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Cars And Coke 100... · Billy & Lisa in the Morning: The After Show

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody. After Show Podcast is on. Justin here. And
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  Speaker 1: I have a guest today who was second best. So
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  Speaker 1: good for her. Welcome, Riley.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. You weren't second best.
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  Speaker 2: I did hear you ask Bill first and Bill shot
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  Speaker 2: you down. So it's okay. You came crawling to me.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine.
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  Speaker 1: It sounded like that. But I do not lie about things.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. And I just asked Billy first because
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  Speaker 1: I was going to ask Billy and then ask you
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  Speaker 1: to both come on the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So he said no, and then I went to you,
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  Speaker 1: but I was going to go to you anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Listen.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: You're busy. I know. I was going to ask you anyway,
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  Speaker 1: but I know you're busy. So if you say no,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding with you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you do a lot of stuff. You're very busy.
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  Speaker 1: You have not been on this week after you covered
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  Speaker 1: for us for a week.
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  Speaker 2: True.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people did like it. It was very good. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Thanks, everybody. Yeah. You did not. So you
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  Speaker 1: covered the traffic, the weather, and Billy's news.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: But you did not podcast the news.
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Because in my head, I was like, people don't want
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  Speaker 2: to hear this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, well, you should.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, OK.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: People will have talkbacks about it. Oh, OK. Yeah. Because listen,
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  Speaker 1: it's part of the show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so.
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  Speaker 1: So you should put it up. If you put up
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  Speaker 1: Billy's News every day, you should put up the podcast
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  Speaker 1: as well.
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  Speaker 2: It just feels like a little bit weird to be like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing this thing and now I'm just going to
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  Speaker 2: put it up.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It made me feel a little weird.
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  Speaker 1: You're thinking too much.
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  Speaker 2: Probably.
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  Speaker 1: Just do it.
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  Speaker 2: But I didn't know that people were looking for it.
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  Speaker 2: So now I do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So if you cover again, yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So how's everything else going?
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  Speaker 3: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine.
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  Speaker 1: You have a vacation planned?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I feel bad because we were on vacation. You
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  Speaker 1: always have to cover. But people need to understand that
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  Speaker 1: you are entitled to a vacation as well. Yeah. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, do you get vacation time now or no?
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  Speaker 2: So I was just going to say I just got
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  Speaker 2: made full-time for everybody who cares.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. People are going to be like, she wasn't
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  Speaker 2: full-time before. And so I get two weeks of vacation
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  Speaker 2: starting in January.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So let's recap now. So you were part-time. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So that means you had to put in the hours
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  Speaker 1: that you worked. You were allowed, I think, 30 hours roughly.
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  Speaker 2: I always worked more than that. I was basically working
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  Speaker 2: full-time hours just as a part-time employee.
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  Speaker 1: Correct. So we pushed and pushed and pushed and pushed
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  Speaker 1: and pushed for you to get more. You did– before
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  Speaker 1: we got on vacation, the boss called finally because it's
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  Speaker 1: got to go up the corporate ladder. You were made full-time.
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  Speaker 1: So now you get 40 hours a week and you
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  Speaker 1: get vacation. And benefits.
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  Speaker 2: And benefits.
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  Speaker 1: And benefits.
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  Speaker 4: Yay.
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  Speaker 1: Because you just turned 26 or 27?
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  Speaker 3: 26. 26.
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  Speaker 1: So you're off your parents' insurance. You've been paying for
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  Speaker 1: your own insurance. Which sucks. Well, I mean, the iHeart
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  Speaker 1: insurance is not the best.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah. But at least I have it. And they
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  Speaker 2: have dental.
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  Speaker 1: And they have dental.
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  Speaker 2: Which is good.
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  Speaker 1: So you do not have dental right now?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: I just pay for it out of pocket, which is horrible.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like how much? For cleanings? How much is a cleaning?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 2: It's like $ 200. Okay. But then they make you get
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  Speaker 2: frigging x-rays every year. You have to do it at
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  Speaker 2: least once every year. And it's like, I'm not even kidding,
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  Speaker 2: like $ 500. Like to do the cleaning and the x-rays.
