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Hour 3 - Joe Cool · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Bibbity buppity boo. It's our number three of the Ben
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  Speaker 1: in hour number three, Joe Burrow is cranking up the
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  Speaker 1: expectations on the Bengals. How much does this how much
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  Speaker 1: weight does this have? We'll talk about that, and why
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  Speaker 1: are the Rams not demanding an answer from Aaron Donald
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  Speaker 1: on his twenty twenty six status? While in baseball, Paul
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  Speaker 1: Skeens is pissed at the Pirate's brass for not giving
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  Speaker 1: him the green light to pitch, instead resting him a
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  Speaker 1: and more right now. And lame jokes of the week
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  Speaker 1: with our palweed Man Hippie here it is our number three. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they don't call him Joe Cool for nothing. Welcome in
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  Speaker 1: lead this hour is from Sint Sinnaty right there, the
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  Speaker 1: old city that was behind one of my shows that
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  Speaker 1: in Cincinnati. It was based on a radio station in
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  Speaker 1: that city, and I recall watching that being very into it,
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  Speaker 1: and then as an adult a few months ago, we
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  Speaker 1: were in Cincinnati, well, Newport Kentucky and we did a
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  Speaker 1: you can go to the park where they had the
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  Speaker 1: and so we went up there and it was really cool,
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  Speaker 1: really cool. I had a gaggle of listeners, had a
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  Speaker 1: great time. There were a bunch of people celebrating like
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  Speaker 1: high school. I don't know prom or what was going
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  Speaker 1: on there, but it was pretty neat. Anyway, our lead
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  Speaker 1: this hour is from that city. That's where Joe Burrow
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  Speaker 1: is talking to talk Will he be able to walk
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  Speaker 1: the walk? Joe Burrow openly setting a super Bowl or
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  Speaker 1: bust tone as the Bengals inch closer to the start
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  Speaker 1: of the regular season, saying that he wants to put
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  Speaker 1: championship expectations out into the world. He's broadcasting it. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to my world, Joe, Welcome to my world. Burrow said
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  Speaker 1: that he is trying to quote manifest a super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: using his public platform, the bully pulpit there to try
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  Speaker 1: to create some urgent see throughout the entire organization. Good
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  Speaker 1: luck on that. In fact, Burrow declared that he's tired
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  Speaker 1: of saying next year, next year, next year. This is it,
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  Speaker 1: he said Burrow, adding that life is too short to
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  Speaker 1: continually postpone championship expectations. And so he went down that road.
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  Speaker 1: And we've heard this before from other players in the past,
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  Speaker 1: and so Burrow's the latest to do it. And YadA, YadA,
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  Speaker 1: YadA YadA. That's a good jumping off point. Let us
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  Speaker 1: discuss the question for the esteem panel, which you are
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  Speaker 1: a part of. Joe Burrow cranking up the old expectation
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  Speaker 1: machine on the Bengals his team. How much does this
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  Speaker 1: how much authenticity? How much authenticity does this sound to you?
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  Speaker 1: All right? That's the question. So I've got unlicensed bed
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  Speaker 1: and breakfast, Burger king and comic con and we'll put
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  Speaker 1: all the ingredients together and will deep fry some hushpuppies?
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  Speaker 1: And who doesn't like hushpuppies? If you don't like hushpuppies,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to know you. I don't. So again
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  Speaker 1: the question, Joe Burrow cranking up the expectations, trying to
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  Speaker 1: manifest this into something for the Bengals there, how much
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  Speaker 1: authenticity does this have for you? All right? So my
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  Speaker 1: first thought it sounds like Joe Burrow went down to
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  Speaker 1: the Pigly Wiggly. Now there's not any Pigly Whiggies in Cincinnati.
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  Speaker 1: There are some in Ohio with your drive outside of Cincinnati.
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  Speaker 1: But he went down to the Pigly Wiggly, Joe Burrow,
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  Speaker 1: and he bought a Snickers bar. Okay, that's that's fine,
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  Speaker 1: and now he wants every candy bar in the store.
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  Speaker 1: It's manifest destiny, Manifest destiny, Dream, Dream, Dream the dream right, dream, great, dream, big,
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing, and the journey starts, though after a
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  Speaker 1: minutes long deliberation of the available information. The journey for
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  Speaker 1: the Bengals starts with the man in the mirror. It's
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  Speaker 1: all about the man in the mirror. And Joe Burrow
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  Speaker 1: might want to check the medical chart while standing there.
