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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show April 28th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: I could barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating.
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  Speaker 1: Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a cameras bag,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna remember.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So this is a question for not just
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  Speaker 2: everybody in the room, but if you're listening right now,
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  Speaker 2: everybody in the world. Yeah, we get your your response
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  Speaker 2: to Greg's question. Was it an over reaction?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Yes, Well you don't know. So let's listen.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to Greg's story here and then and then and
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  Speaker 2: then vote. Okay, yeah, and don't and let's just hear Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: let's let's let's hear Greg out first. Let's hear all
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  Speaker 2: the stuff. I'll hear him out and then yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: we'll hear Greg out. This is way it's gonna work.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody reserve comment. Please, if you have questions, it's one
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  Speaker 2: thing I pretending not to know Greg. If you have questions,
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  Speaker 2: don't ask questions them. We'll let everybody vote on the text,
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  Speaker 2: and then we'll come back with our take and then
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  Speaker 2: the listener's consensus A right, right, right.
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  Speaker 3: All right, And I'm gonna text everybody in this room
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  Speaker 3: in just a moment to give you visual proof of
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  Speaker 3: what I'm talking about. And this is gonna come with
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  Speaker 3: a few prefaces. I would preface it with saw something
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  Speaker 3: and said something, because that's what they say, if you
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  Speaker 3: see something, say something. Imagine those cases with all these
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  Speaker 3: red flags. You hear about whatever a shooter, and then
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  Speaker 3: everybody in retrospect says, oh my god, they actually talked
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  Speaker 3: about it, they actually had a gun. They actually and
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  Speaker 3: then you kick yourself because you thought I should have
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  Speaker 3: said something. So in case something ever came at this,
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  Speaker 3: and you send the pictures so we can post it.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to say this because I think the audience
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  Speaker 3: needs to see send me the picture. Okay, that's your judgment.
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  Speaker 3: I will send you the picture one second. Because I
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  Speaker 3: had this in a group text. So what I did
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  Speaker 3: was I saw this, and I made an official report
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  Speaker 3: with the Department of Homeland Security. Like we're not talking
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  Speaker 3: like grocery store drama. We're talking what I thought maybe
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  Speaker 3: could be federal drama. Yeah. I conferred with a couple
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  Speaker 3: people beforehand and said, is this an overreaction if I
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  Speaker 3: report it? And they said no, you should absolutely report that. Again,
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  Speaker 3: questions only right then here in the studio. I only
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  Speaker 3: told one person about it and showed it to Gina.
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  Speaker 3: She nearly fell off her chair and said, no, you
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  Speaker 3: did the right thing. So here comes the photo. This
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  Speaker 3: is what I saw. For all I know, it was
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  Speaker 3: a misunderstanding. Maybe this means something else, Maybe it's supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be funny. But it was an SUV in my
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  Speaker 3: neighborhood with a massive sticker on the windshield. That says
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  Speaker 3: Taliban massive. Okay, is that not weird from anybody?
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  Speaker 4: Again?
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  Speaker 5: From covering the windshield from one side to the other.
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  Speaker 3: Correct, a massive, massive decal, says Taliban. Did you get
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  Speaker 3: the photo?
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  Speaker 2: Yep, I'm gonna I'm gonna post it. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: take the license police the license plate out.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 5: Question is this somebody that lives near you? Do you know?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it was temporary because I haven't
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  Speaker 3: seen it in a couple of days, but it was
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  Speaker 3: a house that had recently been sold.
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  Speaker 2: Was this suv sitting outside of a flight center?
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  Speaker 3: No, it was not. Again, we get to ask questions.
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  Speaker 3: This is a residential neighborhood.
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  Speaker 5: Can you describe the car? What kind of car?
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  Speaker 3: Large, GMC white, GMC suv?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, not like a Mini Cooper?
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  Speaker 3: No? And the Taliban sticker was.
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  Speaker 2: Huge Okay, I just took the license plate out of
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  Speaker 2: the mix. I'm going to post it on our Instagram
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  Speaker 2: right now and hold on.
