Latest / Presented by Speaking Human / With Further Ado Episode #8: The Dubious Custard Pie Accords
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Tell me if this sounds familiar.
- 0:02Speaker 2: You're listening to a podcast, attending a presentation, or watching
- 0:07Speaker 2: a live stream, and after a whole bunch of chatter,
- 0:10Speaker 2: the hosts finally get around to the reason for the
- 0:13Speaker 2: whole shebang, saying, without further ado, it happens all the
- 0:19Speaker 2: time at almost every event going back to the beginning
- 0:23Speaker 2: of recorded history. But what happens at the host never
- 0:27Speaker 2: actually get to the main attraction. What if the whole
- 0:31Speaker 2: thing were just the ado?
- 0:34Speaker 3: This is that show? Okay, So I got a quick
- 0:51Speaker 3: brain nugget for you tonight on the episode Chad, This
- 0:55Speaker 3: one tonight is about streaming.
- 0:59Speaker 1: Heard of it?
- 0:59Speaker 3: Yeah, Netflix, No surprise, still the king of the content jungle,
- 1:04Speaker 3: three hundred million subscribers. For those who don't know, this
- 1:07Speaker 3: is the nugget, the number two spot. Guess who's sitting
- 1:11Speaker 3: comfortably in the number two spot.
- 1:13Speaker 1: Chad in the streaming voice, say it's Disney Plus.
- 1:18Speaker 3: No, No, in fact, it's not Disney Plus, it's not
- 1:23Speaker 3: Amazon Prime, it's not even Max Slash, HBO, max Slash
- 1:27Speaker 3: whatever it calls itself tomorrow. It's a four month old streamer,
- 1:33Speaker 3: a little upstart called Geo Hotstar. What Jio hot Star,
- 1:43Speaker 3: Geo hot Star. I see people say it's pronounced Avtar,
- 1:48Speaker 3: but it looks like Geo Hotstar. It's a startup out
- 1:52Speaker 3: of India. They exploded just four months ago because they
- 1:56Speaker 3: started broadcasting a very specific thing, cricket, big following. It's
- 2:03Speaker 3: kind of like soccer. Now the number two in four months.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Is this available in the US?
- 2:08Speaker 3: I don't think so.
- 2:10Speaker 1: One thing. When I always see the population.
- 2:14Speaker 3: India, Oh yeah, it's over billion.
- 2:16Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, it's like one point
- 2:18Speaker 1: something billion. It's like I think they just recently passed China.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Yeah, which is a big deal.
- 2:23Speaker 1: Uh huh. I mean so there is like a massive
- 2:25Speaker 1: amount of people there and I don't even know if
- 2:27Speaker 1: Netflix has really like cracked those markets yet.
- 2:30Speaker 3: Yeah, Netflix's got a budget though they could get cricket maybe.
- 2:33Speaker 1: I mean it seems like it'd be a smart move
- 2:35Speaker 1: if you can add that many billion people just for
- 2:38Speaker 1: getting cricket.
- 2:40Speaker 3: Yeah. I just thought that that was an interesting nugget
- 2:43Speaker 3: when I saw that that, you know, none of the
- 2:45Speaker 3: bigs were the second in streaming. I had to stop
- 2:49Speaker 3: and kind of look at that.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Shocking, Yeah, shocking. Nobody can even get that high in
- 2:54Speaker 1: the numbers for all the streaming services we have. You know,
- 2:57Speaker 1: they're all kind of struggling to even get that. You know,
- 3:00Speaker 1: when you think about world I don't know those worldwide numbers.
- 3:03Speaker 1: We're talking about. What's Netflix at like three hundred million
- 3:06Speaker 1: or something like that. I mean, it's a lot. Netflix
- 3:08Speaker 1: is obviously the one. But it's a good brain nugget though,
- 3:11Speaker 1: to start things off. But I think we're ready to
- 3:13Speaker 1: probably to slide into the reason we're here, you know,
- 3:17Speaker 1: the topic of today's episode. Yeah, which is something that
- 3:21Speaker 1: I think is somewhat joyous to talk about. It's also
- 3:25Speaker 1: sad in some ways, but I think there's a lot
- 3:27Speaker 1: of joy and happiness with it.
