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THE UNBREAKABLE WOMAN, EVIE BOLEYN · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, before we begin this podcast episode, I wanted to read you a
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journal entry from Evie Boleyn's Fetlife account.
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Per her request, it's titled You Found Me, You Threatened Me.
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I'm still here. Let's make this simple.
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A man with a history of violence who physically assaulted members
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of my family found my professional name and online
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presence. He is now threatening to expose
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me to my friends, family, and community because I work in the
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BDSM workspace. He's harassed me.
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He's contacted people I love. He's using my job, consensual,
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ethical, legal work as a weapon. He wants to humiliate me.
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He wants to make me afraid to speak.
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Work exist. But I'm not afraid of people who
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scream behind locked doors. And I'm done giving space to men
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who build their power on silence.
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So here's what you need to know. Yes, this is me.
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I'm a Dom. I work with consent, with care,
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and with community. I've studied, trained, and
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earned every inch of ground I stand on, and I am not ashamed
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of one second of it. This man wants to make me small.
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He wants to drag my name through the dirt and pretend it's
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justice. But I've already buried better
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men than him. So if you're reading this
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because he sent you something, if you're here because you were
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told I'm dangerous, immoral, or disgusting, ask yourself what
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kind of man goes out of his way to expose someone trying to
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survive? What kind of man takes joy in
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threatening women? And then ask what kind of woman
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looks in the face and says you don't get to ruin me, I'm not
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going anywhere. You didn't end me, you just
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proved why did this work in the 1st place.
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Sincerely Evie Boleyn, I hope you enjoy this next episode.
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Thanks again for all your support and listening.
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And this is the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
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Hey, guys. She's sexy hot in her little
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fishnet stockings today and we've got another set of legs
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with fishnet stockings and she's the New Girl on campus.
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This is. Evie Berlin.
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Welcome, welcome. Well, I'm glad to be here.
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I'm glad to be here. Yeah, feel free to chalk up.
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Gotta watch those bars. Gotta watch the bars guys.
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Hi. Yes, me not the problem.
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Not at all. It's always live that is the
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problem. She's always ready to rumble.
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I'm OK with that. Yeah, that's a good.
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Compliment, you know, we got a nice little e-mail today and it
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was from Tom. Shout out to Tom guitar.
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Tom. Hey, Tom.
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Hi. Tom.
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And Tom said I could listen to Madame live for days.
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She is so funny. And I said, you know, I'm
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thinking, Tom, you just don't even know the half of it.
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Yeah, I don't. I tried very hard to hold myself
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back for people because I could be a lot sometimes.
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It's funny, you never have to hold back for us though.
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I'm just saying to. Prove I'm still down to people
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like yeah, yeah, you can't respect me if I'm tripping over
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my dress. Not at all.
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I. Respect you more as you trip
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over your dress. Then you get up and you beat the
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shit out of someone. Like I'm like, she's got it,
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she's got it, she's got great. She's beauty, she's great.
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She'll punch you in the face. Yes, Evie, listen, when when she
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started off in the dungeon, she was going through her clothes
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and it was probably the first or second day.
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She's she's dressing in front of me, she's trying stuff on and we
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have this stinky foot guy coming in and she's like, I'm going to
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wear these stockings. Well, I watched her three or
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four different times try to put these stockings on.
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They were inside out. They were backwards.
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Then she was going to put her socks on over the stockings.
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Then it was like her boots and and then she's like, oh, well, I
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gotta, I gotta put this, this whole bodysuit on.
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It was so funny. I just sat back and laughed and
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watched. I was like laughing on the
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inside. And I was like, I called my
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nephew because they're dating and I said, Oh my God, Matthew,
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to watch your girlfriend get dressed.
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Is is comedy hour all over? I I just love watch.
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It's hilarious, hilarious. Listen, it's hard, OK?
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You gotta fight so many holes. You do.
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You got. You don't know where you're
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going. I get it.
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You don't know. Where you've been.
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Where where you been? So, so Evie, we bring you to the
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mic because people want to know about you.
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People have asked, you know, who's this new dumb?
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And I was like, you know, she's short and cute in a little
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package. Yeah.
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Woman of mystery, though, I like a woman of mystery, so like.
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Oh my gosh, you there. Let me know when we have a few
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feet. Yeah, so I don't you have.
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I don't know what to. I'm just listen, I'm weird guys.
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No. We have to work at the.
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Dungeon to be weird. Well.
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You can't be normal here. Yeah, that's weird.
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Do you like Do you Like lives? Theme songs that she'll come up
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with new ones? I love it.
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She's so animated. Let me tell you, the first time
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I met Liv, I'm sitting out there.
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We we come in, we're outside, we're outside on the little deck
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outside. And she's just so you're so
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bubbly, you're so sweet, and you're just kind of like
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talking. And then I watch you do a
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session. I'm like, damn, this bitch is
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crazy. Oh, shit.
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Bubbly. And like, just like, like, you
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know, And then in the session, like, I, you just like, turn
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into just like, I don't know, a sexy demon.
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I don't know. Yeah, it was crazy.
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And I'm like the duality. We love it, right?
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That Dom space I guess. Yeah, you and I sit in on a
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session with. Her the other day.
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And it was with our our tattooed fellow.
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And you remember that. Yeah.
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And we're sitting there and we kind of sat back ways like, you
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know, 1015 feet back. And we're watching.
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And you you short. I am.
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Short, yeah, you're short and you're sitting and you can't see
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past that, that surgical table and you're like looking and
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you're moving. Nobody the listeners cannot see
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me this, but I'm like she's like, oh fuck it, I'm just going
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to get up. So you go over there and watch
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and all of a sudden she put all these fucking clothes pins all
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over them and then she like like bats them off the guys body like
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she going crazy like and I was like what the fuck?
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Oh, he's 50, right? That was on his Dick.
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It was 53 on his Dick, but I did not whip those off.
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That would have been too much. That was all of them on his butt
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back that she whipped. I'm just like front.
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I don't remember. It was his front.
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It was his titties and his, yeah, his nipples and
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everything. And I was watching that was
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like, Oh my God, that looks like it would be so painful.
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He into it. He was.
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He left. It into it.
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Then he had the Prince. What is it?
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The Prince Charles? Prince Albert?
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Oh. Yeah, that was Prince Charles.
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Prince Charles could be on a Dick anyway though.
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I mean, it's Prince Andrew who's the fucking Herbert so.
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I would I would have used it if it was completely round and I
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would have hung his Dick up from the ceiling.
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But the only thing is, is that it had didn't have that.
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And like whenever you're, you know, doing anything else with
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it, it just feels in the way. I'm like, get it off.
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Then he's got a big hole in his Dick and it's weird.
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Yeah, it will never heal. Oh.
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God. That will never heal.
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Isn't that crazy? Yeah.
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Oh. That's scary.
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Not a lot of guys who like it. They lighting the weight on
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their Dick It's weird. You know why?
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You know, if I put something on my ladies and I feel it
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stretching, I feel like, oh, I don't want to make it all saggy
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and gross. They wanted to be all saggy so
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they can get a bigger penis. They're.
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Trying to. Work out.
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That's how I'm saying. That's how I feel about like my
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titties and stuff. Like, I don't want it to be just
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hanging there because I feel like it's going to stretch out.
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Have you seen some African tribes how they take and they'll
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stretch their Dick and they'll pull the fuck out of it and then
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they'll wrap it around a pole and stretch it out some more?
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It's intense. It's a practice and certain
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African tribes, it's pretty impressive, no?
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Thanks. I mean.
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I don't think anyone's Yum, no. You know, Indigenous practices
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and all that practices. Never me though.
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No, thank you. So how did you get involved in
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the lifestyle? So I'll give you the short of
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it. I was, I was a weird kid.
