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- 0:00Speaker 1: On the Doll Cast, the questions asked if movies have
- 0:04Speaker 1: women in them, are all their discussions just boyfriends and husbands,
- 0:08Speaker 1: or do they have individualism? The patriarchy zef invest start
- 0:13Speaker 1: changing it with the bec Del Cast. Hello Jamie, Hello Caitlynn,
- 0:19Speaker 1: it's me. Um. You know not. I'm not a witch.
- 0:25Speaker 1: But do you want some chocolate? Do I want something? No,
- 0:29Speaker 1: I'm just in my treehouse here. Don't worry. I didn't
- 0:32Speaker 1: poison it with any formula that's going to turn you
- 0:35Speaker 1: into a mouse. Okay, do you have a snake? Do
- 0:39Speaker 1: you have a snake? Um? Yeah, I have a snake.
- 0:41Speaker 1: But that's just because I know you love playing with snakes. Okay, pointed, Um,
- 0:48Speaker 1: and none of your business what I do in my
- 0:51Speaker 1: spare time. Well, I guess I'll I'll think about it,
- 0:56Speaker 1: but only if you promised to only appear in one
- 0:59Speaker 1: scene and never come back. Sure, Okay, yeah, yeah, Welcome
- 1:05Speaker 1: to the Bechtel Cast. Another perfect introduction, flawless, no notes.
- 1:12Speaker 1: My name is Jamie Loft, as my name is Caitlin Dronte,
- 1:15Speaker 1: and this is our show in which we examine movies
- 1:19Speaker 1: through an intersectional feminist lens using the beck Told test
- 1:23Speaker 1: as a jumping off point to initiate a larger discussion
- 1:27Speaker 1: representation in cinema. Do you have one of those Twitter
- 1:33Speaker 1: like scary Halloween names? Do you have you ever done that?
- 1:37Speaker 1: I've never done that. I have done it in the past.
- 1:40Speaker 1: I forgot to do it this year, Slash couldn't think
- 1:43Speaker 1: of anything clever. And have you have you done? I
- 1:46Speaker 1: know you've done Caitlin Bante, right, Bante? Yeah, which doesn't
- 1:51Speaker 1: even really make sense. I had one well, one year
- 1:55Speaker 1: I did nine tip Dracula because that is an anagram
- 1:58Speaker 1: of my name. Who could forget nine tip Jack? And
- 2:01Speaker 1: then there was another one I did that I was like,
- 2:04Speaker 1: I'll never top this. This is genius and I'm so smart,
- 2:09Speaker 1: but I couldn't. I can't remember what it was. So
- 2:13Speaker 1: this is not a good story. I've never I've never
- 2:15Speaker 1: had one. I don't I've never been able. But also
- 2:18Speaker 1: I'm notoriously like not good with puns. I just don't
- 2:22Speaker 1: have a good brain for it. And so I'm like,
- 2:24Speaker 1: maybe there's one that's just been sitting in front of
- 2:26Speaker 1: me my whole fucking life, But I've never Boo doesn't
- 2:29Speaker 1: fit any any damn place in my name. Ghost doesn't
- 2:34Speaker 1: fit what rhymes with Jamie scared, scare me loftus scar
- 2:42Speaker 1: that sucks. That sucks. I hate it about it. Wait, okay,
- 2:51Speaker 1: I actually, um, I think I can come around to this.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Um Okay, can I tell you what the Becteal test is?
- 2:59Speaker 1: Please at all pass the Bechtel test, by the way,
- 3:03Speaker 1: which is just proof that it doesn't. Although you could
- 3:06Speaker 1: argue that that was not a conversation that moved the
- 3:08Speaker 1: episode forward in a meaningful way. So I disagree. I
- 3:13Speaker 1: completely disagree. So so. The Bechdel test um is a
- 3:17Speaker 1: media metric created by queer cartoonist Alison Bechdel, often called
- 3:22Speaker 1: the Bechdel Wallace test um. It was originally made as
- 3:27Speaker 1: a kind of one off joke metric in Alican Becktel's
- 3:31Speaker 1: comic Dikes to Watch Out For which here's your occasional
- 3:36Speaker 1: reminder that you should read that comic. I have the
- 3:39Speaker 1: full collection and it fucking rocks. And there's a lot
- 3:43Speaker 1: of different versions of this metric. The one we use
- 3:46Speaker 1: requires that two people of a marginalized gender with names
- 3:51Speaker 1: such as Caitlin Bronte and Scare Me Loft have a
- 3:57Speaker 1: conversation about something other than a man for more than
- 4:00Speaker 1: two lines of dialogue, and it does need to move
- 4:02Speaker 1: the podcast the Bechtel Cast forward in order to count
- 4:07Speaker 1: this this movie. Today we're covering the Witches n Um,
- 4:13Speaker 1: not to be confused with The Witches twenty, which no
- 4:17Speaker 1: longer exists, has been wiped from the record, and I
- 4:20Speaker 1: have like just a little it doesn't have to do
- 4:23Speaker 1: with intersectional feminism, but it does have to do with
- 4:25Speaker 1: predatory capitalism, so sort of it does. So we'll get
- 4:29Speaker 1: there later. But nine nine Angelic Houston The Witches is
- 4:34Speaker 1: the topic of today's discussion, and I thought it would
- 4:37Speaker 1: pass the Bucktel test a little more handily than it does,
- 4:40Speaker 1: I'll be quite honest. But discussion for later, Jamie, what
- 4:47Speaker 1: is your relationship to this film slash intellectual property? Nothing?
- 4:55Speaker 1: Nothing at all. I don't I I couldn't tell you
- 4:59Speaker 1: why I didn't watch this movie growing up. But I
- 5:02Speaker 1: have no nostalgic attachment to it. I think the most
- 5:05Speaker 1: nostalgic attachment I have to this movie is just the
- 5:07Speaker 1: idea of Angelica Houston. And that's a powerful thing. Yes,
- 5:12Speaker 1: And I always like she is so campy, and like,
- 5:16Speaker 1: I think she's really fun in this movie. I think
- 5:19Speaker 1: it is like I didn't know Jim Henson was involved
- 5:23Speaker 1: in like I truly knew basically nothing. I just knew
- 5:26Speaker 1: it was a World Doll book that I never read,
- 5:30Speaker 1: and this is a movie that I've never seen, and so, uh,
- 5:35Speaker 1: this has been a request we've been getting for some time,
- 5:37Speaker 1: and I think we there was an uptick in it
- 5:39Speaker 1: when the reboot was released, which I've only seen clips of,
- 5:44Speaker 1: but is by all accounts so like also whatever not
- 5:48Speaker 1: good and no one has any nostalgic attachment to it either,
- 5:53Speaker 1: so whatever, So Mecas is in his flop era, baby,
- 5:56Speaker 1: he did, gosh, she's been in his flop era because
- 5:59Speaker 1: what what is it? We he welcomed us to Marwin
- 6:02Speaker 1: and we were like, I'm I'm weaving and then what
- 6:06Speaker 1: did he do it? He said what about Anne Hathaway
- 6:09Speaker 1: and the Witches? And You're like that sounds so Phoebe
- 6:12Speaker 1: Waller Bridges right there, like what do you? What are
- 6:15Speaker 1: you doing? And then most recently he was like, how
- 6:18Speaker 1: about Pinocchio? We were okay, no thanks, but and then
- 6:23Speaker 1: we were like but also but also soft plug for
- 6:28Speaker 1: the Matreon when we will be covering the Pinocchio Wars,
- 6:33Speaker 1: which Robert Zemeckis in his flop, Era has already managed,
- 6:37Speaker 1: I think, to lose in advance. The battle has not
- 6:40Speaker 1: even started and he's already lost. Because I everyone hated
- 6:44Speaker 1: that damn movie and it looks so scary. This movie
- 6:48Speaker 1: also looks so scary, but in a very different way.
- 6:50Speaker 1: I will say, right at the top, apologies to people
- 6:53Speaker 1: with a nostalgic attachment to the spoofy. I did not
- 6:56Speaker 1: like this movie. Uh and I I think it shows
- 7:00Speaker 1: all of and this is like been criticism since the
- 7:04Speaker 1: book came out. The book was released in eighty three.
- 7:06Speaker 1: We famously don't read books, but I did research the
- 7:09Speaker 1: differences and adaptation changes, and then this came out in
- 7:14Speaker 1: and rold All, who we'll get back to. We've just
- 7:16Speaker 1: we've covered we covered this last year on our Matilda episode,
- 7:19Speaker 1: but it is even more relevant in this adaptation than
- 7:24Speaker 1: it was in Matilda. I think of just this is
- 7:26Speaker 1: just like late Era Roll Doll, like all of his
- 7:31Speaker 1: famous prejudices against women and Jewish people in particular, and
- 7:37Speaker 1: Jewish women in particular are just all like cannon to
- 7:41Speaker 1: the story. And I h Angelica Houston is great, but
- 7:46Speaker 1: I just really had a hard time with this one, Caitlin,
- 7:51Speaker 1: what's your history with the Witches? Nine? I had not
- 7:55Speaker 1: seen this movie either, something that it seems like I
- 7:59Speaker 1: would have seen as a kid growing up. But I
- 8:02Speaker 1: don't think it was on TV a lot. Well, yes,
- 8:05Speaker 1: you didn't watch a lot of TV and I didn't
- 8:07Speaker 1: even have cable. Yeah, and I didn't watch much TV
- 8:09Speaker 1: as a kid. Also, I think, like my family is
- 8:12Speaker 1: just like not a spooky movie family. I missed a
- 8:16Speaker 1: lot of spooky movie Like I had never seen hocus
- 8:20Speaker 1: Pocus until well into my adulthood. Not that that's like
- 8:23Speaker 1: a scary, but like even just like I mean it
- 8:25Speaker 1: is like kid, kid, kid, And I think this movie
- 8:29Speaker 1: is like kids scary, oh my god. Yeah, and also
- 8:33Speaker 1: like kind of adult scary. Also, I do think like
- 8:37Speaker 1: there's so much wrong with like I don't like this movie.
- 8:41Speaker 1: I do think it was a kind of cool, bold
- 8:44Speaker 1: and interesting choice cool bold interesting. Wow, good words um
- 8:49Speaker 1: that they thank you that they hired a horror like
- 8:54Speaker 1: a famous horror director to do this movie. Like he
- 9:00Speaker 1: took the assignment and he's like, I'm just gonna do
- 9:02Speaker 1: this like I do my grown up movies. Is that cool?
- 9:05Speaker 1: And you're like, I don't know. Um. The main thing
- 9:08Speaker 1: I knew about this movie going in is that it
- 9:11Speaker 1: traumatized every child who had ever seen it. And I
- 9:16Speaker 1: understand why because the horror imagery in this movie is
- 9:21Speaker 1: horrific and I brutally yeah. Yeah, And I'm sure if
- 9:25Speaker 1: I had seen it as a child, I would have
- 9:28Speaker 1: been similarly traumatized. And I read that the director Nicholas
- 9:33Speaker 1: Rogue cut scenes from the movie that he thought would
- 9:37Speaker 1: be too scary for children after he saw his son's
- 9:40Speaker 1: reaction to the original HUT, so it was going to
- 9:43Speaker 1: be even scarier and he cut some of it out.
- 9:48Speaker 1: That is so gnarly. Uh. I want like just being
- 9:51Speaker 1: the kid of a horror director and then just being like,
- 9:54Speaker 1: all right, so if this trauma like you're you being
- 9:58Speaker 1: traumatized today could say I have other children for being
- 10:01Speaker 1: traumatized in this exact same way. Do you accept the assignment?
