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OUTRO: Tax The Fellas · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Mark nine for all you le bastards loving the Big
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  Speaker 1: Show podcast Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and
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  Speaker 1: Get a fellows.
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  Speaker 2: Great, God, you and pigs have got a capital of
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  Speaker 2: seats and titties on you. All right? Yeah, man, listening
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  Speaker 2: to your podcast, fellows, Yes, I've got that from all right.
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  Speaker 3: But whose would be the most voluptuous as well?
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  Speaker 2: Volumptuous?
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  Speaker 4: Laptious?
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  Speaker 2: There's no voluptuous, man.
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  Speaker 4: The lap voluptuous.
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  Speaker 5: I've never seen voluptuous out loud until yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday, but I.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of like for volumptuous.
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  Speaker 4: Sure us because it's Latin peak.
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  Speaker 5: Can I someone keeps calling the hotline here, which only
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  Speaker 5: certain people have the number two?
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  Speaker 2: Can I answer it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's just see who it is.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, there, it's Jack me off. That's the one.
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  Speaker 2: Jack.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you keep calling the hotline?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: This the hot line? Yea?
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  Speaker 4: What do you?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing? There's like a hotline light that
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  Speaker 3: keeps flashing in the studio.
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  Speaker 4: What is that?
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  Speaker 7: My dad?
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  Speaker 6: I've had so I won the dump delivery?
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  Speaker 2: Ah? You up there?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, but my boss I was taking a Zoe
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  Speaker 6: I think it was, and we were trying to sort
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  Speaker 6: something and I was like, oh, yeah, because I'm working
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  Speaker 6: at my boss's house. So I gave her the address
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  Speaker 6: rung out my boss.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, oh my god, like there's a bunch
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  Speaker 7: of exports ship coming here. And he was like, what
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  Speaker 7: the fuck. I don't want that. I don't want that
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  Speaker 7: stuff at my house, blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay I was.
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  Speaker 6: She was like, and then yeah, so we didn't pull through,
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  Speaker 6: but I was just seeing it was the possibility to
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  Speaker 6: pick it up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough, fair enough, that is fair enough. Did
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  Speaker 3: you did? Did did Zoe give you an email or anything?
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  Speaker 3: Was it just this number?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 6: It was just she called me off this number. And
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  Speaker 6: then I tried to contact her because my boss was like, not,
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  Speaker 6: they can't come. So I was there was a mission
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  Speaker 6: trying to get Okay, I tell.
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  Speaker 2: You what, man, we can probably sort your something out.
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  Speaker 2: The only condition is you got to quit your job
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  Speaker 2: because that guy sucks.
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  Speaker 7: I got a big growling from him.
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  Speaker 4: What's up? Was there?
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 7: Like the whole day I was like keen ass for it?
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  Speaker 2: And then do you know what the delivery is meant?
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  Speaker 2: To be. It's just like a couple of dozen you
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  Speaker 2: want a couple of dozen beers or something.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'm happy for anything.
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  Speaker 2: We should try and drum him up some pessions we
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  Speaker 2: were stand Hang on a minute there.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think today will be able to Megan's gonna
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  Speaker 5: go over a chat Jack, All right, We'll just pop
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  Speaker 5: you on hold.
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  Speaker 3: Man, you stay there all right.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you guys are awesome, Thank you mate.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I just put them on hold.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think.
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  Speaker 4: I have seen.
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  Speaker 8: But wasn't that light the one that was flashing before
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  Speaker 8: that said we were off here?
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  Speaker 4: Or is it?
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  Speaker 5: When it's so, there's two there's a light in the
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  Speaker 5: middle of every radio studio, and when it flashes blue,
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  Speaker 5: it means the station has dead air and nothing's playing.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, So that's the there's.
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  Speaker 5: Three lights there, you see. Yes, the middle one is
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  Speaker 5: flash is yellow. That's when someone's calling our hotline, well.
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  Speaker 8: Like our regular phone, I don't know, like a direct
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  Speaker 8: line to the studio.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, okay, which is like you used to.
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  Speaker 3: If you're teeing up an interview or something. They can
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  Speaker 3: get straight through.
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  Speaker 5: All the cut through all the yes or the admin
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  Speaker 5: and then the other light which is the red one
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  Speaker 5: that's on now is when you're recording, right, Okay, so
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what Megi's doing.
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  Speaker 3: He's going out there to tell someone to deliver some purse.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, to be fair, what we could do is
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  Speaker 5: just put the purse at reception, yes, and then he
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  Speaker 5: could come pick it up. Well, that's right, Yeah, maybe
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  Speaker 5: we do that. Who knows what Megi's coming back in.