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  Speaker 3: I found it.
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  Speaker 2: So was it an overreaction? Greg calling Homeland Security?
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  Speaker 6: Can you describe because I'm trying to look at the picture,
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  Speaker 6: but I really can't tell. Can you describe what the
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  Speaker 6: image are on each side?
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  Speaker 3: Trying to figure that out myself. It kind of looks
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  Speaker 3: like the monopoly Man. So that's why, Yeah, I thought like,
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  Speaker 3: is this a some sort of brand I'm not aware of?
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  Speaker 1: Is this like a I mean, because I mean rappers
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  Speaker 1: would reference the Taliban.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I ask, like, is like the monopoly Man
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  Speaker 3: and then Taliban? Is that a thing?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, as far as I can tell, I mean,
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  Speaker 7: I definitely, yeah, it is the monopoly Man, which is
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  Speaker 7: used by a lot of artists.
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  Speaker 6: Like they're running two different directions. I see now, Okay, I.
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  Speaker 3: Couldn't tell if that was then it is, So again,
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  Speaker 3: this could be sheer ignorance on my side. Maybe it
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  Speaker 3: meant something like, oh, this means.
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  Speaker 1: It could be a clothing line.
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  Speaker 8: Think that's weird now, Greg?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Uh, there is a Corvette that's in my neighborhood
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  Speaker 1: that says f the moss with a bunch of like
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  Speaker 1: full On does not. If full On says it and
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  Speaker 1: it has a bunch of American flags on it, would
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  Speaker 1: you call Homeland Security on that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's not that's an anti terrorist, right.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that's the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: But that's exactly so you would think that maybe that
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  Speaker 1: person might be armed as well?
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  Speaker 3: Well, like this one, if it said the Taliban, I
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't report it. What would you think that? Would you have?
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  Speaker 1: Like maybe kind of like some kind of sense like
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  Speaker 1: maybe that person might be armed?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Just it's posted probably it's posted on our Instagram story
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  Speaker 2: at the Woody Show. It's a picture of the white
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  Speaker 2: GMC SUV with this Taliban you know thing across the
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  Speaker 2: top of the windshield. Greg called Homeland Security about this car.
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  Speaker 2: Overreaction or did.
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  Speaker 3: The right thing? You can vote, Okay, you can vote there.
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  Speaker 2: You can also text over to two two nine eighty seven.
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  Speaker 2: Was it an overreaction?
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  Speaker 3: Did you notice? Or did Greg do the right thing?
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  Speaker 3: Do you notice that the license plate cover also has
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  Speaker 3: a matching logo to that I did not?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I drove, yeah, it says four by four,
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  Speaker 1: so it might be a brand.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's I mean, I hope it is. I hope
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  Speaker 3: I'm one hundred percent wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So was it an overreaction or did Greg do
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  Speaker 2: the right thing? Text your vote over to two two
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  Speaker 2: nine eighty seven. We're gonnalet those votes come in. Take
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  Speaker 2: a look at it on our Instagram at the Woody
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  Speaker 2: Show on our Instagram story, and then we'll come back
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  Speaker 2: and uh.
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  Speaker 3: And then give you the We'll give you the.
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  Speaker 2: Answer that you that you crave Greg. Okay, yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: he's he's asking right.
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  Speaker 3: I can't overstate it enough. I could be completely wrong,
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  Speaker 3: and this could be like a skateboard brand or a
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  Speaker 3: shoe brand. I don't know, all right, but you already
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  Speaker 3: called Homeland Security. I called. I was on hold for
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  Speaker 3: like half an hour, and then it kept saying like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: you can do this online. So I said to screw it.
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  Speaker 3: So I just typed in everything online is it? And
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  Speaker 3: I even wrote on so you submitted it online. I
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  Speaker 3: filed the report and I even said I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if this is even reportable or if I should even
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  Speaker 3: be worried, but just in case, Okay, this.
