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Do You Shower in Your Dreams? - Heavy Rain - Part 2 · Replay Reviews

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  Should I do the out of context summary points?
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  Yes, do it.
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  Alright. In this episode, we get attacked by coffee,
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  we leave a baby with some chafed cheeks,
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  and I completely botch a police interview.
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  Thank you for coming back from our replay reviews. My name is Leah.
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  And my name is Cathy.
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  We are two friends who are here to replay, review, and analyze your favorite video games.
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  And since Cathy has never seen the games before,
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  it helps me view them through her fresh eyes,
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  almost like I'm discovering them again for the first time.
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  We hope it will be a similar experience for you.
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  I kind of feel like I lied to you.
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  You hyped it up for nothing.
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  It was pretty slow stuff.
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  It was pretty slow. With exception to scene one, it's a bit better.
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  Are we ready for scene one? Jaden settles in at the police station and gets to work,
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  while Ethan reports that Sean is missing.
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  He's waiting for someone.
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  And this is when we find out that Ari has games.
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  There's like a ball tossing game, which is what we play.
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  A tank game. And something else.
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  Ari is pretty amazing. But then you have to think that something so amazing,
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  yet only he gets it. Is there a side effect?
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  So I guess Jaden is waiting for the captain.
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  And he's on his way to a press conference on the origami killer,
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  which Jaden listens in on.
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  It's quite long, but the main information from the conference is
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  they announced the discovery of the body that we investigated as Jaden in the last episode.
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  They say he likely drowned and is probably a victim of the origami killer.
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  The orchid, origami figure, and mud covered face are all signs of the origami killer.
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  And they say that the killer chooses victims from impoverished areas so that the crime is harder to investigate.
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  He leaves the press conference and finds a coffee machine,
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  makes himself a nice steamy cup, and he has a reaction to it.
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  It looks like it attacks him.
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  Clearly it was not good coffee, but did we need to be so dramatic?
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  If you compare that reaction to Ethan reading that poem that he opened,
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  clearly someone has a problem. Or both of them do.
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  Yes, one does not react and one overreacts.
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  Okay, so back at Charlene's desk, the receptionist, I guess,
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  she kind of guilt trips Jaden into donating a few dollars to some guilleries,
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  lieutenant promotion gift, which is a gold watch.
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  And then she takes Jaden to his office, which she calls a large cupboard.
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  I didn't think it seemed that bad. I mean, it's dirty,
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  but it's a good size office. I don't- I don't thought he was kind of overreacting again.
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  I know. What's worse is if he had like no desk and it's just
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  an empty room that's tiny. It could be a lot worse. Come on.
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  I really want to say that something about the office is that
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  something about the watch, the focus on it.
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  I have a theory that maybe there's going to be some ties to politics and the origami killer
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  because you have a watch and it's only lieutenants get it.
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  So then you also know about the mayor's election.
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  Maybe it has something to do with the origami killer.
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  Is this guy even competent without Ari?
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  That's a fair question at this point. I think in a couple of scenes, you'll see yes.
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  Okay. But as of right now, we haven't seen much.
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  He's just used Ari even to play the game. Like all he's done is use Ari
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  and stand and listen and be attacked by a cup of coffee.
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  So I understand why you feel that way.
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  Yes. It's valid.
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  But speaking of Ari, Norman Jaden starts to analyze the evidence so far.
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  And the highlights from that are the tire tracks are from an 83 Chevrolet Malibu.
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  Also, I drove a Malibu in Travers Ed and I have to say Chevrolet, fix it.
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  Because it was the most uncomfortable car I've ever had the misfortune of driving.
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  Moving right along about the origami figure.
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  There's only one store in town and then the orchid can be bought all over town.
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  We also learned that the victims are all boys, nine to 13 years old.
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  They disappear from public places and broad daylight and then are found
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  three to five days later having been drowned in rainwater.
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  There's always a railroad nearby and it's always in the fall.
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  The killer is likely 30 to 45 years old, white, smart, calm, determined, and has some free time.
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  How does all this information fit into your clown theory?
