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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 2nd 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's due to the rethic nature of his program.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this question is advise.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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  Speaker 2: in session. A good morning, everybody. Well, great news. It's
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  Speaker 2: a pre Friday, not quite as good as actual Friday,
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  Speaker 2: but it's a pre Friday. It's October, the second MENACE's
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  Speaker 2: birthday month continues into a second day. No tell me
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  Speaker 2: fire anyway. Welcome, we are the Woodi Show. Thanks for
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  Speaker 2: being here giving us some of your valuable time this morning.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Woody. That is Greg Glory and Flick Hey.
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  Speaker 2: We got the birthday month boy himself. There's Menace Hi,
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  Speaker 2: all right, there's Gina Gred. We got Sea Mass. Sammy
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  Speaker 2: is here. Morgan our associate producer on the job this morning,
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  Speaker 2: as while as Von our video producer. We got bored.
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  Speaker 2: We got Menji holding things down the Woody Show production
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  Speaker 2: department and you are here. That's what they do. They
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  Speaker 2: hold the whole thing down because you know what, it
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  Speaker 2: would fly away, It just gets too crazy. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: everything would just like you know, like a big windstorm.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: We're just like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we're making a tight down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Eight seven seven four if you want to call
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  Speaker 2: him be part of things. Hit us up with the
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  Speaker 2: text over to two two nine eight seven. Coming up
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  Speaker 2: on the show this morning, we have a Fall edition
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  Speaker 2: of the Glory Whole Challenge. Yeah, so Gloryhole Challenge. It's
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  Speaker 2: a gloryhole, but instead of a wien are being fed
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  Speaker 2: through it. That's the today. It's a Fall theme, So
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  Speaker 2: Fall theme items being fed through and then just using
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  Speaker 2: the face or the mouth, can the person on the
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  Speaker 2: receiving end of the glory hole determine what those fault
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  Speaker 2: items are? Items? Would know all about that? So that
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  Speaker 2: is coming up for you this morning. Trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 2: We get some of the birthday's part of birthday. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: let's see, we got the week in audio. So you asked,
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  Speaker 2: we'll tell us much. What's what's happening there? Again, if
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  Speaker 2: you want to be part of any of it, phones
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  Speaker 2: eight seven seven forty four or text over to two
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  Speaker 2: two nine eight seven. Uh, Sammy is going out of
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  Speaker 2: town for a wedding this weekend. Yes, Now, is this
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  Speaker 2: is this somebody that you are like? Is it like
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  Speaker 2: your friend or family member? Or is this like either?
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  Speaker 5: Plus one?
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  Speaker 2: Are you now the plus one for the new boyfriends,
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  Speaker 2: no obligations.
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  Speaker 6: Is one of my friends from high schools getting.
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  Speaker 2: Okay because you were going like Oklahoma, right, yeah, sweete.
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  Speaker 6: He moved to Oklahoma, so that's where the wedding is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oklahoma sucks, matis. Oh no, the food's good. You
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  Speaker 2: say that everywhere we go. Yeah yeah, every city, Every
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  Speaker 2: city says they're a food city. Yeah, yeah, it's all true.
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  Speaker 2: I have not been. I I've heard. I've heard Oklahoma
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  Speaker 2: City is pretty cool, like and let me tell you
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  Speaker 2: what I tell you about it. Let me tell you
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  Speaker 2: what I mean by pretty cool. I have a guy
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  Speaker 2: friends with, used to work with him or whatever, and
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  Speaker 2: he moved there, and he said, man, life here is
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  Speaker 2: rad because the cost of living is great, the people
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  Speaker 2: are super nice. There's enough stuff going on. So it's
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  Speaker 2: a big enough city that they have like an NBA
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  Speaker 2: team for example. It's a it's a central location, so
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  Speaker 2: it's easy to get to other places that you want
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  Speaker 2: to go to either coast if you want to go there.
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  Speaker 5: Just so it's so great. It's so easy to get
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  Speaker 5: out of.
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  Speaker 2: But it has enough things there because it's a big
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  Speaker 2: enough city to be able to host.
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  Speaker 7: Yet to meet a douchebag from Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 2: People don't know from Oklahoma, but I bet quite a.
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  Speaker 7: Few people from Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 2: Number of times.
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  Speaker 7: You know, thats of Miami, Oklahoma, by the way, Miami, Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, And there's some really pretty areas.
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  Speaker 8: I've seen the area that they're going to get married,
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  Speaker 8: and the place that we're seeing.
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  Speaker 6: The hotel's really nice. There's a lake.
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  Speaker 2: It's really pretty, oh hotel. I don't know, like what,
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  Speaker 2: like what kind of exciting life for you leading sea
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  Speaker 2: bass that you know, everything else sucks. I guess like
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  Speaker 2: it makes sense when you're younger and you okay, and
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  Speaker 2: then you think to yourself, dude, I got to be
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  Speaker 2: in the center of all the action, and then you
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  Speaker 2: kind of realize, like a lot of a lot of
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  Speaker 2: stuff's kind of overrated. You're paying a lot of money
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  Speaker 2: to be in those places that are quote the center
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  Speaker 2: of the actions, the New York's, the Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 9: I agree with your with your point, Woody, and I
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  Speaker 9: think Oklahoma would be a fine place to go to
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  Speaker 9: retire or if you wanted to have a race of family,
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  Speaker 9: a ranch, raise a family.
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  Speaker 2: But if you look forward a house.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, but literally, like you said, they have a basketball team.
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  Speaker 9: I've been the downtown. It's one of those classic downtowns
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  Speaker 9: that nothing happens after ten pm.
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  Speaker 2: Essentially.
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  Speaker 9: Uh again, if you are younger, it's just not an
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  Speaker 9: interesting place. Everything's flat. It's either very hot or very cold,
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  Speaker 9: nothing in between.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, he's not wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah again, there's if you like it all sounds fine
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  Speaker 2: than me.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, that sounds a nice place to live.
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  Speaker 2: I think that that oppressed it.
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  Speaker 9: So there's no sign up again if that's if you
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  Speaker 9: want to be an old dead person. It is a
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  Speaker 9: absolutely fine place to go.
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  Speaker 6: Things to do there, there is.
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  Speaker 8: But there's more outdoorsy things and people there too, like
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  Speaker 8: to go hunting and go on lakes and all this other.
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  Speaker 2: And you could do anywhere. You could do that anywhere anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So Sammy's going to Oklahoma. Yeah, good luck, dude. You
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  Speaker 2: could we can bring up we could bring up anything,
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  Speaker 2: and Sea Bass will find a way to crap on.
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  Speaker 2: I loved half the things in Memphis, everybody's birthday list.
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  Speaker 9: That everybody's good at something you just stick in the
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  Speaker 9: mud is not a valid argument.
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  Speaker 2: But when you say you can hunt and go to
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  Speaker 2: the lake anywhere, not really, Yeah, anywherehere really, I don't
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  Speaker 2: have a lake youwear From North Florida to Oregon, there's
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  Speaker 2: pretty much any of that.
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  Speaker 7: I can't hunt outside the studio.
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  Speaker 2: You could urban hunters do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, people get
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  Speaker 2: hunted down and you know what I'm saying, Like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: they don't they don't choot animals. They should animals. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I've never set foot in Oklahoma. Yeah, I just think
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  Speaker 2: I would like to go. I just think some of
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  Speaker 2: these places get a get a bad rap because people
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  Speaker 2: have this idea of what they think, you know, they
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  Speaker 2: need or what they think they should be doing.
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  Speaker 5: That's more like it what they should be doing.
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  Speaker 2: And you overlook certain things where you could have a
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  Speaker 2: really good quality of life.
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  Speaker 9: Look, I don't disagree with any of that, but to know,
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  Speaker 9: but you know, to be awesome is a lie. It's again,
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  Speaker 9: it's the same as anywhere, isn't that?
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that subjective?
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  Speaker 9: Again, like I said, if you want to be an old,
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  Speaker 9: subjective person with a ranch, it's to.
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  Speaker 2: Be fine for that. But again, you could do that
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  Speaker 2: anywhere from against North Florida to Oreon. Or if you
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  Speaker 2: want to buy a two bed, two bath house thirteen
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  Speaker 2: forty six square feet for one seventy nine.
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  Speaker 9: You could do that in Oklahoma, that's again, but so Alabama, Mississippi, Tuking, Tennessee,
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  Speaker 9: anywhere else.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's fine, it's it's the same as all those places.
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  Speaker 2: All right. So you're going to this wedding, I am yes.
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  Speaker 2: Just make sure is it an open bar?
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  Speaker 6: I'm sure it would.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have to pick a meal or is it
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  Speaker 2: going to be a buffet?
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  Speaker 6: I think I picked a meal.
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  Speaker 2: Hate those? Do you you like buffets at weddings? Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like just about going back.
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  Speaker 2: No, because they played everything way ahead of time. The
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  Speaker 2: mashed potatoes always get that kind of like cross on
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  Speaker 2: the top of the pipe them onto the plate. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't like this. The steak has never done exactly
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  Speaker 2: how you ordered it. Und abortions are kind of small.
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  Speaker 2: I'd rather just go up, get your food, sit down.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just more of like a casual that
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  Speaker 2: unless you're first to the buffet, it takes so long.
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  Speaker 5: You got to be called by table.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, get called by table, DJ or band you.
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  Speaker 6: Know, I don't know my guests would be DJ, but
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  Speaker 6: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, bands always blow so dumb at a wedding.
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  Speaker 2: They blow.
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  Speaker 8: And I know they're very into country music, so I mean,
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  Speaker 8: I'm sure that all love the music.
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  Speaker 2: Play. Yeah, you're gonna do a dosey dome?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe is your boyfriend going he is going?
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  Speaker 9: Here's what I'm nervous, he's going to propose?
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  Speaker 10: No, is that the govern shutdown in TSA?
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  Speaker 6: Am I gonna get stuck in the report?
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  Speaker 2: No? Forever we had we had people on the text
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  Speaker 2: yesterday saying that no, man, I flew out this morning TSA.
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  Speaker 2: No problem because they're still working.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, they're just pissed.
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  Speaker 8: More time goes on, the more likely people are gonna
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  Speaker 8: call in sick or not going in.
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  Speaker 2: You pre check?
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  Speaker 8: I do have pre check and fine, okay, clear, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: clear pre check even on the way home.
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  Speaker 10: I'm a little worried because then that's even further into.
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  Speaker 2: I think the whole thing will get figured out sooner
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  Speaker 2: than yeah, because these guys, I mean, it looks bad
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  Speaker 2: on all of them, right, Yeah, I would think yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they'll they'll they'll figure it out. And speaking of your
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  Speaker 2: boyfriend proposing, which is gonna happen in a matter of days,
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  Speaker 2: I think that is so lame when people do that
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  Speaker 2: at weddings like let me steal the thunder.
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  Speaker 5: You pay for all the food, all the ambiance, all
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  Speaker 5: the decors, all the stuff, and I'll just come on
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  Speaker 5: in with that's a move.
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  Speaker 2: Now, if you're a frequent traveler and you've got TSA
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  Speaker 2: pre check, this is this is good news. Pre check
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  Speaker 2: is about to get even faster because they have announced
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  Speaker 2: and they've already started it select airports. It's a faster
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  Speaker 2: pre check line really yeah, pre check plus So yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So you have to show you still got to do
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  Speaker 2: your you know, your boarding past your ID for the
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  Speaker 2: faster line, but you don't have to show anything but
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  Speaker 2: your face. So it's just your face. They're using the
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  Speaker 2: facial comparison technology. Yeah. So it captures live footage of
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  Speaker 2: you walking into the airport and checking your bags. China,
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  Speaker 2: here we come. And I'm fine with it. Then don't
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  Speaker 2: use it. I'm all about option. I'm just waiting for
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  Speaker 2: the people to say that. So it captures live footage
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  Speaker 2: you walking to the airport checking your bags, and it
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  Speaker 2: compares it to a photo that you submitted for TSA
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  Speaker 2: pre check. And they're already using this. Fifteen airports already
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  Speaker 2: doing it. So La Vegas and like you know, thirteen others.
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  Speaker 5: But okay, you're already on camera. Who cares, They're always
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  Speaker 5: on it.
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  Speaker 10: So there's nothing more that you have to sign up
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  Speaker 10: to get this.
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  Speaker 6: It just is if you have check exactly.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because you already had your picture did Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you've done all that stuff. So they're watching me sneak
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  Speaker 2: my vape in the air, Yes, they're.
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  Speaker 5: Watching you put your little foot under the suitcase.
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  Speaker 9: I just got Clear like a month or two ago,
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  Speaker 9: and I loved its lovely and everything. However, for some
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  Speaker 9: reason the other the I didn't sign up with my
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  Speaker 9: pre check. It wasn't on my boarding pass.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, dude, you know I'm going to be
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  Speaker 2: a clear guy.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And then and then he goes, oh, yeah, I'll clear
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  Speaker 9: you right ahead to the non pre check line with.
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  Speaker 2: The stupid shoes.
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  Speaker 9: And then because I didn't have it, I, for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 9: like that particular boarding pass didn't have my info on.
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  Speaker 5: It, walk you right to the front clear should They.
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  Speaker 2: Won't not without.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, they'll walk into the front over to the loser
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  Speaker 9: line with all the people taking their shoes off and crap.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, okay, thought I thought Clear was just another
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  Speaker 2: version of pre check. You have to it has to
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  Speaker 2: be clear plus pre check. You know, it's great because
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  Speaker 2: when you have see now, I have both. I signed
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  Speaker 2: up for TSA pre check and Clear because sometimes the
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  Speaker 2: TSA pre check lines how long and when you go
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  Speaker 2: to clear, they'll put you at the front of the
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  Speaker 2: TSA pre check satisfying. That is mega satisfying. That's good.
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  Speaker 2: I got pre check. Note, well I got better than
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  Speaker 2: I also saw that they are, uh, They're now going
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  Speaker 2: to allow you to have your US passport on your
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  Speaker 2: Apple wallet. Please. So they just they just announced that
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  Speaker 2: so you'd be able to travel. I mean theoretically just
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  Speaker 2: with your phone.
