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The Naked Gotcha · Very Fine Friends

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so we have stats on our listens and stuff for the podcast right that's good yeah so we can see i can
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see who what various platforms people are consuming the media on spotify antenna pod
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whatever like that they were wearing when they watched yeah yeah yeah and i have pictures too
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of everything um and so youtube is by far our least used platform like we put it on youtube
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but it's you know there's no video it's just like the static logo with the sound right so
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we get maybe like four or five views on YouTube per episode, except for one of our recent episodes,
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which was called Naked Office Space, which has orders of magnitude way more views than any other YouTube video.
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And I think it's just because it has the word naked in it.
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And maybe because it's like,
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maybe someone was searching for like,
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do you think there's a version of Office Space
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but like everyone's nude the whole time?
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See, I would have just taken it as a compliment.
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Like, wow, everyone wants to see me naked.
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Everyone wants to see the friends naked.
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Everyone wants to hear us naked.
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Yeah.
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I just think that's really funny.
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Do you have stats on,
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do they just listen and then drop off?
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I haven't gone into YouTube to see what the like,
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like
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I'm sure it's like
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three seconds
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whatever it is
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but I haven't
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I haven't actually
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gone into YouTube
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as soon as they realize
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there's no nudity
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stay tuned for nudity
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we need a new message
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on all of our episodes
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I know we should have
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a thumbnail that's like
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the tits are coming soon
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Joe
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new assignment
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put the word naked
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in every title
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I was just gonna say
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listeners
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if you start seeing
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the word naked
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in all of our titles
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you'll know why
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trying to boost
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our views
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on YouTube
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I just thought
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that was really funny
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I just wanted to know
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which
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I haven't gone into the analytics on YouTube yet,
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but it would be interesting if they had what search terms brought people there.
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I would love that.
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You can see if they found it from a search or from a feed.
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Ah, well, yeah.
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We're about to find out.
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I know.
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Okay, well, I should have checked that out before bringing up this information,
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but I didn't think about it until...
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That's very funny.
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Yeah.
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That was worth the little laugh you did at the beginning.
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But it's my real laugh.
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You know what we should do right now? We should pause the podcast and get our words.
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I was just going to say, we should get our secret words.
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Hi.
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Oh, should I just save myself the trouble of recording it later and just say it now?
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Yeah. We promise not to listen.
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Quick interruption. Every week on the podcast, we do something where our producer Joe gives
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Francis and I each our own secret word. Throughout the course of the podcast,
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we need to find a way to slip the secret word into our conversation without the other person noticing.
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If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point.
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And right before we die, we add up all the points.
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And then we get a prize, whoever has the most points for guessing the most secret words.
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Here's Joe with today's secret words.
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Jenna's secret word is cheerleading.
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Jenna's decoy word is crises.
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Francis' secret word is sweetbreads.
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Francis' decoy word is sophistication.
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Back to the pod.
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They both guessed each word.
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Immediately.
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They both only had one guess.
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I didn't bother writing anything down.
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I still accidentally guess your decoy is the real one.
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It happened twice.
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Welcome to Very Fine Friends.
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Very fun naked friends.
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Ooh, la la.
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When you pick up this transcript and boost our episode.
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Yeah, real quick.
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Nude.
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Naked.
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Nudity.
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Vagina.
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That really sexy word, vagina.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we never say words like penis on the podcast or anything like that.
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Excuse me, we weren't on gash.
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All right, I think we've been indexed properly.
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Good.
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All right, well, now, Internet, do your thing.
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Come on, you perverts.
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Come through for us.
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We have supported you so hard.
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The number of inventions that seem like they're catered just for you.
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You could do this one thing for us.
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I know, seriously.
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You owe us.
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Okay?
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They'll come through.
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Thank you.
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I have faith in the pervert community.
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Someone has to.
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I know.
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If not us, then who?
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If not now.
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When?
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Any exciting things happening in your life?
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Mm-mm.
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No?
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No, no, no.
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Actually, something, this isn't exciting.
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This didn't annoy me.
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So our house came off the market.
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Yeah.
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And then someone called my dad,
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because his number was like a backup number,
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and they were basically like oh i'm a realtor i have a client we're looking at houses in the area
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and we wanted to know if we could look at your house we know they just came off but
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you know whatever yeah so he called me he's like oh they want to look um i'm like well when he's
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like on 10 or 15 minutes i'm like this place isn't show ready yeah so i'm like zooming around
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like cleaning as fast as i can and then they never he called them and they never called him
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back or anything oh that's annoying what really annoyed me was i like even did a light mop
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It was amazing.
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That was like incredible.
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So I delayed mop.
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And I was the whole time I was so annoyed
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because I remember all through the previous week
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he'd been like, I'm going to mop today.
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And it was just playing in my head on loop.
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I'm like, you never did.
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He never mopped.
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There is nothing that bothers me more
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than when people say they're going to do something
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and then they don't do it.
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And not even just like, look, I get it.
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Stuff happens.
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And like, you couldn't do it.
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But then tell me that you now can't do that thing.
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Communicate.
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Exactly.
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like it's not like
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I'm gonna be like
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oh well you had to mop
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it's like no
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just tell me you can't mop
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and then it's fine
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have some sophistication
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oh that's the part
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that you were talking about
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I thought you were talking about
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the people that didn't show up
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well yeah that's annoying too
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but I'm just like
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I've experienced this
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so many times
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where someone's like
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oh like oh I'm gonna do this
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or like I can do this tomorrow
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and then they just don't do it
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and then don't communicate
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that to me
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right
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and it's like oh okay
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well screw me I guess
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yeah
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yeah
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it's annoying
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it is annoying
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well I'm very sorry
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do you think that was
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Dennis' devious way to get you to mop.
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I don't think Dennis is smart enough for that.
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I did have a moment where I considered that
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because I'm like, here I am mopping.
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But no, I mean, he knows how mad I get.
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How would you?
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Why play with that?
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He's not trying to wake the dragon, I don't think.
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Right.
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Did you yell at him?
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No, I mean, as far as I know, it wasn't his fault.
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Good point.
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I was, I was, we were aligned against a common enemy.
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Yeah.
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He likes that position.
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Yeah.
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Well, it's fun.
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And sometimes I'll be like in a heated, like, like a pacing mood and I'll be like telling
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it and I'll be like going off about something else.
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And then he's like responding appropriately.
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And then he says one thing that tells me that he did not understand anything I just said.
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And then I get like visibly disassociated.
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And then he like, he like scrambles and she's like, no, no, I got it.
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I got it.
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I'm like, I don't want to talk about this anymore.
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Too little, too late.
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I'm alone here.
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I've been alone, and I'll be alone.
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You're not alone.
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You have us.
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You have all of our listeners.
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That's right.
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And the way more viewers on YouTube, apparently.
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Thanks, YouTube, for being there.
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Yeah, thanks, pervs.
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Speaking of our pervert friends,
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it's time for the invention of the week.
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Inventions.
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What do you got?
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I invented a father who mops Just kidding No such thing It impossible Okay okay okay This is an experience
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A father experience.
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A mopping experience.
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Hold your horses.
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So here's what's going on in my mind.
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Here it is.
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it is a
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hey you know how there's um
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renaissance festival
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I do know that
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you know how there was rawhide
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I do know that oh my horses are really excited
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I'm glad I'm holding them
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peanut Tiffany calm down
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what's rawhide
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for those who don't know
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shut up
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writing that shit down
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that is hilarious
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oh my god
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rawhide for people who don't know uh it's in arizona and it's like an old westy type experience
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like i think they have like hey wag like i don't know it's like an old westy experience right but
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yeah like they do it every year on like a weekend no no it used to be open all the time and you
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could go in you could pay for gold um you walk around you there's like western saloon style shops
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yeah you can have like i remember it going just i went once as a kid they had some kind of dinner
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which was like barbecue and beans and stuff like that.
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But also there was like a hayride.
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Yeah, people riding horses.
