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Nectar Collectors | Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #121 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a while, my friend, I know it has.
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  Speaker 1: We've had a fucking gang of episodes in between, just
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  Speaker 1: us US boys yaking.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I remember the last time we recorded, I
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  Speaker 4: guess last week and we record with Lamar last week.
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  Speaker 1: No, but I'm saying, just the two of us building
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  Speaker 1: castles in the sky, it's been a while since we
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  Speaker 1: fucking really got busy. It's fucking sick to have you's
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  Speaker 1: sick to have just me and you time.
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  Speaker 5: I know too.
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  Speaker 4: But it's fucking nine hundred degrees in.
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  Speaker 1: Here, and it smells like ball sacks, probably just like
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  Speaker 1: the six ball sacks that are in this room, just
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  Speaker 1: wafting directly at us.
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  Speaker 4: Why is it so hot ac in here?
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  Speaker 6: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: They just gave up Chicago B Yeah, I really think
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  Speaker 1: they did.
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  Speaker 4: It's hot as fuck. Yeah. How's it going? Pretty good? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: But to just say, how's it going after we just
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  Speaker 1: a whole other show together?
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  Speaker 4: I know, for two hours? I know, but that will
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  Speaker 4: be a nott of thing soon. Soeah, maybe the quality
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  Speaker 4: of these wolf skyrockets.
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  Speaker 1: If we're wasting all of our good homophobic takes on
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  Speaker 1: the act, I know, bring them home a home.
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  Speaker 4: Had nothing to say, we could.
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  Speaker 1: Just reiterate how fucking gay pride is.
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  Speaker 4: Ride's crazy.
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  Speaker 7: Dude.
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  Speaker 4: I took the train back from DC yesterday and I
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  Speaker 4: got in and I took the train. All the roads
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  Speaker 4: were closed. I'd take the train from one ahand to
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  Speaker 4: my to seventh or to Christopher And then I got
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  Speaker 4: out and there was like a thousand people on the
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  Speaker 4: street still and it was like seven o'clock. Damn. And
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  Speaker 4: then they stayed out there until two am. Damn. My
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  Speaker 4: super went out and yelled at them at one point.
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  Speaker 1: Can do just flash penis during Pride?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I didn't see any penis. I just
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  Speaker 4: saw like some girls with like the largest tits I've
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  Speaker 4: ever seen in my entire life, really like hanging down
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  Speaker 4: to their knees.
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  Speaker 1: So beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so super beautiful. That's like whatever. That's what it
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  Speaker 4: all was. It was like girls with like buzz cuts
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  Speaker 4: with massive tits. Pride has I say at least what
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  Speaker 4: was on this I was on the subway, dude. I
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  Speaker 4: think those are called lesbians. Yeah, that's what it was.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think it's girls. A straight girl's cosplaying is
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  Speaker 1: gay and lesbian.
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  Speaker 4: No, those girls were definitely lesbians. But there is a
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  Speaker 4: lot of straight girls that cosplays like I'm an ally.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, who aren't. I'd never see their ally ship the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the year. No, I'll never see them do shit.
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  Speaker 4: It's just because it's like a ford them. It's a
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  Speaker 4: day where they can go get fucked up on a Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: But when it's time for the penis straws to come out,
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  Speaker 1: these guys come flocking out of the left. Exactly, these
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  Speaker 1: girls come fucking rushing out.
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  Speaker 4: I say it on the yack. Yeah, every gay dude
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  Speaker 4: rolls with a pack of thirty straight girls.
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  Speaker 1: It's insane. Or I think some of the girls like
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  Speaker 1: aren't even tether to a gay guy. I think they're
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  Speaker 1: like searching for a gay best friend. Yeah, it's like
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  Speaker 1: the best day of the year to find your gay
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  Speaker 1: best friend.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's true. That's fuck. You need some sort of
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  Speaker 4: drug that you can snort, and the gay boys come
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  Speaker 4: crawling in, just fake powders. Yeah, they love their drugs.
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  Speaker 4: It was crazy, though it looked fun with a good time.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone was celebrating.
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  Speaker 1: What other drugs do they do in other than cocaine?
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  Speaker 4: Popper's molly?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, oh yeah, Moley. I feel like Popper's
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  Speaker 1: not even a drug.
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  Speaker 4: I've never done it, but I know that gay people
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  Speaker 4: love it.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't even Yes, it really is so light, like
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't even do shit.
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  Speaker 4: Probably whippets.
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  Speaker 1: That's also barely a drug to me. Anything that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: last that long. But cocaine, I guess, doesn't last that
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  Speaker 1: long either.
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  Speaker 4: DMT doesn't last long. It doesn't MT last for like
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  Speaker 4: five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Like fifteen minutes. Yeah, the gays just off DMT in
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  Speaker 1: the shadow room. Yeah, experiencing some Native American signature, some
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  Speaker 1: fucking weird ass designs. Yeah, it's kind of sweet, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I was out there, but I just couldn't
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  Speaker 1: bring myself to fucking rock with the gays like that.
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  Speaker 4: Do they not have a parade in Brooklyn or is
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  Speaker 4: it only in Manhattan?
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  Speaker 1: They had one in Tennessee. I was still in Tennessee
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  Speaker 1: when oh yeah, over the morning the whole fuck o
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  Speaker 1: kidding most of them. Most of my family's gay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you had a lot of gay in your family.
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  Speaker 1: My dad's are gay. No big deal, dude, I was.
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  Speaker 4: I was at the sex toy shop this week. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we gotta talk about that. That's funny.
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  Speaker 1: I was at the fucking sex toy shop. This where
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  Speaker 1: you go, there's like no sex toy shops around. I
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  Speaker 1: was fucking bouncing around because I smoke shops. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all the fucking sex toy shops turned into fucking bomb
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  Speaker 1: shops and fucking we dispensaries. But it was Gillian Wallow's
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  Speaker 1: or it was Wallow's birthday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was kind of like both of their birthday. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They definitely like a split birthday party.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or just anytime they celebrate one guy, they celebrate
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  Speaker 1: both the guys. Uh and Gilly and Wallow put me
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  Speaker 1: on the text chain saying like it's it's it's our
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  Speaker 1: birthday come through, and Uh, I called Gilly on the side.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what should I which I get Wallow
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  Speaker 1: and he was like get him some gay shit yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, He's like get him
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  Speaker 1: some fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Say said dildos, okay, because I was like maybe he
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  Speaker 4: meant like, just get him something funny.
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  Speaker 1: Funny's not gay and gay's not funny. There are both, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: But Uh, I went to the I tried to go
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  Speaker 1: to the sex shop on there's like twenty third and six.
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  Speaker 1: There used to be one called video video that I
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  Speaker 1: like had seen before. But I went and it was
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  Speaker 1: all locked up. Then I went to try to go
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  Speaker 1: to another one that was on like twenty seven side.
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  Speaker 4: Pickup during the pandemic, Herb's side picking up a massive dildo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to call ahead like an Applebee's. It's
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  Speaker 1: just like the fifteen minute waiting for you to load
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  Speaker 1: in dildos. Went to another one, there was nothing, and
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  Speaker 1: I finally found someplace and I had to fucking buzz in.
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  Speaker 1: I had to like ring a buzzer, which means they're
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  Speaker 1: sex trafficking. Oh, like, there's no doubt that. There's like
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  Speaker 1: talking nows and fucking like people are wearing masks and
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  Speaker 1: like just sucking off one another.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I went to a smoke shop in Rochester, New York,
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  Speaker 4: and I had to buzz in. I had to ring
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  Speaker 4: the doorbell. Yeah, what is that They're doing something illegal? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: why would they love? Why would you have a store
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  Speaker 4: where you can't just walk in? But it was it
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  Speaker 4: was wet in Rochester the smoke shop, just like you're
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  Speaker 4: buying weed.
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  Speaker 6: Er.
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  Speaker 4: I was buying a vape. Damn. I walked in by No,
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  Speaker 4: they didn't sell them anywhere. And I walked in and
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  Speaker 4: it was like three dudes just ripping dabs sitting on
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  Speaker 4: a couch. It was like, not like the store paranoid,
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  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, just locked the door. The store was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was a massive building. It was like a house,
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  Speaker 4: but the actual store was like the size of this table.