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  Speaker 5: You think that easier to to fake and like you
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  Speaker 5: think that that's going to be.
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  Speaker 2: The problem, and they have other things, you know as
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  Speaker 2: part of the passes on your wallet. Yeah, correct, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so they that's that's going to be an option. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I have TSA pre Check, I have Clear. I
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  Speaker 2: think I'm gonna get global entry, even though I'm not
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  Speaker 2: an international traveler. I think I'll do it.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, will you ever use this?
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  Speaker 2: Go to the bibe one time a year, I go
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  Speaker 2: to Mexico, but just just to have you never know
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  Speaker 2: where you're gonna need one.
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  Speaker 9: It is convenient down when you come back from Mexico,
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  Speaker 9: do they make you stand in line or just breeze through?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's kind of a load of questions. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just breezed through.
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  Speaker 5: He knows people.
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  Speaker 9: That is a nice thing about Global Entry is it's
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  Speaker 9: it's just it's the same thing where it's just your
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  Speaker 9: you scan your face, boom, you're done.
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  Speaker 5: My friend has a little entry. I don't, and coming
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  Speaker 5: back from Iceland, she was like, where are you like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm still in an hour long line. I wish today.
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  Speaker 6: I can't wait to use mine. That's what I got
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  Speaker 6: Global Entry.
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  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty. I don't care why you listening,
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  Speaker 2: because you love it. Listening great as long as you're
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  Speaker 2: listening this show all right, welcome back everybody. Hey, it
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  Speaker 2: is it pre Friday? It's October the second anything interesting?
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  Speaker 14: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Today is bring your Bible to school day. I forgot
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  Speaker 2: that's a good way to get your ass kicked. I
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: still saw a Bible and a Book of Mormon in
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  Speaker 2: the last marriad. I was in, you don't have a
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: family Bible? Best they still do? We do menace.
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  Speaker 9: My grandmother showed me our family Bible, which is a
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  Speaker 9: one hundred and fifty years old damn. And it's got like,
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  Speaker 9: you know, my great great great grandfather's.
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  Speaker 2: Wedding. Oh, another exciting one. Sorry, it's National Produce missing day. Okay, no,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what's the It's got your great great great
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  Speaker 2: grandfather father's wedding ceremony.
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  Speaker 9: Right, ashes wedding ceremony. And it's it's in the big
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  Speaker 9: it's it's the three feet.
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  Speaker 2: Thick Oh damn. Wow, fancy big old Bible. Does it
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  Speaker 2: have its own table? Oh?
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  Speaker 9: My grandmother keeps it in on like a pillowcase.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, it's National Name your car day. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I did my car has a name? Yeah? Oh Yam Kapor.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's resident.
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  Speaker 5: You don't say happy young.
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  Speaker 2: Kapoor by the way, But so what is Yam Kapor.
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  Speaker 5: It's the one where you atone for your sins. You
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  Speaker 5: don't eat all day. So I'm going to be so
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  Speaker 5: pleasant and you, uh, you basically go around apologize to
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  Speaker 5: everyone for how I've wronged them.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Well we can do that later in the show.
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  Speaker 5: I hope that you hope you'll be inscribed in the
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  Speaker 5: Book of Life. Another year.
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  Speaker 2: Can you do me a favorite? Can you like make
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  Speaker 2: some notes? Think about how you've wronged each one of us? Yeah,
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: that's a lot. We keep waiting for this. Look if
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  Speaker 2: you're if you're a good Jew, you'll do it. No
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  Speaker 2: sarcastic stither, Okay, yeah, think about each person and how
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  Speaker 2: you've wronged. Now I'm going to and that that would
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  Speaker 2: be I'm coport good. It's good. And if you need hints,
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: keep in mind you're a slobs menace. Yes. Today in history,
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: it was today, in nineteen eighty five, that screen legend
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Rock Huts and died of aides. Oh he was fifty
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  Speaker 2: nine years old. First major celebrity to die from complications
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  Speaker 2: from the disease. Okay, which remember how excited you were,
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  Speaker 2: which until then had been just considered a gay play.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, right, think about that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't realize that that's what he died of.
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  Speaker 2: Really mega famous for dying of aids, famous.
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  Speaker 6: For being in movies with Doris Day.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's tell. And it was today in nineteen fifty
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  Speaker 2: that the Peanuts cartoon strip by Charles Schultz debut. All right,
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  Speaker 2: very exciting, all right, menas what's happening in the World
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  Speaker 2: of Entertainment.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, this will be the very very very very last
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: time we bring this up, but this is the final
• 15:21
  Speaker 7: story when it comes to this coldplay kiss cam, just
• 15:26
  Speaker 7: real quick. The X CEO and his wife, they are
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: still together. They're out in the publics, people are a
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: spying them. They're still wedding, wearing their wedding rings and
• 15:37
  Speaker 7: all kinds of stuff. So I don't really know what's
• 15:39
  Speaker 7: going on there. But of course we heard from the
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: his ex coworker, the chick that he was hugging up on,
• 15:44
  Speaker 7: and she's confirmed with her ex husband that they were
• 15:49
  Speaker 7: separated at the time. So don't know what the situation
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: with the CEO is. But he is still with his wife,
• 15:55
  Speaker 7: so okay. But the chick that did like hug up
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: on the on the CEO did say like she was
• 16:02
  Speaker 7: acting inappropriately, so maybe I don't know, like he was
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: behind her, so I think maybe he was the one
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: being inappropriate on that one got caught.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: If together they go out and rob a bank and
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: that makes the news, we're not gonna talk.
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're not going to talk about it.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, if they do, that's it. If they do murder, suicide,
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: talk about Okay. Another person that we absolutely love. His
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: name is Jeremy Alan White.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Jeremy, Yeah, he's from the Bear.
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: He's from the Bear.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: And I don't know if he saw this, Greg, do
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: you see what the movie that he's doing Springsteen?
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: The Springsteen Movie? And he said it was tough to
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: act like the Boss and sing like the Boss. I
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: didn't realize he was gonna sing like the Boss. And
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: I saw some things of flash up on the screen
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: just recently on television as we're doing the show, and
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: the critics not loving a singing.
• 16:58
  Speaker 15: No way, it must be pretty at Yeah, it took
• 17:02
  Speaker 15: me months to rehearse. Yeah, what's just saying that badly?
• 17:05
  Speaker 15: Let his face with Dylan kind of set the standard,
• 17:07
  Speaker 15: like you have to be you have to shallow it up.
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: The Bear I keep hearing about. Is this something that
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I would enjoy?
• 17:14
  Speaker 16: No?
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: So boring? Keep hearing comedy. It's not a comedy at all.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: It's funny a kitchen like, right, it's a restaur restaurant.
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: I'll give it first season, all right?
• 17:26
  Speaker 17: Cool?
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: It was interesting.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: You heard the second season blows. After that first season blows.
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: Dude, why am I still watching?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: Always.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Sonny did a parody of it this year where they
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: were like, why aren't we screaming because we're in a kitchen.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Why don't have to do that? I don't know, It's
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: just what we do. Yeah. It acts like it's an
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: important exactly, and it's they're making sandwich blame Anthony.
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, Well, if you do want to see
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: this Bruce Springstein movie, it's called, oh you know, Greg Canas,
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: called Deliver Me from Nowhere. It's out October twenty fourth. No,
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: get your countdown clock, all right, Josh harten it now
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: you you watched a movie with him just recently, right,
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: he was a trap.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I wanted to be good too, And of course
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: its it's just a show for his daughter.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Who played the big singer.
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: I didn't know, okay, okay, that's right.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: He's in Canada and he got in a car accident
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: guys with the Canadian police officer and he was hit.
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: He was in suv. It was around one am. Now
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: when this story initially got reported, they said it was the.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Cops fault, but I heard the cop t bone.
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: The latest update is they just don't know how it happened,
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: and they're asking the public for footage of the accident. So,
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: but like you, Greg, I saw it was all the
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: police people. Yeah, but the most recent stories on it
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: is they are looking for footage, so I know they're
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: trying to backtrack on that one. Also, another person got
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: in a car accident. That would be honey boo boo.
• 18:55
  Speaker 13: Guys.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: Yes, she got t boned and she got t bone
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: on her side. She was driving and she got hit
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: by a twenty three year old who was that?
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess she is old enough.
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just weird, right, you know what I'm saying,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Like you have a frame of reference on somebody, so
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter you have to stop it for some
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: people to go to stop and think, oh wait, you're right,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Like that's like see, I would think she's thirty. Yeah, really,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: she don't have a kid yet. I was surprised. Yet
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: give it the minutes, he asked.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: She's trying to get through college, guys. But yeah, she
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: got hit by some kid that wasn't paying attention.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Oh you want to give her a baby?
• 19:35
  Speaker 13: I know?
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: Right? All right, now, did you hear about this? I've
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: never heard this before, But apparently Michael Jackson, he smelled,
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: he's stunk.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: I saw that.
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Lionel Richie just recently did.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Envy and said that he looks like a guy who
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: would shower multiple times a day, doesn't he. Yeah, Jackson,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I think he would be a germophote because for everybody else,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: because he has so much makeup that he would never shower.
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's true. Well, Lena Richie said that complicated clothing.
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: Quincy Jones and Nick Tame nicknamed him smelly. Now Liono
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: says that Michael Jackson wasn't really into going and buying clothes.
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: He would just wear random stuff constantly from his tour
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: or from his costume department, so it was kind of smelly.
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: Or he said he would just pick up random clothes
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: from just people. When he needed a pair of pants,
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: he would just pair.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Of pants, whichever a pair of pants the kid left
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: on the Sigendi. Yeah.
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: I also saw on this too in that interview that
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: Michael Jackson wasn't really offended by it because he was like, oh,
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: I guess I haven't really noticed I haven't showered in
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: a couple of days.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: Like he wasn't He didn't even like keep trying to
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: give it.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: It sounds almost like his nose doesn't work properly. Have
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: an incredible sense of smell because there was no nose.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: Just an open yeah yeah, just straight to the face you.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: See on a skeleton. It's just those yeah.
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: Well it was cavity those, yeah, but not really into
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: wearing clean clothes apparently, and he spelled.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: He's another one where every once in a while, like
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: a Michael Jackson song comes on somewhere and oh yeah,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: he's dead. Same with he though, same with Whitney Houston. Yeah,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: oh yeah yeah. And then I hear honey Boobu his name,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh yeah, she's like seven right, all right,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: time for your birthdays. Showday. We're gonna shiverday.
• 21:16
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• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Shiverday, and you know you don't do birthday. I keep
• 21:22
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• 21:24
  Speaker 2: The celebrities Doctor Jennifer Melfi on Sopranos, Lorraine Brocco, Oh,
• 21:30
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• 21:37
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• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Kelly Rippa is fifty five today. Eprin Ramirez, who is
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Patro in Napoleon Dynamite, is fifty two. Yeah, Efrin Ramirez,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: this is okay. Now this is weird. Efren Ramirez is
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: older Patro from a Napoint older than Paul Tittle Junior
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: from American Chopper. Really so I would have never guessed.
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: That, like that movie came out.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Paul Tittle Junior is fifty one. Then you got
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: to remember Tiffany from the eighties. Yeah, Thursday, that's the
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: biggest y. And then she's like Playboy and yeah, yeah,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: lives in Nashville. Now, yeah, Tiffany is fifty four years old.
• 22:19
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• 22:56
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• 23:01
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• 23:07
  Speaker 2: thirty years old today? That the porter of birthday, your
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: celebrity birthdays, and that is a Thursday morning. Look at
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: what's happening around the world of entertainment here on the
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Wood Show. All right, well it's a Thursday morning, it
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: is a pre Friday. Sammy's traveling this weekend. We were
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: we were talking about that, but I think you're gonna
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: be vibe with the TSA. How about we combined traveling
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: and nudity. You love some good nude news of course.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Huh nude airways? Yeah, cops had to deal with this
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: guy at the airport who decided to lounge around the
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: terminal naked. How did that last for more than ten seconds?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: According to the report, he was just sitting there hog out,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: no shame until somebody confronted him, at which point he
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: tried to cover up, I mean sort of. When the
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: cops showed up, he was still half committed to the out,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: but he was sitting in the chair with his belt unbuckled,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: and when they asked him for the ID, he said nah,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: and he tried to make a run for it. They
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: chased him outside, and then once he realized he wasn't
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: getting away, he bawled up his fist and he tried
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: to fight them. He was taken down to the ground
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: and then off to jail, first degree sexual assault, assault
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: in general, and then just resisting arrest, charged with with
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: You gotta be a whole new level of delusional if
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: you think you're going to run away from anything at
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: an airport. Yeah, yeah, come on. Yeah. Some other nude news,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: we got people drunk and mostly naked in public. It's
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: a guy in Florida who was wandering around a parking
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: lot wearing only a T shirt, no pants, no and
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: greg holding two bottles of wine. Hell yeah, and along
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: with a beer, basically the unofficial uniform for rock Bottom. Right,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: So the cops they asked him for his name. He
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: claimed to be Charles Dickens, yes as in the nineteenth
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: century British novelist. Spoiler alert, not his real name. His
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: real name was Vincent Conrad and he was arrested and
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: taking the jail some some nude news. I love that
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: in San Francisco they don't care. Yeah, yeah, because literally
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: perfectly legal. Just don't smoke a cigarette. When we went
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: to Austin, my buddy Riz he ended up seeing some
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: crazy naked lady on the street. Remember, Yeah, he said,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: there's like like this black woman was freaking out, totally naked,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: had the toe, running around screaming.
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: But that might have been like a drug situation maybe.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: But when I lived in but I never see anything
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: interesting really. But like when I lived in San Francisco,
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: there was like the naked guy with his walking stick daily.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: It was like locally famous.
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but then there was that remember that, there was
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: that corner Greg where all the naked guys like sat
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: and drink coffee every single day.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Don't I don't see this kind of stuff. I don't
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: s's and flashers, none of that. I haven't you and
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I have not.