- 10:05Speaker 1: That's so all. I want Nicholas Rogue's kids to tell
- 10:09Speaker 1: us what was in the scenes. That's how what would
- 10:11Speaker 1: they what? I guess? Okay, I don't know. Sorry finished, So,
- 10:16Speaker 1: so your history is so I hadn't seen the movie,
- 10:18Speaker 1: but I did read the book as a kid. Oh,
- 10:21Speaker 1: we had a few Roal Doll books lying around the house,
- 10:25Speaker 1: and so I probably read this book when I was
- 10:27Speaker 1: maybe like ten or so. I also read Charlie and
- 10:32Speaker 1: the Chocolate Factory around that time, but I think those
- 10:34Speaker 1: are the only two Roal Doll books I ever read.
- 10:36Speaker 1: But I liked the book The Witches, and I thought
- 10:39Speaker 1: it was very scary reading it as a kid. Um,
- 10:43Speaker 1: So I I have, I would say, not even nostalgic
- 10:46Speaker 1: attachment to this story. But I went into the movie
- 10:51Speaker 1: knowing what it was going to be about and what
- 10:54Speaker 1: would happen in it, and remember the story pretty well,
- 10:58Speaker 1: so like when the events of the movie were unfolding,
- 11:00Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, that does happen. The ending
- 11:04Speaker 1: is um quite different in the book. We'll talk about that,
- 11:07Speaker 1: but uh yeah, I um, I kind of I mean
- 11:12Speaker 1: for all the traumatic imagery that Nicholas rogue because he
- 11:16Speaker 1: was really a cinematographer, but like, yeah, like for all
- 11:19Speaker 1: the traumatic imagery he offers up. I kind of liked
- 11:22Speaker 1: that they changed the ending of like because the I mean,
- 11:26Speaker 1: I didn't realize the ending of the book is brutal.
- 11:28Speaker 1: I think that that's how the reboot ends, where it's
- 11:31Speaker 1: just like what they're like, the kid is going to
- 11:33Speaker 1: be a mouse forever and he has nine years to
- 11:36Speaker 1: live and he knows that. You're like, oh yeah, rough. Yeah.
- 11:42Speaker 1: So all this to say, I had I was familiar
- 11:45Speaker 1: with this story going in, but I hadn't seen the movie.
- 11:49Speaker 1: Definitely would have been traumatized by the imagery as a kid,
- 11:53Speaker 1: because as even as an adult, I was like, oh my,
- 11:56Speaker 1: like the transformations, like the scenes of like humans transforming
- 12:01Speaker 1: into mice. That is some of the scariest ship I've
- 12:03Speaker 1: ever seen. It's so yeah, this movie would have fucked
- 12:08Speaker 1: me up. I'm glad I didn't see it when as
- 12:11Speaker 1: a kid. Yeah, um, shall I do the recap and
- 12:15Speaker 1: we'll go from there. Let's do the recap and then
- 12:18Speaker 1: you know what, let's go from there. Okay, fine, we
- 12:22Speaker 1: will Okay, now we're fighting. Okay. So we open on
- 12:28Speaker 1: a grandmother telling her grandson Luke, who is we were
- 12:34Speaker 1: like also recently talking about how we do not know
- 12:37Speaker 1: how old children are. I guess he's like nine. I
- 12:41Speaker 1: guess he's canonically nine. Okay, Oh, maybe I'm better at
- 12:44Speaker 1: this than I thought. She is telling Luke about witches.
- 12:49Speaker 1: They are evil, they hate children, They basically hunt children
- 12:53Speaker 1: for sport, and she's lost a finger. Yes to to
- 12:58Speaker 1: a witch encounter. We press zoom. Maybe that's the scene
- 13:01Speaker 1: that are cut. Maybe you got to see Angelica Houston
- 13:04Speaker 1: bite Grandma's finger off. Maybe so. Grandma tells Luke that
- 13:13Speaker 1: which is dress in ordinary clothes. They look like ordinary women,
- 13:17Speaker 1: they live ordinary lives, but there are ways to spot
- 13:21Speaker 1: a real witch. One. They're bald, so they wear wigs
- 13:26Speaker 1: which itch and give them a scalp rash. Now, if
- 13:29Speaker 1: the baldest women aren't in charge in this movie, I mean,
- 13:34Speaker 1: this movie follows the rule. It enforces the rule. It Yeah,
- 13:40Speaker 1: I didn't even exist when this movie came out and
- 13:42Speaker 1: people were following that damn rule. Yeah. Um. The second
- 13:48Speaker 1: telltale sign is that their eyes have like a purplish
- 13:52Speaker 1: hue to them real which is also don't have toes,
- 13:58Speaker 1: and so their their feet are just square, so they
- 14:00Speaker 1: never wear pointed shoes and sure I guess uh. They
- 14:05Speaker 1: also have a very keen sense of smell and they
- 14:10Speaker 1: can smell children, and children smell very bad to them,
- 14:13Speaker 1: and the cleaner child is the stinkier they are to
- 14:16Speaker 1: a witch. Also, Grandma tells Luke about the grand high witch,
- 14:21Speaker 1: which is like the leader, which is the leader of
- 14:27Speaker 1: all the witches. Get it anyway, I get it. I
- 14:31Speaker 1: get it. So Grandma also tells this story about her
- 14:35Speaker 1: childhood best friend named Erica, who was abducted by a witch.
- 14:39Speaker 1: So we get all this backstory about witches. You know,
- 14:42Speaker 1: I was thinking, I was, I was trying to put
- 14:44Speaker 1: myself in like baby brain, and I think that I
- 14:46Speaker 1: would have been afraid of the horror imagery. But I
- 14:48Speaker 1: but I wonder like and for I am genuinely curious
- 14:53Speaker 1: for for those who have a nostalgic attachment to this movie,
- 14:56Speaker 1: were you more scared by the horror imagery? Or were
- 15:00Speaker 1: you more scared by ever looking at a painting again
- 15:04Speaker 1: and ever seeing someone in a painting being like that
- 15:07Speaker 1: they're going to die there? Yeah, that was the scary.
- 15:10Speaker 1: I was like, that would have sucked me up. That's
- 15:12Speaker 1: very current because I had that haunted Mandy Moore poster right,
- 15:16Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, and she still lives there in your poster,
- 15:21Speaker 1: in my poster. Yeah. It's one of It's one of
- 15:23Speaker 1: those conspiracy theories where the actress who's been on This
- 15:27Speaker 1: is Us for five years is a is a double
- 15:30Speaker 1: switched out by the government. The real Mandy Moore lives
- 15:35Speaker 1: in your poster still in my childhood bedroom. Yeah, yeah, no,
- 15:39Speaker 1: I believe it. Yeah. Okay, So one day Luke's parents
- 15:45Speaker 1: die in an accident, so Grandma becoming this batman him right, Yeah,
- 15:50Speaker 1: Luke wayne over here with his parents being like, they're
- 15:55Speaker 1: like bye, and then and then like the police have
- 16:00Speaker 1: her dress or something. I was like, what happened to that?
- 16:04Speaker 1: I'm not sure what we were looking at, but Luca
- 16:08Speaker 1: Luke to them. Luca's orphaned and Grandma becomes his primary caregiver,
- 16:13Speaker 1: so she takes him to England, where a woman with
- 16:16Speaker 1: purple eyes tries to give a snake to Luke and
- 16:20Speaker 1: a chocolate bar, and I'm like, is that a Willy
- 16:22Speaker 1: Wonka chocolate bar? Are we? You know? Are we what's
- 16:25Speaker 1: happening here? We're going to really? I mean we talked
- 16:28Speaker 1: about it until the Tupit just like the way rold
- 16:31Speaker 1: Doll turns food into weapons is so oh gosh. Yeah,
- 16:38Speaker 1: I will say this first witch. I liked her a
- 16:40Speaker 1: lot and I she had perfect teeth. Okay, yeah, another
- 16:44Speaker 1: telltale sign of witches. I have shitty I think I
- 16:48Speaker 1: just have gum disease. So when someone has nice teeth,
- 16:51Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, who are you a millionaire? Okay? So
- 16:57Speaker 1: then on Luke's birthday, Grandma gives him some mice, which
- 17:02Speaker 1: he names William and Mary. Horrible gift, I gift bad
- 17:07Speaker 1: mice names. There, I said it are they kids? I
- 17:11Speaker 1: don't think because they can't talk. They're just mice, right,
- 17:14Speaker 1: And they're not from the Henson the Creature the creature shop, right, Yeah, yeah,
- 17:20Speaker 1: they're just another yeah. But oh no. Grandma collapses, she
- 17:26Speaker 1: has fallen ill. Turns out she has diabetes. But when
- 17:30Speaker 1: she recovers, she takes Luke and his mice on a
- 17:34Speaker 1: little trip to a hotel by the sea to Casa
- 17:38Speaker 1: day Mr Bean. Mr Bean is the hotel manager. Also
- 17:45Speaker 1: at this hotel, dozens of women show up for the
- 17:49Speaker 1: convention for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty
- 17:53Speaker 1: to Children. And that's the most prepositions I've ever said
- 17:57Speaker 1: in a single sentence. That is that of all the
- 18:01Speaker 1: that gotta chuckle out of me, because I was like,
- 18:04Speaker 1: that's the witch there? Um, did you pick up on?
- 18:09Speaker 1: This is so goofy? But they made a diabetes joke
- 18:13Speaker 1: in this movie. I was like, that's the most there's
- 18:16Speaker 1: not a lot of things about this movie outside of
- 18:18Speaker 1: the wild number of tropes that are used in a
- 18:21Speaker 1: bad way. But like, this movie isn't like especially dated
- 18:26Speaker 1: to me. I guess a little bit with the clothes,
- 18:27Speaker 1: but most world all movies kind of feel a little
- 18:29Speaker 1: bit like out of time. But they just drop a
- 18:32Speaker 1: diabetes joke, like yeah, and that commercial didn't exist till
- 18:38Speaker 1: I was like, damn, you're showing your hands. You couldn't
- 18:41Speaker 1: you couldn't resist making a nine year old said diabetes
- 18:44Speaker 1: tomfoolery indeed. Okay, So Angelica Houston has entered the film.
- 18:54Speaker 1: She seems to be the leader of this royal Society
- 18:58Speaker 1: for the Prevention of cruel teacher children, and she's so
- 19:01Speaker 1: hot and she's very hot. Her name is Miss Ernst,
- 19:05Speaker 1: and the women adore her. And then there's some little
- 19:09Speaker 1: clues that seems like maybe these are not women who
- 19:14Speaker 1: want to prevent cruelty to children, but maybe they want
- 19:18Speaker 1: to cause cruelty to children because maybe they're witches. Oh
- 19:23Speaker 1: there is I mean, I I you know, exploiting the
- 19:27Speaker 1: inherent sinister nature of a hotel convention is kind of fun. Yeah,
- 19:33Speaker 1: that's a fun idea. Um, I'm trying to figure out
- 19:36Speaker 1: is this this movie came out, this is the year
- 19:40Speaker 1: before The Adams Family, So this is I feel like
- 19:44Speaker 1: Angela Houston's She's just she's just warming up for the
- 19:47Speaker 1: main events for more Tisia. Yeah, definitely. Okay. So then
- 19:51Speaker 1: Luke explores the hotel. He meets another boy named Bruno.
- 19:57Speaker 1: Luke gets yelled at by Mr Bean for having loose mice,
- 20:03Speaker 1: and we're literally like Mr Bean and you can't you
- 20:08Speaker 1: can't done see it? Yeah, And then we're also like,
- 20:10Speaker 1: I guess this is for all these these mice are
- 20:13Speaker 1: like foreshadowing Chekhov's Mouse. Yeah, okay. So Luke is like
- 20:19Speaker 1: running around the hotel and he winds up in this
- 20:22Speaker 1: big room where the women from the Society for the
- 20:27Speaker 1: Prevention of Cruelty to Children a k a. The Witches
- 20:31Speaker 1: come in and gather for a meeting, and Luke is
- 20:34Speaker 1: hiding in the corner and he watches as all the
- 20:36Speaker 1: women remove their shoes and their wigs because guess what,
- 20:40Speaker 1: confirmed they are witches. I thought it was really funny
- 20:44Speaker 1: that she has her like Angela he used, and takes
- 20:47Speaker 1: her face halfway off before being like, oh wait, is
- 20:50Speaker 1: the door closed. That was when I started coming up
- 20:55Speaker 1: with my um tory story theory, where I'm just like,
- 20:58Speaker 1: this is applying the lodge of toy story, but instead
- 21:01Speaker 1: it's just leaving a bunch of women over thirty five
- 21:04Speaker 1: in a room alone, and then they turned into evil witches.
