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A walk 🚷 aaaand ANOTHER BAR 🥂 · An ASMR Practice

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  Speaker 1: Everyone's got a story to tell, for real. If you
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  Speaker 1: just listen, you know? Yeah. If you listen right, bro, like.
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  Speaker 2: This is so true.
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  Speaker 1: Like, where are you from?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You're from way the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Way the fuck? Yeah, dude. Like.
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  Speaker 3: Like.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, man.
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  Speaker 5: If we was just too stupid to, like, say what's up,
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  Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like, we would've never met.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, you said... If you ask...
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  Speaker 2: What did you say? If you ask right? Or if you.
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  Speaker 2: Talk to him right you said everybody's got a story
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  Speaker 2: to tell if.
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  Speaker 3: You talk to him right yeah dude can you elaborate
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  Speaker 3: i mean yeah i guess it's just like where are
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  Speaker 3: you from if.
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  Speaker 5: You don't come up with like if you don't come
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  Speaker 5: off like disrespectful you.
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  Speaker 4: Know what i mean yeah exactly i don't know like
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  Speaker 4: how to explain other than that like i like.
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  Speaker 5: Dude like i don't care where you're from like i
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  Speaker 5: don't mean it like that i i honestly i think
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  Speaker 5: that's the issue like i actually care what you what
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  Speaker 5: you've been through and what you care like what you
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  Speaker 5: care about and where you're from.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah But, like, at the end of the day, like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you're just another human being. Like, it'd just be cool
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  Speaker 1: to know your story, bro. Like, I got a story.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a story. You got a story. These people
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  Speaker 1: who live there got a story. Like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I just think that shit's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: For sure. I agree. Nowhere. Nowhere. Nowhere? Question mark?
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  Speaker 1: Nowhere, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Nowhere?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Duh. Okay. Three different interpretations here.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. What was that movie?
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  Speaker 2: Damn, David, you are fucking... You.
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  Speaker 1: Suck at navigating.
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  Speaker 2: He's doing it. What do you mean? He's the map.
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  Speaker 2: He don't say shit.
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  Speaker 1: He just goes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all you gotta do. Follow the leader. David's
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  Speaker 2: leading right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. I mean, dude, you got a nice ass.
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  Speaker 1: I'll follow that.
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  Speaker 2: You hate this. What is the quote? Hate to see
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  Speaker 2: him go. Love to watch him leave. Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 1: But I can only be gay or incest at the
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  Speaker 1: same time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. Same.
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  Speaker 3: That's some real southern hospitality.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: We're not from Alabama, brother. We don't get down like that, dog. Oh, man, dude.
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  Speaker 2: That's a.
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  Speaker 1: That's beautiful. That's what I'm saying, bro.
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  Speaker 2: We've never seen this shit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to take a whole picture.
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  Speaker 2: Take a whole picture.
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  Speaker 1: I had to try.
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  Speaker 2: I had to try. It's locked. They locked us out.
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  Speaker 2: What the heck?
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  Speaker 1: That shit beautiful, man.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the fucking White House right there? What the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: This motherfucker said that's the White House.
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  Speaker 2: It's the greenhouse now.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, dude.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to take out of you, bro. These
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  Speaker 1: people got, like, a whole security system, bro.
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  Speaker 5: They're probably about to come out here and be like.
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  Speaker 3: Because I tried the door.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's security. He's like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: They got their freaking rifles. Guns are legal here, yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Guns are legal here?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, conceal carry and everything?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, like, literally, you can do whatever the fuck
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  Speaker 1: you want.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sick.
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  Speaker 1: Good. Ah! Dude, what was that house we was passing?
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  Speaker 5: And we passed it, and their ring camera was like,
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  Speaker 5: you're on surveillance.
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  Speaker 1: Are you being recorded?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My last job, I was a mailman. Those things would, like,
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  Speaker 3: totally freak me out because they would be like, you
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  Speaker 3: are being recorded.
