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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: My wife just texted me. She's crying because of our
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  Speaker 1: 9-11 post. So now you can see it at John
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  Speaker 1: Jay and Rich on Instagram. You can see it at
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  Speaker 1: John Jay Van Ness on Instagram. And Rich, did you
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  Speaker 1: accept the clap?
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  Speaker 2: I did. And you can see it on Rich Barrett
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram. It was 25 years ago.
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  Speaker 1: It was amazing what the people of Arizona pulled together
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  Speaker 1: and did.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway. So last night, you guys watched the football in Australia? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you see Joe Bros?
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  Speaker 4: They were fun. Yeah, they were awesome. That was cool.
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  Speaker 2: They sound so good live.
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  Speaker 5: They do.
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  Speaker 1: I said to my son, who's a huge football fan,
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  Speaker 1: I said, I go, I don't think that's, it'd be
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  Speaker 1: interesting to follow these two teams through the season because
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  Speaker 1: I think traveling to Australia screws up your sleep.
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  Speaker 3: That's the whole big story today is that the 49ers
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  Speaker 3: got there like a week ahead of time so that
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  Speaker 3: they could readjust their schedules and get their bodies on
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  Speaker 3: the same clock of Australia.
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  Speaker 2: And I guess the Rams got.
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  Speaker 3: There like 28 hours before the game.
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  Speaker 2: And they got clobbered.
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  Speaker 1: That's what Kemp was telling me. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I go, and I bet you it's going to mess
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  Speaker 1: them up for the rest of the season. But because
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  Speaker 1: sleep is so important. And then this video.
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  Speaker 2: Has gone viral with Australian news anchors. We're watching some
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  Speaker 2: footy game in America.
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  Speaker 3: The Rams and the San Francisco 69ers play some rubbish game.
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  Speaker 4: 49ers.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds much more interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people might pay to see this. That's
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  Speaker 2: what we were doing. The 49ers. That's much harder to
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  Speaker 2: explain to your wife.
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  Speaker 5: I saw a lot of people poking fun at the
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  Speaker 5: football field itself saying that that was the first nfl
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  Speaker 5: game that has front row seats that are nosebleeds because
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  Speaker 5: it was played on.
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  Speaker 2: A cricket field oh yeah so far away.
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  Speaker 5: When it would pan out on the drone it looked
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  Speaker 5: like they were really really far away from the field.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know how big that state how many people
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  Speaker 4: were there i couldn't i didn't hear them say No,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: But it seemed like a lot. It's a big stadium.
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  Speaker 2: It looked awesome.
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  Speaker 5: I just really enjoyed seeing Brock Purdy out there because
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  Speaker 5: I was like, hometown hero.
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  Speaker 3: Look at you go, dude.
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  Speaker 5: You're crushing it.
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  Speaker 2: I love that they call it footy game.
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  Speaker 4: I know, right?
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was laughing at.
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  Speaker 3: Footy game.
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  Speaker 1: If you are in the serving business, the restaurant business,
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  Speaker 1: there's a server that's calling out waiters and waitresses on
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  Speaker 1: the awkward thing they do when someone is dealing with
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  Speaker 1: the bill and the tip on the table. You know
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  Speaker 1: that little thing, that little toaster thing that they'll hand
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  Speaker 1: you sometimes and they'll hand.
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  Speaker 4: It to you right there.
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  Speaker 2: They watch you give them a tip. They say that phrase,
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  Speaker 2: it's going to ask you a couple of questions. Yes. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: listen to this guy.
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  Speaker 6: One of the worst things you can do as a
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  Speaker 6: server who uses a handheld is to drop it off
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  Speaker 6: and say, it's just going to ask you a quick question.
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  Speaker 6: It is so awkward and it's so easily avoidable. They
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  Speaker 6: knew they were going to tip before they walked in
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  Speaker 6: the restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to tell them.
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  Speaker 6: The awkward part comes when they feel like you're watching
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  Speaker 6: them and standing over them as they're filling it out.
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  Speaker 6: There's two simple things I do to make it seem
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  Speaker 6: like not a big deal. The first one is making
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  Speaker 6: small talk with everyone at the table except for the.
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  Speaker 2: Person signing the check.
