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Let’s Surfeit · Aaron Mahnke's Cabinet of Curiosities

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Aaron Benky's Cabinet of Curiosities, a production of
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  Speaker 1: I Heart Radio and Grim and Mild. Our world is
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  Speaker 1: full of the unexplainable, and if history is an open book,
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  Speaker 1: all of these amazing tales are right there on display,
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  Speaker 1: just waiting for us to explore. Welcome to the Cabinet
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  Speaker 1: of Curiosities. The treasure trove was enormous. It's a recent
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  Speaker 1: discovery in northwest Saudi Arabia. In fact, just this summer,
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  Speaker 1: archaeologists published their findings after years of work. What they
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  Speaker 1: found stunned them. A massive stockpile deep underground in the
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  Speaker 1: natural tunnel, formed by a hollow lava tube, and the
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  Speaker 1: horde inside hundreds of thousands of treasures. It's a find
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  Speaker 1: that overshadows the usual hordes that are turned up these
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  Speaker 1: days by folks with metal detectors and a keen sense
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  Speaker 1: of ancient burial sites. For instance, someone recently set the
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  Speaker 1: new record for finding the largest Old English treasure hoard.
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  Speaker 1: As important as their discovery is, it was just one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and thirty one gold coins and four more odd
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  Speaker 1: gold objects. That discovery outshines the famous Sutton Who burial ship,
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  Speaker 1: which had only offered up thirty seven coins to archaeologists.
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  Speaker 1: By comparison, the massive scale of the lava tube treasure
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  Speaker 1: surpasses it all by far. We can start to make
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  Speaker 1: sense of that, though, when we realized just how long
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  Speaker 1: it took the hoarders to work their stockpile. It was
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  Speaker 1: the work of generations, you see. Once archaeologists started dating
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  Speaker 1: the objects the unearthed from the horde, they found that
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  Speaker 1: the oldest was placed there nearly seven thousand years ago.
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  Speaker 1: In other places they might not have survived. It was
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  Speaker 1: the extremely dry conditions of the lava tube that preserved them.
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  Speaker 1: But they're not just old. The most recent items date
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  Speaker 1: to about the middle sixteen hundreds. That means that to
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  Speaker 1: create this underground collection in the darkness of the lava tube,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't just the work of generations, but the work
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  Speaker 1: of millennia. Not that it's a treasure that would attract
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  Speaker 1: anyone though, because this is slightly unusual for a horde.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't gold or coins, or even an ancient ship.
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  Speaker 1: It was a burial mound though. That's right. The collection
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  Speaker 1: was a horde of bones. They were densely packed into
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  Speaker 1: the lava tube, stretching away into the darkness, and as
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  Speaker 1: the researchers started to pull them out, test their ages,
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  Speaker 1: catalog them, and take notes, they began to see that
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  Speaker 1: this bone horde contained pieces from over fourteen different species
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  Speaker 1: and included the bones of cows, camels, horses, rodents, and
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  Speaker 1: a lot more. The study got really serious though, when
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  Speaker 1: they checked the bones from markings. Sure they found cuts,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe that's what you'd expect, but they also found
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  Speaker 1: the marks of teeth. These bones had been chewed, some
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  Speaker 1: were even partially digect trusted. That tells us that these
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  Speaker 1: bones weren't just a burial mound for the dead. And
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  Speaker 1: here's the thing, it wasn't like these were just the
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  Speaker 1: bones of cows and goats. Know what the researchers found
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  Speaker 1: gave them a chill because some of the bones were human.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, it's human skull fragments that were found among
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  Speaker 1: the other nod bones. But what archaeologists guess about these
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  Speaker 1: skulls is even more gruesome than that. If we go
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  Speaker 1: by their best guests, they think these skulls were scavenged
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  Speaker 1: from graves after the bodies of the dead were buried.
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  Speaker 1: Someone from the clan of hoarders came through sniff them
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  Speaker 1: out and dug them up. Then they lugged them back
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  Speaker 1: to the lava tunnel, where they added them to a
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  Speaker 1: treasure trove. After they gave those skulls a good chew,
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  Speaker 1: of course, and one of the archaeologists even suggested that
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  Speaker 1: these skull caps with tooth marks are the only thing
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  Speaker 1: to survive because the hoarders chewed the rest to splinters.
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  Speaker 1: The pieces of skull candy only survived because they didn't
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  Speaker 1: taste quite as good. All of that would be truly
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  Speaker 1: horrifying if the family packing the lava two with bones
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  Speaker 1: for seven thousand years was human, But as you may
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  Speaker 1: have guessed by now, this family was something else. No,
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  Speaker 1: the builders of this massive treasure trove weren't people, but hyenas.
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  Speaker 1: Striped hyenas. That is, these days they're a threatened species,
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  Speaker 1: but they used to be a mainstay of the region.
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  Speaker 1: So breathe a sigh of relief. But to me, the
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  Speaker 1: fact that it's a family of hyenas passing on the
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  Speaker 1: work of a major treasure trove from parent to child,
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  Speaker 1: that makes seven thousand years of stockpiling skeletons all the
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  Speaker 1: more impressive. By all accounts, he was a nice man.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of history to unpack around Henry the
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  Speaker 1: First of England, so much that it reads like an
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  Speaker 1: early draft of Game of Thrones. Henry and his older
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  Speaker 1: brother's Roberts and William, were born to William the Conqueror.
