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Apartment Session | Son of a Boy Dad #145 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Alrighty, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Today it is someday. It looks like it's Monday, October thirtieth,
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  Speaker 2: Halloween Eve. For such a spooky, spooky day. Yeah, two
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  Speaker 2: days before All Souls Day? Oh what is that? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Just a big Catholic feast?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, very nice. That sounds like a good time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing for All Souls Day?
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  Speaker 2: Don't have much plan don't have much planned for All
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  Speaker 2: Souls Day? Did you get any trigger treaters at your
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  Speaker 2: apartment in this neighborhood?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: I never even thought about that, but there's a chance
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  Speaker 2: I could. Yeah, there's a lot of kids. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 2: always looking at them from this big ass window of mine. Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 2: there was someone dressed up? Is tonight the night?
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes they do it on a different night in our building.
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  Speaker 1: They did it like a night or earlier last night.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they like to do it a lot of
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  Speaker 2: the parents. I think like the they like to go
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  Speaker 2: before is that on actual Halloween they can get fucked up.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was because of the naughty mischief that
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  Speaker 1: goes around, the rampant murder that always happens on Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: It is a night of murder and a night of chaos.
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  Speaker 2: I will say, there's an episode of Louis where he
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  Speaker 2: gets like pulled up on. Have you ever seen that?
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  Speaker 2: When he's triggered treating with his his daughters and they
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  Speaker 2: get pulled up on and by like a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: like goons and goblins, and he like gets like horrified
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  Speaker 2: because like they're not letting them go and they're like
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  Speaker 2: kinda he thinks, like it's it's scary.
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  Speaker 1: It is either you watch a horror movie or you
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  Speaker 1: wind up in a horror movie.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly in the city you have. Really, you don't really
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  Speaker 2: know what's gonna go down.
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  Speaker 1: That's why it's almost better to be proactive about it
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  Speaker 1: and turn it into a horror movie for someone else.
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  Speaker 1: Torture the fuck out of a stranger.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just watched that. Uh, have you ever seen
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  Speaker 2: Trick R Treat. You haven't.
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  Speaker 1: What's it rated?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know it probably are, but it's it's like
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  Speaker 2: a parody I think on Halloween movies, but it's it's
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  Speaker 2: it's pretty funny. I I always went into it thinking
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  Speaker 2: it was gonna be scary, and then I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: this is just a complete like joke of a movie,
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  Speaker 2: and it's like, it's pretty funny.
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  Speaker 1: I used to only watch parody movies because it was
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  Speaker 1: guaranteed that there would be boobs in them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's titties in this. There always is titties
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  Speaker 2: charody movies. Yeah, because there's these like hot ass girls
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  Speaker 2: and they all turn out to be were wolves and
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  Speaker 2: they start ripping their skin off and they rip their
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  Speaker 2: titties off. It's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was hooting and hollering. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like euro Trip was a parody road Trip not
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  Speaker 1: another t movie. All the screen movies, screen movies like Airplane,
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  Speaker 1: all those.
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  Speaker 2: Movies had titties in them. Yeah, almost. What was the
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  Speaker 2: scary movie? Scary movie? Scary movie always had titties in them.
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  Speaker 2: I actually just saw that one scene on Twitter today.
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  Speaker 1: There's titties in it.
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  Speaker 2: There's the one where like the girls getting chased and
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  Speaker 2: the and the scream dude like rips her clothes off,
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  Speaker 2: run so the sprinklers.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why they always sprinkle that into a parody,
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  Speaker 1: but a parody and a parodies, my brother.
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  Speaker 2: You fuck gott to enjoy that shit through that. Nothing
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  Speaker 2: better than a pair of freaking d's.
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  Speaker 1: Very huge ass fucking perfect cloudy.
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  Speaker 2: D's, perfect titties, sunny d's. My building did trick or
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  Speaker 2: treating last night. Yeah, what'd you give out?
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  Speaker 1: So we ran out of like the chocolates that we had,
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  Speaker 1: and my wife started giving out Tutsi roll pops. I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't there, but I was on the phone with her.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, shut down, chop. No one wants to
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  Speaker 1: get fucking totsy roll pops. That's a disrespectful ass, shitty
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  Speaker 1: fucking it. You would be happy with a tutsy roll
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  Speaker 1: I would.
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  Speaker 2: Be happy with a tutsy roll pop. I'm also I
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  Speaker 2: don't eat hard candy the way that you're supposed to
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  Speaker 2: eat it. You're just crunching into it down at once,
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  Speaker 2: and Tutsi roll pops are one of the most satisfying
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  Speaker 2: ones to crunch down on.
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  Speaker 1: Totty roll pops are a long ass fucking like trip
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  Speaker 1: to a destination that has nothing going on for it.
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  Speaker 1: The touchy roll at the center of that is not
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  Speaker 1: a good snack. That's a shitty snack.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, because no one wants gum in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of their lollipop. It's not like good gum. No, you're
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  Speaker 2: thinking of a blow pop. I'm talking of a touchy
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  Speaker 2: roll pop. Blow pops are better than touchy roll popsy
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  Speaker 2: roll pops. Don't touchy roll pops are better. No, they
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  Speaker 2: just have touchy roll in the middle. That shit sucks,
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  Speaker 2: That's what it is. Yeah, there's just a better because
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  Speaker 2: I used probably swallow it and I thought it was gum.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, blow pops. I thought we're fine, And
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  Speaker 2: now no one wants to fucking have to chew piece
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  Speaker 2: of gum after they just work through a lollipop. I
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  Speaker 2: think get to the gum.
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  Speaker 1: I think you get to the gum and you're like, ooh,
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  Speaker 1: this is a little fucking snack. I can enjoy myself
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  Speaker 1: for like a half hour now, and this gum that
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  Speaker 1: will immediately lose flavor or like chew on the fucking
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  Speaker 1: stick like it's a cigarette, pretend to blow a little Oh,
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  Speaker 1: hold out, that's the dream.
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  Speaker 2: So Eddie, what do you think? What are you going
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  Speaker 2: to give that one? Alright? Sas? Who won this draft team? One? Two, three,
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  Speaker 2: four five? Give a better reason? Oh man, oh man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so easy to fall into the trap of just
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  Speaker 2: fucking ranking, just ranking foods. It's easy as.
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  Speaker 1: Hell ranking foods, ranking, I mean just or drafts ranks.
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  Speaker 1: Who could win this thing or that thing in a fight?
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  Speaker 1: In some ways, that's what Joe Rogan's empire was built on.
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  Speaker 1: That is true, a lot of debates, So who would
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  Speaker 1: win in a fight? Sas, the the thousand cockroaches you
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  Speaker 1: have or the five hundred mice you have.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen the traps? This house is the trap.
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  Speaker 2: I want to double check and make sure it's good. Like,
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  Speaker 2: there's it, the drafts ranks. Oh, it's clean as hell. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I said a double check because now we're talking a
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  Speaker 2: normal volume. Sometimes it's easy to do the check and
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  Speaker 2: we're like one, two, three, four and the full conversation,
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  Speaker 2: and it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, make sure you're on camera though, don't scoot
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  Speaker 1: too far away. But yeah, if people couldn't tell we're
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  Speaker 1: recording this from your apartment.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, barstool has failed us. No, they haven't. There's just
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  Speaker 2: a lot of technical difficulties and we're in the we're
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  Speaker 2: in the works of getting a new studio. But until then,
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm gonna well, I'm not taking over, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: just gonna do that. I just decided to do this
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  Speaker 2: one because I want to have good audio, because I'm
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  Speaker 2: a Those people are getting.
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  Speaker 1: Mad, and we're like, get mad at us. At least
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  Speaker 1: let it be on us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It got to a point where it's like everybody else
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  Speaker 1: is in control of it, and it's like, Okay, if
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  Speaker 1: we fail on this one, that's one hundred percent on us.
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  Speaker 1: And if we succeed, we expect to be paraded through
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  Speaker 1: the streets on people's shoulders like fucking Rudy. If we succeed,
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  Speaker 1: we want to be like Jesus walking into fucking Palm
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  Speaker 1: Sunday with people fucking falling at our feet.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, if people saw the setup that we've got going
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  Speaker 2: right now, I mean, this is the camera right now
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  Speaker 2: is balancing on a box of trash bags.
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  Speaker 1: A box of trash bags on top of what's that
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  Speaker 1: other thing.
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  Speaker 2: Be beds, yeat sheets, and also the every minute that
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  Speaker 2: we're live, another day of my laptop's lifespan goes down.
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  Speaker 2: Because this thing is working. It's loud right now, dude.
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  Speaker 2: It's buzzing like an industrial air traditions. I bet, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: two hundred degrees. That's gonna burn through the couch. Feel
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  Speaker 2: I swear to god, feel it. It smells like steak
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  Speaker 2: in here because it's sitting on the leather right now.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like you're cooking a medium rare porterhouse right now.
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  Speaker 2: But it's good.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you have to do to get this shit
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  Speaker 1: going yourself. It is when you first got sound going,
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  Speaker 1: I felt like.
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  Speaker 2: Well it was defeating because I did it. So I
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  Speaker 2: did a test on Friday with the sound and it
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  Speaker 2: was like crystal clear hopefully, like what this is going
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  Speaker 2: to sound like? And uh, this is live right now.
