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Set 2: Screw Em! (w/Frank Caliendo and Jaylinn Hawkins) · Stugotz and Company

• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Our buddy Frank Caliendo is in studio. It is great
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: to see him. He has three shows over the weekend,
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: Palm Beach Improv, one tonight, two tomorrow, Saturday. I'm going
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: to the early one Saturday. I have to get to
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: sleep early. Three shows over two nights. How are you, Frank?
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: You have to go to sleep early because you have
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: a show late on Monday. Classic Stugatzian thinking.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Don't you find that you go to bed earlier as
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: you get older?
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  Speaker 3: I go to bed.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on Gruden time, man. Gruden is always like, you know,
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: I get up at 3 in the morning every morning.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what time do you go to bed? 6 p.m.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, that doesn't count. You don't get to
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  Speaker 2: brag about your 3 a.m. wake up. That's a tinkle break.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: That's what that is.
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  Speaker 1: I have some things I want to talk to you about, but.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: I was wondering, I've never asked you this, do you
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  Speaker 1: get nervous before you go on stage?
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  Speaker 2: Not really. I mean, there might be a show or something,
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  Speaker 2: like sometimes TV a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But not so much a show on stage. Maybe a
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  Speaker 2: corporate event because it's so big and you want them
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  Speaker 2: to be really happy.
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: But when you're there for a show that people are
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  Speaker 2: all there and paying to see you, it's already... You
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  Speaker 2: feel welcomed.
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  Speaker 1: Right, because you were texting me as you were going
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  Speaker 1: out on stage, and I'm like, man, I'd be a
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  Speaker 1: nervous fucking wreck if I was doing this. Oh, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was in Chicago last week. Not my hometown.
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  Speaker 2: I grew up in Milwaukee, but along with the Italians
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  Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to talk about anymore, they're all from Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, the people of Palm Beach would prefer
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: if your shows were earlier.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know what?
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: Know your audience, right?
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  Speaker 2: I like the early shows. As I get older, my
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  Speaker 2: audience gets older, too. And some young people are like,
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: why are the shows so early? I go, because your
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  Speaker 2: parents are coming, too.
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  Speaker 1: Why were you, when you walked in here, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: you stressed me out. You're like, I'll be there in
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  Speaker 1: eight minutes. I'll be there in seven minutes. I'll be
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  Speaker 1: there in six minutes. And I'm like, I'm not going anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Stop stressing me out. But when you walked in, you
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: were filled with stress. You're on the phone with Tesla.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going back and forth. I just bought a new one.
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  Speaker 2: I love the car. And we had them put the
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: garage door opener. For some reason, the garage door opener
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  Speaker 2: doesn't come with it, which I couldn't care less about.
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  Speaker 2: Because I love the cars. And then after they fix something,
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  Speaker 2: now there's like this smell of maybe plastic or something.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm not home to do it. My wife is
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  Speaker 2: texting me, who I wouldn't believe. I think she's making
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  Speaker 2: it up. But my son verified it.
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  Speaker 1: Validated it.
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  Speaker 2: He validated that there is a real problem. with that,
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  Speaker 2: that it smells like, but then I'm texting back and
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  Speaker 2: forth in the app on Tesla and saying, Hey, is there, uh,
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: you know, there's a, well, we don't think anything happened
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  Speaker 2: when we fixed what we just fixed. I'm like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't care about that. Is it going to blow up?
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  Speaker 2: Is there a chance that it could blow up? I
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: don't need, you know, Elon, you know, uh, it seemed
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  Speaker 2: like there was going to be something. Um, okay. Um,
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  Speaker 2: you're like, he's on Joe Rogan's like, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God. Pull what Jamie pull up that Tesla
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  Speaker 3: blowing up.
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  Speaker 2: And then we are, okay.
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  Speaker 1: There's a Madden in there somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a little bit of South African here.
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  Speaker 4: Lost a little bit here.
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  Speaker 2: We have so many great people.
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  Speaker 5: We've got so many great people here, the best people.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, not just two guts, and I'm doing quiet Trump.
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  Speaker 5: We've got a very quiet Trump. We've got to be very,
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  Speaker 5: very quiet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hunting rabbits.
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  Speaker 5: But we're doing so many great things. We've got so
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  Speaker 5: many great people. We've got the great, Mayor McCheese, have
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  Speaker 5: you heard of him? He's doing a great job over
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  Speaker 5: there at McDonald's. Mayor McCheese, Officer Big Mac, and Elon McMuffin.
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  Speaker 1: They all do a good job. Frank, it delighted me.
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  Speaker 2: I know what you're going at.
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  Speaker 1: Well, nothing has made me happier today. A little birdie
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  Speaker 1: told me that your name popped up in the Epstein files.