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  Speaker 1: I did some math on this. He's twenty nine and
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  Speaker 1: his biological age is actually seventy seven. And if you
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  Speaker 1: peel back the layers there, he's actually duct taped together.
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  Speaker 1: After years and years of running an unlicensed bed and breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: In that Blue Injury ten, he gets the Continental Breakfast
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  Speaker 1: at seven, rehab at eight. There's some movie time that
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  Speaker 1: comes up at about eleven in the morning, and he's
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  Speaker 1: talking big. He's talking big while doing the humpty dance
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  Speaker 1: with the calf, the wrist, the toe. Oh man, it's
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  Speaker 1: like that movie Friday. My back, my neck, my neck,
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  Speaker 1: in my back, the whole thing. And you've got a mix. Though.
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  Speaker 1: If you look around, there are new coaches in every
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  Speaker 1: other outpost inside the division. You've got a combo of
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  Speaker 1: new coaches, aging quarterbacks. Contract drama in Pittsburgh and Baltimore.
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  Speaker 1: And remember, the Bengals are lucky. They get a buye.
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  Speaker 1: They play the Browns twice, that's a bye, and so
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  Speaker 1: they don't have to worry about that. And the AFC
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  Speaker 1: North is seemingly wide open. Pittsburgh about a five hundred team.
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  Speaker 1: Baltimore is a wild card. They got a new coach
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  Speaker 1: who knows what's going on with Lamar. However, next year
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  Speaker 1: for Joe Burrow, I went back and I looked at
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  Speaker 1: next year, next year, next year. That has been canceled
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  Speaker 1: not one, not two, but three times, I believe already.
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  Speaker 1: And so Burrow wants the whole candy store at to
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  Speaker 1: Pigley Wiggley. He wants the whole candy store, which is great. However,
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  Speaker 1: he keeps getting stuck at the checkout stand. Why does
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  Speaker 1: he keep getting stuck at the checkout stand is card
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  Speaker 1: for some reason keeps getting declined by the medical ten
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  Speaker 1: that blue medical ten. I don't know all right. Secondly
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  Speaker 1: to a la Land defensive star in a holding pattern,
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  Speaker 1: update Aaron Donald remember him? Did Aaron Donald agree to
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  Speaker 1: a contract that joined the Rams? No? Aaron Donald still
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  Speaker 1: said to be weighing his options considering an NFL comeback
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  Speaker 1: for the Ages. Now Rams coach Sean McVay, who's asked
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  Speaker 1: pretty much every day about this. McVeigh recently said he
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  Speaker 1: expects the defensive tackle who's been retired the last couple
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  Speaker 1: of years to continue to work out with the Rams,
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  Speaker 1: and then at some point he'll make a decision. A
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  Speaker 1: number of RAM people, I guess you'd call them fans,
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  Speaker 1: are seemingly annoyed. I've even heard some some of the
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  Speaker 1: people that listen to the show that are Rams fans
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  Speaker 1: that say, hey, maw, you're a RAM fan, you should
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  Speaker 1: be ripping Aaron Donald. You know this guy, he's just
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  Speaker 1: he's playing the Rams. I'm like, Ah, doesn't really do
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  Speaker 1: anything for me. I'm not worked up into a lather
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  Speaker 1: over this. I'm not so Donald continues to to drag
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  Speaker 1: this out. As my grandfather would say. The Yiddish term
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  Speaker 1: crutz oys would be the term I would use for that. Now.
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  Speaker 1: McVeigh also said that Aaron Donald Chapavay said that Aaron
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  Speaker 1: Donald has quote earned the right close quote to take
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  Speaker 1: as much time as necessary, although the coach also admitted
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  Speaker 1: that he would love to see a resolution to the situation.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure so would Rebecca, the Rams fan. Now, McVeigh
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  Speaker 1: said that Aaron Donald is quote feeling good close quote,
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  Speaker 1: and he did express some hope that the Rams will
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  Speaker 1: have an answer quote sooner than later. All right, question,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll just address the snuffle uFocus in the room.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we're about to do. Why are the Rams
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  Speaker 1: not demanding an answer from Aaron Donald on his twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six status. So there's a couple of theories on this.
