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Will Compton On Embracing The Suck & Men Decoding What Our Wives Are ACTUALLY Saying | For The Dads · Bussin' With The Boys

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  Speaker 1: And again man, we just talked about our ups and downs,
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  Speaker 1: highs and lows of fatherhood with our wives. I showed
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  Speaker 1: up about thirty minutes late today.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay, that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, oh yeah, your boy was in Your boy was
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  Speaker 1: in it a little bit. I was always I was
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  Speaker 1: backed into a corner this morning. Yeah, I slept a
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  Speaker 1: little bit longer than I thought I would. Wife wakes
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  Speaker 1: me up at seven o'clock. She had a workout at
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  Speaker 1: six in the morning, and I'm kind of I thought
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  Speaker 1: I had my alarm set for six twenty I believe, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And don't remember hearing it or feeling it. Waking up
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  Speaker 1: and saw a couple of things.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have a true blood rush type wake up?
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  Speaker 1: Like a.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: She woke me up, and uh, She's like, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: sweet heart. Look what I made you? And it was
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  Speaker 1: an It was an It was an ice latte, bro
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  Speaker 1: an ice latte, like my wife's now working out of
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  Speaker 1: six in the morning. She asked me, last night, fire
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  Speaker 1: was going. Lights are up inside. I hope all your
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  Speaker 1: Christmas lights are up. The vibes are high in the
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  Speaker 1: conftent house, so especially in the evening time when you
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  Speaker 1: got just the Christmas ambiance going. Yeah, And she asked,
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  Speaker 1: last night, can I go work out at six in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. Absolutely, of course you can. I'll probably be
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  Speaker 1: back around seven. Help get everything roll. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I got to hit four of the dads. I got
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  Speaker 1: to hit our podcast. The podcast starts at eight. We
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  Speaker 1: usually rock between eight eight fifteen.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I have to get out of the house
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  Speaker 1: by seven forty five. And I'm thinking in my head,
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  Speaker 1: she's gonna get up in and roll. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: up early and get knockout lunch. Make Ru's case adilla,
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  Speaker 1: do a little something different than the breakfast not breakfast
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  Speaker 1: case idea for lunch. Oh, she loves she loves you
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  Speaker 1: know how she loves her Pepperonis. For everybody in they're
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  Speaker 1: out there tuned in. Rue loves her Pepperoni's her Pepperoni.
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  Speaker 1: She likes to call him God bless her. And so
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get up. I'm gonna knock lunch out. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna knock all the things out so that way, when
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  Speaker 1: Charle walked the door, I'm in the middle, basically on
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  Speaker 1: the tail end of having mourning routine done for school
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  Speaker 1: and everything else. And we'll both go up together to
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  Speaker 1: wake up the kids, to wake up Scott Zilla and Rue, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: didn't happen. So last night, middle of the night, two
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  Speaker 1: one thirty two in the morning, I hear on the
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  Speaker 1: monitor Rue's crying, she said, usually Charles the one who
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  Speaker 1: hears first. Dad's second, mat here Tarl picking it up.
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  Speaker 1: And I just hear Rue. She's not crying loudly, but
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  Speaker 1: kind of like maybe she had a bad dream and
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  Speaker 1: she's just sad. And so I'm like, oh, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get up and go up there comfort her and everything else.
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  Speaker 1: So get you know, wake up one thirty in the morning. Good, hey,
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  Speaker 1: let's get on the dad hat, let's get upstairs, let's
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  Speaker 1: go let's go be hero tonight and going lay in
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  Speaker 1: bed with her and like, sweetheart, what's going on? Why
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  Speaker 1: you said? And she just talks about missing mama. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of my head like she probably had a
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  Speaker 1: bad dream, woke up, it's just missing mama. Well, mama's
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  Speaker 1: downstairs sleeping right now. She We want to let her
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  Speaker 1: get some rest, you mind if dad LA's with you,
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, that's okay, Well think you guess.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking all right now, I'm gonna I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to lay up here for a little bit to make
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  Speaker 1: sure she gets back to sleep. Good, good, let's have it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's be a hero, let's be a hero. Hear a ball? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to snuggle with you? And she like shakes.
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  Speaker 1: He asked me. We just sit there and snuggle basically
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  Speaker 1: until she falls asleep. So I go back downstairs. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's probably two fifteen in the morning at this point.
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  Speaker 1: Get back to bed. Make sure my alarm set for
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  Speaker 1: six twenty and so apparently my wife looks up, she
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  Speaker 1: goes to work out. I don't remember her getting up,
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  Speaker 1: and uh I missed my alarm six twenty. Good good,
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  Speaker 1: it's good sleeping good be shit, be shit husband, b
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  Speaker 1: shit dad? Right now, wife comes over it just if
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to get woken up out of other way.
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  Speaker 2: She has no idea of what you were doing at
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  Speaker 2: one point thirty two o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Though, No, when I woke up, I told her my
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  Speaker 1: he's here room. Eh, it's like, no, I didn't hear.
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  Speaker 1: She usually on the first one to hear. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you last night. Yeah, dad was the hero last night.
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  Speaker 1: But how is she gonn to be woken up? I'm
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  Speaker 1: woking up with a good morning. Look when I made you.
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  Speaker 1: She's holding the ice lot in her hand from the
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  Speaker 1: espresso machine. We get up and I'm rolling and then
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  Speaker 1: I realized. I'm like, you've been up. You went and
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  Speaker 1: worked out, didn't you. And She's like, yeah, you thought
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  Speaker 1: I was just one of those workout gear for nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's just nuts to me that I slept
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  Speaker 1: until until she came home and woke me up.
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  Speaker 2: You were tired, yeah, a sleepy boy. You were tired.
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  Speaker 1: Willie was sleepy.
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  Speaker 2: That's a prime example of like you needed that sleep
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  Speaker 2: as much as you might be angry at yourself, like
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  Speaker 2: your body was like, yo, I need rest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're probably right. But so we get
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  Speaker 1: rolling and I'm behind the eight ball and I'm in
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  Speaker 1: there making breakfast, making lunch. I hear a little little
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  Speaker 1: dust up going on upstairs. Rue. She's apparently in a
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  Speaker 1: great mood until all of a sudden she's not. And
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  Speaker 1: Mom's like, hey, do you want me to help you
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  Speaker 1: make your bed. Ru's like yeah, then they make the
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  Speaker 1: bed the other she gets mad, No, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: you to help me make the bed. Rips off all
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  Speaker 1: the stuffed animals. Good. Oh, she's losing her mind. We
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  Speaker 1: have no clue. Why good, that's actually perfect that deal. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's three years old, all of a sudd she's pissed off.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you wanted me. I thought you wanted mama
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  Speaker 1: to help help you make your bed. Not anymore. Then
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  Speaker 1: I come up. I'm trying to like soothe it down
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  Speaker 1: because I need to know an answer. Hey, what do
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  Speaker 1: you want for snack time? I've already knocked out your
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  Speaker 1: your pepperoni Casada, got you pepperoni case. Pepperoni's to top
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  Speaker 1: it off, not top it off, but I have a
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  Speaker 1: little side sluck granola balls and sliced apples. I know
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  Speaker 1: you love him flat dad cut him flat? Good?
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  Speaker 2: Excuse excuse me, miss real. I know you're in a
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  Speaker 2: meeting with mom. Yeah, when did you win for snack time?
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  Speaker 2: I just got done making your lunch. She didn't know,
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  Speaker 2: she didn't want to tell me. Don't have answers? Now
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  Speaker 2: even better? That's all right, miss reare. I'll let you
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  Speaker 2: handle that.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like freeze ride strawberries? No? All right?
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  Speaker 4: Good?
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  Speaker 1: Good? No terrible idea? Yeah? Yeah that is stupid. I listen,
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  Speaker 1: no suck. I end up getting her snacked together. I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to come downstairs because Dad had
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  Speaker 1: has got to leave very soon. And she's like, are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna leave without me? And I'm like, no, no, no, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I know we gotta do hug kissing three squeezes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that has not leaving until I get my hug kissing
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  Speaker 1: three squeezes. That's all she needed to know. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: wait for you to come downstairs, but I need you
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  Speaker 1: to hurry up. Yeah, so Dada can get wrong because
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  Speaker 1: that is already behind. It is already screw up morning.
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  Speaker 2: Any question in your mind that's like, if this doesn't happen,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be upset. Just know that's not gonna happen because
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  Speaker 2: that has on your side this morning.
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  Speaker 1: We are on the same team. Sweet, I'm your fridge.
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  Speaker 1: So I go downstairs and I'm I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out my lunch and have everything
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  Speaker 1: set up so that way she can come downstairs. Hug
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  Speaker 1: kiss three squeezes. Yeah, family comes down, comes downstairs, give
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  Speaker 1: her a massive hug kiss three squeezes. Scott, he's just
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  Speaker 1: standing there. You know how I told the story last
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  Speaker 1: week of the kiss and her putting her hand at
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  Speaker 1: her mind and doing the whole time squeeze. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: she's fully bought into the hug kissing three squeezes. I'm
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  Speaker 1: giving Rue all the all the big the big three.
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  Speaker 1: And then Scotty's just standing on the side waiting for
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  Speaker 1: a hug from Dadda for just a random reason, and
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  Speaker 1: the squeezes. I get up and roll to the fridge.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all right, I gotta get my lunch, all right, man,
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  Speaker 1: where's a snack at? I try to pull out a container,
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  Speaker 1: container falls out, breaks all over the floor. Oh, perfect glass. No,
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  Speaker 1: it was plastic car plastic cracks, open food everywhere. I wish.
