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🏡 The Valley Recap: "Beach Blanket Hemorrhoids" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: Drama, Darling.
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: Hello everybody, and guess what welcome in? That is the
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: new welcome in from the Valley. That is Kristen saying
• 0:28
  Speaker 3: thank you. They are going into La Rochelle. And that
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: is what we're doing today. We're doing a recap of
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: the Valley. This is episode eight. We are cruising right
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: along joining me my value today Chriz, Emily Dereesis and
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: Jamie Morier. Gals hi Ya yay, you know what, I
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: just have to cover my camera. I'm sorry, I with
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: this card playing card.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Jamie, you're Amy, You're not Jack's your ex.
• 1:07
  Speaker 3: Actually, oh my god, Jamie, that was so funny yesterday.
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: By the way, and I didn't give you full props
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: for it, but when we were talking about Atlanta, you
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: were like, you're are you doing MOI? You're aim wah, you're.
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: Gonna say Shemia Chamazl Incorporated.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm one episode behind on Atlanta.
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: This week was so good.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: I love this. I really like the seasons.
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: We're not talking about Atlanta, Okay, we're talking about the Valley.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: So on the Atlanta after show we're all watching that too.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: Of course, by the way, I did watch the Valley
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: after show, which I will say this one you could
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: have slept on. It's all right. There's a couple of things,
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: but not great. It's wort in heavy.
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: Last week with the after show, it was hot with
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: after show.
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: Because there was so much content in the after show.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: This one was just them talking about hobbies.
• 2:10
  Speaker 3: Thank you for wearing your drama darling hat Jamels.
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: Every day everywhere I go.
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: What day you a lot of face. Also, look at
• 2:21
  Speaker 3: these adorable playing cards they've got, like the Cheetah, because
• 2:25
  Speaker 3: you know we're in the cheating room right now. But
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: how cute are me?
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: No?
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: No, I saw them in Michigan at a store and
• 2:33
  Speaker 3: I just I got them there. Listen, guys, we got
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: to get into the Valley, okay. But I am in
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: Santa Clarita.
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys are familiar with Santa Clarita, but.
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: I live up here, and I doesn't need to give
• 2:46
  Speaker 3: myself a shout out because Danny and Nia live up here.
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: Fant we start off with Sheena's enchiladas. I mean, my god, oh,
• 2:59
  Speaker 3: Emily's She's she's not liking that. I personally didn't mind it,
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: and I really was fine. With Lala and Sheena being
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: in the background this week because last week, remember we
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: were talking about how you know, we didn't necessarily need
• 3:13
  Speaker 3: them stepping in at all times. We love like a cameo.
• 3:17
  Speaker 3: We love Sheena being on the phone and being like
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: forbadim they watch, but we don't. We've not been much
• 3:24
  Speaker 3: at Sheena's house. And I don't even remember in the valley, right,
• 3:28
  Speaker 3: I don't remember being there ever in vander Pump Rules,
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: do you.
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: Well, because they just bought they bought that house. Remember
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: the valley was announced and they were filming the valley
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: and then Lala and Sheena bought houses in the.
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: Valley, okay, and sander Pump Rules was already done by then.
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: I got it.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: Because remember Sheena and Brock were living out elsewhere. Sandoval
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: stopped over.
• 3:49
  Speaker 2: Wow, and Sandival came over and he's like, produce, forgive me,
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: and she knows that I can't.
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: For five minutes, give me five more minutes.
• 3:59
  Speaker 2: Those enchilada's look good. And guess what what? I love enchiladas.
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love it, Alada. I missed seeing Sheena's personalized
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: baking pan that says Sheena's enchiladas on it. I don't
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: know if that was the pan because they didn't show it,
• 4:16
  Speaker 3: did they.
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: They did in the oven you caught just a glimpse
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: of the tail end.
• 4:21
  Speaker 3: Thank god.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, needed more egg, Enchilada egg and Chilada egg
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: left us.
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: So we're at Sheena's house at this pool party, and
• 4:36
  Speaker 3: then this very vague feud is going on about Zach
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  Speaker 3: saying something about Jared, who is the like was all
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  Speaker 3: their makeup artists. We've seen him before and this was
• 4:51
  Speaker 3: at the Shark party that Zach was crying to Sena.
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: And then Sheena said that Zach said something about Jared
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  Speaker 3: and they never said what he said. And now Zach
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  Speaker 3: is in his confession going hyperbole, hyperbole.
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  Speaker 2: Apreci Yeah, I love the word hyperbo. I'm a fan
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  Speaker 2: of that one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was I First of all, my adrenaline always
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: spikes when I hear after the camera's left. That is like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, please, here we go. And we didn't
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, we didn't get it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got blue balls. Remember after the cameras left.
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: There's been so much that happens when that. Yes, I'm
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: of course always taken to bolow on Atlanta and.
• 5:35
  Speaker 3: All the window that the port shots and yeah, and
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: they cover the cameras. Yeah, immediately goes to Bolo, but
• 5:42
  Speaker 3: they never like what he said.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: You know, someone filmed it on their cell phone too,
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: because they.
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  Speaker 2: All know that was there.
• 5:51
  Speaker 3: She filmed it.
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: The bunny, the bunny that Lisa got from gave to
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: Kim filmed it. I think whatever whatever Zach said about
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: Jared was probably very controversial that they are hiding it away.
• 6:05
  Speaker 3: They must.