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  Speaker 1: My first theory is that Donald's already let them know
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  Speaker 1: what his plan is, and so they know what it
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  Speaker 1: is and they're just playing a lot. He doesn't want
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  Speaker 1: to have to answer any questions, and so he's just saying, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: here's my plan, and that's what I'm gonna do, and
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  Speaker 1: just kind of bear with me and all that and
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  Speaker 1: my theory is the Rams are not demanding an answer
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  Speaker 1: from Aaron Donald because they don't need Aaron Donald to
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  Speaker 1: be great. The Seahawks are in freaking panic mode. There.
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  Speaker 1: They won the Super Bowl. They signed the guy that's
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  Speaker 1: body is put together with little toothpicks because he's had
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  Speaker 1: so many injuries to try to fix their secondary. So
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  Speaker 1: the Seahawks are in panic mode. The Niners they practice
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  Speaker 1: an electrical substation, so half that team's gonna be hurt
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  Speaker 1: by week eight, so forget about them. The Cardinals aren't
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  Speaker 1: even trying. So therefore, the Rams are letting Aaron Donald
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  Speaker 1: take a lazy Sunday drive. La la la la la
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  Speaker 1: la la la la la la la, just like that,
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  Speaker 1: like a lazy Sunday drive. There's no hostage negotiator, there's
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  Speaker 1: not Sean McVay pacing back and forth around the building
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  Speaker 1: checking his watch. And Donald is a bonus item. He's
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  Speaker 1: a bonus side. You don't get worked up over a
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  Speaker 1: bonus item. You don't you know what Aaron Donald is.
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  Speaker 1: A golden brown, delicious onion ring. Now. I don't eat
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  Speaker 1: a burger King very often. Sometimes I'll stop by a
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  Speaker 1: burger King. When I was younger, I ate a Burger
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  Speaker 1: King a lot, and when I would go to Burger
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  Speaker 1: King regularly, I get the whopper and fries that would
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  Speaker 1: be my order. So I get my wopper, I get
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  Speaker 1: my fries. I go through the drive through because I
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  Speaker 1: don't generally do the food delivery and they didn't exist
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  Speaker 1: when I was younger. So I go through the drive through,
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  Speaker 1: I get my whopper, get my fries, and I pull
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  Speaker 1: over and park somewhere because you got to eat fast
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  Speaker 1: food right away. Every minute that goes by. Once you
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  Speaker 1: get fast food, it gets worse and worse and worse.
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  Speaker 1: So I stop in a parking lot. I eat my wopper,
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  Speaker 1: eat my fries. I open the bag up, eat the whopper.
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  Speaker 1: I do not look at the fries. I put the
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  Speaker 1: hand in the back, grabs some fry, and I'm eating.
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  Speaker 1: And then I notice, using my extreme ability to kind
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  Speaker 1: of feel things out, and I notice a rogue onion
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  Speaker 1: ring hiding at the bottom of the bag. Bonus item. Bonus.
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  Speaker 1: I did not go to Burger King intending to get
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  Speaker 1: a delicious golden brown on your ring. It just entered
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  Speaker 1: my world and I didn't order it. I wasn't expecting it.
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  Speaker 1: You're damn sure I wasn't throwing it away. I ate
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  Speaker 1: that onion ring. I did, and Aaron Donald continue to
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  Speaker 1: work out. He is that onion ring. Clearly he wants
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  Speaker 1: to play. He's been fussing around for a couple of
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  Speaker 1: months now. The porch light is still on. The only
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  Speaker 1: real question is which T mobile plan he wants? Which
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  Speaker 1: cell plan does he want? Does Aaron Donald want the
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  Speaker 1: unlimited full season package, would he like a partial season
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  Speaker 1: prepaid plan? Or does he keep his phone on airplane mode,
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  Speaker 1: which would be I ain't coming back? And the Rams
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  Speaker 1: can afford to wait because they didn't build their team
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  Speaker 1: around Aaron Donald. They didn't. Rams are the consensus pick
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  Speaker 1: to Click to win the Super Bowl, and that's based
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  Speaker 1: on Donald knocking on the team. Miles Garrett is the
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  Speaker 1: center for better or worse of the wagon wheel. Everything
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  Speaker 1: else is a spoke on the wagon wheel. And if
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  Speaker 1: Donald eventually says, yes, congratulations, you just found an onion
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  Speaker 1: ring with not one, not two, but three Defensive Player
