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Ghost In The CERN Machine | Wednesday 11.27.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and maybe
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  Speaker 1: maybe a few family members and laugh with us inside
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  Speaker 1: the Treehouse on the day before Thanksgiving, Wednesday, November twenty seven,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. You are welcome. I'm Daniel Malley along
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  Speaker 1: with Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell on a very Turkey
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  Speaker 1: edition of the Treehouse. And speaking of things Thanksgiving, one
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  Speaker 1: of the great traditions of Thanksgiving in this country in
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  Speaker 1: modern times is the Clash of the Titans. It's football
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  Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving, which means that tomorrow at twelve thirty Texas time,
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  Speaker 1: we will be subjected to the Detroit Lions playing the
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  Speaker 1: Chicago Bears. And as if that's not enough to make
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  Speaker 1: you throw up your sweet potatoes, then we all get
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  Speaker 1: to witness our Dallas Cowboys, our being me and Trey,
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  Speaker 1: big Cowboys fans, our Dallas Cowboys taking on the New
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  Speaker 1: York Football Giants.
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  Speaker 2: And sadly, I mean, what was always the crap game
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  Speaker 2: was the Detroit game. Who is the best team, probably
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  Speaker 2: the best team in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so from a records perspective, the Lions. The Lions
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  Speaker 1: are ten and one. Let that sink in. Wow, The
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  Speaker 1: Lions are ten and one, the Bears are four and seven,
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  Speaker 1: so not exactly an electric divisional matchup. Chances are the
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  Speaker 1: Lions will beat the Bears and no one will be surprised.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing surprising in that game is how the
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  Speaker 1: Bears have won four games at all. But then not
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  Speaker 1: to be outdone the afternoon delight the Dallas Cowboys at
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  Speaker 1: four and seven now versus the two and nine New
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  Speaker 1: York Giants. Let me just say real quick, based on
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  Speaker 1: the outcome of Sunday's game Cowboys and Commanders, if I
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  Speaker 1: was a headline rider, it would have been Cowboys get
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  Speaker 1: out offled by thirty four to twenty six, because that
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  Speaker 1: was while while it was an entertaining fourth quarter, that
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  Speaker 1: is a really bad football game.
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  Speaker 2: My headline would have been Cowboys f up losing that.
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  Speaker 1: That would have been a good one as well.
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  Speaker 2: Because what a pointless win at this point, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is. It needs to be the goal
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  Speaker 1: of every true Cowboys fan is just to have such
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  Speaker 1: a bad season. All you do is improve your draft
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  Speaker 1: position by losing as many games as possible. Well, they
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  Speaker 1: screwed that up on Sunday, and to beat the Commanders.
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  Speaker 1: But because of that, it had me wondering, what are
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  Speaker 1: the ticket prices like at AT and T Stadium in
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  Speaker 1: Arlington for a Cowboys Giants because Terrey you mentioned to
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  Speaker 1: us off the air that the ticket prices were really
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  Speaker 1: low for that game. And I don't know if the
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  Speaker 1: ticket prices went up at all. Because the Cowboys actually
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  Speaker 1: won on Sunday, they.
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  Speaker 2: Have gone up a bit, but let me the ask
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  Speaker 2: has gone up a bit. They're still literally now because
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  Speaker 2: the Thanksgiving game it was always the Red Kettle game,
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  Speaker 2: Salvation Army, big halftime performance, huge seller, like what probably
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  Speaker 2: they're besides opening game, probably the biggest selling game for
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  Speaker 2: the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so what are tickets for the Thanksgiving game Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: versus Giants going for?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you can get upper deck for fifty seven dollars.
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  Speaker 1: An upper deck seat or an upper decker from the
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  Speaker 1: Jones family.
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  Speaker 2: Upper deck seat for as low as you know in
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  Speaker 2: the fifties. You can get do the standing, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the corral, which usually I think are eighty dollars tickets,
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  Speaker 2: they're twenty one. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the same as the party pass? I think
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Or is the corral like the outside
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  Speaker 1: dying and party pass they let you inside, but then
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  Speaker 1: I'll just sit down.
