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Ms. Pat Talks New Season Of "The Ms. Pat Show", Being Emmy Nominated & More · The Breakfast Club

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Speaker 1: Wait that ass up in the morning. Breakfast Club. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's the world. Just want to show to breakfast Club.
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Speaker 1: Charlottage and God Angela y dj Envy is not here today,
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Speaker 1: but we got a special guest in the building. Man.
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Speaker 1: She ain't got so much money and you know she
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Speaker 1: about to be on Season three. Emmy nominated. Falk Show
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Speaker 1: Emmy nominated. Miss Patti's hell so glad to be back.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, Miss Patten. How are you? I'm fine? How
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Speaker 1: you feel? How to success feel? It feels damn good.
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Speaker 1: It feels good. I ain't gotta be a real plan
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Speaker 1: for no food stamps. It feels good. I ain't got
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Speaker 1: a lot, no more about my man in the bed
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Speaker 1: with me. It feels great. Person on the floor, we're
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Speaker 1: gonna do that. Oh yeah, that's right. You put your
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Speaker 1: purse on the floor. You money go away. What kind
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Speaker 1: of person now it's a big body channel too, it's
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Speaker 1: a big well. First of all, congratulations on the Emmy nomination.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. That came out of nowhere, because
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Speaker 1: you know that's the first season. BT has never been
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Speaker 1: had a nomination for Emmy before, so that really can't
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Speaker 1: they've never been nominated. They don't even put themselves. I
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Speaker 1: don't even think they get out there like that, I guess.
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Speaker 1: But it was the first one for B and BT plus.
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Speaker 1: But you've got a lot of people subscribing. Yes, yes,
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Speaker 1: BT plus is only what three years old going on,
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Speaker 1: and then we get them their first inmination with Emmy nomination,
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Speaker 1: with our first said y'all have me said, I'm not
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Speaker 1: so long, dude, I don't fell asleep full time. Come
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Speaker 1: over here. I was listening to your pat down podcast
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Speaker 1: and you were saying how you fell asleep when you
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Speaker 1: go out all the time, and you fell asleep at
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Speaker 1: who normal Lear's birthday party? And he was he turned
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Speaker 1: one hundred. I'm like, how the hell are you still away?
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Speaker 1: It's nine thirty, hill man, man, I was so sleeping.
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Speaker 1: Jordan can't waking members like patting the TV. I said,
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Speaker 1: I don't give a damn sleeping would have loved you,
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Speaker 1: he did, I know dou talk about but he would
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Speaker 1: have definitely give you a show back. Oh yeah, he
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Speaker 1: would have gave me a show. He saw the show
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Speaker 1: and say that you know everything y'all doing. This is
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Speaker 1: how I wanted to push the envelope. But back in
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Speaker 1: those days, people were watching TV with the bibe in
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Speaker 1: their hand. You know, they just couldn't you know, they
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Speaker 1: couldn't do it. I feel like all those shows did
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Speaker 1: push the envelope, the All in the Family push it,
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Speaker 1: but not like we pushed it. Yeah, yeah, you can
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Speaker 1: you imagine that many niggas on All Good Time. Can
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Speaker 1: you imagine the Archid Bunker saying nigga? I thought he did. No,
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Speaker 1: I don't think now now I think George said cracker
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Speaker 1: because I don't think we're gonna let no Archid Bunk
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Speaker 1: or no races to us and say no, no, no, nigga.
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Speaker 1: I thought that was the whole point of this show.
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Speaker 1: I haven't watched All the Family so long. Thought I
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Speaker 1: thought he was a racist on the show. But he was.
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Speaker 1: But racist. Don't say the VID unless you block them
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Speaker 1: in traffic. But I love to see I talking about
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Speaker 1: going to Emmy parties and actually going to the Emmy's
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Speaker 1: and how incredible that was for you, you know, like
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Speaker 1: I said, it was, it was unexpected, and you know,
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Speaker 1: I was just excited, your little old girl from the
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Speaker 1: waist center of a noun and I'm sitting here the
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Speaker 1: damn Emmy. But you know, they was talking about me.
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Speaker 1: I gotta said something about you, something just talking about me.
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Speaker 1: They said, I look like the game of thrown cook
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Speaker 1: in my dress. I never seen its game like a cook,
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Speaker 1: I said, your bald head man. And Jordan's always your
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Speaker 1: plus one. He's always my plus one. My rider died,
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Speaker 1: my husband don't want to you don't want to do
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Speaker 1: the red carpet, and she sometimes I takes my son,
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Speaker 1: but Jordan is always my plus one. And you know
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Speaker 1: the past show had received one hundred percent rating on
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Speaker 1: Rotten Tomatoes. Yes, yes, people, people finally has a mama
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Speaker 1: that's not perfect. Ain't nobody mama perfect? You know your
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Speaker 1: mama go home? Remember back in the day you tell you,
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Speaker 1: did your mama tell you the unbuckle her bra? No?
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Speaker 1: What that woman got? No titters like me? No people
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Speaker 1: who mama got big old ten to be like, well,
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Speaker 1: I take my bram the ship da. I've been trying
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Speaker 1: to get out of this ship for two that. I'm like,
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Speaker 1: Oh my kids, I'm butting my bra. I can't get
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Speaker 1: in my brother myself. I'm a forty four age. Ain't
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Speaker 1: you didn't even know the ship with the age? Did you?
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Speaker 1: The real stand for House of pancakes either, But you
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Speaker 1: know what about your should though I will say this,
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Speaker 1: you know, while it is a comedy, it is some
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Speaker 1: real issues on there. And I know for you it's
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Speaker 1: it's semi autobiographical. And so what are some things that
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Speaker 1: you learned about yourself? Because sometimes you reflect on you know,
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Speaker 1: things that happened when you were younger and your child,
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Speaker 1: and you didn't realize how much of an impact it
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Speaker 1: has on your life. Now. That show made me do
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Speaker 1: a lot of forgiving. There was a lot of stories
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Speaker 1: that I wanted that I thought I wanted to tell
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Speaker 1: that I thought I didn't have feelings behind it, Like
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Speaker 1: the Black How episode. I don't know if you saw
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Speaker 1: that that was that was touch there. On that one,
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Speaker 1: I had my natural hair out and it tuk a
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Speaker 1: lot because I was like, John, don't want what if
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Speaker 1: I got them that bad as hell? But that was
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Speaker 1: the whole point of saying, how is so much pain
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Speaker 1: behind black women hair? Because the first person telling your
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Speaker 1: hair's fucked up for a lot of us is all, Mama,
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Speaker 1: shut your nap hair ass down, and it's that it
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Speaker 1: was just what was done to them. So you get
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Speaker 1: in between they and they pull your hair and it's painful,
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Speaker 1: and then they braid it the comb, the hot comb,
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Speaker 1: and a lot of pain was came through that fucking,
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Speaker 1: you know, black hair. So I wanted to do that
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Speaker 1: and we did it, and so many women thanked me
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Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, and I think people also don't realize,
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Speaker 1: like you were saying, you wear a wig, but it's
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Speaker 1: not because necessarily that you hate your hair sometimes it,
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Speaker 1: I said, just convince it. What I mean, well, we
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Speaker 1: can't well what I what we do to these wigs.
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Speaker 1: We can't do the fucking black hair, you know when
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Speaker 1: your white people, Hell, so why not put it on
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Speaker 1: our head? Just straighten their damage that and throw the
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Speaker 1: shit in trash and keep going. When you really want
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Speaker 1: to look like you the mother lamb pulled that shit out.
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Speaker 1: I want to do and I want to be real,
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Speaker 1: real black. I just say, take this ship a little question,
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Speaker 1: let's rock it on that, and that's what I do.
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Speaker 1: Do you feel like you'll wear your natural hair more often? Now?
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Speaker 1: Hell no, I'm timderheaded. I ain't been been wearing that
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Speaker 1: shit and I got comb my half. Can you imagine
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Speaker 1: me picking out a hair fro and I'll be passing
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Speaker 1: on myself. Shit, me you peeing on yourself. You ain't
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Speaker 1: that oldman being I had locked cheers, told ars about company.