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  Speaker 4: Like it was like a little stand with like a couple.
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  Speaker 1: Of vapes, just a tiny little stand. And the guys
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  Speaker 1: were getting fried off the davs. Dabs are If you
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  Speaker 1: told me that the gays were doing dabs, I pried,
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  Speaker 1: that's a hard drug.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they would have passed out way earlier.
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  Speaker 1: Daves will leave you in outer space.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever Have you ever hit a dab or anything?
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  Speaker 1: I almost did a da like a dab pen.
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  Speaker 4: I almost did, like one of my first time smoking weed,
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  Speaker 4: And luckily the kid's rig like wasn't working so we
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  Speaker 4: couldn't do it. He had like a nectar collector, like
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  Speaker 4: an electric one and act collector. It's like it's like
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  Speaker 4: a dab rig but it's like the bottom of the
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  Speaker 4: rig heats up and then you pretty much just dip
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  Speaker 4: it into the dabs damn, rather than putting the dabs
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  Speaker 4: on the top.
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  Speaker 1: That's such a good name for it.
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  Speaker 4: And we went to like this drug dealer in my hometown,
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  Speaker 4: and he was like, yeah, do you just want to
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  Speaker 4: rip this nectar collector? And we were like sure, yeah, definitely,
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  Speaker 4: And then it didn't work out because the nectar collector
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  Speaker 4: was electric and it wasn't charged, and then he couldn't
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  Speaker 4: find his torch. And I always think about how lucky
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  Speaker 4: I was that that didn't work.
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  Speaker 1: You would have been fast tracked to a panic attack
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  Speaker 1: for sure. And then like one time I did a
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  Speaker 1: dab in fucking on a Friday in uh in San Jose. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I was positive that I fucking lost my wallet
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  Speaker 1: for the entire weekend. I went the entire weekend without
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  Speaker 1: my wallet and then drove to Los Angeles like just
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  Speaker 1: being like I don't have a wallet for the week
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  Speaker 1: And I got to Los Angeles and I opened my
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  Speaker 1: bag and it was right there on the top. It's
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  Speaker 1: barely visible the entire time. And I just got my
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  Speaker 1: brain scrambled for like seventy two hours by this fucking
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  Speaker 1: dab Dude.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like they can get you bad. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 4: have you ever seen the video of the due getting paralyzed?
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  Speaker 4: Now you gotta actually paralyze. He's just sitting there. The
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  Speaker 4: video is like three minutes long. In the first two minutes,
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  Speaker 4: it's him just like this, just like staring and they're
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  Speaker 4: like they're like all shaking him and they're like yo, dude,
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  Speaker 4: and he's not moving at all. And then mentionually, someone
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  Speaker 4: just grabs his arms and moves them and then he
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  Speaker 4: snaps back into it. He's like, I was just fucking paralyzed.
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  Speaker 4: I was just yeah lost, I was just fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Paralyzed, and he was just sitting up drooling.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy. It's a crazy video.
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  Speaker 8: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's very funny. That's just a funny way for
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  Speaker 1: him to go out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I thought that video was like super big. I
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  Speaker 4: was trying to show it to people this weekend and
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  Speaker 4: no one, no one had ever seen it.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're already talking about dabs this weekend. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: going around.
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  Speaker 4: It is STAB season. I thought it was hazy out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah when it was all read in New York that
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  Speaker 1: just from some dude from the dabs from the Christening
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  Speaker 1: of dav Season.
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  Speaker 4: I used to be big into the dab culture, like
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  Speaker 4: when I would watch videos of custom grow for twenty
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  Speaker 4: and taking like one grad dabs and then just throwing
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  Speaker 4: up and sweating everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: It is like an ayahuasca ceremony. It's like so violent
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  Speaker 1: for the body to take a dab to.
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  Speaker 4: The coughs that he was letting outside of like he
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  Speaker 4: was like having like an extracism. He's like, Oh, it
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  Speaker 4: was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: What is your body trying to get out? Like, what
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  Speaker 1: is your body trying to get out when that happened.
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  Speaker 4: I'm assuming it's just because it's so hot, right, You're
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  Speaker 4: trying to like pink sock your organs.
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  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think you're just trying to get
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  Speaker 1: just trying to flip your body inside out because whatever's
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  Speaker 1: happening is so unnatural. Like heroin seems like a very normal,
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  Speaker 1: soft drug compared to that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, dabs are like hardcore. You need a fucking
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  Speaker 4: torch to smoke that.
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  Speaker 1: What happens when you do heroin on the street, you
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  Speaker 1: just like fall.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like if you ever hear down heroin coughin like that, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like a demon's trying to leave his body.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit is fucking It was a culture of
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  Speaker 1: people just like filming themselves doing it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, early on, and that was when the weed
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  Speaker 4: tubers were big. But then they all got shut down.
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  Speaker 1: Even before like weed was legal legal and even in
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  Speaker 1: like Colorado, like at the University of Colorado, all the
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  Speaker 1: kids would like go to like the campus square and
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  Speaker 1: at four twenty they let off one cloud like this
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  Speaker 1: is sick, one fat dab, this is fucking legendary, the
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  Speaker 1: last dab. So I went into this fucking illegal, fucking poor,
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  Speaker 1: no fucking yeah dab dab shop and it's, uh, it's
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  Speaker 1: like just one uh, just one fat like actually the
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  Speaker 1: big titty bugs buzz cut lady.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly exactly what you're talking about. This whole genre
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  Speaker 4: women just recently spawned. They only come out on Pride.
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  Speaker 1: Day, exactly when it's dab season. They come crawling out.
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  Speaker 4: Go back into Hollywood or Yeah, it's like a thriller
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  Speaker 4: music video, the zombies crawling up from below.
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  Speaker 1: Running dispensaries and sex shops and fucking So. I went
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  Speaker 1: into this the sex shop, and it was just me
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  Speaker 1: in there, and it was like two rooms of just
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  Speaker 1: like everything you could have ever imagined, and like, I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to buy the shit for a while, ow I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to look like I wanted to look preposterous for
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  Speaker 1: like when he opened it, like I wanted him to
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  Speaker 1: get something ridiculous, so off rip, I bought him a
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  Speaker 1: twenty six inch double ended black buildo of fourteen inch
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  Speaker 1: Caucasian penis water gun, a nice a nice vibrating cock ring,
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  Speaker 1: and some lace bunny ears. Oh, just a little gift
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  Speaker 1: bag for.
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  Speaker 4: No swing or anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna buy him the swing. Like I saw
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  Speaker 1: the swing on the wall. It was like in the
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  Speaker 1: same section as everything. But I just like, he obviously
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  Speaker 1: isn't going to use any of this, so I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to be like funny to say or hear, or
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  Speaker 1: like put on when he's like taking it out, like
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  Speaker 1: a big floppy dildo coming out, it would be funny
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  Speaker 1: to me, or like the penis the penis gun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just this big.
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  Speaker 1: White vany cock I feel like that'd be funny for
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  Speaker 1: him to or even have to read cock ring. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've envisioned him putting on the bunny ears and the
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  Speaker 1: lady fucking wrapped up the uh, the dildo like a baguette,
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  Speaker 1: like she didn't want anyone.
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  Speaker 4: To see it. She was like, you know, she knew
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  Speaker 4: that this was probably because it's not legal, Like when
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  Speaker 4: you got a fucking it was a weapon, tall boy,
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  Speaker 4: and they put a paper bag around.
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  Speaker 1: It was like an ar on the subway. Dude, I
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  Speaker 1: could have got arrested walking around like.
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  Speaker 4: Thirty six inch deal, it's a murder weapon.
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  Speaker 1: Really, I could have killed somebody. And like she was
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  Speaker 1: double wrapping everybody. She didn't want anybody to know. And
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  Speaker 1: as I was leaving, she was like, have fun at
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  Speaker 1: the party. Oh no, I didn't have the heart to
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  Speaker 1: tell her that, Like I'm making fun of your entire
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  Speaker 1: profession by doing this, Like I'm I'm poking fun at
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  Speaker 1: the massive dildo world.
