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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show August 4th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear more from We've We've been
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: spoiled because we already got to hear a little bit
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: of it when Greg came in and said, you'll never
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: guess what I found.
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, clearing out the home office and came across this
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: thing that's entitled Greg's Trip to England. Nice it's a
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: journal or a sea be'st calls it a diary.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm.
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: Of the year nineteen ninety two. Wow.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: So what's the difference between a journal and a diary?
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: Laden lady?
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  Speaker 3: You want to be?
• 0:36
  Speaker 4: Greg's journal doesn't have a lock on it.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: I think diaries do, yeah, and diaries you talk like
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: a person.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, diary?
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: What a day Greg was studying abroad?
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, cage and how just for the summer? It was
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: fo Yeah, it was one summer. It was about okay,
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  Speaker 2: a total of three months.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you take when you were there, Greg, I.
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  Speaker 2: Took music appreciation, Jesus and English Lit.
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  Speaker 5: Did you like go around town at all?
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  Speaker 6: Or?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I mean it was most of it was.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure I lived on campus and I remember on
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: day one. This is back in the days when I
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: would smoke and I said, are we allowed to smoke
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: here on campus? He said, allowed to You're on courage
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  Speaker 2: to elliot.
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  Speaker 1: I think I like it here, So you're just gonna
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  Speaker 1: open up to like a random page.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I went through because some of it starts with
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  Speaker 2: the actual travel to England, and then some of it is,
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  Speaker 2: and then the majority of it is in England obviously.
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: So on July second, nineteen ninety two, this is how
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: I realized, Wow, I haven't really changed that much, I
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: guess it says, and I'm gonna read this verbatim.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, and Gina can prove I haven't everything.
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting on the floor of the Newark Airport, by
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: far the most crowded airport I've ever encountered. There were
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: no seats, no available phones, and crowds everywhere. I walked
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: past the crew and my next flight to London as
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: they waited to get on board. All spoke with English accents,
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  Speaker 2: and they seemed in good spirits. But for now I
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: sit and wait amongst the craziness of this tacky place.
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: So when you do.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: Newark's like Newark sucks, Let's not so when you when
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  Speaker 1: you write like that, are you like playing a role
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: in your mind like I'm about to summer at Cambridge.
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  Speaker 1: But I think like the way the cadence and the
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  Speaker 1: way that you're writing and the words that you're using
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  Speaker 1: sound see him in good space. But who do you
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: think would care? How the flight cruising?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know this. This entire journal I forgot existed,
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: and now that I'm reading it, I'm asking the same
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: question you're asking what you like? Who am I writing
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: this for? This is so stupid in the way.
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  Speaker 1: That you write it, Like it's like, uh, remember when
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: Andrew Luck was still a quarterback for the for the Colts,
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: and there's that that parody account as if he was
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: like some kind of Civil War general. Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: remember that, and he would write about the game about
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  Speaker 1: and in that way like those letters from Civil War
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  Speaker 1: soldiers sounded.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's like you're writing out open, like an old.
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  Speaker 2: Timey style, right, And I never intended for anybody to
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  Speaker 2: read this. I don't know why. And then the trip continues.
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  Speaker 2: This is from the actual flight five forty eight am
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  Speaker 2: July third, nineteen ninety two. I watched a cheesy movie
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: called The Cutting Edge. It was about figure skating rules.
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't sleep since this time, since the last time
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: I wrote in this quote journal, the man in front
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  Speaker 2: of me has been such a nuisance. It's crazy, rocking
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: back and forth like nobody's business, right into my knees.
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: All right, no, no plot twists, know nothing. I guess
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  Speaker 2: that was pointless.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Are you afraid to fly at this point?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 5: No, because Memory used to be a traffic reporter and
• 3:52
  Speaker 5: they would go on a plane every day, planes, helicopters.
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't mean that he wasn't like freaked out by
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  Speaker 1: like I didn't know when this crippling Yeah, it really
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: kind of started.
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: The anxiety and fear over everything. It just slowly just
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  Speaker 2: started building. So at this point I'm in England, this
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  Speaker 2: is I guess whatever. July, oh, fourth of July in England,
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  Speaker 2: nineteen ninety two. I just wound up at a place
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  Speaker 2: called Burger Delight and I had some deep fried cod
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  Speaker 2: and bland peas and fries with the worst ketchup I've
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  Speaker 2: ever had. I had a pint of beer as well.