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  Speaker 1: And if there's a file you don't want your name
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  Speaker 1: popping up in, I'm guessing that, well, go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: You don't talk about it if you're in there for
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  Speaker 2: bad reasons, right? Not that there's anything good about it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't offer it up to anyone, yes. But there is.
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  Speaker 2: So when that stuff came out, my son, my wife
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  Speaker 2: texts me and goes, Joey has something to tell you,
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  Speaker 2: my son. I go, what? She goes, he's just got
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  Speaker 2: to tell you. So he goes, he texts me, you
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  Speaker 2: know the, because we're standing next to each other, but
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  Speaker 2: my son's still texting me. He's like, you know the
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  Speaker 2: Epstein files? I'm like, yeah, I've heard them. He goes,
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  Speaker 2: do you think you're in them?
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, what?
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  Speaker 2: And when I was at the Palm Beach Improv. What
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  Speaker 2: a question.
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  Speaker 5: The old Palm Beach Improv, not the new one, which
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  Speaker 5: is tremendous. A lot of people talking about the new
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  Speaker 5: Palm Beach Improv in Wellington.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to name it after yourself, aren't you?
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  Speaker 2: Apparently, Jeffrey Epstein.
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  Speaker 5: We have got the airport, and now we're going to
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  Speaker 5: have a comedy club. We're going to combine the two.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to have a comedy club airport. Then we're
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  Speaker 5: going to have a helipad. A helipad, and we're going
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  Speaker 5: to take LeBron James to all his games, even though.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't like me. Even though he doesn't like me. Uh, so,
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  Speaker 2: so he Googled or he looked at justice.gov, searched my
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  Speaker 2: name in the Epstein files and there I popped up
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  Speaker 2: because they were Epstein and his cronies bought tickets and
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  Speaker 2: came to a show.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And they were deciding whether to come to the early
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  Speaker 2: show like you.
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  Speaker 1: I only know the early show.
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  Speaker 2: The early show. They weren't coming to the late show.
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  Speaker 2: And the funny, not funny, the, the terrible thing on the,
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  Speaker 2: on the ticket says 18 and over.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I've got these tickets on, it's on justice.gov. It's me,
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  Speaker 2: my name on there. And you know, people, you know,
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  Speaker 2: people are like, are you worried about, I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I talk about it.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Because if I didn't talk about it, then I'd have
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  Speaker 2: the problem.
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: It's the people who don't want you to know they're
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  Speaker 2: in there, but I was in there.
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  Speaker 1: So it's an email exchange between Jeffrey and friends saying,
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  Speaker 1: are we going to the Late Show?
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  Speaker 2: Whoever, yeah. And then there's a ticket with his name
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  Speaker 2: printed on it, Jeffrey Epstein.
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  Speaker 3: And it's real.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's not just a picture. It's on justice.gov. And
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  Speaker 2: it's creepy, but at the same time, you know, kind
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  Speaker 2: of like, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I never thought I'd find any sort of laughter within
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  Speaker 1: the Epstein files. Yet here we are.
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  Speaker 5: And everybody knows it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm still terrified to laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right? It's creepy, but you're like, okay. Like I said.
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  Speaker 2: If you're in there for the wrong reasons, but if
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  Speaker 2: you're in there tangentially, you're like, eh, okay, I.
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  Speaker 1: Can deal with it. Did you save the ticket, a screenshot?
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  Speaker 1: Are you honored?
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  Speaker 2: You can just look it up anytime you want. There's
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  Speaker 2: only so many things that are blacked out.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, so what show was he supposed to come to?
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  Speaker 2: I'd have to look and see.
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  Speaker 1: Did he come to the show, or was it over
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  Speaker 1: by then?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, wink. No, I honestly don't know. But
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  Speaker 2: here's the creepy, even creepier thing. I think that was the,
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  Speaker 2: it was on my, I didn't even notice this, but
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  Speaker 2: I think it's on my son's birthday and my family
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  Speaker 2: was with me.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So that was, that's even creepy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that was the, maybe that was
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  Speaker 2: the email. I don't know if that was the email
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  Speaker 2: or the date they came, but it's so weird to
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  Speaker 2: see his name on a ticket and then my name
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  Speaker 2: and then in email exchanges going, are we going to
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  Speaker 2: the late show Caliendo or the early show Caliendo?
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  Speaker 1: The weird thing is seeing your name in the Epstein files. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Could be worse, or could it? Not really.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it could. At least he was a fan, though.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't think it could get worse, and it
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  Speaker 2: just did. How did I become the creepy one on
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  Speaker 2: your show?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. How did that happen?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Listen, Palm Beach Improv.
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  Speaker 2: That's what happens when they do a stugach.
