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Episode 23 - Bodhi Spicoli · Three Damned Dudes

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  case. All right, and welcome to
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  another episode of the Three Damn Dudes podcast.
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  If you're watching this on your way to work and driving like an
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  absolute fucking criminal, you'll see that we have 4 damn
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  dudes on the show today. So, and I'm just going to cock
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  tease you with that for now because we'll get to that after
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  the fucking recaps and you know, before the recap.
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  What's everybody drinking? You already know your old
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  Miller. Like hell yeah.
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  The best of the best, you know, PVR.
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  Hell yeah, brother. Jimmy, you know what you drink
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  Big old glass of milk or what? I might resort to just drinking
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  my own piss. I got nothing.
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  Yeah, OK. Well, if you do that, here's the
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  rule. You can't use a cup.
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  Yeah, there needs to be. Like you got to like, yeah.
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  I picture just me laying on the floor, legs up in the air, just
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  showering. Showering down upon myself in
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  all this glory. Jesus Christ, all right.
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  And I'm I and I am throwing back to my roots.
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  I am drinking some Black Barrel Jameson because that tickled my
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  fancy the other day. All right, And now we'll get
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  into the recaps. And you know what, I'll go
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  first. Just fuck you guys.
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  Very well. So Ridley, my daughter, my
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  almost 4 year old, has started. How the fuck are you going to
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  leave during the recap? I'm like, fucking a piece of
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  shit. God damn it, Jimmy.
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  All right, fine. Well, this is the recap for the
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  rest of us. So my daughter has started
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  getting upset. And instead of saying hurtful
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  things, she goes straight for the fucking throat.
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  The other day she looks at me and goes, you're not invited to
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  my birthday party. And I was like, oh, fuck that
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  that. That actually kind of hurt a
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  little bit. And I'm like, wait a minute.
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  What the fuck? I'm not invited.
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  That fucking ghost where the shit that just fell behind you.
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  No, it's cool man. My 300 weird shit.
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  It's fine. That's cool.
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  I didn't know what it was either.
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  I just see something fucking fall on the shelf behind him.
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  He like slowly turns around. Now you can hear better again.
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  Oh, just cool, man, don't. Worry about it, it goes all
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  back. Pay attention to that corner.
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  Jimmy Oh, no. You got hungry at ate his
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  microphone. This might be the.
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  Real deal, this might be it. Shit's off to a great start.
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  Hell yeah. Episode 23, Send this one to
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  your mom. But yeah, Ridley told me I'm not
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  invited to her birthday party. And after about four seconds of
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  me being sad about that, I'm like, well, fine, if I'm not
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  invited, then I'm not fucking paying for it.
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  And she went, OK, mom will pay for it.
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  And I look at my wife and I'm like.
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  My wife. Yeah, who's fucking money you're
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  going to pay for the party with, huh?
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  No birthday party for Ridley, so she's not going to turn four.
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  I've decided it. Oh, she will save three forever.
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  Yeah, yeah, 3 and fucking Ferrell.
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  You're about to save so much money, dude.
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  Just do this every year and you're set.
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  She's. Going to get to high school, How
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  do you 4 like or three like what?
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  And my dad said I wasn't allowed to.
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  I wasn't allowed to ever turn 4. OK.
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  This is the same child who is taken to walking around the
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  house calling everybody and everything sweetie.
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  Yeah. So like sweetie, can I have a
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  snack? Like bitch who?
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  What? I would.
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  That would piss me off so bad. Dude.
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  I hate it when people do that. That condescending sweetie shit.
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  Oh my God, I don't know. Where the fuck she got it from?
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  Probably daycare. I don't know what the fuck up is
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  for, but yeah, fuck's sake. See that just gives me a thought
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  that I need to go up there and teach her more southernisms just
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  to piss y'all off. Sweetie, I just shit my butt.
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  Yeah, that that was going to be my go to.
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  Like you're fucking bitching about work.
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  Something really comes up to you and just goes, oh, bless your
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  heart. She fucking stub your toe, fall
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  over and cry. Oh bless your heart sweetie.
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  Pick up the nearest thing that's hopefully not my son and throw
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  it at her. Enough about my feral child.
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  So I was taking a shit at work the other day and some I'm
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  assuming male walks in to the urinal and starts peeing and as
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  happens from time to time you hear him start peeing and then
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  he rips a like ass ripping man fart.
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  And after I gave my composure which was like a second and a
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  half because I already had this preloaded, he shits his ass at
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  the urinal and I go ah God bless you.
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  And this fucking dude doesn't say anything.
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  I'm like how fucking rude. How dare you not respond to my
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  God bless you when you just ass sneezed.
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  I know you heard me. What a cock.
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  He did pretty quickly scamper to the sink.
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  I don't think he got soap. He just rinsed his hands and
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  then ran out of the bathroom. So I think, I think it's still a
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  good effect on Target. Some people are just fucking
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  weird. Yeah, some people are super
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  fucking weird, and I have perfected my I've perfected my
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  buck call. It's fucking great.
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  It's 10 out of 10. And since I don't have my grunt
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  tube down here, I'm just going to say that I posted that on
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  Facebook and I'm pretty sure I tagged our Facebook page in the
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  post. So go fucking find that shit
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  because that will bring monster bucks in every single time.
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  Doesn't matter what time of the season it is.
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  Rut. No rut.
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  Doesn't fucking matter. Those bucks are coming in.
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  So post it with our page because I tried to share it and I
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  couldn't because it was from your personal profile.
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  All right, fine. I'll do that as soon as we throw
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  over to Gavin to do his recap. Which, fun fact, a good portion
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  of my recap and Gavin's recap overlap, so I'm going to post
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  that video. And Gavin, what'd you do for the
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  last two weeks? That is true.
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  We do kind of have a shared recap going on.
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  I'll hit the solo highlights of mine, which is mainly just me
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  bitching, and then we can jump into it.
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  But as you know, went up there last week to hang out with Mike
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  and his kids flying fucking sucks.
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  It still sucks. I actually want to do a segment
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  at some point like diving into the psychology of if you get
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  enough people and God damn it, all right, if you get enough
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  people in a fucking enclosed space, how the fucking
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  collective IQ of the room, what we're by like 20 points.
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  There's nobody on these flights like was below the age of 20,
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  right? But still it like even the
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  people in their fucking 60s or 70s, they act like it's their
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  first time being alive, Like they just woke up at that age
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  with consciousness that day. And it's stupid to see how
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  people fucking react to something that is, you know,
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  kind of common, but people just lose their minds.
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  Another thing that I noticed in the airports is that all the
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  restaurants are starting to switch to like this online
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  bullshit now or it's like just AQR code on the table.
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  So nobody will really like go and fucking is.
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  Nobody will like sit you down. They won't come up to you or
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  feel like anything like that. So like I went and got sat at
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  the table. The menu was sitting on the
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  table already and I was sitting there for like 20 minutes, kept
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  making fuck eye contact with the bartender and he was like, hey,
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  are you, you going to order? I was like no shit, I've been
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  waiting on you. And he was like yo, you got to
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  scan QR code the table and then you order fucking everything
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  like online. And it just does it that way.
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  But I noticed that pretty much like every restaurant I went
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  into in the airport, like had those now.
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  And it was just kind of annoying that nobody even mentioned it or
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  anything. Yeah.
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  But I was about to tell you this, but on the note of wanting
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  to study people in crowds, that's already a fucking thing
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  and it's called sociology. I'm fucking aware of that, I
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  said. I wanted to do a segment on it
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  and talk about it because we've all seen that fucking effect
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  happen. So I want to go like, share our
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  wildest fucking stories of just people being stupid.
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  Well, I was never on the MEW, but I'm sure somebody was, and
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  I'm sure they have some wild stories about that.
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  But yeah, we'll save that for another time.
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  That somebody was not me so. I want to know more about that
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  Lady on the airplane where she has the breakdown and she's
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  like, you know, I'm telling you that that man isn't real.
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  And then she disappeared from the face of the Internet and
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  nobody could find her. I want to know what the hell
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  that what that woman saw on the plane.
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  Dude, you know you know what video I'm talking about.
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  Like one of those things that they had on like that do on Fox
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  News the other day, He was like masked was like.
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  Fucking. Like what is this?
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  Like an alien? Like what's going on here?
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  Crazy like. You probably have split like
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  lizard tongue or something like slip his lips at her and she was
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  like, well, like I would have lost match to too, but she
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  actually did like she's like up in man.
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  She can't remember her name, but I was reading about that the
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  other day, You know, watching some weird conspiracy theories,
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  but. I like this guy we can keep.
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  On with it. But yeah, let's go ahead and get
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  into the shared recap that me and Mike have, because if you
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  were watching this rather than listening, you'll notice that we
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  have on kind of the same fucking attire.
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  It's not kind of. It's straight up the same
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  fucking. Jersey.
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  The same fucking Jersey we're. Twinning.
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  We are from 1000 miles away but went up there specifically.
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  But girl, tonight you look like hammered dog shit.
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  Did that wink come through? I don't know if you could say it
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  or not. No, not the fucking.
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  Well, there was a wink there. But anyways, specifically went
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  up there, aside from just visiting to go to the Bill
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  Murray show in DC and that concert fucking slept like
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  opening band gang. It's a little weird.
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  They've got a great fucking stage presence though and their
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  bases is jacked as shit, like homeboys on gear or something.
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  He has no business being that big.
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  Playing bass isn't fucking hard. But dude, this home team, it was
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  fucking banger. I think Mike hit that nail on
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  the head trying to describe them.
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  We're like Brian Butcher. Looks like he fucking smells but
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  you can tell he's got a massive hog.
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  Yeah, yeah, you when you look at someone and you're like, I bet
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  you smell like you have cats, but not just like 2.
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  I bet you smell like that, but that guy's got to have like a
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  fucking a Hogwart cranking or whatever, Nickelback said.
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  I could have brought with that one.
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  Yep, yeah. And then obviously Bill Murray,
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  Gabby Rose did not fucking disappoint.
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  Got so many good videos that I still need to stitch together
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  without for you guys or by on the Facebook can see it but it
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  was good. They've easily got to be my most
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  favorite band to see live now. And Bill Murray bucks.
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  Dude, Johnny Frank breathes hard and fucks tough.
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  There's no way he doesn't. 100%. There's such a good fucking
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  show. It was.
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  Like I haven't been to a show in 15 years and that was my re
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  Cherry Pop was Bill Murray and the home team and I have been
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  rock hard ever since. And that was two weeks ago.
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  You. Know.
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  It's like how awkward it is. 4 hours, you're supposed to get
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  that checked out, but I mean you're.
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  What's if you take drugs? Big misconception.
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  Turns out if you just bloodlet every 17 hours you're fine.
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  Yeah, see. There's loophole for everybody.
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  Yeah, you just, you just get a blowjob from a Leech and it's
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  fine. That's how George Washington
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  died. Fun fact for you, this is
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  scenario a little history session for you guys.
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  Well, that right now, it's the truth.
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  Like I'm just gonna. I'll fucking quit life at that
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  point. Yeah, if old G dubs died from a
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  Leech blowjob I will shit your pants and die.
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  He was heavily into bloodletting and they they let it out.
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  They let it too much blood out and and and and my Boy George
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  got caught by the leeches. You mean to tell me that the man
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  that crossed the fucking Delaware on Christmas?
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  And the salsa. Died from the leeches.
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  Oh God. If only Martha were still
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  around. Give it a GOOG.
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  I don't want to. Not what I would have been
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  fucking expecting, but whatever. Oh fuck.
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  Anyways, we definitely that was that was a great show to get you
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  back into the fucking scene like and I think we left that show.
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  There's a meet him and our boys ski that went with us, but like
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  we left that show and we're like, we got to start doing this
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  more often. Like once a year, fucking pick a
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  tour and find either a show in like fucking Virginia or
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  Baltimore, DC and I'll meet up and fucking go because we just
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  had a great night. Anything to from your
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  perspective you will add to that.
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  We, we, we made a friend at the concert and I don't remember her
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  fucking name, but her name is show Mom because that's how we
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  kept calling her concert mom. That's what it was.
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  She has. Swear to God she was fucking
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  related to Paul Rudd because she was like, she was like fucking
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  what, 42 and 40? 1. 4142 looked like fucking 22.
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  Like just does not age. Good for her.
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  Right. It was ridiculous.
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  Good for her boyfriend. Yeah, who we also met at the
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  show. He was a super cool guy.
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  Super fucking nerd too. Yeah, he was our kind of.
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  People. Yeah, like works at NASA level.
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  Nerd. Yeah.
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  Different type of like different, different scale of
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  nerd here, yeah. It's like, oh you're actually
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  smart, fuck. We have like.