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  Speaker 1: I'm staring down at the ground and I'm just like
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  Speaker 1: a a. I start pacing and walk around and it
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  Speaker 1: just hits me. Just say it out loud, say good, good,
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  Speaker 1: good good. If only it had been glass, then it
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  Speaker 1: would have been great. Charles trying to clean up some stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's kind of around. It's one of those moments where
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  Speaker 1: you're a little too You're what is it, You're like
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  Speaker 1: over You're over stimulating. You know you have to leave,
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  Speaker 1: You're already behind late. I'm texting the boys, I'll be
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  Speaker 1: there at eight twenty already know it's gonna be eight thirty.
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  Speaker 1: The world's fall apart, and I'm like walking around, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like walking back to the fresh and good good,
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  Speaker 1: good good name. Nanny walks in at this exact time.
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  Speaker 1: She walks in and through the garage and around the budroom,
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  Speaker 1: and she just sees me like sitting there walking on
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  Speaker 1: like good, good good. Oh, you're great to see you
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  Speaker 1: read to see him.
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  Speaker 2: Everything's all good over here, house baby, we're excited.
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  Speaker 1: Spilled flute, spilled food all over the floor. Don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: I'll pick that up. Yeah, run outside, truck's not defrosted yet.
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  Speaker 1: It's spritten out there. I'll, you know, just barefoot. I
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  Speaker 1: put socks and shoes on yet, I'm turning that up.
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  Speaker 1: Good good, all, good man. It's I'm happy to be here.
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  Speaker 1: You you happy to be here for the dads right now.
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  Speaker 2: You and I had very similar mornings, very similar mornings.
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  Speaker 2: I got I can jump into mine and then we
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  Speaker 2: can do happy comments.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we got Look, I walked in, Derek, we has
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  Speaker 1: coffee ready. He's like, got your coffee ready, got the
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  Speaker 1: comments ready, coffee and comments. I sang a song to
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  Speaker 1: you that I rehearsed in the mirror last night for
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  Speaker 1: several hours.
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  Speaker 5: I would like to say, too, we should apologize you.
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  Speaker 5: That doesn't happen with an Accountabili buddies text, which we've
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  Speaker 5: only done one time. I got reminded from a buddy
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  Speaker 5: we have not so to our fault. We should have
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  Speaker 5: woke you up. Well, we had about ability.
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  Speaker 6: Text and we started what was that two weeks I said,
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  Speaker 6: I said the first one and everyone goes good morning,
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  Speaker 6: good morning, and then forty five minutes later to text
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  Speaker 6: from Wheel going oh, we're starting that today.
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  Speaker 1: And that's been the extent. Yeah. I was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: that's the end of that. That's true, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Chalk it up to me not texting you this morning
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  Speaker 2: that yes, we need to be better as a team.
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  Speaker 2: We need to be better as a team. I Jill
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  Speaker 2: is sick, and yesterday I went into full panic mode
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: trying to figure out a way for us to record
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  Speaker 2: this today and not even realizing Derek said it beautifully
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  Speaker 2: off Mike earlier. Oh, I already pay for a system
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  Speaker 2: that watches my kids daycare, and I was like, we'll
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  Speaker 2: just take Scarlet to daycare an extra day check Scarlet
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  Speaker 2: this morning she did not have a fever. I don't
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  Speaker 2: have a fever. Jill is dead. Jill's basically she and
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  Speaker 2: shout out Jill. I love Jill, Jill shout out you.
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  Speaker 2: I will say this about Jill.
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  Speaker 1: You're feeling shitty.
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  Speaker 2: She has left work for as long as I've known her.
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  Speaker 2: She has left work only one other time. So I
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  Speaker 2: know it ain't good, and so I come home or sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I get a text from Jill yesterday. She basically says
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  Speaker 2: I'm dead. I'm leaving work. I'm like, ok good, okay,
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  Speaker 2: start playing with you guys. I panic, and then I
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  Speaker 2: quickly realized, okay, we can put Scarlet in daycare tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: We got that figured out. Now, let's just take care
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  Speaker 2: of Scarlet and take care of Jill. So I go
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  Speaker 2: pick up Scarlet from daycare. I come home. Jill has
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  Speaker 2: been home since three point thirty and has been passed
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  Speaker 2: out in bed.
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  Speaker 1: She's just asleep.
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  Speaker 2: I go to the nursery and the door's not coming,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, what the fuck is going on with
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  Speaker 2: the nursery door. Look down, the carpet is all like
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  Speaker 2: outside of the door, Like there's no carpet on the
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  Speaker 2: outside of the nursery carpet on the inside of the nursery,
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  Speaker 2: but it's all sticking out of the door, Like, what
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: the fuck's going on?
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Here?
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Lay my shoulder into the nursery door. Wriggly explodes out
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: of the nursery. So Jill locked Wriggly in the nursery.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: All day long.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: There's shit and pasts everywhere. Good, good Scarlet, because she
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: wants her, you know, attention. So I go get the
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: carpet cleaner, and I'm cleaning the carpet and I got
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Scarlet up on the changing table with my hand right there,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: and I'm scrubbing the carpet. Jill's dead in the bed.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: I uh go, I go make Scarlet's her bath. Bath
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: time goes great. Then all of a sudden, she decides
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: she doesn't want to eat her bottle, which she has
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: never done at nighttime. That's her favorite bottle. And for
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: parents at home, you know, that is one of the
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: most important bottles, because one of the most important.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: If they've been in a routine the whole time, your
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: head spinning like what is happening, I'm like you, this
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: is We've made it, We've made it. I'm also thinking
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: in the back of my mind, if she does not
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: eat at least five and a half ounces, she is
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: going to wake up in the middle of the night
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: hungry and piss, which means I will wake up and
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I already have a five thirty and you're gonna piss.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be pissed.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: I already have a five thirty wake up call tomorrow
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: just to get her two daycare so I can be
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: here on time. So I'm like, Scarlet, we are not
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: taking no as an option tonight. You will drink your bottle.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: So I open upip Doog, I open up her Merlin,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I open up her Onesie, and I get a wet wipe.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: This might I don't know if this is abuse, but
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I think it's a dad hack, and I'm just wiping
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: her chest with the wipe to wake her up. She
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: was basically just falling asleep and not eating her bottle,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: and I have the lights on, I had music on,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, Scarlet, eat your baba, eat your baba,
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: and she wouldn't wake up. So I am doing this
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: wet wipe on her chest and it keeps on waking
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: her up enough to where she's like, oh, yeah, I
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: need to eat ball gold set a time. Yes, that
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: ended up working. We got six ounces in her. Once
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: we got six ounces, I say good and put her
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: in the crib. Then I go into the bedroom and
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I just hear and I'm like, oh, honey, are you okay?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Jill's dead, and.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: What do you need?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I need thailand all, I need ice, I need.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Water and blah blah blah. I'll go get that.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I go get all of her stuff, and then I'm like,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: oh my god, I can't go to bed because Jill
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: is usually the one shout out Jill who preps all
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: scarlet stuff for daycare. I gotta make Scarlet's bottles for tomorrow.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I gotta pick out her outfit. I gotta get all
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: of her stuff. So I make all the pre make
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: all the bottles.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: At what point do you put the eye black on?
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Where you're like, you know what? I gotta do all
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: this and you just start looking in the mirror. You
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: put the eye black on, and it's like, let's get
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: to work.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Pull up coach a picture of his black in college.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: That's where I was at, damn near black face. I
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: put die, my God, and then I grabbed my hands
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: and the smeared on my face.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I said, you ain't going to bed to night. I said,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: we fucking got this. It's gonna be good.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: And I washed all the bottles and I prepped everything,
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: and then I made the bottles and I put them up.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: And then this morning execution was perfect. We got Scarlet
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: out of the crib, We got her in her new outfit.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Bottle bottle bottles. She drank the whole thing. Get her
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: to daycare.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Shout out daycare, Thank.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: You, shout out daycare. Do an extra day.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Oh do you have one hundred ten dollars you got
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: to pay up front? Had one hundred and fifteen dollars
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: in my wallet. I never carry cash. Boom, there you go,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: have a good day. I'm gonna go record for the dads.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: That's turning shit and the elimonade son, yes, And I
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: say all of that to say, no one's coming to
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: save you. And that's just a that's a day at
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: the office.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: It's a day at the Office's parents out there hearing
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: our stories. They have worse ones like you're just you're
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: gonna be in the suck a lot of the times.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I actually have a comment right here from Eli McCarthy
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: ninety two. We talk about I was, I was mentioning,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: we were mentioning good throughout our stories. We have a
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: good one right here. This one's on YouTube. So get YouTube, Spotify, Instagram, Twitter,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: your comments, we can read them on the show. We
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: love the community, We love the engagement. TikTok Instagram, Twitter,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Dick doc Eli McCarthy ninety two boys, I'm currently on
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  Speaker 1: the front lines in the fox soul from my little
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  Speaker 1: princess first Disney World trip for her fifth birthday.