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ared, as we know, his struggles a lot with
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: some different things, so obviously Zach probably really whipped he
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: went in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and apparently Zach doesn't remember again, so you know,
• 6:17
  Speaker 3: we love right, isn't he like? Wait, I thought I
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: said this, so why are we? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think he thinks he was joking. He was, he
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: was exaggerating, he was joking, and I think he's like, yeah,
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: I was extreme, but I was I was like hyper, Okay,
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: I was just doing that, like I think he was.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so he knows what he said. All right, Wow, guys,
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  Speaker 3: I mean I honestly would say, why bring this up
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: if we're not going to know? Right?
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't say I said something and everyone's saying it hype,
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: everyone's running with it It's like, I don't want to
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: hear you talk about something that I can't understand. If
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: we're going to do that, why don't you explain the
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  Speaker 2: profagor them real theory. Yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I agree it exists and it happened off camera, so
• 7:04
  Speaker 3: but you better come correct with the Pythagorean theory conversation, Zach.
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: But Zach is like he feels like things are different
• 7:15
  Speaker 3: with Brittany. They've known each other since twenty fifteen, and
• 7:18
  Speaker 3: he thinks that she's taking, you know, Jared's side over
• 7:22
  Speaker 3: Zack's side. So I guess he's probably like bringing this
• 7:24
  Speaker 3: to the table. Well, you're taking everyone else's side except
• 7:28
  Speaker 3: for me and Janet. You're taking janet side and mine.
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: And then like later, what did he say? We're we're
• 7:35
  Speaker 3: better friends to you than them. We're like Chris and
• 7:38
  Speaker 3: I are like number one, we're like top to your friend.
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: Now you're putting them before us.
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  Speaker 2: You don't tell me what my tear is, by the way,
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: I'll tell.
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  Speaker 3: You my tears.
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tears.
• 7:51
  Speaker 3: Wow, Yeah, I'll rank. You're not ranking for me? Oh
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: my god. Kristin and Jasmine's rumor comes up about him
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: taking off his ring and then now we know like
• 8:04
  Speaker 3: that Janet's mom got mad about it. So now since
• 8:07
  Speaker 3: Janet's mom got mad, now they Jason and Janet want
• 8:11
  Speaker 3: an apology from Kristen.
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: So also Jason's mom got mad about it. But uh,
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: they said that in the after show, and I would
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: also say book moms, I will say this is my
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: there's two things from the after show, and if the
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: other thing comes up, I'll bring it up. But Jason
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: said that I'm an attorney. This is now going to
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: come up when you google me and people want an attorney.
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: That's taken seriously, and when you google me, now it's
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: going to say I take my wedding ring off. I'm like, buddy,
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: if you get out of reality TV and this is
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: the worst thing that is said about you, Yeah, like
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: you're a do not be on reality TV because yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the worst.
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  Speaker 2: You're too sensitive. You're too sensitive, Jason, get over it.
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: If I google you, it's not gonna say anything about
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: your lawyer. It's gonna say about your bitchy wife.
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, nine am, Jamie is here, man, yes Na
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  Speaker 3: here comes by bitch wife. She's such a toun.
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: She comes my bitch wife, Janet, She's easing a hot dog.
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: Here she comes.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: Used to be a really sweet guy. He was just
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: like Jason and then after a two years Joe Judais
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  Speaker 1: back in the day. Yeah, real sweet guy.
• 9:32
  Speaker 3: He was just like Jason attorney and really television ruined
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  Speaker 3: his life.
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: You know, he was an attorney. You know, here's the
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: thing about this Jason thing. He is so offended. It's like,
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: come on, buddy.
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: Well you know yeah. But here's the other thing is
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: that obviously now it's more about the Jasmine stuff. So
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: we let's just go to the beach with Janet's metal detector.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: Oh what That's the other thing that was confusing to
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: me is that there's a moment as as there Jasmine
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: and Kristen are at the beach. By the way, there
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: are very limited beaches you can have a fire pit
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: in La County, and I know exactly that's uh Marina
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: del Rey, it's a specific beach they were at. But anyway,
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: because when they said we're gonna have smores, I'm like,
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I do not think so, safety Emily,
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  Speaker 1: but uh, Kristen says, you're not even the one that
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  Speaker 1: told me, Jasmine, I heard it. Did you catch that yes,
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: it was so, but I think what she meant also
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: because I speak Christen, so if I if I may,
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: I think she meant I heard it, and you also
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: told me.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I think it came in
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: both ways.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: Speaking up coming in both ways? Can I just take
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: us back to the party for a second, please? Why
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: why all that intimate buttstuff conversation? And then and then
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: who tried to end it up? And Jan it's like,
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: do you do my stuff? I was like, I don't
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: care that Sheena cares to spell the dirt, but do
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: not start asking people that in the game of truth.
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: It wasn't It wasn't even your turn, and you're asking
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: people about their uh sexual habits. That was annoying me.
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: I thought that was very strange, wasn't. That was at
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: the beach? Yeah, the games at.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: The beach and Brockhead is soul cell phone out and
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: playing truth or Dare. Brittany wanted to play truth Dare
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: and then brock I guess truth or Dare just means stuff.
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: But yeah, here's the thing and in the valley, you
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: guys don't need to play a stupid game at the beach.
