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182: Low Ceilings, Long Arms · Wine & Audacity

• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Slate!
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: That'd be hard as shit, though. That'd have been a
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: hard-ass radio intro. And then in the background, you got like,
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: you know, how they got all them Rainy Man sounds,
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: gunshots and shit going off.
• 0:25
  Speaker 3: You went down, rock and play. Big stack. And small
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: fry in the morning.
• 0:36
  Speaker 4: Boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nigga. And all the while, yo, the nigga only
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: got like three words out.
• 0:45
  Speaker 4: He's still alive, ain't he?
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's still alive.
• 0:47
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: Funkmaster Flex.
• 0:48
  Speaker 6: Somebody got, somebody, oh, that was Mr. C, my bad.
• 0:51
  Speaker 6: I'm like, somebody, somebody died and never died before.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Did he die? He got caught in a car with
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: a person. Oh, yeah. That was a while before that happened.
• 1:00
  Speaker 6: But he ended up passing from heart issues or something,
• 1:03
  Speaker 6: he said.
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sorry. Sorry to that man.
• 1:07
  Speaker 5: Nah.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: Word to Kiki. Wow.
• 1:10
  Speaker 4: That's an interesting.
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: Man. Well.
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: You seen that? You been following that shit with Kiki Dio? Child. Keefie.
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: Who the fuck is Keefie? The nigga that killed Pop. Oh, yeah.
• 1:23
  Speaker 4: I saw that. He got himself caught.
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: This nigga wouldn't talk.
• 1:27
  Speaker 4: He told everything.
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: Hold on, niggas. Hey, y'all. You see, we just started yapping. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: Bienvenido a noticias del sotano.
• 1:44
  Speaker 5: Oh!
• 1:46
  Speaker 4: Anybody tell your ass to reach up that high.
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: Low ceiling, long arms, bad combination. Ow. Also.
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: Low ceiling and long arms sound like the name is porno.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: That's the episode title.
• 2:09
  Speaker 4: Low ceiling. I was trying to see how that would work.
• 2:15
  Speaker 4: But I actually got the video.
• 2:17
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
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  Speaker 7: Ooh.
• 2:18
  Speaker 4: Ooh. I got this song.
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: What?
• 2:23
  Speaker 4: Keep rising to the top. You already used that.
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: I don't remember using that.
• 2:28
  Speaker 4: Give it all you got. I don't remember using that song.
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: Hold on. We're going to search for it. You don't
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: think you did that? Yeah, we did. We used it
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: in season three. Oh, shit. I searched the name.
• 2:39
  Speaker 4: Damn it. Give it all you got.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: That was YSY.
• 2:44
  Speaker 8: That's why I save all the notes so I can
• 2:45
  Speaker 8: just search the title.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we use it season three. I forgot. That's my song. Oh, wait. Momulation. Damn,
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: now I'm trying to stop listening.
• 2:58
  Speaker 4: Hold on, bro.
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: What was the title that you just said? Los Angeles.
• 3:07
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: Oh. That motherfucker reached his full potential.
• 3:13
  Speaker 4: Have we used Sky's the Limit?
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: No. Isn't that keys autocorrect? I'm trying to spell.
• 3:20
  Speaker 8: I got fat fingers, y'all.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm typing four letters at once. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
• 3:31
  Speaker 8: Y'all want to know what my new favorite song is?
• 3:43
  Speaker 4: I felt me a new ratchet tone.
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: Yes. That song tickles the shit out of me. I'm sorry.
• 3:55
  Speaker 4: Shout out to Dolly B. That song tickles the shit
• 4:00
  Speaker 4: out of me.
• 4:01
  Speaker 6: I don't know what it is. I just randomly start
• 4:03
  Speaker 6: singing that shit. My boss looked at me the other
• 4:05
  Speaker 6: day like, what the hell.
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: Are you singing?
• 4:07
  Speaker 6: I was like, Welcome to this episode of Wine and Audacity.
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: The ceiling cats.
• 4:13
  Speaker 5: It's love.
• 4:36
  Speaker 8: And i got the headphones shit like the bar like
• 4:39
  Speaker 8: the bar and i.
• 4:39
  Speaker 6: Got that and i got that boom shalaka laka oh
• 4:43
  Speaker 6: wow i'm joining by two of my favorite people in
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  Speaker 6: the world how y'all feeling this week i got that
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  Speaker 6: i mean.
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  Speaker 4: Wow It was the L-O.
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: It's like when I see the little, I.
• 5:06
  Speaker 6: See the girls.
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not one of them. My boy Brad was in
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: the cooch. I'm sorry. Not one of those. But I mean,
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: I had to be sure. You had to be sure.
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: He had to be sure that he didn't die.
• 5:25
  Speaker 4: You didn't know?
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: He not a ghost all day? I don't hate the
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: ghost all day. What was that reaction?
• 5:31
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: It was just like, the shit just hit me. The
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  Speaker 1: shit just hit my head. Time out. The fuck y'all
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: be doing rags and shit. Sure. He had to... Purr.
• 5:39
  Speaker 4: This thing said purr.
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: Why did it do that?
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  Speaker 7: I'm just I'm just like that huh I gotta get
• 6:00
  Speaker 7: you oh wow okay okay just enough is enough enough
• 6:06
  Speaker 7: enough is enough oh.
• 6:09
  Speaker 4: Jesus enough is enough is enough is a fucking enough.
• 6:14
  Speaker 8: What why are you fucking making that face oh oh
• 6:20
  Speaker 8: hmm this is interesting I.
• 6:24
  Speaker 4: Do also want to say, while.
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  Speaker 8: We're speaking about our legends, I want to send love
• 6:32
  Speaker 8: and light to Gladys Knight. Mama Gladys. I've seen the
• 6:38
  Speaker 8: footage of her on stage. She looks amazing, but she
• 6:41
  Speaker 8: looks confused. Did y'all see the clip of her backstage
• 6:46
  Speaker 8: talking to Patti? And it seems like Gladys was kind of,
• 6:50
  Speaker 8: I'm not sure if she was overwhelmed or just confused,
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  Speaker 8: but you could tell Patty's reaction to her was like, girl.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: It's me.
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  Speaker 4: It's Patty.
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  Speaker 1: I think that.
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  Speaker 8: With a lot of our legends, they don't get the due,
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  Speaker 8: the just due that they deserve with their flowers while
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  Speaker 8: they're still able to receive them. And I think that
• 7:14
  Speaker 8: especially with even if you may not even like, and
• 7:17
  Speaker 8: I'm going to start throwing out names, the Smokey Robinsons.
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: Didn't, well, Martha.
• 7:22
  Speaker 8: Reeves, Martha Reeves, Smokey Robinson, Martha Reeves, Patti LaBelle, Stevie Wonder,
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  Speaker 8: Ron Osley, the Osley.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: Brothers, because Ernie's still alive too. Ernie be up there
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: with them motherfuckers. And that's it. Ron is sitting, Ron
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: is sitting down. They're moving slow. He's moving much slower,
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: of course, but the man in his 80s.
• 7:46
  Speaker 6: I feel like at this time in their life, we
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  Speaker 6: should see them every once in a while.
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  Speaker 4: They should not still be too old and real.
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  Speaker 6: Heavy and all that other stuff. You see them once
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  Speaker 6: in a blue moon, they pop out for a reunion
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  Speaker 6: show or a fucking tribute show or something like that
• 8:00
  Speaker 6: because they've done their time.
• 8:03
  Speaker 4: The Ozzy Brothers have been in the game for 60 years.
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  Speaker 1: When I got.
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  Speaker 8: To their first single drop in 1958 or 59, shout.
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  Speaker 8: You know, and now you can see the difference and,
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  Speaker 8: you know, Ron sits down for most of the performances
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  Speaker 8: now and he's singing.
• 8:20
  Speaker 4: Along with the music more so now versus singing live.
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  Speaker 4: And that's fine because, sir, you're a legend and you've
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  Speaker 4: done your time.
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying?
• 8:27
  Speaker 6: And then we had the same thing with Charlie Wilson.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: Uncle Charlie.
• 8:32
  Speaker 4: He's had a stroke.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: Two or three strokes. And then he was just singing.
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  Speaker 6: His throat out at the damn at the airframe that
• 8:39
  Speaker 6: she had You know, here in Baltimore, they had the
• 8:42
  Speaker 6: AFRAM Juneteenth weekend.
• 8:44
  Speaker 4: He was one of the headlines.
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  Speaker 6: And why they say he sounded amazing, a lot of
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  Speaker 6: assistance moving around and walking and all of that other stuff,
• 8:52
  Speaker 6: because he was recovering from multiple strokes.
• 8:58
  Speaker 4: It's time for all that.
