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COLD CUTS: Put It Away · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, the Pixies.
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  Speaker 3: They're on the Hodaki Big Show this Monday evening. Fellas,
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  Speaker 3: I know we're feeling a bit weary on it being
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  Speaker 3: a Monday and all that.
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  Speaker 2: Jazz, but, hey, let's give out some advice.
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  Speaker 4: Be pretty, Nibs69 at gmail.com.
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  Speaker 5: Get in touch with the fellas.
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  Speaker 4: Please do get in touch if you're after some advice
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  Speaker 4: of any kind, specifically the genuine advice kind.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people sending, like, jokey ones.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, don't do that, man. Don't waste my time.
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  Speaker 4: But, like, jokey ones that are just filthy and we
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  Speaker 4: can't actually do anything with?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: So we like real questions, and if we read it
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  Speaker 4: on the show, you get a Reburger voucher.
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  Speaker 2: Well, like, for example, Keezy, at the moment I've got
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  Speaker 2: really itchy pubes. What's that about? Should I get it
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  Speaker 2: checked out? That's not possible.
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  Speaker 4: The pubes are at G or the pubis area?
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's sort of where my pubes are.
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  Speaker 5: The pubis?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, email into this email address. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll ignore it. Yeah, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 4: G'day, Fels. This is Anonymous. I'm in a happy relationship
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  Speaker 4: but have had a conundrum. I had a very steamy
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  Speaker 4: dream about a new work colleague. I didn't think much
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  Speaker 4: of it, but now every time I'm chatting to her,
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  Speaker 4: it comes to the forefront of my mind.
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  Speaker 5: I try to act normal.
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  Speaker 5: I try to act normal.
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  Speaker 4: But the more I'm thinking act normal, the weirder I
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  Speaker 4: feel like I am acting. I know Mike and Keezy
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  Speaker 4: have had a similar situation, and I just want to
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  Speaker 4: know how to move past things I've seen in my
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  Speaker 4: head and go back to two normal working adults.
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  Speaker 7: Cheers.
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  Speaker 3: I think he's referring to your erotic dream about Keezy there.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that dream, Mogey?
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  Speaker 7: Not really.
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  Speaker 4: And then you were like, sort it out, Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, man.
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  Speaker 7: Same thing with pugs with my missus.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, with your missus.
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  Speaker 5: So how do you move past it?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I don't know if you do, Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: No, you indulge it.
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  Speaker 7: It's quite interesting what old mate says there, Anonymous, is it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: That every time you talk to each other, it's at
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  Speaker 7: the forefront of your mind. Well, that's been that way
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  Speaker 7: for probably three months now, with you and me. I'm
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  Speaker 7: looking at you now, talking about this email that Anonymous
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  Speaker 7: has sent through, but in my mind's eye, Right.
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  Speaker 2: Filth.
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  Speaker 7: You've just been a filthy bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I'm loving it. So I'm two screening at the moment.
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  Speaker 7: I've got this one thing that's happening in reality and
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  Speaker 7: one thing that's happening in my mind's eye.
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  Speaker 4: Fantasy. And how do you keep it? Because I don't
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  Speaker 4: feel like you're acting weird around me.
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  Speaker 2: No, I know.
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  Speaker 7: You just get used to it. It just becomes your reality,
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  Speaker 7: your normality. So this guy's freaking out a little bit.
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  Speaker 7: But I think the one thing that's really helped me
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  Speaker 7: was bringing it up. when I raised it with you. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It sort of brought out into the open that bad
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  Speaker 7: behaviour of yours.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It brought it out into the open and then sort
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  Speaker 7: of normalised it. Everybody knew that you were a shocking bastard.
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  Speaker 7: We were able to move on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So if he does the same thing with her.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, I've had this dream about you. Shocking bastard.
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  Speaker 4: You were terrible.
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  Speaker 7: If you could knock it off, I'd appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: Funnily enough, my wife had a dream last night.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And she never has these dreams. That I'd been having
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  Speaker 2: an affair.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: For, like, longer than we'd been together.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And that, with this woman that used to be at
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  Speaker 2: the comedy club.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 4: Ah.
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  Speaker 7: And. Not Justine.
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  Speaker 3: But not only that, she had died.
