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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 28th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is The Woody Show. Insensitivity training. Turn it off.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 3: Hey!
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. Today is August the 28th, 2026.
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  Speaker 2: And you guys, today is Friday!
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God!
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God!
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God!
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God! Oh, man. All we've got to do, Greg,
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  Speaker 2: is just get through this little part. We've got this.
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  Speaker 2: Between now and 10. And then weekend time. Thank you
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  Speaker 2: for being here. I'm Woody. That is Greg Gorey. We've
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  Speaker 2: got Menace. There's Gina Graham. Sea Bass is here. We've
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  Speaker 2: got Sammy. Jeff G. Morgan.
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  Speaker 6: Vaughn.
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  Speaker 2: Dumbass Tyler.
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  Speaker 6: Bort.
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  Speaker 2: Menji. It is The Woody Show. It's Friday. It's Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Phones are open. 877-44-WOODY. Send us a text over to 22987.
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  Speaker 2: We got the DUIQ. We got the Friday Fail Stories.
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  Speaker 2: Anything that we could do to get through this morning
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  Speaker 2: and into the weekend as quickly as possible. That's what
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  Speaker 2: we're doing today. Headlines, got the birthdays, part of the
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  Speaker 2: birthday coming up here in just a couple moments. Today,
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  Speaker 2: August 28th, is Crackers Over the Keyboard Day.
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  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: I guess when you're getting crumbs on the keyboard.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: You have to use that duster.
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  Speaker 2: I was too old for this, but today's Power Rangers Day. Nice. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You were a Power Rangers guy? Go Power Rangers, dude.
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  Speaker 2: You had to be too old for Power Rangers. It
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  Speaker 2: was constantly on television. Of course. And the Pink Ranger.
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  Speaker 2: She was super hot. Kim? Yeah. Bluey is constantly on television,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure. I've never seen that. It was like. People
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  Speaker 2: my age.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, it premiered in 93 to 95. Like the hot.
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  Speaker 2: Chicks and stuff. When did you graduate high school?
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  Speaker 1: 98.
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  Speaker 2: 98. Yeah. You're too old for Power Rangers.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It started in 93.
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  Speaker 4: What year did you.
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  Speaker 2: Graduate, Woody? 95.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because I remember my stepbrother, he was like a
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  Speaker 2: little kid and way into Power Rangers. And I was
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  Speaker 2: like out of high school when he was like watching
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  Speaker 2: that stuff. In 93, I was in junior high.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I was watching it too, though. And I was like five.
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  Speaker 7: Five to eight.
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  Speaker 2: You're way younger than men. Yeah, but it was like older.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't like little kids.
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  Speaker 8: But that's my point is that I was a little
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  Speaker 8: kid watching it and everyone I knew did.
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  Speaker 2: Power Rangers, Pogs. Yeah. I don't really remember what those were.
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  Speaker 2: Because that was kind of the same time, right? Those
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  Speaker 2: little circle things? I think Pogs were a little bit before. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because my brother was into that stuff too.
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  Speaker 9: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I keep forgetting you had a brother?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, stepbrother. Okay. I know you have two sisters.
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  Speaker 2: You never lived with your brother? No, because I was
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  Speaker 2: 15 when he was born. Right. And he lived with
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  Speaker 2: my dad and my stepmom. Right.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a different generation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, their child, and then we didn't live together. So
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  Speaker 2: I just saw him recently. Yeah. Which was great.
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  Speaker 4: For the first time in a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Today is National Bowtie Day. Never trust a person in
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  Speaker 2: a bowtie. It's National Cherry Turnover Day today.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it was today, medicine 1907 of this day
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  Speaker 2: in history. I know how much you love these.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Two Seattle teenagers, Jim and Claude, they founded a local
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  Speaker 2: delivery company called the American Messenger Service. And they began
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  Speaker 2: their business with two bikes and six friends. And that
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  Speaker 2: business we know today as the United Parcel Service, UPS.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: They started two Seattle teenagers in 1907. It was today
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  Speaker 2: in 1963.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That Martin Luther King Jr. gave his famous I Have
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  Speaker 2: a Dream speech.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: In front of a couple hundred thousand people in Washington, D.C.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see. What do you think about this? There's a trailer.
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  Speaker 2: for the new netflix competition show called wonka.
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  Speaker 7: I'm very interested yes okay.
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  Speaker 2: So they did it seems to be a pretty good
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  Speaker 2: job yeah the set at recreating like all this stuff
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  Speaker 2: for like the the chocolate.
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  Speaker 7: Factory yeah it's like our dream to be in there
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  Speaker 7: right oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah like if you ever watch the like the movie
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  Speaker 2: with gene wilder that's the dream the johnny depp one
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  Speaker 2: i thought was nobody cares about that Okay, but so
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to play, again, a little part of the
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  Speaker 2: trailer for this new Netflix competition show. Now, the competition
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  Speaker 2: is they're playing for money, not for a chocolate factory.
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  Speaker 7: Not for candy.
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  Speaker 2: But the trailer uses Gene Wilder's voice recreated by AI.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: And it gives a peek at the contestants on the
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  Speaker 2: recreated sets from the movie. There's even like a challenge
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  Speaker 2: in there with lickable wallpaper. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, here's
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  Speaker 2: a little clip of the.
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  Speaker 10: A whole new generation of golden ticket holders will compete
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  Speaker 10: against each other in my factory for.
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  Speaker 4: A lifetime supply of money.
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  Speaker 8: Wonka has his fun, but he also has his dark side.
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  Speaker 2: You will test my factory. It's like a little wallpaper.
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  Speaker 2: So my first question was, I was wondering, man, like,
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  Speaker 2: Does Gene Wilder, is his estate cool with them using
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  Speaker 2: this AI? And so I'm like, it's Netflix. They must
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  Speaker 2: have ran it through somebody.
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  Speaker 11: Well, that would have to be through the Actors Union
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  Speaker 11: and they would have to. So, yeah, his estate would
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  Speaker 11: have had to sign off on it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So like because Gene Wilder, when I watched interviews
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  Speaker 2: with him, I thought he was a fascinating guy. I
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  Speaker 2: thought he was a pretty interesting dude. And he seemed
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  Speaker 2: like the kind of guy who would not be for that.
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  Speaker 12: Right.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe not. But as somebody, you know, as a consumer,
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  Speaker 7: it's a thousand times more magical hearing his voice than
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  Speaker 7: something like Nick Lachey or something stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I agree with you. I'm saying, but like you're... I'm
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  Speaker 2: not saying Gene Wilder is one of those guys like,
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  Speaker 2: I prefer the stage type of people. Yeah, is he
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  Speaker 2: from the theater or something? Like some dork like that? No,
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  Speaker 2: he was a very thoughtful guy. He seemed to be
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  Speaker 2: very intentional with the roles that he took. And I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if like this, you know, like I would
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  Speaker 2: have been for him. Like I'm dead. Yeah, I'm dead.
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  Speaker 2: And you can recreate my voice. But his wife, Karen B. Wilder,
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  Speaker 2: that's where I was going. His estate. They approved.
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  Speaker 7: There you go. I'm sure it wasn't free.
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  Speaker 2: Said that the estate is delighted that the series celebrates
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  Speaker 2: the warmth and imagination Gene brought to Willy Wonka and
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  Speaker 2: introduces it to a new generation. I'm delighted. They're giving
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  Speaker 2: me money.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, he was extremely thoughtful with his character for
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  Speaker 8: Willy Wonka. So I think that's probably why they would
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  Speaker 8: say yes, because it continues to be him and the
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  Speaker 8: thoughtfulness that he put into that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the nine-episode series premieres on September 23rd. They're on Netflix.
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  Speaker 2: With no children.
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  Speaker 7: Why didn't you get in on this?
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  Speaker 2: I really do need to be applying for more stuff
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  Speaker 2: like this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the hell?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't been on anything since Beast Games.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: The problem is I'm at this damn show all day
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  Speaker 2: during the week, and I gotta... Okay. Here's what you need.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are due to let me be free, and
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  Speaker 2: then I'll... You're here the longest.
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  Speaker 3: Seabass.
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  Speaker 11: I'm like the neighborhood cat. I'll show up when I've
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  Speaker 11: got something for you. Otherwise, you're just like, Seabass, he's
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  Speaker 11: out doing his thing.
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  Speaker 2: I know. He's out on a site. We try to do...
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  Speaker 2: He's so restricted. To what he can and can't do
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  Speaker 2: around here.
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  Speaker 7: He's really handcuffed.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, I need to leave for three weeks to go
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  Speaker 2: to a Wonka show.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, we let you for what? How long to
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  Speaker 2: go to that? Two weeks for that. That movie filming.
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  Speaker 2: I was checking in periodically.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you still had to, quote, work. And we
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  Speaker 2: had to have you do something to make it so
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  Speaker 2: you're still working. We had high-pitched Eric. Oh, that's right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder if Gene Wilder was still alive when they
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  Speaker 4: had the Willy Wonka slot machines, because I don't know
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  Speaker 4: how long those.
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  Speaker 2: Have been out. He was dead in 2016. Oh, so
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  Speaker 2: he probably was.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, was his voice on those?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, it's like movie clips.
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  Speaker 2: His face was on them.
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  Speaker 4: Faces everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that Pure Imagination song. All right, here's something that
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  Speaker 2: sounds kind of gay. That will freeze you in your tracks, right, Greg?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you are so into Willy Wonka.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say I'm so into it. I like the movie.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't even put it as a top 10 movie
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  Speaker 2: of all time. I like it.
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  Speaker 4: I guess I think you're way into something when you
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  Speaker 4: memorize stuff. You have a good memory.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because I've seen it a billion times.
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  Speaker 4: And that means you're into it.
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  Speaker 7: But when you were little and you watched the tunnel part,
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  Speaker 7: did you freak out?
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  Speaker 2: I hated that. I thought that was scary. I called
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  Speaker 2: it the weird part. And we would fast forward through
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  Speaker 2: the weird part.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I always fast forwarded through Cheer Up, Charlie.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 8: I used to, too, and now I love Cheer Up
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  Speaker 8: Charlie when I watch.
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  Speaker 7: It.
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  Speaker 2: It's a really nice song. 877-44-WOODY. Friday check-in. Send those
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  Speaker 2: on the text over to 22987. We've got some birthdays.
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  Speaker 2: And we've got a porno birthday here for you. And
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  Speaker 2: we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Jack Black,
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  Speaker 2: who is 57 years old today. Jennifer Coolidge is 65.
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  Speaker 2: Jason Priestley, Brandon from the.
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  Speaker 1: OG 90210, is 57.
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  Speaker 2: Shania Twain is 61. You've got Leigh-Anne Rimes, who's 44.
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  Speaker 2: Florence Welsh from Florence and the Machine. She's 40. Louis Guzman.
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  Speaker 2: You've seen him in a billion years.
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  Speaker 7: That face is so recognizable.
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  Speaker 2: He's 70 years old. Menace, Honey Boo Boo. What? Alana's birthday.
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  Speaker 2: She's 21 years old.
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  Speaker 7: She's in nursing school.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she is. And today is Daniel Stern's birthday. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: love him. He was Joe Pesci's bumbling partner in the
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  Speaker 2: Home Alone movies. He was the voice, the adult voice
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  Speaker 2: of Kevin Arnold, the narrator for The Wonder Years. Guess
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  Speaker 2: how old he is today, Greg. Oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: 69?
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  Speaker 2: He's 69. What? Yep. And today's porno birthday is Kimberly Kane.
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  Speaker 2: And today's birthday girl, she has spent more time on
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  Speaker 2: her knees than a carpet installer. 959 fine films, including
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  Speaker 2: blue collar lesbians. Nice. She was in My Ass is Haunted,
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  Speaker 2: Volume 1. It's a Halloween.
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  Speaker 7: I love a spooky porno.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: She was in Dashing Through the Hoe. Sounds like a
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  Speaker 2: Christmas film. Seasonal.
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  Speaker 4: So festive.
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  Speaker 2: She was in Frumpy Wife, Transformed into an Anal Whore.
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  Speaker 3: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Trolling for Trouser Trout, Volume 1. She was in Diary
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  Speaker 2: of a Face-Sitter. And who can forget her unforgettable role
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  Speaker 2: in Butt Plug Lunchable?
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  Speaker 4: Lunchable?
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  Speaker 2: What the hell? That's Kimberly Kane. 43 years old today.
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  Speaker 2: And at your porno birthday... And your celebrity birthdays here
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  Speaker 2: on The Woody Show. We are into another new hour. Woody, Greg, Manis. Hi.
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  Speaker 2: And there's Gina Grant.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: She's got the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 7: The Lindsay Clancy murder trial is officially in the hands
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  Speaker 7: of the jury now. Closing arguments. Yeah. Wrapped up yesterday.
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  Speaker 7: Jurors are now deciding whether Clancy was legally responsible when
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  Speaker 7: she killed her three young children or whether postpartum mental
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  Speaker 7: illness left her unable to understand what she was doing.
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  Speaker 7: Prosecutors say Clancy knew exactly what she was doing and
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  Speaker 7: planned the killings. But of course, her defense says she
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  Speaker 7: was suffering from psychosis.