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  Speaker 7: Good.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: It's pure freaking chaos. Good. The nephew is being an
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: aggravating asshole. Good, multiple meltdowns. Good. Baby girl's first roller
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: coaster is scared the absolute shit out of her, but
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: she didn't let that stop her.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: All the chaos and meltdowns are worth the special memories
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: and smiles on wifey and baby Girl's face. Keep up
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: the good work, bet six. This show truly was a
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: game changer for me. Love y'all, boys, Love you too, Eli,
• 20:11
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• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Good morning for Northwest Arkansas. You sickos nanny called in
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: sick today. Good, I'm I'm home with a moody two
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: and a half year old girl and a teething seven
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: month old.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I gotta work at night shift tonight. Good love you boys.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: PT sicko, he's grinding, he's grinding. Would you tell him earlier?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Nobody is coming to save you.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: And Layman knows that more than anyone.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: A sicko, a true sicko. It's just a simple one
• 20:44
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• 20:50
  Speaker 1: b y. I've been seeing underscore on YouTube, been seeing
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: him everywhere everywhere. Need more night episodes, l m ao.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: My mom asked me if I was drunk last week
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: called me and asked me if I was drunk.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I said no, I was delirious. Mother, we were hanging on.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: We're hanging on, hanging on.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: She said, it wasn't a bad performance, you just seemed
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: a little extra. Goofy lines. Fan seventy three on YouTube said,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: will I will raise you one with the poop story.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Daughter didn't make it to the toilet in time and
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: dropped a deuce on the bathroom floor. I go upstairs
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: for two minutes, come back down and the turt is gone.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: All good.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I asked the kid where it went, and she literally
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: points at our dog. I turn around.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: The dog is licking its lips and immediately runs to
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: its cage.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Pody is fucking crazy. Body trading and dogs aren't for
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: the week.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: He had one where she was doing bath time over
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: the weekend when we were in uh we were doing
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: the Old Cast in Atlanta, and Rue had to go
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: potty while she was in bath time. She's like, mom my,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I gotta go poop. But she she picks Ru up
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: and as she picks RU up to transfer to the
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: toilet or three year old, she drops it two right
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: there on the floor. Come on, all the way over.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: It was just coming out. Come on, she couldn't hold
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: it in, just drops a I think a durable a
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: durable piece right there on the carpet, just like good daddy,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I heard that. That's my girl. That's my girl. Good
• 22:19
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• 22:25
  Speaker 1: This has got to be a good break right here.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Rico getting dough st sixer. Checking in great podcast, always
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: looking forward to a new episode. Shout out the boys
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: St six ers that you're seeing team six led by Chef. Right,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: there's chef there you go. Rico getting dough, Rico getting dough.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I have one from Tim Reams. My name is Tim Rems. Hey,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: how are you.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I've been in professional Oh shout out Rizzo apparently has
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: been throwing our stuff everywhere in the MLB. Because we
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: got it, we got another MLB guy, Tim Reams. He said, hey,
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: how are you? My name is Tim Reens. I've been
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: in professional baseball since twenty twelve. For the last seven years,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I've been at the major league level as a big
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: league bullpen catcher. My wife and I just had our
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: first child, a baby boy. He's four months old, and
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: he is our first Any advice. We love listening to
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: the podcast as well. I look forward to hearing from
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: you guys soon. Tim Rems, Yo.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: That is awesome. Just casually writing in writing a comment,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: he casually also, I played professional baseball. I'm in the MLB.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Correct me if I'm wrong, Darren. He casually bought a
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: bunch of merch too, did he not? Was he the
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: MLB player that also storied like merch on his story?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I believe he got some busts and.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Eighty's to double check that.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: We had a first form athlete who was a hockey
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: player buy some stuff too.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: But I can I can I'll make a list of
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: all our people.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, form energy.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: What was the advice he said that he has. How
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: old is theirs?
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Four months old?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Four months old? This is up your rally, like you know,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: for me, if I'm remembering again, the time flies. So
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: the fact that Scotty's won Roust three, I like think
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: back to those dog days of a four month old
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: four month old, like he's right around. Are we getting
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: him down for twelve hours at a night. Are you
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: still doing the night feeds? That's like a war that's
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: going on. Yes, because four months is around where they
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: can sleep through the night. If you've been, if you've
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: been doing any of the sleep training philosophies that are
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I would say this to Tim because this is my
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: lesson of the week as well.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: And we'll get into this.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: But if anybody knows this more, it's going to be
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Tim Raims, who is a bullpen catcher. There are sometimes
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: when you are down and out and you got to
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: call in the lefty and you got to get them
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: warmed up. You gotta be ready to go in there
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: and not only pitch a hell of the game, but
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: you could even win the game. Be ready for when
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: they call the lefty and get you in there, because
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: my my wife is an absolute sicko. And this morning
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: and last night reminded me of that, of just like,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: holy shit, there is so much that I have to
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: do to cover for my wife. She is kicking, asked
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: daily how does.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: She do it?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: And you're on the mound now, and I'm on the
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: mound now, And now it's like, Okay, not only am
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I not only am I out here trying to win
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: the game, but it's for guts and glory too. Because
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at our uh, our formula thing, and it's
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: a different type of formula than what we've been using.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I'm second guessing myself. I'm like, yo, where's the usual, fam.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: When you're looking around like a deer in headlights looking
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: at coach on the sideline or in the dugout, the
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: look back is this is what we prepare for week
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: in and week out. I don't know why you're staring
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: at me this, Nay, why are you looking at me?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: There's formula right there. What are you gonna do? The
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: starter's hurt, The starter's is bad right now, Tarter's hurt.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: This is the next man up mentality? Yeah, there should
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: be no drop off if you want to be a
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: big leaguer, there's no drop off when your number gets.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Called yes, And what kind of shit are you going
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: to be throwing on the mound? What kind of nasty
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: shit are you pitching?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: And if you're one of those guys that's deer in
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: headlights looking around thinking you're prepared, thinking you're talking a
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: big game about that life and everything else, when the
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: starter goes out, how are you going to perform? And
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: if again, if you're looking around for somebody to save you,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: you haven't been doing enough.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: And there is going to be a four month old,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: mean son of a bitch staring you down at home
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: plate saying what do you got?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Dad? As, what the fuck do you got?
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Because I'm either going to and send it out of
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: the park or you're gonna strike this shit out?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what you got? Yeah? Stan your nats in the
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: A gap staring at you in the A gap And
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: what I'll say too? It's like with the one in three.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Now I think back to those early months where it's
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: chaos at all time. There's the hard point, hard moments
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: throughout all of childhood, all of childhood. Now as a dad,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: that h has. Youngest is now one who can walk.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Who looks at a cabinet, it's like, oh, hey, this
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: cabinet's unlocked. This cabinet's open, and there's everything's in the cabinet.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Why would everything be in the cabinet. Let me throw
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: it all over the goddamn living room.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Oh and hey, that's not a cabinet. I think that
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: might be a ladder.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, all the cans and bottles of water and
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: everything is eye level here in the Patriot. What's it
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: doing on the shelf. It should be all over the floor.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Oh is that glass?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Let's see if I can break it.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, Dad had just filled up a fresh bowl
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: of water for waffle. She's not thirsty. She likes drinking
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: it off the floor. As that Dad. Seeing that now,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I just think to myself, cherish the times where they're
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: they're they're not mobile and you could just bounce them
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: in a little chair. Yeah, and watch the show whatever,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: put the subtitles on it, whatever it is. They're immobile. Yeah,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: enjoy those moments because it just gets more chaotic.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, your dog shit and piss everywhere on the carpet.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: But it's close enough to the changing table, that you
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: can put scarlet on the changing table and keep your
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: hand on scarlet while you clean good because what if
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: she's what if she's where would I put her?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and scott Zilla, anytime we're prepping the oven, doing
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: something on the stove, putting food in the oven, whatever
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: it is. Anytime she hears dinum, because we're getting everything
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: heated up, she can now get She's able to reach
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: all those knobs, so all she does. I set it
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: for three seventy five. She tries to wheel it to
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: five hundred. She's pressing buttons. Now I'm getting orange lights
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: blinking because the oven is shutting down or speaking a
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: language I don't understand, and I just gotta turn everything
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: off and wait for like five minutes until I'm like,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: all right, let me see if I can heat up
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: this food again, or if I can get the oven preheated.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Because once she hears dinum, she's over there. She's mentioned
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: with the knobs and I looked down. I'm like, Scottie,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: stop and she's just like looking up at me. I'm like, no, no,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: you don't get it. Grab her by the arms, take
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: her over to the take her over to the living room,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: sprint over to the oven, get the oven where I
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: want to, and then I just sit there like a
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: linebacker in the eight gap while she tries to walk over.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: She tries to move, tries to like slide in between
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: my legs. She starts getting upset, and I'm like, this
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: is welcome to the show. You're not getting by the oven.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: It's one of those others too. It's like the knobs
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: are on like if I'm if this is the oven,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: this is the top part you open the door to
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: go in. The knobs are like sitting right there on
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: the side, so she can kind of grab the handle
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: and mess with the knobs and push the buttons.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Oh perfect, God, Oh you're your house goes into auxiliary
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: heat because it's so cold outside and now your nursery's
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: eighty four degrees. If you think that your baby's gonna
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: die and you don't realize that till ten o'clock at night,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: you don't do a good job of checking the nana
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: app because usually your wife does, but now she's dead.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: If I went in there, I closed the heat vent
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: and I put a fan in there, and we got
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: down to seventy four real quick. Yeah, so, Tim, welcome
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: to the show. You've been in the show. You know
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: exactly what needs to be done. Be ready for when
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: they call them the lefty. Yeah, Tim, there's your advice.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Don't be the motherfucker deer in headlights staring at your
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: wife asking what do I do in this situation? Ask
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: your questions now as you're watching at home right now,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: and you might be one of these dads.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Let the wife the milk team sixers. This is the
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: opportunity to or hey, this is what this is the
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: page I want you to be on and from that moment,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: from that conversation, dad, sit there and listen this again.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: They're the starters. We think we handle all this shit.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: They know what it is for real. Yeah, you have
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: to figure out a way and get on their level.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I'd like to come home to a clean kitchen. I'd
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: like to come home when I'm out for an hour
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: and you're watching kids. You know, I love the toys
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: being picked up. I'd love for you to pick up
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the toys. Yeah, how hard is that? I'm sitting there
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: last night watching Monday night football my watch, Like, could
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: you just not like you got a couple of toys, right?
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Here on the floor, do you just you enjoy just
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: is it comfortable just sitting in the chaos or sitting
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: around the clutter?