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  Speaker 3: What you gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: One show tonight, two shows on Saturday, Palm Beach Improv.
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: You know I love the movie Independence Day. Yes. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: And so I have put a speech in front of you,
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  Speaker 1: the famous speech by Bill Pullman, but I always wondered
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  Speaker 1: what that speech would sound like had they cast Al
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  Speaker 1: Pacino as the role of President of the United States
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  Speaker 1: of America. Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join
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  Speaker 4: others from around the world, and you will be launching
• 8:21
  Speaker 4: the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind.
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  Speaker 4: That word should have new meaning for all of us today.
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  Speaker 1: Robert De Niro.
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  Speaker 2: We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. No,
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  Speaker 2: we cannot. I'm adding little bits here. Little bits.
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  Speaker 1: Do whatever you want.
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  Speaker 2: We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: fake that today is the 4th of July. And you
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  Speaker 2: will once again be fighting for our freedom.
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  Speaker 1: Mel Kiper.
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  Speaker 7: Talk about tyranny. Not from any tyranny, oppression, or persecution,
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  Speaker 7: but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live,
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  Speaker 7: to exist. And at the end of the day, we
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  Speaker 7: should win the day. The 4th of July will no
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  Speaker 7: longer be known as an American holiday, but as the
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  Speaker 7: day when the world declared in one voice, we will
• 9:16
  Speaker 7: not go quietly into the night and also eat as
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  Speaker 7: many hot dogs as possible.
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  Speaker 10: Possible john gruden i tell you what man i'm thinking
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  Speaker 10: about those hot dogs there we will not vanish this
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  Speaker 10: actually would be pretty good as a group man yes
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  Speaker 10: we will not vanish without a.
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  Speaker 1: Fight yeah i almost want you to start over and
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: do the entire thing probably.
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  Speaker 7: Gonna man we're gonna live on We're going to survive.
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  Speaker 7: Today we celebrate our Independence Day. Let's start this thing over.
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  Speaker 7: Let's do a little Robin Williams. Doing the reverse thing.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
• 9:51
  Speaker 7: In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join
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  Speaker 7: others from around the world, and we will be launching
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  Speaker 7: the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind.
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  Speaker 2: Mankind, man!
• 10:04
  Speaker 7: That's one word that should have a new meaning for
• 10:08
  Speaker 7: all of us today. We can't be consumed by our
• 10:11
  Speaker 7: petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest.
• 10:15
  Speaker 7: Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, man.
• 10:19
  Speaker 7: And you will once again be fighting.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: For our freedom.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but.
• 10:27
  Speaker 7: From annihilation, man. We're fighting for our right to live,
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  Speaker 7: to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th
• 10:35
  Speaker 7: of July will no longer be known as an American holiday.
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: I love America, man.
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  Speaker 7: But as the day when the world declared in one voice,
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  Speaker 7: we will not go quietly into the night. We will
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  Speaker 7: not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on.
• 10:49
  Speaker 7: We're going to survive. Today, we will celebrate. Spider 2
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  Speaker 7: Y Banana Man.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: It was better as gridded.
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  Speaker 2: Independence Day. I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 7: Listen, we'd have kicked those aliens' asses if we had
• 11:04
  Speaker 7: Spider 2-Y Banana back.
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  Speaker 2: They're running Tampa 3. Come on, man.
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  Speaker 7: What are we going to do? We're on Spider 2-Y.
• 11:12
  Speaker 7: You know who the primary is on Spider 2-Y Banana?
• 11:15
  Speaker 9: Who?
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: The fullback, man! It's the fullback! I'm tempted to have
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: you do it as every character. I just want to
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: hear the first line and what it would sound like
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: if Bill Walton did it.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
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  Speaker 7: How great is this? It's actually not great at all.
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  Speaker 7: In less than an hour, which will be the time
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  Speaker 7: I get to the middle of the speech, aircraft from
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  Speaker 7: here will join others from around the world and you'll
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  Speaker 7: be launching the largest serial battle in the history of...
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  Speaker 7: of Western civilization and mankind.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying it out to see how it sounds.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: Two shows, Palm Beach Improv. He has one tonight. He
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  Speaker 1: has two tomorrow. Jim Rome, just doing the first sentence.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. What is up?
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  Speaker 7: In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join
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  Speaker 7: others from around the world, and you'll be launching the
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  Speaker 7: largest aerial battle in the history of mankind.
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  Speaker 1: Mankind.
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  Speaker 2: What a great word.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that speech would, like if Morgan Freeman
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  Speaker 1: did it, it'd be more controlled. I'm not certain it
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  Speaker 1: would get the troops pumped up, but I'd like to
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  Speaker 1: hear it anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: others from around the world and we will be launching
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind.