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  Speaker 4: But no one's Is anyone actually buying those dildos and
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  Speaker 4: using them. I feel like those have to just be
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  Speaker 4: like I think they are, Dude, a thirty six inch dildo,
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  Speaker 4: I think people are using.
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  Speaker 1: And first off, it's double ended, so you can go
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  Speaker 1: ass to ass.
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  Speaker 4: But I but what so what you're still both taking fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Eighteen inches of eighteen eighteen inches of dick. You're fucking
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  Speaker 1: rearranging your gut. But I was just picturing Gillian Wallow
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  Speaker 1: like the hustler left looking ass. It just fucking melt
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  Speaker 1: up with it, and like I was, I was biking
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  Speaker 1: home with it, like fucking nikes. The dildo is swinging,
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  Speaker 1: and as I was crossing the Manhattan Bridge, the fucking
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  Speaker 1: bag ripped, like I had to like pull the bike over.
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  Speaker 1: There's nowhere to pull over. I'm on the skinny ass
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  Speaker 1: bike lane collecting the dildos and like the bag at
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  Speaker 1: back into my bag. I fucking got back home, fucking
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  Speaker 1: gift wrapped everything, and I texted Gilly earlier in the day.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, when should I be at this party?
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  Speaker 1: And he was like nine o'clock sharp. So I still
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  Speaker 1: didn't understand what the party was because it's at Ocean Prime,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: which is like a very nice, big seafood restaurant, and
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, nine o'clock he's saying sharp,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: So that makes me think that that's when Wallo's gonna
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: get there. So like I got that. I made sure
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: I was there at eight thirty. I got there early,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: so I was like, if there's a surprise, I don't
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: want to be getting there at the same time, ruining
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: the surprise. I got there at eight thirty. The place
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: wasn't even open yet. Oh damn it was, So it
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: was nowhere close to nine o'clock sharp, and I went
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: around the corner.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: I had to drink.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: At nine to fifteen. I got back in and I
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: realized that I had like fucked up big time. Dude.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: It was just like oh yeah, with the gifts.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: It was like a black wedding.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: It was like, yeah, see black excellence, like he Diddy party. Yeah,
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: what are you saying when he's got like Kevin Harden
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: fucking jay Z in a circle and they're.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: All imagine walking into a party and everybody's in like
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: floral three piece suits.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, wear what are you rocking?
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Like a fucking like a stupid like long sleeved t
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: shirt or something like like a fucking rabbit, like a
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: complete my scully. I had a fucking beanie and I
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: had this hat bro throwing me this hat, dude, I
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: had a beanie on. Yeah, I had this number on.
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: I walked in like dang.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I walked over there like a Muslim brother. I was
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: like a lake and they hit me with the selec
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: of salat.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: We're in Philly.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: That's a big muscle popular.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I was just wearing this hat walk. I don't know
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: why I was wearing it, but it looks sick, dude,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: and I just walked around this party and I realized,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: like it wasn't a dinner, It was like fucking three
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: hundred people celebration of life. And it was like I
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: knew literally zero people. It was like being at a
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: wedding and like being the only person you know that's invited,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: and you know the bride and groom, and I knew
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Gilly and Wallow and they didn't come until ten o'clock. Dude,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: so I'm walking with I didn't have the right bag
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: to put it in. So I had this like like Thanksgiving,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: like like a hay ride bag. It said like harvest
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: like it was like a live laugh love bag that
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I had a fucking bag at dildo fucking swinging out
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: of And I was the only person that brought a present,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: So I was like, where's the table to put down
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: like the presents? And there was no table to put
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: down the present. So I let the fucking walk around
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: this entire party fucking swinging these dildos. But then I
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: told I saw Gilly and I told him and he
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, I gotta get the microphone. He
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: was trying to do a dildo presentation in front of everybody,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: but he like when he said he was gonna go
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: get the microphone. He ran to the bar like I
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: was like getting drunk. I was like, man, I need
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: to I think I need to go.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to leave.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: So like I just rushed up to while I was
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: and I like just jammed the bag into his hand,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: didn't tell him what it was at all, And I
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: was like, just filming when you open it. So hopefully
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: there's footage out there somewhere of while just unsheathing these
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: fucking masterpieces. But uh, I'm a dude who's pretty comfortable
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: in most situations. This was one of the most awkward
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: times of my life.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: I say, someone else came in, like the other only
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: other person that brought a present came in with like
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: a fucking uh what was it? Like some luxury It
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: was like.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: A Fendy bag. He's like a like a massive Fendy
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: box or something. It's like everybody was on their like
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: extreme black excellence tips.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kevin Hart with the toast where he's like, yeah,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: every every every story of your book is a chapter.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: You decide how the next chapter would be written.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: It was like, damn.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: There was like a nice moment though, where they like
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: brought me up in front of everybody, and they like
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: gave me, like, uh that to throw you a mill
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I should have yeah, you know what I mean, the
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: same way that some of these guys at barstool got
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: the massive fucking bag for being part of the Barstool's
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: whole story, part of a million dollars worth of the
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: game's whole story. That was one of their first employees.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: But they like brought me up, like gave me a
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: big like we're gonna be rich forever, hug and fucking
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: uh while I like spoke extemporaneously for a minute about
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: about me very nicely.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: How many speeches were there the whole night. I imagine
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: it was just speeches the whole time. It was a
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: lot of speeches. What do you got.
• 19:42
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  Speaker 1: And put that into the Mica.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: God damn Bron. You should have just given that speech
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: word for word. No one would know. No one would know.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: And that's jay Z that that yeah acts like that.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: He was jay Z Diddy and Kevin Hart and they
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: act like It's like the Fire's speech too.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: That's just like word salad.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: You could tell that he's about to be on some
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: bullshit when he's like, I'm about to keep this very simplistic.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: First off, there's a more simple word for simplistic. Yeah,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: and it's simple. If you were going to keep it simple,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: you would have said simple, dude. He just made it
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: complicated for absolutely no reason.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got to get to one of those parties.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: It sounds awesome, isn't.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: That the one that Dave tried to get invited to?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Or No, that was Michael White.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Yoahn, No, that'd be so funny. I don't even know
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: how to ask to get David like, Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: It's like a briefcase and some like baggy suits.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: I gotta go to a fucking suit party at some
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: point in my life.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I know, I know.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: I was so excited you kissed. You didn't wear a
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: suit because you got good suits, and you showed up
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: in a fucking T shirt.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I should have worn a suit. I should have fucking
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: dressed it up. I just had no idea what it
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: was going to be like for his For the next
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: time they have his forty fifth birthday, I'll know exactly
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: what that way.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: You're gonna show up in a suit and everyone's gonna
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: be wearing just fucking T shirt.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: No, it's gonna be like an all white party. Come
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: into like a purple suit or something like that, looking
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: like an absolute asshole.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: It was my first crack at at uh Black Excellence.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and you were there and you got a speech.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: That's a pretty good successful first Black Excellence party. Yeah,
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: really good, give a speech about you.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: But I was like just I was like trying to
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: like make small talk with dudes because I was just
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: so self conscious of how white I looked and how
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I just like stuck out like a sore thumb. I
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: was just trying to just.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Been walking around like playing your King of the Dot highlights,
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: bumping into people, dropping my phone?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Is that my phone?
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Or is that me?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: But I also was like very conscious not to be
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: talking to the other white guy.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: That was cracking me up so much because if I
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: get caught at the table where it's just like me
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: and all the white people, it's just like I'm at
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: the white guy.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Tell you, dude, this is not how I want to
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: be a black excellent. Dude there, those weren't white white people.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Because OBS would always tell me about.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Like you said, they all had sharp at like damn Bilsarian.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Beards, their manicure. Dude, they look like they'd be a
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: co host on Joe Budden. They were it was a
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: crazy look. But OBEs used to talk about like, uh,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: some of the Diddy parties that he would go to,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: or like the fucking I forget what parties, maybe with
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: some kind of rock nation party. But he said that
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: like G Easy and m g K would wind up
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: like hanging out with each other. People would pair up
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: at their level and uh, like they were beefing at
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: the time, but they're like, man, we got to stick together,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: like two white dudes, like getting locked up and being
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: like we're fucking arian now.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Uh that was my main concern. That was my main fear.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to get like pigeonholed as like a
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: white who only communicated with whites and then that like that, especially.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: A black excellence. Black excellence, man, that's how you don't
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: get invited back, and that's shameful. If you don't. Let's
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: go shoot chopping totally me and you. I feel like
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: having the I feel like OBEs kind of has it
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: easier though, because when he's got the camera, it's like
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: everyone wants to get pictures taken up them, so he
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: just he's like busy, you can just be busy, and
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: he was just like yeah, yeah, like Champagne and ship.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: They're always they're all drinking champagne. Someone just yeah, they're
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: busy as hell. They're so fucking busy, dude.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: They're they're making text or they're making They can't do
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: this business over text.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: Hell, they have to do this face to face.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: You've ever seen the screaming at each other like the
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: agent from the Idol?