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  Nerd over here. We have chew on crayons autism
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  and then we have build paper planes that go to the moon
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  autism and he was the build paper planes that go to the moon
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  autism. Yeah.
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  Fuck. But yeah, I mean, other than
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  like Bill Murray fucks so hard live, I've got nothing else to
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  add to that. I don't even remember the last
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  concert I've been to, dude. I think it was like, I think it
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  was Mayhem Festival back when that was still a thing.
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  That hadn't been a thing in a long ass time.
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  What's an ass time? It's it's like a time, but it's
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  got a crack in it. You know.
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  No. It's not.
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  Here, do you remember who played?
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  White Chapel, thy artist murder. Hell yeah.
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  Which that ought to tell you something cuz then he died like
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  a long time ago. Some awful band called King
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  Diamond, which they they made. The people we were with made it
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  seem like it was going to be like a super badass metal band,
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  and it was not. It was a bunch of type shit
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  metal. It was fucking terrible.
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  It was dog shit. And yeah, I don't really
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  remember who else played, but White Chapel is cool, guys.
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  I fell out of his face in the mosh pit and I saved him.
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  That was sick. And then I got to meet CJ from
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  that artist murder. So that was cool, Yeah.
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  Like his real eye. Yeah, so we were in the mosh pit
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  and I saw this. This guy was on the floor and
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  nobody was fucking paying attention.
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  Like he got trampled and I, I don't know why nobody was paying
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  attention, but I see this guy laying on the floor and like I
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  black out. Like, I like fucking adrenaline,
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  dude. And I fucking like Moses that
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  shit dude. Like I just let some people
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  flying with my arms and I pick this fucking guy up and like, I,
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  I like, curled him up and then like tried so hard with
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  everything. I had to get him over the like,
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  security metal bar things to hand him to EMS. But yeah, he
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  had like an eyeball bulging out and shit, it was fucking wild.
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  And then like it was heat of summer, so fucking hot outside.
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  And like, I guess there was a line of people, but I wasn't
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  paying attention. And I like cut everybody to get
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  a water from the thing because I was, I was fucking like
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  struggling. And this dude like pushed me and
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  I almost fucking killed him dude because I was like still fucking
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  full of adrenaline from helping that one dude.
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  And then finally, like I took a big swig of water and then
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  realized what was happening. And I was like, dude, I'm so
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  sorry. I was like, but this is what
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  happened. And then me and the dude hugged
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  it out and it was cool. And then we enjoyed the show.
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  It was fucking wild though. Hell yeah.
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  Hell yeah, I think. I think the only other thing
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  I'll say is that the venue we went to, the Anthem, was a
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  fucking gorgeous venue. It was like 3 or 4 tiers and
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  they had general admission on every floor, so you would have
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  the boxes and you'd have like a row of seats and then a rope
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  standing area. So we were on the what, 2nd
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  floor, right? Yeah, second floor, right?
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  So we got a great view of the fucking stage and a great view
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  of like just the actual like pit filling up and we saw a lot of
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  good shit. Saw a dude in a full fucking cow
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  like inflatable outfit. Saw a dude in like a shark
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  onesie and we saw a guy in the fucking pit that was a made
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  costume. Like I made my night.
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  It it was great and like it in between the fucking episodes.
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  God damn, it would say when there was a song that wasn't
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  like paying super close attention to outlook over to the
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  pit and just see like all the fucking crowd surfers start
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  spawning in and you would see a couple of people that had no
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  intention of fuck crowd surfing just get like jointed up and
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  thrown and it's like, oh shit, they're going.
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  So it was it was good. It was a great time.
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  If you ever get a chance to go the anthem for any shows,
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  definitely do it. It's a great place.
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  Gavin, you got anything else? No.
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  All right, Jimmy, what do you got for a recap, bud?
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  Also, Jimmy, what the fuck are you drinking now?
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  I don't know what it is. Did you just, like, grab a
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  bottle of champagne? That's the dangerous.
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  Though whatever it is I got it at ALDI for like 6 bucks.
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  It's called GM Bellino and then it says Bellini wine specialty.
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  It's like AI don't fucking know what it is.
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  A Peach wine? I don't know, but I'm buzzing
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  dude. Like hard.
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  Fucking so good dude. Being like 20 minutes ago.
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  Yeah, no, he just like. He went from having nothing but
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  his own piss like drinking like this quarter bottle of wine now
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  and he's like 2. I'm like.
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  Fucking there fucking. I had two of these already so.
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  Like that's that's why I fucking mentioned this because he like
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  disappeared, came back with what look like a like wine or
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  champagne bottle and saw him cracking it open and then he's
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  just been down in it. I'm like what the fuck is going
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  on? You ever noticed the how I
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  drink? It's a it's hard and fast.
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  It's there's no. Oh, he fucks too.
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  Yeah, less on the hard though, because, you know, bad back.
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  But fast, fast and sad. All right.
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  Well, Jimmy, I'll take it over for your recap.
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  I don't know which one to start with because man, I got a
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  fucking got a couple good ones on here.
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  So do do do. I guess I'll go backwards.
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  We celebrated our one year anniversary, so that was cool.
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  One year with Maddie. That's been awesome.
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  Pretty proud of that going going good, but I am I had some
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  awfulness happen this weekend and it was a pretty shitty
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  situation which I I kind of shared with the boys on Snapchat
• 25:35
  right off RIP. So I got, I fucking, I had, I
• 25:42
  had, I had how I wanted to tell this story all fucking queued up
• 25:45
  and I forget how I wanted to do it.
• 25:46
  But I woke up at like 6:00 in the morning and I was, I was
• 25:56
  tired. And it was like a roller coaster
• 26:00
  of emotions that happened in that morning because I woke up
• 26:04
  and then I wanted to, I wanted to go and have myself a little
• 26:11
  bit of a crank, you know, it's like the morning outright.
• 26:18
  But but that didn't happen because I walk out of my room
• 26:25
  and, and Charlie is standing in the doorway just like Michael
• 26:32
  Myers, dude, fists down, just staring at our room.
• 26:37
  And it's like, I guess it's like 556 o'clock in the morning.
• 26:41
  And so I was like, well, that ain't happening.
• 26:44
  So I walk over to the couch and I sit down.
• 26:49
  Good morning. He goes good morning.
• 26:52
  And he's like acting all normal and stuff, right?
• 26:56
  And he's got his his pant leg around his ankle is just soaked.
• 27:03
  And I go, what happened to your leg buddy?
• 27:06
  I spilled. I go, Oh no, Maddie sends him to
• 27:10
  bed with a bottle of water. So I'm thinking he, I'm thinking
• 27:16
  he spilled water all over his leg.
• 27:19
  So so he. Walks up to me and I I go to
• 27:21
  give him a big hug, you know, and then I smell him and he
• 27:25
  stinks and I go, Oh no I go Charlie, did you poop?
• 27:33
  I open the back of his pants and I realize.
• 27:39
  I realized that he shit himself really really really fucking
• 27:44
  badly. And I'm still groggy, I'm still
• 27:49
  waking up, I'm still tired. I smell this.
• 27:52
  I'm starting to wake up. And I realized that the liquid
• 27:56
  all over his leg is not water, it's shit.
• 27:59
  And I realized that there is a puddle of shit at his feet and
• 28:05
  I'm and I'm I'm hugging this shit covered kid and I look and
• 28:11
  there's a fucking shit trail all the way into the bedroom and go
• 28:16
  to his bed. There's a fucking big ass pile
• 28:19
  and puddle of shit on the floor. Basically it looks like he
• 28:23
  filled his diaper with pee, got out of bed and just shit
• 28:29
  himself. And the diaper didn't have any
• 28:32
  more absorbency, so it just didn't absorb any of the shit
• 28:35
  and the shit had nowhere to go but everywhere.
• 28:38
  And so it fucking, the smell of the house stunk so fucking bad,
• 28:45
  dude. There's shit everywhere.
• 28:47
  There's a whole trail of it's like the Trail of Tears, but
• 28:49
  it's shit fucking there's I get, I get the diaper off, there's a
• 28:53
  softball sized mass and just fucking liquid.
• 28:57
  It's fucking terrible, dude. And so like, I had to clean all
• 29:00
  that up and all the night before that, that that's that's why the
• 29:06
  night before, Maddie was up all night throwing up like she had a
• 29:10
  rough night. And so I was like, I was like,
• 29:13
  damn, are you sick? She's like, yeah, there's
• 29:16
  something going around. I don't know what it is.
• 29:19
  Her other son had it and then it turned out Charlie got it.
• 29:23
  And that's what that's was the result of the shit.
• 29:25
  But dude, my fucking God, it was everywhere.
• 29:27
  It was so fucking gross. And it all happened just right.
• 29:33
  First thing in the morning, dude.
• 29:35
  But just like the roller coaster of emotions that took place and
• 29:40
  then like, this is funny. So Maddie's sleeping, she's
• 29:48
  passed the fuck out and she hears me going oh fuck, fuck,
• 29:53
  you know, because I'm in here. She wakes up, she sees me clean
• 30:01
  and and she goes. I thought you were jacking off
• 30:05
  because because, which is a really fucking funny idea to me
• 30:14
  because fucking just a funny thought because like, I'm not
• 30:18
  when I'm, when I'm cranking, I'm not going ah suck, you know,
• 30:22
  like I'm not making noise like that shit.
• 30:26
  I'm not fucking talking through it or anything like that.
• 30:29
  I'm relatively quiet when it comes to that shit, but she must
• 30:36
  have felt my energy when I woke up and knew that I wanted to
• 30:39
  have, you know, have a crack at it, but I didn't obviously get
• 30:42
  to do that. But but just the fact that
• 30:45
  that's what she thought I was doing.
• 30:46
  Because you're going, ah, fuck. And so we had to throw.
• 30:57
  We had a big ass carpet, like an area rug in their room.
• 31:02
  I had to throw that out. It was full of shit.
• 31:04
  There was no saving it. My poor son sleeps in that room
• 31:08
  too. And he's like waking up.
• 31:12
  He goes, Dad, what are you doing?
• 31:13
  I go. Don't move everywhere.
• 31:18
  Stay in your bed. Don't move.
• 31:20
  Why? What happened, Charlie?
• 31:21
  Shit, it's everywhere. I don't know how bad it is yet.
• 31:26
  I don't know if it's in his bed, I don't know where it's at.
• 31:28
  I just know there's a trail. Don't move.
• 31:32
  And yeah, I got that all cleaned.
• 31:33
  He gives the cordons off everything like throws up, like
• 31:36
  the crime scene tape. And it was.
• 31:39
  Fucking terrible. It was a fucking shit TASM to
• 31:42
  say the least. Dude it was fucking terrible.
• 31:48
  And then I, I had a cooking fill and which sucks is because I was
• 31:55
  excited about it. If you guys look in, I think
• 31:58
  this was the same day, just later on.
• 32:03
  I, I, I went to go make a cooking video for you guys.
• 32:06
  Like I don't know if you guys saw one day I sent shit and then
• 32:09
  deleted shit. I.
• 32:11
  Did see that that's. Why is like I was sending you
• 32:14
  guys cooking like clips so you can put them together?
• 32:18
  So I had bought this big ass 2.66 LB fucking Chuck roast and
• 32:24
  what I was going to do is I was going to I was going to fuck
• 32:26
  with it and see if I could sous video it and just make a fat
• 32:30
  fucking steak with it and make it super tender and everything
• 32:33
  like that. Like I was going to cook it for
• 32:34
  like 12 hours in the sous video. So like I seasoned it up all
• 32:38
  night. So I showed you guys what
• 32:40
  seasonings I was using. I was showing you guys the prep
• 32:43
  like it was, it was an OK video. And then I put it in, I put it
• 32:49
  in the sous video, I put it in the water and I turn the sous
• 32:51
  video on and I resume the, the setting that I had prior because
• 32:57
  I had been, I have it figured out with like beef and stuff.
• 33:00
  I just set it at like 130 and then I walk away and it just
• 33:03
  stays on that. But I made a mistake because I
• 33:07
  forgot that the last time I technically used the sous video,
• 33:12
  I wanted to see how hot I could make it.
• 33:16
  And so I turned it all the way up.
• 33:19
  So I turned it to like 206° and so when I sat, when I hit the
• 33:26
  click button to start it up, I walked away for like an hour and
• 33:32
  I fucking boiled the fuck out of this Chuck ropes, dude.
• 33:35
  It came out like a fucking rubbery fuck.
• 33:38
  And I was, it was well done and rubbery.