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  Speaker 2: I honestly don't. It just says standing ticket for okay,
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  Speaker 2: you know some of the lower level like prime seats
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  Speaker 2: are going in the mid one hundreds now, like I said,
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  Speaker 2: And it's when if you look at like I was
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  Speaker 2: looking at a ticket seating app, and you know they
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  Speaker 2: have like one color if there's tickets available, another color
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  Speaker 2: every section in the stadium there are tickets available.
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  Speaker 1: So good news.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have a feeling day of there are
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  Speaker 2: gonna be some bargains to be had.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, get some good walk up seats.
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  Speaker 2: Or it's gonna be very embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: So what you do then is after you here's what
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  Speaker 1: you do when you take the wrapping off of your turkey,
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  Speaker 1: save it. Save that and then you can wear it
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  Speaker 1: and cut some eye holes to the game if you
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  Speaker 1: decide to go. So, while the ticket prices are drastically
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  Speaker 1: lower for the Thanksgiving Day game compared to what normal
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  Speaker 1: ticket prices are when the Cowboys are winning, you still
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  Speaker 1: got to pay to park, right. Are are those going
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  Speaker 1: for any sort of a bargain or is that where
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  Speaker 1: they're making up the difference.
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  Speaker 2: I did not look at parking I.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine there's still you know what, I bet they're still
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  Speaker 1: going to find a way to you on the parking
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  Speaker 1: that is the Cowboys way.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I think, yeah, I think the fu on
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  Speaker 2: parking is just permanently built in. I I but I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna guess some of these tickets do come with parking.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I've what do you think is cheaper
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  Speaker 1: tickets for the Cowboys Giants game at the stadium? Or
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  Speaker 1: stuffing your mom? I mean your mom's stuffing. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna let the first questions stand. I
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  Speaker 1: think that's fair.
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  Speaker 2: Still, that's it's just it's literally aws up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, I mean it is comical looking at the
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  Speaker 3: seating chart, like, without exaggerating, there are tickets available at
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  Speaker 3: every section of that stadium.
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  Speaker 1: That's not typically the case. No, even if it's the
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  Speaker 1: visiting team's fans buying out seats, they're almost always sold
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  Speaker 1: out or at least close to it.
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  Speaker 2: Fifty on a normal.
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  Speaker 1: Clear your throat, big guy, hear there's a respiratory illness
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  Speaker 1: going around. But I us you and Jerry fighting through it.
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  Speaker 2: What would you you know? Fifty yard line seats normal
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  Speaker 2: when the Cowboys are doing well. What would you think they'd.
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  Speaker 1: Go for m I'll say, don't want to blow your bed.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty yard line at and T Stadium and the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: are doing well, I'll go four fifty. Huh. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I've never paid to watch a game at that stadium.
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  Speaker 1: I always I always got in for free with my
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  Speaker 1: media badge.
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  Speaker 2: Fifty yard line seats normally are a thousand plus. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not paying that for a football game. And they're
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  Speaker 2: they're sub four hundred.
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  Speaker 1: There's sub four hundred right now, and they normally go
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  Speaker 1: for well over one thousand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know that those little dugouts like they have
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  Speaker 2: now at the stadium, like where you're like literally.
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  Speaker 1: You're actually below the field but you look up at Yeah, yeah, yeah, those.
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  Speaker 2: Are those are usually the hottest ticket there. Like those
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  Speaker 2: those like are they they're like sweets and they.