- 3:29Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little offbeat. Happy offbeat anversary.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Ah, well this is unexpected.
- 3:39Speaker 3: So happy offbeat anniversary. We each celebrate one offbeat anniversary.
- 3:45Speaker 3: What is that? What is an offbeat anniversary? Chad?
- 3:49Speaker 1: It's a great question, Patrick. An offbeat anniversary can be
- 3:52Speaker 1: a couple of different things. It can be an uneven
- 3:55Speaker 1: year anniversary, you know, for example, the seventh anniversary, the
- 4:00Speaker 1: twenty second year anniversary, not something normally celebrated. We're normally
- 4:03Speaker 1: like it's the tenth. It's the twentieth, you know, the
- 4:06Speaker 1: twenty fifth, So that's offbeat in the sense of the year.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Or it could be an anniversary for an unconventional or
- 4:14Speaker 1: overlooked thing, or it could be both those things both
- 4:19Speaker 1: some rare cases, you know, those two could actually converge
- 4:23Speaker 1: in some way. So that's a happy offbeat anniversary. Do
- 4:27Speaker 1: you have a happy offbeat anniversary by chance? Ready to
- 4:31Speaker 1: share with us?
- 4:32Speaker 3: By chance? Yeah? The first one that comes to mind
- 4:35Speaker 3: is one that is only three years old, twenty twenty two. Yeah,
- 4:40Speaker 3: that's recent, Yeah, off beat, three years Nobody ever celebrates
- 4:44Speaker 3: three years anything. Yeah. Now, so, Coca Cola in twenty
- 4:48Speaker 3: twenty two released Starlight, a limited edition space inspired soda
- 4:53Speaker 3: with a mysterious flavor. So this was, I thought, a
- 4:57Speaker 3: really offbeat anniversary of that soda. We celebrate all kinds
- 5:01Speaker 3: of things that mean something, and this coke flavor, I mean,
- 5:04Speaker 3: it means a lot to people, I think, and I
- 5:06Speaker 3: suppose some people more than others.
- 5:09Speaker 1: Did you ever have a Starlight?
- 5:12Speaker 3: No? And that's what makes me so sad. I'm here
- 5:15Speaker 3: celebrating the anniversary of that.
- 5:17Speaker 1: So this was space flavored quote unquote, yeah, do we
- 5:21Speaker 1: actually know that. You know it's gone. Now do we
- 5:25Speaker 1: know what the flavor was? Now?
- 5:27Speaker 3: No, still says a mysterious flavor, still after all this time.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Intended to evoke the feeling of stargazing or a journey
- 5:36Speaker 1: to space. Yeah, that to me signals I've never had it.
- 5:40Speaker 1: What do I think of a mix of classic Coca
- 5:43Speaker 1: cola with notes of stargazing and a cooling sensation? I
- 5:47Speaker 1: bet you they use like mint. I was thinking of
- 5:49Speaker 1: s'mores for some reason, maybe looking up at the stars,
- 5:53Speaker 1: you know.
- 5:53Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah. It was just a temporary product, So
- 5:56Speaker 3: I don't know. I thought, Ugh, so sad Starlight you
- 6:00Speaker 3: never got your chance to shine.
- 6:02Speaker 1: There's a Reddit thread that is can we all agree
- 6:05Speaker 1: Starlight Coke was the best co creation flavor. None of
- 6:08Speaker 1: the ones made after have lived up to Starlight Coke.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Starlight had the most unique aftertaste and color. So there
- 6:15Speaker 1: you go, an offbeat anniversary. Maybe it'll come back.
- 6:18Speaker 3: Maybe.
- 6:19Speaker 1: So I would classify yours as both uneven and unconventional.
- 6:24Speaker 3: Yeah, because it doesn't really matter. Is that what you mean?
- 6:27Speaker 3: It's not like a big it's not like a big.
