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Comic quest ep 12: the gangs back together · Comic Quest

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_04: Here we are again.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_05: We are four comedian staffed in the land at Dungeons and Dragons.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_05: How are we gonna get back home?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_05: We don't know.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: Whoa!
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_08: This is Comic Quest.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, and welcome to episode 12 of Comics Quest.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_05: Are you serious?
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_05: That's great.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_05: Alright.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_05: You're killed.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: One at a time.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: Wait.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_00: Nice.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_05: Excellent.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_08: Groovy.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_05: Today, well, they're calling in Blackfriars, you know.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_05: Absolute hubbers.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_05: Hubbber Scottish Comedy.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_05: It's a great venue.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_05: If you want to come and see live comedy in Glasgow, you've got to go to Blackfriars.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_05: Also check out Bad Sister Venue.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_05: There's live podcasts, there's football, live music, anything you can really want.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_05: They've got it on at bad.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_05: But now into the episode, so you've all done your individual episodes last week.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_00: I hear you guys went to sleep.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_08: Well, on the on the travel, I think I got some shut eye.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_08: As soon as I heard the option of a full rest, I took it.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_08: Sorry.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, so did I.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_08: I was in the I was in the little cage.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna go to sleep, and then I thought, no, the boys will have explored and and gotten to mischief, so so will I along the route.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_08: Nope.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_08: The boys just took some well.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_00: Did they also smell like piss, or is that just me?
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_05: No, that you're the only one who sat.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_05: I can't wait to fucked up.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: That was given to me.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_00: That was that was that was written.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_00: No?
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_05: You smell a piss, Fanny.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_05: You said I said you got knocked out, and then you went, have I shot myself?
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_05: Don't give him ideas.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_00: A reasonable first question.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, but you're giving him ideas.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: When you wake up from a blackout, you do your checks.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, what kind of blackouts are you?
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_08: I've usually have I committed a crime.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_08: That's your checks.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, my shit.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_08: Do your checks.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_08: Did I rob a desktop?
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Tom mass texts his entire thing, his entire contacts list.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_08: I got a lot of coffee grinds, but no receipts.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_08: Who did I call last night?
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: I wake up and just go, who shit my pants?
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_05: Did you guys?
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I wasn't even going to make you shit your pants, and then you were like, no, I'll roll for that.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_05: You really have brought that on yourself.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: I just want to say I have no memory that I think I was blacked out while recording that episode.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_08: My my main memory of the solo episode was the whole time I thought to myself, this is a really good episode.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_07: And I'm making really fun choices here as a role player.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_08: And then after we finished recording, the first thing, Liam just went, You did none of the stuff that I had planned for you there.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_08: And I was like, oh fuck, I can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing that I've just gone so so astray.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_08: I think that's your whole life, Garrett.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_08: I've spent two fuck.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_08: That is too, that's too profound for this time of day.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_08: But I was like, did that annoy you that I went to do?
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_05: No, well, no, because it's just guidelines.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_05: So if you go off and do other things, then that's part of the game.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_05: But Tom, Tom was the only one who actually stuck to task the most.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because I've fucking original.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_08: I love this game.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_00: I just hear when you talk, I just hear sheep.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: You just follow along with whatever Liam wants to do.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_08: That's all I hear.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_08: A Canadian sheep, man in the background.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: Gareth and I we're we're coming up with things Liam wouldn't even dream of.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_08: Did I tell you I played this in the 80s?
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: Are there two Toms in the room right now?
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_10: There sure are.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_05: So I'll recap and let you all we'll recap all the episodes.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_05: So I've got this in chronological order because the episodes it's like a Tarantino film.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_05: You've all done different things at different times and they're interweaven.
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  SPEAKER_05: What happened first was Kate and her carriage left first, then Kate slept Fanny.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_05: Fanny slept for two hours.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_00: I missed that too.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, Kate shit herself, not Fanny.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_05: Fanny shot herself and slept for two hours.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_05: Then she woke up, she asked the guards to clean the shit up with water.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_00: I said, this is bugging everyone.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_05: No dignity.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_08: So can you clean me?
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, I've been eating goblin food for the last time.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_00: It's running right through me.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_05: So Fanny used the distraction of the arse cleaning to escape and she ran into a forest, she turned invisible, then she climbed up a big tree and met a pseudo-dragon called Rufford.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_00: He's got some fucking attitude, let me tell you that.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_05: You're getting Rufford at some point as well.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_05: They then together decided to tame a giant goat and ride it to Noverwinter.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_05: While this was going on, Tom went for an eight well, not Tom, Bill Futler went Bill Futler went for an eight-hour nap, arrived in Notherwinter, and got put in a jail with with Shawn Michaels.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_05: When Tom when Sean and Mike Wow, when Sean and Michaels.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_00: You're you're fucked up, yeah.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_08: Take a breath.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_08: Don't be nervous.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_08: You got a little bit of sun and it's not.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_08: We're all friends.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_08: The people high on vitamin D.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_05: Bill and Sean got taken into the jail while that was happening.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_05: Don Baldree arrived in his jail cart.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_05: He then turned into a spider, jumped through the holes in one of the cages, and ran.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_08: That is the last smart thing Don will do.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_05: He then ran down a drain pipe, but not fully, he just kind of sat in the drain pipe as cover.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_00: I've heard a nursery rhyme about this.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_05: Well then a bugbell warrior came with a bucket of water and threw it down the drain, and Don Bouche got washed into the sewer.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_05: Instead of running away into the sewer, Don climbed back up the drain pipe.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_08: So I thought that's the last thing they'll expect me to do is go back up.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_00: Well, they don't know you're the spider, right?
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_05: No, I think it's not a big deal.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_05: They did, uh they watched him turn into the spider.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_08: Well what?
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_08: The guard?
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_08: The guard.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, yeah.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_00: So you're turning into the spider was effectively.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_08: I mean he got me out of the cage.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_08: Good.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_08: But I also thought, like you did, no one's gonna see a little spider scuttling out the thing.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_08: But they all did, apparently.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_08: Because Liam ruled well.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_05: So well, then what happened was the guard that originally threw the bucket of water down the drain stay kept looking down the drain, so when Gareth Don Baldree came back up the pipe, he was like, he's there.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_00: A spider sneaking around.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_08: I know.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_08: And they're like that's the same show.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_08: I know.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_08: How would you know?
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_08: How would you know?
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_08: I had all these questions.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_08: I wish you were there, you guys were there.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_05: While the all the shouting was going on downstairs, upstairs in the jail, Bill Futler was making friends with a cobalt called Mika and charmed a guard called Doug.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_05: He also introduced himself to a werewolf called Credence and set a plan with Mika to escape the jail.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_00: You made so many friends.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_00: I ran into him.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_08: Hold on, hold on.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_08: No, I'm sorry.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_08: I'm sorry.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_08: I need to.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_08: Did you even try and escape and get free?
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_08: I or did you just I totally sent your fate into the dude?
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_08: My I thought I escaped so well, man.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_10: I fucking charmed that uh the guard, got him day, give me the fucking key.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_10: And then I fucking uh hung out with this cobalt dude who said he knew where there was a lot of shit.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_08: And then and then I was like, what's this psycho doing in here?
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_08: And fucking werewolf dude, and then and then I was like, so what I said to the guard, I said in 30 minutes after we escaped, let this gun go.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_08: And then he fucking that's so then that I don't know where he is right now, so but then I was like, Oh, I have no idea where he is, and I know we don't want a werewolf on the list.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_08: We don't want to be yeah, that's funny though.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_08: It's jeopardy, you've added jeopardy.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_00: So the werewolf, he's constantly a werewolf, he's not man turns into it.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_05: So well, the way werewolves work in DD is they can shape shift by choice, okay, but also when the moon comes out, they go a bit mental, and that's what happened.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_05: Because Fanny, when she arrived in uh Neville Winter, she ran straight into the werewolf and had to run away.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_00: And then Liam was Liam was like, You want to fight him?
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, No.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_00: Obviously not.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_08: Obviously not.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_08: Obviously, uh weirdly, no, I don't actually.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_00: And Liam was like, Oh, I thought you were gonna fight him.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_00: What have a woman clean up a band's mass?