• 33:42
  I still ate it because fuck, you know, but but yeah, I was so
• 33:49
  pissed because it was like beef is so fucking expensive right
• 33:53
  now. Like it used to not be like
• 33:54
  that, you know, like like a 2.6 LB Chuck roast used to be like
• 33:59
  14 bucks or some shit like that. It wasn't that bad.
• 34:02
  It was over $20 just for that one little cut of meat.
• 34:06
  I was pissed, man. So that's why I like, I was
• 34:10
  like, I can't, I was like, I can't send them this and then
• 34:14
  have them go what happened? And then me fucking have that.
• 34:16
  But then I ended up talking about it on here because, you
• 34:18
  know, whatever. I'm gonna need you to recover
• 34:21
  those fucking videos so I can stitch them together and post
• 34:24
  them. I have them, but I don't have.
• 34:25
  I don't have the aftermath. Like I was gonna say like we
• 34:29
  gotta, we gotta keep the fails in there also.
• 34:32
  I didn't. Gross fail.
• 34:34
  What not to do? Yeah.
• 34:36
  How not to sue be a 2.6 LB Chuck roast?
• 34:39
  Like the fucking It got so hot that the bag blew open.
• 34:45
  So like the water got in the bag of it thing like that.
• 34:48
  That's how I knew something was wrong.
• 34:50
  I look over at this freaking plastic pot of water that I got
• 34:54
  this bubble and I go, no, fucking that's what I remembered
• 34:58
  what I did. Dude, I was pissed.
• 35:00
  It was a fucking terrible day because I I do think that was
• 35:05
  the same shitty day. But yeah, but on the bright
• 35:11
  side, my boats ready, I got that ready.
• 35:14
  I got that started up and that's it's ready to go and I'm ready
• 35:18
  to hit the water. And that is my weekly recap.
• 35:21
  My bi weekly recap has been a minute.
• 35:24
  Yeah, it's we missed last week. Through the technical
• 35:28
  disabilities. Yeah, Gavin and I couldn't
• 35:31
  figure out how to get both of our mics and ears to go through
• 35:37
  this shitty fucking podcast box that Jimmy recommended, so we
• 35:42
  ended up having to scrap. Last week, yeah, that I
• 35:48
  recommended. Yeah I know that was me.
• 35:51
  I I found these things in their shit and eventually we'll
• 35:54
  upgrade them but eventually is not right now cuz money.
• 35:59
  I mean, they do what they need to do and the most important
• 36:03
  part is is no longer picking up on my neighbor's shit so.
• 36:07
  That's a win. That's a win for you.
• 36:09
  Yeah, at least for now. We're no longer having freaking
• 36:14
  Spanish going on through my ears now, so that's good.
• 36:17
  Hey buddy, you, you better be careful because with your luck,
• 36:20
  the next person that moves in is going to connect and just play
• 36:23
  some like fucking absolutely just horrific fucking gay panel.
• 36:34
  And that's what you're going to hear instead.
• 36:37
  Yeah, yeah, I hope not. Yeah, so like we said before, we
• 36:46
  have a guest on today. We've got a personal friend of
• 36:51
  ours and a friend of the show, our good buddy Brett.
• 36:57
  Gavin and I both know Brett from our time in uniform and have
• 37:02
  known him since what? I've known you since what,
• 37:05
  2019-2020 when I got up here? Yeah, it's.
• 37:09
  Roughly when we would have met. Yep.
• 37:13
  Yep. And.
• 37:16
  Numbers. I was gonna say it sounds right.
• 37:20
  And math in public is even harder.
• 37:22
  But a little bit of back story on Brett.
• 37:24
  He's a absolute goddamn American hero.
• 37:28
  He can crank his hog with no hands.
• 37:31
  Could be doing right? Yeah, he actually said he was
• 37:35
  gonna edge the entire show, and right after we get off the show,
• 37:39
  that's when he's gonna fucking blow into his 3D printer and see
• 37:42
  if he can print something really wild.
• 37:45
  Hell yeah. This is all made-up lies and
• 37:47
  bullshit, by the way. But he is a fucking American
• 37:49
  hero. 3D print of stalactite. Nobody knows about that still.
• 37:58
  We're 23 episodes in and they don't know the lore about the
• 38:01
  slag type. Slag.
• 38:03
  Type. So yeah, with all of that.
• 38:08
  Hey, Brad, how was your last 7 to 14 days, bud?
• 38:12
  What do you got for a recap? My last 7 to 14 days was a
• 38:17
  roller coaster, both awesome and like, what the hell was that?
• 38:22
  Just about two weekends ago, you know, me and my girlfriend,
• 38:27
  they're sleeping and my bedroom's like top of the house.
• 38:31
  So like kind of the back corner we got the hands on.
• 38:34
  And I just feel like it sounded like it's damn 2:00 in the
• 38:39
  morning. Like who's taking out their
• 38:40
  trash can right now? You know, So like nosy neighbor
• 38:43
  go and peek through the blinds and I just see like this
• 38:45
  Cadillac Escalade in front of my neighbor's house on the top and
• 38:48
  W probably just like smack the mailbox or the trash can or
• 38:51
  whatever, just still trash at night.
• 38:53
  Some people eating cans out all night.
• 38:55
  Didn't think much of it. You know, whatever went back to
• 38:59
  sleep and like an hour later I'm like hearing a car alarm going
• 39:02
  off like hell is going on now. And I look as to the same
• 39:07
  Cadillac Escalade, but now like its front wheel is, you know,
• 39:11
  like, like perpendicular to the way it's supposed to be.
• 39:15
  And I'm like, that doesn't look right.
• 39:17
  That must have been a hell of a trash can.
• 39:21
  Dude. We were so tired because like,
• 39:24
  you know, like the last couple weeks, you know, we've been
• 39:25
  helping, you know, my girlfriend move in and everything.
• 39:28
  Like, it just didn't click. I'm like, whatever, man, that's
• 39:32
  sucks to suck. You know, you know, I pass back
• 39:35
  out and then like in the morning, you know, 7:00, people
• 39:38
  want to wake up. And I got like all these like
• 39:41
  missed notifications from my neighbor texted me, my neighbor
• 39:44
  called me my doorbell camera like went off like 7 times
• 39:48
  apparently like they crashed into like Tristan car that was
• 39:51
  parked on the street like demolished the side of it.
• 39:55
  Like they ended up like just telling it the cops like rang
• 39:58
  the doorbell and knocked on my door like 7 different times
• 40:01
  right Of course like an hour and a half slept through the whole
• 40:04
  damn thing. Dog dog didn't even move.
• 40:08
  He was tired from watching us move things around nothing.
• 40:11
  I'm like, all right, at least I got some good night's sleep, you
• 40:16
  know, once in a while, you know, and just having to be the night
• 40:18
  that my kids car gets like, you know, totally demolished
• 40:21
  everything by it, but. You know, the the kid that was
• 40:26
  driving like left a nice note, got all that insurance stuff
• 40:29
  taking care of it. It's like working itself out
• 40:31
  now. Sounds like 2 weekends ago and
• 40:35
  then last week in this last weekend, you know, we did our
• 40:38
  first ever little scrimmage. I'll call it a like Dungeons and
• 40:42
  Dragons. It's kind of cool.
• 40:45
  I made a rogue and his name is Kale Chip, but it's spelled
• 40:50
  really weird like KDE KAELCHYP, you know, like that sounds
• 40:57
  pretty neat, like a cool rogue type name, you know, kind of
• 41:03
  nerd it out on that. And we went to we went to the
• 41:07
  Renaissance Fair. And I've been to a few of them
• 41:09
  before, including the one up in Maryland, which is bad ass.
• 41:13
  But this was like, you know, his first time ever going to the
• 41:15
  rain fair and we took the kids, you know, and it's been raining
• 41:19
  here for like wherever, you know, like 3 or 4 days saw like
• 41:23
  non-stop, just like, you know, not like haggering, but just
• 41:27
  enough to keep everything like wet and see the sunshine in like
• 41:30
  3 damn days or however that song goes.
• 41:33
  But so we get there and it's like muddy and I'm like, this is
• 41:37
  going to be epic. You know, like you see people
• 41:39
  like slipping and sliding all over the place.
• 41:41
  And it felt like we're really walking through medieval times
• 41:44
  because like people, they're cool, like cosplay butchers,
• 41:47
  like but all over and everything.
• 41:50
  And my sole purpose and direction when going to these
• 41:53
  rent fairs is like I've got to find a Turkey leg and some Mead,
• 41:58
  you know, And so we had to scour the whole grounds because I've
• 42:02
  never been to the one out here before, but found in the hot and
• 42:04
  meat as amazing as ever. You know, we got some.
• 42:09
  It only gives like a little a out thing of Mead, you know,
• 42:12
  it's like, I guess that's high alcohol content on it wasn't my
• 42:16
  favorite, but it's cool. But then we're getting ready to
• 42:21
  leave and you can just see like all these like mud tracks was
• 42:25
  out by like a vineyard out here. So nothing but fields in car
• 42:30
  after car after car or day after day is going to like take that
• 42:33
  grass away real quick, man. These cars you could just like
• 42:36
  see bits and pieces of other cars like all throughout the
• 42:39
  grass from like the last two days of just like in your
• 42:42
  vendors. I'm like, oh, this is going to
• 42:43
  be great trying to get out of here, you know, so you know, I'm
• 42:47
  in my truck and hashtag blessed for like, you know, a higher
• 42:50
  suspension and four wheel drive and everything.
• 42:53
  But we get to like where the exit is and there's like one of
• 42:56
  those sprinter van things, you know, like those 20 passenger
• 43:01
  looking things. He goes E I'm like, we're going
• 43:07
  to be here for a minute, man. You know, like these people are
• 43:11
  going to go get like a truck. So you guys just hate hang out
• 43:13
  in here for a minute and then we give it like a good 10 minutes.
• 43:16
  You know, they backed it up a little bit more to try to get it
• 43:19
  on some grass, but that thing wasn't going anywhere, you know,
• 43:22
  so we just threw it in reverse and you know, all the weight in
• 43:25
  the truck still in the front even with four wheel drive.
• 43:27
  So like we're going backwards and I'm like trying to keep the
• 43:30
  wheel as straight as possible, but we're going this way and
• 43:33
  then next thing I never like we're going to the opposite
• 43:35
  direction. I'm like, I need to get some dry
• 43:37
  ground fast to get some traction in here.
• 43:39
  But it's pretty good, pretty eventful, you know, last couple
• 43:44
  weeks. So here I am on now, the three
• 43:49
  damn dudes. So.
• 43:53
  Hell yeah, man. I will say I feel so bad for
• 43:57
  Tristan because I remember how big of a fucking headache that
• 44:01
  was trying to convince him to get his license and then figure
• 44:05
  out a fucking car that he wanted just for it to get fucking
• 44:09
  totaled when he figures that shit out.
• 44:12
  Yeah, man. Like he's, he's doing good at
• 44:14
  driving too, man. Like very inconvenient time in
• 44:18
  himself, you know, because he's about to apply for a job
• 44:21
  downtown and everything too. So now we got to scramble and
• 44:25
  try to find him like a, a new to him car kind of thing and all
• 44:31
  that jazz. And hope that the insurance
• 44:34
  covers the cost of the car because being upside down is no
• 44:40
  bueno. But we'll see.
• 44:43
  It's a hell of a way to start your driving, driving adventure
• 44:47
  being upside down in a fucking vehicle.
• 44:54
  Oh, shit. All right, so there's a there's
• 44:59
  one of two ways we can we can go next.
• 45:02
  We can do an abridged version of a couple of the questions in the
• 45:06
  Ask a Vet questionnaire because Brett, you are a vet, or we can
• 45:11
  jump into the questions that I have in the doc for this episode
• 45:18
  and I need a vote from Gavin and Jimmy on this.
• 45:22
  Well, do we plan on having him come on more than once?
• 45:26
  Brett, do you want to come back? I'll do as it's told.
• 45:32
  All right. What I would, what I would
• 45:35
  suggest is why don't we focus on more so who he is, get to know
• 45:40
  him, get to know what he does and then if we have them on
• 45:44
  again, then we can run them through the questionnaire that
• 45:48
  way. We.
• 45:48
  Kind of get to know them a little bit better.
• 45:51
  So I would say don't do the whole question there.
• 45:54
  Just do a like simple background of just like who you are, like
• 46:00
  what branch, how long you did, just basic info.
• 46:04
  And then we can jump into kind of what you've been doing since
• 46:08
  then. I like it.
• 46:12
  Cool, so just a recap of my military or a whole life or
• 46:17
  which? What do you guys want?