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  Speaker 7: Mankind.
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  Speaker 2: That word should have new meaning for all of us today.
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  Speaker 1: Freeman's actually perfect.
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  Speaker 2: It's quite good. I did play the president.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: My wife loves your Freeman the most. That's her favorite character.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, well, she's an ex-lady.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Who also wants to go to the early show on Saturday.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, the early show on Beach and Pop.
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  Speaker 1: Way to promote it, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: Morgan, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: No problem, sir. Can we try it out one more time?
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Let's try.
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  Speaker 2: Adam Sandler. Hey, good morning. In less than an hour,
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  Speaker 2: guess what? Aircraft from here will join others from around
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  Speaker 2: the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial
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  Speaker 2: battle in the history of mankind.
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  Speaker 3: Mankind!
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  Speaker 2: That word should have new meaning for all of us today. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to be something different when the aliens come
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  Speaker 2: and get us.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: The aliens are trying to get us, but Will.
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: Smith is going to save us.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Three shows, two nights, Palm Beach Improv. I have another
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  Speaker 1: movie script for you. You can put that one down.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: Are you tired?
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Do you like the movie Miracle? Have you seen
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: that one?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: You're familiar with Herb Brooks' speech to the guys before
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: they went out and played Russia, right?
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so who do you think is the best? character
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: to do this one.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, the best character.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: I was thinking I would like to hear if John
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Madden were a hockey coach instead of a football coach.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: Great moments are born from great opportunity. That's what you
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  Speaker 4: have here tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight.
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  Speaker 1: One game.
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  Speaker 2: If we played them 10 games... They might win nine.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, nine out of ten.
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  Speaker 4: That's like those dentists on those, you know, those toothpaste commercials.
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  Speaker 2: Nine out of ten dentists recommend. Where are the other ones?
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: Where are the other dentists who recommend this?
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  Speaker 1: Where's the one?
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if we played them ten times. But not
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  Speaker 4: this game. Not tonight. Tonight we skate with them. You know, tonight.
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  Speaker 4: We stay with them, and we shut them down because,
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, because we care.
• 14:19
  Speaker 7: Boom!
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: All right, my producer is in my ear and is
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: demanding because he thinks it's the best voice, it's the
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  Speaker 1: best character for the Miracle Speech. He wants to hear
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: it as Mel Kuyper.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: Talk about tonight.
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  Speaker 7: We are the greatest hockey team in the history of
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  Speaker 7: the entire world. You're born to be hockey players, every
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  Speaker 7: one of you, and you're meant to be here tonight.
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: This is your time. Their time is done. And at
• 14:46
  Speaker 7: the end of the day, it's over for the bad
• 14:48
  Speaker 7: guys because we're the good guys. And I'm sick and
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: Soviets have.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Screw them.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: This is your time. Now go out there and take
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: it to them.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Pod, pod, pod, pod, pod, pod.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Pod's a bitch.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: All right, last one. I know you're exhausted. You're about
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: to sip that coffee. But the last few lines of
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: the miracle speech is Al Pacino.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: And you were meant to be here tonight. This is
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: your time. Their time is done.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: It's over.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: hockey team the Soviets have.
• 15:25
  Speaker 11: Screw him! This is your time! Now go out there
• 15:30
  Speaker 11: and take it! It was just the screw him that
• 15:35
  Speaker 11: I wanted. I want to hear every character do screw him.
• 15:39
  Speaker 11: Screw him, man!
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Screw him!
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Boom!
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Hey, you got to screw him! Back to the matter is,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: screw him. I believe, I got to go Paul Giamatti
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: on it. I believe we're going to have to screw him. Yes,
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: of course. Do you want to?
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Ah, yes, of course. Screw them.
• 15:59
  Speaker 8: Ooh, yes.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Why, why, why?
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Because, oh, how about a little Seth Rogen?
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, screw him. Where did that come from? I don't know.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: It was hiding in here. How about John C.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Reilly?
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Great moments are born from great opportunities. You know that?
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: And that's what you have here tonight, boys. That's what
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: you've earned here tonight. One game, if we played them
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: ten times, they might win nine. But not this game,
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: not tonight. Tonight we skate with them. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: Screw them. This is your time, though. Go out there
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: and take it. Did you touch my hockey stick?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Romo.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jim. Jim, screw him, Jim. And I'm not talking
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: about the Soviets.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Barkley.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Screw these knuckleheads, man. The Soviets are terrible.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Bush.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Screwificate them, man.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Trump.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: Well, we're talking about screwing them. You know, there's a
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: bunch of bad guys. And we're the good guys. There's
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: the good guys and the bad guys. And you know
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: what you say to the bad guys?