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Yeah.
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Not holding them, riding them.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Peanut, Tiffany, get under me.
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Not for me.
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I'm glad that it exists.
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That sounds cute, but I also think I would not enjoy it.
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It's far away, I think.
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If it was closer, like it's a couple hours away.
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It used to be where, I don't want to say Westworld.
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Westworld in Scottsdale.
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It used to be at that location.
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That's 20 minutes from here.
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That must be when I went.
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Yeah.
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Because there's no way my parents...
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That makes sense.
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It's like hours away now.
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That also, that makes sense
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because they have all like the horse,
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like the equestrian stuff over there at Westworld,
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like the dressage and like stuff like that.
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Yeah.
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Great.
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Anyway, so now we've...
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Okay, so we love Rawhide.
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Yep.
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And Renaissance Fair.
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And Peanut and Tiffany.
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Never a doubt.
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um my invention is a wildly expansive immersive experience where we have a lot of land okay
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and you go there and it's like jurassic park but when you get there to check in you get to put on
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VR
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equipment
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before you go out into the park
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and then you get
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you're basically, it's like
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acres. So like, it's not like
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just a small room, you know, where
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it's like, okay, I'm done.
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It's like, you could be out there for hours.
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You know?
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Doing stuff.
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Running away. Hiding. We could have like a horror
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experience. So it's like
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a slasher and you're like hiding from
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the killer or whatever.
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you know and you're like
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hiding in houses
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going upstairs you know what I mean
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it all looks very real
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but
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I've never done a VR headset
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but I've seen videos of people
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like having them on and like being in the world
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or whatever
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like running upstairs and hiding
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and stuff
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how do you run upstairs without stairs
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no there's stairs
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so you just create an actual
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world
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then why not
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why not
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why have the VR at all
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why not just hire an actor
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or something
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that seems like
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throwing a VR headset
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on top of the stairs
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feels like a real
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fire hazard
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not fire hazard
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but like
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like personal
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injury hazard
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there's waivers
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of course
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but um
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because
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proprietary waivers
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no the
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I think the ones
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I have are fine
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no need to reinvent
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the wheel
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not this time
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next week
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it's a wheel
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no but hear me
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hear me out
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hear me out
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okay
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It's a lot more expensive to build, like, intricate or, like, fully formed spaces and to furnish them, you know?
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You could just do, like, industrial-style buildings, but when you have the VR headset on, it looks like a farmhouse.
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And, like, yeah, it's an industrial staircase, but when you have the VR on, it doesn't look like that.
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But, you know?
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So it's like a bare-bones set of stairs that could be, it could double as...
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or like a bare bones house structure that it could be a,
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a fun house for someone that wants to,
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you know,
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pretend like they've got a family that loves them or it could be a horror
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house,
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but you don't have to decorate it either way.
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Exactly.
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And we have themes.
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So it's like,
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Oh,
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this month we're running a horror this month.
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We're doing good for October.
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A hundred percent,
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which we are in.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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And,
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um,
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perfect timing.
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Yeah.
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God, I'd love to be in October.
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God, I love it.
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I love it.
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Oh, God, October.
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I want to be in you so bad.
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But think about it like this.
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It could be prehistoric.
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We have a dinosaur module.
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People are running from the dinos.
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Atlantis.
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You're underwater.
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I bet you a lot of people would do a Hunger Games VR.
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Oh, yeah.
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See if you can win the Hunger Games.
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That'd be cool.
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I don't know how you do that without actual weapons, but the idea is there.
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And the horror one, I bet you there would be a lot of groups of friends that want to be like,
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okay, which one of us is going to be the final girl?
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Like, who can make it, you know?
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Oh, when you get an award, final girl.
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Final girl, yeah.
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Do you get to, like in a horror movie, like have sex and then die?
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I'm sorry, have you seen Scream?
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Yeah, of course I've seen Scream.
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I have blood running through these veins, don't I?
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I have two eyes and a heart.
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Of course I've seen Scream.
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Scream.
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On the screen.
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You know, I believed you for a second.
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That's not what it's called.
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What?
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Tell me that wouldn't be fun, though.
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That would be fun.
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Here's what gave me the idea.
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Yeah.
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There's a lot of places that you'll probably never get to go that you maybe want to visit.
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How cool would it be if we could recreate like vistas and scenery from like countries that people may not get to visit?
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And you could like be on the Amalfi Coast, but not really.
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But it looks really like it.
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I think the biggest hiccup is really designing a world that you can, like designing a physical world that properly plugs and plays into all of these things.
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Needs to be multipurpose.
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Well, we are going to bring in the leading stage building talent.
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Oh, that's lucky.
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Yeah.
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You already locked them down.
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Yeah.
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And the ones that...
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Francois.
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Francois.
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Middle name, Francois.
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His parents.
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Yeah.
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Whimsical.
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We call him F3.
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His parents, not imaginative, but him...
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Off the charts.
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Off the charts.
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Yeah.
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What were we seeing?
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That you're bringing in the stage.
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Oh, and people who are going to retire and they want like a little self-clonal work, they're going to come.
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They believe in the vision too.
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So it's not all about money for them.
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You know?
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Now, is this a multi...
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Is this a multiplayer experience?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Go with your friends.
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Okay.
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So like, but do you have to be plugged into the same simulation?
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It's not like, what if your friend wants to be on the set of Full House
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and you want to be in Halloween?
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And then, like, is your friend, like, in there like,
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hey, I'm baking cookies, and then you're like, I'm going to die.
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The second one is in Full House, right?
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Yeah.
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I think it makes sense that people are in the same module.
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It has to be like an escape room.
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Like, you guys can do the same escape room together as a group of friends.
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If you really want to do separate escape rooms, that's fine,
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but you have to make separate reservations and do separate payments.
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You'll take the shuttle an acre over here to where we're doing.
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Exactly, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So it would just behoove everyone really Yeah Yeah Okay To what To do it together Oh What the point of having friends if you not going to do this together
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Yeah, like an escape room.
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Like if you and nine other friends went to an escape room and you're like, they're going
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to do this one, we're going to do this one.
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Well, I guess that's a lot of people that might actually make sense.
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But you know what I'm saying.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I just think this would be a lot of fun.
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I agree.
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Is VR technology really there?
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Yeah, the expensive stuff is good.
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Okay.
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The cheap stuff is bad.
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It's a price scale thing.
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Yeah.
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What do they feel like?
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Have you worn one?
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I did one for testing,
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and it was not intended to be realistic,
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the one I did,
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but it definitely disorients you.
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It's like I was in my office,
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and I was like moving about,
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and I knew to stay in like a little circle,
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because I didn't have that much room to go.
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So, like, you set the parameters when you do the settings.
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So, I'm, like, I'm not moving beyond the spot.
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And a couple of times, I, like, ran into something,
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because, like, you really do forget.
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Yeah.
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So, it's pretty, like, I don't know if it's,
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it's, like, when I watch a movie,
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I completely suspend my disbelief,
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and I don't even notice.
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Like, I watched a review of a movie I liked,
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and I'm, like, this guy hated this movie.
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And then he started making points, like, oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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But, like, when I was in it, I'm, like,
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I was just there to have a good time.
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Yeah, I get that.
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So, I think if you're whimsical,
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yeah yeah yeah and it's limitless think about it's infinite you could do any any sort of setup
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you want you could even just sit on a you could get on a bus and it could be like a train and
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you're like riding a european train through the scenery and i mean if this is so big that it's
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going to constitute some kind of transportation in between the various acres of the various
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experiences then that could be like a free
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like bonus thing like oh if you're going
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from this area to this area get on the train
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then you're in or like you're on the
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Hogwarts Express or something. Hell yeah.
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Hogwarts? You kidding me?
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Hmm. Yeah.
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How cool would that be?
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That one's going up. We're bumping that one up.
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Yeah so what kind of what other
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experiences do you have in mind? Like what
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do you think would be fun?