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Hey, will do you just like looking at the toys
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: on the ground.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's on her hands and knees putting them in there.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: And then that kind of guilty conscience work. I'm going
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: to continue to watch football because I've already kind of
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: made this bed, and just tell her I was born
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: in the chaos. This is easy for me. But usually
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: it's like when she's up there, say say, I'm doing
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Scotty and she's doing a rue and she has a
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: longer time with the ruin and I get done with Scotty,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I come downstairs. I see toys on the flour. The game.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: The mission men is get all the toys cleaned up,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: put them under the table, put them back in cat whatever,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: the shelves, baskets, whatever, you guys have, Yeah, have that done.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: So when they come down, it's a clean living room
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: and you got a fresh glass of ice water sitting
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: there for you, ready to roll. Let's go. That's what
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: it is, boys, That's what it is.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: And when and when you're four month old takes a
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: deep seven hundred foot bomb. It's a homer off. You
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: don't don't go like this, don't go hold little shit.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: And when your numbers called for bath time, because it
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: will be it will, you gotta be ready to go.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I'm still the dad that if I can get away
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: of another day at bath time without mom bringing it up,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I might try to sneak in another day at bathtime.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I was not taking a bath a hundred But when
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Mom's like, oh it's let's just say, hey, it's Sunday,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: they need a bathtey, or they went swimming lesson today,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: they need a bath. Once that said, you're ready to
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: pick up and do your thing, Hey, I will. I
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: will execute bath time because again even for a four
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: or five month old, like even for the young ones,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: they just sit in a little thing. You get them wet.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: It's a very fast bath routine. If you toys get
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: involved in there, they love to swim, they love the splash.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Now you're negotiating how long you're gonna stay. Do you
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: want dad and to pull the drain? And you want
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: to pull the drain. But what women are really saying
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: is they would like you to just be the guy
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: who says, you know what I think, tonight's bath. Now
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go give him a bath. I haven't got
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: to that point yet, and hand up, I can just
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: say it. As Charles's listening. She knows that I'm not
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: that guy. I had the buster chops the other night
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: when I was getting ready for bed, and she reached
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: out to the monitor and was looking at the monitor,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: looking at Rue Ruse. She now has her own little
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: twin bed, right, so no sides or none of that stuff.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: And so Charles was like, looks like Ru's about to
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: fall off the bed and kind of like makes a chuckle,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: and I just look at her. I was like, does
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: this mean you want me to go up there and
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: adjusts Rue or are you just making that comment. We're
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: gonna kind of laugh out out and I'm gonna crawl
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: in bed. We're gonna snuggle together and way to go
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: to sleep. Yeah, yeah, because I don't. She's like yeah yeah.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: She's like, I mean you can't if you want. And
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you gotta tell you have to tell me. Women, Hey,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: we can't read your minds, Like, you have to tell me.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I know of a couple things, Charle, does it. I
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I just know when my number is being called. Yeah,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: like Charo, get home, We'll get home. We went hook
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: pictures with sand It the other day. We get home.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Charles wanted to change into her comfy clothes, like get
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: you know, dressed down everything else, and she just says
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: to Rue out loud, Rue, I gotta go change right now.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: And I also still have to clean out the backpack.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I also still have to clean up the backpack. So
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: whenever I change and clean out the backpack, then we
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: can play together me. That's cue. I'm on the couch
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: right now, phones in my hand, or maybe I'm getting
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: the game on because it's it's Sunday. Yeah, I think
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: in my head, Oh, this right here is cue. Gentlemen,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: go clean out the backpack. That's Charles's doing something. Charl
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: might be putting away the leftovers in the fridge. And
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting there on the couch and I hear, uh,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: my wife talk to Waffle. Think Waffle can talk to
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: her back or English bulldog that's sitting by the door. Oh, Waffle,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: do you need to go outside? Do you need to
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: go potty? I will get you to go out. I'll
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: let you outside. Whenever I'm done putting away the leftovers.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Me sitting on the couch. Oh some, I'm sm That
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean Charles's gonna put away the leftos and go
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: and take her outside. That means, hey, Dad, you hear
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: me saying what your dog needs to go outside? Why
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: don't you get your lazy ass up and go let
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: the dog outside. Yeah, that's called an out loud sub
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: tweet from your wife.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which Jill often will subtweet me to do the
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: exact same thing, exact same thing. She's making chicken and
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: dumplings two nights ago. Oh my head hurts. Oh, I
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: feel like shit. I don't feel good. I think dinner's
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: about to be ready. I hope you know, I'll go
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: take it off the stove or whatever. When the alexa
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: goes off, I have to get Scarlet to battime. Oh
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: my head, I feel like shit. I finally I go
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: oh ding ding ding Dad, Help Dad?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Just sitting there? Have you seen inside out? Yes? Yeah,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: bro rowing the dad's brain throw sitting there like they're like,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: what the hell is she talking about it?
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: I finally know, Hey, you know what, it's six point twenty.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I'll get her bath going. I'll I'll do bathtime with Scarlet.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sure.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Jill and her it's like, what a novel idea, What
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: a great idea, Sherman, Do you hear me?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like, hell, we got to bathe our daughter
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: and I'm doing dinner. Alexis telling us it's time to
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: take the food off the stove. Oh, a Lexus going off.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I feel like shit. Would like to not have to
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: get up. Yeah.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, I have to wake up at five tomorrow morning
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: because I work all day at the hospital and I'm
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: gonna be feeling like shit. I'm just over there on
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: the couch.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Just yeah. And men, this is the way our wives
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: talk to us. And a few things happen here in
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: a man's brain. You feel the indirect, subliminal messages because
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: they're not directly speaking to you, and you're just thinking,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: if you just tell me, I would know, And they're thinking,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: if you just know, I don't have to tell you,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: because these are some of the simplest things, and when
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: we don't do those things in their brain, that's the
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: only way they can kind of get around to talk
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: to us or get our attention. And so a couple
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: of things happen. You're either going to sit there, we
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: identify and know they're calling me out right now, and
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: they can't say it to my face, but they're calling
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: me out right now. You can either boil and get
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: a little angry and start to get a little passive
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: aggressive back. Oh that sounds fun. Yeah, you can do that.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Olve it. I'm telling you. Just a slippery slope. Boys,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: it's a slippery slope, and sometimes you might win. But
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: we all know at the end of the night or
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day or the next day
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: when you're driving, you don't feel good about yourself that
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: it got to that point. Yeah, but there's another thing
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: that can happen. You can just sit there with our
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: dumb brains when we finally figure it out, and you
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: can just smile and you can say, good, it's my time.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: It's like my numbers getting called and I got to
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: show up. Not only do I got to show up
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: and hear the room and hear our wives talking to us,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: but also let's try to figure it out and get
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: better so this doesn't have to continue to happen. Is
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: it going to continue to happen? Yes?
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, every day, every single day, it will continue to happen.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Like we're watching the game. The little emotions in our brain.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: They're all sitting in our brain watching the game. We
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: have no clue what's actually going on. Yeah, but if
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: you can just have some awareness, yeah, and hear what's
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: being said, they'll tell you. They just hate telling you
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: a hundred different times and in a hundred different ways.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: That's true. Hey, the signs are there.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: And often I will tell my wife, well, maybe if
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: you had just asked me nicely, you know, a while
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: ago until instead of there we are now, maybe if
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: you just asked me nicely. Oh so I didn't ask
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: you one, two, three, four, five different times and then
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: I rewind and I go, oh shit, you know what
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: she did.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: The signs were there.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: The signs were there, but I digress. Yeah, that's your advice, Tim, Yeah, Tim,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: thank you for Hey, Tim, thanks for listening to the show.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: And new dads out there. Matter of fact, I do
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: have some new dad some new dad live shot outs.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I got col Jacobs on Instagram. Say hello to Gianna.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Marie Jacobs had to spend two nights in the nick
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: you to regulate her breathing, but she's tough like her mom.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: They even went to hook up an IV and say
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: if they were having trouble because she has thick skin.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's go good good, she will be ready
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: to hit the A gap no time. And now our
• 39:24
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• 39:29
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• 39:31
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• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Daughter turned two yesterday. I'm gassed up, boys, no breaks
• 39:40
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• 39:45
  Speaker 2: hell you celebrate, and let's represent for the dads. Get
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  Speaker 2: some merch for the dads at milk team sickos, and
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  Speaker 2: to all the dads that read this, go get it today.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Wow. Love that. Stephen Carafone Sicko sick Steve, repeat Fender
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Sicko Steve. We got coy Anderson on X. This fucking
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: place gave me a plastic recliner. Good. Today's the day
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: taking a pre labor nap here. Why it pass until
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: four pm Eastern tomorrow to get Scott zill out. Oh
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: there we go. Let yo, let's go. She's going to
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: learn college football Saturday as a priority in this family.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Hashtag go Hoosiers, hashtag PT six. We even got the
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: photo where mom's taking a selfie doing a funny little
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: pose while my man coy is over in the corner
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: just sleeping. That plastic recline.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Absolute sick And is that the couple that they were like,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: hey were either going to name our kid Scottie or
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Scarlett possible.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I saw I saw a comment of that. Was that
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: off YouTube pistons off x off. Just for the boys
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: out there too, Like moms, it must be nice to
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: have this nice bed. Look at us uncomfortably like, let's
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: laugh at that they gave her.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: I laugh at that they gave her a bed. Oh,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: they gave me a plastic recliner.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: In the hospital, we get a plastic recliner. You think
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: your life's hard, you ever slept in a plastic decliner?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: DJK twenty five hundred on YouTube, take a drink every
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: time Shirm changes his accent, laughing emoji Bennie not Benny, replied, Buddy,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I'm wasted.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Sherman Young replied, laughing emojis.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: That is awesome.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: That legitimately that made me belly laugh. That was very funny.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I got Cheney, Cheney godet pet Sico on YouTube. We
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: got a Ptsico. Use your name out here. Oh what's up, fellas?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you I got sniped. Baby girl brought
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: home the stomach bug from daycare. Good quick, dad hack,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I want to lose ten pounds real quick. Get the
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: stomach bug from your kid's daycare. Good best guy had ever.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Also just started terminal list last night, Willie see you boy? Hey?