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: It's because you're you're, you're, you're up. Just you're you're
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: too late and too early when you're out in the
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: streets the work and stuff.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: In generally, I've traveled a ton. It's like it's all
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: the traveling I've done in my life, right, and I've
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: been in so many airports. I spent a lot of
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: time in airports. I've never seen anybody fighting at the
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: airport or getting in those scribbs they start throwing the
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: things that hold the line.
• 26:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, I saw that recently where some guy
• 26:16
  Speaker 9: got up sitting waiting and nothing was going on, just
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: got up and started screaming, you dumb bill.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I never see that. I fly spirit just to
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: see somethingget that. I get to ask that I see
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: somebody masturbating, right, like I find the spirit have I
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: never get any All I get is on time flights
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: and friendly staff. Yeah, like yeah, yeah, I never get
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: I never get Yeah no, like in person red neck news,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I never get any of that. I'll see a flasher.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I don't care. You never seen.
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: I'm not calling the cops.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Eight seven what's the what's the craziest thing you've witnessed
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: while you've traveled? Or that when you know, on a
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: plane or airport or whatever, found a dead body? Yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: oh that's right. Yeah was that the like the parking lot?
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah that yeah, yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
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  Speaker 2: for a politically correct world. On this pre Friday, She's
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  Speaker 2: where was a Where's that one?
• 27:29
  Speaker 14: It was?
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: It was funny. There was like two right in a row.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Someone not happy with melic the broh.
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, here we go, miserable people again.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Five to six two. I can't believe the show is
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: still doing the menace birthday month, same old boring contest.
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: I get it, your life sucks. I understand that you
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: don't have to take it out on me.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Also, like again, we've said this a million times. We
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: got it. We can't possibly, even in the perfect world,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: we could never please all the people all the time. No,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: can't be down. Yeah, so we've kind of give up
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: on that dream.
• 28:01
  Speaker 13: Now.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: The thing is, we're the only ones who are required
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: to be here, so the public service announcement. We are
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  Speaker 2: Everybody else you it's like in a privileges at an
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  Speaker 5: Your hands been stamped coming out like we would love.
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  Speaker 2: like if you want to punch out and then you
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  Speaker 2: eighty seven. Let us know your fifty thoughts. I'd love
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: to hear it, Gina Grad. What are the Thursday morning headlines?
• 28:44
  Speaker 18: Oh?
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Baseball playoffs continued yesterday, and the Dodgers are moving on
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: to the divisional round after beating the Reds last night,
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: despite the bullpen looking not just so great again.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's just how they are.
• 28:55
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Well, Game one of Dodgers Phillies is Saturday. All the
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: game one loser is from the other wild card series.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: We're able to get the wins yesterday to tie up
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: their series. The Yankees beat the Red Sox, the Guardians
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: beat the Tigers, and the Padres beat the Cubs. All
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: of those deciding game threes happened later today.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I don't like these best of threes. Yeah, it's too short. Really,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: what it's too short? Long enough? You know, I'm saying,
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: do it, do it best of five? Okay, do a
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: best of five in this in this round, the one
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: game playoff, I hate, I hate this three game things shocking. Yeah,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's okay. So think the
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Yankees and the Blue Jays, right, they were tied for
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: the AL East, and so one of those teams, which
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: being the Yankees, you know, they go in this what
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: they had a great season and now you're in the
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: wildcart and you have a best of three. I don't know.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I just think so too in a row. It's built
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: more hockey, Basketball, baseball, all those sports are built more
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: for the series. Right, Yeah, like football, I get you
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: can't do it best like everybody will be dead by
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: the time you get to the super Bowl, right, But yeah,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I don't. I think it's just too short. Well, that
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: next round is five, right, best of five? Division round? Now,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I think is the division round. I think changed it.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I think because the NLCS ALCS the best of seven
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: World Series best a seven. You might be right, I
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: think it might be division round. The second one is five. Yeah,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I will look it up, as Gina continues to tell
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: us what's happening in the rest of the news.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: But but I was just going to say, it's not
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: an issue. All you gotta do is win, you know,
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: try harder.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Well, we are in day two of the government shut
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: down since Congress just can't agree on a budget best
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: of five. Oh, there you go. Republicans and Democrats are
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: blaming each other. There's no deal in sight. President Trump
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: thinks we should use this time with the shutdown to
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: cut federal jobs, and officials are also warning that layoffs
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: could start very soon. Some programs like Social Security will
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: keep running, but it is going to be bare bones
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: over there. And federal courts will stay up and running
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: through October seventeenth, but that could get messed up if
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: attorneys get furloughed. So judges show up and there's nobody there.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, don't try to go to the Washington Monument.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: It's closed.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're not allowed to see it.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: And I think it's the Is it the Smithsonian? I
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: know Congress is closed by the Smithsonian is staying open
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: until like Monday, but then then they have a funding
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: issue as of Monday, so then I think they close
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: on Monday, So the.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: Trip's getting canceled.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: Going check the check over at the Smithsonian.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's hard to believe. Yeah, Well, the Senate is
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: expected to try again with new funding votes on Friday,
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: so we'll see what happens there. Late last night, at
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: LaGuardia Airport in New York, two Delta Airline jets collided
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: with each other at low speeds while taxing out on
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: the tarmac. One jet was headed to the runway for
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: departure and it's wing clipped the nose of the other
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: jet that was heading to the gate for arrival. There's
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: a good amount of damage to the nose of the
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: arriving jet, with the pilots saying there's also some damage
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: to the windscreens. A flight attendant suffered minor injuries. She
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: was taking the hospital excuse me just in case, and
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: Delta says they're working with authorities who are investigating how
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: this happened. And it's it's kind of funny because you know,
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: when you hear about a collision in the air, that's terrifying,
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: but when you hear of like a traffic accident on
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: the ground.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: How does that even happen. I have no idea. I
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: mean I know only one close. But still but still
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: it's like, especially on these big airliners, Yeah, there are
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: there's the ramp workers who are guiding the plane, right. Yeah,
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: they got people behind into into the taxiwaying, Yeah, guiding,
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: and so I mean unless it was out on the
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: actual taxiways, and in that case it's just the pilots
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: having no idea. You know how people don't know where
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: the corners of their car right, the same same kind
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: of thing, not realizing where the tips of the wings are.
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: Like do they have backup cameras on those things?
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: No? Because the planes, you know, they're they're not throwing
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: it in reverse.
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, but I mean still rough.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: What do do you know what all the little orange
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: cone signs mean?
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: You do?
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll do them.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, i'd like yeah, the radio.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Off the air?
• 32:53
  Speaker 18: Okay.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Well. Legendary primatologist and conservationalist Jane Goodall passed away at
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: ninety one years old.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I know the name, I don't know what.
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: The yeah, entire life.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, I know the name. I don't know why I
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: tell you.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: She was an actress. She became famous for groundbreaking research
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: with the chimps after she showed the world that they
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: have personalities and emotions, they use tools, and beyond her science,
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: she built a global movement with her institute and youth programs,
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: and was also a U N Messenger of Peace. Before
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: she died, she said she hopes her legacy is giving
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: young people hope and a sense of empowerment. She trained
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: the chip, well, they say she trained the chip. She
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: studied the chimps. She talked to them, Yeah, in sign language.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: They loved her.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool. It was weird. I think you probably
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: do know her, but maybe.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: She's been famous in your entirely.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I told you I recognized the name, but I couldn't
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: tell you what she was famous for.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: Now you can't.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: I would have never even said I would have not
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: even been able to come up with chimps. Really, yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: I would bet good money that you you in school
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: saw a movie with her.
• 34:02
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe he had to, Yeah, or twenty of them?
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well former, so you think you can dance Winter
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Joshua Allen died suddenly in one of the scariest ways possible.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: According to his family, Alan was hit by a train
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: and killed pretty much instantly. There's no other details about
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: what happened or what he was doing by a train,
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: but the family's asking for privacy right now. And friends
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: in the dance community were stunned and called him a
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: very honest, very real person played by his own roles
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: and that's why you won. And he was thirty six
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: years old.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: That's super sad. But I got to be consistent getting
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: hit by a train unless it's on purpose.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: But like, couldn't a train come through the studio right now?
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: They could? Yeah, you never know where they're going to be.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: Was he in a car or just they don't want
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: to give any details.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Sounds like it was on purpose.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, schools in Minnesota have launched an investigation in
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: a very twenty one drum Street kind of way after
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: they found out that one of their students isn't who
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: he said he was. According to them, they discovered that
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: a twenty two year old guy had somehow enrolled in
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: the school using a fake ID, and the only reason
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: they found out was because they got an anonymous tip
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: about it. And parents are pissed at the school because
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: they think the only reason he could have been there
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: in the first place was to, you know, get with
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: the female students.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the case or if it's
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: just like he wanted to see if he could do it. Yeah,
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: but I wonder if I can pull this off.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: But I was thinking maybe it's like a cross between
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: like twenty one Jump Street and they departed, Like, look,
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: if you get caught, you're on your own. But we
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: need you to infiltrate them because.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Nobody stealing these tests. Nobody wants to go to school.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: It's got to be one of those I'm gonna see
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: if I can do it. I'm gonna see if I
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: can unless you know, you want to play for a team. Yeah,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: here are some concerned parents talking about the guy white Bear.
• 35:41
  Speaker 10: They just feel very unsafe and they were really hurt
• 35:44
  Speaker 10: by it.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: I think we'll be having some pretty tough conversations.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Touted it happen, Okay, Like can we nothing actually happened? Right,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: So there's a person who enrolled in the school, but
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: like they didn't attack anybody and nothing. Now you feel unsafe.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: He's literally doing his homework.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like nothing had happened, patients, How did it happen?
• 36:01
  Speaker 19: My first initial reaction, I wasn't quite sure what to
• 36:04
  Speaker 19: think because it's like, how does a twenty two year
• 36:06
  Speaker 19: old get into school?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: It just doesn't seem real.
• 36:08
  Speaker 19: People need to be aware that there is a predator,
• 36:10
  Speaker 19: not only in our neighborhood, but at our children's school.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: You never know who you're with. And why did this
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: man have access to all these students?
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I mean those are good questions, yeah, like how does
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: that happen?
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: But it's hard to take seriously when someone's like, oh,
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know how he got into this school by
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: gush by gully, Like the accents are pretty thick with
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: the Minnesotans. This dude was arrested and they're investigating. We'll
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: let you know what they find out.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Well, he could just use the excuse if it was
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: an experiment, Yeah, and just seeing if it happens now
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: we know well.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Over in Florida, a seventeen year old kid had been
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: looking people have been looking for him after he sent
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: his parents a text that he'd been kidnapped by a
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: group of Hispanic guys. Authorities put out an Amber alert
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: for the teen, and his family even posted on social
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: media that they're praying for a safe return, and their
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: prayers were answered because he was found the next day.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: But that's not the end of the story. Griff made
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: announcement that the entire kidnapping was made up. Oh good, Yeah,
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: according to them, the dumb ass bought a bike and
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: rode off after leaving his truck abandoned on the highway.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: And on top of that, he shot himself in the
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: leg just to the.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Girls loser, so on purpose shot himself, not even accidentally, even.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: Plexico Burus, he did it on purpose.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: What a dumb ass.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: You've got to make it believable.
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: Jesse of Florida.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Small As, Oh no, I think that was all proven.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: It was an empire.
• 37:34
  Speaker 20: Empire, which is the only reason that documentary and people
• 37:37
  Speaker 20: are like, I think he got railroad.
• 37:41
  Speaker 11: But the way it ends, because I watched it, it's
• 37:43
  Speaker 11: like you kind of decide for yourself and it leaves
• 37:45
  Speaker 11: and open in.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Question for yourself.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: I love Topicganda documentary.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Of course, you know so much evidence and who is
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Targetingesse small As.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, this story gets even trickier because the cops
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: want to interview this kid in press charges, but because
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: he's a minor, the parents won't let him talk to
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: the cops.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, perfect, We were just having a conversation about this.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: We were just having a conversation about how you get
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: in trouble and you know your parents now because you
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: talk to teachers, you talk to anybody who deals with
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: other people's kids. Now the parents don't have your back.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: They are trying to wiggle away to get justify or
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: to get the kid off the hook or not my kid,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: and how they try to turn it around on the
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: person who's the authority figure or whatever, you know, situation
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: school cops, whatever. We would have been dead meat. We
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: would have been like, yeah, right, I didn't even want
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: to go home if I knew I was in trouble. Yeah,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Like even the in the old DJ Jazzy Jeff and
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: the Fresh Prince parents just don't understand, Like I'd rather
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: be in jail than to have my father hit me,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Like like nobody this is this is exact a long time.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: But so your kid just made up this whole kidnapping thing.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: There is an amber alert, cops are looking for him.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Dumbass shoots himself, go through all this stuff. No you
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: can't talk, and you're telling the no you can't talk
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: to him, my baby, I'd be like, hey, can I
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: get you a coffee. Yeah, you want to sit here
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: right here in our kitchen table, please, Dad's chair away.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Would you like to get the car battery so you
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: can look it up by the kids, terrogate the crap
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: out of him. Let's go waterboard. What do we get
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: one of the whatever you want?
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: That's what's going on.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: All right, Thank you very much, dianag that we were
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: just so funny. We were just talking about that. Yeah, man,
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I wish I had those parents. I wish I had
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: hot young teachers. Dude, right, kids? Now have it made?
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Hot young teachers parents who never believe anything that you
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: did was bad. You have the Internet, You have you know,
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: video games where you don't have to be in the
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: same room to play video games with your friends. I mean,
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: what a life?
• 40:00
  Speaker 13: So good?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: What don't they have? God? Eight seven seven, just ugly
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: jealousy on my part. You can hit us up with
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: the text over to two to nine eight seven more woody.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Show is next, babies, Jake, I have a conversation with
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: the person next to you who's also starting traffic. How's
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• 40:15
  Speaker 12: We'll be right back they show Morgan.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Are you ready?
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: Oh my god?