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you my ya got them. You don't know them.
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Speaker 1: I know fifty old pussy. If you got one of
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Speaker 1: home s, gonna teall you the truth about it now
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Speaker 1: that you know you can't get that up. I don't
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Speaker 1: want to fuck Verage's grade. Then Johnny's closed. This motherfucker's
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Speaker 1: like running shoot. You remember the shoot store running shoot?
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Speaker 1: We out of bed, but ain't making that. I don't
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Speaker 1: even know this because I like being imam weight. She
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Speaker 1: talked about it. But whatever, my co hosts on that service,
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Speaker 1: guys trying to catch something. Man, who who you got?
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Speaker 1: I'm about to give my type puss back teeth and
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Speaker 1: told you that nobody going on there. So John, if
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Speaker 1: I had a kid and some stitches stitches in my
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Speaker 1: my underwell, I don't need no type for John. That's
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Speaker 1: where you not you that for the They ain't got
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Speaker 1: no man my home. Take my slipping pusson. We go
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Speaker 1: to bed together. Hold on, do you tell him that
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Speaker 1: it's Pete or does he think he's really getting you
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Speaker 1: this excited? Well, you don't be the Pete doing the day.
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Speaker 1: What the wrong on you shotows me think I have
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Speaker 1: you piss a little bit during the day when your
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Speaker 1: coffin sneeze eyes wrong and you laugh a lot, So
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Speaker 1: I now so yeah, you patting a lot of you laugh.
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Speaker 1: You don't help me change it? You did, I don't know,
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Speaker 1: like a championship belt buck makes your path to Troy
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Speaker 1: to the back, getting them fucking depending. I'm on you, panem,
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Speaker 1: I don't give keep adding to them. I saw time
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Speaker 1: that's a good endorsement deal view. Yeah, I need ain't
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Speaker 1: come on panting. I saw the TikTok that the way
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Speaker 1: you keep the pante line. You can't just put them straight.
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Speaker 1: You gotta put them like this for them to work
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Speaker 1: really really good. I thought, shouldn't they have wings because
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Speaker 1: I know they ain't talking about the wins. You gotta
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Speaker 1: put them sideways and then you go different. Got to
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Speaker 1: put them like a lego block in your drawls more
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Speaker 1: than one. Yeah, of course, what's the difference between depends
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Speaker 1: then and panty line. Depends is draws that will make
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Speaker 1: up my side. Pante is one side, fit's off. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but you need to now they have different sides because
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Speaker 1: all the way up way up. You need to right.
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Speaker 1: Your mama got to to actually got three your wife
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Speaker 1: got one plug. I'll be letting me old a lot
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Speaker 1: of you. Now. One thing I will say that I
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Speaker 1: think also added the set of the show is that
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Speaker 1: you worked it. Like everybody knew about the Miss Pass Show,
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Speaker 1: and I have to say the fact that you went
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Speaker 1: out and then all of these interviews and really put
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Speaker 1: in the work to promote and let people know, and
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Speaker 1: the people like you personally. You know. The thing is
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Speaker 1: a lot of time when people get shows, they's like, oh, well,
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Speaker 1: it's my show and I'm on this network. It's up
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Speaker 1: to the network to promote it. I'm an ex drug deal.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna promote my own ship because at the end,
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Speaker 1: nobody believe in your ship like you do. Yeah, they
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Speaker 1: got the dollars to put you here. Now, I how
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Speaker 1: to pee a person from day one, and I was like, bitchless,
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Speaker 1: get it. And we're still getting it and I'm still rocking.
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Speaker 1: I don't stop promoting the second This is the second
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Speaker 1: season Miss Pass Show. The third season come out sometime
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Speaker 1: at the top of the year. You will see me
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Speaker 1: talking about this show till we dropped. The third season
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Speaker 1: and it's over and over to the ship the dos
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Speaker 1: on this bitch because and this is my fucking this
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Speaker 1: is what I work five years to get and the
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Speaker 1: last thing I ain't gonna let the motherfucker dude not
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Speaker 1: know about it. I don't give a fuck. Wow, man,
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Speaker 1: I have flies in my pocket. Hey, you don't know me,
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Speaker 1: but get to know me. Go and fucking watch BT players.
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Speaker 1: So you gotta gets always you know, you know where
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Speaker 1: out of mouth is most stronger than any commercial you
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Speaker 1: can you can put out. So it's like crack. You know,
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Speaker 1: Craig ain't never had no commercial, and I ain't got
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Speaker 1: no commercial, So I gotta keep on getting out here
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Speaker 1: like Craig. And it was only five years. It was
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Speaker 1: five years to get it out. Yeah, I mean I
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Speaker 1: felt like it was long. You know, we all know
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Speaker 1: it was a different networks. You know what different networks.
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Speaker 1: It was took five years to get this bitchy that
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Speaker 1: the networks that like, damn, we missed the boat on
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Speaker 1: this one. You know what. I went to the immage
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Speaker 1: and gets what I saw next to the Hulu people. Now,
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Speaker 1: he definitely dropped the ball. They dropped the ball, but
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Speaker 1: you know, maybe it didn't. Maybe they was that with
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Speaker 1: another show that was nominated for him. And you know,
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Speaker 1: like I told Jordan, I said, in this business, you
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Speaker 1: gotta learn the fuck with people who fuck with you.
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Speaker 1: I don't think we could have been as black as
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Speaker 1: we were if we was over at Hulu because b
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Speaker 1: ET plus let up be blacker than the motherfucker and
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Speaker 1: people love it, white people, black people. All walks is like,
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Speaker 1: thank you for being real. So I'm so glad that
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Speaker 1: bt pick picked us up and let us beat us.
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Speaker 1: And it's nice to also go with the underdog and
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Speaker 1: to be like the star at a place like that, because,
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Speaker 1: like you said, they hadn't been nominated for Emmy prior
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Speaker 1: to the Mispast Show. I've been the underdog and all
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Speaker 1: my fucking life, y'all know my story. I dropped out
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Speaker 1: of school at the ABE Craig, been through a lot
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Speaker 1: of shit. I don't mind starting from the bottom. Put
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Speaker 1: me at the bottom beach. I ain't gonna get on
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Speaker 1: that treadmill, but I'm gonna walk my way to the top.
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Speaker 1: You don't like the treadman shotting. I'm a little weight.
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Speaker 1: Every time I see people getting weight losster, they starting
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Speaker 1: to look like, motherfucking scalletal. I'm scared, I'm eat my breakfast,
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Speaker 1: mother juicing it. Y'all falling in and ship Vegan ain't
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Speaker 1: motherfucking vegan. I hate motherfucker who go and get surgeon
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Speaker 1: and then put on the waste training a bit, get
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Speaker 1: your black ass. You just get off the fucking chopping.
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Speaker 1: Tell you you're faking it till you make it. No,
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Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to lose some weight, but I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: do it. I'm gonna do it the right way. How
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Speaker 1: are you gonna do it? I don't know. Okay, we're
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Speaker 1: figuring out whatever that right way is. You know you
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Speaker 1: said you said something earlier about the TV show and
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Speaker 1: I guess you know when you was unpacking, like they
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Speaker 1: don't touch my hair episode, It was, I guess therapeutic
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Speaker 1: for you. It's more therapeutic than the book because the
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Speaker 1: book you let it all out. No, the book, you
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Speaker 1: know what, people don't know this. That was the second
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Speaker 1: rewrite of the book. The first book I wrote, laid
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Speaker 1: it all out, and I was like, oh no, no, no, no.
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Speaker 1: They made us go rewrite it because they said, and
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Speaker 1: if there's so many years now, I can see they
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Speaker 1: said it's gonna make white America cry. That first book
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Speaker 1: was some real shit. We need that. I'm trying to
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Speaker 1: figure out what could be more. Really, it told so
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Speaker 1: many more stories, It got so much in depth. This
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Speaker 1: the book that is out now, Rabbit, it's still good,
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Speaker 1: but it's just it's enough to push you down but
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Speaker 1: make you cry, but not make you say what the
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Speaker 1: fuck is going on? You need to do a reissue
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Speaker 1: with it because I feel like now you're at a
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Speaker 1: point where you could do that. Like, I get it.