- 6:30Speaker 1: No, just you know, an off the beaten path item
- 6:34Speaker 1: people might have forgotten about it a little bit. So
- 6:36Speaker 1: my Offbeat Anniversary also a product a little older, and
- 6:41Speaker 1: it's actually a legit anniversary, but I would say it's
- 6:44Speaker 1: a definitely a forgotten product for most people. You'll remember
- 6:48Speaker 1: it once I mention it. So it's a happy offbeat
- 6:52Speaker 1: anniversary to Mussel toys. Do you remember mussels?
- 6:58Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 6:59Speaker 1: So these were first released in the United States in
- 7:01Speaker 1: nineteen eighty five by Mattel, making them forty years old.
- 7:05Speaker 1: For those who don't know, muscle are pinkish, vaguely human
- 7:11Speaker 1: lumps of rubber that once ruled the playground, born from
- 7:16Speaker 1: the glorious union of Japan's kinnek Kuman manga and America's
- 7:21Speaker 1: bottomless appetite for anything collectible and vaguely combat beamed. So
- 7:26Speaker 1: muscles actually an acronym that stands for millions of unusual
- 7:32Speaker 1: small creatures lurking everywhere, and for a hot minute, kids
- 7:38Speaker 1: across America were buying piles of these things. Yeah, and
- 7:42Speaker 1: they were pretty bizarre.
- 7:43Speaker 2: You know.
- 7:44Speaker 1: There was like a forearmed cyclops wrestler or a sentient
- 7:48Speaker 1: brick wall with abs, and they were about, you know,
- 7:51Speaker 1: an inch tall, looked like a pencil eraser kind of
- 7:56Speaker 1: and you just get a bunch of them in a pack.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Why do they catch on? Because the eighties were a
- 8:01Speaker 1: lawless time. If you could fit it in your pocket,
- 8:04Speaker 1: it vaguely resembled something that might punch something else. And
- 8:08Speaker 1: it came in a set of two hundred and thirty one.
- 8:11Speaker 1: It was gold.
- 8:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 8:13Speaker 1: So do you remember these? Do you remember muscles? Patrick?
- 8:17Speaker 1: I do?
- 8:17Speaker 3: Absolutely. Yeah. These were huge when we were young.
- 8:20Speaker 1: Yeah. They came out in eighty five, so it's probably
- 8:22Speaker 1: like by eighty seven they were probably done. Yeah, you know,
- 8:26Speaker 1: they just had like a brief flash of a moment
- 8:28Speaker 1: basically because people realized, oh, these are kind of cool
- 8:31Speaker 1: and then they're like, oh, they don't actually do anything
- 8:34Speaker 1: other than you can maybe throw them at people. So
- 8:36Speaker 1: I don't know what was going on with them, but
- 8:37Speaker 1: there is something I hadn't thought about in decades, and
- 8:40Speaker 1: then I saw them, and I'm like, oh, man, forty
- 8:42Speaker 1: years old muscle, something that you know came were a
- 8:45Speaker 1: thing and then just gone.
- 8:48Speaker 3: And just gone, just like that. Yeah, I'd love those.
- 8:51Speaker 3: And I also remember they had like they had a
- 8:53Speaker 3: distinctive smell, yeah, like a rubbery Yeah. Yeah, if I
- 8:57Speaker 3: smelled it again, I would know exactly what it was, like.
- 9:00Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's one of those things that's so funny, man,
- 9:03Speaker 3: I haven't thought about that in a hot minute.
- 9:06Speaker 1: There's a lot of things like that, things that were
- 9:08Speaker 1: alive and ruled the earth and now they're just dead.
- 9:11Speaker 2: You know, this is a dead.
- 9:21Speaker 3: In movies. Yeah, so we found ourselves talking about this
- 9:31Speaker 3: before Dead in movies.
- 9:33Speaker 1: Yeah, we've done dead in movies before.
- 9:35Speaker 3: I like this because, you know, we get to share
- 9:38Speaker 3: eulogies for people who died on screen, and this episode's
- 9:44Speaker 3: theme should be sudden or unexpected deaths. So I think
- 9:48Speaker 3: in the last one we did death by zombies, right, Yeah,
- 9:51Speaker 3: this one is going to be sudden or unexpected deaths.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Yeah, so things you didn't see coming. Yeah, so we
- 9:59Speaker 1: each have a yu to share for somebody who died
- 10:03Speaker 1: in the movies. I guess i'll jump out here first.