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_00: Not again.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_08: Wow.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_00: So then you say, Well, you let him go on verbatim.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_08: Can I ask you a question?
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_08: Yes, you could ask.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_08: Um am I the only one how my game ended.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_08: Am I the only one that knows about that?
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_08: Well, I'll get to that.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_08: Damn, I really wanted to be the only one that knew about that.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_05: So then what happened was while Fanny was hiding from the werewolf in the diamond district, Tom entered some tunnels called the Awakened Tunnels that Mika the cobalt was using to smuggle stuff into the castle.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_05: Bill had to answer some questions.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_05: One of them was what is a pansexual?
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_08: He ace that wow, I'm so fucking proud of you now.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_05: Fucking eye fucking he's learning, buddy.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_05: The next question was what is ethical non-monogamy?
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_05: That one I ace that as well.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_08: I didn't even know that one, I guess.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, someone's been googling.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_08: I just swear to God, I was ethical monogamy.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_00: Trude, what is this?
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_08: What is ethical?
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_00: Would you be is this crazy?
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_08: I've heard of this thing.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, Trude would go, no, we're not doing that.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_08: Unethical, she's into.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_05: And then the final question was Is it okay to have a pussy palace while you're married?
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_05: And again, Bill Futler fucking nailed it.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_05: Phenomenal, Bill.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_05: Phenomenal.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_05: I'm so proud of you.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_08: And that was all guessing.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_08: Don't say don't don't make it worse.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_08: We've said we're proud.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_08: And you're like, yes, this is this.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_08: A V C all the way down.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_00: Let me tell you, I've learned nothing.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_08: And I am not better for it.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_08: And I will never be.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_10: Go live your own lives.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_05: Well, this was going on.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_05: Don Baldree befriended a rat called Ashley Cole and created a rat army.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_05: A rat fucking army.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_05: And rode through the streets of Notherwinter as a spider on the back of a rat.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_05: Cool as spider.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_05: How big is a spider?
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_05: How big is he as a spider?
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, dude, you're this big.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_05: That's like a big grapefruit for those listening.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_05: Pretty big spider.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_00: I also saw that, but I had no time.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_00: No, all of a sudden it was just like you see a train of rats and a spider, and then they go.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_00: They go into a sewer.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_00: And I just again I was like, I don't have time.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_08: Do you want to fight the werewolf?
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_08: Do you want to fuck about with the rats?
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_08: Because this is what the book was.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_00: I was still running.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_00: I was still running.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, that's so funny.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_08: Avoiding.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, funny.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_00: I just wrote on a goat here.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_00: I'm tired.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_05: I haven't slept.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_05: At this point, Fanny uh released the goat into the city to cause chaos and made her way into the castle.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_05: Werewolf now.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_05: Well, as she entered the castle, she saw guards and everybody running about in chaos.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_05: That was because Bill Futler had made his way into the castle, killed a cook, killed two guards, and was running through the castle.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_05: So savage.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_08: An hour ago he's like answering a pansexual is.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_08: An hour later, stabbing everything.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_08: Die cook.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_05: At this point as well, Don Baldree enters into the palace via the toilet with his rat army and bursts into the throne room.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_05: Then Bill Futler bursts into the throne room as well.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_08: You saw it as well.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_08: Fuck.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_05: Fanny the only one.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_05: Fanny went to hide in the dungeons where she bumped into some cultists who were watching the throne room through a magical projection.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_05: Fanny walked into the magical projection and then landed, falling through it, into the throne room in front of the throne where Sats Taz, the owner of the Chuckle Bucket company.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_00: And let me tell you, Liam really had to force me into that throne room.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_00: Let me tell you, he had to be like, Are you sure you don't want to check that out, maybe?
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_08: No, Liam.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, this guy has come full circle.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_00: Have you been watching some YouTube videos?
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_08: Well, no also has contacts.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_08: Whatever.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_08: Do you?
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_08: I'll do me.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, I I I remember being so excited when I came up that pipe with my rat army, and Liam said Taz was sitting in through.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_08: I fucking lost it.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_08: I was like, that was like a fucking return in wrestling.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_08: I popped.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_08: Like I proper was like that.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, who's that?
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_08: When he said Taz, you were like, who's that?
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_05: Fanny got told about the rule of Notherwinter being Taz within like the first 20 minutes.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_08: Oh that's just so it's uh and didn't clock.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, that is that is another funny thing I could bring up on the podcast.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_08: Is uh I mean this is maybe bad for breaking the fourth wall, but and you can edit out if you think it is not relevant.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_08: But uh we recently launched and we just started our social media and everything, and I spent a day going through all of our Instagram profiles to like start following people from the podcast.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_08: And initially I was just battering down, like I'd go on Kate's thing and I'd go, Who's who are Kate's followers?
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_08: Well, now we're following you to make you aware of this.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_08: If you like Kate, you're gonna like us.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_08: If you like Tom, you're gonna like us.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_08: So I was just doing that, and then fucking thankfully, I did come across some real life people that are featured in this game, and I went, Yeah, let's not follow.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_08: So I didn't just go, I'll pass that one.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_08: It was quite funny seeing the real life people that may or may not be involved in this game, or an homage to I just went, heck, just slowly didn't press follow on there.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_08: Well, I know as soon as we launched it, now every all my algorithmic DD t-shirts and everything.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_08: Yep.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_08: Then I saw the one t-shirt and I went, I don't like that.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_08: Kind of ordered it.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_05: So now you're in the throne room, you're in front of Taz, uh, who I'll tell you the other, because you've basically all gathered sidekicks at this point.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_05: So Mika the Cobalt is with Bill and Sean.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_05: Fanny has Rufford the pseudo dragon, who's like a mini like kind of cat-sized dragon.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_05: He is sitting on Fanny's shoulder.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_05: Obviously, Dawn has I think it's between 30 and 100 rats with it.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_05: But I still don't know that's that that's Dawn yet.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, I don't know it's Dawn.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_08: All I know is there's a spider.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think you have a feeling.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_00: You have a feeling.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, I know.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_08: You're about to.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_08: Why the fuck are they about to do that?
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, you're about to when the spider when the spider screams at Taz, where's my weed?
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_08: You might have an idea who it is.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_05: The spider can't you need to turn back into dawn.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_05: Spiders can't.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_00: Well, when I turn back into dawn, you're gonna kill at least five rats when you humanize on top of them.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_08: Two rats.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_08: Who gives a shit?
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_08: Dawn switches so quick.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_08: I was so happy to have a rat army, and now I'm like, I could kill five rats.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_05: Who gives a shit?
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_05: Tazer just sat on his throne, so it's up to you as well.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_05: You just go from here.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I think I first say like Taz! No, I say buddy.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_00: Say hey guys, are you fucking you're okay?
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_00: Well, hey, hey Bill, where the hell is fucking Don?
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_08: I haven't a clue, but let's kill that spider.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_08: Okay, that's that's my cue.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_08: That's my cue.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_08: Can I transform back into Don?
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_08: Are you gonna jump off of Ashley Cole?
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_08: I'm gonna jump off of Ashley Cole.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_08: Is it Ashley Cole?
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_08: Ashley Cole.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_08: So you just called it the footballer Ashley Cole.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_08: There wasn't even like a near, oh Ash Ling.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_08: No.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_08: Okay, so I jump off of former Arsenal Chelsea left back rat version, Ashley Cole, and I uh transform back into Don.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_08: There you go, and Don appears in front of all of you.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_08: Whoa, freaky.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_08: Not freakier than the mini dragon or the fucking yeah.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_09: Well, what's uh hey guys?
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_10: This is Mika.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_10: He's got a lot of shit in the layers.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, oh my god, uh, I think we embraced because we've all been through so much.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_00: It's good to see that they're all they're all, you know.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_08: Don is very angry touching, obviously.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_08: Don is very angry at Taz, but he sees Fanny go for the embrace, and Don is really starting to feel a part of something for the first time in a long time, and he goes to embrace Fanny back, which is a sentence I never thought I'd say.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_00: Which is also crazy because I'm super tall, and you guys are I I walk up to them and I say, Uppies.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_00: Uppies, Uppies.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_00: I pick up my boys, give them a big hug.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_00: I let them down.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_05: Super sweet.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_05: Does Bill come in for the hug as well?