- 21:09Speaker 1: And that is true. That does happen in real life.
- 21:12Speaker 1: So miss Ernst takes off her face mask because she's
- 21:16Speaker 1: the Grand High Witch with a scary face. Miss Ernst
- 21:23Speaker 1: is like, you witches are a disgrace. You're not killing
- 21:27Speaker 1: enough children, and that's why I created formula eighties six,
- 21:32Speaker 1: which turns children into mice. Another toy story parallel. Much
- 21:39Speaker 1: like the character said, miss Ernst is a scientific genius
- 21:43Speaker 1: who just needs her energy directed in a more positive
- 21:48Speaker 1: direction where yeah, she could really help people, much like
- 21:52Speaker 1: Sid's parents should have just been like, you're a creative kid,
- 21:56Speaker 1: let's let's take you to it after school program. Anywow, Okay,
- 22:00Speaker 1: I'm starting to see the toy story parallels. That's it.
- 22:04Speaker 1: That's the end of the similarities. Yeah, okay, So she's
- 22:08Speaker 1: talking about this formula that turns children into mice, and
- 22:11Speaker 1: she demonstrates it on that kid Bruno, who she has
- 22:16Speaker 1: lured into the room with chocolate. She has already given
- 22:19Speaker 1: him the formula. It works on like a time delay,
- 22:22Speaker 1: and then the witches and Luke, who is still hiding
- 22:26Speaker 1: in the corner, watch as Bruno transforms into a mouse.
- 22:30Speaker 1: That transformation is also like truly one of the scariest
- 22:33Speaker 1: things I've ever seen. Yeah, I mean that the raw
- 22:38Speaker 1: fucking body horror and this um is just like it is,
- 22:44Speaker 1: and that I mean that whole scene that is so long.
- 22:48Speaker 1: That was the other thing where I was just like, Wow,
- 22:49Speaker 1: this movie gets a lot of mileage out of like
- 22:52Speaker 1: very very few locations. But in any case, that scene
- 22:57Speaker 1: is so loaded. But just even on its face is Oh,
- 23:00Speaker 1: that would have scared the ship out of me. As
- 23:02Speaker 1: a kid. Roll hates when children are hungry. What is
- 23:07Speaker 1: wrong with him? He's like, if you're hungry, you're gonna explode.
- 23:13Speaker 1: You're gonna too bad. Oh, he's such a fucking asshole.
- 23:18Speaker 1: Like you know, I did to say the least, but like, yeah,
- 23:21Speaker 1: that was that and to have like this was I
- 23:25Speaker 1: think this was like the last movie that Jim Henson
- 23:27Speaker 1: was well enough to work on. And he's really uh
- 23:33Speaker 1: he put the creature shop to work. It's so fucking scary.
- 23:37Speaker 1: So again, we like listeners. If you happened to see
- 23:41Speaker 1: the reboot while it was still available for streaming, we
- 23:45Speaker 1: couldn't watch it, but I'm assuming that it was probably
- 23:48Speaker 1: less scary in the new one, because there's like you
- 23:51Speaker 1: can just sort of do a boring c G I like,
- 23:54Speaker 1: I'm a mouse, but like with the practical effects, it
- 23:58Speaker 1: is so gnarly. It is brew a truly. Yeah. Okay,
- 24:02Speaker 1: So the meeting is about to disperse, but then one
- 24:06Speaker 1: of the witches smells Luke. They find him. They chase
- 24:10Speaker 1: him around for a bit and eventually catch him and
- 24:14Speaker 1: Miss Ernst gives him five hundred doses of formula six,
- 24:19Speaker 1: which transforms Luke into a mouse immediately, and the witches
- 24:23Speaker 1: trying to step on him and kill him, but mouse
- 24:25Speaker 1: Luke runs away. He finds mouse Bruno. They can both
- 24:29Speaker 1: still talk, so they scurry through the d talk about Bruno.
- 24:34Speaker 1: In this movie, they never hesitate to talk about Bruno. Yeah,
- 24:38Speaker 1: that was the exact laugh I was hoping for. And
- 24:43Speaker 1: Grandma especially is trying to talk about Bruno. She's trying
- 24:46Speaker 1: to tell his parents about b and they are not
- 24:49Speaker 1: having it. The parents are sort of like, we don't
- 24:52Speaker 1: talk about Bruno, not during whiskey and sherry time, and
- 24:57Speaker 1: she's like, we needed to wow the parallels. Did you
- 25:00Speaker 1: recognize Bruno's mom? No, she is played by Brenda bleth
- 25:05Speaker 1: In a k a. Mrs Bennett from Pride and Prejudice
- 25:09Speaker 1: two thousand five. Wow. I did not. Wow. I guess
- 25:13Speaker 1: that she was really in her nineties hair bag because
- 25:16Speaker 1: I didn't notice. That's like, I have a thought on
- 25:20Speaker 1: that character as well, too, but like, for now, all
- 25:23Speaker 1: I'll say is she really knows how to give a
- 25:27Speaker 1: surprised face. True. Alright, So the two mice boys scurry
- 25:33Speaker 1: through the hotel back to Luke's grandma's room, and Luke
- 25:37Speaker 1: is like, hey, Grandma, so I got turned into a
- 25:42Speaker 1: mouse by some witches. And also, is it just me
- 25:46Speaker 1: or did Grandma barely react to the information that her
- 25:51Speaker 1: so grandson is a mouse? Snow? I thought that too,
- 25:54Speaker 1: And then I'm just like, she's been I guess, ostensibly
- 25:58Speaker 1: hunting witches for years? Does she like, no, this is
- 26:02Speaker 1: on the table? Angelica Houston sounded like it was a
- 26:04Speaker 1: new thing, so I feel like she should have been
- 26:08Speaker 1: more surprised, But I'm like, maybe maybe this is in
- 26:10Speaker 1: their playbook. I don't know, I don't or maybe also
- 26:14Speaker 1: the thing that and I don't think that this story
- 26:17Speaker 1: has any interest in exploring this side of it, which
- 26:20Speaker 1: is like fine, but I was just like, also, you know,
- 26:24Speaker 1: in a realistic world, which is obviously isn't these two
- 26:28Speaker 1: would be like overcome with grief because her daughter just
- 26:33Speaker 1: died and his parents just got Bruce wayned. And so
- 26:37Speaker 1: I'm just like, maybe she's just like still emotionally, she's
- 26:41Speaker 1: like sure, sure what next? My grandson's amuse great. She
- 26:46Speaker 1: could be just numb, she could just be in shock,
- 26:50Speaker 1: could be a lot of stuff we don't know. But
- 26:53Speaker 1: mouse Luke has a plan. He wants to put formula
- 26:57Speaker 1: eighty six into the witches soup at their dinner that
- 27:01Speaker 1: night and turn all of the witches into mice. So
- 27:04Speaker 1: Grandma helps him get into the Grand High Witches room,
- 27:09Speaker 1: though her cat makes it a little tricky. I liked
- 27:13Speaker 1: that part. Me and Flee were cheering. We're cheering for
- 27:16Speaker 1: the cat, and it's a cat that looks a bit
- 27:19Speaker 1: like Flee. Oh well, because yeah, I mean please please
- 27:22Speaker 1: the classic uh which is cat? True? Yeah? Um, Okay,
- 27:27Speaker 1: so then Luke manages to get the formula and scurries
- 27:31Speaker 1: back to Grandma's room. So she takes Mouse Luke and
- 27:35Speaker 1: mouse Bruno to Bruno's parents and tries to explain the situation.
- 27:39Speaker 1: They don't believe her. Bruno's mom is like, and you know,
- 27:44Speaker 1: screams at the site of mice because you know, women
- 27:48Speaker 1: be hysterical. Well, it's blonde women and women with children generally,
- 27:55Speaker 1: with the exception of the maid who is brunette and
- 27:56Speaker 1: we don't know if she has kids. Um, but generally,
- 27:59Speaker 1: blonde women and mothers are afraid of mice. Women with
- 28:03Speaker 1: dark hair or non white women are witches. They want
- 28:08Speaker 1: more mice, more mice, more mice. That's the rule. So
- 28:11Speaker 1: then mouse Luke goes into the hotel kitchen and puts
- 28:16Speaker 1: formula six into the cress soup. No idea what crest
- 28:20Speaker 1: soup is, but that's the soup that will be served
- 28:23Speaker 1: to the witches. And then he runs up the pants
- 28:26Speaker 1: of the chef ak the butler from Downton Abbey. So
- 28:31Speaker 1: that was a fun little yeah, I never I never
- 28:35Speaker 1: did Doubton Nabby and it's it's been you know, I've
- 28:39Speaker 1: heard it's great. Is that a hot take in two
- 28:41Speaker 1: thousand twenty two. I'm hearing good things about this doubton Nabby,
- 28:46Speaker 1: I mean I generally like it. Yeah, um okay. So
- 28:50Speaker 1: then the soup is served, the witches eat it, and
- 28:53Speaker 1: then chaos and horror ensues as the witches turn into mice,
- 28:59Speaker 1: and then also the Grand High witch turning into a
- 29:01Speaker 1: mouse is the other scariest thing I've ever seen. Oh
- 29:05Speaker 1: my gosh, I like, how right before that happens? Um,
- 29:08Speaker 1: Angelica Houston, I mean she is, uh, there are a
- 29:12Speaker 1: few moments. One of the moments that I really, I
- 29:14Speaker 1: genuinely was like, wow, that was cool was when the
- 29:18Speaker 1: first witch, who is like in the kitchen realizes what
- 29:23Speaker 1: is happening, is the first to try to the soup,
- 29:24Speaker 1: is the first to turn into a mouse. She screws
- 29:27Speaker 1: out a mouse form to try to warn everybody. Ajelica
- 29:30Speaker 1: used to just steps on her and she clothes into goo.
- 29:35Speaker 1: What are the rules? Um? But that was that was
- 29:41Speaker 1: awesome because I guess Angelica Houston assumed that was a
- 29:45Speaker 1: child mouse and so she was like, well, let me
- 29:47Speaker 1: just kill this. But it was just like wow, wow,
- 29:51Speaker 1: she really uh, what's what's my shittiest clickbait um. The
- 29:56Speaker 1: lack of empathy that Angelica Houston's character demonst it's in
- 30:00Speaker 1: the Witches is shocking, right it it writes itself. Okay,
- 30:05Speaker 1: so the hotel staff are trying to squash and kill
- 30:08Speaker 1: the mice. Rowan Atkinson chops and kills mouse, Angelica Houston
- 30:14Speaker 1: with a clever It's chaos, but things kind of settle
- 30:18Speaker 1: down and mouse Luke and Grandma say goodbye to Bruno
- 30:22Speaker 1: and his parents, and then they leave the hotel and
- 30:25Speaker 1: go back home, and Luke is like, hey, being a
- 30:28Speaker 1: mouse isn't so bad, and Grandma is like, yep, and
- 30:34Speaker 1: that friend is really sad. Yeah, it's good to know. Like, also,
- 30:39Speaker 1: I wanted to mention why does Mr Bean get the kill? Like?