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  Speaker 2: They have a bunch of, I guess, digital evidence. They
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  Speaker 2: claim this digital evidence that she absolutely knew what she
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  Speaker 2: was doing.
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  Speaker 7: Like planning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was planning the whole thing. We did get
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  Speaker 2: an after hours voicemail. This case has everybody up in arms. Oh, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, one way or the other.
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  Speaker 7: Wearing your pink shirts and screaming.
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  Speaker 2: It certainly created a lot of conversation around the whole topic.
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  Speaker 9: Hi, Woody.
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  Speaker 13: So I am calling because I was listening to the
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  Speaker 13: Tuesday podcast and I was hearing the Lindsay Clancy stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah.
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  Speaker 13: I wanted to share a little bit of context because
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  Speaker 13: I could tell no one in the room really knew
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  Speaker 13: all the details. And I'm not making a defense for her.
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  Speaker 13: I'm not saying that what she did was okay in
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  Speaker 13: any way, shape or form. But something important to note
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  Speaker 13: is that she was on like over a dozen medications
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  Speaker 13: and one of her psychiatrists that was on the stand
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  Speaker 13: admitted to not having checked any of her medical records
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  Speaker 13: or her pharmaceutical history prior to just giving her more.
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  Speaker 13: And if you've ever been on an SSRI, every psychiatrist
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  Speaker 13: I've had has said to me that if there's any
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  Speaker 13: like suicidal thoughts to be very aware and careful. So
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  Speaker 13: that automatically like creates a bigger issue, especially when you're
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  Speaker 13: on multiple medications. Again, I'm not defending anything that she did.
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  Speaker 13: I do think that she killed her kids, but I
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  Speaker 13: do think there's so many extenuating circumstances and that's why
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  Speaker 13: people are supporting her. Don't support the cheering though.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So, okay. Granted, When you say, I believe she
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  Speaker 2: killed her kids, that's it. There's no but.
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  Speaker 4: The rest is irrelevant.
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  Speaker 2: The rest to me is irrelevant. Completely irrelevant.
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  Speaker 7: And she actually brought up something that I never thought
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  Speaker 7: about before. And when you hear in these commercials, like,
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  Speaker 7: if you're having suicidal thoughts, what about homicidal thoughts? Because
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  Speaker 7: she killed three other people.
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  Speaker 4: And one of the sticking points is apparently that she
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  Speaker 4: only had these auditory hallucinations at the time of the murders.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't like she had been suffering them for months. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 7: And like you said before, and I appreciate it, actually,
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  Speaker 7: just because I think it's probably very true that like
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  Speaker 7: people do have like crushing postpartum depression. It could lead
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  Speaker 7: to crazy stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I have sympathy, empathy, whatever for people who are going
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  Speaker 2: through those kind of things, any kind of mental thing.
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  Speaker 2: I have complete empathy. I do. Until you kill somebody
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  Speaker 2: or until you're so like and at that point now
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  Speaker 2: you are a murderer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You've murdered these these kids. And so you should pay
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  Speaker 2: the price for that.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Regardless of why you did it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I have a question on this, too, though, in terms
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  Speaker 8: of talking about suicidal thoughts with medications and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 8: Let's say somebody is on a couple of medications. The
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  Speaker 8: doctor screws up or they say, you know. This is
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  Speaker 8: what can happen. And the person ends up killing themselves
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  Speaker 8: while they're on this medication. Is the doctor responsible in
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  Speaker 8: that case? Does the family end up suing the doctor
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  Speaker 8: for the medication that this.
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  Speaker 2: Person was on? I'm sure it's been tried.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 7: But it also sounds like the doctor covered their ass.
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  Speaker 7: If they say this can happen, you have to be careful.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 8: So I guess that's my point is like, If you
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  Speaker 8: can't sue if someone commits suicide when on this medication,
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  Speaker 8: then they would still be guilty if they commit homicide
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  Speaker 8: on medication.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true that you can't. You
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  Speaker 2: probably could. I'm sure people probably... Try it. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: not familiar with anything.
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  Speaker 8: So again, if they are able to, though, then you
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  Speaker 8: would be able to fight for the same thing for a.
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  Speaker 2: Homicide, I would think.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Either way, stop it with the pink shirts and the
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  Speaker 2: trying to excuse her behavior and what she did for
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  Speaker 2: whatever the reason was.
• 15:01
  Speaker 7: And these weren't kids anyway. They were vases, as we.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Heard about the other day. Yeah, that's what somebody said. Like,
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: you got to look at it as if they're like
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: a vase, an expensive vase and a. In a museum,
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't go in there if you had epilepsy. No,
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: it was if you.
• 15:12
  Speaker 7: Have epilepsy, you knock over the vase.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: It's not your fault.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Whoops, you have epilepsy. Yeah. Don't go in the museum. Yeah.
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: Well, the death toll from that insane flooding in Nepal
• 15:21
  Speaker 7: and Tibet keeps climbing. More than 552 people have been
• 15:24
  Speaker 7: killed and more than 1,500 are still missing after a
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: glacier collapse triggered gigantic floods. 90 Americans are reportedly still
• 15:33
  Speaker 7: unaccounted for, although the State Department says they're working to
• 15:35
  Speaker 7: figure out that exact number. Rescue crews keep searching through
• 15:39
  Speaker 7: the areas that were completely wiped out, and with more
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: than 1,000 people still missing, we think those numbers are
• 15:44
  Speaker 7: going to get worse. And again, I mean, the video
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: is very upsetting, but if you check it out, it's unbelievable.
• 15:49
  Speaker 7: It's unbelievable.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I've never seen anything like it. It looked like that
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: stuff was barely standing to begin with.
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw a lot of the before pictures, and
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: it's like, man, it looks like a stilt house on
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: top of kind of leaning over a river or something.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: And yet some of them were still there. well-built that
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: the people were staying in it on the roof and
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: they survived.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: A lot of that stuff looked like it would have
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: no chance in a breeze. Not much that was going
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: to be able to be done. The landslide, it was
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: such a perfect storm. Going into a lake and then
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: that lake just pushing over. It was insane. Horrible. It's
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: like that quarter machine where you drop a quarter in
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: and it's like a big pile of quarters and you're
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: just waiting for... You know, if you hit it just right, man,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: a bunch of quarters fall down into the prize.
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: You're just praying for one little tremor at the right moment.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like you just hit it that right spot, man.
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: That thing's addictive. They know what they're doing. Well, Peter Cullen,
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: the legendary voice actor best known as Optimus Prime in Transformers,
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: he has died at 85. Cullen died at his home
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: in Los Angeles, surrounded by his family, as we talked about.
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: He became the voice of Optimus Prime in the original
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: Transformers cartoon back in 1984, but he played him for decades,
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: including in the Michael Bay movies. And this guy's voice
• 17:01
  Speaker 7: was everywhere, whether you realized it or not. He was
• 17:04
  Speaker 7: also Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh, which seems like a
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: lot of range. Carr in Knight Rider, Monterey Jack in
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, and even did the creature
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: sounds for Predator. He had more than 200 acting credits
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: during his career and received a Lifetime Achievement Emmy in 2023.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bort was telling us how Bort did some work
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: with him. Yeah, this is crazy. He was like the
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: world's nicest dude. And then at one point he called
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Bort and he was not mad, but he was like, oh.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Damn it. Yeah, Bort answered the call. Hello. Oh, no,
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: hang up. I'm trying to leave you a message. And
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: so Bort hung up. Peter Cullen called back and left
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: him this message. Brett, this is Optimus Prime. Job well done.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Now, roar out.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: So cool.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: So good.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: It's the greatest story. It's really cool.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Love that story.
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: Made even better by him saying, hang up so I
• 17:58
  Speaker 7: can leave you a message.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Hang up so I can leave you a message.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: That's so good. All right.
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: Well, two air traffic controllers are now facing possible firing,
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: at least, after leaving work about an hour early on
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: the night of that deadly plane crash at LaGuardia back
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: in March. Remember this? This was the Air Canada Express
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: jet that collided with that airport fire truck after they landed.
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: It killed both pilots. It injured dozens of people. So
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: the two controllers who left early were supposed to provide
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: extra support, but they just left just two other controllers
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: in the tower on what was already a really busy
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: night because of weather delays. So, again, they're facing firing,
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: which seems light.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Pretty light.
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so we'll see what happens with that.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, the crime here... is that it's a
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: time card accounting thing.
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: It's a time card fraud.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Right, time card fraud.
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: But that led to catastrophe. Like catastrophic events, yeah.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wanted to get like, how do you,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: like from a legal standpoint, right?
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: But your absence caused multiple deaths and you get time
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: card fraud.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: I get it, yeah. I get what he's saying. I
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: agree with you. I agree with you. But from like,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: if they're trying to make the, if you have to
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: show X, Y, Z, like how do you, from a
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: legal standpoint, I mean, you can. Like, common sense, yes,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: of course.
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: I'm just pulling these words out of my ass, but
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: would that be involuntary manslaughter?
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Well, I think the converse of that is, would this
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: have happened if they were still there?
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: That's the other thing.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you can prove that.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: That's what they're trying to prove.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Because there were people in the tower. It's just that
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: the additional help was not right. So you can't really
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: prove that it would have happened.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: If they were still there.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Greg.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: Thank you, Greg.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: That's just my thought.
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: You're a good courtroom analyst.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Analyst. And the answer is no, it wouldn't have happened,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: but you can't prove it.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: You can't prove that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: Well, Trump has decided America needs another body of water
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: named after us.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, this is.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: yeah, so I sent this text to my wife yesterday.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: I go, this is the president? of the United States.
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: Working big to small, as usual.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Like, dude, I mean, it's just nonstop trolling is what
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: it is. It's just nonstop. But this video got posted,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, this is the president of the United States.
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: So this is Lake Ontario in Canada and in the
• 20:14
  Speaker 9: United States.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: But we're going to make a little change.
• 20:17
  Speaker 9: We're going to call it something different than Lake Ontario.
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: We're going to call it Lake America. And all it
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: takes is a good pen... And some intelligence.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's holding up a picture, right, of the map.
• 20:29
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: And he goes, all it takes is a good pen
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: and some intelligence. He does look sharpie. And then he
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: starts doing the drawing. So Lake Ontario, that's gone. Crossing
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: that out. Lake America. Nice. So now we have a lake,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: and now we have a gulf.
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: Because we have the Gulf of America, and now we
• 20:52
  Speaker 9: have Lake America without the of. Now all we need
• 20:56
  Speaker 9: is an ocean. So maybe we'll have to change the
• 20:58
  Speaker 9: name of the Atlantic and or the Pacific.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, everybody. Enjoy Lake America.
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: Anyone asking for this.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: When and where does the trolling end? It just nonstop.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: It's so juvenile. It's petty.
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: He's the pettiest person alive.
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: Well, there's a reason for it, I think, right now. Because,
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: now remember, we share this like with Canada. They don't
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: have to call it that. But this is all happening
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: right in the middle of the U.S.-Canada terror.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Right, of course.
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: So, yeah, they're just going to keep going after each other.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Now, does all this stuff get changed back after he leaves?
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: It certainly could.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Well, that's usually the way it works. It's like there's
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: somebody in the office. They do X, Y, Z. It's
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: just for your sake. And then the next person comes
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: in and spends the first at least couple years undoing X, Y, Z.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: And then they send up their own ABC stuff. And
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: then the person comes in after them and undoes AB.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: And everybody else keeps going to work to pay for it.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: And it's why the rest of us, they're all getting
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: rich and powerful. And the rest of everybody just kind
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: of sits around and deals with it. I wonder if
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: you're in Mexico and you Google... uh a map it
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: shows gulf of america i guess where does it show
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: from mexico yeah like what's this like when you google
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: it like what's you know what's the source of that
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: map that's coming up.
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah and textbooks come textbook companies are going to be
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: making a lot of money off this because they different.
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: New ones every year they're like oh no this is
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: old yeah.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah f trump and you idiots that put him
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: back in there Okay. I didn't vote for him. I
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: voted for Menace, as I do every single time.
• 22:35
  Speaker 12: Thank you.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: You always do it right.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: And I keep on trying to win. I know. And I, yeah,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: for president, I voted for Menace.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: You go to the ballot box to vote for Menace.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I wrote him in.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he likes my idea of space jail. I do.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: The last, I think, the last three presidential elections, I
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: have voted for Menace. Because I hate them all. I
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: hate you guys don't believe me.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Like one day you're sitting here. I'm a neo-Nazi, you know, whatever, hardcore,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: you know, conservative. The next day, like, oh, I'm super liberal, whatever,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever. Yeah, I'm a socialist. But like, yeah,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I voted for men because I hate all of them.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Both parties. I hate both parties so much. I hate him.
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: I mean, that's, that means you're doing something right.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: This stuff drives me nuts too. It's like, dude, I
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: get it. Like I, I like a good petty, whatever,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: as much as the next dude. But at some point, like,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: come on, man, do something residential.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: Ugh.
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: Well, if you're finally getting a little Superman fatigue, there
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: are a few new movies hitting the theaters this weekend. Finally,
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: I know we've all been waiting for Coyote vs.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Acme.