• 46:19
  Best matter? Let's let's start with what
• 46:24
  branch were you in? Cool though I was in the Marine
• 46:27
  Corps and I joined in the rough fun year of 2008 and I joined on
• 46:36
  a combat arms option so I could have gone to tanks, artillery or
• 46:43
  tracks and I got put in tracks, which are the amphibious
• 46:47
  vehicles that go off into the water and sometimes flipped.
• 46:51
  So yeah, yeah, sometimes. Love you guys.
• 46:58
  Yeah yeah. So I did that for a few years
• 47:02
  couple couple deployments out of there switched over to the Intel
• 47:07
  community because the job options after being an AM
• 47:12
  tracker like, you know, heavy armored car for a bank ice cream
• 47:17
  truck. I don't know should have done
• 47:20
  the ice cream truck route into like portable margaritas instead
• 47:23
  but that'd come till later after I already committed to Intel
• 47:27
  just fine. So switch over to that.
• 47:31
  Did Intel for several years when I got not to become an
• 47:35
  instructor for this new field and I just lap moved to all
• 47:39
  these kids that I was training, kept trying to add me on social
• 47:42
  media and I was like, I don't like this.
• 47:45
  I'm pretty sure there's like some of the fraternization going
• 47:47
  on here. So I'm like, I got to make a
• 47:50
  cool and new Facebook account and I'm like, I hate coming up
• 47:55
  with names. That's, you know, like the name
• 47:56
  KL Trip for my Dungeons and Dragons character.
• 47:58
  Just hate coming up with names for anything.
• 48:01
  So I just like took my two favorite movie actors and kind
• 48:04
  of combined them into one. You know, we got Bodie from
• 48:07
  Point Break with Keanu Reeves and then Spicoli from Fast
• 48:11
  Times. Ridgemont High made Bully
• 48:13
  Spicoli. It sounds cool.
• 48:14
  And it kept it kind of stuck again because I can't call it
• 48:18
  names for anything else or else I'd have like some cool fancy,
• 48:21
  you know, name. But that's what I got and then
• 48:25
  zipped on over to Marilyn. Met two really awesome cats out
• 48:29
  there. You know, I've been homies ever
• 48:32
  since. Got out after 13 years and some
• 48:37
  change and then doing contracting work.
• 48:41
  And the longer I do it, the more I hate computers, which is why
• 48:47
  aren't I doing art and things that yeah.
• 48:53
  Yep, I feel bad. So I guess what's, what's,
• 49:00
  what's dwell on this for just a second, what was the funniest or
• 49:10
  the most memorable in a light and funny way moment that you
• 49:15
  had on any of your deployments? Oh gods, that's many, many
• 49:23
  options to choose from for light and funny things.
• 49:27
  Because I was luckily enough to be, you know, sent overseas
• 49:31
  with, you know, good groups of dudes and gals from, like, all
• 49:36
  the deployments I've been on to sort of pick the funniest ones
• 49:42
  ever. We'd.
• 49:44
  Probably have to be like a time at Noki.
• 49:46
  Me and a bunch of the Amtrak hood rats were out there right
• 49:50
  now. We'd go to the pool and like our
• 49:52
  off time because it's like a billion degrees out there.
• 49:55
  It's like, you know, the the sun never actually set on Japan.
• 49:59
  It's always been burning since the 40s.
• 50:02
  But so we're out there. We're out there trying to cool
• 50:07
  down and shit. And we start doing like this
• 50:11
  whole synchronized swimming thing out of nowhere, man.
• 50:14
  Like watch one of our guys go out and he needs this like this
• 50:18
  does this funny dive off a diving board.
• 50:20
  And I'm like, I could do that diving board.
• 50:23
  How far is that? You know, his nice little swan
• 50:25
  dive turning to like my belly flop, turning to my buddies,
• 50:28
  like double butt flipping, landing on his back.
• 50:31
  And you know, then we got into this cool motion like, oh, what
• 50:34
  if we get to the what if we get the lifeguard like taking our
• 50:37
  videos while we do this. So like we all get up on the
• 50:39
  side of the pool. We start diving in there, man,
• 50:41
  just like a bunch of dudes like swing around and like, you know,
• 50:44
  coochie daddy Schwartz trying to stay cool with like our silkies
• 50:47
  and such. And that was a really good time.
• 50:52
  And then we ended up like things like the next day or the next
• 50:55
  week we wanted to go snorkeling because it's Okie snorkel.
• 50:58
  Why not? And we get our packs, you know,
• 51:04
  waterproof on and swim about like, you know, 1000 meters out,
• 51:08
  like this really big Rock You see off the off the shore.
• 51:11
  You know, when we get there and it's like it's cool because like
• 51:14
  over here, it's like 10 foot deep.
• 51:15
  You go to the far side rock and just like shoots down like 100
• 51:18
  feet. Like, damn, check out that sea
• 51:20
  turtle. Like shouldn't go this way, you
• 51:22
  know, whatever. But our Lieutenant came with us
• 51:24
  and he's like, yeah, we need to get a photo for this.
• 51:26
  I'm like, OK, bet, you know, but most of us are all in Silkies
• 51:32
  and we didn't know that as soon as you pop up out of the water,
• 51:35
  the Silkies are going to do like a little, you know, vacuum,
• 51:39
  fuel, paint or every physical part of the body part that it's
• 51:44
  covering, you know? So we're all like, yeah, cool,
• 51:47
  here we are. Cheese, smile, flex, you know,
• 51:48
  whatever. Didn't think nothing of it.
• 51:50
  And then he sends it to us. You know, we still don't like
• 51:54
  picture it yet because we're just like whatever.
• 51:56
  And like we're like, oh, hey, you know, we're out here, we're
• 51:58
  deployed, you know, whatever on a new DP whatever.
• 52:01
  And check us out in our Silkies in the comments.
• 52:04
  Start pouring in of like everybody's, you know, visible,
• 52:11
  near visible manhood. That's just like lasting the
• 52:15
  cameras in the face because like we're just like here we are, you
• 52:18
  know, like not flexing or nothing, but you can just see
• 52:20
  like, yeah, it was this is but it was like it was the funniest
• 52:27
  shit ever because like we was oblivious to it the whole time.
• 52:31
  Those are probably like the best, like the best, like light
• 52:34
  hearted memories out there. I mean, it was a good time.
• 52:36
  I don't want to make it dark or nothing like that because.
• 52:40
  We'll save that for the for the next.
• 52:42
  Time later, you know, but plenty and plenty of darker times and
• 52:46
  the lighter times, unfortunately, but it's fine.
• 52:50
  It's cool so. All right, so when did you start
• 52:56
  doing doing art? When did you start on your art
• 52:59
  journey? Man, so I've actually been
• 53:02
  painting and doing arts and things since I was like a wee
• 53:05
  lad. My parents had to be like a
• 53:08
  gifted arts program in elementary school just because I
• 53:11
  was doing fun things like clay and Pia Permache.
• 53:14
  I think my entry or that was a no kidding, like Native
• 53:20
  American, like headdress I made out of paper mache and I was
• 53:23
  like, I don't know what the heck it went, you know, but it was
• 53:26
  like gorgeous. I was making mountains for model
• 53:30
  train kits that the trains you're like cruising through my
• 53:33
  actual like drawing skills. Terrible dude.
• 53:36
  If you look like, if you say hey chat, like draw me a helicopter
• 53:40
  and some army people like a 5 year old and you get this little
• 53:43
  stick figures and two-dimensional little blobs of
• 53:46
  pencil marks like that's that's the best stuff to do and
• 53:49
  throwing people and stuff like that.
• 53:52
  Like just just didn't like it, you know, like trying to draw
• 53:55
  like animals and humans was like not my cup of tea, but it's been
• 54:01
  off and on for like a long time. When when I got back from like
• 54:06
  my second deployment, the Korea and Japan, they start putting
• 54:11
  you through like those, those post deployment health things,
• 54:13
  you know, like, Hey, make sure, make sure you who's good.
• 54:16
  Well, they're like, who's not good?
• 54:18
  Like let's get into some group therapy session.
• 54:20
  I'm like, whatever, you know. But one of them was like guided
• 54:26
  meditation and like some art stuff.
• 54:28
  I'm like, oh, hey, I can draw whatever I want.
• 54:31
  And she's like, yeah, I'm like, my art teacher in high school
• 54:33
  never said that's this is kind of neat.
• 54:34
  You know, So I kind of like started getting back into it
• 54:38
  around then and, you know, with life and being a homeowner with
• 54:42
  a house that loves your checking account more than you do and,
• 54:47
  you know, stay at home, dad, and trying to fucking balance work
• 54:50
  and all that stuff. Like, it's been painful to try
• 54:52
  to get into it. But since I've gotten out of the
• 54:55
  Marine Corps in 21, I've taken more of a keen, like, I want to
• 55:01
  do this because I know it makes me feel better about myself and
• 55:04
  it's relaxing and I find it kind of meditative.
• 55:08
  And one of the big things was like a little light bulb that
• 55:11
  turned on one day. I was just channel surfing on my
• 55:14
  TV and saw the Bob Ross channel. And I'm like, I'll watch this
• 55:18
  cool dude with the Afro for a bit.
• 55:19
  You know, I've seen him before. I know what he's capable of.
• 55:22
  And I would say that I binge watch like episode after
• 55:26
  episode. But the truth of the matter is
• 55:28
  like, I just fell asleep like 30 minutes into it and I'm like,
• 55:34
  there's got to be some science behind this guy.
• 55:36
  It's super calm and peaceful and he's just painting these
• 55:38
  paintings. And it like put me in like a
• 55:40
  state of trance, kind of like when you try to meditate and you
• 55:42
  know, make everything better and like, you know, kind of make it
• 55:46
  like a nice and smooth balance. And like, all right, we'll, I
• 55:50
  try to stay awake this next time, try to do like one of his
• 55:53
  paint alongs and going from there.
• 55:55
  Like we keep painting him out in like 2 minutes.
• 55:57
  Like I've painted him out in like 20 minutes.
• 55:59
  It's fine. He's been doing it for a long
• 56:01
  time. This is my first day here and
• 56:05
  finding out that how oil paints kind of like you can pay him and
• 56:11
  forget about it's like a day or two, you know, they don't dry
• 56:13
  out. I'm like what I can paint and
• 56:15
  then I can go do 1000 other things that my little ADHB wants
• 56:18
  me to do. And they come back the next day
• 56:20
  and pick up where I left off tight.
• 56:23
  And then I've just been going to kind of like almost full steam
• 56:26
  since then and trying to paint like better, better mountains,
• 56:30
  better happy trees, you know, but sometimes the trees are sad,
• 56:34
  you know, So I made like a little crooked one every now and
• 56:36
  then because they they fall over nature.
• 56:38
  It's life, you know, but pretty much been trying to get, you
• 56:42
  know, knock a couple paintings out a month, you know, just last
• 56:45
  time it's been really busy and stuff like that.
• 56:47
  But you know, I started started getting more of a following on
• 56:52
  the Internet. And then just just about two
• 56:55
  weeks ago, my coffee shop downtown like wanted me to put
• 56:58
  three of my paintings up on our walls for displayed for sale.
• 57:01
  So. Hell yeah.
• 57:02
  I'm like. Awesome man.
• 57:04
  Yeah, so that's where I'm at now, just trying to come up with
• 57:09
  some different ideas and, you know, peruse the Internet for
• 57:13
  people's ideas and tips and tricks and throw them all
• 57:15
  together and create what what I can do so.
• 57:20
  Yeah, because I know, I know a while ago you had posted that
• 57:25
  you were going to start like selling some of your artwork out
• 57:28
  posted different sizes and prices.
• 57:31
  But I never really followed up to see like kind of how that
• 57:34
  went for you would how much like interest you had in it or if you
• 57:40
  actually got any engagement with it.
• 57:43
  Yeah. So I actually got a lot more
• 57:46
  than anticipated. Granted, it wasn't everything
• 57:48
  that I put up there, but I ended up selling two or three down in
• 57:53
  South Carolina. I sold a couple of them locally.
• 57:56
  I sold one to my friend of Utah and I sold one out as far as
• 58:01
  Hawaii. You know, like I was like, shit,
• 58:04
  almost like almost worldwide, you know, like.
• 58:08
  Poor little man. But it was pretty tight, you
• 58:11
  know, I had to learn real quick how to pack and ship artwork
• 58:15
  because I had no idea. And the these custom sized boxes
• 58:19
  that you can get on Amazon, like $150.00 each of like, I'm just
• 58:24
  going to take my Amazon box here and you know, you cut some holes
• 58:27
  in it and fold it around and just tape that Dickens on that
• 58:30
  thing, man. Like, but yeah, it was pretty
• 58:34
  good. I got a lot of a lot of good
• 58:37
  feedback from that. And I was pretty stoked that
• 58:39
  just like people that I've known a long time were interested in
• 58:42
  them. I'm like, well, what do you guys
• 58:44
  want to see more of mountains or trees?