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  Speaker 2: Thing, take a look at it on our Instagram and
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  Speaker 2: then send your vote either on the Instagram you could
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  Speaker 2: vote right there or text over if you have other
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  Speaker 2: thoughts or things you want to say over to two
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  Speaker 2: to two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 3: We'll let you what the We'll let you know what
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  Speaker 3: the audience says. Nice show.
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  Speaker 2: Greg wants to know did he overreact when he was
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  Speaker 2: out and he saw this big white suv and like
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  Speaker 2: a banner across the top part of the front windshield.
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  Speaker 3: It's just his Taliban, So damn weird? What does Greg do?
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  Speaker 3: Greg calls Homeland Security US right, see something, say something,
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  Speaker 3: and he goes to report it.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I ask everybody to keep their their answer to
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  Speaker 2: themselves while we let people go and text in and
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  Speaker 2: then also go on our Instagram story. There's a picture
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  Speaker 2: of because Greg took a picture of it, so we
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  Speaker 2: have a picture that you could vote there. Do you
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  Speaker 2: think Greg overreacted by calling the Department fall maand Security, which,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, he said he called and was on
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  Speaker 2: hold everything and so this could do it online, So
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  Speaker 2: we did that.
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  Speaker 8: You ever hear anything back?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing, not one word, no follow up when you file it,
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  Speaker 3: like you put your email, phone number, everything, and I
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  Speaker 3: heard nothing back.
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  Speaker 5: You you gave them like their address and.
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  Speaker 3: Like their like where uh where did this happen? When
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  Speaker 3: it happened?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I've called Homeland Security before. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: in the show because we were we were accidentally getting
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  Speaker 1: tagged in like some photos and it was like middle
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  Speaker 1: school kids. One of them, like on their social media
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  Speaker 1: had a gun and they were posting stuff like at
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  Speaker 1: school and it was like some small town.
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  Speaker 3: I was able to differ.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was able to like figure out where
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  Speaker 1: it was and then I called Homeland Security and gave
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  Speaker 1: them the uh the social media profiles.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I agree with that.
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  Speaker 2: That's yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, Gina grad overreaction or no,
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 6: Not think it's a overreaction if the onus is not
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  Speaker 6: on us to go digging around seeing if this is
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  Speaker 6: like a band name or a clothing brand, Like if
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  Speaker 6: you're putting that on your car, that's that's something that's
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  Speaker 6: a risky thing that's gonna get people worried and and
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  Speaker 6: have them do what Greg did.
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  Speaker 5: So I don't think it's an overreaction.
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  Speaker 2: I say overreaction because if you're the Taliban, are you
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  Speaker 2: driving around in a car this is Taliban?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe you're you're pretty not people are pretty dumb though.
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  Speaker 2: After the whole point of you know, being an embedded terrorist,
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  Speaker 2: stay on the d L like, why would you be
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  Speaker 2: driving around like I would not, I would have never
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  Speaker 2: called Homeland Security on you.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a total over I think this was
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  Speaker 3: a member of the Taliban. No, well, then why call
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  Speaker 3: homeland security because I don't know what what is behind,
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  Speaker 3: don't know what exactly you're making my point. I know
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  Speaker 3: I'm making a point. Why would you have a Taliban sticker?
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  Speaker 3: Not that you're in the Taliban, but maybe that you
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  Speaker 3: support them, or maybe that you're inspired by them.
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  Speaker 1: I think we're leaving out a couple of other factors.
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  Speaker 1: This is I always say it's an overreaction. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's the only response I can give Greg. But because
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  Speaker 1: if you look at the photo and there is a
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  Speaker 1: piece missing from our instagram that also the license plate
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  Speaker 1: cover has the monopoly the matching monopoly man logos that
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  Speaker 1: are next to the textas says Taliban, I believe it.
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  Speaker 1: I would look at it personally and say that's a
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  Speaker 1: poor choice of words. But the cartoons around the text
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  Speaker 1: and the matching license plate, I'm like, okay, this is.
