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We try so hard to impress our Dentists · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Text line. You text JJR what was on your mind
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  Speaker 1: to nine six eight nine three. We'll read your text messages.
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  Speaker 1: We'll call you back right now. Though, we do have
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  Speaker 1: one thousand dollars of Pat Hickey's money from Peoria Ford,
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  Speaker 1: so we need a contestant. We got Yoshi on the line. Hello, Yoshi, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: how's John? All right, Yoshi, you're gonna try to win
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  Speaker 1: a thousand bucks. You're ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: I am already a little nervous.
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  Speaker 1: Bet.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give it a shot. Okay, sixty seconds on the
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  Speaker 3: clock to win Pat Hicky's money from Peoria Ford. Name
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  Speaker 3: any actor that has played Batman.
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  Speaker 2: Bail Bail, sorry, Christian Bale. What planet has rings around it.
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  Speaker 3: Saturn?
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  Speaker 2: What boy band was Harry Styles a part of.
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  Speaker 1: One Direction?
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  Speaker 2: What fast food.
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  Speaker 3: Chain features the Gordida and Nacho's bell Grande Taco Bell?
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  Speaker 3: The Netherlands are famous for what kind of flower?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? Two?
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  Speaker 3: What TV show on Hulu features a chef named Krmie there?
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  Speaker 3: What country is famous for bagpipes?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Scott Uk?
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  Speaker 3: Which answer? Which one animated movie features a dog named Doug.
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  Speaker 4: Up in?
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  Speaker 2: What country? Which you find Mount Fuji? You got eight right,
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  Speaker 2: though you were crushing it. Wow, you were going pretty fast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that, I mean, it could be for all
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  Speaker 1: the all the doubters out there.
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  Speaker 3: You could get it hung up on the Netherlands with tulips,
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  Speaker 3: but he was right, and he got hung up on
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  Speaker 3: the bagpipes, but he landed on s was the right answer.
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  Speaker 3: So you got them, all right, It just took you
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  Speaker 3: about ten seconds too long. If you got through them.
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  Speaker 3: There was only two left. Actually, yeah, there's only two
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  Speaker 3: questions left.
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  Speaker 2: Good job though, ye right, I know, he's like, I
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  Speaker 2: got them.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks sho. She hold on the line as.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, thanks so much, appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: You got it, specause as you brought up that Doug,
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  Speaker 1: I saw this thing.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, my name is Doug.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw this thing about the top stream shows,
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  Speaker 1: movies and TV shows in twenty twenty five. I wonder
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  Speaker 1: if you guys can guess in twenty twenty five, Stranger Things,
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  Speaker 1: Stranger Things people streamed forty billion minutes of Stranger Things.
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  Speaker 1: But that was only good for third place.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, there was.
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  Speaker 4: That show that they said was the most stream show
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  Speaker 4: and Apple that we didn't believe pluribuslibis.
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  Speaker 1: That's no, that's not that's that's not the top.
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  Speaker 2: What about the Hunting Wives? Nope, Landman, Nope.
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  Speaker 1: This is movies and TV, so I can tell you that.
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  Speaker 5: Uh Moanna, It's got nine point four billion, Despicable Me
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  Speaker 5: got eight point seven billion, Then Bluey Happy Gilmore had
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  Speaker 5: seven billion, Wicked had six billion.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you say?
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  Speaker 2: Blue Blue number one?
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  Speaker 1: Ahig get it says if you have kids, you can
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  Speaker 1: probably guess you came in first. Bluey with more than
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  Speaker 1: forty five billion minutes viewed.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, such a cute show.
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  Speaker 1: Gray's Anatomy came in second with forty one billion. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: Gray's Anatomy.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think it's just because there's so many seasons?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you fall asleep and then you know you
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  Speaker 4: let four episodes play, which you're.
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  Speaker 2: Still still got more seasons. Again.
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  Speaker 4: I did see they were they were going to try
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  Speaker 4: to do a mic dreamy mix Steamy like Reunion, but
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  Speaker 4: it's being halted because of Steamy's als diagnosis.
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  Speaker 1: That's sad n cis starring Mark Harmon thirty seven billion minutes.
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  Speaker 1: That's the Tough and Score and this Bob. Those are
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  Speaker 1: the top five movies. Stars Movies Go Kipop. Demon Hunters
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  Speaker 1: was the favorite people watched twenty billion minutes of it.
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  Speaker 6: We should have.
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  Speaker 1: Guessed that for right now. I saw also one of
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  Speaker 1: the top streaming shows. The top streaming show right now
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  Speaker 1: is Landman season two. That makes sense number one. It's
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  Speaker 1: big and we had that soul fur smell in here.
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  Speaker 1: It makes me think of that episode where they all die.
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  Speaker 1: Have you said, have you got the free of Kyle?
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  Speaker 6: Were they're in the field.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the field, every just dies.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think it's easy to be in a Landman's.
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  Speaker 1: H there's a Texasys. By the way, Scotland is part
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  Speaker 1: of the UK. Well he got that right, right, he
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  Speaker 1: got it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were looking for Scotland, but he first said Ireland,
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  Speaker 3: then he said Scotland, and he said UK.
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  Speaker 2: Then he came back to Scotland.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Uh. Do you guys notice Kyle's wonderful smile in
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  Speaker 1: her white bright teeth?
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  Speaker 6: Do you guys notice I got him cleaned?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, your teeth looks fabulous.
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  Speaker 1: My dad will, right, dad will get his teeth cleaned.
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  Speaker 1: He come home and go. So I went to the
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  Speaker 1: dentist day, I got my teeth clean. Then he go.