• 58:46
  Because I don't do people or. Animals.
• 58:48
  You know, so but then I started, for some reason I decided to
• 58:54
  give sailboats a go at it. And then everybody seemed to
• 58:58
  like the boats, so I got a probably end up doing a couple
• 59:03
  more of those. I owe my buddy Jake one up in
• 59:07
  Maryland, but it's in a coffee shop right now.
• 59:10
  So if he's listening to this, I'll make you another one, I
• 59:12
  promise. Is that that kind of all you're
• 59:18
  doing? Because I know you dabbled with
• 59:20
  like the space stuff a little bit and it seemed like a lot of
• 59:23
  people like that. I mean, I like the ones that you
• 59:26
  did. I like the space motors too.
• 59:30
  I'll probably, I think what I'm going to do and like have like
• 59:32
  my master plan and just like do or I think what they, the
• 59:36
  artists call it. They'll have like different not
• 59:40
  galleries. What do they call it?
• 59:41
  Portfolios. Something like that, like, or a
• 59:44
  collection, like 1 collection come out and the next one would
• 59:47
  be like sell those the one of all space things.
• 59:50
  And it's kind of like keeping on like a pretty active but
• 59:54
  randomized loop, you know, just that way, you know, different
• 59:58
  people pick it up at different times.
• 1:00:00
  But the, the people like to see like the time lapse ones, I
• 1:00:06
  guess is like just the colors blend together, which to me it's
• 1:00:10
  really simple, but to them it's like mindful.
• 1:00:13
  And I'm like, no, they're hard, you know, but I wouldn't, I
• 1:00:16
  wouldn't start stepping on other people's toes because I'll read
• 1:00:20
  comments on like the ones that I see on Instagram or TikTok and
• 1:00:23
  they're like, how do you do this?
• 1:00:25
  And. You know, they're not getting
• 1:00:26
  any responses from the authors. I'm like, oh hey, this is what
• 1:00:28
  you got to do with do this. And then my like sub comments.
• 1:00:33
  Everyone's like. Well, how do you do?
• 1:00:34
  This or what's this? I'm like, here you go, here's
• 1:00:36
  the answer right here, yada, yada, yada, you know, and then
• 1:00:39
  on one of my, I think it was on TikTok, one of my videos, I got
• 1:00:44
  a comic from that guy paint with Josh or something like that.
• 1:00:48
  And he does really, really good work.
• 1:00:51
  And I think he's like a second or third cousin of Bob Ross
• 1:00:54
  actually, you know, and I watch a lot of his videos because he
• 1:00:57
  does some pretty good like seize tapes, but his college, it just
• 1:01:01
  seemed weird. It's like just seems everybody's
• 1:01:02
  making videos these days with those three dots and I'm like
• 1:01:06
  this like a velvet dagger, you know, like, what is this?
• 1:01:08
  Like is he just being sincere and just types with three dots
• 1:01:11
  all the time? But I was like, I didn't think
• 1:01:14
  nothing. And I'm like, hey, yeah, man,
• 1:01:15
  it's super cool. Like I watch the videos all the
• 1:01:17
  time. Neat.
• 1:01:17
  See ya. You know, but it's crazy that
• 1:01:21
  somebody that's like as popular as him, like stall my video
• 1:01:24
  magically on the Internet too. So but yeah, I mean, getting
• 1:01:30
  trying to get more sold. I mean, if I could sell five of
• 1:01:33
  them a month, I wouldn't have to be doing cyber security anymore.
• 1:01:40
  Let's see if we can fucking give you a little bit more exposure,
• 1:01:44
  kind of help you out so. All about it so.
• 1:01:48
  Hell yeah. Speaking of exposure, have you
• 1:01:52
  ever painted your hog? Of course, who does it?
• 1:02:00
  You have to. It's there.
• 1:02:01
  It's like tattooing yourself. You got to practice somewhere,
• 1:02:03
  right? Immediate follow up, have you
• 1:02:08
  ever painted with your hog? Not yet, because my kids are
• 1:02:14
  still here pretty often, so once they go to their moms for two
• 1:02:17
  weeks, I want to try to get some of that erotic arc thing going
• 1:02:19
  on. Well, that's how you blow up.
• 1:02:23
  You post videos that you're doing that and you're fucking.
• 1:02:26
  It's off to the races. Dude I don't think you can post
• 1:02:29
  them on TikTok, Facebook or Instagram though.
• 1:02:31
  I think there's a different website for that.
• 1:02:33
  They'll they'll flag it. We go, we've gotten only fans
• 1:02:36
  for three damn dudes. We can throw that on the our
• 1:02:38
  page for, you know our. Patreon that we.
• 1:02:41
  Good listen to my channel, thought to create one too I
• 1:02:44
  guess. But jeez.
• 1:02:47
  Hey, that might be that might be like my way out of here just
• 1:02:50
  hanging with the hog. Let's see.
• 1:02:53
  I mean, hey, maybe. There's market for everything.
• 1:02:57
  I mean, I'm I'm pretty sure I've since Gavin some snapchats and
• 1:03:01
  me after workout. You can just see like Ash
• 1:03:03
  sheeks, like hawk print right there for like sitting on the
• 1:03:06
  gym mat. You're like look at this cool
• 1:03:08
  sweat design man. He's like.
• 1:03:12
  Like hey, throw that on the fucking canvas dude, you get it.
• 1:03:15
  Yeah, I've seen like that erotic price tag for the.
• 1:03:22
  Oh, fucking hell. All right.
• 1:03:23
  What's your favorite piece that you've done so far?
• 1:03:27
  My favorite piece is actually hanging up downstairs in my
• 1:03:31
  living room and it's probably one of my biggest pieces too.
• 1:03:34
  It's on a 30 by 40 canvas. Again, it's oil and it's just
• 1:03:40
  two colors. It's just black and white, a
• 1:03:42
  mountain scape. I can Zing you guys a picture of
• 1:03:47
  it somewhere, get it to you guys later.
• 1:03:49
  But I don't know when I was doing it like I was kind of
• 1:03:54
  nervous about it cuz I was trying some different techniques
• 1:03:56
  that I wasn't too sure about with like the clouds and
• 1:03:58
  everything. And it was, I've always had this
• 1:04:01
  issue when you it's called making the paint break when you
• 1:04:05
  create like the mountain look on those types of paintings where
• 1:04:09
  you just get like literally like probably the size of a ballpoint
• 1:04:15
  10 roll of paint on a pallet knife.
• 1:04:18
  They just kind of slide it across the canvas and it's
• 1:04:20
  supposed to grab and all like the little random holes that
• 1:04:24
  they have. But every time I've done it
• 1:04:26
  before and just, it's like, it was like smearing it, you know?
• 1:04:29
  But that one painting it held and took perfectly and I was
• 1:04:33
  like super impressed with it. And it's probably my favorite
• 1:04:35
  piece of work, and it's not for sale.
• 1:04:38
  Because I love. That much?
• 1:04:42
  That's fair, all right. What's your least favorite then,
• 1:04:45
  and why was it your least favorite?
• 1:04:48
  My least favorite is most of the ones that I have done with water
• 1:04:53
  because the water ones, they're a challenge for me.
• 1:04:59
  It's really tricky to try to figure out like the literally
• 1:05:03
  like the waves and motion of everything and trying to get the
• 1:05:06
  barrels for like the Crescent waves done completely.
• 1:05:09
  And I don't have a single not so fair one.
• 1:05:12
  I have like 18 not favorite ones because they're all like half
• 1:05:16
  ass, half done, half finished. Like, you know, circles and
• 1:05:20
  waves and paints and you're just like, yeah, what do you do with
• 1:05:24
  these? Like nothing went thrown away
• 1:05:25
  and my girl was like, no, you're not like, OK, you know, so maybe
• 1:05:29
  one day I'll go back to home or just kind of keep moving like an
• 1:05:31
  old collection of like, hey, you know, day one this like day 30
• 1:05:35
  this day 60. And here we are, you know, but
• 1:05:39
  those things are tricky as hell to paint.
• 1:05:41
  I don't know how they do it. That's good.
• 1:05:44
  But. Yeah, I definitely couldn't
• 1:05:45
  fucking do it. I can barely write my fucking
• 1:05:48
  name so. Yeah, it's just I just use
• 1:05:52
  letters this time. Means two of them.
• 1:05:54
  Keeps it simple. My girl paints that nice.
• 1:06:00
  That's something she did. Cool I was wondering about that.
• 1:06:05
  Like I couldn't tell. It feels like actually 3
• 1:06:07
  dimensional like the deer above your head or not.
• 1:06:09
  I'm like. Yeah, no, it's a it's a wooden
• 1:06:12
  cut out of a bear that she bought it like a Hobby Lobby and
• 1:06:15
  then she painted over it. Let me.
• 1:06:18
  See, you see, that's cool. So.
• 1:06:24
  Kind of like, reminds me of like a Western, you know, but she's.
• 1:06:30
  Definitely, yeah. I'm a, I'm a big fan of the the
• 1:06:34
  sunsets and like the colors that happen like, you know, early
• 1:06:38
  morning, late evening, stuff like that.
• 1:06:40
  So. She did this one too.
• 1:06:43
  I don't know if I can get it down, but that was like for like
• 1:06:47
  our you can't even see what it is.
• 1:06:50
  It's it's like a she saw a magazine.
• 1:06:54
  It's like an outdoor Life magazine that she saw that
• 1:06:56
  struck her eye and she basically copied it and it was like for
• 1:07:02
  like, oh God, I'm a shitty boyfriend.
• 1:07:06
  It was for one of our, it was for one of our like month
• 1:07:09
  anniversaries. And she made that for me.
• 1:07:12
  And it's got a nice little note on the back, but it's a, it's a
• 1:07:15
  big buck and behind a Bush is a hunter aiming a gun at him.
• 1:07:21
  But it's got, it's hanging by a wire and the wire is tied
• 1:07:26
  really, really tightly around the screw that's in the wall.
• 1:07:28
  That's why I couldn't get it done, so I didn't.
• 1:07:31
  Want to? That's good.
• 1:07:33
  Yeah, so, but I got a few, I got a few of her pieces around the
• 1:07:39
  house, which is awesome. It's super, it's super cool that
• 1:07:43
  people can just do that. Like I cannot paint.
• 1:07:48
  I we've talked about, but actually I have, I have two
• 1:07:54
  things that I painted here. Should I get them?
• 1:07:55
  Should I go? Actually I should.
• 1:07:57
  Yes, you should. We'll get a We'll get a real
• 1:07:59
  time review from Brett favorite my.
• 1:08:01
  Worst one real quick. You're at it.
• 1:08:04
  Real fast and I fucking go for it.
• 1:08:06
  I we're taking this as like a break.
• 1:08:12
  I'm gonna go piss real quick. All right, I guess, you know,
• 1:08:14
  I'll just fucking riff for the people.
• 1:08:16
  That's that's cool, guys. Got it.
• 1:08:19
  Yeah. So for those of you driving to
• 1:08:21
  work and you don't have the luxury of watching this video
• 1:08:24
  because that would be dangerous and maybe illegal depending on
• 1:08:29
  the state and or country you're in.
• 1:08:31
  Jimmy has gone to grab some artwork that he's done.
• 1:08:36
  Brett has gone to grab, I think you said one of his least
• 1:08:40
  favorite that he has done. And Gavin said, well, everybody
• 1:08:46
  else is leaving. So I'm going to take a 32nd
• 1:08:48
  crank break and I think he's cranking his hog or maybe
• 1:08:54
  pissing her or something. And I'm just here.
• 1:08:57
  So apologies to all of you fine folks, but you're stuck with me
• 1:09:02
  for a little bit. And Jimmy's almost back and he's
• 1:09:06
  got to put his headphones on because I was not ready to just
• 1:09:11
  riff for the probably 30 seconds that this took.
• 1:09:17
  But hey, Jimmy's back now. Hey, Jimmy, help me fucking riff
• 1:09:20
  until everybody else gets back. Did.
• 1:09:21
  Everybody get Thanos. What the fuck happened?
• 1:09:26
  Fucking Jesus. Just half of us are gone.
• 1:09:29
  All right, there's Gavin. Everybody fucking left.
• 1:09:32
  They're like, Oh yeah, we're going to fucking fuck off now.
• 1:09:35
  And Gavin took his fucking jersey off.
• 1:09:38
  It looked like it was hot. It's really not.