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  Speaker 2: And it's, like, all so sudden. It would make me
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  Speaker 2: scream every time. So I'm, like, screaming on everybody's ring camera.
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  Speaker 2: Probably worse.
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  Speaker 1: It's all good. You're in flops, dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my friend was saying I shouldn't wear flip-flops. Like,
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  Speaker 3: I might, like, step on, like, a heroin needle or something.
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  Speaker 2: Really? Man, I don't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: Especially, like, on bourbon and all that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even believe it.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, dude, it's wild. On bourbon, you gotta step over. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: you'll have to step over a homeless dude, like, shoot up.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but that's bourbon. That's literally bourbon.
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  Speaker 5: David, we gonna go to bourbon later this week or what?
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to be a fucking pussy your whole life?
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  Speaker 2: Nah.
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  Speaker 3: It's all good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm down, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all went to the purple drink place?
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what it's called, but they have some
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  Speaker 3: kind of purple drink. I had it when I was 18,
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  Speaker 3: and it really made.
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  Speaker 2: Me very sick.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, damn. I haven't had that. Damn. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: have to see what's up with that.
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  Speaker 2: It's like famous. I walked by it after we went first.
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  Speaker 2: The Grimace? Oh, shit. The Grimace Shake? I had one
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  Speaker 2: of those, too.
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  Speaker 1: You talking about McDonald's, motherfucker?
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  Speaker 2: Don't bring McDonald's into this.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, bro.
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  Speaker 5: You bringing my boy Grimace up in this shit?
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  Speaker 1: Damn, dog. How far are we all the way, bro?
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  Speaker 1: Five minutes, man.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-oh. Security. Twin book security. Hey, I want a rod, dog.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be more secure if you gave me a rod.
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  Speaker 5: Every house I walk by, I'm thinking about robbing, dog.
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  Speaker 2: It'd be more.
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  Speaker 1: Secure if you... I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, you're a brave fucking woman, honestly.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I can't believe you're just walking with two strangers, bro.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. If you kill me, it's on you.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to have to live with yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I feel that. Dude, she is, bro. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even mean that in a weird way. This is
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  Speaker 1: what it is. It would pop in my head. I
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  Speaker 1: just know that I wouldn't have done it.
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  Speaker 3: I come from a military family, so y'all said you
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  Speaker 3: were in the military. I'm like, y'all are family, basically.
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  Speaker 1: We're cool, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, 100%. The state protects me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'd kill him if he acted stupid, and he'd kill
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  Speaker 5: me if I.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Where the fuck did the sidewalk go, though? They said
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  Speaker 2: no sidewalk necessary. You're the fucking navigator. Why are you
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  Speaker 2: asking us? Hey, I'll follow him.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, dude.
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  Speaker 5: You're the navigator, and you're asking us why the fucking
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  Speaker 5: sidewalk ended?
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  Speaker 1: Nah.
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  Speaker 2: What's your genre of map? Is that Google or Apple? Apple. Apple?
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  Speaker 2: Apple was tricking me, bro. But I'm glad it works
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad it's safe.
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  Speaker 5: The only thing I like about Apple is it, like,
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  Speaker 5: saves parked cars, so I know.
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  Speaker 1: Where we park.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I miss about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's the only thing we fuck with, bro.
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  Speaker 3: God, I hope I can find my car later.
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  Speaker 2: Did y'all walk to the bar? You live around here?
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  Speaker 1: No, uh, yeah, we walked, but it wasn't that far.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't park very far.
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  Speaker 5: I know how.
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  Speaker 1: To run that thing, dude.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta fucking take that bitch for a spin, dog.
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  Speaker 1: Like, just be looking in people's windows.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'll look at your whole family while they
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  Speaker 5: eat dinner, dog.
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  Speaker 2: You say, like, Theo Vaughn?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I love Theo Vaughn. You know, he's from Louisiana. What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he's, like, from Covington or something.
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  Speaker 2: Holy shit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm, like, keeping time when I get on
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  Speaker 1: that cocaine, dude. I'll watch your whole family eat dinner.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: I freaking love Theo Vaughn. He's, like, my spirit animal.