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I'll face fuck you. I'm gonna fuck your
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: dick hole. Have you been? Are you up to date
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: on the air on the Idol?
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: I thought you're talking about the air. I don't know why.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: I thought you were talking about air.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Oh that guy is funny too, Yeah, who is that
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: and who is that supposed to be? But it's Ben
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Affleck Yeah, and he's talking about like, of course I
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: got hur bees because you don't funk whatever.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I'm not up to date on the Idol
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I have watched the first episode, dude, I wish you would.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I saw the clip episode.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Oh god, I gotta catch up.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I watched ketch Up.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: I saw the clip of the dude who's like, I'm
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: a my mom's a doctor and he's like grabbing the
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: what's her name Joe's Joe's yeah, I don't know the
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: main character, and he's like grabbing her in the in
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: the Weekend's like, Yo, what the fuck are you doing? Bro?
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: And he's like, oh no, it's okay. My mom's a doctor.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: And he goes over and he has slash him and
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: he's like, fuck, what is the line that he says?
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: It's dudes. The whole thing is so fucking cringey. He
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: like kicks the dude out of the house. Yeah. Yeah,
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: and he's like what he just did was not okay, dude.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: I think The Weekend's probably been famous for so long
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: that he hasn't interacted with normal people and forever, and
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: that's like what he thinks the world is like totally dude.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: It's it's only getting crazy to the episodes that we're at,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: but it's crazy that it's already canceled too, because it's
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: getting to the it's like unjumping the shar Yeah, it's
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: like going backwards over the shark. Dude. It's it's getting better.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Uh spoiler alert. But in the fourth episode, there's like
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: she gets jealous and then she uh she fucks her
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: ex boyfriend. Oh shit, and the Weekend he like, they
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: just like cut to him downstairs crying. It's just fucking
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: like like really slowly, like his eyes are welling up
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: with tears.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: How could you do this to me?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: He like bangs on the She locks the door and
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: he's banging on the door like scream.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: They make him like turn into a loser by the
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: fourth episode.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Gonna stretch out your tight little pussy.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: You're stretching, understood, Tell me he's not stretching. How your
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: tight little pussy. It's like fucking people are like putting
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: on dog collars. There's like for their like kidnapping.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: He didn't right the show, though he probably did.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: He probably bringing it to him. I thought it was
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: a dude that did it or he or he directed.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: He's definitely directing it. I like how like afterwards they
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: have like the.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: What is it?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: What we got?
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Geez?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Tedro the trussy fucking ted Ro.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, it's so bad, but it's so entertaining. I
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: actually should really watch it.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: It's it's so entertaining. Yeah, it's like perfect entertainment. How
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: many episodes you think there are?
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Ten? Do you think they even.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Finish the next episode?
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Is the last episode.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, there's like five episodes and it's like.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Don't you do a fucking live stream.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: We gotta get in the gambling cave. We're just on
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: our phones. I feel like I saved the clip that
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I fucking tedro. It's it's maybe my favorite HBO show
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: that's ever come out.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: The fucking uh Succession reddit is they're furious.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Why because because people who watch Succession definitely think they're
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: like smart as fun.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's because Succession had the Sunday spot on
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: HBO and now it's fucking the idol. But what are
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: they gonna do?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Run back Succession? They would be better if you can't
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: experience both ends.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: This was the line, Oh no, not this one, but
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: this one's hilarious, the wrong one. That one's funny as fuck.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: She's like, you know what it is, I think you're gay,
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: and then he looks at her like.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: He says that to the ex boyfriend. The ex boyfriend
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: comes over, he's like ship faced. He makes the dude
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: do like four shots with him.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: He said, what are you a faggot? I fuck, I
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: gotta find this and I'm not gonna able to find
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: it though.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: You need to get back into watching this show.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've only watched it once, but I feel like
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: I got the whole gist of the entire show.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I can't I can't decide if like this is how
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: he actually acts in his like sex life. Like he's
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: tying people up with like jumper cables. He's doing exactly
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: this ship. Yeah, like the jumper cables and the dog
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: collars and like shocking people and stuff like that.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's probably brainwashed and doesn't understand what the
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: real world is.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: That Hollywood satanic shit. Yeah, that good old fashioned Hollywood
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: satanic ship.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Like he shows up at a fucking walk, like a
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: mile long driveway. He's at the fucking gate with a
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: trench coat on. It's like standing there waiting. It's like, dude,
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: no one, no one does that.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: But I think that there's real people in Hollywood that
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: are like this.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: And then later on it comes out that he's like
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: he has like a charge against him. Yeah, no, shit,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: the dude has like a kidnapping charge.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: A kidnapping charge.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: I thought you're gonna say like some sort of like
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: sexual assault or something.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I think he might. I don't know. I think it
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: was like he tied someone up, wouldn't let them leave
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: on some deep sexual shits.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but that's what happens when you walk into
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: the fucking dungeon with the Weekend. You got to expect
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: that to happen. What is his name in the show,
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: It's Tedro, Tedro. That's what happens, dude. When you mentioned
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: the Lions buck with Tedro.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: But then I saw a story this week that Nicki
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Minaj's whole neighborhood is passing around a petition to get
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: her and her new husband kicked out of the neighborhood
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: because he has like a rape charge, like a long
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: time ago or something like that.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: That's a bit one the the Ariana Grande fans love
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: bringing that up. Do they why they hate Nikki? Do they?
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Why do they stan Ariana bro I had no idea
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: that was beef. Yeah, no, I said this earlier. If
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: those those those fans, they if they have their they're
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: a fan of one person and they want every other
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: artist to die the most brutal, tragic death of all time.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: It's not even like it's not even like they just
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: they just like Ariana Grande. They hate every like everyone else.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Needs to suffer.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Like, dude, did you see this week that Taylor Swift
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: basically called off the dogs on John Mayer after thirteen years. Yeah,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: his life was probably in danger. Oh yeah, like they
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: were gonna kill him.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And now there's probably still people who are like,
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: someone put her up to this, like this is this
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: doesn't seem like Taylor. There's probably Taylor.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: There's probably like some Sri Lankan Taylor Swift fan. There's
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: like John Mayer must die.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he like definitely gonna kill Yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I'm most good drum mirror.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah there, did you see that?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just incredible like that. Her her reaches like
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: so international and they're fucking deadly. She's more powerful than
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: most leaders of countries. She made she makes like eighteen
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: million a show. Yeah, and she does like five shows
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: a weekend or whatever. Yeah, she's making like one hundred
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: million dollars every weekend.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't really understand how that works. I mean,
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming she plays a payout a shit a ton
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: of people. I don't know, she's probably she probably walks
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: with like seven million per show.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: If I had to guess, poor bitch's fucking agents man, unbelievable.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm assuming when you do a venue that big
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: it probably costs a lot of money to do it too.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: The Swifties should be going after her agent, her manager,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: the bookers. These people are robbing Taylor Swift right now.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: They're taking money out of our queen's pockets. And as Swifties,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: we need to band together and attack these people who
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: are getting rich off of her hard work, her songwriting
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: and her performing.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're right.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get that into like the Taylor swiftive,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: like just like a little SoundBite or something like.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: That out there.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't fucking get that in the
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I'll go and try and fucking rip that shit out.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: And here I was thinking that everyone from Barstool Sports sucked.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Finally some good Barstool Sports.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Employees cosplaying as Swift as yea, like somebody who was
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: like a Jewish dude pretending to be a Nazi is
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: trying to like escape Germany. I love Hitlo.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: To get the hell out of Dodge. Yeah, that's nuts.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: It's fucking like Matt Rife. Dude. Matt Rife sold out
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: the Chicago Theater eight times. He set the record I
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: saw somebody like over thirty thousand tickets.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I saw some dude tweeting the other day. Yuh, like,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: my my wife is desperate for Matt Rife tickets. Can
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: someone help this battle rapper? I mean, like, my wife
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: is desperate for Matt Rife tickets. I didn't know how
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: to tell him. Bro, she's gone, yeah, yeah, she's for
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: the streets, big fella.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's fucking huge, dude. He's gonna be the biggest,
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: the most successful comedian of all time, like highest selling comedian.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Ever off the off.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean he's probably pretty close to Dan Cook level.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Right now.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: How long has he been? Like huge dude?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Not that long?