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  Speaker 1: of the Year awards. So it's an add on bonus item,
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  Speaker 1: is what it is? All right? Final thought, Let's pivot
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  Speaker 1: over to baseball. Let's go over to baseball. We have problems,
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  Speaker 1: follow up, follow up problems in the bird Mixed signals,
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  Speaker 1: mixed signals out of Pittsburgh. Paul Skeins the falling star.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let a falling star fall on you. Paul Skins
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  Speaker 1: reportedly unhappy, unhappy with the Pirates. Is this the first
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  Speaker 1: sign that Paul Skeens will ask for a trade out
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  Speaker 1: of Pittsburgh? Well, what is he up? Unset about? What
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  Speaker 1: is he and a tizzy about? We are told that
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  Speaker 1: Paul Skins is annoyed that the Pittsburgh Pirates brain trust
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  Speaker 1: decided to give him a couple of extra days off
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  Speaker 1: prior to his last start. So it's two most recent
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  Speaker 1: starts and there was a disagreement there there at Loggerheads. Now,
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  Speaker 1: at this time, for now, Pittsburgh's baseball team currently has
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  Speaker 1: no plans to shut Skeens down. That is a trendy
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  Speaker 1: thing for these teams. Out of an abundance of caution,
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  Speaker 1: we must not try to win games. I know you
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  Speaker 1: paid for your tickets, you losers, but we just have
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  Speaker 1: to rest these players. They're so delicate. Anyway, Paul Skins
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  Speaker 1: is annoyed and he is expected to make his next
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  Speaker 1: schedule start as of now, the Pirates unexpectedly scratched Paul Skins.
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  Speaker 1: He was supposed to start this past Sunday against the
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  Speaker 1: Boston baseball team, and they pushed him back three days.
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  Speaker 1: He faced the Detroit baseball team and the extra rest
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  Speaker 1: did not help and there was no clear turnaround there.
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  Speaker 1: We talked about that in a previous edition of the show,
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  Speaker 1: as Paul Skeen still struggled against the Tigers, who he
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  Speaker 1: was bailed out. He was bailed out by the Pirates offense.
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  Speaker 1: There I did not do particularly well. The question Paul
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  Speaker 1: Skeens said to be pissed at Pirate's brass for giving
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  Speaker 1: him extra arrest. Is this Paul Skeen's problem. Is it
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  Speaker 1: the Pirates problem? Or is it nobody's problem? So the
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  Speaker 1: arrow on this one and we adjusted the machine. The
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  Speaker 1: arrow on this one is pointed directly at the Pittsburgh parogies.
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  Speaker 1: It is the Pirates are in the danger zone. Paul
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  Speaker 1: Skeins as bad as he's been, and he has been bad.
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  Speaker 1: He's one of the five worst pitchers in baseball since
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  Speaker 1: the middle of May, according to the Er statistics. Oh
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  Speaker 1: here's a boomer with your little era. I know I know,
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  Speaker 1: here's the problem, all right, Paul's skiings, even as bad
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  Speaker 1: as he's been. If the Pirates put him on the market,
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  Speaker 1: you would have a conga line of the Red Sox,
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  Speaker 1: the Yankees, the Dodgers, I imagine, the Giants if they're
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  Speaker 1: trying to win, the Cubs. The usual suspects would be
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  Speaker 1: in on this. The Rangers would try to get their
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  Speaker 1: hands on Paul skeens. And so he knows that he knows,
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  Speaker 1: even as bad as he is, the circumstances are that
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  Speaker 1: he still is thought of highly and he wouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: to jump through hoops to find a new team. And
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  Speaker 1: so the Pirates are managing Skins. They're really not there.
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  Speaker 1: They're babysity, right, They're babysitting. And at this rate, the
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  Speaker 1: way this season has gone, he will qualify for daycare
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  Speaker 1: before he qualifies for another Cy Young Award. And the
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  Speaker 1: Baseball nerd them, and Pittsburgh's involved in that. The Baseball
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  Speaker 1: nerd them. They want to put for pitchers like Paul Skins.
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  Speaker 1: They want to open a up a nursery like a
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  Speaker 1: Buccos nursery with a nice gerber Onesie for Paul schemes,
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  Speaker 1: and they can have a little binkie. He's got a
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  Speaker 1: little blinky And then the baby monitor. You got that.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta have the baby monitor. And I say enough,
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  Speaker 1: I say fooey is what I say. Like, Pittsburgh still
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  Speaker 1: has not a great chance because they're in the National League.
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  Speaker 1: If they were in the American League, they ever got yet.