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: I was born for this moment, right here, y'all.
• 40:23
  Speaker 11: Don't know this. I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.
• 40:27
  Speaker 12: I'm happy day.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Let's oh Woody, Woody Woody, Sure all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah,
• 40:36
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• 40:52
  Speaker 5: I had questions or whatever, question or whatever from Gina.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, let's go to Jinigra.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: Thank you, long time, first time quick question. Well, a
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: lot of questions for you. Actually, I just finished a
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: couple of those documentaries on those like Outward Bound, like Survival,
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: Bad Kids Schools.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Troubled teen Industry. I saw, Man, what was
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: the one that was on Netflix? I forget the name
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: of it. No, it's not the Pariseldon Ones. Another one
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: because the girl who did it, who did the documentary,
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: she was being sued by one of the people involved
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: and the case got thrown out.
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: Oh really, something ink to torture or was it hell
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: Camp teen Nightmare?
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a bunch of them.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: It wasn't hell Camp teen nightmare because I did a program.
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: Just like that. This camp sucks.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Sorry for whatever I did.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Get let me let me let me look it up. Anyway.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: I watch those and I'm currently listening to a podcast
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: called Something Was Wrong. And this season's all about these
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: little camp schools. Yeah, and every episode is so horrible,
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: and I keep thinking, like, did what he experience all
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: of the stuff that these guys experienced. I have no
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: idea because I know that it sucked, and I know
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: that you didn't want to be there, but like there's
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: some specific stuff that I have to ask you.
• 42:09
  Speaker 12: Is that?
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: So? Is your question? Did I go to any of
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: the specific schools that are in these documentaries?
• 42:14
  Speaker 16: No?
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, because I know there's a ton of them around,
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: but like, like, which ones did.
• 42:18
  Speaker 13: You go to?
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: All Right? So the first one I went to was
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Mount Bachelor Academy Count Bachelor, and that was in Oregon,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: in central Oregon, just outside of Prineville, Oregon, which is,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: you know, a small town, but then you go twenty
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: six miles east of that into the Ochcode National Forest. Oh,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: and that's where this school was. Okay, So I was there,
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: and then from there I got sent to. It was
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: a desert survival.
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: That that.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, So if you watched Hell Camp, yep that this
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: next place it was called sus Southern Utah Wilderness School.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: That is Hell Camp. I mean, it's the exact same
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I watched that. I go, oh my god, it was
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: like watching like an old home movie because I I
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: did all all that. I saw all of that. The
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: only difference was when I was at a place like that,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: it was snow was everywhere because it was the middle
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: of winter. It was in the middle of the Great
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Basin Desert. Was shown Idaho Southern Utah Winter School. All
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: these places, by the way, are no longer in operation.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: So Mount Bachelor Academy got shut down by the State
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: of Oregon. It got shut down by the state of Oregon.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Southern Utah wood in a school got shut down. I
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: forget exactly what the circumstances were around that. And then
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: from there I went back to Mount Bachelor and I
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: was there for a while longer, and then from there
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: ended up going to a place in Alabama outside of
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Huntsville in the Paint Rock Valley.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, how many years total were you?
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: This is this? This is my high school so like
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: when we talk about high school stuff or your homecoming anyway, Yeah,
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: so I never had. That's why I never had. We
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: talked about my first problem was the Wooden Show prom.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: He had prom, didn't have the homecoming, didn't have didn't
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: get my my driver's license. Till I was eighteen. I
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: was out of these programs, like all these things, all
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: these normal things that and that's why it's so important
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: for me for my kids. I want them to go
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: to school in one place. I want them to like
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: live in the same house and have all their same
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: friends and whatever in one place. So even if I
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: got fired from this job today, you're saying, I'm staying
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: till my kids get through high school.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: But weren't these camps expensive camps?
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: The camp sounds fun.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: What do you call it?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: They're they're schools, they're boarding schools.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: I don't feel like there's much learning there that I don't.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: The actual school stuff in a classroom. You do have work,
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: of course, everything you have a at school, Like there
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: are academics, because.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: The ones I've been listening to like, we did minimal academics.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Oh it's it's pretty men. I mean yeah, I mean
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: minimal it's not what you think when you think of
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: like going to school. It's just it's it's just very different.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: But you're living there, okay, and then you're there with
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: all these other kids, and everybody's there for different reads.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Now people think, oh, boarding school, and they're picturing these
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: preppy we're playing like you know, polo and horses and
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. It's not like that at all. These
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: are These are all kids who had been having problems
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: either at home, family issues, different things like that. I
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: was a super class con Did I do stupid stuff,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: as Sea Bass loves the point, I did. I did.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: I did a lot of dumb stuff. I was a
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: young boy growing up in New Jersey and getting into
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: stupid stuff.
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: And but yeah I was not like did you ever
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: get arrested?
• 45:17
  Speaker 16: No?
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: No, And I never touched a drop of alcohol, never
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: touched any drug whatsoever. And the first thing I ever
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: did that was quote illegal as far as like drug.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I smoked marijuana when I was thirty years old living
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: in San Francisco, remember where it was like a bigger
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: crime to spit on the sidewalk. So like, yeah, like
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: not not anything crazy, but the some of the kids
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: that were there I mean there were girls there who
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: had been like, you know, prostituting themselves before they went there.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: You know, kids who had attempted suicide a number of times.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: There were kids who were major drug dealers or busted
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: for grand theft, auto busted for a number of things. Yeah,
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: and you know they just super hardcore like emotional health problems.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: But if you told people like I don't belong here,
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: they'd be like, yeah, you and everybody else.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean I was like, I don't understand where
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: I fit in here. Yeah, I said that a number
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: of times.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, So question about that because on some of these
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: others you have to write like confessional letters to your
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: parents and like tell them all this.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Bad stuff you did.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Did they ever encourage you to make stuff up?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Or like, I don't think that's everything they do. Yeah,
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: they Well, at the Mount Bachelor Academy school, it's like
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: all these things have programs. So you do have school greg,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: so you go to like a math class and a
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: science class and you have things like that. But also
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: part of your quote curriculum as being a student at
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: these schools. Yeah, an inmate, when we talk about these documentaries,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: that's what these people talk about you leave so no, no,
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: like the Mount Bachelor Academy, they call them life steps
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: and they're like these but what do they call them
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: sessions or you know, there's a word it's escaping me
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: but seminar thank you. And they'll go on sometimes for
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: like two days and there's no sleep. You don't sleep
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: for two days and you barely eat, and they kind
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: of break you down emotionally and they get you to
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: confess to all these things that you have done, the
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: you know that hurt your family or hurt your friends,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: and you write all this stuff down and you're supposed to.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's crazy stuff. It's it's like I
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: wish you have to experience it to really be able
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: to uh, to be able to relay it to others.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: And you would never I don't think you could ever
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: truly fully kind of comprehend.
• 47:29
  Speaker 13: It was.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: It was a wild time, man. It was what is staff?
• 47:33
  Speaker 13: Like?
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Are they young old? Are they mostly younger? There's always
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: like a couple like maybe older one not like old old,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: but like older, but like a lot of them are younger.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: And they're just like tackling kids.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, what Mountpatrick Academy did not do what they
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: would call physical restraints. Mount Patrick Academy did not do that,
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: but the Souss program, the Southern Utah Wilderness School did,
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: and then three springs in Alabama. Certainly, Yeah, it's Bama, dude,
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: and it I mean, I mean I saw and you know,
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I witnessed crazy herd crazy things. No, because I wasn't
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: dumb enough.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: At Southern Utah Wilderness School, I was just getting to
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: the program. I ended up. I told you, I got
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: frost bited in all ten of my toes because you're
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: out in the middle of the desert, and like my
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: socks got wet and there was no way to recover
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: from that and feet ended up freezing it. So got
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: taken to the hospital and I thought my feet out
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: like it was like it was a whole thing. It
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: is why I don't camp now, because like these schools
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: are all in the middle of nowhere. It's all I mean,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: it's not glamping. It's rough in it. I steel fire
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: bow drill fires.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: If I saw leef, I would go back.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, so this is why I don't camp.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: This is why I hate wilderness. The idea of hiking
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: f that there's watched watch these documentaries like my my
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: wife can't even because I watched them all you did, Yeah,
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: and it was weird. It was like I had a
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: really weird response to a couple of them because I
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: was so happy when I got out of the last
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: one I was at was Three Springs in Alabama, and
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: I went to go uh do the my senior year
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: of high school back home in Pittsburgh, graduated from there,
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: lived with my grandfather, and I was just so happy
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: to be out of those programs. Yeah, of course that
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I think. I just kind of like it was like
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: an iron door, shut it and then forgot about it
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: for the longest time because I was just like, let's
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: move forward, get me out of here. And within a
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: couple of weeks I had an internship at a radio station,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: BE ninety four in Pittsburgh, and then from there, like
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: within a year, I was on the air at a
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: radio station. And I've never looked back and here I
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: am right.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: So, so what was your response to seeing those It
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: was like you got like this kind of.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know, this like not a it was just
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: like a like a nauseous kind of queasy, not kind
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: of like oh God, because like it just you start
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: remembering other things and just how miserable you were. And
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's crazy. You know. Even Mount Batchery,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: even though they didn't do that physical restraints, a lot
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: of the staff was very nice. They were there were
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: they were good people. There was a couple of people
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: now that I still consider like, you know, I would
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: consider them a friend. Every once in a while, I
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: kept it in touch. This one guy who was like
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: the mean dude who would like to be the contact
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: my parents, and he kind of fell off the off
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: the grid here in the last handful of years. But
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: like I I truly, I truly love that guy.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: That's so interesting because on a lot of these things
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: in the podcast I'm listening to, like those are the
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: most manipulative people because they would tell the parents they're
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: going to try to manipulate you.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: All that stuff, by the way, is completely true, and
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: the program is set up that way and and and
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: different things. But like this one particular guy I think
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: is a really good dude. And I man, I have
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I have so many stories. I've told a couple of
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: the stories on the air. But yeah, I mean, just
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: when when you are in those programs and you watch
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: these things, there's no way to really understand. But also
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: watching these things, I can tell you this too. Some
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: of these kids are super high drama, you know, And
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: that was one of the maybe that's one of the
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: reasons I'm so sensitive to people who are drama because
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: these kids, oh my god, everything was a crisis, everything
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: was whatever. So I lived the same stuff they lived, right,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: I went through the same things they witnessed, or I
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: lived the same way that they had to live, did
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: the same things they had to do. And I'm watching this,
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: I'm going, oh god, you're kind of being a big
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: baby about this, like did it suck? It sucked? It sucked,
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: But you're you're being but you're also an extra. You're
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: really playing this up. And maybe because it's for the
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: documentary and things like that. There were some awful things
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: that happened, you know, And it didn't happen while I
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: was there, but after I left and went to one
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: of the other places. There was a kid at Mount
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Bachelor Academy who hung himself out in the woods. There
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: a couple a couple of suicide things, the desert survival thing.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: There was that one on hell Camp they talked about
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: the kid who died. Yeah, that stuff happens, man, I
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: mean you know, yeah, you were out there in the
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: wilderness and it is a survival thing.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: So like if you just decided you didn't want to
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: walk anymore, would they drag you?
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: So that's real.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah, living situation like a cabin is it camp?
• 52:20
  Speaker 21: Like?
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Is it one on one?
• 52:22
  Speaker 13: Is it?
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Do you have your own room? What's that? You're in
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: a dor Mount Bachelor Academy. There was a series of
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: dorms and there was about four to five kids, you
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: know boys, you know per dorm. You know, you were
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: just in there to sleep, sleep, and shower. That was
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: That's that was pretty much it.
• 52:39
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Three Springs was different. That was like a big kind
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: of cabin up on this like kind of mountain. It
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: to hike up to it. Uh, no electricity, you know, plumbing.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: The only light was I told you once before, there
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: was like just it was it was a car battery
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: and there was a wire and there was a light
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: bulb literally dangling from the ceiling and then you'd have
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: to somebody had to go and clamp the the you
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: know things onto the battery to get the lights come on. Yeah,
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: and so it was Uh, it was, like I said,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: not even like roughing it, which is yeah, beyond that place,
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: it was like being homeless.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: I think that place and the Seus's place were probably
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: as far as like just egregious violations of you know,
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: you know, abuse, like abuse and things like that. I
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: think those two places and I have nothing good to
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: say about any staff member at those other two places.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: And it's a very short list from Mount Bachelor Academy
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: of people I think who are literally like like legitimately
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: good people.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Would you ever get in on like a class action
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: suit or I mean they're all closed.
• 53:37
  Speaker 12: With all that.
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: With all that said, yeah moved on. Do you think
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: some kids other than you, because you said that these
• 53:44
  Speaker 7: kids did some pretty crazy stuff, do you think they
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: got out and say, you know what, I never want
• 53:50
  Speaker 7: to go back there ever again. And they did go
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: on the right path?
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, could it have been helpful in any way? Yeah,
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: you squinted past the horrible stuff.
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you say it was so horrible. I mean I
• 53:59
  Speaker 7: never want to go back to her again. I mean,
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: it doesn't really work a lot with people that go
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: to prison because they end up going back.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Here's what I got out of it. I mean I
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: got out of it confidence in myself that I can
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: handle some pretty anything pretty That's why i'm you know,
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: people always say to me, like, dude, you are one speed.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: And so even in pressure situations or where there's like
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: people are kind of I'm I'm just kind of have.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: A low resting pulse.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you. That's a good skill to Yeah, And I
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: think it's because of that stuff. It's like, all right, well,
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: I can figure this out, and I think I've gotten
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: a lot of confidence out of that in myself that
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: I'll be okay and I can look out for myself.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you've already been through it, right.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Well, and because there's nobody else there. You have none
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: of your friends there, you have none of your family.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: That In fact, when you go to Mount Bachelor, for example,
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: like you can get there on December twenty sixth, right,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: the rule is the next year, when Christmas rolls around,
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: you have to spend it on campus at the school.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: You can't go home. So your first holidays or whatever,
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: even if you got there the day after the next holiday,
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: you are on campus. You don't go home. Uh, there
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: is no contact with your friends back home, no writing them,
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: no calling them. Uh, there is no television, there's no radio,
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: there's no music. You can't have you know at the time,
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: there's no like no radio, is no walkman, no any
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: of that kind of stuff.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: Do you still talk to any of the kids that every.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Once in a while one of them will text into
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: the show or hit us up on social media and yeah,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: I mean I go, oh, I remember this one kid, Oliver,
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: I guess works in film now. But anyway, and this
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: other kid Ari, yeah cup every once in a while,
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: like somebody will will will hit us up. But all
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: the letters, if you write a letter to you know,
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: it had to be someone on on a list that
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: was approved by not only the people at the school,
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: but approved by your parents that you could contact. So
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: even like answer uncles, you can't just write a letter
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: to uncle, you know, Uncle Greg. It would have to
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: be on the approved list. And then they read everything
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: before it goes out. They read everything that comes in.
