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Chicken of the Tree | Son of a Boy Dad #355 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Son of a Boy Dad podcast Today. It is November
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  Speaker 5: twenty fifth, it is one fifteen pm. We are here
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  Speaker 5: Remote Roan. You are in HQ three. I'm in HQ four. Francis,
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  Speaker 5: you are in HQ six.
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  Speaker 6: I have some movie really cool to tell you, guys,
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  Speaker 6: which is that I'm at my family's house in Florida,
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  Speaker 6: the one that got destroyed. And uh, it's a bungalow
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  Speaker 6: style house, so there's like sort of small, tiny, different buildings,
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  Speaker 6: I guess you'd say, and the one bedroom over here
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  Speaker 6: is the only thing that didn't get destroyed. So my
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  Speaker 6: parents and I I'm like living in the kitchen and
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  Speaker 6: they're living in the bedroom for the week, which is
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  Speaker 6: not ideal. But currently there is a rampant iguana problem.
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  Speaker 6: Uh they're there, they've run riot, they're mating like rabbits,
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  Speaker 6: and there are iguanas everywhere, and the iguana control guy
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  Speaker 6: just showed up and I saw him walking around out here.
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  Speaker 6: I can like watch, and I didn't know. I thought
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  Speaker 6: maybe there's like three guys that are supposed to come today,
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  Speaker 6: the couch delivery guy and the fucking refrigerator repair man.
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  Speaker 6: And I thought this guy wasn't sure where he was
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  Speaker 6: supposed to go, so I went out to say hi,
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  Speaker 6: and he was like. I was like, hey, are you
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  Speaker 6: looking for the where the couch goes? And he goes, no,
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  Speaker 6: I'm looking for iguanas And I go, oh, you're the
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  Speaker 6: iguana guy. He goes, yeah, I got three of them
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  Speaker 6: over there already. There's so many. And I go, oh, cool,
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  Speaker 6: how do you get how do you catch him? And
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  Speaker 6: he goes, I shoot them?
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  Speaker 5: Oh shit, it with like a real gun.
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  Speaker 6: No, with a twenty two pellet gun. He's just he's
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  Speaker 6: just fucking roping iguanas right now.
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  Speaker 5: That's correct. So did you see the did he have
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  Speaker 5: the piece on him? No?
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  Speaker 6: I didn't see it. I didn't get it. He's got
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  Speaker 6: a concealed carrier.
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  Speaker 1: What if he was about to be like Francis, I'd
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  Speaker 1: like you to shoot some iguanas, but I saw your
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  Speaker 1: shooting video.
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  Speaker 7: Them is precious.
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  Speaker 6: I think what our next trip is iguana the iguana hunt.
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  Speaker 6: You guys got to come down here so we can
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  Speaker 6: fucking catch some iguanas and kill him.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm downs no catch.
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  Speaker 6: Florida is ruthless. I played golf yesterday and we they
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  Speaker 6: they've had a wild boar problem at the golf course.
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  Speaker 6: And uh, by the way, wild boar takes ships that
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  Speaker 6: look very human. I mean there were logs of human
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  Speaker 6: looking feces all over the golf course. And we were
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  Speaker 6: playing at twilight and they told us that off of
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  Speaker 6: the fourth hole that there were two or three cages
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  Speaker 6: that had boor caught in them. And as we were
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  Speaker 6: finishing on the ninth hole, I heard a massive gunshot
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  Speaker 6: ring out, and then two more and they shot them
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  Speaker 6: in the cages.
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  Speaker 5: Oh was so brutal. I know, well, I know wild
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  Speaker 5: boar like they just they just fucking light those things up.
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  Speaker 5: But getting it in the cage first seems a little insane.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I don't really know what are you supposed to do.
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  Speaker 6: Let it out of the cage and then shoot it.
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  Speaker 1: Worst shot on a golf course that bore getting executed
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  Speaker 1: in Florida or Frankie blading it on eighteen.
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  Speaker 6: You could you could let them out right in front
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  Speaker 6: of Frankie with his wedge in his hand. Dude. They
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  Speaker 6: were also saying. They were also saying that sometimes they
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  Speaker 6: have a guy who's like an animal expert who will
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  Speaker 6: come to deal with this, and he likes the taste
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  Speaker 6: of wild boars so much, but he doesn't like the
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  Speaker 6: way that they taste when they've been just like running
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  Speaker 6: around the golf course. So if he catches them in
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  Speaker 6: a cage, he'll bring them home and feed them like
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  Speaker 6: acorns and walnuts for a couple of weeks in order
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  Speaker 6: to change the taste of the meat, and then he'll
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  Speaker 6: kill them like their handsel and gretel.
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  Speaker 5: That feels illegal, that's correct. It's like if I just
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  Speaker 5: call like a pigeon outside and I was like, I'm
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  Speaker 5: gonna eat this thing in a year.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna eat this thing for Thanksgiving next year.
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  Speaker 7: No one's gonna know the difference the pigeon.
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  Speaker 5: Just hold it in a cage and just fucking plump
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  Speaker 5: it up until it's not even recognizable.
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  Speaker 6: I've never seen a gray and teal turkey before, Harry,
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  Speaker 6: you know what.
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  Speaker 7: It speaks to, though.
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  Speaker 1: You know what it speaks to is the fucking pesticides
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  Speaker 1: on the golf course.
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  Speaker 7: They probabrobably taste terrible.
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  Speaker 1: When they're all chemicaled up like that, They're probably tasting
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  Speaker 1: like a fresh pack of doritos or something like that,
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  Speaker 1: just like lucky charms.
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  Speaker 7: Just a bunch of round up.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, round up just fucking oozing out
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  Speaker 5: of the sweat glands.
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  Speaker 7: Moist turkey this year, Harry.
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  Speaker 5: It's got a good tang to it.
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  Speaker 1: It's all round up moist pig that you have there.
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  Speaker 1: Good God, that's fucking disgusting. But a lot of people,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's invasive species out here, and I think
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  Speaker 1: that there's some island nations that enjoy it, and iguana
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  Speaker 1: on a spit that they like to skewer the iguana
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  Speaker 1: and uh crisp them.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't know that anyone ate iguana.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't know.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't even know the people ate wild boar.
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  Speaker 7: Of course I ate.
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  Speaker 6: I knew about boar, but I didn't know about iguana.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, you see any gators out there?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I saw a bunch of gators. I always thought
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  Speaker 6: that bar was probably super delicious because I used to
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  Speaker 6: read the Asterix and Obelix comics, and Obelix, who was obese,
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  Speaker 6: uh loved the taste of wild boar more than anything,
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  Speaker 6: and the way they drew them in those comics was
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  Speaker 6: always very hunger inducing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it definitely is a fat man's it's the fat
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  Speaker 5: man's pig, hungry man's pig.
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  Speaker 7: They just said that the iguana is the chicken of
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  Speaker 7: the tree.
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  Speaker 5: Really, I mean they're saying that about every everything is chicken.
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  Speaker 5: How many back to chicken?
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  Speaker 6: How many things live in a tree? Do you really
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  Speaker 6: need to specify that one is the chicken of the
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  Speaker 6: tree and one is the sea bream of the tree.
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  Speaker 5: Also, wouldn't the chicken of the tree be a bird bird? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: another bird.
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  Speaker 1: Chickens are probably closer to being the chicken of the tree.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just a chicken without clipped wings. You see a
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  Speaker 5: chicken take off?
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  Speaker 7: Sad?
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  Speaker 5: Have you seen it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sad. It's like they're I mean, they barely
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  Speaker 1: can get in the air. They just like it's like
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  Speaker 1: they're someone an astronaut jumping on the moon, like get.
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  Speaker 7: Like a little extra air.
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  Speaker 5: But like, yeah, it's actually a dead on comparison. I
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  Speaker 5: was gonna say, it's like like jumping in Halo was
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  Speaker 5: just slowly rise up and fall down.
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  Speaker 6: I've never seen them take off, but I've seen them
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  Speaker 6: jump up into the coup. Yeah. The way they jump
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  Speaker 6: is the way that like I used to have to
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  Speaker 6: jump to do box jumps when I was slightly injured. Like,
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  Speaker 6: they don't bend their legs at all. It's just a
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  Speaker 6: pure hop that uses mostly the momentum from the arm
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  Speaker 6: swing to get you up there.
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  Speaker 5: But it's like a reverse cliff dive.
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  Speaker 1: They're just like flapping their arms up right. Fucking fucking idiots,
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  Speaker 1: delicious idiots.
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  Speaker 7: Ron.
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  Speaker 5: How are you feeling you Last last I heard, you
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  Speaker 5: were the sickest you've ever been. You're looking fine today.
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  Speaker 1: I was so fucking sick. It was insane how fast
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  Speaker 1: it happened. I woke up in the middle of the night,
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  Speaker 1: like Sunday into Monday night, and I was like, ah,
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  Speaker 1: I should have stretched more, Like every one of my
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  Speaker 1: muscles hurt.
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  Speaker 7: I wonder why this is happening.
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  Speaker 1: And then I woke up that morning and it was
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  Speaker 1: the most painful. I mean, I had to feed the
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  Speaker 1: kids obviously throughout the night, but it was the most
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  Speaker 1: painful my body had ever felt. I was holding my
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  Speaker 1: like probably ten pound baby, and I felt like my
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  Speaker 1: knees were about to give out from.
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  Speaker 7: The weight of it.
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  Speaker 1: I walked my dog and I like grunted into falling asleep,
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't wake up until the middle of the
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  Speaker 1: day where I woke up by shitting myself. I shipped
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  Speaker 1: myself to awake. I like trusted a fart and I
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  Speaker 1: knew that and that was all I moved that day.
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  Speaker 1: Sprinted over. I'd like, chose my phone this was yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Saw a text of from Francis being like, uh, hello,
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  Speaker 1: does anyone want to answer? And I was like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I was just drenched in sweat. My muscle's
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  Speaker 1: fucking aching. I was like, I was shocked, probably not
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  Speaker 1: going to be able to record today.