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  Speaker 1: But Pittsburgh still has a pulse. Now it's a faint pulse.
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  Speaker 1: And there's some clergy out there there. There's a rabbi
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  Speaker 1: and a priest out there, and they're walking around, they're talking.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna go to the cafeteria and buy a sandwich
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  Speaker 1: right now. So they still have a pulse. And yet
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  Speaker 1: they're creating this awkward tug of war which doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: to happen, like they're trying to protect their picture and
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  Speaker 1: they're so scared, right, oh yes, yes, they're so scared.
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  Speaker 1: Stop with the bubble wrap. It doesn't work. It doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: It's so but you keep doing this. All these guys
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  Speaker 1: get baby. They all end up with the Tommy John surgery.
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  Speaker 1: And he's a pitcher, not a comic con collectible figurine.
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  Speaker 1: He's not a Marvel or DC Comics figurine. And Skeins,
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  Speaker 1: I would think, has to learn how to navigate fatigue,
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  Speaker 1: and when the league catches up to him, he then
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  Speaker 1: has to adjust and figure out how do I get
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  Speaker 1: back to domination. And it's always difficult in that business
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  Speaker 1: the dog days of the season, which are after the
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  Speaker 1: All Star break until the Pennant race really kicks up,
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  Speaker 1: The New York Mets are in the last place in
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  Speaker 1: the National League East. However, they went viral this week
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  Speaker 1: after Blank was spotted grabbing peanuts, peanuts shells, and a
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  Speaker 1: hot dog at City Field. I'm Donald J. Trump, Donald President,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump? Is it? Donald Trump? Is that? No? There
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  Speaker 1: was incorrect. It turns out the fans of City Field,
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  Speaker 1: they were surprised when they spotted a raccoon living underneath
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  Speaker 1: the stadium and video captured its paw, the raccoons paw
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  Speaker 1: reaching through a crack in the concrete. Yeah, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: look like it was during the day, and I thought
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  Speaker 1: raccoons were nocturnal. Must have been hungry. Yeah, raccoon appeared
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  Speaker 1: to be helping itself to some peanuts and peanuts shells
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  Speaker 1: left around the stadium there. And so once they noticed
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  Speaker 1: there's a raccoon, what do you think the crowd did?
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  Speaker 1: Because the baseball team's borring, So the fans are like,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, this is the show. It's much more
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  Speaker 1: like being at the zoo. So now listen, the Mets
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: they ought to do. They should have different animals every game,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: and then the fans can try to guess what animal
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  Speaker 1: is gonna stick its little thing out from underneath the
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  Speaker 1: concrete to eat at the ballgame. Wouldn't that be great?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Why not? Yeah, so there you go. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if that's the cleanliness ass effect of going to a game.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think that's great in terms
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• 31:21
  Speaker 1: at work? When you have no windows that open up,
• 31:24
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  Speaker 1: skunk in there? My god, is that great? It is
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  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Andre in the Commonwealth. Who is
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  Speaker 4: What's going on? Ben Good? Good's it be with you?
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  Speaker 4: I like the music leading in. You know, sunshine only
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  Speaker 4: happens when it's rain and got a lot of ain't
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  Speaker 4: here in the Commonwealth? Bent over the next couple of days,
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  Speaker 4: You know that that might be what the Red Sox
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  Speaker 4: a couple of days off get themselves in order. By
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  Speaker 4: the way, I did see uh at the ballpark, somebody
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  Speaker 4: put a hot dog on the on the on the
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  Speaker 4: The hand came out of nowhere and snatched up the
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  Speaker 4: hot dog and took it under underground. I thought it
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  Speaker 4: was a raccoon. People shouldn't play around, all right again,
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  Speaker 4: I'm here in the Commonwealth. We're just south of Maine.
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  Speaker 4: All right. If you've ever read the book, it by
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  Speaker 4: one mister Stephen King, who also wrote the screenplay for
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  Speaker 4: Shawshank Redemption as well. That's an interesting story. But you
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  Speaker 4: know he's versatile. I'm not messing around with a hand
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  Speaker 4: coming out. I'm not giving no hot dogs to some
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  Speaker 4: hand coming out of the ground. Yeah, that could be
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  Speaker 4: a situation.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Andre, Andre, have you seen the Mets. I'd
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  Speaker 1: much rather see an animal put its claw out to
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  Speaker 1: eat a hot dog. That's much more entertaining than watching
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Francisco than Door or Juan Soto. At this point, it's true.