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  Speaker 2: We're just doing a ghost live stream to make sure
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  Speaker 2: it sounds good. When it I felt like a deaf
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  Speaker 2: child hearing his mother's wall. Dude, I blacked out, oh,
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  Speaker 2: out of celebrate. Out of celebration. I went to the
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  Speaker 2: stand and I was just like telling everyone and they
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  Speaker 2: were like, dude, we do not care. I went up
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  Speaker 2: to the bouncer at the stand and I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: so look the audio. I finally got it to work.
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  Speaker 2: It's been like such a work in progress. All I
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  Speaker 2: had to do is just go to best Buy and
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  Speaker 2: grab a cleaning up on the side of the bar, Like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: no one cares.
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  Speaker 1: Did you do at least find the sound guy to
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  Speaker 1: talk to him about it?
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  Speaker 2: No, dude, Joe.
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  Speaker 1: Sound guy's never had no not even Joe. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about the actual sound guy.
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  Speaker 2: For the you. Oh no, there, it really isn't one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh there's not. I mean there's everything's probably already just
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  Speaker 2: set up. But Joe, if it was one, it would
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  Speaker 2: be Joe. I think Joe does the sound there. But
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  Speaker 2: I told him. I went to a Halloween party on
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  Speaker 2: Saturday and he was there and I was just three
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  Speaker 2: in the morning. I'm just like, and yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 2: all I really needed to get was the kamlink and
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  Speaker 2: the Zoom recorder, and it was pretty It was just
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  Speaker 2: as soon as that, it was good. Yeah, it's good
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  Speaker 2: to weaponize a little bit of your autism. And so yeah,
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  Speaker 2: get you purned in the right field.
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  Speaker 6: Should do.
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  Speaker 2: When you fix something like that, it feels like you
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  Speaker 2: just completed like a lego set.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a manly sense of accomplishment. That shit is
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  Speaker 1: embedded in our DNA, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great feeling.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you would It's the same type of feeling
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  Speaker 1: that they must have got when they're like slapping adobe
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  Speaker 1: on a hut, or like catching a fish or killing
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  Speaker 1: a fucking bison or some shit. You basically killed a
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  Speaker 1: bison by doing this, You basically are feeding us for
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  Speaker 1: for weeks, and the other tribe couldn't kill the bison.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, You're like wearing the bison jacket,
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  Speaker 2: like beating your chest in the fucking wilderness. Little's damn
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  Speaker 2: feels good as hell. So yeah, we apologize for the
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  Speaker 2: fucking blank ass background. Some people are definitely gonna prefer this.
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  Speaker 1: I bet it's it's nasty, it's grimy, like we're really
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  Speaker 1: it really looks like we're in the trap. And I
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  Speaker 1: cannot stress the amount of insect repellent, roach killer. Oh, Like,
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  Speaker 1: there's shelves of it, like a BJ It's like a
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  Speaker 1: Sam's club. There's industrial stocked up. There's more like per
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  Speaker 1: capital liquid ounces of that than anything else in here.
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  Speaker 2: Even the Michelo.
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  Speaker 1: Ultras and the butt lights over there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a night on Saturday or Friday that
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  Speaker 2: those are for Friday. Well, after I got after I
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  Speaker 2: did my spots, I was done by a nine thirty,
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  Speaker 2: So I went home and I played video games with
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  Speaker 2: my buddy Matt until like four in the morning, and
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  Speaker 2: we just got hammered, and then I woke up like
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  Speaker 2: really hungover, which sucked because I was like, dude, that
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  Speaker 2: was a night that I was like, I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 2: home and not stay out. And then I still got
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  Speaker 2: hammered and ended up feeling worse than I usually do
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  Speaker 2: when I go out. But that is an awesome Friday night.
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  Speaker 2: It was. It was very fun. We come dub on
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  Speaker 2: Apex the first game on.
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  Speaker 1: Basically you are the fucking primal Oh yeah, big time
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  Speaker 1: killing the buffalo, getting your wind like fucking dancing by
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  Speaker 1: the fire at night. Also, you have a bundle of
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  Speaker 1: firewood up there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is that was there when
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  Speaker 2: I got here. I think it's like for show. I
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  Speaker 2: think it's like you put it in. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: The dude who lived here before had a much different
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  Speaker 2: setup than I've got. Surprisingly, it's the inmistakable smell of
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  Speaker 2: like the inside of a hoodie when you walk in here.
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  Speaker 1: But I went nose blind to it already.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a it's not great. It's pretty messy.
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  Speaker 2: I actually it was way worse before. I just took
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  Speaker 2: all the clothes and just threw them on my bed.
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  Speaker 2: So there's just a mountain of clothes on my bed.
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  Speaker 2: Except for that way, there's just piles everywhere. All I've
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  Speaker 2: got is just piles.
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  Speaker 1: You got to be the Stevie Wonder of nose blindness.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 1: No, are your other senses getting stronger because you're so
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  Speaker 1: nose blind.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: There's a smell that comes from the fridge, and it's
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  Speaker 2: been there since I got here. And when the exterminator came,
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  Speaker 2: he said that it was there was a dead mouse
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  Speaker 2: behind the fridge, and he pulled the fridge out, couldn't
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  Speaker 2: find anything. So then I put a baking soda in
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  Speaker 2: there on a plate because I'm supposed to absorb the
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  Speaker 2: spin of tracks. The dead mice see it into shit.
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  Speaker 2: And then I pulled the refrigerator out and I gassed
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  Speaker 2: it with fucking anti rat spray, and that again didn't
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  Speaker 2: didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Anti rat spray Yeah, it's a big thing. And I
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  Speaker 1: know we talked about this last time, but I forget
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  Speaker 1: is that a real fireplace?
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  Speaker 2: Like could something come down? Is there a chimney? Is
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  Speaker 2: there a flu? There's definitely something in there because there's
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  Speaker 2: like a T shirt like stuffed up there to probably
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  Speaker 2: I assume stop mice from coming, But yeah, there really is.
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  Speaker 2: There's like there's five mouse traps right here. There's one there,
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  Speaker 2: there's two there, and then there's one here too, just
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  Speaker 2: in there, and then there's two in there, one back there.
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  Speaker 2: What you catch, bro? Yeah, so I haven't caught a
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  Speaker 2: single mouse though.
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  Speaker 1: They're just they're wise your games.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the dude he sealed up all these
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  Speaker 2: holes and I think they're just gone. I haven't had
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  Speaker 2: any problems.
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  Speaker 1: There's an enough there's just enough for them to like
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  Speaker 1: kind of eat around, you know, they don't have to
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  Speaker 1: go digging. There's there's enough pringles everywhere. I would just
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  Speaker 1: treat myself with some pringles.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's usually not. There's like I try and keep
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  Speaker 2: it gets messy, but there's never like actual like food,
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  Speaker 2: Like I'll make food or I'll order food and I
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  Speaker 2: take it, I throw it out in the hallway. I
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  Speaker 2: don't leave it. I don't leave it in my apartment
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  Speaker 2: because I don't.
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  Speaker 1: You don't fuck with that shiit.
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  Speaker 2: No, I can't do it. I can't have the fucking mice.
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  Speaker 1: It's like attracting bears because.
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  Speaker 2: I also sleep on this couch a lot. Dude. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I slept here last night. Do you curl up or
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  Speaker 2: you go long ways? I go long way.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as I sat down, I and like stood
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  Speaker 1: back up. It was like a grilled cheese. Dude, there
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  Speaker 1: was just come fucking stuck to me.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're beating. I'm not camp eat off on here, dude.