• 56:00
  Speaker 16: Uh.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: If you're on a phone call to your parents, you
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: got a one once a week phone call to your
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: parents for ten minutes. Ten minutes, Yes, there was somebody
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: there in a minute you started saying anything that would
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: they would consider to be manipulative of anything that was
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: against the program, against the school or what click hung
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: up and then you lost your phone privileges for the
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: whole next week, and so like, yep, talk to you
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: in two weeks.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: This is prison. It was kind of worse.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: It was where the campus now for where Mount Bachelor
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Academy was is now I was taken over by like
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: some some couple and then it's like a retreat. I
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: think they use it for like church retreats.
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: Out there yea and things like that.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: You know, it's in operation. And and I've actually considered
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: going up there because I would I would like to
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: go back and see the place. Wow, and yeah, and
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: there they're always you know, uh they rented out and uh,
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: let you know these people come there, and and I
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: thought like, oh, well, you know what if I you know,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: if I make like some kind of donation, like would
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: they just let me kind of like walk around like
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: I want to go because they use the dorms for
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: you know, people who are staying there and go see
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: like the main buildings and some of the classroom buildings
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: just to see just to see where you know, things are.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: And I'm seeing questions on the text, what do you
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: how do you forgive your parents you believe? Do they
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: believe your experience? Uh? My mom won't talk about any
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: of this stuff, I think, I mean, and I don't know,
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't know how she feels, you know,
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: does she Is it because she regrets sending me there?
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Or is it because it's like she doesn't want to
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: argue with me? Because I'm not looking to argue, And honestly,
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: I'm not even really looking to talk about it. Like
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: I told you, I kind of I moved on and
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: I and I believe at the time because people go,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: well what I believe at the time that my mom
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: and my stepdad, because they're the ones who made the decision.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: I believe truly in my heart that they were doing
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: what they thought was the right thing. I think they were.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: I think they were wrongly influence by And there's a
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: couple of other people who were involved. There was like
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: an educational consultant, there was this other and so they
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: of course they get like almost like a finder's fee
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: for sending kids to these places, so they have their
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: own agenda and so yeah, and uh, I think they
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: were I think they really had the best intention. I
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: just think it was a bad I think it was
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: the wrong decision. I think it was a bad decision
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: even the time, and now in hindsight, it certainly was
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: and it sucked. And those documentaries are real, well they're
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: totally real. Take it from somebody in first hand experience.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: They are hell Camp is dead to real. Wow, absolutely
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent real. It's it's it's crazy, it's crazy.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: And I and I learned different things. I've also learned
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: not to trust people. I've learned to be cynical. This
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: is where I get my cynicism. There's a lot of
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: things that I am today that I don't think I
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: was or to the degree that I am today prior
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: to that.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: But did you did they tell you you were going
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: to they wake up in the middle of the night
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: like they're doing so many of those.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: Oh god, we got we got to take a break.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: We got to take a break.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: There's so many more questions.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll explain that when we come back. Yeah, because
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: for those who hadn't heard the story, I think it's
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: one of my more interesting stories from that time. And
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: it has to go along with that kind of thing.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: I've developed this new thing in my head that if
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: I go to the same place every day, the employees
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: at that place are going to go, oh god, he's
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: here again. You're so tortured, man.
• 59:31
  Speaker 13: I am.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: All right. So if you're uh, if you're interested, the
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: names of the documentaries that we were talking about, and
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: these are the schools, not specific schools, but the exact
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: same types of schools that I went to. Netflix has
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: the one it's called cons Cults and Kidnapping, and uh yeah,
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Consults and Kidnapping. I thought there was like a oh yeah,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: the program cons Calts and Kidnapping. There's that one.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: And then there's Hell Camp that's also on on Netflix.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: That's the one that is exactly it's one exactly the
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: same program and a rough lot that's the one that
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: I watched. That's the one that has First Hilton in there. Nope, Nope,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: that's she. She has a different documentary about where. Oh
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: call hell Camp something. Nope, let me teen torture maybe thirteen.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Uh uh hold on anyway, yeah, look, look look that up.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Let's not sit here and google it live. Hell Camp
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: is the one about the Desert Survivor program. Even though
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: it's not the same one I went to. Everything that
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: happened is exactly the same as the one I went to. Uh,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: and then the program cons cults and kidnapping. That uh,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: that that is very much like the one program. Not
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: about seventy seventy they'll call it seventy five percent. Okay,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: seventy seventy five percent. What was your question?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: Sorry, we gotta okay, So a lot they it seems
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: to be split between kids who were warned ahead of
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: time they were going and brought there by their parents.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: Are kids who were like surprise in the middle of
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: the night with like Rando's kidnaps.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, no, I know you're talking about. Okay, so
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: to get to the boarding school. I was not interested
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: in going to a school in Oregon because I was
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: living in New Jersey at the time, and I'm like, no,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: that's so far. I don't even I didn't honestly, I
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: didn't even know where organ was on the map. I
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: was like, I don't know how far the school is. Crap,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: you know. So anyway, I was lied to. I was
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: told that, hey, look we're just gonna go out there,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: We're gonna look at it, and if you don't like it,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: we're not going to make you stay there. Well I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: got there. They're like, nope, you don't go home. You
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: don't get to talk to your friends there. The radio
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: is a big thing for me, and music was a
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: big thing for me, and uh they said, nope, can't
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: listen to music, can't have a radio camp. But I'm like,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: no way. In the middle of the woods. I'm like
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: no way. And so we went back to the uh
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: to the admission office where the parents are meeting with
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: the I go, no, thank you, and they go, well,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: we've made a decision, we're enrolling you, and I full
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: lipped out. I threatened my parents, I believe, uh you know,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: told them I was going to go out of my
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: way to waste their money and make this miserable and
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: give them the headache of their life, which I ended up.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: That's that's that's where I started like doing like when
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: I was like hitchhiking to Seattle getting away from the school,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: I was doing all this stuff to really kind of
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: stick it to them because I knew how much that
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: school costs. I knew how much all this stuff. So
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: I got I got tricked into going there and then
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: and they.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: Like sign over their rights right, like we're not your
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: parents temporary, No you are, but.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, yeah, they get exact different. Anyways,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Then the middle of the night thing, yeah happened to
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: me because then I was going to the desert, the
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: hell camp place, and I was convinced like, oh, come over,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: you know, watch Monday night football at the house. Well,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: order some pizza. Everybody's just happy that you're safe because
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: I longer story. Anyway, So in the middle of the night,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: I'm asleep and someone just starts pounding on my forehead
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: like tap tap tap, get up a hole. Geez, flashlight
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: in my face. I'm like, you know, doing the squinty
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: eye kind of thing you see, like you know, people
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: who were in the hole. And I get I get
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: picked up, thrown on the ground, putting handcuffs, taken out
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: of the house, throwing the back of a Subaru, and
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: driven from central Oregon to Idaho to go to this
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: hell camp place. Now, these are two like off duty
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Prineville Police Department officers or whatever, who are then hired
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: to do this transportation service because they figured that I
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: was going to maybe like you know, try to run
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: or whatever. So my parents hired them to do this
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: whole thing, and that's where that stuff comes to. That
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: stuff does happen to the kids who they think I
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: might not want to go to these programs. They come
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the night, dragged out of your bed,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: thrown in a car, and then taking to one of
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: these schools. So you know that that part did happen
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: to me. But I told you the funniest, funniest, the
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: craziest stories. I get turned over. They turned me over
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: to the other guy's big tall, giant Texan named Ivan Pixley,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: and and he he, uh, you know, we drive and
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: we had a couple of days to kill before the
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: program started, and so we pull up to the hotel.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: He goes inside the check in. Uh. Later on that night,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: everybody's chilling, hanging out and pounding on the door. Open up.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 13: Now.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: He had a set of handcuffs that would go on
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: this apparatus that he had set up on the door
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: so that I couldn't like sneak out in the middle
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: of the night. So he goes and he goes, who boyse,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: police open up right now. And then he goes, hold on,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: let me get it. He couldn't even get the word handcuff.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: He goes, let me get the handcuff and then the
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: door comes off, the hinges boom, in rush all these
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: police officers. He's face down on the ground with a
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: gun to him by these cops. They all the other
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: ones come over, grab me, throw me over their shoulder,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: drag me out, put me into an suv. We go
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: about a mile down the road to like a staging
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: area they had set up. They go, what's going on here? Yeah,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: they go, what's going on here? And uh, and I
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: said no. He was hired by my parents to take
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: me to this program. He actually really costed. Where were
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: you guys, like three days ago when I had these
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: other two pricks? Yeah, because he was he was cool.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: So it turns out when we pulled up to the
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: hotel to check in, or the motel, because it's one
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: of those where the door goes the outside, Yeah, he
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: had me one arm handcuffed to the inside of the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: door of the cars. I wouldn't split. And somebody walked
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: by and saw a kid handcuffed to the inside of
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: a car. I thought I was being kidnapped. Called the police.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Apparently they had been watching us all afternoon and they
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: waited till nightfall to come and surprise, knock knock on
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: the door. Yeah. Yeah, So what's what's the name of
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: the parasholt one?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: So I looked at a Paris Hilton is in hell
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: Camp talking about her, you know, her experience. But she
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: also has another, uh like more in depth thing about
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: it called this is Paris that's available on YouTube.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: The other one was like hell Camp teen Nightmare.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Teen nightmare. Yeah, that's okay, teen nightmare. Hell Camp is
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: the Desert Survival one, right, right, isn't it called hell
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Camp teen nightmare?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: That is It's the same, that is it. She is
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: in that as well.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's the she I think she checks about
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: the Provo School in Provo, Utah.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, because that's where she went, which is owned by
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: the same company.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: That Yeah, they probably owned tomorrow.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: And we are into another new hour insensitivity trending for
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: a politically correct world. Good morning, and thank you for
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: being here. My name is whatdy? That's Greg Gory. We
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: got Menace, Hi, Gina Gred Hello, Sea Bass is here.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: We got Sammy Morgan. Good morning to you.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 11: Good morning.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: You can hit us up with the text over to
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: two two nine eight seven. All right, So coming up
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: this hour, we've got the glory Whole challenge. All right,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: So studio glory hole and uh, for those who don't
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: know what gloryhole it is at all, just google it.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: But we have a studio version, a big old hole.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Now instead of things that you would see a the
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: restop coming through that hole, it's going to be different items.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: The person on the receiving end will be blindfolded and
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: only using their face and their mouth. They have to
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: try to guess what the item is.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: Do that hole is so beat?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: How old is that? Now? Part is the aging of
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: the Yeah, what do they call that? With like a
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: cast as seasoned? Yeah, it's like a seasoned cast iron.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: Tell the story so weathered.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 16: Dry?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: I think when things dry, like a lot of times,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: grease turns. Yeah, you know what, I did see something
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: about why dog poop Now when it dries doesn't white
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: the headline? I didn't.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: They don't use the same like ground up bones or
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: calcium and dog food anymore.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that was the whole thing in step
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: brothers were like, uh, you know the playground fight with
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: the kids, they're all trying to beat him. Yeah, and
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: they were forced to get down there and the White Dog. Anyway,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: so we have the glory Hole, and we have a
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: theme for the items that are coming through the glory
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: Hole this time around, and it's a Fall theme.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 12: Fall.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: Look here, we are, here, we are. So now we
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: have to try to decide who's going to be on
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: the receiving end on the glory Hole. Now, there's a
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: couple of different ways we can do. If somebody can volunteer,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: do we have any volunteers.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 11: I'm going to volunteer, not because Sea Bass is sloppy
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 11: and he left the stuff out and I already saw it,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 11: so I'm just you already know.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: What it is.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: And I think it would be boring if I did
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: it because I was the most recent to.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: Do it, and I was the second most recent.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: This all makes sense. Say the other thing we can
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: hate Fall we can do like a vote. We can
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: do a vote, and I will I will throw out.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: I will throw out to everybody. I will pony up
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: one for every correct item.