- 30:44Speaker 1: Why does Mr Mean this has been Grandma? I have
- 30:48Speaker 1: a theory as to why. I think it's because she
- 30:51Speaker 1: has to be the good one and so we can't
- 30:53Speaker 1: see her actually killing her harming anyone that directly. I
- 30:58Speaker 1: wonder what happens in the book. I act, we didn't
- 31:00Speaker 1: check who kills her in the book because it just
- 31:02Speaker 1: feels like logically Grandma has been hunting this specific which
- 31:08Speaker 1: for decades. This woman took her finger off, like why,
- 31:13Speaker 1: but she just puts a little dish over her and
- 31:15Speaker 1: it's like turns around and then Mr Bean get I
- 31:17Speaker 1: was like, Mr Bean's got no you know, he's got
- 31:20Speaker 1: no stake in the game, Like hey, but he whatever.
- 31:24Speaker 1: The whole premises is flawed from the jump. But I'm like,
- 31:28Speaker 1: if I'm watching this movie, let Grandma kill Angelica Houston,
- 31:31Speaker 1: what are we doing? Yeah for sure? Um okay. So
- 31:34Speaker 1: then they're like coming to terms with Luke being a
- 31:38Speaker 1: mouse forever. But wait a minute. There was one which
- 31:41Speaker 1: Ms Ernst Secretary I think, who was not turned into
- 31:45Speaker 1: a mouse, and she has been following Luke and Grandma
- 31:49Speaker 1: and it seems like she might be up to no good.
- 31:51Speaker 1: But it turns out that she's like a good witch
- 31:55Speaker 1: or she doesn't want to participate in child hunting, and
- 31:59Speaker 1: she with magic turns Luke back into a human and
- 32:04Speaker 1: that's how the movie ends, which is a big departure
- 32:07Speaker 1: from how the book ends, which is that he stays
- 32:09Speaker 1: a mouse, knowing that he will die soon. It feels
- 32:15Speaker 1: like a major departure because of how abrupt and out
- 32:20Speaker 1: of step with the rest of the story it feels,
- 32:23Speaker 1: because it's like that maybe I was like, I mean,
- 32:26Speaker 1: I've I've watched the movie twice. I was paying attention.
- 32:29Speaker 1: I was like, but that, which is sudden, like I'm
- 32:32Speaker 1: nice now and like and then she's like Glinda the
- 32:37Speaker 1: good which and then he has to like it's so
- 32:41Speaker 1: shoehorned into the last ninety seconds of the movie that
- 32:44Speaker 1: Luke literally has to yell out the window Bruno next like,
- 32:48Speaker 1: don't forget about Bruno, don't forget about Bruno, and like
- 32:55Speaker 1: I'm glad for the children. I'm glad that that change
- 32:58Speaker 1: was made. But just watching it in with like movie logic,
- 33:02Speaker 1: you're like, oh yeah, this, uh, this doesn't match up
- 33:05Speaker 1: with anything else that happens. It makes sense that they
- 33:07Speaker 1: changed it. Okay, let's take a quick break and we
- 33:11Speaker 1: will come back to discuss and we are back where Okay,
- 33:22Speaker 1: where to begin? I would like to start, if it's
- 33:26Speaker 1: okay with how and this, I mean this, it's all
- 33:31Speaker 1: sort of like part of the same conversation of how
- 33:34Speaker 1: roll Dolls. Personal prejudices are very much on display in this.
- 33:42Speaker 1: The three main areas that stood out to me that
- 33:45Speaker 1: are also like, I mean, so, we'll probably be repeating
- 33:49Speaker 1: some stuff that we've mentioned in the Matilda episode previously,
- 33:54Speaker 1: but I think it really does bear repeating. So a
- 33:56Speaker 1: quick trigger warning for particularly anti Simon to them and um,
- 34:01Speaker 1: fat phobia. But I think that the three areas that
- 34:03Speaker 1: we're really jumping out to me was something that we've
- 34:06Speaker 1: discussed in Doll adaptations before, which is fat phobia, he
- 34:12Speaker 1: but also misogyny and anti semitism. I think we're just
- 34:16Speaker 1: like just running rampant. The story can't happen without that.
- 34:23Speaker 1: So I just wanted to start by going over rolled
- 34:27Speaker 1: all again. So if you've heard this information before, you
- 34:30Speaker 1: already know. If you haven't heard this information before, you know,
- 34:34Speaker 1: sorry if this is at least you're finding out from
- 34:38Speaker 1: your para social friends, but just but you know, like
- 34:44Speaker 1: Rold All was unlike I think that there's a lot
- 34:47Speaker 1: of creators that people will go to the map for
- 34:50Speaker 1: where they're like, well, we don't know for sure if
- 34:53Speaker 1: they were, but like rolled all of Rold Doll's prejudices
- 34:56Speaker 1: he was very vocal about. He literally said, I am
- 34:59Speaker 1: an anti semi like, there is no room for any argument, um,
- 35:05Speaker 1: even if you wanted to fucking straw man this issue.
- 35:08Speaker 1: He was very very anti Semitic um. He was known
- 35:12Speaker 1: to be horrible to his first wife in particular, but
- 35:16Speaker 1: also a lot of women in his life. He was
- 35:18Speaker 1: known to be extremely volatile and mean. He also said
- 35:22Speaker 1: to his wife, his wife, his wife on their first date.
- 35:27Speaker 1: Let me let me pull up the quote, I'd rather
- 35:30Speaker 1: be dead than fat unquote. He's just like a piece
- 35:34Speaker 1: of ship person like demonstrably so. And if you have
- 35:39Speaker 1: attachments to his works, I would say, like most people
- 35:42Speaker 1: do who are at least in our age range, and
- 35:45Speaker 1: but like it's very relevant information because they're going to
- 35:48Speaker 1: continue to adapt his work. Netflix paid a billion dollars
- 35:53Speaker 1: to license his entire catalog in the last couple of years.
- 35:57Speaker 1: But anyways, I just wanted to start by saying, like,
- 36:01Speaker 1: we're going to be taking a look at this, and
- 36:03Speaker 1: also it is very inherent to the author. The way
- 36:07Speaker 1: that women and the way that anti Semitic tropes are
- 36:11Speaker 1: presented in this work and in this movie are definitely
- 36:16Speaker 1: not a mistake intentional to the point where this book
- 36:21Speaker 1: was when it came out in eighty three. I mean, normally,
- 36:25Speaker 1: in most cases I'm very skeptical of like a band
- 36:28Speaker 1: book because that usually they're usually bad for the wrong
- 36:32Speaker 1: reasons right right, and it's like a puritanical thing. But
- 36:36Speaker 1: there was a lot of controversy about the Witches when
- 36:39Speaker 1: it was released in the book because people were like,
- 36:43Speaker 1: this is really misogynist, Like the first page it's all
- 36:48Speaker 1: about how I mean, I think that he's also like
- 36:50Speaker 1: going on this weird tirade about childless women, and like
- 36:54Speaker 1: just all of his shitty politics are so um on
- 36:58Speaker 1: display here. I don't want to really read any of
- 37:03Speaker 1: his specific comments about women. Um were about Jewish people.
- 37:09Speaker 1: You can seek those out. They are out there. He
- 37:12Speaker 1: has also said a number of racist things. There's uh
- 37:16Speaker 1: I this was my I don't think I found this
- 37:19Speaker 1: in my Matilda research. But apparently like he was like
- 37:23Speaker 1: let go by his editors at one point, like one
- 37:26Speaker 1: of them. And this is an incredibly lucrative author obviously, um,
- 37:31Speaker 1: but it was literally like he was too a extremely
- 37:36Speaker 1: mean and bad to work with and be editors at,
- 37:40Speaker 1: especially at this point in his career when he was older,
- 37:44Speaker 1: Like he would refuse to write out racist and misogynist stuff,
- 37:47Speaker 1: and his editors were like pleading with him and he
- 37:50Speaker 1: would say no, So they were like, well, we can't
- 37:52Speaker 1: work with you anymore. If you are like I I
- 37:54Speaker 1: refused to publish the children's book without misogyny, like it's
- 37:58Speaker 1: just absolutely wild and gross and um so so. But
- 38:04Speaker 1: as it pertains to the witches specifically, I do want
- 38:07Speaker 1: to share what he said to his editor because it
- 38:11Speaker 1: was flagged by the editorial team of like, this seems
- 38:13Speaker 1: like maybe you're working through some stuff, buddy, seems more
- 38:18Speaker 1: like a scary diary entry. But his editor, um whose
- 38:22Speaker 1: last name is Rocksburg, I don't have his first name here,
- 38:24Speaker 1: said that, you know, he pushed back and he's like,
- 38:28Speaker 1: next draft, let's uh, let's take it easy on those
- 38:31Speaker 1: damn witches a little bit when it comes to the
- 38:33Speaker 1: misogynist tropes, or like let's mix it up. Uh and
- 38:36Speaker 1: roll Dall replied, quote, I don't agree with you about
- 38:39Speaker 1: women coming in for a lot of this, for a
- 38:42Speaker 1: lot of the stick all the way through. The nicest
- 38:44Speaker 1: person in the whole thing is a woman, the grandmother.
- 38:47Speaker 1: So I have not changed anything. And so he like really,
- 38:51Speaker 1: you know, doubled down on every I mean, he's he
- 38:53Speaker 1: had issues with the n double a c P who
- 38:57Speaker 1: came out against some stuff. He wrote, Um, I think
- 39:00Speaker 1: as it pertains to the BFG and early draft of
- 39:03Speaker 1: the VFG that he did have to fix and was
- 39:06Speaker 1: forced to fix by the editor. But like, it's just
- 39:09Speaker 1: like on almost every marginalized person you could imagine, he
- 39:13Speaker 1: has said something deeply cruel. And this is like one
- 39:18Speaker 1: of the most famous children's authors of all time. Also,
- 39:21Speaker 1: his granddaughter became a very famous plus size model, So
- 39:25Speaker 1: fuck you, rold Doll. But anyway, so so that's all
- 39:29Speaker 1: I mean. Did you have anything else you wanted to
- 39:31Speaker 1: jump in to add to that? I just like, I
- 39:33Speaker 1: don't want to share specific comments but no, but I
- 39:36Speaker 1: will share a very very quick excerpt that I pulled
- 39:40Speaker 1: from the book because I went back and skimmed through
- 39:43Speaker 1: parts of it. Um, this is from the book, and
- 39:47Speaker 1: I believe the context here is that it's the grandmother
- 39:51Speaker 1: talking to I don't well, actually no, I'm not sure
- 39:53Speaker 1: if it's this is what the grandmother is saying to Luke,
- 39:57Speaker 1: or if this is just sort of like omniscient narration.
- 40:03Speaker 1: Not entirely sure. But what it says is quote A
- 40:07Speaker 1: which is always a woman. I do not wish to
- 40:10Speaker 1: speak badly about women. Most women are lovely, but the
- 40:13Speaker 1: fact remains that all which is our women there was
- 40:17Speaker 1: no such thing as a male, which, on the other hand,
- 40:20Speaker 1: a ghoul is always a male, so indeed is a
- 40:23Speaker 1: bar guesst. I don't know what the funk that is.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Both are dangerous, but neither of them is half as
- 40:28Speaker 1: dangerous as a real witch, right unquote. So I get
- 40:34Speaker 1: why you could read that and be like, that's pretty cool,
- 40:38Speaker 1: Like women are the most fearsome and terrifying of everybody.