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Probably, Like how do you a year he was off?
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: He was on Wow Out, he's been He's been like
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: known for fifteen years.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: He was very funny on Wowing Out.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: But he was he was fifteen, right was he? Yeah?
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: I think so?
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: Now yeah, I mean he I don't know.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I think that it's fucking huge. It's it's it's funny
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: because I think that a lot of comics resent him
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: for his crowd. They're like, oh, his crowd's women.
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: I don't think anyone should be worried, Like, I don't
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: think there's that many comics that are that worried about. Like,
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: if you genuinely think Matt Rife is a competitor, then
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: you're fucking delusional.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's smoking here.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: No one, no comedian on earth is bringing out twenty
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: eight thousand women to their shows.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Like, that's that's not a competitor. That's like a completely
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: different lead.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but let's see him going fully loaded. Yeah, let's
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: see how he'd be one in one of the nine
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: spots on fully loaded.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, crush on fully loaded in front of the fact probably, dude, Probably.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: He definitely would crush in front of the fat dudes.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Fat dudes aren't the ones resenting him. It's the fat comics.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fat comics.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Fat comics are pissed.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: I don't think that many comics are pissed. I think
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: it's a lot of like people who aren't success people,
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, people who aren't sucessful to get mad at
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: anyone who is successful. But it's like, dude, he's someone
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: who's so successful that it shouldn't even be like bought.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Like I understand if someone's like right around your like
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: range in your orbit. Yeah, but like he is in
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: a different friend He's not like, I don't think there's
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: any who has been who has had this much of
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: a grasp on female comedy fans.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Who else has jokes like Oh, you made me cookies?
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: That's adorable? Yeah, no one, No one has jokes like that. No,
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Like I'm not, I'm not like it's just like that.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: He has a completely different fan base, Like they're not
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: like these people aren't people that would be going to
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: normal comedy shows.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's he was?
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: He?
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Is he stuffing someone famous?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Right now? I heard word that he might be stuffing someone.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: I'm sure probably every famous person.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like Kate Beckinsale or some shit. I
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: I think he has a girlfriend.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Kate Beckinsale ship really yeah, Kate Beckinsale on.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: The doesn't sound like it's that low. Oh man, there's
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: a picture. I'm damn. Didn't she fuck Davidson too?
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I think she has a type. He's coming out like
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: a Palestinian woman who voted.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah he's the greatest dude?
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Is it Palestine? Who votes? Who voats? They dipped it
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: in the ink? Thoughts on Palestine? Sass? Well, we're I
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: don't have any how about how about thoughts on Russia
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: right now?
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: Bro?
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's going on with that? They're like they're overthrowing Putin.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: There's a dude who has a prisoner army.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just like, uh like bane in the dark night.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: It really is.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: He told the prisoners he's been just like crushing it
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: on social media, and he told the prisoners.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: He was like, six months, if you run, we will
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: shoot you.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: If you're still alive in six months, you have your freedom.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: They're like a damn kind of sick.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: A pretty good deal for that. That was the deal
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: for Putin, for no, for this.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Guy, for this dude who's running this revolution. Oh and
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: so Putin's pissed. He's like, you're fucking stabbing your Russian
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: brothers in the back. Yeah, he's salty. But they're going
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: for or Putin. I thought, no, they're going against Putin.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: They don't they don't want don't want to kill Putin.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: It's just still yeah, they're yeah, they're gunning for it,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: like the it's like a civil war. So now Russia
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: is fighting against Ukraine and they're also fighting against this
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: like prisoner army. It's like Dune too or some shit
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: like fucking like this.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: What are they trying to gain out of Ukraine War, I.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Don't know, just power. I think they're trying to destabilize
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: the u N so Taiwan can fall to China. Maybe
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: It's a smart play.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: I'm team Russia, are you?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Actually I'm team Putin more than anything. Dude, Putin is
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: a genius.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I heard the Putin has like houses in fucking Italy
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: off the bluff, Like why not just go to Italy
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: and chilling on the bluff overlooking like the Tranian.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Sea or whatever, Because, bro, once you get that power,
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: you think.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: They said the Putin used to dirty though that he's
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: not afraid to fight thirty since he has his little
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: fucking background.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's not doing anything you see going on.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: That's not what Putin's actually doing. No, he's doing some
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: nasty behind the scenes ship.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: He's probably on the fucking front lines.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: He's doing some Bill Cosby ship.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's riding a horse on the front like Stonewall Jackson,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: like a marching band. Yeah, he's just fucking drinking stolely
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: fucking riding a horse. Two big ass machine guns mowing
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: down Ukrainians. I cannot believe there's a war going on. Yeah,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: everything seems so chill. Everything seems so chill where I'm at,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Like one of the people who denies global warming.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: It's like, it's it's hot right now. It's hot as
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: shit in here. I can tell you there's not global
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: warming in here. So much thriving right in this room
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I know, Bro, the fucking underbreast sweat right now, it's
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: really spasm right now. But what are you about to
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: do this summer?
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Summertime?
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: First, this is our first official show of the summer.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: I know, I don't know what I'm gonna do. I
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: don't know what I'm gonna do for fourth of July.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: I think me and Calum are doing a show that night.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: I think we're gonna try and make it like fun.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: You and Callum fucking.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: Two peas in a pod. Can't break those guys up?
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, dude, you two get together, you start saying
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: some very very xenophobic stuff that's not true. Maybe just him, yeah, just.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Him, explore each other's bodies. Hell no, you should start
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Hell no, why we don't funk around with that ship?
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know what you was are doing over at
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: the fucking Gillian Wabble parties. But we don't really ride
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: What if I like left my credit card and I
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: like came back in and they were just like playing
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: with the fucking square guns going out.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they probably were. They were probably waiting for you
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: to get out of there. You know you got the
• 40:51
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• 40:56
  Speaker 4: No dildos, No dildos until this fucking journal unless Leeves.
• 41:01
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• 41:04
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• 41:05
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• 41:06
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• 41:10
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• 41:13
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• 41:19
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  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, I'm about to go to the beach this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: got nothing this weekend? Yeah, I'm gonna be down in
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  Speaker 4: Nice what are you doing? And then what so you're
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  Speaker 4: have no work next week? Well deserved.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to South Africa next week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard rumors that you're going the week after.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going from the sixth to the sixteenth.
• 43:58
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• 44:01
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• 44:03
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• 44:07
  Speaker 4: The nicest hotel in all of Africa? Yeah, how which
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: does this vacation costs? And we we kind of beat
• 44:13
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• 44:17
  Speaker 1: It's costing half half half a year of sasquatch.
• 44:20
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• 44:24
  Speaker 1: It's not bad, fucking probably damn near when it comes
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: down to it, what's really saving me is these upgrades
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: on the fucking uh on this delta flight, dude, Yeah,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: fifteen hour flight.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: But since I got this, since I since you're platinum,
• 44:40
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• 44:43
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• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Well I thought I was gonna get the silver, but
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• 44:53
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• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Really just need They don't care about the money.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the money doesn't even matter because like I like,
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: I'm any flights or I'm ten flights away from being silver,
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: but I already hit the money. So it's like I'm
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: probably gonna hit fucking six thousand dollars spent before I
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: hit where I need to hit. It's I got eight
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: thousand more miles.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to do a content series where we
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: get to Delta Diamond medallion status. Yeah, we just fly
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: around and fucking get our ship up.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: So how does it work? You get to you so
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: you get silver and then what happens at the end
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: of the year resets?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: It resets, Yeah, but you have it for the half silver,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: that whole status for the whole next year, and you
• 45:31
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• 45:33
  Speaker 12: Like I missed gold by like twelve k and I
• 45:35
  Speaker 12: had a reset, damn, But like you stick with silver.