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  Speaker 2: It's awful.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you have very nice teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like being an adult. I just want to
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  Speaker 2: say that. I had to get my car serviced the
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  Speaker 2: other day and they were like, ooh, you're like, 15
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  Speaker 2: 000 miles over these three things and i was like
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  Speaker 2: okay like the oil change no no no i get
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  Speaker 2: my oil changed like decently but like no they were
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  Speaker 2: like you have to like fix your that you have
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  Speaker 2: to redo the brake fluid and whatever and i was
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  Speaker 2: like i know but i was like whatever i go
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  Speaker 2: to a place that i actually do like so i'm
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  Speaker 2: like i'm hoping you guys aren't scamming me um i
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  Speaker 2: go to commonwealth and lawrence yeah so i like them
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  Speaker 2: there but i'm like i like i was like i
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  Speaker 2: guess it's fine it was like 500 bucks yeah And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, this blows. I don't want to be an adult.
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  Speaker 2: And then they're like, you need new tires. The guy's like,
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  Speaker 2: you drive a lot, huh? I'm like, I want to
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  Speaker 2: spend my money on things that I like. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to spend my money on my car, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be an adult. It sucks. I know.
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  Speaker 4: It's awful.
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  Speaker 1: Those are, I never do those things, but you should.
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  Speaker 3: I know. You should.
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  Speaker 2: Because also like my car is like decently new. I've
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  Speaker 2: had it for like two and a half, three years now.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, now I'm coming up on the time
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  Speaker 2: where I need to like be like actually making sure it's,
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  Speaker 2: If I want it to last, which I do, I
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  Speaker 2: need to kind of be like- It's a Honda. Taking
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  Speaker 2: care of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it will last a long time if you take
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  Speaker 1: care of it, which you are. So that's good. But
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  Speaker 1: you are racking up miles on it.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: How many miles are on it now? Like 47,000.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Is it paid off?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Close, but no.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I trade my car in like every year, year
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  Speaker 1: and a half. Oh, you do? Only because it's not
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  Speaker 1: about having a new car all the time. It's just
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  Speaker 1: because I drive so much. And I feel like once
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  Speaker 1: I get to like $ 40, 000 or above, the value starts
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  Speaker 1: to go down. Yeah. So I kind of trade it
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  Speaker 1: while it still has value. But I also pay more
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  Speaker 1: each month.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So I have equity in the car.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it's nice because I always have a new car.
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  Speaker 1: But the other thing is I get up so early,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want any car problems.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to fix my car ever.
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  Speaker 2: When I first got this job, I was still driving
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  Speaker 2: the car that I got when I was 16. And
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  Speaker 2: it was like it was like my first ever car.
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  Speaker 2: I've only ever had two cars now. This one that
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  Speaker 2: I like is my car and the one that my
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  Speaker 2: parents bought me when I was 16. And it was
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  Speaker 2: having like it was a great car. I mean, it
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  Speaker 2: lasted me that long, but like it was having issues.
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  Speaker 2: And my parents were like, we can't we can't be
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  Speaker 2: doing this anymore. Like you need to get a car.
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  Speaker 2: Like they were like, I know you don't want a
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  Speaker 2: car payment, but like you need to get a car.
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  Speaker 2: It's time.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's my thought process is the car is one
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  Speaker 1: of the most important things in my life. I use
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  Speaker 1: it to get to work, to get around, my kids,
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  Speaker 1: my family. It has to be safe. It's very, very important.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll pay extra for my car each month and
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  Speaker 1: I'll make sure that my car is semi-new all the
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  Speaker 1: time because I'm in my car so much. You have
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  Speaker 1: a Honda? I was telling this story to actually Abel
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  Speaker 1: yesterday coming home from boxing. So I had a Honda, right?
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  Speaker 1: Years ago, I had no money, whatever. And I might
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  Speaker 1: have told the story on the podcast before, but I
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  Speaker 1: had a 1995 Honda Civic. This was probably in 2011, 12.
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  Speaker 1: So they last, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I had the Honda Civic. It had problems. I
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  Speaker 1: spent the money to get it fixed. I had no money.
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  Speaker 1: And that's when I joined the gym and I started
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  Speaker 1: like I was really fat. I go to the gym
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  Speaker 1: and I walk on the treadmill every day. And I
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  Speaker 1: go at 3 o'clock and I would just watch all
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  Speaker 1: the people work out because I didn't know how to
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  Speaker 1: like lift weights. And so because I went at the
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  Speaker 1: same time, I would leave at the same time and
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  Speaker 1: I would see the same people there every day and
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  Speaker 1: I'd see them walking to their cars, OK? And so
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  Speaker 1: here's me, all 350 pounds of me driving my shitty car.
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  Speaker 1: But I noticed that the people that were showing up
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  Speaker 1: to the gym every day, right, all had nice cars.