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  Speaker 6: The second thing I do is wait for about half
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  Speaker 6: a second when they hold the toast out and hand
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  Speaker 6: it back to you. It makes it seem like you're
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  Speaker 6: more engaged in the conversation than them signing the check.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you how good small talk works. It
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  Speaker 1: was my birthday last Friday and I'm at this coffee
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  Speaker 1: shop and my wife's sitting next to me and I
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  Speaker 1: order the coffee and I order her drink. And the
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  Speaker 1: person takes my order and says, hey, how's your day going?
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  Speaker 1: And then they turn the thing to tip. And the
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  Speaker 1: tipping options were like 18%. 25% and 30%. Now I'm
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  Speaker 1: in San Diego. Like sometimes when I'm, I'm just being,
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  Speaker 1: I'm being as honest.
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  Speaker 2: As I can.
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  Speaker 1: If they happens here in this town, if it's someone
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  Speaker 1: who recognizes me, I always try to do a bigger tip, right?
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  Speaker 2: Cause it bums me out that they recognize me. Right.
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  Speaker 1: So my wife goes, she goes, how's your day going?
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  Speaker 1: The lady goes, ask me that. My wife goes, it's
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  Speaker 1: his birthday today. And she turned the tips thing around. Well,
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  Speaker 1: happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, it's his birthday today. And I'm like, well, looks
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  Speaker 2: like I got to hit 30. 30% is a lot.
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  Speaker 2: So I said to Blake, I said, hey. Don't ever
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  Speaker 2: talk again with her. Don't ever.
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  Speaker 4: No small talk. She can't just live her life.
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  Speaker 2: No small talk.
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  Speaker 1: You ask me to order you the drink, go back
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  Speaker 1: there and sit down at the table while I order
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  Speaker 1: the drink.
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  Speaker 2: It's her fault. 30% is- That's out of control.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what else they do in San Diego
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  Speaker 1: or in California thing? You tip and then there's a
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  Speaker 1: service fee now in California where you- They.
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  Speaker 2: Do that in Vegas too. It's something like that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So then I see this thing was on BuzzFeed about
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  Speaker 1: things that used to be free, but now cost money.
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  Speaker 2: And number 10 on the list, it's pizza delivery.
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  Speaker 1: It says, I'm fine tipping, but a delivery fee.
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  Speaker 2: So you have a delivery fee and then you tip
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  Speaker 2: too much. Things that used to be free, but now
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  Speaker 2: cost money.
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  Speaker 4: Lame. Parking.
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  Speaker 1: So it used to be that you could just find
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  Speaker 1: something on a nearby street. Now it seems like you
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  Speaker 1: have to scan a QR code for every parking space
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  Speaker 1: on earth.
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  Speaker 4: If there's anything close to any sort of downtown or
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  Speaker 4: any sort of scene at all, you can't just find
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  Speaker 4: a parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: It all costs money. Free internet content. Why is everything
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  Speaker 1: that's worth reading behind a paywall?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's nuts.
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  Speaker 3: I'm always like, I can find it somewhere else.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to subscribe to you. I just want
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  Speaker 4: to read what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: It's so frustrating, right? It's so maddening.
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  Speaker 1: It says YouTube without excessive ads. Now a 10 minute
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  Speaker 1: video could be broken into three breaks. Unless you pay
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  Speaker 1: to get rid of them. The Disney fast pass says
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  Speaker 1: used to be an awesome and free way to skip
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  Speaker 1: long lines. Now it's been replaced by paid options. I
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  Speaker 1: knew there were two rides when I was at Disneyland
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  Speaker 1: over the summer that you could pay for a fast pass. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was worth it.
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  Speaker 5: I remember it was the paper and you'd be able
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  Speaker 5: to go like, I think it was like one an
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  Speaker 5: hour or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Not anymore.
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  Speaker 5: One a day.
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  Speaker 2: Checked airline bags used to be free. That's true. All
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  Speaker 2: the concert ticket fees. Buying a ticket used to be
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  Speaker 2: face value.
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  Speaker 1: Now when you add in convenience fees, processing, and delivery,
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  Speaker 1: it can make the price of the ticket double. Phone accessories.
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  Speaker 1: This really pisses me off too now. This is not
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  Speaker 1: that long ago. iPhones used to come with headphones and
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  Speaker 1: a charger. Now you've got to buy that stuff separately.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, the charging block. Bring it back, please.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that a bummer?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: When you buy the new AirPods, you don't get the
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  Speaker 4: charging case for free. You've got to pay extra for
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  Speaker 4: the charging case. How are you going to use them
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  Speaker 4: more than one time if you don't get the charging case?