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  Speaker 6: They need to be able to sit down and enjoy
• 9:00
  Speaker 6: their days. He should be home with his feet up
• 9:02
  Speaker 6: with his wife drinking him a bourbon.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: The same with, I forgot some people, Dionne Warwick. I
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  Speaker 1: love me some Dionne. She'd be good. She'd get the
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: people together. She'd tip us the hell out of me
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: on Twitter. Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross.
• 9:15
  Speaker 8: You don't see her much, but she's still tours, but
• 9:17
  Speaker 8: she's not touring year round.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: She'd take that wig off and she'd be at the house.
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: Who are some.
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  Speaker 8: Other black legends that we still have living that may
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  Speaker 8: or may not.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: Still be black? Well, hell, shit.
• 9:28
  Speaker 4: It ain't but one of Original Temptation left.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: But he's the oldest. Yep.
• 9:33
  Speaker 4: He's the only Temptation left. Last one.
• 9:37
  Speaker 6: And that was a whole new Temptation group that's been
• 9:40
  Speaker 6: headlined by actor, singer Tony Grant.
• 9:44
  Speaker 4: What?
• 9:47
  Speaker 8: What?
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: I guess he finally came to see Otis.
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: He finally came to see Otis.
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: I was thinking it. I didn't come to see you.
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  Speaker 1: Otis. I didn't come to see Tony.
• 10:03
  Speaker 6: You mean Trisha May and Grant's husband?
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, Tony Grant.
• 10:05
  Speaker 8: AKA Leslie Dana Thomas from Beyond the Gates.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: AKA, I'm sick of this bitch.
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  Speaker 4: She's an amazing actress, though. I tell you this, I'm
• 10:15
  Speaker 4: going to beat her up in real life.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, bro. We cut you off. Who were you saying? Yo. What?
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. That's a bad bitch. I ain't
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: calling you a bitch, but that's a bad bitch.
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: Style is on a thousand, honey.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: She's a good bitch.
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: Hair, always. That silk wrap is silking, honey. It do.
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  Speaker 5: It do.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: I would compliment you if I liked you. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like you.
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: I like you as a person.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: I don't like you as an actress. I hate your guts.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Trisha May Gray is an amazing actress.
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: She plays it so well that you love to hate her.
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  Speaker 8: I gotta do better with deleting old stuff. I don't
• 10:58
  Speaker 8: delete nothing until the memory cards are damn near full.
• 11:01
  Speaker 8: But I forgot to delete old stuff from the beginning
• 11:03
  Speaker 8: of the season that's already been out for months now.
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: And the recorder cut off. Sorry, y'all. Well, let's do
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: that again. Top question of the week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: Yo, that yeah.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Been fucking with me all night.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: Phone flip.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: DJ Clue.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Let's keep going. Sorry. Ha ha. Ha ha.
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  Speaker 6: Ha ha.
• 11:39
  Speaker 4: Ha ha.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, talk about.
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: I feel like they're going to be talking to dad jokes.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 11:54
  Speaker 4: Ain't none of y'all worth a damn.
• 11:56
  Speaker 8: So, y'all, let's get into this. Did you have a
• 12:00
  Speaker 8: family secret or crazy family story?
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: A WTL?
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  Speaker 8: For example, my grandmother's brother left one day. They watched
• 12:07
  Speaker 8: him walk down the lane. He never came back. They
• 12:10
  Speaker 8: never found out what happened to him. I also had
• 12:12
  Speaker 8: a great aunt who murdered her husband.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: Well, that's a hell of a story. Y'all watch this
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: nigga walk.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: Y'all watch him walk out with y'all lives, y'all.
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: How the fuck? He left. He went to get some
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: milk and never came back. In a pack of cigarettes. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
• 12:34
  Speaker 6: I saw a man buy a pack of Paul Mauls
• 12:36
  Speaker 6: in front of me at the gas station the other
• 12:38
  Speaker 6: day and I almost peed on myself.
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: I was laughing so damn hard. And that man probably
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: was like, there's something wrong.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: With this bitch.
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: But I keep talking about Paul Maul goals, but I
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: ain't never really seen him buy a pack.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: My Paul Maul goals.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: He picked that box up.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: And said, Lord. All right. Poor man.
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: He didn't know what the hell I was getting into.
• 13:01
  Speaker 5: No, seriously.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yo, watch this nigga walk out. Ain't nobody,
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody, get out! We ain't going, we ain't going.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 13:11
  Speaker 8: Do you have a family secret or crazy family story?
• 13:15
  Speaker 8: Let's get into it. oh shit my sister traveled the
• 13:18
  Speaker 8: world with an extremely famous person who was addicted to
• 13:21
  Speaker 8: drugs fans didn't know that the person was an addict
• 13:24
  Speaker 8: the drugs were hidden in her luggage but she didn't
• 13:26
  Speaker 8: find out until a few years later oh so.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: You was a groupie that could be anybody that could
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  Speaker 2: be anybody yeah so you so you you was the
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  Speaker 2: you was the main bitch Not the main bit.
• 13:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: No, you was the mule.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: He just didn't know you was the mule.
• 13:43
  Speaker 6: Can you imagine getting stopped at the airport and they
• 13:47
  Speaker 6: find some baggies in your suitcase and you're like, how
• 13:49
  Speaker 6: the fuck did they get there? And you legit really
• 13:52
  Speaker 6: don't know how the fuck they got there. And now
• 13:55
  Speaker 6: you over here doing fag time. I didn't even know
• 13:59
  Speaker 6: I was in there!
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that shit that you just
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: want to arrest somebody. Meanwhile, this nigga about to go
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  Speaker 1: on tour and shit.
• 14:07
  Speaker 6: Thank goodness you ain't get locked up at the goddamn
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: airport because the dog was sniffing you, ma'am.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: That's diabolical as fuck, yo.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Next one. Did you have a family secret or crazy
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: family story? These people do.
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  Speaker 8: A woman in my family married a guy in law school.
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  Speaker 8: She supported him through school and while he was establishing
• 14:24
  Speaker 8: his business. Then she became a housewife and had two kids.
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  Speaker 8: He came on one day and told her that he'd
• 14:30
  Speaker 8: fallen in love with his legal secretary. He was taking
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  Speaker 8: the kids, the house and the business. And she was
• 14:36
  Speaker 8: left with nothing because he was a big fancy lawyer
• 14:38
  Speaker 8: and she was an ignorant housewife. Apparently, he was unaware
• 14:43
  Speaker 8: that her Chicago Italian family was connected. Uncle Tony visited
• 14:46
  Speaker 8: the man one day. and explained that if he wasn't
• 14:49
  Speaker 8: extremely generous in the divorce, he would be able to
• 14:51
  Speaker 8: find pieces of his new love along the highway. Lawyer
• 14:55
  Speaker 8: gave her a generous divorce settlement. He and the new
• 14:57
  Speaker 8: wife also moved out of state, like it mattered. Well, Kat,
• 15:05
  Speaker 8: that's bullshit.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Nigga, that is fucking waiting to exhale and the Sopranos.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Put together, yo. I thought it was waiting to exhale
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: at first.
• 15:14
  Speaker 8: That's the thing about becoming an adult and watching a
• 15:16
  Speaker 8: lot of movies you love as kids.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: These people were horrible as fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Horrible fucking people.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:21
  Speaker 8: But let's go on to, before we go to another tangent,
• 15:23
  Speaker 8: let's go on to the next one. Do you have
• 15:24
  Speaker 8: a family secret or crazy family story? Some of these
• 15:27
  Speaker 8: people do. My aunt married a Nicky Barnes type. They
• 15:31
  Speaker 8: had a toddler son in daycare. And the day her
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: husband turned state's evidence, he went into WITSEC.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: And U.S. Marshals aided him in kidnapping his son without
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: the mother's knowledge.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: He and they retrieved his son from daycare early, never
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: to be seen again. Wow. Damn.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Ah, I scored Irv. Raiden. I'm scorching Irv.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: How you going to find him? Name Whitsack.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: I don't give a damn.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: People get found in Whitsack all the time. Well. That
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: shit crazy. Dirty motherfuckers. That shit crazy. Take that lady, baby.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: That shit crazy, yo.
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  Speaker 4: It's a damn shame.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Next one. Did you have a family secret or crazy
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: family story? These people do.
• 16:13
  Speaker 8: One of my uncles was preparing for Hurricane Katrina. We
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: haven't heard from him since. That was August of 2005. Oh.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: That sucks. That ain't crazy though.
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: We've covered Hurricane Katrina on previous episodes. We reviewed documentaries
• 16:32
  Speaker 8: about Hurricane Katrina. Once this season, I think another time,
• 16:36
  Speaker 8: a couple of seasons ago, seeing them documentaries was traumatic.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: It's heartbreaking.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, man.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Heartbreaking. Yeah. We're not going to rate that.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: We're just going to keep on going.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Do you have a crazy family secret or crazy family story?