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Speaker 1: You know, you were brand new to people. I read
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Speaker 1: that book on vacation. I was like, okay, and then
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Speaker 1: you came on the show after that, and I feel
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Speaker 1: like if you did a reissue and put all that
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Speaker 1: back in yeah time, how much row could it be
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Speaker 1: that it took you? It took out a lot, you know,
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Speaker 1: it took out It took out a lot of things
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Speaker 1: that I had been through. And it was it was,
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Speaker 1: it was, it was like, what the fuck? People? People
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Speaker 1: have a hard time reading it now you would have
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Speaker 1: really had a hard time reading it. So um, you know,
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Speaker 1: maybe maybe we'll do a movie one day. Who knows.
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Speaker 1: You got to oh yeah, come on, I need a
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Speaker 1: movie or rabbit they gave him and them one. They
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Speaker 1: gave him eight miles. Why not just give me rabbit.
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Speaker 1: They didn't even gotta give it to you though. You
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Speaker 1: gotta do it. Yeah, yeah, you know you got a position. Now,
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Speaker 1: you got the buck, you got the show, you got
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Speaker 1: the podcast, you got you've shown your track record of success. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I got an overall deal with Paramount and bt B. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: we're gonna do something. We're gonna do something. I promise
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Speaker 1: you now, even when I want to go back to
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Speaker 1: the Terry, when Terry didn't make the remark about your
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Speaker 1: head that took you back to your childhood, you said
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Speaker 1: it was your mom, the first person ever say something
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Speaker 1: to you a budget. Well, it's just abuse that I've
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Speaker 1: heard from my mom. Those are triggers, Triggers when people
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Speaker 1: say stuff to you, or you smell a certain thing.
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Speaker 1: When when it's when? When when it's trauma behind Absolutely
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Speaker 1: so in the show when he said nappyhead, it triggered.
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Speaker 1: And because they've done that in my real life, and
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Speaker 1: so that's how we wrote the episode, you know, and
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Speaker 1: that trigger took us through the whole episode. On the
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Speaker 1: black hair is that's something you stayed away from calling
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Speaker 1: people NAPPI at it no, but I don't use the
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Speaker 1: word nappy head, but because I know the trauma behind it,
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Speaker 1: but I say bitch, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, behind yeah.
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Speaker 1: I know. You said certain episodes you would get in
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Speaker 1: your car and cry because it was very emotional for
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Speaker 1: you to unpack some things. What do you think was
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Speaker 1: the most emotional episode for you? So it was the
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Speaker 1: black Hair episode. It was the one uh well, you
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Speaker 1: know the first season, the whole fight with me and
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Speaker 1: Tammy at the end, that was that was very, very tough.
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Speaker 1: But they have one where I did this year about
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Speaker 1: my mom. A boyfriend molested me and um that was
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Speaker 1: in the book. So to to say his name and
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Speaker 1: to relive those moments that was very that was very touching.
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Speaker 1: So that that was the night I rode home and
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Speaker 1: you know, and I kind of felt like I warned,
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Speaker 1: like I did with the Baby Daddy episode, and you know,
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Speaker 1: just to let the world get to see that. People
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Speaker 1: really appreciate it. You know, I've never seen that episode.
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Speaker 1: Wowod to watch I just I don't want to watch.
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Speaker 1: I don't want to watch you. But a lot of
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Speaker 1: people write me about that episode that in the Black
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Speaker 1: Help Hair episodes two of the most episode I get
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Speaker 1: rolled about and want the court. That had nothing to
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Speaker 1: do with the Miss Past show with Miss sophiel On
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Speaker 1: it not not the abortion episode. Oh god, I forgot
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Speaker 1: about the abortion episode. Well, the bortion episode is because
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Speaker 1: that was true to me too. Not quite to me,
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Speaker 1: but I've known women my age getting a bortion. I've
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Speaker 1: had a few abortions, and people get abortion while they're married.
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Speaker 1: Whether that because it was whole it was before the
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Speaker 1: role versus way too to let you know, just because
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Speaker 1: I say I do, don't mean you own my fucking body.
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Speaker 1: If I get pregnant, I don't want to have a baby.
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Speaker 1: You should respect me. You should respect especially at an
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Speaker 1: age of fifty. You know you older. You just can't.
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Speaker 1: When I had my first child, my fuck popped out
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Speaker 1: like a kid. Good. I was at school the next day.
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Speaker 1: I can't have no baby like that. Shut the fuck.
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Speaker 1: It's a difference when you buy right. So baby walking
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Speaker 1: down the street with me with an bellical corps. So
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Speaker 1: let you're write about that. You gotta respect the whole pitch.
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Speaker 1: When she says she can't get and it's all about
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Speaker 1: it's my body it's my will, and I get to
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Speaker 1: do what I want to say. Just because I said
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Speaker 1: I do to you don't mean you own me. The
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Speaker 1: former president, we had the former President of Planning parenthood
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Speaker 1: on it. She was saying, there's this misconception of who's
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Speaker 1: having abortions, and a lot of women who have abortions
17:35
Speaker 1: aren't married, they have other children, they don't want to
17:37
Speaker 1: have more, and they make a decision about their body
17:40
Speaker 1: and their family planning. And sometimes that's the decision that
17:43
Speaker 1: they make. Yeah, and then you do you really want
17:46
Speaker 1: to feed another niggle? It's your choice. It's your decision,
17:54
Speaker 1: your choice choice. Normal comedian. Lord, they're gonna drag the ship.
18:00
Speaker 1: It's my But I tell people all the time, if
18:04
Speaker 1: I choose to put five crackers in and set it
18:06
Speaker 1: off like the fourth of July, mine, you're fucking being
18:08
Speaker 1: as long as I'm not burning down, Yella John, they
18:10
Speaker 1: don't ever say nothing about me and nothing in socks.
18:13
Speaker 1: That killed baby too. I never a baby. If you
18:21
Speaker 1: put most of that spur, is not gonna be a baby.
18:23
Speaker 1: And I'm saying, had you put it in the cup
18:25
Speaker 1: and let it do what it did? How you know that? No,
18:27
Speaker 1: damn baby. It ain't get to grow yet. It's batter.
18:30
Speaker 1: It's baby battery. So you put that battle in me
18:34
Speaker 1: and we connect them eggs. Hey, so you shot that
18:36
Speaker 1: motherfucking the sock. It could have been sung. You probably
18:39
Speaker 1: killed Lebron James. Shot Lebron James on the sack. I
18:46
Speaker 1: never understood master beating in the sock. That makes no
18:48
Speaker 1: sense to me. Just use tissue because you're throwing it
18:49
Speaker 1: away and you damn you go. He don't blew his
18:51
Speaker 1: baby on the fucking But how many babies clean that's
18:56
Speaker 1: killed for you, Charlot Maine exactly. I feel like it
19:00
Speaker 1: would be kind of rough to I don't know, man,
19:02
Speaker 1: I don't have a dick like a run y'all shoot off.
19:05
Speaker 1: Tell this lady, I just used to do it anywhere.
19:09
Speaker 1: I do it on the floor. Just clean it up
19:10
Speaker 1: for the floor. Yeah. So now he's dropping babies on
19:14
Speaker 1: their head and they even more dangerous. Tell them abortion,
19:21
Speaker 1: y'all call it daies the head. Oh, do you have
19:28
Speaker 1: any thoughts on the current abortion laws in this country? YEA,
19:31
Speaker 1: mind your business? You know what I say. You want
19:33
Speaker 1: to tell us that we can't get on the abortion,
19:35
Speaker 1: but they don't. They don't say shit about y'all. When
19:38
Speaker 1: when y'all gonna get that vasectimy ship vacsact them or whatever.