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  Speaker 1: And so I just made that connection but I didn't
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  Speaker 1: really like understand what that meant. And then eventually as
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  Speaker 1: I stayed with things and stayed with fitness, I ended
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  Speaker 1: up getting nicer cars, right? And so later on, so
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to explain to Abel, I learned, I
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  Speaker 1: realized that it was that these people, not everyone that
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  Speaker 1: works out drives a nice car, but these people, what was,
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  Speaker 1: they were disciplined to show up every day and work out,
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  Speaker 1: which means they probably carried the discipline into their careers,
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  Speaker 1: which means they probably advanced in their careers, which means
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  Speaker 1: more money, which means they could buy nicer cars.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I'm not saying it's
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  Speaker 1: like that for everybody, but I made that connection. And
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  Speaker 1: then what do you know? I stayed disciplined. In the gym,
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  Speaker 1: in my career, and eventually I could afford nicer cars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know. I was explaining it to Abel because,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he doesn't really want to work out. He
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  Speaker 1: likes it when he's there, but it's like going, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like everything.
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  Speaker 1: Think about it. Like when you're working out, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people are like, I don't want to go. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, stick with it. Discipline. And then I said,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to drive a nice car? And I
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  Speaker 1: told him that story.
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  Speaker 2: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: So the Honda should last you if you take care
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  Speaker 1: of it. That thing could last you like 200 plus
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  Speaker 1: thousand miles.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm hoping it lasts me. When I bought it,
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  Speaker 2: I was like 10 years, hopefully.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, definitely.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hondas and Toyotas, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of why I bought it, too. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, eh. Jeeps are good, too. I had
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  Speaker 1: three Jeeps in a row, and I had no problems
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  Speaker 1: with them. But you're not really going to have huge
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  Speaker 1: problems up until 50,000 miles, I feel like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's later, and now I have a BMW.
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  Speaker 2: My first car was a Volvo, and it was like
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  Speaker 2: a car, but like.
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  Speaker 1: You don't see Volvos anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: But they're so nice. They're so expensive. That's why.
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  Speaker 1: They're like a mom car to me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Was it an SUV or a sedan? Was it a
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  Speaker 1: four-door car? Yeah, it was a car. It was a car.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like an old-school box-type car?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a 2005. Okay. So it was like more–
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  Speaker 2: I know which one you're thinking of. You're thinking of
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  Speaker 2: the one with the stripe on the side?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I had a teacher that drove a Volvo.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, not that one. No. I feel like if you
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  Speaker 2: didn't know, it was like– a Volvo, you would just
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  Speaker 2: think it's like a car. Okay. Like it doesn't like, well,
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  Speaker 2: that's not true because Hondas and like Toyotas have like
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  Speaker 2: very specific looks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And Subarus.
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  Speaker 1: This is like a car talk.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know anything about cars. All I know
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  Speaker 2: is that I went to get my car serviced and my,
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  Speaker 2: I asked my brother to come get me cause I
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to wait, even though I could have, I
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  Speaker 2: just didn't want to. We live like 15 minutes from there.
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  Speaker 2: And he was like, fine, but you have to buy
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  Speaker 2: me food. And I was like, fine. I got back
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  Speaker 2: in the car. I went, I can't afford to buy
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  Speaker 2: you food.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Like he was like, really? And I was like, this
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  Speaker 2: is like a $ 400, $ 500 thing that I'm paying for. No,
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  Speaker 2: I can't afford to buy you food.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I said, you can have my emergency 10. And he
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  Speaker 2: was like, I don't want your emergency 10. I was like, well, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I got my Honda at Commonwealth Honda before.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't buy it there, but I like it. I
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  Speaker 2: like the people that work there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so you go there for your service. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: buy it there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good family
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  Speaker 1: that owns that place. It's good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it's right near the farm. You know the farm?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: It's the jail, Middleton. They have like a low security.
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  Speaker 1: You know the farm? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Think of how I grew up. Do I know the farm?
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  Speaker 1: I know. I know. If you're coming up 495 North …
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  Speaker 1: and Commonwealth's going to be on your left there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: On the right, right across on the other side of
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  Speaker 1: the highway are these buildings in a field. That's the farm.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prison. It's a jail. It's the Middleton house
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  Speaker 1: of corrections, minimum security. So it's like open and shut doors.
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  Speaker 1: They can go outside.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. What is minimums? Does it mean that it's just
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  Speaker 2: like people.
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  Speaker 1: That are doing– Low security. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: But like– Almost getting out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: So they're not people that are going to like bolt.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Although they do. Some do. Some will just walk away.
