Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Victoria Reality TV Update from October 12th, 2026
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Well, here she is from the Windy City, live and
- 0:05Speaker 1: direct from Chicago. It's Victoria with the Real Housewives of
- 0:09Speaker 1: Salt Lake City wrap-up, wind-up, recap.
- 0:14Speaker 2: And Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
- 0:16Speaker 1: I heard what's-her-name on NPR yesterday. She's just written a book.
- 0:21Speaker 1: Which one is it?
- 0:22Speaker 2: Heather.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Heather.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Heather.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Yeah, she's written a book called The Inner Glow or
- 0:26Speaker 1: something like that.
- 0:28Speaker 2: It's fiction.
- 0:30Speaker 1: It's almost like science fiction. She's actually very well-spoken.
- 0:36Speaker 2: I totally agree. I think of all the housewives, she
- 0:39Speaker 2: might be the smartest. And then I loved her first book.
- 0:43Speaker 2: I really don't think she's getting a ghostwriter. She might
- 0:47Speaker 2: be getting some assists, but I think she's talented. And
- 0:50Speaker 2: her confessionals, I think, are always the best, which we're
- 0:52Speaker 2: going to hear about. But I'll have to go look
- 0:55Speaker 2: that up because I like hearing her talk. And it
- 0:59Speaker 2: is such an honor to be a lead-in for Bill Frost.
- 1:01Speaker 2: I don't know if he takes that as an insult.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Yeah, he's asked you to reschedule.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't blame him. I'm ruining TV. All right,
- 1:13Speaker 2: so let's start with The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City,
- 1:16Speaker 2: Season 7, Episode 4. is called Fortune and Misfortune. I
- 1:21Speaker 2: sent you all, oh, I haven't posted on Instagram yet. Sorry,
- 1:24Speaker 2: don't follow me yet, but follow me in a few minutes.
- 1:26Speaker 2: So I have my summary card for the episode. I
- 1:30Speaker 2: thought this week's episode was a little boring. I'm only
- 1:34Speaker 2: giving it two snowflakes, but I'm giving it three lips.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Stay tuned. And I think next week is going to
- 1:39Speaker 2: be very exciting because in the teaser clip, we hear
- 1:42Speaker 2: that Meredith wrote a diss track. Oh, it's going to
- 1:45Speaker 2: be horrible. I can't wait. Okay, so if you want
- 1:49Speaker 2: to sound like you watched, the women are still in
- 1:51Speaker 2: San Francisco for a girls' trip. Angie's marriage isn't going well.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Some of the women go to an antique vibrator museum.
- 2:00Speaker 2: And then they buy something there that gets used as
- 2:03Speaker 2: a talking stick while they're arguing. And Lisa waves this
- 2:07Speaker 2: around and points it at people. I figured I couldn't
- 2:10Speaker 2: send you a picture of this, but you should go
- 2:12Speaker 2: look it up. It's like the last 10 minutes of
- 2:14Speaker 2: the episode. And then Whitney and Kwai's relationship also isn't
- 2:18Speaker 2: going well. And so Kwai also gets her a souvenir
- 2:21Speaker 2: from the museum. She gets her a gag. So here's
- 2:24Speaker 2: our quote of the week, which is Heather. Brittany is
- 2:27Speaker 2: no detective. She is Inspector Gadget at best. And so
- 2:33Speaker 2: what I sent you all is a picture of– that's Brittany.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 2:38Speaker 2: What really matters about Brittany is her lips, so stay tuned.
- 2:41Speaker 2: But the reason for Heather's quote about saying she's Inspector
- 2:44Speaker 2: Gadget at best is Brittany wants to get a gotcha
- 2:48Speaker 2: moment for Bronwyn. She thinks she's going to– Brittany says, oh,
- 2:51Speaker 2: we all fact-check each other. And so Bronwyn's going through
- 2:54Speaker 2: this breakup with her husband. And she said, we sold
- 2:58Speaker 2: the house. And Brittany's like, she's lying because Brittany's in
- 3:02Speaker 2: real estate. And she pulled the title. And the title
- 3:05Speaker 2: is listed as an LLC listed. And so Brittany says,
- 3:10Speaker 2: there's no we. It's only her husband. I'm like, come on, Brittany. Like,
- 3:13Speaker 2: we all know what this means. So it doesn't work.
- 3:17Speaker 2: You know, her.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Lips are almost as big as other parts of her body.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Totally.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Victoria knows what I mean.