19:41
Speaker 1: You cut your nuts and they don't work no more.
19:43
Speaker 1: I gotta get one for what I got four daughters.
19:45
Speaker 1: My wife want me to get one. Yeah, see, you
19:47
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Ain't no law against him clipping
19:49
Speaker 1: his nuts, but it's a law against me. I mean,
19:52
Speaker 1: mind your fucking business. I agree, you know what you
19:54
Speaker 1: need to do for yourself and for your family without
19:57
Speaker 1: anybody interfering. Who else is it effect? And I don't
19:59
Speaker 1: think you should rare about a bush until they do
20:02
Speaker 1: something with all the soft dicks run around in the miracle.
20:06
Speaker 1: Cut them bitches off and using for magnets for the
20:08
Speaker 1: fridger ran they cut them, never hurts, never hurts. Well,
20:11
Speaker 1: put them, let them hold up the kids report cards.
20:18
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Ain't you got you ever
20:25
Speaker 1: had a nigga packet in you and you gotta wait
20:26
Speaker 1: there and make sure the snip out. Well, you gotta
20:32
Speaker 1: squitch it in you. I gotta talk to you, mama.
20:35
Speaker 1: Old bitches like me. You said pussy for riding boots,
20:38
Speaker 1: so you don't know my bussy. There's so many people
20:49
Speaker 1: out here that's riding boots babies and they don't even
20:52
Speaker 1: know you hood one for nine nine nine. So funny
21:06
Speaker 1: your daughter out there's still making faces like you still.
21:09
Speaker 1: She can't believe you saying this shit. Still, she still
21:13
Speaker 1: let me ask you that you have the Netflix special? Right?
21:16
Speaker 1: Did they take anything out of that? Because it is
21:18
Speaker 1: raw already? But I was like, I know, miss Pat,
21:21
Speaker 1: they probably added a few things, okay, but pretty much.
21:25
Speaker 1: You know, Robert Townsend did that alone with one of
21:27
Speaker 1: the sights, and I was so happy that one of
21:30
Speaker 1: the sights came a boy and we was able to
21:31
Speaker 1: grab Robert Townsend for that because he only did three.
21:34
Speaker 1: He did raw Bill Cosman and then he did me,
21:38
Speaker 1: so I was like, please, mister Townsman, do it and
21:41
Speaker 1: he was like, who the fuck are you? But he
21:44
Speaker 1: worked me so good and we I mean I went
21:47
Speaker 1: out every wins that I had to get on zoom
21:49
Speaker 1: and go through that set with him. I was like,
21:51
Speaker 1: this is the stupidest shit I ever seen in my life.
21:53
Speaker 1: But then when I taped it, it it just fell out
21:56
Speaker 1: like it was nothing. I was like, oh, I see
21:58
Speaker 1: what he was talking about. He added it, and he
22:00
Speaker 1: worked with me. He rechanged jokeson He was just, man,
22:04
Speaker 1: can you explain when a person like that does because
22:06
Speaker 1: you know, we see did Chappelle do Earthquake? And Dianielle Rollins?
22:09
Speaker 1: Remember Spike, did you draw? Call Michael and you talk
22:11
Speaker 1: about how Robert did Bill and h Eddie like what
22:14
Speaker 1: did they do well? But for me, I don't know
22:17
Speaker 1: what they did. But for me, like literally he said,
22:20
Speaker 1: I'm serious about comedy. You would have to work like
22:24
Speaker 1: I had to get on Zoom with him every Wednesday
22:27
Speaker 1: for two to three hours and I had to do
22:29
Speaker 1: my set in front of him, like walk out you
22:32
Speaker 1: he and do my set and he was like, well
22:34
Speaker 1: try this, try this. He would rearrange and said, help
22:38
Speaker 1: me weave it together. Asked me, well what do you
22:41
Speaker 1: think about this? Or go try this? And I would
22:42
Speaker 1: have to go try that joke and send it back
22:45
Speaker 1: to him and he would give me his unty's opinion.
22:48
Speaker 1: And he helped me through the whole process, which was
22:51
Speaker 1: hard because I had never worked with anybody like that
22:54
Speaker 1: day of my life. But it showed up. You know.
22:56
Speaker 1: I was looking for people to say negative things about
22:58
Speaker 1: the Special, but they did everybody who watched it seemed
23:01
Speaker 1: to really loved it. And it's because of how much
23:04
Speaker 1: time Robert Townsend put in that with me, you know,
23:07
Speaker 1: behind closed door. And I hated meeting with him on
23:10
Speaker 1: a Windsday because I knew he was gonna have a
23:13
Speaker 1: note for my ad to go do that weekend to
23:15
Speaker 1: send back to him and he will watch it. And
23:18
Speaker 1: when we meet up on Wednsday, he had notes for
23:21
Speaker 1: your ads. And that that's comedy. That's when somebody really
23:24
Speaker 1: gives a fuck about what they're putting out and really
23:27
Speaker 1: cares about helping you. And so that one of the
23:29
Speaker 1: safe people they are. Her partner and Paige, she also
23:34
Speaker 1: helped a lot putting this set together, even before I
23:37
Speaker 1: even hooked up with Robert Towns. But when I hooked
23:39
Speaker 1: up with Robert Towns, and you know, he just took
23:41
Speaker 1: it to another level. He really worked the shit out
23:44
Speaker 1: of me. Tie, Oh, I gotta be Robert Towns in
23:48
Speaker 1: a day. But I would do it all over again
23:51
Speaker 1: one as soon as you call me Netflix, HBO, whoever,
23:55
Speaker 1: I'm working on another hour right now to sell. You know,
23:58
Speaker 1: I'm selling their thing, this shit like the crack game
24:01
Speaker 1: to me. You you know another thing, your success. I
24:04
Speaker 1: would contribute podcast to your success as well. My success
24:07
Speaker 1: did come from podcasts. I mean Joe burn Christ to
24:10
Speaker 1: Tom sagur or Schafear, all of those guys. And what
24:13
Speaker 1: was crazy is my my audience was Caucasian people. It
24:18
Speaker 1: was literally Caucasian people. As soon as they put me
24:20
Speaker 1: on BT plus, black people start running up on me
24:23
Speaker 1: trying to sell shit. And I love the diversity now
24:30
Speaker 1: because somebody's my audience from a little bit of everywhere,
24:33
Speaker 1: all walks of light. It's not just black audience, it's
24:36
Speaker 1: a little it's a little bit of everything. When you
24:37
Speaker 1: come see me live, and I'm sure you have like
24:41
Speaker 1: so many different things to talk about now because you
24:43
Speaker 1: kind of like me when you go places and you
24:45
Speaker 1: don't necessarily know who people, all right, That's how I
24:47
Speaker 1: am too. So you were talking about being at like
24:49
Speaker 1: the Emmys and not knowing who anybody you know, I don't.
24:53
Speaker 1: That's what was crazy. We went to the Emmy Netflix
24:55
Speaker 1: party and the girl from Ozart was there, but her
24:58
Speaker 1: hair was different, and you know, everybody cheered. I did
25:02
Speaker 1: not recognize her, and Ozar is my shit. That's I
25:05
Speaker 1: watched Queen of the South now I recognized her because
25:08
Speaker 1: she was at the not not the star, but the
25:11
Speaker 1: girl who left to do one day at a time.
25:15
Speaker 1: So I can't pronounce, but I know, isn't that the
25:17
Speaker 1: same girl who didn't inventing Anna? Right? So I guess
25:21
Speaker 1: I don't watch that. The young girl on Ozar was
25:23
Speaker 1: wrapped there by me party. My daughter ended up in
25:26
Speaker 1: a dateline picture where and I did not recognize her.