- 10:07Speaker 1: I do want to say spoiler alert here.
- 10:10Speaker 3: Uh oh yeah, it wasn't at the beginning.
- 10:12Speaker 1: Well, if you haven't seen the movie Deep Blue, see
- 10:15Speaker 1: oh listeners. If you haven't seen the movie Deep Blue,
- 10:18Speaker 1: see skip ahead here. Because I'm going to give a
- 10:20Speaker 1: eulogy for Russell Franklin played by Samuel L. Jackson in
- 10:25Speaker 1: Deep bluecy Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, we gather here today
- 10:30Speaker 1: not only to remember Russell Franklin, but to try, against
- 10:35Speaker 1: all odds, to make sense of what just happened. A
- 10:38Speaker 1: man of vision, determination and more than a little corporate
- 10:42Speaker 1: Hubris Russell came to the Aquatic Research Facility to fix
- 10:48Speaker 1: a pr nightmare and make sure the project was still viable.
- 10:52Speaker 1: He gave us a speech, a really good one, full
- 10:56Speaker 1: of fire and hope and the kind of energy that
- 10:58Speaker 1: makes you believe maybe everything is going to be okay,
- 11:02Speaker 1: and then, like a tragic punchline written by Poseidon himself,
- 11:07Speaker 1: he was promptly eaten mid sentence by a shark from
- 11:11Speaker 1: the side indoors. In his final moments, Russell tadda something
- 11:17Speaker 1: will carry forever. Never turn your back on a genetically
- 11:22Speaker 1: modified apex predator, especially while delivering an inspiring monologue. He
- 11:29Speaker 1: didn't go quietly into that watery grave. No, he went
- 11:33Speaker 1: with cinematic flare, leaving jaws agape in popcorn mid air.
- 11:38Speaker 1: He was a leader, a fighter, and a man who
- 11:41Speaker 1: probably should have stayed on dry land. Rest in peace, Russell.
- 11:46Speaker 1: You went out in the most memorable way possible. In somewhere,
- 11:51Speaker 1: a super intelligent shark is still telling that story to
- 11:55Speaker 1: roars of laughter at dinner parties. That's Sam Jackson and
- 11:59Speaker 1: deeply see getting chomped suddenly by a shark at about
- 12:04Speaker 1: the you know, halfway point of that movie. Very tragic
- 12:08Speaker 1: and surprising moment.
- 12:10Speaker 3: I do vaguely remember. This death scene is pretty shocking.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, especially because he's inside at the moment. But
- 12:19Speaker 1: this is what happens when you have intelligent sharks. Yeah,
- 12:23Speaker 1: I mean they'll get you. It's hard enough with non
- 12:26Speaker 1: intelligent sharks.
- 12:27Speaker 3: Yeah, with the real dumb ones. Yeah, swimming around in
- 12:30Speaker 3: a circle.
- 12:30Speaker 1: Who's your dead in movies? Who are you eulogizing today?
- 12:34Speaker 3: So I think you're gonna appreciate this for a couple
- 12:37Speaker 3: different reasons. One is a tribute to our episode from
- 12:40Speaker 3: the Speaking Humid podcast, So I'll start off there. I
- 12:43Speaker 3: got this from Reddit because I was having a really
- 12:46Speaker 3: hard time trying to recall something so specific, so I
- 12:49Speaker 3: looked on Reddit, and man, somebody had the perfect answer.
- 12:52Speaker 3: This is a great sudden death, and I think you'll
- 12:54Speaker 3: appreciate this for two reasons.
- 12:55Speaker 1: One, it's not from the movie's sudden death though, is it?
- 12:58Speaker 3: No? No, I didn't the obvious route. Okay. One, you'll
- 13:02Speaker 3: appreciate it's from the movie The Other Guys, oh yeah.