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  Speaker 2: So why does that even exist?
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  Speaker 1: Because these are not high-risk offenders, people that have shown
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  Speaker 1: a good record in jail and they're about to get out.
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  Speaker 1: So like six months or a year and under. So
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  Speaker 1: they have– they'd be stupid to run away.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But sometimes they do. They just leave.
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  Speaker 2: So they might have done what?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, drugs. Yeah, drugs, B & Es, things like the traffic, DUIs.
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  Speaker 1: That's a big one. You know, if you like raping
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  Speaker 1: and murdering people, you're not going there. Yeah, okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I had never been there because that's Essex County. I
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  Speaker 1: was a Middlesex County offender. Okay. But yeah, it's right
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  Speaker 1: there next to it.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of funny because jails to me are one
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  Speaker 2: of those things that like my brain kind of just
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  Speaker 2: glosses right over. Like I could probably drive by a
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  Speaker 2: million jails and not put that together.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Unless like I was really like, oh, that's kind of
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  Speaker 2: a weird looking building. But one time I was driving
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  Speaker 2: with you and you were like, oh, that's the prison
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  Speaker 2: or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Well, that's on Nashua Street.
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  Speaker 2: And I literally was like, huh?
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  Speaker 1: That's hard to tell because it's just a building, whereas
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  Speaker 1: a lot of these other ones have the barbed wire
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  Speaker 1: around it. But Nashua Street is right across from the
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  Speaker 1: TD Garden. So if you're driving down Sturrow, right, about
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  Speaker 1: to get on Sturrow, you can look up and see
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  Speaker 1: the inmates in the windows.
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  Speaker 2: That was so weird.
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  Speaker 1: That's so weird.
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  Speaker 2: Because it kind of like, if you didn't know, it
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  Speaker 2: might just look like an apartment building.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. That's a rough place.
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  Speaker 2: So how do people, do they just not get to
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  Speaker 2: go outside? There's no outside to go to.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: They have, I think on the roof, they have courts.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: They have like a basketball court and outdoors.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: What if somebody pushed somebody off the roof?
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: It's, you can't. I haven't been up there, but I'm
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: assuming it's like how Cambridge jail used to be. They
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: had the same thing. The Cambridge jail used to be
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: in a big building in Cambridge and the rec was
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: outdoors on the roof.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: So what? They just have like really.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Big things around the side?
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: You can't like climb over the wall.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: I mean they wouldn't– they'd have a lot of people
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: jumping off, I'm sure. It's not a fun place. It's
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: not a fun place at all.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Jail really scares me. Sometimes I like forget that you
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: did that.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: It was my past life.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: I could never survive.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: I thought that too.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: I'd be somebody's bitch.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Well, it's different for me because– You're a guy.
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: No.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: The way I explain it is– and this is how
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: fucked up. my life was growing up. Like I was
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: just got in with the wrong kids. And, you know,
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: when you're 14, 15, 16, obviously I was in DYS,
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: which is like youth stuff. But a lot of kids
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: think about, you know, high school and college and careers
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: and what they're going to do. Like for me and
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: my friends, it was looking forward to, I wasn't a
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: man until I went to adult prison. So like I
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: knew it was going to come before it came. So
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: when I turned 17, I started getting arrested and I
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: went to adult jail. Does that make sense?
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: It's like the mixed messaging that I was taught. Another
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: one is what made you a man was how many
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: women you sleep with. That's a real man, right? You
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: can sleep with more women. That makes you more manly.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: It's just completely fucked up messaging that I got. So
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: I had already done time in DYS. And so when
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: I made it to adult jail, it was scary. But
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: I remember this one. The first time I went in,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: I got arrested. I just turned 17, which means I
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: was an adult. And so I got arrested. I got
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: put into Cambridge jail. So I was held for like
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: a 90-day period. So I'm on the tier. And so
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: picture it. It's just like a tier and then there's
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: just cells, single cells. So one night I'm coming back
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: from the wreck and I'm walking down the tier to
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: my cell and I walk by and there's two guys fighting.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: And a cell going at it. So I look. I'm like, oh, shit.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: I just keep walking. And there was a kid that
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: I knew that was next to my cell. So I
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: walk up to my cell and I go past it
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: to his. And I'm like, hey, dude, there's two guys
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: fighting down there. And he looks at me and this
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: guy was like seasoned.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Wait, is this the guy that was the murderer?