- 40:42Speaker 1: That's fun. I don't know, I was, I was trying
- 40:46Speaker 1: to read through, like because this this is a been
- 40:49Speaker 1: a divisive work. I'm talking more about the book than
- 40:53Speaker 1: the movie when I say this, but like it was
- 40:56Speaker 1: a very divisive book, and there are a lot of
- 40:59Speaker 1: people who like read claim it on the basis of
- 41:01Speaker 1: that um where they're like, well, you know, he's created
- 41:04Speaker 1: a world where like this group of women are like
- 41:07Speaker 1: the most fearsome, powerful people in the entire world. Yeah,
- 41:12Speaker 1: like they're all powerful, and um, what we'll say about
- 41:16Speaker 1: those reclaimings as they conveniently don't mention any of the
- 41:20Speaker 1: anti Semitism, but that passage is cool, Like that's that
- 41:25Speaker 1: I wish that. I don't know, like they're they're but
- 41:28Speaker 1: it's also like demonstrating like, yeah, I'm saying that I
- 41:32Speaker 1: think that most women are lovely, but I actually secretly
- 41:36Speaker 1: find women scary and think that a lot of them
- 41:39Speaker 1: are evil witches, right, Like, I mean, you can take
- 41:43Speaker 1: it in a few different ways, but it's just so wild,
- 41:46Speaker 1: like yeah, there's no there's no um defending and also
- 41:51Speaker 1: like there's I'm pretty sure that because Matilda was recently
- 41:54Speaker 1: turned into a Broadway musical, I believe it's being um.
- 41:57Speaker 1: And then do you remember there was a big Emma
- 42:00Speaker 1: Thompson was cast as Miss trunch Bull. There was a
- 42:02Speaker 1: controversy about that because they didn't cast a fact actor
- 42:05Speaker 1: in a fat part. But so like all that to
- 42:08Speaker 1: say that there's like there's another rollout of Roll Doll's work,
- 42:13Speaker 1: as we talked about this in the Matilda episode, but
- 42:16Speaker 1: his family released an apology postmortem right after making a
- 42:23Speaker 1: billion dollars that was also divisive. Um, the apology I
- 42:28Speaker 1: think is like not a bad one. I think it
- 42:30Speaker 1: was the timing that people were a little more suspect about. Quote.
- 42:34Speaker 1: The Doll family and the Roll Tolls Story Company deeply
- 42:37Speaker 1: apologized for the lasting and understandable hurt caused by some
- 42:39Speaker 1: of Roll Doll's statements. It goes on from there. It
- 42:43Speaker 1: is good that his family and company can acknowledge it,
- 42:47Speaker 1: but also I think it was, in my opinion, rightfully
- 42:51Speaker 1: speculated that that was just so no one would yell
- 42:54Speaker 1: at them for taking the one billion Netflix dollars, so
- 42:58Speaker 1: that these could be adapted again. And there's no quality.
- 43:01Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how much say the role
- 43:03Speaker 1: Doll company will have if you're to take the new
- 43:07Speaker 1: adaptation of the witches um that came out. It seems
- 43:11Speaker 1: like a lot of the tropes were not improved on
- 43:14Speaker 1: at all, and so it's no guarantee that they'll do better, right,
- 43:18Speaker 1: because again, the whole story is rooted in one big
- 43:22Speaker 1: anti Semitic stereotype. So we'll talk about that, should be,
- 43:27Speaker 1: let's get into that. Yes, let's all right. So the
- 43:33Speaker 1: Grand High Witch when Angelica Houston takes her Angelica Houston
- 43:38Speaker 1: face off, face off, and then we have the Grand
- 43:43Speaker 1: High Witch as she actually is. The character design here
- 43:49Speaker 1: very closely resembles anti Semitic caricatures that have been illustrated
- 43:56Speaker 1: of Jewish people throughout history. No ambiguity about it, right,
- 44:01Speaker 1: you know, various features the large hook knows being perhaps
- 44:05Speaker 1: the most obvious one those anti Semitic caricatures that have
- 44:09Speaker 1: existed throughout history. Visually speaking, feels like it was just
- 44:13Speaker 1: like mapped onto the character design of the Grand High
- 44:16Speaker 1: Witch um and and also like they I've read some
- 44:21Speaker 1: analysis that was like they go out of their way
- 44:24Speaker 1: to like give the witches like reptilian features, and just
- 44:28Speaker 1: like it just seems like they do the absolute most
- 44:32Speaker 1: you could possibly do. Yeah, it's upset. And then there
- 44:38Speaker 1: is the again, the premise that the movie is based on,
- 44:43Speaker 1: which is that these witches want to hunt children. And
- 44:49Speaker 1: if you consider the fact that the main character of
- 44:52Speaker 1: this movie, Luke, the you know, the little boy Luke,
- 44:56Speaker 1: he is a you know, blonde haired wied kid, and
- 45:02Speaker 1: these witches are hell bent on like him Norwegian. Like, yeah,
- 45:08Speaker 1: So I'm going to read a quote from a piece
- 45:11Speaker 1: by Shelley J. From entitled looking back on the anti
- 45:16Speaker 1: Semitism in Rhode Dolls the Witches quote attributing Jewish features
- 45:22Speaker 1: to quote unquote bad witches goes back centuries. In an
- 45:26Speaker 1: article about the origins of archetypal witches, Ellie Buford writes,
- 45:31Speaker 1: the stereotype of the Jewish nose is often used in
- 45:34Speaker 1: anti Semitic media, including Nazi propaganda such as The Eternal Jew.
- 45:39Speaker 1: While in early folklore it was likely not initially tied
- 45:43Speaker 1: to anti Semitism, the feature is used in modern times
- 45:46Speaker 1: to code characters as Jewish. Shelly J goes on to
- 45:51Speaker 1: say the child snatching and blood libel tropes of the
- 45:55Speaker 1: witches also have their roots in folklore, going all the
- 45:58Speaker 1: way back to Chaucer. Buford notes blood libel was a
- 46:02Speaker 1: charge frequently leveled at Jewish people during the Middle Ages.
- 46:07Speaker 1: People believed that any time a gentile parentheses non Jewish
- 46:11Speaker 1: child went missing, that Jewish people had kidnapped and killed
- 46:15Speaker 1: the child, either for ritual purposes or to use for food. Unquote.
- 46:21Speaker 1: And what does the Jewish coded grand high witch do
- 46:25Speaker 1: in this movie? And what does she want all the
- 46:28Speaker 1: other witches to do? Kidnap and kill aryan looking children.
- 46:33Speaker 1: They're also portrayed as having unlimited money and resources. Right,
- 46:38Speaker 1: That's that's what I meant when I said, like it is,
- 46:41Speaker 1: you know cool in theory that roll dolls presenting these
- 46:44Speaker 1: women is all powerful, but through the lens of anti Semitism,
- 46:49Speaker 1: he is and had and literally like textually said a
- 46:54Speaker 1: bunch of really stereotypical comments about Jewish people and money.
- 46:58Speaker 1: And that is also a part of the Witches right,
- 47:01Speaker 1: because the Grand high Witch has a trunk full of
- 47:05Speaker 1: cash and she is like throwing money at the other
- 47:09Speaker 1: witches and saying, here, take this and buy buy up.
- 47:12Speaker 1: All the candy stores in England offer people three to
- 47:17Speaker 1: four times what the shops are actually worth, just so
- 47:21Speaker 1: that you have this way to lure children in, to
- 47:24Speaker 1: capture them and to kill them. Yeah, I saw, and
- 47:29Speaker 1: I genuinely I mean, just a reminder for our listeners,
- 47:33Speaker 1: Caitlin and myself, we're not Jewish, so our perspective is limited,
- 47:37Speaker 1: and so there's stuff we're missing. We always want to
- 47:40Speaker 1: know it because, in fact, in a recent episode we
- 47:44Speaker 1: missed originally that there was an anti Semitic trope and
- 47:49Speaker 1: animation tropes being used in Mother Gothel from Tangled. So
- 47:54Speaker 1: we want to get shit right and we want to
- 47:57Speaker 1: continue learning. So if we're missing any thing, please, um
- 48:01Speaker 1: we are always you know, do people still say bang
- 48:05Speaker 1: my line. I've never said that. I was like, bang
- 48:08Speaker 1: our line. I've never heard that at all. What do
- 48:14Speaker 1: you mean it's been said. I think it's like a landline,
- 48:18Speaker 1: like land bang my lind give me a call, drop,
- 48:22Speaker 1: drop me a line. I've heard that. God, we're so old, okay, um.
- 48:27Speaker 1: I think that that's an older phrase, though I think
- 48:30Speaker 1: that phrase predates us bang my log. It was when
- 48:32Speaker 1: people were calling each other's landlord, landlord land line, let's
- 48:37Speaker 1: move on, um okay. So another thing, because I was
- 48:42Speaker 1: like coming through pieces, I was coming through right it.
- 48:46Speaker 1: I just was like, what you know, I want to
- 48:49Speaker 1: be brought up to speed here. It was also I
- 48:51Speaker 1: thought I saw speculated in a few places that the
- 48:54Speaker 1: accent that Angelic Houston takes on has been generally interpreted
- 49:00Speaker 1: as German, but there are plenty of Jewish people in
- 49:03Speaker 1: Germany as well as Um. Some people would argue that
- 49:07Speaker 1: it is more of a Yiddish accent. I don't have
- 49:10Speaker 1: the know how to say one way or the other,
- 49:15Speaker 1: and I wasn't able to find any production notes on
- 49:18Speaker 1: what she was doing, but I wanted to mention that.
- 49:22Speaker 1: And then for me, where the anti semitism and the
- 49:27Speaker 1: misogyny um sort of started blending. Yes, yes, the intersection
- 49:35Speaker 1: of misogyny and anti semitism, which unfortunately is a very
- 49:38Speaker 1: very real thing. But I think that where it like
- 49:43Speaker 1: overlapped most severely for me was in that like opening
- 49:49Speaker 1: sequence of the description, because I honestly didn't put this
- 49:53Speaker 1: together as an anti Semitic trope until I read it.
- 49:57Speaker 1: Let me get the name of the writer so I
- 49:59Speaker 1: can cry out at them for this insight. Tom. So
- 50:04Speaker 1: this is um from a piece that was written for
- 50:08Speaker 1: Vox by Aja Romano Um when The Witches came out. Um.
- 50:14Speaker 1: So this is a reflection on just the story at large.
- 50:18Speaker 1: UM not specific to this movie, but it definitely applies here. Quote.
- 50:21Speaker 1: The anti Semitism Doll himself professed doesn't necessarily play a
- 50:25Speaker 1: role in most of his other works, but it's directly
- 50:27Speaker 1: relevant to The Witches, a story that's explicitly about detecting
- 50:31Speaker 1: impostors in the midst of society. This is, to be blunt,
- 50:35Speaker 1: the theme of most anti Semitic conspiracy throughout history, and
- 50:38Speaker 1: has led, in its most extreme form to the idea
- 50:42Speaker 1: that Jewish people quote hide in plain sight while essentially
- 50:45Speaker 1: controlling the world. Unquote. I did not put that together
- 50:49Speaker 1: on my viewing, but I completely agree and like no
- 50:53Speaker 1: knowing role Doll's feelings, I'm sure that that was his
- 50:57Speaker 1: intense inspired whole narrative he is uh, he's a bad man,
- 51:04Speaker 1: he sucks hot take. And I think also within that
- 51:08Speaker 1: same um, I think where I got thrown off in
- 51:11Speaker 1: addition to just like I don't have a Jewish perspective,
- 51:15Speaker 1: but I um, I mean like it is an inherently
- 51:18Speaker 1: scary idea that something is hiding in plain sight and
- 51:22Speaker 1: can hurt you, Like that's whatever you used in horror
- 51:25Speaker 1: all the time. But I thought it was like, you know,
- 51:28Speaker 1: where it sort of crossed into more generalized misogyny for
- 51:32Speaker 1: me was like the ways in which the witches had
- 51:35Speaker 1: to hide the parts of them that were seen as grotesque,
- 51:40Speaker 1: where it was all very like stuff we've talked about before,
- 51:44Speaker 1: but like this might be the most extreme example that
- 51:48Speaker 1: we've ever covered, where you know, like the trappings of
- 51:52Speaker 1: classic femininity with like the wigs. You know, your hair
- 51:55Speaker 1: has to look a certain way, your makeup has to
- 51:57Speaker 1: be on point, you have to like look good, you
- 51:59Speaker 1: have to look glamorous, have to wear high heeled shoes,
- 52:01Speaker 1: like all this ship and the implication that which is
- 52:07Speaker 1: just like Galaxy brain, the implication that the story has
- 52:11Speaker 1: is that women are doing this to fool you, so
- 52:17Speaker 1: you don't notice that they're evil, and there is no whatever,
- 52:22Speaker 1: there is no implication that this might be something that
- 52:27Speaker 1: is demanded of of many women, especially you know, the
- 52:32Speaker 1: further back in time you go, right, So it's just
- 52:36Speaker 1: like again, it's like, oh, it's uh. If you feel
- 52:41Speaker 1: pressure to look a certain way, that's your fault. And
- 52:45Speaker 1: also it removes the possibility that you might just enjoy
- 52:49Speaker 1: presenting feminine, Like there's just no there's there's no nothing.