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  Speaker 2: Just for the sake of argument, Yeah, did you even
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  Speaker 2: notice the license plate frame or.
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  Speaker 3: Argument Men's? Had you just seen the windshield.
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  Speaker 1: With the monopoly Man's next to it, I would say point,
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  Speaker 1: poor choice of words and just would have moved on.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so you're voting overreaction because it's my only option.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 8: It sounds harsh, but.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I do not think this is an overreaction.
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  Speaker 2: I think that it was smart because why not say
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  Speaker 2: something there's no harm in it.
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  Speaker 5: They can look into it.
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  Speaker 2: And I would be worried if I saw that on
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  Speaker 2: my street because I would be like, who are these
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  Speaker 2: people and what's going on?
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  Speaker 5: And why is this here?
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  Speaker 6: It's for sure concerning and I don't really want this
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  Speaker 6: as a neighbor.
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  Speaker 5: Right, I would be concerned, So I would report something.
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  Speaker 6: And I know for a fact, because this happened to
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  Speaker 6: my friend's kid, that they will check in on you
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  Speaker 6: for less, you know, like like like we've seen even
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  Speaker 6: in the news, like the kid had a pop tart
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  Speaker 6: and he bit it so it looked like a god
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  Speaker 6: like people will check.
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  Speaker 5: In on you for less. This is pretty disturbing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So again, if you want to see the picture,
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  Speaker 2: it's on our Instagram story at the Woody Show and
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  Speaker 2: you could vote there. Here's some of the texts that
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  Speaker 2: are coming in. Yeah, Greg, Greg's I didn't We're not
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  Speaker 2: putting Greg on the spot. Greg wanted to bring this up.
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  Speaker 3: Well, sure, and I agree with Sammy, no harm, no foul.
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  Speaker 3: Look if it's if it's a joke, if it's a
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  Speaker 3: brand name, if it's a new trend on TikTok, fine, right.
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  Speaker 2: This one said, uh h, I say he did the
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  Speaker 2: right thing. Most likely they're looking for attention, and Greg
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  Speaker 2: hooked them up right there you go, and they got attention.
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  Speaker 2: This one says, even if someone is trying to be
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  Speaker 2: edgy and funny, it's the kind of thing that's only
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  Speaker 2: going to invite scrutiny and stuff like this comes with
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  Speaker 2: predictable consequences. Greg did the right thing. You also should
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  Speaker 2: have called local law enforce and people said, yeah, why
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  Speaker 2: would you why would you not call just the cops?
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  Speaker 2: Buy homeland security?
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  Speaker 3: Overreaction?
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: Greg gets map and they call public intoxication while walking
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  Speaker 2: his dog drinking one beer.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that was a great argument, all right.
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  Speaker 3: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: I guess maybe because you're kind of seen as like
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  Speaker 2: a you're like an anti cop, like like what like
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  Speaker 2: just let people do whatever, you know, like they're not
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  Speaker 2: harming anybody.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that he's saying this could harm them, right,
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  Speaker 5: and we don't know that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 2: There has been a trend lately with some people putting
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  Speaker 2: controversial words or symbols on vehicles just to get reactions
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  Speaker 2: or attention.
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  Speaker 3: It's for TikTok videos probably. I use Google.
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  Speaker 2: Lens to search the feature, and there's no indication that
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  Speaker 2: this is any sort of brand or company. In either case,
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  Speaker 2: it's weird that someone would want to display that on
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  Speaker 2: their vehicle. I mean, if they're going to have a
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  Speaker 2: decal like that, they should expect to get calls about it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm curious to know what their intent was, but I
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: don't think anybody will ever know. This one says, Greg,
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  Speaker 2: You're a pussy ass bitch. This other one says, saw
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  Speaker 2: a car with Nazi symbols on the rims here in Utah.
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  Speaker 2: Not an overreaction, but we are protected by our freedom
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  Speaker 2: of speech rights. This one says overreaction, why would terrorists advertise? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Greg should have called police, Homeland security is a bit much.