25:29
Speaker 1: Ozar is my ship. Drugs, yeah, rugs, But they taught
25:36
Speaker 1: me a lot a lot of life skills. You know,
25:39
Speaker 1: everything I do with reference to me being a drug though,
25:42
Speaker 1: you know, because that's how I take on Hollywood. You know,
25:45
Speaker 1: I'd be like, y'all, don't let the wrong they get
25:46
Speaker 1: here with the correct today because it's easier to communicate
25:49
Speaker 1: like that, Like I can't explain those crack references to
25:51
Speaker 1: you and you understand, yes, yeah, yeah, So I mean
25:54
Speaker 1: that's I just talking correct terms. I guess what about
25:57
Speaker 1: squad game? What's the crack references that they was there?
26:00
Speaker 1: I recognized, well, I mean that was that was great
26:04
Speaker 1: that At first I think that was scared to come
26:05
Speaker 1: down and dance with everybody, but then they realized how
26:07
Speaker 1: much we love squid gang and they came on down too.
26:11
Speaker 1: I said it departed eight and I was sleeping. Squid
26:13
Speaker 1: game could have been called crackhead shit, that's all he
26:15
Speaker 1: was doing that stuff crackhead would have done for No,
26:18
Speaker 1: crackheads ain't killing nobody. No, they would have participated in
26:21
Speaker 1: those games. Crack crack that that game with it with
26:24
Speaker 1: the freeze was the red light green light, Oh yeah,
26:27
Speaker 1: pretty much. But they didn't get killed. The people get killed,
26:29
Speaker 1: didn't get killed. Didn't want to die. Crackheads gonna die. No,
26:35
Speaker 1: you don't want them to die. They want to come back,
26:38
Speaker 1: you know. And they don't catch COVID either. If they
26:43
Speaker 1: did it with that's a little movie coming with it,
26:49
Speaker 1: the whole thing. I was walking down the street here
26:51
Speaker 1: in New York and this man walked up. He said,
26:53
Speaker 1: can you give him some food? I let me tell
26:54
Speaker 1: you something right now, motherfuck I know you want some dope.
26:56
Speaker 1: Now I go over in and buy your ass a
26:58
Speaker 1: cold cola, and I buy you something you didn't get
27:00
Speaker 1: my motherfucking Money's you crazy? That's a no, nigga, you crazy?
27:05
Speaker 1: Pot of cigarettes. In that case, have you got any
27:08
Speaker 1: movie role yet? No? Not yet? Real I want to
27:12
Speaker 1: see you a woman king, Miss pat. Bitches were in shape.
27:19
Speaker 1: You want you're trying to see my knave Nigga Boler
27:26
Speaker 1: Davis Oh nine nine looga? No, you did you want
27:30
Speaker 1: to see me to hold up the credits for Woman
27:32
Speaker 1: craz You want to see me work on set? Bitches
27:39
Speaker 1: were running through wall with the afroll that you see
27:42
Speaker 1: the shoulders on. Nigga. No, you don't want to see
27:47
Speaker 1: You want to see me on the after man or
27:50
Speaker 1: woman King? Would that be after after the camera go
27:54
Speaker 1: off and we all in the cafeteria that craft? Sir?
28:01
Speaker 1: Then I would never pay me to let my mother flowers.
28:05
Speaker 1: I don't runeing on me by the flower now. I
28:07
Speaker 1: also tell you at Essence Festival, So did you have
28:10
Speaker 1: a good time at that? Oh my god, I had
28:12
Speaker 1: so much fucking fun at that new new edition. Turned
28:15
Speaker 1: that bitch out when I tell you, Janet Jackson turned
28:18
Speaker 1: that bitch out. I had a ball at assen Felsway
28:21
Speaker 1: I did. I heard him. That was my first time.
28:23
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but it won't be my last. And you
28:26
Speaker 1: had the whole VIP experience. That's a good first time
28:28
Speaker 1: to go to. That was a good year. Everybody was
28:30
Speaker 1: back and you're right new edition. Janet Jackson was so
28:34
Speaker 1: it was so it was so fucking fun. It was
28:36
Speaker 1: to see everybody. U. I was there with Debbie Allen.
28:42
Speaker 1: Oh my god. She got him there and turned that
28:43
Speaker 1: bitch out you did you see your dance? Yeah? I
28:46
Speaker 1: saw you, and then you was going to get Debbie Allen.
28:48
Speaker 1: You were like, I gotta go get Debbie Allen. Yeah
28:50
Speaker 1: yeah I was. She's like, I don't want to be
28:51
Speaker 1: in on v IP. I want to stay right here.
28:52
Speaker 1: So damn demmie okay did did? She ended up on
28:55
Speaker 1: stage and she turned that motherfucker. I said, Devin, you
28:58
Speaker 1: seventy some years old to that and something like that.
29:00
Speaker 1: If I've been up like that, nigga, all my blood
29:03
Speaker 1: rush to the front of my head. I get pink
29:05
Speaker 1: as you peel a little bit. She directed the first episode.
29:08
Speaker 1: You like me peeing on you. I keep talking about
29:12
Speaker 1: it because that's so funny. Man. What's your mama? No'm
29:21
Speaker 1: gonna call you mother? Okay, nigga like a sixty four Chevin,
29:27
Speaker 1: don't be calling you know peace, call your mama. Min pea.
29:32
Speaker 1: You stand out, you know what you know? So you
29:36
Speaker 1: know I worked for v one on three on the
29:37
Speaker 1: morning show. Oh, I didn't know that. I mean I
29:39
Speaker 1: knew that, I didn't know. You're still doing it. Yeah,
29:40
Speaker 1: I'm still doing I like I like radio. So um
29:44
Speaker 1: uh tigger, big tigger hat um ice Cut to call
29:48
Speaker 1: and wish me happy birthday. That's the person I want
29:52
Speaker 1: to work with. I don't want you. I can see that.
29:54
Speaker 1: I've just been a fan. I love me some fucking
29:56
Speaker 1: ice Cut. He always looked like he choked beaches on
29:59
Speaker 1: a nice way. I love ice Cue. You got to stop. Really,
30:07
Speaker 1: ain't no kind of seeing. Yeah, I've been loving I've
30:10
Speaker 1: been an ice Cue fan from day one, especially when
30:13
Speaker 1: he was a little thicker too. I liked him a
30:15
Speaker 1: little thicker too, But I just loved me some ice cube.
30:18
Speaker 1: So when he let him wish me a happy birthday,
30:21
Speaker 1: I don't want to say up that day. You want
30:23
Speaker 1: to know, I love me some fucking ice cub, Like
30:26
Speaker 1: I tell you this year with me, you Dave Chappelle, Yeah,
30:31
Speaker 1: and you was awake. I was awake, Yeah, but I
30:35
Speaker 1: went home with sleep. I was like Miss Pat. She
30:38
Speaker 1: went to bed. I went to bed. Debbie. I directed
30:40
Speaker 1: the first episode of Miss Pat. She did, and she did.
30:43
Speaker 1: She directed season two and the whole season. No, no,
30:46
Speaker 1: she every year she's come back because you go TV,
30:48
Speaker 1: whoever directed it's kind of pretty much their show. So
30:51
Speaker 1: every season she comes back and she directed an episode
30:55
Speaker 1: for season three. Tell us about the season and that
30:57
Speaker 1: somebody like Debbie Allen can add to a show because
30:59
Speaker 1: you know, we all grew up on them classic eighties,
31:01
Speaker 1: nineties black sitcom what kind of season in the show.
31:04
Speaker 1: She brings in flavor all the time, Like she comes
31:07
Speaker 1: in with her and Jordan get together, and you know
31:10
Speaker 1: she no matter what's on the paper, Debbie Allen can
31:13
Speaker 1: make the ship come alive. She come in and she
31:16
Speaker 1: just you know, bad, We're gonna do it like this,
31:18
Speaker 1: bam bad. She's one of the best directors that ever
31:21
Speaker 1: stepped foot on that you know, on our show. She
31:25
Speaker 1: seemed like a blessing. She was a blessing and you
31:28
Speaker 1: know she she she puts. So she's still and still
31:30
Speaker 1: so many so much encouraging to Jordan because he actually
31:35
Speaker 1: directed an episode in season two. Wow, and season three,
31:39
Speaker 1: so he's directing now, y'all. And then we got Mary
31:41
Speaker 1: Lou Beller, who was nominated for the Emmy for the show.
