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Prank 7 Oct 2026 · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: It's Samba with potential all across the Western Cape. This
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  Speaker 1: is KFM Mornings. Nice song. We have got your prank
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  Speaker 1: coming up. Bit of a story, which I'll unpack later.
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  Speaker 1: Right after the break. In three minutes. Stop. Stop what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous. One call is all it takes.
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  Speaker 2: Prank call. From Darren Whackhead Simpson.
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  Speaker 1: Exclusive to KFM Mornings. So I hope you were here
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  Speaker 1: yesterday listening. Because the prank that you would have heard there.
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  Speaker 1: Was a retribution prank. That was.
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  Speaker 2: From.
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  Speaker 1: So. Guy. Brothers. Close brothers. One brother pranks the other brother. Yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: And it was great. But that was in retaliation to
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  Speaker 1: a prank that the one brother had pulled on the
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  Speaker 1: other brother, the opposite, seven years ago. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Vengeance.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. So you heard that prank, right? So now to
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  Speaker 1: complete the circle... I'm going to play the prank from
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  Speaker 1: seven years ago. The first one. The first one. The
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  Speaker 1: other brother was sitting and waiting, when am I ever
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  Speaker 1: going to get you back on this? And we dealt
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  Speaker 1: with that swiftly and decisively yesterday. Okay, so this is
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  Speaker 1: the original. And so the two brothers, and so now
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  Speaker 1: this is what happened to him. So he goes to
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  Speaker 1: the ATM, uses his credit card to draw money. ATM
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  Speaker 1: swallows the credit card. Yeah. The worst feeling in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Worst feeling in the world. You're looking around, you're thinking,
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  Speaker 1: is this one of those scams where now the next
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  Speaker 1: egg rocks up and the card's going to be smacked out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So anyways, the card had swallowed it and that was it.
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  Speaker 1: So then he goes and now he wants to cancel
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  Speaker 1: the credit card thinking, well, it could still be a scam.
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  Speaker 1: To cancel the credit card, now he goes in there
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  Speaker 1: and They don't cancel his credit card. They cancel his
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  Speaker 1: debit card by mistake. Oh, yeah. I feel bad for
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  Speaker 1: laughing at that. So now you can't transact at all.
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  Speaker 1: So now he's got no cards. He's got no working cards.
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  Speaker 1: and you must know like everything takes three days before
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  Speaker 1: it gets to you so he's now up the creek
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  Speaker 1: without a paddle and he's full frustration so all he
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  Speaker 1: wants is his cards you know phoning no one seems
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  Speaker 1: to understand but he he got a guy that he
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  Speaker 1: thinks understood what he needed yeah and that guy's name
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  Speaker 1: was Petrus and now he's waiting for Petrus to call
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  Speaker 1: him back Obviously, I'm Petrus. You're the guy. I'm the guy. Okay. Great.
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  Speaker 1: And this again, this is what we dealt with yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: seven years later. To think that this prank is the
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  Speaker 1: reason why a revenge plot... Is this... Well, you'll see why. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so here it is. So what is his state of
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  Speaker 1: mind at the moment?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, he's like kind of a... The thing
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  Speaker 2: about my brother, though, is he's a very big guy.
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  Speaker 1: Got pranked yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: He's about 6'4 and weighs like 160 kilos kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? He's a big bastard. So
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  Speaker 2: when you see him getting frustrated with his tiny little
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  Speaker 2: cell phone in his hand, he gets all red in
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  Speaker 2: the face and angry and whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, cool. Hold on. I'll put you on hold. I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling you from call center. This is a follow-up call
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  Speaker 1: to find out how you found our service. You called
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  Speaker 1: on Tuesday. What was the problem?
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  Speaker 2: ATM swallowed my credit card. And when I said to
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  Speaker 2: the guy, I need to stop my credit card, he
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  Speaker 2: stopped my debit card. I said, well, why did you
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  Speaker 2: cancel my debit card? It's my credit card that's been swallowed.
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  Speaker 2: He said, well, I'm really sorry, sir. It's canceled. Nothing
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  Speaker 2: I can do. You have to go into the bank
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  Speaker 2: to have it sorted out. So I had to go
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  Speaker 2: in the bank on Wednesday and I had to spend
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  Speaker 2: 45 minutes in the bank.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so have you got the new cards?
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  Speaker 2: I've got the new card, but they charged me to
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  Speaker 2: replace it. So you're going to have to give it
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  Speaker 2: back to me.
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  Speaker 1: What is the reference, sir? I'm just going to pull
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  Speaker 1: up your whole file here on the system. Your credit card,
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  Speaker 1: is it active still or did you cancel the credit
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  Speaker 1: card after?
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  Speaker 2: I cancelled it and then I got my new one
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  Speaker 2: today and I activated it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, the credit card. Okay, let me just make the activation. Okay, cancel. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: I made a mistake here. I was making doubly sure
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  Speaker 1: that the credit card was cancelled and I cancelled your
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  Speaker 1: new card.