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  Speaker 2: By this time, it has started to drizzle and the
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  Speaker 2: sky was black. When planes flew by, it was impossible
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  Speaker 2: to even find them. I took the London Underground over
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  Speaker 2: to Trafalgar Square. This place was unbelievable. There were more
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  Speaker 2: than a thousand people and five thousand pigeons. It's a
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: place where you can feed the pigeons as they literally
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: climb all over you. I of course didn't do this.
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: I think I did get ish on my sleeve though.
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  Speaker 2: From Trafogger Square, I walked down the Mall, which is
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  Speaker 2: a wide brick road that leads to Buckingham Palace. The long, long,
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  Speaker 2: long walk was pretty much worth it. That's a good point, man.
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  Speaker 2: It's like Dad, Okay, now this entry, this will be
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  Speaker 2: the last one we get to. We can revisit this
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  Speaker 2: in the future, please, Okay. So now at this point
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  Speaker 2: I have taken the train out of London. I've gone
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  Speaker 2: close to Cambridge, and I'm staying at a hotel for
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  Speaker 2: one night before I go to move on to campus.
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: After showering in the matchbox sized shower, I walked around
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  Speaker 2: town and I found out that Cambridge is just around
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  Speaker 2: the corner. It's nothing what I expected. It's not separate
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: from town. I didn't look around much because I was
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: so hungry. On the way to get a Turkish cheeseburger,
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  Speaker 2: two young girls about nine or ten years old turned
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: to me. They crossed themselves. One of the cute girls asked,
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: do you believe in God? I said sure and began
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: talking to both of them. They walked with their arms
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: around each other and giggled a lot. They said something
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: about me, but I couldn't make it out. And as
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: I walked back to the guest house, I saw the
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: girls again. She fancies she fancies you, they said. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: it was so funny that I laughed with them. Imagine that,
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  Speaker 2: two hours in a foreign city and somebody fancies me.
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  Speaker 2: So now I sit watching British TV and I'm actually bored.
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: I drank a kestral Logger, which comes in a black can,
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  Speaker 2: and it says very strong on front. I should have
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  Speaker 2: believed it. It was so strong that I almost couldn't
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  Speaker 2: bear it. It almost tasted like hard alcohol. It's just
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: a hint of ail, quite nasty, but I forced it down.
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  Speaker 2: Since it cost one pound sixty five pence, I learned
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  Speaker 2: the hard way, and I wasted my pounds. I guess
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do something now what I'm not sure? Maybe
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: rest or maybe walk or maybe vegg maybe even read.
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  Speaker 1: Creig What a whirlwind trip.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's about another eighty pages or so. The people
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  Speaker 2: I met, the drinks I drank, the places I've gone,
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  Speaker 2: how I punted down the river cam, how I am classes. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: there's guest entries in here from the friends I made.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this thing goes on and on and on.
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  Speaker 2: So don't you know what? Whatever?
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  Speaker 1: What, don't worry turn that dial?
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, uh, it doesn't sound whirlwind yet. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: things are about.
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  Speaker 1: To go quick setting the state where you're just scratching
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  Speaker 1: the surface and what will be an ongoing series of
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: entries from Greg's journal. It's journal unbelievable.
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: I'm still looking for the Brady Bunk clog though. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think I think it's in my parents attic.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, please, Yeah, because Greg was so infatuated with the
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: Brady Bunch. We've told the story, yeah, that when he
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  Speaker 1: would watch the episodes, he would have composition books and
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  Speaker 1: he would yeah, he would like keep.
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  Speaker 2: The plot was about what happened? Were there any guest stars,
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  Speaker 2: were there any bloopers? Were there any continuity errors? What happened?
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  Speaker 2: What it aired?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't. I am not a fan. I thought I
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  Speaker 4: was a fan. I'm not a fan.
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a fan.
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, oh yeah, I have the Barry Williams book.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that that that exists somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I threw it away. Yeah, it's got
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: to be in a box.
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  Speaker 3: Too much work.
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  Speaker 4: I would love your dissertation. I'm sure it's in there
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  Speaker 4: on Oliver and Tiger.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I probably hated them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, anyway, they're nice. Nice work, Greg with the Yeah,
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: the fact that you brought it in, I know, and
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  Speaker 1: I applaud that. I think I give Greg some credit
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  Speaker 1: here because Greg is so easily embarrassed.