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  It doesn't right now, but maybe we just need more evidence to talk about it.
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  When Jaiden is doing the analysis using Ari, we see a bunch of photos of the kids.
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  And I'm thinking that maybe those kids again, will have to double check them,
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  but it does look like the ones that we see in the opening scene.
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  Uh, yeah, we need to look at that.
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  Let's do it now because it's going to bother me.
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  I will pull them up.
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  Oh, I skipped right to the butt.
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  Where are the children at?
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  Come on.
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  Now you sound like a creep.
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  Where are the children at?
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  Um, I guess that's a child.
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  Okay.
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  The sound bites for this.
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  I guess that's a child.
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  Where are all the children?
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  Leave me alone.
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  Okay.
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  Stuff that a clown would say.
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  Okay.
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  Let me do a side by side here.
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  Let me just go back for a second.
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  Maybe let me, I'll send you a Snapchat of everyone.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  First child on its way to you.
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  Okay.
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  That is way too blurred you tell.
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  So our conclusion is it's inconclusive.
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  They may or may not be the same as the murdered children.
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  After completing his work and exiting Ari, Jaden has the shakes again.
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  It seems a lot worse this time.
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  He tries to calm himself down, but he also, it seems like he's playing devil's advocate
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  for himself that on one hand he's like, I got this.
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  I can handle it.
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  On the other hand, then you immediately hear him say like, I need to take it before I pass out.
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  Was it during the scene that you see this bottle or something in his hand?
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  It's like called trypto or something.
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  Yeah, it's the same bottle we saw when he arrived at the crime scene.
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  So now we have a word for this blue liquid.
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  It's trypto and it seems like maybe that's some sort of cure,
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  but he doesn't want to take it.
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  So that seems weird.
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  He does not take it and instead makes it to the bathroom where he splashes water on his face
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  and he's cured.
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  I feel like this is just going to get worse that he's going to like start hearing things
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  and it's just what's the price of using Ari.
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  Maybe there is some kind of backstory where the scientists who created this saying that,
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  but it's not fully done.
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  So what's causing this?
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  Because it seems like Ari is causing the shakes, but then he doesn't want to take the cure.
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  So something weird is going on for sure.
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  We'll keep tabs on it.
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  And then Ethan arrives at the police station and Blake is taking his report
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  and questions him on Sean.
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  So he asked Ethan some questions and here's what I told him that we arrived at the park at 445,
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  that Sean was wearing a black coat and green pants.
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  Do you want to hear what actually occurred?
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  But the truth was-
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  Was he wearing a green jacket, white shirt, tan pants?
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  That's my guess.
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  No, so a shirt was never on the table.
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  But the correct time was 410.
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  So I got that wrong, but in my defense, 410 was not an option to answer that question with.
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  The closest would have been 415.
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  It was not a black coat, it was a white coat.
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  So opposite there.
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  And the pants were in fact green.
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  So I got one question right.
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  Oh wow.
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  I got Sarah right.
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  Jaden walks up to listen in as well and ask him a few questions.
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  And then by the end of the interview slash interrogation, did you hear that voice crack?
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  I did.
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  First voice crack of season two, there you go.
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  You're welcome.
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  Okay, his wife is like wobbling back and forth.
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  And so far, why is it that the male characters are designed pretty well and then you have this wife
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  who looks like she's barely opening her eyes.
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  She's wobbling back and forth.
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  Yeah, is she drunk?
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  Grief stricken?
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  Cold?
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  Does she need to go pee?
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  These are all potential options.
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  Watch it and let us know what you think.
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  Moving right along to scene two, Scott Shelby gets a step closer to the Origami Killer.
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  He arrives at a convenience store, I believe owned by the father of one of the Origami
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  Killer's victims, who definitely does not want to help Shelby.
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  And well, the inhaler saves the day yet again.
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  It allows him to talk to this guy because he goes to the back of the store to get an inhaler.
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  And then a guy with a gun comes in the store and starts to rob it.
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  And Shelby eventually takes him down and at that point earns the trust of the clerk who
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  just leaves this man unconscious on the floor.