- 3:28Speaker 2: I do. Also, there were other things said in the
- 3:30Speaker 2: episode that I also can't say. All right. So let's
- 3:35Speaker 2: look at her lips. So here's what we learned from
- 3:37Speaker 2: the housewives. Overline your lips. So in that picture of Brittany,
- 3:41Speaker 2: she has overlined her lips so much. So I think
- 3:45Speaker 2: she's got maybe a little bit of injection, but I
- 3:47Speaker 2: think most of that is liner. If you look really closely,
- 3:50Speaker 2: you can see the liner, and she's filled it in.
- 3:51Speaker 2: And so overlining your lips... It means you take the
- 3:54Speaker 2: lip liner outside of your natural lip line and then
- 3:57Speaker 2: fill it in to make your lips look bigger.
- 3:59Speaker 1: We're showing the wrong picture. That isn't Britney. There's Britney
- 4:02Speaker 1: right there.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Okay. But then the next one is going to be Lisa.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Right.
- 4:07Speaker 2: Okay. And so then while they're arguing at dinner, Lisa
- 4:10Speaker 2: is obsessively overlining her lips. She can't stop lining them.
- 4:14Speaker 2: And again, this we're learning that this is what you
- 4:16Speaker 2: do to make them look bigger. But it's totally a thing.
- 4:19Speaker 2: I've noticed on Real Housewives of Rhode Island that they
- 4:22Speaker 2: are lousy with their lip liner. So related to our
- 4:25Speaker 2: drinking game, then I'm calling it Wimpy, Limpy, Lippy Whitney.
- 4:29Speaker 2: You're going to take a drink each time Whitney makes
- 4:32Speaker 2: an excuse or blame someone else for what she says
- 4:34Speaker 2: or does. And she can't take responsibility for anything she does.
- 4:38Speaker 2: And then also you could take a drink anytime Lisa
- 4:40Speaker 2: lines her lips.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Okay.
- 4:42Speaker 2: All right. So let's get to some unpleasantness, which is
- 4:45Speaker 2: the secret lies of Mormon Wives. This is episode four,
- 4:47Speaker 2: the Book of Friendship. We have one more episode to
- 4:50Speaker 2: go with them, and it's going to go down. I
- 4:53Speaker 2: rated this episode with three and a half secret emojis
- 4:55Speaker 2: and two rings because it's all about the ring in
- 4:58Speaker 2: this episode. If you want to sound like what you watched,
- 5:01Speaker 2: Michaela leads the quest to get the Cartier ring back
- 5:04Speaker 2: from Mason that Layla gave him. So I'll talk about
- 5:06Speaker 2: that more. And then Taylor gets mad at MomTalk. And
- 5:10Speaker 2: then Jen wants to get her baby blessed at the
- 5:12Speaker 2: Mormon church. I know my tone just dropped, but I
- 5:15Speaker 2: will explain. So this goes into our quote of the week.
- 5:18Speaker 2: Two days ago, you were talking about being in Sports Illustrated,
- 5:21Speaker 2: and now you want me to get worthy to bless
- 5:23Speaker 2: our baby? Yeah. Hey. So this is Zach, who is
- 5:28Speaker 2: Jen's husband, and she has decided she wants to get
- 5:32Speaker 2: their baby blessed. And she made him an appointment with
- 5:34Speaker 2: the bishop, and he's appalled. He has stepped away from
- 5:39Speaker 2: the church in support of her because she was concerned
- 5:41Speaker 2: about the patriarchy of the church, and now she's making
- 5:44Speaker 2: this move to go back, and she's decided he should
- 5:47Speaker 2: get quote-unquote worthy so that he can actually bless their baby.
- 5:51Speaker 2: I think this is crazy, only because I don't know
- 5:54Speaker 2: what Jen's motivations really are. You know, if this is
- 5:56Speaker 2: important to you, go for it. But she's really disrupting
- 5:59Speaker 2: her marriage in so many ways, and I don't know
- 6:02Speaker 2: what she's trying to get at. But it was an
- 6:06Speaker 2: interesting conversation. The ring. So Layla and Mason broke up. Mikayla,
- 6:10Speaker 2: not Layla, wants Layla to get the Cartier ring back
- 6:12Speaker 2: that Layla bought for Mason, not Mikayla. Mikayla wants this
- 6:15Speaker 2: Cartier ring. Mikayla, this is none of your business. But
- 6:19Speaker 2: Michaela gets Macy, Taylor, and Jesse together to go get
- 6:21Speaker 2: this ring. And so they go to Mason's house, and
- 6:24Speaker 2: then Chase is Mason's brother. So I sent you all
- 6:27Speaker 2: a picture of Chase. They're outside of Mason's house. That's Chase,
- 6:30Speaker 2: not Mason. And then that's, I think it's Macy and
- 6:34Speaker 2: the back of Taylor's head. And so Chase says he's
- 6:37Speaker 2: going to help them get this ring. Um, uh, and so, um,
- 6:42Speaker 2: so I, this is again, also part of the drinking game,
- 6:45Speaker 2: but this is none of your business, um, Michaela. And
- 6:48Speaker 2: it's interesting to me that she's going around telling everybody
- 6:51Speaker 2: her business. And this is why Taylor gets mad at
- 6:53Speaker 2: Michaela because Michaela's got her own issues, but let's, let's
- 6:56Speaker 2: get an update on where we're at with Taylor and Dakota.