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  Speaker 9: I think a vote is sort of irrelevant because it's
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 9: a thematically a Fall themed items and as Greg said,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 9: he hates Fall, hate it, and I know someone who
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 9: loves Fall though, and it's not Menace, that's his birthday month.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 9: That's irrelevant. It's Sammy.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: Oh does I do? And that's the thing that was
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: that the on butt chugging the pumpkin spice.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 10: Right, But I did do the Christmas one, and as
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 10: you recall, it was too easy for me.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: I nailed everything like five hundred bucks.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: It's like, I'm too good. We should find someone who
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: doesn't like it as much.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Like what year was that? So long ago? Like, honestly,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: what year was that was that? Like three?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: It would have been three years ago?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 17: Two?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: This Christmas three? I don't know.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 7: I think many moons ago.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: But I'm still covering from the last one.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Or Gina. It's definitely Sammy because Gina did it recently.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: I am offering one hundred dollars per correct. I'm throwing
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: that out there. Man, I don't want you because you're
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: boring and designed for you.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 9: You're already doing your birthday curated exactly because I love
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 9: the money.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: But this is why you lie.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 7: Shut my mouth pays off.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 10: It cannot be as bad as the last one that
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 10: I did, right.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Well, the Christmas one.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 17: You have to tell me that it's not you as festive.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 17: It was like it was like a fruit cake, eggnog
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 17: and then uh, and then and then the mouse dead.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: It was a feeder mouse. It was from like pets Mark.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: It was metically sealed, frozen, Yeah, it was. It was fuzzy.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 10: They're not sterilized.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: Just because it's package for food, not to put on
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: your face and you want something to eat. That's a
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: ghost of Christmas past.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 8: If there's something like that. Again, if you're putting dead
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 8: animals on my face, it's a hard.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Is there a dead animal?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 14: No?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 9: Oh, he says, well because you I don't want to
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 9: give away too much, but certainly, but many food items
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 9: are dead animals.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: Well, okay, that's a good point.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: All right, that's true. You eat chicken.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 12: Thank you.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I tell you what. We'll take the break. We'll
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: let uh, we'll let her think about it. If not,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: we'll have somebody else who'll be ready to go. Glory
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Whole Challenge, the fall theme, Glory Whole Challenge come up next.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: You're on the Woody Show. Hang on Woody Show, wood.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 11: Wood Show.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: We have not talked about it. We have not discussed
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: at all. During the break, we got to figure out
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: who's going to be under receiving end of the glory whole.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: I have offered up one hundred per correct item and
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: three items as usual. Yes, that's correct. How dogs could
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: pay for a lot of wedding planners. SeaBASS is trying
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: to get Sam to do it because it is a
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: fall theme and she is the biggest by far, the
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: biggest fan so long since's yeah, the last time she
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: did it was because she was a big fan of
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: Christmas and she was somewhat traumatized by the mouse. The
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Christmas mouse, yeah, which was not found behind the refrigerator
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: in the break room.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 13: It was.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: It was bought at a pet store feeding to anyway, anyway,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: how do you consider it?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 10: I don't trust Sea Bass fair and that is where
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 10: I am worried of what.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: I'll give you my word as a gentleman.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Thank you a gentleman.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: It's decent enough. I don't mind doing it.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 8: If it is ridiculous, I'm gonna I'm gonna.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: Get so pissed.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: How about how about if I'm.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: Serious, like, I will like throw a fit. I will
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: be so mad if it could be.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: No, but like, seriously, honestly.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't I have no idea what the
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: items are. I know they're fault theme. That's really all
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: I know. I have no idea. I did not see.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: Morgan saw what could be bad in the fall.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 11: From what I saw on the counter.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: You should do it, Sam, I mean I love cider donuts,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: I love Hey, Yeah.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 13: I try.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Trust Morgan. She saw the items. She saw, well, she
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: saw I wasn't. Well.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: I'll give you my word and you give me the
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: money you earned. But yeah, Morgan may have not seen everything.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: That's true. I didn't see every I didn't go digging.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: I saw it was on the counter.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Yes or no?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 11: The alarm's gonna go off.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 10: I know I really don't want to, but I really
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 10: feel like it's going to be like a thing if
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 10: I don't do it.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: What do you mean just to just give me a
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: yes or no? We don't have all day.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: No, I don't want to do it.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: All right, it's not gonna do it all right? All right,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: So Menas, I guess you're up. All right, let's do this.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: So Menessa, step out into the uh into the hallway. Okay,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: what is item number one? Fault theme? Easy peasy lemon'squrazy.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: So this would have been an easy hundred bucks classic
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: fall item.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 12: A pumpkin.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: Isn't that I have scare? I have taken the lid
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: off and it's going to be, you know, guts in pumpkin. Yeah,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: money in the garbage.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 9: Okay, fall item number two for the Glory Whole Challenge,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 9: And speaking of pumpkins and basic stuff, that was again
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 9: intended for Sammy, Uh, pumpkin spice, cold foam.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: This is good for men because he likes cold.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: Ye is that something you can? I haven't had that,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: do you can? You put that in your mouth like
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: a cool whip.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: It's designed that way from us, and it's like a
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: cool whip kind of can't not cool because it's a ready.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 9: Whips and you know what, Woodie, while I was there,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 9: this is unrelated to the Glory Whole Challenge, but as
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 9: a gift from me to your wife.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: The other type of ready whip they had was, oh god,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: is it wicked? A she'll she'll be less annoyed by you?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: Do you want to autograph it for? Okay? And the
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: last thing, Oh my god, they're really milking that whole
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: wicked thing. Well, it wasn't the number three.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 9: Brick soft we can't forget a little free friends in
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 9: the season of fall. So I have from the fine
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 9: folks at blue is the Blue Diamond. Yes, it's the
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 9: Turkey Day Feast.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Can.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 9: And if you want to, I can even throw some
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 9: official pumpkin spice seasoning on it, just to make it,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 9: you know, extra folly festive.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: The thing that makes me throw it more than anything
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: is wet catter dog food.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we turkey. We get a can of Turkey Day feast. Okay,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: dog food, all right, So pumpkin pumpkin spice, cold foam
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Turkey Day Feast dog food.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 6: This one's easy salmon.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: But I don't try.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 6: Trust yeah yourself.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Look, yeah, we all make big mistakes. That's fine, it's fine.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: All right. Let's uh, let's let's bring menace back in.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: He'll have the the this the blindfolds ridiculous is a
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: big googly eyed thing. Here a comes, all right, so
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: uh leading medicine all right here here he is, all right, alright,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: he's he's taking a seat.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 11: I could be sermonius to you some day.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and maybe he ends up getting a getting Yeah.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 7: All right, Monica, Monica, if you're listening, Monica, definitely.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: Now keep in mind, Sammy, he's gonna he's gonna be
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: closer to the glory hole, so you might as well
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: move the microphone to where it's gonna be needed. There
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: we go, all right, and then uh and then she
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: put that head down like she's done it. Yeah, that's good.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: I have never adjusted microphones before. I can't understand how
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: it's such a mystery every single time we do something
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: like this. Move it closer to the goddamn box. Thank you?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: There there, move forward? See how the microphone can come
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: more toward me. Jesus Christ, you've never done I don't
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: give it to me.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 5: It's fixed, damn my good.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: No, but just leaned forward a bit more. Butte there
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: you go.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: You're good.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: So I number one again. It's one hundred bucks up
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: for grabs with each one of these items.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: I am up for bad alright.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, that's through the glory hall.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 13: Okay, okay.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: It smells very like like it's the vegetable baby. Can
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: you kind of tell the texture at all? Or slimy
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: kind of slimy taste it? What's kind of? It feels
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: like boney you interesting visual? You know how much he
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: loves I can't identify, got his hands all hold on
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: to watch it. Menace once you gave it like a
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: legit like taste.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 14: Yeah, he's like a bony, slimy thing.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: Slimy hundred buckxcept for grabs number one. Okay, wait, okay,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: I think I might know what it is, but it
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: doesn't feel like the shape of it. Okay, is it
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: a pumpkin? Is it a pumpkin? Menace? It is a pumpkin.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Feel like there's a bone. So Sea Bass cut the
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: top of the pumpkin off and so that's the underside
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: of like where the stem is, like you where you
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: like cut it open so you can dig out all
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: the guts and stuff. So what you were the slimy
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: part was the pumpkin guts. There's pumpkin guts and seeds
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: and the bones or the seeding your your face. I
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: thought he would get one with immediately get how.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: Old is that pumpkin?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: I literally cut it fifteen minutes?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 7: Really okay?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, alright, so they're the one let's go all right,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: item number two here for the glory Hall challenge. All right,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: so he is he is feeding the item now through
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: the glory Hall. What this is supposed to is that, like, okay,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: this is the pumpkin spice cold and here he goes
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: not hold on all right, hold on, okay, okay, okay,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: oh god, I think I know what that is.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 12: It's like.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: It's like, what is it. It's like cinnamon flavored whipped
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: cream or whip cream? Are pumpkin pumpkin whipped cream? Spy?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: That's it? Hold on, pumpkin spice cold foam? You love
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: cold spice old foam? All righty? Wow, he's wiping him off.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: He really, he really does. Like he was like that
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: paper towels you on the on the receiving end of
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: a glory hole. Yeah, for real, like a for real
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: glory hole. We're gonna like you can you can clean
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: up your off? Yeah, look him off, gret you off? Yeah,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: I menace two items and two hundred dollars. All right,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: now you have you have one more thing to try
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: to guess what happened.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: He's just not excited about that.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but see now you realize what it was probably
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: delicious and you're about to throw up.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 13: Well, I don't know.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 7: What's in there, man, Am I in the right area?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so menaces uh adem number three yeah, is
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: about to put it through the through the glory hole.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Through the glory hole. There we go, all right? Sticks
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: tasty dog food.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 12: I don't know what that is.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: I don't like it dog food.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 12: I don't like it.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 14: I don't like it.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 12: I can't.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: Maybe, Okay, you smell it? Was it smell like dog food?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: But does it have like a like like like just
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: dog food? Like? What does it smell like it? Does
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: it smell like? Uh?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 20: Like?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: Is there like a texture? Can you feel like? What's
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: the texture? It's like it's like it's like it could
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: be but be a bone, could be some kind of bone.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: Does it smells dog too?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Smells dog does have a taste.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 22: No, I'm not tasting.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 17: I'm not tasting it.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna taste it is chunky.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 13: He does.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: He does look like a kid who's like his mom
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: is trying to give him some medicine. Es this.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 12: No, No, I don't know what this is.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: You've gone back a mile dog, Craig, Why are you okay? Okay?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: I mean do you need another?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 16: Like?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 7: You are?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: Do you want to take a do you want to
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: are you ready to take a guess?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 7: Stop believing?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: All right, he's done, he's done. Alright, alright, do you
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: uh do you want to take a guest menace? Because
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: you said, uh, it smells like dog clu smells like
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: dog food. You said it's it's wet, just wet, yeah,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: dog Did you taste anything? Oh god, I just took
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: a big.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 13: Do you have it?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: Do you have it? Like any kind of sleep? It's like, wait,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: it's fall themed, smells like dog food.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 19: Oh god, I don't know.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: Give him one more, just one more work just he
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: just touched his face against Wait.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 7: Is it like some kind of chili chili?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, chili?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: Is that your final guess? Yeah, some sort of chill.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 7: I'm sad now.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: It is not chili menace. It is Turkey Day feast
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: dog food. It's called Turkey Day. It's a Turkey Day feast,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: Turkey Day feast, dog food. I mean, you've straight up
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: eating dog food on the show before it's got to menace.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, man, two hundred dollars hey, hey, yeah,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: two hundred bucks. Hey, that'll come in handy for the
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: birthday month, you know. Yeah, don't you got some cold phone?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: Some old phones terrible and oh my gosh, it's like
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: a crime scene. Now, men, as you want the shot
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: of this, it's the salted caramel whiped cream.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 7: Cream.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: Oh no, it's pink. Yeah, I'm gonna eat this off
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: my wife's cans. That's gonna be awesome. He puts the
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: g in Garcia so Cal Sports with.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: Hey, morning, buy, good morning, what do you show. Let's
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: go ahead and start with our Dodgers. They completed the
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: sweep last night against the Reds. Here are some highlights.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 14: Fine dry base hit left field, that one had it
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 14: towards the quarter and Hooky Becks is again with the
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 14: doubles and struck him out. Yamamoto locks up De la
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 14: Cruz and that'll do it. The Dodgers sweep the Reds
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 14: to zip.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: Dodgers offense is cooking.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Wood You show eighteen runs in two games. Starting pitching
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: has been great. The big question though, the bullpen. All
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: of us fans are worried. What key k Hernandez is it.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: They're gonna show up. We believe in them. They're gonna
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: do their job.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: I will say this about the bullpen, though, Woodie show
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: the Dodgers may have found their postseason closer in Rokie Sasaki.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: He was out there throwing gas on the mound last
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: night over triple digits.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: I love the Roki ro Key chance.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: He's got all the makings of a great closer and
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: he really feels the need for the Dodgers. So up
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: next for the boys in Blue, we have the Phillies.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: That series starts on Saturday in Philadelphia. Other wildcard games
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: in the MLB, we got three winner take all game
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: threes today, starting at noon with Detroit and Cleveland, then
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: the Padres and Cubs, and then closing out today Red
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: Sox and Yankees. And since we're talking baseball, saw a
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: rumor yesterday that Albert Polholz is the front runner to
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: manage the Angels next season.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: That would be interesting.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: And finally we got Thursday Night football at SOFI Stadium
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: tonight the Rams and the Niners. Niners will be without
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: their quarterback, brock Perty and two receivers. Rams are favored
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: by eight and a half. I would take the Rams, you.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: Know, Woodie. My wife is going to the game.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: So there's another over under bet going on in my
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: household over under four margaritas.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 7: I will definitely take the over.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: I'm JEFFG and that's suck out Sport over for sure.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: Jeff g everybody, Yeah, it's man. This is birthday month. Yeah,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: uh see look at the wish list.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 16: It was.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight. Wait we're
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: looking at Oh wait one two, three four, Number number
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: five on your list? Venus number five? Yes, number five
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: is what is number five? Look at number five?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 7: Okay, number five on my list?
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Number five on your list? Oh I think I know
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: what is it. Look, I'm trying. I'm trying to pull
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: it up. It's your list, okay.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 7: One two before paddock access at F one, Austin.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, got an email here, really email at the shot
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: dot com named Matt. I am one of the advisors
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: to one of the racing teams. Unfortunately, all of our
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: paddock passes are being used in Austin, but next week
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: I might have availability for Las Vegas and I could
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: give Menace a tour of the paddock and garage, plus
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: a meet and greet with a driver.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 7: There you go, all right?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: Check.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it's not Austin, but I mean I
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 7: was going to Vegas anyways as well.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: So okay, awesome, there there you go. Hecky, all right,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: So check out our instagram at the wy show and uh, yeah,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: you can see MENACE's birthday list and how you might
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: be able to help you know.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's cool, dude.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, I mean you like that, right, I
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: love that. It's awesome, dude. So everybody was sending this
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: to me yesterday, and it's so funny. This happened on
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: a radio station in New York City ten ten wins
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: and there was an issue where all of a sudden
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: they went to the weather forecast and uh, someone was
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: watching some adult content. Now I've I've bleeped out the
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: parts that you that you can, but I mean, dude,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: it was so funny. I have I have a little
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: follow up on it too.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 16: That Ny three, let's get a check up your ACU
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 16: weather forecast. Here's meteorologist Brian Thompson.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 4: After another pretty warm day today, Laurie, it is going
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: to be cooling off quite a bit over the next
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: few days, including tonight. The breeze is going to be
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: picking up and it is going to be coolers. It
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: turns out clear to part of the cloud.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 6: No, yes, dude, are you right now?