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  Speaker 7: I had it.
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  Speaker 1: My wife had it ten times worse than me, and
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  Speaker 1: my fucking kids had it, and so I was just
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  Speaker 1: like trying to put on for the family. It was
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  Speaker 1: probably the hardest day that I've had in like in
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  Speaker 1: like ten years.
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  Speaker 5: Today is it just like it's like a new lease
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  Speaker 5: on life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like the smallest things, I'm just like skipping, like
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  Speaker 1: throwing open the blind, being like, oh, my triceps are loose.
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  Speaker 7: Everything about my life is.
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  Speaker 1: I took it off for granted, So it was a
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  Speaker 1: nice reset in that in that manner for sure. But
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  Speaker 1: I always heard tale that kids can bring untold sickness, smallpox,
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  Speaker 1: blankets of sickness, and I always thought I was like, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen to me. It destroyed me yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: You're probably just going to be sick for the rest
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  Speaker 5: of your life. Like, I think that's just how it goes.
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  Speaker 5: You just got so many bodies living in your house now,
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  Speaker 5: and not only in something.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, not only that, but once you put them in school,
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  Speaker 6: they get everything from all the other kids, and you
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  Speaker 6: have twice the likelihood of catching it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why is that? Why do I have more? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I have more kids. But it's like it also felt
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  Speaker 1: like it was hitting me worse than it was hitting them.
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  Speaker 1: It's like they have tiny immune systems. And I was
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  Speaker 1: like grunting as I snail crawled across the floor, Like
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how they even what was.
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  Speaker 6: It the flu? Was it just the flu?
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea. It was too quick to even
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  Speaker 1: like go to a doctor about it. I felt fine
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  Speaker 1: on Sunday, and I felt fine on Tuesday, and Monday
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  Speaker 1: was the worst day of my life.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's weird. Just a power just to quick twenty
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  Speaker 5: four hour power sickness.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe neurovirus, Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 5: Might be that I know a couple of people that
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  Speaker 5: have the flu right now, but maybe they've got the
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  Speaker 5: neuro as well.
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  Speaker 6: Do you guys believe in flu shots?
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  Speaker 5: Hell no, Now I actually believe in them so strongly,
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  Speaker 5: and I never get them, and I get the flu
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  Speaker 5: every year, and that's why I know they work. Like
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  Speaker 5: I used to get the flu shot every year growing
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  Speaker 5: up as like a kid, like my mom would make
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  Speaker 5: me go get it. And then since I've moved to
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  Speaker 5: New York, I haven't got it once, and I've got
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  Speaker 5: the flu every year like I'm due once a year
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  Speaker 5: now for that ever get sick.
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  Speaker 1: Just never learning from your mistake, continuing to make the
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  Speaker 1: mistake is so fucking funny.
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  Speaker 5: It's strictly just out of I just don't want to
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  Speaker 5: go to CVS and fucking sit down in that chair
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  Speaker 5: or my doctor. I don't want to go to my doctor.
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  Speaker 5: I'd rather go to CVS than go to my doctor.
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  Speaker 1: I stopped taking it for like in like twenty twelve,
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  Speaker 1: for a year, but I realized I stopped taking it
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  Speaker 1: because it was suggested to me by some bowling alley workers.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck am I doing? Taking
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  Speaker 1: the word of bowling alley workers for anything. So, I
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  Speaker 1: mean I got back on it, but I haven't taken
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  Speaker 1: it the last.
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  Speaker 7: Couple go rounds.
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  Speaker 5: Are you're taking this too much?
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  Speaker 7: Rogan?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Francis have you are you want it yearly?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? I get it every year. Yeah, you got it already. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean you can get it at a Trader Joe's.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can get it everywhere and year.
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  Speaker 7: Have you been able to avoid it?
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  Speaker 6: I don't think i've had the flu in oh why yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I think that anytime I've gotten nauseous vomity sick, it's
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  Speaker 6: been food related red meat.
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  Speaker 5: We know how your body works.
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  Speaker 6: Or because I was, you know, making out with a
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  Speaker 6: botswan and hooker.
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  Speaker 7: Just making out though.
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  Speaker 5: And then throwing up after Yeah, quick way to lose
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  Speaker 5: some some LB's. I got a Do you guys remember
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  Speaker 5: when the swine flu was around? Oh yeah, when when
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  Speaker 5: the swine flu was around, like we had the of
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  Speaker 5: course wild boar. Most likely we had to go to
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  Speaker 5: like the school auditorium, like not during school, but that's
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  Speaker 5: like where they were giving out the vaccine. And I
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  Speaker 5: remember being in there waiting in the line, and I
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  Speaker 5: remember seeing they like had they were just like these
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  Speaker 5: like plastic tables set up with people like giving out
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  Speaker 5: the shots, and I remember looking over at one of
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  Speaker 5: the ladies and she had like so many of them
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  Speaker 5: lined up, and she had one of the syringes and
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  Speaker 5: she just like gave it a little just gave it
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  Speaker 5: a little go, and it just like was like spraying,
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  Speaker 5: like just to see if it were I'm like, damn,
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  Speaker 5: they're really just tossing the vaccine around everywhere. I've never
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  Speaker 5: seen that before.
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  Speaker 1: Just a gatorade jug of swine flu vaccine poured on
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  Speaker 1: the nurse after her thousand vaccinations.
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  Speaker 5: I never seen someone just like testing out the syringe
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  Speaker 5: in public like that.
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  Speaker 1: That's what cartoon characters do, Yeah, just give it a
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  Speaker 1: little nurses in cartoons.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't gotten the flu vaccine a couple of years,
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  Speaker 1: but I giving all the vaccinations to my kids just because, like,
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  Speaker 1: I can be a retard, but I'm not gonna, you know,
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  Speaker 1: force them to have retard at tendencies.
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  Speaker 6: Was it a was it a tough call or were you.
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  Speaker 7: No, it wasn't. It wasn't a tough call.
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  Speaker 1: It was uh pretty much just going with like the
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: thousand years of science versus the two years of podcasting.
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  Speaker 6: It's really good.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like if I had kids and you have,
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  Speaker 5: like like I'm giving them every vaccine because like that,
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  Speaker 5: you don't want them sick and crying and complaint. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's the easiest decision ever.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to be autistic.
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  Speaker 6: I don't care.
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  Speaker 5: You can be autistic all you want. I heard they
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  Speaker 5: added extra pilan all into the flip Shot this year.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it wasn't selling after all the reports about it,
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  Speaker 1: So they need to get their numbers up somehow, just
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  Speaker 1: mixing it in like witches.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I was in Chicago this week.
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  Speaker 1: For for a pop punk show Great Town.
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  Speaker 7: Have you guys ever been?
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  Speaker 5: I was there last week.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I gotta get out there.
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  Speaker 6: I just missed you.
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  Speaker 1: The uh the they have the nastiest fucking rats in
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  Speaker 1: that city. They have fucking We went to Chinatown and
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  Speaker 1: their rats are way a way different breed of than
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  Speaker 1: like the New York rats. New York rats will kind
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  Speaker 1: of avoid you that the Chicago Chicago rat ran up
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  Speaker 1: onto my foot. I was walking and it kind of
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  Speaker 1: like it like jumped onto my foot, like it was
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  Speaker 1: like trying to get onto a train in India. Like
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  Speaker 1: it like like ran through the door like the last
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  Speaker 1: second to try, and and it like stayed there for
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  Speaker 1: a second until I girl screamed and fucking kicked it
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  Speaker 1: and it went onto another foot in the group that
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  Speaker 1: I was in, and just like if they could hit
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  Speaker 1: three shoes. They're so fucking bold and like Doe and like,
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  Speaker 1: were you midstride? Yeah, so it like kind of hung on,
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  Speaker 1: but I had to give like a wiggle to just
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: to to kind of send it.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: That's happened to me here. Oh yeah, I've had I
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: had the exact same thing your foot. It used to
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: be this area that I live in used to be
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: like rat fucking central. Remember when I first moved in here.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: And I'll tell you guys that, like I would be
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: in bed and you could hear the rats screaming outside,
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: like fucking white like wild bores.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: There was like the hyenas and the lion king. They're
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: just on rocks singing, dude.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: And then they they sprayed some ship and then they
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: put up those massive rat traps, the ones that are
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: just like it's like a mini fucking iron dome. They
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: just got set up outside of every restaurant. So we
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: haven't had them anymore, but dude, when when it runs
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: over your foot, the weight is shocking. It's ten pounds easily. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: it's the weight of a cat.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: They kind of cling to you a little bit, like
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: they kind of mold to you, like like dropping some
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: gack on your boot.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: It's fucking It was jarringly disgusting.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Would you say like a rat for you guys, or
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: like a rat or a mouse? Is that a big
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: fear for you? Have you ever dealt with it? Like,
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: have you ever had like a mouse problem?
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Not not not that bad. In college, our dorm rooms
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: we had we had mice. A friend of mine invented
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: a blow dart gun. He got this PVC pipe and
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: he created some way for the he made these darts.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: He's like he would undo a paper clip and then
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: find a way to stop it, and then he would
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: shoot them and spear them based like a Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: So he just like crawling around on his hands and
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: knees in the dorm all day.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: No, he'd be playing video games and then he'd see
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: a mouse kind of poke its head out, and then
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: he'd pause the game and he'd pick up his pbc
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: by blow dart gun and he would impale it was
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: your roommate.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Chris Kyle. That's fucking insane.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: And now he kills iguanas in Florida.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just ran into him outside. Actually, that's pretty
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: like you gotta be pretty like well trained to be
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: like mid game, pause, kill, back to the game.