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Bill, go in for one.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, right.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_05: And so does Sean.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_08: Why does it still sound sinister?
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_00: Two two seconds ago, ethical hug, no hands, but my face is in there.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_00: Woo!
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_05: So Sean's in there, he's giving hugs as well.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_05: And Taz is there, and he goes, I keep forgetting about Sean.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_00: And I pick up Sean too.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_05: Well, Sean's tall, Sean's about the same size as you.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_05: Get out of here, ugly.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_05: So Taz is lit there and he's like, oh guys, this is beautiful.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_05: Ah, this is lovely.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_00: I say, Taz, what the fuck is going on?
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_08: What do you mean?
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_08: What do you mean?
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_08: What do you mean?
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_08: What the fuck do you mean?
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_08: What do you mean?
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_08: Where are we?
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_08: What is going on?
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_08: Where are we?
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_00: Now we've been fucking killing people.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_00: Uh Don got married.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_05: She smells like shit from this is a thing.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_05: Taz, although because you Fanny looks completely different.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_05: Fanny is now like a dragon person, remember.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_05: Taz does not dragon.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we rolled for that.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_05: But Taz does not seem like remotely phased by this, and he still kind of he immediately recognizes you as Fanny.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_05: And he's like, guys, I've I've been here for five years.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_05: Uh um, what?
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_05: Have we been down here for five years?
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_05: I've been here five years.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know what you've been doing.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_05: This is like.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_08: No, this is like this is like Marvel Endgame blip time.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_00: Is Taz down here for five years and the Taz we met in the real world a fake Taz?
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_05: These are the you're going to ask Taz us.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_05: Did you think ask him, Fanny?
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_00: In the middle of Dawn asking.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_00: Bill turns to Fanny.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_00: You do it.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, yeah.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_08: Ask him.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_08: Sorry.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_08: We're still getting paid for the chuckle bucket, right?
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_08: We're saying we.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_00: Bill holds up his broken animal prop toy.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_00: Ah.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_00: What is it?
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_08: I feel like I got a lot of new material down here.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, the show's definitely changed.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_00: We got a whole new 20.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_00: Um dude, what what do you mean?
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_00: We've been down here for two days.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_05: Have I do I don't know how long you've been here?
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_05: I walked through a curtain.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_00: With us.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_05: No, you I was alone through the curtain.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_05: So if you want to roll for history, I can give you a precise view.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_05: Wait, uh, one more question.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, what the hell?
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_08: I'm rolling history.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_08: Do you remember?
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_08: Oh no.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_08: Do you remember getting me some weed?
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, I remember.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_08: Do you think that was five years ago?
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_05: That was five years ago, yeah.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_05: Whoa.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_05: What did you get in history?
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: I got a 10.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_05: What am I rolling for?
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_05: Hasty.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_05: You said you weren't rolling.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_05: Do you have any pluses to your hastic?
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_05: And you want a good piece.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_00: I have zero pluses for my history.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_05: Do you have any pluses for hustiday done?
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_05: It doesn't matter.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_05: It's four.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_08: It's not gonna be fourteen, is it?
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_08: Okay, what do I need?
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_08: What do I need?
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_00: Sixteen.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's perfect.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_05: I got plus eight.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_05: No, you don't, because you've not even opened your binder.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_05: My binder's right here.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, is that your binder?
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, plus five.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_00: Genuinely.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_00: Plus five.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_05: Plus five?
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I'm Fanny.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_05: Plus five.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_05: So this is uh this is straight from Bill Futler's memory.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_05: Taz blew a big smoke cloud from the vape.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_05: Taz then walked through the curtain.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_05: Five minutes later, then Bill Futler walked through the curtain.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_05: And then Fanny walked through, and then Don.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_05: But if they were kind of used to were kind of
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_00: So every minute in the real world is a year in this land.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_08: No, not a minute.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_00: A minute back home.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_00: He just said five minutes and Taz has been here for five years.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_00: Are you okay?
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_00: For the listeners, Garth is crying.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_08: Actually, I can't believe that.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_08: That's fucked my head.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_08: That's fucked up like incredible DD.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's really not.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_08: No, that's fucked my head.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_08: Explain it again, please.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_00: So Taz has been here for five years.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_00: He walked into the smoke five minutes before us.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_08: So we've been so we've been down here for like what, one year?
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_05: Well.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you've been here for as long as you've been here, but Taz, because he walked in five minutes ahead of you, he has been in here for five years.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_00: So we don't know how much time has passed back home.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_00: But then how do you think?
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_08: You've only been here for a couple of days.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_00: He's only been down there a couple days and he's been here five years and he's he walked into the smoke five minutes before us.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_08: I know what's I don't I'm gonna say I get it, but I so don't.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_08: There's five okay, watch this.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_08: Here's our imagine if Tom's the one that gets in the middle of the case.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_08: Oh my god.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_08: Oh my fucking God.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_08: Say it learned passion.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_08: I need Jack.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_08: I need to understand it.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_08: I need to understand it.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_08: But that's every girl's voice.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_08: Just keep it down.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, microaggression.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, let me know.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_08: Putting me in my place.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_08: Not today, sister.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, let me.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_08: I need to learn something.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_08: Okay, so here's what it is.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_10: So he goes in five minutes.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_10: He's been here five years.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_10: So get that.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_10: So he's been down here five years.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_10: Okay.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_10: So he walked in five minutes before us.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_10: And then we walked in.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_10: So what do you think each minute would be worth then?
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_10: A year.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_10: Bingo.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_08: Now, if you don't understand that.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_08: No, I sure do.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_08: His yelling helped.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_08: Passion.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_00: Don't fucking that's it.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_00: He said the same thing we've been saying.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, passion.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_08: I still do not understand it.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_05: So I yelled.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_05: I don't need to, I don't need to.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_05: I understand he's been here five years.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_05: That's all I need to know.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_05: And the real world equals one year in Nuss World.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_05: Gotcha.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_05: That's the same thing.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_00: So 365 days equals 60 seconds.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_00: So if we've got to be.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_08: He's throwing more numbers at me, and this is worse.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_00: If we've been down for three days, that's only you know, if you divide that, so it's only been a couple of seconds.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_09: But that doesn't even make sense because you walked in a minute after I was.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_09: This is what I'm saying.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_08: This is what I'm saying.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_05: He was here for a whole year before I fucking got there.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_05: No, you there was there was gaps because you zo they went to the smoke place, you went to the one place, and you went to the forest.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_05: So that's how the time all dilated and came back.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_05: Well done.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_08: Okay.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_08: But I just wanted to say I'm not insane with my maths now.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_08: Well, you are insane, but not because of that.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_08: Okay.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_00: And you can say that because you were the prime guy.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_08: I'm the prime guy.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_08: Prime number.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_08: Primeval.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_08: Have you forgotten that?
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_08: The prime numbers?
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_08: It's the sexiest I ever found you.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_08: You forgot about it.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_10: Yeah, I can't remember that one.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_08: I mean, you just did all the prime numbers up the stairs.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_08: Sexiest shit.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_08: Okay, cool.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_08: Okay.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_05: So Taz has been like, I've been here five years.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_10: And how did you get oh hold on, Taz?
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_09: Now, what why are you in this throne room then, buddy?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_05: Because I was I've been chapter for five years.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_05: So I uh after the first year, I was like, well, I can't get home.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know what the fuck's going on here.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_05: So I just started up a business.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_05: I started running comedy clubs.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_05: Then next thing I know, business is booming.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, right, I'll get into local politics that way.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_05: I can bring the taxes down on myself.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_05: You know, it's all handy.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_05: Then next thing I know, I'm elected the ruler.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_05: There's never one of awesome.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_08: Yes, guys.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_08: Don puts his hand up.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_08: Yes, Don.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_08: So you're telling me there's a gig down here?
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_05: No, that there's they've outlawed comedy.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_00: What do you mean, they?
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_00: You're in politics bring it back.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_05: You saw how I run gigs.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_05: You know I don't know how to run anything.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, Tax.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_05: You run a great gig.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_05: You run a great gig, Daddy.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_00: You don't, but um, it has.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_05: You totally do.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_00: Are you the king down here?
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_05: No, I'm the president.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_05: I'm the ruler of the leader.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_00: A president has a throne?