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: That's the Looney Tunes movie starring Will Forte and John Cena.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: That's fun.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: That was the movie that Warner Brothers Discovery canceled in
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: 2023 for the tax write-off, so it's finally coming out.
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: The Dog Stars, starring Jacob Elordi and Josh Brolin, is
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: coming out. That looks pretty good. That's about a pilot
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: who survives this major pandemic and lives in an abandoned
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: Colorado airport.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: That sounds good.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: And has, like, an aggressive armed neighbor.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: That sounds awesome.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: This also sounds really good. If you want a horror movie,
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: it's called Buddy. That's where a bunch of kids have
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: to figure out how to escape a kid's TV show
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: after the giant talking unicorn they follow turns out to
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: not be so nice. Sounds kind of great.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: Random.
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: And finally, Finding Emily is your romantic comedy option.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, babe.
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: And that's what's going on, Woody. I've never and have
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: no desire to and do not know how to bake
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: cookies from scratch.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: The other thing as a full-grown adult. It's kind of embarrassing.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to drive a stick. The Woody Show.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: You guys.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: What?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: People say Panda Express.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Isn't authentic chinese.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah hold on i couldn't say with authority i've never
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: been to china but i.
• 25:03
  Speaker 10: Kind of disagree actually i do for real oh yeah
• 25:06
  Speaker 10: well yeah because they're your argument well they started as
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: panda inn which is 100% authentic Chinese food. And it
• 25:15
  Speaker 10: was just basically an expressive version of the Panda Inn.
• 25:20
  Speaker 10: So it comes from Chinese food. So it is Chinese food.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Well, the CEO of Panda Express agrees. It's not authentic.
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: And you know what? Doesn't care. He did a TV
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: interview recently, and they hit him with a question about
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: a specific customer criticism. Now, warning, fun accent ahead. What
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: do you say to people.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: that as a criticism say, this is not authentic Chinese food.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I take no offense at all. You know, I don't
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: know what authenticity is. There are so many cuisines out there.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Whatever sells, I'll just make that decision. Yeah, that's it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: It's whatever sells.
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: Well, that's the thing. It's like orange chicken isn't Chinese.
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: You know, it's a Chinese-American invention.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: The fortune cookie. Exactly. From San Francisco. From San Francisco, yeah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: You think you're going to go to China and get
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: a fortune cookie? I mean, you might.
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Maybe now.
• 26:12
  Speaker 10: He didn't say that he agrees. He just says, you know,
• 26:17
  Speaker 10: whatever you think it is, as long as it's good.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, we're not talking about it. We're not
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: promising authentic. We just want to have stuff that people
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: like and whatever sells.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're not serving dim sum.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: It's like when people get so mad about Taco Bell. Well,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: you know that's not authentic. What?
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: No kidding. Olive Garden.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: We're going to Italian.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all good. But yeah, Panda Express, not authentic.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, really? Okay, but if you go to any Chinese restaurant,
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: it's not vastly different than what Panda sells. So why
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: are they all in on this if it's not authentic?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Well, because it's an American. Have you ever gone to
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: like a real traditional whatever place and you're looking for
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: chicken parm on the menu or you're looking for whatever
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: on the menu and you can't find that stuff because
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: it's not authentic. That's not an authentic dish. That's an
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Americanized version of whatever that is. I don't know. I've
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: been to multiple places in China and it was pretty
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: much the same.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: See, that's why I can't speak with authority on it.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I wonder if you.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Can you get walnut shrimp in China?
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you could find it somewhere. Well, I'll put it.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: I'll give you the opposite. When I go to like authentic,
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: authentic dim sum where they only speak Cantonese and I
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: bring my Cantonese friend, I do not recognize a lot
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: of the stuff that comes to the table.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: So there you go.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: But yeah, because you're going for... You're going for the
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: critical mass.
• 27:33
  Speaker 13: Totally.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a business.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: And on that note, if you don't like walnut shrimp,
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: you should be 5150. You're insane.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: It's the best.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: So succulent. Your stepson, is he a picky eater?
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: He's a pretty good eater.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Your kids picky? Jeff? My oldest, yes.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: My youngest, no.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I think they all start out that way, right?
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Well, sure.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: They just want the same crap over and over. Same
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: three things. Nuggets, pizza, mac and cheese.
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we don't play that in our house.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Right. I mean, we have.
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: He eats what we're eating for dinner.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have tried. But sometimes you do cave because
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: you just don't want to hear it. And then you'll
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: do your own thing in here. Have the dino nuggets.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: I'm sure we'll get there at some point.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Who's pickier among your kids, your son or your daughter?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Well, at this point, it would be my daughter. Oh, okay.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Because she's younger. My son has now, like, he'll eat sushi.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Not adventurous, but he would have never done that. Three
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: years ago.
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: I was just going through that age phase.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I thought this was kind of funny, man. Parents around
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: the world were asked, what's the one thing your kid
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: asks for all the time? So here, it's always nuggets, pizza,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: mac and cheese. Hot dogs, maybe. For American kids. When
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: I was a kid, I lived off four things. Corn dogs.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Pizza.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Peanut butter and jelly. And mashed potatoes. All day. In Mexico...
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: They said, my kid always asked for a quesadilla and
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: chocolate milk.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: Oh, delicious.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Japan, they want frozen gyoza, those little like- Dumplings, potstickers. Potstickers, yeah.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Like little Japanese nuggets kind of thing. China, when I
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: was a kid, I would always ask for tomato and
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: eggs over rice.
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Oh, sure.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Or Panda Express. That's what, oh yeah, because it's authentic.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Or Panda, yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Canada, kids always want poutine. I've never had that, but.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: It looks good.
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: There's nothing wrong with poutine.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Right, it looks fantastic.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: French fries, gravy, and cheese.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. El Salvador. El Salvador. Salvador. Jeez, easy for me
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: to say. Papusas. Oh, those are great. Which are good.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: So good. Australia. How's your pie?
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: They want pie.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: The parents there say it's Vegemite toast or nothing.
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: Can you imagine? I gotta have my Vegemite.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Would you have Aussie pies available? You don't get that
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: over the stupid Vegemite?
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: I'm so unpicky, and I've tried Vegemite, and I almost puked.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: The smell... It's the worst.
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: The smell alone is horrible. Like yeasty, fermented.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: I don't believe anybody likes it.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: They're all lying. Sweden. Kids. My kids only want meatballs.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: Like Ikea.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Served with pasta.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: Yum.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Sounds good.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: In the UK, kids only want ricotta and spinach cannelloni.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Ooh.
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: That doesn't sound bad.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: It's interesting. I wouldn't have guessed that for the UK. Nope. Crumpets. Vietnam.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Every kid wants instant ramen.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: Sounds great.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: And then in Thailand... Parents are like, no, expand your horizons.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: My kids demand eggs and rice every day, twice a day.
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: Can you imagine how easy that would be?
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: That's the dream. Super easy.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: So is rice fattening or not?
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: Well, it's carby.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: It's carby.
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: But if you're not, I don't know.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: So if you're trying to lose weight, should you just
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: avoid rice at all costs?
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: That's what they say.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: The moderation's so tiny. Exactly. Moderation is probably the best. Yeah,
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, have some. How do people in Japan live
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: to be the oldest people in the world?
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: Because they're also not eating all the processed crap.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Because eating sushi would be better than having a hamburger, right?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: I would imagine.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: No trans fats.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Get sushi then.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people are really weird about the food. They'll obsess
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: about a grain of rice and not having that. Or
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: something that's because it says low fat, thinking that something
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: that has fat in it makes you fat.
• 31:15
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: When it really truly is, I don't know how people
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: can understand. And look, I'm a fat guy. It's because
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I make poor decisions. It's not that I don't know.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I know what I should do. I choose... Not to.
• 31:28
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: And I've been better, but I know what I should do.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: And it makes the most common sense is that it's
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: calories in versus calories out. So it is truly moderation.
• 31:39
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: It's portion size.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: It sucks, though.
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: They also say fat doesn't make you fat.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm, yeah, exactly.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: That's what they say.
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: Being cold doesn't give you a cold.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: That was, that was pushed so hard. If you watch
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: a lot of those like documentaries, you know, about like
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: how the government was in on these different things for
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: different reasons and different, yeah, like, you know, they always
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: say follow the money.
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: K-Rations, Kellogg, yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so like, you know, everybody started pushing, you know,
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: all this like, you know, fat free, whatever free, like,
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: you know, it's not, that's, that's not how it works.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: I'm glad to hear it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Because I used to think, oh, I should get fat-free mayonnaise.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: That's so 80s.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: So gross.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The Woody Show. Text us. Check in. Friday check-ins.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Over to 22987. What's poppin' this weekend? What you got
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: going on?
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Let us know.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I know Jeff's getting a massage.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Lucky.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: From a dude. Oh, really? Yeah, he's kind of weirded
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: about it. Nice, bro. Not necessarily. First, the purse. Did
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: you guys see the purse picture?
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Those are something. On our Instagram.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, that was a fun photo shoot.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was Menace Greg and Jeff G showing off
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: their man purses.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: And wanting to know if everybody supports the idea of
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: the man bag.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: And a lot of comments on that one. You can
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: see it on our Instagram, at The Woody Show. So first,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: the whole man bag thing, and now... A massage from
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: a guy, huh? I mean, I've actually had a massage
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: from a dude before. I've had a ton of them.
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, I prefer women. You know, it's fine. But
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: at the same time, I need it. My back hurts, man.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. I want to go and get it
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: figured out.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Do you think.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: They get in there better because they're stronger?
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. Yeah, what scent is the oil
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: that you're going to use? Yeah, I don't ever know
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: why people get weirded out. Like, if you're going for
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: a massage, like a legitimate massage, if your whole thing
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: was to do, like, the Jed, what's his name?
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: If you're going for that kind of massage or the
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Deshaun Watson massage.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: Take your poison by all means.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: And it's a happy ending and you select a dude
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: that could say something about you.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But if you're going for a legitimate therapeutic massage.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: How insecure do you have to be?
• 33:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Exactly right.
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: I always think of like the athletes getting rub downs
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: from those old guys.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: We make a lot of jokes about, oh, that's gay
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Right, right.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: It's just a joke. If we're being honest here for
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: a second, like I've never understood.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: What's your hang up?
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Like, so what?
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: It doesn't bother me. But the minute I say that
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: to like a friend.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Yay!
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because guys like to break balls and stuff
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: like that. But in all honesty, you're not truly weirded
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: out by- No, no, no, no. I'm good. I'm good.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I can't wait, man. I need it.
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: Although, if you flip over and he's doing, say, up
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: on the thigh, that's just a reaction.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: If he offers to finish you- That's just a physical reaction.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: What if I chub up?
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I've got a billion massages.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, who cares?
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Just ride it out, dog. I've gotten a billion massages
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: over the years. I have never once chubbed up. Really?
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: Never.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Never.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Same.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Never.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: You haven't found the right one yet. Yeah, right. Bad massages.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I'm so about like, dude, the knots are melting away
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: or it's like more of like a Swedish kind of
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: just like a relaxing. I'm falling asleep. I'm not chubbing up. Yeah.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: And then I get mad. I've fallen asleep during massages
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: and I get pissed. Well, yeah, you wasted it. You
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: missed it. Damn it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: I think I've had three in my whole life and
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not into it. I'm like Menace.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Just don't really care.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: I do get a little antsy after a while. Like
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: 90 minutes is way too long.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: 90 minutes? Yeah. That's standard for a lot of people.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I'll do like a good solid two hours.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's normal.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I feel guilty when I get them to like, Oh,
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: this person's doing so much work and I'm just lying here.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: It's with the people, the people who are really good
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: at it. They love it. Yeah. Yeah.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Like thumbs not broken.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know. There's speaking of a dude, there's this
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: one guy and he does like trigger point massage and
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: he really knows everything about what he's doing. It's like,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: All right, well, there's usually knots that will, like, form
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: in this area. And you'll kind of feel it going
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: up around and kind of curling around this area. And
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: he goes, this is what causes stress. And as soon
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: as he starts touching that area, you feel, like, you
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: feel that pressure on that side. And you're like, oh,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: how it's all tied together. So he's like, yeah, if
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: we can get this to chill and relax, like, that will, like,
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: get rid of that neck pain and those tension headaches.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Who knew?
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Dude, when you get somebody who really knows what they're doing,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: it's great. And if it meant that he would have
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: to touch my penis afterwards, I might be all right
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: with it. And I got one of those notifications on
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: my phone. This is The Woody Show. All right, Morgan.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: You're driving me crazy.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: With?
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: She's been doing a lot of posts lately where.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: It's tease, tease, tease, no.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Payoff, right?
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: So it's like, oh, guys, I wish I could. I
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: just can't. But soon, soon. Anyway, anyway, life's good. Life's good.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: And I click and I click and I go, heart, heart.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: And I go, all right, I'll hear something about that,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I'm sure, tomorrow or the next day or the day
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: after or the day after. But then there's another post. Guys, oh, man. Dude,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: it's insane right now. I can't, I can't even, you know,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: if I, it's so good. It's so good. I'll, I'll, I'll,
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I'll have, I'll be able to say, I just can't
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: say something right now.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, cool.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: I'll hear about this tomorrow. Maybe the next day, the
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: day after, the day after, the day after. Nope. It's,
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: it's so much tease and no payoff.