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: This isn't Season one of the Real Housewives of New York. Okay, yeah, yeah,
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: this is the Valley Show. More footage of Jack's ranting
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: on his video calls, his video messages. Why leave it
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: to the end when we get this huge reveal of
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: the I mean, we know he's a monster, but like this, dude,
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, can we just talk about Jacks for a second.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: That is domestic violence, Like she should have a restraining
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: order because.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: She did get one. Well she didn't. Oh I'm sorry.
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: She was going to file for a restraining order and
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: divorce if he didn't go to rehab. So no, she
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: did not have one at that time.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: Because he's surveilling her that. I mean, you cannot do that.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: That is illegal. You can't be in her shit.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: Yep, put your cards up, guys. If you're watching this drama, mamas,
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: you'll see that. I've got an ace of spades up
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: on my camera. You guys, this is it is so disturbing,
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: that last scene when obviously Sherry is there, who's handling
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: it quite well. You know, it's very difficult to be
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: you know, if your daughter's in this situation, she's just
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: she's doing a great job. But Brittany is back in
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: her her house. That felt good. I was so happy
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: to see her back there with.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: Not get the hell out because like, she's got to
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: have that thing sweeped. He's bugging the house. He's got cameras.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: It's like even even once they clear the things that
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: they find.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: And you've got to get all those signs down that
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: you had custom made that say like couchy crew and stuff.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: It's going to be a lot of work.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: It's a.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, we're out of that. It's just going to be
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: faith at this point. And faith is somebody slept with,
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: so you gotta I.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: Gotta take that when you're right. Oh my gosh. Everything
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: personally that's okay. She's going to have a rebirth, a
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: reset and a renew that's taken from Atlanta, and she
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: will have a fantastic time on Etsy and getting like
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: all new stuff like Boyfrid and you know, like the
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: future is now and you know, I love me BEA's first,
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: and then like this isn't a couchy, this is a sofa,
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: you know, things like that. It's gonna be so good
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: for her. It's gonna be cleansing. But I hear you
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: about getting back in the house. It is really twofold.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: It's like, I mean, talk about triggering, talk about feeling
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: the toxicity and everything that comes with it. The only
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: thing that I felt good about was like, to feel
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: displaced and to have to go to an airbnb when
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: all your stuff is not there is traumatic enough. And
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: for Cruise to be back in the home, something familiar
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: that he loves, and also it gives her empowerment that
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: she's in there and.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: She doesn't no he's there, he comes back. It's his
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: house too, and so like in the after show, he's
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: going through her trash, he's going through her sex straying,
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: counting condoms.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Like he's all right, So you're in the after show.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Who's saying this? Brittany Britany is saying and Brittany Jackson
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: is saying this.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Jackson is saying, I went, I walked. I had to
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: go up to the bathroom. I can't remember why. And
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: there's condoms. Oh I remember why because I was giving
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: CRUs a bath up there and I see condoms in
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: the trash. Cant I'm like, And then Brittany's like, he's
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: going through my sex straw and counting my condoms.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Oh my, I'm such a liar.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: There were no condoms in the trash. He was going,
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: like you said, he's going through her drawer. He's such
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: a liar. You're such a liar, Camille.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the husband. Oh yeah, he is a habitual,
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: pathological liar and abuser. You're right, Emily, let's fucking get there.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: He just is. He's a bully.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Well, Brittany's stuck between a rock and a hard place
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: because in the house, you're right, it's a nightmare. And
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: out of the house it is probably more serene because
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: she doesn't have the ties, but it is still not
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: It doesn't feel good.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: You're right, it's not settling when you're not living at home.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: It's you know, I could go stay at one of
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: my friend's beautiful homes, but it's not my home.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Well, she calls it her dream home. You know, she's
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: like that, gotta lose that dreamhub. You guys, Jack's hid
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: the fucking ladder. He hid the ladder so she couldn't
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: go and cover the cameras again. Now the timeline feels
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: like what is the timeline? Because when he calls and
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: facetimes Jason and he's crying, I'm tired of anger. I
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: know everything, Brady, Yes, everything is blaming Brittany for.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Not stopping him, for not telling him to be better sooner.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: And not leave him sooner. Everything he said where he
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm clear now, I'm like, I wish he's
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: like I want to break the cycle, and then boom,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Brittany should have left me a long time ago. I
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: pushed her away. She should have left me. She let
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: me get away with everything. I'm like, you need to.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: I have nothing. I have really bad things to say.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: So I am done with him. I'm so mad at him.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Pardon me. He's gotten that frog right in my throat.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I just think that he is. He'll never change. To
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: come back from rehab and hide the ladder. You didn't
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: learn anything. No, un rehabilitata.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Bull unrehabilitate to bullet.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: How's that hurt her? Believe he is unfixed the ball?
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Hey, can you guys like help me out with this?