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm doing tonight. And this isn't for
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: the pod. I'm doing this to night terminal this, I'm
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: doing it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna nut
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: up or shut out.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Uh Therminal. I'm gonna do Therminal list dark wool because
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: it's the portol. There you go, I'm gonna start with it.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's gonna change your life.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Also, one shout out you, I got your Christmas card
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: is very beautiful.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Two shout out Logan Valente. Oh you got mine in
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: the mail? Yes, sir, okay, thank god. The way you
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: just said that, I'm like, oh sure, and got me
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: a Christmas card. I swear to God, I think I
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: got his addressed for us to send him a Christmas card.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: No, no, but you're telling I got yours. We have
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: yet to send to ours. We still need to make
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: our boys.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I send them through the families. Just whatever could be
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: going on in your head, cool man, the WANs they
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: young right there. You just brought that up. You brought
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: up that you got our family Christmas card.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: To segue into this, but continue to continue in.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Front of Chef who's the captain of Seman Team six,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: to Derek, who's a funkal who's part of this brand.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: They could be in their brain right now thinking I
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: wonder if our Christmas card's on its way. Maybe he
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: just said, sure him a Christmas card. I'm just saying
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: out loud right now. The Young's got a Christmas card,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Clump's got a Christmas card, Lauwan's got a Christmas card.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: The Christmas cards went to the families of the shop.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: As I sit here in a little bit of a
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: panic nerves letting you guys know that you did not
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: get a Christmas card from the Compton family.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: The Handings haven't done a Christmas card in seven years.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: So I think you're all good. Okay, they're no worries
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: on our front.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: I was about to run home and check the mail,
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: so okay to come by.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, glad you got the Christmas card, Sherman, thank you
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: for people who.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Didn't set up your co host for failure. Good good slash.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: If you think for a second that he doesn't love
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: you and appreciate you.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm say.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: I think the paychecks that come in twice a month
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: are pretty good substitute for.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Crazy value the paychecks over our conversations.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he also left a note in the envelope.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Throw myself into that one.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: He left a note in the envelope, but he said
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: he my Charle wanted to send this.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to send it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: The Charles sent this to Jill.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you swinging the sword for you. Boy. Yeah,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: we uncomfortably sit in this pocket. Absolutely Charlo hates us. No,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: you know what, you know what?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: But read the comment comment I Digress logan v two
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: eight five five on YouTube says, boys, do you have
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: a po box to where the PT six community can
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: send our Christmas cards to the boys. To answer that question, yes,
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: and if you if you are interested in sending a
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Christmas card to Derek and Chef or Willy Ce insurn
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: d M the FORO the Dad's Socials. That's on Instagram
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: TikTok or Twitter, dm us for the po box and
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: we will send you the po box address and you
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: can send us a Christmas card.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: We love that. We can get some cards hanging up
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: on the set.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: We could put on the fridge, we could put on
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: the set however we want.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: To do it.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: Also, you could email it a digital one too if
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: you want to. If you can email us a digital one,
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: we can print it out and by a way to
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: work too if you don't want to mail it.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: That's actually very that's nice to solve right there, Derek. Hey.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Also, Derek let us into a funkal situation with the
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: flat tire, because I feel I feel like we've been
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: kind of like, oh, let's just like expel this good.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: You kind of had a good situation as well.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yesterday we So my fiance works late on Mondays,
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: and so I have a fantasy league where if you
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: score a hundred points on a guy, they have to
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: buy you a pizza. So last night, she's working late,
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: she's gluten free, all's lining up to go to show
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: pizza in East O.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Super excited. Take a new way home. It turns into one.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: Of those off ramps where everyone tries to line up
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: next to each other, and I get a run off
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: the road basically into a pothole, and dude tired.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Done.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: So I drive about four minutes to a church parking lot.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: Spend a half mind you, the pizza has been ordered.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: The pizza has been ordered. I have to pick up
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: in two minutes. Spend about a half hour in a
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: church parking lot last night, from like five point thirty
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: to six changing this tire. So put my doughnut on,
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: get the tire in there, take a picture post my
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: stupid little funny caption. If you don't have to change
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: your tire, you gets even thirty degree weather. And I'm
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: just sitting there and I'm nextiting. Cat knows me, and
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: she's like, well, just breathe like it's fine. I'm like, no,
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: like it's it's it's good, Like it's good, it's good.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: Is it good that I have every penny budgeted out
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: for Christmas gifts and now I gonna buy a fucking
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: tire but five home, it's great, it's honestly amazing.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: So we do that. I get the fucking pizza. It's cold.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Now I go home and just upset and I'm just
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: sitting there and she comes home and I will say
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: Cat came home on a FaceTime with her sister, and
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: I was just like, let me talk to the fucking kids.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: I was like, let me talk to the niece and
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: Evian and she shut around and the nephew has the
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: t Rex face on.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: He's going.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: And Amelia said she was in a pageant. She's a
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: little miss the area of the world, like she was
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: in a parade. She's dreaming about that. How cool it is.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: I was like, thank God for these kids, because like
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: I was just sitting there so mad because it wasn't
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: my Like, She's off, I want to get a pizza.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Why do I fucking want to get a pizza? I
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: was angry, but it ended up being a really good situation.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: It was a nice little ground and the.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Ball club put up over one hundred points. I'm getting
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: a free pizza, oh yeah, and now I'm paying for it.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Go out to pick it up and get right off
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: the road. The minimum is, yeah, fifteen in this league.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: And I said, if you guys can find me a
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: fifteen dollars fucking pizza, then I'll buy that pizza. Impossible.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: So I was already in the hole, and now I'm
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: in the hole more all because I wanted a stupid
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: little pizza.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: And then the I wish the call had been recorded
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: between us, because I call him realizing I can just
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: take Scarlet to daycare. Why am I freaking out? Because
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: we're coming up with this hole for the audience at home.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: We're coming up with the plan of Sherman will be
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: home with Scarlet watching and zoom in and we'll try
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: and do this blah blah blah after our phone call.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: This is after our phone call. Okay, this is after
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: our phone call. I then realized, oh, I can take
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Scarlet to daycare. So then I called Derek to then
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: tell him, Hey, I'm gonna take Scarlet to daycare, I think,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah to check in with him, and I
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: start off the call with, Hey, how's it going, And
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: he then tells me about the flat tire situation, and
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: in the background you just hear Scarlet going and I
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: just go, well, Derek, you know, it sounds like we're
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: both doing great. So I can't wait to see you
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: tomorrow and give you a hug. Everything's okay.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: God for the dads, Man for the dad's of the
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Brand's here bro for the dads. I already know Surean
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: was trying to figure it out last night because we
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: were on and off the phone, and I'm basically just like,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: whatever you say you can do, we're gonna have to
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: get done. But I know, getting on the phone, I
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: know getting off the phone, Sure Sharm feeling whatever energy
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I had, He's thinking, it doesn't feel like it's good
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: enough because I did. It's almost like I didn't have
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: the daycare situation in my head because I wish I
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: would have brought that up. Now that it got brought up, yeah,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: to like take them there, because more of like after
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Sharm comes up and he's kind of asking about it
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: or alluding to, hey, wife's sick he had talked to
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: wife yet and trying to figure out a plan, game
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: plan for tomorrow. I was like, well, you're bringing me
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: a problem. Do we have the solution? And this is
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: after you know, going six hours on the bus and
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: everything else. My brain is just like all right, I
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: got about before to get everybody's brains are fried. Yeah,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, you figure out a solution whatever
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: whatever we can do. If we have to move it,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: we have to come in tomorrow night, and then the
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: boys are just gonna have to grind through getting this
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: out so that way it can land at Wednesday morning
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: as everybody's listening to this right now. Whatever we got
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: to do, let's just however you can come up with
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: the solution, we can figure it out. The only thing
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I was, I guess I felt like we didn't turn
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: over every stone yet when you brought up the zoom
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: and everything else last night to do the zoom on
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: the bus is I got off the phone saying to myself,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: we don't even know what Jill has said yet, because
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: you said you still hadn't talked to your wife. It
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: still hadn't talked to my wife yet. But I know
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: you're in the you're in your own trenches. Oh so
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I don't want to make a situation feel like, make
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: you feel shitty getting off the phone, But I'm thinking, bro,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: there's gotta be a way that we could do it
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: in person, and if we can't, then at least we
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: would know, based on your conversation with Wifey that we
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: truly would not be able to do it. And when
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't know, it was more of like this, uh,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Jill Zilla Jill zil. He hasn't even talked to Jill yet. Yes,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: and he's like, this is the solution. It's like, we
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: don't even know if we can't yet, but hey, if
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: this is all we can do, well you will have
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: to do it on zoom.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: I'm also playing four D chess in my head because
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I'm having a meeting with these guys and we're coming up. Well,
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: maybe Scarlet can come up to the office. Yeah, and
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: you go like that, that's a real picture into your life.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: And then in my head, I'm overthinking and going, oh, am,
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: I just gonna look like a dad that's using his
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: kid for clicks in this situation. And how does that
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: look to Jill's parents that I brought my kid up
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: to the office while their daughter's sick at home.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: And I'm like overthinking. We got to see when team
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: sixers ready to go on the other side. That's true, Coop,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: It's not like Scarlett would have would have been sitting
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: here on camera with us. Yes, well, we got some
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: fellows that are more than equip.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, all all said and done, had a
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: great confidence.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: This was Yeah, this.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Was the perfect situation of and wait to chalk it
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: up like Will was very helpful. I told him, Hey,
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I am sorry that I'm not bringing any solutions, but
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: it's more so I'm talking to you, less of Will
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: my boss, and more so, hey, will you have kids
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: and maybe experience this. I've never experienced this. What the
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: hell do I do? And we had a good conversation
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: of like, okay, there are some options, but all said
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: and done, had a really good conversation with my mom.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: She has a best friend that lives in Nashville. We
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: need a babysitter. We need a babysitter a billion person.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: We need a.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Babysitter my wife or my wife. My mom is coming