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_05: I make the rules.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_05: I went to the throne.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_00: So you're the president of Just Never Winter.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_05: Never went out here.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well then, do you know anything about how the fuck to get us back to the real world?
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_05: Well, at this point I wouldn't go, cuz I've listened to I was in Aberdeen.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_00: Abel Din?
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_00: Now I've got thrawn.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_00: I'm staying here.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, we get why you would want to stay here, but we have lives back home that matter, right guys?
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_08: Uh this feels like a pretty good time to bring it up.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_02: Um I k also pick kinda wanna stay.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_00: You were just locked up a second ago.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but we were all knocked out.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_00: We we've we've almost died a thousand times down here.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but it's still better than my life up there.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_00: Tell us about your life up there.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_10: You got a whole new start.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_10: You could screw it up here too.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_10: I I feel that's wow.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_00: Besides, remember, gigs are outlawed down here.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_00: We can't do comedy.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_07: I don't care.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_07: I don't care about comedy anymore.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_07: You guys, I don't care about you.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_07: You you're what I care about.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_07: You give you give me a purpose.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_00: What's that purpose?
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_08: Fighting fish.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_08: Running around being part of a little gang.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_08: It's cool.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_00: I will admit it's it is pretty cool.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_00: And I do like being a dragon.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_05: So Taz goes, that's really that's really good, man.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_05: I I think you should all just stay here.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_05: Stay here for as long as possible.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_05: Just stay stay with me.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_05: I need you to stay with me, you know.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_05: Keep I'll keep safe.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_00: I pull in my boys, I pull in my boys.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, cool.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_00: Why is he being like this?
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_05: If you want to roll insight or perception or investigation onto Taz.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, investigation.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_05: Can I roll that as well?
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_10: Investigate.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_00: Six, five.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_00: Twenty twenty.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_08: Right.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_08: Boom.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_08: Why is no one else to do?
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_08: Right.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_08: One.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_08: Okay, I've fallen.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_08: Let's think.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_08: Yes.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_05: So Fanny and Bill can't really get any sort of they'll just let you have the natural insect, something's wrong, but you don't really know.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_05: You can't gleam anything off of Taz.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_05: What you can see off of Taz is Taz is fidgeting with his hands.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_05: He's visibly like sweats kind of on his brow.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_05: He keeps on looking over at a clock that is above the door that is behind you, and you can tell he's seems very like anxious.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_05: That's all I got with a 20.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I'm not just gonna be like, he's lying.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_05: I can't.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_05: You need to as part of the game is unique to work out what I'm putting.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_07: Listen, listen.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_07: He's sweating, he's nervous, he's anxious, he's clearly like irritated, and he keeps staring at that clock.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_08: I think there's something that we need to figure out here.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_08: Oh we're on a time frame.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_08: We are on the fucking clock with this one.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_08: Oh no!
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_00: God doesn't punish us for that.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_00: Nice pun, man.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I roll investigation on the clock.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, there's a pun.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_00: 10.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_00: 10.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_00: It's plus two, twelve.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_05: So it's just it's a clock, but instead of going to twelve, uh you can see the top numbers 14.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_05: So, and it's currently 10 past six.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_00: Taz, what happens when that clock strikes 13?
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_05: It's the start of a new dawn.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_10: Mika, you've been down here longer than dawn has.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_10: What is have you ever seen that?
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_10: I I turned to my cobalt buddy.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, I'm like Mika.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_00: What does Mika look like?
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_00: What is a cobalt buddy?
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_05: Cobalt is like uh it's like a dragonoid human, but it's got like a dragon snout.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_00: She sounds hot.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_05: Mika is Mika's a boy.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_05: He's a bad personality.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_05: You don't care what's a dragon.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_00: Honestly, dumb.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_00: How tall is he?
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_05: So Mika is five foot tall, whereas like you're a as a dragonoid human, you've got like a human's face that's kind of got dragon skills.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_05: He's got like a dragon like snout and a tail.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_00: That's gonna be hard, but we'll make that work.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_00: Hey Mika, sorry, I'm Fanny as Bigwind.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_06: Hello, Fanny Bigwind.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, he sounds sexy to me.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_00: We shake hands.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_00: Is there a spark?
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_06: Um, you gotta shake for sure.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_08: Oh Mika.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_08: All of us, all of us just went, whoa.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_00: Even the boys are blushing.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, and then uh I say sorry, sorry.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_00: Continue.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_00: What's what's the deal down here?
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_05: That sh uh to me that looks like a normal clock.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_05: We we have 14 hour time.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_05: Dawn is gonna run actually.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_05: Can before I do this, can I roll investigate?
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_05: Sure.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_05: What are you investigating?
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_08: Oh to so well no, I should tell you what I'm I should tell you what I'm investigating first.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_08: You're right.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_08: Good call.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_08: I'll tell you and I'll re-roll.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_08: Um what I'm investigating is does Taz have any security or or Are you I can you don't need to do a proper investigation for that?
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_05: It's just in the room.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_05: I should have probably led with that as well.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_05: There is guard when you ran in after all the chaos, you can see there's guards stationed at every open door.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_05: You can see that they're they're there.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_05: You probably assume at that point as well they're probably high, and they're behind every other closed door.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_00: So wait, how many doors are there?
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_05: There's about six doors.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_05: There's a big kind of main door that's like really big, that's where the clock is.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_05: There's like a couple of wee kind of side doors, and then there's the door that Bill, Sean, and Mika all ran through, and that's opened, and you can see like there's a at least six guards at that door.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_05: It's not a big door.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_08: I'm gone sorry, choose that because I think this is good.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_08: Otherwise I would have let you go, but I actually do it, you do, Don.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_08: Can Dawn go up to Taz, open arms, being like, no, but it's genuinely Taz, it is good to see you again.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_08: And just goes to like give him a hug.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_08: Okay.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_08: As to not alert the guards.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_08: But then in his ear and with his things and with his uh blade, just gently enough so he knows it's there, press up against his stomach.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_00: And he goes, uh he goes, Are you just happy to see me?
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_08: And says, I'm gonna kill you.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_07: And set and says, Tell me right now, why are you looking at that clock so scared?
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_05: Uh roll a sleight of hand to see if anyone noticed.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_05: Tom, quickly, what was it you were wanting to do?
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_10: Oh, I was gonna go, why the you I if I remember right, you you got all these people to get us here, Taz.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_10: Why did you like uh bring us from that whatever the little thonghold?
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_10: Yeah, the portal the where where we fought that blah blah blah thingy.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_08: It's a half dragon.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_08: Half dragon.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_08: How can I forget a half dragon?
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_08: You did you blah blah blah thingy thingy?
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_05: So yeah.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_05: Are you wanting who who wants to do that?
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_05: Do you want to go first with us or do you want to go first?
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_00: I'm uh me and Mika got some great eye movement going on, so yeah, you guys take care of that.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_05: So you've got 'em, you've got the knife at him.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_05: None of the guards have seen.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, so you get you holding them, and Taz goes, let's just all calm down.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_05: Let's just take a breath, Don.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_07: Tell me right now why you are looking at that clock so nervous.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_07: Because I'm worried about dinner.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_00: Is Mika wearing pants or uh like trousers or what you're doing?
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_05: He's got no, he's got trousers on.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_05: It's almost like a potato sack kind of material and they're tags on.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_00: A burlap sack.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_05: Aye, kinda.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_05: That's trousers, though.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_08: Don is just gonna apply a bit of pressure on the blade into into Naz.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_08: Taz.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_05: What he's gonna do quickly is I don't know if John would, you're probably really not gonna like this.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_05: Well, it's a game, Liam.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_00: I think I'll be okay.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we shoot you in real life.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_08: Someone tell Michael Welps there's not an opener for the Boston bot.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_00: We gotta outdo Daniel Sloss's podcast somehow.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_00: We bring real life punishment.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_00: Do videos.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_08: You remove, have a word.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_08: We kill our real players.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_05: So Taz basically, Taz had to get a 19 and a 20 to for this to work.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_05: He's not gonna do it.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_05: He daddy got a 20.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_05: Shit.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_05: And he has plus six on sleight of hand.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_06: What?