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  Makes no attempt to reach for a phone.
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  And he gives Shelby a shoe box that he received from the man who was in the store.
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  From the Origami Killer, apparently.
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  Didn't he pull out like some like salamander lizard looking thingy out of it?
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  I think so.
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  I was going to say it looked like another origami.
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  Why didn't he give this to the police when they're doing their investigations?
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  Maybe they had some evidence on it.
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  Okay, so scene three, we are now some woman and we witness what is potentially the most pointless.
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  Holy cow, Leah, did you read?
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  Sorry, did you read my screen?
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  I'm going to screen share something.
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  You literally said word for word what I have on my notes.
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  I'm scared.
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  I'm not joking.
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  Do you see this?
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  Word for word.
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  It's too small.
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  It's too small.
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  Zoom in.
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  I'm scared.
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  Right here.
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  We are now some woman.
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  Okay, I don't want to burst your bubble, but that is the summary that I wrote.
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  In the outline that I provided to you.
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  I thought I wrote that.
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  Because I was thinking that and I thought I wrote that.
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  We did both say that it's pointless though, so we are reading each other's mind.
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  This scene is stupid.
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  And how is it relevant to the storyline?
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  Yeah, so let's walk through the scene.
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  Some woman is on a couch in her undies, jolts awake, and then she just starts walking around.
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  There's really no prompt for what you're supposed to do, so I heat up some tea.
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  I think I go on the computer.
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  She leans against a window very seductively in her underwear.
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  Nobody does that.
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  And then to progress the story, we have to take a shower.
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  Wait, before that, you have to take some weird pill and then your face is three inches from the mirror
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  and you're just looking at yourself, touching your own face, your under eye bags.
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  Right?
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  It's weird.
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  And then yes, then commences the AFFM, which is the auto-touching.
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  Which is the almost full frontal moment.
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  I guess extremely close boobies are okay, but a lady pee pee is not.
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  Anyway, after the forced shower scene, so far this game really likes showers and butts.
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  This is why we track butts, because they're everywhere in video games.
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  She comes out of the bathroom and now there's people in her apartment and they left the fridge open.
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  So here's where we need to pause.
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  Who breaks in somewhere and goes for the fridge?
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  I can only think of it as a red herring that they purposely open the fridge
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  so you walk over there trying to close it and then they attack.
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  But that's not the case here.
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  Because that's the only thing that makes sense.
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  She then tries to go for the front door.
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  It's locked from the outside.
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  Wait, I'm gonna say that before she makes it to the front door,
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  she pretty much body slams into the door.
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  She's not quiet about it, she's not sneaky.
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  And she contemplates whether she goes for her phone instead.
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  But no, she just slams against the door and just tries to open it.
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  If I was trying to escape, I'm not gonna be making that much noise.
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  I'm gonna try my best to limit that.
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  Yeah, if fight does break out and in her defense, she's pretty good.
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  Except for the fact that this is a dream that she soon wakes up from.
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  After trying to...
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  So...
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  After someone slit her throat in her dream.
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  And she's constantly fighting from one person to a second person.
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  And then there's like four people in total, five people in total in her...
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  This fight scene.
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  At least two.
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  Potentially double.
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  It's... Yeah.
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  And so it was all a dream.
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  So she dreamt...
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  She dreamt taking a shower?
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  At least she didn't dream of her peeing.
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  Do you have any idea what the heck that was about?
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  Or any theories about what's going on?
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  Didn't she have a gold watch on her coffee table?
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  Is she a lieutenant?
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  I don't know if the gold watch is the same kind of watch as
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  the one they're trying to save up money for.
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  Okay, yeah, it's a watch.
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  It's either leather or gold, but it's definitely a different design.
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  Okay, nevermind.
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  Ethan starts to track down Sean, and he starts where he should have started a few days ago.
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  Actually looking at that envelope that had the creepy poem in it.
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  And he finds a locker key in it.
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  He has to sidestep a ton of reporters, and did they really not see him?
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  Like 20 feet away from them getting in his car?
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  I believe at a train station.