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Well I think
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the Magical Kingdom is
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going to be a huge draw um because then you have like a wand right so when you do like your magic
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you actually see like the magic yeah it's vr so that would be like kick ass um so that we talked
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about the horror stuff like slashers monsters just vacation stuff like i want to go see cool places
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i've never been um famous movie sets like famous like movie environments like oh i want to like
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go to all the places that were in Dumb and Dumber.
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You know?
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Yeah.
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That would be a funny one to do.
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You know?
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You could be in the...
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See, here's the application that I think this is...
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Que interesante.
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You could be in the movie.
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It's like you're not really...
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Like...
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Like we could cut out someone's part.
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You know what I mean?
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And you could be like interacting with Jim Carrey.
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You know what he's going to say
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because you've seen the movie, right?
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But now you're like the other character
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and you could like, you know,
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Josh around.
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Yeah.
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Um.
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So you could be at the bar at 10 a.m.
20:54
Land on the moon.
20:55
Yeah.
20:57
Wow.
20:59
I just think that'd be so cool.
21:01
Yeah, that would be very cool.
21:03
We could even have our own
21:06
customized worlds.
21:07
So it's like,
21:08
oh, you're going to go into
21:09
like a Honey, I Shrunk the Kids environment.
21:12
Yeah.
21:13
Where it's like everything's huge
21:14
and you're tiny.
21:15
Or the reverse is true, right?
21:18
You're a giant and everything's small.
21:19
Like, cool shit.
21:23
Like a Diet Coke can suddenly looks mini.
21:29
This guy gets it.
21:31
Yeah.
21:31
Yeah.
21:34
Yeah, no, I think that
21:35
this would really sell.
21:37
The limit is just as long as it's properly designed
21:41
so that the physical space actually works
21:43
with what's in this headset.
21:46
Yeah, because it's always funny to see those videos
21:48
of people that like,
21:50
like watching them do it
21:52
and they think they're doing things
21:53
or like they're very like gingerly,
21:55
like stepping off like something
21:57
or like someone gets excited and they run
21:59
and they just smack into a wall.
22:01
Hilarious.
22:02
Hilarious.
22:02
But it does show that the physical space around you
22:04
needs to kind of match it does yeah and remember the waiver a christmas town yeah and then you we
22:12
could even pipe in smells sense yeah and we could even have a this is so exciting we could even have
22:19
a like like i don't know like when it comes to like food like there could actually be real food
22:24
that like people could hand you in this environment yeah you're like in like a little christmas cafe
22:29
and so someone hand you
22:30
like a gingerbread man
22:31
or something
22:32
exactly
22:33
god how good is that
22:35
yeah
22:36
yeah just make it like
22:37
a Hallmark movie
22:38
a Christmas
22:39
people would go nuts for that
22:40
they totally would
22:41
I think especially with food
22:41
because you could like
22:42
sit down and have like
22:43
lunch with someone
22:44
in this like fake
22:45
virtual cafe
22:46
yeah
22:47
and um
22:48
I think holiday foods are
22:50
cause it's like
22:51
if it's not the holidays
22:52
yeah
22:53
you can't get that
22:54
that stuff
22:55
I censored shit
22:57
yeah I don't know
22:58
I don't know
22:58
I was excited about Christmas.
23:00
Yeah.
23:00
I didn't want Santa to hear.
23:01
I know.
23:03
It's okay.
23:04
He forgives you.
23:05
Yeah.
23:06
You've been a good boy.
23:07
Cinnamon rolls.
23:09
Mm-hmm.
23:10
Other pastries.
23:12
What are those sweetbreads called?
23:14
That you tear apart during Christmas?
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I don't know.
23:18
You know what I'm talking about, though?
23:19
They have, like, they're very fluffy on the inside.
23:22
They're very sweet.
23:24
Um, no.
23:26
Well, stick around me this Christmas.
23:27
I guess I will.
23:28
I'm looking forward to it
23:31
um
23:33
okay so holidays are big
23:35
yep
23:35
I think yeah
23:38
movie experiences
23:40
are big
23:40
um
23:41
futuristic
23:42
something futuristic
23:43
oh yes
23:44
I love
23:45
future stuff
23:47
yeah
23:47
like Blade Runner type shit
23:48
oh there
23:49
came right out
23:50
see we're out of Christmas Town
23:51
so
23:51
yep
23:52
yeah
23:52
no censoring here
23:53
yeah
23:54
yeah stuff like that
23:55
uh
23:56
I personally don't care for the Old West.
24:00
People do like the Old West.
24:01
I know, me neither, but we gotta have it.
24:02
It's like everybody's, it's all dusty and everyone smells.
24:04
It's stupid.
24:04
Why would you want to be there?
24:05
They didn't have indoor plumbing.
24:07
Don't go anywhere where there's no indoor plumbing.
24:10
Right.
24:12
Idiots.
24:15
Yeah, you will have to keep your VR headset on
24:17
while you go to the bathroom during this experience,
24:19
just for the record.
24:20
So you won't see us in the corner watching?
24:22
Enter the pervs
24:26
I was just thinking
24:28
But this time we are the pervs
24:30
Yep
24:30
100%
24:32
The pervies have become the perverts
24:35
I think this would be awesome
24:37
Yeah
24:39
I think it would be too
24:40
I think people
24:42
The only problem would be
24:44
People would want to live in those worlds forever
24:46
Sounds like a recurring client base
24:49
Yeah
24:49
you could do like
24:51
we could get a team of programmers on the case
24:54
and then we could have that be a great way for ongoing
24:55
income is people
24:57
could request certain experiences and then
24:59
we'll be like hey we'll build it for you
25:02
for this price oh yeah and then rich
25:04
people will oh for sure yeah build their
25:06
own but then okay do we have a limit on
25:08
what
25:09
we will allow
25:11
like a hundred percent there's going to
25:14
be someone that wants to hunt people
25:15
it's fake I think as long as it's people that
25:17
we don't like I'm okay with it
25:19
I like how we went
25:21
two different tracks
25:21
with that one
25:22
yeah
25:22
it's not real
25:23
and Joe's like
25:23
as long as it's people
25:24
we don't
25:24
wouldn't mind being dead
25:25
in real life
25:26
as long as it's real people
25:27
that we hate
25:27
no but you know what I mean
25:30
like do we allow
25:31
do we allow like
25:33
snuff
25:33
material
25:35
uh
25:42
we'll talk off pod
25:44
um
25:45
I don't know
25:47
I think so
25:48
As Rachel Maddow would say,
25:51
it's purely for entertainment purposes.
25:53
So I think it's fine.
25:55
Maybe they just have to sign something
25:57
where it like I promise that I not really gonna do this And also if I do this that it wasn inspired by me being able to do it now And if I do end up doing this later then I owe the creators of this VR experience for lying to them
26:13
And bump it up.
26:15
Big old wet kiss and say, I'm sorry.
26:20
Thank you, baby.
26:23
All right.
26:25
Well, what do you want to call this?
26:25
something about like other world
26:27
you know or like
26:30
something with like a channel like a remote control
26:34
like a channel because you're like changing it
26:36
you know
26:37
I don't know
26:38
simu
26:43
simu
26:47
something with simulate simulator
26:49
escape world
26:50
damn that was good out the gate
26:55
escape world
26:57
fuck I love that
27:00
does it make it sound depressing
27:04
like escape the world
27:05
people understand
27:07
oh I think it's cool like
27:10
escape world the new like
27:13
themed experience
27:15
we'll put an exclamation point on it no one's gonna be depressed
27:17
yeah okay
27:17
question mark
27:20
whole point of punctuation is to clear this stuff up
27:23
nice nice
27:26
we got a winner
27:27
that's it
27:29
no other names
27:30
escape world
27:30
exclamation point
27:31
I meant we have a
27:32
winner of a concept
27:33
we can absolutely
27:34
keep concept of a
27:36
business
27:36
oh oh okay
27:37
I thought you meant
27:37
the name
27:38
no escape world
27:39
is hard to beat
27:40
I will say
27:40
maybe something
27:42
with imagine
27:43
or imagination
27:44
you know
27:47
yeah
27:47
now I'm just
27:50
thinking of imagineer
27:51
but that's a Disney
27:51
thing right
27:52
me too
27:52
well I was thinking
27:53
like
27:53
imagine nearby.