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  Speaker 5: That could be a good option. We're just thinking, I
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  Speaker 5: know what you got to but we're like, whyn't we
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  Speaker 5: just check out the boxes out of reception or something.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder what the prizes me to be.
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  Speaker 8: It's usually it's I think like a couple of dozen
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  Speaker 8: beers and chips.
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  Speaker 2: Toddy's got it in charge, and you'll get something through
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  Speaker 2: on before Christmas. But I think you're on He literally
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  Speaker 2: said that, So I think you're on something a reception.
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  Speaker 8: I reckon, Jackie. I we can check in a box
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  Speaker 8: a snack of chenie.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Jack, do you like a thousand dollars in cash?
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  Speaker 6: I'm not going to say.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, cool, we're just checking. Just making a note
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  Speaker 3: of that, yeah, just making out of that.
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  Speaker 5: So we're going to do Jack is we'll leave some
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  Speaker 5: beers a reception here and you can come pick them
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  Speaker 5: up when you when do you want to do that?
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  Speaker 5: You're an Awkland Yeah, yeah, I can pull through now,
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  Speaker 5: I don't mind.
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  Speaker 2: Desperate to get on the hammer.
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  Speaker 4: What do is?
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  Speaker 5: I'll put you on hold and Pugs will give you
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  Speaker 5: the address to come pick up, and we'll just pop
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  Speaker 5: a couple of boxes out of reception and oh.
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  Speaker 6: You guys are so good.
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  Speaker 3: Get on your jack.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, we're midway through the podcast and so
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  Speaker 5: this is going to be included in it.
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  Speaker 3: By the way.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I listened to that all the time.
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  Speaker 8: You have a good yes, but buzzies. Pugs was going
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  Speaker 8: on at length about his winter coat. He's getting a
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  Speaker 8: winter coat, as he put it, and it turned into
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  Speaker 8: buzzy chat.
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  Speaker 2: I know I heard it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: So actually I was looking at my buzzies today. They're
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  Speaker 8: all right, they're good, they're looking good.
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  Speaker 2: They're looking good on that top yeah, so tight?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, well it's actually it's very snug because I wear it.
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  Speaker 4: Under my jacket.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's lovely, mate, You thinks that's good? Hey, Jake,
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  Speaker 2: So I just need to go to you to go
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  Speaker 2: into your oh God, into your phone there and just
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  Speaker 2: go and have a look at your messages. Mate, All right,
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  Speaker 2: your messages are sorry and your Instagram Instagram. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: was thinking about doing that, but I think people are
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  Speaker 2: probably over it. So the Whocky Big Show week days
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  Speaker 2: from four on Radio Hurarchy, They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't received any messages on my Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: No, bet you heaven. So if you go into requests,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is.
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  Speaker 3: Should I help him?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Cauf, you could help him because this is only
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  Speaker 2: meant to be about ten or fifteen minutes this podcast.
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  Speaker 4: What's going on? There's a chat?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, what are you watching?
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  Speaker 4: The next parade?
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  Speaker 2: Requests? What are we looking for? He would have eight
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  Speaker 2: billion there? Now? Can you go through on this? Probably
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  Speaker 2: somebody there called Georgia Yeares Mahafi, that's it. I was trying.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying not to put in the surname. But
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  Speaker 2: all good.
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  Speaker 8: Oh okay, yeah yeah what about that?
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  Speaker 2: So Georgia is the general manager of brand for One
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  Speaker 2: New Zealand. Yes, and she saw the video of your
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  Speaker 2: shit phone and thought it was an absolute disgrace. And
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  Speaker 2: it has been trying to get in touch with you
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  Speaker 2: to give you a phone for quite some time. But
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  Speaker 2: of course, because you don't know how to week your messages,
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  Speaker 2: you've been completely oblivious. Yes, but anyway, all happy now?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking ridiculous How Jace just gets given free phones
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  Speaker 5: because he refuses to upgrade.
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  Speaker 8: What's funny about it is because of your guys outrage.
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  Speaker 4: Not even it's not even my outrage, perfectly happy, chill man,
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  Speaker 4: I don't care.
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  Speaker 5: But the thing is, I'm actually really going to miss
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  Speaker 5: your amazing selfies, your blary selfies.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, true, I don't know the camera lenses will
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  Speaker 2: still be filthy. Yeah yeah, so I think their quality
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  Speaker 2: of photos will still be much the same. How are
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  Speaker 2: you finding that phone, Jason?