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  Speaker 2: When the lights are on, we're in like a fish
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  Speaker 2: tank right now. If you walk by my apartment when
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: you leave and the light is on, you can see
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: me fully just in here because there's no curtain and
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: it's a big ass window and the lights are on
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: and it's dark out. Rod. There's a curtain, Rod, but
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: the person who left must in the curtain. But I
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: like to sleep in here sometimes, so I like to
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: watch TV. I started what's it called band of Brothers
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Band of Brothers last night, and I, dude, I swear
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: to God if the audio fails again, I'm enlisting ill
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: I'm too old. Yeah, dude, you're f you're F four. No,
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not at four. I don't even I don't even
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: know what that means. What does it mean. I have
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: no idea that there was. In the beginning of Bandon Brothers,
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: they were talking about how there was four dudes in
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: their town that were f It was like at F
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: A or F four or something like that, which I
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: think it means you're not allowed to join up, you're
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: not allowed to enlist, and they all killed themselves. Yeah,
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: because they everyone wanted to go to World War two.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: So bad World War two, dude, it's crazy that, like
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: you think of like like that Chris Kyle dude, they're like, dude,
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: he had like one hundred confirmed kills. Those guys were
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: getting a hundred confirmed kills every single day there. I
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: saw that.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Did you see that finish sniper that was just making
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: his rounds on social media? He was making he was
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: just like mowing people down.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not surprised he didn't use a site like he
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: was just he was afraid of they were all insights.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just like fucking looking off into the distance.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: And he lived until two thousand and two, he got
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: shot in his jaw. It was just hanging off, but
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: he was like the most deadly sniper of all time.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: These guys are fucking beast.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Those dudes don't like in the Obviously, I know the
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: show is probably a little exaggerated. Maybe not, though, I
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: mean it sounds like the things. I don't know a
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: lot about World War two because all the war movies
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: that I watch are I like to watch the modern ones.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: But Band of Brothers fucking sucked me in instantly, did it.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: But the reason I never got into it was because
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Mooke's been telling me to watch it forever. But the
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: reason I never got into it originally is because they
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: do these like interviews in the beginning, and I was like,
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: oh shit, it's a documentary, and I turned it off.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: And then I realized that those interviews are literally thirty
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: seconds long, and then it goes into the show. They
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: just start off as credit. So this movie at the beginning,
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to fucking read. So the first time
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: I watched it, I gave it thirty seconds and turned
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: it off. So I must have not been in the
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: mood for a documentary that day.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or to hear an old guy talking.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's fucking it's a good ass show.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Those old guys got stories to tell too.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: They do most of them. Just they cry, which is understandable.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was fun, crazy. It's all about them
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: storming the beaches of Normandy.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Hollywood must have been licking their chops too, because they
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: could just cast all white guys. They could just cast
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: all famous white guys with impunity and a.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Couple of white dudes who like looked Jewish but none
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: of them were.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Oh so is there is there like, are there soldiers
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: who are Jewish? Or is it concentration camps? I have
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: never watched the show.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: They're soldiers who are Jewish, but they're like, not it,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: just like you look Jewish and they're like, I fucking
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: hate you, and then that's it. And then it's like
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: they're not even Jewish. Oh really, Yeah, dude, I hate
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: all this Jewish hate that's going on, though, Bro, stop
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Jewish hate.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: We got off Asian hate.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: We got to put an end to it. No, no,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Asian hate's back. Jewish hate, we have to stop. Jewish
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: hate is the one that.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Is back in full swing. Stronger than ever.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Asia is fucking booming. It is crazy. How like
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: when we record with Colin he.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Is just like it'll be like you filthy juice.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you'll like flame you. But now it's like
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: there's actual anti Semitism happening strongly in the world.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Did you see that commercial yesterday? I was probably did
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: you watch this the late game last night? No? She
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: was so bad, but just the commercial. No, No, there
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: was a commercial. The commercial was fine. It was a commercial,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: fucking you know. The commercial said that Jewish hate is
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: up like three hundred and eighty six percent, which I
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: don't know who's keeping track of that. Yeah, Like who's
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: like did someone say like, hey go they go up
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: to me and they're like, I hate you, and then
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: you got a calls number and be like there's another one.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Report it you against Jewish hate. Make sure to call
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: the hot line. Like I'm picturing someone keeping score like
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: an autist at.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: A baseball game like clamor yeah, filling out their their
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: box score. Dude. That video of Frank yesterday was this
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: They're blowing, mind blowing and the the edit that Quigs
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: made was like one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: You didn't see that one.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: So what the video was was it was like a
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: full scream vertical video of Frank the tank and like
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: eight mascots.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: And wide angle too, there was like one hundred mascots.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: They were feeling every ounce of the screen like it
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: looked like a like one of those claw pits, and
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: all the stuffed animals are there, like it looked like
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: a billion stuffed animals all jammed into the same frame.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: And they're feeding him like yogurt. Yeah, it was like
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: ice cream like yog Yeah, and they're feeding it to
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: him and they're making out with him. It was dude,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: it was Someone said it looked like a one of
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: those scenes from The Grinch, and it did. It truly did.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: It looked like one of the scenes from like that
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: when Jim Carrey was the Grinch.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: And and then one of them kisses him on the mouth.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: It's like horrorties. Yeah, it would be like a Tim
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Burton type of movie or some shit like that, just
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Frank and a bunch of mask gos, a dissociative movie.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was fucking hysterical, crazy time.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Damn. But I might get into I should get into
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: the Band of Brothers. Bro. I like it good, a
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: little war action.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I texted Mook today and I was like,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I finally started it and he was like, dude, I'm
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: jealous that you get to watch it for the first time.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: And then he was like, also, once you finished that,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: the Pacific is pretty much just the sequel to Banded
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: brother So I'm in now, like, now I gott a
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: fucking I gotta show again. Yeah, it's such a good
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: feeling to have a show.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: So I have a show like that without a fucking
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: bitch in your ear being like, this is scary.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: To be fully honest, I actually don't think there's been
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: a single girl in the entire show. Yeah, I never
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: thought about that until now. I'm like three episodes in,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: which is like three hours, and I don't think there's
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: been a single because we're women not allowed to serve
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: in World War two.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think so well. I could serve fucking apple
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: pie truth true, that a milkshake, but they were.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think there's been a single woman in
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: the whole show. But there's a lot of pussies tall
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: dudes in here except for these bitches. One one pot
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: that was one of my favorite lines.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Well, my dad was growing up.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: His best friend was named Michael Saunders. And I'm not
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: sure what.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Uh wait, year it was or what war that they
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: were in that my dad was Probably dad was in
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: the war.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: No, No, he wasn't.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: But my this dude, Michael Saunders, he tried to enlist
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: in the army. Yeah, and they told him he couldn't
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: enlist because.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: He was too short. Oh yeah, it's not surprising. How
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: old was he or when was this? Because in World
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: War Two, I think if you had like no arms,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: they'd be like, yeah, just get in there, here's a gun. Sound, yeah,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: we need want to issue on defense. The Shield people, yeah, dude,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I mean they literally like they're the whole the whole
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: first episode is about them training this one group of
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: uh people. They're called uh fuck, I forget what they're called.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: They're air they're in like this airborne squad, which is
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: the people that jump out of the plane. Are you
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: talking about pilots, parachuoters, paratroopers, paratroopers. Yeah, but they're the division.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Like it's like you could they got out of the option, Like,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: do you guys want to enlist in the the army?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: The Navy or Airborne or the air Force, and everyone
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: was like what the fuck is airborne? And then like
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: all of them ended up enlisting in Airborne. But uh,
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: the whole like first two episodes is like them like training,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: and they're like they had like the most brutal training,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: just like constantly running up this fucking mountain back and
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: forth like every day. And then like on d Day,
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: like all all of them died. There's like five of
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: them left. Now they're an incredible shape. Yeah, it's crazy, dude.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: They're all flying in and like out of nowhere, all
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: the all the planes are just getting shot down.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: And now it's like one hundred and forty dollars to
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: do that workout in Los Angeles, the normandy workout, run
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: up and down a hill one hundred.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: And fifty times. Yeah, jump into the water, get shot
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: in the chest. It's pretty crazy. That dude from fucking Friends,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: isn't it. Not the one that just died. The other
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: one Swimmer. They have a swimmer, Yeah, swimmer, so.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: He's really he's Jewish?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah in real life, right, swimmer Swimmer. I don't think
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: he's Jewish. In the show, Oh no, he is, he is.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: That's that's what the whole thing is about, because they
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: all mad and they're like, I'm not fucking going out
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: there with that jew or they call him a crowd
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Is that a slur?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Crowds is a German though, Yeah, but I yeah, you
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: can say it. You're allowed to say it is crowded slur.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but it's like wapp or guinea. Oh okay,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: it's like start for Yeah, it's for white people. Yeah yeah,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: well it's kind of ours. Yeah, it's kind of our
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: little thing. True. We can say it anytime we want, So,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: crowd's German, it's not Jewish. Yeah, okay, yeah, it gives
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: a fuck. Then you're fucking dirty crowds. Yeah, fuck the crowds.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Well not now. Now the crowds are leaders in engineering?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Are Germans like still up to trouble? Because I remember
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: seeing like a tweet or some shit and they were like,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: there's a tweet a while ago and it was like
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Jewish hate is at the Jewish hate's up sevens. Like
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: it was like Jewish hate is the worst it's ever
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: been in Germany and everyone was everyone was like, are
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: you sure about that? That just can't be true? What
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: would be going on? In Germany right now, that could
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: be worse than it was in the nineteen forties. Everybody's
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: just not acting on it. They're just feeling the hatred
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: and they're just boiling. Yeah, fist clench, like fucking absolutely
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: steamed about it. Yeah, can't be.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: It can't be at all the time highs. But I
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: did see like disturbing videos of people like looking for
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Jewish people or whatever.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You see go on social media. There's a lot of like, yeah,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you see. I wish everyone would just
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: get along as well, how I feel?
