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#0208_ STORY INSPIRE: Snap, Kapital, Pop — Social Media, Money, Politics & Dark Humor · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Tim Dillon Show. The
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  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle controversy keeps going. It rolls on no matter
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  Speaker 1: what else we should be talking about. Dave Chappelle's Netflix
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  Speaker 1: special has become the focal point of the media in
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  Speaker 1: this country. It is not the rapidly rising prices of utilities,
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  Speaker 1: of food. It is not the massive homelessness problem. It
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  Speaker 1: is not the inability of the government in Washington to function.
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  Speaker 1: It is not any of those things. It is the
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  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle Netflix special where there are employees of Netflix
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  Speaker 1: who are angry at this, staging a walkout of the special.
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  Speaker 1: So it is a special that I, full disclosure, have
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  Speaker 1: not seen all of. I watched a little bit of it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's a master. Was it the funniest thing
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  Speaker 1: in the world? No. Is he expressing an opinion held
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  Speaker 1: by the vast majority of human beings about men and women? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: But the CEO of Netflix, Ted Sarandos, who's Greek, right?
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  Speaker 2: I believe so, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting. So, because there's not a lot of successful Greek people.
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  Speaker 1: There's really not.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: The vast majority of Greeks are not doing well. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: But some of them are, right? They own diners, but
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  Speaker 1: they're more working class people. And Ted Sarandos, good for him.
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  Speaker 1: There's John Stamos. There's a few of them. A couple, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Rita Wilson, Tom Hanks' wife. It's not a huge group.
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  Speaker 1: So Ted Sarandos, Greek, Giannis Papas, Greek, defended Dave Chappelle
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  Speaker 1: and said, listen, guys... Um, we're going to put out things.
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  Speaker 1: You may not like them. We don't think it's going
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  Speaker 1: to lead, uh, to, uh, real world violence against trans people.
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  Speaker 1: That was basically the gist of his, uh, statement. Um,
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  Speaker 1: Netflix chief again, defend Chappelle special quote content doesn't directly
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  Speaker 1: translate to real world harm. He said, we have Dave
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  Speaker 1: Chappelle on our platform. We also have Hannah Gadsby and
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  Speaker 1: then Hannah Gadsby who we don't know where she's been, uh,
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  Speaker 1: She's somewhere in Australia enforcing a lockdown, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: that much. Where is she? She's in New Zealand, right? Blinking? Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Hannah Gadsby, who's... She's atypical, neurodivergent, whatever. She's not always
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  Speaker 1: with us. And when she is with us, she says
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  Speaker 1: some very disturbing things and then goes back to where
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  Speaker 1: she lives. And that's great. But she doesn't really know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. She's kind of fuzzy. It just seems
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  Speaker 1: like she's like a fuzzy photograph, right? Her hair is
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  Speaker 1: never quite done. She's just kind of law. And this
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  Speaker 1: is why it is. Mullen does a great impression of her.
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  Speaker 1: But every now and then she gets real fired up,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when someone insults Greta Thunberg or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She gets real fired up when a white guy does
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  Speaker 1: something bad. So she looked at Ted Sarandos. She's like,
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  Speaker 1: fuck him. And she literally said, uh, she said, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Ted Sarandos, just a quick note to let you know
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  Speaker 1: that I would prefer if you didn't drag my name
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  Speaker 1: in your mess. Now I have to deal with even
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  Speaker 1: more of the hate and anger that Dave Chappelle's fans
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  Speaker 1: like to unleash on me. Every time gave gets $ 20
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  Speaker 1: million to process his emotionally stunted, partial worldview. Um, Fuck
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  Speaker 1: you and your amoral algorithm cult. I do... What? With
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  Speaker 1: more backbone than you? What is that word?
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  Speaker 2: I can do more... Shits?
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  Speaker 1: I can do more shits with more backbone than you.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: But this is what I mean. She's not fully with us.