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_05: So yeah, so Taz is a r level three rogue.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_05: So his whole thing is like stealing and stuff like that.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_08: He was gonna steal our money, but I'm gonna need you to not I'm gonna need you to stop flirting with the dragon and help save your buddy Don.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_00: I pull my hand out of the burlap sack to stay ready to go.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_05: So Taz pulls using your sleight of hand while you're doing this, he pulls a knife out of your hand and he pockets the knife.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_05: And he what?
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_05: He pockets it, so he takes it off a dog.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_05: So he's not even putting it against me, though.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_05: No, he's just like, listen, I'm what I uh you're my guests and my castle.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_05: I'm thinking, oh, I need to make sure.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_05: So you were nervous.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_10: Fucking tell me what it is! Taz, we're here, buddy.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_10: I'm glad you brought us together, man.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_10: I'm glad you took us.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_09: I didn't like the fucking uh I didn't like the jail cell thing.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_09: Wasn't crazy about that, but I get it.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_05: That that wasn't it, that wasn't my idea.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_05: At this point, a very tall old thin man walks in and he's flanked by a lot of guards, and he points at all you and he just goes, Arrest them.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_05: This is the Chancellor of Neverwinter.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_05: Bill, you already know about the Chancellor of Neverwinter because a member His face shows that he definitely Tom literally just dropped his jaw.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_08: Literally just went, uh, you know.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_08: Don't put this out in.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_08: Makes me sound which the politically correct word.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_08: Stupid dub, dub.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_08: Stupid.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_05: Stupid.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_05: So remember smuggling poison into the castle to put in the Chancellor's teeth.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's right.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_05: And also Rufford the pseudo dragon, your pal, he used to be the familiar of the Chancellor of Neverminter.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_00: I forgot about that.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, oh, doesn't work for me.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_08: I haven't played.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_08: I have another play.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_08: Okay.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_08: I think this is again good.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_08: I think I'm coming up with good ideas today.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_08: Because I have been listening back to the episodes and I'm like, I'm fucking dumb on that.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_00: How does Ruford react with a chase swear walk?
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_08: And that was the end of my sentence.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you gotta, you gotta you gotta spit it out.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_08: I think I have a good idea.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_00: It sounds like you were still thinking it through.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_00: Carry on.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_05: I'm a better listener.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so when Rufford sees him, can I hear just like a ton just like this fucking guy, man?
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_00: Ruford's cool.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_08: Can I have a better can I can I look at Ashley Cole and gesture to the Chancellor, like point to the Chancellor, and then go like act out.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_00: Oh you can you can come up with like a a saying like rats begin.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_08: Well if it's if it's like uh if it's like a simple instruction like uh attack him, I think Ashley would listen.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_08: Okay.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_08: He has before.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_08: There's a lot of guards around that.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_08: We're gonna I've got f a hundred rats.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_00: Say, point at him and say, how about you give a rat's ass?
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_08: Oh yeah, shit, because it well, is that technically an attack?
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_08: I'm not attacking.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_08: Do I need to pun that?
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_05: Uh you it's up to you.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_05: You do what you want.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_08: I'm gonna do the Yeah.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_08: Hey guys, I couldn't give a rat's ass.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_05: Uh the Chancellor waves his hand and a portal opens, all the rats start running at and run straight into a portal.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_08: Dumb fucking rats.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_05: This guy, all I say is this guy is tough.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_05: So roll a d20 and I'll tell you how many rats you've just lost.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, you've only let you've only lost about you've only lost about 20 rats.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_05: That's not 20 rats ran into the portal.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_05: The others all as soon as they saw what has happened, stopped.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_05: Was Ashley one of the ones that stayed?
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_05: No, Ashley's closest to you, so you're right next to you still.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_05: So now it's like that nobody needs to get arrested because you aren't you aren't leaving, are you?
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_05: None of you want to leave right now.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_05: You all want to stay here with me.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_05: We don't need to we don't need DNA arrests, do we?
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_00: We look at each other, we catch on.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_00: I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_00: We're cool.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_00: We'll stay.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_08: You heard us literally say that we want to stay.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_05: Good.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, so the Chancellor goes, Sire, you know how much trouble they've caused in this city.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, this dude sounds ill.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_05: Palpatine vibes.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_05: So he goes, they've released a werewolf.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_08: I didn't release them.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_08: Your guard released him, if I remember.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_00: That's actually 100% correct.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_08: Also, not a crime, is it?
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_05: Is it the diamond district has been destroyed by a large goat?
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, no one knows anything about that.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_05: I've done nothing.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_05: All of our trade with Fawnhold is now in serious jeopardy because everybody has abandoned Fawnhold.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_00: Well, why did you have a evil guy at the top of it?
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_06: We didn't have an evil guy at the top of it, and it was nothing to do with us.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_08: Well, there's nothing to do with us either, you old fuck.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_00: So I guess you're wrong.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_08: There's some dwarves down there that were scared.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_05: But there's not any dwarfs there anymore.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_05: They're all gone.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we don't know nothing about that.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_08: You know we could kick your ass, you are.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, Don, Don.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_08: You old bastard.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_00: Don, Don.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_00: Stupid.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_00: Don, Don, Don!
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, I'm done with that.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_00: He's gonna portal you.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_05: We don't know where they're gonna go down like that.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_05: So after Don's outburst, uh I fucking knew it, man.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_05: I called him an old bastard five times.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_05: What happens is he clicks his fingers, all the guards come in.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_05: Now there's genuinely but like at this point, like 150 guards, and they are all bursting into this throne room.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, overkill.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_05: A hundred guards.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_08: Behave.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_08: You said there was six.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_05: There was six behind a small door.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_05: And I told you there was six doors and one really big door.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_00: You called him an old bastard five times.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I did.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_08: I stand by it.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_08: He's a stupid old wrinkly piece of shit.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_08: Uh okay.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_08: Well, we're obviously getting arrested.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_08: I've been here many times before.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_08: Uh no, not necessarily.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_08: Can is Taz within grabbing distance?
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_08: So Taz before anything goes.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_05: Here's the thing.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_05: Here's the thing.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_05: Uh ruler of ruler of Neverwinter.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_05: I I pardon the these people for all all the crimes they may have may or may have not committed while in the city of Neverwinter.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_05: Because that is my right as the ruler, isn't it?
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_00: We've just been pardoned.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_08: Eat shit, old bastard.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_00: We've done nothing wrong.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_00: Don.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_00: Don, I swear to God, you just lost 20 rats.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_00: Do the rats appear again?
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_00: Just fall on Don's like right.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_05: The Chancellor appears he looks very annoyed and frustrated, and he turns to Taz and he goes, Sire, may I remind you of a little thing called consequences?
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_08: Don't worry about it, Taz.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_10: But consequences that leads to adventure.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_00: But it's just like, guys, guys, okay?
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_00: We had no idea Taz was here.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_00: We were just fighting for our lives.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_00: Now that we, you know, if you tell us about the situation, I think we can all get along.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_09: Chancellor, listen, we'll go get the werewolf.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_09: We'll find the go.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_00: You seem like a really cool, slim old guy.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_08: We love slim old guys.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_00: We love that.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, I mean, maybe I don't know what you heard when I said old bastard, but that's a term of endearment.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_00: A term of endearment.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_05: I want you to know as soon as I get the opportunity, I will arrest all of you.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_00: That feels like illegal.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, and that opportunity isn't isn't now.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_08: So we're for we're fine.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_00: We won't do anything else again.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_05: So Taz Taz is like, listen, listen, the bald look good.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_05: I'm dealing with us.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_05: I'm the driller.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_05: I am dealing with this.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_05: It's fine.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_05: Everything's fine right now, isn't it?
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_05: It's all fine, guys.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, it's fine.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_08: It's totally, totally fine.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_09: Hey, why don't we go out for lunch, Taz?
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_09: Get out of here.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_00: Let's You guys have Nando's here?
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_05: We got a lot of catching up to do.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_05: We do have a lot of catching up to do it.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_05: And you can see Taz, he's looking very kind of flushed and he looks very stressed out right now.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_10: Let's go to let's go have a beer, Taz.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_10: Hey, never wet or laugh.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_05: A beer.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_09: You're not allowed to do it.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_05: So Taz, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_05: Let's just all let's all have a drink right now.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_05: And Taz produces uh a glass of wine and he hands it to Don, he hands one to Bell, he hands one to Fanny.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_05: He's like, there you go.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_05: It's just he's like, listen, you just have a drink.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_05: Let's just talk.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_05: What what why why why why do you guys feel so aggro right now?