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Well it was all one and the same, wasn't it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a hunter, yeh not bad, not bad, by the.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: Way, Harry. I oh sorry, go ahead, Oh no, no, continue, continue. Well,
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: I'm changing the subject, so if you have a follow up,
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: I'll let you go.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: And now I was just gonna say, I think it's
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: like one of my You can see the mouse trap right.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: Here, that black thing, oh no, to the right of it. Yeah, okay, Harry.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: I played golf with Debt. Hush, oh really, and he
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: and we and we and we drove back together, during
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: which time I learned the entire story of how he
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: got into gaming and streaming, his current standing with it,
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: and and the way that you make money, the ins
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: and outs all of this stuff.
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: Tell us, I'll tell.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: You something, Harry. I'll tell you what I learned. Uh.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: I don't think you have it, Harry.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: No, No, no, I don't.
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: I don't think you have what it takes to get
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: to the level he got to.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: I unfortunately don't. And it's it's really been like it's
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: honestly like, I think the only word to describe what
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: I've felt the last two weeks since Black Ops seven
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: came out is depression. It's just it came sad. It's
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: been sad. Yeah, I'm my my glory days are behind
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: me and I didn't know until right now.
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: What What did dal Too say?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about how good he is at
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the game or the dedication to putting streams up or
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: like what a So?
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: I mean his story is pretty cool. Actually he was
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: playing video games. He went to Florida State, he started
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: playing a lot of senior year, and he said that
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: video games are a little bit like being an athlete,
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: where you have to have a baseline level of innate
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: video game ability. Some people have it, some people don't.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: Obviously Harry does not have it. I don't, which is
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: explains why I don't have it either.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: But when we know you probably have more of it
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: than I do.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: Okay, so that makes sense. So basically, Harry's like when
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: you watch a guy play golf, where you're like you
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: don't you never played sports, but you've swung enough times
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: to find a way to make it work. And then
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: there's you know, natural athletes who can find a way
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: to hit it even if they haven't played much. So
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: he dal touche Is. I said, are you good at
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: every video game? And he said shooters, Yeah, yeah, shooting games.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: He'll be able to transfer his innate skill from one
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: to the next. And I said, well, how good are
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: you at Call of Duty? And he goes, that wasn't
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: my game. His game was apex yep. And I said, okay,
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: but you you're on optic and clearly and Call of
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: Duty is like their big thing. And he said, if
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: you were to compare my ability in Call of Duty
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: versus like our ranked players are our pros, it would
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: be like saying that I'm a scratch golfer and being like, well,
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: why aren't you playing for the PGA Tour. Yeah, golf
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: between a scratch golf golfer and a PGA Tour player
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: is the golf between him and Call of Duty and
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: the pros.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And he's still like like, if me and del
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Tuoche one v one, they would be probably close to
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: thirty to zero.
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, he would wax you. But he said that
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: he started playing Apex, and he was playing at a
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: good amount, and he was streaming it. And this was
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: and he was in college and when the first round
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: of rankings came out, he was like one hundred and
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: thirtieth in the world in terms of total kills. And
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: when he saw that, he was like, oh shit, I'm
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: going to dedicate myself to this. And he played seventeen
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: hours a day for three months. Yeah, and then by
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: the next time the rankings came out, he was number
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: one in the world.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, he's Yeah, he was insane at Apex. It's
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: funny that you bring that up. I literally this weekend
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: was watching his shit.
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: I never what is Apex? Tell me about Apex?
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, Apex is a fucking blast great game. It's just
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: like a Battle Royale, like Fortnite or like war Zone.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so basically run that means you're dropped into a
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: map and it's every weekend for himself. Yeah, exactly, one
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: person's standing Apex.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: There's I think there's solos in those trios and you
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: I used to play trios all the time time. Yeah,
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: you get dropped, you jump out of a plane, into
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: the trios.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: Trios is when you're a team of three.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, got it, got it? Okay, Oh I didn't know.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: I had to break that one down.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: I just guessed.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty self explanatory.
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you never know.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And then in Apex, it's like it's like every
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: other first person shooter. It's like it's you have but
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: you have like abilities and stuff. You have like specialist moves.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: Like I used to play his Bloodhound and he would
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: like if you if you double click to the bumpers,
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: you would get like this, you could see through all
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: the walls and stuff for like thirty seconds. So it's
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: a fun game, really fun game.
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: You know, there's Call of Duty, There's Halo, there's all
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: these there's so many shooter games. What makes a game
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: more popular than another?
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: And I think now with with gaming, it's like literally
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: I think it's just.
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: What they're like, how cool the skins are.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: Skins are a big factor for sure.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: If you got chicken from Family Guy.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah exactly. I think it's just like reputation. Like
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: there's so many new games that come out that are
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: so fun, but they die out after like a week
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: because everyone goes back to Call of dude, Like everyone
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: shits on Call of Duty, like it gets a ton
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: of hate. It's because it's like the biggest game, it's
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: like one of it's like a top like it's been
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: around for over twenty years, and it's been consistently a
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: top game for those twenty years. So it's like everyone
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: still just plays COD, counter Strike, League of Legends, APEX,
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: like they just play the games that they're from, that
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: that people have been playing.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: I'm hearing that the new COD is not good.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's unbelievably good.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: I'm hearing that nobody likes it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Is that what Tooch said?
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna say who told me?
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: Would you change your opinion if to changed his Uh?
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't agree with with Twosho's opinion on that. I
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: think the multiplayer is really good. I think the campaign.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: I didn't play the campaign. The campaign sucks. But the
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: campaign hasn't been good in Call of Duty since twenty eleven,
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: so it's like, who gives a fuck? The zombies are good,
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: the multiplayers good. Competitive is going to be unbelievable. It's
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: a great game.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: This is going to be a greedy asque of me.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: But do you think that dal touch would want to
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: come on too, son of a boy dad. It seems
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: like he has shared interest with you guys.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: I know that he would, I know, definitely have him on. Yeah,
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: he's he's by the way. He is funny and he
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: fits in so the way he blew up. His thing
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: that was most popular is that he would put on
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: a full suit and he would drink a case of beer,
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: get shit faced and live commentaint commentate tournaments of Call
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: of Duty and just like shit on the people and
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: all this, and so people would watch, they would stream
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: and watch him watch this and commentate on it. He's
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: really dry, he's really really funny guy.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: He's one of a sober dude.
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: Now, yeah he is. He's one of my good friends.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: That's great. I'm happy for you.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah yeah, so, uh he is sober as of
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: like uh, I think two years ago, maybe a little longer,
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: but you know, we talked about all that. So yeah,
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: there's a lot here. Many of us got a lot
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: in common with you. But but he doesn't. He doesn't
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: do the sober the way that you do. Like he
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: doesn't allow himself like three joints a night or anything
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: What where's he based out of Austin.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: H Yes, yes, he lives in Austin. But we could
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: get him on.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Or maybe when we do our big, big Austin trip
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: we'll get we'll link up with him.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: Oh that's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: cool idea for Texas Week. Yeah, he said that Harry
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: followed him on Instagram.
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, after you started talking about him.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: Well, Tush is a big deal. I know him as Tousche.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: You only know him as Tousche because I just called
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: him toush.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: You would love to think that. Why don't you rewind
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: to when we were playing golf and I kept saying,
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: good shot, Toushe.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: I'll bu'll believe it when I see it.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: You He'll tell you now, I'll be I'll be honest
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: with you. I think I started calling him too because
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: Grant Horvat just started calling him toushe, so I was involved.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: I know him as Tousche.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Speaking of Grant Francis, do you know Grant car Down No, Roan,
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: you obviously do ten X, Yes, ten X. He is
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: the dude who created ten X.
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: What's that He's like?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: He's like a supreme apex predator grifter who sells ideas
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: for like tens of millions of dollars, but none of
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: the ideas are materialized. He'll be a life because of
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: course says this is how you actually you you elevate
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: your life. All you have to do is just ten
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: exit and everybody's like taking notes like furiously. But he
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: literally doesn't say anything of and he's parlayed that into
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: ten X health And I mean it's it's like a
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: way of thinking.
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: It's like a grand scam.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like what he's a course guy, and you know,
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: you know the guys like it's like it's like Gary V.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: But like if Gary V was less serious.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: I think I could become one of those guys.
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: You easily could.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know, you got to have a certain I
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: don't know if you could ask him about the way we.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: Have been asking me for the war Path workout, and
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: I think if we just said, like I'm now living
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: my whole life preparing for war as far as diet,
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: how how I'm stalking my bunker under my house. Yeah,
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: what type of the way?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I say, if you made an Instagram account right now
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: called the war path war pathway of life, like the
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: war Path lifestyle, you would get to a million followers
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: ten x faster than you've been on the path to
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: it right now. You could probably get it by the
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: by like July of this year if you just like
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: started speaking.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: I I don't know if you have that, if you've
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: got that, that dog in you though, that killer, like
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: you got to have that killer in you have. You
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: got to be able to work in the eyes when
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: he goes, hey, Francis, what's your workout plan? And you
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: got to be able to look him in the eyes
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: and go It's going to be ten thousand dollars. It's
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: going to cost you ten thousand dollars for my word
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: to answer.
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: To this simple question.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: So if you got that in you, then you got
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: what it takes to be ten.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: You're just saying he doesn't have it in him because
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: he just told you that you don't have it in
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you to do what Tusche does.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Look, I've been saying this to myself for the last
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: couple of days. I don't I'm already as low as
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: you can't. You can't kick me any lower. I'm as
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: low as it gets.
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: Harry is video games streaming on Twitch akin to YouTube golf,
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: where you don't necessarily have to be that good at
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: video games. You could just be funny and you yeah,
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: absolutely the way that you know, you're like.
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: A wag in sunglasses or something, You're good to go.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, one hundred.
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: People, don't you go that route? Why are you not streaming? I? I, uh, well,
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: first of all, I'm not.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: I just don't really like streaming that much, but I
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: think I think I'm gonna stream today with Muke.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: After this, dude, you should be streaming on Twitch.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. See, I tried it out, and I've got the
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: setup for it like I could. I'm definitely capable of
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: doing it, and I enjoy doing it, like when I
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: go when I do it with like Muke or with
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: with Peters.