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And I liked, sorry, they were just go ahead.
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But they're like, I was always into like, like cartoons with
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like girls who'd get tied up and stuff like that.
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And I would like watch those. And I'm like, OK, like I thought
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it was normal. I tie up my friends because I'm
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like, yeah, that's normal. And it didn't get weird until I
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hit puberty. What happened?
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Well, then I realized I was like, oh, I get the the rumbling
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down under. Oh yeah.
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You. Know what I mean and.
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Excuse me clarify this. Clarify this.
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Tamia, I would get the tremble. Let.
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Me. Just sit up.
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Don't do anything in that chair. You know she took my chair the
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other night in the dungeon and fucked my nephew in it.
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I said I want a new fucking chair.
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What is wrong with? Them hey all I did was christen
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it. I don't care.
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I don't want your pussy in his penis on my chair.
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She does anywhere in that dungeon.
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Anywhere they're. Gonna dumb.
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I'm gonna rub it on everything. Oh my God bless.
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Just go ahead. Your little snail trail.
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Yeah, I get really wet, so I must be like scooping it and
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flinging it just like. Scoop thing, splatter it
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everywhere. Flattered all over the walls.
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This is great. I love this.
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This is chaos, so tell us. What the rest of that statement
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there? So, so I started to like look up
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stuff because I'm like, I want to like girls get tied up.
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I want to watch girls get like that, like all that other stuff,
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you know? And that led me to so hentai.
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I don't know if anybody knows what that is, but like cartoon
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porn. And then like I just also, I
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learned I was really into it. And so I told the story to
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Charles that I was probably about 19 and I saw somebody put
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something on their nipples and I was like, I'm gonna do that.
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That looks like fun. So I put what do I have chip
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clips for? You know, like closure chips,
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whatever. Yeah, like you do, like you do.
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I had me a bottle of wine, you know, and I went, yeah, this is
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a, this is a cautionary tale. Had me a bottle of wine.
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And you know I I DJ D with these.
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Chip clips on. My on my nipples.
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I fell asleep. Oh no.
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So. When you took them off.
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When I took them off, there is no feeling and I still do not
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have a lot of feeling in my nipples.
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Oh my God, but I liked it. So just don't fall asleep guys
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beating some safety stuff. Learn from me please.
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If you would like to retain nibble sensation.
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Wow. But that was my first, like it
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was a solo kind of thing. It was, that was my first solo
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experience doing something kinky.
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I was still a virgin. Like I'm just like, you know,
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trying to feel my oats smells. I got into a relationship and
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that person was also into it and we were both switches.
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TLDR they were not a switch but whatever.
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And we just kind of did like BDSM stuff, but we did it real
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bad. Like there was number education,
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we were 20s just fumbling our way through it.
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Not safely. Umm, yeah, but that's how I got
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into it. OK.
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So from then you had, yeah, multiple types of experience
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kind of in the realm of BDSM. I did so I worked as a Cam girl
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for a little while. Umm.
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What is a Cam girl? A Cam girl?
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It's a little girl. Not a little girl.
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Not a little girl. It's a it's a girl who you know
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or a person or whatever. It's just somebody who just
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shows titty ass on camera. That actually gave me
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experience, a lot of experience into different kinds of kink
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because like people would. It's kind of think of it like a
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stepping stone of like paying someone to come have an
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experience, except this is safe on the Internet.
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I learned how to like Edom, which is a difficult thing to
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do. It's not you can't touch them,
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but you're like, I learned how to do Jack off instructions,
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like comedy instructions. Learned that people were really
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weird and that I was not as weird as I thought it was.
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But yeah, you can, you can do like I did all kinds of
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services. So like I would, you know, show
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the. You know the strangest thing
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someone had asked me to do and they paid me to do this.
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I've never talked about this on the podcast.
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It was someone would actually pay me to put my webcam up while
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I was sleeping and they'd watch me sleep.
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Yeah. There are people who are into
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that. Yeah, it was interesting.
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So all I could think about was Oh my God, am I snoring?
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I. Probably want that a little.
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Bit like my sleep. So yeah, snoring is no.
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My God, I. Know and I thought I was over
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here like I'm not gonna fart for like 3 months and he's like
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girl, you've been doing it this whole time.
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You just hold it during the day and then just.
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Like getting this, my body just lets it out.
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Wow, I know. I thought I was concealing
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myself. Like no, I never pooped.
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Never. People think you're their dream.
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Girl, I know, right? They have no clue.
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You need to fucking febreze up your asshole at night.
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Bloody poops, but live, yes. I used to but I do have a queef.
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You gonna queef on the? Plate for us.
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Queef. Queef queef I can.
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Do it. Just get left and finish her
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three and I'll queef I. Don't they don't know?
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They don't know my story? Now I'm like, I'm thinking about
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live queefing I'm terrible at talking about.
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Myself, you know, it's OK. That just shows you're you're a
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modest person, you know, I know I immediately liked you when I
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met you. And it was interesting because
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we will not tell people this part, but we had an initial
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friend of the past for both you and I who we're no longer
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friends with. Yeah.
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And you said, oh, yeah. Did you know?
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Such and such. And I'm like, oh, God.
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And when we said that, I was like, I'm not going to hold it
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against this girl. So glad you didn't.
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I'm not. Because I'm like, you know, I
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automatically liked her because she wrote me, because you know,
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there's a lot of doms and or wannabe doms, you know, who want
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to work in the dungeon who write me and e-mail me.
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Hey, can you train me? Hey, this is this.
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And for some reason I was like, I like this girl in this e-mail.
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I could just tell. And then when I got that and
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you're like, God, I know such and such.
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I'm like. You should have blocked me,
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right, Because I didn't know that you weren't on good terms
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with that person. And so I was not like, I am also
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not on good terms with that person.
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So yeah, I'm surprised you did not block me.
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And. Then after that we're like, oh,
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you really hate it. I'm like, yes, I really fucking
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hate them. Yes, exactly.
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It's mutual. Bonding times.
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It was bonding time. Yeah.
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Because we were, we were sharing these details because I was
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never intimate with this person. She was intimate with the
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person. And I, I've always tried to
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think about when I first met this individual, I thought, was
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there some type of commonality that I was, I could relate to
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this person, you know, did I like them?
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And I liked initially I could see a sweet innocence.
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And that's what I, I always see in certain people.
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And it's like the sweet innocence from when they were a
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child. And I think that appeals to me
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because I've always said I've been the favorite aunt of all my
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nieces and nephews. And I think we all have that
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childlike side to us. And then when I kind of heard
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their past and their story with their parents and what they've
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had to deal with, that's when I felt more compassionate for this
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person. But then that person turns into
16:25
an untitled piece of garbage. And then you just want to kick
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them in the balls and tell them, please don't ever speak to me
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again. He said something very offensive
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to you and you're like, yeah, no, you need to fuck up, you're
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done. It was a very vulnerable moment.
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Like for anybody listening, do not critique someones body when
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you have someone tied up guys, that's just poor form.
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And I'm thinking, I'm thinking when you told me this, I was
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like, he's so lucky he had you in bed for one.
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I know I was in the deep. I I did not love myself.
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Because I was like, why would you?
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I mean, you're hot. Thank you.
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Why that, you know, but you probably felt some link of
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compassion with this person. Yeah.
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I mean, I don't think that this person, because we met there
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like they were in a local group and I was like, you know what,
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like I want to like actually try to, you know, I had gotten out
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of a really bad long term relationship.
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So I just wanted to kind of date.
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I didn't want to get into a relationship.
