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PUT THAT FUCKING CAGE ON! CUCKOLDS, COUPLES AND LITTLE TEENY DICKS · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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  I'm here, You know me, Mistress Mia, and I've got Madame Liv.
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  Tada, I don't know. Hi, guys.
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  It's great. That's me.
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  It's me. That's awesome.
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  It's always me. You know, Liv and I keep wanting
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  to do these video, however we both look like we've been hit by
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  a Mack truck riding. We look like homeless women,
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  Yeah, that carry bags on the street in a in a Walmart buggy
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  and God. Bless them.
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  God thank. Shame I'm dead shit tired long
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  day but the other day we looked really good.
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  Oh, you're tired? I am tired.
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  We did look good the other day though.
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  We did. So Liv and I, we saw a couple
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  that came in. So this lady, oh, you know what?
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  I'm going to try to find her first e-mail.
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  She was so pretty. Yeah, tell the.
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  Tell the audience about her. She had like short blonde hair.
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  She was very, I'm, I, I loved how self aware she was, but she
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  was very, I mean, honestly, she was very thoughtful.
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  She was very angry at his small penis.
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  I, I loved how angry she got. Every time she brought, he
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  brought up his small Dick. She would be like, yeah, it's,
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  it's really small, like small guys.
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  And he didn't even tell me, well, you married him after like
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  3 months after knowing him after having sex.
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  So you must have liked something about him.
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  But yeah, I think they were married for like, what, 20
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  years? No, no. 1313.
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  Yeah. Well, I mean, that's still a
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  long time. It's still.
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  A long time. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, he was
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  more into like cock holding and things like that.
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  Like, so it was like the dynamics they had was very
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  different. Like she wanted to come in and
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  learn and he wanted to come in and just get the experience.
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  It's like, yes, it was his birthday.
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  Yeah, he. Says she did this for his
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  birthday. Yes.
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  So she wrote me and she's like, good afternoon.
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  My husband is turning 50 on Wednesday.
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  He's into humiliation, domination.
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  His biggest kink is cock holding.
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  We've done all randomly over the last 10 years.
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  I'm looking to come to your dungeon and have a session.
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  I would like it to be with him being humiliated and dominated
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  by a Dom while they teach or coach me for the remainder of
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  the time. Would you able to do that?
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  So Needless to say, that's what she wanted.
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  And so when they came in, you and I were both like, wow, he's
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  like way out of her league. He's.
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  He's not out of his league. Oh God, yeah, of course.
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  I don't remember, he wasn't that cute and she was fire.
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  You know, it's not that he was bad looking.
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  No, he was a good looking guy, but to compare to her.
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  Yeah, compared to her, it was like night because.
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  He was not ugly, no. I feel like he was regular.
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  Yeah, he was an average guy. Yeah, regular.
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  Yeah, he looked older than 50. You know he.
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  Looked, he had nice skin. I thought he had nice skin.
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  Yeah, he had. Nice skin, but I mean, I'm like
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  you. She looks like she's, you know,
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  35. She looked good, yeah.
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  She looks fucking amazing, like she keeps that shit tight.
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  She had perfect titties and you and I are both thinking damn,
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  but she looks fantastic under those clothes.
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  Dominatrix clothes on. Yeah, she and she had those
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  those PVC pants on. I know.
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  I. I was like, I wonder what's
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  going on because I didn't know about the e-mail.
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  Yeah. So I just kind of walked in
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  halfway through y'all's introduction.
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  Yeah. And so I didn't know exactly
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  what was going on, but, you know, contacts, clues.
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  So yeah, I probably should have just read you the e-mail, but
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  you hear it was kind of basic, you know?
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  And still her saying that she wanted to do it.
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  Yeah, that's true. And that needs to be noted.
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  It's true. Liv looks at me all
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  condescendingly. Like shame on you.
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  Mia didn't tell me. No, no, no, I'm talking about
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  the guy. He kept saying that she
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  wouldn't, she would never do this, she would never do this.
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  She's like, she's here, she's doing it.
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  So noted as I mean like she she was doing it.
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  She sent an e-mail. She started this up.
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  She did it for his birthday. I mean they.
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  That speaks volumes. Yes, and it's like, give her
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  fucking credit. Give her a break.
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  So at some point, you know, we, we put him up on the cross.
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  We did. Oh, at the very beginning he had
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  brought a chassis device. That was too big for his tiny
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  wee wee. It was.