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: These people do.
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: My bachelor uncle retired and moved to Florida and bought
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: a nice boat with my dad's help so they could
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: fish together. My dad visited a few times a year.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Oh shit that sound like that sound like that grandparents
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  Speaker 2: movie yo oh lord.
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: That's a horror movie the grandparents movie where they drop
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: the kid off but they was like wait.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: These aren't my grandparents.
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah I forget the name of it what movie is
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: that this came out it was a couple years ago
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: yeah it was in theaters I think the daughter was
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: estranged from her parents. I remember the plot. The daughter
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: was estranged from her parents. They hadn't spoken in years.
• 17:50
  Speaker 8: And the parents, somehow at the beginning of the top
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: of the movie, they reestablished connection with the parents. The son,
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: the daughter and her husband were going on vacations. They said, well, hey,
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: we're going to go on vacation. We can drop our
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: kids off to you for like a week or two
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: while we go on vacation. So they dropped the kids off.
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: And I think the kids, it was fine at first,
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: but they realized as time went on that something was
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: wrong with the grandparents. Come to find out, the twist
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: was the grandparents had been... There were two people that
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: escaped from an insane asylum that was nearby.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: They had either.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: They killed the grandparents and they assumed their identities.
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: But the kids started noticing something was off because the
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: grandparents cut them off from the outside where they were
• 18:38
  Speaker 8: bolted in the house.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: They couldn't leave.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: They told grandma, they said, lock your doors because grandma
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: went crazy and shit.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Grandma told the little girl to get in the oven
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: so she can clean it.
• 18:50
  Speaker 8: I think that was one time they literally said like,
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: don't come out your room after eight o'clock because grandma
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: go crazy at night. And I think one time they
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: did open the door and she was in the corner,
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: like scratching the walls or doing something just real, real weird.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: The two crazy people from the insane asylum, they escaped
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: and they murdered the grandparents and assumed their identity.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Jesus. Yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: That was the twist of it. They didn't recognize them?
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: The kids never seen the grandparents. Well, what about the parents?
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: But she hadn't talked to her parents in like 20 years.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: They were estranged.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Well, shit, bitch, you know what your parents look like?
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: And why would you leave your kids with people you
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: haven't spoken to before?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: This is white people shit.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Look.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, y'all.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: The truth is the truth. I was just about to
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: say it, but we're going to keep on going.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: That is from the mountains of Caucasus.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Do you have a crazy family story or family secret?
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: We love y'all. We do love y'all, though. There's some
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: white people shit.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: It's like some stuff is nigga shit.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: This is true. This is true.
• 19:49
  Speaker 8: I'm with you when I'm with you. I'm with you
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: when you right. And I'm right when I'm with you.
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: Do you have a family secret or crazy family story?
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: These people do.
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: My mom fucked my grandmother on my dad's side. My
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: dad's dad. She got pregnant by him. I have a
• 20:06
  Speaker 8: sister who's also my aunt.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Your mom fucked your father's father. And then had a baby.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: And she had a baby.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Your auntie.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Your auntie's sister.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Your half-sister is also your aunt. My God. Your mom's
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: a whore. That's your sissy. That's her son't. Santee. Santee. Santee.
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Okay. Radio. It's like having a uncle. A Bronco.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Or a auntie.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I get called Bronco.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Next one. Oh, go ahead.
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: Do you have a crazy family secret or crazy family story?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: These people do. Okay, it's going to be presence. Yeah, man.
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: Okay. I have had different family members try to unalive
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: me at one point or another. My dad tried first
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: when I was in my mom's belly.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Kicked her. Born too much premature. Then he saw me.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Gave me his name.
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: Sold or bartered some of my siblings for drugs. I
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: wasn't the only of his kids he tried to unalive.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Cheat.
• 21:13
  Speaker 8: He gave my brother drugs so he wouldn't resist. I
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: was six, I think. We are lucky to be here.
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: My oldest sibling passed away a couple of years ago
• 21:21
  Speaker 8: from liver disease. Started drinking around 12 because it happened
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: to her.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Rest in peace, sis. I miss you. Now that's a movie. Bro,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: that ain't funny. No, I'm laughing because... Giving birth to some...
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I'm about to kill your ass. No, your nigga said
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: he tried to kill her in the belly. I'm laughing
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: because I say the little clip when that man went
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: in on Shemar and said he look like he's a... Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Baby.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Baby.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Baby.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Baby.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Baby.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: I threw my phone because that was a whole lot. Man,
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: I could have been in that room some more when
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: it turned this thing on me because the way I
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: would have cackled loudly.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Shit. Let's go to the next one.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: To tell somebody they look like they survived a smortion.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Is a level....
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Oh shit of of of fucking when.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I sent it to y'all i told you this is
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: why i'm going.
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: Do you have a a family story a crazy family
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: secret these people do my god today um when my
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: grandma got married to my granddaddy in 1916 they moved
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: in with his mom my grandma said that his mom
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: came to the table one day sat down and put
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: a pew-pew to her head and blew her brains out
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: right there at the table in front of her. My
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: grandma was only 16 and never got over that. I
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: wouldn't get over that shit either, yo.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: What the hell? The fuck was she going through? Morning, mom! Boom!
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: I gotta have breakfast at 8.46 because 8.30 your grandma
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: shot herself on the goddamn table.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: Mm-mm.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: That's a lifetime of therapy.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Sheesh.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Niggas can't look at them. They ain't never look at eggs.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Eggs the same again, yo.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Hell no. What's that? The continental breakfast? She probably was like,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I'm never having breakfast again.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Baby, I went into a panic attack every time somebody
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: mentioned breakfast. Bacon.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Mental health is real, y'all. We over here joking, but dude.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Now you got the husband talking about get over that shit.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: It's at that moment that you hit him in the
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: head with a bottle. Do you have a family secret
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: or crazy family story? These people do.
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: Back in 1985, my rowdy sister used to hang out
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: in local parks, partying with her friends. One night, a
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: guy came by and asked if he could hang out
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: with them.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: And they said, sure. He hung out with them for weeks.
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: One night, a young girl was walking by and she
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: heard him say quietly to himself something like, it'd be
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: so easy.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, hell no.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Bear mace.
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: Then one night at home, my sister saw him on
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: the news. He had been arrested. That's when they found
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: out they had been hanging out with Richard Ramirez, a.k.a.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: the Night Stalker, a serial on the line.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: First of all, how are you going to write a nigga?
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: How are you going to write a nigga to hang
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: out with you one time?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: I'll go with y'all for weeks.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: So you was literally calling this nigga to be like, hey,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: we're going out here.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: You want to come? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: He's going to kill y'all. Mr. Superman, I don't. Ain't
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: no way. I'm just saying. That's scary. I'll be with you. Listen,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: we ain't no way out.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Like, if I invite somebody to come hang out and shit.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: He just walked up to him and was like, can
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I hang out with y'all? And they were like, uh, sure.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: And y'all ain't think that shit was strange that every
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: time y'all show up somewhere, yo, this nigga, he always there.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Mm-mm.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Mm-mm.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: He been hanging out for weeks, bitch. Next one. You
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: could avoid that shit. Do you have a crazy family
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: secret or crazy family story?
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: These people do. I'm not sure what to think. Me
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: and my brother did a DNA test. Apparently, we don't
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: have the same dad. Our mom is dead and his
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: dad is not, so we're not sure who to talk to.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: He's six years older than me. We're the only ones left. Well,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I understand. I understand your conundrum, my boy. Come on, SAT.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: You feel me?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I understand this would be what a paradox is. Because
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: one side, you want to be like, I need to know.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I'm high. Shut up. That explains it. That explains it.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: No, but like one side of you is like, yo,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I need to know.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Then the other side of you is like. it's only us.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, it's only us left.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: So then if I find out, then it's like, yo,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: either me or my brother is the only one, you know,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: is the only one.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Left type shit.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: And that might fuck, you know, that might fuck the whole, like,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: fuck the whole family, the rest of the family up.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Or your relationship that you had with your, you know,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: the relationship that you got with your dad.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: So I was like, Should I ask these questions? Right, yo.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Speaking of daddy, daddy issues. Oh, shit. Do you have
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: a family secret or crazy family story? These people do.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: I found out that my son is actually my dad's
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: son from a one-night stand he had with my ex-wife.