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: in town this week on Thursday to uh, like help
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: with scarlet and stuff, so Jill and I can do
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: another date night. But like our in laws and stuff
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: flying in like.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, they live in Texas. They live in Texas.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: That's not realistic for the future. They do miss us
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: and they want to see us, but yeah, like that
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: stuff's great.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: But again for like young parents and young families who
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: have young kids, and you're experiencing like, hey, we need
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: to get back into doing date nights and thinking about
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: us a little bit more because it's bogged us down.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Have it just be kid kid kid or kids kids kids. Yes,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: you do need a rollodex of one of two babysitters
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: that you feel like you can trust and call and
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: that you know you're hoping that they would be available
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: on a pinch.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: And so my mom has a best friend here in Nashville,
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: and I was like, Mom, put the word out, give
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: give me her number. But you reach out and because
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that they have a rolodex of people that
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: they trust. Yeah, because it is it's like very foreign.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: We love our network in Nashville. I love all this
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: community that I have, But I feel some type of
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: way I'm not going to call Jared Beeman and his
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: wife to like, come watch my kid, because Jared's my coworker.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: He's not my babysitter. Like he's my friend, he's not
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: my babysitter. So I want like an actual my title
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: is I'm a babysitter is what I'm looking for. And
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: we just have been dragging our feet on it. And
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: it's a hard situation because if we're in Fort Worth,
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: I could name thirty people that I would take their
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: opinions in of who their babysitters are, and I would
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: use their babysitters, like you just have that network. We
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: don't have that here, but we do. We just got
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: to dig for it and find it and be purposeful.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: And so that was the learning lesson from me.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: In the middle of the chaos, in the middle of
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: the limited time you already have. So it's like, you know,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: the answers like Charles, like Charles having to figure out
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: who can be Like when Audrey she's pregnant, so we're
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: gonna lose her as a nanny. We're gonna have to
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: figure out who, like, who's gonna be the replacement? We
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: know that answer. I know that answer. Charles knows that answer.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Charles like, well, I know I'm gonna have to be
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: the one diving in and figuring out who the next
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: nanny's gonna be in the middle of all the chaos
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: of kids, a husband and wife, job, run the business,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: everything else. It's just like U he has legitimately like
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: vetting people, just going through that process that you don't
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: want to go through.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: And that's another good example of Jill very like subtweeting
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: husband to help in this situation because she has brought
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: up and we really need to find a babysitter. Man,
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: we really need to find a babysitter. I really want
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: to go on to date night if only we had
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: a babysitter. And I'm sitting there driving, you know, nothing
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: going on in my head, just going, yeah, babysitter would
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: be good. Yeah, yeah, pick up the phone and find
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: a fucking babysitter.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Sure, man, what even so when I'll get into and
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: we don't even get into arguments, I was gonna say,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: if I get into that argument with why we don't
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: get into those argies.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Well, and it wasn't. Yes, to your point, it wasn't
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: an argument right.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Right, But I'm saying if it gets if it's like
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I think to myself, sweetheart, I can find a babysitter,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: but I already know if I find it, like to
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: me as dad, as male, as how my brain works. Yes,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: if you find a babysitter and you trust said babysitter,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not I trust you. Yes, So if the babysitter
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: walks in, like I'm just trusting that we have a babysitter, yeah,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: my god, we got a sitter for tonight. If I
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: find a babysitter, or if dads are the men, I
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: feel like, find the babysitter. No matter what, Mom's gonna
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: want to vet and feel very good about said babysitter.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: So I think a million this you'll have to you
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: might as well rip this because no matter what, you're
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: gonna want to feel just as good as I do
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: about said baby. There's no world where I get the babysitter.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: This person that you don't know walks in the door.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: You're thinking, like me in this situation, we just get
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: in the car and go because you're like, oh, I
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: trust a trust hubby here that he just landed this
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: this awesome babysitter that neither of us know.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, how did you venom?
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: They love college football?
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Honey, she's a big college football, she's great.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: How did they land the job? She said, go big Red?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: And I was like, you think dyl Real is gonna
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: hit the portal? Good insight about it. Let's say you
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: go over miles anytime.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: And truly and yes, I know, if I pick out
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: a outfit for Scarlet, her feet will be covered, she'll
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: have a cuebo, she'll have a cute whatever. But Jill
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: is going to be like, hold on, hold on, what
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: are we doing using this outfit. She needs sweater, blah
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: blah blah. You know what you dress the kids, So
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: you dressed the kid. So that's how I think at
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: my head of if I picked the babysit. There's gonna
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: be multiple notes on top of that, which is fine,
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: But I'm automatically assuming, oh, that's a jill job, because
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: sh'll want final check and say.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Of who we hire. Yeah, let's let's take out Let's
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: separate the person from the problem. Let's separate the idea
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: of does the man do this or the woman does this?
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Like who's the most equipped, Like who's going to be
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: the most detailed in handling this said job? Yeah, because
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: if I interview, you're gonna be interviewing me on the backside.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: And then reminded me of questions that I forgot to
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: ask or didn't ask. Hey, you seem like the one
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: you said that the one most well equipped to handle
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: this said job. Yes, and again there might be dads
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: who absolutely rip that job and have are the ones
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: that the land of the baby. So I have no clue.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just talking more from my if. When char brings
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: it up, I hate Sweeter. I know this is gonna
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: be this could be one that I could do. Look,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: I could do this, but if I do this, here's
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: what I would like not to happen, because if you
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: were doing this on the back end to me, I'm
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: just say making in my head you might as well
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: just go ahead and fill this role. Or at the
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: very beginning, Hey, honey, I would love to take on
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: this job. Tell me all the tempoles that I need
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: to hit as far as babysitter, and I'll find that
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: fucking baby. And then from that moment forward, let me
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: own my job. Yes, let me own my role.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Let me be great, which Jill, Jill Will allowed that,
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: but I need to ask that upfront of like what,
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Okay needs to be a registered nurse. Got it needs
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: to be local. Got it needs to you know.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Look at this man just trying to figure it out
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: and solve it. That's out there, Like yeah, yeah, go Willy,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: he shout out.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: My favorite comment from the weekend was the clip of
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: will being like, yeah, I'm reading now, I read, and
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: somebody said artists formerly known as Willie one page, Willie
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: one page, that's phenomenal, Willy ninety pages.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm over a hunter now a hundred Hey, Willy bookshelf,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: will Willie bookshelf.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Baby, that's a Derek original. That's a Derek original.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: On should we get into voicemails. Crack a cold one.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I mean we've said a lot of stuff that's like hacks.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: By the way, you kind of slid that in there
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: as a dad hack earlier when you talk about taking
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: the baby wipe and put on the baby stomach. Yes, sir,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: that's for a five month old. So people in that
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: world you're trying to keep them awake to drink the bottle.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a great dad hack.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: She didn't sound miserable like when I was, you know,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: like she wasn't crying or anything. It would rouse her
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: enough to be like that's the game.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: There ain't no yeah, like whatever, whatever it takes, whatever
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: it's wake your young ass up.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: They drink this bottle, drink this baba crack Okay, So
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: crack a cold one, because what would it be if
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: we didn't do a crack a cold one really quick?
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: It'd be a shit episode? Would be us forgetting to
• 59:55
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  Speaker 1: H my, uh my, crackicle One's just gonna go to
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: meeting Santa Claus taking photos of Santa Claus and it
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: went beautifully, boys like beautifully. Rue conquered her fear taking
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: a photo with Santa smiled, and Scottie learned from her
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: new fear. Yeah, she learned a new fear of Santa Claus. Okay,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: and it was incredible. I caught a little video and
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I already know to myself, I see Scotty hanging on
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: mom a little tight. So you know, as dad, I
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: know a funny moment's coming. Let me slide out the
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: phone and get the video rolling, because I already know
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: she's gonna start crying. Come on, boom, take Scotty, sit
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: her on Santa Claus's lap, and you just see it
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: all happen. Face starts to go, she starts to cry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm chuckling behind the camera and she just helplessly sits
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: thinking she's about to this is her life, last moment
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: on earth, as this gentleman in a red suit and
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: white beards.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Holding her will's behind the camera.
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  Speaker 1: Hey there he goes, got it, there you go. You
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: means Santa Claus, you're doing some good. Oh dude. Rue
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: was nervous, but she she met Santa. We took a
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: family photo together, and then she wanted to do it
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: a second time and her and Scotty. Scotty cried again. Yay.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Rue conquered her fear with Santa Claus this year, good
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: and Scottie learned her fear of Santa Claus this year.
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  Speaker 1: So it was it was perfect. That's a cold one
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  Speaker 1: worthy of cracking, sir. Yeah, do we want to get
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: into Collins? Yeah, let's do it, man, let's do it.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Let's get in the Collins again. You want to be
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  Speaker 1: and we will send you some merchandise.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Will Sherman's pulling this up? Real quick question for the audience.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Did anyone listen to our Halloween story? Because if you
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: did and you enjoy it, we'll do a Christmas one.
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  Speaker 1: But I want to make sure.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't get any comments on it when we posted it,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: so I don't know if anyone saw it. It was
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: at the end of the episode. But I really want
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: to do another because it was really fun.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, we posted the Halloween story and it got zero comments.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: People might have listened, we don't know, but we didn't
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: get any. We didn't really, I personally in my head,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: did we get comments? I thought, oh, okay, we got comments.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: I personally in my head thought it was going to
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: be some like AI animated storytelling happening, not just kind
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: of like where it's just you know, a little song
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: and then like what.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna We're gonna expand on it. That
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: was the first run.
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  Speaker 1: And then like when I'm doing my character, I'm envisioning
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: what this character might look like when the YouTube rols out,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: But when it just kind of sat there on like
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: a you know, like a desktop background with a little
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: bit of music while the story just went, I'm like, hey, yeah.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, and that that was on That was
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: on me. But if we get a chance at a
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Christmas shot, we're gonna go big and it's gonna be great.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: But we just need to know if we want animation,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: I just need to do it early because it I
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: don't know how to animate, but I'll figure it out.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah again, that was just what I was thinking in
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: my head it was gonna be. We kind of knew
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: when we put up.