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  Speaker 5: He's literally one of my favorite whole, all-time favorite comedians, dude. Like,
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  Speaker 5: and it just makes it even funnier that he's from
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  Speaker 5: Louisiana and he talks about, like, Louisiana shit.
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  Speaker 1: And it makes me so happy.
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  Speaker 2: You got that, too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, boy.
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  Speaker 1: I was born with it, bro. He said, dude, I'll...
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  Speaker 1: He said, I'll beat fucking Down syndrome, dog.
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  Speaker 2: That's what he said, bro.
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  Speaker 1: He said, what you mean? Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: You got the Uptown Fitness. Holy shit, that looks nice.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 2: Got a guy doing pull-ups.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. Get it, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, calisthenics. That's what I'm saying, bro. Performing.
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  Speaker 1: Show us all up, dog. Appreciate that. Babe, where are
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  Speaker 1: we going, bro?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, man. Hey, no.
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  Speaker 1: You are the fucking lead man, dog. I'm leading you. Where?
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  Speaker 5: Sounds like we're just fucking walking by these people's houses
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  Speaker 5: and shit.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm too stupid. Like, dude, I really want to
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  Speaker 1: rob these people. The kingpin. Dude, these people look rich
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  Speaker 1: as hell, bro. I bet they got jewels up in there, bro.
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  Speaker 5: Just insane.
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  Speaker 2: They got jewels?
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  Speaker 3: They ain't got.
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  Speaker 1: No damn jewels in there, bro. We getting that motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: We gonna be sick.
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  Speaker 5: One heist, David.
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  Speaker 4: Just one more.
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  Speaker 2: Just one more heist. Bruh.
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  Speaker 3: This is why, this is why men.
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  Speaker 2: Be getting in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, we really are dumb.
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  Speaker 2: You're just joking around, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No, but that's some shit that people, like, dude, like,
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  Speaker 5: could you imagine just be, like, sitting there?
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  Speaker 1: And it's just a group like this. And somebody's like, hey, dude,
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  Speaker 1: we need to fucking rob Chase Bank. Like, Chase Bank's
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  Speaker 1: right there.
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  Speaker 2: Like, let's go rob it.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: And people are like, let's go do that shit. He
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  Speaker 2: said it's my bank, not that one.
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  Speaker 1: But, dude, people do that. And they're just like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: let's go rob that bank. And then people did that shit.
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  Speaker 2: They did do that shit.
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  Speaker 1: Like, Bonnie and Clyde just fucking.
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  Speaker 2: They did do that shit, for sure. You know Bonnie
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  Speaker 2: and Clyde died in fucking North Louisiana?
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I did not know that. Were they killed by the police.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: Or what? Yes, they were shot the fuck up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, they still have the car in the museum, like,
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  Speaker 5: where they were shot up, dude.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: They were fucked up, dude.
• 9:36
  Speaker 5: They put, like, fucking 300 bullets in that fucking shit.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it was up north Louisiana, dude. It was insane, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go to the fucking museum. I think
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: that'd be cool, bro.
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  Speaker 5: I almost dressed up as Clyde one year for Halloween.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I realized Bonnie and Clyde were real people.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was, like, a novel.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, dude, real as fuck, dude. Yeah, nah, they were
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  Speaker 1: fucking wild, dog. They were just robbing shit, dude. And
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: she was a nut. She was weird.
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  Speaker 3: She was into it.
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  Speaker 1: She was crazier than fuck.
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  Speaker 2: He was a squirrel looking for a nut.
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  Speaker 4: He was just doing shit, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't we go in here? The kingpin. All right.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: M-A-Y-F-A-I-R.
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  Speaker 2: It's down this street right here from Tanya.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to see this restaurant called August Moon on
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  Speaker 3: your left.
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  Speaker 1: It's right behind there. It's a fucking great food bar.
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  Speaker 1: I want to get a drink here before we go.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I am. How do you spell it?