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  Ethan is close to finding the locker when he has an episode.
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  Do you think this is like PTSD from the day Jason was killed?
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  Because he says he's not sure he can handle the crowd.
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  And there was definitely a crowd at the mall the day that Jason died.
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  I wouldn't be surprised if it's some PTSD, but I can also see this as like the beginning moment
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  before he blacks out and ends up on that street.
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  That's interesting because this is sort of like cause and effect.
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  Clearly, like the crowds freak him out.
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  But when he blacks out, it seems like it just kind of comes out of the blue.
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  So I don't know how they're related, but that's an interesting observation.
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  But going back to that letter, something about churches and so doing some own FBP
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  profiling on my own.
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  I'm starting to think that the killer is someone who probably was a church goer or something.
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  He probably lost his son depending on how early he started killing.
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  Maybe he escalated from killing kids around his son's age, and he probably went to a church
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  or something.
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  Not quite sure, but I'm starting to lean towards that theory.
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  Back to Ethan's episode, it gets really weird.
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  It gets really weird because people freeze, and then when he touches them, they collapse.
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  And then Jason's here with his balloon, and then it's just over and nobody stops to check
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  on this man cowering on the floor.
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  People suck.
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  They do, honestly.
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  So he finally makes it to the locker, and he finally gets to the door.
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  He goes to the locker, and he finds a shoe box, not dissimilar to the one given to Scott
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  Shelby in the last scene.
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  He then is in a motel room some time later, and he opens the box to find a gun, five origami
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  figures, an SD card, and a phone.
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  He unfolds the first origami, which reveals a note that says, are you prepared to show
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  courage to save your son, and an address for Joe's garage and parking lot.
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  And then he inserts the SD card into the phone.
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  It also has a message that says, how far are you prepared to go to save someone you love?
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  Five origami figures.
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  Each figure is a trial.
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  Each trial provides letters.
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  The letters reveal an address.
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  And then Ethan heads out.
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  So Kathy, what do you think the trials are?
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  Is it going to be about how to become a clown?
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  Because we do practice some juggling.
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  It's true.
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  He did juggle in the first episode.
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  Again, why is Ethan not giving this evidence to the police that can actually potentially
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  help save his son, and also indicate that this literally is an origami killer?
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  It's not, could be.
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  If it is, then we got four days.
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  It is.
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  And we confirmed that, and maybe they can help him.
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  And it's not like on the cell phone says, do not go to the police.
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  It doesn't say that.
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  Yeah, that's true.
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  Let's go to the police.
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  Yeah, that's true.
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  Let's go through his mind.
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  So he goes to a motel because there's reporters storming his house.
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  And he just wants to know what is in this mysterious box.
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  I would too.
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  And opens it.
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  And then you read those messages.
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  This is what you need to do to save your son.
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  You have four days.
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  You already told the police that he's missing.
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  If you tell them about this, you risk them taking it and you don't know what the rest
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  of the trials are and you can't fulfill them.
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  So I see why he doesn't.
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  But I agree.
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  He should find someone who will at least work with him.
• 18:47
  Jaden starts his hunt for the origami killer by presenting his profile.
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  He thinks the killer has nothing personal against the victims,
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  but they are more symbolic rather than killed out of hate.
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  And this is why he covers their faces with mud and gives them gifts of the orchid and origami figure.
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  He gets a lot of pushback from Blake, who is just a giant turd.
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  And I think it's funny because the one time that Jaden pushes back,
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  Blake just crumbles and kicks a chair and yells,
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  F***ING ASSHOLE!
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  It's kind of telling how he's got a short fuse.
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  So at their first suspects residence, Nathaniel, they discover that he's not home.
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  And Blake just kicks the door in and Jaden says, uh, that's not entirely legal,
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  which I don't know, kind of seems like an understatement to me.
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  The interior is a bit questionable.
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  I think Father Martin would like it though, don't you?
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  He would, he would.
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  It's covered in crucifixes and candles and nothing else.
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  But after observing the apartment, Jaden does not believe that he is their guy.
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  Unfortunately, Nathaniel returns and finds the two of them in his house.