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. That was Dan Conkey. That was a
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: different guy. Same jail, though. And he was like, come here.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: And he sat me down. And he's like, I'm going
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: to tell you right now. I know you're new here,
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: but you didn't see anything. You keep your mouth shut.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: You worry about yourself. You don't gossip. If you see things,
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: you keep on walking or you're going to get killed.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh. So yeah, it just means
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: you mind your business is the biggest thing. You didn't
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: see anything. So from that moment on, like I ain't
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: seen nothing.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, I could never do that. I'd be like a
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: freaking gerbil. They'd like crush me.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: No, Conky was this guy. He was a murderer. He
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: was my cellmate. I had no idea. Think about it.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: I'm 17 years old. This is a different time I
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: was in later on in the year. I got out,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: went back in. And I was in a different unit
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: and I had– he was my bunkie. And he was
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: a nice guy. He talked like this. He talked with
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: a high voice kind of like Mickey Mouse. And so
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I bunked with him for like a month or two. And,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't– because of what that guy told me,
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: I don't ask what they're in for.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Nothing like that.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, my god. I would.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: No, you don't ask that.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: I know. But like as somebody who's never gone, in
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: my head, I'm like.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: I would. You'd be curious.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: But this guy you would never suspect. I would have
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: said he was in for DUI. Interesting. Like nothing– I
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: mean DUI is a crime. No violent crimes. Well, I
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: was wrong. Because after like a month or two, I
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: was friends with him. We were talking. He would give
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: me life advice. It was crazy. I was in the
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: cafeteria eating lunch and someone said to me, that's your cellmate?
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Do you know who that is? I have no idea.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: And they told me he was– well, he was a
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: serial killer. He had been sentenced to three or four
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: life sentences. But he had been in prison for like
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: 10 or 15 years. But he– something happened with like
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: he got a new trial.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: So they shipped them to Cambridge to await the new trial.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: So why did you like a 17 year old?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Good question.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: I didn't do anything nearly as well, obviously, as bad
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: as he did. Why did you get put with him?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Great question. I do not know.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Or was it like one of those things? They're like,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: maybe we'll scare him enough that he stops.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: They pay more attention to the gang stuff, putting people
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: from different gangs together. Because that can be a real issue.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Or even people from different cities that are rivals, you know,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: like Charlestown and Celti. They wouldn't put those two together.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: But as far as that, I don't know. But I
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: ended up sticking with him for like another, I don't know,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: little while. And then one day he was gone. They
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: shipped him out. He didn't win the new trial.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, well.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Not only that. Not only that. As the years went by,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: once in a while, I would Google him. OK. So
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: he had been sentenced. I think it was like two
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: or three life sentences for three different murders because of DNA.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: They got him on like two more.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: So that's what your dad is always scared of.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: The DNA.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So he's in prison now still. He'll never get out.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Wait. So what's the difference between jail and prison?
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Jail is county and prison is state.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: So what happens when you get arrested and they go
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: like like if you're like Drunk or whatever. And they're like,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: just put him in the cell.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: What's that? Well, if you get arrested on a DUI,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: they put you in the police station. It's different for
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: different counties. Sometimes like Essex County, you go to Middleton,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: which is a jail and like await your booking or whatever.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: But where I'm from, you stay in the police station.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: And you'd either get a bail and be able to
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: bail out there or they'll hold you to court. You
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: go to court and they'll either give you a bail
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: or not. If they give you a bail, you get out.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: If you can make the bail or if not, they'll
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: send you to the jail. So you'll await your trial,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: you know? Okay. So what happens?
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: So the police station is not jail?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: It would be considered jail. It's just a jail cell.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: You know, but jail is real. You graduate to prison
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: when you get indicted. Okay. So you can only do
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: up to two and a half years in jail. That's
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: the max.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Other than that, you get indicted and that means you
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: go to state prison and can get up to life.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: So you don't want to get indicted. Indictment is bad.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: So you can stay how long in like, like the Salem, like.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Police station.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: How long do you think?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Only a weekend at max if you get arrested on
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: a Friday.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Otherwise, they'll send you to New Hampshire, which is a
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Brentwood jail, I think, in Brentwood, Rockingham County.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Excuse me.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: I'm always scared that I'm, like, committing a crime by accident.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: That's my biggest fear. No, you'll be fine.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: No, I know, but, like, I, obviously, but, like, that's
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: a fear. It's, like, how, I also have a really
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: big fear of, like, home invasion.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Which, like, hopefully that's not going to happen, but, like,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: It's a little irrational, but it's a fear.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Usually the people that get home invaded are criminals themselves
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: because they want to rob you for something. So a
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: lot of times the drug dealers, so they'll have money
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: or something in there.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. That makes me feel bad.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you have a lot of money
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: at your house.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Probably not.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming not. I mean, your parents probably have bank accounts,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: but they probably don't have a lot. I don't know,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: but I'm just guessing.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: They probably don't have a safe with a ton of
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: cash in it.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, they don't have a safe. Well,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: we do have a safe, but I don't think it
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: has like any money. Right.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: It might have like jewelry or whatever, but home invasion
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: cases carry big sentences.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: It's just like such a fear of mine.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Like my parents were in New York this weekend visiting
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: family and it's just me and my brother and he
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: was out late after– he went out drinking after work
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: and I was like, are you coming home? Because I
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: don't want to be in the big house by myself.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Like it's like scary.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: But I have a dog, which is good because they
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: always say that– Will he bite?