• 37:03
  Speaker 14: Am I not allowed to be grateful and share my
• 37:05
  Speaker 14: excitement about my life?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: You are, but like, we're all trying to be cool
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: and kind of like sit back and wait and go, okay, well,
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: we're going to find out about the students without really prying,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: but like, there's so many tease videos.
• 37:17
  Speaker 14: Well, things keep happening. I wish I could tell you
• 37:19
  Speaker 14: what I did yesterday, but it's not up to me.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: She posted one yesterday.
• 37:22
  Speaker 14: I got to be a part of an interview that's,
• 37:25
  Speaker 14: hasn't been released yet so I have no.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I know it's out of my control yeah can you
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: can you give us like.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Anything or well or maybe post when you can yeah can.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: You like release some dates like how everybody's looking forward
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: to Grand Theft Auto right like we have a date
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: November or whatever that is right I.
• 37:41
  Speaker 14: Was told I would be sent the content when I'm allowed.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: To post it so okay all right so there's you
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: know how it works in this business sure I don't
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: that's the one yesterday but what about the four other
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: ones that were like oh my god you guys Things, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: You know the ones I'm talking about. We've all seen them.
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: I see that this is bothering you guys so much.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: We're excited for you.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Aren't you actually, though?
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: We're legitimately excited for you. Just be glad Woody clicked hard.
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: He's never done that for any of my posts.
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: At all.
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: Well, I might have a fight soon.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Every once in a while like a couple the last
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: time you posted uh yesterday thank.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: You very much why are you taking this as a
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: negative thing i just.
• 38:18
  Speaker 14: Feel like i'm being put on the spot i and
• 38:20
  Speaker 14: oh you're definitely being put on the spot sorry i'm
• 38:22
  Speaker 14: posting more but it's like i'm just trying to be
• 38:24
  Speaker 14: more vulnerable and just open and share my real life.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: Okay morgan you know i love you and i'm your
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: og fan But Woody's not criticizing you.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm legitimately excited.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: He's not bagging on you.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I'm legitimately excited. He's saying like a lot of teases,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: but there's no substance. So I guess the question is.
• 38:42
  Speaker 14: So should I not?
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: No.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: No, it's when do the people who are excited for
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: you get some more info?
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you.
• 38:47
  Speaker 14: Like I said, y'all, we work in the same industry.
• 38:50
  Speaker 14: I don't get to talk about what I did yesterday
• 38:52
  Speaker 14: or post anything.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: That's just yesterday.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: I also might have a fight soon. That's big.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: See, there we go. You guys know about that? I
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: did not know about that.
• 39:00
  Speaker 13: Yes, you do.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, you did.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I did?
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: I talked about it in a meeting. Oh, okay. I
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: know that one. I've talked about it on Instagram. Yeah,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: we know about that.
• 39:07
  Speaker 14: I can't say the specifics because I haven't been picked yet.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: It's not ready yet. That might happen.
• 39:12
  Speaker 14: That's a good tease. I'm just trying, like, it's just
• 39:15
  Speaker 14: a personal thing for me. I'm trying to be more
• 39:17
  Speaker 14: positive and grateful.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: That's great. And I love it.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, your stories have been popping. For the record,
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: we love it. Okay.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: I'm all for it.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I have been one of your biggest fans and supporters
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: since the very beginning. I'm happy and I'm excited. for you.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I'm glad to see you in a really good spot.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I'm happy and excited for you. And you post these
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: things and I'm like, oh, cool. When do we get
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: to find out what that is? I'm thinking to myself, cool,
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: when do we get to find out what that is?
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: And I'm trying to be cool and cool about it
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: and not ask. I'm not like, hey, so what was
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: this all about? I mean, y'all know everything. Well, I
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: was just reminded, you know, that something was said in
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: that meeting the other day. Okay. And that would be
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: very cool.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: So then you got to do this interview thing. We'll
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: get to find out about that.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: Morgan, that was operator error.
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: On me?
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Like, how do I fix that then?
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: Nothing.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: There's no fix. I wanted to know if you had
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: an update as to when we might get. From Woody.
• 40:10
  Speaker 7: Because he forgot about.
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:12
  Speaker 14: Is it annoying to like.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Maybe you should text them or something.
• 40:16
  Speaker 14: Is it annoying to share good things online?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: No.
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: No.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: That's what he's saying. He's like, share it. I gotta know.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: I think he's just. Oh, I know. And I hear
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: about it. Straight up. If you want to be honest,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: it is. Really? What do you mean? To some people,
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: people get annoyed.
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: A hater.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. When you try to be positive. Who do we know? Like,
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: who do we know that you think fits that? That
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: is annoyed that when we share positive things. Yeah. Do
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: you want me to turn the mics off and you
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: can just, you know, tell me off the air? No.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to understand.
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: You just mean like listener comments?
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, listener comments.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: Just out in the ether.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just out in the ether.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:52
  Speaker 14: Yeah, anyone who doesn't want to see you happy, they're
• 40:55
  Speaker 14: going to get frustrated.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: I think the point that Woody's making, or I don't
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: know what the point he's making exactly, but maybe when
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: you can give the info, then you make a post.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: No, I'll simplify it for you.
• 41:07
  Speaker 10: What he's trying to say is if you are going
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: to tease something, try to put out a date on
• 41:10
  Speaker 10: when you're going to release the information.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Pretty much.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: This wasn't a lesson. I don't know. I'm not allowed
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: to even know that.
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: Jeff, what is happening? Or just say that. Like you
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: said to us, you guys know how this goes. I
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: wish I could say more. My hands are tied, but
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: I promise it's coming. That's literally what my post yesterday said.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: That is perfect. Then there's no problem. You know what?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Forget I said anything. Screw you! I legitimately was being
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: like joyful and supportive. And I'm excited. I'm excited for her.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: And it's like this whole thing about like, oh man. Yeah,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: God forbid somebody be excited for her. My bad. Listen,
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: you don't have to say that. And I'm sorry that I.
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: was brought in here.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: And I didn't know what we were about to talk about.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: No, because it's two things. He's excited for you and
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: then wants information that you can't give and we get it.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this seems like there's a lot of good things
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: happening right now, right? You're posting these videos that are
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: very vague and I was just asking maybe on behalf,
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I guess if you want to look at it that way,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: on behalf of male listeners who might have seen them
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: and whatever, when do you think like we're waiting for
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: the release date for GTA 6? When do you think
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: we might have that? When do you think we might
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: see a trailer for the new Whatever Marvel thing. That's all.
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: And people only ask when they really care.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: He's excited. He wants to pay off. I've seen you
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: go through the deepest, darkest of lows, right? I try
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: to be very vulnerable and open about everything. And I
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: have the conversation with like, hey, man, just hang in.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: We've had those conversations a number of times. I'm your supporter.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I'm happy for you. I was just trying to share.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, guys.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: I didn't realize.
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: I think there's been a huge disconnect just now.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the F happened.
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: There's nothing to apologize for.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's nothing.
• 42:49
  Speaker 16: I think everyone loves the content. Everyone's excited for you,
• 42:52
  Speaker 16: and they want the payoff, you know?
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Me too. I do too. Three, two, three. Woody's just
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: trying to start ish like always. No, Woody's not. Remember
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I was talking about the other day about like there's
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: like a no win situation. Like either I'm dogging on
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: something and saying, oh, I don't get this or I
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: don't like whatever it is. People who leave their car
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: running when they run into the convenience store. Lame. All right.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Backing in the parking spots. I'm like, oh, Woody. So
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I am legitimately excited and happy for Morgan what's going on.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: And that's what I'm trying to bring to this. And
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: it somehow is like I'm starting-ish or like I'm like, what?
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: So what's the problem? There is no problem. There is
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: no problem. It wasn't brought up as if there was
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: like any kind of problem.
• 43:37
  Speaker 14: I apologize that I misinterpreted what this is about.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Okay. You best apologize. Forget it.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Apology not accepted. Yeah.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: All right. You know what? I'm going to make a
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: mental note. I'm not asking if anybody has anything. I
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: won't ask ever again.
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: We'll let you know.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you. It's not that I don't have
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: any interest, guys. I'm just going to keep my mouth shut.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean to walk into that. God damn it. 877-44-WOODY.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: You can send us a text over to 22987. We'll
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: be right back. And has ball hairs.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, has like a stem with little ball hairs on it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. We'll be right back.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: I've said before, there's a lot to be said about tradition.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: I can think about like a Christmas thing is that
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: my parents would always give us a new Christmas ornament
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: on New Year's Eve to open.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: On New Year's Eve?
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: For next year? No, it was for like, so you
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: would open it on Christmas Eve and you put it
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: on the tree.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, Christmas.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, you said New Year's Eve. When I say New Year's,
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: So you got to wait the whole year?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: What?
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: That's weird. I'm sorry. Okay, that's very sweet. Broken brain.
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: That's very sweet.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, New Year's. It's a weird thing. My dad
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: does this thing with the New Year's pretzel. Have you
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: heard about that?
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: No.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: I've heard a lot of food stuff, but not a
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: pretzel thing.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: And it's not even a pretzel. It's like this pastry.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: It's more like a raspberry, not a toaster strudel, but
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like one of those.
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: Like a shortbread cookie?
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Like a Danish. Oh. Like those Kringles?
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: It's more like that, but it's the New Year's pretzel.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Never heard of it. And it's like raspberry or one
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: of the cherry or something like that.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Does he not know what a pretzel is?
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: No, but he didn't name it.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Some other weirdo. That's what it's known. And they sell
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: these and they're not, it's weird. It's weird. It's a thing.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing it. Like a Western Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh is big
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: on that. And it's supposed to be good luck.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Okay. Yeah. I don't know.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: But tradition around here is on Fridays.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: We collect these stories throughout the week, and we present
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: them to you in a format in a segment we
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: call the Friday Fail Stories.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: The Friday Fail Stories All right.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: It's time, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Let's do
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: some Friday Fail Story. All these people thought they had
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: the perfect plan, the plan that could never go wrong.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: But then somewhere along the line, it went from being
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: a great idea to one big stinking mega Uber Ultra. Guys, strong, strong.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: That felt good. In the wise words of menace. Oh, yeah.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: I like that. I like it. I do like it.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, this is from CNN. They were covering
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: the news, the death of Dolly Parton. Right. They were
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: talking about the story. They aired a photo of Dolly.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Except it wasn't the Dolly. It was a picture of
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: a Dolly Parton impersonator from Las Vegas.
• 47:25
  Speaker 7: Was it a male impersonator?
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: The impersonator also. No, it was a she. Oh, okay.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Said that she started getting all these texts from her
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: friends going, hey, your picture's on CNN. She's like, I
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: couldn't believe it. Here's the... Oh, my God. I thought
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: that was a man.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: That looks like Lonnie Anderson.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: It does.
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: That's a woman.
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: It certainly doesn't look like Dolly.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: No.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: No, it doesn't. CNN apologized, saying, we regret the error
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: and apologize to the Parton family.
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: What intern?
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Say it. Is this her? Yeah, I don't know who
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: this is.
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: They said she wore a lot of makeup.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Now, as an impersonator, it works, right? It's fine. It's
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: close enough.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: You mean for her death tribute?
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying like you go
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: to a.
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, it's fine.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you go to like some kind of Dolly Parton
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: tribute impersonator kind of thing.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what they're going for.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. A fail story about this adult man who
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: I guess never grew out of the whole prank call phase.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: And he was calling restaurants all over the country and
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: placing these huge orders for and sending them to random
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: addresses with payment due when the pizzas arrived. Not that part.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: So at the one restaurant alone, he ordered more than
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: 300 pizzas at once.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: What?
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: And then left them stuck with about $ 10, 000 worth of food.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: So the police, they eventually traced the calls back to
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: this guy. Big comedy, huge funding. And they arrested him.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: They charged him with fraud. And because of the volume
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: and the amount of damages and the charges, he could
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: be looking at eight years in prison. Oh, my God. Sales.
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: But I'm not blaming the victim, but doesn't the restaurant
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: do a little digging?
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: I'm going to need payment up front for 300 pizzas. Well,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: I guess it was over the course of whatever. It
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: was 300 pizzas. It was like that night. Yeah, from
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: this one place. That's crazy.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: 310.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: How come you guys don't sing the whole fail line
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: together anymore? We just did. What do you think that was?
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: What?
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: As opposed to what?
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: What do you think we just did? Alright, this next
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: one is a fail comment. It's a fail comment. Yeah, right.
• 49:26
  Speaker 13: Fail.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your comment failed. This next one is from Cicely, Greg,
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: where this tourist from Kansas, Gina, was vacationing, decided to
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: hike Mount Etna.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Never a good idea.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: I know, another person hiking. Anyway, Mount Etna has been
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: active and a lot of areas are currently closed to tourists.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: This guy didn't care. He wanted the full experience. He's like,
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: I'm here from Kansas.