- 52:56Speaker 1: The rigid expectations are rigid. Um. Yeah. Something that really
- 53:01Speaker 1: struck me was the I would say, casting and makeup
- 53:07Speaker 1: choices for the witches, because there's a room full of
- 53:11Speaker 1: like a hundred of them, give or take, and the
- 53:16Speaker 1: people that were cast as witches, and the kind of
- 53:19Speaker 1: just character design of the witches in general carries some
- 53:24Speaker 1: troubling implications. So many of the women who are cast
- 53:30Speaker 1: as witches are middle aged or older, which is actually
- 53:34Speaker 1: I guess, a deviation from the book um the ground
- 53:36Speaker 1: which is described in the book as being okay. So
- 53:40Speaker 1: I think that this is like specifically a movie issue,
- 53:44Speaker 1: and I feel like what it's implying is what I
- 53:46Speaker 1: jumped to, was implying like women without children are more
- 53:50Speaker 1: likely to be evil, scary and like, and it's not
- 53:54Speaker 1: that it's not just that I don't want children, it's
- 53:58Speaker 1: that I hate children and I want them to die,
- 54:00Speaker 1: which is just like whatever, It's just everything is so
- 54:03Speaker 1: fucking absolutist and in this specific world, yes, um, there's
- 54:09Speaker 1: that there is similar to what you were just talking about.
- 54:13Speaker 1: Certain markers of quote unquote femininity are like removed from
- 54:18Speaker 1: the witches where you know, they make them bald, they
- 54:21Speaker 1: have rashy skin. Certain choices are made to for like
- 54:25Speaker 1: they're like makeup and costuming. In addition to that, there's
- 54:29Speaker 1: like some of them are given like prosthetic teeth. Basically
- 54:32Speaker 1: they are made to seem unattractive by traditional Western beauty standards,
- 54:38Speaker 1: which I think is like supported by like virtually every
- 54:41Speaker 1: cinematography choice is the movie like is supporting that like,
- 54:47Speaker 1: which is again it's just like I don't think that
- 54:50Speaker 1: there's any way to adapt this story that isn't offensive.
- 54:54Speaker 1: And I think some of the cool like if I'm
- 54:57Speaker 1: just thinking, like Jamie likes watching a movie brain, I
- 55:00Speaker 1: think some of the cooler choices are in the cinematography
- 55:03Speaker 1: because it's like, it's really fucking scary but like, you know,
- 55:06Speaker 1: all of the like movie language choices totally support what
- 55:10Speaker 1: you're supposed to not like about them, like unflattering camera angles,
- 55:15Speaker 1: unflattering lenses like fish eye lens kind of stuff. And
- 55:18Speaker 1: then something I noticed, And we couldn't find any information
- 55:24Speaker 1: about how intentional this was as far as casting goes,
- 55:28Speaker 1: but several of the witches who are in the group
- 55:33Speaker 1: at the meeting are men, So I in this is
- 55:39Speaker 1: speculation here, but I would speculate that that's just another
- 55:43Speaker 1: thing that contributes to this idea that if you're not
- 55:46Speaker 1: adhering to a very you know, traditional binary standard of beauty,
- 55:53Speaker 1: then you're evil. If you are a woman with masculine features,
- 55:59Speaker 1: that's scary, that bad. The implications here are you know,
- 56:03Speaker 1: a whole number of you know, just very harmful queer phobic,
- 56:07Speaker 1: transphobic implications. There's just a lot done in this movie
- 56:14Speaker 1: that I feel like is was probably intentional. Again, we
- 56:17Speaker 1: couldn't find anything to confirm this, but we really we
- 56:20Speaker 1: really did look. I mean, but and and even fans
- 56:24Speaker 1: of this movie have speculated something very similar. Yeah, I mean,
- 56:28Speaker 1: there's kind of like, as far as I know, like,
- 56:30Speaker 1: there wasn't a lot available in terms of like finding
- 56:33Speaker 1: out about the production process of this movie outside of
- 56:35Speaker 1: kind of like the basics, because I have all these questions,
- 56:38Speaker 1: but Nicholas Rogue is dead, so I don't know a
- 56:42Speaker 1: lot of the answer. But yeah, I I genuine I
- 56:45Speaker 1: didn't notice that on my viewings. But once you pointed out,
- 56:48Speaker 1: I I see what you're saying. I agree, right, And
- 56:51Speaker 1: we had a similar discussion on the Matilda episode with
- 56:55Speaker 1: the Mistrunchable versus Miss Honey characters, where if you who
- 57:00Speaker 1: are a woman who presents as traditionally feminine and traditionally
- 57:04Speaker 1: pretty and who has like mothering type of qualities, you're
- 57:10Speaker 1: a good person. And if you're a woman with masculine
- 57:13Speaker 1: features who would not perhaps be considered as attractive by
- 57:18Speaker 1: Western standards of beauty, you are a mean, bad person
- 57:21Speaker 1: who hates children. Right, But it's well, I don't see
- 57:26Speaker 1: I haven't I haven't revisited anything remotely Charlie and the
- 57:30Speaker 1: Chocolate Factory in a very very long time. I know that,
- 57:34Speaker 1: like Willy Wonka is like a villain, but he's a
- 57:38Speaker 1: villain in a different way than the Witches are villains,
- 57:41Speaker 1: and in a different way than Miss trunch Ball is
- 57:44Speaker 1: presented as a villain. I so take this with a
- 57:48Speaker 1: grain of salt because I haven't revisited in a while,
- 57:51Speaker 1: but just my memory of because I read those books
- 57:53Speaker 1: and watched the movies, and he's definitely a villain, but
- 57:57Speaker 1: he's more like he's a trickster. Uh, you like him,
- 58:01Speaker 1: but you are never you know, like Miss Trench Bull
- 58:04Speaker 1: and Um, I think Angelica Houston's character are highly reclaimable characters,
- 58:09Speaker 1: but they're meant to be despicable, like from the first
- 58:12Speaker 1: moment you see them, where I feel like Willy Wonka,
- 58:15Speaker 1: you're no matter what form he appears, and you're supposed
- 58:19Speaker 1: to still kind of like him even though he's an asshole.
- 58:22Speaker 1: So that's, you know, a very rold Doll thing. It's
- 58:28Speaker 1: so wild to me. I mean it's like, I love
- 58:31Speaker 1: I love the character of Matilda and the fact that
- 58:35Speaker 1: Jim Henson was so deeply involved in making these like
- 58:39Speaker 1: horrific anti Semitic prosthetics, and yet this is the same
- 58:42Speaker 1: person who gave us Miss Piggy. I just I'm like, uh, hello,
- 58:47Speaker 1: it doesn't whatever. I'm not I can't lose sleep sleep
- 58:50Speaker 1: over it at this time. Um, we're tired. Yeah, but
- 58:55Speaker 1: I mean, and and just to sort of close the
- 58:58Speaker 1: loop on the misogyny of it all. So this is
- 59:01Speaker 1: I mean, this is a very very white movie. I
- 59:04Speaker 1: believe that there are some women of color in the
- 59:07Speaker 1: background who appear. I think that there are a few
- 59:10Speaker 1: witches who are not white, but you only witches first
- 59:14Speaker 1: of all. Um, even outside of that, like I feel
- 59:17Speaker 1: it feels just like, yeah, most of the women who
- 59:21Speaker 1: are afraid of mice are maternal or blonde, all of
- 59:26Speaker 1: the like, any woman who expresses anything is either maternal
- 59:32Speaker 1: or blonde, and that's just how the world works in
- 59:37Speaker 1: Mr Bean's hotel. I don't like it. Um, I do
- 59:42Speaker 1: want to Well, let's let's talk about Grandma really quick,
- 59:47Speaker 1: because there's a lot of ways to come back Grandma.
- 59:51Speaker 1: I do think that she and Angelica Houston are the
- 59:56Speaker 1: most motivated characters in the movie. Sure, which is which? Which?
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: Which is? Like? You know whatever? For me, all the
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: fucking anti semitism, uh cancels out anything that I would
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: like about it. But you know, I can I can
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: respect that the two most motivated characters are women. I
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: sort of wish that if that's the case, then like
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: lean into that rivalry more like I don't know why
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: we're with I I know what, Ever, like you needed
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: a child protagonist as the World Doll book, but I'm
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: just like, I don't really give a shit about Luke.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: He's very just there, and I guess that the mouse
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: practical effects are cool, but like I just didn't I
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: don't know. I was like, the grandma is the more
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: interesting character, but also she's the one that's like sharing
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: this misogynist uh theory she's been forming for her entire
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: life at the beginning, So you're like, well, that's I
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't hate the grandma character. Like I
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: thought it was cool that at every step she did
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: believe her grandson when he and no one ever believes
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: children in books also very often in real life. I
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: think that that is always a valuable thing to include
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: in children's media of like just a kid, something weird,
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: specific horrible happening to a kid and having them be
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: believed by an adult they love. That's very important. That's nice.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: But she's a conspirace, like it's it's all very weird.
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: But she basically says, like, be wary of any woman
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: you come across a little boy, because there's a chance
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: she might be a witch. So I have a fundamental
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: distrust of women right right and literally. And at first
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: I was like you gol. Lucacy was like that can't
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: be true. It was like Luke's living in the year.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: And then she's like, no, we gotta roll that clock backwards.
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: Don't trust a woman in the entire world. Um, it's
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: so bizarre. I do like there and and and the
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: other thing. I'll hand too to Grandma. I guess in
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: the book she's grandmama. They give they give people names
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: in the movie, they didn't give them in the book.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: I guess everyone it's like boy, grandmama, grand witch. Um,
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: but she's named Helga. In this she has a name.
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: And when the action of the movie, because this movie
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: is like kind of like a how some funky pacing
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: to like it takes longer than I thought it was
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: going to take for him to become a mouse whatever.
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: But once that is happening, you know, like she is
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: very active in basically everything moving forward. They're working together.
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: She believes him. I think the only if the story
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: has to go the way it has to go, the
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: only thing I wish had gone differently was that she
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: should have gotten to kill Angelica Houston after all of that.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: So weird that they let Mr Bean do it, especially
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: because it's been suggested, if not overtly stated, that her
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: injury on her hand was caused by Angelica Houston, which
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: and like they had a rivalry, they recognize each other,
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: you know, So it would have been so much more
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: cathartic if Grandma was able to land the killing blow.
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: It's so bizarre to be that that that didn't happen, because, Yeah,
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: I think that Angelica Houston kind of like confirms that
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: when she goes to see like she first of all
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: triggers a diabetic attack. She's so evil in poor Grandma
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: and like walks in, She's like, oh this bitch again,
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: she's old. Now I know who this is blah blah blah,
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: which also implies that the witches are immortal. I guess
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, hard to say, but yeah, I
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: think it. I think that we're supposed to believe that
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: Angelica Houston something, whatever happened with the finger was her.