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I just wanted to date and play and like gain experience,
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community. And they seemed really
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knowledgeable, but they wanted something that I just wasn't
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willing to give. So like I'm a switch in my real
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life. And so like I need both, you
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know, Sure. But they wanted me just to be
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their mommy Dom, their mommy Dommy.
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And yeah, they didn't. At some point they stopped
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seeing me as it was a human being.
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Like in the dungeon. It's one thing I'm curating a
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fantasy for you. I'm like in the scene with you,
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but in like a relationship, you know, I just can't live in that.
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And I'm not judging people who do you know, I'm not there's,
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I'm not thinking anyone's young people who live the lifestyle
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24/7 like you do. But yeah, you know, I have
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nieces and nephews. I had, you know, a really like
18:06
taxing job. And so no, like, it's sometimes
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I cannot be the Dom constantly for you.
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And I started feeling more like a king dispenser than a person.
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Yeah, Yeah. Exactly because he is a
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succubus. He's the type of person that
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would suck every fucking ounce of energy you know you had
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towards the lifestyle and it makes resent them and hate that
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person ultimately, you know, I just felt so much hate after
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that and I was like, okay, Mia, you can't feel with hate.
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You can't do this. But anywho, not that we're going
18:35
to monopolize that topic by any means.
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I spit on you. You know, there's a lot of
18:45
people that listen to this. And you know, I say this, I say
18:48
this quite a bit because I'm rather proud of the fact that
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we're in 186 countries. Awesome.
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You know, so trust me, there's a lot of people are going to
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listen to this. There's a lot of people that
18:57
benefit from listening to us and our stories.
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And it's the point that you're talking about your, your points
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of vulnerability and you're still a human being, but yet
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you, you want to Dom. So to jump forward and you watch
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live Dom couple Times Now you've participated and you've loved.
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It I love it, right? I love.
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It and then the first couple times that you had sessions, I
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went in there with you and I'm going to bring this person up
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because I love talking about Mandy Candy.
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Oh my. God, she was so fun.
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We we all sit here and we all love Mandy Candy.
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Yes, and I don't think that sweet little soul even realizes
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how much we adore him. So, you know, he comes to see
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Liv all the time. He loves Liv and the night that
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we domed him, he walked out. He doesn't realize this, but
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Mandy, you do now, Charles said. He left happy.
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He was singing on his way out, but he told Liv that he was kind
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of scared because we blindfolded him and we put him on that table
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and so we didn't know what we're going to do to him.
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What else did he say to you? He just didn't like the unknown
20:05
of you don't he doesn't know how you Dom.
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He doesn't really had a lot of sessions with no, I think you
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haven't had. Any sessions?
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No, I've never had, so that's just the.
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Unknown and in the dark just. Scared him and with two doms,
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yeah. Two Doms.
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He was like, he was like 1. I don't know which way the
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direction you're going to be hidden.
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You know, I don't know exactly what happened in this session.
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I just know that that was something he had said.
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And I was like, oh. No, come here.
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Well, we started off, we put him up on the on the box and he was
20:31
facing the wall in that of the metal frame.
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And I was, I was telling, I was telling Evie.
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I said, you know, when you bring someone in, you collar them, you
20:41
cuff them, you hold on to them the whole time and you walk them
20:44
up there. You want to be very close to
20:47
them on so many levels because you don't know if they're you're
20:49
going to pass out. You don't know anything.
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You know, it's unknown for us too.
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And I had never domed him. And so we put him up there and
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he's got, you know, sexy shoes on, sexy outfit.
21:00
I mean, he's got this perfect ass that you just want to bite
21:04
the fuck out of and he's adorable.
21:07
And you know, Evie and I, we got a thing for crossdressers, you
21:10
know, I mean 100% because, you know, it's just like, either
21:15
way, it's like, damn, he's sexy. Yeah, he's a sexy girl and he's
21:19
a sexy. Guy, any way you turn it right,
21:22
So we're up there and ultimately we're biting his ass, we're
21:26
scratching him, we get a little rough, we spank him a little
21:29
bit, but you know, he's dripping.
21:31
He looks like he's having a great time.
21:34
He and he definitely enjoyed it. He didn't say he didn't enjoy
21:36
that. Oh yeah.
21:37
And singing, you know, he had a great time.
21:40
He's leaving, leaving, singing. You know that boy.
21:42
Have fun. And then we put him on the
21:43
surgical table and we, we cuffed him down to it and he was, he
21:47
kept like pulling up his hands and we couldn't quite figure
21:51
out, you know, the surgical table with the cuffs because I
21:53
didn't have my usual straps. And so we're doing all this.
21:57
And so Evie and I are just teasing him with everything.
22:00
And I think we used, did we use the penis pump on him at some
22:03
point? We did.
22:04
We did. We used a couple different
22:06
things on him did. We use a vibrator.
22:08
Yes, we did. We did.
22:10
And because we put him on his tank, I.
22:12
Love his Dick in the penis pump, Yeah.
22:16
He's got a beautiful penis. Squishy.
22:18
Squishy. Yeah, he is just adorable.
22:22
But you know what? Speaking of, I was looking
22:24
through and I'm sitting here and all of a sudden I got an e-mail
22:27
from him today, today, because we had talked about him the
22:31
other day on an episode and he listened to it.
22:36
And like I said, we have our favorites.
22:38
We have our you will have your favorites, you know, and it just
22:41
happens that, you know, he's one of our favorites.
22:44
And he said, thank you so much for the kind words.
22:47
I really needed to hear that. And just looking back at this is
22:50
helping me push through this week.
22:52
You all are some of the most amazing women I have had the
22:54
privilege to get to know. Also, I did hear that nice
22:57
compliment and my heart just jumped for joy haha.
23:01
Hope you have a wonderful week and we'll see you soon, Mia.
23:03
Yeah, almost feels like he was listening just now.
23:10
Yeah, because I wrote him a nice e-mail and, you know, I was
23:14
just, I was complimenting him and the things that, you know,
23:17
I'm genuinely how we feel about him.
23:20
Yeah. And, you know, he's just one of
23:22
those exceptional people, you know, pose a a great individual.
23:26
He's very kind. You know, he's he has a special
23:29
personality, you know, and I love my little Sir Doofus, my
23:32
little boy. So I mean, there's a lot of
23:35
different people that we that we meet over the years and you all
23:38
will meet over the years of just of how much they can make an
23:42
impression in on your life. It's it's pretty special.
23:45
So we saw Mandy now, the first session that you did, though,
23:50
you were just like, you know, he really wasn't.
23:53
And he wasn't verbal at all. He didn't say a lot.
23:56
Yeah. So it's kind of hard to gauge on
23:59
what exactly he wanted. Yeah, like I like to playoff
24:03
energy and so if and I also like to be like meaner because I'm
24:07
really I work with animals in my civilian life.
24:13
And. So, so I, I have to be very
24:16
patient. I have to, you know, use the
24:18
nice voice. And so I like to be in the
24:20
dungeon and to like like just be a fucking bitch sometimes or be
24:24
a bitchy babysitter or whatever. This this guy was hard to get
24:27
into, like to figure out what he want.
24:29
I also want to do what they want, you know, but it was hard
24:31
to figure out like what he needed and what he wanted.
24:34
And it wasn't my best session, but it was a long experience I
24:36
think. You know, what I like too about
24:38
you is the fact that you came in, you got your little white
24:41
high tops on, and you got your lot of pink, you know?
24:45
And I love pink anyway. But you were just like, yeah, I
24:48
kind of represent, like, as a mean, mean babysitter punk.
24:53
And you're listening to fucking Depeche Mode during sessions.
24:56
And I was like, this chick was just like, born in the wrong
24:59
generation. It's great.
25:01
I love Depeche. Mode.
25:02
I know, I love it too. Liv got to hear it.