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: And you just said you don't really like streaming.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: I enjoy doing it when I'm with other people. But
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: I've ripped the solos a couple times. I get off
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: and it's like I feel sick after, Like you get
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: off and you're like, what did I just do? Like
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: I feel dirty, Like I feel like I'm like an
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: OnlyFans girl. Dude, you get off and then like you
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: close out of all your shit and then you just
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: got like the Twitch page pulled up and there's like
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: seven hundred million other people streaming and they're fucking prison apartments,
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: and you're just like, I don't think this is what
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: I want to do, Like, I don't think this is
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: for me.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you're starting with a lead in that you
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: have a following and fans who like you because you
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: play video games. I think people are looking to watch
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: you stream. Frankly, I would I would pay five dollars
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: on Twitch. Yeah, I mean I might even pay ten
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: dollars to become one of your star subscribers, so that
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: my comments jumped to the top of the chat.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: Of course, Well, Francis, I didn't know you knew so
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: much about twitch.
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: I know a lot about Twitch.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: We did a stream this weekend for the Bush Kickoff
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: had there was a kickoff tournament for Call of Duty,
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: and we did a We also put out like a
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: little mini like twenty five minute documentary, so go check
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: that out on the Bush YouTube.
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: I was watching clips from that and it didn't make
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: any sense to me. They were all disjointed.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: The clips.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: There was no through line or the documentary. It was
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: clips from the documentary, but it was all in one
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: video and it was like it opened on mook. Like
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: I was freaking out. I was losing my mind because
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: I'm watching this They're not streaming. Yeah, and then Jerry
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: was like, yeah, you know it was a problem, but
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: I didn't know what the problem was.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: What happened, So we did We got invited. There was
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: like a kickoff tournament for Black Ops seven and like
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: the league invited. It was all the pro teams, which
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: is twelve teams, and then they invited four challengers teams
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: the minor leagues, and then it was so that they
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: invited us. We got like an email from the Call
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: of Duty League being like we want your team to
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: play in this, which was pretty cool. We were huge.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: We were pumped about that and uh yeah, I was
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: in Baltimore all weekend doing shows and Saturday was day
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: one of the tournament and our team played the Thebes.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: They played La Thieves round one. Would you know if
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: the Thieves nayshot owns them, they're like the biggest It's
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: like Optic and then maybe Phase and then Thieves like
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: there their top three, if not top two organization.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: Thieves does things a little differently though.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah they're a super team.
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: Now asking Francis, how do they do it different?
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: They're just they're not as they like the ogs of
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: phaseen Optic were baked in from a very early time
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: and have kind of those guys have now aged, so
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: like those guys are in their thirties and stuff like that,
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: and there's so much infighting and there's all this like
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: drama between those teams, whereas Thieves is a little bit
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: more of like a cooperative team. It's run by naide Shot,
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: who was a good gamer himself, but he's probably more
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: of a better manager.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: I would say, no, I think he's definitely a better gamer.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: Okay, well, your word's not mine.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: He was really good. He was really good at Call
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: of Duty. But yeah, so pretty much what happened was
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: the league does like a broadcast, and there's so many
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: matches happening, so they were doing it like red Zone
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: almost where they're hopping back and forth between different matches.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: So they gave the players permission to st on their
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: own so we could see their POV and none of
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: our players streamed. In the defense of our players, I
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: will say not a lot of players in general streamed,
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: but like our guys have to. So it was kind
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: of a thing where it was like, this was a
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: big fuck up.
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: Why do we tell them you're the coach?
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: We did?
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: So tell everyone to stream and everyone said no pretty much.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly why did they not want to stream? What
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: was their reasoning for not streaming?
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: I think they just weren't really thinking of it, And
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: they say.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: What does that mean? They weren't thinking of it?
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: I think they were probably just more focused on competing
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: that day.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: It sounds to me as if there they didn't really
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: buy in and they didn't want to do the thing,
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: you know, the sort of like business side of the agreement.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: I think what happened is they didn't understand how maybe
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: they didn't get the idea of like how serious we
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: are about this that like we had the watch party
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: set up and we were live and we had like
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: fifteen hundred people watching, and we just couldn't watch anyone play.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: They basically don't understand that in order for you guys
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: to be able to pay them and to get them
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: where they need to be, they need to hold up
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: there into the bargain and do the bare minimum, which
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: is streaming. It would be like if we refused to
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: promote our Black Friday merch which is coming out this
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: Black Friday, Son of a Boy Dad huge drop check
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: it out only on the Barstool Sports store, right, yes, exactly,
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: And then Dave flipped out at us, which he would
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: be totally right to do. Uh, that's how I think
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: you guys should present this to them. And frankly, I
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: don't think you guys are in it. No, I see.
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: That's we're getting a lot of that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: We're getting a lot of people saying, you know, our
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: team's not serious, they don't care all this stuff, and
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: I and I, you know, I disagree because I think
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: they do. Can't well, I know they care. I mean
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: they all these guys want to They just want to
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: get back into the league. And we had a good
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: discussion and things have been fake out and we know
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: going forward. We stream Jerry's head it best going forward,
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: we stream.
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: Don't you think though, that the minute if you guys
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: get moted back into the league, the minute they're in
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: the league, they're just gonna fuck off to other teams
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: and better opportunities.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Definitely, But that's what we signed up for.
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: So there's no loyalty whatsoever. No, who will you replace
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: them with? If you get tell your ride Bush to
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: the league.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: Oh if we if tell your ride Bush goes to
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: the league, it's a completely different story. Like that's like
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: then we would have guys, there would be definitely be loyalty,
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: but that would because we would have to be paying
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: these guys a salary. Right now, it's in challengers, there's
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: not a lot of loyalty. Like ideally there will be
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: loyalty towards us because hopefully after this weekend they can
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: see that we have stuff that we can bring to
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: the table, Like we have people that want to watch
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: and are interested in this. Yeah, And like in esports,
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: eyes are probably the most important thing outside of just
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: your skill.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: SA, who's your biggest star on the team, Like, who's
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: your biggest Like this kid, it's a fucking star.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Well, our guys are are for the most part. Have
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: every one of our guys has been in the league,
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: and they've been and they've been in and out. TJ
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: our guy, TJ.
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: So TJ is the star. That's the first one. He said.
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: TJ is God, TJ Star.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna light up, pour some fucking gas on
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: TJ and blow his ass up.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely. And and as far as like the buying
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: in thing goes like everyone's like they're not bought in.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: They don't understand the opportunity. It's like, I don't I
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: don't really blame them because they've been doing this for
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: ten years. We come in out of nowhere, like I
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: get it. I get why they would be skeptical or
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: maybe think that we're not serious about it.
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: Would you guys say, would you say that you guys
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: are sort of presenting a slightly different way for them
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: to gain notoriety and followers and fans than the typical way,
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: which is to be at the top league. Yeah, soasically,
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: you guys are the Savannah bananas of whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, we are not the Savannah bananas.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: I think you guys are the Savannah bananas.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: No, Taylor Swift, No, we're not changing anything up in game.
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: Hill and he does a backflip, he does the macarena.
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: Oh got it.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Absolutely not none of that. We're We're a classy team.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: We play by the rules.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: You guys are definitely good at baseball, but you're still
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: a joke.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, You'll.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: See it's more about fun than it is about actual
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: integrity of the game.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: No, and I will say I will say, like we've
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: we've had two kind of tournaments already. We've been destroyed
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: at both of them. But I think something that everyone
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: has to keep in mind, because I tweeted out and
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: I was like, you know, heads are high, like onward,
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: let's keep this thing moving. We haven't lost against a
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: challengers team yet, We've only lost against pro teams who
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: are being paid millions of dollars.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Also also Francis saying you guys are a joke, could
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: be the start of your guys edit.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: Oh, absolutely that could be.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: I got we got, I got a bunch of I
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: got guys that are that are watching the zoom right now.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: You guys don't even know about it.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you guys did the Harlem Globetrotters of E Sports.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we might have more employees than Barstool has right now.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: We got like six hundred guys that we're working with.
• 40:30
  Speaker 7: What they do, what's their jobs?
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: They've all been there everywhere.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Francis, did you like your edits this past week? I
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: feel like they were really nice.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: I didn't expect that to happen when you mentioned that
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: on the podcast first of all, I didn't know what
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: an edit was.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I was definitely baiting. I mean it was a heavy bait.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I knew that we were going to get some heavy
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: ones after you if you bring it up, like if
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: you ask for an edit, you know that there's going
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: to be the absolute uge of heat.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, I think had I known that that was
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: potentially coming, I probably would have tried to be far
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: more concise in my introduction to the edit instead of
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: reading the entire fucking post that I did. You know it,
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: it really makes people wait a while for the music
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: to drop. However, Harry's syncing up with the some Day
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: was really really good. Also, for what it's worth, that
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: is a song that I never It never occurred to
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: me that that's like some aspirational song.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's the.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: First song that came to your mind, Harry when you
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: think of like turning it around and things going no, no.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: That's just because that song gets used in edits constantly.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Oh it's like the.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: Song See these are things I don't know. Yeah, that's
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: all right, Okay, well, yeah, I mean it was pretty
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: cool and some I will say that there was definitely
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: a range of ability in the edits Some of them
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: were really really good, and then some were like, dude,
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: what happened here? Yeah?
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: You made this on Instagram.
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: You just made You just used whatever footage you had.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: It's like whatever Francis footage you already had in your
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: camera role.
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: You didn't dig too deep. You just used the last
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: five minutes of the internet invitation. Some people like when
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: got footage of me unbusting with the boys and you know,
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: stand up clips, and like.