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  Speaker 4: Ben and the Mets are playing so poorly. Say, they're
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: so moribundant, all right, that we can't even get the
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  Speaker 4: music for the closer to come out. That was one
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  Speaker 4: of the best things about baseball when the Mets actually
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: had leads in one games. You know, they put that
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: Latin music out for the closer. It's almost like he's
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Marianna Rivero, but not quite so.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Well, you want to back listen. The Dodgers will gladly
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: next season trade Edwin Diaz back to the Mets. If
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: you want Edwin Diaz, we can make that happen. We
• 33:26
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• 33:30
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• 33:33
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• 33:36
  Speaker 4: All right, all right, they'll consider I don't speak for
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: Steve Cohen. I don't speak for Daddy Warbucks, but I
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: know he's invested far too much. Again, I'm concerned about
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: these billionaires and what's going on mister Walters here and
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: his dealings and having to sell off all of the
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: his his shares of the different companies. I did see
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: a good take. I don't see these takes, but you know,
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: I'm referencing him citing my sources saying, you know, the
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  Speaker 4: billionaire class right now in America, you know, they have
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: certain privileges that the rest of us don't have, So
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: mister Walters can kind of hide behind all of his money.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: I don't necessarily see him doing any jail time. You know,
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  Speaker 4: maybe a fine here, you a slap on the wrist there,
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: and he can go sit in there and sit on
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: his yacht Somewhere's elt. But back to the Mets. Steve Cohen,
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: who's also Ben, and you know you got you got
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: people in the Tristate area in New York. Okay, some
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: of his dealings people as making all this money, I
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: don't know all right, but he sure has plenty of
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: it to invest in the team and they should be
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: doing much better now. In conclusion, Ben, I like what
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: you were talking about with so freshow schemes. Mister Paul
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Skain's saying, what's going on here? I want to play baseball.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: I'm getting paid money to play ball. I want to
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: play ball. That reminds me of the good old days, right, Yesterdyear,
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: I'm a history person, Ben pulling back to Babe Bruce right,
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: and then the statel pages of the world. Remember Satchel
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Rookie of the Year at like fifty to fifty five whatever,
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: however roles he was.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I can't tell how many I heard Vin Scully tell
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: the story about how he got the name Satchel, the
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  Speaker 1: nickname which was his go to But yeah, I know
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: it's great. I love it when you should celebrate that
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: and not rip it. I gotta leave it there, Andre,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: because we've got big thank you so much. We'll talk
• 35:11
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• 35:14
  Speaker 1: like another week of Andrea. I think the summer of Andre,
• 35:17
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  Speaker 1: thank you Rosie for that. Why did the weed Man
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: stare at the orange juice carton for two hours? Why?
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  Speaker 1: It said concentrate right there? He so he dad, he right,
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  Speaker 1: just stare. Sam from Parts Unknown? What what did weed
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Man say when he heard Blair in Maine eight crap
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  Speaker 1: on his bike? Oh? What he said? That sounds delicious.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: That's Lucky Tony. It's Big Ben's leg jokes a week.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear that weed Man invented a party game
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: like Duck Duck goose?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Your version, according to Brendan from Boston is
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: puff puff pass is your version there? So it's a
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: it's a spin off. Why why doesn't weed Man hippie
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: have a toilet? Why? Well, because he doesn't have a
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: pot to piss in. That's why.
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  Speaker 2: Come on?
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  Speaker 1: Now that's ah, there you go. That's Lisa. We sent
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: that with in Why was the weed Man fired from
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  Speaker 1: the calendar factory? Why you kept taking days off? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: That's Reggie from Detroit Podcast. Reggie Emails my podcast pretty
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  Speaker 1: much every week. But Ben, what's the worst job weed
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Man Hippie could have? What working at a cannabis dispensary?
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: My god, that's a John setting that in. Why Why
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: does weed Man have a blank sheet of paper? Why?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Apparently that's your resume? That's that's from econ Roseville, Minnesota.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Did you did you hear Coop in if I need
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: weed Man to visit Denver? Really? Yeah? He claimed it's
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: the that's why they called it the Mile High City.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: That's Mike the Leprecha on their last one. How did
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: weed Man Hippie proposed to Lisa? Oh, well, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you later because we're out of time. We met out
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: of time for the punchline. Runt of time out there
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  Speaker 1: us