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  Speaker 1: She's not fully with us. And God bless her. She's
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  Speaker 1: a child of God. She goes, that's just a joke.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely didn't cross along because you just told the
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  Speaker 1: world there isn't one. Gadsby captured her post. Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: watched the whole thing. Leave me alone. Trans is beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Comedy is dead. I killed it. Those are the hashtags.
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  Speaker 2: It says here she's trans as well. I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I didn't either.
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  Speaker 2: I had no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea. Does she talk about this in
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  Speaker 1: the net?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember it.
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  Speaker 2: No, right?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, I want to see them... Both
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  Speaker 1: of them hash it out. You know? Who cares about
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  Speaker 1: any of this? Comedy's dumb. Stop watching it. Stop watching
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  Speaker 1: comedy specials. Get a life. Truly. Stop watching comedy specials.
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  Speaker 1: Stop watching specials. You have horrible lives. You have horrible lives.
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  Speaker 1: People are doing so much cool shit on this planet.
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  Speaker 1: Stop watching fucking anybody talk for an hour. Except this show.
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  Speaker 1: Because this is different. But the others out there are
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  Speaker 1: wasting your time. Not me. Never would. I respect you. Stop.
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  Speaker 1: Turn it off. Turn it off. And turn this on.
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  Speaker 1: They're canceling Halloween in Seattle, which makes me think, or
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  Speaker 1: not canceling it, but there's a school in Seattle where
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  Speaker 1: they're banning the Halloween parade, which makes you glad I
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  Speaker 1: own a house in Texas because, you know, it's good
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  Speaker 1: to hedge your bets and you don't know what's going
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  Speaker 1: to happen with these people. I don't know what's going
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  Speaker 1: to happen. Seattle Elementary School cancels its annual pumpkin parade
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  Speaker 1: because it, quote, I don't even understand this. Marginalizes students
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  Speaker 1: of color who don't celebrate Halloween. Who are these students
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  Speaker 1: that do not celebrate Halloween? I'm truly confused. Benjamin Franklin
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  Speaker 1: Day Elementary School. By the way, how is that still
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  Speaker 1: the name of this school? Benjamin Franklin Day Elementary School
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  Speaker 1: has canceled its upcoming Halloween parade because it, quote, marginalizes
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  Speaker 1: students of color. Administrators claim that a number of students,
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  Speaker 1: especially African-American boys, do not celebrate Halloween and feel excluded.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of this. Have you heard of this?
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  Speaker 1: We have our friends on the couch. I've never heard
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  Speaker 1: that African-American boys do not celebrate Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: No, never heard that.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of that.
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  Speaker 2: Unless they're Muslim, perhaps.
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  Speaker 1: I guess, but I don't even know. What about all
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  Speaker 1: the gang initiations on Halloween? There's tons of gang initiations
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  Speaker 1: on Halloween, and I think African-American boys probably participate in that,
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  Speaker 1: as do white boys and many young men. So I
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  Speaker 1: hope we're not canceling that. As a school with a
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  Speaker 1: foundational beliefs around equity for our students and families. See,
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  Speaker 1: this doesn't, I don't even understand what this means here.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get rid of the pumpkin parade event. We're getting
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  Speaker 1: rid of the pumpkin parade and requesting that students do
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  Speaker 1: not come to school in costumes. And I think part
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  Speaker 1: of it is that certain kids don't have money for costumes.
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  Speaker 1: But that was always the way it was. Forever, there's
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  Speaker 1: been Halloween parades where kids would show up and some
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  Speaker 1: of the kids had really cool costumes. Some of the
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  Speaker 1: kids came in with costumes their parents made. And then
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  Speaker 1: there was the dirty kid. There's a kid named Ryan.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to say his name. He was dirty, filthy.
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  Speaker 1: And he would come in, white guy, Irish kid, and
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  Speaker 1: he would come in filthy. And his parents would just
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  Speaker 1: beat him every day and night. And they would piss
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  Speaker 1: on him. And he never had anything. And he would
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  Speaker 1: come to school and... He always looked, like, high, but
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  Speaker 1: he was never high. But I think he was just
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  Speaker 1: getting beaten so much, and he was malnourished. He used
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  Speaker 1: to eat, like, pixie sticks and Fun Dip. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it was bad. So this kid Ryan would come, and
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  Speaker 1: he'd be embarrassed because he'd be like, oh, it's Halloween.