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  Speaker 3: I was like this, it is like the low fi Youtubeah.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: But so if I got no comments, I'm almost like
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: just so people reached out.
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  Speaker 5: I read through a lot of people send in pictures
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: of uh like, we had a couple of people images
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: that people having their kid watched the leaves fall and
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: the story on and stuff like that, and people.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Commented, okay, okay, I'm missing they did, Derek says. People
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  Speaker 1: reached out, I would you just your family the video
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  Speaker 1: and group chat and they just bumbed up it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I have a comment right here that says, Mila
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  Speaker 2: the bat fucking ribs.
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  Speaker 1: Way to go with it. Okay, way to go, Willie.
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  Speaker 3: I must have read him like right when the episode
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: came out and then didn't bother because I.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't want to do this to myself.
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  Speaker 2: This one titled Bathtime Combos.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: What's up? Boys?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: This is Taylor from Idaho, Pt. Sixer now for I
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: mean my little girl she is eighteen months old. Just
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: need some advice here. My wife and I, as of
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: the last I think eight or ten months, we've been
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: making sure that we switch off bath time every night, right,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: So whoever does the bath, the other person does the dishes,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: and I won't lie. Shame on me. For a little while,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: I was always like a son of it's my turn
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: to do the bath, right, But now I obviously I
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: know that I need to not take the bad time
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: for Granted, it's some extra special time that I get
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: to spend with my daughter Emmy, And she's at that
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: age where she's not like talking. She can understand me,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: but she's not talking. What the heck do I do
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: in the bath with her? Do I just like down
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: with third Do I just like singing some songs?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Do I just like continue to play with the toys?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: I just you ot to do that and I just
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: kind of hang out and chill like I don't know
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: what to do, Like, how do I make that extra
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: special for her?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Am?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: I supposed to be teaching her things in the bath?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: What do y'all do for bath time? Do you let
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: him hang out for a long time? Do you get
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: the cleaning done and get out?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Like? What what does bathtime look like? God? What a
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: call in? Hey, this is a man that needs some help.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: He needs some help, like we all do.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: I don't even I don't even know how to answer
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: that question because I'm trying to think what I do
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: during bathtime?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: You just kind of play and talk to him like
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: I'm picturing my man. What's his name, Timothy, Timothy from Idaho?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: From Idaho, Timothy, just picturing tim Just set the kid
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: in the bathtub, and he's just kind of sitting there
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: looking at her, just thinking, what do I do here?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: So?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, we clean the baby? What's next? Why what do
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: you come downstairs? Baby's clean? Watched like you guys have
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: fun a bast time. He's like, I think, I guess.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just looked at her.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: I pour, uh, I need to record myself. I think
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna record myself to where you just see me
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: during bathtime to see what I do because I'm actually interested.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I do a ton of baby talk. Yeah, I know
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: that you're just sitting there kind of conversing with him,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: like yah, I'm picturing especially if Ru back when she
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: was eighteen months, because he's in it. He's in a
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: great he's in a great pocket for age. Like I
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: feel like sixteen months sticks out as the month where
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Rue's personality really started to show up A little bit. Yeah,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just taking Yeah, eighteen months. You get your kiddo
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: in the water, you know, is it too Oh it's
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: not too hot. Oh, it feels just right. And you
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: kind of slowly get him in the water. You're like,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: oh is that warm and cozy? And you take the
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: little cup. You start like pouring it on their little body,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: like oh, here comes in on the right shoulder. Boop.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: You start getting their hair. Oh can I get you
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: don't want it in your eyes? Let me block it.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Can you look up a little bit? You gotta look
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: up or water's gonna get in your eyes. You pour
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: it on them. Oh look look at your toys, whether
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: it's a little scrunchy ones that's just like letters, yeah yeah.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Or we have a couple of little fish, a couple
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: little things she can play with that are kind of
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: connected to the side of the bathtub, or she can
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: spin it or whatever. Again, trying to picture her at
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: eighteen months old. Cascotti's won. We kind of have her
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: sitting on that little yeah, like trike thing where they
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: got a little that you set them on and those
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: are quick, those are like quick bass right yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: like you said there and you dump tho a cup
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: on them. A couple of times. You get to soap
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: with the rag. You go around there, you like sing
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: them a song or play with them, or talk about splashing.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: It's like at that age too, Like Scotty, He's like,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: do you want to slash? Splas splashplash. You kind of
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: show him on a splash and they spla, Oh my gosh,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: you love splash under the neck and then you know,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: soap their head, rub it.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: I uh, maybe a Dad Hack waterproof book. We got
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: one at Target.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: It's fun, It's got little pictures in it. Then Scarlet's
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: like just now being able to like hold things with
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: both hands. I put the book in her hands and
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: just holding it and putting it in her mouth instead
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: of reading it. And I'm talking for Scarlet. Yeah, oh,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Dad dies, I like this book. Oh really, Scarlet? Are
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: you reading the book?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Doing such a good job. Tim strikes me as
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: a man who he's confused on what to do when
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: the job is so easy. But he seems like a
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: man's man to where he's pretty reserved and doesn't say
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of words, doesn't necessarily care to communicate
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: his emotions, just wants to like feel pain or anger
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: and kind of you know, stay quiet, be very internal.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: That's who he strikes me as. But this, yeah, this
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: bath game is easy because you got to think to
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: your flip the switch in your brain and think, I'm
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: gonna sound stupid right now and I'm notoxious, but I'm
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: gonna do it with my little girl. Yeah, that's all
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: it is. Because Scott's Zilla. The difference between your ruin
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: and Scott' Zilla rue. She would have to tilt her
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: because she hates some one like water gets and rise
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: and everything else. Scott Zilla. I'll dump the cup on
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: her head. I'll don their water border a couple times
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: because she's just sitting there. She she eats it, bro
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: she eats it. I'll be dump it on her head.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: You know when you get a little curious, Okay, if
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: a little bit gets on their eyes, like how do
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: they react like smiles or whatever. And then I'm like,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: you know, get a little cup of water and then
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: like dump it on her head and then she smiles.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, you got to mess with the water. Now,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: let's get a little action in here. Scotty.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's exactly like Scarlet's like reaching at the
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: I like, you know, pour the cup on her and yeah,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: she's like reaching for the water. Yeah, gets on her
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: face and she kind of like shakes, but then she's like, okay,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: I want more.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's another little dad hack in during bad time
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: and she take the cup of water, gets you a
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: big cup of water too, and just do like a
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: slow pour in front of them. Or they have like
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: that little stream and they just want to grab it
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: and there figuring out what water is, what it feels like,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, is this going through my hand? How's
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: it going around? Whenever I take my hand out, the
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: stream still goes all the way down to the water
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: with I can't grab it and pull it. And they're
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: just kind of fascinating. You just stare at them, and Scarlett,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: is that water, Oh my goodness, are you thirsty? You
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: can't drink it.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: It's got soaphy in it. And Scarlet, if her brain
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: is telling her that looks like I could drink that.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: And so whenever I like pour it under like her neck,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: the entire time, she's going trying to drink it and
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, no, no, don't drink this.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Oh. They take some scru she kind of put in
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: her mouth. No, that's dirty water. You don't want to
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: drink that. You don't want to drink that water. No, no,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: cut it out. Stop. Sorry, you're ruining batht No, we
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: don't drink that water. Then water's better. You know that's
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: dirty water? All right, okay, stop cut it out right now.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you just want to go to bed, okay, baby,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Thank you Timothy for Timothy Baby proving the Xmas tree.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 8: Santo Willie, I need some advice here. Maybe you guys
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 8: could discuss this one on the pod. As you know,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 8: it's Christmas season.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: I got a one and a half quarter year old son.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 8: He's at that age where he's walking but not quite
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 8: speaking English yet, just gibber jabberin. And it's Christmas tree.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 8: Time house already is closing in on us because we
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 8: got toys all over the fucking place.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: I'm tripping on little race cars, legos, building blocks.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 8: We're watching Miss Rachel on a repeat, trying to introduce
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 8: the young buck to the Charlie Brown Christmas specials.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Things that.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 8: This guy wants to tear down on a Christmas tree.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 8: I've tried fences, I've tried putting it on a table.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 8: It's a bad News Bears type situation.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: Here.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 7: What's your Christmas tree proof of baby advice?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: What do you got for me?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: I need a life raft here because I'm about to
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 8: go get my third Christmas tree because for some reason,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: these things they just keep getting fucked up. One of
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 8: them was too pussy. I went too light and it
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 8: fell fell off the stand. I'm not about to rebuild
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 8: a stand. The other one had bugs in it. Kid
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 8: had bugs in his hair and stuff.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 7: Bad News Bears. Maybe I gotta get a fake tree.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: I don't know the issue, but any baby proof Christmas
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 8: tree advice, I hope you and a good merry Christmas brother.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: I hope you're good. Good luck, good luck with those
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: bucks in the Christmas tree. But they're coming from every direction.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Now, I hate it. I grew up a real tree kid.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: We'd go to the tree farm, we'd cut it down,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: my dad would, we'd my brothers and I we'd pretend
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: to play deer Hunter six while we were out there
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: running around looking for a Christmas tree. Yeah, and uh,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: but I'm a fake tree guy. Okay, I'm a fake
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: tree guy. I hate to admit it, but it is
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: what it is. Yeah, it's easier. You get it going
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: up every year you put it back in the box.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: And it sounds like what he's dealing with the little demon.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: He sees a tree. This is King Kong now going
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: through the jungle, ripping off the tree and everything else.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: To me, the first one is, well, you can get
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: a fake tree, but I don't know how to I
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: don't know how to stop the rushing attack to the
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Christmas tree. Scotty's the same way, Scotty damn near she did.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: She broke Ruth's fine ornament. It's kind of cracked all over,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: so it's very sensitive. It will fall apart. We do
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: have it back on the tree. It's hanging on for
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: dear life right now. But if it goes down again,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: it's over with. I don't know what to do. I
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: don't know what to do. Help me, help me. I
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: don't know how to stop my child from grabbing the
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: ornaments on the Christmas tree.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: I have this off, I have this off.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: How high can she reach? I mean shit, but she
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: can probably reach like and that's about three feet off
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: to the lower part of the tree, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? Like, I know you can get the ornaments
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  Speaker 1: up higher. But she's still grabbing at this stuff on
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  Speaker 1: the tree, and you just gotta see Scottie, gentle, gentle,
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  Speaker 1: and they're kind of approaching them slowly, go ahead, surem.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, really quicks off target, has indestructible ornaments by the
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  Speaker 2: baby its own tree that it can fuck up and
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  Speaker 2: put the indestructible ornaments on it and just let them
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  Speaker 2: have it.