25:08
We listened to to my to my playlist and we were doing the
25:13
last session. She's like, it's a little weird.
25:16
She likes the music. I like the music, I just
25:18
couldn't get into my Dom space with it.
25:20
You're very sensual. Yeah, I feel like I just get in
25:23
my Dom space with more central music.
25:26
I guess. I don't really know how to
25:28
explain that. What I've noticed we all have
25:31
the specific genre, you know, and and what we like and so
25:34
great though it is what it's really what's great is too.
25:38
I've noticed with a lot of your music too, it's kind of like
25:42
hypnotizing because it's all about a woman taking control.
25:46
It's very, you know, dominant in a lot of the words that as that.
25:50
Choose in the. Songs my songs very carefully
25:52
and choose my songs carefully. Yeah, and what do you get from
25:55
your Depeche Mode and your other your the music you choose?
25:58
So it's more of like, I don't really, I like, I listen to the
26:02
lyrics obviously, but it's more of the vibe of the songs, like
26:05
the composition of the music, like the synths and like the
26:09
thwompy like basses that gets me into that.
26:12
Like, like we're in a fucking grungy alley and.
26:15
I'm beating the shit. Out of you like I'm like, we're
26:18
in Soviet Russia and I'm fucking you up.
26:22
Sorry, I said to take. Oh fuck.
26:34
Are you working for Putin? At this rate, no.
26:37
So be a rough job. Just.
26:39
Fucking that. Hot.
26:40
Russian like fucking just like I want to be fucked up by a
26:43
Russian lady, so I to to fulfill that fantasy, I become the
26:47
Russian lady. I love that.
26:49
I love that. Yeah, that's awesome.
26:53
It's like in the 80s, you know, like where I have a whole vibe
26:55
in my head going on, then totally normal thing, guys.
27:03
Oh my God. Where you pull your Dom's face
27:06
from those, Yeah, it's different.
27:09
And I think that's what's cool about you, is you bring like a
27:11
whole different thing to the table.
27:14
Is it? Is it?
27:15
Is it Feslana? My name is Katrina.
27:21
Katrina. I know you like that, don't you?
27:25
Can't you do that too? Do it.
27:27
Yeah, do it, Katrina. It doesn't look to my nether
27:30
region. Not the, not the Down Under.
27:34
I will stop and torture you. Put knives through your hands.
27:39
You know, you could just say hardcore torture with that shit.
27:43
I love it. Not hardcore.
27:45
Wait, let me. Maybe a little you, I, I see the
27:48
capabilities there, yeah. I feel like you got a lot in
27:51
there. Yeah.
27:52
I feel like she could be like. I feel like she's like a mixer
27:55
of almost everybody, which is really cool because you can
27:57
still do sensual, you can still do like Barbie where you go
28:01
ruthless if you wanted to or needed to.
28:03
And then you got the degrading and humiliation really down
28:05
patch. It's really good at that.
28:06
I don't know, I feel like you just really well-rounded in it.
28:08
I. Want to be able to do like
28:10
softer stuff too though, because like you do good at that.
28:13
And then when NIA, when NIA talks about the things that she
28:15
does, I'm like, I want to be that too.
28:17
But it's like sometimes your. Niche and really dig into, I
28:22
mean, if you want to be well-rounded everywhere, but
28:24
like what me is into and when I'm into, when in your into, it
28:27
could be all different, be all the same, but dig into what make
28:30
you feel like just really digging to where you're at.
28:33
Yeah, I don't know if I'm saying that right.
28:35
You say OK, for sure quickly. You're absolutely right.
28:38
You're saying she's been well-rounded, but there's always
28:41
going to be something. Yes, to be your own and to bring
28:44
your own stuff to the table. It's just uniqueness.
28:47
Yeah, you're talking about bitchy babysitter now you're.
28:49
Talking about, that's a whole new level.
28:51
Yeah, that's people. People are like.
28:53
Oh, what does she know about? Instead of Evie, we should have
28:57
called you Katrina, you know well.
28:59
I like Evie Boleyn because it's like, I also want to be creepy.
29:03
I want to be able to be like you.
29:04
If anyone's read My Fat Life, it's like I wrote it to be like,
29:08
I want to fucking scare you, but also like, I'll be OK.
29:11
If you want me to be nice, I could be nice, but I want to
29:12
scare you when I haunt you. I do like your your page I think
29:16
it was. I do too the.
29:17
Words that she used was just really good word choices.
29:21
It was had that like feminine Pennywise feel.
29:26
Yeah, I want to do. I want to come just as a clown
29:28
one day. Do it.
29:29
Yeah, do it. I think Barbie does that
29:30
anyways. You do it, doesn't she?
29:32
I love Barbie with the weird eye.
29:33
Things. Yeah, she does that.
29:35
She does a lot of that in her drag show too.
29:37
Yeah, it's a big wow. She's a big wow factor.
29:39
And it's not just her makeup. It literally is her personality.
29:42
She's like a big wow factor. When she's walking in downtown
29:45
Pensacola after one of her drag shows, people are stopping her.
29:49
Oh my God. Hey, are you Barbie?
29:52
Because she's like this big gothic Barbie, you know, she'll
29:56
wear, you know, the black PVC or like one day she was dressed as
30:00
Jesus. I love that.
30:02
Yeah, yeah, she was. Barbie I have to.
30:09
I got to see her Dom one day. I got to watch because I want to
30:12
I. Want to?
30:13
Well, I can say it in one sentence of how she is.
30:17
He was bleeding. It's none of my business.
30:19
Fair. She is.
30:22
She's very she's very connected with a lot of things.
30:26
But at the same time, it's like, I don't give a fuck.
30:28
You bleeding. Oh, that's your problem.
30:30
Oh, you want to fuck that, That collar that's still fucking
30:33
collar with spikes. Oh, yeah.
30:34
Go ahead and do that. You know, she's like, yeah,
30:36
she's like, I dare you. Go ahead and do that.
30:38
Yeah, it's ruthlessness. It's what she brings to the
30:41
table. Yeah, you know, she and it's
30:44
like, nobody can be like Barbie because she's just Barbie.
30:46
That's that. Just like nobody will be able to
30:48
be like you. I don't know what I want to be
30:50
yet because it sounds I'm like I don't know you're.
30:52
Evolving, Evolving guys. Evolving.
30:56
Evolving. Good blown you.
31:02
Would be anything you want to be babies.
31:05
Make a wish. Well, you know, you're talking
31:09
about dressing up as a clown shaman.
31:12
He was talking about how he actually fucked this chick and
31:16
they were both dressed as clowns.
31:17
Oh my God. Yeah, that was her kink.
31:20
And he fucking loved it. And I was like, because he loves
31:23
masks, He loves Halloween, He loves a Creek factor.
31:26
He's like, yeah, she wanted to dress up as a clown.
31:28
So I'm like, fuck yeah. Clown porn.
31:30
Yeah. And.
31:31
It makes all y'all's paint on your face together.
31:33
Yes, exactly. Before and after, yes.
31:37
Yes. It's like, did you point that
31:39
Red Nose? Like, yeah, baby, you can laugh
31:43
out loud. It's funny, it's funny.
31:48
Someone, a witch cackle into the mic.
31:50
No, I'm the worst because people were just like I love your your
31:55
laugh and then I see on other comments people are just like
31:59
God. That's all I do realize.
32:00
I just say ha ha ha. Like literally that's the.
32:04
More pretty it is. Next time I'll point it out
32:07
like. We got to make her laugh right
32:09
now. Are you going to queef for us?
32:10
Yes. I will.
32:11
Yeah, go ahead and. Queef anytime.
32:12
Well, I can't. Well, I got to get on the floor.
32:14
She's got to. Get right the floor.