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: No.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: But– well, actually, I don't know.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: If you were being attacked, would your dog attack the assailant?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's never happened.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Interesting.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: She's just like a– she's a goofy little gal. Yeah.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: But like usually when you're being like– somebody is breaking
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: into your house, they usually stake out your house and
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: they don't tend to go into houses with dogs.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: So phew.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I did read this study too where– oh, it was–
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: they interviewed a bunch of– Sex offenders, especially for children. No,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: not children. Sorry. Yes, children. And they found that these
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: creeps that may find a child or a young person
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: that they want to possibly abuse, if the father looks
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: like he works out and is jacked, they'll leave them alone.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: They look for weak fathers.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: That makes sense.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Because obviously if they're big and jacked, they could beat
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: you up.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I need to keep working out.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Just so people see and are afraid and won't, you know.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: To be able to defend my family.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: True.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: You know how at the radio station they have all
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: that fake money?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: That we use in the videos?
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Like, oh.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: That's real money.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: It's real.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Right. It's real. Wink, wink.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I have from a while ago. I don't know
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: how I got it, but I have a stack of it.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: And it's probably like a couple thousand dollars and hundreds.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: It looks real.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Until you touch it. So I have it in my
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: top drawer in my room and I put it there
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: on purpose because if anybody robs my house.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: They're going to steal that. They're going to open the
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: drawer and be like, oh, my God. And then, well,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: it's going to be fake.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: And then they could if they try to use it.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Not that they probably would because they probably know.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: What else I did. I pranked my father. I took
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: a hundred dollar bill and put it on my porch
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: when he was coming. And I put it like it
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: had like blown under a shovel thing on my front porch.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: And I tried to get him to see it and
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: see what he would do if he would put it
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: in his pocket. I would always do that. He didn't
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: see it though.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Sorry. Like, if somebody's dropped money and, like, unless I
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: see it fall out of their pocket and it's like, oh, sir, sir, sir.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: You dropped.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Like, I've done that before.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: In public.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Where you're like, okay, I know it came from you.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I saw it fall out. Like, this is your card.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: This is whatever. I will go up to that person
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: and be like, sir, you dropped this.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: And that's fine.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: If.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: if there's money just like floating away and you don't see,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: that's my money now. This has happened to me at
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: the TD garden many a times. Like there's a 20
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: on the ground.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, you found money at the garden?
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: I'm picking up the fucking 20. It's going right in
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: my pocket.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: But what if you're walking into someone's house and it's
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: on their porch? Okay.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: If I was going into your house, I'd probably be like,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I found a hundred on the ground. I'm keeping it.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Cause like it's your house.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: But like, Yeah.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Like if I was going to Bill's house, I just
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: put it in my pocket. He wouldn't, he wouldn't, he
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: wouldn't notice.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: He really wouldn't.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Like you might notice and be like, um.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: One time my wife was driving down the highway, four
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: 95 rate path Commonwealth motors and money was flying in
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: the hot.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: And then she pulled over. She's so smart for that.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I would've done that too.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: She made like a thousand dollars.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Never knew where the money came from. It was just
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: flying everywhere.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Have I ever found money? That's a good question. A
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: friend of mine was a car thief. He stole a truck,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: drove it for like a weekend, a couple days, and
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: then he picked up his friend and he's like, I
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: got to get rid of this truck. And they like
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: parked it somewhere and he goes, all right, let's get out.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: And they went to get out and the kid he
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: was with said, are you going to check for anything?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: And he goes, like what? He said, the club compartment.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: So they opened it up. There was a bank envelope
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: in there with $ 10, 000.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: It must have been a contractor.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: So not only did they lose their truck.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: They lost $ 10, 000.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: And it's in cash, which is so much. You can
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: basically not get cash back.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: So assuming that he must have just gone to the
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: bank and he would– Oh, my God. What a nightmare.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: What he would do is he would jump in cars
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: that were running. So that's what he would do. So
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the truck was running outside of a store and he
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: just jumped in it.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: That's why you don't leave your car running. Yeah.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I don't leave my car running to do anything. Like
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: people will leave their car running to like go into