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: You were hitting you with still photos of yourself?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which I and then but at the end they
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: were like, put in it. They had too much time,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: so they were putting still photos of themselves in there.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Just people having a good ass time.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: With the edits.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: But I mean for even trying to make an edit,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: you get points from me.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: Oh big time.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: That's extra credit. That's all extra credit. That's not required
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: reading at all. Sas why did you bring up grank cardon?
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that. Oh no, I
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: just saw a funny video of him. I saw just
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: a classic Grant video.
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: It was like him from ten xx the Grifter.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: Oh you mentioned Grif?
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he saw a video of him going through Uh
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: he was like doing one of his videos, and he's
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: standing at like an airport security thing like a TSA
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: like TSA like the scanners, and he's like telling these
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: guys that are like taking the course to like empty
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: out their luggage. And one of the guys has like
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: a hair brush and like a hairdryer, and he's like,
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: look at this was it Is this someone that you
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: would ever want to be friends with? He would ever
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: trust this guy? And he's like going through all he
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: like finds his deodorant. He's like, this is women's deodorant.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: Get the fuck out of here, and it's like, dude,
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: people are paying for that.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: Hang on, is this the guy that tells people to
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: like take their shirts off.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: It's the exact same thing. It's not that guy, but
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: it's the exact same thing.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: It's like shaming just normal dudes into thinking they're like
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: the worst person on the planet and that the fact
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: that they have a hair dryer in their back is
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: the reason that they're not a millionaire.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: But you look at the audiences of those places and
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: like other menonists, red pill conventions, and like the dudes
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: are like pretty jacked, Like they do have like kind
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: of like spiky like nick Lache hair and like tap
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: out shirts and shit like that, but like they are,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: like it's not even like they're like slobs who need
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: uh you know, to turn their life around.
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: It seems like they're already there. But I guess it's
• 44:29
  Speaker 7: just the kind of the content that they like.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: And I think it's just like dudes that they're absolute lowest.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: Like I think it's like they're doing they look good physically,
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: but I think everything else is like they have no
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: idea what's going on because they go in. It's dubes
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: that go in with like they're like eleven percent body fat,
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: like maybe they got a like they got like a
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: little something that you could grab onto, and they go in.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: They need Grant to look them and look at them
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: and be like you're a fat fuck. You're a fucking
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: disgusted around you fucking pig wild War.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I always wondering what the first step on that journey
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: looks like, Like did he start selling right away or
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: did he start motivating right away?
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: Or what? What?
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: How do you get into that world of making forcibly
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: taking other people's shirts off.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: I don't motivating is a weird one because I I
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: love like I'm a big motivational guy, Like I love
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: like a good motivational video. And I listen to some
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: of these guys, not like the take your shirt off dudes,
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: but like I'll listen to the occasional motivational.
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: Speaker, little Tony Robbins, Little.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: Tony Robbins, Little Eric, little Eric Thomas, you know the standards,
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: little Aky Johnson, who knows? But you don't know, Inky, No,
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, who's keeping scores? All I'm saying, but I
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: don't know, Ikey Johnson, put me on, put me on.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll send you some Minky later. But you watch
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: these guys and you know, they kind of go on
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: about their like I like, I wanted to be the
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: top of my game, like like you gotta be hungry,
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: stay hungry. And then you're like, but all you're doing
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: is just telling everyone what to do. So it's like,
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: how do they?
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: I guess I'm a little I'm a little confused by
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: how that whole thing works as well.
• 46:09
  Speaker 7: Wait, does Inky Johnson only have one arm? What's going on?
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's only got one arm. He played it, he
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: played football paralyzed.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: You know who I find really inspirational more than those
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: guys that you're talking about, Harry, No, I canna say
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: the people that you know tell the story of how
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: they were completely addicted to drugs and then kind of
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: come back from from really rock bottom. On that. I've
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: there was a guy who played for I think the
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: Celtics for very Yeah, Sharon YouTube video boy that that's
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: really inspirational to me. Where I'm like Jesus, I guess
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: the way for me to go forward is to start
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: taking serious drugs.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: You gotta go low before you can get you got.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: I'm right now, I'm just living in a normal plane.
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: I have to go down in order to go all
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: the way up.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: I'm the lowest.
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: The springboard on the way up is Christianity too.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: Oh big time you start.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Coming back up and then you fucking launch off of Christianity.
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I don't. I haven't found God yet because
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: I haven't started looking.
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: You haven't hit rock bottom.
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: Any reason for me to search, you know, I'm I'm
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: looking out and watching guys shoot iguanas like life is
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: pretty good.
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know who's that?
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Who's my inspiration is a first responders, firefighters and cops.
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: You're a big firefighter guy.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I'm realizing that about myself. My wife was also calling
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: me out. She's like, anytime there's like firefighters and cops
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: around you like slob on their They're not badly. You
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: just want to surround yourself with firefighters and cops.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: I'm the same way with black people. Hell yeah, and
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: God helped me. If I ever meet a black firefighter.
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: They exist, they exist, they're out here.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: Wow, you were really badly burned. I don't know about that,
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: but hang on, hang on, so so Roan. I mean,
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: as a kid, I was obsessed with firefighters and fire trucks.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: That was like my number one thing. But I that shifted.
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: And have you maintained this adulation of fireman your whole life.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: No, I think it's more of a recent I think
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: it's more of a recent.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: Uh infatuation is because all of your friends are firefighters.
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: That be part of it. And I wind up.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I'll even start talking to him, and I'll start code switching,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: the same way Francis went with the black guy.
• 48:51
  Speaker 9: I'll be like, yeah, down at the firehouse on engine
• 48:55
  Speaker 9: at lasted two twenty, and I'll just fucking start going
• 48:59
  Speaker 9: like full like New New York guy voice, and uh,
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: it's it's shameful honestly, because I'll start telling them about
• 49:05
  Speaker 9: other firefighters and cops I know, and I like leaving
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: the conversation.
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: I know they don't want to fucking hear about it.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: They don't want to hear about a firefighter I know,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: to try and relate to a lived experience that they have.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking preposterous. But uh, some of them like
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: to tell stories. Some of them like the spin yards
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: all the world.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: You want to be a firefighter, pick your top city.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Not New York, Not New York, definitely not New York.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: So pick another one.
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, probably Seattle since it rains all the time.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good pick. Sales for the same reason.
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it has to be somewhere more.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: But a lot of cities don't pay their firefighters, Like
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: a lot of them are either volunteers or they're not unionized,
• 49:49
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• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: I don't get social fomo, but I do get food fomo.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't get any food fomo.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: Well, you don't really eat. I mean you're you go
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: to any restaurant you go to, you have the burger.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: Not quite not quite.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: You don't even say how's the burger? You just say,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: I'll have the burger.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: Because what are they gonna house the burger? It's terrible.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: Don't get it. That's not gonna happen.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: No, I know. But we could be at a tie
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: restaurant and you're gonna get the burger a.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Pad Thai last night?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, burger flavor. Yeah I did.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: Also pad Tie, that's the burger of Thaie food.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: It definitely is. And honestly, I actually think I just
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: don't really like pad tie.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Pat cu might be better. It's like mescal to tequila.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: It has like a little smoky.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: See you good. But you know what it is about
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: pad Tie. It's the egg. Get the egg out of there.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: Who the fuck is asking for that mushy, gross egg
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: that looks like chicken. You won't know it's not chicken
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: until you bite into it and find out that it's egg.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: At a tie The chicken of the tree.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: Yo.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: So one of these security guards in Chicago that when
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: we were walking with the with the rats, the rat
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: jumped onto my shoe, the jumped onto his shoe.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 7: He shot it. Former cop by the way, solid solid guy.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: But he said that he was going to Disney World
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: and like two days before he left he ripped his
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: calf muscle, and so he was supposed to be walking
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: around with his kids at disney World. But then he
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: said he had to be in a wheelchair for the
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: entire time at disney World. And I was like, well,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: at least you get to bump up to the front
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: of the line like wheelchair I think at Disney World
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: bumps to the front of the line. And he told
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: me that they got rid of that a couple of
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: years ago because local Florida families were renting out their
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: special needs children at Disney World for people to take
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: them to the fast of the line. It's the real
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: fast past. And at first I was like, that's so
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: fucked up, but then I realized it's the first ever
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: win win win situation where you get to go to
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: the front of the line, the parents get to get
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: a little money, and there's a fucking special needs kid
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: just going to Disney World every day of the week,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: riding the rides, waiting in no lines. Yeah, that's the
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: most victimless crime that's ever existed.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: That's a healthy exchange, that's all. It's just a healthy exchange.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: Roan, Have I ever told you I used to be
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: an autograph hound. When I was a kid, I was
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 6: a hound, and I would insist that we when we
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: would go to Celtics games, my dad and me, because
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: when I was in seventh grade, I had sepsis in
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 6: my ankle and it was really really bad. So I
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 6: was in the hospital for a long time, and when
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: I came out of it, I was so sick. That
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 6: sort of to help me like recover because I had
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: an IV that was in my catheter, that was in
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: my heart and stuff like, I was in a bad way.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: So we got a ten game package to the Celtics.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: When was this when I was in seventh grade, and
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: you know, obviously I was on life support for a
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: couple months.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: I sat in my ankle and my liver.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: We used to he would have to he would have
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: to administer my antibiotics through my catheter in my heart
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: during the game because I had to do them four
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: times a day, and he would like, we would like
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 6: lift up my shirt very kind of subtly. And I
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: always remember there always be like some other man drinking
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: around us who'd be like that kid's a fucking warrior sick,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: which was cool. But anyway, uh, that was when I
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: was in seventh grade and I was a hound, and
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: that year I did my best autograph work because I
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: was a sickly child.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: A chair in a chair, wheelchair with like a blanket
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: over your lap.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: No, I was out of the chair once I got
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: out of the hospital. Uh No, because I had to
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: have the ankle surgery. So she's in a chair for
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: a little bit. But no, when I when I was
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: going to the games, I was no longer in the chair,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: but I would. We would show up an hour and
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: a half early during shoot around and go. I knew
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 6: exactly where I needed to stand and I needed to
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: get autographs. And then I hit a growth spurt, probably