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  Speaker 7: Your missus?
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  Speaker 2: No, the woman who I was having the affair with.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to name her.
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  Speaker 7: Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And so my wife, when I told her, was kind
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  Speaker 3: of really upset about it but also didn't want to
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  Speaker 3: really have a go at me because.
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  Speaker 5: Your mistress had just died.
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  Speaker 7: My mistress had died. So is this in the dream
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  Speaker 7: you were telling her that this woman had died or
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  Speaker 7: in reality when she hit you up with it you said, oh,
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  Speaker 7: she's dead?
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  Speaker 3: No, I think she knew that she had died but
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  Speaker 3: also that I'd had an affair for over 30 years
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  Speaker 3: with her.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Very specific dream, Jase.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was very specific.
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  Speaker 5: And was the person a real person?
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Would I potentially know her?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 5: Of her?
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  Speaker 3: No. And funnily enough, this person's name at her job today,
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  Speaker 3: she was taking the person she was with to what
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  Speaker 3: she thought was this old cafe called Alan Pete's in
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  Speaker 3: Parnell there. and she turned up to where she thought,
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  Speaker 3: or where Alan Peets.
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  Speaker 6: Used to be.
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  Speaker 2: Used to be, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And the name of the new place was the name
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  Speaker 3: of the woman who she said I was having the
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  Speaker 3: affair with.
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  Speaker 4: That renamed it to Jace's Mistress, essentially. Her name, yes. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: That's weird.
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  Speaker 2: That is weird, isn't it?
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry to hear that, man.
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  Speaker 4: You guys are obviously close.
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  Speaker 7: Busted after all these years.
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  Speaker 3: And my wife never has those sort of dreams. I
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  Speaker 3: used to all the time. Yeah, because you're a shocking,
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  Speaker 3: you know. I am a shocking bastard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So the advice is just out with it, let her know, and.
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  Speaker 4: Just move on.
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  Speaker 3: I would indulge it. I'd go right there in your
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  Speaker 3: private time.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you're walking.
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  Speaker 7: I'd be like, hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 7: Had a dream about you last night.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you remember, Moby. What was it about?
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  Speaker 7: Can't say, but just know.
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  Speaker 3: Remember when we were at the beer fest?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And that woman came up to us.
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  Speaker 7: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: And she gave me a hug and she said, I
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  Speaker 4: had a dirty.
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  Speaker 7: Dream about you. I had a dirty dream about you.
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  Speaker 1: Boom.
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  Speaker 7: You should have seen just absolutely all over it. There
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  Speaker 7: we go.
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  Speaker 4: And you were like, my old mistress just died.
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  Speaker 5: I'm in the market for another one.
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  Speaker 4: Boom.
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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: Tom Petty there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Tuesday night.
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  Speaker 7: Fellas, big news, big news. Breaking news?
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  Speaker 4: Yes. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: This is Breaking News.
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  Speaker 4: Radiohead are coming.
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  Speaker 7: How good? Yeah, man. How good? One of the greatest
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  Speaker 7: bands of all time. A lot of people won't like them,
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  Speaker 7: but The vast majority of people, you know, intelligent people, Jase.
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  Speaker 2: Love them.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like them.
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  Speaker 7: They get it. You know, some of you dum-dums, they
• 6:02
  Speaker 7: don't quite understand what's going on there. But went and
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  Speaker 7: saw Tom York, I think it was last year, maybe
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  Speaker 7: the year before? Yes. Absolutely unbelievable. It was brilliant. And
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  Speaker 7: the opportunity to see Radiohead rejoin and touring again is
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  Speaker 7: upon us. How good. Sadly, oh, it's a 16-date tour
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  Speaker 7: as well, KZ.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Australian tour, love that.
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  Speaker 7: Australian tour. So all in Australia. All of them. Six
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  Speaker 7: in Melbourne, six in Sydney, four in Perth, zero in
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  Speaker 7: New Zealand.
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  Speaker 5: How's that about?
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  Speaker 7: It's bullshit.
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  Speaker 5: And I don't even like Radiohead.
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  Speaker 7: That's outrageous.
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  Speaker 2: That's bullshit. I went to the Tom York one as well.
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  Speaker 2: It was bloody brilliant.