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  Blake gets very aggressive with him and hits him.
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  I really blame Nathaniel when he pulls a gun on him.
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  I was definitely not going to shoot him as Jaden,
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  because in my opinion, Blake sort of brought this on himself.
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  What was Blake unexpected?
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  Like what kind of reaction did he want, Nathaniel?
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  Like what kind of reaction did he want Nathaniel to do?
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  Say, oh yeah, it was me.
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  Please stop kicking me.
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  Jaden is able to talk Nathaniel down, but I would not have missed Blake at all.
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  And they arrest him and they move on.
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  But it seems the first suspect, they struck out.
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  He's not their guy.
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  Do you agree?
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  I don't think so.
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  I don't think he's stable enough.
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  However, I do think he knows the killer again with the church theory.
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  Maybe they went to the same church.
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  Maybe he's lost a kid and he probably doesn't know the killer, but they're related somehow.
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  Moving on to our last scene for the episode,
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  Scott Shelby continues his investigation at the home of the most recent victim's mother.
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  So he arrives at the residence of Mrs. Bowles,
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  who is the mother of the boy that we investigated as Jaden at the beginning of the game.
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  And he finds a note on the floor that reads,
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  It's too hard. I can't stand it anymore. Take care of my baby.
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  And then there's just a baby screaming and crying.
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  It's kind of frustrating that if she leaves the letter right there,
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  who does she think is going to find the letter and know the baby's there, right?
• 21:34
  Probably better off dropping off the baby in a note to like a fire department or a safe haven
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  or just somewhere.
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  Yeah, it is an odd choice.
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  She does mention her mother at some point,
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  but says that she didn't want to ask for help anymore. So I don't know.
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  Maybe she would have come by. Maybe not. Either way, don't do that.
• 21:54
  Scott will soon find her in a bathtub, thankfully still alive, and mends her wounds on her tiny wrist.
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  That thing is as thick as a pencil.
• 22:08
  I have small wrists and even mine look chunky compared to that.
• 22:12
  This game, one of the episode look backs, I'll just say it early, is that the females are poorly designed.
• 22:21
  You have a wobbly grace. You have a naked lady who has weird dreams and makes tea in her dreams.
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  And then you have a woman with tiny wrists.
• 22:32
  It reminds me of the Wolf Among Us where it felt like every female character's face was the same shape.
• 22:39
  They just changed their eye color.
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  He then goes to help out the baby, Emily.
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  And this is where he doesn't put any powder or do any wiping.
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  Those poor baby's cheeks are gonna chafe.
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  He helps the baby and then returns to the mother to question her.
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  And she reveals that her husband disappeared after their son Jeremy went missing.
• 23:07
  And that she found a cell phone that she didn't recognize and tells Scott that he can take it.
• 23:15
  This looks like the same phone that Ethan has, right, from the shoebox?
• 23:20
  No, that one was like a slide phone, like without the like a 10 key, and this one does.
• 23:27
  Because I remember that slide phone, I made a comment saying it looked like way back then when I had a slide phone.
• 23:33
  I remember that.
• 23:34
  They are different phones, so that's interesting.
• 23:38
  If both phones are from the killer, why are they not the same phone?
• 23:41
  Why would they be the same phone?
• 23:43
  He's not gonna buy these phones in bulk when he kills someone.
• 23:47
  Why not?
• 23:48
  I mean, unless her husband is the killer and he purposely uses a different phone.
• 23:57
  Could be.
• 24:00
  It might not matter at all.
• 24:01
  This might be another Merlin situation.
• 24:04
  Anyway, he takes the phone and leaves.
• 24:08
  So he's got some good evidence now.
• 24:11
  Anything you want to say?
• 24:12
  Any theories?
• 24:13
  It bothers me that he doesn't check on her to make sure Emily, the baby, is in good hands.
• 24:19
  Yeah, that is a little questionable.
• 24:21
  She seems pretty coherent, but it seemed like she was on her way out and then he galls up her wrist and now she's fine.
• 24:28
  Well, how are we feeling about our current theories?