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: around that time, like eighth grade, and then I went
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: when I was out, dude. When I was a freshman
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: in high school, my buddy Michael and I went to
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: see the Celtics play the Cabs in Lebron's rookie year.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: And I was so excited about Lebron, and I had
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 6: mowed a lot of lawns to save up to buy
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: the Cleveland Cavaliers Lebron James authentic jersey, the red one.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: It was fucking sick and I was waiting to try
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: to get his autographed, and I remember Darius Miles took
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: the jersey and signed it and it was the Lebron jersey,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: at which point I was like, well, the only way
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 6: this makes sense now is if I get the entire
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: team plus Lebron, right, Yeah. So then I just started
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: like begging these like benchwarmers to come sign the jersey,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: which they did, and sure enough Lebron comes back to
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: go through the shoot around, and because I was no
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: longer a sick child, the only person on the team
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: whose autograph I did not get was Lebron James. Brutal
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: though I have like eleven autograph on an authentic Lebron
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: James jersey from a Cavs team that meant nothing, and
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: the only one missing is the guy who's jersey.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: You've got to get it at the Internet Invitational next
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: year when he plays in it.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, bring it.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: I have this jersey, and I have thought like, is
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: there a way for us to maybe I haven't even
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: told this story, is there a way for us to
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: leverage some sort of connection to get Lebron to just
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: sign it.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: I think we had this conversation about a year ago
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: on the podcast, and we may have nothing came from
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: it then, but we've got more a little more steam. Now,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: who do you.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Think your show, we told that story all the invitation
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: next like a big, big golf video, next, good good
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: golf video that you do.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: Make sure that you tell this story.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: So it can kind of get to him, because if
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: he's watching YouTube golf videos, maybe there's a way.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: I'm shall keeping it in your golf bag at all times.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 6: I don't need it for any other reason than to
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: fill a hole in my heart. It's like a feeling
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 6: of having missed. There's one puzzle piece missing.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: You should just like send it to Lebron, just mail
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: it to him.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: Well, then there's no guarantee that his assistant's not going
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: to sign it.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: True or Ronnie see him, Yeah, Ronnie might devalue the jersey.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there has to be a way. There has to
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: be someone that we know who is. I don't know
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: that Dave knows or Big Cat knows that we can
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: use to get to Lebron.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: Well, I think the problem is Dave has publicly hated
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: Lebron for twenty years.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: True, So that is your best rout, So Franz is
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: when you were out of the wheelchair.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 7: How are you proving you were sickly?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Well, I had lost a ton of weight, but they
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: don't even know what your base weight was.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: No, but I did. I did not look well.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 7: Oh so you were sickly presenting I was sickly feeling.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just didn't know. Like, of course, I'm not
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: doubting that you felt sickly. I'm just saying, like, how
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: did Darius Miles or whoever else know to like come
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: up to you or.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: Those guys were just giving autographs to everybody? Got it?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: Got it, didn't It didn't really matter. I mean I
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 6: was there so early and that I was standing in
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 6: the away tunnel in the right spot, so you know,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 6: they came out and signed a bunch of autographs.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 6: But by the way, do you know who else signed?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: Was car I think Carlos Boozer, Yeah, was on that team. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 6: I got his. And then then I said, I said,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: before the game, I go, hey, Carlos, may I have
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 6: your shoes, and he goes, I've got to wear them
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 6: for the game, but I'll find you after to give
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: them to you. And he didn't.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 7: Be looking for me.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 6: I wasn't. I don't remember being in the right spot
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 6: to receive them.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: He just stood there on the corner for fifteen minutes
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: waiting for you to.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Josh Jacobs just did Did you see that? He
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: took the ball back from that kid and then he
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: sent him a signed ball and it just signed Jersey.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 6: Hmmm.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: That's just class. That's class. We had a guy like
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: that on the Patriots right now.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 6: I think Elton Brand was also on that team, but
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 6: I could be wrong. No, what am I saying? I'm
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: conflating this. That wasn't the Cavs team. That was the
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 6: Clippers with Darius Miles on Lebron's rookie team.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 7: I think he was. I think he was maybe a
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 7: little bit.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: And and so was Carlos Boozer, right, yeah, that would
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 6: make more sense. Okay, that's right. Not Elton Brand. Then
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 6: forget al.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 7: He's saying.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: He's making stories. Steve Rasniyazzi, I was at that game,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: damn nice. But by the time you were fourteen, though,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: they were probably like Lebron was probably like he thought
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: you were a basketball player.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 6: Size, Yeah he did, he did? He look healthy?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 7: Boy?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my kids, well fed?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 7: What were you saying, sas brother.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: I was just saying we had in the office last week.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: Francis, you missed him the fuck you had bowen the
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: day that I'm not there.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: I didn't know you weren't going to be there. I
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: also heard that you offered up your apartment to him.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: He and I talked.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: I was killing me. I was cracking me up.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: I was on the phone with him and I was like,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: where are you staying this week? And he said he
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: was staying at on your couch and I was like,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 6: I don't think you want to do that. You know
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 6: you're gonna have to brush all the rat droppings off.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: Clean as hell, look out clean this places people.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: You should take a picture of that background without you
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: in it so people can use it as there's it's
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: kind of clean and iconic.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I got I have one. I ordered blackout
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: curtains and they brought one.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 7: They brought one sad one.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: Right here is the blackout and then these are not
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: blackout curtains, so it's pretty brutal.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 6: It's kind of half blackout.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: I just don't know in what world you would think
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: you would have to buy two of the curtains. You
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: would expect it to be. They be packaging the curtains individually.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 6: Were you insulted that I offered my apartment to Bow No.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: Not at all. I thought I just thought it would
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: be hilarious if he was like at the end of
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: the night he was like, all right, I'm going to
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: go back to francis Is now.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: It would have been smart of him to take it,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: like your apartment's very nice and taken care of him.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 7: We can see where he was sleeping.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: We thought about it, We thought about going over a
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: couple of times. Oh yeah, we were gonna both.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: Go you both.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I was like, I mean his place is probably
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: nicer than this.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you would. You could have slept on my couch, Harry,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 6: and you would have been happier than sleeping in your bed.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: Probably my bedroom sucks, but the we had a good time.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: He'd be uh. He stayed after I left. I had
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: to go to Baltimore, and he was like, I'm gonna
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: leave in the morning, and I was like, all right, cool.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: And then he called me the next morning and he
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: was like, thinking, I'm gonna stay until sun day. Actually
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: I was like, all right, dude, do whatever you want.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: He just I'm pretty sure he just played counter strike
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: just all day. On my computer.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 6: That's awesome. I give him some recommendations on some art
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 6: to go see. I don't think he.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: Probably he might have. He was he was doing ship
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: m hmm, but like I would wake up and he'd
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: already be on CS got grinding.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 6: Well, then my apartment would not have been ideal because
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 6: I don't have any of that stuff.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 7: No, they can't put your screens too big to play on. Honestly,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: did you.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: Guys see my best Did you guys see I switched
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: my monitor to uh vertical?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: I sent it in the chat BCC. You did? Yeah?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 6: I saw that your I saw your setup. It looked
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 6: pretty good. You look like a stock trader.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: I know, right. The vertical monitor is so game changer
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: right now and fits so many things, so many room
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: for activities.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 7: Oh show you have three games on the vertical model. Yeah,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 7: stacked up?
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Red Zone, Patriots and then I think the Colts.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 7: It kills the negative space.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: It absolutely eliminates its four.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 6: Could you do you not use your TV for anything anymore? Now?
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: I use it still, but watching Ball. I'll watch Ball
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: on it, and I'll walk like like if it's primetime,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: I'm probably watching Ball on the TV. But it was
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: just it was a good Sunday.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: And when you sit on your couch, are you laying
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: down across the whole couch when no one's there, or
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: are you sitting upright on your couch laying?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: For sure, I'm always horizontal.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 7: Honestly, Miss watched pretty much laying down right now.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: My feet are fully kicked up on the desk.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: My parents don't have furniture in their little bungalow right now,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 6: and so every night they watched Mayor of Kingstown. That's
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 6: the show they're on right now.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 7: I think it's the Mayor of Eastown. What's the Mayor
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 7: of Kingstown?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: I never heard of Kingstown? Is is this white guy
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 6: who comes into Jamaica and changes everything?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: Jump may No, it's Jeremy Renner.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 6: The record fictional.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: I've never seen it, but they they're raving about it.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 6: But I walked out to the go to the bathroom
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 6: and then came back in and walked by their window
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: and saw and looked in and they're both sitting in
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 6: computer chairs watching Mayor of Kingstown in this ende.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: You know, it's so brutal.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 6: It was really sad.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 7: Divorced Dad energy for sure.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: Computer chairs is hilarious beinning around.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: That's Carl van Hatten or wats Millhouse's dad name. Did
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: you either of you ever watch Did you guys watch
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: a lot of The Simpsons growing up?
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: No, I've seen I've seen like the classic episodes. Of course.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 7: I think it might have been then his show of
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 7: all time.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: That was when I tried, I like tried to get
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: into you can't.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: I'll just start like right in the middle because the
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: first first seas are bad, but sas tell me if
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong about this.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 7: Your friend bo is he a goof? Really? He didn't
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 7: really see he didn't really strike me as much of
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 7: a goof. Like he was a good, rock solid dude,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 7: but maybe a bit serious.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: I think he's definitely pretty serious, like in like public settings,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: like he's definitely a goof. But when we when we
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: go into the office, like it's all of a sudden,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: he's like in military mode, shaking everyone's hand. Hey, nice
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: to meet you.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 6: On bow.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: He gave me a very serious read.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: It's a lot of like sizing people, Like he's like
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: sizing people up, like trying to figure out if he's
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: gonna have to like spar with them.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: Dude. I know. I know a young guy who's in
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 6: the military. He's a close friend of mine, but he's like,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 6: he's like twenty eight and I've known him forever and
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 6: he is a goof. And then when I like introduce
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: him to people and they ask what he does, and
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: he tells them he's a he's a fighter pilot. He
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 6: flies F eighteen's and he's the fucking man. But like,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 6: as soon as people learn that about them, he starts
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 6: if they're older, He'll finish every sentence with yes, sir, yes, sir, yeah,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, I'm like, what are you doing that for?