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: The podcast? So what he told Jason about the podcast
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: payments and what he told Brittany, which we didn't see
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: because that was obviously off camera, is the biggest bunch
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: of bullshit. And I just want to sift through how
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: much bullshit. It is and he.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Hasn't done it. By the way, he has not done it.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, tell me, explain to me. He told Brittany he
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: was going to give her all the money from the podcast.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Is that correct?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: The RSS feed he is going to hand over to her,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: and that RSS feed is according to both of them,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: worth you know, a couple hundred thousand, two million dollars
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: according to them. Right, he still hasn't done it, and
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: he keeps saying he's going to do it, and he
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: hangs it over her head and hasn't done it yet.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, she doesn't have the IP, but the money
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: that comes from the podcast. She said that he was
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: going to give her all the money, but he said
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: to Jason, I have a plan for paying the mortgage.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna all the money from the podcast is
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: going to go towards the mortgage until I can pay
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: it down. I was like, you fool, it's not your
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: podcast and that's not your money. She's still paying the
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: mortgage because that's their money, and why so you're making
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: her pay for it ultimately and.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: That's what he wants. Yeah. Yeah, to get that kindo
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: was so awful and to not paid that fourteen thousand
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: dollars mortgage. Also, good lord, I made nearly zero that
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: much last year.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: No, that's Jamie. You're a very successful actress of animation
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: and voice and on camera. Might I say, I.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Realized in this episode too that he he whatever he
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: did with the I R s they have a lean
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: or something. Nothing that went it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Went up because of the lean. He didn't He wasn't
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: paying his taxes for six years, so then he that's
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: why his it was.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: All those sunglasses. She should have known something was up.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Let's take it back. That was her sliding doors moment
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: they were together, were they No?
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think they were.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, darling, he got him her darling.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Right, Jamie.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: So yeah, let's you know what, I'm not going to
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: rest on these memories. So James, you know I believe her.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Was it Brittany?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jamie, so Brittany.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: He did steal the sunglasses for Brittany?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Good job? Yes, yes, yes, it says here days he
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: and Brittany were out drinking at a bar. Jack says
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: he was the final day, and he says in the reunions,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: finally he and Brittany were out drinking at a bar
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: and he walked in nearby shop and boosted them. At
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: that point, oh okay, I knew I've been right, And
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: that's when and that's when she should have said. And
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I believe me. Think about it, if both of you,
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: you're out with Brett, you're out without, they steal something,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: you're starting to date him. They happen to casually steal something,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: they get arrested, you're gonna marry them.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah. If I'm fifteen and from the backwoods of
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Kentucky like she was, I mean I would have done
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: it at twenty from Maryland, like I would have just
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: been like if I was into this guy from Hollywood
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Star Power and I'm like twenty from nowhere, and I
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: would have been completely under flag.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's also he's also right, Okay, here's a plane.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: I got a story to tale about being not from
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: the bike woods. I used to leave Kentucky, but then
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: I didn't.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Oh god, damn it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: All right, Yeah it was a red flag and he
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: gets arrested and she was embarrassed, if I recall, and
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: to me, that's when she maybe Eddie was probably doing
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: coke at the time. Nobody tells us she should have
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: put a pin in it. I get what you're saying, Emily,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: of course that she looked the other way, but but
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: that feels so wild to me to be with someone
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: and they steal something and get arrested. So jarring.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Well, listen, we've got arrest we have cocaine, we have
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: other drugs. We have now Jack's I don't believe him.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: But maybe she was like, all right, I'll de wood
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: light here, some there cheese, you know, like and then
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: the faith thing, Rutten Hill that coming back from that
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: is where that's the most jarring thing to me. Okay,
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: so she has all these things, but that was the
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: piece de resistance of the whole kitt kaboodle. And so
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: that's where you have to say, why did she make
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: these choices? She's not too blame. We all have our
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: stories to tell. However, she was ambushed. She did not
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: have the tools to handle it, and now she does. Yeah,
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: and now we're seeing her use what she has learned
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: and getting out of this situation.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: But at the time, God, she had nothing in her
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: toolbox to handle this. She and I like her mom,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: but I'd also remember her mom really was like wanting
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: the Jacks thing, and then don't forget everybody on vander
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Pump rules, just like, Wow, you're the one that's changing
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Jack's You're the thing that's helping. So like, I can't,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you get out. I don't. I
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: can't believe she got to where she is honestly.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, remember that her dad and her brothers took
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: him out and they hated him, and you could tell.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: They all went out to dinner and he was like,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: why why why don't they ever talk about what I do?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Like he was like trying to. He was trying a
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: big time. Her brother and her father, her brothers and
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: her father. He was like, nobody cares that I have problems,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: and they were looking at him like you are such
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: an idiot.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what he had. He had a
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: lot over them too, because he paid for her sisters
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: IVY remember that right, Yes, So there was that whole thing.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: So she probably felt incredibly indebted to him, and their
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: whole family felt indebted to him.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Everything dirty, yeah, everything, This is textbook narcissist abuse. Guy
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: doing stuff like that, buying the IVF and all that. Yep.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Nice, All right, We're going to take a quick break
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: y'all's got to and we are back talking the valley
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: with Emily, Teresa's and Jamie Moyer. So I just want
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: to mention when we go to the beach, you guys,
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: much like Dave and Busters, the fact that Janet got
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: a metal detector from her mother on her thirtieth birthday
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: won me over four ten minutes. So loving that, and
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: then when she left the beach and had that over
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: her shoulder, it was pretty funny, like agreed, I can't
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: I can't not love it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, barely. I liked it, But like her little fucking
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: monologue in that kitchen earlier about like I now she's
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: like woke the dragon or whatever the fuck she rehearsed
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: before she got there.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yelled at Emily, like I do everything I say
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: on this podcast. I had that.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, don't don't come in and threaten us
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: with a bad time. You know, we don't need that.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: When she went off and did that dumb speech at
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: the counter, I was like you just the other week
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: went off about Michelle coming into that girl's dinner prepared
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: to speak about her very traumatic childhood, like she knew
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: ahead of time she was going to say that that's
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: what she was saying in the after show, and I
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: was like, like, you didn't rehearse your little now, Christen,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I'm on your back. You've got me on your like
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: she said it a hundred ways in the car.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and she kept you like, oh yeah, you woke
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: the dragon, Well you poke the bear. A sleeping giant
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: has arisen from the woods. I mean. And by the way,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: when you're at like a kitchen island, you kind of
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: feel like you're, you know, untouchable, right, Like you got
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: that big island in front of you and you're like,
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: this is my moment?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Am I right?