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  Speaker 2: And I never thought I would like to share that.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even know. I forgot it existed too.
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  Speaker 4: I was in a foreign country.
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: Somebody all right, she basked this.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: This club is for you.
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  Speaker 8: You know the problem with the cyber truck, we're supposed
• 9:12
  Speaker 8: to put all the bitches, dude, because.
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: You're gonna get a.
• 9:20
  Speaker 8: They run up to at red lights to try to
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  Speaker 8: get in, but they can't figure out the doors.
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  Speaker 2: Because they're not smart like you.
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  Speaker 1: That's true, because you're.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: A cyber truck driver and they're women.
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  Speaker 9: I will have that man know that. I made sure
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  Speaker 9: to take a photo of this.
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  Speaker 3: I was at the.
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  Speaker 9: Tesla charging station and what did I see? Sammy in
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  Speaker 9: a cyber truck by herself. Female cyber truck.
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  Speaker 2: Is at least one she's out there.
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah she exists, yep.
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  Speaker 9: But yeah, it does help with breaking and entering, like
• 10:02
  Speaker 9: besides it being bulletproof and stainless steel.
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: You have to know to press the button. And yes,
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: it has to be unlocked.
• 10:08
  Speaker 9: Yes, I was thinking about that recently, like cyber trucks,
• 10:11
  Speaker 9: it's with with all Tesla's there's no door handles. But
• 10:14
  Speaker 9: I would really appreciate a self opening door feature elon.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, because minivans have that. I know every once
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: in a while, Man, I'll get an uber or a
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  Speaker 1: lift and they.
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: Show up with the mini van.
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  Speaker 1: Don't touch it.
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I got to.
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  Speaker 1: Open the door like no, no, no, And even they get
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: in and out of this thing, they have to push
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  Speaker 1: the button.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: I did get.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what Tesla model it was. I was
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: sitting in the front seat and the guy did open
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  Speaker 1: all the doors from.
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  Speaker 2: Think you could do that in the software update.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: From the touch screen because the door opened to the
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: passenger side and then both back doors.
• 10:51
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, it is in the app. You can do it,
• 10:53
  Speaker 9: but i'd I'd like to have it right, because like
• 10:54
  Speaker 9: the great thing about it.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: Wasn't the app, it was he did it from the screen, well,
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: from the screen, from the drive screen.
• 11:00
  Speaker 5: These like uber drivers trick out their cars. They even
• 11:04
  Speaker 5: put handles on the doors.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, what I'm talking about is I would like for
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  Speaker 9: it to open as I walk up to walk to it,
• 11:09
  Speaker 9: because unlocks as I walk.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Up to it because it has a bluetooth. I should
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: A real man should have a cyber truck super manly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you are the you are the end all
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: be all when it comes to what is manly? What
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: is not manly?
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: Hetero?
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one thousand percent hetero. So cyber truck is supermanly.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: It's about I can't think of a more manly vehicle. Besides,
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: like I don't.
• 11:31
  Speaker 9: Know a tank, a tank or like or a bison
• 11:35
  Speaker 9: that you've can lassoed yourself.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: What about Greg's journal like that? How does that rank?
• 11:41
  Speaker 9: Well, you know what, it's very British and which and
• 11:43
  Speaker 9: they're expected to be gay, so that's totally.
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  Speaker 4: Is it very foppish?
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Like men men journaling, Greg journaling is that manly? I
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  Speaker 1: don't hate it. Because it is a record of your deeds.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I do. Appreciate it about it now because
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: I don't remember what I did forty five minutes ago,
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: but now I can look back at to nineteen ninety
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: two and think, wow, that was my life.
• 12:07
  Speaker 9: We think about, you know, obviously, men at war is
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  Speaker 9: a very common thing where they would either write to
• 12:11
  Speaker 9: their lovers back home or keep a journal.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: Sea Bass as a manly man, do you agree or disagree?
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: These are things that a man should never do, no
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: matter how long he lives. Shave below the neck.
• 12:26
  Speaker 9: No, because if you want attention down there, you got
• 12:29
  Speaker 9: to keep it clean. That's just going to make things
• 12:31
  Speaker 9: easier for everybody.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, I think they're talking more about like your chest,
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: your back arms. Yeah, I thought about that recently, things.