32:15
She's got to prep. Go ahead.
32:16
Yeah, I'll. Move my microphone sitting.
32:18
Here, OK, I trust me, I think they're going to hear that my
32:23
poor sweet dogs are so innocent. Just.
32:25
Laying there, it's about to hear something cool.
32:29
Here's something cool. See if I can do it.
32:31
Do the Thunder clap. Well, I can make my butt clap
32:33
too. Oh my.
32:34
Gosh. My friend, my neighbor friend
32:38
when we were younger taught me how to do this.
32:39
You have to put your feet up in a specific way here.
32:42
Don't look at my back, OK? No, it's not working.
32:47
I'm too tight. I just want to get a picture.
32:53
So Liv went all the way back on her back near her shoulders.
32:56
She's, yeah, doing yoga all the way up in her air.
32:59
You should really do yoga. You should really do yoga.
33:03
Let's listen. She can make her ass clap.
33:06
Here how let's make it you got. The fucking bodysuit going all
33:09
the way up your. I know I had a movie out the way
33:12
so it can clap a little. I know.
33:15
Sorry. Guys.
33:16
Have the best. I tried the Queen for you but it
33:19
didn't work. Keep forever, yay.
33:22
My. God.
33:24
You only live once, so you're so clever, so.
33:30
Easy at this point. Oh my God, I got mad, Mom.
33:34
Jokes And she's a really, you're so funny.
33:36
I love them. So, Evie, tell us at this point,
33:43
what has been some of your absolute favorite sessions that
33:45
you've done? OK, so one was with Sophia, the
33:50
crossroads. Oh my God, he's gorgeous.
33:53
I had so much fun. It was one it was, it was
33:56
actually, I think it was one of the days that I watched you Dom,
33:59
because I, I think I had a bad session, not a bad session.
34:01
It was just not one of my, my better sessions.
34:03
And then I, I got to watch you do 1.
34:06
And then Sophia came, which was she was a new client and like I
34:10
was like, I'm going to. Steal some things that I learned
34:12
from Liv. And like how she like moves and
34:14
how you like touch people and stuff like that.
34:15
And that was one of my favorite sessions so far that you're not
34:21
happy with the session that we had just did.
34:23
But I I really had fun just being just nasty, man.
34:26
Yeah. It was fun.
34:27
I know. I really think that you'd be
34:29
really good for people who want to be degraded and humiliated
34:32
for real. Like, you're just so good at it
34:34
in, like, just your word choices and everything.
34:36
You're just really good to me. I'm over here.
34:37
Like, yeah, I don't. He looked kind of.
34:39
And you were doing our thing, right?
34:42
I'm gonna sit down, let her do this.
34:45
I'm gonna clean the toys over here.
34:47
You did great. But that was one of my favorite
34:51
ones was Sophia. And yeah, they're.
34:53
Snoring. Yeah, Sophia was adorable
34:55
because so this guy comes in he's just moved to Pensacola.
35:00
He moved to the area and he's only been here here and his
35:03
girlfriend left him and she's cool because her family and
35:07
friends are here. Sounds like a total cunt.
35:09
And then I'm, you know, Evie and I are looking at this guy and
35:12
he's he's dressed up. We put some cute little clothes
35:15
on him. He's so stinking adorable.
35:17
And then we put his long blonde wig on him and, you know, you
35:22
put some makeup on him and, you know, it's just so sweet and,
35:26
you know, I'm like, you've got friends now, you know, we'll
35:29
introduce you to people and, you know, it's, it's a cool little
35:32
lifestyle community of people here.
35:34
You know, there's plenty of guys like you and he's like, you
35:37
know, eventually he'd want to be trans.
35:39
And I said, well, you know, you never know where life can take
35:41
you, but you know, he's young, he's he's not yet 30.
35:45
He's got say some more things to experience.
35:49
You know that's way ahead of them.
35:50
But he's a lot of fun and you and I enjoyed it immensely.
35:54
You you spanked his his little butt.
35:56
Red Oh yeah, I think it would be fun to play with him and Mandy
36:00
Candy at. The same time, yeah, that'd be
36:03
neat. That would be kind of
36:04
interesting too. I don't know if Mandy would be
36:06
down for it, but I'm. For sure, for sure, right?
36:10
But I think definitely worth asking for sure.
36:13
Hey Mandy, you want another one come over from PA with another.
36:18
Cross. Just would fetch you up.
36:21
Feed you candy. A lot of babies wanna do that.
36:24
Yes, they wanna be having a double play date I.
36:27
Haven't 2 babies yet. I haven't had one yet.
36:30
You know, a little. Scary in the beginning, but once
36:33
you find one that you just really you're clicked because my
36:36
first one was her favorite. It wasn't my cup of tea.
36:39
Yeah, because this was more for her.
36:41
And then I had one that came in that was more my style and I was
36:43
like, oh, OK, I guess I do can get into this.
36:46
OK, so different. I think it's like the.
36:48
Age frame too. You connected with Poe because
36:51
he acts like a four or five year old.
36:52
Kid. Yeah, right.
36:53
And I like his little boy underwear.
36:57
They glow in the door. I wanted to glow with the dark
37:00
underwear. Why can't I as an adult woman
37:02
have glow with the dark underwear?
37:03
He's an adult man, you can get one.
37:05
I'm like, yeah, I get him. It's fun times.
37:08
It is. There's a lot of fun things.
37:10
The whole, the whole dungeon is fine.
37:11
Yeah. Every now and then you get
37:12
someone you're like, that wasn't my best move.
37:14
You know, I don't know if I liked that one as much, but you
37:17
know, you still learn something from it.
37:18
Even if you learn something of that you don't want or don't
37:20
like some things you don't want maybe like you want to call your
37:23
own Reds, like I don't like humiliation, degradation.
37:25
So when people ask that, hey, sorry, that's a red.
37:26
I don't do that, you know, which is usually a lot of people want
37:30
that. Sorry guys, you're not getting
37:32
with me, but I'll give you an awesome session.
37:36
Awesome sessions it's like a tour to force watching her yeah
37:41
my red is I just don't like non con like non consensual stuff.
37:44
I can't do it. It's.
37:45
Not what do you mean non? Consensual non consent.
37:47
Oh, so you don't like forcing? I don't like, I don't, I don't
37:50
like, I don't pretend to like, I'm like raping somebody, you
37:52
know what I mean? Like if they're if they like
37:55
forcing is OK as long as I know that they're OK with it.
37:57
But it's like if they're like, I want you to pretend and they're
37:59
acting like they're. Being solved, we have consent,
38:01
not consent is they are OK with it, Yeah.
38:03
It's just when they're act, I guess it's when they act like
38:06
they're not OK with it that it like gets to you.
38:08
I'm like, no. I'm not gonna hurt you.
38:12
Like fucking yeah, I'm. Not dragging anybody, not there.
38:16
Lots of people are into it. It's like a very common thing.
38:19
It's just for me, it just activates something in my
38:21
nervous system that I'm just like, I can't where you.
38:24
I don't, you know, it's probably like a little bit my sub brain.
38:26
I wouldn't be able to disappoint them or whatever in a way.
38:29
But I had this one guy that I had barely hit him and he'd like
38:32
over exaggerate his fagins. And eventually I got annoyed of
38:35
it, tied his Dick to the ceiling and then made him drink his own
38:39
pee and he he got it all over the place.
38:41
So I had to make him get it down and clean up his pee and I'm
38:45
kicking all this down because he ain't cleaning.
38:47
It stinks. Oh my God, I'm dying.
38:56
Oh my God. Iconic, iconic.
38:58
I mean, how do you say things like this?
39:01
It's hilarious, right? Yeah.