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: Dad is in prison for drug-related charges and my ex
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: is an addict. I want, I sue for custody and one.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Ooh.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Ooh.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: So he raising his brun, his brother's son.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Wow. Or his brother. His brother. Wow. His son there. Wow. Wow.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: That's a level of betrayal that drives people fucking crazy.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Y'all some sorry bastards.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Like that lady who kept that secret for 36 years
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: from her husband. Oh, I'm sorry, bitch. Y'all still in
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: them comments months later. Baby, they still mad.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: I got a damn alert the other day, baby. I said, good, listen,
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: that's how mad I was when I read the shit.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Yo, damn. I mean... My Lord.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: It's the first time, I mean, but it's the first
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: time that we heard it, you know, we heard it
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: the other way around, though.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Like, like, Damn.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: Hunched on that man, daddy. Baby, I gonna beat the
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: cocaine out that hoe. Got me raising my damn brother.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Bitch. Yo.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: So, you saying the son's mom is a nanny?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I'm, I couldn't imagine what's going to happen.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: And your dad is in jail for drug related shit.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: He probably was keeping it high. He was like, I'm
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: going to give me a piece of this.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Or to get a fix. You know, to get her fixed.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: She had to fuck for it.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Well, she made a decision. Just say no, kid.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: And now a child is affected by it, but it's okay.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: At least he man enough.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: I admire the fact that he didn't just give up
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: on him and say, well, fuck it. Both your parents
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: locked up. I don't want shit to do with you.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. Some people will do that.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: He could have sent that boy to somebody else.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: But even though legally he's considered the father.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: Depending on the state. If he signed a birth certificate.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: If the child was born during the marriage. In a
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: lot of states, it's like that. Even if they cheated him.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Hey, yo, it's funny that you said just say no. Because,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: you know, marijuana got removed from the list now when.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: They do the day program.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Like now when it's funny as hell because they told
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: me that little line, you're probably pissed off with everybody now.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Next one. Do you have a family secret or crazy
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: family story? These people do.
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: My great grandma fell in love and wanted to marry
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: this man, but her family didn't approve, so she married
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: who they picked for her. He died in a hunting
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: accident shortly after they were married. Once her love found
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: out she was single again, he went and married her.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Well, hey. Sometimes you gotta.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: Do what you gotta do, y'all.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I mean... Nah, nigga. I gotta tell y'all. So, this
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: ain't my business to tell. But these my niggas, so
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I got to tell them. So, jump cut.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: I just found out a similar situation about a friend
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: of mine, too.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Y'all be messy out here in these streets.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, baby, laying it low and spreading it wide.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Laying it low and spreading it wide. Next one.
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: Do you have a crazy family secret or crazy family story?
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: These people do. When my great grandmother was younger, her
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: neighbor used to wail the shit out of his wife
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: when he got drunk. Granny found out about it. Wail
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: the shit out of the wife. I was like, who
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: the fuck says wail?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: This person does. Old people. Yeah.
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: Granny found out about it and told the woman that
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: the next time he passed out on the bed, she
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: was to come and get her.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: It happened.
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: She came over and Granny made the lady help her
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: tie him to the bed. Then Granny proceeded to whip
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: the shit out of him with her buggy whip. Told
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: him that if he beat his wife again, she'd unalive him. Apparently,
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: things calmed down at the next farm down the road.
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: I remember her telling me to never take any man's shit.
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: She was 99 at the time.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: My kind of lady, Granny.
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: She was like Mama and Lackawanna.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Blues, honey.
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: Or was it Regina Regina King and that one movie
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: with Liza Lonsdale.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: She put that baby put that baby that baby on
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: the floor.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: You know I that's one of my favorite movies I
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: watch that even when it's not Christmas this Christmas I
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: watch that even when it's not Christmas I might watch
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: it this week that's one of my favorite movies I
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: don't know why it just is that's one of my
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: favorite Christmas movies along with this with Almost Christmas it's
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: one of my favorite Christmas movies and I just would
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: like wish that that movie had came out When I
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: was with the other half of my son's DNA, because
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: it would have been really easy for me to do
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: that to him because he was happy and it took
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: him a minute to get up anyway.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: So, yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: I wasn't that around then.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I want to bring up a point. I did stuff
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: like pour cold ice water on him while he was
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: in the shower. He pissed me off.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: And he used to take real hot showers and I
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: put a bucket of ice water on him while he
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: was in the shower.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I want to bring up a separate point. Allegedly.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: To all these red pill guys.
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: Who fantasized having these 50 housewives and y'all want a
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: woman to be subservient and depend on you and you
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: want to be the man and make all the decisions
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: and do all the things. You do realize that our
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: grandmothers was shooting and stabbing niggas, right?
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Was.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: Was.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Hold up. Hold up.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: Or they die from mysterious illnesses because something was put
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: in their food.
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: You're... Y'all, for those of y'all who glorify that aesthetic
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: and say that women should only exist to be in
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: service of men and they should only exist to serve
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: men and all of these things like the women did
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: back in the 50s and 60s.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: They didn't have a choice. They didn't have a choice.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: But you know the choice that they did have.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: The usual woman was out here signing them niggas up
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: to get into the service, bro.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Was to beat your ass in the head with a
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: cast iron skillet.
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: But you do know that, you know how everybody has
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: an aunt. They're always wound up with dead husbands who
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: kept a guard in her backyard.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: And the cat keep on that one spot.
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: You do realize that your granny couldn't divorce her husband
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: back in the day because.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: It was illegal. But she was whooping his ass. She
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: would shoot him and then stitch him up. And they
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: would stay together.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: May or may not have put rat poison in his food.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: He knew not to play with her after that first time.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: Go research your history and see how many people mysteriously
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: died in your family or disappeared.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: I bet you a woman took them out.
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: Or got committed to crown your hospital.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Their aunt that we don't talk about. Like Wanda Sykes
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: mother said. He cheated.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: He got shot in the arm. And then where's that?
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: And then told him, go show him your gunshot. Show
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: them your arms. Women didn't have choices back then. They
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: couldn't get bank accounts without their husbands. They didn't have
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: a lot of options as far as education and jobs and.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Stuff like that. But they had options. But they had options.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: And that's why a lot of y'all were talking about
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: y'all want my mom to be like, want these new
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: women to be like your grandma and pop pop and
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: me mom.
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: Baby, they wasn't talking back in the day. It was
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: shoot first or stand first and ask questions later. You
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: don't know what you're talking about. You ain't never seen
• 34:38
  Speaker 8: your grandmother have a straight razor?
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Hmm. I saw a picture.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: And it came from, especially if she had big titties.
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: I bet you that's what it was along with her
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: coin purse wrapped.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: In that napkin. I saw a picture of my mother's
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: paternal grandmother. Mama, she was, she was born in 1909.
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: Hmm.
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: She was an OG. Now, she was a calm, church-going
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: lady by the time I came along in the 80s.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: She wasn't always like that. But I saw a picture
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: of her back in the 40s. She had a gold tooth.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Mama was outside.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Baby, I seen a picture of my grandmama.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: She was outside.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: She was taller than I thought she was at one point.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I think she shrunk. She had some long legs. And
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: she had that leg blown up with that hair on
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: that dress with that split. I said, uh. I know
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: she had a gun at her garter belt. I said, Colleen,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: what was she doing? Out.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: In the streets.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: What was she doing? She started grinning. She was grinning.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: She was like, I'm not where I was at. I
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: bet y'all had a good time.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: I was going through the pictures after my grandfather died.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I hadn't been through that photo album in years. I'm
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: going to the house and go.
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: We see our elders, our grandparents, our great-grandparents, if they
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: still alive, our parents, they might be moving a little slower.
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: They calm now. But back in the day, they was
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: raised now.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Hell.
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: And these women were not put up with no shit
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: from nothing to go.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the next one. I'm listening. Next one.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Do you have a family secret or crazy family story?
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: These people do. My grandmother hadn't seen her brother in
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: 40 years. He lived in another state. One day, we
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: were having a big family reunion and a taxi cab
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: pulled up and he got out. But no one but
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: my grandmother knew who he was. He had a taxi
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: drive him four hours. He stayed for half an hour,
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: got back in, and left. The next month, she got
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: word that he died.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: What? Oh.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: That's interesting.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I will say.
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: that um a couple years ago my so my mother
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: is one of seven five five girls two.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Boys um that must have been hell for them.
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: Oh i'm sure it was five girls two boys my
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: mother was the oldest girl she was number two boy
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: girl boy girl girl girl boy girl girl yeah um
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: For years, my uncle had been semi-estranged from my two aunts.
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: But the three that were living after the youngest died,
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: a few months after my mother passed. But he had
• 37:13
  Speaker 8: been estranged for years from his sisters. Of course, I
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: did not ask questions because, again, that ain't my business.
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: I'm one of the nephews. I'm not one of the siblings.
• 37:23
  Speaker 8: So they have their own relationship dynamics. They've been on
• 37:26
  Speaker 8: this earth 70 plus years. That ain't my cross. You
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: got to know when to stay out of the ground
• 37:30
  Speaker 8: with those business. But I would ask, have y'all talked
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: to your brother?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Is he all right? He said, no, brother. We ain't
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: heard from him. You know, I called him. I told
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: my sister to call him. She called him.