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: There's something about a big kitchen island that you just
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: feel like, yeah, it's on you know, everything is good,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: life is good. I feel the power.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Guys.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Get that from a kitchen island? Is it just island?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate a kitchen island. Why are we all
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: standing around this thing? You've got ten couches over there
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: that are so comfortable. Why have we been standing here
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: for three hours?
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: That's family. My back hurts immediately when I stand for
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: more than thirty seconds, So you're absolutely right. I would
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: not be And that don't make me. Don't make me
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: sidle up on one of your right, I'll paul last
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: bench ye with no porch, a island.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Withoot in my bar.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, looking like a fucking potato sitting on a stool.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: No way, you're right, fucking island, get me into a chair.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: By the way, I think I don't have an island.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Just want everybody to know, and I think islands are
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: on their way out. And plus all the like open
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: it up, open it up, knock that wall down, open
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: it to the fuck up. We want to see everything
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: from the kitchen all the way to the master bedroom
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: over the open, knock down the walls. We are living
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: in a gymnasium. It's like that whole thing I never
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: was necessarily a fan of. I like to go into
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: another room and have this separation. You know, so, and islands,
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: I think those are kind of going to be on
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: their way out too. And that's just my opinion. And
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm from. Santa Clarita, familiar, Santa.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Clara, you're giving real, uh, real reminiscent vibes of the
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: old love it or list it, open it up now, listen.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: I do want to tell everyone. And this goes right
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: to our tier twos that I have an island in
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: my kitchen and I'm going to show it now on camera.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, drama Mama's get ready island. But it's not in
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: the middle. If you're not watching this, it is against
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: the window. And it's a floating island.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: And I don't use it has plants on it. I
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: don't use it to cut vegetables or.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: You don't make it's not used as a huddle.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Jamie Stone entertaining over and you wheeled that fucking thing
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: out right into your living room and you made me
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: stand and lean.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: You're like elbows on everybody, elbows down.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Yep, I got I pulled it out and then I
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: got amy behind it, and then I went for my
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: power move. I need to be the one to discuss
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: the valley. You need me on that show. You know,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I'm a vander Pump stand.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: You guys circling back to bring it back down. Janet
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: loves an island, so that should say something, yes, right, yes, okay,
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Now speaking of well, we're not on an island, but
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: we're on the beach. And a couple of things happened there,
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: the little things. First of all, that for hat that
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: for hat happened it was having that Michelle's boyfriend Aaron
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: with the eyes.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: He probably shocked a.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Jar of honey underneath there waiting to sell it.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: He had a he had a little uh flash drivee
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: proving that he slept with Michelle before they were divorced.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: You get everything under that hat. He's like, don't, don't
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: even test me. I will received screenshots of Timeline. I
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: have a fucking kitchen island under here, and I'm ready
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: to whip it out at any time.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: And then Kristen being like, I used to lose my
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: car at the grove. I thought that was so funny.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: I love that it was, But I'm like, you know,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: you just got to take a picture of Like if
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: you don't, you're not good at remembering where your car is.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Take a picture of the floor.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the pin.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Drop a pin?
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, drop a pin. That's a great idea.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Leave your phone at your car, go and ask to
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: find my phone. Appet beat the stranger, become friends. You'll
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: a pair of sunglasses for the stranger. Marriage.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Go to the Atmos store.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go to h You guys are right. A lot
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: of times I'll park somewhere and I'll be like, there's
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: no way in hell, I'll forget p. Seven and then
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: like I go shopping for forty minutes. I come back,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, did I even drive here? What you know
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: when you're like peep seven? Yeah, please hell, yeah, I'll
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: never forget this. You're right, it's got to be a
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: picture now.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: It does? It does, Okay. And and Kristin just she's
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: just in her Kristen era coming in with like, stop
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: talking about Danny and Nea and I won't have to
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: come for you.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: This is this bitch is so o g.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: She doesn't need a kitchen island. She just throws it
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: away like nothing.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And also I will say I love Dody, and
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: the thing with Dody is like nine, I'll say nine
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: and a half times out of ten. She's right. Her
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: details are just she's got two details switched better clutch
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: clutch details.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Clutch like Freaky Friday for yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's great
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: to hear that Brittany has a crush out.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: For the.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's I saw and then I think on
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: page six or something, she's got like a boyfriend. Now yeah,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the same guy or not.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: So Janet makes a joke about Jason taking off his
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: ring and they'll find it in the sand with the
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: metal detector, which I actually thought was a pretty damn
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: good job, A great way. Yeah right, it's a great
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: way to introduce the feud. And Jasmine wasn't having it,
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: and so she's a bitch in to Kristin. Who's Kristen's
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: like just a sponge absorbing all of the negativity about Janet,
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: and she's just like, bitch, say it to my face.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: And then Jasmine pulls out that there's a time and
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: a place for everything, and I got a handle.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Kind of it. This is kind of the time and
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: the place. I mean, it's not a char or like, yeah, baptism,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: it's a beach.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, grandfather's funeral. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I have to say,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: you're gonna say, Jamie, you flip and you flop like
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: another great show on you flip flop. But the deal
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: is for me, I did feel bad for Janet in
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: this moment. I think Jasmine I did. She's coming into hot.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, let me tell you a little something called after.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Says okay, okay, yeah, tell us what happened in the
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: after show.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: So the after show, she says that Janet and they
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: were very tight, the three of them. She was obviously
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Jason's friends for friend first, but Janet was doing some
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: ship where she would be having parties and inviting like
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: La La and Arianna Katie Maloney, Yes, yes, and not
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: inviting Jasmine. And Jasmine would hear like, oh, you're having
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: people over, okay, and and Janet would be like, I
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: don't know, I don't yeah, I'm oh, like just like