• 45:39
  Speaker 12: So if I hit gold in like my diamond reset,
• 45:42
  Speaker 12: and I would have still what if you just.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Bought a flight?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: You have to fight it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: You have to fly it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: You can't buy it. Yeah that's so dumb, dude, isn't
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: that crazy.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna start taking flights from fucking Newark to
• 45:53
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• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Touch the wall, Yeah, just go across the country,
• 45:58
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• 45:59
  Speaker 4: All I need is twelve more I just need twelve
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: more wheels up in the qms.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, only twelve more mqms, which.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Isn't terrible, but I dude, when we had a layover
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: that counts as too. So I might just start flying
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: with layovers every.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Time, just severely inconvenience your entire lifestyle, just so you
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: could get this. That's what they want, that's what big deal.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: That's what I want.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: I want to beat Silver. Do I get upgraded? If
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: I get Silver or now you.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Can get some stuff, but at the end of the year,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you have to like opt into all these things or
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: when it switches over, you have to opt in.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: So what did you opt into?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Like you get you can It's like three or four things,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: and one of them was international upgrades. So it's a
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: fifteen hour fight. I'm gonna be fucking horizontal the entire time.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but you but you get upgrades every single flight,
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: like you get upgraded constantly. How did you manage to
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: get that to happen.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: How did you want being that's just being diamond. They'll
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: like put whoever like first, so you'll never lose diamond. No,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: next year, I have to I have to earn diamond
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: again this year.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: So how many flights you have to take? Like a thousand?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: What do you mean this year?
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: No, you earned it, So I earned it last year.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: So I'm about to earn it again just by fucking
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: being a road warrior.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: But you don't even I feel like I traveled more
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: than you. Maybe not. Maybe how many mqms do you
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: have this year? Mook's fucking Mook has like the spirit uh,
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Mook's Spirit Platinum.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the sun Alliance.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: I saw a new one on the frontier. It is,
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: So what do you do you do? American? I swear
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: you did Delta for so long? Yeah, I guess I
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: did that too. Yeah, that was such a mistake. I
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: did that for like a year straight of all flying
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: every weekend. I just was using price line.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. But then also this flight to South Africa
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: is going to count towards exact Well, you're already at
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: silver this year.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Past that ship over here, you have four hundred and
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: twelve thousand miles? What is that a flight around the world?
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: I think that?
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I mean I I was in the same as mook.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't count them for a long ass time.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: I'm not even gonna talk about your mqds.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: What's the MQD big baller shit?
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: What?
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: We spent ten thousand dollars more than me this year
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: on flights? This is this year? How How have you?
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: How have you done this? I fly just as much
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: as you. How have you? How do you have forty
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: one thousand miles? I have sixteen thousand. I've been to
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: La like three times this year, definitely went to Brazil. Yeah,
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: and you have twenty four mqs's what is even mqs?
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Wheels up, wheels down? Bro?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds about right. There's something that didn't even count.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: I gotta call them on No, you have four pending? Dude,
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: This doesn't make sense. You're scamming the system somehow. How
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: do you have twenty six thousand miles pending?
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Because I'm about to go to South Africa?
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, I see, And you're so you're gonna hit
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: gold So you do, You're gonna hear You're gonna hit
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Delta medallion fucking weeks in weeks and I'm not even
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: gonna hit silver. I have eighteen to get to silver.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Yego, what are you at? You gotta you gotta download
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: it now, bro, start from the beginning.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: This is crazy. Where are you going?
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you South?
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: How do you have this much shit? I'm going to
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: South Africa? But without South Africa, you still have forty
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: five thousand.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like flying to like Los Angeles for like a
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: day for the papev show, coming back, flying to Los
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Angeles for a day, flying to like fucking dude random
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: ass places for like a day. I was in Tennessee
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: this week, and I'm flying every single week.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: You bastard. I should have flown to fucking DC. I
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: shouldn't have driven. Why are you getting better, bro? Because
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: I want to be fucking gold or at least silver.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: How could it's so hard to get to silver? I'm
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: a road warrior, fucking me. You have some sort of
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: like boosted XP thing. I got the boots, I got
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: the turbo boo.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the NOAs I hit the nose every
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: time I get the double XP. Goddamn dude, your your
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: buffalo bills are in some controversy. Right now, why did
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: you see this?
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: What Diggs?
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: Uh? No, the.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: No, it's not Diggs. It's not old Digsie.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: It's not Diggsie.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Coming back to it's uh the dude, Jordan Poyer, the
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: uh the safety. He was having a charity golf tournament
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: and he decided to have it at Trump National where
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: like Trump's course in Florida, and the entire internet was like,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: fuck you, you piece of ship out there.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: You do your charity there.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: And so they they like browbeated him to the point
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: where he had to cancel the charity event. He like,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: can't have the charity because they were gonna do it
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: at Trump's uh golf course or whatever. Damn and uh
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: he had to like post about it. But all the
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: boys from the Bills, especially Gabe Davis, are in his
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: comments being like those who matter don't mind, and those
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: who mind don't matter. Just fucking yeah, the Bills are
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: fucking locked in all together. But it is funny that the.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: We're pushing through it, man, Yeah, we're doing a little
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: we're doing a little fucking uh pr they're just like.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Targeting like the black football players and being like, you
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: guys are biggots.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's hilarious.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Guys are having a charity event at Trump's course, you're
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: a bigot.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: They probably because where is it? Florida? Yeah, Buffalo to Florida.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, how many fucking miles is that? Oh, they're
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: probably trying to get ms. They're probably trying to get
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: to Diamond.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Mqms are probably insane on the Florida Florida Dude, you
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: just got a guy else?
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Would you go to Florida?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: We need to start getting on the We need to
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: start getting on the Andrew Schultz wave. Dude of all
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: the whole taking the whole podcast to Morocco or whatever.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: The son of a boy dad from Merrickashue.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: All right, bro, just fucking hurt myself on the cactus.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: At the actus.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Uh, what happened to the gift that we got from
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: war Mode?
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: I know the salt lamp. I've been thinking about that
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: as well. I heard that someone took it.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Oh fair enough, Oh no, someone stole that.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: We're we're fucked.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll we'll find because everybody it's like a little
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: fucking hoarder's pit every single day, and those bins, there's
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: just people coming up from the third floor digging through that. Yeah,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: my old clothes that I didn't even need to give away.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: They threw out a sweatshirt of mine and I was
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: really pissed about it.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Of just your sweatshirt that you always wear.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was my salesperson wearing it. Yeah, I was pissed.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know who has it my black it was
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: a black one, but uh, dude, I was looking with
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: all these bins that like everyone's putting their ship in
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: to be like, don't throw this stuff away. Yeah, for
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: people that are saying in New York, I won't name names,
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: but some one I looked at someone's been and there
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: was just straight up just trashing it. It's like empty
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: coffee cups and stuff. Manny, I'm not gonna say Frank,
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: not gonna say vibs, not gonna say definitely not vibs though, so.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Glenny or Frank, Frank would have put trash in. I
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: know that he's a tidy guy. Yeah, Frank's so fucking funny.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: When I got bombed in Nashville this weekend, I just
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: like put on Frank the Tank videos watched him until
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I fell asleep.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, how was Nashville fun as hell?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Wasn't as funny as when we were down there.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Now I was missing you, Bro, I would I had
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: to hang out with Tommy Smokes the entire weekend. Kind
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: of a buzz kill.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's like a good time though, gott have.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: A little bit of a buzz kill. This girl kept
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: on coming up to Tommy being like, uh, I don't care,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: but like everyone keeps on coming up to you, so like.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: What do you do?