• 1:09:42
  I pulled down. I pulled down the upper.
• 1:09:44
  Kansas, it's always hot out there.
• 1:09:46
  That's. True yes, he's he's an assault
• 1:09:49
  rifle Kansas Speaking of for whatever reason, my ads on
• 1:09:53
  Snapchat because that's a fucking thing I keep getting
• 1:09:56
  Arkansas snaps what's the what's?
• 1:09:59
  Happened. I noticed that the other day
• 1:10:01
  too. I'm like why am I getting an ad
• 1:10:03
  for Kia car? Like what?
• 1:10:04
  Is yeah, we've been there for a while.
• 1:10:07
  No. Does that mean we could do a
• 1:10:08
  Three damn dudes ad on Snapchat? Could you imagine?
• 1:10:12
  Good, we need some cheese. It's probably because the
• 1:10:15
  fucking wiretap in your pocket was listening to us when we're
• 1:10:20
  talking about the Bill Murray show in Arkansas.
• 1:10:24
  So it's trying to push you to come to that show here in a
• 1:10:28
  couple of months. Hey Brett, you want to go to a
• 1:10:31
  Bill Murray show in Arkansas? Maybe God I have a lot of
• 1:10:36
  trouble and your man I I got invited to weddings this year.
• 1:10:40
  I never get invited to weddings. I got invited to weddings this
• 1:10:43
  year 2 of. Them I just invited to a red
• 1:10:46
  carpet. We did.
• 1:10:48
  Yeah. When is that?
• 1:10:50
  I have no idea. We get him up.
• 1:10:52
  Yeah, we got. Thought I'm gonna do that now,
• 1:10:54
  otherwise I will fucking forget. Yeah, we gotta do that.
• 1:10:58
  So I pulled down another one of the I pulled down another one of
• 1:11:00
  Maddie's paintings that she did. She was not happy with this.
• 1:11:05
  She wasn't happy with how this one turned out.
• 1:11:07
  But so you're going. To put it on the.
• 1:11:09
  Fucking. Show.
• 1:11:10
  I think she's wrong. So yeah, I, I love.
• 1:11:13
  It, you know, like she's probably like, like we are our
• 1:11:17
  own worst critic. Yeah, I think it's cool as fuck.
• 1:11:21
  Is that another one of those cut out things?
• 1:11:23
  No, this one's just It's just a painting on a canvas that she
• 1:11:26
  framed. Got the lighting?
• 1:11:28
  It's. Fucking it's got Northern
• 1:11:30
  Lights. It's a big box silhouette.
• 1:11:33
  Tree silhouettes with the Northern Lights.
• 1:11:35
  Dude, that's fucking sick. That's nice.
• 1:11:37
  Dude I was going to say like I don't know shit about painting
• 1:11:39
  but that looks great. She's really hard on herself.
• 1:11:42
  You guys, if you want like one of my last jobs, they actually
• 1:11:46
  saw my shit that I started posting on LinkedIn because I
• 1:11:49
  was like, why not? That's not LinkedIn.
• 1:11:50
  You know, whatever. I could be an oil painter on
• 1:11:53
  LinkedIn. No one knows.
• 1:11:54
  And they were like, hey, we really like your paintings and
• 1:11:57
  you should host like a company paint night.
• 1:12:01
  OK. It was awesome.
• 1:12:03
  The the feedback was great, like our CEO and everything was in
• 1:12:06
  it. It was fantastic.
• 1:12:08
  That's. Sweet, that's awesome.
• 1:12:09
  The fuck? Hell yeah, man.
• 1:12:13
  So yeah, my worst painting ever is this guy, you know, which is
• 1:12:18
  supposed to be a wave, you know, but trying to get like the
• 1:12:21
  dynamics of like a wave to actually curl over because I
• 1:12:25
  don't know, it's just dumb and ugly, you know, like I like the
• 1:12:28
  colors, you know, So I don't want to like throw it away, but
• 1:12:32
  it'll take some work to try to make it look realistic again.
• 1:12:35
  But I was just trying to, I don't know, I just don't like
• 1:12:38
  it. It's stupid.
• 1:12:39
  Every time. So every time Maddie gets in her
• 1:12:43
  head, she takes a moment and she tells herself she's like, I
• 1:12:46
  know, babe. She's like, I just got to trust
• 1:12:48
  the process. She's like, you just got to
• 1:12:50
  trust the process. And I don't know if I don't know
• 1:12:55
  where she got that. I don't know if that's from Bob
• 1:12:57
  Ross or what, but apparently that's like an artistic thing
• 1:13:00
  where you just trust the process.
• 1:13:01
  Keep going. Yes, it might look like shit
• 1:13:03
  right now, but you still got more work to do and it'll all
• 1:13:07
  kind of and like we see, we see that on Bob Ross all the time.
• 1:13:10
  Or like he starts and you're like what the fuck are you
• 1:13:12
  doing, dude? Like and where.
• 1:13:14
  Where there you going with? This.
• 1:13:15
  Then you hit Fast forward and then you're like, holy shit,
• 1:13:19
  how, where did that come from? Like how did it end up being
• 1:13:21
  that? You know what I mean?
• 1:13:22
  So like it's. Just the process overnight he's
• 1:13:24
  done like, it's like so quick, like all these random colors,
• 1:13:27
  and then he gets it with a brush on Wilder's Cloudser.
• 1:13:30
  Like, yeah, what then? So I took Mary's advice, you
• 1:13:35
  know, that I just learned of today and did decide to stick
• 1:13:39
  with the process for this one piece.
• 1:13:41
  Yeah, it took a little bit of time and I had to walk away from
• 1:13:46
  the few times, but this is like my favorite painting.
• 1:13:49
  Shit. That is also my.
• 1:13:53
  Favorite. Yeah it looks like it's multi
• 1:13:55
  colors but I only just use black and white.
• 1:13:58
  For it? Dude, that's fucking crazy.
• 1:14:01
  Yeah, it was super neat. That's why I'm super proud of it
• 1:14:04
  and it's not going anywhere but in my house.
• 1:14:07
  Yeah, that's a living room piece, but.
• 1:14:09
  For $1 million. 1,000,000. Dollars $1 million.
• 1:14:14
  Yes, we can make a deal. There you go.
• 1:14:18
  Yeah, we. Got a million PP touches.
• 1:14:22
  We did, you know, like, like she's always, she hasn't been
• 1:14:27
  painting in a while. So I need to get on her about it
• 1:14:29
  because she just, you know, life gets in the way and you, you
• 1:14:32
  don't, you're not able to do it. But one of our little dates at
• 1:14:36
  home that we did is we, we painted.
• 1:14:38
  We, we got to pick out, we picked out a picture that we
• 1:14:44
  found on the Internet and then mimicked it the best we can.
• 1:14:49
  And I don't know how to paint and I want to be artsy.
• 1:14:55
  Like I want to be artistic. I want to be good at that shit.
• 1:14:59
  So like, but I'm, I'm just not there and I'm insecure about it.
• 1:15:04
  So the best way that I can hide my insecurities is by hiding
• 1:15:07
  behind by hiding behind humor. So we picked the picture of Elmo
• 1:15:14
  on fire and hers broke, but this one was mine.
• 1:15:19
  So and then, and then we did another one where we, what's it
• 1:15:28
  called? It's a it's a place you can go
• 1:15:32
  where you can buy ceramic, ceramic pieces and then paint
• 1:15:37
  them and then they'll throw it in an oven.
• 1:15:40
  And then the paint does something when it's in the oven
• 1:15:42
  and it really pops after. Like at first it's really rough,
• 1:15:45
  but then they put it in the oven and it comes out smooth and
• 1:15:49
  glossy like plates. Do you know what I mean?
• 1:15:51
  So like she got a coffee cup and she did her coffee cup with her
• 1:15:55
  designs and flowers on it and stuff and I bought a star.
• 1:15:58
  It was just a star. I don't even know what the fuck
• 1:16:01
  you do with this thing. It's just a star, but so I did
• 1:16:05
  this it's. The best people we've ever.
• 1:16:12
  Made yeah, yeah. So I mean, I was, I was proud of
• 1:16:15
  it. I was like, dude, for these are
• 1:16:17
  the these two things right here are the only two things that
• 1:16:20
  I've really ever painted in my adult life.
• 1:16:23
  Although Dino, I'm mad at your mom because she threw it away.
• 1:16:27
  But you had an epic painting on your wall.
• 1:16:30
  That was from me back in art class when we did watercolors
• 1:16:34
  with Mr. Shark's class. You had a picture of like this
• 1:16:39
  dinosaur that looked like Reptar almost.
• 1:16:42
  That's because it was Rep it was supposed to.
• 1:16:44
  Be Reptar and I dropped water on its hand and it looked like he
• 1:16:49
  was holding the joint and because the water stain or
• 1:16:52
  whatever and we kept it it stayed in his room and then
• 1:16:56
  after he moved out his mom threw it away.
• 1:16:58
  But it was such a cool painting. It was all like that.
• 1:17:02
  So these are the only three times before pain in my life was
• 1:17:05
  when they got thrown away and then these two things so.
• 1:17:08
  You know what? Now that I know that she threw
• 1:17:09
  that away, she's not invited to my birthday party.
• 1:17:12
  Yeah, I know it's fucked up because I asked her about it a
• 1:17:15
  long time ago and she had no idea what I was talking about.
• 1:17:18
  I'm like, damn it. Yeah, yeah, sure.
• 1:17:20
  Hester. You had no idea where that
• 1:17:23
  painting that you throw away went.
• 1:17:24
  Right, so. I love my mother, but that that
• 1:17:29
  is that is a level of betrayal that will not go unanswered for.
• 1:17:33
  It's pretty, it's pretty. It's pretty wild.
• 1:17:38
  I got to say. You're pretty good at doing
• 1:17:40
  mountains, dude. Like I'm looking through them
• 1:17:44
  and they're, yeah. I like it.
• 1:17:46
  Pretty fucking sick. Yeah, I will.
• 1:17:51
  Occasionally get. But it's not hard.
• 1:17:54
  It's tricky if anything. But it's like everything,
• 1:17:59
  there's tricks to it. So, but I think art should be
• 1:18:02
  shared by everyone. That's why I like, if anybody
• 1:18:04
  has money, well, how do you do this?
• 1:18:06
  Here's how you do it. Like how do you do your Northern
• 1:18:08
  Lights? Like this is how you do the
• 1:18:09
  Northern Lights, you know? Why?
• 1:18:12
  Why should we keep the secrets and not let everybody else enjoy
• 1:18:15
  it? Like you're have at it, you
• 1:18:17
  know? We should do that for like a
• 1:18:19
  YouTube special for us. Like 3 damn dudes like it, put
• 1:18:26
  it on the adventure side. But it's just fucking painting
• 1:18:29
  class by Brett and we're all here.
• 1:18:32
  We're fucking Riverside trying to follow along with you.
• 1:18:40
  Have you ever tried painting on twitch?
• 1:18:45
  No, I have a twitch. You do have a twitch I think.
• 1:18:48
  There's like a box of crowns is like its main picture, but
• 1:18:53
  actually what is what is my twitch?
• 1:18:54
  That's a good thing. I remember when you used to do
• 1:18:59
  that pretty frequently. And the most like vivid memory I
• 1:19:04
  have, that was when I think it was right after I'd gotten out
• 1:19:09
  of the military. You drove down to Arkansas for a
• 1:19:12
  couple of days to hang out and he was fucking live streaming on
• 1:19:16
  Twitch while he was driving to keep himself awake.
• 1:19:21
  I intendedly. Right now it's really boring.
• 1:19:25
  Yep. I could live stream on Twitch
• 1:19:30
  maybe like my issue is, is like the, I can't ever figure out how
• 1:19:36
  people get their lighting so damn good.
• 1:19:39
  Like 'cause I'll have like, you know, for example, like a light,
• 1:19:43
  you know, shining on my thing. But then it's like glare over
• 1:19:46
  here, glare down here or glare up there.
• 1:19:48
  And then I'm like, well, maybe I'll just wait for the sunlight
• 1:19:51
  to come through the windows. But then the sunlight comes
• 1:19:53
  through the windows and you got all those streaks of the blinds
• 1:19:56
  everywhere and I'm like, I don't know how to deal with it so.
• 1:20:00
  Yeah. Painting with like a damn
• 1:20:02
  headlamp on or something in the middle of the night, you know,
• 1:20:04
  2:00 in the morning. You should, you shouldn't
• 1:20:07
  message painting with Jake or whatever the fuck his channel is
• 1:20:10
  and ask him how he gets his lighting.