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: I have I.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 20: Don't know where that's coming from there, but it seems
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 20: to be. We have another station on the air here, what.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: Is the station? I can't even so now there's this
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: dead air. This is the real dead air. I'm not
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: touching anything. That's no pause.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 7: Try this again.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 20: We're getting a lot of interference right now on the line,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 20: but we're.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: Going to try to connect now with aky. Whether it's
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: Brian Thompson, Brian.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 13: Laurie.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: We do have a breezy and it went into the
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: weather forecast. So a friend of mine been in front
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: of mine for a long time. Remember the guy that
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: we had call in he quit alcohol the what was it,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Craig Beck? Yeah, he read that Craig Beck book Alcohol
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: Lied to Me or whatever it's called. Is that what's
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: called alcohol lied to me? And he like cold turkey.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: He was like an alcoholic and just quit. Yeah. Wow,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: and he's going on six years of sobriety. We talked
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: to him after he was in like a handful of months. Anyway,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: So he is an anchor, a news anchor at this
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: radio station.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 12: Huh.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: And I asked him, I said, hey, man, what the
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: hell happened? He goes, Dude, he goes, There's so many
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: ways that could have happened, because all the studios are
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: kind of tied together. It's a news station, so that
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: could have been It could have been up in any room.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: It wasn't necessarily the newscaster or the weather guy like
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: something when they went to go to whatever studio that
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: need something was opened somewhere. Point is somebody somebody was
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: watching porn.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: Which station is the porn station?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: Think somebody was watching porn at the radio station. It
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: is not necessarily the anchorchick or the weather guy. It
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: wasn't like the weather guy was like, you know, Brian
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: whatever his name was, was like, you know, watching porn
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: while that was going on, right, but you could tell
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: you she just freaked out interference from another station. No, ladies,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: someone at your station's watching porn, super and it's somehow
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: patched in a lot of us taking a lot of us.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 7: Have been doing this for over thirty years and the
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 7: amount of times that people have been caught or we've
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 7: walked upon people watching porn at work.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: Why do you want to get so, let's get a
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: check up.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 16: You're ACU, whether you're forecast. Here's meteorologist Brian Thompson.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, after another pretty warm day today, Laurie, it's gonna
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: be cooling off quite a bit over the next few days,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: including tonight, the.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: Breeze is going to be picking up and it is
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: going to be cooler. It turns out clear to part
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: in the cloud. No, yes, just right now.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 19: I don't look at home.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 20: I don't know where that's coming from, Greg, but it
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 20: seems to be we have another street park.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 19: I can't even.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: It's good so funny.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 7: I mean, we look up stuff for the show, but.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: Just like not during the weather.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: You never know they might have don it. They might
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: have been doing for show research. So news research station. Yes,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: you never know, menace. Come on, I know someone's totally
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: watching it.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 7: That's hilarious.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: God eight text over to two two nine eight seven
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: Woody Show will be right back, Woody Show. All right,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: So we were talking about this thing that happened on
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: this news station in New York City. For all of
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: a sudden, there was like all content that started playing
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: while they're doing the weather forecast.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 16: Let's get a check up. You're ACU weather forecast. Here's
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 16: meteorologist Brian Thompson.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: After another pretty warm day today, Laurie, it is gonna
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: be cooling off quite a bit over the next few days,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: including tonight. The breeze is going to be picking up
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: and it is going to be coolers. It turns out
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: clear to part in the cloud.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 10: No, yes, are you right now?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: I have I don't look ahead.
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  Speaker 20: I don't know where that's coming from, Greg, but it
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 20: seems to be we have another station on the air here.
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  Speaker 2: What is.
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  Speaker 5: I can't even.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: So I talked to a friend of mine who works
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: at that radio station as a news anchor. He says, Man,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: there's a thousand ways that could have happened. They're looking
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: into it, I guess. But all these studios are all
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: kind of tied in together, and somebody could have left
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: something on in another room, and like, what are they watching? Well,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: this is the part I hadn't heard yet. But a
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: lot of people are hitting this up on the text, saying,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's a clip of corn, right, correct?
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: Someone says it's not porn. I'm pretty sure. It's actually
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: a clip from a show called Working Moms. And in
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: the episode, her and her friend are in the massage
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: plays and the tables or something start to vibrate. Either way,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: it's good. Yeah. Somebody said, there's it's a massage machine,
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: like one of those water massage machines. Yeah, I mean
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 9: It is porno adjacent. B It's it's from a comedy
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 9: show where she's in a hydro massage.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: And she's getting so it's not actual pomp, but still hilarious.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, these people people have a heart attack
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: when dead air happens, or if somebody happens to like
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: something slips through. It's not the end of the world.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: You guys do it like that. Nothing really happens. There
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: is no true consequence. It's like things happen. You hear
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: it on sports and when there are live events all
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: the time. Big deal.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 7: I really, I really wish we would get past like
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 7: we have alarms and people start running down the halls.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: Crazy. But I will argue when I hear dead air,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: I just leave it on and I cup want to
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: see what happens. How long is this going to lay? Uh? Well,
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: let's go through some of the week in audio. New
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: audio that's from an older incident. Morgan Wallen.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 9: He was arrested and pled guilty to throwing a chair
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 9: off of a roof of a Nashville bar last year. Well,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 9: now the body cab became footages out a year and
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 9: a half later for some reason.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: Now, so here he is.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 9: The cops going to the bar because this this chair
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 9: landed in the middle of traffic. So yeah, they're gonna
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 9: theyre going to investigate this. And uh, here is Morgan
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 9: his bodyguarding, not Morgige.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: I mean mor she could have done this in her
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: past life. Look a Greg.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 9: Yes, So here is them, and listen to the like
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 9: the people This isn't Morgan yelling at first, but his
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 9: ball entourage. Uh, listening to how how adamant they were
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 9: that there is no way that Morgan could have thrown
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 9: this chair off this roof.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: You don't see anybody.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 22: Anything, You don't have excusing, I like, you didn't thrown nothing,
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 22: thrown his bodyguard?
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 7: When did his bodyguard to say, I'm his bodyguard.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: You have to you have to.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 9: So the bodyguards usually are off duty or retired police,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 9: but regardless, he's a uniformed active police investors.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: Now nothing. Yeah, that that other guy was just like, no,
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: you didn't see think you're just a cute.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 9: Well the cops went up, looked at the security video, said, oh,
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 9: there's Morgan wall and thrown a chair. So the morgana
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 9: lying bodyguard's line. The other guy's lying, everyone's lying. But
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 9: Morgan got a sweet burden on the cops, uh sort of.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 9: He's in the back of the squad car getting ready
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 9: to be hauled off and what's on the radio?
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: But Morgan Thomas Rex, Oh, yeah, this is.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 18: Me and turn it up as me and try yeah,
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 18: that's me right there, oh me.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: Tr TR is one of the best. He's one of
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: the best days in the world. He would definitely not
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: be getting arrested. Yeah, So tr he was doing that
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: to try to you know, like favorite.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was his.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: Version of like, don't you know who I am? And
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 2: Morgan Wallen when you see him like not on stage,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: he's just a dude. He's like, you wouldn't pay no
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: attention to this guy. So, you know, limp Biscuit came
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: out with that new song making Love to Morgan or whatever,
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: and apparently they have a number one it's is it
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: the album or the number one song? There was a
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: yeah because this song was terrible bottling and I like
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: Lumbiscuit a lot terrible. I like Lymbiscuit a lot BUTEA
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: Olympus can win number one in twenty twenty five, which
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: is crazy.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 7: I think, Well, a lot of his fans probably want
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 7: to see what the song is about. Also pretty smart
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 7: on the search for on streaming, because Morgan Wallen is
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 7: like top searched artists, and then probably people typing yeah,
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 7: people are like typing in his name and then they
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 7: here go.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: There stops Morgan Wallen and the charts limp biscuit land
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: number one, first number one hit in twenty five years.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: There you go on hard knock songs on some of
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: the sub charts. Definitely yeah, like damn okay, that was
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: a terrible song.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 6: But they had nothing to do with Morgan, which is
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 6: actually brilliant.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: And in the police card that is where he heard
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: the song.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: I literally didn't know. Copps listened to the radio are
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: you serious in their car watching.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 9: Police watch enough police body cam videos and their talk
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 9: shows like our shows, did not know.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: What do you think they're doing in there? I figured
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: it was silent in there and then they could hear their.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly, this weekend audio menace. This is a wheel
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 9: of fortune, not a fail. In fact, this is actually
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 9: a great wheel of fortune. Landmark happened this this week
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 9: it was on the big final bonus thing and handed
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 9: to menace. Okay, and see if you can figure out
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 9: what this is. The The category is living things. Okay,
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 9: it's blank a C blank blank F and then the
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 9: last one see blank blank blank t E sky living things,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 9: living things, so blank.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: Obviously the second word is O or if we don't know,
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: it could be yeah, it could be F. That's just yeah.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 7: So that's a living thing. So clients, animals, race of
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 7: the codas, race of the four words of uh, coyotes.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: What's the first word? That's the fast first word, not.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 7: Race, brace of coyotes?
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: Brace? What would a brace? I don't know. Maybe that's
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: a group of can't be brace because you already have
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 2: an E in there.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 7: Okay, uh, trace of coyotes.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 9: I can't the last letter of the first word cannot be.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 9: He's already been Tracy of coyotes.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: Let's go to lady a real fortune this week, who
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: set the record the new record for the highest prize
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: is one of those prizes on that big final wheel
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: could be a million bucks, so that plus or other winnings.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: Let's find out why in the audience. Living things that
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: is the category you'll have ten seconds to try and
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: solve it. Christina staring at me, good luck, pack of coyotes.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: Not no phrase, you just look Oh my god. Yes,
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 2: I guess her boss was in the studio audience with her.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: She's not quitting her job. She's planning to pay off
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: her student loans. She's going to buy a house and
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: enjoy some of the other prizes that she won on
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 5: She shouldn't quit because she's probably getting like a half
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 5: a million, right and then after depending on her student loans.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: House. Yeah, for four lifetimes. I wouldn't be listening to
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: my job, my boss very closer. Yeah, shupping there. Yeah,
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: this weekend audio menace? How ripping out?
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 13: Are you?
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: Bad Bunny hosting SNL again?
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 13: This way?
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 9: So he's he's he's playing the halftime in the Super Bowl.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 9: He's hosting Satura Night Live again. Well he gets some
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 9: run off because his wife get all horny, and then
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 9: maybe he gets some it's not bad Bunny, maybe so
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 9: now bad Bunny. He's hosted before, so he's been a
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 9: musical guest before.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: But he I, I don't know. This is the promos
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: that SNL released this week, So.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 12: It's cool down my friendst day in ther place for
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 12: the week.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 17: Right, today's literally my first friend, his baby, his dog,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 17: be careful.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 2: He bite the dog, all of them.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna go uh and you tell me if he's trip.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: I don't do is he okay? What exactly?
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: The problem?
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 7: The promos are never good.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: I agree, but like, what is he saying? Is the
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 2: I mean I know his Spanish is his first language.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: I understand. All right, menace right here translate.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 12: So it's cool down my friendst day in ther place
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 12: for the week.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: Right, All right, so we all got he's like, my
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: friends stay if my friend stays at your place for
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: the week. Yeah. Correct, the premises he's being like over,
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: he's ingratiating himself too much.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 12: With friend, his baby, his dog.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: Be careful.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so my friend, my his baby, and his dog
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 7: are gonna stay.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: Bring everybody but ye dog.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna go ah and you tell him evis trip.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 13: What was the wait?
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 7: Go back a little bit. I'm gonna go.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna go ah and you tell him in evis trip.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 7: I can't tell that part.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: So he's all of that.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna go ah and you tell him evis trip.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: You tell me if it's a trip.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 5: So I think it's a trap.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: So he's like, good job, guys, Yeah, yeah, good.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 9: There's a thing about bad. But I'm not on this
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 9: whole super Bowl controversy. I don't care who the hell
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 9: plays that.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he has had one hit with Cardi B. I
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: like it or whatever. I like it like that. All
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: of his other hits are huge hits, but they're all
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: Spanish language, like they're not a mainstream America. But again,
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: the super Bowl halftime show, everybody seems to forget. It's
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: not for the football fans to bring everybody else in.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: They got me, they don't need us. We're gonna watch
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: regardless that it doesn't matter who's playing. It's not about
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not tuning in because of the half. In fact,
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: that's usually when I tune out, like I'm that's that's
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: my opportunity to go take a leak of progress fo
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 2: you know whatever, because I'm watching the game otherwise. Also,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: at one point was more interested in the commercials, not
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: so much these days, but it was all There was
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: very few times that you got to break for the
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: food for the other stuff, and so the half, the
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: halftime show for me personally was that was the time.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: But now you are trying to get other people into
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: check it out into the fold. But they put on
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: K pop Demon Hunters, that'd be a good choice.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 7: Amazing.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hi, welcome back. Going over some of this week
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: in audio and uh one of my one of my
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: favorite clips of the week.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 9: It's a Florida or family as they said, called Florida
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 9: A and M University.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: And you may have noticed this. It's certain colleges, especially
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: HBCUs will have a marching band and cheerleaders, but they'll
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: also have kind of a dance team, cheer squad.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 7: I think, yeah, don't they have like flags and stuff.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like like a palm squad color guard. Yes.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: The thing is some of them are morbidly obese. Why
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: they used to have standards. I think now it's just
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: like they can't tell you can't tell people that you
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: can't be Well, we had we had flag and color
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 2: guard at Georgia Tech. But because they just couldn't be
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: cheerleaders obviously, right sammy high five.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 6: No, that's not two different things.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're you're not athletic to have to be
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: a cheerleader. I get it.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 9: But these girls, some of these girls are so fat
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 9: and the announcer how fat are they? Well, you're about
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 9: to find out at fam move. This is not the
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 9: This not the this is the PA announcer. So this
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 9: is to the entire stadium congratulating the dance squad and
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 9: their performance.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: And congratulate them. There now the new face.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 5: Heal Now.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: To me, I love that because it wasn't just on
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: the radio broadcast. That was to the stadium. Who now,
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: so this is this is this guy? He's apparently been
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 2: the announcer for like thirty years?