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  Speaker 3: He's dramatic. I vote. He shouldn't have called could have
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  Speaker 3: been just an edgy merch brand. See, I thought police
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  Speaker 3: would be an overreaction.
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  Speaker 2: Greg, you did the right thing. It's not for you
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  Speaker 2: to determine if it's a legit or a joke or
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  Speaker 2: a brand.
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  Speaker 3: That's their job. They'll figure it out. Yeah, so there's
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  Speaker 3: a lot of that.
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  Speaker 2: Now, let me refresh the votes on our Instagram story
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  Speaker 2: and see what you guys said there and just updated
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  Speaker 2: sixty one percent of the vote. Greg says that you
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  Speaker 2: did the right thing. There you go sixty one to
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  Speaker 2: thirty nine.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thank you for the feedback. It's just it's I
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  Speaker 3: don't care what side you're on, because I asked a question,
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  Speaker 3: and a question can get a a yes or no answer.
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  Speaker 3: So I appreciate the feedback a lot, but I think
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  Speaker 3: one hundred percent should agree. It's pretty damn weird. It's weird.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird for like, I don't know why. That's a
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  Speaker 3: curious choice.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why most people do what they do
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  Speaker 2: when it comes to stupid or silly stuff.
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  Speaker 6: But like a lot of people said on the text,
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  Speaker 6: this person obviously wants attention.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you got the attention, And like you said.
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  Speaker 6: About cops that calling the cops seems more immediate and
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  Speaker 6: calling what you did is like just look into this when.
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  Speaker 3: You have it right, just like almost in a way
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  Speaker 3: like I did my part. I thought it was a
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  Speaker 3: cops inanely.
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  Speaker 6: Strange, like, well, I know there's a non emergency number
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  Speaker 6: of the cops. Does feel more like emergency.
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  Speaker 3: Like that's stupid, Yeah, dumb. Did you wait around the
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  Speaker 3: see who got in into the car? Yeah no, no,
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  Speaker 3: no, no like a little girl.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, didn't come out with like a amount of fertilizer,
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  Speaker 2: no other things like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing, It's very weird.
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  Speaker 4: Show.
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  Speaker 3: What the Greg minutes Our video producer, his name is
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  Speaker 3: Vaughn Hi, Vaughan, what's up for about?
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  Speaker 4: So?
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: As I was walking through the hallway during the commercial
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  Speaker 2: break after we were talking about that woman who's suing
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  Speaker 2: the Phoenix Police Department, she got picked up for a
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  Speaker 2: d U Y even though she wasn't drunk at all,
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  Speaker 2: zero points zero zero on the breathalyzer.
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  Speaker 3: Did the blood test? What was it? Super norms in
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  Speaker 3: the norm yeah whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then there was the clip of the police
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  Speaker 2: officer talking to the arresting officer talking to this other
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  Speaker 2: woman about how she needs to get some du.
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  Speaker 6: Gorya's attorney obtained this body camera footage of an officer
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  Speaker 6: appearing to express concerns to the arresting officer right after
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  Speaker 6: Longoria's arrest.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: They're going to kick me off, squat U, but I
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: seriously pulled like, but I'm like, I can't just conjure one.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: I have tried, you can you can? I've tried, try
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: try harder.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: So anyway, we're talking about that, and then during the break,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: I go out in the hallway walking past where Van's
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: all set up, and he goes, hey, man, I got
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: pulled over. So let's play a game. Why did Vaughan
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: get pulled over? I mean everybody's first guess is.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Because black, right, But I have a second guess. It's
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: here's the thing. Guess mine was smiling too much? I mean,
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: what was it?
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: So the reason they initially pulled you over wasn't I mean,
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: it was what do they tell you?
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Least?
• 17:00
  Speaker 8: The initial thing was for a broken tail light?
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Broken tail?
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's easy, which could also be follow under driving
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: while black, Yes, that's for sure.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: And then how did the conversation go from there?
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: Let me go back real quick, just because it's part
• 17:14
  Speaker 8: of the story.