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: pulling that kind of shit more and more and more,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: and Jasmine's like on the outs more and more and more.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: And so I think some of that's coming through right
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: now too.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: That's hell cloud Jison, Let's go cloudjising yell.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: So that so it makes so much sense because when
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Jasmine and Jason and Janet finally we're talking, I was like, Okay,
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: there's so much more going on underneath the surface with
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Jasmine because there's no reason she would be this upset
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: and not be able to have a conversation when they're
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: trying to sort things out. So I absolutely she has
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: no patience for Janet, absolutely zero. And here's where I
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: will say, Janet, you don't need to be in this
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: fucking conversation. Why are you even there? This is really
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: it affects Janet, but it's really between Jason.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: And Jasmine and if they had been by themselves, because
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: I actually very much like Jason, to the point where
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: I like him so much that it kind of makes
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: me wonder if maybe Janet's not quite as bad. But
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: when you talk me about this party, then I'm like,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: that's gross. But basically, if it had been Jasmine and Jason,
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I feel it would have been deflected in two seconds.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I really do. I think she would have apologized to him.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I think he said, you hurt my feelings when you
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: the fact that you even brought this up on camera
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: just hurts my feelings, I must say, And she'd be like, listen,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry it was brought to me. You're right. I
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: probably shouldn't said it, and it would have ended. But
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: in Janet's defense, it's not like she ignited the way
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Jasmine popped off, popped off, toot too.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Hot from zero to fifty? Yeah, I agree. Yeah, And
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: maybe that's why she didn't want why she was avoiding
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: talking to them, because she knew that she was up.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: You know what, there was a big reveal in this
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: episode for me about Jason and Janet, and that was like,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: they are Jason's making his own decisions here and they're
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: not that great. Because when when he had that FaceTime
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: call with Jack's and He's and they just agreed that
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: having Janet sit over to the side without telling Jack
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: she was there was totally cool and fine with that FaceTime.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, that's how these these two operate,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: like they're both always there out of frame, listening to
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Ret's in the room right.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, ship, I am. I am trying to get
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: to Amy on this. I'm trying to get down. Thank
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: you for calling out a chair.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: He stands on a chair.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: As hell on the back of the door.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Don't sure, we don't know. Shall we get down?
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I mean putting on an uncomfortable kitchen stool.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Without an island. Yeah, Emily, to your point, normally, I
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: would be like, uh, okay, Normally I wouldn't have a
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: problem because they're on camera, and like, this footage is
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: gonna be on camera, so who gives a shit if
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Janet's in the room. But you know that they operate
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: like that off camera. That's why that's what normal. It
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: was exactly, you know that's happening left and right, Yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: That couple. They're that couple. I like couples who aren't
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: into each other's business that hard get out of. Yeah,
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: my own business. I don't need you in my business.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: But at least, like I tell.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Tell Jack's she's sitting there. I mean, he didn't say that.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: If he did it, it was edited. He didn't say
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: it because she didn't chime in or anything. It was
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: not said jacksond I know she was sitting there.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think. Yeah, you're right, but I think
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: because there's a camera there, Jackson knows it's being filmed,
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: and it's like, I don't I don't know. I just
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: don't think that that. Really, I don't think Jacks even
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: gives a shit. He's so in his own space. If
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: they were by themselves and it was off camera, I
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: would find that really disloyal and a betrayal. If you've
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: got someone in the room listening to my coelization.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Because if your Jasmine calling your show, I guarantee, Oh,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, Okay, I'm just saying
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: like I would never call one now not thinking the
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: other one's yes exactly.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: I run out of the room so fast when Jamie,
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: You've I mean like, I'm like, I can't talk.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I like this needs to be a private conversation, and
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: she'll leave.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Her whole and call me on mute.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: And that's what I've been wondering. Why do you every
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: time it like, oh, hang on a second, I just
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: dropped a pencil, and then all of a sudden I
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: hear and then and then it's Emily's clearing her throat.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Jamie, can you say that again what you said it
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: to me about Emily? Because like I kind of forget
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: just said three seconds ago.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: I'll remember though, calling people on three way when you
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: were Yes, And I think I also told you guys
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: about the time when when I used to call the time,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: because remember how you could call the time. I want
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: two one two, I would call the time, or my
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: friend Julie would call the time so that I could
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: call her after she's allowed to be on the phone.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I had no phone curfew, but she had a phone
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: curfew of like eight pm, so.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: It ring yes, oh my god, yes, we used to
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: do that too. If you went like star nine to nine,
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: it would be like so then that would be our
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: that would be our gateway into a call because it
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: wouldn't ring. Oh, I never knew that our name was
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: a busy signal all the time.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good ship. I never had a phone in
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: my room, but I did take a chord from my
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: mom's room and drag it all. I got one of
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: those long chords that what was at the time Arbor
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Drugs comes become CBS, and I dragged the cord. If
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: I could have my own phone, but it was just
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: a blog ass phone. It's a tripping hazard, total tripping hazard.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to like do a bit here and it
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: was so clunky that it's not even going to land.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: But hello too, fe Chattanooga one three two.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I have this old phone, which it just kind of
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: fell apart here, but I got this in an estate sale.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: That lands for me.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: It's a rotary, baby, I'd like you this is whoa.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Let's see if you can hear the rotary. Let's listen
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: if you can hear it.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Satisfaction.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, unless you're trying to win a radio contest and
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: then call it number twenty call it number twenty.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Two cares one cares every time someone wins. I practice.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I have no idea how to call.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Ye right now? I'm dying.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: My hams are killing me. Oh I love a radio contest.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Oh so cute, Amy, did Amy? Have you ever talked
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: on the show about how you used to do that
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Dick Purton radio show and how sometimes I would call
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: in and it would be like made up?