39:02
I just tied his Dick up to the ceiling and then I made him
39:05
drink his own pets. I mean just what you do these.
39:08
Things would be a more. Tuesday, you know.
39:14
This was. The same guy who the dog had
39:19
just died in the trunk and I put him in the trunk and it had dog
39:23
feces on the cardboard that was lined in the trunk and he was
39:26
dressed as a Sissy. I cuffed him, blindfolded him,
39:30
stuck his ass in the trunk and took him off for a session
39:33
outside of the dungeon. This is the same guy that I've
39:35
met down at the beach and I had him suck a guy off but he
39:39
couldn't do a good enough job so I beat the fuck out of.
39:42
He did it. I feel like he wouldn't be good
39:44
at sucking big. Oh, he sucks his sucking Dick.
39:46
He. Probably was a match about it.
39:47
He got onto him about it, too. Watching guys who want to talk
39:50
about sucking Dick. Justin.
39:52
Justin. Yeah.
39:54
It's like watching a guy play with a loose noodle or a fucked
40:00
up straw. Yeah.
40:01
But they have their own Dick. Wouldn't they kind of know what?
40:03
Today don't fucking have one damn clue.
40:05
This is why. This is why men were not created
40:08
to really suck their own Dick normally.
40:10
Like, I mean, it takes a lot of guys for trying to bicycle their
40:13
way into sucking their own Dick, you know, they put their hey.
40:16
I like to touch my clit with the tip of my tongue.
40:19
I couldn't. I was so stretched out that I
40:21
couldn't wiggle my tongue, but I got to touch it.
40:22
So that's. Cool.
40:23
Good for you. Iconic.
40:24
Yeah, right. Prove that.
40:26
No. Give us a demonstration.
40:28
I got too many rolls. Now I would pinch something, you
40:33
know that was young and likeable.
40:38
I did gymnastics, yeah. You did, Yeah, yeah, we love
40:42
that. Only for like 6 months though.
40:44
Still cheerleader for a whole day too.
40:46
I was a cheerleader, too. For a whole day.
40:48
No, no, I was all cheerleader for like a year.
40:50
Oh, you actually made it in? I tried.
40:55
It was like like a city 1. So it's like they let everybody
40:58
as long as your parents. So there wasn't there wasn't
41:01
triads. You got like a participation
41:03
everyone. Yeah, it was fun.
41:04
I don't remember what I learned. So the guy who drank his own
41:09
piss, he's been coming here for years, years and years.
41:13
Anyway, I I value his friendship.
41:16
He's a very wonderful person, he is, he's very kind.
41:18
But one time I did a session with him and I put him in the
41:22
straitjacket and tied him to the box and put him in a very
41:25
uncomfortable situation with a huge anal hook in his ass and
41:29
then did 2 songs on loop for two hours and it drove him fucking
41:33
crazy. Yes.
41:37
Thanks, you cannot say anywhere else but mistress me as
41:40
podcasts. Yes.
41:42
And he was like, Oh my God, you really got to me on that.
41:44
And he's like, I was so relieved when I saw you walk in that
41:47
door. I was like, what?
41:48
You didn't want to hear that song yet.
41:52
It was Tie a yellow ribbon around that old oak tree from
41:56
like the late 70s, early 80s. It's a nice song.
41:58
I'm. Gonna.
41:59
Listen to it. Yeah, Listen.
42:00
Can I handle this for two hours? I'm so good at my ass.
42:03
Yes. I feel like you did.
42:04
Yeah, it was over and over. He.
42:06
Hated it. Do you do anal?
42:07
Do I? Do I?
42:08
No, I'll Peck. Someone you know you've never
42:10
had anything in your butt I. Have, but I just don't.
42:12
I don't like to get poked. We're talking Touch me, not a
42:15
song on loop. And then she immediately says
42:17
hey she fuck. It in your ass, can you stick?
42:20
Something in your. So I thought we're.
42:22
Getting to know her. No, I what's called a touch me,
42:28
not lesbian. So like I just I I'll like peg
42:31
people and and do stuff, but I just don't like the downstairs
42:35
being touched at all. Oh.
42:36
My God, me too. Yeah, I will eat somebody else
42:38
out, but I don't like when they eat me out.
42:40
Yeah, I don't like it. It feels like a.
42:42
Slimy, they're judging me. It feels like you said, touching
42:45
me. I'm like.
42:47
I like. Like maybe I've just had it done
42:51
bad like because every time I've left.
42:53
Someone do it, I can do that for you.
42:57
She said please. I'm really good at it because I
43:01
have my home. Guys.
43:03
She's flirting with me, I don't know what she's doing.
43:05
I'm getting hot and bothered. She's been flirting with you
43:08
since day one, just to FYI. If you just so you know,
43:11
sometimes if you've been flirting with me and I don't
43:13
react to it, it's because it's gone over my head.
43:15
I'm like. Oh, that's OK, I'll keep saying
43:17
it until you get it. We'll get there.
43:22
Yeah, slowly. But Shirley, did you notice for
43:24
you? Did you not?
43:28
Notice the pictures you all were taking I.
43:30
Was like this is what don't do no.
43:35
Barbie, although I do like Barbie.
43:39
You're you intimidate me. You're so.
43:41
Hot stop pants. You stop.
43:45
You know what? We're gonna have to go
43:47
downstairs. Hey.
43:48
Hey. I don't think I'd be able to
43:51
handle a session. With you though.
43:52
What? I don't think I'd be able to
43:54
handle a session from you though.
43:55
I don't think I'd be able to handle a session from you.
43:57
That's the best thing ever. It's OK to our listeners.
44:00
I'm sitting in the middle of this with a bouquet of flowers.
44:03
I'm trying not to listen to any of this right now.
44:07
Oh, my God. OK, little sluts.
44:11
So is there anything that you haven't done yet in the dungeon
44:15
that you all want to do? Because Liv and I've talked
44:17
about she hasn't done toilet training yet.
44:19
Think she's ready to piss on somebody?
44:21
Evie, you look scared. Wait, wait a minute.
44:28
I'm still a basic training. You're going to sit in a
44:30
balluja. Wait.
44:36
No one's going to Iraq. OK, that's more clear.
44:39
We're working on it. So that's a step that way I'll
44:44
get there. OK.
44:45
I think I want I want to put a like an anal hook in someone's
44:48
ass and then hang up in the ceiling.
44:49
OK, if that's what I want to do, I also want to use the chastity
44:54
cages. OK, You know what I mean?
44:55
I want to try those, but I'm I'm don't I'm scared.
44:58
The answer is don't be this metal.
45:01
You know, don't be. Don't be.
45:02
Scared. That's why I'm scared to.
45:03
But yeah, don't worry about it. It's not that What?
45:05
Once you watch somebody else put it on, you're like, oh, OK, I
45:08
think it looks like it's gonna be hard.
45:10
I. Tried to put one on in like my
45:11
personal life one time. I don't have a penis, guys.
45:16
Like. Damn, I tried to put one on
45:19
someone else and I couldn't get it on.
45:22
She had or they had three different types and I tried
45:24
every single different one. It just wouldn't work.
45:27
OK, but it just wouldn't work. And I'm just like, is it me?
45:30
I have the dumb hands. No.
45:32
So this is the deal with the chastity.
45:34
OK, so there's different kinds. There's silicone, there's just
45:39
plastic and there's metal and the metal ones, they put a lot
45:43
of weight on a guy's Dick and balls and they like it.
45:46
A lot of guys like the field of weight.
45:48
The plastic one, my favorite is the Holy Trainer.
45:52
And so it, it encases the, the penis very well with very
45:56
limited holes, but it's almost like it's, you can put it on
46:00
there and it's naturally how their Dick and balls would
46:03
normally sit. OK, Then you have when you have
46:05
the silicone ones, they're harder to get on.