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  Speaker 1: I don't fucking... I forgot. And it was rough. It
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  Speaker 1: was very sad. But then, like, the teachers would give him, like,
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  Speaker 1: a pumpkin mask so he could do the parade with
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  Speaker 1: everybody else. So this poor kid who smelled like beer
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  Speaker 1: piss from a bar and who was still bloody from
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  Speaker 1: the parents just kicking the shit out of him would
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  Speaker 1: just put on a pumpkin mask and walk away. Why,
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  Speaker 1: if you cancel it, his life's not gonna get better.
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  Speaker 1: That's my point. His life doesn't get better. Ryan's parents
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  Speaker 1: don't decide to love him. They don't even know the
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  Speaker 1: parade's happening. They don't give a shit. So he would
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  Speaker 1: be sad, kind of. He would be sad. I remember
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  Speaker 1: we went to his house once to smoke cigarettes. And
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  Speaker 1: he goes, my house is kind of messy. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, but I hang out at Rosie's, the crack house,
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  Speaker 1: three doors down from him. He goes, right, right. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. We don't care. But we went in
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  Speaker 1: there and you could see just cereal and bad cigarettes,
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  Speaker 1: like ashtrays overflowing with cigarettes. Like he had a bad life.
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  Speaker 1: Certain kids have a bad life. It's very, very hard,
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  Speaker 1: you know? And he was the type of kid who
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  Speaker 1: they're talking about, like not, not, you know, privileged. didn't
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  Speaker 1: have parents that cared, and didn't show up with the uniform.
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  Speaker 1: You know? I mean, I'm sorry, with the Halloween costume.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't have... So the teachers would, like, give him...
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  Speaker 1: Because they had those little pumpkin masks. They were plastic,
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  Speaker 1: and they would go on.
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  Speaker 2: With the one string?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was one string. It was not a lot.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't good. But then there was, like... There was
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  Speaker 1: a girl who was, like, 600 pounds. They dressed her
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  Speaker 1: as a princess. Like, her parents brought her in, and
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  Speaker 1: she was just, like, walking around as a princess. And then, like,
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  Speaker 1: most of the kids had masks, right? Cool kids have masks. Like,
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  Speaker 1: Freddy Krueger, like, fuck it. Yeah, we're going to kill you.
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  Speaker 1: It's Halloween. And then, like, the fat girl, like, the
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  Speaker 1: real fat one, her name was Jennifer. She'd go like this. Like,
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  Speaker 1: she would just do this every day with her head.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why. It might have been a thing,
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  Speaker 1: but she would go like this every day. I know
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  Speaker 1: what you mean. She would just do this every single
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  Speaker 1: day like this. and they put her in a princess
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  Speaker 1: outfit and she would walk like this, and then Ryan,
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  Speaker 1: who smelled like piss, would have his little thing. It
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  Speaker 1: was nice, is my point. It was a nice day.
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  Speaker 1: and you can't ruin this. It's not, you can't take
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  Speaker 1: this away for kids. Not everybody. It's insane. Everyone celebrates Halloween.
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  Speaker 1: Halloween is about eating candy and fucking smashing Fucking car
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  Speaker 1: windows or throwing eggs, shaving cream, vandalism. The idea that
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  Speaker 1: you would just vandalize things. It's a beautiful idea. And
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: these are people that are pro-vandalism. They love vandalism. Well,
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  Speaker 1: where do you think people get the itch? It starts
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  Speaker 1: with Halloween. They don't just get into Antifa. You start
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  Speaker 1: with Halloween. You do a few, you know, a couple
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  Speaker 1: of eggs, a little shaving cream on the stop sign.
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  Speaker 1: And then you, you know, you graduate to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: federal banks in Portland. But I don't understand why they're
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  Speaker 1: taking this away. Is there any reasoning for this at all?
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  Speaker 1: Is there any reasoning?