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  Speaker 3: Mayfair.
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  Speaker 1: M-A-Y-F-A-I-R, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. What's your name?
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  Speaker 3: Chase.
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  Speaker 1: Chase. Um, what y'all have?
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  Speaker 3: How much? 19. Um, I would take, like, a Pinot Grigio.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Two R.I.T.S.
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: What is that? It's a really good career. Okay. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: Long Island. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just heard of it. I like it really. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you so much.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: What's your favorite sport to watch? Do you like sports?
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: Basketball.
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  Speaker 2: Basketball?
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  Speaker 1: So valid.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: I probably... I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Probably basketball. It's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I would say basketball, too. Did you play sports? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Basketball and baseball.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, cool. I played basketball and volleyball.
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  Speaker 2: What kind.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Of game do you want to play? I think he
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: already knows. Okay, good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish I would have stuck with sports.
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  Speaker 2: As opposed to what?
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  Speaker 1: Doing what I did.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: The military?
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  Speaker 5: He would have been a lot better at baseball, man.
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  Speaker 2: I think he did something in baseball.
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  Speaker 1: I pitched in baseball. I pretty much did everything in baseball.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for your time. What's up?
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? We're just trying to find somewhere to
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: go to play pool. Yeah, Mayfair's great. If you don't mind, like, cigarettes, cigars, smoke,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: those hefeis is great. What's the closest? The closest would
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: be La Bonta. But I'd go, Mayfair's got like two, three,
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: four things. It's like, I would say. They've got 19
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: in the wall. Oh, you walk in and go La Bonta.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: La Bonta? La Bonta, it's just, uh.
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: You go straight down to your hip magazine.
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  Speaker 2: It's the next, like, big street.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Take a left. It's like two blocks away. Okay, sure.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Hey, what's up?
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: What's up, man?
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: What's up? How are you? I'm doing all right. How
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: are you?
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: I was playing a game. Thank God.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool. Y'all want to keep this open or closed? Oh,
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: you can go.
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  Speaker 4: Justin.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Laura and Justin. That's my nephew's name.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I owe you. Yeah, I owe you one, Justin.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: What's that going on? I live in the neighborhood, so
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: I'm here a little bit. Yeah, I wish I was there.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: Yahoo.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: You were good at it, or you liked it?
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: I like playing it, but... I'll start smoking weed.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: And all that shit when I'm on high school soon. Yeah.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: That'll get you, for sure. Oh, yeah. And then we're
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  Speaker 2: not going.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: To be team with it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, take it from there.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: Right on the other side.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: Right. So what you got going on?
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: I am waiting on a drink.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: The bartender is here. I play pitcher, catcher, shortstop, baseball, basketball.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: What was your team name? The Wolves.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: The Wolves?
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: The Wolves, like a wolf. Yeah, yeah. The Wolves.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: That was our school name.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: The Bar Paul Wolves.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: The Bar Paul Wolves.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: We didn't have football.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: 95.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: They have football. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We had football. Holy crap.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: How small was your graduating class?
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't graduate from there, but it would have been
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: like 22 or 23.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe 30. Okay. Hey, how big was your graduation?
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  Speaker 3: 20.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: 20? No shit. Dang. I think mine, I want to
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: say like $ 200.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: So I moved from that school, and I moved in
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: with my dad, I guess.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: It would have been like a hundred and something.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't graduate. I got my GED.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Fair enough.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: And now I joined the fucking army. Did he join
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: the fucking army?
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. How was it moving in with your dad?
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Was it a good experience?
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: What was the reason?
