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- Lucas: So we've talked a lot about the big battles and the political declarations, but there's one episode in Scotland's story that's almost a dark comedy if it weren't so brutal. I mean, we're talking about a military campaign that was literally called the Rough Wooing. Luna: The Rough Wooing? That sounds like a bad pickup line, not a war. Lucas: Exactly. It was Henry VIII's attempt to force a marriage between his son Edward and the infant Mary Queen of Scots. When the Scots said no, he decided to burn his way to the altar. This is 1543, and the Scottish king James V had just died, leaving a six-day-old queen on the throne. Luna: A baby on the throne, and Henry VIII swoops in like a creepy uncle. Lucas: Pretty much. The Treaty of Greenwich in 1543 actually agreed to the marriage, but the Scottish Parliament, egged on by the pro-French faction, reneged. Henry's response was to send an army north under the Earl of Hertford, Edward Seymour, with orders to burn Edinburgh and the border towns, and to lay waste to everything in his path. It was state-sponsored terrorism, honestly. Luna: So the 'wooing' was just arson and slaughter? Lucas: That's the name that stuck. The first campaign in 1544 saw Hertford sack Edinburgh, set fire to the Canongate, and destroy the Abbey of Holyrood. They even burned Leith. Then they swept through the Borders, torching villages like Jedburgh and Kelso. The idea was to break Scottish resistance so completely that they'd have no choice but to agree to the marriage. Lucas: But the Scots didn't break. In fact, the brutality just hardened their resolve and pushed them deeper into the arms of France. That's the irony of the whole thing. Luna: It's like trying to win someone's heart by burning down their house. Lucas: And we should say, a lot of this is well documented. The English commanders kept detailed accounts of their raids, and the Scottish chronicles give us the other side. You read about whole communities being put to the sword, crops destroyed, and livestock driven off. The border region was devastated for years afterwards. Lucas: One of the more dramatic moments came in 1545 at the Battle of Ancrum Moor. The English had another raiding force under Sir Ralph Eure, and they were met by a Scottish army led by the Earl of Angus and the Earl of Arran. The Scots won a decisive victory, and it was a rare bright spot in what was otherwise a miserable time. The English lost hundreds of men, and Eure himself was killed. Luna: So that must have been a huge morale boost for the Scots. Lucas: It was, but it didn't stop the war. The Rough Wooing continued for another few years, with the English launching raids even into Fife and the Highlands. They even captured the town of St Andrews in 1547, and besieged the castle there. The Scots were fighting a losing battle on their own, and they knew they needed help. Lucas: So they turned to their old ally, France. In 1548, the French sent a substantial army to Scotland, and they managed to push the English back. But the price was high: the Scots agreed to send young Mary to France, where she would be raised at the French court and eventually marry the Dauphin. That's how a Scottish queen ended up as Queen of France for a brief time. Luna: So the Rough Wooing backfired completely. Henry VIII ended up pushing Scotland into a French alliance. Lucas: Absolutely. The union of crowns that Henry wanted so badly happened eventually, but not through war. It came about peacefully in 1603 when James VI of Scotland inherited the English throne. So in a way, he got what he wanted, but not for another sixty years, and not through force. The Rough Wooing just made the Scots hate the English even more, and it laid the groundwork for centuries of animosity. Lucas: And you know, this episode is a good reminder of why we do this show. We dig into these stories not just for the battles, but for the human cost and the unintended consequences. If you've been getting something out of these conversations, I'd love if you'd consider supporting us on buy me a coffee dot com slash fexingo. A couple of dollars a month genuinely helps keep the show going, and it means a lot to us. Luna: Yeah, we really appreciate it. It's what lets us keep spending hours in the archives. Lucas: So back to the burning. One of the things I find most striking about the Rough Wooing is how personal it was. Henry VIII was furious that the Scots would reject his son, and he took it as a personal insult. His orders to Hertford were explicit: 'Put all to fire and sword, burn Edinburgh town, so that the memory of the destruction might remain forever.' Luna: That's chilling. He wanted to leave a permanent scar. Lucas: And he did. The English burned not just towns but abbeys, including Melrose, Dryburgh, and Jedburgh. These were places of learning and culture, and they were reduced to rubble. Some of them were never fully rebuilt. You can still see the ruins today, and they stand as a silent testament to that fury. Lucas: But the Scots had their own moments of defiance. The Earl of Angus, who won at Ancrum Moor, was a seasoned warrior, and he used guerrilla tactics to harass the English supply lines. There's a story that before the battle, he told his men, 'Let us fight for our country, for our wives, for our children, for our lives.' It's the kind of rhetoric that fires the blood, even five centuries later. Luna: It's amazing that the Scots managed to hold out against such a powerful enemy. Lucas: It's a testament to their stubbornness, and also to the fact that the English were fighting on very long supply lines. Plus, the border terrain was rough, and the Scots knew every hill and bog. But the real turning point was the French intervention. When the French fleet arrived in 1548, the English were outmatched. They pulled back to their fortifications in the south, and the war fizzled out. Lucas: And then Mary was shipped off to France. She was just five years old. Imagine being taken from your homeland, your mother, everything you know, to a foreign court. It must have been terrifying. But she adapted, and she grew up to be one of the most fascinating figures in history. Luna: It's like the Rough Wooing set the stage for her entire tragic life. Lucas: Exactly. Without it, she might have stayed in Scotland, married a Scottish lord, and lived a much quieter life. Instead, she became a pawn in the great European power games, and we all know how that ended. So the Rough Wooing isn't just a footnote; it's a catalyst for so much that followed. Lucas: And there's a deeper irony. Henry VIII wanted to unite the crowns to create a powerful Protestant Britain. But the Rough Wooing pushed Scotland into a Catholic French alliance, which meant that the Reformation in Scotland took a different path. John Knox and the Protestant reformers had to fight their own battle against Mary of Guise and the French influence. So in a strange way, the Rough Wooing influenced the Scottish Reformation too. Luna: So it's not just a military story, it's a political and religious one as well. Lucas: Right. And that's what we try to get at in these episodes: the connections between events. The Rough Wooing is often overshadowed by Flodden or Culloden, but it’s just as important in shaping Scottish identity and the relationship with England. It’s a story that deserves to be remembered, even if the name sounds almost silly. Luna: It does sound like a bad romantic comedy, but it's actually a tragedy. Lucas: A tragedy with a lot of fire and blood. And that's the thing about history: it's full of names that don't match the reality. The Rough Wooing is a perfect example. So next time you hear about a war with a funny name, dig a little deeper. You might find a story that's anything but amusing. Lucas: And maybe that's the takeaway for today. History isn't just dates and battles; it's about people making choices, and those choices having consequences that echo down the centuries. The Rough Wooing was a choice made in anger, and it changed the course of two nations. That's something worth thinking about. Luna: I'll never think of the phrase 'rough wooing' the same way again.