NEW - The 17 Minutes McDonald's Dinner the Chairs Were Built For

Shane Hewitt and The Nightshift · Jul 10, 2026 · 9m

Fast food value meals only look like a deal. Food professor Sylvain Charlebois lays out the seventeen minute rule behind them: the average person sits comfortably for seventeen minutes, so McDonald's built its old plastic chairs to move you out the door before that clock ran out, and priced the Happy Meal to lose money on purpose.

Every renovated dining room, every soft drink fountain, every table-side delivery is the same math running in reverse, and Charlebois walks through why booze at Canadian fast food spots still is not part of service here despite being standard across Europe.

Then the…