31:44
Speaker 1: She comes in with thirty years of experience, and you know,
31:47
Speaker 1: with those four directors, we don't we don't need no more. Yeah,
31:50
Speaker 1: but you know what we did. We work with a
31:52
Speaker 1: lot of other ones, but those are some of my favorites.
31:54
Speaker 1: That's why I love him as past because it does
31:56
Speaker 1: give me that feeling of the classic black sitcom that's
31:59
Speaker 1: when we grew up on the last studio Sing Different
32:02
Speaker 1: World showed up two to seven. It gives me that feel.
32:06
Speaker 1: And you know, one of the things that we worked
32:08
Speaker 1: really hard on at first, like the network didn't. I
32:12
Speaker 1: didn't think they understood it. Like I'm serious about originality
32:15
Speaker 1: with the content. Well, we're serious about the originality with
32:18
Speaker 1: the contests and the jokes. People like, oh my god,
32:20
Speaker 1: this show is so fucking funny, because if you do
32:22
Speaker 1: a joke black, this shit ain't funny. Let's do it again.
32:25
Speaker 1: Let's work it. Let's work nigga. I'll keep you up
32:27
Speaker 1: all night until we come up with some shit. They're
32:29
Speaker 1: gonna have you screaming and nix that. And like most
32:32
Speaker 1: people like, well, why do you need all these punch
32:34
Speaker 1: up people? You goddamn right, it's get out to stay fresh.
32:37
Speaker 1: People don't want you know how you watch a sitcom,
32:39
Speaker 1: you don't you heard that shit on Martin Then Nigga
32:41
Speaker 1: doing that shit in the new show. You're like, nigga,
32:43
Speaker 1: ever heard this ship shop shit? Now? So but you wo,
32:46
Speaker 1: you won't get that with the miss past show. Before
32:48
Speaker 1: you get that, we were closed shop at that motherful.
32:51
Speaker 1: I feel like it's a different level of intensity to
32:53
Speaker 1: having that live studio audience. Oh with being a comedian,
32:57
Speaker 1: you know, I do thirst say just in front of
32:59
Speaker 1: like block in camera, but when that live show, come on, baby,
33:02
Speaker 1: we show all adds down in Alta. It's a party.
33:05
Speaker 1: It's a party. That's a different type of takeya six
33:08
Speaker 1: days to shoot the show. Five we do it the
33:11
Speaker 1: old way too, you know, five four days of rehearsal
33:14
Speaker 1: and then we shoot that. We we shoot that well
33:17
Speaker 1: that fifth day, how do people get to come be
33:19
Speaker 1: in the audience, Well, we we have an audience person
33:22
Speaker 1: that go out and get audience. And this third season,
33:25
Speaker 1: I'm telling you we're turning away people. But it then
33:28
Speaker 1: never shot a live studio Oisons in Atlanta. So Jordan
33:32
Speaker 1: brought that shit to Atlanta. You know, people like run
33:36
Speaker 1: ups to me, oh my god, it's past you know
33:37
Speaker 1: you brought um, uh what is it uh? Multi cam
33:42
Speaker 1: back to life. I'm gonna be honest with you, and
33:43
Speaker 1: I always gonna be honest with you. I don't know
33:45
Speaker 1: shit about no mother camera until I'm doing that. Little
33:48
Speaker 1: nigga brought multi cam back. Jordan know what I was
33:51
Speaker 1: doing falling to lead, But you know the fuck you're
33:53
Speaker 1: doing with all these people millions, Penny, I know what
33:56
Speaker 1: I'm doing. We got a whole fucking studio. Look like
33:58
Speaker 1: it's built down. He build a sound boot. We were
34:01
Speaker 1: flying people in from Las. They don't know how to
34:04
Speaker 1: do it right down. But you know what BT Plus
34:07
Speaker 1: and Dave, who was the big producer on the show,
34:11
Speaker 1: she listened. They listened, and they brought in all the
34:14
Speaker 1: twos we needed to make a successful show. They like media,
34:17
Speaker 1: that's who does the show. And they brought all the
34:20
Speaker 1: pieces together and we are shooting a live fucking studio
34:23
Speaker 1: order and they come in that bitch to rock and
34:25
Speaker 1: dance and have a good time. What do you think
34:27
Speaker 1: the benefit of having a successful black show on a
34:29
Speaker 1: black networking? Black people want to see black shit. They
34:33
Speaker 1: get tired of seeing us, you know, put in a
34:36
Speaker 1: family that we really wouldn't be in you know, goddamn well,
34:39
Speaker 1: we wouldn't fun with them people in real life. You know,
34:41
Speaker 1: somebody said, pat you the first show I ever seen
34:43
Speaker 1: what nigga went to the bathroom and actually watch his hand.
34:50
Speaker 1: When you're gonna watch y'all, you don't white niggach And
35:03
Speaker 1: they so invested that they watch it so many times
35:05
Speaker 1: so they see every fucking thing. When they told me that,
35:09
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, but that's just natural reaction because
35:12
Speaker 1: I don't want to walk around my snatch on my hand,
35:14
Speaker 1: even though I'm acting. You know, I pulled my pants
35:16
Speaker 1: down with my girl on and show it out. But
35:19
Speaker 1: my natural actions to watch my fucking fuck you shouted. Man,
35:24
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna ask you what your how you want
35:27
Speaker 1: to stick your bass shout? You look like type of
35:31
Speaker 1: dick to some kind so you can so you can
35:35
Speaker 1: have a pop tart dick. I just used my hand.
35:40
Speaker 1: Peel it off, peel it off my legs. Oh yeah,
35:46
Speaker 1: that's only been sweaty, I think. Don't they look like
35:48
Speaker 1: they sweating? Think about it? Woman, king man, you know
36:02
Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to call you kn't pop dick
36:07
Speaker 1: hopefully tho. Yeah, you know, we had a codem artist
36:10
Speaker 1: and Jasmine guy up him yea, and they were talking
36:13
Speaker 1: about the unfair treatment they faced on a different world
36:16
Speaker 1: even though they were the number two show in the
36:18
Speaker 1: fucking country. Like, do you see some of that same
36:21
Speaker 1: unfair treatment financially or even morally with all this sets
36:24
Speaker 1: you having? Yeah, yeah, I mean you know, like I mean,
36:28
Speaker 1: it's it's a budget, you know, and sometimes people don't understand.
36:34
Speaker 1: I think my unfairness come with sometimes when you have people,
36:39
Speaker 1: because I don't want to get fired when people when
36:42
Speaker 1: people want to give you notes about the show, like
36:45
Speaker 1: I tell you a note that they gave me when um,
36:47
Speaker 1: when when a boring episode when Terry grabbed me and
36:51
Speaker 1: some of the some of the notes came in we
36:53
Speaker 1: don't want Terry to grab her, and I politely looked
36:56
Speaker 1: at the camera said, let me get beat. I know
36:58
Speaker 1: how to fucking get beat. So it's it's when me
37:01
Speaker 1: and Tammy had that big fight. You know, some of
37:03
Speaker 1: the ZAC wanted to tone that fight down, but that's
37:06
Speaker 1: not what we want out here. We want shit to
37:08
Speaker 1: make you cringe, we want shit to say. That's how
37:11
Speaker 1: I want to react. And that's one of the biggest
37:13
Speaker 1: fights that you know. I think sometimes the network want
37:17
Speaker 1: to get caught up in protecting Terry as a black man.
37:20
Speaker 1: I mean, ain't no fucking body perfect out here. I
37:22
Speaker 1: mean that been time you went off at your house
37:24
Speaker 1: and probably kicked the whole or kick the little dog.