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Me? You and the fucking coach of Oregon. Do you
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: see his video? What did he say? It was about
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: like the mass shooting and he was like, can we
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: just solve this? It was it. It was a good video.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: But then of course in the comments everyone's like, this
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: fucking asshole, not me, though you were into it. I'm
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: a big fan of him.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: My wife's mom visited this weekend.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: The in laws. You know how that shit is. I
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: know how that goes.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: She's uh tapped in on Fox News for sure, oh yeah,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: or just the news. But she lives in Pennsylvania. Rural
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Pennsylvania and so her perception of New York is like
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: she's like, we're like when she came up on Friday,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: she was like, were there protests? So like Thursday, like
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: what was going on with like the protests? And I
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I saw a couple some pro Razio,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: some pro Palestine. She was like clearly concerned about it.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: They went to a.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Broadway talking talking to the mic.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: They went to a Broadway play, and then like on
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the way back from the Broadway play, all the traffic
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: in the city shut down. So they went and walked
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Bridge. Yeah, and at that exact time, like
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: a like a pro Palestine protest shut down the entire
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Brooklyn Bridge and there were nine thousand people on the
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Brooklyn Bridge.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: And it was like, every how did I not even
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: hear about this?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: The bridge was closed while she was on it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: The bridge was closed. She was walking on like the
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: footpath along the top and there was no traffic and
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: coming the entire other way, and so like in her uh,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: in her like the mind of like.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: What could happen in New York was like exactly what
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: was happening? That sucks? She was fucking bugging out that
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: is dude, getting locked on the brook How long was
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: she on the bridge for?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I mean she was walking the other way so they
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: couldn't drive across it in the traffic.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: You could still walk, you could wow, Okay, okay. I
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: thought she was like they were like everyone staying on
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: the fucking bridge. That would be terrify.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: People were flying, but it was even so it was
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: scary because like everybody walked to cross and then like
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: all the cops I came across behind it, and I
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: was like watching from Brooklyn as the entire bridge was
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: shut down. Like they tried to drive up to it
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, we'll just walk across. It'll take
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: like forty minutes or something like that. And then like
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: her worst fears, Like it was obviously a peaceful protest.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: But she was like she was like afraid. No, that
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: shit sucks, dude.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just a massive inc I've been on that
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: bridge when it's been shut down, Dude, that shit.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I can't even I didn't even know they could shut
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: it down. It's such a busy bridge. There was like
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: ten bridges, but there was also nine thousand people. Nine
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: thousand people on that bridge is nuts. Yeah, it was
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: fucking packed. I guess it's a big ass bridge though, dude.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I was in a I was in Queen's with Gardini
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: and I. We were I was doing his podcast that
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: is never going to come out, and uh, I don't know.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: He just told me they're not putting it out. They're done.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: They ended. They ended the podcast what like literally like
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I recorded the episode. In the episode, it was me, Gardini,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Big Chrissy and h our buddy Rowie and we did
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: two episodes. We did the Patreon and the regular one,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: and then like I just found out like a week later,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Guardian he was like, oh, yeah, and it's never gonna
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: go out, which sucks. And I was like, why you, dude,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: what do you mean it sucks? I don't know. He
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: just said, like, can't put it out. I think they
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: had like a I don't know, something between him and
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: his host, him and Chrissy. Yeah, well they're not doing
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: it anymore, damn because he's moving.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: I think he's moving, and I think they just like,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it sounds ominous. Yeah, I don't really know.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: I don't have an I don't really know. He just
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: told me that they're done. Did one of them start
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: eating chips in the middle of an episode. I can
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I know, we need to kick fucking Francis off the show.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: He's done.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Guy had to have his barbecue legs.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Francis is actually in the Dominican Republic. Yeah, you see
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: him walking on the fucking walking sidewalk or standing on
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: the walking sidewalk. Oh he did that.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: What a piece of shit, dude, he tagged me in it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: What a slovenly piece of shit.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Got me fucking fired up, I'll tell you that. With
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: his broad shoulders, broad ass shoulders, and his.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Happy ass disposition, I know, his glad fucking disposition.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Francis got banged up on Wednesday. What do you mean
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: after our show?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Oh you guys went out.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a bunch of the gronies like ten.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: That boy loves his negronies.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like. He texted me the next day
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: and he was like, dude, that was the most fun
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I've ever had. No, he texted and he was like, dude,
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: that was so fun. Like he's just just like a
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: friendly dude. He is so like a golden retriever.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: He really is just an affirming like, yeah, we're having fun.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Were we having fun. Yeah, we're having a good time.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: It was a good time, though, Damn, where'd you guys
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: go to the stand? We went to the stand and
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: then I went to the cellar with him. Had a
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: freaking had a crew. Oh great hang, I mean just
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: the hang of the just a hang that you read about. Well,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: where did you sit the comics table? No? God, now
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: set in a booth by myself. I just texted Francis
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: the whole time. I said, what are you guys talking about? Now?
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Looks so fucking fun over your phone on speaker, flip
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: it fish down. No, it was pretty busy there, luckily,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: so it wasn't any goats in there. A couple of goats.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I saw David tel go iced coffee in hand, just
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: fucking posted up. And I didn't that I did. I
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: hit outside for a little bit because I was like,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: this is too much. I don't like going there at all.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: It makes me very uncomfortable.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: What about that area where like you can go around,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: pass the chains and go back up and smoke cigarettes.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: All of them stand up there and smoke cigarette.
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: to work on your game is bound to make any
• 28:32
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• 28:36
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• 28:40
  Speaker 7: Bold athletic styling, a commanding presence, award winning tech, an
• 28:44
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• 28:49
  Speaker 7: will put a smile on your face no matter how
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: your scorecard shakes out.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: It's like outside of the stairs.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, No, that's where David tel was,
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: was he Yeah, it's the fucking stairs. I know.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I can't take the stairs like a fat guy.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: To be a fly on the wall man. Yeah.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Brother.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: They tell you about how I had someone on this
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: street the other day come up to me and they
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: were like, you know where the cellar is? No, never
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: been to it, never heard of it. You're asking the
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: wrong fucking dude. Dude. That's like asking Michael Jordan where
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: the fucking Madison Square garden. I was like asking Patricks, like,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I know where the stands at. They got a great,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: great lineup tonight hot shows.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Tonight was it on Tuesday?
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: It actually was on Tuesdays? Yeah, my way to my show.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Should have told her. I was like, yeah, go to
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: the cellar. I was like, you guys are gonna have
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: a fucking blast, Like come with me, man. Yeah. I
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: asked them who they were seeing, and they were like,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I have no idea, Like we're just going to a show. Yeah.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: People really don't know now, they're just trying to show
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: up and see some fucking get some laughs.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah I am too, though, true feel that I had
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: a ship ton of shows this week.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: And then I just yesterday, I just watched ball all
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: day here watching here oked. Yeah, Bro, why don't you
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: ever invite me over to watch ball because you were
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: in fucking Philly. No, it wasn't.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I didn't go until the nighttime. I watched the Eagles
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: from home.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, good win by the Eagles. AJ Brown? AJ Brown,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I mean that dude is unbelievable. I swear to God.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Remember like when we watched it at your place and
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: I was like, every time I've ever bet on AJ
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Brown to score, he hasn't scored. Since he hadn't and
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: then since then, every time I bet on him to
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: score he scored. He's on a torrid page right now.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: He's the goat. It's like him and Tyreek Hill own
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: the league. Yeah. Patrick Mahomes fraud where were you didn't
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: show up? Yeah, I didn't watch that game? Was it sick?
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Dude, it was awesome? Yeah? Are you watching red Zone
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: or what do you watch? What I watched? I watched
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: the Patriots on the TV until like three minutes left
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: in the fourth and then they just started getting like
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: they were taking like cheap shots of the Dolphins players,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I turned this ship off. Then
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I think I put on the I think I put
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: on the Jets versus the Giants.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Do you have every game?
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: What do you what are you watching on? I watch
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: it on?
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Well, I have Red Zone I put I usually put
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: red Zone on my laptop and then put a game
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: on up there. But you know what I don't like
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: is sometimes red Zone is either ahead or behind mm
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: so like they'll show a touchdown that I haven't seen yet,
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: or they'll show it like ten minutes after I've seen it.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: But yeah, red Zone is good.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: I like that.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: But dude, way too many games at the one PM.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah nine goals? No teams have buys this week? Yeah,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: because you're a fucking ballhead. Nine games like I can't
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: and they're showing many games I don't care about. I
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: don't care about the fucking the Titans.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: That's why you need to get deeper into fantasy, so
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: you care about all these fucking different.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm done. My fantasy team's over.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: But Will Levis is a uh Will Levis from Penn State.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the Titans guy. He's the Titans guy. Now
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: he's basically a son of a boy dad fucking he's
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: basically on the show with us. Yeah he may as
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: well be. I'm basically us do my fantasy teams. I'm
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: not even kidding. It's over. No, it's not. Kirk Cousins
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: got hurt.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have multiple oh, Richardson and richards.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I have no quarterback. I had to put in like
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: a wager to get a quarterback, and it's like the
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: backup Vikings quarterback.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to uh trade you a quarterback?
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: No, it's not even worth it. I mean that lead's over.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: No one even fucking pays attention. It seems like it's
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: just like me and Smitty, You and Smitty. I beat them,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: i'd be I'm in third place. I'd be Kenjack. He's
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: in first place this week. Yeah, I fucking snuff them.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I fucking smoke them. I suck every single week. I
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: go into the game one on like Thursday, and I'm up,
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Like this week, I was projected to win by like
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: twenty points.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: That you're in the playoffs, what are you talking about, bro.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I'm one of my last. No, you're in the playoffs,
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: but I'm last to make it in.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But the I mean, Hank and the PFT are
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: so shitty that it's just a it's an eight team
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: race for six playoff spots. Yeah, you're You're fucking in it, bro,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that attitude from you.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: I'm fucking done, man, No, dude, I should have done
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: multiple leagues. You know What's It's crazy that the NFL
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: players can do fantasy but they can't do uh gambling. Gambling. Yeah,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: It just slippery slope.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: They all have themselves on their fantasy league. It's hilarious sometimes.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I mean sometimes you get like, are you gonna draft
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: yourself first round and make the rest of your team suck?
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Like if you're like a fifth round pick, guy, you're
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: gonna draft yourself first round? Now you don't, so then
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: what if someone drafts.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: You before that?