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  Speaker 4: Until you made a comment, I do that, hey, guys, No,
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  Speaker 4: it's just like a regular cleaning. But I don't know
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  Speaker 4: about you, but I normally before I go to.
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  Speaker 6: The dentist, I brush my teeth.
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  Speaker 4: It's kind of like if I ever get the house cleaned,
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I got to clean the house before the.
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  Speaker 6: House is clean.
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  Speaker 4: And so I was supposed to go in the other
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  Speaker 4: day and Peyton and I had some stuff to do together,
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  Speaker 4: and it was like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 4: like to my appointment, I got to go now, And
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  Speaker 4: so in the car on the way over there, I
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  Speaker 4: just started stressing out. I'm not going to have time
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  Speaker 4: to brush my teeth before I sit down and get
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  Speaker 4: my teeth cleaned. They're gonna think I'm a disgusting person
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  Speaker 4: because it's like we get off like relatively early. Like
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  Speaker 4: my appointment was at eleven thirty, so I'm speeding over
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  Speaker 4: there at eleven fifteen, and I'm.
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  Speaker 6: Like, normally you would probably have.
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  Speaker 4: Just have brushed teeth after even breakfast and probably hadn't
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  Speaker 4: eaten anything yet, But like at eleven fifteen, I've already
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  Speaker 4: eaten lunch and a snack afterwards. So I'm like, oh, no,
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  Speaker 4: I hope I don't have anything my too, so I
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  Speaker 4: at least try to like look in the in the mirror,
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  Speaker 4: like when I park, I'm like, I have two minutes to.
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  Speaker 6: Make it in there.
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  Speaker 4: So I look and I'm like, okay, I don't see anything.
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  Speaker 6: I guess going in. I'm just going in.
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  Speaker 4: So I go in and they check me right in
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  Speaker 4: because I was right there, right on time.
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  Speaker 6: And I sit down in the chair and it's like
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  Speaker 6: where they.
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  Speaker 4: Start leaning you back, yeah, and I start like just
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  Speaker 4: really stressing out, getting like hot, like oh.
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  Speaker 6: My gosh, this is the moment.
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  Speaker 4: This is my I didn't get to brush my teeth before.
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  Speaker 4: I finally felt like I had to explain myself. I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 4: may I brushed my teeth before I come in here,
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  Speaker 4: but I didn't have a chance to brush my teeth.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm just gonna apologize ahead of time for whatever
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  Speaker 4: is going on in here.
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  Speaker 6: And she's like it's okay, really, no worries. She was
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  Speaker 6: like so nice about it.
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  Speaker 4: But then there was an other moment where she's like,
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  Speaker 4: have we been flossing?
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  Speaker 2: When they check, like this is a two, this is
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  Speaker 2: a one.
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  Speaker 4: You're seeing something that's not great, which is why you're
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  Speaker 4: asking if I'm flossing, and the answer is of course no.
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  Speaker 4: But of course I feel like I'm like at this moment,
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  Speaker 4: like should I lie, like, oh, yeah, of course I've
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  Speaker 4: flys two times a day, but I don't, and she
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  Speaker 4: probably knows that, so there's no point.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm like, not not really.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, now there's a water pick or floss would
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  Speaker 4: be great, and I'm like, oh, it's just and I
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  Speaker 4: just get this, like.
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  Speaker 6: It's gross in there.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what she's seeing, but she didn't say anything,
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  Speaker 4: but there were a couple of spots where you could
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  Speaker 4: tell she's like, really, diggy, just have.
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  Speaker 6: To get this plaque off.
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  Speaker 1: My dentist has been in here before, you know, doctor Zacher. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and his what do you call the person is the
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  Speaker 1: person this genis is Amy and she's been with him
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  Speaker 1: as long as I've been to them, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: as long as I lived here. And she used to
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  Speaker 1: say would come in, she goes, you need to floss
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  Speaker 1: more whatever, right, And so I'm like, all right, So
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  Speaker 1: I got I'm kind of obsessed with it now. I
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  Speaker 1: do it every morning, I do it every night. And
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  Speaker 1: Blake got those little things that you hold with the handle, right,
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  Speaker 1: So I use those philospers. Is that what they are?
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  Speaker 1: That's difficult? Yeah? So, but I also I think I
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  Speaker 1: like to rope better. So I went to get my
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  Speaker 1: teeth claimed last week. And as I'm sitting down and
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  Speaker 1: Amy starting to do what you're thinking, I go, hey,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, I said, I want you know, I
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  Speaker 1: floss every day. And she says, now, keep mind, we're friends.
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  Speaker 1: She goes, what do you want an f and metal?
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  Speaker 2: Five years ago?
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  Speaker 1: You're like yelling at me. I want to because they're
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  Speaker 1: a metal it's a giant fross gold.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if they have them, I would like one
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  Speaker 3: of the I want an metal stickers.
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  Speaker 1: It was weird about going to the dentist. My next
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  Speaker 1: time I go, I have to get X rays, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and you know how you you gotta put a thing
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  Speaker 1: when you bite down. I don't like to like it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like it comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: I like the way he feels really yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 2: He stabs me in the back of my throat.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I love it terrible somewhere bite down on
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  Speaker 1: it's like a film thing. It's like a little triangler
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, what's up?
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  Speaker 6: Do you need another photo?
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  Speaker 3: You might be the only person you like that like
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  Speaker 3: heavy leather lead vest they put on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, it does feel good. It feels like my weighty blanket.
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  Speaker 6: I don't mind the vest. It is kind of cozy,
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  Speaker 6: you know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I say this to them because maybe they could
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  Speaker 1: sell my X rays after my movie on a twenty
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  Speaker 1: four times?
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  Speaker 2: Are you here to list that as a screen credit