• 12:37
  Speaker 9: Like that, because I will admit that I fell part
• 12:41
  Speaker 9: of the fad in college of that even though I
• 12:45
  Speaker 9: don't really need to shave my chest, and did it,
• 12:48
  Speaker 9: but I quit that pretty soon thereafter.
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: I know the guys that shave everything, well, some guys
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: have crazy hairytae.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: It's coming out the back of your T shirt. You
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: gotta get rid of.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but there's nothing grosser than body hair stubble, not
• 13:01
  Speaker 7: face double body.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, yeah gross, I think And Gina maybe and Sammy
• 13:06
  Speaker 9: you can help on. This is the perfect amount of
• 13:08
  Speaker 9: body hair, not where it's all long and curly engross,
• 13:10
  Speaker 9: but and not's double, but where it's just like one.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: It's not, it's just like a sheet, like a like
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: a like a short haired dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I like body I mean I like chest hair. So yeah, okay, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, bass King of all manliness. A man should never
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: have a name for his penis. Well, I think it's
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: just trying too hard. You're not You're mis a funny
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  Speaker 1: guy at that point.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: A man should never skinny dip in daylight.
• 13:38
  Speaker 9: I mean, if it's with chicks, that's okay, but in
• 13:41
  Speaker 9: general example, the last the last time, God has been
• 13:48
  Speaker 9: a long time since I skinny dips. We were at
• 13:49
  Speaker 9: a camp in Alabama with the female staff after hours,
• 13:56
  Speaker 9: and there were three or four of us of each
• 13:57
  Speaker 9: of each sex in the in the the lake, which
• 14:00
  Speaker 9: is pretty gross.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: They can back on it.
• 14:02
  Speaker 9: Nothing happened in the lake, yeah, exactly, flesh eating bacteria
• 14:06
  Speaker 9: and that was acceptable.
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  Speaker 1: But it was after dark and it was a co
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: ed nice all right, uh A man should never consider,
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  Speaker 1: even for a moment, a two pay that's so sixties
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: and seventies.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Or well, hair transplant, that's the thing now right.
• 14:25
  Speaker 9: Well nowadays right well. Bill Burr has an old bit
• 14:29
  Speaker 9: about that. He's like he like, I got bald at
• 14:31
  Speaker 9: the wrong time. It's like I was just I was
• 14:34
  Speaker 9: if I waited like ten more years before that they
• 14:36
  Speaker 9: finally perfected the technology. Because the guys who got the
• 14:39
  Speaker 9: hair transplants in the eighties, I think he talks like
• 14:41
  Speaker 9: little ant legs coming out of the forehead. Nowadays, more
• 14:44
  Speaker 9: people do it. A number of celebrities have admitted to it,
• 14:47
  Speaker 9: and it is unnoticeable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Dane Tosh just did it.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then also like there's barbers on he did yeah,
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: he got he went to Turkey. And then but there's
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: barbers on that specialize in the to pay like they'll
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: glue it, right.
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  Speaker 2: I see.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I just think that's it's it's just too much or
• 15:08
  Speaker 9: too too much of an effort for too little over
• 15:10
  Speaker 9: a turn, and it is and it falls off, which
• 15:12
  Speaker 9: it will.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: He looks, you look very foolish, looks so painful. Seven
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: one four texting over I'm a contractor, cyber truck in
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: the lumberyard.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Not manly.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Well, it's too new these days. I get it. You know,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: you guys are stuck in your old.
• 15:26
  Speaker 9: Ways because a lot of guys still have the they're
• 15:29
  Speaker 9: anti electric for that reason.
• 15:30
  Speaker 10: Where's well?
• 15:32
  Speaker 9: I mean, even though they had an F one fifty
• 15:33
  Speaker 9: lightning which God discontinued.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was not selling.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: It looked like an F one fifty for the most part,
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: but I did.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not sure who this guy is. This is
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: an older gentleman. I don't I don't know if we're
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: even supposed to know who this guy is. But uh,
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: he had a he had to take agree or disagree.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: King of Manliness, Sea Beast.