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  Speaker 1: Either like sweets and they're really pretty on the inside
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  Speaker 1: when you walk back underneath the stadium. I know because
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  Speaker 1: I remember watching a game I watched, uh. I think
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  Speaker 1: they still call it the Southwest Classic. I remember watching
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  Speaker 1: a football game there with Greg Hill from a Texas
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  Speaker 1: A and M Fame. It was the A and M
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  Speaker 1: Arkansas football game. And you're right, those seats they are
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  Speaker 1: hot seats. But to me, they're hot just because you're
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  Speaker 1: your eyes are at the level of players butts, which
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  Speaker 1: means if they fart, You're right, Trey, it's pretty hot.
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  Speaker 1: So if you want to smell, if you want to
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  Speaker 1: smell what the players were eating for Thanksgiving, go get
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  Speaker 1: those seats.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are Those are typically very very expensive. They're
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  Speaker 2: they're like a sweet I I can't imagine. I have
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  Speaker 2: never been in them, but there's nothing about that seating
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  Speaker 2: level that looks appealing because your your line of sight
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  Speaker 2: is crap.
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  Speaker 1: It's ass. Yeah, you're gonna see ass, you're gonna smell ass.
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  Speaker 1: So those those are the ass seats at the at
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  Speaker 1: the stadium. Keep that in mind, would you, when you're
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  Speaker 1: perusing the tickets at AT and T Stadium. And I
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  Speaker 1: also think that that's probably like, was that the when
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  Speaker 1: they were designing the stadium, whoever built it, designed it,
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  Speaker 1: did they say, and they were gonna have these seats
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  Speaker 1: that are kind of low. So in case you have
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  Speaker 1: people all they want to do is stare at butts,
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  Speaker 1: these are the seats for them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, because I think also with those
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  Speaker 2: seats you also get I think they come with regular
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  Speaker 2: seats too, and I think you can rotate people down
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  Speaker 2: there or whatever. But you know, but people love them.
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  Speaker 2: It's a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: You get the sights, the sounds, and of course the
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  Speaker 1: smells of at and just so happy Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going to the game.
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  Speaker 1: mean that in a bad way.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: There's a new movie out on Netflix called Spellbound. It's
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  Speaker 1: the new animated film. It's immediately claimed a place at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the Netflix streamer's global movie chart, but
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  Speaker 1: it's taken a big hit in its review scores after
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  Speaker 1: sparking controversy over its depictions of divorce. So this is
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  Speaker 1: an animated movie on Netflix. It's called Spellbound, and some
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  Speaker 1: parents on Rotten Tomatoes are displeased with its depictions of divorce.
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  Speaker 1: The family movie has become the subject of many complaints
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  Speaker 1: from angry parents who are not happy with the film's
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  Speaker 1: message that divorce is okay. Well, the movie's been praised
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  Speaker 1: for its vibrant animation and star studded voice cast, which
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  Speaker 1: includes Rachel Ziegler, Javier bardem Nicole Kidman John Lithgow. A
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  Speaker 1: significant number of reviews on Rotten Tomatoes have slammed the
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  Speaker 1: movie for having what they believe are inappropriate themes for
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  Speaker 1: children to be subjected to at a young age, unlike
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  Speaker 1: the children's subjective to divorce at a young age. These
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  Speaker 1: parents just don't like their kids seeing it in a cartoon.
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  Speaker 1: Spellbound tells the story of elienn Or Eleon or I
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  Speaker 1: Don't Know, a young princess voiced by Rachel Ziegler, who
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  Speaker 1: embarks on a magical adventure to save her kingdom of
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  Speaker 1: Lumbria after her parents are transformed into monsters. By a
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  Speaker 1: mysterious spell, Ellien must uncover the truth behind the curse
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  Speaker 1: while handling her own personal growth. As these movies demand.
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  Speaker 1: With music by acclaimed composer Alan Mankin and lyricist Glenn Slater,
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  Speaker 1: Spellbound promised to be a callback to several Disney movies
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  Speaker 1: of the past. However, there are several reviewers who have
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  Speaker 1: slammed the movie for normalizing the subject of divorce, which
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  Speaker 1: they believe is not something that should be promoted as
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  Speaker 1: being all right for young children. One review by Kelly
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  Speaker 1: G said, what looks like a cute animated movie about
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  Speaker 1: a young girl trying to save her parents who've been
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  Speaker 1: turned into monsters is just a moronic ploy to help
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  Speaker 1: normal divorce to children. Don't normalize divorce, it is not normal.