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: like Starbucks or something. I'm not doing that.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Do I do that? I don't think I do that.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: How much more effort is it taking me to shut
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: my car off? Even if it's cold, you're going in
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: for one second. If there's somebody in the car, that's different.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: But if I'm by myself, I'm turning it off.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: You'd be surprised at how many people do.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: It's crazy to me.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: He stole cars all the time like that. All the time.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: He's not with us anymore.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: R.I.P.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: R.I.P. He has passed on. Do you leave money in
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: your car? I don't have money in my car, no.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I don't carry cash, ever. I have nothing of value
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: on my car.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Bill cash.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: No, I know.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: You deposited immediately.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: That's smart.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I prefer Venmo.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I like to have it because then it's like, feels
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: like it's free money.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Like I owe Kelly a thousand dollars. No, I owe
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: her a hundred dollars for my role model ticket. And
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I have Billy cash and I've been saving it to
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: give it to her. And I'm like, it's basically like
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: it was free.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I, um, I also, you know, if, if I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: have cash, I don't like carrying it only because my
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: wallet doesn't have like a money clip.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: You have like a man's wallet.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: It just goes in the pocket. Yeah. It's annoying. So
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I don't– I don't have any really– anything of value
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: in my car. My friend keeps cash in his trunk.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Like a couple thousand dollars.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I think I have like $ 10 in ones in my
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: glove compartment just in case I'm like– something's going on.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, shit. I need a 10-piece.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Well, you never– I like 10-piece nuggets. If you– You
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: never want to leave anything like in plain sight, especially
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: at nighttime. People come looking in windows and they want
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: to steal stuff, you know, like change.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I always get scared if I'm like doing something where
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: like I went straight from work and I have like
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: my big purse, my work purse. And then I used
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: to carry the work laptop around. I don't anymore. I
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: don't know why I ever did that. That was silly.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: But I would always be scared. Like if somebody sees
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: the big person here, they might.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Into the window.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Another friend of mine, his girlfriend was– his wife was
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: walking in the woods and so she parked her car,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: left her purse in the car and someone stole the purse,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: stole her identity. Oh. And like it's been such a
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: nightmare for her. Like this person– Yeah, that's scary too. Yeah,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: became her. Her.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a big fear of mine. Like when like
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Apple is like, there's viruses. Your theta is– I'm like, okay.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Help.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: If that's true, then.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: What do you do?
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: You just got to be, try to be as safe
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: as possible, especially on the internet. And also just don't
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: use your debit card. Use your credit card.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: You have a credit card.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I don't really use my debit for anything.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Don't use it for anything online or anywhere. Always use
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: a credit card.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: That's a, that's a good way. All right. Well, Riley,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I think we're out of time. What did we talk about?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: What did we cover?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Cars.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Some car talk. Uh, some other stuff.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: We're wrapping up Ashley. Hello, Ashley.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: I actually came down here to, I think I owe
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: you an apology.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: So I love this. Hold on. Okay.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Let me get it online for a jokey I made
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: about you on my show today. And I just feel
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: like I should come down here and say, first of all,
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: you know, I love you, right? I said on air,
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: I said, listen, we talk every single day. Lately, I
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: just feel like you've forgotten your roots and it's starting
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: to piss me off.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. This is like a Santi thing.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Well, no, you're just on your high horse and I'm
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: just like sick of it.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Okay. Give me an example.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: So the example is I post a video of my child.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Immediately, he writes me on Instagram and he says, who's
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: drinking that Coke?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, right.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: And I just don't like that.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: This is nothing new. Yeah.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: I don't like that.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: He also accosted AJ in the kitchen because she was
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: eating eggs with the yolk in them.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: And I'm just like, you know what?
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: We got to come back down to reality. And I
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: said something that was a little– like I got a
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: few messages. They're like, yo, that was diabolical. That might
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: have been too much. I said, wow, this is a
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: guy telling me I can't drink a Coke better than heroin.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: But what did you say?
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: That's what I said.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's not that bad. Coke's better than heroin.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: And people were like, Ashley, how dare you?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: I said, I have also done a– Done a few
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: things in my time. I have not hidden that fact.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I did not berate AJ. I just said, hey. No,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I said, if you want more protein, eat more of
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the egg whites, not as many of the yolks.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Who are you?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: What are you, the calorie king?