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: That shit is so annoying.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know who the fuck you are, Like my
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: boys do, so what are you? Yeah? Yeah, and they
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: like won't leave it alone.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: That's the worst time that happened.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: That happened to us in a mid Minnesota with that
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: at that karaoke bar. What happened? Oh yeah, coming up
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: kept on coming up to us, What do you guys do?
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: And you kept on saying you work on Wall Street?
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: And then that dude tried to fucking kill you. And
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: while he was the problem, Yeah, while I was through.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: He cracked the fucking tile with the guy's body.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: You were just completely joking saying you were because you're
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: wearing a suit and you said you I work on
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: Wall Street And he was like he was like, you're
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: the fucking problem in this country. Yeah, he was like
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: so much money into Wall Street and got nothing out
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: A tiny drunk man.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, birthday and like.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Emotionally disturbed.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: It was his birthday too.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Whoever molested him, dude, I.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: Know they did a hell of a job.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: They did a number on him.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: It did a perfect word.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: They got him right, it's lasting. Whatever they put in
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: his head is lasting.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: I gotta go their penis. I gotta get on the
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: road this weekend. I can't afford to not be flying
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: every weekend.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Now I go come down to Jersey, come down to
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: South Jersey.
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: Not flying to South Jersey. Or do you fly to Newark?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Just skip a little bit of traffic. I go from
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: JFK to Newark. Skip the traffic, especially on a holiday weekend.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: You gotta skip that traffic. Oh yeah, fly out to
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Montalk on one of those planes that lands in the
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: East River.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Sesna. My buddy flew into Sesna.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: It looks spooky, but like they're flying in every fifteen minutes,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: So it's like if it's that frequent, like I guess
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: they're not crashing. But that is a dicey ride.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Dude, my buddy Bow's in Alaska right now, and he
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: sent me a picture of other day that he just
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: has a twelve gage shotgun just in his room. They
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: gave him. He has a twelve gig shotgun in case
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: you get bored and kill yourself. And he has a
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: glock and like it. Dude. It's not like in a
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: city a locker or a glock block. It's not like
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: in a safe or anything. It's literally just leaning up
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: against his window because it's for bears.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: So it's it's ready to go.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: That's in his cabin. And then he has a pistol
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: that he has to carry with him when he's fly fishing.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: No way. Yeah, I wonder if he's seen any bears.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: I haven't really talked to him.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: A bear still fuck him up, dude.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: I feel like a bear, a bear could eat a
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: lot of shots from.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a tiny little like hand gun like that would
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: just make the bear ornery. Yeah, you have to seduce
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: the bear.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it's the sound.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: You have to give.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: A sound probably gets them. Oh yeah, smell this. Yeah,
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: I'd love to see a bear.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I would could have seen one in a pride brother.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Maybe I have you all go out to South Africa
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: with you next week?
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: You should bro Yeah, just like for the flight though,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: but you're sitting in like the shitty part of the plane.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Hell no, why would I be sitting in the shitty park?
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't have the points to be laying
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: down the entire time I'm going to be staying.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Buy it?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I think, dude, that it's prohibitively expensive. How much I
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: bought the regular ticket and got it upgraded, So.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: How much is the regular How much is the normal one?
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: Like twenty thousand bucks?
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Probably?
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah? What what kind of plane?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Is it? A three?
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: When I see to Cape I bet it's either an
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: A three eighty or about seven seven seven triple seven.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I'm expecting to have like a suite where they give
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: me like a bathrobe or some shit.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: Like what the flight number is? Can I look it up?
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: What?
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: I want to see what plane it is, because if
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: you're flying like an Emirates or it's Delta, it's not Emirates.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: It's Delta. I'm flying to Atlanta first and then I'm
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: flying to straight the Cape Town. So for fifteen hours,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I'm flying from Cape Town to Atlanta I'm leaving at
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: night and I'm landing the next night.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Oh that sucks.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's ten thousand dollars for one way.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: What what? What is it?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Delta Delta one?
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah? What kind of plane is it?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just I'm just searching a random one.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: It should oh and this one has two stopovers, so
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: probably be it.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Should say on the board. Do you look at boarding
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: pass or like the flight information yet or no? I
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: really want to know what?
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: What?
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: What?
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: What plane you're flying in?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, bro, I'm trying to look it up
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm doing a fresh search.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: All I need is the flight number.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: K L five nine five would be one, it would
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: be it's typically d L. This one looks like it's
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: a different airline or something like that. Oh and this one,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: but this is two stops. I'm doing a single stop.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: I was trying to go right there, Come to South
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Africa with me, Come come on a safari, bro, you
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: thought the wildlife was sweet up in Iceland. I'm trying
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: to see the big five.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, KL five nine five, I don't think that's you man.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: That's from Amsterdam to Cape Town.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, what's that one? That's like one of the legs,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: or that that's just like a different flight than I checked.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not telling you my actual flight number.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: You don't have to to, just like just type it
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: in so I can look it up. Why why do
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: you care so much? Because I want to know if
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: you're flying on an A three eighty I've always wanted
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: to part of the.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the flame.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: What do you think is gonna happen? Someone's gonna fucking
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: blow up your plane if you tell them the flight number?
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: All right, let me find the flight number. Hang on,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: let's look at the actual flight number.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: Oh you tweeted out one time? Didn't you tweet out
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: one time? Your flight number? And because anyone have weed
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: on d L since nine three? I told you wait,
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't see it seven eighty seven. It's not a
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: seven eighty seven. Don't be foolish? Is that the That
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: was the original one that he said though, that's not
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: And that was a seven seven seven? You fool, you
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: absolute fool.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: That's his boys talking a little bit of playing chops.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: A three fifty nine. Jesus, dude, I hope you make
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: it there in one piece.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Is that a rickety one?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's bad.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: Yikes.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: No, you know what I say. If it ain't bow
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: and I ain't going no, I just want to see
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: what the Delta one looks like.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: It better be a fucking better be a goddamn sweet.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: Bro Oh yeah it is. Yeah.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Oh that's not a sweet. That's barely a fucking.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: That might be wrong. I might be wrong. Oh sorry,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Broe wasn't satisfied with the fucking box that he gets.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: You're literally in a cubicle and you're like, uh, what
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: the fuck the fuck is that?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Are really fucking me?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: Huh?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Ten thousand dollars for that bullshit?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: I thought this was an upgrade.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: Damn dude, that's gonna be awesome. You know what they say,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: the flight is the best part of the whole thing.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: I'm really looking forward to the flight so much.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: What are you gonna get on the plane? What do
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: you mean, bluddy mary beers?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Have some bloody Mary's on the flight back?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: Really? Oh yeah?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: I was fucking hitting that call button for more blady marries.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: But it was last time you didn't fly? When was
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: that time you flew? Coach?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: The last flight I was on before this one?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: Is that like devastating for you, Like, I don't mind
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: any type of are you complaining the whole time?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: I love?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not a complainer. I'm a low maintenance person. Yeah,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: I just love luxury. I just love to fucking be
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: in some sweet ass luxury. But I'm a low maintenance guy.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: If I can, if I just have, I just need
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: a fucking some floor to sleep on. Just throw me
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: underneath the plane. Who's a dog, dude, there's enough oxygen
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: for the pups.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: I could be down there. That's first to go, you know,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: that's first to go. Earlier, Kay was talking about her cat.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: She was like, I'm not I don't want to have
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: my cat fly down there. And I was like, yeah,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: their first to go. It's true. If the oxygen pressure
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  Speaker 4: changes in a plane, they just shut it down for
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  Speaker 4: below and all the animals die instantly. I swear to go.
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  Speaker 4: And that happens often happens, like probably one out of
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  Speaker 4: every two flights.
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  Speaker 1: Nowadays, though, any dog is allowed on any flight.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's letting a fucking mountain dog on a
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  Speaker 4: plane with you.
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  Speaker 1: There was like a great Dane that like sits across
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  Speaker 1: your lap. Yeah, it'll be like a woman in the
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  Speaker 1: middle fucking aisle. Yeah, sitting with a great Dane, like
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  Speaker 1: shitting on her lap.