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: What am I going to see this again?
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: So he crossed into this restricted area. Now, active volcanoes,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: if you remember from school and learning about this, they
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: can create their own lightnings. During eruptions. I did not
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: know that. Oh, you don't remember that? I always thought
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: that was so cool. I'm like, wow, no kidding. That's weird. Yeah,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: so active volcanoes can create their own lightning during eruptions.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: And while he was hiking, the guy was struck by lightning.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Rescue crews, they reached him, they airlifted him to the hospital,
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: but he didn't make it, you guys. Oh, no.
• 50:17
  Speaker 13: Fail.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Full experience.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: No sign is going to keep me off a volcano.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: And here I'll give you one more. My favorite story
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: of the week. This one, this guy woke up one
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: day and he couldn't see out of one of his eyes. Nothing.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: His name is Matthew Whalen, better known as King of Ink.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: He is Britain's most tattooed man. He is tattooed almost
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: his entire body. You guys see this guy, including his eyeballs.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: He inked the whites of his eyes, and now he's
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: blind in one eye. Look at this guy.
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: That'll do it.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Isn't that a cool look? But it looks cool.
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: He looks like he's rolled around in old newspaper.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: It's really cool.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet he doesn't regret any of this.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so the doctors, they diagnosed him with some condition
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I'm too stupid to pronounce, but basically it's inflammation inside
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: the eye.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: But Matthew says he's not exactly sure what caused it.
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: It could be anything.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Total mystery. Must have been a dirty needle.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: A voodoo. What could that be, moron? Voodoo.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Fail.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: It's a curse. And those right there, ladies and gentlemen,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: your Friday fail stories. And now, more of The Woody Show.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: All right, so for this one, this is what I
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: want you to do. I want you to open up
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: our social media on Instagram. Look for us at The
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Woody Show. And you have a minute to do that.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: And then you're going to vote. So go on our story,
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: our Instagram story. And once you get past everything else,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: you'll see a post on there. It says, who did it?
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: And there are three mugshots. Who did it? A, B,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: or C? I want you to vote on our Instagram
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: right now. So who did it? Was it mugshot A,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: mugshot B, or mugshot C? I'm going to give you
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: the details of the story here. But this way you
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: can see what I'm showing everybody here in the studio.
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: I already voted based on mugshot.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Me too. You don't even know what it is. It
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter.
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: I'm profiling.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I saw the caption. Yeah, but like the details. So
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: this is a Steak and Shake employee in Florida who
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: is in some legal trouble. This particular Steak and Shake
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: location does that old school thing where they have the
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: car hops bring the food out to the customer's cars.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Like a Sonic, you know? Yeah.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: But when Dude came out to serve this female customer,
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: he had his wee-wee hanging out through his zipper.
• 52:41
  Speaker 8: That's cool.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: That's just jovial.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Now, the woman called the cops, and her story was
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: backed up by the surveillance cameras. Which one of these
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: guys was arrested and charged with indecent exposure? Again, A, B,
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: or C. All three mugshots are up on a Woody
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Show Instagram story, at the Woody Show on Instagram. Go
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: ahead and take a look-see here. Greg, I think I
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: already know what you're thinking.
• 53:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 53:03
  Speaker 11: He was how lucky that his wiener was visible by
• 53:09
  Speaker 11: a high.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Angle, far away, just coming out the zipper.
• 53:12
  Speaker 11: And that the camera caught it as well.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Right, and the confidence of just doing that.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Which one's your guess, Seabass? A, B, or C? I
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: think we have an obvious bait in there, which is B,
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: so I'm going to go C. You're going to go C?
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Because B is the meth head.
• 53:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I also went with C because he looks creepy,
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: but also hireable.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I don't think B has a job. What's wrong with A,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: that A wouldn't be hireable? No, no. What are you saying, Sammy?
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: B is not hireable. Gee, do you believe that, Jeff? Yeah,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: those people don't ever get hired. Not in Sammy's world.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: That's what Sammy just said. You heard. And when you
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: go on our Instagram, at The Woody Show, and you
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: click on our story, and you see the three mugshots.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know what Sammy's trying to say. Is that
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: C is the only one that looks hireable?
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: No.
• 53:54
  Speaker 8: B was the other.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. There's no way out. If I was handling
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: the application. That would go right in the garbage.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: You said.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: So your guess is. C. C. Menace. I was going
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: with C as well. Just because he has like the
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: weirdo face. Dead in the eyes type look. Okay.
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: All right. Greg Gorey.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: I Instagram voted for C. C.
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: I also did because he looks very proud of himself.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Jeff G. I know the answer, so I'm out. All right, Jeff.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: But you know how they are. Yeah, you know how. Wow, Sammy. Thanks.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: You can send your letters. We'll make sure they get
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: seen by the right people. Can't believe it. Let's see.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: The votes on Instagram are coming in. Here, so what
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: we're going to do is we'll take the break. We'll
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: give you a chance to go take a look at
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: our Instagram. At the Woody Show on Instagram, our story
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: is we're going to see those three mugshots, and then
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: you send your vote. There's a voting right there. There's
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: a poll right there on the Instagram story. Just punch
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: your vote in there, and then we'll give you the answer.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: And then when we come back, blind box confessions. Yeah. Juicy.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: So everybody has dropped a confession into the studio top hat.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: We'll draw those out, and then we'll try to take
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: some guesses as to whose confession. We'll try to guess
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: now the mugshot of the person responsible for this crime
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: at the Steak and Shake. The Woody's Joke. Also this weekend,
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: the Daisy Chain Festival.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Rip.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: I keep seeing it on KTLA and they're giving people
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: a bunch of heat warnings.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: It's going to be hot.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: It's going to be hot.
• 55:46
  Speaker 13: It will be hot.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Out at the Daisy Chain. Who's all playing that? It's like,
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: I know it's Olivia Rodrigo.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: I've heard a little thing in the commercial. Chapel Roan. Garbage.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: You have garbage.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, sweet.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: You have Stevie Nicks, Sarah McLaughlin, Karen O. Okay. The Breeders,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Santi Gold. Yeah. It's going to be good. Good lineup.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: You guys were talking about... So daisy chain, I wasn't
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: familiar with the definition. I'm shocked. I mean, neither. Right? See, I...
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would have thought I would have heard
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: about this before today.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: But you've heard the term or the word daisy chain.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Right? As a phrase.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Somewhat familiar. Yeah, yeah. Like, it seems like it'd be familiar,
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: but like the way that you guys were mentioning it.
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: Trying to act it out.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: I never heard it used. I don't, I wouldn't even
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: know if you said daisy chain, if you heard of it. Yes.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: I would have said yes. That sounds vaguely familiar. But
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: if you would have asked me what it is, I
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have had any idea. I certainly wouldn't have said
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: what Gina says it is.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: I was like, well, doesn't everybody know what it is, Gina?
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: And she said what it meant. And I go, huh?
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: And she goes, no. And then she looked it up.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: Well, you said that was the elephant walk.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, like if dudes are holding each other's hands.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: And that's what I thought it was. Like how they
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: do frat hazing.
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and Daisy Chain is close. So here's the definition.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Tell me if you had heard this. This is what
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: the festival is this weekend, guys.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Are you ready?
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Okay. This is what's going on with Sarah McLachlan and
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Garbage and Olivia Rodrigo.
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: If you want to see a show.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: If you want to see a show. Yeah, so this
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: is what Daisy Chain is. I just learned this today.
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: Sexual slang. It's a group sexual activity where multiple participants
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: form a circle or a line and act as a
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: both passive and active partner simultaneously involving giving a mouth
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: party to the person next to them. It's almost like
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: human centipede.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: This is happening at the festival? Dude, I'm as shocked
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: as you are, man. I can't believe it. Yeah, Karen
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: O is way into it. Yeah, dude, way into it.
• 57:41
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: But I wasn't getting at first how you get into
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: that position and Greg had to remind me How many
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: times that you don't have.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: To be Stevie? I mean, I think out of respect,
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: even though I'm not a fan. She said, I don't
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: think I could reach. I said, Gina, we're lying down.
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: You don't have to stand.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: But I think out of respect, even though I'm not
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: a fan, I think Stevie Nicks needs to be the
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: lead on that one. Because she's the second biggest star
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: at the moment. The heat on her star is very big.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: So out of respect.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: Then Stevie gets to just receive.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: No skipping needed.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Out of respect.
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: She's the end of the chain.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: She deserves it.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: She's the caboose. No, you don't want to be the caboose.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: You want to be on the front.
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: No, you want to be the end. The end doesn't
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: have anyone to service.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: No.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: No, because it's the opposite.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: If it's a line, either side.
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: It depends which way you're laying.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's the opposite. Because if there's nobody behind me,
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: it means I'm servicing someone in front of me.
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: I was just laying the wrong direction.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I think everybody gets service. Is it a complete circle?
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: It could be in a line. And if you're on
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: the front end, the front of that line, there's nobody
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: ahead of you to then service. So then you're just getting,
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: that's where Stevie Nicks belongs.
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: My day's tune was backwards.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Stevie Nicks, Olivia Rodrigo, and then everybody else. If it's
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: a line, you want to be the engine. Yeah, they
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: can always just fight it out.
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: I need to draw this.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Hold on. Yeah, draw it out.
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: Jeff, get back up.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: I had never heard that before.
• 59:03
  Speaker 13: Now you know.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: Point being the right. It's going to be hot.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be hot. And at this point,
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: I felt like I had heard it all.
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I really did.
• 59:12
  Speaker 17: The Woody Show.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: But I guess all those things could be true. It
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: could cause problems and you could be cool.
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: I mean, I came out fine.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: You got yours.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: On our Instagram, at The Woody Show, in our Instagram story,
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: which mugshot is the person involved in this story. The
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Steak and Shake employee in Florida, this location has the
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: old school thing where the car hops bring the food
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: out to the customer's cars, like a Sonic. And when
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: this guy brought the food out to The customer, who
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: was a woman, he had his wee-wee hanging through his zipper.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: The woman called the cops. The cops got the story
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: confirmed by the restaurant's surveillance cameras. And one of these
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: three guys was arrested and charged with indecent exposure. Which
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: one is the employee, A, B, or C? And it
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: looks like the listeners overall agree with what you guys
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: had to say here in the studio, saying that it's
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: mugshot C. Yes.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 16: Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, his face is just too weird not to be him.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: The mugshot involved in this story is.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: A.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 10: What?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Just like Sandy said. Mugshot A. No, I thought he
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: was the least likely.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: That sucks because he looks... super sweet and cute and
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 7: he's too young to do.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: That yeah yeah it looks too normal yeah i selected
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: c because i just typed in like rand i literally
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: typed random mug shots right oh that's when i saw
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: this guy i'm like this guy he looks like the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: kind of guy who would take his penis out oh
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: yeah he looks like a diddler absolutely and i have
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: no idea what he really did so i don't know
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: what this mug shot's even for but i'm sure if
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: we looked into it it might be in his history Maybe.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: And Gina said she wouldn't call the cops. She'd just
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: keep on ordering more food.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Don't leave. I'll give you a tip. You forgot my soda.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: All right. So blind box confessions. Are you guys ready?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: So I'll draw a confession out and then we can
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: all try to take a guess at who it belongs to.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: All right. First one. I am considering not resigning my
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: contract at the radio station. Oh.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: Easy?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Easy.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: I'm not signing my contract at the radio station.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Okay. I mean, can we guess? Well, no, not yet.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: Not yet.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Okay. I think roadside memorials are trashy. Jeez. I think
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: I can guess who that is. Saw one this morning.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: It looks great. All right.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Picking notes. Contract, roadside memorials. Okay.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: And this one. I smuggled drugs into a concert for
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: an artist. For an artist. Okay, so this is someone
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: who likes to brag. I smuggled drugs into a concert
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: for an artist.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: That's the third one, and I'll give you one more.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Out of here. Yeah.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: I'm not wearing any underwear right now.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Nice. Jeez.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: All right. I'm not wearing any underwear right now. That's...