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: He ain't never asked me. We invited him to Thanksgiving
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: and then to Christmas dinner. He ain't come around. But
• 37:44
  Speaker 8: one year, he popped up at my aunt's house for
• 37:47
  Speaker 8: Christmas dinner.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, aunt! Hey, Brandon, how's it going, man?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Good to see you.
• 37:55
  Speaker 8: He ended up passing three months later from lung cancer.
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: And you never know People can be estranged for years,
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: but when people start popping up all of a sudden,
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: they come around and they might know that something is
• 38:15
  Speaker 8: going on with them health wise and they may want
• 38:17
  Speaker 8: to make amends before they check out.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: It's funny that you said that because I just seen
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: a clip from The Good Doctor. Sean's dad was apologizing
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: for him. And then Sean was like, he remembered all that,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: like all that shit, like all the shit that he did.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: And he didn't care if he was, you know, he
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: didn't care that he was dying. And a lot of
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: people were saying that. Like, you read the comments and shit.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: And the comments were saying, you know, I don't understand
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: why our parents don't realize that, you know, like, you know,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: they asking for forgiveness. You know, you trying to apologize
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: don't mean shit now. And I was about to comment, like,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: it's because the apology wasn't for him. Because when Sean
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: started tripping and the mother was standing about to say something,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: the father looked in the mind and was like, nah,
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: let him have it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yo, like, I mean, to your point, yeah, yo,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: you never know. And when niggas start, then that's why when,
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: you know, people that we've been cool with and they
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: come out and they say some shit, and.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: They're like, yo, you dying?
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: And it's like, nah, yo, nah, nah, nah, that's not,
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not, I'm just saying It's.
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: Like it's we are at the age now where they
• 39:28
  Speaker 8: were all 40. Well, I'm still 39. But, you know,
• 39:32
  Speaker 8: we're at the age where cancer starts popping up for people.
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: Breast cancer, testicular cancer, prostate cancer, liver cancer.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: People start having these health issues.
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: And especially because you think we're still young, but you
• 39:48
  Speaker 8: don't think about your mortality until you get that diagnosis.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: And it is.
• 39:59
  Speaker 8: Don't fuck people over for one to where you have
• 40:01
  Speaker 8: to go away and come back with your tail between
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: your legs because you know you want you on.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Your way out.
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: But also love on your people because you don't know.
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: You don't know the last time you'll see somebody, the
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: last time you'll talk to somebody. Love on your people
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: while you still can, because there's maybe a time where
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: you can. I strive to live a life where I
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: don't have to be apologetic for anything.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Or granted, I'm not living.
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: I don't think any of us are living to please
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: or in service or in deference to anybody.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: We're human. We all make mistakes. We're not perfect. Right.
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: But I don't want to live a life to where
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: I have to apologize to people or I feel like
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: I need to apologize to people on my deathbed because
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: I fuck so many people over. I treat people so horribly.
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: That in my last days, I have to make amends.
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: I have to make it right before I take my
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: last breath.
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 40:51
  Speaker 8: I want to live a life where I am good
• 40:54
  Speaker 8: to everybody that's good to me. If you're not good
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: to me, I can keep you over there and go
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: over here and mind my business. So when I take
• 41:01
  Speaker 8: my last breath, I live the peace.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I got peace. I live the good life. People say
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: genuine good things about you.
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: That's the thing that we talked about with Dolly Parton
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: in the group chat with Keita. Yeah. Dolly Parton lived
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: a life to where she could go peacefully because she
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: was good to everybody.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: And then y'all niggas out here saying what y'all saying,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: vandalizing her shit.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: And it's like, yo, Dolly was good to everybody. What
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: the fuck did she do?
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: You never heard of nothing racist coming from her. She
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: took the money that she made from I Will Always
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: Love You and donated it after Whitney remade it. She
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: was an advocate for the LGBTQ plus community. The only
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: bad thing they want to say about her is that
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: she was against Trump and she was just good. That
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: means she was a wonderful fucking person. I saw a
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: video of a white woman on the TikTok.
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: Calling white people to task and saying, look, you see
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: how all of these black people are reacting to the
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: death of Dolly Parton because she was good to them
• 42:09
  Speaker 8: and she was good to everybody. You want to be
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: a person that is good to people so that way
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: they can show up for you and show out for you.
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: Don't be out here like Jigsaw.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, ugly bitch. Because what? Do you have a family
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: secret or crazy family story? These people do.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say the bitch name. Laura fucking Lima.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: That bitch. She look like a Lima is what she
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: look like.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Fuck her.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Laura Lima. Laura Lima.
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: Keep coming out here talking about these beautiful, gracious, aging,
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: wonderfully-ass black women.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Women, double your age and they look younger than you. Girl,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: go to hell. Misery loves company. Oh, jealous bitch.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: You can't even close your eyes all the fucking way
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: because they deport your face so fucking tight.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Fuck wrong with you. Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. Do y'all
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: have a family secret or crazy family story? These people do.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: I slipped through the adoption cracks.
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: And not only grew up in the same state as
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: my bio parents, but unknowingly in the same neighborhood.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: That's insane.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: How the fuck? How the fuck you don't recognize your kid, yo?
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, they probably did recognize him.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: They didn't give a fuck. They put him up for adoption. Oh, man.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: Lord.
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: Next one. Did you have a family secret or crazy
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: family story?
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: These people do. My grandma passed in 2001.
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: Shortly after my grandpa was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, he had
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: a heart attack and ended up having to go to
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: a memory care center because no one could be with
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: him for 24 hours a day. About a year before
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: he passed, my mom visited him and he was talking
• 43:45
  Speaker 8: about when he was a soldier in.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: The Korean War. He had been with a woman in Korea.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: My mom was so upset.
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: I told her that it wouldn't do any good being
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: mad at him since he didn't even remember who he was.
• 43:57
  Speaker 8: He passed in 2010. A few years ago, my nephew
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: did an ancestry search, found out we have family in
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: South Korea. My dad had a child with that girl
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: and never knew it. My nephew contacted them. We're excited
• 44:09
  Speaker 8: to one.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Day meet them. Wow.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of that going around.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Dad was a passport bro and you find out and
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: then you find out that you got a little sister a.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: Lot of them make babies in them other countries oh
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: yeah Vietnam and they was over there they.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Was hunching on them hookers.
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: That's the shit that's the shit that I'm talking about
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: and meeting people at the bars and you know going
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: out and enjoying themselves in them countries and stuff and
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: that's what happened there's a whole lot of that going on.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I don't like that shit bro cause you you not
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: you not even thinking you know you not even thinking
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: about the other shit.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: Her daddy her daddy was a soldier and that's how
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: her daddy or the man she thought was her daddy met.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Her mama well apparently the mama met another.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Damn soldier and was hunting was hunting him too like
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with y'all niggas out here
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: fucking raw that's.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: Where she came from because her mama was just hunting
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: on American soldiers and whatnot.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: But he raised her like she was his own she
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: didn't find out.
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: Until I think about it she was an adult when
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: she finally found out that he wasn't her biological father
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: he never wanted her.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: To know Because he raised her.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: That's nice.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Her and her siblings.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: He raised her and all her siblings. His family secrets
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: will kick you up.
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: And he never treated her no different. Never, never not
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: accepted her or nothing like that. And the family knows
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: now too, but they still, they still don't treat her
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: no different.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Last one.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Did you have a family secret or do you have
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: a family secret? Rewind. Do you have a family secret
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: or crazy family story? These people do.
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: My Nana and her sister married identical twin brothers. My
• 45:47
  Speaker 8: parents married. Then my dad's sister, Jean, married my mom's brother, Bobby.
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: Then my dad's other sister, Tricia, married my mom's other brother, Danny. Also,
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: I fell in my Nana's grave.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: Ma'am, not you start that singing Amazing Grace and your
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: uncle trips you. Amazing Grace How sweet The Sam!
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: The Sam! The Sam! The Sam!
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: The Sam!
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Did you see?
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Shout out to Jennifer Lewis, everybody's favorite.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: R & T.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Did you see the previews for Different World? Yes. I'm excited.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: I'm excited as hell.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Moving on.
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: We're getting into our Q & A segment of the episode.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, let's do it.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Oh. Oh, let's do it. Okay.
• 46:46
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• 46:48
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• 46:56
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• 47:07
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• 47:13
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• 47:16
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• 47:25
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• 47:32
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• 47:35
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• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Mama Tina in the back making gumbo, and Solange in
• 47:40
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• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Like cranes in the sky. Happy birthday, Yonce. Yonce, y'all
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: on his mouth like liquor.
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: Also, we're not going to talk about that $ 1, 000 box
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: you sent on your website.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: That's for the people that can afford it, because she, me, her,
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: ain't it. I can afford it, but I ain't buying
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: no damn box. I'm going to save my money for
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: Act 3.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, same y'all. Same.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: Thousand dollars on the damn wooden box.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Girl, I mean.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: They can get us in the skybox.