- 13:06Speaker 3: And two it connects thematically to your pick because it's
- 13:11Speaker 3: also Sam Jackson, yes, and Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
- 13:16Speaker 3: Yeah. So I'll go ahead and give the eulogy for
- 13:20Speaker 3: Sam and the Rock Technically detectives Christopher Danson and PK.
- 13:25Speaker 3: High Smith, Ladies and gentlemen, fellow officers, friends, and those
- 13:30Speaker 3: still trying to figure out what just happened. We gather
- 13:34Speaker 3: here today not just to more and the loss of
- 13:36Speaker 3: two decorated detectives, but to try and make sense of
- 13:39Speaker 3: their final, spectacular, deeply confusing act. Christopher Danson and PK.
- 13:45Speaker 3: High Smith weren't just cops. They were legends larger than life,
- 13:49Speaker 3: the kind of men who would chase a dozen armed
- 13:53Speaker 3: criminals through a mall, cause half a million in property damage,
- 13:57Speaker 3: and still get lunch at Applebee's like it was another Tuesday.
- 14:01Speaker 3: They were bold, they were brave, they were bombastic. These
- 14:06Speaker 3: were men who didn't knock on doors, they exploded through them.
- 14:09Speaker 3: They lived fast, they kicked ass, and they absolutely did
- 14:13Speaker 3: not understand physics, and their final words, aim for the bushes,
- 14:19Speaker 3: will live on in infamy. There were no bushes, not
- 14:23Speaker 3: even a modest shrub, just concrete, cold, unforgiving concrete. But
- 14:28Speaker 3: they leapt anyway, because that's who they were. Men who
- 14:32Speaker 3: believed they were invincible, Men who thought every day was
- 14:35Speaker 3: a high octane action sequence. Men who trusted that the
- 14:39Speaker 3: bushes would be there if they just believed hard enough.
- 14:43Speaker 3: And maybe, just maybe, maybe their world was just one
- 14:46Speaker 3: big slow motion explosion where heroes never looked back at
- 14:49Speaker 3: the blast behind them, where the rules of gravity bend
- 14:52Speaker 3: for chrisma and confidence. And if that's true, then maybe
- 14:56Speaker 3: they're still out there, soaring through the air, freeze framed
- 15:00Speaker 3: and badassery forever. So let us not remember them for
- 15:03Speaker 3: their logic. Let us not remember them for their restraint.
- 15:07Speaker 3: Let us remember them for their commitment to justice, to action,
- 15:11Speaker 3: and to jumping off tall buildings for absolutely no reason.
- 15:17Speaker 3: Rest in peace, dancing in high Smith. If you haven't
- 15:21Speaker 3: seen this movie, you have to watch this simply for
- 15:24Speaker 3: this scene.
- 15:25Speaker 1: Oh yeah, great hair A great duo, high octane, lethal
- 15:31Speaker 1: weapons style police officers who you think, maybe eight maybe
- 15:35Speaker 1: these are the guys we're going to be following this
- 15:37Speaker 1: whole movie. Yeah, and unfortunately come to a just tragic
- 15:41Speaker 1: early end, cutting their lives short, but you know, setting
- 15:44Speaker 1: off the plot for the other guys.
- 15:46Speaker 3: Which makes sense because they're the other guys and that
- 15:49Speaker 3: is the title. It is a title, but man, you
- 15:52Speaker 3: do not see this coming, which makes it so great.
- 15:55Speaker 3: But then rewatchability watching it makes it even better every
- 16:00Speaker 3: single time. So as soon as I came upon that
- 16:03Speaker 3: in Reddit, I was like, there's no other death scene
- 16:05Speaker 3: that I can mention in this episode.
- 16:07Speaker 1: And I like that you got a two for one.
- 16:09Speaker 3: Yeah, Sam Jackson the Rock.
- 16:12Speaker 1: I can't believe we both had Sam Jackson.