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I oh yeah, that's right. Okay, well not
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: at length, but I just when I did the gross
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Point Garden Society recap, or actually the interview with the
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: two creators this week. They one of them is from
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: gross Point and so and then he lived in Birmingham.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: But I said, I said, you know, I told him
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: about how I was on Dick Pertin and Purton's People
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: and I was Purtins protege that I won that contest
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: doing the voices and stuff, and then I worked on
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: the show and stuff. And he was like, okay, I
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: have I am fangirling out right now like hecause he say,
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: you know, it's so funny. But so after I did
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: the show, you know on morning radio, how they used
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: to do like pranks, all there's like, oh, Emily, you
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: loved radio. You Emily loves the prank so like and
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: I love radio and she loves radio and we that's
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: one thing that I mean, we obviously have in common.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: And Jamie, I know your affiliation your affinity for a
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: radio as well. But so Jamie was hired as an
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: actor to be someone that like a radio station would call.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: It wasn't It wasn't one o four point three though
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: I got that job. That job was through somebody else.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: It wasn't one of four point three.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: But you would call and and you would answer the
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: phone and pretend like you don't know what's going on,
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: but it would be a prank.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: They give me this scenario, Emily, they'd be like, we're
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: gonna but sometimes it was really bad stuff. And you
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: you all have heard this on the radio on all
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: your favorite morning shows. It's like, we're gonna call his
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: wife and we're gonna pretend to send flowers, and then
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: she's gonna get the flowers. And then they would call
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: and I'd be like hello, and they'd be like, is
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: this Tammy. I'd be like, you know it, get no, no, no,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: I was subtle everyone. And then they'd be like, uh, yes,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: we're just verifying that your husband ordered some flowers for
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: his secretary Beverly. And I'd be like, what are you serious,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's cheating. I mean, like I would
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: really get into it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Like devastating. And at the end they're just like, oh,
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: let's this is just a joke.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Up break, this is go face doodle. Yeah, a way.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: You went to tickets to Pine Oh, Sheila Easton like
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: it was so yeah, Yeah, it was really fun. It
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: was good stuff, all right. So Jason and Janet and Jasmine.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Jasmine says she heard the rumor two years ago. She's like,
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I didn't believe it then, I didn't I don't believe
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: it now. And then Janet's asking these questions and she
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: is just not coming in with the right timing, and
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Jasmine goes off and what she says, it's kind of epic.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: It's it's it's just it's not necessary, but it's kind
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: of epic. Janet, you're a shit ass friend, You're a
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: vibe killer. You give parent energy Karen. Well, I'm sorry,
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I missed, I misspoke. You give Karen energy,
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: and I'm done with you. We're done.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was rough. She popped fast and hard. Yeah,
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: and she speaks, and yeah, she spoke for all of us,
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: she really did. And Janet was a lay devastated Jason.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: His face can't lie, I mean, and then when he
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: pardon me.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Looked like he was crying.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: He was, Ye, he said he cried for days.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, and say with Janet. I mean, you got
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: to see Jamie. When he confronts Jasmine, he like goes
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: after her and he's like, I've looked out for you,
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: and she's like, I know you have, but it's not
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: about about you. It's about her. And he says that
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: she's the fakest and he broke she broke his heart,
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: and and then he's like your two faced. And then
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Jasmine's like, well, we talk about everybody. He's like, no,
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: I don't. I'm a regular person.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: You talk so much, Jason, I mean.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: You're you too. You and your wife Janet sit around
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: like a sewing circle, gossiping all day long with your
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: adorable kid, who is so damn cute by the way.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but they're talking. We've seen Jason talk about
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: people like.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with his wife, he's a gossip, but we thought
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: they're people too. Yeah, no matter how you slice it, Janet,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: have you all ever popped off on someone and then
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: you immediately feel bad? I think that Jasmine immediately felt bad.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I think Jason felt bad. I think Janet was humiliated.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: What a fun trip to the beach, Yeah yeah.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: And then Brock is like, boy, Cameron, oh yeah, we.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Don't need that, Brock and I don't need to hear
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: anything else about your penis. For God's sakes.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Oh that was all right.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: It was so gross. And Sheena was the one who
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: did it. She's like, he's been in every hole. This
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: is a lot.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: She likes. This is what they do. They love this
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: kind of ye pull out that app Brock, let's get
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: into it.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: I thought it happened at the Enchilada party.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: At least there was no probably going to say, I'm
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: sure did this is what they do.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: That's what they do every don't you wanted to play
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: truth or dare Brock and I love to do.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: A really like that, like on Vanderbilt Rules. I don't
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: remember Sheena being like that.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: No, but this is like.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: She's she'll be remember she'd be like, I had sex
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: with that guy. I also had sex with John Mayer.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: So she talks about her, she talks about stuff.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I guess she likes this. This is her way of
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: being shocking and not edited out. Ah, yes, he put
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: his angela on my earl.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: All right, well okay, oh the wedding ring and the
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: bands are still missing.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, there is an update on that. Okay, Jax has