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  Speaker 2: No, don't be stupid, mate.
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  Speaker 1: Damn it.
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  Speaker 2: What is your name?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Petros, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Petros, what is the story?
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  Speaker 1: I made an honest mistake, sir. I'm sorry, I've only
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  Speaker 1: been here for three days, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Ben, why can't I have you phoning me, bro? You
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  Speaker 2: should still be explaining.
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  Speaker 1: I needed to go to the bank. I'm sorry, but
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  Speaker 1: we're going to have to start the process again.
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  Speaker 2: Bruce, this is going to be the shortest job that
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  Speaker 2: you've ever had in your life if I have to
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  Speaker 2: go to a bank again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but that's the only way.
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  Speaker 2: Beatrice, I wish you and I could be friends. This
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  Speaker 2: is the same crap that your mate at the bank
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  Speaker 2: told me the other night, man. Can you believe it?
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  Speaker 2: He cancels my debit card when I ask him to
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  Speaker 2: cancel my credit card. And now you've got to check
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  Speaker 2: if everything's all right and you cancel my credit card again.
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  Speaker 2: Bloody hell, mate. Come on. Oh, my... I promise you,
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  Speaker 2: you got me shaking my shoes here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm shaking, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're going to shake very hard, my man, because
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to find her office and tell
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  Speaker 2: them what happened.
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  Speaker 1: No, please. No. Petrus. Sir, please. Sir, please.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to phone head office. Petrus, you can't come
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  Speaker 2: and cancel my.
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  Speaker 1: You can't.
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  Speaker 2: Come and cancel my card, pal. You can't play around
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  Speaker 2: with our accounts like this.
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  Speaker 1: That was a mistake. What was? Please, I've got three children.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my... Petrus, you're going to... Listen, I'm a big
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  Speaker 2: oak with heart problems. It sounds like you're going to
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  Speaker 2: have a heart attack. You can't be upset.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on probation.
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  Speaker 2: You can't be... Please, no. Beatrice, stop now. I'm phoning
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  Speaker 2: head office. Goodbye.
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  Speaker 1: Say hello to my bro. Hey, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Well done, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, sir. Stop it, bro. Stop it, Beatrice. Stop it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not interested, Paul. I don't want to hear you crying.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear your story.
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  Speaker 1: No, no. Stop it, Paul.
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  Speaker 2: Stop it. I'm sure, you know, if you're old enough
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  Speaker 2: to get a job, you're old enough that you made
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  Speaker 2: a mistake and there's consequences.
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  Speaker 1: Can you talk to my supervisor?
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  Speaker 2: Let me speak to your supervisor, Paul. Let me speak
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  Speaker 2: to your supervisor. Okay, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: The other is... Talk to his.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. Can I... Sorry, who am I speaking to? You're
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  Speaker 2: speaking to your brother.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, * * * *.
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  Speaker 2: You're a chop pole. Come on, man. Jono, let me
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  Speaker 2: introduce you to Wackhead Simpson. Jono! Don't talk.
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  Speaker 1: Hello? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Wackhead, you sausage, man. Jeez, man, it's a sausage.
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  Speaker 2: I just come from Wackhead. That's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe it. A whole sausage. So there we go.
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  Speaker 1: Complete the circle. That's why yesterday's prank you heard? Wackhead,
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  Speaker 1: you sausage.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's a family thing. So now we've closed that chapter
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  Speaker 1: with this family. Well, you never know. We might wait
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  Speaker 1: another seven years and we'll have to do a reverse
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  Speaker 1: on the reverse. Okay. Such cool brothers though, man. Awesome guys.
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  Speaker 1: There we go. If you need a prank done, you
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  Speaker 1: know what to do. Darren S at KFM.co.z. It's J-Lo,
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  Speaker 1: Jenny from The Block on KFM Mornings. Okay, we got
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  Speaker 1: some messages here from the two bros pranking each other.
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  Speaker 2: This was the best one yet.
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  Speaker 1: I was seven years old. My goodness. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: laughed so much. Oh my God, it was probably one
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  Speaker 1: of the funniest things I've ever.
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  Speaker 1: Darren, that was one of your best.
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  Speaker 2: I just love it.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to be the softest job you've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: You can understand why I wanted revenge. That was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: That was a brilliant, brilliant prank. Ah, Darren. The fact
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  Speaker 1: that I listened to that prank seven years ago. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I have such a good memory. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome. Thank you for still being here seven years later.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: With sequels to pranks now. Yeah. So this is sausage
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  Speaker 1: one and sausage two.
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  Speaker 2: That was from yesterday. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, listen, if I have pranked you sometime in the
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  Speaker 1: past and you got pranked and you want to seek revenge,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here for you. You know what I'm saying? I'm
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  Speaker 1: here for you.