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  Speaker 7: Wasn't it unbelievable?
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  Speaker 2: I'm filthy about that, Mokey. What the hell's going on?
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  Speaker 7: I would like to know, I'd like to please explain.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: If you're not going to come here, I think the
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  Speaker 7: least we deserve is a please explain.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, I know.
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  Speaker 7: You can go 16 times in Australia and not even
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  Speaker 7: once in Auckland?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a good idea.
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  Speaker 4: I know a guy who could potentially get Tom York
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  Speaker 4: for us. Yes. Pugs.
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  Speaker 5: Pugs.
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  Speaker 4: Could you potentially get Tom York on the line for us, man? No,
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  Speaker 4: just at some point during the week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we just want to have a word with him, man,
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  Speaker 2: if that's possible.
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  Speaker 5: Is that all G?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 7: Why not? And then they're going to Japan. Just have
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  Speaker 7: a crack. They're going to Japan as well because you
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  Speaker 7: know about Japan, Pugs.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: And they're going to play five shows in Japan and
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  Speaker 7: still none in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so Pugs, could you try to get Tom York
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  Speaker 4: on just to ask him and then maybe get, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know, like the Mayor of Japan on or something?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, the Mayor of Japan.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, we're mates with the Mayor of Japan.
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  Speaker 7: Or the Captain of Australia.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: What's that?
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  Speaker 7: The Captain of Australia. and see if he'll give us
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  Speaker 7: a couple of gigs. We should do some horse trading
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  Speaker 7: around this jizz.
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  Speaker 2: I think so, man. Don't tell him what we're going
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  Speaker 2: to talk about, though.
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  Speaker 4: Tom York?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because we want to go him when he's on air,
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  Speaker 3: because I think that'll be great radio.
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  Speaker 2: If you could do that, Pugs.
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  Speaker 5: So it's like an attack thing.
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  Speaker 3: Well, just say, hey, we're huge fans. Would you come
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  Speaker 3: on our radio show? And then we'll go.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Gotcha journalism style.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So we'll be like, oh, hey, Tom, love what you're doing, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm coming to Aussie. Why aren't you coming to Australia?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 7: And then we'll just bag him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to do that with the
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  Speaker 4: Mayor of Japan as well.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and the Captain of Australia. The Captain of Australia
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  Speaker 7: will be a bit nicer because we want him to
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  Speaker 7: give us some of these gigs there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but we'll definitely go the Mayor of Japan.
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  Speaker 2: I actually quite like him, so I probably won't. The
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  Speaker 2: Mayor of Japan.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well, maybe Mogi will be the one going in
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  Speaker 5: on him then.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, cool, Pugs.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks, mate. Bloody good producer, that Pugs.
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  Speaker 2: He's really good, isn't he?
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  Speaker 7: He's not bad. Yeah, fuming about that, actually.
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  Speaker 2: Fuming.
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  Speaker 7: So it means I'll probably have to go to Australia.
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  Speaker 4: Again.
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  Speaker 7: A little bit more time off there, fellas.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, g'day, Matt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hi, mate, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. One simple question,
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  Speaker 1: one weekend of a lifetime.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, the NRL Grand Final or Bathurst.
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  Speaker 2: Waz or cars, as we're phrasing it.
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  Speaker 4: It's a bloody good phrase, Jase. I mean, nowadays, obviously,
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  Speaker 4: I'm straight into NRL Grand Final.
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  Speaker 5: I've never been.
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  Speaker 4: I've been to Magic Round three times. I've watched the
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: Waz a lot, but the Grand Final is one I've
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  Speaker 4: never done.
• 9:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 9:36
  Speaker 4: I've always wanted to go to State of Origin, but
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: also I don't care as much about State of Origin
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  Speaker 4: as I do about a Grand Final. Do you care
• 9:42
  Speaker 4: about a grand final if the wars aren't in it though?
• 9:44
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. I do because it's still like the whole
• 9:47
  Speaker 4: season has culminated in this one game on a Sunday,
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  Speaker 4: late Sunday night. And to be in Sydney, I reckon
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  Speaker 4: that would be better for me than State of Origin.