• 15:49
  Speaker 10: Several things a grown ass man should never do. The
• 15:52
  Speaker 10: first is split a check with other men. That is
• 15:56
  Speaker 10: that is the that is the most testicle free thing
• 16:00
  Speaker 10: gets out there when men split up a check. You
• 16:03
  Speaker 10: pick up the check this time, and your buddy should
• 16:06
  Speaker 10: pick it up the next time. If you can't buy
• 16:09
  Speaker 10: your buddy a dinner or a drink or vice versa,
• 16:13
  Speaker 10: or your buddy's dinners, or don't go with them. Yeah, yeah,
• 16:17
  Speaker 10: it gets different if the wives are involved and it's
• 16:20
  Speaker 10: a four thousand dollars meal or whatever, but don't split
• 16:22
  Speaker 10: a check or figure out who got the bread and
• 16:24
  Speaker 10: who got the pizza and who got the beer and
• 16:26
  Speaker 10: who got the scotch. Grow the fuck up, don't split
• 16:29
  Speaker 10: a check. So those are today's grown ass man.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Thanks. You should not do just one thing.
• 16:34
  Speaker 11: But yes, yeah, yeah, he's got other videos and Joe
• 16:36
  Speaker 11: I agree with him after the age of thirty, because
• 16:39
  Speaker 11: when you're at poor as hell and you're you're twenty
• 16:42
  Speaker 11: years old at the waffle house and yeah, you can't
• 16:44
  Speaker 11: be doing that.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: But yeah, if you're all, like you know, established in
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: your careers and you're married with kids and you're passing
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: the bill around and you're adding it up, well, I
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: did have a couple of the months of rellasticks so right,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: and he's exactly right.
• 16:59
  Speaker 9: It does chack when there are dates involved and or
• 17:02
  Speaker 9: it's a trillion dollars. But yeah, for average stuff, someone
• 17:06
  Speaker 9: should just it should be unsaived.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I love this guy. I follow him. It's Cogdell law.
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: And he has another one saying any any man who
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: takes a neck pillow on a domestic flight is a douche.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, domestic flight.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he loses them constantly.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I just took an international flight. I'm forgot
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: the pillow.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Here's another, here's here's one more from that, from that
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: same dude.
• 17:32
  Speaker 10: Several things a grown ass man should never do. A
• 17:36
  Speaker 10: man that posts food pictures, what the is that?
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Don't know?
• 17:41
  Speaker 10: A man eats food, or prepares food, or pays for food,
• 17:46
  Speaker 10: he doesn't post pictures about the food that he is
• 17:49
  Speaker 10: about to eat. And lastly, a grown ass man does
• 17:52
  Speaker 10: not post pictures of his fat ass body on vacation.
• 17:56
  Speaker 10: Guess what that trophy, wife, that you've got sitting next
• 18:00
  Speaker 10: to you where your dad bought is hanging over the belt.
• 18:03
  Speaker 10: That makes your ass look worse, not better. So, unless
• 18:06
  Speaker 10: you're in shape, don't post vacation pictures with their shirt offs.
• 18:11
  Speaker 10: So those are today's grown ass man things you should
• 18:14
  Speaker 10: not do.
• 18:14
  Speaker 9: I'll take it to the next level. You shouldn't be posting, okay,
• 18:17
  Speaker 9: vacation pictures at all? What about food pictures? That's I mean,
• 18:20
  Speaker 9: he's when he.
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: Said that, I just went through my mind. I don't
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: think I've ever seen a guy post a food again.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Have you met?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Although he said that's changed, But he said that's changed now.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: In fact, I was just out with Menace at a
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: at the meal recently and somebody brought that up something, Hey,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: men's are just gonna get pictures.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: He's like, nah, man, he goes, that's that's done.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Now that snapchats now not popping, because he used to
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: be like you had to like push all the plates
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: in the center and he'd be.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: Like, oh yeah, anymore, I mean I'll do something like,
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: oh look at them way, Oh yeah I did, Like, yeah,
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: I'll do like like a static photo, but it won't
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: be like in the main feed. It would just be
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: like a story or something.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, there are rules.
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because we said we said it fifteen years ago.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Who cares? But I think even medice has gotten to
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: the point yet no one cares.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: No one cares that. Oh yeah, you will still want
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: the res but you know.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Uh here, I don't know who's this guy, Jeff, you
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: found this guy?
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he talks about stuff that grown ass man shouldn't
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: be doing as well, and he's hilarious.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Gina loves him.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I love in the guy in the car.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy in the car. Yeah you know his name? No,
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I don't let me look it up real quick.
• 19:37
  Speaker 12: Yeah, all right, here we go ankle socks, wearing ankle socks.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: No, not the dude, this is girl.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now hold on, this is uh all right, here
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: we go.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: There's three things I don't think you should be doing
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: as a grown ass man. Let's get right into it.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: Number one is having asthma.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Just breathe.