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  Speaker 1: Now, hang on these indestructible ornaments? Can you still take
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  Speaker 1: them off the tree?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What's wrong with that? Just
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  Speaker 1: ornaments all over the floor. That's okay. Still got to
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  Speaker 1: hang them back on the tree.
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  Speaker 2: It's still good.
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  Speaker 1: That's what parents are trying to figure out here is
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  Speaker 1: when the baby gets close to the tree and they
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  Speaker 1: got a hold of an ornament, and you don't just
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  Speaker 1: want to snap, hey stop sometimes I'll do that, scott Scotty, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: And you almost you're approaching them like they're like they
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  Speaker 1: have a gun on them. Yeah, like Scotty, easy, gentle,
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  Speaker 1: And you slowly start walking towards them, gentle. They start
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  Speaker 1: smiling a little bit easy, she starts no, and then
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  Speaker 1: you grab them and just remove them from the situation,
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  Speaker 1: and then you just hope you're sitting there playing your
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  Speaker 1: basketball in them, guard them so they don't get to
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  Speaker 1: the tree. And I just kind of guide her. Go
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  Speaker 1: over there, go over there. Look at that over there,
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  Speaker 1: Go get the ball. And that's where the fake tree,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: the fake small tree comes in. Look at that little thing.
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  Speaker 1: Go fuck that thing up. Okay, I see what you're
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  Speaker 1: saying to me. No matter what, they're still ripping off,
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  Speaker 1: like if you get the indestructible ornaments, like, yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: sucks with the that ruse ornaments broken. But no matter what,
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  Speaker 1: she's ripping off ornaments from the thing, like, I still
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  Speaker 1: got to I get on my hands and knees. You
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: gotta put the little hook back in the thing, and
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  Speaker 1: then you put the ornament back on the tree.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's okay. So here's what I would do to
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  Speaker 2: explain it really quick. I would put a fence, like
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  Speaker 2: a dog type gate around real Christmas tree with breakable
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  Speaker 2: ornaments to distract child. Buy fifteen dollars tree that's only
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: like two feet tall, put a bunch of indestructible ornaments
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  Speaker 2: on it, and then that's what they're fucking up all
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  Speaker 2: the time.
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  Speaker 1: Does that make sense. Yeah, I want to get a
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  Speaker 1: gait a cage of some sort. Yeah, and just put
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Scottie in it. Like every time she gets involved in something,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: she's climbing up on rue stepstool. Now, Like I'll look
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  Speaker 1: over and I just see your little head popping up
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  Speaker 1: from the island and I'm like, God, Scotty, how'd you
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: get over there? I've told you you can't climb this.
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  Speaker 1: She gets around everything. She she clears out every cabinet
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  Speaker 1: that has stuff in it. Yeah, this is every day,
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  Speaker 1: and I tell your every time, sweetheart. This is why
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  Speaker 1: I want to get a cage for get a little
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  Speaker 1: play pin. Yeah, she needs to be like Ugga during
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: the sec Ji chip game to where that's sitting in
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  Speaker 1: a kennel. You can't come outt is scott Zillo. She
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: is ugg Yeah, Dane shev.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Please, what was your thoughts on it?
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  Speaker 3: This might be a bad idea, okay, But as a kid,
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  Speaker 3: my parents under our tree we had in a little
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  Speaker 3: root Oflph the Reindeer electronic train. It's a train that
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: just goes around the tree. And maybe it's a little
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: bit of a smoke and mirrors thing that they're seeing
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: like an actual moving train come around and she doesn't
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: want to dat they might because for me and my
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: little brother, that was never an issue. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if it's because we would turn on the train and
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: watch it go around the tree.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: You're probably just scared of the trains. No, I don't
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: think so. I think you were a pussy. Your probably, Lama.
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  Speaker 1: You know it was like, I'm not gonna get rain
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  Speaker 1: over by the train. My number one shows was Thomas
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  Speaker 1: a tank Engine. I think you're kid, you were scared.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: I think you as a one year old you was
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: a pussy. Chef, mamauck you in how many? How many
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: bedtime cases did you get? Chef? I come to you
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: with a solution. Your tea, Lama, Lama, Red Pajama? Was
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  Speaker 1: that your favorite book? Chef? No, well, chef, because if
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  Speaker 1: Scotty saw the train, that train's getting sucked up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I was about maybe it's the train.
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  Speaker 3: You buy the train knowing that the train's going to
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  Speaker 3: be a sacrificial lamb, and then you hang all the
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  Speaker 3: all the ornaments that are breakable. You don't want those
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: stay above halfway up the tree line.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Then I look over and Scott's will be at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the tree tearning down the star. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you might be a shall you look up there? Scotti's
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: up there? What you have?
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  Speaker 2: Kay Adams?
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  Speaker 1: In ten minutes? Okay you want to we can pick
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: back up? Uh we I We're pretty much good the rock,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: aren't We're pretty much. I got a nice little I
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: saw on Instagram post and then I I can read
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  Speaker 1: the lesson and.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: I have like a little lesson too or something I
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: saw that was just.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Like a great, great little reminder, great little prospective piece
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: from my man too doing bath time, like, hey, enjoying
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  Speaker 1: bad time. I know I'm gonna miss bad time for me,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: the whole thing of bad time for me. It's just
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: my little back just getting down on the ground. Yeah,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Like I'll be the whole chest hanging on the side
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: of the bath, like reaching my arms up because it's
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: like sometimes I just can't stay lies and support my
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: low back.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: You need the third arm construction worker apparatus. If anybody's
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: seen that on social media, will be a little Christmas
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: maybe a little Christmas gift all right here. This comes
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: from Wealthy, Healthy and Blonde. The profile on Instagram. We're thirty.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: It's December and he asked me what I want for
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Christmas this year.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Oh. I laugh and say, oh, I don't know. Sleep, Silence, sanity.
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  Speaker 1: He half smiles because we both know I can't have that.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: We're eighty now. It's December, and he asked me what
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: I want for Christmas this year. I look at the
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: tree filled with handmade ornaments, now decades old, they hang quietly, untouched.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: I look at the lights glowing across an empty floor,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: no longer full of toy cars, legos, and crumbs. I
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: recall the years where everything felt alive, the squeals at sunrise,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: the torn open boxes, the little voice is yelling, Mama,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: come see me. I cry and say, oh, I don't know.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Just one more Christmas when they were little. He have
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: smiles because we both know I can't have that. And
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: that's when it hit me. I got everything I wanted
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: when I was thirty. Turns out I miss everything I
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: had when I was thirty. The days are messy, but
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: the years are magic, and you can't get him back,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: so enjoy them. That's a good one right there. It
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: almost caught me on the last two slides.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: That is a good one. God, that's a good reminder
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: of just yeah, enjoy the suck, Embrace the suck. Mine
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: falls in that as well. Here's my lesson of the week.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: This week has been has reminded me of something simple
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: but heavy. When man on man isn't working, you gotta
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: switch to zone coverage. As a dad, sometimes your number
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: one job is stepping up when you're partner can't. There
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: are days where everything feels normal routines click, kid is fed,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: everyone's laughing, life is on the rails. And then there
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: are days when your partner is exhausted, sick, mentally drained,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: burnt out, or just done. That's when it's your moment,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: not to complain, not to keep score, not to point
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: out whose turn it was, but to silently step in,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: pick up the load, and carry it. Being a good
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: partner isn't about even splits. It's about coverage. When one
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: person is down, the other fills the space. That might
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: mean doing bathtime without being asked, handling bedtime routines, solo
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: cleaning the kitchen even when you worked all day running
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: errands so she can lay down for twenty minutes, taking
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: the emotional hits so she doesn't have to. It's not
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: glamorous No one applauds you, but it matters because when
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: your wife feels safe, supported and seen, your home becomes stronger.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: Your kids learned teamwork by watching it, and your marriage
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: becomes less about surviving seasons and more about winning the
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: seasons together. So Dad's this week, just pay attention. If
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: she's struggling, step in, if she's overwhelmed, anchor the household.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: If she's running on fumes, be the refuel station. Not
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: because it's your duty, but because that's what love looks like.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: In real life. Well done, well done, my friend great
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: so today a.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: Great so, great so and one of our shortest sodes potentially,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: What were we running at?
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: This is going to be the shortest sode since episode
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: of one. That's okay, It's okay, a lot going on,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: I know, Papa Team shakes will come. There'll be some
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: mentions about the short episode that we covered a lot
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: though we did. We had some fun. Yeah, that was
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: quick and fast, but we hit all the bases.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: The sound waves on that edit thing are good.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: There's gonna be zero breaks, yeah, zero. Papa Team six.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Keep showing up, keep overthinking every time conversation going through
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: your head, and keep submitting eventually submitting to what's best
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: for you and Wifey on Milk Team six and keep
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: submitting to what's best for you and the family. Take
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: your trash out. We love you, we appreciate you. BT six.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: We will see you next week.