27:55
Imagine.
27:56
Or something with lost.
27:58
Is she getting lost in it?
28:02
You're never getting off this island
28:03
for the next hour
28:04
or however long you paid
28:05
for your time.
28:06
An hour would not do it.
28:08
Oh, yeah.
28:08
This is a four hour.
28:10
I feel like an hour
28:11
could be like the minimum.
28:12
That's like the bare minimum.
28:13
For depending on,
28:13
like, sure,
28:14
if you just want to ride a train.
28:15
Once you get a wand in your hand,
28:18
you're not wanting
28:19
to get out of there.
28:20
Francis, we're talking
28:21
about the invention.
28:22
A wand in each hand?
28:23
Wait, what?
28:23
do you have any ideas
28:28
um
28:31
no I never do
28:36
I'm terrible at the names
28:37
that's not true
28:38
yeah it is
28:39
it's
28:43
it's very true
28:46
uh
28:46
yeah
28:49
simulator
28:50
that's a great slogan
28:53
Yeah.
28:54
Yeah.
28:54
Guess we'll simulate her.
28:56
Yeah.
28:57
I hardly know her.
29:05
No, I don't know why I paused like I had something.
29:07
I didn't.
29:08
Okay.
29:09
I did not.
29:10
All right.
29:10
Well, this is a one-name invention.
29:13
Escape World.
29:15
Yeah, I like that.
29:16
All right.
29:16
It's beautiful.
29:17
Let's do it.
29:17
Well, um.
29:19
I think the best part is we only need a few million dollars to get started.
29:24
Which is like nothing, by the way.
29:26
Yeah.
29:27
Yeah.
29:28
Tiffany's friends.
29:31
And peanuts.
29:33
Yeah.
29:33
Yeah.
29:36
So, this will be a great...
29:38
We'll have gift certificates available.
29:41
Because it's going to be great stocking stuffers.
29:43
so uh you know holidays coming up so if you want or if you want to prep for the holidays
29:52
get in the mood i know it's october so you can get your simulation in now and then
29:57
your halloween one your your murder escape oh and think about this we could put you on the
30:04
world's most dangerous roller coaster that's just a a chair wouldn't that would have to move no but
30:11
It does move.
30:12
The chair is like a custom roller coaster chair
30:14
that basically moves on multiple axes
30:17
and you think you're in a roller coaster
30:22
and it like actually does like move.
30:25
It can tilt you upside down.
30:26
But it feel like you had forward momentum.
30:31
Yeah.
30:32
Don't you know you can trick cats this way too?
30:34
You can put a cat in a box
30:35
and then look up on YouTube roller coaster
30:37
and then you could shake the box a little
30:40
and then like tilt it
30:41
as the roller coaster moves.
30:42
Cats love it.
30:43
So do kids.
30:46
But cats,
30:48
theoretically,
30:49
are not as bright as people.
30:51
Anyway.
30:52
Kids, I said.
30:54
Kids are people.
30:55
Who are bright as people.
30:58
Well,
30:58
this,
30:59
the Escape Worlds,
31:00
well,
31:01
it's available now.
31:02
So,
31:03
get yourself tickets.
31:05
If you're really rich,
31:06
tell us what you want us to design.
31:08
Francois,
31:09
Francois,
31:09
Francois,
31:10
it will be on it.
31:12
F3?
31:13
F3.
31:14
Good old F3.
31:16
He hates that nickname.
31:17
I know.
31:18
But whatever.
31:19
It works for us.
31:20
And it's stuck now.
31:21
And he doesn't want to look petty
31:23
by like fighting it too hard.
31:25
He like fought it a little bit
31:26
and we just doubled down on it.
31:28
No, he knows the more he pushes back
31:30
the harder it sticks.
31:31
Well, what was weird
31:31
did you hear the other day
31:32
when he referred to himself as F3
31:35
but you could tell
31:36
like he was trying to pretend like
31:37
look guys, I'm okay with it too.
31:39
and then it was like,
31:41
bitch, you don't like this.
31:45
You're not tricking us into stopping with this nickname.
31:49
And actually a couple weeks before that,
31:52
because I saw the evolution of this a couple weeks before that.
31:55
Yeah.
31:57
He wasn't on board with it.
31:58
He tried to make another nickname happen first.
32:00
No, he tried to force a different nickname.
32:02
He was like,
32:05
he got a soda from the soda machine
32:08
and it didn't make him pay for it.
32:10
And then everyone was like, oh my God, wow.
32:12
And then he was like, well, I guess that's just classic triple Frank.
32:17
And we were all like, what?
32:19
F3, what are you talking about?
32:21
And then he just walked away.
32:23
And I think he might have been crying actually, but.
32:25
Who did this?
32:26
Francois, Francois, Francois.
32:27
F3, yeah.
32:28
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:29
F3.
32:29
I'm there.
32:30
Yeah.
32:31
Well, yeah, I mean, you heard triple Frank and you were like, who is that?
32:34
Right, exactly.
32:35
Because it doesn't have the same.
32:36
No.
32:36
Triple Frank?
32:37
What are you, super honest?
32:39
Shut up.
32:39
Yeah.
32:40
Nice try, buddy.
32:42
It's not going to happen.
32:45
Well, F3 and the boys are on it.
32:49
And it's available now.
32:51
Go to veryfinefriends.com and get more information there.
32:57
Good job, Francis.
32:58
Thanks.
32:59
All right.
33:00
That wraps up the invention of the week.
33:03
Good job, Francis, or F1 as we call you.
33:05
Thanks.
33:08
Like the race.
33:09
Yeah.
33:11
Well, it's time now for our next segment.
33:16
Gotcha.
33:17
Better watch out because you're about to get guts.
33:22
Chud.
33:28
You going to talk about it?
33:29
I think the listeners will get a...
33:32
Well, I think they'll understand what's going on.
33:35
Uh, but we're just, we're just, Francis and I are going to be telling each other stories that we don't know about each other yet, which is hard.
33:43
We've, we've told a lot of stories, but.
33:46
Yeah, this is tough.
33:48
Uh, you want to start?
33:50
Um, sure.
33:54
So there was this, uh, one time in high school, it was, um, like science fair time.
34:03
and I was, I didn't care about winning.
34:12
I didn't care about doing a good job.
34:13
I just needed to get a passing grade.
34:15
I knew I wasn't going to be doing anything science-based, right?
34:18
So I was just going to do the standard volcano.
34:22
I know.
34:24
And so,
34:27
it's baking soda, I think,
34:31
that you put into it that makes it come out.
34:35
Anyway, I'm not that bright.
34:40
No.
34:41
So, well, okay.
34:43
okay, let me put it this way. When it comes to science, I'm not really focused. I don't care.
34:47
So I, I got baking powder, but I didn't bother to test it. And so, so I put the baking powder
34:58
inside the volcano and I went to like pour in like whatever, was it like vinegar or something,
35:04
whatever the other activating agent is, and like nothing's happening. And so like now I've got a
35:10
crisis on my hands, right? Because the teacher is watching this happen. Is this in front of the
35:15
whole class? No, it's in front, it's like in the auditorium because it was like, it was a multi
35:19
class science fair. It was like representatives from each grade. So like, and it doesn't matter
35:30
how that, it doesn't matter how they work it out bureaucratically. But so, so like nothing's
35:38
happening the teacher's watching and then i poured this vinegar in but then what i didn't realize is
35:42
that there's um like i didn't properly seal the base of the volcano and so the when i poured the
35:54
vinegar in it starts like seeping out the bottom i know and so now not only i now have multiple
36:00
crises on my hands okay because not only is the thing not exploding but the it's like
36:07
disintegrating from the bottom up.