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Like, what if someone drafts. You fourth round here, a
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: fifth round guy.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: But it isn't like the whole reason that you're not
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: allowed to gamble, because like then it could affect the
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: game and you could be like, well, I'm not going
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: to sack this guy because I don't have it in
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: my parlay. But like what if you're like what if
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh shit, that's the tight end that I
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: have on my fantasy team. I'm gonna let him catch everything.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Like I know that probably never happens, and I know
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: it probably wouldn't even happen with betting and putting fantasy
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: or if you win in fantasy, you get nothing. You
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: don't think they're putting money on that. But per gamer
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: for the whole season, the whole season, do you guys
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: probably have like fifty thousand dollars buy ins?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: No way, no one has a fifty thousand dollars buying
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: You don't think dudes in the NFL have big like
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Dave and like all those MLB players definitely don't have
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: a fifty thousand dollars.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Buy in, But those do. Those guys aren't ballers the money,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: but they're not big ballers. That's like Mike Trout. They
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: are ballers and so what, so you can bet on
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: other sports because like Lebron's throwing his picks out constantly,
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: is he You haven't seen that? I think you can
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: now picks the picks James, that's what we're calling them.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I think that NBA players, I think there's a new
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: thing where they could talk about gambling this year.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: That's cool. Good for them.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it should be. I mean it makes a lot
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: of sense. They're all going to get out of the
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: league and like start pitching gambling shit.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Has it always been like this? Has it always
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: been like like, has gambling always been this big? No,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: it just got legalized recently, you know this. Yeah, but
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: it was legal in like Vegas. Yeah, but it was
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: only legal in Vegas and you had to go to
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Vegas to do it. So I think it was big.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: But those people were still betting. So but like it
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: wasn't like you weren't seeing the fucking ESPN pre pre
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Sunday show and out there picks.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: It was illegal, like they would be like they would
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: be like shady about it, maybe like put it in
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: parentheses you couldn't talk about it.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: That makes sense, Yeah, because it's just like everywhere now,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: it's all you see when you're watching like ESPN. It's
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: just like and it's like some fucking hot girl and
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: she's like, I'm gonna take the under on that game,
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: I think, And then you're like, all right, I'm definitely
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: taking the over, dumb bitch.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: No.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: But it's just like any Vegas probably knows you're doing that.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Vegas is probably telling her to put out the correct pic,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: and everyone's like, I know more about football than her.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: She doesn't fucking know.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: For It's not even I was I was making a
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: joke about the girl, but there's like one hundred girls.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: I don't even know who they are. But it was
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: more like any of those people, like those fucking dudes
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: in the suits and shit, and I'm like, I don't
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: trust any of you. Yeah, they're also not giving me
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: the picks that I want. They're not giving me fucking
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Saquon Barkley to put up two in the first That's
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: what I want to see.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Did you get did you put AJ Brown for two touchdowns?
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: No?
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: I had them for one. You gotta treat yourself. I
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: had AJ Brown for one. I had Christian McCaffrey for
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: two and I had Jamar Chase for one and that hit.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Did you hit as good as as last year?
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Because I lost all my one PM games? Fucking idiot
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: and Saquon didn't score, which really fucked me. I felt
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: bad though, because I gave Guardini my picks, because like
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: I gave him my picks last week and he was like,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: holy shit, you're the best old Now I know why
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: the fucking POD's not coming out. Yeah, we're actually not
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: gonna associate with you anymore exactly. Yeah, you don't know.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Shit about football, so we're gonna go ahead and distance
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: ourselves from you.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I felt bad because I gave him two picks yesterday
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: and that was where the two's that they were the
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: two the ones that didn't hit? Did why'd you want
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: to give him too? Why didn't you give him everything?
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Because I put in a ton of really stupid bets?
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Got it?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Did? Were you pretty funny on his podcast? You can
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: run back any like good stories that you had if
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: you want to.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: No, I don't remember doing I don't remember saying much.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: I was very hot. I remember that, Oh yeah, I
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: was sweating. They had a it was it last week you?
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Last week was unseasonably hot last week was in the eighties.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Oh man, it was fucking hot out this weekend, and
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I was furious you were mad. I loved it. I hated.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: I wanted to be cold, dude. I like, this is
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: the weather where I'm like, I was like, I'm gonna
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: walk to my shows, get outside, I'm fucking drenched and sweat.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Had to go into the bathroom and wipe my face down.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, you were that sweaty. That's fucking gross, dude.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: We were in like the first quarter of the Sixers game.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Joe beat is just drenched in sweat, like so early
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: into the game. It must take so much sweat to
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: cool down, like a three hundred pounds seven dude to
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: like change his body.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: These guys are fucking giants, and yeah.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: He's in great shape and he just must be fucking
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: like it must be gallons of sweat coming out of
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: him every single game.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I love the videos of those dudes, like uh or
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: like the NFL guys when they take their helmets off
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: and there's just steam coming off of their heads. It's insane.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: We're like Zion Williamson, you know who that dude is. Yeah, Like,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: imagine how much he sweats. Yeah, probably imagine how much
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: a defensive tackle or like an offensive tackle sweatsurting game.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: They gotta be losing pounds and pounds. It's fucking insane.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: And that's just you walk into the cellar in fucking November. Yeah, dude,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I sweat like a fucking psycho duck pig.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Dude. Earlier today at uh at uh wor.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: A stool at the stool, Frank the Tank, we were
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: like shooting something with Joey, like this Thanksgiving thing cooking thing,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: and Frank the Tank like leaned.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Over to me and like muttered to me. He's like, yeah,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: this sales team really can't sell anything. It's like this
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: sales team is having freaking trouble selling anything that I do.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: He like muttered to me under his breast. He's like,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I'm having better better luck with Jenks selling my stuff
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: for me than the sales team, Like, yeah, they couldn't
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: tell a Bible to the pope. Frank, Dude. I don't
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: know why, but like Frank recently has just been like
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: fucking killing me. He's so funny, right, yeah, dude, Like
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I haven't been like seeing him
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: as much.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: No, he's just on one but.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Like kinny Frank, He's like, yeah, in shape. He's like,
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: uh Frank, Yeah, dude. The video that he did with
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: the bear was one of the funniest things I've ever
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: seen mascots. Yeah, no, the bear, the actual when he's
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: at the aquarium and they have the Grizzly Bear. You
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: didn't see it, Oh, dude, so funny him. He's like, well,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: he's like, I think he's sitting there. There's like a kid,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: a little kid, and a mom next to him, and
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: he's sitting pressed up against the glass and he's talking
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: to the bear and he's like, what are you guys
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: gonna do this year? You gotta fire the coach, you
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: gotta clean house, get a new GM, maybe try and
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: get first pick next season. And then he goes and
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: this is the best part. He goes and what are
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: you gonna do about John Morant? He just switched to
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: a whole different league. But still it was so funny.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I was just talking to the whole bear community. Bro,
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: he's so funny. Bro. We need to have him on here,
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I know, we do. I don't know how that would go.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: We should, we should do. I mean it would go well,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: you and him are get along. Well, yeah, and me
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: and him are always walk into your apartment and start roasting. Yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: He would sit in the middle of the couch. It
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: would fucking fold up like a fucking dude. This seat
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: right here is just I'm engraved, and I know you
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: sit hard on this bed. I sit on this thing
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: like like when I when I when I sleep on this,
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: my my back is lower than my legs. That's probably
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: good for your handstrings and your probably circulation. You're like
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: in a hammock I now, but it's fucking.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Oh man, dude. On the bike ride over here, I
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: biked down from the stool, it was fucking awesome, just.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Like it's a fucking isn't it a fast ride? Five
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: minutes And it was in the middle of the day.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: There's nobody on the street. It's like four lanes wide.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just like fucking zooming down the street and some
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: guy was crossing the intersection and uh, it was nowhere
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: close to him.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I was like maybe fifteen feet away from him. The
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: bike went went wide of him, and he.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Was like, don't forget the red light, like tried to
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: roast faster. I took a half second and I just
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: yelled back at him.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Wow. And then and I knew it got to him,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: and so he he like started uh, he like started
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: yelling and brawl. He's got a bike break, bike brawl.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: He started yelling back at me. He was on a bike,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: he was just walking walking, and so he started yelling back.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: He started yelling on the back at me, and just
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: like way louder, I just yelled again Wow. But by
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: now I was on my bike and I was a
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: full block away from him, like and I like realized
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: that I was just like baby screaming on a bike.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Like I'd entered like a different block where it was
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: like a whole new group of people that could see me.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: And I was just like, whang, yeah, I'm fun asshole.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I'm a fucking psycho.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: That's the good thing about living in New York. Though.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: No one even I bet no one even turned their head. Yeah,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, you could be at least you're not
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: one of those dudes. That's just like Jesus. We all
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: need Jesus, priests, lawyers, teachers, fathers.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Jesus in like a fedora where with like a big
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: sign and like over their shoulder, like public address system. Basically,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: they're just fucking have a speaker attached to their body.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been big on the fucking biking walking train.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I can't do the ubers anymore, dude. Well, I just
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: can't take it because it's the average car is going
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: seven miles an hour and it's so slow, dude, and
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I get car like I don't get carsick normally, and
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: now I'm getting carsick in the Ubers. It's so sick.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I mean living in Manhattan, bro, I don't think I
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: would ever not walk.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I don't think some places where you kind of like
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: like or never not walk. Yeah, but like like what
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: do you mean, like you take the train or walk.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Or walk or bike everywhere. Yeah, it's so nice to
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: be outside into walk.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: It's fucking incredible.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: There is some places though that it's like kind of
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: like a pain in the ass to get there by
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: like train if it's too far. But I guess, yeah,
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: biking wouldn't be the worst. Biking in the winter's tough, though.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: You got to get those fucking uber Eats gloves that
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: they have those big those for like a fucking week though. True.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think this is gonna be a
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: long winter. I don't think that's what people are saying.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: People are saying this is gonna be the worst one
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: in a while. Did the thing see his shadow? I
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: think it's yeah, Mother Nature saw her shadow.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: And she says she's gonna drop those titties on the
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: fucking world.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, because fucking dude, Denver got like already got
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: like a shit ton of snow.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Denver and Upstate New York do whatever the fuck they want.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Upstate New York, that's fucked.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Every Buffalo probably has like it's probably over for Buffalo.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: They're gonna have a cataclysmic like apocalyptic event up there
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: in Buffalo, and we're just gonna be down here chilling
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: with like seventy degree days.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Buffalo didn't. Like thirty people die in Buffalo last
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: year from a blizzard. That's crazy. They always have nine
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: feet of snow. Yeah, it's always nild. I don't even
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: know you could, like in this day and age, I
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: feel like we should be really minimizing natural disaster deaths.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: They're not the They're more than coming. There's oh yeah,
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: big time global warming.