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Screw them.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: That's actually what he does.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: And now I'm going to go name something after me.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: The Palm Beach Improv.
• 17:22
  Speaker 12: The Trump Palm Beach Improv right next to Donald Trump
• 17:27
  Speaker 12: National Airport. It's DJT National Airport right here in the
• 17:32
  Speaker 12: Gulf of Trump.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Can I hear, did we do Rome on Screw Em?
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: Screw Em.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I just say Screw Em. Bill Walton, Screw Em.
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: This is the greatest screwing in the history of Western civilization.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: God, I love you so much.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, that was fun.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Can I hear Jim Rome just say Screw Em?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Screw Em.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Incredible.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Phenomenal. Just Screw Em.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: De Niro?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Screw them.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: Huh?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Screw them. Is that what you're looking for?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: That's the face that gets me every time. That's what
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: you were looking for? Screw them.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Screw them.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Screw you.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Screw you, Russians.
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: Huh?
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: You hear me?
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: You hear me?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: KGB, of course you hear me.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Because you're the KGB. You hear me?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Nick Cage is mad and screw him.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Screw him.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: It's amazing, Frank.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Do you believe in miracles?
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Yes!
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: How did the Nick Cage's Madden from the movie, obviously.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: But how do you do it? Like, how do you get.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: It's really just Nicolas Cage, and you just list him
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: in the movie. He's Nicolas Cage during the John Madden.
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: Boom!
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Tough actin' to an actin'. Gets rid of it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Frank Galeando, he has three shows down here over two nights.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Bomb Beach Improv. One on Friday and two on Saturday.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Thank you for doing this. I'm sorry your name appeared
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: in the Epstein files. And I apologize about your Tesla.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I do love the idea that you need your son
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: to validate your wife's opinion on the car.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Man, there's a lot of truth to that. I got
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: to get my Elon Musk even better. Then I should
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: send the message to Tesla, ask Elon. There's a lot
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: of him.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: You've given me ideas here now. I can have celebrities
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: call for things on my behalf. Just make me a reservation.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: We're going to need to put it under a secret name.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Don't put it under my name. Put it under Stugatz.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Frank, do you get tired doing this? How long before
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: you get tired?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Once the shows are sold out, I'm tired. Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: So before they come out to see you. Okay.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Make them tired, everyone. Buy tickets. Palm Beach Improv. He
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: has shows tonight and two shows on Saturday. Thank you
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: for doing this. Great to see you, buddy.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Great to see you, my man.
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Joining us now is Baltimore Ravens safety Jalen Hawkins. Jalen
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: is part of a Ravens defense that comes into the
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: season with high expectations. They always do. They're coming off
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: a 24-18 win this past weekend against Tennessee. Jalen, great
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: to have you with us. What are you eating, man?
• 20:29
  Speaker 13: I'm eating yogurt and other. Shout out Seggies. Seggies yogurt.
• 20:32
  Speaker 13: One of my favorites. Seggies or Seggies? I don't know
• 20:34
  Speaker 13: how you say it, but like.
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: One of my favorite brands. One of my favorite snacks.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite flavor for yogurt? I go vanilla.
• 20:44
  Speaker 13: I go vanilla, too. But then it's like, I go strawberry, though.
• 20:48
  Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I like strawberry a lot, too.
• 20:55
  Speaker 9: Look it up.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Now, when you really want to eat, I know that's, listen,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: you're in season, you got to stay in shape. But
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: what is the perfect meal for you, Jalen?
• 21:04
  Speaker 9: Some tacos. Tacos. Some street tacos from Cali.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 21:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah, some street tacos, cilantro, onion, green sauce.
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: Beans and rice.
• 21:18
  Speaker 13: Yeah, Mexican food, me and Mexican food is like, man.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: So do you go like three tacos, two carne, one chicken?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: How do you do it? Like how do we go
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: about this when you order?
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: I go four. I go four, two carne, two pollo.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 21:33
  Speaker 9: You know what I'm saying? Throw that on there.
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 21:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah, some chips and guac.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Jalen, how is Lamar feeling? I know you haven't been
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: asked that too often, but I'm wondering just how is
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: your quarterback feeling?
• 21:49
  Speaker 9: He's good.
• 21:50
  Speaker 13: I'm pretty sure he's good. Last time I seen him
• 21:53
  Speaker 13: was the other day. He's good.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: You expecting to play with him this weekend, or what
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: do you think?
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: It's about my pay grade to answer that. I don't know.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I'm putting you in a bad spot.
• 22:06
  Speaker 13: I don't really know too much what's going on, but,
• 22:10
  Speaker 13: you know, we're just going to let that question be
• 22:13
  Speaker 13: the question.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: That was very well done. He goes right back to
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: the yogurt and granola.