• 48:07
  Speaker 8: As you would say on one of your old songs,
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: you didn't lost your mother when you didn't buy.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I love that song. Okay. Don't you be. Happy birthday, sis.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: We are winding our day to the podcast on YouTube.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: She think we pay the money? She don't see this economy? Oh, shit.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: No, we knew that by the ticket prices.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Well, ta-ta.
• 48:31
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• 48:33
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• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I love that you are such a stan. Don't forget
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: the ampersand. It was in the welcome pack. We are
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: winding up. Jesus Christ. We are winding up. I'm sorry.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: We are winding up underscore on YouTube. Y'all bitches is
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: getting on my nerves. We are winding up underscore because
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: y'all kept talking. We didn't stop talking at that point.
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: Underscore on TikTok. X threads and.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: One more IG.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: And threads.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: I said threads. Oh.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: N-I-G.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: I said that, bitch.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: That's a new site. Nick's the girl. We are WandaPod.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: On Blue Sky.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Sean.
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: And I'm holding auditions for two new damn hoes because
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: these motherfuckers.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: You'll be all right. Let us know if you want
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: to be anonymous, if you want to use a pseudonym.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: If you.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: First name, last initial, or vice versa, double initials.
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: Or if you want to use your government name, first, last, middle,
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: and last, like that's on your birth certificate that may
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: or may not be signed by your daddy. Because in
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: the words of Sheree Whitfield, Circle Row Housewives of Atlanta.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: Many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many moons, summer, spring, fall, jaundice,
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: or go.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: Who gonna check you boo.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I'm going to a.
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: New thread oh lord I think I may have read
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: from this thread before but it's just something that popped
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: up on Facebook it's called the veiled voices where people send.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: In anonymous stories and questions.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: And shit like that and what not and stuff.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have a title but I'm gonna read it
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: to you It's about to be funny.
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: My baby daddy's girlfriend keeps trying to discipline my children
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: like she's their mother. And the part that makes it
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: even crazier is that she's only three years older than
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: my oldest daughter. My oldest is 17. His girlfriend is 20.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: I found out because my daughter came home irritated and
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: said that this girl had taken her phone, told her
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: she couldn't go out, and tried to give her a
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: curfew at her dad's house.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: My daughter looked at her and said, you were literally in.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: High school three years ago. You are not grounding me.
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: Of course, her father jumped in and said she needs
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: to respect his girlfriend because she's an adult and it's
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: his house. Now the girlfriend keeps calling herself a parental
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: figure and says age has nothing to do with authority.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: She even told me I need to stop encouraging my
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: daughter to disrespect her because one day she could become
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: their stepmother. Ma'am, you are closer in age to my
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: child than you are to their father. The final straw
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: was when she tried to punish my younger child for
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: talking back and told my oldest she needs to set
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: a better example for her siblings. My daughter called me
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: from the bathroom asking me to come get them because
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: she felt like she was being bossed around by somebody
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: who could realistically be one of her friends. Now my
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: baby daddy says I'm undermining his household and making his
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: girlfriend feel unwelcome. I told him she is welcome to
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: be his girlfriend, but she is not going to walk
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: into my children's lives at 20 years old and start
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: confiscating phones, giving punishments, and demanding they treat her like
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: a mother. Would you expect your 17-year-old daughter to accept
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: discipline from her dad's 20-year-old girlfriend or would you shut
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: that down immediately?
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: Signed, Anonymous First the fuck of all, let me get
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: this out. I got to get this out. First the
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: fuck of all.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck if she 20, 30, or 40.
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: You a girlfriend. You have no authority when it comes
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: to my fucking children. Let's clear that part up. Bitch,
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: you new here.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: You just got here.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Okay? Clearly. Clearly.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: You looking for a father figure, which is why you
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: dating somebody who got a child three years younger than you.
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: I don't give a fuck what nobody say. If he
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: old enough to have a 17-year-old, y'all have absolutely nothing
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: to fucking comment.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck. I don't want to hear it.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: You are a girlfriend.
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: And the fact that you're saying one day you could
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: be their stepmother, that's a strong possibility, but it probably
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: won't fucking happen.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: You don't have no authority over my fucking children.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: When you and my child was in high school at
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: the same time. Fuck out of here. What you doing?
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: You ain't even old enough to go buy your own liquor.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I was about to say it, but you can't even
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: drink legally.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: Who the fuck you think you talking to?
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: And I would have been wrong if I told my
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: 17-year-old to two-piece your ass for trying to take her
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: fucking phone.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Who are.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: You?
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, bro. No, ma'am. No, no, no. I peed
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: with y'all.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, I peed with y'all saying, but then at
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: the same time, like, what if this is shit that
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: the father is putting in place and then she's there? Like,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: she's also there to be, like, be the authority, like,
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: the authority figure.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Well, clear enough, she... I don't give a fuck what
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: the father put in it, but clear enough, she ain't got.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: The sense to think for herself because her frontal lobe
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: ain't fully fucking developed yet.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I peep that.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: But at the same time, it's like, yo, if you...
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: How do you establish authority in the house? And if
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not in the house and this person is dead,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: this person that... This is the person that I'm with
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: and I'm with in the moment.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: You don't... I would respect that if they was close
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: in age.
• 53:57
  Speaker 8: If this was my father's 54-year-old girlfriend and he's 56,
• 53:59
  Speaker 8: then okay, that's fine.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: That's your house. But, bitch, you three years older than me.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: If I'm 17, you 20. Bitch, you can't even go...
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: You ain't telling me nothing. You can't do shit.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Don't tell me I can't go out.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I bet you the fuck I will. Watch this. Jennifer.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: So, is it because y'all close in age you feel
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: like you can whoop them?
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: You feel me?
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: It ain't even just that, but she's a girlfriend.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I understand. I think it's both.
• 54:23
  Speaker 8: Honestly, it's the closeness in age and it's the fact
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: that you are a girlfriend and you're trying to step
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: in like somebody's mother when, bitch, you ain't even old
• 54:32
  Speaker 8: enough to have a teenager.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Bitch, you barely not a teenager no more than you're dead.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: You still got Similac on your breath. I don't know.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, because this be the same problems if she
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: was older. This sound like this would have been the
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: same problem. You don't discipline my kids and shit like that.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: But then at the same time, it's like, yo, all right, cool.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: But if the father ain't home and the father set
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: these boards and places and you're not following set rules, yo,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: what you want? Like, yo, wouldn't you want her to
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: call my daddy?
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:06
  Speaker 8: I get that perspective, brother. I will say I agree.
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: I think that the situation would be the same if
• 55:13
  Speaker 8: this was a father's girlfriend and she came in trying
• 55:15
  Speaker 8: to make rules because that was the household. It's just worse.
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: It's worse because of the age, the lack of age
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: gap between her and the children. That's adding a mental
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: type of moral here. Yeah. The issue, I feel like
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: the mother would be more empathetic or sympathetic to the
• 55:33
  Speaker 8: woman's plight If she was older.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: If they were all in the same age group. I mean, no, no.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: If she was just older, like, older than just three years.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: If she was, like I said, if.
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: The daddy was 56 or the dad is 50 and
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: his girlfriend was 49.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit. Even in her 30s.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 55:49
  Speaker 8: There's an age gap to where you can establish some
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: sort of thing because this is my man. This is
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: our house. This is how we do stuff in our house. But, bitch,
• 55:56
  Speaker 8: you're three years older than me. Who are you to
• 55:59
  Speaker 8: tell me what the fuck to do?
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, but that's what I'm saying. That's when
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: that bravado... That's when that bravado comes in and it's like, yo,
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: now she's openly... It's like, yo, now she gonna openly
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: be defiant because, yo, this bitch, yo, you on three
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: years old. You only got three years on me.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I fucked you up. But is that a bad thing, though?
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Low key. Why do you say it's a bad thing?
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Because, I mean, it's more so a lack of respect
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: than it now. And then it also drags now... It
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: drags the father in the situation to where, yo, now
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: he gonna have to choose.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Do you?
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: You're forcing... You're essentially forcing... Forcing him to make them
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: make that decision. And then it's like, yo, and you
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: force him to make the decision.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Is it me or her? And then, you know, he
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: then if.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: He picks if he picks her because this, you know,
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: we don't even know the parameters of their relationship. So
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: if it is some shit the way it's though, like
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: she'd been around, like she'd been around type shit. And
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: this is potential fiancee marriage shit. And then it's like, yo,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: now you force me and you force me in a hole. Like,
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: I have these rules. You are openly defined, define said rules.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: And then you want them, you know, you want them
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: to you want them to call call him. She still
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: got enforced said rules that he set in place. But
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: the lack of respect is that lack of respect is
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: lack of respect because he three years older than me.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: How the fuck you want you to tell me what
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: to do?