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Who died and made you, like, guess what I'm going
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: to do? Drink my Coke when I'm stressed out.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: The Coke 100 is wild to me. It really is.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: He's talking about, it was an OG Coke. It was
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: no diet Coke.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I call it Coke 100 because Coke Zero.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Versus Coke 100.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Yes, I know, but I don't feel like people, what?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I like regular Coke.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: You're a part of the problem. It's wasted calories.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Why am I being a costume? This is what he does.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: This is what he does. Everybody, let me make my joke.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: I got my DMs being like, Ashley, you're being a
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: little mean. I'm like, am I?
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: The best of this whole thing is the fireman texts
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: me and he goes, my husband was like, how'd the
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: show go today?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I was like, good.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I had to come at Justin a little bit.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: He goes, really?
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: I tell him the story. Now, before I get to
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: the heroin joke, he goes, oh, God. What is he,
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: a Pepsi guy? Would have been worse to the fireman.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Like him, you doing heroin.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: No, I like Coke.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: He was worried that you were a Pepsi guy.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't even speak to him.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Okay. Can I address this real quick? Okay. What you're
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: referring to, my friends talk about all the time. I
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: do it all the time. And they have come up with.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: A theory as to why I'm like that.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: On your high horse?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: About the food stuff. And what it is, okay, is
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: that deep down– now we're going deep. I want to
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: be drinking a Coke 100. I want to be eating
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: the yolks and I can't and it bothers me. So
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: then I shame others.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Like almost out of anger.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. My argument to that though is like you can
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: do anything in moderation.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Like if you want to– I agree.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: You can't. Heroin, we can't do that in moderation.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: No, I tried.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I tried many times.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, you want to have a sip or
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: two of a Coke 100, go ahead.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: That's fine.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I saw the Coke 100 in the video with your
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: kids and I was just curious who was drinking the
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Coke 100. Did you think the.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Kid was drinking it? I didn't know who it was.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Guess whose business it is that drink it. It's not
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: fucking his.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: No, you posted it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: I zoomed past the Coke.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: That's all I saw.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: I posted videos of me in the McDonald's line drinking
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: my Coke.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: This is also the guy that will go to McDonald's
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: and put like apple pies in his blizzard.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: I'm the crazy.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: You did talk about the five burger thing.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: On my five guys so like but god forbid i
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: have a sip of a coke guys on bass and
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: cast and i'm the problem.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: It's probably the same amount of calories your burger and
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: her coke.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: But i don't thank you riley but even on my
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: cheat night i don't drink a coke 100 i get.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Coke zero but that's you it's wasted calories you man
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: coke zero no i don't want to is it different
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: it tastes different it does.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Absolutely tastes different and i just want to have a
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: couple sweet it wasn't even my coke by the way
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: but that's beyond the point i keep the coke minis
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: oh geez well.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Then get terry on i'll have a talk with her.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Please because she has diabetes we need to have a talk.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: She has died oh my god she has died no
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: wonder why she has diabetes isn't.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: About terry oh my god yeah this isn't about terry
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: this is about you this is about you needing to
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: come back down to reality and the fact is like
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: you've been.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: There before like so oh i have so like enough
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: with the bullshit i love that i can say all
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: these words.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: You're trying to be helpful, but some people don't take
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: it as helpful.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sick.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Because he was like, why are you such a savage
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: drinking a Coke 100?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: You want to know? Listen, I put this shirt on today. Okay.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: And I came to work and I got in the
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: elevator and there's a mirror and I looked at myself
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: and I thought, I am so fucking fat. It's awful.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: We all do it. It's terrible.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Guess what it doesn't stop me from doing?
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Drinking your Coke.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Fucking Coke 100. Don't care. Cheers. All right.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Thanks.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Thanks a lot. Sorry, though. That wasn't that bad.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: It's just a joke. I've made that a hundred times.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know why everyone's getting sensitive.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: People don't realize how close you guys actually are.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Coke 100 is safer than heroin.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: You heard it here first. Thank you, Ashley. It's a
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: PSA with Ashley. Ashley will be at the Bare Knuckle
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Fights on Saturday that I'll be at.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: She's the queen of violence.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: She's the queen of violence. Oh, my God. That's her.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Good point, Riley. All right. We're out of time. Thank you, Riley,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: as always. You can hit the talk backs, any questions, comments,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: or reactions to whatever this was. Yeah, anything.