37:27
Speaker 1: And shit, don't say that on hell because you can
37:28
Speaker 1: lose your career. But that been times that didn't get
37:36
Speaker 1: outside the household. You know, they want him to be perfect,
37:40
Speaker 1: and we don't want anybody to be perfect. He married
37:43
Speaker 1: to a convicted feller. I got a gay daughter, I
37:45
Speaker 1: got a son at Jackie's dick, I got I got
37:48
Speaker 1: all kind of real problems at my house. And sometimes
37:51
Speaker 1: the network or sometimes the exact want people to be perfect.
37:55
Speaker 1: That's my biggest issues with them. I think they just
37:57
Speaker 1: scared it a backlash, And I don't know why. It's like,
37:59
Speaker 1: you'll let let people talk. It's when they're not talking
38:02
Speaker 1: it's a problem. And they talk. Every look they say,
38:05
Speaker 1: oh my god, she do she have to have an abution? Yeah?
38:08
Speaker 1: I know a lot of bitches get an abution while
38:09
Speaker 1: they're pregnant. Lead me the funk alone. If I'm giving
38:12
Speaker 1: you my life, he said, you know a lot of
38:14
Speaker 1: women that get abortion when they're pregnant. Ye, that's when
38:16
Speaker 1: you're getting no they get I killed a few other
38:20
Speaker 1: nigga babies. I mean, I say, pregnant Mary, that's what
38:28
Speaker 1: you meant married marriage, agreeing with you when some people
38:37
Speaker 1: kill a visible baby, I ain't gonna lie. I had
38:41
Speaker 1: a girlfriend and then visible baby, a girlfriend that says
38:46
Speaker 1: she will pregnant right. And she was so happy because
38:48
Speaker 1: she was trying to get this boyfriend, you know, this man.
38:50
Speaker 1: She had this good man in her life. And her
38:52
Speaker 1: PEERD came on because sometimes when you get stressed out,
38:54
Speaker 1: your period go away. While her PEEROD came on, and nigga,
38:58
Speaker 1: she went to the store and failed in faked the
39:00
Speaker 1: miscarri miss stop stop stop man, people do that take
39:05
Speaker 1: the bush? You gotta stop run along. I was like,
39:11
Speaker 1: oh my god, my friends, I definitely not someone who
39:17
Speaker 1: got a bunch of money from doing people telling everybody
39:19
Speaker 1: she was taking the all play. She felt a little
39:25
Speaker 1: chia and you know that mocking danger. Nigga, you Mike
39:30
Speaker 1: slip on a chicken bag. Pier came on, we don't
39:35
Speaker 1: went to the mercy room and everything, y'all a little
39:37
Speaker 1: band on the army without the bath bed yard, because
39:43
Speaker 1: you know you need the bed in the hospital. He
39:46
Speaker 1: blowing her fall up. We got some way making a
39:49
Speaker 1: plan on how he gonna do this, miscarre the hospital
39:52
Speaker 1: a band and then went in there for a cop.
39:54
Speaker 1: We said, yeah, the whole midcarre. See, that's a whole episode,
39:57
Speaker 1: and that's funny. Yeah, and it's real. Yes, we can't
40:01
Speaker 1: run from what's funny and what's real. Cannot I think
40:03
Speaker 1: it's good when people feel uncomfortable. It is, I mean,
40:06
Speaker 1: and it's make them, make them think. Even like when
40:08
Speaker 1: I did the whole gay episode, the gay community really
40:10
Speaker 1: reached out and say, me and my mama never I
40:13
Speaker 1: had people say me and my mother and father never
40:15
Speaker 1: talked about having a gay child until they saw your episode.
40:19
Speaker 1: But the pronouns that you use, pronouns like I honestly
40:23
Speaker 1: I did want on the pronoun him, them, dan, D
40:25
Speaker 1: and she and he whatever. I had never heard of
40:29
Speaker 1: that until my daughter Garyanna brought her friends home and
40:33
Speaker 1: uh and they was pronoun So I was like, what
40:35
Speaker 1: fuck you mean you pronoun? What? What were your boy?
40:38
Speaker 1: I'm nothing? Well, bitch, what the mean you mean? You aren't?
40:41
Speaker 1: But we're eating it to the fact we did it
40:44
Speaker 1: in the episode so people wouldn't be stupid like our walls. Right,
40:47
Speaker 1: it's educational people watching it like I didn't know that,
40:50
Speaker 1: And we're not here to preach, you know. You know
40:51
Speaker 1: how I used to a black show and people want
40:53
Speaker 1: to show white America shitty. There is no We're just
40:55
Speaker 1: a black family showing you what the fuck we went through,
40:58
Speaker 1: and hopefully you can't relate to what we were, where
41:01
Speaker 1: we went, where we going through. I never grew up
41:03
Speaker 1: around a perfect person in my life, and I never
41:06
Speaker 1: understood where we got to this point in society where
41:08
Speaker 1: everybody got to pretend to be perfect. That's not real.
41:10
Speaker 1: It's not fucking really, ain't nothing. Ain't nobody perfect. Like
41:13
Speaker 1: I tell people all the time, babies come out ugly.
41:16
Speaker 1: If it were perfect, then motherfucker's will be born beautiful.
41:18
Speaker 1: That's right. I mean, any of your kids was ugly.
41:21
Speaker 1: We don't say that because you gotta go. You know,
41:25
Speaker 1: I said, a couple came out looking like me, and
41:26
Speaker 1: I was concerned at first. I got two grandkids. One
41:30
Speaker 1: of the motherfucker ugly. He looked like he smoked weed.
41:33
Speaker 1: He looked like a drug. He ugly is fun five now? Yeah?
41:38
Speaker 1: And he growing into he still got a long way
41:41
Speaker 1: to go. I mean when they was born, they was
41:43
Speaker 1: type of nigga that you did not hang up their
41:44
Speaker 1: baby pictures. It's still in the drawn. You gotta stop
41:48
Speaker 1: this fact. But you I'm lying. I don't know. I
41:51
Speaker 1: ain't never see well. I'm telling you going my favorite
41:54
Speaker 1: pay you like? Damn? He looked like he forty five five?
42:00
Speaker 1: Who my son? Okay? And I tell him Tom saying,
42:03
Speaker 1: but my song was ugly. My son was so fucking
42:06
Speaker 1: ugly he hairlines started behind his heel, So I will
42:08
Speaker 1: just keep in his face. Yeah, damn, you don't look
42:15
Speaker 1: so disgusted and shotment pack. Why are you letting shit
42:18
Speaker 1: grow back? I'm not getting in his head ship. You
42:25
Speaker 1: got that Lebron jan ship and is he looked good too? Yeah?
42:33
Speaker 1: I happen that kind of money. Who give a fucking
42:36
Speaker 1: buy some hair Lebron Jane? You getting could during the
42:40
Speaker 1: stand by the stat seven on his head trying to
42:42
Speaker 1: grab his hair bag Sharlotte man playing, No I did,
42:45
Speaker 1: Tiffany has had me doing the damn minustat seven putting.
42:49
Speaker 1: I don't know, she said, discharged man of yeah, for
42:52
Speaker 1: yeast infections. Man, it was minustating something else. You was
42:56
Speaker 1: drubbed on your head. Especially believe that ship. It was
42:59
Speaker 1: during Covid. I hadn't else to do, the boy, nigg
43:02
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you didn't get an edge. Ain't must have
43:05
Speaker 1: something for your pussy when your lips look. You can't
43:09
Speaker 1: believe all that old ship that like real, no piser
43:15
Speaker 1: ain't never killing what all people tell you. Dicks for
43:20
Speaker 1: stomach aches. Yeah, and that's what that's what gonna ri
43:24
Speaker 1: give you. Stop m again and go just dip your
43:27
Speaker 1: dick in some ginger ale taking a bath with some
43:31
Speaker 1: bleach major vagina tight. I never you see somebody putting
43:36
Speaker 1: that dick in ginger. They can't find the shot. That's
43:38
Speaker 1: what that is. But you never heard of taking a
43:39
Speaker 1: bath with bleach clean your vagina. They were trying to
43:43
Speaker 1: say that, Karen Covid. You heard everybody say, put you vehicle,
43:47
Speaker 1: and it makes bleach did the same thing, fabolo. So
43:53
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Oh time too. Let's get miss pat out
43:56
Speaker 1: of here for she don't get a season four. Okay,
43:59
Speaker 1: I season I gotta get a season four. I got
44:03
Speaker 1: ship to do. And you're back on the road. I
44:04
Speaker 1: think I I think I saw you gonna be a Caroline.