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  Speaker 1: Upon their father's death, the older sons were given land
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  Speaker 1: and power, but Henry was not. He spent much of
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  Speaker 1: his time conspiring with William against Robert in an attempt
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  Speaker 1: to rise to power. The brothers fought often Joscelyn for
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  Speaker 1: land and control. None trusted the other, but both seemed
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  Speaker 1: to have trusted Henry the least honestly. After reading through
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  Speaker 1: the events, it's a wonder the brothers didn't kill each other,
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  Speaker 1: although for a while some historians wondered if one of
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  Speaker 1: them had succeeded. In early August of eleven hundred, an
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  Speaker 1: arrow ended King William's life with no male heir. Robert
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  Speaker 1: and Henry fought bitterly over the kingdom, and in the
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  Speaker 1: end Henry was hastily crowned king. He settled into the kingdom,
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  Speaker 1: marrying and having two children with Queen Matilda and countless
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  Speaker 1: other children with various mistresses. He enjoyed all the riches
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  Speaker 1: the life of a king offered, including power, women, and food.
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  Speaker 1: The royals had an appetite for the unusual, including swans
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  Speaker 1: and peacocks. The king had a fetish for fish. Often
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  Speaker 1: he overindulged in his favorite lamp rays, a type of
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  Speaker 1: eel found in Brooks rivers and the sea. Henry was
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  Speaker 1: so fond of the dish he ate them cooked in
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  Speaker 1: wine and even in a pie. Unfortunately for him, his
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  Speaker 1: favorite dish caused considerable digestive upset, despite his doctor's warnings
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  Speaker 1: to stop eating them. Though the new king believed that
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  Speaker 1: as the king he was free to do as he wished.
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  Speaker 1: That mentality went far beyond the dinner table. Though He
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  Speaker 1: had a man thrown from the top of the castle,
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  Speaker 1: and he imprisoned his brother. After his second brother, Robert, invaded,
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  Speaker 1: Henry had him locked away for the remainder of his life.
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  Speaker 1: His quest for land and power had a king traveling
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  Speaker 1: extensively to the queen. However, never trusted ships or anything
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  Speaker 1: from the sea, and stayed behind. Henry ruled harshly. It
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  Speaker 1: was often quite brutal, which, as you might imagine, didn't
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  Speaker 1: endear him to the people of England. Neighboring kingdoms weren't
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  Speaker 1: exactly fond of him either, and though they tried to
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  Speaker 1: challenge his authority, Henry stayed in pound Her After his
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  Speaker 1: son drowned in eleven twenty, leaving his succession in peril.
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  Speaker 1: Henry took a second wife, although they remained childless after that,
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  Speaker 1: forcing the king to declare his daughter with his first
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  Speaker 1: wife his heir. He quickly married her off to Geoffrey
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  Speaker 1: of Anjou. Henry's relationship with his daughter, as you might imagine,
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  Speaker 1: was rather strained, causing fighting to break out along the
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  Speaker 1: new couple's borders and her father's, but at least he
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  Speaker 1: had his health right one late November, when King Henry
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  Speaker 1: was in his sixties, he arrived in Normandy for some hunting.
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  Speaker 1: By the end of the trip though he'd fallen ill.
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  Speaker 1: Days later, it became clear that he wasn't going to
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  Speaker 1: make it, so he summoned the archbishop along with members
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  Speaker 1: of the court. They settled his estate and wishes, and
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  Speaker 1: then he died on December one of eleven thirty five.
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  Speaker 1: Parts of Henry's internal organs were buried in Normandy and
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  Speaker 1: his body lay in state for an extended period. Finally,
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  Speaker 1: he was returned to England and buried on his birthday
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  Speaker 1: in a ceremony attended by the church and nobles. News
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  Speaker 1: of the king's death spread quickly, and despite Henry's last
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  Speaker 1: wishes that his daughter become queen, a civil war known
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  Speaker 1: as the Anarchy began, lasting eighteen years. The official cause
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  Speaker 1: of King Henry the first death. It hadn't been a
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  Speaker 1: hunting accident like William's demise decades before. No, Henry's death
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  Speaker 1: took a more bizarre twist. You see, during his stay
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  Speaker 1: in Normandy, a host serve the king his favorite food
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  Speaker 1: and all you can eat buffet of eel, as the
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  Speaker 1: British like to say, Henry couldn't resist, and tucked in.
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  Speaker 1: Within a week he was dead. It's not clear if
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  Speaker 1: the meal had caused acute gastritis or if the king's
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  Speaker 1: death had been a case of food poisoning. Either way,
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  Speaker 1: it makes me wonder what they ate at the funeral feast.
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  Speaker 1: Was it lamp ray pie or did the thought of
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  Speaker 1: that simply make them feel a little eel. I hope
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  Speaker 1: you've enjoyed today's guided tour of the Cabinet of Curiosities.
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