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_05: What's going on here?
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_00: Are you talking to us?
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like we're actually the ones being attacked.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_06: Don just called by Chancellor, then old fat bastard or something.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_06: You know, Don does those things.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's a term of endearment.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_09: Hey, old chat.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_00: What don't you get about endearing?
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_09: All right, Taz.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_09: Listen, here, just before I drink this wine, I want you to drink my wine.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_05: So Taz takes away and next up.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_05: And he's just like, all right, cool.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, give me another one now.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_05: Give me yours.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_05: Taz is like, listen, right.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_05: So everything's fine.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_05: We've dealt with everything.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_05: You're gonna stay here for as long as we use you need to stay here for.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_05: We're all cool with that.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_05: Nobody's planning to run away or anything.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_05: We don't need to panic.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_05: Or get involved.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_05: Let's do that.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_10: Let's just do that.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_08: We are totally all in agreement that we're going to stay here.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_08: But Taz, I just want to ask you a question.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_08: Why are you so keen on us staying here?
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_06: Because I have missed you.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_06: I have missed all of you so much.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_06: Come on.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_05: Wait till the Chancellor fucks off.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_05: So the chance Taz goes, I'm going to take them out to the garden.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_05: Going to take them out to the garden.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_05: That's what we're going to do.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_05: We're going to have a nice stroll because uh usually look like you need air.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_05: I totally need air.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_05: I can't breathe in here.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_05: Me too.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_02: She does kind of still.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_05: There's 150.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_06: You didn't clean.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_08: I I washed super good.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_08: Is that fanny that I'm smelling there?
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_05: Taz like, there's 150 gardens in here.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_05: That's too much.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_05: We're going outside.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_05: So he gets you sort of gallery, starts walking you through the palace.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_05: Palace is all like kind of beautiful mar white kind of marble with that kind of red kind of flake going through it kind of thing.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_05: Uh it takes you out to gardens, massive sprawling garden surrounded by the castle.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_05: So if you think about the castle, it's got like the centrepiece that's just a garden, and then the castle's all around the garden.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_05: He takes you out into the garden and he's like, listen, guys, we need to be very quiet here.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_05: We are all in a lot of trouble right now.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_05: You've really fucked shit up for me.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_05: This was all going well.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_05: Then Yusuf came.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_05: Do you know how much shit this city is in because of you long?
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_00: We didn't know, man.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_00: We're honestly.
• 45:25
  unknown: Bring it down.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_00: No, if maybe you you could have uh told us earlier, we wouldn't have done anything.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_07: You should have found us earlier.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_00: I tried to f I found you as soon as I could.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_09: Well, all right.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_09: How do we fix it then?
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_05: We can't fix it.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_05: Listen, I need you to stay in this city.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_05: I need you to stay.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_05: Let's go ahead and see how we're gonna do it.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_00: Tell me why.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_00: Bring it down, bring it down.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_05: So maybe uh if you remember, uh Ruford.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_05: He he knows Taz.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_05: He's been friends with Taz, and he was said Taz was a took cool guy, so you can maybe there's an option there to investigate.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I said, um, guys, this is Ruford.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_05: Hi Ruvert.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_00: He's uh a pseudo-dragon, and he sits on my shoulder.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_00: Clifford's not even close.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_10: No, Cobalt would know Rupert.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_10: Cobalt, Mika.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_05: Mika knows he doesn't know him, but he knows what he has and stuff.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_00: I say, um, uh you happy to see Taz, Ruford?
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_05: Uh I I like Taz.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_05: He's a pretty cool guy.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_05: I've always liked that guy's vibe.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_05: What is the Chancellor's deal?
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_05: Oh fuck that guy, man.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_05: I I I I honestly I I I call him an old bastard.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_05: Ruffled is Ruffold tells you basically, he's like, I I had a deal with him, man.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, listen, you give me status, you give me power, you give me respect, I'll stay by your side.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_05: That guy is a fucking a-hole, man.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_05: All he done, he just wanted to be second fiddle.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_05: He wanted a puppet, a puppet master.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_05: I said, I don't want that shit, man.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_05: I want to be, I wanna be at front, and that's why I left him, man.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_02: That's a man.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_05: Sounds like he's gonna drive.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_00: What's his d what's his weakness?
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_00: How do we defeat the chancellor?
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I don't know what his weakness is, man.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_05: I was too busy smoking reefer with Taz.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_08: He's he's old.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_08: I could beat the shit out of the Chancellor.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_08: We just need to get the Chancellor.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_08: If we can get the Chancellor alone in a room, we'll drop him like that.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_08: He's an old piece of Taz, why are you scared of this?
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_00: Clearly he has tricks up his sleeve, alright?
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_00: He's clearly powerful.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_10: Taz, why are you freaked out about this guy?
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_00: Is he a eunuch?
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_05: I've no asked him if he's a eunuch.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_05: I I see a lot of people in hoods going in and out if he's closed.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_00: He seems like he's a eunuch-y.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_00: What's a eunuch?
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_07: Is that someone that doesn't fuck for a while?
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_00: Well, he they've chopped off his genitalia.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_08: So he can say for a lot.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_00: Well, and then so that he doesn't get he's not concerned about sex.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_00: He's focused on um the you know puppet puppetry of the legs.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_10: I thought it was to keep their voice out of the city.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_00: So that's a different thing, yeah.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_00: Um Wow.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_08: I feel like we're getting smarter and dumber every episode.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_00: Is this the pussy pat's a different thing?
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_00: It's but similar, um uh similar, you know, uh symptoms but different result kind of thing.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_00: I guess so.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_08: So what what do you think we should do, Taz?
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_08: What do you think are best players?
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_06: So Taz is like, listen, I I can't I can't tell you because if I tell you what's going on, you're gonna leave.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_06: All right, and you're gonna do that.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_06: What do you want us to do?
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_00: We promise, we promise we'll stay.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_00: We'll never tell us.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_06: Just stay here, just wait out.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_06: Taz, we'll stay.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_06: Tell us.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_06: Just stay in the palace.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_06: Do nothing.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_06: Stay in the palace, just stay here.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_06: That's what I want you to do.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_08: You're still not telling us why we have to stay in this palace.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_00: Fanny grabs Taz's hand and like pulls back on the pinky, you know, pulls the pinky back to the forearm.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_08: Oh my god.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_08: Roll intimidation.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_08: Ailey does this thing where she like grabs two fingers and she spreads both of them, and I will do whatever she says when she does that.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_08: That's really torturing.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_08: I think I'm in a bad relationship.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_00: Guys, can you roll intimidation?
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_00: I got a six.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_08: I don't want to intimidate Taz.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_08: I like these gigs.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_00: He's not telling us.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_08: Seven.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_08: Seven, no better.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_08: Okay.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_08: Do you want to roll into it?
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_08: No, I'm like, Taz.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_08: How about you roll charms?
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_08: Roll Charm, roll charisma.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_08: You can persuade.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_08: Let me.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_08: That's a good one.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_08: Kind of a game of dice.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_08: You should be rolling stuff.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_08: Did you not do that in the 80s?
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_08: Shut the fuck.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_00: How much the eighties life?
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_08: It was awesome.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_08: It's way better than this.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_08: Enjoy yourself.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_05: Surah persuasion.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_10: Oh.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_10: What do I need to get?
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_05: I f I would say it's gonna be about higher than a 14.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_05: Episode 12, and I think that's the first time that question has been asked.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, 12 plus.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_05: You will have good persuasion as well because you're about.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_00: Plus six, so he's at 18.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_05: I said, listen, listen, I'm sorry.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_05: I've sold you out.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_00: What do you mean?
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_05: If I sold you out, then there's something coming here to get you guys, and he wants to he's wants you very badly, and he's gonna take you.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_06: If I don't keep you here, he's gonna kill me.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_06: That is the situation.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_00: But why do they want us?
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_08: So something's coming to get us.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_00: This is so sexual, just to let you know.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_00: Something's coming, he wants us, he's gonna take us.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_08: Taz is wet.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_08: Welcome to 2026, everybody.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_08: What's that even mean?