36:10
And the teacher is just,
36:11
and I'm just like,
36:12
just give me a freaking C.
36:13
That's all I care about
36:14
on this stupid thing.
36:15
And I already did the most
36:16
trite thing possible
36:17
by making the volcano.
36:22
And so then, like,
36:25
so then I, like,
36:28
I ran to my car.
36:31
I had, like, in the car,
36:33
I had a bag from CVS.
36:35
It had shaving cream in it.
36:37
So I just started spraying the shaving cream.
36:41
Like, well, the t-shirt had gone into, like,
36:42
and then I was spraying the shaving cream inside the volcano,
36:46
like, hoping that it'll look like, oh, I finally did it!
36:49
I finally did it!
36:51
And it, but then it didn't work because it was, like, the gel kind.
36:57
So it didn't make foam, it made gel.
36:59
And so then, like, the t-shirt comes back,
37:01
and there's just, like, this blue mess on top.
37:03
And, like, the volcano is now, like, half the size.
37:07
And anyway.
37:08
Oh, my God.
37:10
I got a D.
37:11
No.
37:12
Gotcha.
37:15
No.
37:16
Oh, you did get me.
37:17
I gotcha.
37:18
No, I invented a real time machine and I aced that science fair.
37:22
That's.
37:23
What?
37:24
Yeah, that's the real story.
37:28
I'm actually amazing at science.
37:30
Okay, thanks.
37:31
Anyway, I was just, I just thought I'd razz you.
37:33
You got me.
37:34
I gotcha.
37:35
You did get me.
37:35
that reminds me of something that's not related at all
37:39
I can tell you about it
37:40
you know I spent a lot of time in Mexico
37:43
as a child
37:44
and
37:45
we used to resort hop
37:49
so
37:50
my dad would like sneak into
37:53
whatever like
37:54
resort pool
37:57
area that we weren't supposed to be in
37:59
because we didn't have a band
38:00
but he like knew all the best places to go so we would like sneak
38:03
in
38:04
and um he would like get i don't take a drunk but he would like go like drink at the cabana
38:11
or whatever and i would like swim in the pool and um well i was always embarrassed i was i was always
38:20
embarrassed in like every situation i think i told you my grandpa used to like sneak forced me
38:24
to go to like multiple movies that we didn't pay for oh yeah yeah yeah like i'm always like
38:30
oh god I'm gonna be perceived and so like I was always nervous because I knew we didn't have a
38:35
band and like I could not relax I could not have fun because the whole time like I'm we're gonna
38:40
get found out we're gonna get kicked and it did happen we did get kicked out of like pools that's
38:44
a high stress level as a kid to yes pay for the day pass yeah and especially if you know that
38:51
feeling of being kicked out and like that embarrassing feeling is embarrassing yeah
38:55
Right?
38:56
You're telling me I'm not supposed to be here.
38:58
Yeah.
38:59
Hate it.
39:00
Anyway, so one time I was getting out of the pool and one of the people that worked there
39:07
saw they didn't have a band and they pointed at me and yelled in front of everyone, like,
39:12
you need to get out of here.
39:15
Gotcha.
39:15
Oh.
39:16
No, really.
39:17
I get out of the pool and I wrap the towel around my breasts like a lady.
39:23
And my dad walked away.
39:25
I saw the ladies doing it
39:29
I didn't
39:30
Know why they were doing it
39:31
And
39:33
So I just tied it up there
39:35
Like started walking around
39:36
I wish I could say gotcha to that
39:41
But that's what happened
39:42
I believe you
39:43
Yeah
39:43
I'm gonna tell another high school story
39:47
That's okay with you
39:50
It's preferred
39:51
Okay
39:52
I don't know how it was in your high school
39:57
In our high school gym was weird
39:59
I went to an all girls high school
40:01
That is weird
40:02
Yeah
40:03
But it wasn't always traditional sports stuff
40:08
So there was
40:11
There was
40:14
Like what
40:16
I don't know why I thought this would be a good idea
40:19
But I could have either
40:20
We could have either done, like, we had a choice in, like, for, like, a six-week period of what we were, or not six weeks.
40:26
It was less than that.
40:27
It was for, like, three weeks maybe.
40:30
Like, this is what you're going to be learning for these three weeks.
40:33
Like, and we would have it not every day, but they would, like, rotating schedules anyway.
40:37
That's not the point.
40:38
Again, I don't want to get into the bureaucracy of high school and how they monitored things.
40:45
So I had a choice between tennis and cheerleading.
40:48
and I chose cheerleading.
40:52
You did?
40:53
Yes, because I thought it would be funny.
40:55
And it was funny to see me try to do that
41:00
because I was absolutely terrible at it,
41:03
as you can probably imagine.
41:05
And I should have just done tennis.
41:08
But I...
41:11
Like, everyone else was taking it seriously
41:14
and I just...
41:16
I was like, no one else is doing this, ironically.
41:18
And I was the only one and I couldn't do like any of the gymnastics stuff, but like a lot of these girls could.
41:27
So I'm just like, like the lone idiot in the corner.
41:32
And, uh, yeah.
41:35
Wow.
41:36
But like, eventually they just were like, okay, just, you know, just stand in the back and try not to, try not to get in the way.
41:43
and I wrote out my three weeks and it was fine.
41:47
But I learned my lesson to not really do things ironically
41:50
that are going to take a lot of time.
41:52
Oh, that really sounds tough.
41:54
Gotcha.
41:57
What?
41:58
I know.
41:59
Can you believe it?
41:59
What do you mean?
42:01
How'd you get me?
42:02
The real story is sophomore year, everyone had to do a dance.
42:07
You would pair up and you'd do...
42:09
This has nothing to do with rotating sports?
42:13
No.
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Well, no.
42:16
In which things are led.
42:18
No, but the sophomore year, the sophomore class,
42:20
at the end of every year, would do a dance.
42:22
Like, that was their thing.
42:25
And I was, so you'd pair up, like, you'd group up,
42:31
and then, like, you'd have to do your own choreography and everything.
42:34
And it was myself.
42:35
We had myself, my friend Ellie, Keisha, and Tara.
42:43
Keisha and Tara were very good dancers.
42:45
Yeah.
42:45
And they were both very good.
42:47
Ellie and I were not.
42:48
We were like the least coordinated people in the school.
42:51
And so they like did all the dancing in the front.
42:54
And then they were like,
42:55
okay, Jenna and Ellie,
42:56
you standing back just behind us
42:58
and you just need to come up with something
43:00
that like a four count And so what we came up with was what we called the Coke can And it was listeners you won be able to see this but it like a four count And so what we came up with was what we called the Coke can And it was listeners you won be able to see this but it like holding a can in front of you
43:12
popping the lid, putting it to your mouth to drink and coming back down.
43:16
That was our four count. They were like, okay, fine.
43:19
Which I especially love that because the fourth count of one measure is the same as the first
43:23
count of the next measure. So it's technically not a four count because the last move and the
43:28
first move are the same well well no there's the finality of just the well it doesn't matter
43:34
anyway that's the real story wow thank you for telling me that
43:40
um hmm story for you story for you story oh
43:53
I hope this isn't
43:56
I hope this isn't too dark
43:58
but
43:58
when I used to live up in Anthem
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That is too dark.
44:09
When I used to live up there
44:10
so we
44:11
we
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I'm mad about it now
44:14
so we sold our
44:15
I say we
44:15
I was like a literal child
44:17
sold our house
44:18
in North Phoenix
44:19
to go move to Anthem
44:21
which now that
44:22
you know when you look
44:23
back and like man if we just stayed in that house um anyway we moved to moved up to anthem
44:29
we bought the ugliest house that was a spec house that was available because it was like
44:35
already built and my dad wanted to like put like a lowball offer on it and they were like they're
44:39
not going to take that and my dad's like you have to submit it that's the rules so like they submitted
44:43
the offer and they took the lowball offer it was such an ugly house that like like it had pink
44:51
tile
44:53
and green carpet.