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: them in his safe according to Jack's on the after show,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: which I.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Don't sit, they're at the fucking They're at the Valley
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Village pawnshop.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Go look, I don't know because I have a sad
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: story for everyone that diamonds aren't worth shit, right oh no,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: So so it's like so he says on the after show,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Kyle was like, oh, hold on to that. So I
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: don't think he can sell it if it's less than
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know what her wedding ring is, but like,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I have a friend that just I was just talking
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: to her like two days ago. She has a half
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: carried diamond ring and they're like, you can keep the
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: diamond and we'll take the gold. They don't want the diamonds. Well, everybody, diamonds,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: it is safe.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Because they are not real? I mean they're the fake
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: diamonds because your cuban now well not cute, no no,
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: but no, the real diamond made lab maid.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Lab made diamonds are yeah, you can grow convincing.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm saying Jackson's ring for Brittany are one
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: hundred percent lab grown diamonds, So that's why they're not.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: My friend's diamonds are not. I am telling you it
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: is rough right now.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Well, thank god, no one's ever asked me to marry
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: because I don't have any diamonds, no diamond ear rings,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: and no rings all alone over here with the tiny
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: island in the world.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Well, good news, Jamie. You buy diamonds for real cheap
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: for yourself.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Calling Jamie Moyer, Janie Moyer, this is your future calling Hello,
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Hello William except the cop I'm forty to twenty five bill.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Please please put it through. Thank you operator.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: I recruit everything I do to you. You should have
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: left me sooner.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Emily Simpson from the Wall.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: You're back from the wall.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: Yes, I love you.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Do you have a diamond for me?
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I got it from Jack's poor and cruel.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Oh goodbye.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Click and I will say I think it's good that.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, the diamond industry in terms of blood diamonds
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: is awful, So I mean this is the remedy to that.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: But the natural diamond is not a coveted stone.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: I know, em I got your email about this. I
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: will sign the petition.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Stop sending all of the like ball okay, tax fine,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: but just leave your fact line open so I can
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: get through to you.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Get thirty, Get thirty. Okay. Wait, Jax is fucking like
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: after Brittany is putting up all reputting the stuff up,
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: you know, with that step letter. And then he texts
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Sherry and says, I can hear everything. That's childish behavior.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: And then he calls his sister, and then his sister
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: says he's going to the hospital because of blood pressure.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: And then her sister's like, well, his dad died young
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: from you know, a heart attack. And I'm like, oh
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: my god, please don't do this to poor Brittany, Poor
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: freaking Brittany.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: You know it's rough to be here in this situation.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: God damn, it's so messy.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be right back in that rental. I'd be like,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: what the goodbye?
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: M Yeah, I'm kind of like Emily, you're kind of
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: bringing me over to your side on that. It's like,
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: is it really your dream home? When with so many
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: bad memories, why don't you go down to a two
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: bedroom and stop all.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: This t Yeah, yeah, house, he can't you mean, like
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: to rent it?
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: You mean maybe she should do what we some of
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: our friends do, rent your fancy house.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: And living.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: But you know, again, now that goes away from what
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: you said, Amy, that I also believed, which is all there,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: all her stuff is there, But like is there any
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: peace in a house like that? You know, like like
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: the memories and the cost, and I wouldn't.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Give a ship about the memories at all, the camera
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: being surveiled, not knowing when I would stop being surveiled,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: feeling like my house is his house, but he can whatever.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Money bleeding money like renting somewhere else would be so
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: tough sell it, but they can't. They Oh well, not
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: fast enough, not fast enough.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: You know, bank foreclosure.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: She's she's still in the house. Yeah, but she should,
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: she is, she should get out now.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: You could also instead of renting an air B m B,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: why don't you get your own house that you also rent,
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: kind of like the cute little house Christian kissed Kristen
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: and Luke. Kristen and Luke got with the cute pool.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: But you can still decorate it yourself. They allowed them
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: to paint that chimney, you know do that?
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I always sad little chimneys.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: She could go rent Ariana's room at Santoval's. They've got
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: a pool.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Hell well, I know, I'm like, that's a great idea.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: She'd have to deal with another just horrible person though,
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: because Santoval lives there.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: But as narcissists than Jacks. He's the nice.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Do you want to work out with me? Because I'm
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: like thinking about like working out. No, She's saying, like,
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: you know, we could also do like hot rocks and
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: like meditation and stuff.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Right now, working out in the room. Come on and
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: enjoyed this?
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: And then Jackson Schwartz and yeah, yeah, it's a great idea.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I love it. Broc was wearing a shorts and sandy hat.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Did you see that? Did you catch that?
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: I don't trust that guy. No, thank you, Drama Darling.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: I think they are on the Etsy shop. Drama Darling,
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Etsy shop, dude, it is my go to and it's
• 52:18
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• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Oh and then the mugs are on the Etsy shop too.
• 52:26
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• 52:28
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