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  Speaker 1: Another urged parents to watch the movie first before allowing
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  Speaker 1: their children to see it, by saying, I strongly not
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  Speaker 1: recommend watching this movie with kids. Seriously all caps, as
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  Speaker 1: a parent, watched the movie first before showing it to
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  Speaker 1: your child, and the side if your child should hear
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  Speaker 1: about divorces at their age from a movie for children,
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  Speaker 1: or prepare yourself for questions like mommy, daddy, will you
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  Speaker 1: leave mother to this movie normalizes divorce. Divorce is already
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  Speaker 1: normal to kids. I think it's time the animated films
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  Speaker 1: catch up. I don't think it's necessarily bad that they divorce,
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  Speaker 1: that a cartoon depicts things that happen in real life.
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  Speaker 1: I do find it unfortunate that parents are mad that
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  Speaker 1: a cartoon is making them talk to their children about
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  Speaker 1: things that they don't want to talk to them about, or.
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  Speaker 2: That aren't a lot of you know, animated stuff, fairy tales,
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  Speaker 2: anything based on like the kid being an orphan. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, I mean this starts out happier than the majority
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  Speaker 1: of Disney movies have started out in its history, at
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  Speaker 1: least this way, both parents are alive exactly. Bamby started
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  Speaker 1: out mom dead. That was the formula for years. It
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  Speaker 1: was like, okay, how did the movie start? Well, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta kill a parent and then they go on the
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  Speaker 1: hero's journey and then something happens with the other parent
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  Speaker 1: and King Yan King Dad dies, so he's gotta go
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  Speaker 1: save mom. A's all of them, Peter, what happens to Dumbo?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, poor Jesus Christ, Dumbo. I think people
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  Speaker 1: need to take I'm sorry, but I got to say
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  Speaker 1: it some of these parents gotta take a chill pill.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and I believe the divorce rate is still like
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  Speaker 2: fifty one percent, so it is in fact normal.
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  Speaker 1: It is normal. But the thing is, these angry Rotten
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  Speaker 1: Tomatoes reviewers don't like having to talk to their children
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  Speaker 1: about difficult subjects unless they have to do it in
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  Speaker 1: real life. It just makes me so mad. I can't
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  Speaker 1: stand it when people do this. It's like they shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: learn about this. It's it's normalizing divorce. They shouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: hearing about this. Blah blah blah blah blah. When we
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  Speaker 1: just brought it up that other animated films are killing
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  Speaker 1: off parents left and right. At least they're alive to
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  Speaker 1: start this film. I don't know how it ends, but
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  Speaker 1: you know, at least starts with at least a little
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  Speaker 1: bit hope.
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  Speaker 2: And are you passionate about this because you're like, at
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  Speaker 2: least they had parents.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true. Coming from someone that didn't have
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  Speaker 1: parents for the first three months of his life, I
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  Speaker 1: think this people should shut up be happy this kid
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  Speaker 1: has parents at all. I mean, if this was a movie,
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  Speaker 1: if this was a Disney movie about my childhood, it
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  Speaker 1: had been really really sad. In fact, it still kind
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  Speaker 1: of is. I just I just hate it when some
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  Speaker 1: parents get all up in arms because they're forced to
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  Speaker 1: have difficult conversations with their kids. Well, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to have difficult conversations with your kids
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  Speaker 1: if you stop letting them watch TV all by themselves
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  Speaker 1: while you go do whatever else. Stop planting your kid
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  Speaker 1: in front of a TV and letting the TV raise
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  Speaker 1: your children, especially if you're going to be that pissed
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  Speaker 1: off about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean, in my mind, of all the
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  Speaker 2: things kids face today, I mean, and the fact that
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  Speaker 2: they have access to the Internet and way too much
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  Speaker 2: information for generally for their age, divorce is on the
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  Speaker 2: lighter side of things. It really is.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what happened. I mean, imagine if this movie
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  Speaker 1: started out like it's still called Spellbound, but it started
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  Speaker 1: out with her finding dad's hidden tab on his computer
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  Speaker 1: and maybe that's the reason for the divorce, And then
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  Speaker 1: you know why those rotten tomatoes parents would be so
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  Speaker 1: mad because now the kids know how to find their
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  Speaker 1: secret hidden tabs. That would be some serious review, Bobby. Plus,
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  Speaker 1: also imagine how awkward it's gonna be if they find
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  Speaker 1: out that Dad secretly into all that family stuff, the
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  Speaker 1: step siblings. Never mind, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna go with pegging.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I don't think any of us are ready
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  Speaker 1: for animated pegging.