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: You don't have to tell me.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I just decided to move in with him because.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I wasn't doing good.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: At my other school.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: So I just decided to move in with him during
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: the summer.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: And I started my junior year at Desmond.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Okay. You know where LaRoger's at?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: The what? LaRoger.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Sorry.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: LaRoger? LaRoger, no. It's like by hand.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: The Roger.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Roger.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Isn't that like a code? Like Roger, Roger? It's like L-O-R.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: It's like Lowe Rangers.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Lowe Rangers.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Huh.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: They call it like the Roger. Okay. Interesting.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: What are the wolves?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Their name was also the wolves, too. Oh, yeah? Huh.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got two schools where I'm from that are
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: both bulldogs.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Where do you say you were born in Texas?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the one the guy recommended.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Sounds British.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: We're going on the.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Mayflower, he said.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: We're going back in time. Mayflower.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Mayflower.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: We met somebody who looked like exactly like.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Our fucking English teacher. Oh yeah? Yeah. What?
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: At the fucking, like, she was sitting next to me
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: for the longest time.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: She looks exactly like.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: And acts like our fucking language teacher.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Okay. Is that a good thing or no?
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I feel like she's going to give me an F.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: She's going to make me write lines.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I still haven't seen her since like the whole month.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: She's going to.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Make me write lines. I said, I've seen it. And
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: that's not right.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I saw it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: And she made me write back and forth. I kept saying,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: on purpose, to piss her.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Off at the end of the year. Yeah.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: And I just never turned into a white detective.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: She's an asshole.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: She's cool, though. She's cool now.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: He rolled his eyes.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: She's an asshole, dude.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, I was in there, and I was like, yeah,
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go to Harvard.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I was in seventh grade, dude. She was like, I've
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: seen your test scores, honey. You're never going to make
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: it in Harvard.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: She was an.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Asshole, bro.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Harvard's really hard to get into, though. Dude, I was
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: a fucking smart kid, though. Okay, but Harvard's very serious.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: At that time when I was trying, I swear to God,
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I had a perfect fucking score.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I had all.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Straight fucking 180s.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, especially, like, all the way up to eighth
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: grade until I went to basic training and shit.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Dude, like, I did really well in school.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I was an honors mat.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I took college courses in high school.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Fuck that.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Like, I was on the track to fucking beat it.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I was a nerd.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 100%. And, uh... Dude, she was a fucking bitch, dude.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, for real, bro. Did you apply to any colleges?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I got accepted in LSU, Southeastern.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I only applied to Louisiana schools because of my... I
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: had scholarships.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Even when I fucked off in high school, like, I
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: still did good enough.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: He took college courses and did good enough and all
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: that to go to LSU, Southeastern, all Louisiana schools.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: And then I had a baby.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: She fucked everything up. I love her to death. I
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: wouldn't say a damn thing. But, yeah, she fucked everything up.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: In you, bro. In me, God damn you. Hey, don't
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: talk about my niece like that. Bro, man, I love
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: her to death. I'll fight her right now. Nah, she's
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: the fucking cutest, dog.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: You have pictures?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 100%.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: No, she's the best, dude. Check her out. Aww. That's Emmylou,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: that's Libby Jean.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: What'd you just do there?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I see. That's the boy. Aww, the baby. Yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: that's the baby boy.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Abel James. Abel James. Hey, you want to see the
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: fucking cutest shit you've ever seen in your life?
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Of Abel? Oh, yeah, I'll show her that first. But
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: then I'll show her the one of... Oh, shit. It's
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: on my.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: It's on my head.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Hold on. Can you hear it?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Hold on. What's daddy tell you?
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: You're a little.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: You're teaching.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: A boy how to cuss?
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't even do that until it was an accident.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: But I'll show you the sweetest thing.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: So my wife at the time, when I was.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Married, she was like super famous on TikTok. So when
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I came home, my coming home video went viral.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: It ended up on the news.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: What did? I'm coming home, Lydia.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: We're not engaged tonight.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Look at you.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Dude, that shit is fucking crazy.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I ain't no bitch. That shit's crazy. Yeah, yeah.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm confused with.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Y'all want to play pool or y'all.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Want to fuck off here? I was going to.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Say, I want in. Let's get.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Our new friend.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I want in.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Wait, you got to send it to me too. Yeah,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: save it.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Save it.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: It's just not.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Hopefully I know it. Let's try. Okay, there I am. Hey,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: how are you? She don't know how or where she
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: is right now.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Hey, that ain't nothing wrong, though.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see what's up. I see what's up. What
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: is your name? I don't know.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Me? Ebony. Ebony.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: I thought you were about to ask me questions about
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: what's up.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I'll let you be, girl. I was about to say,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know. There's a lot going on.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: So, I may not have paid an okay.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: You may not have paid what?