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: She didn't even get to kill her. What's the point.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: Why am I watching this movie? Um? I would The
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: other thing with the Grandma character is that so she
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: learns towards the beginning of the story that she has diabetes,
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: and I feel, and maybe this is me misinterpreting or
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: reading too far into this, but I feel like the
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: movie implies that her diabetes is making her a bad caregiver,
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: and it's like the fault of her diabetes that is
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: why Luke got caught by the witches and turned into
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: a mouse, which obviously has very ablest implications if true. Um,
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: because like there's a scene where she's like laid up
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: in bed and Luke even says like, I'm not sure
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: if it was the witches or if it was her diabetes,
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: but she was like not able to look after him,
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: and that's why he got caught by witches and turned
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: into a mouse. I don't know. I that did not
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: occur to me, but I think it is interesting. I
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: don't know, yeah, I I honestly sort of just like
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: any time I see a kid just like running around
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: and you're there, should be an adult there. I'm like, oh,
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: this movie came out in that was probably just allowed.
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: I don't know, but that but that is an interesting point.
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: I didn't think about that. There are a lot I mean,
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: there's like mostly female characters in this movie. Another one
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: I would like to talk about really quick is the
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: one that was changed and I think maybe added with
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: specificity entirely for this movie, which is um Susan the
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: Good which I didn't hear her ever be called Susan,
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: but apparently her name is Susan. I think that this
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: is like for me, like whatever, I'm old, and this
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: movie is for kids, so I'm not handing it to myself,
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: but I feel like you're told immediately that like this,
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: which isn't like the other which because she's wearing white
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: all the time, and she's blonde, and she's none of
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: the other witches where light colors or have these aryan
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: complexions which enrolled dolls. Ship is always intentional, so she's
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: the only that I could spot anyways, the only blonde
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: which and she the few times you see her, uh Eva,
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: Angelica Houston's bossing her around, being an asshole to her,
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: and then at the end, she's fed up and she
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: she leaves the dinner. So she's the only witch that
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: doesn't eat the soup and turn into a mouse. And
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: then she goes like, can you help me trace what
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: goes on there? Because she goes we see like there's like,
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: I don't know if this is I haven't seen Nicholas Rogues,
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: Like I haven't seen others of his movies. I'm like,
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: I don't know if this is his style. But there's
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: like occasionally in this movie, just like really quick shots
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: that are like supposed to be a whole scene and
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: then and then you're like, wait what they cut up
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: to Susan the good Witch at some point in the
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: middle of like the peak of the movie, and it's
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: just like her in her hotel room by herself, drinking
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: a cup of tea by herself. She doesn't even speak,
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: but you hear her thoughts for a second, which doesn't
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: happen anywhere else in the movie, and it just goes like, well,
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: I didn't want to hang out with them anyways, or
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: like whatever it was. I was like, what was that?
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: That was self bizarre? And then like that's the only
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: it's that. And then when Grandma and Luke Mouse are
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: leaving Mr Bean, sorry, Luky Mouse, Lukie Mouse are leaving
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: Mr Bean's hotel, she's like looking at them, and then
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: that's the only information you get before you find out, oh,
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: actually she's so good and you're like what I could not.
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: I think it's implied that the grand high Witch who
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: is her boss, mistreats this quote unquote good witch, and
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: so she just was fed up with being mistreated, so
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: she decides to like rebel against this evil witchery and
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: use her magic for good? Is the load chick that
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: I could kind of track? Yeah, I mean, I'm not
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: opposed to the change made to the ending. These poor
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: children have suffered enough. I don't mind there being a
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: random happy ending, but it is a very gendered happy
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: ending that that um, even though it doesn't align with
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: the story logic, it aligns with the view of women
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: that we've seen this whole time, which is that, um,
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: blonde women are nice. Yeah, so that I just wanted
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: to just even just to unpack, like they really half asked,
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: letting us know why she was good and who else
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: do we have? We have the made There's not really
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: much to say there, I think as far as uh oh,
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: this is a fun transition. Um Bruno's mom a k
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: as mom. I think she's just like she's characterized as
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: very shrill, shrill and hysterical. Yes, and that's kind of
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: unchallenged both to be fair, like a lot of world
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: roll Doll parents. They're just kind of incompetent assholes, um,
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: the both of them. But the way that they're incompetent
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: assholes is very gendered for sure. Yes, but they are
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: bad parents. Speaking of Bruno, should we talk about Bruno?
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: There we go, we have we simply have to talk
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: about Bruno. No, no, actually, let's take another quick break
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: and then we will talk about Bruno. Okay, we're back
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: and we're talking about Bruno. So Bruno. I didn't realize.
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: I was sort of wondering. I'm like, is this the
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: one Rold Doll movie where there's not whole sequence or
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: and or character dedicated to fat phobia? It is not.
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: The character is still there. Um. Yeah, this is a
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: very common theme in roll Doll's work. We talked about
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: this extensively on the Matilda episode. There's a similar character
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. If I'm remembering this correct. Yeah,
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: So he's a kid who is fat and who is
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: obsessed with food, which leads to his demise. And also
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: they much like they do with Bruno in the case
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: of Augustus group, not only is the child punished and
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: there's all of these troops that we we'll talk about.
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: But roll Doll also specifically blames the parents in every
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: case because it Bruno's parents are also, you know, covertly
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: blamed for their child not being rail Finn, which is
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: for some reason roll Doll is like so in love
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: with that idea of restriction and control. Um, but there
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: was I was reading. There's a really good Slate piece
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: about Rolled Dall and the way food is presented in
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: his entire It's by Anna Lisa Quinn and it came
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: out in UM and she she points out a lot
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: of different stuff, but she even, like I I appreciate
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: she mentions the inverse as well, because Augustus Group much whatever.
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll cover Willy Wonka at some point, but
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: all the kids in that movie represent what Roald Dahl
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: perceives to be a societal evil, usually related to consumption,
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: and uh puts that blame on children that he kills.
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: Cool except for Charlie, who is famously boring. UM. But
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: the way so Augustus Group, you know, meets his demise,
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: there's extreme body horror with him. He basically meets himself
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: to debt like it's just it's it's really the but um,
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: the inverse is also true where he talks about people
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: and children in this is Charlie who like restrict themselves
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: from eating as a very virtuous thing to do. So,
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: like when Charlie first gets a candy bar, like Roldal
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: spends a whole page describing how slowly he eats it
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: and how like much control he exerts over himself. And
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: that is like, not the reason but one of the
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: reasons that he is perceived as a more virtuous character,
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: which is just like, you fucking weirdos. Give a hungry child,
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: you're like, and that's practiced. Like, what the funk are
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: you talking about? Um? Anyways, I'll reference that piece a
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: little more, but let's talk about Bruno. Yes, so Bruno
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: is a little chubby, and this is something that he
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: is punished for by the story throughout the entire movie,
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: and the movie leans into a number of fat phobic stereotypes.
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: For example, we meet him and he's scarfing down food.
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: He is lowered in by the witches with the promise
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: of several candy bars. He loves food so much that
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: he doesn't notice that he got turned into a mouse
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: because he's too distracted by food. Yeah, um, when there's
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: not a single line with him that passes without him
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: noticing the nearest food he is not, He's like, I mean,
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: I guess like I wanted Luke to be. I wanted
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: all the kids to be more upset than they were mice.
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: Why are all the kids so fine with bi Literally
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: the end, Luke's like, oh, yeah, I'm probably I'm gonna
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: die any day now, but it's all good, and You're
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: just like, what the fuck. They're both like, oh, we
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: don't have to go to school or do homework anymore.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: Being a mouse is awesome. It's like, and you're never
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: gonna have sex, like what they well, it's something that
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: I was like, that's what I mean. It maybe that
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: they're nine, that's not on their minds, but just like
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: saying that sucks. But anyways, but but yeah, I mean, brute.
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: The way that Bruno is unbothered about it is by
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: only talking about food, which is also the only thing
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: that he talked about when he was a human child. Yes,
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: there's also when mouse Bruno and mouse Luke are running
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: away from the witches, Bruno complains about having to run.
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: He says it gives him indigestion. He doesn't like it.
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: He's um. He says something like, no more sports because
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: they're running away to safety. Um. And then and then
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: the last time we see his character on screen is
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: Luke's grandma telling Bruno that he needs to go on
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: a diet and then I know. And then Bruno saying
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: to his mom, Oh, mom, you always wanted me to
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: lose weight. Well, now I'm a mouse, and she as
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: if to say, I lost a bunch of weight because
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: I'm a rodent now. Um, and she's like, I'm hysterical,
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: So I can't respond to that at this time. But um,
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: and I think that, like when I mean, everyone's transformation
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: into a mouse is horrific. But I felt I felt
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: like the way that Bruno was transformed was also pointed
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: in the way that it was designed because his like
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: belly is exposed, whereas when Luke is transformed into a mouse,
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: you don't even really see it. You're just kind of
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: like the camera is is untransformed and he's naked, questioned naked,
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: and you're like, did what did I just see? I
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: was like, I'm not going to rewind that, but I'm
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: I'm like, I like that one I was just like,
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: I'm not touching that one. I don't want the fuck.
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: I hope I was wrong, but yeah, I'm like, well,
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: I'm not sure what I saw, but he's definitely naked,
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: and we maybe saw too much. UM. Basically the point
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: is this story, and it seems like most, if not all,
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: of Rhodol's work are making very harsh judgments against fat
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: and us and saying that fat people and fat kids
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: especially are ravenous. They're greedy, they're lazy, it's their fault
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: that they're fat, and being fat is a bad thing.
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: And that's a common theme throughout his work, and it's
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: very much on display here in this story, and it's
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: a very common theme across everything. But like across children's literature. UM.
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: I did a little bit of research to this end,
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: because with Roald dall Um, the examples that came to
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: mind were, um, I forget the name of the character
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: in Matilda, but the cake scene in Matilda, Augustus Gloop,
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: and now Bruno, who I recently learned exists. UM. But um,
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: fat phobia is so rampant in children's literature, especially like
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: and it's something that unfortunately, like we still need to
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: be very mindful of because all this ship is getting
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: readapted because you're not allowed to write a new story
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: any so whatever, I'm being a drama queen, but you
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: know this is being readapted. So I found piece by
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: Rebecca Rabinowitz. She wrote something called Who's that Fat Kid?
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: Fat Politics and Children's Literature for the Children's Book Council
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: Diversity Blog UM, and she kind of um unpacks a
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: lot of tropes that are leveraged against fat or just
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: not finned children in general. In books, they're often characterized
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: as of lower intelligence. They're characterized as hyper fixated on
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: food and defined by hunger and or fatness, and they're
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: very often found to be either bullies or the victims
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: of bullying. And I honestly as I didn't I I
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: don't know if the bully trope ever really like clocked
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: for me. But then when she unpacked it, I was like, oh,
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: that actually makes sense. She's uh. Basically every bully in
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: the Harry Potter books is fat. There's Dudley Crab and Goyle.
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: Um are all kids that are not rayl fin like
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: Harry Potter and our Luke um. And then there's also
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: a lot of fat characters that are bullied. It's just whatever.