• 43:42
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• 43:45
  Speaker 1: disasters are starting to explore. Oh yeah, they're becoming nomadic
• 43:49
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• 43:52
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• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Like, dude, a tornado in New York, Oh, Mike, that
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: would be unreal. That would be terrifying.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: I would. I used to have a big fear of tornadoes. Same.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen like the fingers of a tornado touchdown?
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: No, I've seen like what what we've gotten? Like tornado
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: warnings and shit, my cousins when they lived in Illinois,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: they would get tornado warnings constantly. Dude.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I remember being a kid at my uncle's in Minnesota
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: and he was at an apartment building and five I
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: saw five tornadoes like the fucking hand of God, like
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: the fingers of God, like off in the distance. It
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: was the scariest thing I've ever fucking seen in my life.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Multi level buildings, Yeah, but do they you see
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: you ever see a building I think everyone thinks of
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: like I think, maybe maybe I'm wrong, Maybe it's just me.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I feel like my fear of tornadoes comes back from
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: like Wizards, Wizard of Oz, and I feel like that's
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: gonna happen.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: To me, Like my ey get sucked into color TV.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my whole entire apartment all of a sudden's gonna
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: start spinning and I'll be like looking out the window like,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: oh no, it was scary as a kid. But like
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: in that movie, it would be like the fucking uber
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: eats lady who Uber eats guy just pulled up like
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: he would be fine, but my apartment would be like
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: thirty feet off the ground just spinning around completely.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Structurally it would be fine, but it would get twisted
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: off of his access like the head of a lego.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: It would just get popped off and just be completely intact,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: not fucking leveled. Like when tornadoes come through houses, it's
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: like you every two by four is discombobulated from the
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: rest of the.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: House, like everything is completely ripped apart. And they used
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: to say there used to be that thing where they
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: would be like, you know where the safest play of
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: the safest place of the tornado is the eye, like
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: the center of the tornado. It's like that, no, and
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: in the middle of it through the barrier to get
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: to there, Like it's imagine, dude, that like it up
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: until like probably like the last five years. If there
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: was a tornado like right there, my first thought will
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: probably be like, I gotta get to the center of
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: the spitch. I gotta get to the eye on I
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: gotta run straight through this thing and get to the middle,
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: like like getting in the like a revolving door. Oh yeah, just.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Jumping in like when the time was right, Like you're
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: getting in in double dutch, like real quick through the
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: fucking side of the tornado to be in the eye
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: and just shuffling alongside with it. Yeah, you gotta get
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: to that eye.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: It just can't be the safest place. There's no way, well,
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: you cannot get to it. How do you know there's
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: no way to get to it?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: When people will be like it's like the calm of
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: the eye of the storm, Like you come out of
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: the storm cellar, and you look up and it's like
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: completely calm. Yeah, but as you're actually in the eye
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: of the storm, how do you get into the middle
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: of the storm.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: How big is the I I don't know. I have
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: a very warped idea of what tornadoes are becase I've
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: never really seen one in person. Like I always imagine
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: that the eye of a tornado is like the size
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: of my finger, like you like when I used to
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: like when I used to draw tornadoes. The bottom of
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: it would be like a pig. Yeah, a tiny little dot,
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: and then it gets wider.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: They were so fun to draw with the Tasmanian devil
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: coming out of.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: It or some shit like when you really learned how
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: to draw them though, because I used to do them
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: where I would just go like that all the way down, yeah,
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: and then it would just kind of just look an
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: upside triangle, right. But then I learned how to do
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: it with the circle. Oh, the circles on top of
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: one another. It's like sonics ring that one.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: That one incredible, incredible to doodle. People make livings out
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: of doodling, dude, yeah, big time. I don't mind a
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: doodle at all, dude, I love I.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Mean I used to be. That's all I used to
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: do in school was just doodle constantly. I would just
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: write my name fast. What were your what was your
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: best drawing a cube, a helicopter or a tornado. I
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: was pretty nice at shoes shoes Yeah. Oh I could
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: do Bart Simpson for a while too, the.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Whole his whole body, just the face, because uh they
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: did they say MG, like the mac groaning for the ears. Yeah, yeah,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: or that Simpsons like that.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Oh no, Homer, I could do Homer, because Homer, it's
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: literally just and then you're done. Yeah, yeah, so I
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: could do that for the listener. He just drew Homer Simpson.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I assumed everyone was watching. But always forget
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: that most people don't watch. Listen. It's eighty and we've
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: been doing you guys at disservice, and we're sorry about that. Yeah,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: but not anymore. Now this shit, there's a good chance
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: that we go back and listen back and around, like
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: the thirty minute market just fucking tanked.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we actually die and we're like covering above our bodies.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: A tornado struck and we were ripped limb from limb.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I wonder what to talk about tornadoes.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I wonder what we do with this, Like, I wonder
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: if we have to fucking take this thing down and
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: edit it, or if we can just put this bitch
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: right up.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: It'd be fire if we could put it up.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, we'll be able to put it up. It's
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: recording on the zoom on the pod tract before and
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: then the Sony seven to three and the kamlink just
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: a little bit of kam lingo, just a little bit
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: of camlink. Yeah, we're just gonna fucking dude. That was
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: honestly a great feeling going to Best Buy and they
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: actually had everything I needed? Did you ask one of
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: their experts? Now, you just went around and found it,
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: went around and found it myself.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: That's man, bro, you're a hunter gatherer.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it felt good. You're a forager. Yeah. And then
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: I went to fucking uh Guitar City, the Guitar Center,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, which I don't know. That place is
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: a weird vibe. It's a lot of dudes who are
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: clearly on like oxy cotton, like yeah, like white oxy
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: cotton dudes, and they're like, yeah, I'm about to put
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: on my first album soon. And they're like just buying
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: like a million dollars worth of equipment.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Oh the people who are shopping, yeah, what about the
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: people that are working there?
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: No, all of them are autistic. Literally, every single person
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: that works there. They're like pod track for rolling around
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: my head back right, that's where you're gonna want to
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: find it. I show up just furious and I'm like, yeah,
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get the Do you just have a
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: pod track? P four me scanning? That's literally what it's
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: like and then like men, Yeah, it's like, dude, you
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: would expect the best Buy people to be more autistic.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: The dudes a guitar center blow them out of the water. No,
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: the best By dudes are like the best By dudes
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: who are like the best studio engineers. They're all just
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: like a Drewsky character. Just the dude posts up against
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: the wall, just swinging the fucking lanyard around his hand,
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: like what do you want? I'm like, could you unlock
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: the camlink four K for me? Bruh? Do you want
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: this one? Should I get it? Like? Because they're always
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: in the middle, Can I help you, sir? I caught caught.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I caught one of my boys working at best Buy
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: one time. It's always just the meanest can I help you?
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: But I caught my boy working at best Buy and
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: he was like, he was like, what do you mean?
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: You caught him? He never told me knowing that's so funny.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: The studio engineer, my boy geez, and we we caught
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: him working at best Buy. Because you're in the rap game,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: no one wants to say what your real job is.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: He like made beats. He was a studio engineer, and
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: we caught him at best Buy and he was like
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: like annoyed at us and like sheepish about yeah, yeah,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: I'm sure, but I was like, so can you help
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: us though? Yeah yeah, And they all they all make
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: you check out with them because they get like a
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: discount or some shit. They so they got a fucking commission.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: I think they get commission over there. I think they do.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: I think they get a small commission. But I got
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: fucking oh man, they got They tried to get me
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: on that credit card so bad. I had to flash
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: the credit card. I had to flash the MX platinum.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: I was like, dude, what do you think you think
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I want the best Buy credit card?
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, look at this thing. Also, I need
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: to use this to get my.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Absolutely shocking that best Buy is still in business, that
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: you can like still go to a store in the
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: city and be like, oh, I need a fucking adapter
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: azos up at night. Yeah, I mean it's crazy, but
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: it was packed, like everyone's there.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I made it people. I mean, it's fun to go
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: in there and look at all the TVs.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: It's fun to be like, oh, what's the difference between
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: these TVs?