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  Speaker 7: That's generally what puts me off is like I would
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  Speaker 7: watch it, but it's on. at about 10 30 or
• 10:01
  Speaker 7: 11 o'clock on a Sunday night something ridiculous here in
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  Speaker 7: New Zealand I've been to one grand final I went
• 10:07
  Speaker 7: to the Warriors v the Roosters in 2002 over there
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  Speaker 7: It's good stuff.
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Except for the losing.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously lost, but still a good... The losing's not great,
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  Speaker 4: but being there, amazing. Yeah, 100%.
• 10:17
  Speaker 7: It was good because for the briefest of moments, it
• 10:19
  Speaker 7: felt like we had a chance.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Old Stacey scything through. Thank you. Stratum!
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  Speaker 7: That was good.
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: Should we go to the lines, fellas?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it, man. G'day, Connor, you mad bastard.
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  Speaker 2: How's life?
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  Speaker 1: Good things, fellas.
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  Speaker 2: How are you? Yeah, good things, mate. Tell me, Connor,
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: where's Oxford?
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  Speaker 7: Oxford.
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  Speaker 2: It's in North Canary. Ah, okay. North Canary.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 4: Just confirming for the listeners, Connor is from Oxford.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I just saw by his name there.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: What do you do for a crust, Connor? I'm an accountant.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, backbone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what, true story. Accountants have removed so
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  Speaker 3: much stress from my life, Connor. There was a time
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  Speaker 3: when I was just a debacle on the old accounts,
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  Speaker 3: et cetera, et cetera, and then one day I got
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  Speaker 3: an accountant and all my worries seemed to dissipate.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 7: Must have been a.
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  Speaker 2: Mad bastard from the counter.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you. Thank you, Connor.
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  Speaker 2: Taking me on, he was.
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  Speaker 7: This guy gets it.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, now, listen, Connor, what are you running with there, mate?
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  Speaker 3: NRL or Bathurst?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, the Bugby League would be best.
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  Speaker 4: The Bugby League?
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 5: We'll chuck you down for Rugby League, mate. You're in
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  Speaker 5: the draw. You hold the line.
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  Speaker 7: Cheers.
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  Speaker 2: Good on you, mate. G'day, Renee. How's life?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, not bad, thanks.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's good. How's your day been? Has it been
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  Speaker 2: all right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been good, thank you.
• 11:43
  Speaker 7: You're so good about it. That's very good.
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  Speaker 4: What's so good about it?
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  Speaker 5: You've got to bang on about it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, work's finished, unlike you guys.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what, Renee, it just never bloody ends
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  Speaker 3: for us.
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  Speaker 2: Work and work and work. And what do you do
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  Speaker 2: for a crust, incidentally?
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  Speaker 4: I work in health.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Backbone.
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  Speaker 5: Backbone stuff, Renee.
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  Speaker 4: It says here you're from Lake Rotsuiti.
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  Speaker 5: Is that right?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Canada originally.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's cool. I used to go there a lot as
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  Speaker 4: a kid, actually, near Rotorua, that beautiful spot.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Renee, are we talking Bathurst or Grand Final?
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  Speaker 2: Nah, Grand Final.
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  Speaker 7: Grand Final.
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  Speaker 4: Right, we'll chuck you down for the Grand Final. You're
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: in the draw as well, Renee.
• 12:26
  Speaker 7: Thanks, mate. She's picked up the Kiwi lingo there, hasn't she?
• 12:29
  Speaker 7: You've said to her, would you like Bathurst or the
• 12:34
  Speaker 7: Grand Final, and she said, nah. The grand final.
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
• 12:38
  Speaker 7: Nah, the grand final.
• 12:39
  Speaker 5: Chuck a nah in front of it.
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: Chuck a nah.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: Just because you can.
• 12:43
  Speaker 7: 100%.
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: Don't forget, if you'd like to get yourself in the draw,
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: keep listening to Hodaki. Call 0800 HODAKI when you hear that.
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: Cue the call.
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: You can also head to boystrap.co.nz and buy the package
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: to Bathurst.
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: Not the grand final because it's sold out.
• 12:55
  Speaker 7: Backbone.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Hugely backbone. The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: Yes indeed, ACDC there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show.
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: This glorious Friday night. But fellas, let's give out some advice.
• 13:12
  Speaker 7: Be pretty nips.
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: 69.