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 6: Ye and he goes they like it.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 5: I'm sure they do, like when you give it.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 6: To them and makes them feel patriotic, you know, And
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I kind of I kind of dig that, Yeah,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 6: you kind of like that.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 7: I throw on, Yes, I throw on sir and Ma'am's
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 7: pretty liberally.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: But he's doing it. It's condescending coming from your own.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: He doesn't mean it. He's saying it in a nasty way.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 7: Man the whole time.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, there is getting it from a troop that's
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: gonna that'll make you want to fucking ride on a
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: horseback with the American flag.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 7: Flapping.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah. War bonds? Yeah?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 7: Do they still sell war bonds? I'd love to get
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 7: my hands on some bonds.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know. I don't think so
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 6: right now, but I could be dead wrong.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to make some money move as myself right now.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to get in on like I want to
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: figure out how we can go and how we can
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: bet against and like in video and all this stuff.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: It's like the big short. Yeah, I'm trying to pull
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: that off.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 6: You can shorten video. I wouldn't advise doing that.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: What do you know? Are you about to smoke their
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: CEO or something? What's going on here?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: I got some intel what I'm hearing that. I'm hearing
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: that Metas going with Google chips instead of in video?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 7: Is that true?
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah? That's what I'm hearing.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 7: And Meta is going to change the market enough for
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 7: how how big Meta is everything?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: I think Metas everything?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 7: Are you sure?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: I think I'm I think I'm back in on Zuck
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: all the way?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 7: Are you sure?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I think Zuck is him?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 7: Why because how much they spent on AI No.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: I saw an interview with Zuck where he was talking
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: about the AI race and like super intelligence, and he
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: was saying that, like he kind of dropped a little
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: flex in where he was like he was like and
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: you know, like we've invested six hundred billion dollars into it.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: He's like, and to be honestly, if it doesn't work out,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: we're not at risk of going out of business. We're fine.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: And I was like, that's pretty bad. He was pretty
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 5: much insinuating like if this doesn't work out, like Nvidia
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: and like open Ai and all these companies are done,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: but Meta, you can't take them down.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 7: It's just a little side project for them.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's just dabbling.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: I mean some of these AI companies are going to
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: fucking explode and like not exist, and the amount of
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: money they could have, like yeah.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: Well the total just it's just a circle jerk. They're
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: just they're just investing in buying.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: Because it's an arms race and they don't even know
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: what they're like going for, so they're just hiring. Like
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: the people in charge don't know what the end goal
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: of the arms race is, so they're just trying to
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: buy up the most expensive and intelligent people.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I didn't realize that it's like a it's I
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 5: didn't realize, Like I watched some whole video about how
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 5: super intelligence and how it works and like progresses. I
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: didn't realize that it's like the model of the AI
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: creates the next models, constantly growing and itself until it'll
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: get to a point where it'll just it'll be too
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: powerful and then we're fucked. Nah, And I think that's soon.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: You think we're gonna be fucked. I don't think we're
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 7: gonna be fucked.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: I think it'll either completely die out or it's over. No,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: like I think it'll I think AI will completely go
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: away and it'll always just be like a search engine,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: or the world will end for real. I think that's it.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: As long as they're playing ball on Sundays, dude, A,
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: I still can't figure that out.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 6: True.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: I mean, we'll be lucky if we even have ball
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: on Sundays.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 6: You'll probably.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll just spit out the score, like the game
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: will start at one and four of the score will
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: just get printed.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you just type into Sora. I want to see
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: the Pats in the Eagles play, but I want Tom
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: Brady to be the Patriots quarterback. This game, Okay, perfect.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 7: That will exist, That definitely will exist for sure, and
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 7: they'll rig the fuck out of that.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: It's all a bunch of ball.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 7: I'm not fucking scared. Are you scared?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: I'm not scared because I don't really use it. But
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: like some people, there's people that are, like, there's people
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: that are already fully AI dependent, like everything they do.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to name names. One of my friends
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: who visited me here and slept on my couch last week,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: he is fully AI dependent?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 7: What do you mean? What ways?
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: Calling me from the airport and like he's he wanted
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: to take the train to my apartment from the airport
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: because he didn't want to spend all the money on
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: an uber And he's reading me off all these like
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: options and I'm like, I'm like, he's like, well, what
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: if I took the what if I uber to it?
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, where are you getting this information? He's
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: like chat GPT and I was like, why aren't you
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: just fucking looking it up on maps? He'll tell you
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: exactly how to get here, step by step, with like
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: one hundred options. And he's reading a description on chat
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 5: GBT about how to get to my apartment.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: It is funny that chat GPT for like being the
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: one is just like text on a white screen.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, and it's just dumb as rocks.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it has no idea. Brain Dead couldn't tell me
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 7: who was going to win the forty nine ers game.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 6: Bron Did you see that?
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 6: Is my mic off?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 6: You're good, You're good, You're good. It's working. Yeah, you're
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 6: showing all right. I saw an amazing post about a
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 6: hack of how to sort of surpass or circumvent the
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 6: uber at JFK where you have to get on the
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 6: air train.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: To guess where they are.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: I'd be included in this conversation as well.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 7: If you die to me?
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah should we should? We just talk about this after
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 6: the episode.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 7: Grab a Canapringles sun and enjoy yourself.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 5: I also fly into JFK on it you take a
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 5: p and would like to know this cheat code?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 6: Harry, go sweep up for a bit now is uh?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 6: Some guy posted a thing about how if you fly
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 6: it specifically into Terminal five, which is a terminal that
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 6: is the delta terminal at JFK.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: The terminal from Hell.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 6: I don't think it's a bad terminal that's where the
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 6: Delta one lounge is, which is the sickest thing ever.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's a it's a bad terminal when you
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: gotta fucking throw on the running shoes to get to
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: your date.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 6: Well, you got to start getting to the airport earlier. Dude.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 6: I don't know why you like to play fucking Russian
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 6: roulette with the planes.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: Because it feels so good when it works.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 6: No, it doesn't your wedding. It's soaked and you don't
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 6: like to exercise. No, we've been through this. You and
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 6: I did this together at LaGuardia, do you recall.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that'll never happen again.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: And at least LaGuardia is central with three vessels off
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: of it, or like four vessels off of it. JFK
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: is just a fucking stripe. Yeah, Like you got to
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: go to the end of JFK. You got to go
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: to the end of B if you want to get
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: to that last flight.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, it can be so far.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 7: So what was a hack? Tell me that what the
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 7: hack was? Oh?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So the hack is if you land at terminal
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 6: five and you don't want to get on the air
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 6: train to get to the place where you have to
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: take the ubers. You go into the TWA Hotel, which
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 6: is connected to the terminal, and you call an uber
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 6: to the hotel and it comes in three minutes, and
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: then you get it in an uber right there.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 7: I like that long.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 5: That's sneaky. We might have to cut that out.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 7: Excuse me, sir, where's the t w A Hotel? I'm
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 7: about a tourist and.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: They take you right there and you're, oh, my god,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: that's fucking brilliant.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 6: My parents stayed at that hotel and they said it
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 6: was really cool. It's sort of in the style of
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 6: like the nineteen fifties. It's very yeah and funky inside.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've heard of a I've heard that it's like sick.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 6: Like all of the rooms. All the rooms are smoking rooms.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 7: Is that true. That's not true.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 6: No, it's not. But there's a lamp and the beds rotate.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 7: It seems very sixties, very red too.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 5: All the bed frames are like planes.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: I have another I have another hack for Terminal five.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: Uh to beat the lines and uh yeah, that's actually
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: a way better one. But it's when you're walking out
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: and then a guy in a leather jack comes up
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: to you and he's like TEXI and you fuck and
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: you ride with him, fuck that, and you take your
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: life into your hands and he'll get you there in
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: one third of the time.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then it'll he'll be like he'll look you in,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: he'll look at you and tell you it's five hundred dollars, but.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 7: You determine the price beforehand.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: I'm showing what it is on Uber and you're like,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: it's sixty five dollars on Uber. I'll give you sixty
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: five dollars to take to take sixty five.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, because see you guys are going back to Brooklyn. Yeah,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: my prices are like one fifty to get that from.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 6: K It's the same now here.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's probably.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's over one hundred bucks. It's outrageous. I don't
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 6: I would say Uber at JFK.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 5: Ever, I was saying to my friends, I was like,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: it's hard to even like tell people that like New York. Oh,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 5: like New York's not as expensive as everyone says, because
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: the second they get here, they got to eat the
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: price of the flight that it cost them to get here,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: just to get to my apartment.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like bo is taking public transit.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he took the bus from LaGuardia's.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 7: Probably not that bad unless you have a ton of bags.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 5: No, it's like a bus to the train and the
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: whole thing. I think he also only had like a backpack.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: So but you really can't, like there's you can't take
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: public trans Yeah, like if you have like checked luggage,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: you're fucked.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 7: It's a rich man's game, it is. I heard.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: What you got to do is you fly to the
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: TSA hotel instead of New York and the.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 7: Best, the cheapest way I.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 5: Say about planes, But have you guys do this?
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 7: Don't make it the last thing.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: Have you guys heard about this? I I got hit
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: up a bunch after we recorded the episode where I
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: talked about my problem with Delta and uh, and I
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: talked about switching over to United. Did you guys know
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 5: United does a status match Delta? But I know, but
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: I'm switching away from Delta.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they'll only do it for that year though.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean, well you only have it for a.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: Year, sure, so you have your chance to earn the
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: status on if you go to United?
