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Jed Shops Differently At Different Stores · The Joe Show

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  Speaker 1: complete version. We had a little bit of a technical
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  Speaker 1: difficulty this morning at 7.30. The complete version will be
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  Speaker 1: played at 9.35. And just so that people don't get
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  Speaker 1: mad and go, what the hell? That wasn't a complete version.
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  Speaker 1: I said it when it happened. I'll say it again.
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  Speaker 1: Only about 20 seconds of it did not end up playing.
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  Speaker 1: It was only about 20 seconds. But you'll hear the
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  Speaker 1: 20 seconds in the completed version at 9.35. Jed had
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of a tough morning this morning with
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  Speaker 1: the listeners.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was Jed versus the texters and callers.
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  Speaker 3: At 8 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: This morning.
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  Speaker 4: Conversation took a turn. Yes, it did. Sharp left turn.
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  Speaker 1: So, Jed, let's talk about this, because I don't think
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  Speaker 1: that people can get mad at you during this.
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  Speaker 3: Seen crazier things happen, but yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Let me get the text line up.
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  Speaker 1: You say that you shop differently when you go into
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  Speaker 1: certain places.
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  Speaker 5: I think everybody does because when you go into Target,
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  Speaker 5: you're like, oh, I'm just going to grab these two things.
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  Speaker 5: For example, last night, oh, I'm just going to get soap.
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  Speaker 5: Now I walked out with, you know, ice cream and
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  Speaker 5: a few other things too, of course. But when I
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  Speaker 5: go to Publix, I only shop for groceries. Like I'm
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  Speaker 5: not going to get anything else. I have my grocery list.
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  Speaker 5: I'm getting my stuff for the meal prep and sticking
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  Speaker 5: to it. Same thing applies with Costco. I know that
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  Speaker 5: I'm only going to buy certain items at Costco, water,
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  Speaker 5: toilet paper, um, paper towels, and like maybe toiletries. Like
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  Speaker 5: that's my Costco run or meats. Meats too is what
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  Speaker 5: I get at Costco because they're a lot cheaper. I
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  Speaker 5: only go in to buy certain, like my mindset is different.
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  Speaker 5: Whereas Target, Costco, completely different mindsets. I know the exact
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  Speaker 5: route I'm going to take when I go to Costco
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  Speaker 5: and I want to be in and out in less
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  Speaker 5: than 20 minutes. When I go to Publix, I'm going
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  Speaker 5: through the list. Oh, do I need to get cumin? Oh,
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  Speaker 5: do I need to get paprika? Oh, do I need
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  Speaker 5: to get salt? What other items do I need? It's
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  Speaker 5: a little bit more regimented.
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  Speaker 4: You're lollygagging Target.
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  Speaker 2: Like, all right, I'm going to head over to the
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  Speaker 2: kid's house, see what they got over here, make a book.
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  Speaker 4: I get that. Costco is amazing. Very slippery slope.
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  Speaker 2: Very because if you don't have a list or a
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  Speaker 2: game plan you're gonna be rolling out your groceries in one.
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  Speaker 5: Of those pallets and it's like six hundred dollars or
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  Speaker 5: you might get sucked into one of those deals where
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  Speaker 5: you have the salesperson that's trying to sell you a
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  Speaker 5: like a sleep number mattress or whatever like i do.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like yeah right i'm gonna give.
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  Speaker 1: This a whirl hey who's this.
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  Speaker 4: Hey is there not a trick trick yes it is
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  Speaker 4: what's up hey i'm calling about the secret sound did
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  Speaker 4: you hear us tell you to call in for it.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, no. All right, what do you think the sound is? Well.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you think the sound is?
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  Speaker 1: I don't, um.
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  Speaker 3: I was about to say, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's like when you write on a chalkboard. Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: That is correct. Bitch, you guessed it.
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  Speaker 4: We have a.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: That is not it. All right, goodbye. Not the time
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  Speaker 1: to call in. You call in on the tense.
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  Speaker 4: Mind my gears.
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  Speaker 1: When you do that, guys. But 800-409-9393, do you shop
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  Speaker 1: differently if you go to places? I do not. I
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  Speaker 1: don't make lists. I like to go in. I like
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  Speaker 1: to not.
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  Speaker 2: Blind?
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  Speaker 1: Ooh. I don't make a list anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I have a list for every store that I go.
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  Speaker 1: Only time I ever have a list is if like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: Alyssa has a certain thing she needs for like dinner
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  Speaker 1: or something like that. Right. Like it, she makes, I,
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  Speaker 1: I clean, uh, I will go and run over and
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  Speaker 1: grab it. That is the only time I have a
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  Speaker 1: list though, because then I know exactly what to get.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm going in, even if I know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to make, like I make good crock pot stuff. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Man, you just raw dog it.
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  Speaker 1: I just kind of like, I look at what, what,
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  Speaker 1: is online and then it's so much more fun to
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  Speaker 1: do that Katie it's so much more it's not yes
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  Speaker 1: it is it feels entirely different to go into a
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  Speaker 1: grocery store.
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  Speaker 2: Without a list it is Katie look at my list
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  Speaker 2: look at that I have Walmart Publix and Whole Foods
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  Speaker 2: I have it all separated.