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  It was, it was like barely hanging on, like half the Dick
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  was already out and it was just, I'm like, how is it even on your
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  Dick? And he was shaking, putting it
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  on. And I'm like.
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  He was so. Nervous.
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  So nervous and I told him I said that's just going to fall off,
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  you know, you need a smaller ring and blah blah blah.
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  And that bitch was heavy because it fell on the ground and it
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  could have hit his toe for real. Oh yeah, but it clawed up.
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  A lot of people like the heaviness of the weight when
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  they're wearing. OK.
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  Yeah. They like to put some weights on
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  the balls. Yeah.
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  Ruby was teaching me about that. Thank you Ruby.
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  You know, years ago when I was single, this guy had reached out
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  to me on collar me. That was a a thing before fat
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  life. Anyway, handsome guy, local.
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  And I liked how he was in the sense that, you know, he was
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  attractive. He had he was very well spoken,
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  sexy voice, very attractive man. He was very smitten with me.
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  And and so he came to my house one night when I first met him,
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  like right off the RIP. We'd been talking a little bit
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  and I told him, I said, well, you, you can come over.
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  I said, you know, did you bring your cage?
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  Are you going to bring your cage?
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  And he's like, yeah, bring my cage, you know.
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  And so he brought this little black holy trainer, you know,
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  it's plastic, contains it very well.
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  And, and of course he brought Gouda cheese and wine.
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  And I was like Gouda cheese, wine and chastity.
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  Woohoo, that sounds. Nice it sounds.
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  Nice, right? What a date?
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  What a date. But you know, he had a small
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  penis. He wasn't into small penis
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  humiliation SPH, but he was into the concept of being humiliated
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  and saying things to the effect of you just need to go without
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  sex. I mean, it's just not going to
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  work, blah, blah, blah. And we just had this immediate
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  connection. But it was interesting because
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  when he came in, he immediately, I, I told him I, you know,
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  kneeled down, you know, kneeled down in front of me.
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  So he kneeled down on the side of the bed and I'm like, show me
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  your cage. And, you know, I played with the
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  cage and all that for a few minutes, and, you know, I kissed
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  him on the neck and, you know, he was quivering and shaking and
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  he fucking had a little orgasm in his chastity cage.
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  Really. Yes.
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  That's hot, yeah. It was really hot.
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  But that's hot. So we kind of like, curled over
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  like, oh, fuck, I just came. And he pretty much just ran out.
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  He was so scared. Oh, he didn't know what to do.
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  He just left and breaks my heart.
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  It was sad, you know, So he didn't reach out right away.
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  But I knew, you know, it was only a matter of time.
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  He was going to reach back out because, I mean, yeah.
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  We had. A connection.
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  Obviously not just a connection, but hell yeah.
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  Me is not that type of person that I, you know, I'm, I'm never
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  going to chase after a man. And I was single at the time,
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  you know? Yeah.
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  So when that happened, I wrote a poem about him and I posted it
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  on Collar Space. Collar Do you have that poem?
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  I do have the poem you. Read it, Jimmy.
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  To you sometime, but it was basically come to me, my little
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  slave, you know, and I said how something I was going to like,
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  lock him away and throw away the key, you know, So he, I'm sure
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  read it. But years later he came to one
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  of my events and it was very awkward because he was scared.
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  And I think it's just socially awkward.
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  But at that point it had already been, you know, 10-12 years
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  since I'd seen him too. So things change.
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  It just happens. But over the years we had talked
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  before and it was, it was different because he had tried
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  to be in relationships and he couldn't because, you know, the,
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  the size of his penis, it affected everything, you know.
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  And then he would get with women who were submissive and they
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  wouldn't do anything to what he really liked.
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  I mean, yeah, because he's not the Dom.
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  That's it. And then he was in the lifestyle
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  and, you know, they were always not in a lifestyle.
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  So a lot of men always do that, you know, But it was interesting
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  because we move forward. We're in this session now.
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  You explain you're you're up there.
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  You're telling her what to do. Yeah, I'm telling her what to
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  do, little tips and tricks that I do whenever I've had my first
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  session, showing her how hard to hit somebody or if they start
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  complaining to hit them harder. You know, if he's going to start
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  being a little a little bitch, then smack him on real good time
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  and say, cut it out, you know, you know, train them.
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  That's a training process. And then his cage fell off and
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  hit the ground, put so close to his toe.
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  I was like, your Dick can't even hold the cage.
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  My God. But yeah, I mean, we stayed up
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  there for a little while. He did not like it at all.