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: That's blind box confession number four.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: So number one is I am considering not resigning my
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: contract at the radio station. Okay. Number two, I think
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: roadside memorials are trashy.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Number three, I smuggled drugs into a concert for an artist.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: And then number four, I'm not wearing any underwear right now. Nice.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: So take your guesses. You could text your guess. If
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: you just have, you know, for one of them, you're
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: not sure about the other one, but for whichever one
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: you have a guess for, you could text over to 22987.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: Did you throw one in there, Woody?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So everybody who's in this room right now, right, Jeff? Well,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: there's more people in the room than there are. Yes, exactly.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: That's by design. Okay. Sorry, I'm a little slow today.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: So within the process of elimination.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Correct. Okay.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: So it's Woody, Seabass, Sammy, Menace, Greg, Gina, and myself. Yes.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so out of those four, those are the people
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: you have to choose from.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: I think I nailed it.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Number one, I'm considering not re-signing my contract at the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: radio station. Number two, I think roadside memorials are trashy. Three,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: I smuggled drugs into a concert for an artist. Four,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not wearing any underwear right now. So one, two, three,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: and four, get your votes, your texts. over to 22987.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Then we'll find out who these belong to next on
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 16: Hang on.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Menace is different. I don't know if it's his obsession
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: with car racing now that he treats even restaurants as
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: pit stops.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: One time I went out to eat with you, Menace.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 14: I was halfway through my meal and he gets out
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 14: of his chair and he's like walking out like, so
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 14: are we done?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 13: And I'm like, I guess we're done.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Woody, Woody, Woody Show. Okay, so blind
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: box confessions. And yes, by design, not everybody in the
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: room had their confession read. That way it just makes
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: it too easy, you know?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: All right, so we had four, but the options are Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace, Sammy, Seabass,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: Jeff Garcia.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Those are the options.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Now, we have some people, of course, who have been
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: sending on the text over to 22987. First one, I
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: am considering not re-signing my contract at the radio station.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 11: Greg's been doing so good with his real estate.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: And there were a lot of guesses for Morgan, but again,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: Morgan was not in the party. Also, call screeners don't
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: get contracts. Well, I'm going to say it, but she
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: wasn't part of the mix. She's a producer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: All right. I am considering not re-signing my contract at
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: the radio station. Guesses. Let's go around the room first.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: I went with Woody. All right.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 7: Oh, I went with Mr. Retire Early, Seabass.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, F-I-R-E, Fire.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: Menace?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 10: I also went with Seabass, but I have power rankings
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 10: that I want to share.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: So bad.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: I also said Seabass.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: All right. Uh, Jeff G. Seabass. Seabass. What were your
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: power rankings? Oh, it was power rankings. It was Seabass, Woody,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: then Greg. But initially, it was Seabass, Greg, then Woody.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Ah, see?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: I wasn't so far off.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: Well, the listeners have a totally different guess.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: The listeners went with?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: Sammy.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Sammy.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Sammy would be my favorite.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: Well, with that upcoming wedding and all that.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's right. I'm not going to have to work anymore.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: The only contract that matters is I do. She signs
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: it with two words.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: Just say the magical words.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's been driving his car. The whole thing is
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: like she's really falling into the whole lifestyle. Moved into
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: his house. Now she's driving his car.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: It's pretty nice, too.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: Bring back the patriarchy.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: Say goodbye to bills. It's great.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Here, now before we find out the answer, let's go
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: around the room for confession number two. Confession number two,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: I think roadside memorials are trashy. I think roadside memorials
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: are trashy. My vote on this one is Gregory. Yeah.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: I think this one belongs to Greg.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: My vote on this one is Sammy. Sammy.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: My vote is also Sammy.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Jeff Garcia.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 12: Greg.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Greg.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: Menace.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: Greg. Greg.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: Seabass? Here's a problem. I know that myself and Greg
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: and Woody have all vocalized this in the past. It's
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: not a secret.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Therefore, either they don't know how to play the game,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: or it's Sammy. Sammy?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 15: Greg.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Greg.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: The listener. The listener vote for number two. Are you eating?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry. I just wanted to try a cornbread.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Greg. Had to be done. Had to be a bite though.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 9: I'm done.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Don't wait until.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Music or commercials.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: I thought I had more time. You know what? Just
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: do it right in the middle of the song. I
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: thought I had more time. You think you're on Fats Amy?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: I am Fats Amy. I know you're insatiable.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: Greg is the answer for that one.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: For the listeners. Yes.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: The listener vote went to Greg. All right. Number three.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Confession number three. I smuggled drugs into a concert for
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: an artist. Seabass, we'll start with you on this one.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 11: My top two guesses are Gina and Menace because they
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 11: would be the type of people who would want folks
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 11: to know that they knew.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: A musical artist.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. I would.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: But who gets your... For that, I will. But of
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: those two, I will just go Gina because I haven't
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: guessed her yet. That's interesting. Sammy.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: Jeff G.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: Jeff G.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Menace.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: I say Jeff, but my second guess was Gina.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Greg.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: Mega Ultra Menace. Menace.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Gina.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: Nagasaki Menace.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Nagasaki Menace. Jeff G. I say Menace.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Menace.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: My vote was also for Menace.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Jeff G is a good guess. Jeff G is a
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: good guess. He's got a criminal history.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 16: And it came from that rap station.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: No good, Nick.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: For the listeners, it was almost a tie. It was
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: Jeff had one less vote than Menace, but they.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Went with Menace. Okay. All right. And then a confession.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Number four, blind box confession. I'm not wearing any underwear
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: right now. I'm not wearing any underwear right now. My
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: vote on this one went to Gina because I think
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: this is the kind of thing that she would admit.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Agreed.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: I went with Gina on this.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: I thought this would be a big Greg admission.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't care.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: No. I don't think Greg would go free balling. I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: don't think Menace would go free balling. I would.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: I just don't know why I would.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Greg would 100%.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: And if I did, I would tell you.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Hey, guess what?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say Gina. Okay. Jeff G. Woody. Woody. Greg.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go Gina.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Gina.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Menace.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Gina.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Gina.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: Gina?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Sammy?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: Gina.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 16: Wow.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Sweeping. Yeah, if it's a girl, it's a cop-out, because
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: they do that all the time. Not true. Therefore, I'm
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: voting Sammy. Did she just out herself?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: And the listeners also think it was me.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: All right. Listener vote, Gina. All right, guys, now it's
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: time to find out which one belongs to who.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: I think I got them all right.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: All right, so confession number one, I am considering not
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: re-signing my contract. There are a lot of votes for Seabass,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: except for one person who voted for Greg, and the
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: listeners voted for Sammy on this one. Whose confession is this?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Seabass's confession. Shocking. I had a little insight in this
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: for a number of reasons. For folks who don't know,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: I was hired... Not with the main cast of the show.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: I came in to save the show like a year-ish later.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: That's what I was hired for. That's what happened. You're
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: still saving it, man. I was hired as a producer.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Go ahead. Because, yeah, the four that are co-hosted couldn't produce.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 11: So I'm not on their schedule. And I had a
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 11: little meeting with the bosses, and they said, hey, blah, blah, blah,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 11: your contract's up. And I told them, as I've told
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 11: them every time, this contract doesn't mean anything to me.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 11: It's not at a number where I'm like, oh, I've
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 11: got to save on my contract. You can go to wherever.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 11: But they've been so insistent about like, and they really
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 11: wanted me to re-sign it. I was like, they must
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 11: want something out of me. So I need to get
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 11: something out of them. So I'm not looking to leave
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 11: the show or anything like that for that reason.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: I can assure you there's no pressure there. They've been very...
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: At least from my interaction, they'd be like, yeah, it'd
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: be great if you'd sign it. Okay, that'd be awesome.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Not because it's within a handful of months that it's expiring.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: And even if it expired, I could be going month
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: to month, et cetera. Like a lease, I would assume.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: No, you know, there is.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: I would tell you. Because I value what you do
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: for the show. I appreciate that you have saved the show.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah. No, but I do appreciate the work
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: that you do. And we mentioned this about six months
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: ago that I... several years ago, took a $ 50, 000 a
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: year pay cut to keep all the rights monetarily to Cartnarks.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: But what I can't get from this company is anybody
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: to do anything on the back end.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 11: I've got opportunities for other stuff with Cartnarks. And because
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 11: I don't own the intellectual property, there's bureaucracy and people
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 11: who don't need to be involved being involved. And I
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 11: can't do a thing about it other than say, yeah.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 11: So my thought about this is, Well, yeah, I'll give
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 11: them the signature. All they got to do, little one-page
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 11: addendum to the contract saying that I own it.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Cardinale's that being. Yeah, good luck on that. Which is, again,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: would be a lot more helpful.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 11: If I had someone on the staff who was maybe
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 11: batting for me on my team.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about, me? Which I just heard
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: didn't go right there. No, I'm just saying, I know
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: the inside information of what the conversation is, and it's
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: not about us or you in particular. That's how the–
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: I've asked for ownership of this show a billion times.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: You own the show. I don't. You had it before
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: you started the... I own certain things that I brought
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: in with me, but I don't own... I got to
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: own the name of the show. I don't own anything
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: that we've done since we've been here. How do you
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: not own the name of the show? Tell me about it.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm saying I have the inside information of, like,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: I've been down this road a billion times. And as
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: a principal, because they don't do it. I'm just letting
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: you know, so... Well, again, it costs them... But there's... Look,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: I support you a thousand percent. Now, the other thing is, I.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 11: I haven't had a cost of living increase since I
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 11: signed my first contract 11, 12 years ago. I looked
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 11: up the inflation. Oh, I'm getting less than half of
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 11: what I made when I first started this show just
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 11: because they haven't bumped me up at all.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: In fact, again, I've given.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 7: Them back $ 250, 000.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: At this point. So it's not like I'm not giving
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: them anything. Yeah, well, this is a conversation for... Yeah,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: this is an HR issue. But that's why I'm considering it.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: But I wanted to be clear. I 1,000% appreciate all
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: that you have done over the years for the show.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: I think also, to be fair... you know, from a
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: person who like runs the show on this side, I've
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: been very accommodating in the different things that you have
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: come up with that you've asked for over the years
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: to make your schedule work better for you.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 11: And again, I'm not saying, I mean, it has to
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 11: do with me being unhappy in general, but I was like,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 11: they sure want something from me.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Why can't I get it? They don't. I can tell you,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: they really don't. It's just more of a, it's just
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: a mechanism.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 11: That was the other side of the coin is they
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 11: also love firing people around here.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: So I gave him a free ad on that one. Yeah. Well, see,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Too much inside baseball. I'll fill you in later. All right.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Number two. Confession number two. I think roadside memorials are trashy.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: There's a couple of votes for Sammy in there. Greg's
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: got some votes in there. It was split between Greg
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: and Sammy. The listener vote went to Greg. All right.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: Greg Gorey. Yes. Whose confessional is this?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: It is mine.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Damn it. Damn it. No heart. I know.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: You know what?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 8: Because I did just see one and I just thought, man,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 8: how trashy. You're just putting trash on the side of
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 8: the road. And I felt bad because it was for
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 8: a kid. But you know what?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: It's just never for an 85-year-old. No, it is if
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: there's an accident or whatever, but.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 8: There was one and it was for a kid and
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: they leave stuffed animals, but it's like the crappiest stuffed
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 8: animal you've ever seen. It's like from the dollar store and.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 7: It's so ugly and trashy because you know.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 8: You're leaving it on the side of the road so
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 8: you're not paying for a good one.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: And then you're going to feel like a dick if
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: you're the person that eventually cleans it up. It's going
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: to get rained on. It's going to get littered.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: It is. It's actual litter.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 8: It's really trashy. And recently, even when Dolly Parton passed
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 8: away and they're leaving all this stuff out in front
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 8: of her house, I'm like, Okay, there's gates. How are
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 8: people getting in and out of here now? Because you
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 8: basically just put trash all over the front of this house. Like,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 8: what are we doing as a society?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Who cleans this up?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 8: And you're just buying cheap crap.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: All right, so that's confession number two. All right, Blind Box,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: confession number three. I smuggled drugs into a concert for
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: an artist. And the votes were kind of all over
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: the place. There was a couple for Jeff G. A
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: lot for Menace. One for Gina. Two for Gina. No,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: one for Gina. There was one for Jay, and then
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: the confession number three belongs to....