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  Speaker 1: Ukraine intensifies, Middle Eastern conflicts heat up. FEMA's instructions echo
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  Speaker 1: the bygone Cold War era, offering a modernized set of
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: protocols for Americans to safeguard their families against the destructive
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: power of a nuclear explosion. It's underscored by a newly
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: released map indicating which regions would be safest in the
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: event of an escalation by putin alongside another mapping out
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: the devastating effects on the United Kingdom should nuclear missiles
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: be launched. FEMA's stark advice is outlined in their latest release.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Nuclear explosions can cause significant damage and casualties from blast,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: heat and radiation, but you can keep your family safe
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: by knowing what to do and being prepared if it occurs,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: and then, of course they present it as fundamental survival resource.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: FEMA further explained that nuclear weapons could range vastly in
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: size from small portable devices to missiles, emphasizing the unpredictability
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: of such attacks. The peril of nuclear explosions is not
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: just the initial bright flash, blindness or the ensuing blast
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: wave oh no, which can wreak havoc on people and
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: structures miles away, but post explosion radiation threatens cellular injury
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: and sickness, while the thermal energy promises widespread burns and
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: property destruction. So I'm sure you're curious. What does femus
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: suggest if you're about to be blown up by a
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: nuclear war? First off, prepare, Identify shelter locations while you commute.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Identify appropriate shelters to seek in the event of a
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: day nation. Outdoor areas, vehicles and mobile homes do not
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: provide adequate shelter. They want you to go inside. Okay,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: some of the places they recommend inside would be the
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: nearest building. That's to avoid radiation, brick or concrete are best.
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  Speaker 1: Remove any contaminated clothing, and wipe or wash unprotected skin.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: If you're outside after the fallout arrived, go to the
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: basement or middle of the building and stay away from
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: the outer walls and roof. Then stay inside for twenty
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: four hours. On less local authorities provide other instructions. So
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: this is all assuming you've survived the initial blast and
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: the blindness and the fire and you know, the judgment
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: day incineration type stuff. Go inside, sorry, have a bath. Yeah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: go inside, draw bath, Maybe throw some some less radiating bubbles.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, contaminated mm hmm.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: As soon as you get into the tub your skin
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: falls off. Yeah. Oh man, but uh, famous femis giving
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: you hope. Man, if that happens, they're giving you hope
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: and giving you more tips to follow.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: And uh do they address e MPs.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, they do a little bit. I'm glad you brought
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: that up. Let's see. Uh where is the e MP section? Oh,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: come on, I just saw it. Give me a second,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna find it. Get inside, do this, do that?
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: And oh yeah.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: An additional threat is an electromagnetic pulse capable of crippling
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: electronics far beyond the blasts heart. So that's really all
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: they really say about the.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is yes, the obviously the detonation
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: bad hurt a lot of people, But I mean we're
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: a society that when the signal lights go out, everything
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: falls part. Now imagine with an EMP going off at
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: everyone's electronics are bad.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: It's it's apocalyptic, it really is. Everyone's gonna turn into
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: mad Max. But instead of us looking for gasoline, we're
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: all gonna be looking for a Wi Fi stick. That's
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: just sad.