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  He was very reluctant, very light, sighing about it, didn't
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  like the beatings. He wasn't really into that
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  anyways, more in the cuckold. I just, he wasn't really
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  submissive, but like at all. During the session, I was like,
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  you are not being helpful to the situation.
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  And he would get to the point where saying like, oh, she's
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  never going to do it. And I was just like, she is
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  doing it. Like I was getting mad at him.
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  She is doing it. She's right here doing it.
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  She made this for you. She's right here beating you
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  right now trying to find ways to help you through your process.
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  Yeah. He made me angry.
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  Yeah. He was terribly obstinate.
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  And so when I saw that you were at that point where you like,
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  I'm just done with this motherfucker.
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  Was like I was getting heated. I knew I wasn't gonna be helping
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  the situation anyways. You know, he immediately wanted
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  to, you know, be done because he didn't get to orgasm and he.
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  Didn't get what he wanted. He.
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  Didn't get what he wanted, period.
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  Yeah, exactly. And so ultimately I said, hey,
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  Liv, you know, our other guy is outside by the pool.
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  Why don't you just go outside and relax for a few minutes,
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  talk to him, and then I'll talk to this guy and his wife.
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  And you're like, oh cool, I'm done anyway, you know, like.
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  You're. Disgusted.
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  It was great. Yeah, I did not like him.
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  And you know, what's really interesting is this guy is still
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  in denial of who he is. And I tried to explain that to
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  his wife in an e-mail. And I said to her, I said, you
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  know, he doesn't need to be allowed to come for a while.
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  She needs to go ahead and get a better chastity to lock him up,
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  contain him so that he's not chronically masturbating because
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  that's what he was doing. He had to have been, yeah.
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  Yeah, and. I told her about the walnut,
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  too. I was like, you can tell if he's
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  come. Oh, there's a secret button in
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  there. And then he was like, kind of
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  like what? And I was like, yeah.
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  Yeah, you could tell. That was great.
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  You told her to feel his prostate be able to.
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  Tell to be able to tell if he's come or not, yeah.
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  That's funny shit and it's true. It's a dead giveaway.
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  Yes, it really is. And so in this situation with
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  the cock holding, you know, what he said kind of resonated with
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  me. And that was she just doesn't
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  understand. And if she just went out, had
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  sex, did what she wanted to do and tell me about it, I would be
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  fine with it, then that would make me more competitive and
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  that would make me a better husband.
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  And she just doesn't get it. And I said, well, what you don't
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  understand, and This is why men are from Mars, women are from
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  Venus, it's because she wants you to have all these qualities.
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  She wants you to have the big penis so she doesn't have to
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  sleep with other men. And he says, well, I used to, I
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  used to get it. And when I I was fucking her
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  when we first met and I was pounding her and I'd get it in.
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  OK, well, what's changed, you know?
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  Probably his attitude. It's his attitude and exactly
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  and he does not see that. And I told.
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  Him, anything he's being, it's a selfish way of looking at it
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  because he doesn't understand her.
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  Because everybody's sitting there understanding him.
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  We all hear you, boy. OK?
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  You weren't listening to what she had to say about, hey, I'm
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  uncomfortable with these things or this is what I wanted.
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  He's just like me, Me, me, me, me.
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  Yeah, and that's what it became. And you know, the other part
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  with that is it became, you know, him saying, you know what
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  she didn't do? And you know, how is that fair?
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  You can't walk in and just be the best of the best.
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  She came here to learn, so you're going to stop.
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  Start with your first step. This is her first step.
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  Don't be expecting the best on the first date.
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  Yeah, I just. I don't think if he can't get
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  his mindset, he's going to beat her down and she really won't
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  want to do anything. Exactly.
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  She's gonna get sick of it. Oh yeah, I was sick of it and I
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  was only in there for an hour. And it, it was really just, it
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  was unfair. It was very unfair, especially
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  since she did this for your birthday.
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  Your birthday? You're still, like, stepping on
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  her about it. Yeah, whatever, man.
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  Yeah. First couple.
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  Yes, Yeah, that was your first couple.
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  And you know, that is what I have told a lot of male clients.
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  I'm like, you know, guys, this is not about you.
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  If you give more to your significant other, if you do
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  more and give more and go in with kindness and an open heart,
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  you're going to get so far ahead in your relationship because
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  it's about connection. That's relationship.
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  In general, that's not just with this aspect, like you have to
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  care more about the other person.