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  Speaker 4: Dude. When me and Luke were flying to Ontario or
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: find it was two Ontario, I had one of those
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  Speaker 4: flights where it was like the people we had I
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: had layover in Salt Lake City and they were just
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: like a little little too happy to be flying, little
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: too friendly. That's when I'm flying. I'm in. I'm in.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: I'm in anger mode, of course, and these guys they're
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: cracking jokes like I go up, I'm going to my seat.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: I've been flying for fucking already. I already had. I
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: just got off of a six hour flight that took
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: off at seven am. I'm getting into my seat. Someone's
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: in my seat and I'm like, hey, that's me. I'm
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: in the window seed and I was like, it was
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: like seventeen d And she's like, oh my god, I
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: had no idea. She's like I kind of just saw
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: seventeen and just sat down and then everyone starts cowling,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: laughing like they all like apparently this already happened like
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: five times. And she was like, and it's the dude
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: behind me. He's like, why why do we have TVs
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  Speaker 4: when we can just watch this and then everyone and
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, I was so angry.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Like I'm a professional comedian.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: This is finally instantly through the headphones in noise canceling.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they should have already been annoy so mad,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: so mad. People were just yucking at it. They were
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: just riffing like they're probably Mormons who have never like
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: their body's never been touched by alcohol or COWVII. Yeah,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: they just live on the natural high of being alive. Yeah,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: just don't even like they don't come. They just are
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: enjoying life so much.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: They were way too happy to be flying to Ontario, California.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: The kb wants to be like they're actually living like cleaner, purefect.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: They have no artificial dope, mean pumped into their brain
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: at any time in their life. No, just enjoying the
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: conversation of.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: They're probably telling the same story that I'm telling right now,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: but they're like, this was the funniest thing I've ever
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: seen in my entire life. This lady sat in the
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: wrong seat on the plane and then I said, why
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: do we have TVs when we can just watch this?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: There is like at the airport especially you're exposed to
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: people who have like just no sense of jadedness or
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: sarcasm in their life.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I got through security the other day this adult woman
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: was flying with their parents, and the parents like as
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: they got through security, were like, I chopped up a
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: bunch of strawberries so we can enjoy them when we
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: get to our gate. And the woman was like, oh,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: that's a great idea. And I got so I got
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: so furious and like I shouldn't have cared at all,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: much less gotten angry. Yeah, they're just like sharing a
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: genuine like interaction about strawberries, and I was like so
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: pissed off at how pure and fucking untainted they were.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: It's because they don't fly a lot, yeah, or like.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Interact with like humans. Maybe it's just like the Midwest,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Like they probably work with their hands. Yeah, they probably
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: like spend like less than an hour a day on
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: their phones and like stand up a lot like chop
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: wood and work physically, are tired at the end of
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: the day, get a clean like eight hours of sleep,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: and eat square meals or something.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Probably they probably never hit a fucking sweet ass vight pen.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: Hell, now, they never even experienced goush.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Fucking clean ass taste of a puff bar. Hmm, yeah,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: that sweet sweet taste of the puff bar. Dude, should
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: we announce that we're gonna start going to two shows
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: a week?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I don't know when, but we are gonna do that.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: When everybody leaves, We're gonna start going to two shows
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: a week.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: Which I don't really know when any of that is happening.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, Brandon leaving today was wild. Yeah, It's like, damn,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: brand it's just gone. So the last day just decided
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: out of nowhere. He was like, yeah, I'm gonna move
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: tomorrow and that's it. So that's it for Brandon. Yeah,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: and then I don't know what's happening.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I see, d you are gripping that cactus like a
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: fucking control remote control right now, We're like a fucking
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: video game controller. You're fucking tight squeezing some spikes right now?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with you?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: The old familiar hand.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, wondertil tears a hole. O, my I grabbed a
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: cactus today.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: What hurt more? Brandon leaving? Are you squeezing the fuck
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: out of that cactus?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: The thing is with the cactus if if you don't.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: If it doesn't catch you randomly, you can you can
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: like touch it, you can lightly.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 10: Ah.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So we're gonna put the New York Office on
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: our fucking back by doing one extra hour show a week.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna do one extra hour. Uh, we're probably
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: going to We've contemplated doing it live. I mean, nothing's
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: setting stone. Obviously, we're still working out the fucking the
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: nitty gritty, but we're thinking we're gonna do like a lot,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: like like live as in like YouTube live, Yeah, something
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: like live stream, or we'll just do normal. We don't know,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: but we're gonna go two times a week. I think
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: the dynamic of the show is gonna change a lot
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: because I think it's gonna be a lot. I think
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: it's gonna be a lot more fresh.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: That's the word that was coming to my mind as well,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: because it's not that our thoughts are stale.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's just like we like, we had a
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: bunch shit we could have talked about today that we
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: talked about on the act, and that's pretty much every
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: single episode.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Especially because we record right after the air.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: We record directly after the act and we have to
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: pretend that we've just seen each other for the first time.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: James Corden sitting down with someone. Yeah.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some guests, oh good to say. Yeah, I've heard
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: so many good things about you. It doesn't even know
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: there first name. But yeah, I think it'll be I
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: think it'll be good. I think I'm hopeful.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Dude, I can't it's gonna be fucking awesome.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: I think the show is gonna do start doing pretty good.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: I think some of the YAK fans are gonna be like, man,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: I'm assassin Ron time to invest my entire life into
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: this podcast, and it's just going to be approachable.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: It's going to be easily approachable. We're gonna have some
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: of your favorite cast members from New York on. We're
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: gonna have some of the best fucking comedians in the world,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: in the world, yeah, musicians.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: Musicians, actors, athletes, athletes, influencers.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Maybe a studio, perhaps a studio that would be very nice.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Beat my salary right at fifty.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anything that we add to the show is going
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: to come out of what you would have gotten paid
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: more at so at all.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: We'll see. Like I tried to bring up the point,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: like I want to go to two times a week.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Maybe I should get more money and they said, u
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: uh uh. That means that we're gonna have to pay
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: the producers double the amount. And I said, take it
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: out of myself and they said, Delta one sweets and
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: Ron needs his Delta, he needs his ten thousand dollars
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: flights to Africa.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fucking zooming over there. Oh yeah, it's
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: gonna be incredible. Yeah, so that's kind of as as
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: I see it, new strategy, uh for New York, for
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: as far as we go.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: New strategy for New York. Just have a fucking good time.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Yep. Bunch of game, bunch of games.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: We're gonna be game, a lot of games, a lot
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: of gizmo's gadgets.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be like going to a bar in Austin
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: where they ring toss game. Everybody's having a good time.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: We're thinking about we're gonna become like a lav podcast too.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna be free. We're gonna be like a
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: real physical where like six of us are all facing
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: the screen at like a different depth from one another.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: Trippy angles, yeah, really trippy. Like we're probably gonna do
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: one where the cameras on the ceiling and we're like laying.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Down archie stuff. Yeah, archie stuff, live streams, watch.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: Alongs, watch alongs, beers, strippers, strip, gay porn, transgender porn,
• 1:10:19
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• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: guys are getting it.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: You guys get it. You guys pick up what we're
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: putting down. The new strategy is gonna be fucking sick.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: We're gonna change shit drama drama.
• 1:10:32
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• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: The home for all of your barstool drama is gonna
• 1:10:37
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• 1:10:40
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• 1:10:43
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• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: You come to Son of a Boy Dad.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: There was a scene in the Idol where uh ted
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Ros just had a fucking super soaker full of vodka
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: just spraying bitches in the face. Of course he did,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: actually was tequila spraying is in the face. That's gonna
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: be us.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be us.
• 1:11:03
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• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: In here, We're probably gonna hire some like little side characters,
• 1:11:07
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• 1:11:14
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  Speaker 4: That's also thing. We're looking to expand the team if
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: you have a funny voice. Looking for like two hundred
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: to three hundred new employees.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're the new big branded barstool. We want someone
• 1:11:30
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• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: There's big things coming up.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: RFK Junior is going to join the squad totally. So
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be sick totally.
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• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: They're not ready for it, but we are opening up
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• 1:12:06
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• 1:12:10
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna plug my freaking dates if that's cool now,
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• 1:13:45
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