• 13:18
  Speaker 7: And gmail.com. See what I mean, man? With the fellas.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: With the fellas.
• 13:23
  Speaker 7: It's just better.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: Meet pattynips69 at gmail.com.
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: It is an email address.
• 13:28
  Speaker 7: Use it.
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: Get in touch.
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: Ask us advice, genuine advice, and you get a $ 50
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: Reburger voucher. 100% anonymous.
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: G'day, fellas. Hoping you might be able to help me
• 13:36
  Speaker 5: out here.
• 13:37
  Speaker 7: This is from.
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: A female advice.
• 13:40
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: A female anonymous.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: How do you know that?
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: Anonymouses. Ah, because of the email, the name on the email.
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: Right, okay. So it's not anonymous. Yes. For the listeners,
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: it is. I'm an anonymous.
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: For me, it's not anonymous.
• 13:54
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: G'day there, fellas. My husband and I are avid campers.
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: We love getting amongst nature, but mostly we love sitting
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: around the campfire, sinking beers and having a good yarn.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: Most of the time as the night wears on and
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: more beers are sunk, the conversation often turns deep and meaningful,
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: which brings me to my issue. I'd love to sit
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: around the campfire.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: So would I.
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: Sucking beers with my wife.
• 14:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah. She doesn't like it though, does she?
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: Nah, she doesn't like beers.
• 14:16
  Speaker 7: She likes to make herself scarce when you're on the
• 14:19
  Speaker 7: booze there.
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what that's about.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: Because you just bang on all the time and try
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: and get all deep and meaningful.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: And then the fire gets out of control and you
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: freak out and she has to douse it in water.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: But anyway, Keezy, sorry, what are you saying? On our
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: last camping trip, as we were by the fire, my
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: husband confessed to me that he has a celebrity crush.
• 14:38
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: Not a big deal.
• 14:40
  Speaker 7: Is it me?
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: You might think.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: The issue is he confessed that his celebrity crush is
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: none other than old Keezy.
• 14:48
  Speaker 7: He's going to give it to you.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: When he told me, I laughed it off, but since
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: then it has me thinking. You see, for context, we
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: live in Australia, so don't listen to The Big Show live. However,
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: without fail, every night at bedtime, he turns The Big
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: Show on to fall asleep to. When we are in
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: the car, he's either playing the show, the outro, or
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: if he's listened to them already, he will just go
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: back and listen to his favorite one again. He's also
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: made reference to Keezy's meat.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: Patty nips one too many times for a girl's liking.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So my question is, fellas, is this a simple
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: crush or is my husband head over heels for old Keezy?
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: It's a tough one, isn't it, guys?
• 15:21
  Speaker 7: Tough to believe.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: What, do you think that I've made up this email?
• 15:25
  Speaker 7: I think you've sent this in.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to say that, Mogi, but I'm getting
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: the same vibe. I wouldn't go through the effort of
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: writing out a paragraph. What concerns me... I'd make it
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: a chick.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: Having a crush on me too, by the way, if
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: it was me.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: If it's true, he's got plenty of content now.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Because of AI.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Yes. Of Keezy on all fours looking.
• 15:51
  Speaker 7: Over his shoulder. And he can generate his own too.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: That's right. Makes me uncomfortable. I don't know about that.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: He's got plenty of stuff to stimulate his passion.
• 16:02
  Speaker 7: What, would you be open to that, Keezy? Yeah. to
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: him well it sounds to me like this is a
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: hall pass situation right so yeah for sure it's a
• 16:09
  Speaker 7: celebrity crush but generally that means I'm not comfortable calling
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: you a celebrity either but for the sake of argument
• 16:17
  Speaker 7: would you be willing to partake in a dalliance with
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: anonymous anonymous partner if anonymous yeah thank.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: You and you put it in the context of you
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: know his dream come true yeah.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, I'll put him away.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm not sure that's what he's into.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: No, because that's what I'm into.
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: Well, he might want to put you away.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, I've never been put away. I don't even know
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: where away is. You know what I mean? I'm usually
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: the one.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: But you're sort of banging around in the cab. You
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: don't know how to put things away properly. You're always
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: getting told that at home. Can you put it away properly?
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: Not there.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Hope that helps.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 17:13
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