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  Speaker 8: It's great, it's you know, it's just a phanos are
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  Speaker 8: saying to the Fellaws. You say you ninety percent of
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  Speaker 8: the stuff on it.
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  Speaker 2: You must have noticed it something of a difference in
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  Speaker 2: terms of being able to watch your video just general.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, all I've been saying to the fellas a lot
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  Speaker 8: of claret, a lot more.
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  Speaker 2: Clear, Yeah, yeah, a lotly as cracks, and a lot
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  Speaker 2: lotly as duck taper, yes, sellotape.
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  Speaker 5: And I thought, honestly, just in I thought Jason was
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  Speaker 5: going to be like, no, I haven't noticed the difference,
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  Speaker 5: you know, but I haven't.
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  Speaker 4: Really, It's still the same. I mean, what does it matter?
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  Speaker 4: But I'm very grateful.
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  Speaker 8: Nonetheless, Kakeasy, you guys play, I had you going.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't you guys play golf the other day last Friday?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I had that go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, great. I played really well?
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  Speaker 4: He did, He did play very well. It was good
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  Speaker 4: to have a whack. We've talked about this though. We'll
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  Speaker 4: play next year.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna play next week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, next week, this week, this week, I've.
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  Speaker 3: Had a lot of house Edmund.
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  Speaker 8: Going, oh yeah, let's go for it, especially if the
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  Speaker 8: weather's like this, Holy hell, Holy.
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  Speaker 2: Holy today, you're too bad. Over the weekend the Fowlers
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  Speaker 2: and another weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Perfect perfect weather to go for a little back country
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  Speaker 5: ride on your motorbike.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting that. I'm following through on that too.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to do it?
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  Speaker 2: I am. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, finally what I've finally
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  Speaker 2: done because I had to talk to the accountants. You see,
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  Speaker 2: as I'm finally off provisional tax. I've been on provisional
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  Speaker 2: tax for about five years. You know what that is, Jason, Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's a fucking absolute life to have to pay in
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  Speaker 2: advance for tax on income, which you don't even know
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  Speaker 2: what your income is, and they want it now. It's
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  Speaker 2: a fucking I'm trying to work out it's for people
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  Speaker 2: that are in business, it's not for individuals. And so
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  Speaker 2: we're in business, but we've just run a company. At
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  Speaker 2: that stage, we're just running a company and doing our
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  Speaker 2: work through it, so billing, through radio and any film
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  Speaker 2: work or whatever. And then we bought a house and
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  Speaker 2: we thought we had GST I think moneyset a side
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  Speaker 2: or tax money set aside maybe, and we need wanted
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  Speaker 2: the money to put towards a depositor on the house.
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  Speaker 2: And we were like, oh, that's all good because capital
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  Speaker 2: gains et cetera, et cetera, market crashes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But worse than that was we didn't know that it
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  Speaker 2: would put us in a provisional tax situation, right, and
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  Speaker 2: so for the last five years we've been hit with
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  Speaker 2: those huge tax bills every single year. Yeah, and so
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  Speaker 2: we're finally out of that. So were and head above.
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  Speaker 2: It's they make it so difficult for you to get ahead.
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  Speaker 5: Literally, had this conversation last night with a mate mon
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  Speaker 5: we're having dinner and he was like, Hey, what's your
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  Speaker 5: account's name? Were talking about accountants, and there was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I just got hit with provisional tax for the first time.
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  Speaker 3: And I was just like, oh, I had that like
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  Speaker 3: three years ago. And you're just like, oh, you want
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  Speaker 3: how many thousands of dollars?
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  Speaker 2: Like for us it's ten thousand, yeah, thousands of you this.
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  Speaker 3: Now, but yeah, we pay this now in advance for
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  Speaker 3: next year. It's like, oh, I could pay it next year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you need it now? Your fucking business.
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  Speaker 8: I've never had to pay provisional tax. But what they
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  Speaker 8: used to do when I used to pay child support, right,
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  Speaker 8: you stopped paying that well now because they're like all
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  Speaker 8: my kids are like fifty and fuck man, I will
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  Speaker 8: never ever forget this conversation that I had. And so
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  Speaker 8: they do the same thing. They project what you have
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  Speaker 8: to pay in child support from your earnings from like
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  Speaker 8: two or three years previous.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 8: And I had a scenario and this is no word
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  Speaker 8: of a lie, where I had a fun king bump
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  Speaker 8: a year two or three years before and I earned
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  Speaker 8: like something like I don't know, one hundred and ten
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  Speaker 8: or twenty thousand, which back in those days was a
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  Speaker 8: load of money, a lot, and then they based for
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  Speaker 8: the year coming my child support that on that year,
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  Speaker 8: and that year I earned thirty nine thousand dollars, but
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  Speaker 8: I had to pay child support based on a salary
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  Speaker 8: of one twenty and the child support would have been
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  Speaker 8: greater than probably your income for the entire year exactly.