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_08: What does that mean?
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_08: You guys are so sexual, man.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_08: Are you honestly telling me the 80s weren't sexual?
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_08: Nah.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_08: One words.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_08: Shush.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_08: Everyone was doing it.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_08: Everyone was doing it.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_08: Everyone was just people before.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_08: We're sexual.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_08: Like fuck off.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_08: The 80s were all just creepy.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_08: Just praying every minute.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, the 80s were just, we were all Christian and we all just prayed and talked about.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_08: You know what?
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_08: I'm charming garth.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, sorry, Don.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_08: Shut the fuck up.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_08: Don't from the 80s when he thinks you're talking, shit.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_05: Whatever.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_05: So Taz like, it's coming.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_05: It's gonna kill you.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_05: I think, maybe.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_05: I didn't ask because I didn't want to be involved in this.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, I was quite happy, doing my own thing.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_05: I was a driller, I had a throne, I have a ballast, and then news come, you fuck it all up, you make my life shit, you fucking You didn't even give me my goddamn waiters.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_06: I gave you a glass of wine.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_08: I'm talking about at the Chugo bucket.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, what's the thing?
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_08: I don't forget I don't forget.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_08: It was two days for me.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_08: Two days.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_00: Who is coming?
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_00: Who wants us?
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_08: Don't know he's it doesn't matter, Fanny.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_08: He's sold us out.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_08: But is he gonna kill us?
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_00: He's clearly gonna kill us.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_00: Right now.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_00: I've got it, guys.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_08: Kill him by escaping.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_00: Guys, kill him we escape.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_00: What if you come with us and we'll all escape?
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_06: The chancellor will find me.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_06: He's got a tracker on me.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_06: Where?
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_06: On the back of my neck.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_05: Let's cut it out.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_05: So you turn around, Taz has like almost a sigral bund into the back of his neck on his skin.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_05: It looks like closest thing you in the real world you could look at it as like a branding almost.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_05: So he has that bund into his neck.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_00: Can we cut it out?
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_05: You would you should try if you wanted to right now.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_08: The truth of the situation is this it's us or him.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_08: He chose us.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_08: Now it's time for us to choose him.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_08: Let's get the fuck out of here.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_08: One of us the let's ease, Taz, say we're gonna stay.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_10: That's also good.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_10: And then and then we bleed it out.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_10: But we still gotta find out what's coming.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_10: Do we?
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_00: What is the big deal with us being here?
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't understand.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_00: Someone's coming to kill us.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, I mean in in this world.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_00: Why is somebody wanting to come take us down?
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_08: Oh no idea.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_08: Because we killed their half dragon, probably.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_08: Or a werewolf.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, the primeval.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_08: We might have something to do with primeval.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_05: Do you talk about a half dragon in front of Mika and Ruffold?
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_00: They're in our half dragon, I'm a half dragon.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_05: No, so a half dragon is the creature as a creature.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_05: Was that primeval?
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_05: That's what primeval is.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_05: So if you talk about that in front of Mika and Rufford, Mika and Rufford will tell you stuff about what a half dragon is and all that.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_00: Say it again, say half dragon again.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, the half dragon.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_05: Primeval.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_09: Primevil beats.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_05: Mika goes, you you looked at the dragon.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_05: You killed uh you killed a half dragon.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, primeval.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_05: Use it in deep shit, man.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_05: Well, a half dragon's just a minion, it's an underling.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_05: It's created by an act of pure evil by a much more powerful being.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_05: Where where was the half dragon?
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_08: In a in a top of a thing in middle.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_00: In a lighthouse above Thornhold.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, that's that that is exactly what both the men were trying to say.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_08: That.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_08: We were gonna take a while to get there, but boom, that right there.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_05: And what what what what did the who how did you find out about the half dragon?
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_06: Who who who who told you?
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_06: What you told me.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_06: Their leader that Derek.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_00: Derek.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_06: Did they say there was more than just a half dragon?
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_00: No, it was just that one who was terrorizing them.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_08: They were terrorizing Thornhold, so we took care of it first.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_05: If you use what I rule history, I can remind you of something.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh God.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_05: Fourteen.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_05: Eighteen.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_05: I don't even know.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_05: Sixteen.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_05: Nope.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_05: Five.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_05: When the Remember when Derek was telling you about it, Derek said there was two evil things up in the smoky.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_05: It's two evil things that made things disappear into smoke up in the lighthouse.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_05: He said there was two of them.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_05: You only fought one thing.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_00: He said, um, yes, he said there were two evil things I remember now.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_08: But we only fought one.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_08: Right.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_08: So maybe the other one's coming to get us.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_05: That's why I uh that's what I'm trying to remember.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_05: What does Mickey sound like?
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_08: I wanna be b I wanna be blue, I wanna be high in the sun.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_05: That's Mika.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so I would say what's gonna happen is that's probably what's after you you've killed the half dragon.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_05: That's just an underling, that's a minion, so there's something serious going on.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_05: We can kill them pretty easy.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_00: So if the other one comes, we'll just fight and kill that one.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, but what about the guards though?
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_08: We should the g there'll be a lot of guards.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_08: Here's what I'm thinking.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_08: My only thought is this if we leave Taz by proxy of our decisions and our actions, he will die.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_08: If we run, this thing is not gonna stop looking for us just because we've left here.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_08: This seems like a like this like palace could be like a pretty good place.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_08: No, but we're gonna there's gonna be supplies here, there's gonna be equipment, weapons.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_08: For him.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_00: Booby traps.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_08: We could set booby traps.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_08: We got a barracks here, we're in a palace.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_08: Why like this is uh if we're gonna fight this thing, which it seems like they're not gonna give up on us.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_05: Are you talking about us in front of Taz or they're used like a huddled?
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_00: We're huddled slightly.
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_08: I'm not I'm not on for staying here, man.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_08: I think we should get out of here.
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_08: No, we've gone away from Tazman, but Mika and suffer here.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_08: Right, okay.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_08: No, I think this is the w there's no point in running.
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_05: So Mika goes, I shouldn't.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_05: If you are gonna fight us, you're gonna need the backing of Taz.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_05: And I don't think he has that.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_05: As Rufford was saying, he's the puppet, isn't it?
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because he's got his his tag Taz.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_02: Do we kill the Chancellor?
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_00: Is the Chancellor in cahoots with a half dragon?
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_08: I think that's gonna be all their security and this thing.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_00: But maybe once you kill the Chancellor, then the the guards will follow, you know, Taz.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_10: They might not be actually a pretty good idea, Fanny.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_00: It won't be long.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_10: Nice idea of fanny.
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_00: Whoa, what's that attitude about?
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_05: But so Mika goes, yeah, but the Chancellor controls the guards right now, doesn't it?
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_10: So Mika Mika, you said that you you can get us out of here to your lair outside the city.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_06: I've got tunnels, yes.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_06: We could try the tunnels, but it's very high a lot.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_06: It's gonna be very difficult to get out of here.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_08: Difficult.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_08: I just I just honestly I do not know why we're trying to leave.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_08: There's nobody.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_08: Because if we're here and he comes, then he's got the chancellor and the guards.
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_08: Okay, so let's everybody.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_08: Okay, so I think before we do anything, it's the first job is take care take care of the chancellor.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_00: I think we should knock out the chancellor.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_02: And then all his men become Taz's men.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we're assuming.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, boom.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_00: He's rolled a 22 with his very legit dice.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_08: Look, it's my whole thing is it's coming for us regardless.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_08: It's not gonna stop.
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_05: But remember remember that it started the game where I was like, you can do hangs to get higher levels and make encounters easier.
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so again, we could stay here, do jobs, gain XP or whatever the fuck it's called.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_05: There's a time frame when this guy coming is or not.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, was that what he was looking at at the clock?
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_00: That was the ch uh Jesus Christ.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_05: Is it like imminent imminent?
• 58:53
  SPEAKER_05: Nah, usually you can there's someone you can ask.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_00: Taz! Taz, come over here.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_00: We keep making him come to us, we don't go to him.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_08: Taz, get over you.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_00: Power play, power play.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_00: Taz, get over you.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_00: When the fuck is this guy coming?
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_00: Two days.
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_00: I grab his hand, I grab his pinky, I put it backwards.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_03: Two days.