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and streaming is huge. Now. So it's a bunch
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: of There was a dude in there just walking around
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: with like a samurai sword and a camera guy and
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: he's like, I need to get a fucking hard drive
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: or some shit. And it's like that sucks that I'm
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: trying to do the same thing that he's doing because
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: you'll never reach the Yeah, now that guy did you see? Like, no,
• 52:57
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• 53:00
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• 53:03
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• 53:06
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• 53:09
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• 53:44
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• 53:48
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• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my that's my Wand people always get surprised.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: They're like, dude, how do you travel with a fishing rod? Bro?
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: And this is what I'm talking about when I say
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: I don't want to travel with it. It looks like
• 54:00
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• 54:02
  Speaker 1: No, it looks like a fucking dick in a ball.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: It looks like I'm traveling with a monster dildo. Yeah,
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: it looks like but with like that has a sack,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: that has a pouch for its sack. Yeah, it looks
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• 54:17
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• 54:22
  Speaker 2: I'm talking dildos, But like, what are the dudes that
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• 54:27
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• 54:41
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• 54:44
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  Speaker 2: that's fun to carry around the airport, especially in New York. Yeah,
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: in New York, you walk around with it and people
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  Speaker 2: are like they're they're like holding their kids back, They're like,
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• 55:02
  Speaker 1: like full outfit screaming on his bicycle and going down
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  Speaker 2: pouring out, and I'm like, ubering to go to a
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: spot and there's just a line of people outside of
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Joe's Pizza, just waiting in the rain, and I'm like, guys,
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: it's not that good. Is Joe's the place they went
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: on friends? Oh? It might have been well, bruh, don't
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: tell me. I can't slipping up live like this.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking bro just got caught lacking badly. First,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: he didn't know Shwimmer was Jewish. Now you forgot about
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: an idea Joe's and Matthew Perry. You're gonna forget that.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Fucking Lisa Kudro played fobes.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Next, is she alive? Oh and thriving? Yeah, she's the
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: one that everyone said looks the best like and she
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: looks normal.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I think they all look Jenner very interesting.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Anison looks normal. And what's the other one's named?
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Corky Cox Forny Cox. She she had a lot of
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: work done, which is great. That's what you're into. Yeah, true, Yeah,
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: she looks fucking awesome if you if you like what
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: how she looks, if you're into that, that type of
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: look that she had. Truth.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've u I have nothing against friends. I do
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: feel like though, with some people with Taylor Swift, so
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: many people are liking Taylor Swift that I think some
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: people are just liking her because they're scared.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. I was never a big like
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: I hate friends person, Like, I know there's a lot
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: of people out there who like, are like really anti friends.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: I was never like that, No, you were like that.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: We actually had this conversation on the act because I said,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: I used to watch the show when I was little
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: and I thought it was funny. And then you were like,
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: name one fund anything that happened. Then I remember I said,
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: a funny episode, and you went, that's really funny. Yeah,
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: So Matthew Perry haunt him because you don't believe in
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: ghosts either, which is a bad idea because this place
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: is fucking haunted. How's that manifested itself? This apartment in
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: every way imaginable.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Chairs sliding across the floor, dude, shit.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Just flying around. What are the odds that was them? Dude?
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: That was literally a message from Matthew Perry. As soon
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: as I said that, something just fell off of me.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: That was fucking insane. I told you, dude, I hope
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: that was I hope that was audible. I swear to god,
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: I did not do that myself. Now, it was just
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: the case felt slid off of me. But still though
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: weird timing. I told you, dude, this place is haunted.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: I'll I'll be sitting here and I'll be laying down
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: like this. And for those who don't know who've never
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: been to my apartment before the uh, I thought that
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: was funny. For those who'd never been to my apartment,
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: that's most be what it's like doing like a like
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: a shitty podcast, because like the only people that are
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: listening out with your friends, you're literally talking to your
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: family members who are paying for everything. Those who don't
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: know who haven't been over here. There's a big hallway
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: right here, and it's the last time you gots hallway.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: It's a very spooky hallway, very very very thin walls
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: and very high and I'll be sitting here and you
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: can just tell like someone's watching me from down there. Yeah,
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: there's so many doorways to keep the kitchen light on. Yeah,
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: you have to a kitchen pooky otherwise you can't even
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: really call that thing a kitchen. Yeah, no one told
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: you life was going to be this way now, your
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: love life's doa true that we should stop by after
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: this and go pay our respects.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: A lot of people were out there.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Where did you see him? I saw a Gazzes story.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: I saw a Gazzes story too, gaz I guess lives
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: across from there and likes to shame the people that
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: just loved Matthew Perry.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Gazz and me are neighbors, so I guess I
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: can tell you how things are going for him. Yeah.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Hey, actually no, I walked down to your block, dude,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: that someone was fitting. You could see into their like
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: brownstone style house and someone was fitting a like eight
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: foot framed photo on the screen.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you definitely are, which I'm happy with. Like, this
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: is a I love this apartment. Poors person probably and
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: definitely worst decoors. And it's not close. There's really no
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: decore on the wall or like streaks. There's nothing on
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: the walls. I gotta put there like streaks and stains. Yeah,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: but it's just like, dude, I had one of my
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: buddies came over here and he was like, he's like, man,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: this is such a nice apartment. It's a chain that
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: you like just treat it like shit. And I was like,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: I don't think I treat it like shit. I think
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: it's just I don't have anything up on the walls.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: No, But it's like, I don't know what if I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: someone You're like your twenty two year old bachelor. So yeah,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: it is what We're not gonna be fucking getting like
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: a carpet and ship. I'm not. Or you could just
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: be like a a plant guy. Yeah, I thought about
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: getting some plants for there. It sucks because I sealed
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: that door shut so I can't open anymore.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you became a play guy, you'd have
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: to have the worst dick imaginable. You know, plant guys,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: you go over to a plant guy's house, you know
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: you're about to get some awful dick. Have you ever
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: seen those memes that say that, Yeah, you walk into
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: a house like this, you know you're about to get
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: the worst dick.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Pop. There's a bunch of those with the Saturdays Are
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: for the Boy's flag. Really Yeah, dude, My fucking my wife.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: When I first I found I was going through our
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: mugs at the house and when I first started working
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: at Barstool, she went to a ceramics class and uh,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: she painted me a Saturdays Are for the Boy's mug.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Well that was probably when Saturdays for the
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Boys was like.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: That was it was really popular and really popping. But
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: it was just so funny that she was like, he'll
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: like this, this is his personality now?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Is what he's into?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: She painted over like the lyrics to fucking Lose yourself
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: or something. No, he has a new personality now. Saturdays
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: are for the boys. That's hilarious. But are you girl
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: comes into a place like this, she knows she's about
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: to get the dick of a lifetime.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe When a girl pulls into a place and there's
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: just a stack of fucking laundry on the bed, completely
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: unwashed and unfolded, she knows she's about to get her
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: back bent out of shape.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: There's literally just like loose articles of clothing. There's a tie,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: a dress shirt, a Patriot sweater, and a blanket jacket.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: God damn, a sweater. What the fuck is that sweater doing?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: The Patriot sweater? No, this sweat, that's a that's a blanket, blanket.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: You can't even tell what it is. If I was
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: a mouse, I would be gunning for this area. This
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: little pile right there has mouse home written all of so.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: I used to think that was where they were, but
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: it turns out there in the kitchen, I wonder why.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: But I try and keep it pretty clean, like I
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: got I got my factors coming today and probably actually
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: hear right now? Do you see the box downstairs?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't, but I saw a perfect place for a
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: big ass couch clip.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Is doing crazy bro twist. My arm clip is fucking sick, dude.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: I thought it was a good I thought it was
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: a funny joke, and I think it is a funny joke.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: But it's like it every time I post something the barsol.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: People love to just assume that I'm just stealing jokes
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: from everybody. It's pretty crazy because I'm like, dude, what
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: do you think, Like, do you like I did that?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: I've been doing that joke for like six months? Like
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: do you think like you think I'm just like doing
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: it being like, yeah, this is gonna, this is gonna,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: this is gonna kill this bit that I just stole. Yeah,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Like I'm not fucking like I don't know everything's been done.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: You can take any joke and be like that's well
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: this person had a joke about that.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: There's nothing new under the sun.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Brother, No, but what can you do?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: I liked it, Yeah, I thought it was very funny.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think you can satisfy people by putting like
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: with it. With every joke you put online, now and.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: It's also just such a minority of people. But I
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: still just that's all I think about. Yeah again, then
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: I stopped Jewish hate bro speaking of minorities, and I'm like,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: I'm a worse I hate myself.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: You delete all your social media.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: I almost deleted the clip, but then I was like,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna ride this one out.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck? Yeah, people don't actually, like half
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: of them wouldn't even have the balls. They're just jealous totally.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: That's what mom used to tell you.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just jealous of me. That's what it is. Hell,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: they're not. Yeah, your mom should tell you that. I
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: mean not your mom.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Everybody's mom used to tell them that. Like, the kids
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: are just bullying you because they're jealous.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: That used to be like the number one even like
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: in this like when like everyone's like, well, the people
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: that are really mean to you, they're just jealous of you.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: It's like, no, I think they just hate you. Yeah,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: if they just think you're like deeply un funny. Yeah,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: I think they just think I suck.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: It troubles them to such.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: A point where they have to let you know, like