• 22:20
  Speaker 14: Jalen, I was a fan of you last year on
• 22:21
  Speaker 14: the Patriots because my roommate in North Carolina was Mack Hollins,
• 22:24
  Speaker 14: and I kind of just root for whatever team he's on.
• 22:28
  Speaker 14: You signed with the Ravens this offseason. What led to
• 22:30
  Speaker 14: your decision signing with the Ravens and trusting your future
• 22:34
  Speaker 14: with Coach Minnert?
• 22:37
  Speaker 13: You know, just going through it, going through that process, man.
• 22:40
  Speaker 13: Weighing out options, obviously. Seeing, you know, how much this
• 22:44
  Speaker 13: team and this franchise historically has been great and seeing just,
• 22:48
  Speaker 13: you know, what they're working towards.
• 22:50
  Speaker 9: You know, I was just like, man, I want to
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: be a part of that and help that out. You
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: know what I'm saying? Which is obviously the pinnacle of
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: the Super Bowl to win. So.
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, man, that's what it was. Prayed about it, and
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: now we're here.
• 23:03
  Speaker 13: You know, been a season of a long season, you know,
• 23:08
  Speaker 13: just getting started. So, plan on, you know, week in,
• 23:11
  Speaker 13: week out, you know, doing what we got to do
• 23:13
  Speaker 13: to win.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Is there a hit that you've made in your career
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: that you're proudest of that stands out for you, that
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: you think about it all the time? Like, man, I
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: got that guy good.
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: I got a couple hits, but, like, It was when
• 23:26
  Speaker 9: I was younger, but they're illegal, though. You know what
• 23:29
  Speaker 9: I'm saying? I got thrown out the game, though.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 23:33
  Speaker 9: Like, I got thrown out the game. That's when I
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: was in college, though.
• 23:36
  Speaker 13: I had a pretty good hit this past, well, in Dallas.
• 23:41
  Speaker 13: I met somebody in the hole. I got a pretty good,
• 23:43
  Speaker 13: pretty good, pretty good hit about a week ago in Brazil.
• 23:47
  Speaker 13: But other than that, man, I just, you know, hit,
• 23:51
  Speaker 13: try to make sure I'm in the strike zone, try
• 23:53
  Speaker 13: to make sure, you know, I don't get penalized or
• 23:56
  Speaker 13: like if I don't get, I don't get thrown out
• 23:57
  Speaker 13: the game or anything like that or fine now.
• 23:59
  Speaker 9: Now it's fine.
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 24:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah. I would say that. Yeah.
• 24:07
  Speaker 15: Jalen, one of my favorite things to ask defensive players
• 24:09
  Speaker 15: when they join us is who's the toughest guy to tackle.
• 24:12
  Speaker 15: And a lot of answers we get are Derrick Henry
• 24:15
  Speaker 15: and Lamar Jackson, who just both happen to be on
• 24:18
  Speaker 15: your team. What's it like going up against them every
• 24:20
  Speaker 15: day in practice and thankful that you're not going up
• 24:23
  Speaker 15: against them on Sundays?
• 24:24
  Speaker 13: Oh, man, those dudes are crazy. Like, those dudes are,
• 24:27
  Speaker 13: you know, generational talents, man. Lamar, obviously, you see what
• 24:30
  Speaker 13: he does every Sunday. You see how he moves, how
• 24:32
  Speaker 13: twitchy he is. Like, that's one of a kind right there.
• 24:35
  Speaker 13: And then he can throw. He's a playmaker. And especially, like,
• 24:40
  Speaker 13: being a defensive player, playing against that caliber of player
• 24:43
  Speaker 13: is kind of tough.
• 24:44
  Speaker 9: It's hard to play him. Plan out for that.
• 24:46
  Speaker 13: And then when you play Derek, it's like, damn, you
• 24:47
  Speaker 13: have to come up with a whole tackling plan. And
• 24:52
  Speaker 13: you got to make sure you don't get stiff on
• 24:54
  Speaker 13: or ran over. You know, so you got to figure out,
• 24:59
  Speaker 13: you know, which body part you can grab because he's
• 25:02
  Speaker 13: coming downhill and he's like a freight train.
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: So I would just say, man, those two guys right there, man.
• 25:09
  Speaker 13: And then not only that, man, just the people, like
• 25:11
  Speaker 13: the type of person they are, like, Really good people, man. Genuine, cool, kind.
• 25:15
  Speaker 13: Walk around the facility, talk to everybody. Work hard, you know,
• 25:19
  Speaker 13: day in and day out. So I got a number
• 25:22
  Speaker 13: of respect for them.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: So who's the hardest guy to tackle?