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_03: Do we believe it?
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_03: Can I roll perception to see if he's been honest?
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_03: Uh you could roll for six.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_03: Ten.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_03: Plus.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_03: Well, what would it be?
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_03: It's perception even, yeah.
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, perception's there.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_05: It's usually at the top.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_08: Okay.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_08: Uh d cannot see it.
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's not right in the middle.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_01: That's amazing.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_05: Cannot perceive perception.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_05: Fourteen.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_05: Fourteen.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_05: So it little Tazo, it's like he's he's laying like, yeah, it doesn't, he's not sweating or then anything.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_05: His eyes are very much focused, and he's said them very firmly.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, yeah, two days.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_00: Two days?
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_00: That's like, you know, that's not imminent.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_08: Do you need us to take care of anything for you in the next couple of days?
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_08: No, I just want you to stay.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_08: You also just need to get taken by this thing.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_00: What we need to do is all take a long sleep to regenerate our powers.
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_08: I kind of go out on my kind of.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_08: Well, I didn't.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_08: I just had a big sleep.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't.
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_00: No, I was eight hours.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_00: Then you had a rat army.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure you've burned up some time.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_08: I don't want to play an hour.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_00: I we have a good two days.
• 1:00:15
  SPEAKER_00: If we sleep for eight hours, we complete regeneration.
• 1:00:18
  SPEAKER_00: Then we wake up and we can we can fucking decide how to tackle this.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_08: Farrelly said there's things we can do to get to higher things.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_08: I haven't picked up.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_10: I think we leave, man.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_08: But surely lead us down a way to go.
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_08: And I don't think Liam's been leading us to leave.
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_08: I say we why don't we go and hang out with Mika?
• 1:00:38
  SPEAKER_08: He's got a camp outside the castle, yeah?
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_05: That's what Mika said.
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_05: I he said he's got a way out and stuff.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_00: Do you trust Mika?
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_10: Oh fuck, with my life, the guy's awesome.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_10: Well, you know, we just bond and I think he kind of likes you, Fanny.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_00: Is it really?
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_10: Oh, that's exactly how you went her over.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_10: Well, tell me he's got booze and habits.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_10: In fact, he came over and I said, it was the hot pseudo dragon over there.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_09: And I said, you don't have to worry about her.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_09: Just have the right feelings, buddy.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_09: And she's she's on to you, man.
• 1:01:14
  SPEAKER_00: On to you?
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_08: She's on to you.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_08: Like she's a detective.
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, go get her.
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_08: She's on to your tricks.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, she's like I unless you don't want to when when do you want to how long are we doing this uh episode?
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_00: That's why you don't want to do the long sleep.
• 1:01:32
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_05: No, you can do the long sleep emoji.
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_05: You can edit the episode there, but if you just want to do all the stuff, we can keep going.
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_10: I wanna go I I wanna go hang out with Mika.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_10: And guess that's Fanny.
• 1:01:44
  SPEAKER_00: My people.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know what?
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_02: I've just for the first this is the first time.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_08: I don't know Mika's even good.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_08: Where I've been blissfully aware that people are listening to this probably screaming, going it's so obvious what to do.
• 1:01:57
  SPEAKER_08: It's so obvious what Liam wants you to do.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_08: It's so obvious, and I just don't know it.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_08: I think it's we're fucked if we do, we're fucked if we don't.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_00: This feels like Hunger Games Garden.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, but listen worse comes to worst, we get to explore technically our sexualities.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_10: So I was thinking tunnels.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I think we're both on the same page then.
• 1:02:20
  SPEAKER_00: That's exactly what I was thinking as well.
• 1:02:25
  SPEAKER_08: Can I can I actually just roll?
• 1:02:26
  SPEAKER_08: Can I actually just roll?
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_08: Can I just roll to ask Liam a question?
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_08: You can just ask me a question now.
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_05: What do you think we should do?
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_05: Uh I think you should try and escape personally, if it was me, because you thought that half dragon, that half dragon fight was meant to be a lot more difficult.
• 1:02:45
  SPEAKER_05: You got really lucky that Tom was a new and and intuitive and used that rod, because if you hadn't, that was a deadly battle.
• 1:02:52
  SPEAKER_05: One of you could have easily died in that.
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_05: But basically you've still got the rod.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, gave it the rod.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_05: Bingo, bingo, bingo.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_00: Uh because I think I'm pretty much out of spells though, is my concern.
• 1:03:03
  SPEAKER_00: So I need at least a two-hour nap to regain something if we because I think that like Mika says.
• 1:03:09
  SPEAKER_08: How about this?
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_08: We'll go for a sleep and we leave first thing in the morning.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_08: It'll probably be easier to go through to the tunnels in the early hours of the morning.
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_05: Right, okay.
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_05: So you say that to Taz that you want to just go for a sleep.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_05: Taz like, right, but I but I I I'm so happy you guys see the situation I'm in, you said helping me out.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_05: Right, I'll take you to quarters.
• 1:03:26
  SPEAKER_05: There's gonna be guards, because obviously I like you, but I don't trust you.
• 1:03:30
  SPEAKER_05: So just you already sold us out, man.
• 1:03:34
  SPEAKER_05: So Taz directs you to quarters.
• 1:03:36
  SPEAKER_05: Are you wanting to bring Rufford and Mika and the whole bunker?
• 1:03:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_00: So Mika wanna bunker?
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_05: Persuasion?
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_05: It's now becoming an 18 on stuff.
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_00: 15 plus two, 17.
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so Mika's like, yes, that sounds very good.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_00: Guys, you missed it.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_00: Mika said yes.
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_09: He's been in jail for like I don't even know how long.
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_00: How long have you been in jail for, Mika?
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_09: I was in jail for two weeks.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, that'll get a good.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_08: Can this be another solo?
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_08: Can this be another solo episode?
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_08: We go in.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_08: We don't even go in.
• 1:04:12
  SPEAKER_08: Just the ends and outs.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, after the four hours, you're like, how was your sleep?
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I didn't get it.
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_10: Let's just say I still don't have my spells.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_00: No, I said, Mika, I do need to rest because I need to, I need to, but you know, we can we can do uh we can cuddle.
• 1:04:29
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, funny.
• 1:04:34
  SPEAKER_09: I learned that one.
• 1:04:35
  SPEAKER_09: I don't know.
• 1:04:35
  SPEAKER_08: I just situationship.
• 1:04:38
  SPEAKER_08: No, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:04:39
  SPEAKER_08: They're friends.
• 1:04:40
  SPEAKER_00: What do you think a situation ship is?
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_08: I thought it was friends that fuck each other.
• 1:04:43
  SPEAKER_08: No, that's FWBs.
• 1:04:45
  SPEAKER_08: Friends of benefit.
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_08: Friends of benefit.
• 1:04:47
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, okay.
• 1:04:48
  SPEAKER_08: A situation ship's like a relationship birthed out of a specific situation.
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_00: Well, and I think a situation ship is something you're like, you're kind of dating, but it's not official, so it's like amazing.
• 1:04:56
  SPEAKER_05: Usually about toxic as we have a situation ship.
• 1:04:58
  SPEAKER_05: It's about kind of saw it on Instagram.
• 1:05:01
  SPEAKER_01: I thought it's good.
• 1:05:04
  SPEAKER_08: I threw it out actually to kind of learn.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_08: I can imagine I can imagine Tom seeing that on an Instagram going, I'm gonna throw that out in the DD pod.
• 1:05:12
  SPEAKER_08: You don't even know how true that is.
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_08: I do know.
• 1:05:16
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever you see online, you bring it in here.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_08: Huh?
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever you see online, you bring it in here.
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_08: You guys are my my like honestly.
• 1:05:23
  SPEAKER_08: Anything online I'm learning about this.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_08: We're school.
• 1:05:28
  SPEAKER_08: We're school.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_00: Has there been anything else you wanted to ask?
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_08: I'll get there later.
• 1:05:33
  SPEAKER_08: I want to bring out more the extra dive.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_08: I didn't quite get the BBFFFBs.
• 1:05:39
  SPEAKER_05: F W B friends with benefits.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_05: Friends with benefits.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:05:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:05:44
  SPEAKER_05: Uh so you all go to sleep, and I think that's probably a good place to end this episode.
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