• 24:34
  Canaries, comas, clowns?
• 24:37
  We need more evidence first.
• 24:39
  There's too many directions we're going.
• 24:41
  Here's a...
• 24:43
  I really like the canary theory.
• 24:46
  So I'm gonna fight.
• 24:48
  I'm gonna fight for it.
• 24:50
  One connection we can make in this episode.
• 24:52
  The bird was in a cage.
• 24:54
  And when we see Sean, he's in a cage looking thing.
• 24:59
  There's bars in front of him.
• 25:01
  So, you know?
• 25:03
  Probably not a connection.
• 25:07
  Or it could be that the bird's fate is in the human's hands, in Sean's hands.
• 25:15
  And Emily's fate of making it is in Shobby's hands.
• 25:21
  It would be so much better if she had been wearing yellow.
• 25:25
  Okay, I think we need to move on.
• 25:29
  Yes.
• 25:31
  What was my QTE percentage?
• 25:33
  So, quick reminder, last time it was about 95.95%.
• 25:39
  Leah, if only it was higher, it's 89.6%.
• 25:45
  No!
• 25:47
  89.6%.
• 25:51
  And because of that, that weird naked woman in her panties, well she wasn't naked.
• 25:57
  At one point she was.
• 25:59
  She could have survived the fighting if only you hit every single QTE.
• 26:03
  I don't blame you though.
• 26:05
  Here's the thing, you only missed three.
• 26:07
  It was not even real.
• 26:09
  I did only miss three.
• 26:11
  And the difficulty skyrocketed in that second.
• 26:13
  I was not prepared.
• 26:15
  You were QTEs at the same time, so I don't blame you.
• 26:19
  I should just hit all of them at the same time and see what happens.
• 26:21
  And there's only about 29 QTE opportunities.
• 26:27
  And last time it was 74.
• 26:31
  Yeah.
• 26:33
  The controls in this game are designed to anger you, torture your hands, cause hand cramps.
• 26:41
  So unnecessary too.
• 26:43
  Oh yeah.
• 26:45
  A lot of them are.
• 26:47
  I open the cupboard.
• 26:49
  Look out the window.
• 26:51
  Lean against the window.
• 26:53
  Sit on this cupboard.
• 26:55
  Touch your face.
• 26:57
  Then take a pill and touch your face again.
• 26:59
  Nothing's changed.
• 27:01
  Big surprise.
• 27:03
  Anything else for you in part two?
• 27:05
  I promise part three will be more exciting.
• 27:07
  I really hope so.
• 27:09
  We've met everybody by now, pretty much.
• 27:11
  And it's confusing.
• 27:13
  Because what the heck is that woman doing?
• 27:17
  Yeah, that scene.
• 27:19
  I feel like they put it there just to make you go, huh?
• 27:23
  Or, hey look, there's boobs right there.
• 27:27
  Everyone needs a boob break in the game, right?
• 27:29
  Here you go.
• 27:31
  Or if you're a female, some side dong.
• 27:35
  Yeah, that was kind of gross though.
• 27:37
  It just looked like you could see some pubes.
• 27:41
  Some pubes.
• 27:43
  I regret saying that.
• 27:45
  I regret that that left my mouth.
• 27:47
  I apologize.
• 27:49
  But it's true.
• 27:51
  Go look.
• 27:53
  Not at ours because I blurred it.
• 27:55
  Out of caution.
• 27:57
  Abundance of caution.
• 27:59
  Is that it? Should we end this?
• 28:01
  I don't know how else we want to end the game besides talking about reproductive systems and parts and everything.
• 28:05
  Reproductive hairs.
• 28:09
  That's what I thought you were going to say.
• 28:13
  We're too old to be laughing at this.
• 28:17
  Count us off, please.
• 28:23
  Okay, yes.
• 28:25
  To spare the delicate ears of our listeners, I will count us off.
• 28:29
  Adacity on one.
• 28:31
  Three, two, one.
• 28:33
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• 28:37
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• 28:43
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• 28:49
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• 28:53
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• 28:59
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• 29:29
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