• 1:20:12
  I don't know really. I know he's got some of those
• 1:20:15
  ring lights because you can see to their eyeballs being, you
• 1:20:19
  know, you got a little glowing eye walls and things.
• 1:20:21
  But he also got all those crazy panels and stuff behind his
• 1:20:26
  whatever. He also probably has a studio.
• 1:20:29
  I just have like front room that has art needed in it that
• 1:20:34
  doesn't have a ceiling light because there's a wire for it.
• 1:20:38
  But if there's no light. I don't know.
• 1:20:41
  Damnedest thing ever. Oh fuck, if only that were like
• 1:20:48
  a fixable problem. You know, like if only we had
• 1:20:51
  the technology in 2026 to to put a light somewhere.
• 1:20:55
  If only you saw the list of things to do in this House.
• 1:20:58
  Oh I feel that dude, I relate to that.
• 1:21:03
  I resemble that comment. Yeah, that that's like I can
• 1:21:08
  think of like 20 more things that are on the list, including
• 1:21:10
  the light downstairs. Never.
• 1:21:15
  That's fair. So I have three questions coming
• 1:21:18
  up next that we've already fucking answered.
• 1:21:20
  Cool. But I'm going to ask them again
• 1:21:22
  anyway. And I think the most appropriate
• 1:21:24
  way to blow through these is with either a yes, a no, or a
• 1:21:29
  not yet. OK.
• 1:21:31
  You ready? Rapid fire?
• 1:21:33
  Let's go. Can people Commission artwork
• 1:21:36
  through you sick? Do you sell your work?
• 1:21:40
  Yucks. Do you sell artwork of your hog?
• 1:21:44
  Not yet. There we go, all righty.
• 1:21:49
  There. It is.
• 1:21:50
  That's why I gave you the not yet option.
• 1:21:53
  But Speaking of artwork, what is the wildest or weirdest or
• 1:21:59
  funniest place that you have cranked your hog?
• 1:22:03
  Do Porter shitters in Afghanistan count or 29 palms?
• 1:22:11
  Consider. I think that was my answer,
• 1:22:13
  yeah. Pensacola.
• 1:22:16
  You know Porter Shitters in Pensacola, You can.
• 1:22:19
  Find them in construction yards and they just got to keep the
• 1:22:22
  love. Keep love alive.
• 1:22:23
  No, whatever makes you feel like home.
• 1:22:26
  And you just got to say like, oh, fuck, you know, you know,
• 1:22:28
  like Jimmy said, apparently. So we got to keep it going.
• 1:22:32
  That's all. That's going to be my new thing.
• 1:22:33
  When I do it it's like oh fuck. Yeah.
• 1:22:35
  Oh fuck. He's doing.
• 1:22:41
  He'll be all right. Give a few minutes.
• 1:22:43
  I was low key offended when she said I just thought you were
• 1:22:46
  jacking off because when the fuck have I ever?
• 1:22:48
  You know what I mean? Like jacked off or said oh fuck.
• 1:22:52
  Like first of all, like if I. I mean, you said you were
• 1:22:56
  groggy, still waking up. You might have not known what
• 1:22:59
  you were doing. Pulled a little too hard, you
• 1:23:02
  know, like. Punched yourself in the balls on
• 1:23:05
  accident on the downstroke. Yep, I didn't even make it out
• 1:23:08
  of my bedroom. Like I didn't even get to even
• 1:23:11
  start the process. It all makes sense while Homo
• 1:23:14
  was standing there looking like Mike Myers, because if he moves,
• 1:23:17
  it's just going to get all even worse.
• 1:23:19
  Well, yeah, no kidding. Light up he like he like.
• 1:23:25
  I don't want to touch nothing. Literally like honestly, like it
• 1:23:28
  was weird because none of it was in his bed.
• 1:23:32
  It all started right out of his bed.
• 1:23:36
  So like, it's like as if he stepped out of bed and.
• 1:23:40
  Shipped and just gravity took over and.
• 1:23:44
  It's. Like a fucking to somebody.
• 1:23:48
  Here like. Pot of fucking.
• 1:23:49
  Beans like kill me if I like shit the bed so I just got like
• 1:23:53
  roll off real quick. That was the time.
• 1:23:57
  Right, like it just. Cleaned up the bed after kids
• 1:24:00
  make messes man like. That's T this process I shared.
• 1:24:07
  I shared pictures of that dilemma with the boys.
• 1:24:09
  It was. It was awful.
• 1:24:10
  Do you want me to stitch those together and overlay them in
• 1:24:13
  this episode? I don't think people really want
• 1:24:16
  to see that. Tag.
• 1:24:18
  I don't think people want to see that it was bad the.
• 1:24:20
  Title of this episode will be talking art with Bodhi Spagholi
• 1:24:24
  and a shit ton of shit. Shit ton.
• 1:24:30
  Of shit. I miss when we had art class.
• 1:24:33
  Dude, I missed it. Yeah.
• 1:24:36
  We we created a character on the whiteboard in the classroom.
• 1:24:40
  The Destroyer. Yeah, this character was called
• 1:24:44
  Chodius, the Destroyer of Worlds, and it persisted on that
• 1:24:52
  whiteboard, I think, for the entire trimester.
• 1:24:55
  Yeah, it was up there for an obscene amount of time.
• 1:25:01
  That guy hated me with a passion.
• 1:25:06
  That teacher Which man? That was the same teacher where
• 1:25:10
  one of our classmates asked him if he smoked pot, right?
• 1:25:13
  Yes. Art teacher if he smokes pot.
• 1:25:16
  Of course the art teacher smokes fucking pot.
• 1:25:19
  That was me. And his response was, I don't
• 1:25:24
  think he outright said yes, but he kind of diverted into a
• 1:25:29
  listen, if you eat steak every day, the novelty of eating steak
• 1:25:35
  kind of wears off, right? So you can't eat steak every
• 1:25:41
  single day, but you can eat steak once in a while and it's
• 1:25:46
  still special. Yeah.
• 1:25:51
  You mean that's, that's a good, that's a good way to look at it.
• 1:25:53
  You know it's not wrong. He.
• 1:25:55
  I. Mean he's not wrong.
• 1:25:57
  He was the type of teacher that was super laid back and seemed
• 1:26:03
  like a really nice guy. But if he didn't like you, he
• 1:26:09
  was also the type of person where he would make fun of you,
• 1:26:14
  like passive aggressive jobs and stuff like that and did not have
• 1:26:19
  the ability to receive it. And I was the type of person
• 1:26:24
  where I would just fuck with you back.
• 1:26:28
  And I was a little more aggressive than him.
• 1:26:31
  And it was pretty funny cuz he would like, he would try to get
• 1:26:35
  under my skin and he couldn't do it cuz I just, he couldn't.
• 1:26:38
  And I remember like one time I was minding my own business.
• 1:26:41
  I was walking down the hallway. I didn't even have this teacher
• 1:26:44
  yet. And he goes, are you Dalmage?
• 1:26:47
  And I go, yeah. And he goes, I've heard a lot
• 1:26:50
  about you. I know that's weird.
• 1:26:53
  And he goes, yeah, you're brought up a lot in the, the,
• 1:26:58
  the, the break room. I go, oh, neat.
• 1:27:04
  And he goes, yeah, that's not really a good thing.
• 1:27:08
  And I hope the things that they say about you aren't true.
• 1:27:12
  And I go, well, you're going to find out because I have you next
• 1:27:16
  semester. I was like, so I'll look forward
• 1:27:18
  to it. And that was like the first time
• 1:27:19
  I had ever even talked with a guy.
• 1:27:21
  And that's. Crazy sure as shit I walked in
• 1:27:24
  there and I want it. I liked him.
• 1:27:28
  I didn't realize like I wasn't good at figuring out like
• 1:27:31
  reading people yet. I didn't realize like even
• 1:27:34
  though he made that comment to me, I didn't realize he didn't
• 1:27:36
  like me. I just thought he was, I thought
• 1:27:39
  we were just poking fun at each other, you know?
• 1:27:42
  And so like he was made and he made some.
• 1:27:44
  I don't know if I'll necessarily talk about it on the podcast.
• 1:27:47
  I don't want to cost the guy his job but he said some shit that
• 1:27:50
  that should put him on a list. The type of stuff he was making
• 1:27:53
  fun of me for cuz you know, I was a minor and I referred to
• 1:27:57
  him as Mr. Sharp because it rhymes with his actual name and
• 1:28:04
  he. Tip for taps.
• 1:28:06
  He hated it. It's like, it reminds me of in
• 1:28:14
  Letterkenny when they always call like Dickinson, Dick's
• 1:28:16
  skin. He's like Dickinson, you know?
• 1:28:18
  Yeah. But yeah, that's what we need.
• 1:28:24
  Speaking of Letterkenny. Go ahead.
• 1:28:27
  What do we need to do? We need to have an.
• 1:28:29
  Episode have Mr. Chardon. Where we just talk about fucking
• 1:28:32
  high school shit because I got. Well, actually we did.
• 1:28:36
  When Ryan was on we literally talked about high school shit.
• 1:28:39
  I got way more though. Bathroom sink I'm.
• 1:28:42
  Going to say. Yeah, that one in.
• 1:28:43
  High school, so that might be a little rough for me.
• 1:28:48
  You what? I don't remember half a high
• 1:28:50
  school. So repressed memories, that's
• 1:28:54
  all we'll do is we'll have we'll have a.
• 1:28:56
  Lot of drugs. We'll do a live session of of
• 1:29:00
  Gavin getting hypnosed, hypnotized and just just bring
• 1:29:04
  him back repressed memories. I know I don't know of trauma.
• 1:29:08
  As it is. You look up to me.
• 1:29:12
  I think I want them. If you want me up, you would.
• 1:29:15
  Develop PTSD from that episode. Gavin, show us on the whiteboard
• 1:29:19
  where Mr. Shark hurts you. Like if you want me up, just
• 1:29:24
  ask. You don't have to make me kill
• 1:29:25
  myself. For legal reasons, that's a
• 1:29:33
  joke. That's why God.
• 1:29:41
  Damn it. All right, back to what we're
• 1:29:44
  fucking talking about. What we're here for.
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  Brett. The last two questions I have
• 1:29:51
  that they can probably be answered in the same tranche, so
• 1:29:54
  I'm gonna I'm gonna hit them back-to-back.
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  OK. One, where do you draw your
• 1:29:59
  inspiration from? And two, when you go into a
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  piece, do you go and do it with a plan, or do you just kind of
• 1:30:06
  fucking throw shit at the canvas and go, yeah, this is where I'm
• 1:30:09
  going with it, or how, how rapidly does your fucking plan
• 1:30:14
  change once you've started? I'll answer those in reverse or
• 1:30:19
  sometimes they go on with the plan and other times they're
• 1:30:22
  just going there like swinging and hope to God it turns out
• 1:30:26
  into something which 5050. Sometimes the plan works and is
• 1:30:32
  super awesome. Sometimes the plan goes absolute
• 1:30:34
  shit. Not like this is terrible and
• 1:30:37
  when I just start throwing pan on cannabis and just keep, you
• 1:30:40
  know, keep at it, after a while, sometimes they could create some
• 1:30:43
  really crazy interesting things. That's kind of where the space
• 1:30:46
  Tabula one came from. I'm like, let me just throw
• 1:30:49
  random colors at it for a while and see what happens.
• 1:30:54
  But to draw inspiration, that's usually me kind of venturing up
• 1:30:59
  into the world. Granted, I don't have the
• 1:31:02
  Pacific Northwest to look at for sea skaves or, you know, the
• 1:31:06
  Dolan lights in Italy to look at for mountains.
• 1:31:09
  But I think that if you go out into nature and experience the
• 1:31:14
  actual world and you'll find all sorts of inspiration for
• 1:31:16
  everything, you know, just, you know, relaxing for a bit.
• 1:31:20
  And the last thing I do is take my cell phone out to try to take
• 1:31:23
  a picture because I'm trying to get the actual like memory and
• 1:31:27
  moments and grain in my head that like hell, this is this is
• 1:31:31
  how this tree is supposed to look because its leaves are
• 1:31:34
  doing, you know, this motion or these leaves are changing these
• 1:31:38
  colours or the water is moving like this as opposed to like
• 1:31:43
  this, you know, because water doesn't move like that.
• 1:31:45
  It's probably going to be splinted.
• 1:31:47
  And, you know, so yeah, I like to, you know, I like being
• 1:31:52
  outside and trying to get outside to try to draw
• 1:31:54
  inspirations from, you know, anything.