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  Speaker 1: We are back inside the Treehouse now the day before Thanksgiving,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: and there's a lot of travel that's going to happen
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: today and more traveling, it's going to happen throughout the weekend.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: It is one of the busiest travel times of the year.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: And perhaps you're going to be traveling via via air,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: maybe you're taking American Airlines somewhere. Well, American Airlines, American
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Airlines is making waves lately, in a good way, not
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: because they fell into the ocean. Good waves. Actually, Number one,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: we first told you about gate lice a while back.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Gate lice is the term that's been given to the
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: people that try to board a flight before it's their turn.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: So like, if you're on an American flight and you're
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: say group four, you're going to board group four, but
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: there's other people that are group seven. Well, what happens
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: is the gate lice, or what sometimes I refer to
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: as those in front of me, will cut the line
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: and get into your group four seating even though their
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: boardings not till group seven. They are known as gate liights,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: and American Airlines rolled out a pilot program pun intended
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: two curb gate lice figuratively, not literally, although I'd love
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: to see them curbs and line cutters. I think it'd
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: be awesome just stomp on the back of their head,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: run on a curb. Anyway, I'm a little violent today.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I'm getting it all out before breaking bread with family
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: and stuff. So they rolled out this program where an
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: alert would happened at the gate if you were trying
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: to board at the wrong time and cut the line,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: and then the gate agent would politely ask you to
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: step out of line. You're trying to be gate license.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: The program has done well so far, so well that
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: they decided to expand it from the three airports that
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: they were testing it in to over one one hundred
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: airports around the country. So that's a win for all
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: of us that paid attention in kindergarten and learned to
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: take turns and how not to cut in line, which
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: a lot of us have just eschewed an adulthood. The
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: other thing is this, if you're one of those crazy
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: people that tries to open up a door or a
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: hatch during a flight passengers on American Airlines, well they're
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: not going around. They're not going to let you do it.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Because on a recent flight to Dallas on American Airlines,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: a group of passengers had to hold down and duct
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: tape a guy who was trying to open the door
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: of the plane mid flight. This is one of the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: passengers talking about restraining this dude.
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  Speaker 6: There's no time. He was two feet from the door.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: It was just chaos. He was going for the door,
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: and so I just grabbed the guy from behind and
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: kept him from pulling the thing on the door. You know,
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: we were on our knees holding him down.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Remember the movie Airplane, mh Remember when everybody on the
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: plane was lined up to just slap the ever living
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: out of that one passenger. If I was one of
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: the passengers on this flight restraining the man trying to
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: open up the emergency hatch, that's what it would look like.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I would hold him down. Or in this case, if
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: they have some duct tape on board, which seems to
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: be standard now, duct tape is asked to the chair
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: and then everyone on board gets to line up and
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: take a shot. I think that seems fair. I think
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: that sounds like fun. It's some good old fashioned in
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: flight and entertainment that even Spirit Airlines couldn't charge for.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Although if they want to got a bankruptcy, that would
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: be one angle.
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  Speaker 2: I just can't. You're right, hey, it does seem like
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: every flight you hear about now does have duct tape?