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: I paid in the car.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: You paid in the car. I have.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: It'd be like that.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: No, it's, uh.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I am drunk as fuck.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: Taking an Uber, I worked here for 20 years.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: You worked here?
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: I no longer work here now.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Okay. I'm glad you're taking an Uber, girl.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Just in general.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Okay. Immediately when somebody's like, where's my home? Oh, I
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: just noticed your shirt. That's cool.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Get home safe, girl. Love ya.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: It be like that sometimes.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: It really do. It be like that.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna act like I didn't see outside a
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: drunken night.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Or two in my life. She just came up to
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: you just saying shit. That one and her. Alright.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: What's your name?
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Faith.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: And me. Nice to meet you. The people who are
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: sober at the bar. Yeah, yeah. You're sober? You're like
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: 100% sober? I don't know. Okay, yeah, yeah.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: But I'm just saying, the interactions are making me want
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: to drop my bike off and.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Then come get fucked up.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Because I'm like, I'm not on the level.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: That is apparently me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This bar is,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: they're getting something in here.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: It's New Orleans.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Every bar is that size.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Are y'all visiting? I'm visiting. They live here, but I
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: don't know. They're in the military, so they're traveling. I'm
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: just also traveling, I suppose. Where are you from?
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Little Rock, Arkansas.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: No shot. Where are you from?
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: I'm from Northwest Arkansas.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Do you go to Fayetteville or something for school?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I know, I know. I am in between jobs. Near
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Prairie Grove.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I know, I'd be like that too sometimes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I went to grade school in Fayetteville. And then, yeah,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: moved to Prairie Grove.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: What's going to grow like up there damn that's it
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: very christian very conservative very.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: White i'm glad you broke out.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Of there i know right i know i was working
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: in springdale i really.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Liked it i might go back have you been to
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: northwest arkansas well.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: I mean fayetteville and all the ozarks is probably as
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: far up north actually.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute no august arkansas too I'm talking about people.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Augusta. You know Augusta? No. You know Bob Knob?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Bob Knob.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I've heard of it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: It's like, right.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: When you get to Bob Knob, you know you're on
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: your way to Augusta.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: It's country as hell. It's small.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: It's small.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: That's where my great-grandparents are from.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: What do you do in Little Rock? Well, I'm up
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: here now.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: But when I was in Little Rock, I worked at Broadcasting,
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: and then I moved.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Down here to do the same thing. You from Little Rock?
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: You from Little Rock? Yeah, I went to visit there.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: That's a cool-ass place.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a cute little small city.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we went to, like, Hot Springs.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: And all that. Oh, yeah.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: You get the.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Water from the springs?
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I had to.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Okay. I'm down here. Gotta bring your own jug and shit.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't do all that shit. I just got a
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: water bottle.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Dude, it was so cold. It was so cold. We
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: stayed at the hotel. I left that shit.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: In the car and it froze overnight.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: It was so cold there. What's your name, man?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, Ebony. Ebony? Justin. Justin?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: And.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: And singers? Oh, wait, no.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: No, yes, I hear it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Faith.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: It's supposed to be like justice.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Justice. I like that. Karma. My name is Karma.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: No, it's Faith. It's a nice little intro. Yeah, you too.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: I like your vibe a lot. Small-ass world. Yeah, yeah.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: So you've been an artist? Okay, you know that.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Were you coming down here to see like a show
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: or something?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: To visit a friend and to just get away, you know.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my best friend from grade school is from here.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: And one of my exes slash friend went to college here.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Too late. Yeah. Yeah. You rate how much it is?
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Five. Five dollars.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Five big ones? Yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I do not
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Have cash.