44:55
And I mean like light green carpet
44:57
and pink tile.
45:00
Like baby pink?
45:03
It was kind of like a swirl
45:05
of colors, but it was like
45:08
pink and green was the colors of our house.
45:10
Yeah.
45:10
So we lived with it.
45:12
And then it took forever to sell this house.
45:13
We wanted to sell it because nobody wanted it.
45:16
Yeah.
45:16
And everyone tried telling my dad
45:18
like, replace something.
45:21
right, change the carpet.
45:23
The tile would probably be like neutralized
45:25
if you change the carpet.
45:26
He like didn't want to do it.
45:27
And he did like weird things to this house.
45:28
Like it was a two story
45:30
and the laundry room was upstairs
45:31
with all the like secondary bedrooms.
45:34
And he cut, he put a door into the laundry room
45:41
to go out onto the back.
45:44
What was now a patio,
45:46
which was just the covered patio for like downstairs.
45:49
He like made a balcony on the back of the house and it was so like ugly because he just put a door, a regular door on it.
46:02
So like when you're driving behind the house and like you look up, you just see this like normal fucking door, like a bedroom door that goes like.
46:13
anyway um that house on that street um i actually got hit by a car what gotcha oh
46:24
actually that is the location where i was passed up by an abductor
46:29
yeah i was walking to get the mail and this car like a stereotypically like abductor car
46:39
pulls up it is like slowly coming up behind me and like so i turned because i heard the car
46:45
and i and you were like pick me pick me no first i was like oh oh god like what's going on because
46:50
he was like following me very slowly and then like i'm almost at the mailbox and like i turn
46:57
and the guy's like looking forward to like look me up and down and then takes off oh
47:02
And I was like
47:05
Well that's rude
47:06
Gotcha
47:08
I was abducted that day
47:10
No
47:14
No
47:17
Anyway isn't that crazy
47:18
I'm sorry
47:21
So it didn't have a
47:23
It didn't have
47:24
A weird door
47:26
No it did
47:27
Oh okay
47:28
That wasn't the part I was gotching
47:29
Ah
47:30
Yeah
47:31
And then I drove by the house years later and they took it off.
47:34
They restored it to its former normal glory.
47:37
Thank God.
47:38
Yeah.
47:40
We got our car stolen out of that garage one time.
47:45
And this pisses me off to no end.
47:48
So it was a car my dad was borrowing.
47:50
It was a Blazer.
47:51
Someone's, this was the time when it was popular.
47:53
People had like fake clickers where they could like go around and like try people's garage doors.
47:58
Oh, yeah, yeah.
47:59
They got ours.
48:01
stole the car out of the driveway we didn't know it was gone
48:04
found out because my dad went to leave and the car was gone his wallet he always left his wallet in
48:10
the car and like keys everything important he would always leave in the car and so we were like
48:18
part of the sting basically they're like oh we think the car's at because my cousin was like in
48:22
law enforcement he's like we think the car's at this casino so we like go to the casino we're
48:25
looking for the car it was like with all this stuff or whatever he still leaves his shit in the car
48:30
to this day.
48:33
That,
48:34
wait,
48:34
doesn't he park outside?
48:36
No.
48:36
Okay.
48:37
Well,
48:37
one of his cars is.
48:40
Uh,
48:41
that's,
48:42
he has not learned his lesson?
48:43
No.
48:44
And I'm always like,
48:46
I lock the door
48:47
between like the garage
48:48
and the house.
48:49
Yeah.
48:50
I'm like,
48:50
I'm not making this shit,
48:51
I'm not making this shit
48:52
any easier.
48:54
You know?
48:55
Yeah.
48:56
Well,
48:56
you've learned.
48:58
Hmm.
49:00
Gotcha.
49:01
What? You haven't learned?
49:02
No, I'm kidding.
49:03
That was just a bonus story.
49:04
All that was true.
49:08
Well, I think we've learned a lot about each other.
49:15
What do you think, Francis?
49:17
Yeah.
49:18
Do you want to get me one more time?
49:21
Oh, do I have one more story in me?
49:23
Do you?
49:25
Punk?
49:27
Let me think.
49:27
Yeah.
49:30
Yeah, I could probably do another one.
49:32
Okay.
49:33
High school?
49:33
Just for old time's sake?
49:37
Sure.
49:38
Yeah, let's do another high school story.
49:40
Okay.
49:44
So, I was on student council.
49:51
Yeah, I could see that for you.
49:54
Junior year, I was the president of my class.
49:56
Of course you were.
49:57
Yep.
49:57
Madam Perez.
49:58
Yep.
50:00
And I, uh, so it was, I was, I don't think I was a very good president because I didn't, like, I was not like super in it.
50:15
Like, I just did it for fun, basically.
50:18
I just wanted to see if I could win.
50:22
But then I had, like, responsibilities and stuff.
50:24
So I think we were kind of like that year our class was kind of the we were like the animal house of classes.
50:33
And so we had to make for the homecoming.
50:41
Each class had to design a float.
50:44
And the float had to look nice and be indicative of something.
50:53
If your class, like, was supposed to look like a parade float, basically.
50:57
Yeah, sure.
51:00
Ours did not.
51:01
It was very, like, slap-tash.
51:02
It was very funny looking.
51:03
There was a blow-up doll on it.
51:06
It was a different time.
51:08
I know.
51:09
Uh...
51:10
But it was, like, it was com...
51:11
Ours was comical.
51:12
It looked slapped together,
51:14
but, like, in a way that I thought was hilarious.
51:16
But, like, other people had, like, other grades.
51:18
Like, it all looked really nice.
51:20
And, um...
51:22
I It just did not look good Um and But it like I don know how to do any of this And I was like all right yeah you guys like whatever you want to do
51:33
like we'll slap it on there.
51:35
This is how the blow up doll
51:36
came to be on there.
51:38
And eventually
51:39
we got in trouble for it
51:43
and I was impeached.
51:47
But administratively?
51:48
Yep.
51:49
Gotcha.
51:50
Gotcha.
51:50
Oh,
51:51
I forgot we were doing that.
51:53
Okay.
51:54
I wasn't impeached then.
51:57
I was kicked off student council later.
52:00
By whom?
52:01
By the administration.
52:03
They can't do that.
52:04
They did.
52:06
They did because they said that I skipped walk-a-thon.
52:10
Which you did.
52:12
They had no proof of this.
52:16
But they just had this feeling that I did.
52:18
And I was like, you can't prove anything.
52:20
What is Walkathon?
52:21
It was some stupid thing where it's like, you've got to walk these many miles and you get sponsors or whatever.
52:31
How is that related to Stugo?
52:33
But why do you need to do the actual watching?
52:38
Why do you have to do the actual walking if you already got the money?
52:40
We got the money already, baby.
52:42
They don't care if we walk.
52:45
No one's monitoring this.
52:47
Was this the thing where you tried to like gaslight everyone into thinking that you were there by being like, no, no, no.
52:53
Like I saw you.
52:55
Here's the thing.
52:57
I didn't have to gaslight people.
52:59
They were self gaslighting.
53:02
I had people come up to me afterwards and be like, Jenna, wait, you're like in trouble for this.
53:08
I was like, I know.
53:09
Can you believe it?
53:10
My guidance counselor was like, I saw you.
53:14
I waved to you.
53:15
And I was like, I know.
53:17
I had friends who were like, I remember passing you and like waving behind you.
53:22
And I was like, I know, but they don't believe me.
53:24
But other people were coming on my behalf to tell me they saw me at Walkathon.
53:29
Why would they levy this accusation at you?
53:32
Because they didn't like me.
53:33
They definitely did not like me.
53:35
To be fair, it was true.
53:36
That's beside the point.
53:37
But they didn't have proof.
53:38
And they knew that they didn't have proof because...