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Which is.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: They all used to have peanuts, but because if some
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know tholes peanut allergy, we can't have peanuts
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: on planes anymore. But apparently duct tape is a thing.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I guess that's part of the security protocol on board,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: is just to make sure you've always got to roll
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: a duct tape next to the you know, the the
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: life preservers and the unlikely event of a water landing,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: things falling off the airplane. Yeah, but yah, yeah, yeah,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: and yeah, just imagine one of the flight attendants crawling
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: out onto the wing mid flight and just duct taping it. Yeah,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: you're right. Duct tape seems to be a standard thing
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: on flights.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Now, is that? Did we replace air marshals with a
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: duct tape?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Probably we just didn't tell anybody, which was smart. That
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: had to be pretty hard on cut down day, like
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: when the layoffs hit and they got to tell a
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: bunch of the federal air marshals all right, look, we're
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: going to do some cutbacks, so we're have to lay
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: you off and instead of having you on flights, we're
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: just going to replace you with duct tape. That's got
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: a sting not as bad if you're one of the
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: passengers who's duct taped to a chair and the line
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: of passenger other passengers are ready to take their shots.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: I feel like in this day and age, you really
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: have had to have lost your ever love and mind
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: to do anything on a plane.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: H Yeah. I think it's almost like it needs to
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: be an automatic like fifty one to fifty psychological hold
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: if you do anything to interrupt a flight, despite the
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: myriad instructions that you were given, if you in any
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: way molest this flight plane or people on board, not
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: only are you going to get duct taped to your
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: seat and then over and over and over again by
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: everybody on board, you're also going straight to the looney
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: bin afterwards. I'd also be okay with having an emergency
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: hatch that they can just drap a parachute to your
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: ass and just drop you wherever you are.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I'll screw the parachute.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Drinks for everybody, because we're all accomplices now.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Unlesson Spirit.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna charge extra for that.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're.
• 32:44
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• 34:02
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• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, back inside the regular portion of the Treehouse, Daniel
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Malley along with Trade Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell, who just
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: learned about his new business function on the show. Very exciting.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Lots to be thankful for.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Well, I wonder if it's still you know, and this
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: will give you flashbacks as former call screener, but I
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: mean if you say something like, you know, Ford sucks.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, Gerga Lloin's here, it comes. Oh yeah. That's also
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: how Jerry romances women. It's his opening line. All right,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: let's jump into this. It is Wednesday, November twenty seven,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, so let's celebrate with some birthdays. Today.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Layla on Nashville. The actress is Aubrey People's She is
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: thirty one today. Allison Pill turns thirty nine. She's from
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: an American horror story cult, and she's also on HBO The
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Newsroom as Maggie Jordan. Jaliel White, best known as Steve
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Erkele on Family Matters, is forty eight today and forty
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: eight today, and yes.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: He did do that.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Twista is fifty one. Elizabeth Marvel, who plays President Keen
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: on Homeland, and she was also presidential candidate Heather Dunbar
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: on House of Cards. She is fifty five today. Michael
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Vartan from Alias is fifty six today, and I think
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: he's also on the show. I'm not even sure if
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: it's still on TV. I think it's the mentalist. I
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: think that's him. He's fifty six today. Mike Tyson's ex
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: wife Robin Gibbons is sixty. Of all the people that
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: have given thoughts and opinions on the Tyson Paul fight,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything from Robin Gibbons on that.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: You haven't heard anything from Robin Gibbons twenty years.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: It seems like, I believe probably the last time she
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: was on the witness stand against Mike. Actor Fisher Stevens
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: is sixty one. He is Marvin Gerrard on the Black List,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: and we know him best as Ben Steve Gutenberg's scientist
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: buddy Ben in the Short Circuit Movies. Yeah, keep in
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: mind the Indian guy in the Short Circuit Movies is
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: portrayed by a white guy named Fisher Stevens. Keep that
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: mine also celebrating a birthday today from Kung Pao Enter
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: the Fist. Steve Odekirk is sixty three. He's also a
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: screenwriter who has written or contributed to the scripts for
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Ace Finchura, to all the Nuinety Professor movies, Patch Adams
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, and he also directed Ace Fincura too,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: So he's kind of a Hollywood powerhouse. A lot of
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: sequels in there, A lot of sequels in there, but
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: some really really good, like Patch Adams's phenomenal movie and
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: aish Ventura two. Look. I love the original, I love
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: the original. Ace Ventura is awesome. But I gotta be honest.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I think the hardest I have laughed in the ace
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Ventura movies was in Aceventura two when Jim Carrey crawls
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: out of that rhino but gets me every single time.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: It honest. I'm smiling just thinking about it right now.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Other birthdays today, speaking of powerhouses, Bill Ny the Science
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Guy is sixty nine today and one other very notable
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: birthday inside the Treeouse. He's a phenomenal character actor, memorable
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: in everything that he does. Curtis Armstrong is seventy one.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: He is Booger in Revenge of the Nerds, whoa phenomenal
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: He's the one. He's the one that uttered the famous phrase.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Also kind of a salty we've got bush.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: He's aged like a booger.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Two. You're right, it's it's pretty sad when you start
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: to look like your most famous character. Yeah, and it's
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: kind of sad.