• 17:14
  Speaker 9: So, about a year and a half ago, my car
• 17:17
  Speaker 9: got into an accident from somebody who's not me driving,
• 17:20
  Speaker 9: so the insurance couldn't cover it, so it hasn't been
• 17:21
  Speaker 9: fixed yet and that's why the tail's broken.
• 17:24
  Speaker 8: So it actually is it actually? Guess? Okay?
• 17:27
  Speaker 9: So, uh, I'm on the way to a friend's house
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: to see if he's home. He lives on the side
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: of the street, not on the side of the street,
• 17:35
  Speaker 9: but in an apartment building on the lowest, lower, lowest level,
• 17:38
  Speaker 9: and I'm looking to see if he's home, and I
• 17:41
  Speaker 9: swerve a little bit and that's when the cops are like, oh,
• 17:43
  Speaker 9: this dude's swerving, yeah, and this tail light is out,
• 17:45
  Speaker 9: so they pulled me over.
• 17:46
  Speaker 8: Boom.
• 17:47
  Speaker 9: I pull over immediately and they're like, hey, what's up.
• 17:51
  Speaker 9: You were swerving back there. Your tail light is showing
• 17:54
  Speaker 9: its white instead of red for the break light, like
• 17:57
  Speaker 9: you have issues with your car?
• 17:58
  Speaker 8: What's going on?
• 17:59
  Speaker 9: And then he's like, and also I smell a strong
• 18:02
  Speaker 9: odor of freshly burnt cannabis.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Well, well, okay, I get that same with when I
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: walked by our office.
• 18:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, And he's like, uh, have you been smoking, and
• 18:17
  Speaker 9: I'm like, I smoked about an hour ago, and I'm
• 18:19
  Speaker 9: not gonna lie. You know I did about an hour ago.
• 18:22
  Speaker 9: Uh not while driving. I was at a poetry event
• 18:25
  Speaker 9: and then we yeah pizza, so you know you got.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: To so you know you got super loan doves too.
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: Super low dose.
• 18:31
  Speaker 9: It was very loud actually, so uh He's like, all right,
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: get up, get out of the car, and we're going
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: to do some DUI testing on you. So they do
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: the counter thirties. You have to torch your head back,
• 18:43
  Speaker 9: close your eyes, and counter thirty at the same time.
• 18:46
  Speaker 9: So in my head, I'm like one, one thousand, two,
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: one thousand, thinking how many get out of here?
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: Uh, three, one thousand, yeah for one thousand to thirty.
• 18:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but like number one, the anxiety of being pulled
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: over is one of the more I'm gonna bring your
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: adrenaline up. So and then also being a little high,
• 19:04
  Speaker 9: I skipped a few numbers while I was thinking in
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: my I could so once I got like once I
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: got two thirty, I waited like another like second or
• 19:15
  Speaker 9: so and opened my eyes.
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: He was like, all right, that was thirty seconds.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: You got it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 9: You know, how'd you do it? And I told him
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: one one thousand and two, one thousand boom, go through
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: more tests. The balance tests. You know, you had to
• 19:26
  Speaker 9: put your foot out up six inches.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: And like, even if you're sober, some people just have
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: rotten balance exactly.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 9: So about eighteen seconds into that, I began doing a
• 19:38
  Speaker 9: little rocking back and forth and had to wobbling and
• 19:41
  Speaker 9: had to keep myself up, but kept myself up on
• 19:43
  Speaker 9: everything and got through all the tests and everything, and
• 19:48
  Speaker 9: at the end of it, the guy looks like it
• 19:50
  Speaker 9: looks at his partner and it's like, what do you think,
• 19:52
  Speaker 9: And this partner shakes his head and is like, Nope,
• 19:55
  Speaker 9: his toat's.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Good, Doug. I thought you were going to have to
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: give out some fallatio. No ticket, no nothing, no ticket,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: not even for the broken tail. I huh.