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  And it can be as small as like the mushroom growing in my
• 1:31:59
  garden too, as big as like the trees that you can't see the
• 1:32:02
  tops of. I might need to Commission a
• 1:32:07
  painting of a Morel mushroom to send to Jimmy so he can actually
• 1:32:11
  fucking find one. Too soon, too soon.
• 1:32:19
  Well, that's that's where we fucking draw the line, really.
• 1:32:26
  It's a weird line dude. That's funny.
• 1:32:32
  I fucking completely missed the window too.
• 1:32:35
  Like I'd like, I tried so hard but in the end it didn't even
• 1:32:38
  matter dude. Like I just fucking.
• 1:32:40
  Didn't even fucking matter. I by the time just having a life
• 1:32:47
  and trying to work around it, it was too cold the time I went so
• 1:32:50
  they weren't out. And then every time we had a
• 1:32:52
  fucking weird, weird season, dude, it was cold as shit.
• 1:32:58
  We like if you look outside now because like, I sent you guys a
• 1:33:02
  video, there was no leaves in the trees, right?
• 1:33:06
  And that was only a couple weeks ago.
• 1:33:08
  You look out now and it's just thick, thick green everywhere,
• 1:33:12
  right? And it was 82° today, right when
• 1:33:19
  I was the first time I went out, it was just above 50°.
• 1:33:27
  It was only a couple weeks ago. Like it would drop, it would go
• 1:33:31
  down to like 40 and then up to 70 and down to 40 and rainy and
• 1:33:37
  back up to 70. Dudes all over the place.
• 1:33:40
  It's like we didn't even have a spring.
• 1:33:42
  It was a mixture between, oh, it's winter today, it's colder
• 1:33:45
  than shit, you need a hoodie and to like, boom, hey dudes, I'm
• 1:33:49
  black. It's fucking summer outside.
• 1:33:51
  You better hurry up. And that really fucked with
• 1:33:55
  things because we didn't have like steady, warm, warm weather.
• 1:33:59
  So like people who had the free time were out there finding
• 1:34:02
  them. And it seemed like the best days
• 1:34:05
  for me to go out and look were the days that like I had dude,
• 1:34:10
  you know, dad shit, you know, like some of the best days that
• 1:34:16
  I could have went out and looked.
• 1:34:17
  I had the kids. So I was like fuck.
• 1:34:19
  Take the kids with you, man. No, Yeah.
• 1:34:22
  Get them outside. Our we do go outside, but our
• 1:34:30
  kids, our kids aren't very good at listening.
• 1:34:35
  That's. Fine, you're outside.
• 1:34:37
  Yeah, one of. Them.
• 1:34:38
  What are they going to do? One of them listen, one of them
• 1:34:42
  will run. Shit his pants that morning.
• 1:34:44
  I know one. Of them will run over there, one
• 1:34:46
  of them will shit until you slip in it.
• 1:34:50
  The other one has zero. If you turn your head, he's gone
• 1:34:57
  and he's like Forrest Gump dude. He will keep fucking going.
• 1:35:02
  That whole hey, stay within sight does not matter to this
• 1:35:06
  kid. He will go, go, go.
• 1:35:09
  Here's what. That might be the most.
• 1:35:11
  These collars that I have, Oh my God, right?
• 1:35:14
  I need one. I need.
• 1:35:15
  One presently vibrates. Vibrates the hell out of it, but
• 1:35:23
  then it's got some other two buttons that I haven't used yet
• 1:35:27
  just in case he's being a real shit.
• 1:35:29
  Decides to run off. I'm like Nope.
• 1:35:32
  And like Ghostbusters. Yeah, that's why I was going to
• 1:35:36
  say, Jimmy, you're white. You can put your kids on a leash
• 1:35:39
  and nobody's going to think twice about.
• 1:35:42
  It just fucking. Do 3 leashes.
• 1:35:44
  Just fucking 3 fucking ramp rabid kids.
• 1:35:48
  You just tie them all together. They have to go in the same
• 1:35:50
  direction, otherwise they're going to fucking run into each
• 1:35:53
  other on the other side of a tree.
• 1:35:54
  Well, I just pictured. Me out there with the boys and
• 1:35:56
  like, I don't know, like this year because I'm the type of guy
• 1:36:00
  to go down rabbit holes and stuff like that.
• 1:36:02
  Like I have the ability to pay attention to, like to keep an
• 1:36:07
  eye out for ticks and shit like that.
• 1:36:09
  My kids don't have that yet. I'd rather not have them walking
• 1:36:13
  through the thicket in the woods and getting ticks on them, dirt
• 1:36:17
  tape and bug spray. Because last year my son had
• 1:36:21
  three ticks on them and he got them from grass.
• 1:36:25
  And that was the first time I'd ever really seen ticks on
• 1:36:28
  people. And this year it's supposed to
• 1:36:30
  be worse. And they're talking like Lyme
• 1:36:32
  disease is at an all time high, Alpha gal is at all time high.
• 1:36:36
  And like, I'm going to tell you guys right now, I, I'm pretty
• 1:36:41
  confident that my mind is made-up that if I get the alpha
• 1:36:47
  gal shit, I'm just done. I'm on my way out.
• 1:36:50
  I. Don't even know what that is.
• 1:36:52
  That's the disease that you get bitten by, the Lone Star tick
• 1:36:55
  that makes you allergic to meat. Yep.
• 1:36:58
  So I didn't know what it was called, but now that I know
• 1:37:00
  that, yeah, same boat. If I'm allergic to red meat,
• 1:37:04
  yeah, buddy, that's the end of the Three Damn Dudes podcast.
• 1:37:06
  It'll be The Two Damn Dudes and Brett.
• 1:37:09
  Yeah, like, what the fuck am I gonna do?
• 1:37:11
  I'm not gay. I'm not gonna fucking eat not
• 1:37:13
  meat, you know what I mean? Like I'm just gonna check out
• 1:37:17
  like. Dude if I get alpha gal I'll
• 1:37:19
  take up painting like Brett except Kurt Cobain style.
• 1:37:23
  Just make a Jackson Pollock painting on my ceiling.
• 1:37:25
  I'm. About to renovate.
• 1:37:28
  I'm about to renovate this fucking interior dude.
• 1:37:33
  I used to make a joke at work. Every time I get fired up, every
• 1:37:38
  time work would piss me off. I would like throw like a fake
• 1:37:40
  fucking meltdown and I would tell everybody, I'd beg, you
• 1:37:44
  know, I'm fucking done with this shit.
• 1:37:46
  I was like, you guys are going to thank me one day.
• 1:37:48
  I was like, because when I finally fucking have it, I was
• 1:37:51
  like, when it finally reached the end of the fucking rope,
• 1:37:54
  dude, I'm going to make a God damn mess.
• 1:37:57
  I was like, you're going to fucking week off.
• 1:37:59
  It's going to take him so long to clean.
• 1:38:00
  I was like, because I'm about to be fucking done with this shit,
• 1:38:03
  what the Hell's he going on about it Not to look.
• 1:38:06
  I was like, nothing. I'm kidding.
• 1:38:08
  Nothing. It's a joke.
• 1:38:10
  I'm going to get the whole week off well.
• 1:38:17
  Jesus Christ. I am going to hop off.
• 1:38:20
  I got to go make burgers and shit so.
• 1:38:24
  Hopefully not in that order. I'm going to go shit shit on
• 1:38:29
  some burgers. No, that's that's not any
• 1:38:32
  better. I'm gonna go.
• 1:38:34
  You didn't get enough of it last night, apparently.
• 1:38:36
  So I'm. Gonna get over.
• 1:38:39
  I think you need to shit in your SUV tub and see if you can get
• 1:38:43
  it up to 210 internal. Boil the shit out of it.
• 1:38:48
  Literally. Oh, fuck.
• 1:38:52
  All right, boys, we want to wrap this up then and we'll, we'll
• 1:38:55
  hit the ask of that questionnaire the next time we
• 1:38:57
  have you on Brett. Sounds good here.
• 1:39:03
  Plug your Instagram. I was gonna say, well.
• 1:39:05
  We're we're, we're getting, we're getting there.
• 1:39:08
  OK. Love you guys.
• 1:39:10
  Getting there. No bit Jimmy.
• 1:39:11
  Wait, he's. Got to go like 35 more.
• 1:39:14
  Seconds. I was supposed to go like a few
• 1:39:15
  minutes ago. Like I'm on time crimes.
• 1:39:17
  All right, Brett, where can people find you on the social
• 1:39:19
  medias? You'd find me on the Instagrams
• 1:39:22
  or the Youtubes or the Facebooks, all at bodies for
• 1:39:25
  coli. Do you have like a website set
• 1:39:28
  up or anything to for? I might have a link tree
• 1:39:31
  somewhere that has all those links, but they're all connected
• 1:39:34
  via the meta and click around. I meant for like selling your
• 1:39:40
  artwork or anything. Now just just inquire because I
• 1:39:44
  was gonna get a website, you know, cuz it's like $20.00 a
• 1:39:46
  month for the website. I'm like that sounds tight but
• 1:39:48
  then they want like 2 years advance payment at once.
• 1:39:52
  Well, you know, like you're cheap.
• 1:39:55
  But you used to have a website for like your woodworking stuff.
• 1:40:00
  Did you not still have that or? No, I let that lapse a long time
• 1:40:04
  ago because I. Forgot.
• 1:40:07
  My ADHD took over, sure, but yeah I am working on trying to
• 1:40:13
  get a website back up to where they can actually go in there
• 1:40:16
  and like purchase whatever. So but we'll see.
• 1:40:21
  But As for right now is on, you know, TikTok, Instagram,
• 1:40:25
  Facebook, Youtubes, wherever so and like.
• 1:40:31
  Jamie. We will start streaming on
• 1:40:33
  twitch or something while I. Well, we will collect all of
• 1:40:37
  that from you and we'll throw it in the description of this
• 1:40:39
  episode and I go Facebook post about it so.
• 1:40:43
  Hell yeah. And we'll fucking tag the shit
• 1:40:46
  out of you when we do our we do our midweek post and then our
• 1:40:51
  Friday Hey the episode dropped go check it out post.
• 1:40:54
  Yep. Yeah, we like that so.
• 1:40:58
  Cool. All right, well, Brett, you got
• 1:41:01
  any save rounds or alibis from this colossal shit show of an
• 1:41:04
  episode? Yeah, it's great seeing you guys
• 1:41:07
  and talking to you guys again and like it's fun as hell seeing
• 1:41:10
  you all. 100%. Love you buddy.
• 1:41:15
  Yeah, I love you guys too. You, if you guys want to come on
• 1:41:18
  and we can do a paint by the numbers thing or whatever, it'll
• 1:41:21
  be fun as shit, I think. Oh fucking.
• 1:41:23
  Hell yeah, dude, we'd have a good time, yeah.
• 1:41:27
  Definitely so. But I'll get all your hair and
• 1:41:30
  let you guys do your thing and I'll shoot you all over some
• 1:41:32
  links somehow. I'll figure it out.
• 1:41:37
  So all right, I'll just pass Gavin.
• 1:41:41
  Damn dudes on Facebook. I'm like, here we go.
• 1:41:44
  We'll just stick around because we're wrapping this up anyhow.
• 1:41:47
  Gavin, save rounds, alibis. What do you got bud?
• 1:41:51
  Don't be an asshole and go crank your hog today.
• 1:41:54
  You deserve. It damn right.
• 1:41:56
  All right, Jimmy. Save rounds, alibis.
• 1:41:58
  Oh fucking wait. Silence.
• 1:42:02
  Is interesting. So that only applies in life
• 1:42:05
  saving situations. Yep, because it Yep.
• 1:42:10
  Now just you know. If you know, you know.
• 1:42:13
  OK, words of wisdom. Don't trust the fart after 40.
• 1:42:19
  There you go. That's that's how I'm signing
• 1:42:21
  off on this episode. But as always, this is your
• 1:42:24
  weekly reminder to reach out to the dudes, the goons, the guys,
• 1:42:26
  the gals, the folks that you went through the suck with.
• 1:42:29
  Keep in touch. Check on your friends.
• 1:42:32
  Check on your funny friends, especially because that humor
• 1:42:36
  probably fucking hiding something and funerals are no
• 1:42:39
  fun to go to. All right, so for Jimmy, who
• 1:42:43
  quit early on us, you fucking bitch for Brett, AKA Bodie
• 1:42:48
  Spicoli on all of the socials for Gavin.
• 1:42:51
  I'm Mike, and this has been another episode of the Three
• 1:42:55
  Damn Dudes podcast. We appreciate you guys and
• 1:42:59
  that's all we fucking got for this week.
• 1:43:01
  I think so K love you. Bye.
• 1:43:04
  K love you. Bye.
• 1:43:06
  K love you. Bye.