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 6: Me.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: Jeff Garcia. Easy peasy, dawg. So we were right. So
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: the stereotype worked. Yeah, it did. Very much so.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 16: So I used to produce Snoop's radio show, as you
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 16: guys know, back in the day. And I worked for
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 16: a former hip hop station in the early 2000s. And
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 16: he had about two pounds of weed.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: Not a little.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 16: Like a lot of weed that he needed to get
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 16: into the venue. So he could smoke during his show
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 16: and obviously he couldn't get it through security. So he
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 16: asked me to figure it out.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: Now, is this like back in the day when it
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: wasn't so widely accepted?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: It was not.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 16: It was definitely not legal, barely medicinal at that point.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 16: So I ended up, we had an ice cream truck
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 16: back in the day that would give ice cream to
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 16: like listeners and stuff. And it was parked in the
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 16: parking lot at the venue. So I grabbed a few
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 16: boxes of ice cream and popsicles to stuck the weed
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 16: underneath all of that in a box. And then when
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 16: I went through the security, I just handed all the
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 16: cops ice cream and everyone was happy and distracted and
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 16: all the weed got in.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: You're the logistics man.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 16: And then on top of that, here's the funny part though.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 16: I put it in his dressing room and he saw
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 16: me later on in the show. He goes, Hey man,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 16: did you take any of my weed? I go, no dude,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 16: I took it in.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you. You're welcome by the way for sneaking it
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: all in. And no, I didn't take any of it, man.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: I don't smoke.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: So that's the story.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 7: That's good.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: And we have one more confession. Blind box confession. Number four.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not wearing any underwear right now. We had some
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: votes for Gina. A lot of votes for Gina. One
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: vote for me. One vote for Sammy. But the listeners,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: the listener vote went to Gina.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: Confession number four. Who's not wearing any underwear right now?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 7: Okay, so here's what happened. So I always put my
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 7: clothes out the night before and I put it like
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 7: in the hallway bathroom.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 7: And then I went to get dressed and I was like, oh, damn,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 7: where's my underwear? And I didn't want to go back
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 7: in because the puppy's sleeping and Andy's sleeping.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: Turn on the light.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't want to do all that. I said,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 7: you know what? It's just going to be that kind
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 7: of day. It's going to be a commando day and
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 7: I'm fine with it. And I got to tell you.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: What are you wearing? What kind of pants? Like something.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 7: They're like jeans, but they're like sweat pant material.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: So it's really not a big deal. If you're not
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: wearing underwear, you got to wear something more loose, you know? Yeah,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: that's a trick. I think not wearing underwear with something
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: that would be tighter would be very uncomfortable.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 7: A lot of times you have to with something tighter.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: No underwear with jeans I think would be uncomfortable.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, I agree. Completely. So today I was like, you
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 7: know what?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Screw it.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 7: It's just going to be a commando. And I'm kind
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 7: of loving it.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: I'll try that.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: Just get a chance to air it out.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's really freeing.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Like hanging laundry on the line. That's right. You didn't
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: get an allowance?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: So how did you know how much money you had
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: to spend? You could just spend whatever you wanted?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I also wasn't like, no, but I wasn't nuts.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: I wasn't going shopping.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 8: And stuff, but if I went to the movie, I'd
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 8: be like, Dad, I'm going to the movies.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 7: Like, that's fine. Take the card.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 7: I hear it now.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: Well, it's time for today's dumbass contest. And today's dumbass
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: contest is the DUIQ. DUIQ. 877-44-WOODY is the phone number. 877-44-Woody. Seabass,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: explain the way the DUIQ works, please.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 11: I find someone very drunk and ask them very easy
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 11: trivia questions.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: And the game is not for you to answer trivia questions.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: The game is, is this drunk person going to be
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: so drunk that they can't answer these otherwise obvious questions?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: If you can guess whether they get it right two
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: times out of three, you are the winner. All right,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: let's say hi to our contestants. Say hi to Mark.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: What's good, Mark? Hey, good morning, Woody.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: Hey.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: All right, so we're going to play the DUIQ before
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: we get to the questions that count toward you winning
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: a prize. We're going to get to know this drunk
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: a little bit better. And who is this sea bass?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: This is just one of the juggalos.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 11: This is in honor of last weekend being the gathering
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 11: of the juggalos. This is a drunk juggalo I happened upon.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: I didn't get his name. All right. And he is
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: lamenting how, yes, he's drunk, but, man, he wishes he
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: could get mega high, too. But he can't because of
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: his job. Is he okay? Oh, he's just coughing.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 17: That's all right. All right, how about rye or green?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 17: They've got edibles.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: I can't take.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: THC.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 17: No, I've got a real job in here.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, I hear what you're saying.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 17: I've got all this beautiful, this beautiful marijuana. And I've
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 17: got all this beautiful dabs. And I've got all this
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 17: beautiful wax.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 6: Tempting you.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 17: And all that shit. Right in front of me, available
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 17: for consumption.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: And I can't do it. Someday, when you're retired, right?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm either going to retire or die.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Let's decide. I mean, you can do both.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: You can retire and then die.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: I'm just impressed he has a job.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, juggle up with a job.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: He has a job?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Not only a job, but a job that drug tests. What?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: Not a good idea. Hey, fun fact, or not so
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: fun fact. Everybody who retires... Yeah. ends up dying. Yeah, 100%.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: I think it's caused.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: It's caused by retirement. Don't they say, like, within six years, too?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: That sucks. That part I don't know. But everybody who
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: has ever retired eventually has died. Weird. Isn't that crazy?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: All right. So, Mark, you ready for the questions? Yeah,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: I'm ready. DUIQ, question number one.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 6: Jackie Robinson played on what major league team?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: Triple no. All right.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: Jackie Robinson played on Which major league team?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 11: Now, you might say, well, they have a Jackie Robinson
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 11: day every year, and technically everybody wears number Jackie Robinson.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 13: 42.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: 69.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: No for the Juggalo. Yes for Sammy, no for Menace.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe Sammy.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I agree. I think Sammy's going to do it.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Sammy knows more about sports.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then no to the gentlemen.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, you swayed me. Yes to Sammy, no to Menace,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: no to... What's his? Oh, we don't know.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 6: Juggalo.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Juggalo. All right, Mark, what do you think? Yes or no?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: All right, question number one, DUIQ.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 6: Jackie Robinson played on what major league team?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Menace.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: Dodgers. Sammy. Dodgers. Dodgers is correct. Wow.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: Look at that. Also for the Kansas City Monarchs.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 7: That's right. The Negro League.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, let's see if the juggalo got the
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: question right. Let's see if Mark is on the board
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: here on the DUIQ.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 6: Jackie Robinson played on what major league team?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 12: Jackie Robinson.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: It was the Chicago motherf * * * ers.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 12: Are you a fan of the Chicago motherf * * * ers?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 17: Chicago White Sox.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: No, not the answer. But Mark, congratulations. You were on
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: the board. You got your first point. Here in this
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: round of the DUIQ, it's question number two.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 12: According to the phrase, there's a what born every minute.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: The original one.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 11: There's been a thousand different bastardized versions of this, but
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 11: the old P.T.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: Barnum.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: That might be apocryphal.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 7: Well, it's attributed to him.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: You've said two words so far.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to look up later.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 12: According to the phrase, there's a what born every minute.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: All right. Let's see. What do you think, Greg?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: I think yes to Menace. Okay, now I'm going to
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: cheat and look at Sammy.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: Yes to Menace, no to Sammy, no to the Juggalo.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: That.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 7: Same. Menace knows it. The other two, not so much.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: All right. Mark, what do you think? Definitely not. Definitely not.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: Question number two.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 12: According to the phrase, there's a what born every minute.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: Sammy Marino. A consumer? A consumer.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Menace.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: A sucker. Madness. How'd you know that? It's just, I
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 13: I know it.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: Which is the argument we always give you when you say,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: how did you know that? Why would I know? I
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: think it's in a song. All right. Well, Mark guessed
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: that the Juggalo would not get this one right. And
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: if that's the case, he'll be the winner on this
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: round of the DUIQ.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 12: According to the phrase, there's a what born every minute.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: A killer. A killer. A juggalo. A juggalo. That's not
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: the answer either. All right, Mark, congratulations. You are the
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: winner on the DUIQ. All right, man, congratulations. And thank
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: you so much for listening to The Woody Show. And
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: enjoy your prize. And have yourself a great weekend, okay?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: Thanks.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 13: You, too.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: There you go. There's Mark. And, yeah, there's no actual
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: attribution to P.T.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Barnum.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: He just says credited with it.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 7: Sounds like something he'd say.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: Do you understand that yet, Menace? Nope. Attribution.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: Apocryphal.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: Is it apocryphal? Nope. Do you know any ET guesses?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: You keep saying it.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Attribution. Which one first? Attribution. There are contribution, attribution. It's
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: similar to that.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: All right. Yeah. Like credited with.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 7: You've heard someone say, like, who do you attribute that to?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your contribution, your credit, like Greg said. Yeah. Like
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Greg said. Like Greg said.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 11: I will say, apocryphal isn't, the words that make that
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 11: up aren't as obvious.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: That I don't know. Question number three for the DUIQ.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 6: The Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were what?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Jesus Christ, I hope so.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: No to the juggalo, but yes to these two.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. I'm going to say the same. I'm
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: going to say yes to these two. Juggle no.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 7: I'm going to say yes to Sammy and no to
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 7: the gents.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: That's sad. Do you want to take a guess at
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: this one, Jeff? Do you think you're going to get it?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: No? All three?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: All three no.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: Wow. Sweep it for no.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: Rude.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: All right. Question number three. D-U-I-Q.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 6: The Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were what?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Menace.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: Chips?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: Ships, yes. Okay.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Bonus.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: I thought we needed more.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I can tell you more.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Associated with? Menace? She was about to say it. Come on, Sammy.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: First day?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 14: No one has said Menace until after you asked the question.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. She's just happy she knows it.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, the movie director.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: Chris Columbus. Christopher Columbus. That was his crew of ships.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: And went where? To Plymouth Rock.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: And what's another word for his crew of ships?
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 7: What's another word for his crew of ships?
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: Another word for his crew?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 7: Instead of saying his crew, his.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know. His gaggle of ships?
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 7: I thought this was right.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 7: See, best movie you can tell me. The Armada of.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: I would know.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: I would have said Fleet.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 8: Also, the Mayflower went to Plymouth Rock.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: I know. I was joking. Hey, guys. Thank you. Technically,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: Christopher Columbus was the first cruise to the Bahamas. And
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: looks like Carnival.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: OG Carnival.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: A lot of drama.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: 877-44-Woody.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: Let's see if our drunk juggalo got this.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 6: The Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were what?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 17: Them's were the ships that Columbus.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: Sailed all over. All right, this is fun.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: All right, give me another one.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, that's crazy.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: That's impressive. You guys showed me. Every once in a while, man.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: Miracles happen.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: Eat that, Jeff.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is a miracle.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: There's an ICP song, Miracles.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's there.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, remember Rainbows?
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: Magnus, how do they work? Magnus, how do those work?
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: I'd just like to say that I have swept. Thank you.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: How'd you know all that stuff, man? I just be knowing.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: But you weren't around in those days.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: More Woody Show. Yeah, so what is it? How did
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: you know if you weren't there? The Woody Show. All right,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: welcome back, everybody. Dude, sports parents are, I think, the worst.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: They're a little crazy. And it doesn't mean that just
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: because your kid plays sports that you are a sports parent.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: You know who we're talking about, right? We're talking about
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: the ones who are yelling and screaming. Yeah, once you
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: get ejected. And carrying on. Have you had a deal
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: with those people, Jeff? Your kids are both in basketball.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: That's my wife, actually. She's the problem. She's the problem.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: I can't sit next to her during games. I'm dead serious.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: I sit far away from her. She's a lot, you know.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: Has she been kicked out?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: She screams at the refs. She screams at the refs.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: She screams at everybody. Yeah.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's awful, man.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. parents, too?
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 16: She gets all defensive if someone says something about our kids.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 16: I'm just surprised she hasn't got kicked out.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: She's been cool and not got kicked out. I feel
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: like every once in a while, man, we need to
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: check in with Jeff. And almost like a therapeutic release. Because,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man. It seems like every day. What
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: was it you were telling me about? Something happened, and
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: no matter what you said, You know, she's never wrong. Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's Latina, so even when she's wrong, she's right. Yeah.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: That's just the way it works. You should know that.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: It was something crazy. Like, something you had no control over, but.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 16: Oh, well, yesterday at the airport, she swore that we
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 16: were going to the right place, and I kept telling her, no,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 16: it's over here.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: We've done this a hundred times.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's down this way, I swear. And,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: you know, it's hot.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 16: And so we're dragging five luggages to the completely wrong place.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 16: And then, you know, me, I have my glutton for punishment,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 16: so I hit her with, I told you.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: And that didn't help. That didn't help. Nah, nah. What
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: did she do when you said that? They forget about it.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: They forget about it, yeah. Did she swing? What happened?
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: Did she swing? No, no, no.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 16: But in the minutes, you know, because I think both
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 16: of our dogs eat the same kind of dog food, right?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 16: So it's packaged for them with their name on the
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 16: package and you split it like into fours, right? And
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 16: one of my dogs eats a considerable amount.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: More food than the other one.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 16: So we package them all in little Tupperwares and they're
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 16: color coded the whole thing. So I take one out
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 16: and put it for my littlest dog, and it looked
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 16: like a massive amount of food. And I said, did
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 16: you confuse these by chance when you put them together?
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: They probably put the wrong label on the bag. It's
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: not me. They did it wrong. They're the ones who
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: put the label on it. I know I did it right.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, are you sure?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 16: Because it looks like double the food he normally eats.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 16: They must have labeled it wrong.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, you clearly messed up. Just say you
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: messed up. It's okay. So you know what's funny, man?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've met Jeff's wife a number of times,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: and she's lovely. She's very- To you. She is.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: See?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: And this is why I feel like we are blood brothers.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: I think you and I are the same.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 7: Because you also have the sweetest wife, Woody.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: And dude, my wife, she means well, she does. But
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: when she puts the mean in mean to me, like
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: because she's the sweetest, the most like, oh, and just
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: over the top with everybody. And then it's like the
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: minute everybody else walks away, she kind of looks at
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: me and that smile just goes to a scowl. Yeah,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, like everybody's like, oh my God, your
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: wife is the best. And I go, isn't she though?
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: Because she takes out all the mean that should go
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: to other people, the mean that those other people deserve.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: And she'll be sweet as hell to them. And she'll
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: save it for me.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 7: Like to you or about them?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: Yes. I think she just takes all that and just
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: rechannels it to me.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 7: And if she's had a couple drinks, anything you say,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 7: she goes, okay, Woody.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: You've seen it. I've seen it. And you've seen it
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: in that moment.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 7: It's hilarious.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: Did I say or do anything in that moment?