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: He looks at me and is like, how high is
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: your your tolerance dude into somebody that's like I got
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: some cool cops. Luckily it was not these chicks who
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: were trying to get there.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: So they can't I guess. Yeah.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you could, you told them I smoked
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: about an hour ago. They can't just pick you up
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: for that. They can give you the test because of that,
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: because and then they think they there's a chance you
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: could be impaired to the point where yeah, you couldn't
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: do one of these, so they have to give you
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: either they don't have I was just reading about this.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: They don't yet have a breathalyzer type thing for weed.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: They were working on it. I thought they were currently
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: working on it. But that stays in your system. A
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: research team over at Virginia Commonwealth University has introduced a
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: prototype for a new type of breathalyzer. Well, the ones
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: that are currently available are used to tell for alcohol.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: This new one would instead test for marijuana. Buddy. It's small,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: looks like an asthma inhaler, and the thing about it
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: relies on three D printed parts and designed to work
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: within minutes without the need of a lap. It also
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: features a mouthpiece that collects the breath sample, a cartridge
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: where the chemical reactions take place, and a detection chamber
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: that will show the results. Still in the testing phase,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: where they said it could be perfected and put to
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: use in the next couple of years.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: And also, don't you have like not to put you
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: on blast but your registration not legit problem, I'm like,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: why are you giving yourself so many options to get
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: pulled on?
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: You know, like it's just not current, it's not current.
• 21:51
  Speaker 8: I had a lot of parking tickets. I got to
• 21:53
  Speaker 8: pay those.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Right now.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Vaughn's gonna call you from jail on.
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: I've been here long enough to get white privileged guys
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: all right, But I'm working on it.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Count it the counting to thirty things. You you lean
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: your head back and then you have close your eyes
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: in your head. You don't say it out loud, right,
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: and then you oh, you do it in your hand,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: your hand, your head. Yeah, and they say do it
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: for approximately thirty seconds. Yeah, you come to thirty. Heard
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: of that?
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: The thirty seconds right.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Now, that's when I'm not heard of. I've heard of
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: counting backwards. I've heard about you know, where you put
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: your head back, but then you have your arms out
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: of your side and you.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Have to like touch your nose.
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: Did that one? Did that?
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Did you nail that one?
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: Nailed it?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: They do the one where they you follow follow the
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: hand with your eyes.
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: I watch a lot of body can videos. I know
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: they're looking for a certain.
• 22:45
  Speaker 9: Things studying guys, you know, so for that they're looking
• 22:50
  Speaker 9: for drinkiness in your.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Eyes that you but I just have to give you
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: a word advice, you know, because like when I was
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: like dead broke, I had the exact same issues as you,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: but I just like went like laser focus just to
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: fix them, because you're just get to dig yourself into
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: a deeper hole.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Is there a worn out for I paid tickets because
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: I don't want to medic?
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Had a worn out for the rend parking tickets? Yea,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: somewhere Iowa, Iowa.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: And vun we've been over this. Have I not shared
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: that song with you? That don't smoke weed in your car?
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: If your tags are bad, don't smoke weed? Your tail
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: light's broken?
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: How many we have that? So hold on? Hold on?
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: So the reason is just laziness that you haven't like
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: the registration.
• 23:36
  Speaker 9: Or no, it's a lot of parking tickets to pay off.
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: It's like over one thousand dollars or soth.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: So you can't get the registration because of the parking tickets. Exactly,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: you got to take care of that. And how old
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: are these parking tickets?
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: A few years?
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: How many? How many? And how much in total? No
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: way you've even looked into them.
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: No, it's probably like twelve, but.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: You don't know how many in total? Like, how would
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: you even know to pay him off? Again? Like, how
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: can you pay him off?
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: I can go to a website and like see them, Like.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to you know, you should probably do.
• 24:08
  Speaker 10: That, that's true fonts but yeah, dude, like, yeah, we
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: gotta get gotta get that cleaned up from Yeah, at.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Least take a look at it.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: Know whata you?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Is it too too far past the other worlds? Are
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: you too far gone to be able to come up
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: with some kind of settlement on them?