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 5: Was that his last day?
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 9: He's guy been suspended for two games and the s
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 9: W A C, which I guess the conference that family
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 9: plays in.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: Find them ten thousand dollars? Ten thousand dollars. Okay, where
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: does that money go?
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 5: Who gets the ten grand?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: Does it go to Jenny Craig, go to a bunch
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: of rice cakes? What's it going to? It goes to
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 2: the Swax? Does it go to the Peloton subscriptions?
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: It just went up, by the way, say that game
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: we just went up? Yeah? Birds are oh.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 9: Cow Dare someone say the emperor has no clothes or
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 9: this kid not enough clothes at least in this case. Yeah, people,
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 9: I see these anyway, Well that's him.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: He's done. Okay, good for you. Speaking of college football
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: we have I feel like we've had one of these
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: stories every week now. This is from Inside Edition. Old
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: man plays football. Here it is.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 13: He's freshman Tom Sillo, and he's starting his college football
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 13: career at the age of fifty eight. You heard right,
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 13: fifty eight years old. Tom's a defensive lineman with thee
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 13: Coming College Warriors in Williamsport, Pennsylvania.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: I never went to college, but for years I just
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: always had this burning desire in the back of my
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: head to play college football. Damn fifty. It's a D
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: three school, so it's basically high school essentially. But he's
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: gonna get hurt. Yeah probably, yeah, yeah, whatever.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 9: And I was kind of against these sort of guys,
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 9: just like, Okay, we get it, you're actual. I thought, oh,
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 9: he's taking a roster spot. But at the college that
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 9: I spoke at recently, which was a community college and
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 9: basically D three almost, they were trying to get people
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 9: to play like they couldn't they There are years they
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 9: can't field a team because they don't have enough bring us.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 5: Your dad's.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: He's a conversation piece, right, and if he wants to,
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: you know, blow his acl out of the age of
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: fifty eight, likely, where do you go, sir?
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 9: So I'm not against him as much anymore. This week
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 9: in audio athletic wise, this is a clip what he
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 9: sent this to me, and I agree with it completely.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 9: So this lady is at a public gym and she's
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 9: got her little tripod out and her phone on it,
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 9: which should be a lot.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: Se best loves this stuff. Yeah, yeah, so now yes,
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: because you're because this is this is a gym for
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: working out. This is not a video studio. It's a
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: dripping hazard. I get it.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 9: You're there, you're you're silently intimidating other people not to
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 9: use the areas around you because they're trying to be polite. Well,
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 9: in this other girl doesn't even see the camera, doesn't care,
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 9: it just goes about her business. Well, the girl videoing
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 9: this is from her camera's point of view. Uh so
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 9: it's a little little uh you know, hard to hear,
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 9: but she goes and but rates the woman for getting
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 9: in her shots because why do you care that I'm
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 9: standing there?
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: Because you're annoying me?
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 9: She sounds so cool, and I see normal as you
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  Speaker 9: might imagine. I've sent letters to my complex. There were
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 9: people doing this in my gym, and they sent out,
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 9: you know, little reminders to everybody to no avail because
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  Speaker 9: the jerks who want to film themselves they don't care.
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  Speaker 2: And if you're such a big deal, you know that
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: you need like a whole set up stage. Basically, uh,
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: you should be able to afford your own gym. Yeah
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: sounds that's a good point. When he goes to my thing.
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  Speaker 9: Unless you're setting a world record, No one cares about
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 9: you crappily doing every day exercise. And she's not even
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 9: that hot. And if you got it, you better be
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 9: super damn hot. And I better be see like, you know,
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 9: crotch and all kinds of stuff, because.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 7: Hey, I better see it. Look, i'd better see it.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 7: See a camel toe, you know.
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  Speaker 9: So minimum This week in audio, there's another one from
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 9: what he This is a Brooklyn guy and his least
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 9: super sweet Chevy Silverado is being towed assumingly because he
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 9: didn't pay on it, and so he's fighting with the
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 9: toe guy. Blah blah blah blah. One thing leads to another,
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 9: and a lot of times that you see as people
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 9: get in their car and then try to like get
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 9: back the car off the tow truck. Well, this guy,
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 9: he knows that that's destroy your car. He knows that's
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 9: not gonna work, and he does the next best thing.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 9: He and again his his truck is still kind of
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 9: halfway at an angle, so it's not straight by any means.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: He says, well, I could just steal the whole tow truck,
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: get both Yeah, get the truck and I get to
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 2: keep my car. And then he ended up like like
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 2: swiping a whole my of other cars on the street too,
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: because he knows, yeah, right, and there goes the other
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 2: cars in the street. Crampra. Yeah. Here's the thing.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 9: So this guy is he's not like a twenty one
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  Speaker 9: year old hot head. He's fifty six cool. He's got
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 9: a plea deal where.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 7: He's only getting like three years of probation because his
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 7: car was getting stolen. So in his car, the bank's car.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 2: Can I say a question like why why are people
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: always so like crappy to these REPO.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 5: Guys, Well, you're shooting the messenger.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: They're just doing their job. You know why they're there
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: because your report because you didn't you didn't pay your bill,
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 2: and so somebody sent them to come take it away.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 5: Personal.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're threatening them and trying to attack them.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: Some people do attack them, some people will shoot at them,
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 2: and it's it's crazy. That's a job I would never want.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: Hell And I understand you're upset and you're like in
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: a in a place in your life where things are tough,
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: and you're already underwater in so many different ways, and
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: you need this car to get to your job so
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: you can even pay something, right.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 9: I mean this this makes at the end all this
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 9: speaks a dumbash tail because this is a twenty twenty Silverado.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 9: This is hitting you know, the Fiesta from nineteen ninety three.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 9: This is a douchebag who wants to look cool, can't
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 9: afford his His douchebags had a symbol.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: Look. You can get in this thing for seven hundred
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: and twenty dollars a month. There were only one hundred
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: and thirty months, six thou six thousand, down one hundred
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 2: and thirty months.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 9: And I'm pissed about the probation because this guy has
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 9: multiple previous arrests.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: I love to have.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 9: This is from the smoking gun. They went to look
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 9: into his past. He was soon in twenty twenty because
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 9: he called somebody in his neighborhood on a Facebook group
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 9: of pedophile. No, he's divorced with four kids. He's just
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 9: a hot head, a whole who's fifty six years old
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 9: and he needs to spend some time.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a winner this week. And audio also involving
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 2: vehicle collisions.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 9: This is from inside Addition, where an Illinois traffic cop
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 9: was just you know, right in the ticket whatever and
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 9: suddenly comes down the highway somebody else who rearens the
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 9: cops car.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 2: But he's got a good reason why he did it. Hey,
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: you tell me you all right? Yeah, I'm all right.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 13: What happened?
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 12: Dude?
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I've been drinking. You've been drinking, okay,
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 2: and weed fields okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 20: Jennings later told the officer that his actions were not accidental.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 22: I did get on part of well you hit me
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 22: on purpose?
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 21: Who dude, So he's the world's most artist, drunk and
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 21: high and I'm bored.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 2: As surprising as that as to here as a police
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 2: officer wouldn't be equally surprising me. Go, you know what,
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: you're honest, he's refreshing. You're ready to go, even though
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 2: he did it on perfect enjoy. If only everybody's mind
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 2: would be blinding your first ruin. You have to walk boredom,
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 2: have a nice day.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 6: So what's a weed pill?
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming I heard there's gummies and somewhere like los
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: and eight seven seven forty four. He text us over
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  Speaker 2: to two to nine eight seven. We'll wrap up the
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: weekend audio next, hang up the show. Hey, let's put
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: the wraps on this round of the Weekend Audio.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 9: This next clip has been making the rounds a lot
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 9: of places, but we're playing it as a warning because
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 9: it's quite possibly as fake.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 2: It is an actress who is in the Chad Powers series.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: Sammy Yes.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 18: Powell.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 9: Now this this Chad Powers series, which is a fictionalization
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 9: of the prank videos that Eli Manning gad where he
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 9: would play an old guy Chad Powers trying out the
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 9: Knowledge Team. It's so good that they hired Hawk to
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 9: a girl to be famous actress Hawk for a cameo
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 9: right now. This this is the video though, shows an actress,
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 9: a very young little chick thing in l a with
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 9: a bunch of supposedly with a bunch of her friends, yes,
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 9: supposedly getting around to watch her scene in the New
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 9: Chad Powers the TV show, only to find out that
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 9: she's been replaced by Hawk to a girl.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: And this actress supposedly does not like that.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 16: Well you want.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 3: My scene?
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 13: Did you come it later?
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 16: No?
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 6: This is literally my scene.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, I just literally.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 2: Howkta screams? Yeah, I think it's fake. Yeah, well I
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 2: think I watched the first time, I go, Okay, it's
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 2: kind of kind of funny. Then the second time I
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: saw it go on the fence. Now this third time
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: hearing it, it sounds it sounds scripted. It sounds like
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: the friends like, are you sure? And also based on
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 2: what the show like, you just mentioned the show, I
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: didn't know anything about the show, but the show sucks
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 2: number one. But about pranking or right, well, she is
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: she the shows, but this is the fictional version of pranking.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: But also she posted the like news coverage on her
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 2: own Instagram.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 7: It leans me into maybe she kind of as a
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 7: stand in or something.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she's it does happen, Yeah the time.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: I think you're right, Gen, I think it's the people
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 2: she's with that give it away. Yeah, later. I mean
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 2: I was in a scene with Sandra Bullock and they
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 2: dubbed my they used someone else's voice. Yeah, it's like
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: David Prowse, who is Darth Vader, he got to act.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: They didn't use his voice.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 12: He got to act.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 7: In Peacemaker, like one of the characters they like totally replaced,
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 7: and they shot like five episodes with the guy.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 2: Even when I was doing Mayans MC. Uh, you know,
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: we from all kinds of stuff and I had a
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 2: lot of you know, prime camera time, and they're like, man,
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: we can't show this guy to It was funny because like, uh,
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: even there was one scene in particular where I had
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 2: a line right and uh and as I'm getting but
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: the camera wasn't on me. As I read the line.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 2: They were like kind of going around like that because
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 2: I was one of the I was one of the
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: sons of anarchy in Mayan ZMC, and they're going, we're
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: discussing like this whole like you know, retaliation against you know,
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 2: the mind blah blah blah blah, and uh whatever I
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 2: said my line and that like they were kind of
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 2: going around for the reactions in the room and got
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 2: a quick cut thing I could get it. I mean,
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 2: I see my face, like, you don't want to put
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 2: this guy on there? And so and so I knew
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 2: the scene was coming, and the scene comes up and
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: I go, oh, are you later missing? Get happens? How
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 2: good is this new power show?
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 5: Sammy?
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 2: By the way, I mean she she got paid even
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 2: if she did the work, she still got baid.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 6: And they don't tell you when you're not going to
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 6: be in it. You're like a liar.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 2: You're like, but I've been waiting for sandwich reveal on
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 12: I just watch it.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 6: I have not had time and super and I was
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 6: going to watch it last night. No, I haven't had time.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 6: You're busy, Yes, yes, I've been busy.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, I agree. He's got a boyfriend. She's way more
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: busy than she used to be just getting No, certainly,
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: she's doing more things, she's going more places outside, she
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 2: has more plans.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like, that's not what my private investigator told me
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 5: this week.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 2: And audio.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 9: You know, speaking of actors, everybody's been a buzz with
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 9: the Rock and his shocking weight loss. Does he have
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 9: a disease? Maybe a tape for him or did he
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 9: just gain a bunch of weight for one role and
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 9: lose it for another? Will never know unless the rock
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 9: tells us.
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 3: I gained thirty pounds for the role of smashing Machine,
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 3: and so it's good to get it off. And I
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 3: had to maintain it for live action Milana. So it's
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 3: like seven months man of thirty pounds of Well.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of wet. It's a lot.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 3: It's you know, weighs on you.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 2: But I feel good, feel much better.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 12: Dude.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 2: He looked huge in the trailer for that Savashing.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 9: Machine thing, and then we haven't seen the Malana thing yet.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 9: But this next movie that he just stopped filming, I
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 9: guess he's smaller. So there's your explanation.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 2: Give me one more clip for this week in audio.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 9: All right, this is a bit of a controversy and
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 9: a fun with accent from a Jesse Ledland. She's an
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 9: Australian mom and she's talking about how she had to
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 9: make a major mindset change from when she made her
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 9: own money to being a stay at home mom and
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 9: leeching off her husband.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, well warning fun accent a hell big time, all right.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 23: When I was making money from my business, if I
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 23: wanted to go out and buy a Prada bag. I
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 23: was entitled to that because I earned that money and
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 23: I made that money, and that's how I want to
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 23: spend it. And I said, but with him being the
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 23: financial provider, if I go out and buy that Prada bag,
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 23: I feel entitled. I would feel bruddy, and I would
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 23: feel like, who do you think you are?
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 5: It's so mean. You should like her that I do.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 9: She should be an inspiration to certain other wives. Who
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 9: is buying five hundred dollars.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, dude, those women, they need talking to you.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 2: I would never be married to somebody like that. Never, never, never.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you very much to mass here
• 1:58:32
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