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 12: No.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: Not at all. Okay, Woody.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 4: You probably deserved it.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 7: Or something else another time.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, you're as biased as she is. No.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. You don't crap on her.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: You don't crap on her. Dude, I'm telling you, in
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: those moments when that kind of stuff happens, it could
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: be something completely innocuous. And I just get, I go, what?
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: What's the look?
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's get her in here and get her drunk.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Get to the bottom of this. Dude, I feel you.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: That's all right, man.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: You learn. Menace knows what it is, too. Yeah, because
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: that's why I always argue. They're like, oh, you're like, oh,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: Nacho does everything for Menace. He doesn't do anything. He's
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: just a baby. I'm like, no, because if I try
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: to do something... I'm always doing it wrong, no matter what.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 10: So then I don't even fight it. I go, hey,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 10: if this is what you want to do and you
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 10: want to do it a certain way, you can do it.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: It's fine.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: And I've seen the spicy nacho come out where Menace
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: is just an innocent bystander. He's just hanging out, being Menace.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? And she's just dogging him. Yeah.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: And then when she gets crazy, then I go, guess what?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: What do I do? You leave. See you later. He does.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: He leaves her there. He's like, all right, I'm out.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: And she's like, fine, I'm staying. See you. Yeah. I'm
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: not like 20 years old anymore where I'm going to
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: go back and forth and argue about stuff. And it's funny.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: She gets that look in her face.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: She goes.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: Bye. I've seen it. It's so funny.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 6: No love lost.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: So I guess we all deal with it in our
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: own way, right? Yeah.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: Although, like, all I see is Gina being sweet to Andy.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen. I'm like, wow. And
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: I said, can't you be more like Gina? Wow.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: But she's so sweet to Andy that you think it's sarcasm.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 7: Well, Greg was like, hon, can you please? Yes, hon.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, thanks, hon.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 7: I mean, not that you don't love your spouses.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: We're talking about sports parents. Sorry, we got on a tangent.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: About how we're married to mean people.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 11: By the way, this has been studied to be true.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 11: Women start about 80 to 85% of disagreements or fights
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 11: in relationships.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: I believe that. That is the science. Says Vincent. No, no.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 11: It says that this was a study done about relationships
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 11: many years ago.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: I hate confrontation. That's where I went to digs, you know?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: I might be onto something, Greg. I know. Way better.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: So anyway, I got some audio here. This parent ran
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: out of the stands and onto the field and tripped
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: a little kid. To prevent the kid from scoring a touchdown.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 7: Damn!
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: This is a news report.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 15: A nine-year-old football player rushing for a touchdown. Suddenly taken
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 15: to the ground by an adult. There was a parent
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 15: on the other side of the field that just kind of,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 15: he looked like he ran full force.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: And just stuck his leg out.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 15: Claire Bernal says she saw it happen during Saturday's game
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 15: in Racine between the Case Eagles and the Milwaukee Colts.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 8: It's just completely abhorrent behavior from someone.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 6: Let's go.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 15: The player was not hurt, and witnesses told 12 News
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 15: they later saw police talking to the man after the game.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: He should be banned for life to me.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, at least.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: 100%. The video is so funny if you haven't seen it.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: It's not subtle in any way. Not at all. There's
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: no question what happened.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 7: Because of these idiots, there are signs now at kids'
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 7: baseball diamonds that say, coaches coach, players play, parents cheer.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 7: Because they're trying to coach and they're trying to play.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, my son, he will ref little kids' hockey games.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: And he said the parents are insane. He gets yelled at,
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: screamed at. And he's like, I'm barely making any calls whatsoever.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: Because they're little kids. You're supposed to just kind of
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: let them play. Unless something's super egregious. Or you're supposed
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: to keep control, keep the clock moving kind of thing.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: He's not calling everything that should be called.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 6: Of course.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: And these parents are freaking out as if there's a
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: scholarship on the line.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 16: The delusional parents that think their kid would never make
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 16: a foul.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: There's a scout in the audience. Question on the text.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: Do y'all live with Virgos? That's what it is.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what my wife's sign is.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be the Zodiac. Yeah. But there's a.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 8: No, your wife is not Woody.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you. It's December 20th. She's Aries, yeah.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 7: Andy's is the end of July.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: July what? End of July, yeah.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 7: July what?
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 6: 29th.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: 29th is Leo.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: What about December?
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 4: End of December.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: December what?
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 6: 28th.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: 28th is Capricorn. Sammy, why do you know all this?
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: And what about Nacho?
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 6: January.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: January. Six. Early.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: Capricorn. Same.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: No Virgos. Well, there goes that theory. Damn it. That's
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: out the window. All right. 877-44-WOODY. Text over to 22987.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back. Come on. Come on. Come on.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: Come on, baby.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. The Woody Show. So Gina's got a
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: game for us. And it's called Sounds Legit. So how
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: does it work?
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 7: Okay, so I found a couple Instagram accounts that reimagine
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 7: rock songs that we all know, but in a totally
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 7: different genre. So it's completely out of context. So I
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 7: pulled a few to see how quickly you can identify
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 7: the song that you should know, but it's just wildly off,
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 7: you know, format and out of context. So I figured
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 7: we'd let it play. We, you know, as many as
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 7: you want.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: So again, it's a song, a well-known song. Yes. But
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: applied to a different.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 7: Totally different music genre.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: Music genre.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 7: So just kind of, and we're just trying to figure
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 7: out what the song is.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: Okay. Identify the song.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 7: And so ring in your name.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 7: These are all AI. And you, once you know it,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 7: or you ring in with your name.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: You guys ready for a song? Number one. Yeah.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: Here we go. I mean, I know some people are
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: going to throw up when they hear these, but they're
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: pretty catchy. Great song. I haven't seen them for a while.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: Inner Vision and then another song, I think from the
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: same album. It's like this, uh steal this album i
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: think it's iea iaio underrated system of a down song
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: people always talk about this and like spiders and aerials
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: and stuff which are all great songs yeah those are
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: good byob great songs But yeah, all right. System of
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: a Down.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 7: Now you understand. These are songs you'll know.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 7: Totally different music format, music genre.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: Should I bow since I got that one? Do I
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 2: leave it up to everybody else now?
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 7: I wanted you to play, but yeah, maybe sit one out.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: I'll sit one out. I think if you get one right,
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: you got to sit the next one out.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 7: Okay, that's a good idea.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: Because you just might be too good at it. All right,
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: here we go. That sounds kind of cool. It does.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, got it.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: Of course. I'm trying to give Greg. Oh, my God. Oh,
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: my God.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 7: Let it play.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 13: Let it play.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 4: Three words.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: Three words.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: Greg, Faith No More.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: All right. What's the name of the song?
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 6: Got it.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: You got it, Greg.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: Epic.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 7: I kind of like this one.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: I like that beginning part. That beginning part is pretty cool.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 7: It's supposed to be like 80s, 90s rap.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I like that one.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: And it feels so good. It's like walking the glass. Yeah,
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: it's good.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 7: Are you back in, Woody?
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: That's not fair. I got that one pretty quick. I'll
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: raise my hand when I know I've got it. Got it.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 7: Sounds good.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: All right. Number three.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 13: Number three.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: Say your prayers, little one. Don't forget my son. You
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: include everyone. The game has something to do with the genre.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: It's do you know lyrics.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 7: I knew he'd get it. Well, everyone's real quiet.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I know the song.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: You all know this song. Menace.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 7: One point to Menace.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: What's the song? Sandman, Enter Sandman. You know I'm not
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: good with names of songs.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: This is so much harder than I thought.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 7: It really messes with your mind when you hear it
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 7: out of context.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: Sounds like it's on Hallelujah 1600. Oh, yeah. Great song.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: Can't wait to see them at the Sphere. Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: That's going to be a badass show.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: That's going to be good.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 7: No, they're going into next year.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: It starts in October. Wow. Yeah. I would see that.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Great.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: That's how that works. All right. So I got one.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 2: Greg's got one. Menace has one. We'll see how long
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: we'll take the rest of the room. So Seabass, Sammy.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: I've been in my head chapping each time.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 17: All right.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 7: Feel free to participate.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: Because I want to let you guys play. Okay. All right.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 2: We'll see how that works out between Sammy, Seabass, and
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: Jeff G. And we'll do that.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: I know the answers.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 15: All right.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: We'll do that right after the break.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: Some feedback from round number one. Fun game, Gina.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, good.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: Who are the cover artists? Well, that's the thing. They're
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: all generated by AI. Roblox. I mean, Gina didn't generate them. No.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 7: I found them on Instagram.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, this is a cool game, Gina. I like it. Good.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: And this game just proves that no one knows lyrics
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: except for Woody, which is weird because here's the thing.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 4: You said you're not a lyrics guy.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: I'm really not, but Faith No More, System of Doubt,
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: these are all songs I've played a billion times on
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: the radio. And especially that first part, like where the
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: song first starts, like the first couple lines of any song.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 7: That's what you know the best.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: Because I've heard those songs. He has to stop talking
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: when they start talking. Exactly right. We call that in
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: the industry the post. Yeah, I'm the postmaster general. Anyway,
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: we brought in, since Jeff G already knew the answers,
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: he helped Gina put these clips into the system for
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: this next one. So I guessed one already correctly. Greg
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: guessed one, Mena guessed one. So we're out.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: So we're out.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: So this is between the three people who are still left,
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: which would be Seabass, Sammy, and then Dumbass Tyler. All right.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 4: D-A-T.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: D-A-T in the building.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 7: Good matchup.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: All right. So clip number four. Again, this is a
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: cover of a very popular song generated by. That you
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: all should know. Artificial Intelligence. And you ring in with
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 2: your name when you think you know it.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: Hello there. See you, Bess. See you, Bess. That is Blink-182.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: Whatever the name of that song is. I gave you
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: the artist, though. Yeah.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 7: I actually kind of love this.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: I miss you. It's I miss you, yeah?
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 6: Let it rain.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there we are again.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: All right, so Seabass, you're out.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 7: Tyler, I thought you'd get that.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: No, I had it on tiptoe. And yeah, can I.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 8: Say, if I was able to take the time to
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 8: sing out the entire lyrics on my.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: Own, I would have got it too.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 7: That was kind of cheating, but I didn't know if
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 7: anyone was going to get it.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 7: I don't hate the 80s version of that. Don't at me.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: All right. Next one. This is between Sammy and Dumbass Tyler.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: Song number five. See that?
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is so, come on. You will get it.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: I'm lost.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, the 80s.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: Tyler.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 4: It's Paradise City, Guns N' Roses.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 7: I mean, you did say it at the same time.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, you did?
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 2: I couldn't even hear her. Yeah.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 7: He likes the funk version.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: I haven't heard that song in a minute, but yeah.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 7: I proposed something for the last song.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: We just leave Sammy hanging out there until she figures
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: it out.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 2: She gets singing all day. We get to hear her sing.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 7: I don't think she's going to get it.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 4: You don't?
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 7: What if we have the quote unquote best?
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: Well, let's try.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 7: What if Seabass and Greg?
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 2: Well, no, let's just try. Let's just try for Sammy.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: But I do want to go home today. Good luck
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: with that. All right, Sammy, you're on. Here we go.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: All right. Something takes a part of me.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's so easy.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 5: Something lost and never seen.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: Every time I start to believe. I doubt she's ever
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: heard you. That's what I said.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 4: It's not a good idea.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: She has.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: And by the way, Woody knows the lyrics to all
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 2: these songs, not just the beginning.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 15: But he's not a lyricist.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: That's all possible. We know this, Sammy.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 7: What are you singing it for, yeah?
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone does.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 7: I try to every night all in vain, in vain.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: 2002? Is that about right? No, this is like 98.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: The name of the album is Follow the Leader.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: Can I.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 7: Give her a strong hit?
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: 98 is correct.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: Of course it is. Did we hit the chorus? I
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: don't know. We have to replay it. What's the hint, Tyler?
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: The band is named after a vegetable.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's a good hint.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: That's not a good hint. Your body doesn't really digest it.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: Corn is a grain out of vegetable.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 7: That's what I said.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 2: Corn, freak on the leash.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 8: But I would never know the.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 13: Lyrics to the song.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 7: This is not me at all.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 13: Exactly.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: I tried. I tried to exclude you from that one.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 5: I know you did.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 7: But I'm glad you got to hear that.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: Either way, fun game, Gina Graham.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 6: Love it.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: Insensitivity training. Well, that's going to do it for this hour.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: That's going to do it for today's show. That's it
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: for the week, everybody.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 3: It's time for another weekend.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: Who's ready for a week?
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, slightly.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: I'll make this quick. Anything you missed today or this week,
• 1:47:52
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• 1:48:04
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  Speaker 2: show Greg Gorey. Yes, Woody. Impress us with some parting
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: words of wisdom, please.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 4: Well, if it's true that alcohol really does damage your
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 4: short-term memory, imagine the damage that alcohol could do.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just imagine. Think about it.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey. Do it. Thank you
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: so much for giving The Woody Show some of your
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: valuable time this week. You know we love and appreciate
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: Catch you back here on Monday. Have a great weekend.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: SMD double M. Bye. Have a great Friday, you motherfucker.