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: the jealous they're all posting the All their profile pictures
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: are like them with their fucking four kids, and they're white.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: I think they're looking at me, being like, I want
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: to live in a tiny apartment in New York. I
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: want to have mouse trap fucking I want my living
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: room to have fifteen different mouse traps.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: I want to have boxes of eye lotion fucking stacked
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: underneath the TV. What the fuck is that eye lotion?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: It's not eye lotion. It's lid scrub. Bro's for when
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: you get sties. What the fuck is the difference? It's
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: for sties? Is this a sty? No, you don't get
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: stys on the top of your eyelid.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: We just said lids grow.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: You got them. You got them like right at the bottom,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: like right at the end of your lid. I got
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: some trouble on my lid. I got trouble on my mind.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: I do have this. This is good for sties. I
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: don't have styes a lot. I had to stye once
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: and I had to get rid of it. And this thing.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: I bought this at CVS. It's fun to play with,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: That's why I have it out. But it's a little
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: warm compress you put in the microphone for like a minute,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: saves warm for like thirty minutes, and then.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: You bro, your dumb ass doesn't even realize you just
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: said you put it in the microphone wave. This guy's
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: been thinking about pod comedy.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Pod life by life, I've been thinking about this goddamn podcast. Yeah,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: you like the mic covers, the microwave covers, the mic covers. Yeah,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: I was just joking. I got I got more too.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: I got a red one and a green one and
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: a gray one. I I might throw the gray one
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: out though. We don't need that energy in here. Yeah.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: I hate fucking terrible energy. Nothing pisses me off more
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: than just some bad fucking energy.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: A gray microphone covers. Like having an AK forty seven
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: sitting in the corner.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Straight up, and honestly, I unders saying I was going
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: to make too b.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: You basically have a stack of AK forty seven's over
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: there with all those little the tiny notebooks that you have.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Those are comics. AK forty that's a comics arsenal Right there,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: my fucking weapon. You know that he's and he's stacked
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: up right now. I bring my weapons out and I
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: kill on the stage. He there's like the true artists
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: that I am. He goes up with like a Batman
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: belt with five different notebooks, a utility belt full of
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: five different marble notebooks that he can whip out at anytime.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: He knows where each one of them is.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: He can he can open them up blindfold to go
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: to any page, tell any joke, This is my rifle,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: this is my gun. They didn't really do any of
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: that shit in the World War Two. They didn't have
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: any of those like jingles, what's that some jingles? They
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: had some, they had some for like, but it was
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: never there was never the fucking like this is my rifle,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: this is my gun they probably had that.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: My favorite one is.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: I left my I haven't heard that one to join
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: the army. That's my favorite one. Raw, your mama's going
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: when you left. You're right, I don't know. I don't
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: know that one.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: These are fire.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: I gotta get in Caden. You don't know your cadence
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: is now. I got to get in on my fucking
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: on my military calls, and I got to I need
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: to learn. I've been trying to pick up some old
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: sailor lingo like what I just know the one from
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Jaws where he goes here's to swimming with bullet like
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: at women. I love that, and like the lighthouse here
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: is in the lighthouse when they're singing those songs. I
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: want to get ship faced at the bar and be
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: singing those songs. This looks like the most fun time ever.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Brovite me out to get ship faced. I feel like
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: you're getting ship faced with Francis. You're getting show. I
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: was getting hit faced with Francis because we were had
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: a show together. Bro, Well you and I have a
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: show together right now. You know what, I actually do
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: have a show at the stand coming up. When I
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: think it's like Wednesday, it's like a Wednesday sometime soon.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: If it's next Wednesday, I'm down to go. I think
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: it's next Wednesday. No, it would be in two wednesdays.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because next Wednesday is the barstool basketball thing?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Correct, no idea? Do we have to do that?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: I think it's yac basketball.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: But we're not even on the logo anymore. I know
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: they took us off the logo. Did you see that?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: But I saw that I thought that we were I
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: thought that we were boys for life. Yeah, me too.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: That's how they made it seem.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I wish they like faded us off like fucking like.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Every episode, it was a whole every episode. It was
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: a little a little more transparent. Yeah, we're disappearing like
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: the family and Back to the Future. Yeah, there's so
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: many shows and movie plots that are based on like
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: going back in time. Then the person like they turn
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: around and they're like missing an arm. They're like, I'm
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: you gotta go back in time like hot Tub time machine.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: That ship was equally as scary to me as the OZ. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: I actually think that happens in Wizards of Waverly Place.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: I mean I was about to say, don't it doct yourself,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: but that was the old addy.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: I don't live there anymore. I used to live right there,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: just to live right home, right on Waverley, And then
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Lena Gomez posted a picture right outside my apartment and
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: then you had to move. Yeah, it got too hot,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: got way too hot. Block was popping. You know who
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: they say, actually, probably shouldn't say that, Taylor Swift. No, no,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: not Taylor Swift. But uh, actually I don't really give
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: a fuck. They say that. Someone told me that Emma,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Emma Radakowski lives on this block. Emily Radakowski Emrada, Emma
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: or Emily. What's her name? Emily? I'm sorry, I don't know,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: fuck you?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Bro? I respect sorry, I'm not up to my fuck
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: I don't have fucking names down to the fucking super name.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Fucking perv like fucking Emily
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Radakowski shaped am Rada. There's not Emily Rada.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: No, there's exactly there's loads that are shaped like her
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: body right on this fucking couch. Dude, you've been jacking
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: off to her stencil.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: I know you have to just stand on that little
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: balcony and I just go Emma.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: But she doesn't know who you're talking about.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Where are you?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: She probably thinks that she was hoping that you would
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: say Emily, but she is it Emily or Emma?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: Emily reddickouse Emily? Okay, see that sounds good. Where are you?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I remember seeing she's like daya guy that everyone's like,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: he's ugly Eric.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Andre No, a different guy with Eric Andrey's not ugly.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: He's fucking jacked now, I mean he could be ugly
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: and jacked. No, it's literally impossible. Are you serious? Yes,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: I'm about to try and get jack then.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Wipe away my.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Ugly white boy bro going through his ugly phase.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, yeah, that's bad, bro.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: I'm joking, but.
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't hear what you said. But I am
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: going through a bad ugly face.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking dude. I I'd rather I'd rather be at
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: peace with it than I'm at peace with it, for sure,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: trying to deny my ugly face. I'm at peace with
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: myself right now. Nothing worse than thinking you're in a
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: hot phase when you're in an ugly face.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: I know I'm not in the hot phase.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: It happens to I see it happening two women folk
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: all the time. Oh yeah, they think they're in a
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: hot as soon as they are at fourteen, you think
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: you're fucking hot right now, but you're actually ugly as
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: fuck and awkward.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Get it together. Oh man, I love making fucking pedophile jokes.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: I even I wasn't going pedophile, Oh I was.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well that's I mean, I think you honestly, what's
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: the rule, like your age half your age plus eight,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: So I think you're actually good? Oh no, no you're not. Yeah,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: not according to the wall, half your age plus eight.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: That's like your age. Yeah, that doesn't work at all.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Half your age plus eight is what it's supposed to be.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: I think it's more of that's probably that's probably like
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: a pedophile's rule, or like dudes who are like don't
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: want to be considered pedophiles anymore. Yeah, half your age
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: plus eight, like a forty year old will get data, twenty.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Eight eight year old will be the youngest you could go.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Interesting, So for you as a twenty two year old,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: half your age would be eleven plus eight nineteen nineteen.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: Interesting. I'll think about that.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: It's such a perverted thing that people came up.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: It is really perverted. It's funny. Yeah, there are some
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: weird things out there that you just notice and you're like,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: that's weird.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: The rule of thumb, yeah, you know, the rule of
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: thumb is like you can't beat your wife with a
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: stick that's wider than your thumb. And now we just
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: say like, oh, I just keep that as a rule
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: of thumb.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: No I did. It's really about domestic abuse. That's fucked.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: That's crazy that they used to be like what people
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: would do, Yeah, just go home and get to smack him.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: They'd wear shirts, I said, wife they wear shirts that
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: were called wife beaters. Yeah, wife beaters is hilarious. All right,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: all right, I guess we'll end on that. All right,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you on Wednesday,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: and we'll.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Try and get it started a little bit early on Wednesday, right, Yeah,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: we'll just start technical problems, bacon. If there are technical problems,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: hopefully we'll be starting writing on normal three o'clock. And
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: if there's not any technical problems, tune in and check
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: us out early.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Yes. And also the good news is that this was
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: If this comes out, well, that means that Wednesday will
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: be the same quality because this was recorded on a
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: private live stream.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: But also we uh, it took us a second to
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: get us to get up and run over an hour. Well,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: so we want to make sure that we're starting over
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: an hour early so we can be on time for
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: a three o'clock stream. We're not trying to be an
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: hour late for the stream.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Sounds good, dude. We could also like read the chat
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: with this. I wonder if we can fool around, we
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: can do some cool shit. You can like put stuff
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: on this because this thing just you can just move
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: this bitch, ew what I guess that would have been easier.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: I could have just moved me a little bit to there,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: so then I could have sat like this. Damn, you live,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: you learn, all right. Thank you guys for listening. Goodbye,