- 16:14Speaker 3: Yeah, it's real weird, and they were both pretty funny
- 16:17Speaker 3: actually when they happened, because Deep Blue C. It's kind
- 16:20Speaker 3: of comedic.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the movie's like has a slightly you
- 16:25Speaker 1: watch in a certain way, you're like, this is kind
- 16:26Speaker 1: of a funny, stupid movie. Yeah, but you think he's
- 16:31Speaker 1: which is similar how you could think about the other guys.
- 16:33Speaker 1: You don't because you probably go in knowing the titles
- 16:36Speaker 1: the other guys and it's about these other guys. But
- 16:38Speaker 1: Deep Blue C. You think Samuel L. Jackson's like one
- 16:41Speaker 1: of the main characters in the movie. Yeah, so when
- 16:43Speaker 1: he gets chomped midway through, you're like, oh, nobody's safe.
- 16:49Speaker 3: Could this be a segment? So we like to try
- 16:55Speaker 3: and to end every episode with pitching an idea for
- 16:59Speaker 3: a new segment, because we like to use new segments.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Happy Offbeat Anniversary was an example of a could this
- 17:05Speaker 3: be a segment segment title?
- 17:08Speaker 1: Yeah, got pitched and it made it to the big leagues.
- 17:10Speaker 3: Yeah, made it all the way up. All right, So
- 17:13Speaker 3: I have an idea. The name of the segment is
- 17:16Speaker 3: would you eat that?
- 17:18Speaker 1: Kind of like fear factor kinda hmm okay.
- 17:22Speaker 3: All right, So you're offered a million dollars cold, hard,
- 17:26Speaker 3: tax free cash. So each person would create a list
- 17:30Speaker 3: of five things and ask the other person if you
- 17:32Speaker 3: got this million dollars, what would you eat? And then
- 17:35Speaker 3: a follow up to that would be which one would
- 17:37Speaker 3: you eat first? So I'll give you an example. So
- 17:39Speaker 3: number one a melted crayon Sunday, all sixty four colors,
- 17:44Speaker 3: artfully drizzled over a scoop of sadness.
- 17:50Speaker 1: Not really, is there ice cream in it?
- 17:52Speaker 3: No, just the just crane, just Crant's technically it's non toxic.
- 17:57Speaker 3: So do you have that?
- 17:58Speaker 1: But one million?
- 17:59Speaker 3: Yeah? Would you spoon your way to financial freedom? Yes? Okay, yeah,
- 18:03Speaker 3: I used sock stew simmered in an athlete's foot broth
- 18:08Speaker 3: with a hint of regret. Would you would you one bite?
- 18:15Speaker 1: One bite of the sock sock stew? Is the sock
- 18:21Speaker 1: is it, you know, broken up? Or the socks just
- 18:24Speaker 1: stewing in there?
- 18:25Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean it's simmered in the foot broth.
- 18:28Speaker 1: So the athlete's foot part really turned me off.
- 18:32Speaker 3: That's the part that turned you.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Well, I'm just like, all right, it's gross foot stuff,
- 18:38Speaker 1: but I'm like athlete's foot it's fun. Yeah. I don't
- 18:49Speaker 1: want to ingest that. I don't know what's going to happen.
- 18:52Speaker 3: But for a million, you could figure it out, couldn't
- 18:54Speaker 3: you that?
- 18:55Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. Okay, I gotta pay taxes on
- 18:58Speaker 1: it too.
- 18:59Speaker 3: Well, so that's tax tax free.
- 19:02Speaker 1: This is tax free okay, and how we're getting away
- 19:05Speaker 1: with that?
- 19:05Speaker 3: But I don't know. My medical bills might.
- 19:09Speaker 1: Might exceed I get that internal fungus. I'm like the
- 19:12Speaker 1: last of us now, yeah, like sure, are those cordyceps?
- 19:16Speaker 3: Okay? So a hairball taco from a long haired house
- 19:20Speaker 3: cat named mister Whiskers. No, and that sold in a
- 19:24Speaker 3: crunchy shell with a dab of hot sauce for authenticity
- 19:28Speaker 3: hard No?
- 19:29Speaker 1: Really? Yeah for a million? Not doing anything with cats,
- 19:33Speaker 1: so cats.
- 19:35Speaker 3: The line for a million?