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: It's my daddy house. Hey, you feel me? That's the paradox.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I see your point. I see your point.
• 57:25
  Speaker 8: I also think that if they would have an issue
• 57:31
  Speaker 8: with the woman regardless, if she wasn't instituting these rules
• 57:35
  Speaker 8: or trying to be this parent figure just because of
• 57:37
  Speaker 8: the age gap, they would have issues there regardless. But
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: the fact that the issues are compounded on top of
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: each other are making the situation even worse.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Yep. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: I think she may have an issue even if the
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: girlfriend was age appropriate.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: It depends on the situation. But that's essentially what we're saying.
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: The kids may have took it better if she was older.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: But no, it's the.
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: Fact that you're a girlfriend and you're bringing your ass
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: in here trying to assert your authority And from jump,
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: like somebody just going to listen to you. Like, again,
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: you was just in high school three years ago. You
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: was in high school the same time our daughter was
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: in high school. Our daughter is clearly a senior. You
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: was a senior when she was a freshman.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Like, girl, bye. No.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: And that says a whole lot about the ex-husband, too.
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: I see why he the ex-husband or why he the
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: baby daddy, I guess.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: That's why I like these high school girls. As I
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: get older, they stay the same age.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Disgusting.
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: I was watching that movie I was telling you about earlier.
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: In that movie, one of her best friends that she'd
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: known since childhood, she had her son early.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: She was 15 when she had her son. He was 19.
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: One of her friends she had grew up with, she
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: found out that the friend had been messing with her son.
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: The son ended up She warned her.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: She was like, stay the fuck away from my son. Like, miss,
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: you my friend, but you're going to be coming. I'm benefited.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Stay the fuck away from my son.
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: They kept messing around behind the mother back and then
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: he didn't she went to jail and when she came
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: home from jail the son came to see her and
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: the the friend the mother's friend walked in with him
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: and he was like ma you ain't gonna be talking
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: she said something she was like oh so you ain't
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: heed my warning and she was like ma you not
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: gonna be talking to my wife like that and the
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: mother stopped and said wife he had married the mother's
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: friend And then she stayed friends.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Like after they was beefing, she stayed friends with her.
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: Bitch, we can't be friends because in my eyes, you've
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: been my friend since elementary school, which means you were
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: around when my son was fucking born. That means you've
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: been eyeballing my son the entire fucking time. I don't
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: care what nobody say. You watched him grow up. And
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: then you turn around and you marry him and have
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: children with him.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Every time I see you, you was on.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Every time you... If you walk past me in Walmart,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I'm beating you.
• 59:47
  Speaker 8: Some people can get over it. That's not a big
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: thing for everybody, though. Some people don't have that same sensitivity.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't the one. I don't know. I ain't the one.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting. It's disgusting.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: That means you're my son's... Like, my son's auntie.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: But what.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, but how.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: It's disgusting.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: You watched my son grow up. That means you've been
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: looking at my son since... He hit puberty, bitch. Now
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: I got to punch you. I got to punch on
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: your eye every time I see you.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: To be devil's advocate in that one is when exactly
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: did that attraction happen? Because, you know, you see this
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: shit where you might have dated people dating teachers.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: That would be like me going after Darius Amunchie.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: I think it's different because look at it from the.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Perspective of this.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 8: If you have a childhood friend who had a child
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 8: when y'all were young, the kid went, you've known this
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 8: kid his whole life. And he went off to college
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: and joined the military. And now he's in his late 20s,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: y'all in y'all mid to late 40s. He pops back
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: up after being in Japan for six or seven years,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: and it's a grown man standing in front of you
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 8: with a grown man body, grown man problem of beard
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 8: and all this.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, he looks different. He's grown as a person. Nope.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: I can see in that instance how it may come
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: off crazy, and that's not something you would do. But
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: I can see how you can separate from somebody and
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 8: then come back together.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, damn.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Hey, nephew. I mean, that's the basis for a lot
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: of Lifetime movies. Nope, I'm going to shoot you.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, no, I mean, but like I said, I
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: respect that. You got to die. I respect that.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: Give me one that's valid, but some people also, some
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: people also just.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: I heard, I was in the car, I was in
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: the car when Jeezy had his little football game and
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: one of the parents was looking at me at the time.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: I was 18. My mother said, I will beat that
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: bitch ass.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Mommy Robin. Whoop her ass. But that's
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: my name, but.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: But that's my, but that's, that's my, like, that's, that's
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: It's like, at what point did that. But that's 18 though.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: That's not like my example. It was like, he's like 25, 26.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, but that's what I'm saying.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Essentially, like her, my mother's reaction to Sean, her reaction
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: is like, yo, they still a kid.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Like, yo, he's still a kid.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: I will shoot you. I feel it.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: In the pinky toe.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, I understand. I understand.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: But then at the same time, like, what if that
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: nigga pursued such and such a sad person?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: You can't control yourself. I don't give a fuck if
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: he did pursue you. You can't control yourself. Have a
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: better handle on your pussy. At that point, they two
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: consenting adults.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: They're going to be two consenting adults with matching black
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: eyes because I'm whooping somebody's ass. Stay the fuck away
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: from my son.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: I feel like I said I feel it.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: I agree I understand and agree with your perspective but.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 8: At that point if he in his 20s and she
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: in their 50s and they choose to start fucking you
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: could be upset stay the fuck away from my son
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 8: you could be upset and be in your feels but
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 8: that's not something you can stop they grown they grown.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: I mean no but that's like when me and Keita
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: had these types of conversations it may be gross as
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: hell that's the um.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's auntie but that's her man You know what
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Like, when me and Kitty had these type of conversations, like,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: that's like, yo, when did the attraction happen?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the question. That's the question.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Like, Brandon, like, your point, I mean, your example was
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: a great point. It's like, yo, this nigga dipped off
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: for like, dipped off for like 10, 20 years, like
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: 15 years and then come back and it's like, At.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: 30 and now I'm 52 and Miss Kitty is purring
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: because it's this young man. This young man. This young
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: man walks in.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Muscles, like muscles shape up and all that shit.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: That's Lil Stingy. It's Calvin. It's Calvin, auntie. How you doing?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, he ain't sneaky no more. He ain't
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: lost sneaky no more. I'm going to make something else stink.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: Click, click, boom.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I like that. That was hard. That was dope. You're
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: getting shot. That was dope. You got up there. I mean, no, no, no.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, but at the same time, but, you know,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: at the same time, it is, you know, it is.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: And then especially when I know what kind of bitch
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: you is. Yeah, stay the fuck away from my son. No,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: there it is. There it is, right there.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a slippery slope.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: Because you know this person, and you've been there for
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: all scars, everything.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: So it's like, if a nigga's a drunk, man.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: Nope, you gotta die. You've been looking at my son
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: this entire time.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe not. Especially if the son is grown.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: Mm-mm.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: You watched him grow up. You probably didn't change his
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: diapers before. Like Aaron said, it depends on when the
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: attraction started.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 8: If he was around this boy and y'all, he 18
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 8: and y'all just started kicking it. But at this point,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: if he 25, 30 years old.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, it happens with us. Like the motherfuckers that
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: we used to play with and we ain't never looked
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: at like that. And then like, you know, circle back. Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: You see them niggas down. I don't see them niggas
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: down like the ones that you was like. Damn.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: That's another grown-ass person. That ain't somebody I watch be
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: the same age.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 6: That ain't my friend's son I watch grow up.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, hey. Some people don't have those same sensibilities.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: If they don't, would I knock it into you? Stay
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: the fuck away from my son.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: If they been watching Gullah Gullah Island and then you
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: seen Simeon.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: Nigga, me and Simeon grew up together. We the same age.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: That's not my nephew.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 8: If they two consenting adults... My friend's kids are my
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: nieces and nephews. That's how you feel, but everybody don't
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: feel that same way. That's how we feel, but everybody
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 8: don't feel that same way or operate that same way.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: And after you beat her ass, he gonna go over
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: there and make her feel better.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: He gonna get tired of fucking... She'll be crying and shit.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Make me feel good. He gonna get tired of taking
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: care of that bitch every time I break her hip. Yo,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: and then you got that nigga calling her auntie, yo.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: He gonna say, I ain't sign up to be no
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: kid giver.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: That's what you think. He put Miss Miamiao on his ass.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: Take care of it if I kill her ass.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 8: I'll be over there and put some ICI on them
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: joints you.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: Can't put ICI on the.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: Court oh shit stay far away from my son nasty.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: Desperate bitch I'm not saying I agree I'm not saying
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: I agree with that Because my friend's children are cheering
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 8: on my nieces and nephews and that's disgusting. But not
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 8: everybody doesn't think that way. And if it's two consenting adults...