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Sometimes pennies on the dollar? Yeah, I would let you
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: do a payment plan probably plan payment play.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying, like where you can, like instead of
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: owing the full amount, right, yeah, reduce it down, not
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: plead because it's parking tickets.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: Work like that. Do you get to negotiate.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I've seen videos where there's this really nice old judge,
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: that guy. That guy, but he would always do that,
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: would have five hundred dollars ticket so the police can
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: take your car for being six months out of registration.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Six months?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, don't dig yourself into a hole man, Yeah,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: because it sucks because it's just snowballs.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: So Vaughan has money to buy weed, but not to
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: pay off his parking tickets or for his.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we brings you happiness exactly ticket.
• 25:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because it works.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: It's yeah all right, hey, and in many ways, be careful.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: I hate when people treat smoking and driving any differently
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: than they do drinking and driving. It's not that's not smart.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: And yeah, and to stop. But I'm a better driver
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: when i'm high. Like, stop it with that, and stop
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: trying to make it like it's any It's not different.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: It's it's impaired. The same way if you get all
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: jacked up on any kind of prescription medication and you're
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: you know, uh, an idiot behind the wheel.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, same thing. Not good for that. Yeah, you gotta
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: you got you gotta get those tickets fixed up. Then
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: the registration, we got to do the reveal, like he logic. Oh, yeah,
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: can you find out.
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: I can try to find out.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably try to.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: To do it.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: You don't know how to pay it. You don't know
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: where to pay it.
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: I don't know it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I can't where to pay it.
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see if you can find that, I'll try, all right,
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Maybe we can do some challenges to pay off some tickets.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know I'm saying, but like, you know, do
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: what you gotta do, right, I mean, no one's gonna
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: want to buy your panties.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Be so great to have your socks.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately for you, you're a man, and so you're gonna have
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: to work it off.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Well, other men might want it hard labor.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: I saw this account.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: It's this girl and her boyfriend and they're claiming they
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: make a million dollars a month on OnlyFans. And they
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: were saying like they were at one point, like a
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: couple of years ago, like broke as a joke and
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: you know what, and it's like this, uh, this chick
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: and they look pretty young, but it's like this whole brag.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: But it's like, yeah, well, if you're doing stuff on OnlyFans,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: how difficult is that? I mean, but they're they're doing
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: as if they quote work their ass off, And I'm like, well.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: I mean I spank my ass off, right.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: And she does. Yeah, it's on it's on Instagram.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: The other crazy thing which I didn't think you could
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: do on Instagram, And again it ended up in my
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: my feed and I set I saved it just to
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: show you guys, because you if I told you, like, no,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: like there's a bush on Instagram? What yeah, hold on,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: stand by the band. That's Instagram.
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, wow, I mean it's I can't be
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: seen as a.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Video because they're waxing, but it's I mean, that's that's pretty.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Full on vagina, right, yeah, and what that is. But
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: maybe they could argue that the angle is angle, that's Instagram.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: I know he's saying, that's bush.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: That business ended up on your explore page.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Oh you know why?
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, excuse me.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: I mean we were scanning through or we're going through
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: and one of these popped up. The first one popped up,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: my wife, what are you watching? And it was this, uh,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: this woman and it's like this ritual that quote brings
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: big relief. And she's basically just having a massage on
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: the lower part of her stomach and on the top
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: of like her pube mound, like some kind of like
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it looks like some you know, whatever
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: they like.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: But listen to this, oh massage.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: She's not she's not. This is nothing sexual. She's not
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: touching her genitals or anything.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Way. It feels that good, right, And My wife's like,
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: what the hell are you watching. I'm like, I don't
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: even know what this is, but is this some kind
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: of waxing thing?
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Too far gone, man, I built this brick by brick
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: booms much different.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Babies and prosthetic boobs.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I never I'd never seen this before. I didn't
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: think like that would even be.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Allowed, especially more than that's like Twitter
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Activities literally, yeah, well, let us know how much those are, Vonne,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: and how many and how many you got