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Russell Goes To The Dentist - I've Never Had A Filling · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: It's too early.
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  Speaker 2: Too early?
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  Speaker 3: Too early for what? It's too early for this.
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  Speaker 1: I swear the first rule of.
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  Speaker 2: Dental school, and all the dental students, the future dentists,
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  Speaker 2: are in the lecture theatre. Day one, the lecturer stands
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  Speaker 2: up and said, the first rule is, not until every
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  Speaker 2: single instrument and utensil is inside the patient's mouth, Do
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  Speaker 2: you start a conversation?
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  Speaker 3: Did you go to the dentist yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: I went to the dentist yesterday. My dentist is great,
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  Speaker 2: but I've got suction things and I've.
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  Speaker 1: Got clamps and I've got all this sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: At least three hands. And everything's going on and then
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  Speaker 1: the conversation starts.
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  Speaker 3: Why do they do it?
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  Speaker 1: They know. I mean, they know we can't talk. Have
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  Speaker 1: you been flossing?
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  Speaker 3: Well, no.
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  Speaker 2: What, do I blink three times for yes and four
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  Speaker 2: times for no and six times for help, call triple zero?
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  Speaker 3: I don't... I mean, seriously, it's obviously some kind of
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  Speaker 3: dentist in joke.
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  Speaker 1: This is the thing.
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  Speaker 2: This is the first rule of dental club is talk
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  Speaker 2: to the patient when the mouth is.
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  Speaker 1: When they're completely incapacitated.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: So, but it, you know.
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  Speaker 3: There's only so much you can say with a thumbs
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  Speaker 3: up or thumbs down.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a new machine too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's got a new, you know how
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  Speaker 1: they do the polish? Machine that goes big? Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's an even higher pitch than I remember.
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  Speaker 2: So it's even more terrifying.
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  Speaker 1: You're telling me my teeth are good, but why is
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  Speaker 1: that sound so distressing? Like the guys that made the
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  Speaker 1: Saw movies. Yes. Sounds like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Oh, it's just, thank God my teeth are good.
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  Speaker 2: I walked out, I got a clean bill of health.
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  Speaker 2: He was very, very happy, which is quite amazing for
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  Speaker 2: a set of chompers as old as mine are.
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  Speaker 1: I've never had a filling.
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  Speaker 3: You've never had a filling?
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  Speaker 1: Never, ever, ever had a filling. Oh, okay, wow.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: It was a little bit of a chip.
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  Speaker 2: On my tooth that they put a little cap on, um,
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  Speaker 2: you know, a few years ago, but that's the nearest thing.
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  Speaker 1: Never had a, never had a, uh, gingivitis is all good. Ginger.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I knew if I threw that word at you.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, why should I be the only one who has
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  Speaker 2: distress about going to the dentist?
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  Speaker 1: I'll share my pain with you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's terrifying. I didn't go for years because I
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  Speaker 3: was so scared, but it's come a long way. However,
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  Speaker 3: they do still like a chat. They don't understand it
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  Speaker 3: because they do know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then, of course, when they take everything out,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing left to say except, oh, very good.
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  Speaker 2: We'll make you another appointment in six months. It's just cruel.
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  Speaker 2: That's a little gag for the dentists.