44:06
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at Caroline here next month. You know
44:08
Speaker 1: Jordan is going to Broadway with no going to broad
44:11
Speaker 1: y'all gotta go see. I wouldn't gonna see the Michael
44:14
Speaker 1: Jackson last night. That ship was so goddamn I got that.
44:17
Speaker 1: That was amazing. Man. I did not want to go
44:19
Speaker 1: when I tell you that Michael Jackson ship over there
44:23
Speaker 1: on Broadway is a ship, and I wanna standing your bitch,
44:25
Speaker 1: I don't got that three I'm I'm gonna play. I
44:27
Speaker 1: was like, wait, man, nigga, I'm coming back with everybody
44:29
Speaker 1: to mar this ship good. That's why you didn't want
44:31
Speaker 1: to go to the price, Yeah, nigga, I'm anna movie
44:39
Speaker 1: Tiki bitch ja the Broadway for a whole type of
44:42
Speaker 1: different niggas. First eight dollars and you sneaky snacks head
44:46
Speaker 1: get three hundred dollars. Nigga, you ain't gonna want to eat?
44:48
Speaker 1: Ain't I'm seen a bad play too? For two hundred
44:51
Speaker 1: dollars ninety one to eat? I'm mad at him up.
44:53
Speaker 1: I joined I got that money, but play was it?
44:55
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say it's the Jordan's played after one
44:57
Speaker 1: where he sent all the black people on the plane. Yeah,
45:00
Speaker 1: saw yeah, Yeah, but it's on Broadway. Wow, on the Broadway.
45:04
Speaker 1: That's that huge deal. Yeah. He's gonna be in high
45:07
Speaker 1: heels every night, and I'm gonna be on the roll.
45:10
Speaker 1: Jordan is the league. Yeah, he wasn't any when I
45:12
Speaker 1: saw it. Yes he was. He was. He was a
45:14
Speaker 1: drag queen. Oh yeah he was. All right. Damn Jordan
45:22
Speaker 1: coming up. That's good. I'm happy for both of y'all.
45:25
Speaker 1: That's my rider. Die. What's it like now as far
45:30
Speaker 1: as from season one to season three when it comes
45:32
Speaker 1: to like you negotiating and getting what you deserve and
45:35
Speaker 1: being more confident on set, Like, what's the difference from
45:38
Speaker 1: season one of the season three? You just let the
45:40
Speaker 1: white people down it, that's it. You just got you know,
45:44
Speaker 1: I'm the same. I'm just saying nothing has changed about me,
45:47
Speaker 1: you know on my set. One thing that I think
45:50
Speaker 1: that's why people really like working there because you don't
45:52
Speaker 1: have to walk on eggshell. I'm not a star that
45:54
Speaker 1: you have to walk by and can't speak to. I
45:56
Speaker 1: hug and speak to everybody. So I'm just I'm the same.
46:00
Speaker 1: You know, I don't. I don't allow that shit they
46:01
Speaker 1: do in Hollywood. What what a start? What a main cast?
46:05
Speaker 1: Eat first and the start and the extra even, no
46:08
Speaker 1: motherfucker we together. It's take all of us to do
46:10
Speaker 1: the misspass. So everybody get in line together. If you don't,
46:13
Speaker 1: if you didn't eat, it's because your stupid as didn't
46:15
Speaker 1: get in line. So I try to make everybody feel
46:18
Speaker 1: like we all on the same level with the same respect.
46:21
Speaker 1: I don't do that separation shit. So I'm the same.
46:24
Speaker 1: You know, ain't a change but a few numbers in
46:26
Speaker 1: the bank account. Yeah, give me your website, miss passes
46:30
Speaker 1: for your tour, Miss pat Comedy dot com. And that's
46:33
Speaker 1: ms pat Comedy dot com. And also you can pick
46:35
Speaker 1: up some merch. And I want to shout out my
46:37
Speaker 1: crack babies because I'm doing I'm throwing my fans of
46:39
Speaker 1: appreciation party in Allownam. It's called the crack Baby, crack
46:43
Speaker 1: Baby crack Down with the pat Down, Okay, So I
46:45
Speaker 1: want to shot them out on the birkface. What is
46:47
Speaker 1: that party? Like? Oh, I paid for everything. I divited
46:50
Speaker 1: four hundred and fifty fans and we're gonna have a
46:54
Speaker 1: party on Atlanta, Georgia. That's dope man for every day.
46:56
Speaker 1: But she was complaining about three hundred dollars for a ticket.
46:59
Speaker 1: Look at that. I'm gonna have a good time at
47:00
Speaker 1: my party. I don't know this play gonna be, but
47:03
Speaker 1: y'all gonna see Michael Jackson because it was. It was amazing.
47:05
Speaker 1: It was the actors. When I tell you, they played
47:07
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. They the young Michael and then they had
47:11
Speaker 1: they had the dog skin Mic, the young Michael, the
47:13
Speaker 1: dog skin Mica and the white Michael. Yes, and he
47:15
Speaker 1: just told the story. It was so good. When it
47:18
Speaker 1: was over last night, the Castle is like, hey, Miss Patts,
47:21
Speaker 1: who are they talking to? Joe. He's like, they're talking.
47:23
Speaker 1: You gonna say, niggas don't know me. The whole cast
47:27
Speaker 1: the show. Wow. So y'all go out and see black shit.
47:30
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson is so good, and make sure y'all watch
47:32
Speaker 1: the Miss pat Show on BT Plus. Make sure you
47:35
Speaker 1: check out Miss Patter on tour. I'm gonna come see
47:36
Speaker 1: you at Caroline's when you do last time. But I
47:39
Speaker 1: did come. No, you ain't never came to see me
47:43
Speaker 1: for the black female comedian And I'm gonna put you
47:46
Speaker 1: on spot. You ain't never came to see me, but
47:48
Speaker 1: you welcome to come see me, and I appreciate you.
47:50
Speaker 1: I swear you came to another fat bitch what other
47:53
Speaker 1: It wasn't because I knew it, because um, I don't
47:56
Speaker 1: know if she's still your agent from Uta jack Jackie
47:59
Speaker 1: that was two and the head as you saw, she
48:01
Speaker 1: wasn't Jackie yards too though Jacket is not my agent.
48:04
Speaker 1: She was before I, so that was wrong. And Tiffany's skinny,
48:08
Speaker 1: so that was not. That was I'm coming this time.
48:11
Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna hold YouTube. I'm coming and if you don't,
48:14
Speaker 1: I'm coming. I promise you got my word words so
48:18
Speaker 1: people know at Caroline, she don't know. That's why you
48:20
Speaker 1: go to miss pat dot com. Miss pat dot com,
48:22
Speaker 1: I don't know. But the next month, come to me.
48:25
Speaker 1: What is it the tenth? On me? Look it up
48:26
Speaker 1: real quick, missin you show the tenth. I'm at Caroline's.
48:32
Speaker 1: So make sure y'all get y'all tickets now, because the
48:34
Speaker 1: shit is selling fast. November ten so good to be
48:37
Speaker 1: selling out, So make sure y'all get y'all tickets and
48:39
Speaker 1: come see me at Caroline. You hear that weekend. It
48:41
Speaker 1: look like it's just a show. Now I'm here that weekend. Okay,
48:43
Speaker 1: we'll starting Thursday, November tenth, seven pm. Miss padd will
48:46
Speaker 1: be at Caroline's on Broadway. I'll be on Saturday because
48:49
Speaker 1: I don't work on Sunday, because I gotta seem a falcon.
48:51
Speaker 1: Get their ass beat. There you go, it's Miss Pat.
48:55
Speaker 1: It's the breakfast clubs.