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 7: And what you have to leave Delta completely? Do you
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 7: have to like you got you.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: Close your Delta account switch over to United, close the account.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure you could make another one. But
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 5: why do they want to make sure they get They
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 5: want to make sure they're getting your hundred percent.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 6: They trying to take you as a client.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: Ye. Interesting, and I think I'm doing it. I think
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: I'm I got a meeting. I got a call after
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 5: this with some guys over at United. We're gonna talk logistics.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 7: Fly a different flight with United.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: Just because you got honey potted, they probably knew you
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: were on the fence, and so they put that fucking
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: seven seven seven in front of you, so you were
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: laying down for the hour and a half it took
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: to go from Chicago to New York.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 6: We'll see.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 5: All I know is that right now, different flights just
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 5: to see. I will, I will before you Delta. I'm
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 5: flying Delta tomorrow, going back to Massachusetts.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: But because dude, you were telling me that the TSA
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: line is chalked at fucking LaGuardia and that you don't
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: even you're giving up your TSA status. I went through
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: the TSA There wasn't a single human being there.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: So that's why you can't be giving it up just
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: because you had one bad experience.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: I'm over it, and I've seen enough. I've heard enough.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 5: Delta is over.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 7: You will not be able to come back, dude.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: They're just going to make over fifty percent of their
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: profit on premium seats this year. I think it's fifty
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: three percent of their profit on premium seats.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 7: It's all first class. The whole scam plan is first class.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 5: No, it's a scam. They're stealing the money right out
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: of your wallet and you don't even know.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: Don't tell me I'm wrong for making this my personality, dude.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 7: Don't make think.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: This United has a better fleet. They have a much
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: better fleet, and they don't though they have a way
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 5: better fleet. That's not they have better flights. Oh my god.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 5: And have you guys been to Terminal C or Terminal B.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 7: I'm never going to be there. You'll never see me there.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 5: It's like it's like the Golden Gates.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, New York is terrible, New Yark is trash.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: Oh you haven't been to the new terminal.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 6: And I was just there. I was just there.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 5: Last every gate is a three minute walk away.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 6: Harry, let me tell you something. Let me tell you
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 6: what happened to me. I had an early flight. I
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 6: had an eight am flight out of Newark last week. Okay, okay,
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 6: I get there. I haven't had my coffee because I
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 6: figure i'll have it. It'll be easy to get a
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 6: cup of coffee at the airport, right, It's probably the
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 6: easiest thing you could get at the airport. I go
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 6: into that central flight food emporium that they've got there,
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 6: that triangle shaped central food emporium. Do you know what
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 6: I'm talking about? Of course, yeah, Okay, there is one
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 6: cafeteria coffee shop. I go over and I say, Hi,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 6: I'd like a latte and they said, oh, we we
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 6: can't make espresso drinks. I said, but you've got an
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 6: espresso machine. She said it's not working.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 7: I said, okay, she said, I don't know how.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 6: What can you make? She said, We've got dripped coffee?
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: And I was like, is this a prison? Is this
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 6: a is this like a fucking school PTA meeting?
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: At United, we don't like to spend a lot of
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: the money on like the gizmos and the gadgets in
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 5: the terminal. We want to spend the money on the fleet,
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 5: the actual fleet itself. Well, you gotta have it all
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: we're trying to prioritize luxury in the sky rather than
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 5: luxury in the waiting area.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 7: Brother, can you have both?
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 7: Why why not both?
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 5: Delta surely doesn't have both. They don't even have one.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 7: You had one bad experience where you were nasty too.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 5: You go to the soup kitchen at LaGuardia. That's always
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: a good time, truly. I mean it's like you're spending
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 5: how much money does it cost to get.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 7: To diamond twenty eight thousand dollars?
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 5: Twenty eight thousand dollars. Well, that's there to get like
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 5: ice cooled.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 7: There's other ways. There's other ways to get there.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 5: It's over. I'm telling you guys it.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 6: Go use one of your diamond sort of choice medallion things.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 6: You get up five thousand MQD, but.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: You can get m QD bonuses as the program from
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: within it reach pyramids.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 6: Not reaching. You either know how to do it or
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 6: you don't, and you don't know how to do it.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 6: In fact, Harry, I.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 5: Know you're trying to catch anything.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 6: You're not going to reach like Pole North Pole, explore
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 6: status on fucking United next year either whatever the fuck
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 6: that dumb.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: Ass right, it's gonna be the same incentive structure to
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: get up to North Pole much.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 5: It's a much more fair we've been I've talked to
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 5: a couple of reps, the United guys. I can't really,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 5: I don't really want to be sharing this information. Didn't
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 5: you wanted to come over with you playing for the competitor?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because it's a bad package.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: You don't You're not equipped to say it out loud when.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 5: In the future, in the future on this podcast, when
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 5: we're talking airlines, treat Delta the way you would treat
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 5: other competiting brands. I don't even want their name coming up.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to bring it up like another competiting brand.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 5: Say that.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 6: Competing competing airlines? Do you know what that? Do you
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 6: even know what the names of the tears United are.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 5: But it's like I think it's like Rocks. It's like
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 5: like I don't know. I think like the highest is
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 5: obsidian is.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 6: Imagine if I have higher status on United than herr
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 6: he does this.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 5: Year, Well, you definitely do. I don't fly United.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 6: What do you mean?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 5: I've only flown it like a couple of times.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 6: Mileage plus where am I at? Uh? I have I
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 6: have Premiere silver. That's all I've got.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Premiere silver has got to be you walk in
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: the door with that right. That's off name recognition alone.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 6: You gotta kind of do a little bit of work to.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 7: How many miles do you have over there?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 11: Brother?
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: On United? Yeah, I don't think I have any. I know,
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 5: let's see member.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 6: Eighty six, eighty six.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 7: Got sixteen K four thousand. I'm loyal as hell.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 5: Explore both ancient and modern architecture. All I've never used too.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 5: I've never used this single thing to get status. I've
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: never used a United mile ever. Does does Delta have
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 5: direct flights to Tokyo?
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 6: Yes, actually yes they do. They do through Detroit.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 12: Sure that's through Detroit. That's not troth Minnesota, forty five
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 12: minutes away. Where where does you're telling me? United has
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 12: a direct flight to Tokyo from Newark.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 5: From every from everywhere? No way, Logan, New York, Philly, Baltimore.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 5: I almost took a flight from Baltimore to Tokyo this weekend.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: We have the United apps open. We all have the
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: United app open right now. I mean I could corroborate,
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: I could disprove this right now.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: The longest flight that Delta has is from fucking.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: I know this answer, bro, it's it's from Atlanta to Joeannsburg.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure it's from New York to fucking Atlanta.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: That's the longest direct flight Delta has.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 6: The tears are silver gold platinum and Premiere one.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 5: K, silver, gold, platinum and Premiere Premiere one.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 6: You're all Premiere silver, Premier gold, Premiere platinum, and Premiere one.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 5: And how much better does Premiere one K sound than diamond?
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 7: You can't?
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 6: Why would it go? Why would it go? Silver, gold, platinum,
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 6: one thousand?
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 5: That's just how we do.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 6: That doesn't make any fucking sense at all. Oh sorry,
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 6: I'm Premiere. That's like telling me someone that the judo
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 6: belts go from white, blue black lobster claw.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 5: I think the problem here is is that different metric?
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 6: What what? What measurement? What does that even mean? One k?
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 6: One k?
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 7: Just one k sounds like? What's know?
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: Their platinum sounds like a wide receiver's instagram?
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 7: What is it again? Say what it is?
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 5: One kye?
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 7: That definitely sounds like a J Brown's Instagram.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 6: There's gamer handle.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I just think I think you guys are
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 5: holding on to the hope that you're one day going
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 5: to be three sixty. And I don't think it's going
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 5: to happen.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 7: Francis. I hate to break it to you.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: They do not have direct flights, or they do have
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: it on on United they have.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 7: That's a reason too.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 5: Uh, it's truly if it's fascinating what we're doing over
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 5: at United right.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 6: Now, that's amazing. That is amazing.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 7: Business Class five hundred.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 6: I will say, I flew home from Johannesburg to Newark
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 6: on United in there whatever Polaris Sweet or their seats
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 6: or whatever, and it was spectacular. It was It was
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 6: a brand new plane. Like I had to I had
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 6: to pull the plastic off the screen in.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 5: Front exactly exactly. That's what I'm telling you. At United
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 5: we're getting they're getting a better fleet. But first Classic United,
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 5: you're it's like you're in your own like room Delta.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 5: It's like the seat is three inches bigger than coach.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 7: That can't be true.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 5: That walk around they're walking around with fucking you want
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: an orange juice before we take off?
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 11: No?
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 5: Why the fuck would I want that?
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: You want some sugar? You aren't your anxiety spiked?
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: That's what it bounds, is typing in the chat saying
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 5: that he has to go.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 6: Don't put it on me. You said I have to go.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 5: I'm fully I mean we can end it. We've been
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 5: going for an hour forty. Yeah, we're good, We're good
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 5: to go. But hilarious that you're sending it in the chat.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 6: My dad just came out and was like, yeah, yeah,
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 6: I get it.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 5: How much time? Yeah, no, that makes sense. Our forties
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 5: a long time. We have our forties, like they're starting
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 5: to wonder what's going on.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Dave's here at gunpoint.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 6: Again, not again, I've ruined the family plans for the day.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 6: Is put it that way?
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's tough out there.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: You probably have more sunlight than we do up up
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: here in the Great Northeast.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's about two thirty, so it should be getting
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 5: dark any minute.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 6: All right, Happy Thanksgiving boys, Thanksgiving everybody. Later.
• 1:45:08
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• 1:45:31
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