46:08
But to me, I've heard from multiple people that they're
46:11
usually more comfortable. The bottom line is Liv said it's
46:15
easiest to put it on them when they have a small Dick, which is
46:18
entirely true. But then you have guys like
46:20
Justin, let's call this little fuck out because I'm not happy
46:24
with my little slave. Boy beside the yes, this little.
46:27
Fuck randomly decides he was going to go suck Dick last night
46:30
and I'm fucking tell me. Oh wow my little slave bitch.
46:33
Oh trust me, I want to gag him with the biggest fucking cock
46:37
that yeah, we do. Have the plastic cages too.
46:40
We do the plastic ones. OK, we do there's.
46:42
A whole bag down there, yeah. There's a ton of cages in there.
46:46
But but this as far as typically guys that have bigger Dicks, you
46:50
know, they always have to be soft to put them on.
46:53
But the problem is so many guys are like, yeah, I want you to
46:55
put my cage. Well, what happens when we start
46:58
putting a cage on? Their Dick gets hard.
47:00
So it's like, OK, dude, the best thing to do is lubricate their
47:04
Dick really well. Basically, a silicone Lube is
47:06
great. It prevents chafing.
47:09
It's great. The best thing to do is get
47:12
something that is breathable for them with multiple holes.
47:15
Like I said, I like the holy trainer, but there's not a lot
47:17
of holes in it. And I was going to say I did an
47:21
episode one time and I talked about one of my favorite guys.
47:25
He has this glorious, beautiful penis.
47:27
It's like 9 1/2 inches. He's beautiful.
47:30
He's a beautiful crossdresser. He's he's just hot.
47:34
Travis, I still love you. Anyway, he was here on, I was
47:39
like in a January, February, and I just moved to the house and we
47:45
were trying to get everything set up.
47:47
We were out in the dungeon and so Brie and I were in there and
47:50
he's like, yeah, I want to put, it's called the bird cage.
47:53
And so the bird cage fits over the deck and it looks like a
47:57
bunch of thin wires as a case and it goes the casing around
48:01
his and around his Dick. But it is a steel metal ring
48:06
that has to fit at the base, you know, behind his Dick and balls.
48:10
And when you put that base on, this was just one still ring.
48:14
It didn't have a clamp, wasn't anything like that.
48:17
It was solid. And we put that on.
48:20
And I told him, I said, look, I said, you haven't had an orgasm.
48:23
You're you're coming here and you're still hard.
48:26
We're not be able to put the cage on.
48:27
Oh, Mistress Neil, please do it. Please do it.
48:29
I mean, how can you deny this man?
48:31
He is so fucking sexy, hot. Like, why not?
48:34
I'm like, OK, you know, so we put it on him and of course we
48:40
can't get the cage on. And so we're doing the session.
48:42
He keeps getting harder and harder and there's not enough
48:45
blood flow. So the biggest thing is if
48:47
you're getting a base, you need the base that has the clamp that
48:51
can open and close. Because if you don't, you're
48:54
kind of fucked if it gets on there and it's not big enough
48:58
for when your Dick expands. And that's what happened with
49:01
his. It's so here at this point we're
49:05
like, look, it can't come off your, your Dick is turning blue
49:10
now it's going purple. If you don't have some type of
49:14
orgasm and release your semen, then you know, you can go to the
49:19
ER, they're going to put a needle in it and they're going
49:21
to drain your Dick. Or we can just go to somewhere
49:25
else and get a bolt cutter and we can do our absolute best to
49:30
cut it off. So here it is, my husband and
49:34
Bree, they're going up to the Home Depot and it's it's almost
49:37
9:00. So it's like we had barely
49:39
enough time to get up there before they closed.
49:42
And we get up there and Bree is freaking the fuck out because
49:46
she does not handle well under stress and pressure.
49:49
My husband's like, look, man, I'm going to have the bolt
49:51
cutters here and here, you know, because more than likely it's
49:55
going to take two clips to pop this thing and to break it.
49:58
And he's like, I'm gonna let you do it because if we hit a vein,
50:03
then we're in trouble. And so he let the guy do it and
50:07
the first first time it didn't break it.
50:09
He had to crush it one more time before finally it broke through
50:12
that steel ring. But talk about stress and
50:16
breeze. Like, yeah, I got went and got
50:18
him a Happy Meal afterwards. I mean, they had worked out this
50:20
whole thing like, I'm going to be his girlfriend might go and
50:23
take him to the yard. I'm like, just tell him you're
50:26
fucking dominatrix and you're putting a damn cage on he was
50:29
insistent on putting on in the first place.
50:32
But. Yeah, that's why I don't like
50:34
the steel rings. That is why he has just wrecked
50:37
my mind of putting a fucking steel ring on.
50:40
Terrifying. Like what if?
50:41
You're Dick. Yeah, I told him.
50:43
I said you're beautiful, Dick. This is what's happened.
50:46
And so ultimately he, his Dick was fully functional a few days
50:50
after that. But I mean, it was like bent up.
50:54
I mean, because that fluid could not drain.
50:57
And I'm like, what's an erection like, can't you go soft?
51:00
He's like, no, it won't go soft. It's like holding on to
51:02
everything. And that's what it was doing was
51:04
clamping down on everything. But he was insistent, you know,
51:07
he wouldn't listen to the dominatrix.
51:08
He wanted to have the fucking clamp around his Dick and balls.
51:13
So you are looking at me like, Oh my God, I like it.
51:18
Like, I think that's just like a point of how these guys, they
51:22
come in here and it's like, yeah, you might have seen porn
51:24
videos on this. Yes, you might have, you know,
51:27
had all these fantasies for years and years and years.
51:29
But when you come to a professional who knows what
51:31
they're doing, like unless you're OK with explaining this
51:35
to EMT's, maybe you should defer to your dominatrix before you're
51:41
some stuff is like it is risky. Everything you do in that
51:44
dungeon is risky, right? Everything you know, you put
51:48
them on the cross. And This is why I always ask
51:49
him, have you ever fainted? Do you have any heart problems?
51:52
Are you on any medications? Do you have any allergies?
51:55
Any of those things can happen. I've had a guy who who was
51:58
allergic to chocolate and I almost gave him chocolate.
52:03
I have another guy allergic to latex.
52:05
I think this is something you need to tell your dominatrix
52:07
because you have latex gloves. You know, there's so many
52:10
factors of all this and it's very risky.
52:14
And that's why I said you always hold them by the hand, you
52:17
always baby them, you walk them through every little thing.
52:21
And because it's ain't no game. And you know, we talked about
52:24
you asking about breath play and I'm showing the two of you
52:26
breath play. There's no Safeway to do breath
52:28
play. I don't care what anybody said,
52:30
there's no Safeway to do breath play.
52:33
You know, you can play with it any way you look at it, but
52:35
sometimes people are going to pass out.
52:37
You better know CPR if you know they stop breathing or if they
52:42
don't have a heartbeat, you know?
52:44
So anything is scary. And I was saying we had this one
52:48
gentleman. He's an older guy.
52:50
I think he must have taken a Viagra.
52:53
Why? I don't know when he came in,
52:57
but he had, God, he had almost a 12 foot long deck.
53:01
I mean he, it was massive. That thing was down to his
53:04
fucking knee. It was crazy.
53:06
He was an old man and I'm he came in and he kept his, his
53:12
T-shirt and boxers on, but that thing was there almost to his
53:16
knee. But he passed out and he passed
53:18
out twice and he voided his bladder.
53:21
I was like, fuck me. And I asked him and I'm like,
53:25
are you supposed to be on blood pressure meds?
53:27
Yes. Did you take them?