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  Speaker 1: I do the same thing too yes certain things from
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  Speaker 1: certain stores.
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  Speaker 2: Yes no and that's the other thing too by the
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  Speaker 2: way you're a one stop shop guy if.
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  Speaker 1: I go somewhere and they don't have it Unless it
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  Speaker 1: is in the same exact shopping center.
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  Speaker 3: Instacart.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even going to Instacart. You know, I've never Instacarted.
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  Speaker 3: Good for you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good. I've never done it either.
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  Speaker 1: I just asked SOL. They don't have it.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: If they don't have it, they don't have it.
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  Speaker 2: I have a game plan. So I go to Walmart
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  Speaker 2: because I know I'm not going to get anything cold.
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  Speaker 2: So I can sit in the car because it's just
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  Speaker 2: like soap or water. And then the next spot is
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  Speaker 2: Whole Foods because I don't get anything cold. It's just
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  Speaker 2: like granola and things like that. And then I go
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  Speaker 2: to Publix because I'm going to get my fruit and
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  Speaker 2: my produce, all of that.
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  Speaker 4: So it's just like I literally have like a street
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  Speaker 4: that I just take. And I'm like, okay, this is
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  Speaker 4: my plan. It's a route.
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  Speaker 1: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, come on. You got to be a little bit
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  Speaker 3: more responsible of a shopper, Jo.
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  Speaker 4: Now if I go to Target.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you go to Target, I mean, oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: If I go to Target, let me tell you something
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  Speaker 1: right now. Why would I make a list? You can.
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  Speaker 3: You can.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't. At Target, that's the last place you
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  Speaker 1: want to have a list.
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  Speaker 4: You can, but you can never stick to it.
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  Speaker 1: Going to Target is like a haunted maze, but with fun.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to go into a maze with a map.
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  Speaker 2: Target is like Toys R Us for us now. Because
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  Speaker 2: you go in there and it's just like you want
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  Speaker 2: to grab everything.
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  Speaker 1: 100%. That's what I need.
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  Speaker 3: And the Legos. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: How about you have like a guided tour through Target,
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  Speaker 2: but if you want to do a little side quest.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't even want that.
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  Speaker 4: Just all side quests.
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  Speaker 3: So what happens when you go shopping with Alyssa?
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  Speaker 1: We walk in. There are three targets that we go to.
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  Speaker 1: One off of Delmabry, the super target. Super target in Clearwater.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's one off 4th Street in St.
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  Speaker 3: Pete.
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  Speaker 1: We will walk in depending on where it is. I
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  Speaker 1: will beeline it to the toys in the video games.
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  Speaker 1: She will turn left. And I think all of them
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  Speaker 1: go get the soaps and the whatever we need to
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  Speaker 1: paper towel. She'll do all of that. She will meet
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  Speaker 1: me in the toy section in about 20, 25 minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I will have my toys if I decide. Not toys.
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  Speaker 1: They're toys. They're action figures.
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  Speaker 4: They're dolls.
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  Speaker 1: The last thing I do is buy a doll, Katie.
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  Speaker 3: Be real.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe a video game, maybe a video game case. Then
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  Speaker 1: I'll get hit with a, you don't need that. Saving
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  Speaker 1: our money, you.
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  Speaker 4: Really don't need that. And he looks at her like,
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  Speaker 4: we don't need produce.
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  Speaker 1: I work hard for my money. I don't tell you
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  Speaker 1: how to spend your money. We get in a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of an argument with that.
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  Speaker 4: But you walk out with everything.
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  Speaker 1: Most of the time I have to put back my
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  Speaker 1: action figures. I then go back the next day. Your dolls.
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  Speaker 1: And then I say, I've already had those.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know which one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's a great text. 97720. Joe has ADHD. You're telling
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  Speaker 4: him to make a list?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what?
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: If I try to make a list, I'll lose my
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  Speaker 1: train of thought at like two.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously.
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  Speaker 4: Good thing you have a fiance.
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  Speaker 1: When we went to the premarital counseling, they had us
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  Speaker 1: reading through.
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  Speaker 3: Packets.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. It's the first time I read in a while.
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  Speaker 1: I can't make it past the second sentence.
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  Speaker 4: Your mind just travels somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just start thinking about other things. Like, oh, look
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  Speaker 1: at that dog. I'll just be reading, but my eyes
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  Speaker 1: are still moving. Oh, crap. Where was I at? Reading's tough.
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  Speaker 1: Lists are tough. Also, men shouldn't make lists.
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  Speaker 3: No, men need to make lists.
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  Speaker 4: I think men need lists more than women do.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with that.
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  Speaker 4: But if we all have lists, I'll barely stick to it.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing manly about a list.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, it's gender neutral. Yes, it is. Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 5: I think all of this behavior, as soon as Joe's
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  Speaker 5: wedding hits, boom, it's going to change.
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  Speaker 1: No list.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's going to change.
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  Speaker 1: I will not raise my kids to make lists.
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  Speaker 3: No, but their mother will. Nope, no list.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, she's going to send you out with a list.
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  Speaker 1: I'm putting my foot down. We will not do that.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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