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  You do yourself, which is in turn they would care more about
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  you and then you would be taking care of each other.
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  Yeah, not yourself. Exactly.
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  Exactly. The act of selflessness.
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  Yeah, it is. It is.
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  And, you know, I told them both. I said, you know, do you want to
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  save this marriage? Because ultimately I told them,
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  you're going to push her away and she's going to meet somebody
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  who treats her like a queen and she's going to form a
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  connection. And right now, you could tell
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  she's scared of mentally connecting to somebody else, you
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  know, because she's afraid that she might fall for someone else.
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  Probably. I mean, it's, I mean with him
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  talking to her like that, it's, it'd be easy.
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  Yeah, yeah. I mean, he was, he was
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  condescending, demanding, and he doesn't see it.
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  He doesn't see himself like that.
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  He wouldn't even play the game to even start.
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  Like we have to start. You can't just be like, expect
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  the expect your expectations start.
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  We're right here. Play the game right now and then
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  it'll work its way up. See and men in their defense
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  mechanism as well. He was putting the chastity
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  device on and he was, you know, shaking and everything.
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  He's like, I can't believe I'm having to do this.
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  I can't believe in here. I'm, I'm the only one naked
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  doing this. And it's like you were doing
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  this because of you. This is what your wife wants for
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  you. This is what you want, you know,
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  and she's, she's trying to help you.
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  But he was so resistant. And I, I told them both.
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  I said, you know, please reach out to me.
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  I'm, I'm, I want to see your marriage work, you know, but I
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  told him, I said, there's got to be a compromise.
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  And I said, she even said, she says I don't know what he
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  thinks. Like every time I'm with
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  somebody I've slept with. And it's obviously people she's
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  come in contact with through work and just meeting.
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  And, and he said, well, you know, she could be sleeping with
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  somebody and not telling me. And she says, you know, if I
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  did, she said, I get so tired of all the questions.
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  And I told them, I said, well, this is what you need to do.
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  You need to limit it to five questions, you know, and put in
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  an e-mail. The two of you maybe need to
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  communicate through e-mail so you don't see these emotions
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  between one another. You know, that's just my take on
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  it. Emotions will get in the way,
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  especially with how he talks about it.
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  Yeah, she can see better if you just got the words, you know,
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  usually it's the other way around.
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  You need to see their emotions, but in that case it's like you
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  need to write letters to each other they.
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  Do they do? And then he could sit back and
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  reflect on what he writes and how it sounds.
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  You know, I really hope for his sake that you know, he'll be
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  alone one day if he doesn't change his his pattern for the
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  way the way he treats his wife. You can't be treating anybody
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  like that. Even friendships you don't treat
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  like that. Very true.
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  OK, So last question for you, Liv.
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  Was there anything about that session you actually enjoyed?
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  So the moment where I was teaching her and I was telling
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  her about things and tips and tricks, I leaned over and I was
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  like, you just pretend like you're going to kiss them and
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  then just breathe in their mouth.
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  And I got really close to her and I was like, you smell good.
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  I. Know you still wanted to make
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  out with her. It's ridiculous.
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  She was shorter than me too, which was even better.
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  I was. Like so fucking cute, right?
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  I know. See.
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  She was prepared. She tried.
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  So the Griswolds are our friends that we talk about all the time,
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  you and me, who we just saw the other day and how she's a cute
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  little short blonde. And so I told this couple, I'm
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  like, look, you've got to meet the Griswolds.
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  They're fucking hilarious. You'll love them.
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  Adorable. Right.
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  Kind people. Yes.
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  And I told her I was like, you'll love Ellen because she's
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  so sweet, she's so great, blah blah, blah, I said.
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  But she's very bisexual and she's like, oh, I'm not bi.
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  I'm like, oh girlfriend, you need to try that out.
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  She might like it and honestly it might be nice just to have in
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  their marriage honestly. It really would.
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  Really And truly. For real.
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  Yeah. She just don't even know how
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  good it could be. You know, what I'm going to do
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  is I'm going to invite her and I'm going to invite Miss
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  Griswold and you, anybody else who wants to play and let them
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  just go at it. Just pick.
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  Yeah. Pick from the litter.
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  You can have any of the one of these girls, yeah.
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  Yeah, definitely. That'll be fun.
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  Just go all hedonistic on their ass.
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  Lesbians lesbian is we all gonna like it and.
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  Guys, you're not going to get to watch it, sorry.
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  All right, Liv. And that wraps up another
• 19:08
  episode of. Homie Mistress.