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: You're twenty five years old and you ain't out grown
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: ash Yeah, talking about anybody pomp broke can't handle air.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: That's a grown man, Loki. Number two collecting funkal Pops toys.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: You're collecting toys as a grown ass man. How about
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: instead of collecting other than this, you collect some paesos,
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: some bread, some dope, some mulah and have an honorable
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: mention for you guys having a skincare routine. Just put
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: some soap on the rag and wash your face.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's mister. Everything cool, Mister everything's cool.
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: I mean, obviously he's Jeff a little bit about the
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: asthma stuff, but everything else I think he's don't be.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Based on some of his other videos that Jeff is playing,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he is kidding about that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 9: I think it's one of those things where there's a
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: reason that you know peanut allergies. If we're talking about
• 20:47
  Speaker 9: that general class of things, skyrock togge skyrocket ted over
• 20:50
  Speaker 9: the past fifty years because you know, people just wouldn't
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: toughen up and breathe through it. What have we learned
• 20:58
  Speaker 9: a couple years ago? And exposure therapy does working? I
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: was anybody who has on a side note of that,
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: anybody who has like, oh.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: The pollen. I can't stand the pollen. Yeah, yeah, get
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: some clarton, Yeah it be fine. Or don't just deal
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: with it? Yeah, don't man up?
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Yep uh.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Here.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know where this chick came from either, but
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: here's a couple of more ankle socks.
• 21:18
  Speaker 12: Wearing ankle socks and no show socks is gay? Sitting
• 21:23
  Speaker 12: on a tube float in a pool?
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Is gay?
• 21:27
  Speaker 12: Wearing shorts above your knee? Gay eating bananas? Gay using
• 21:33
  Speaker 12: hand sanitizer?
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Gay?
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Jeff uses like NonStop hand sanitized mostly.
• 21:40
  Speaker 9: I will I will push back on the socks thing,
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: because when I see guys with when I see guys
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: with socks up to their calf, I'm like, what do
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: you especially at the gym wearing shorts and a T shirt?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: What are you keeping warming?
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I'll never stop.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: But it's very important.
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: You know, I understand that in certain certain neighborhoods that's interesting.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: That's you know, sign But.
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but like, but in general, socks, socks that go
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: above your ankle, what for?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: That's the point?
• 22:07
  Speaker 12: Eating anything with a spoon is gay. Wearing rings unless
• 22:13
  Speaker 12: it's a Whiting band is gay. Being married is not gay.
• 22:19
  Speaker 12: But proposing on your knees.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Gay.
• 22:27
  Speaker 9: I'm not sure who that is, but she's got clearly
• 22:29
  Speaker 9: different tastes. Then let's say the hardcore Italians in the
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: Northeast might argue on the rings thing.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: The mafia.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: I think it's weird.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: And we see a dude with a diamond ring, but
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: not like a typical like a woman's engagement ring, but
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: it could be a wedding band, but it's got the
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: diamonds in it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think a dude wearing diamonds. I think if if.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: It's like small diamonds all the way around, because and
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: it looks like a rapper, Okay, it's kind of cool.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: But if it's just like a solid band that has
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: a little tiny diamond, yeah, so weird.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen a guy with
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: that really don't.
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, And with guy ring, do you bet have a
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: real good reason for it, like it better be yeah,
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: your dad's like marine corps or something.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: You definitely better you have gotten that on somebody's dead.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Best the ring is a skull as somebody who's legally
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: allowed to represent that side. I don't think rings in
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: general and a guy are good. I think the one
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: giveaway is thumb ring that is diving on top of
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: the d gay like why, Like I don't know, it's
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: kind of like a toe ring like you.
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: It's kind of like it's a it's a fashionable accessory
• 23:38
  Speaker 9: and as a man, you shouldn't care about being fashionable.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: And why is it on your thumb? Ye weird?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it's the only thumb that is uh, you know,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: girthy enough like a real man's sized, like finger, you know,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: to accommodate a man's ring. What you what's.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Thin little girly fingers?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: If it's just for decoration, it's gay, you know, like.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: It's not holding your finger On.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, you can send us
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: a text over to two two nine eighty seven more
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Woody show's name.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: They were not what I thought they were I thought
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: the only purpose the Woody Show was to make the
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: outside world disappear.