• 38:24
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  Speaker 1: day before Thanksgiving, Dan and Trey and Jerry Caldwell with you.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I hope you have a great Thanksgiving, a great Turkey day.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I want you to keep I want you to keep
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: something in mind as you're around the table, hopefully with
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: people you enjoy and you need some interesting table conversation.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Here's one for you. Put your fork down, actually know what,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: keep your fork up. Just kind of hold it up.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it with a pen right now, but
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: just kind of hold it up. Maybe we'll have like
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: a little piece of turkey on the end of it.
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: And it's kind of like you start to eat it,
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: and you take it iron out and you hold it up.
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: It's kind of half nod on, and you ask everybody
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: at the table, hey, did you hear that science may
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: have just discovered ghosts? And then just put the fork
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: back of your mouth beneath the piece of turkey and
• 40:11
  Speaker 7: just go back to eating and just see, just see,
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: just see what sort of a conversation that spurns.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Because it's happened. It has absolutely happened. All the fears, Okay,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: maybe not all the fears, but all the tinkering and
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: meddling that physicists had been doing at CERN in Switzerland,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: the big you know, I don't even know what the
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: hell it is, but the particle particle collider. There you go,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: the particle collider that everyone was worried about years ago
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: when they turned it on would actually form a black
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: hole and eat our solar system in an instant. Well,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: that didn't happen. So the worst of your concerns or
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: the worst of our imaginations has not come true. But
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: something else terrifying has been discovered at CERN in Switzerland.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Are you ready? Here we go? According to scientists at CERN,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: a mysterious entity was detected inside their particle collider. Physicists
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: claim they have captured and calculated the characteristics of a
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: ghost like structure, an invisible entity that can alter the
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: paths of particles. Another way to look at it, or
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: another way to say it is scientists at CERN have
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: revealed the discovery of a four D phantom in their
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: super proton syncotron. So science has discovered ghosts, or more specifically,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: science was playing around. All these physicists in Switzerland were
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: playing around drinking some spiked hot chocolate at the CERN
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: SuperCollider and what did they find? A goddamn phantom?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Or they've opened up a fourth dimension to hell.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: And here I was thinking I was the glass half
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: full guy.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: And I'm sorry though, Dan, But you know, if you're
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: at a large Thanksgiving gathering, you know, at the table,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: a whole lot of people, the appropriate subject will go,
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: you know, take your I agree with the average fork,
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: a little piece of turkey on it, go So who'd
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: you vote for? Take a bite, walk away?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah that I believe that just about do it. Yeah,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I think you can chew on that fork and a
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: little piece of meat and then just drop that bomb.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Then watch it from the street.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Drop the fork on the table.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: The fork drop that is a that is a Thanksgiving
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: move to behold.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: If I had a big family, man, I have one,
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: and I know who they all voted for.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Well, you have fun with that, Jerry. From all of
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: us inside the treehouse to you, we wish you a
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: very happy Thanksgiving, no matter what the table conversation might be,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: and if you feel like it, tell a few those
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: family members about us and how you too could have
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: a FOURK drop moment at your house. Have a great Thanksgiving.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Lots to be thankful for, and if you don't have
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: lots to be thankful for, then at least be thankful
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: that you're alive to complain about. We'll see you next time,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: right here inside the treehouse.