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: It's just like defining someone by their experience. Um. It's
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: been found that anti fat attitudes begin as early as
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: age three, and another study found that children are less
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: likely to want to be friends with fat characters, which
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: is not the fault of the children, it's the fault
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: of how fat characters are presented to them, and and
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: also that they're very rarely main characters. Um, there's always
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: they're either a best friend or a bully or uh,
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: you know, side character that a thin hero needs to
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: rescue from bullying. So I just wanted to shout out that, Um,
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: Rebecca Rabinowitz piece, it was very helpful. Also just rolled
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: all Um loves to talk about, like James and the
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: Giant Peach. Also, like there's just there's just so much
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: is his obsession with people's body sizes and food and
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: the restriction thereof I'll say it, I'm glad he's dead. Uh, well,
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: he would rather be dead than fat, and so he
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: got his wish. Okay, bye, yeah, good riddance. So yeah yeah.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: The last thing I want to just touch on a
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: bit more is the just witches and the representation of
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: them in media. We've talked about the portrayal of which
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: is in other episodes such as The Love Witch, and
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: of course I think that that's probably where we did
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: at the best, The VIC and The Love which yeah,
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: iconic episodes. Sorry, I was just thinking of other movies
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: we've covered that had witches, but I don't think that
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: we got as in depth hocus Pocus the Craft, which
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: is of Eastwick the Craft. We've covered a lot of
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: witch movies. There's well, because all women are witches, um,
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: and I mean, and that's a fact. I love the
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: right kind of witch media, you know, is it can
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: be some of the greatest ship in the world. But
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: but that is not often how which is are presented
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: in media. So we've talked about the various tropes that
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: surround which characters and stories about which is. Um. We've
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: unpacked a little bit the historical context of people, usually women,
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: who have been perceived as being witches and the literal
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: witch hunts that have happened throughout history. I've referenced this
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: book before. I'll recommend it again, the book which is
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: Sluts Feminists by Kristen J. Sole, which dives into that
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: historical context and, among among other things, but basically, again,
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: people and especially women throughout history who have just not
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: fit the mold of very rigid gender roles and expectations,
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: and that ranges from anything to like interest or profession,
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: their sexuality. They're just physical presentation, all manner of things,
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: and just a fundamental misunderstanding of women in their bodies
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: has led to the perception that a bunch of women
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: must be witches. This movie leans into a lot of
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: those tropes because it, you know, it demonizes women who
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: don't want children, It demonizes older women, it demonizes The
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: movie doesn't come out and say this, really, but if
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: it seems like all these women are also unmarried, I
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: think that kind of comes with a territory of like,
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: I guess that I I can't prove that they are
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: unmarried and childless, but I would. I would put money
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: on that that's what we're supposed to believe, because any
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: woman we know that has a child or married, we
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: see them with their husband or their kid. I think
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: that there's also just like a thing with which is that.
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: I'm sure we've talked about this at some point, but
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: not only is it, you know, a way to rationalize
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: not adhering to the rigid expectations of women across cultures.
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: And that's like another thing where it's like we are
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: so focused on um, you know, characters who are white,
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: who are which is when? Which culture is with with?
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: I think very few exceptions a universal thing. Misogyny really
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: is everywhere in most places and has been forever. But
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: I think it it also is like in uh meant
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: to inherently discourage or to imply that, um, women talking
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: to each other means something bad. It is like a
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: force of evil for women to talk to each other
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: because whatever, You don't want them to start getting ideas
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: uh and talk to each other about how scary the
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: men around them might be. Well, that's I literally was
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: thinking about because I'm always thinking about hot dogs. But
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: there's a thing that I, um, there's a story that
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: I talk about in the Hot Dog Book, which you
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: can pre order now. Yeah, do it. So. One of
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: the anecdotes that really stuck out to me that I
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: know I've told you before, UM is the creator of
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: Auntie AND's Pretzels, who are famous for their pretzel dogs,
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: was from an Amish community, UM, where women are you know,
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: not encouraged to talk to each other, especially about something traumatic,
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: and there's a lot of shame, as there are in
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: across most religions. I'm not trying to target the Amish
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: community specifically. Sure she you know, she she was being
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: abused by a priest in the community, and it wasn't
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: until she spoke to the community of women that she
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: found out everyone was being abused by the priest and
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: the priest was weaponizing the inherent shame that came with
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: religion and also communing among women that you know protected him. Well,
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: if women commune, they become a coven and are which
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: is right. I mean, it's just sucking, but it's like,
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: it's true. It's just it's ridiculous. But yeah, yeah, all
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: this to say that women have been perceived as witches
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: throughout history and punished and killed for it time and
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: time again because they defy gender roles and expectations, and
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: then harmful tropes in media and and you know, entertainment
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: and literature, cinema, etcetera have arisen a rose. I don't
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: don't remember it sounds good how to speak, but they've
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: emerged over the years without like challenging all the sexism
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: inherent in perceiving women as witches. And they're just like, yeah, no,
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: witches are evil and a lot of women are witches,
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: and therefore a lot of women are evil and this movie,
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: this story just presents that as a simple fact. So yes,
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: and I think that it is just like a I
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: don't know, I I understand why. And also it's like
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: I hate I need to stop thinking of like what
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: are people going to be mad at us about now? Um,
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: But just for the sake of saying it, we understand
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: that this is a very campy movie. There are a
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: lot of elements of this movie that are really really reclaimable,
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: Like sure, but it's our job to get the text.
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: And this is, you know, based on really anti semitic
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: children's book. So um, you know, I I understand why
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: people like this movie. I understand why it's campy, but
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: we just don't have any attachment to it. I fear right,
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: that's it's true. Um. Another like trope that gets leaned
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: into is like the woman or the witch as a
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: sed actress to like kind of lure someone in This
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: happened in the Vivich where sometimes the Viviach presents, as
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: you know, of a traditionally beautiful seductress who's like walking
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: around naked in the woods to lure people in. But
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: then when you see her in her quote unquote true form,
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: that's leaning into another trope, which is an older woman
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: who does not you know, have a victorious secret model body.
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: Um is evil and scary. Uh So the director Nicholas
- 1:26:58Speaker 1: Rogue deliberately costumed Angelica Houston too, like have you know
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: she's wearing like a sleek black dress which like shows
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: Cleavagh's mortisia hang out. Yeah, right, and um, that was
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: a very deliberate choice. He wanted the grand high witch
- 1:27:15Speaker 1: when she's like Angelica Houston, uh and not a horrible
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: anti Semitic stereotype to have sex appeal. And then and
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: then you see like is it Bruno's dad who's hitting
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: on Angelica Houston in various scenes? Yes, and then you
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: get a dirty look from Bruno's mom. Um, Yeah, I
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: mean that's at least if I'm going to reclaim one
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: of those elements, I guess that that's one of the
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: more reclaimable things. To me is like you know, I
- 1:27:46Speaker 1: feel like whatever, that's a two pronged thing for me,
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: where it's like sometimes it's like yeah, especially because this
- 1:27:53Speaker 1: is written, scripted, designed and shaped entirely by men. I
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: feel like there is this assumption that it is scary.
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: A scary thing of woman can do is like manipulate
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: you with her body and sexuality. But also I like when, uh,
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: when that does happen because all of the men too,
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: If nothing else, all of the men in this movie
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: are pretty incompetent and and horny. Yeah, horny and incompetent
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: and like horrible basically useless. Like it's the kids, and um,
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: the women are fully the only like you know, active characters.
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: Like there's things that like Mr Bean tries to do,
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: but he's not really successful in any of it. And
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: the same goes for Bruno's dad, and those are kind
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: of the only male characters. And so sure that's fun.
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: Uh And what I I mean Angelica Houston, I just
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: love her so much. I just yeah, but this movie
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: is not not good to do anything else. I don't
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: think so me either, Yeah, I I this movie does
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: pass the back toll test, not as much as I
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: would have thought. There's a lot of Grandma and Luke,
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: Grandmat and Luke, Bruno and Luke, and then Angelica Houston
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: will talk to other witches but we don't know who
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: most of what most of their names are true. I
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: would say that the only witches that are remotely characterized
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: are her Eva and kind of Susan and a few
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: of their exchanges would pass. But on in such an
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: overwhelmingly you know, women driven movie, Um, I kind of
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: thought it would happen more. It does happen though. Yeah. True,
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: But how about that nipple scale of ours? Wow, that's
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: what really counts. That's a really major metric here, boy,
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: I mean, so zero to five nipples. Based on examining
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: the movie through an interest actional feminist lens, yeah, I would.
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: I would say between the blatant anti semitism, sexism, and
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: fat phobia, you know, not not going to get very
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: high marks. If you don't have any attachment to this movie,
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: I wouldn't watch it. I don't know. There's so many
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: better movies that have the themes that this movie is mishandling.
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: Like I love body horror, I just don't like what
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: it's anti semitic, like, you know, like there's there's just
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: for anything that the people hold onto for nostalgic reasons
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: to this movie. There is a movie that does the
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: same thing better so if you haven't seen it, Honestly,
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: I wouldn't bother skip it. Yeah, but I guess you know.
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: I like the Little Mouse puppets. I mean the hands. Yeah,
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: there's uh whatever though no funck the mice. I don't know.
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: I just like this movie. This movie, I didn't like it.
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: It's uh, it's doing a lot of bad things. Um,
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: I'll give it any nippies. I'll give it one nipple
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: for it's potentially reclaimable stuff. Mostly I just love Angelica Houston.
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: But maybe it doesn't even deserve nipple. I'll drop it
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: down to a half nipple and I'll give it to
- 1:31:24Speaker 1: Angelica Houston as Morticia Adams. Yeah, I'm gonna do it
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: half as well. I just, uh, it like, is not
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: that this super matters, but just personally griping it annoys
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: me when there's like a movie that I feel like
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: I should like because I love body horror and I
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: love casts of women doing evil shit, and I love
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: Angelica Houston and so you know, on its face, but
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: it's just like it just pissed me off to watch.
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: I didn't like it for all the reasons We've been
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: talking about for two hours now. So I'm just gonna
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: give it a half nipple for camp and I'm gonna
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: give it to the mom who gets you know, nuked
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: in the first two seconds of the movie. Um, I
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: didn't know what her name was, but she was I
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: did appreciate that she was like Grandma stopped telling Luke
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: all your misogynist conspiracy theories, and Grandma was like, yeah, yeah,
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: so I'll give it. I'll give it to her, but
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: um yeah, this this bummed me out. This bummed me out.
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: So uh, that's the Witches. Oh the thing. I was
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: gonna say, well, we'll talk about it in on a
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: Matrion episode. But the reason that we cannot because I
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: honestly I would have watched movie. So here's a little PostScript.
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: I would have watched thee to prepare for this episode.
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: But you literally, at least in the US, I'm pretty
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: sure this is true across the board. You literally cannot.
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: It is media that came out less than two years
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: ago that is no longer available anymore. You can't because
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: there is like this horrible thing going on right now
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: that is like I researched it very intensely because the
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: production of a show I'm working on is like really
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: tied up in all of this ship. But Warner Brothers
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: and HBO, they're like legally making existing you know, art,
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: whether it's good or not. Because I hear that, but
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: but you shouldn't be allowed to disappear. You know a
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: movie that came out two years ago, it's just absolutely
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: and it's not being done because it was offensive. It
- 1:33:40Speaker 1: was not being done because it wasn't good. Bad movies
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: exist fucking everywhere. It's being done because it is like
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: a corporate loophole that was just made possible by the
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: Supreme Court a couple of years ago that allows huge
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: companies like Warner Brothers and like HBO to make stuff
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: disappear in order to not pay taxes, in order to
- 1:34:02Speaker 1: consolidate money and not pay taxes. So it's all a
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: fucking like if you watch the movie and hated it,
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: I wish I could have watched it and hated it too,
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: because it's just like I think it's corporate evil, and
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: I think it's really disrespectful to people who worked hard
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: and made a whole fucking movie. Even if that movie sucks.
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: You shouldn't be allowed to disappear something like that. Um,
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: And it's been happening to a lot of people, so
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: I'm just personally piste off about it. And literally, as
- 1:34:32Speaker 1: we were recording this cartoon network got shut down. So
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: what Yeah, I'm a fucking animation writer. I just like,
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: I hate this ship so much. Um, so the Witches,
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: you know, the Witch is. Will it be missed very much?
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: Probably not? But but you know, CEO shouldn't get to
- 1:34:49Speaker 1: decide what art exists in the world and what doesn't.
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: That's a fucking nasty precedent and I hate it. Uh
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: And on that note, goodbye, Yes, uh, thanks for listening. Um.
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- 1:37:08Speaker 1: It's exciting. Um. So that was the Witches. Thank you
- 1:37:11Speaker 1: for staying for my corporate rage PostScript and we'll we'll
- 1:37:16Speaker 1: see you next week. Bye bye bye