- 6:59Speaker 2: So Taylor broke up with Ben. So, um, so now
- 7:02Speaker 2: everyone assumes she's back with Dakota and Dakota's always in
- 7:06Speaker 2: the mix. Always. He's always in the mix.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Dakota's always in the mix.
- 7:10Speaker 2: Yes. And Taylor talks a lot about that this episode.
- 7:14Speaker 2: And I feel really bad for her. Don't feel bad
- 7:18Speaker 2: for her.
- 7:19Speaker 1: She's a horrible person.
- 7:20Speaker 2: She's a human being.
- 7:23Speaker 1: She's a horrible human being.
- 7:24Speaker 2: I feel extra bad for her babies.
- 7:29Speaker 1: Yes.
- 7:29Speaker 2: You know, she really loves Dakota. Like, go figure. And
- 7:34Speaker 2: she's crying while she's talking about this in Confessional. And
- 7:37Speaker 2: she says she can't stay away from him. And it's
- 7:39Speaker 2: going to get worse next week, y'all. Like, brace yourselves.
- 7:43Speaker 2: So she also hasn't broken up with Doug yet from
- 7:45Speaker 2: The Bachelorette because that hasn't aired yet, and she has
- 7:48Speaker 2: to act like they're all engaged, right? So then Dakota,
- 7:52Speaker 2: he is a horrible person. So what we find out
- 7:56Speaker 2: in this episode is that Dakota confesses to Jesse that
- 8:00Speaker 2: he absolutely manipulates Taylor. They use a different word that
- 8:03Speaker 2: I can't say. She wants to mess with her. And
- 8:06Speaker 2: so he tells Jesse that Dakota will send videos– of
- 8:10Speaker 2: Dakota and Taylor being intimate and will say to her,
- 8:13Speaker 2: don't you miss this? Gross. And it's horrible. Horrible. Also,
- 8:19Speaker 2: I know I'm too old for this, but don't take
- 8:21Speaker 2: videos and pictures of yourself. It just gets used against
- 8:24Speaker 2: you later. And so this is awful. He's a monster
- 8:30Speaker 2: and he knows what he's doing with her and she's,
- 8:33Speaker 2: She I think she does care about him in some weird,
- 8:35Speaker 2: toxic way. So they're all there. The mom talks really
- 8:38Speaker 2: on her. And they're right. They are right that Taylor
- 8:41Speaker 2: needs to get her life together. But also mom talk
- 8:45Speaker 2: needs to just back off because you can't make people change.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Taylor is going to have to do that on her own.
- 8:50Speaker 2: So at the end of that confrontation outside Mason's house,
- 8:53Speaker 2: Taylor stomps off and says, Chase, take me home. So
- 8:56Speaker 2: they get into a big fight. We'll see what happens
- 8:59Speaker 2: next week. I think they're going to come together and
- 9:00Speaker 2: get mad at Dakota. But all of this is going
- 9:02Speaker 2: to come out as far as what led up to
- 9:04Speaker 2: The Bachelorette getting pulled, I think. But we'll find out
- 9:06Speaker 2: next week.
- 9:07Speaker 1: Hey, can I ask you a question?
- 9:08Speaker 2: Yes.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Now, does this show air on Bravo as well or
- 9:13Speaker 1: somewhere else?
- 9:14Speaker 2: It's on Hulu.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Oh, it's on Hulu.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, Mormon Wives is on Hulu.
- 9:17Speaker 1: And I just get the impression that it makes the
- 9:20Speaker 1: real Housewives of Salt Lake look classy.
- 9:23Speaker 2: You know what i mean and fun yeah no it's
- 9:27Speaker 2: uh you bill you're not wrong and that's it there's
- 9:30Speaker 2: a real energy shift when i go from one show
- 9:32Speaker 2: to the other they're very different yeah um uh our
- 9:36Speaker 2: drinking game is your business is my business so take
- 9:38Speaker 2: a drink each time it says ring and maybe you'll
- 9:40Speaker 2: get as obsessed with the cartier ring as michaela is
- 9:43Speaker 2: and then follow me on instagram at just the empath
- 9:45Speaker 2: i'll post all this stuff all.
- 9:46Speaker 1: Right thank you thank you victoria back to chicago Yeah,
- 9:51Speaker 1: I'm on it. Bye.