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: Play ball, bro.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: That nigga better hit it like the.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Home run in the night. Is that it?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: Show them. I got one more.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Put your responses down in the comments.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: This is actually a good conversation. You probably put a
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: poll on there. Y'all should. Once I figure out how
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: to do that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: Let us know what you think in the comments about
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: that scenario. And if you agree with it, I'm turning
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: your ass into the FBI.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: How the fuck?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: They groomed.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: I don't care. Okay. You groomed them. What the fuck? Yo, yo.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: Marcus Houston assholes.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: It's not necessarily grooming, bro. Because if they always with you,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: you feel me?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: How you how? They just saying little semi and like,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Little stinky. Hey, oh, they
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: just say Louis Stanky. Calvin. All right, Dave.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: Somebody who's been on the receiving end and somebody who's
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: known my father for a long time and then they
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: looking at me crazy.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Pervert. There's nuance. There's nuance.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: There's nuance. It's a lot of gray. It's a lot
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: of gray. It's not black. It's not complete black and white. 100%.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 8: But gray area is where we have conversations. So let
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 8: us know what you think of this scenario.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: And ooh.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: And I.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: I can't say I wouldn't feel the same way that
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 8: Shauna does if it was my child and one of
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: my friends talking about something.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Hey. But... You also got... Moving along. Your son don't
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: do it. And then what you going to do? Beat him?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: He grown.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: What you going to do?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: Punch him in the head.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe we could treat this like girl code.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: Moving along.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: All right. Say less. I mean, I was just saying.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Shut up.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, come on.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Come on, come on, come on. I'm going to give
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: it to you. And if you don't like it, you know,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: throw it back. But you're treated like a girl, Cole.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: You can fuck with her. You won't fuck with all
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: the women. You fuck with all the women. Don't you
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: fuck with none of my friends.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: I ain't fucking with all the women. I mean, baby,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: you can stop that.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: I know I can, but in my mind, like, bitch,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: you messing with my son because you think he young, dumb,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: and impersonable.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: And that you can groom him and mold him into
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: what you want.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Him to be.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: He ain't that goddamn mature.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know, yo. Ain't that much mature in the world.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: You don't have nothing in common with my 19-year-old son.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: If you got anything in common with your 57-year-old ass,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: with my 19-year-old... His grandmother is 57.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: You don't have nothing in common with my 19-year-old son.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: And if you do, bitch, you need to see a therapist.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Anime out there, yo. He about to meet some anime.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: Anime.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: We'll be making out making hands on that shit.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: Slow thinking and flower pointing. I'ma fuck that bitch's sciatica up.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 7: Fuck away from my son.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: It's so nasty, bitches.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: It is a different perspective. We in love. No, fuck
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: you ain't.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: My son wasn't even one of the sperms that was
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: in his daddy nuts, bitch, when you was in elementary school.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Say the fuck away from my son. um it oh shit.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: As a current homo you qualified for.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: That AARP card and my son can't even go buy
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: liquor or cigarettes.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 8: As a former practice straight as a former practice straight
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 8: um Dealing with older women is not always the way
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 8: you describe it. Because sometimes they want you to blow
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 8: their backs out.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I might as well.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 8: The way you describe it is not always how it happens.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 8: Some women do prey on young men. They do, absolutely.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 8: Some older people prey on younger partners. Gay, that's straight,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 8: that's whatever. But some people just want, they want Miss
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 8: Kitty to get the square.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: And them young boys got to stand with it. Miss
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Kitty don't even get wet no more.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: That bitch got menopause.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Move on. Fuck her.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: Fuck away from my son.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: We got that, yo. Hey bro, what's the oldest woman
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: you've ever dealt with? Pre-marriage.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: I want to say she's probably about 45. How old
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: were you? I was like 19.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 8: They weren't talking about going out to Montreal Jazz Fest.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 8: That nigga was knocking Miss Kitty back and forth.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: Here's the funny shit, though. She stopped fucking with me
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: because she was out here. She was folding clothes or whatever.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: And I ain't help folding clothes. And she was on
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: some shit like, you're not the kind of man that
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: I need because you didn't need all the help.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Bitch said, you're closed.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Like, no. Not saying that, you know, not saying that, like,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: they your clothes.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: I ain't wash them. But what I'm saying is, I'm
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: not offering, like, yo, like, they your underwear and stuff, baby.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: I ain't touching no. Oh, Dre, Michelle-ass bitches.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: But I'm going to tell you the truth.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Get in the comments. That thing got some seasoning on it,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: don't it?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: She threw that shit back then asked me then she
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: told me oh how you getting home I was like
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: don't even.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Worry about that don't even worry about that I got
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: that float on float float on call my man call
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: my man come pick me up let's just go on
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: to the next one this shit.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry Shauna go ahead to the next.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: One that shit was like.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: Rawr no don't don't throw the cat throw the cat.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: I ain't gonna act like I ain't never messed with
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: no older man but I wouldn't would I do it
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: again not that fucking old it's.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: On me so old I'm going at 40 I'm sorry
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: I'm 40 years old and I don't even want to
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: date a man younger than me you wouldn't date.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: A man 5 years younger than you That's too much.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: And I actually almost did date a guy five years
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: younger than me, but we didn't click.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: But I didn't realize he was that much younger than
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: me at first.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, eh. Okay, let's go on
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: to the next one. Let's go on to the next one.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Five years is a whole lot more acceptable than 20.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, you right. For dating.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: Moving on to our girl, Miss Underscore Parker for real.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to date me, Miss Kitty. that's what's
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: wrong with the bitch and then.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: It's about a single miss underscore parker for real our
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: home girl hey girl hey.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Miss parker girl if y'all.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: Ain't already following her go follow her oh shit.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry go ahead son i'm sorry confession.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: This bitch just gave birth.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: We up here at the hospital now and the motherfucking
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: white ass looking baby ain't mine. I saw that little
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: motherfucker and she didn't look up at me and say,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 6: my bad.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Bitch, what?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 6: Man, I was going to go get my teeth fixed,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: but I used the money to buy all this baby shit.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: And the bitch knew I wanted to get my teeth done.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: And she knows my teeth didn't fall out from that powder.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: Bitch didn't want me.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: My bad.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: Bitch didn't want me to, you old raggedy hoe. I
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: got an apartment for us and everything. Now I got
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: bills when I could have stayed in my mom's house.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: Shit was free. Dirty bitch trying to get me.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: Never sleep with a reformed crack hoe, even if she
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: gives you the best head ever.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: She gummy my shit.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: Sound like she was sucking his shit like a Tootsie Pop.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: And I wonder how the bitch got pregnant. Well, sir,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: you should have thought of that before you put your
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: new teeth on hold.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: I threw you.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: Hey, yo.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Hey, yo, tell her.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 8: Before you even read.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Anything about the teeth, yo, I'm sitting here like, yo,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: she gave the best hit. I was like, yeah, nigga,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: you say you got no fucking teeth?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Now you got to make a life decision, nigga, like
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: what you want to do.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: And you talk about having a baby with a reformed crack-o. Well, sir,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 6: you sound like a reformed crack-o, too.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: You ain't got no teeth. Oh, God. You trying to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: get this shit fixed.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: That nigga, yo, that nigga, yo, that nigga bought all
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: baby stuff in a Burberry, in a Burberry sweatsuit, yo.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Poor thing. And that baby ain't here. Poor thing.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: That's probably one of her Trix babies.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: It's okay. It absolutely is one of her Trix babies.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: Can you return any of the stuff you get away with?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I hope you just bought it and can return it.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe you can return it. Hopefully it's been less than
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: 30 days.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 6: You can get a cash refund.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: Go get your teeth fixed.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: See how gummy, how you acting out?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 7: Gummy.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Gummy. If you have any questions for us. I know.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 8: Please send them my way at AskWandaPod at gmail.com.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Nigga, I don't even know why the fuck you mad, Joe,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: because all she's going to do is suck you down.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: That's A-S-K-W-A-N-D-A. I guess I can take care of it. P-O-D-N-G-M-A-L-D-O-C-K-O-M.
• 1:16:06
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• 1:16:07
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• 1:16:12
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• 1:16:33
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• 1:16:47
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• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: love y'all so much. Please don't fuck no crackheads.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: And stay away from your friends' kids, you bitches.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just saying.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: That goes for men, too.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Think about that shit.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Every time he get mad and shit, she be like...
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: I forgot why we got together in the first fucking place.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. With that being said, we thank y'all
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: for watching. We love y'all. We will see y'all next week.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Call that bitch Miss Hoover. Be easy, be safe, and
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: we'll talk to y'all then. Bye, y'all. Teddies. Bye. Hey, yo,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: real shit, though. Teddies, titties. No, real shit, though. Every
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: time they get in an argument, she be like, nigga,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: the show is over. Good day. Bye, y'all. Good night.