53:41
So now I'm being held responsible, even though I don't think I should be, which I am anyway.
53:45
But no, but they didn't have proof.
53:48
There was one meeting where like they pulled me into the dean's office and literally every single powerful person at that school was there.
53:57
I was sitting in a chair.
53:57
They're all standing up in this like this little office.
54:00
This is draconian.
54:02
And the dean is like, we know you did it.
54:05
Just tell us that you did it.
54:07
And I'm like, I don't know what to tell you.
54:09
I was like, I was there.
54:11
Like never once wavered.
54:12
Never one time.
54:14
And then they were like, just tell us.
54:15
We know you weren't there.
54:16
And I was like, I don't know what to tell you.
54:18
And they're like, well, then how come you can't tell me, can't give me a huge list of names of people that saw you there or that you saw?
54:24
And I was like, I don't know.
54:26
Like, I was like, do you remember every person?
54:29
It was like everyone was doing it.
54:30
It's like the whole school was there.
54:32
I saw the whole school.
54:34
And they're like, you don't really, you didn't notice any specific people.
54:38
and and then i was like you the only thing that you're proving is that i'm self-involved which
54:43
you already think anyway so what is and then they were nice so i got a bunch of detentions but they
54:49
never proved anything and they kicked me off student council they punished you for not having
54:53
no proof yeah i know and later i told my guidance counselor about this she didn't know about it at
54:58
the time and she was like they never even asked me i would have told them i saw you there and i
55:02
was like thank you it's too late now but i appreciate that can you just tell them anyway i
55:06
I know.
55:06
Well, it's too late now.
55:07
So what are you going to do for me instead?
55:09
Yeah.
55:09
Anyway, that was true.
55:14
No gotcha?
55:14
No gotcha on that one.
55:16
Wow.
55:16
That's my one last story.
55:18
Thank you.
55:18
That was really...
55:20
All right.
55:21
Well, now we've learned a lot.
55:25
Yeah.
55:25
And that wraps up.
55:28
Gotcha.
55:29
Or does it?
55:29
Yes, it does.
55:30
Gotcha.
55:31
No, I gotcha.
55:36
It's time now for our final segment, The Big Question.
55:41
The question is very big.
55:45
Okay.
55:45
You got something for me?
55:46
Yeah, I got something for you.
55:47
All right.
55:50
I'm going to have you do a little world building for me.
55:52
Oh, okay.
55:53
My big question is a big challenge.
55:56
Oh, okay.
55:57
The challenge is to, because I was thinking about this earlier because we were discussing the VR escape world.
56:02
when I thought,
56:04
you know how we don't really have
56:06
any really good theme parks here?
56:09
Yeah.
56:10
And there really aren't that many
56:12
in general to go to.
56:15
I really like Knott's Berry Farm
56:16
and I think it's very unique
56:18
for a theme park personally.
56:19
Yeah, no, no, I did say here.
56:21
You mean like where we live?
56:22
Yeah, where we live.
56:22
Oh, sorry.
56:23
I was thinking about the country at large.
56:25
I agree with you.
56:25
Thank you.
56:26
And the country at large
56:26
does have some good options,
56:28
but we need more.
56:28
That's where you come in.
56:29
Okay.
56:30
I want you to design a new theme park
56:32
and you're going to tell me what it like what it's called like why does it exist right like
56:40
obviously disney has a purpose nonsbury farm has a purpose metro center has a purpose i mean it's
56:45
not called much uh castles and coasters yeah um so you're going to design your own theme park
56:50
tell me about the why it exists the founders and like what's unique about it and what are the rides
56:56
okay
56:57
ooh
56:59
ooh
57:00
okay does that do
57:01
okay
57:04
I have an immediate and quick idea if you want a little time
57:07
to flush out
57:09
I mean I have an idea too but throw yours out real quick
57:11
yeah just real quick just to get like
57:13
you can flush out your idea more and make it
57:15
okay
57:15
and make it better you know
57:17
that's not what I meant sorry
57:19
no my idea is
57:23
Divorcelandia
57:24
and it's for children of divorce
57:27
to be able to relive the experience
57:29
of having their parents divorce
57:31
but it's a fun way.
57:34
So they could have like a roller coaster
57:35
where it's like, who gets custody?
57:38
And then there's like
57:39
the spinning, the ride could be like
57:43
your mom's new boyfriend.
57:45
Do you call him dad?
57:46
Do you not call him dad?
57:48
Turn left for no, right for yes.
57:51
You know, stuff like that.
57:52
Or how long?
57:57
Yeah, I don't know.
57:58
How excited do you act about your dad's studio apartment
58:01
that you have to go to on the weekends?
58:04
One of them is just a big house,
58:06
and you're in it and you've got to hold on
58:07
as the house breaks apart, literally.
58:11
And it's being broken by some 25-year-old skank named Shelly.
58:16
Okay.
58:17
That's pretty good out of the gate.
58:19
Thank you.
58:19
Thank you.
58:20
and I'm standing by the name
58:22
it's going to be called Divorcelandia
58:25
that is final offer
58:27
no compromise
58:27
uh
58:30
okay
58:31
so
58:35
okay so my
58:37
idea would be
58:38
similar to themes that I've had in the past
58:41
where I like to like
58:42
say like if I could get away
58:45
with it I'd sneak into like people's
58:47
houses do stuff like that
58:49
It would be a whole, it would be like a whole set of neighborhoods and other people's houses.
59:01
And you'd be able to like sneak into them.
59:03
So there'd be like actors in the houses and like, or sometimes they could be empty.
59:07
You wouldn't know.
59:08
But it's like, how can you sneak around and like, and then like look through people's stuff.
59:14
And like, how long can you go without being noticed?
59:17
so it would be a whole like sneaky village.
59:20
Okay.
59:21
And there would be like
59:24
like challenges
59:28
that you see if you can accomplish.
59:31
So it's not just like,
59:31
you're not just like walking
59:32
and it's like,
59:33
and just being like,
59:34
oh, whatever.
59:35
Like they saw me, who cares?
59:36
It'd be like, no, no.
59:37
You need to see if you can like
59:38
get like the left shoe
59:43
out of this closet But you know Dr Kevorkian left shoe was the first name that came to my head Sorry The only doctor name that comes to your head Everything okay Um anyway
1:00:00
uh, or, or, or like, then some of the rides could be like, hide in the backseat of their car and see
1:00:09
if you can drive to the grocery store
1:00:12
without them knowing it or things like that.
1:00:15
So it'd be a lot of like sneaky stuff.
1:00:18
And then what are the stakes?
1:00:19
What happens if you can't do it?
1:00:22
We could have varying stakes,
1:00:23
like different parts of the land where if,
1:00:29
because like you'd want a kid's area
1:00:31
where it's just like, oh, we caught you.
1:00:33
Like, whatever.
1:00:34
Like, or if you wanted to have lower stakes,
1:00:37
but we could be like higher stakes with harder challenges for the people that like get really
1:00:43
into it and intense and if you get caught you get thrown out like you're done oh so it's like
1:00:49
you need to be like and you're allowed to come with just like a certain degree of equipment not
1:00:54
a lot so it's not like you can but it's like then people would have to be creative of how they
1:00:59
because like you also have to then you need to be convincing if you're
1:01:03
you need to be convincing if you're in the world.
1:01:10
Like, if you're in a public area, that's free zone,
1:01:13
but people can interact with you.
1:01:14
So if someone sees you coming out of somebody else's house,
1:01:17
like, if you get caught that way,
1:01:18
you need to convince them that you are allowed to be in there.
1:01:21
And so you'd have to be, like...
1:01:23
I'm an actor.
1:01:25
You're, like, a good...
1:01:25
Yeah, you'd have to be able to come up with...
1:01:27
I'm part of the staff.
1:01:27
Good...
1:01:28
I'm Dr. Kevorkian.
1:01:29
Yeah.
1:01:30
It's my left shoe.