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: Who's the hardest guy to tackle? Back to the question.
• 25:28
  Speaker 9: You know, I got to talk to my teammates.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: There you go. Yes.
• 25:31
  Speaker 13: Somebody who's shifty and, like, I mean, I'll say De'Han.
• 25:36
  Speaker 13: De'Han for sure is, like, one of the hardest guys
• 25:38
  Speaker 13: to tackle.
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: Right. I mean, playing against him, that was pretty tough.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe Gibbs or someone like that. Go ahead, Taylor.
• 25:43
  Speaker 14: Jaylen, you mentioned that Cowboys game. It was probably the
• 25:46
  Speaker 14: game of the year so far, that game in Rio.
• 25:49
  Speaker 14: I'm trying to workshop a take, and I would love
• 25:51
  Speaker 14: your support as a defensive player. The only thing prevent
• 25:54
  Speaker 14: defense does is prevent your team from winning.
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: I mean, it depends how you coach it, though.
• 26:02
  Speaker 13: Right. I feel like it just, I mean, I don't
• 26:05
  Speaker 13: know how they coach it, but it just depends how
• 26:06
  Speaker 13: you coach it. That prevent D, how deep you are,
• 26:12
  Speaker 13: the depth that you have, you know, because obviously you're
• 26:15
  Speaker 13: trying to protect. And it also depends what you're trying
• 26:17
  Speaker 13: to protect. You know, I think in that situation, they're
• 26:21
  Speaker 13: trying to protect the touchdown more than the field goal.
• 26:24
  Speaker 13: So they may be a little too far back. So
• 26:26
  Speaker 13: I don't know. I feel like it just depends how
• 26:29
  Speaker 13: you coach it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Were you nervous before you played in the Super Bowl
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: last year?
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: A little bit. Yeah, it was a little bit. I mean,
• 26:36
  Speaker 9: it was a little jitters, man. A little bit. I
• 26:38
  Speaker 9: was more, I'm not sure, like, excited. But I was
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: still chilling. I was chilling, though.
• 26:42
  Speaker 13: Like, I was as nervous as I thought I was
• 26:44
  Speaker 13: going to be.
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 26:45
  Speaker 9: And then, obviously, when I got to the game, I
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: was vibing.
• 26:48
  Speaker 13: And then, like, I think what really kind of gets
• 26:51
  Speaker 13: you is, like, you know, the longer intro, the longer
• 26:58
  Speaker 13: Pledge of Elite, National Anthem, stuff like that. You're kind
• 27:00
  Speaker 13: of just sitting there, like, okay, when we... When are
• 27:03
  Speaker 13: we going to get going? When are we going to
• 27:05
  Speaker 13: get going? You know, I think that's what kind of
• 27:07
  Speaker 13: gets you. But, yeah, no, I was really excited. I
• 27:09
  Speaker 13: had some jitters.
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Do you prefer a 1 o'clock game, a 4 o'clock game?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: 6.30 seems way too late. Like, you have to wait
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: around all day, man. That's too much, right?
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: Four. I like four.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: You like four? Yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: Four is smoother.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Four is smoother. Why do you like four over one?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Four allows you just to– yeah, go ahead.
• 27:26
  Speaker 13: You can sleep in. Before you can sleep in, got
• 27:29
  Speaker 13: to push back a little bit. You got some extra time,
• 27:31
  Speaker 13: you know, look at things, do what you want to do.
• 27:34
  Speaker 13: And then, you know, it's kind of at a good
• 27:36
  Speaker 13: mid spot, you know, when you're done with the game,
• 27:38
  Speaker 13: it's not too late.
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: So I like for it.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Should Patriot fans be behind Drake May? You played with
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Drake May. So he took you to a Super Bowl.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: You guys all went to a Super Bowl together. And
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Patriot fans have been getting on him, although he played
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: better last week in beating Buffalo and Josh Allen on
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: the road. Patriot fans should stay loyal to that kid, right?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: He's going to be great. Do you agree?
• 27:59
  Speaker 13: Yeah, most def, most def, man. Nothing but love for
• 28:02
  Speaker 13: that dude. And respect, you know, just as him as
• 28:05
  Speaker 13: a player, person, everything, man. That kid has obviously a
• 28:09
  Speaker 13: bright future. And, you know, just because, you know, everybody
• 28:13
  Speaker 13: has hiccups, you know. It's the list. It's part of
• 28:16
  Speaker 13: being a professional athlete. It's part of being an athlete.
• 28:20
  Speaker 13: Can't be perfect. So, and I know him. He, you know,
• 28:23
  Speaker 13: he has the strong, you know, will to bounce back.
• 28:27
  Speaker 13: And I know he's confident and obviously he's hella talented.