- 19:36Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 19:37Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Well how about a page from a
- 19:40Speaker 3: nineteen ninety seven Yellow Pages.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I eat that. I'll eat stuff probably more
- 19:47Speaker 1: likely than things that come from beings, you know.
- 19:51Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so this will be a good question for
- 19:53Speaker 3: the last one. So you know, each come with five.
- 19:55Speaker 3: So it's called casso marzoo. That's a cheese but also
- 20:00Speaker 3: live maggots.
- 20:01Speaker 1: Maggots and cheese. Yeah. I don't think I can get
- 20:05Speaker 1: it down.
- 20:05Speaker 3: I don't know one bite.
- 20:08Speaker 1: I mean, can I wrap the cheese around them so
- 20:10Speaker 1: I can't see him? I don't know. I think I
- 20:12Speaker 1: just come back up.
- 20:16Speaker 3: I mean maybe, you know, I'm sure that's what everybody
- 20:20Speaker 3: thought on Fear Factor, like you mentioned.
- 20:22Speaker 1: I know, yeah, you know that was that was always
- 20:25Speaker 1: a tough part to watch for me. What of those
- 20:27Speaker 1: would you do? What?
- 20:28Speaker 3: I don't know, I mean, it would be I'm not
- 20:30Speaker 3: gonna lie, it would be very difficult, I think for
- 20:33Speaker 3: any of them. But I think I I think I
- 20:35Speaker 3: would try it for a million, like all of them. Yeah,
- 20:38Speaker 3: I mean if you had to take a bite of
- 20:40Speaker 3: each of those.
- 20:41Speaker 1: You're not worried about the athletes, but I.
- 20:43Speaker 3: Mean it's athlete foot broth. So if it's a broth
- 20:47Speaker 3: and it's been simmering, that.
- 20:48Speaker 1: Means you think it's burned off.
- 20:49Speaker 3: It could have you know, it's just like just like
- 20:52Speaker 3: disease and stuff. You boil the water and you know,
- 20:55Speaker 3: that's my guess. If not put some ointment on there
- 20:58Speaker 3: and you're.
- 20:58Speaker 1: Good on the outside, we don't know what happened to
- 21:02Speaker 1: you inside.
- 21:03Speaker 3: You get athletes and testines. Yeah, all right, what do
- 21:07Speaker 3: you think of that? Good?
- 21:08Speaker 1: Bad? That's pretty good. I mean it's one of those ones.
- 21:12Speaker 1: You can't do it all the time, but you can
- 21:14Speaker 1: throw it out every once in a while. And we
- 21:16Speaker 1: could definitely come up with some things that could push
- 21:18Speaker 1: each other to the edge, to the brink of you know,
- 21:22Speaker 1: what can you handle? You learn something about somebody?
- 21:24Speaker 3: Yeah, like you you draw the line at the hairball taco.
- 21:29Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I don't want anything to do with
- 21:31Speaker 1: the cats.
- 21:31Speaker 3: I mean, it doesn't sound appetizing to me clearly, But
- 21:35Speaker 3: you know, yeah.
- 21:36Speaker 1: No it's good. I think moving forward.
- 21:38Speaker 3: You think moving forward?
- 21:39Speaker 1: Okay, I think you can advance.
- 21:41Speaker 3: So what do you got what do you think would be?
- 21:44Speaker 1: So, you know, we love doing the summer movie draft.
- 21:47Speaker 1: We haven't talked about doing a winter movie draft, which
- 21:50Speaker 1: you know, I was never really comfortable with the parameters of.
- 21:54Speaker 1: But this could be the place for it. So this
- 21:56Speaker 1: would be like a mini draft, I call it. You
- 21:59Speaker 1: look like you need a draft, okay, where we'd each
- 22:02Speaker 1: draft like three items each time. Now instead of you know,
- 22:07Speaker 1: just focusing on movies, I think we could get creative
- 22:10Speaker 1: and do a lot of different things for this. Maybe
- 22:12Speaker 1: it's you know, grunge albums, streaming services, game shows, sports,
- 22:17Speaker 1: team logos, appetizers. You know. We can create a draft
- 22:21Speaker 1: out of anything, and then we each end up drafting
- 22:23Speaker 1: like teams of three, you know, how we would determine
- 22:27Speaker 1: what one knows? Maybe we don't even It's just more
- 22:30Speaker 1: like go through the draft process and here's my team,
- 22:33Speaker 1: here's your team. Ah, you know, who do you think
- 22:36Speaker 1: is better? Talk on each other? That kind of thing.