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  Speaker 8: And I remember getting on the phone and going, but
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  Speaker 8: I'm not earning that interested. Not only was she not interested,
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  Speaker 8: she went off her head at me about fathers not
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  Speaker 8: paying child support. And I was going, I've got three
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  Speaker 8: other children, for God's sake, how am I supposed to
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  Speaker 8: put You can see what I'm earning.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not earning that money. It was stressful.
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  Speaker 2: I make it hard man.
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  Speaker 4: So what you know?
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  Speaker 8: So why would you have to It must be business
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  Speaker 8: because I've never I know about provisional tech.
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  Speaker 2: It's only it's well, yeah, for us as contractors, and
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  Speaker 2: then in business, so it becomes provisional when you can't
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  Speaker 2: when you haven't covered all of your texts of the year.
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  Speaker 2: So we were individual contractors. We hadn't paid for it
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  Speaker 2: because that money had gone to the deposit on a
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  Speaker 2: house like that's all good, but we didn't know the
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  Speaker 2: replicasions of that. Our accountant didn't let us know that. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: so yeah it turned up and it turned out to
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  Speaker 2: be a massive pain in my ass. But she's all
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  Speaker 2: good now, feel it's good stuff, Like you're paying off
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  Speaker 2: like eight hundred bucks a week on tax or some shit.
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  Speaker 3: And you're like, but I'm still paying this year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, I'm paying my tax plus next year.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking But well, then, what I don't understand is your
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  Speaker 3: last year of business? Do you not pay any tax?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's what is it? Your first year? I don't
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  Speaker 2: think you do any and often you're not in you're
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  Speaker 2: not in profit anyway. And then on that first year
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  Speaker 2: then they'll projected for the following year. But I don't
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  Speaker 2: see what the advantage is outside of like for the
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  Speaker 2: government to colleck that money. I don't see what the
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: advantage is because all you're doing is making things difficult
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  Speaker 2: for business owners who you want to be successful so
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  Speaker 2: that they can employ people and make.
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  Speaker 3: Money, especially when that's just getting started, especially.
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  Speaker 2: When they're just getting started.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, well we're having that chet yesterday were we about
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  Speaker 8: GST and going, what the fuck's the point?
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  Speaker 4: Don't worry about it?
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  Speaker 8: Especially for sole contractors, and it's like you you pay
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  Speaker 8: GST for me, thanks, and then I'll just give it
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  Speaker 8: to the government.
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  Speaker 4: But you get you claim stuff. But still it's like I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't understand anything.
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  Speaker 5: All I know is when I got an accountant a
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  Speaker 5: few years ago, my life became so much easy and
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  Speaker 5: funnily enough.
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  Speaker 8: I just just today Mogi sorted all that.
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  Speaker 4: It's all done and dusted for the air. That's good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Sign of man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, we're rick.
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  Speaker 3: Well are we going to go take our hogs out?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I think we should. Well, yeah, what are you going
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: to get? Jis man?
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  Speaker 8: That's a good question. I don't feel right. I don't
• 13:52
  Speaker 8: feel safe on a bike. I don't feel safe with
• 13:54
  Speaker 8: you on a bike either. But it'll be good for socials,
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  Speaker 8: so I should buy a bite so I kill myself,
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  Speaker 8: which will be hilarious for so. I mean, I don't
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  Speaker 8: even do the scooters. I don't even do the line.
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  Speaker 8: I'm I'm just going to break an ankle, I know,
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  Speaker 8: I will.
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  Speaker 2: I think a trike would be good.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, because there's heaps, especially like when you become a
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: bigger unit, you just get a big trike so that
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: you don't have to worry about putting a foot down
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: at the traffic lights. When you're stopped, you just stay
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  Speaker 5: sitting on your big lazy boy there.
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  Speaker 3: That could be you.
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  Speaker 4: I just like walking. I don't need any kill.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe we start out first ever, a walking gang man cashed. Hey,
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  Speaker 5: listen to the Big Show four or seven week days
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  Speaker 5: radio hurd Chi