• 28:30
  Speaker 13: So yeah, they're for sure to stay around him. I
• 28:32
  Speaker 13: don't see no reason to switching up. Like why switch
• 28:35
  Speaker 13: up on somebody based off a couple of games? You know,
• 28:37
  Speaker 13: that's kind of weird, but you know, that's how fans
• 28:41
  Speaker 13: and things are nowadays in media.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Us, yes.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: You didn't want to say it, but I'll say it. Us.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Jalen.
• 28:53
  Speaker 14: Jalen, as a Cal Golden Bear, I know Fernando Mendoza
• 28:57
  Speaker 14: went on to have the most success at Indiana and
• 28:59
  Speaker 14: win a national title there. But do you have any
• 29:01
  Speaker 14: problem that it seems like Indiana gets all the credit
• 29:04
  Speaker 14: for Mendoza when it's like a lot of his work
• 29:06
  Speaker 14: came from being a Cal Golden Bear?
• 29:09
  Speaker 13: It did come from being a cow, but then at
• 29:11
  Speaker 13: the end of the day, when you went that Maddie though,
• 29:13
  Speaker 13: it's a little different when you, you know what I'm saying?
• 29:15
  Speaker 13: So obviously I feel like, um, Indiana, you know, that
• 29:19
  Speaker 13: team was very good. And so like, you know, going
• 29:23
  Speaker 13: over there, that really changed his trajectory on things.
• 29:26
  Speaker 9: I feel like, I mean, Cal obviously helped.
• 29:28
  Speaker 13: You know, groom and build him, but obviously, you know,
• 29:32
  Speaker 13: he went to a different school and did what he did. So,
• 29:35
  Speaker 13: if I was Indiana I would take the credit you
• 29:38
  Speaker 13: know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying and
• 29:39
  Speaker 13: also Cal takes credit too but like you wouldn't deny
• 29:42
  Speaker 13: you know what.
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: I'm saying like everyone defeated so it's like alright like
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: you know you came over here and turned up so
• 29:49
  Speaker 8: it's like alright like yeah I would say yeah we
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: take the credit you know what I'm saying and I
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: do see like certain posts where Cal football you know
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: shouts at my like when he got drafted, they're like
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: shout out to Fernando Mendoza, um, you know, Cal grad, uh,
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: and then also Indiana, you know, it's just a little
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: more powerful when you win a national championship.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: You got a little something for the Falcons this week, uh,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: because they waived you, right? You got something for him.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: You've been thinking about this when you circled it.
• 30:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah. I mean, this game is my second time playing.
• 30:23
  Speaker 9: This is leaving.
• 30:24
  Speaker 13: Um, since I decided to leave that program, uh, Nothing
• 30:28
  Speaker 13: but respect and, you know, nothing but respect for them,
• 30:30
  Speaker 13: you know, because at the end of the day, you know,
• 30:31
  Speaker 13: they helped change my life.
• 30:32
  Speaker 9: You know, I got a call.
• 30:33
  Speaker 13: They gave me the call. They drafted me, stuff like that. But, yeah,
• 30:36
  Speaker 13: I remember last year was my first time playing them. And,
• 30:39
  Speaker 13: you know, I had that game circled. And this year,
• 30:42
  Speaker 13: you know, I'm able to go back to Mercedes for
• 30:44
  Speaker 13: the first time in my career.
• 30:45
  Speaker 9: So I decided to go out there and.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Do my thing. All right, Jalen. We appreciate it. Jalen Hawkins,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Raven Safety. We appreciate your time, sir. We'd like to
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: have you back on more often. I want to talk
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: food with you. Just food, okay?
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: Oh, man, we could talk that all day.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Then we'll do it.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know where you're from.
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: Where are you from?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I'm from New York, man. New York pizza.
• 31:05
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, you know food.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you know.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Italian, you know.
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: You know. But I don't know, Brett. Last thing, I
• 31:11
  Speaker 9: don't know if New York knows Mexican food like that.
• 31:14
  Speaker 9: I mean, you got to tell me.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, we do. Not Manhattan. We pride ourselves
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: on Italian, on steak, and on dirty water dogs. I
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: just asked Demario Davis the better food city, New Orleans
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: or New York, and he was torn. I think it
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: was a slight nod to New Orleans. The food is
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: so good there.
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah. They got good food, too.
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'll talk. Listen, if you want to carve
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: out an hour or two of your busy schedule, I
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do. I'll just be sitting here waiting
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: I'm online, man. Get my number. All right.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to hang up, and I'm going to get
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: your number in just a second. We appreciate you doing this.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Good luck against Atlanta, man. Thank you again for the time.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: We appreciate it.
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: Have a good one. All right.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you.