- 22:40Speaker 3: I like that, so they're thematically tie together. Whatever it
- 22:43Speaker 3: is yeah, yeah.
- 22:44Speaker 1: There would be like a theme to each you know, draft,
- 22:46Speaker 1: we would have.
- 22:47Speaker 3: Do you have any themes off the top of your
- 22:49Speaker 3: head like that?
- 22:50Speaker 1: You would no, not necessarily. I think we would just
- 22:53Speaker 1: have to like kind of come up with something like
- 22:55Speaker 1: what would be like a fun thing to do? What
- 22:56Speaker 1: I was even thinking we could do like episodes of
- 22:59Speaker 1: our podcast if we wanted to, Oh that's not bad,
- 23:02Speaker 1: like each draft three of them and like okay, your
- 23:05Speaker 1: what's your team look like at the end? Or I
- 23:08Speaker 1: like the idea of music videos. I think that would
- 23:10Speaker 1: be kind of cool.
- 23:11Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you could probably choose it for almost anything,
- 23:14Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like you know, three sodas.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Yeah, some even like some of the marketing things we done,
- 23:19Speaker 1: like we did the Jingles bracket, we could do like
- 23:22Speaker 1: a Jingles draft, you know, or like logos or something
- 23:26Speaker 1: like that. So there's a lot of those things we
- 23:28Speaker 1: could put into and then just see, you know, because
- 23:30Speaker 1: Scott was interesting when you do it and then see
- 23:32Speaker 1: what you kind of get at the end. My three
- 23:34Speaker 1: versus your three of anything?
- 23:37Speaker 3: How do you score it? Though? Is it just that's
- 23:39Speaker 3: the thing.
- 23:40Speaker 1: I don't know that we would be able to score
- 23:41Speaker 1: it for everything and would more just be kind of
- 23:43Speaker 1: like what does this look like at the end?
- 23:46Speaker 3: Yeah, as a team as a whole.
- 23:48Speaker 1: Like some things. You know, we could create some things
- 23:51Speaker 1: where you could score, like movies in box office. There's
- 23:54Speaker 1: probably like ways to do it with different things, but
- 23:56Speaker 1: not everything would be scorable unless we put it on
- 23:59Speaker 1: the website, have people vote or something like that.
- 24:02Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be cool too. I like it though, I
- 24:05Speaker 3: like anything being coming a draft. That one was called
- 24:08Speaker 3: you look like you need a draft? Yeah, I like
- 24:11Speaker 3: they didn't just name it anything draft.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Now you look like you need a draft?
- 24:15Speaker 3: Oh, you look you need a point.
- 24:18Speaker 1: Foster's Australian for beer. That could be one of the
- 24:21Speaker 1: drafts would be like best Australian beers.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Oh yeah on draft, Like how the hell would I know.
- 24:27Speaker 1: That Fosters don't I don't know Fosters. It could be
- 24:34Speaker 1: Australian things. Oh yeah, the Australian things draft. Yeah, then
- 24:38Speaker 1: we have Fosters, Crocodile, Dundee, Boomerangs.
- 24:43Speaker 3: I mean you got so many things. Nicole Kidman, Nicole Kidman,
- 24:47Speaker 3: I mean you got four is see Australia. Chris Hemsworth,
- 24:50Speaker 3: I think he is mel Gibson kangaroos. Kangaroos, Yeah, dingoes, dingos,
- 25:00Speaker 3: Steve Irwin mm hmmm r I P.
- 25:05Speaker 1: So that's a good, good one to see what you know.
- 25:07Speaker 3: What'd you come up with?
- 25:08Speaker 1: Les mhmm