53:29
No, haven't taken them in weeks. But yet he wants to pop a
53:33
Viagra. I said, you know we're not going
53:34
to have sex with you, right? Like, why would you take a
53:37
Viagra? He said, because I wanted to
53:39
show you that I really do have a big Dick.
53:41
Oh my God, Poor guy. Poor guy.
53:45
I know. But talk about scary.
53:49
And that's the thing, you know, he he fell out.
53:51
He was on the cross. He fell back.
53:54
You know, we caught him. It was crazy.
53:57
Yeah, you can get really hurt. You really can so.
54:00
It's like, tell the truth, guys. If you're on medication, you got
54:02
to tell us. We're not going to judge you.
54:05
We don't. Care.
54:06
We're not cops. We're I have a guy that comes in
54:11
and does the drugs. Yeah.
54:13
Just right there in front of me. You just need to know.
54:16
So like if something does go awry.
54:18
We know what to do, We know what to do.
54:20
And sometimes it's like you're not getting the cock cage.
54:23
Darren, you should not. It's too big.
54:27
It's not going to work. Yeah.
54:29
Get what you want. You get what's good for you.
54:31
And you trust us to do it, damn it.
54:34
Oh my God, that reminds me today when we had that session, I was
54:38
doing sounding first rod that went in didn't even go in an
54:41
inch and he came. Oh yeah, he's weak.
54:45
And he was like, I'm just dying. I don't know what happened.
54:48
He got punished for it. He got punished because he
54:51
didn't. He came without permission.
54:53
Don't you like his little voice? Yeah, all little Justin's have
54:56
come to the dungeon. They're all little bitches, All
54:59
of them. All of them.
55:01
Including you, my little slave Justin.
55:03
I'm gonna beat your fucking ass when I see him next time.
55:06
I told him I said you shave that pussy hair off your fucking
55:08
face, I'm gonna beat your ass one in the second Dick.
55:11
What? It looks like oh.
55:12
God, I don't know why he thinks it looks good.
55:14
It doesn't look good. Justin, you look like shit, you
55:17
fucking toad. You look like a butthole.
55:18
That has half of hair on her butt.
55:20
You look like a. Dirty asshole, that's what you
55:23
look. Like a dirty Justin hairy
55:25
asshole. Hairy asshole, that fucking
55:27
pussy hair all over your face. It makes you look old, stupid,
55:30
stupid. I've never seen Justin, but
55:32
yeah, I'll. Show you a picture and he sends
55:34
me awful pictures, like the cameras down here and it's
55:37
upwards. I'm like Oh my God, quit.
55:40
All the guys who send pictures of like their Dicks, have you
55:43
ever noticed? It's like they're like, like you
55:46
can't see what I'm doing, but. She's putting her camera down,
55:50
down, down, down. And like, I don't know, like I
55:52
every girl that I've taken nudes for or have gotten nudes from
55:56
girls, I'm like, they did the lighting.
55:58
It's like, you know, they're doing a pose.
56:00
Menstrual men don't care. They like, they like lay it like
56:05
next to something. I'm like, what are you doing?
56:07
I don't. Care.
56:09
They want the comparison. Just also you're you look like
56:12
you're holding your Dick hostage when you grip it like that.
56:16
You know, there's one guy on Fet and I came across him and his
56:20
Dick pictures and nudes are the classiest thing I've ever seen.
56:26
I think a classy Dick pic. I'm telling you because he
56:29
doesn't hold it hostage. Like like Evie just said, it's
56:32
not like this thing. It's going to be so fucking
56:35
huge. No, it's not bad at all.
56:38
It's like, oh, I'm posing gently and it's black background and
56:42
it's black and white photo and oh, he feels so modest and he
56:45
doesn't show it. All.
56:47
But the tasteful it's. Very tasteful.
56:50
And then there's times where he's like, he's like grabbing
56:52
his balls and it's just enough where it's a nice bulge and you
56:55
can see the nice form of the testicles.
56:58
Not like it's all in your face. Bitch, this is what I'm fucking
57:01
you with. You know that's how men are.
57:06
I think this lighting is bad. It's like I can't, this is
57:09
awful. It looks like a hostage photo.
57:11
Yes, I love that I love that I like I want a tasteful Dick pic.
57:16
I'm not into Dick but like a tasteful Dick pic when?
57:18
I you know, I hate the pictures when they're laying in bed.
57:21
They're fucking lazy and they've got their four or five inch
57:25
little fat pecker with the hair growing all around it like it's
57:28
attractive and you see their dirty fucking room in the
57:32
background and they're laying there with their dirty comforter
57:35
just holding it and taking pictures.
57:36
I'm like stop, just This is why you're single.
57:41
OK, go ahead. So.
57:42
My favorite Dick pics is right after they come and the Cubs
57:44
dripping off their Dick. Oh yeah.
57:46
I will. I will say that that's the best.
57:49
It's tasteful. It's like, wow.
57:51
Yeah. It's still hard and it's got a
57:53
little light stuff on me and I'm like, OK, looks like it's crying
57:56
for me, hopefully. That's weeping.
58:06
That's great. That's great.
58:08
It is so many men really need to question themselves why are they
58:13
single this would be the reason let's let's break this down
58:16
that's. All this is the women that
58:18
they're put up against. That's why you would never make
58:24
it with me. I'm too.
58:25
Weird. Too weird.
58:29
I just tried queezing on the thing.
58:31
I mean, come on, I mean. That's just for science.
58:35
All right, that was scientific. That was a scientific.
58:37
I wonder if I was just so dry that my lips were like kind of
58:40
stuck together. It wouldn't let it come.
58:42
Up. You know, you had that body suit
58:45
all the way up your crotch. I can imagine I can't see any
58:48
any like air or anything seeping out of that at this point at
58:53
all. Well, you gotta, you gotta suck
58:54
in the air first, then push it out.
58:56
Exactly. And it's the way that you're
58:57
sitting sucks it in. That body suit and then when.
59:00
You you let your legs collapse and it pushes the air out.
59:03
It's like. Wow.
59:06
Thank you, Liv's childhood friend, because now I'm.
59:08
Going to go home and try that. I mean, you saw what I was doing
59:12
this time I'm. Going to try to do.
59:13
It when I'm be like. I'll text you and be like.
59:15
Burped. Yeah, we did it.
59:17
Once you once it goes in, it's kind of scary though.
59:21
And he's like, I scared my dog. My dog is deaf.
59:28
So people are not going to be scared.
59:29
It's. Great.
59:31
That's hilarious. God.
59:35
Wow. That's great, that.
59:38
Is awesome. OK, well, we're going to have
59:39
you back on the show, OK yeah. And we're going to talk some
59:42
shit. We're going to talk some big
59:44
shit. About the tea.
59:46
Yes, we need a third teacup for Evie.
59:51
Yes or live you can. You can drink out of the
59:55
pitcher. I would do that in the teapot.
59:57
The little spicket, Yeah, sure. Can show people how you suck
1:00:00
Dicks. Girls.
1:00:04
Are let me tell you for. The tiny man.
1:00:08
This for the tiny. Liv has a lovely video to show
1:00:12
you after the end of this episode.
1:00:15
It's fucking amazing. I gotta see him.
1:00:16
It's porn quality right there. It's me sucking Dick though, so
1:00:20
I. Would I would see you suck, I
1:00:23
don't know, a hoe golf ball through a hose.
1:00:27
It sounds like I would die but I would choke on in your CPR me or
1:00:33
highland maneuver. We'll get it out, it'll be fine.
1:00:38
All right, kids, Wow. This is way too much fun.
1:00:41
All right, so on that note, live, I'm gonna let Evie do it
1:00:45
this time. Evie.
1:00:47
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