1:01:33
Yeah.
1:01:34
So.
1:01:36
That's interesting.
1:01:37
I like that.
1:01:38
Yeah.
1:01:38
It reminds me of like, what's the thing they do here?
1:01:41
The corn maze.
1:01:44
You know what I'm talking about?
1:01:46
Yeah.
1:01:46
They probably do that a lot.
1:01:47
The maze maze.
1:01:47
It's called, it has a name.
1:01:48
I can't remember the name.
1:01:49
But anyway, like you're in it and like you, people can chase you and stuff like that.
1:01:53
I think immersive experiences are fun.
1:01:56
Yes.
1:01:57
So very on, kind of on brand with our.
1:02:00
Yeah.
1:02:01
What would you call this?
1:02:03
I don't know.
1:02:08
I'm terrible with names.
1:02:09
You know that.
1:02:10
Well, maybe Joe could pop one out.
1:02:12
I came up with Dr. Kevorkian on the fly.
1:02:15
That's where I went.
1:02:16
That's not exactly a current reference.
1:02:18
I know it's not.
1:02:20
Joe?
1:02:24
Joe's on the toilet.
1:02:25
Um.
1:02:26
Pillage Village?
1:02:35
PV.
1:02:36
Oh, I don't know about that.
1:02:37
I like that.
1:02:38
Yeah, something like that.
1:02:40
Yeah, I like that.
1:02:41
Something with town or village.
1:02:43
Okay.
1:02:43
Yeah.
1:02:44
Perfect.
1:02:46
All right.
1:02:46
Well, thanks.
1:02:47
Great job.
1:02:50
I've successfully answered.
1:02:52
Okay, that wraps up The Big Question.
1:02:55
The Big Question.
1:02:56
Okay. All right. We know what a time it is. It's the final bit of business time.
1:03:02
You sound exhausted.
1:03:03
It's secret words.
1:03:04
We know what time it is.
1:03:05
Well, I don't think I have it, so I'm going to go first, if that's okay with you.
1:03:09
Okay.
1:03:13
Is your word prehistoric?
1:03:15
No.
1:03:16
Thank God it wasn't your decoy word.
1:03:18
I know. You would have got up and left.
1:03:19
I know.
1:03:21
Module?
1:03:21
No.
1:03:23
Dumber?
1:03:24
No.
1:03:25
You just really want to be in the set of Dumb and Dumber?
1:03:28
That was just the first movie I thought of.
1:03:29
It was good.
1:03:30
It's funny.
1:03:32
Resort?
1:03:32
No.
1:03:34
Breasts?
1:03:35
I wish.
1:03:38
Balcony?
1:03:39
No.
1:03:41
My last guess, Abductor?
1:03:43
No.
1:03:44
Dang.
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My word was sweetbreads?
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Oh, I'm glad I didn't say it.
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Because I was going to say sweetbreads are a different thing that's not bread.
1:03:55
Oh, nice.
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But I didn't.
1:03:56
So you did kind of clock it.
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Something jumped out at you.
1:04:00
Something did.
1:04:01
Yeah, dang.
1:04:02
Okay.
1:04:02
And my decoy word was sophistication,
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which I said something about like return to sophistication or something,
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but then Joe started talking and I think it got lost.
1:04:10
Ah.
1:04:12
I was weighing whether or not to repeat.
1:04:15
Ah.
1:04:15
But I didn't know if you'd heard it.
1:04:16
Yeah.
1:04:17
So I just let it be.
1:04:18
Because I thought,
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I wasn't sure how I was going to slip sweetbreads in there.
1:04:22
That is a weird thing to say.
1:04:23
Yeah.
1:04:25
So is there actually a Christmas bread that's...
1:04:27
No.
1:04:27
Okay.
1:04:28
So I won't stick around you this Christmas.
1:04:31
What?
1:04:32
No.
1:04:32
Sorry, I was in it for the breads the whole time.
1:04:35
All right.
1:04:35
I'm going to make some guesses.
1:04:36
Okay.
1:04:37
For you, peanut.
1:04:39
Nope.
1:04:39
Peanuts.
1:04:40
Nope.
1:04:41
Tiffany.
1:04:44
Trite.
1:04:45
Nope.
1:04:46
Finality.
1:04:47
No.
1:04:49
Snuff.
1:04:50
No.
1:04:51
I saw you write that down.
1:04:52
I thought that was funny.
1:04:53
Homecoming.
1:04:53
Nope.
1:04:55
walk us on.
1:04:57
Nope.
1:04:58
Thank God.
1:04:59
Just get this out of the way.
1:05:00
Kevorkian.
1:05:01
No.
1:05:02
He was a real suicide doctor,
1:05:04
not my word.
1:05:08
Village.
1:05:09
Mm-mm.
1:05:10
Pillage?
1:05:11
Nope.
1:05:13
All right, now here's,
1:05:14
here's where things get a little interesting.
1:05:19
Yes, they do get interesting.
1:05:20
Is your word
1:05:25
Bureaucratically
1:05:29
No
1:05:29
Is it bureaucracy
1:05:35
No
1:05:35
Equipment
1:05:38
Yep
1:05:39
Got one last word
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And
1:05:46
You know what it is
1:05:50
and I just have to decide which way I'm going to go.
1:05:54
Word or decoy?
1:05:56
Word or decoy?
1:05:58
I think I know what you're getting asked,
1:06:00
but I don't actually know if I know.
1:06:05
Okay.
1:06:09
Is your decoy behoove?
1:06:11
Oh, no.
1:06:12
It's not my real word either.
1:06:14
You said it so...
1:06:18
Jenna says that word fairly often.
1:06:20
And I always say it would behoove.
1:06:22
That's how she did it.
1:06:23
That's how you did it.
1:06:24
No, but I guarantee you,
1:06:25
if you go back through our previous episodes,
1:06:28
you can hear her say that same word
1:06:29
in that same way at some point.
1:06:31
Yeah.
1:06:31
Well, that was the last thing I had.
1:06:32
Oh, I thought for sure you,
1:06:34
I thought you wrote.
1:06:35
I saw you writing when she said it.
1:06:38
Yes.
1:06:38
Like three seconds after I said it,
1:06:40
you wrote,
1:06:41
and then you even kind of obliquely reference,
1:06:45
like that you.
1:06:46
Is your word obliquely?
1:06:48
No.
1:06:48
You kind of like obliquely referenced it by kind of not saying the word.
1:06:54
You kind of like danced around it.
1:06:55
Yeah, you did.
1:06:56
Oh, no.
1:06:57
What is it?
1:06:57
Actually, no, you definitely wrote it down.
1:06:59
Wait, wait, wait.
1:06:59
Did I not say it?
1:07:00
I don't think so.
1:07:03
Was it close to anything I said?
1:07:06
No.
1:07:07
It wasn't peanut, huh?
1:07:08
You for sure wrote it down.
1:07:10
I saw you write it down.
1:07:12
What is it?
1:07:13
My secret word is cheerleading.
1:07:18
And then you said something about rotating sports.
1:07:22
Like, you kind of gave me a look like I'm not saying tennis.
1:07:25
I'm not saying cheerleading.
1:07:26
Oh, I was thinking gymnasium.
1:07:28
Oh.
1:07:29
Yeah.
1:07:31
So anyway, that was my decoy word and my decoy word was crises.
1:07:35
That one did jump out at me and I forgot to write it down.
1:07:38
Shoot.
1:07:39
Well, I guess maybe it's good.
1:07:40
Maybe you would have guessed it as...
1:07:42
That's true.
1:07:42
That is true.
1:07:43
You never know what worse decoy or bad decoy saved you from.
1:07:48
Amen, sis.
1:07:50
All right.
1:07:50
Well, zero points on that one.
1:07:55
Nothing lost, nothing gained, but a good time had by all.
1:07:57
Yep.
1:07:57
All right.
1:07:58
Well, until next week.
1:07:59
Bye.
1:08:00
Bye.