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  Speaker 2: They decided to cancel the event this year because it
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  Speaker 2: would be upsetting for children who can't afford a costume.
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  Speaker 2: That's all it is.
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  Speaker 1: But then just buy them costumes, you cheap fucks. Why
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  Speaker 1: not buy them costumes?
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  Speaker 2: Well, also they cite the loud noise levels and crowds
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  Speaker 2: are triggering for some children.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that I agree with. I don't like the noise.
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  Speaker 1: Get rid of it. I do agree with that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like the noise at all. That's a very good point.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, we'll have to skip it this year.
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  Speaker 1: Moving on, we have a feel-good story. That's a very
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  Speaker 1: good point. I didn't realize that. They yell and scream.
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  Speaker 1: It is disgusting. We have a feel-good story now coming
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  Speaker 1: out of Austin, Texas. Now, we try to find these stories.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: God help us because, as you know, things in the
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  Speaker 1: country are not good. Inflation, the price of a McGriddle
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  Speaker 1: now is, what, $ 38? One McGriddle, $ 38. It's bad. And
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  Speaker 1: the government just keeps telling you that if you complain
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  Speaker 1: about inflation, you're a Nazi white supremacist. And the press
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  Speaker 1: secretary is always like, what is it? I'm sorry that
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: your gun is costing you too much money this month. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of, you know, the chicken wings are they've
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  Speaker 1: gone up. My family likes chicken wings. But the price
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  Speaker 1: of everything is going up. Food and gas and the
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  Speaker 1: supply chains are broken down. Quote, almost everything a person
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  Speaker 1: needs to buy is more expensive. Blame the pandemic. The
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  Speaker 1: supply chains have broken down. We have all kinds of chaos. Now,
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  Speaker 1: can you play the video of this woman? Let's play
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  Speaker 1: this woman who's being interviewed outside a grocery store. There's
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  Speaker 1: nothing better than when you get a person outside of
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  Speaker 1: a grocery store to give an opinion. Quote, everything has
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  Speaker 1: gone sky high from groceries to gas prices skyrocketing and
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  Speaker 1: could get worse.
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  Speaker 5: We go.
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  Speaker 1: More than expected on everything from food to housing to gas.
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  Speaker 2: At this point, it is.
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  Speaker 1: Very hard to ignore.
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  Speaker 2: Everywhere we go, things are more expensive.
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  Speaker 1: So how much more can prices go up and what's
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  Speaker 1: causing this rapid inflation? Tonight, Christina Rex set out to
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  Speaker 1: get some answers.
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  Speaker 6: Prices are ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: The meat is above and beyond.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 5: It's gone sky high.
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  Speaker 2: Everything has gone sky high and it's extremely sad. Have
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  Speaker 2: you noticed it too?
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  Speaker 1: The meat is above and beyond. And my husband likes meat.
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  Speaker 1: And I make a meat, and I've made a meat
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  Speaker 1: for my entire life. I brown it with butter in
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  Speaker 1: a pan. And it's sky high now. We eat six
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  Speaker 1: pounds of meat a week, and now I can't afford it.
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  Speaker 1: And I made a salad the other day, and my
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  Speaker 1: husband grabbed me by the throat. And he took my
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  Speaker 1: head and he mushed it. You ever mush someone? He
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  Speaker 1: mushed my face. He didn't hit me, but he mushed me.
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  Speaker 1: He mushed me into the wall. And he said, you
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  Speaker 1: better find a way to make this work. It's sky high. Well,
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  Speaker 1: this woman, I mean, again, they're outside of a store
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  Speaker 1: called Market Basket. God help us. But it's sad because
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  Speaker 1: people need groceries and they're too expensive now. And You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's very unfortunate. All this stuff is going on, and
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  Speaker 1: this is the result of a breakdown in the supply chain.
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  Speaker 1: There's other people blaming the pandemic. They're saying the simplest
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  Speaker 1: explanation is everyone has been cooped up for a year
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  Speaker 1: and not spending as much as they ordinarily would. And
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  Speaker 1: now we all decided at the same time we wanted
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  Speaker 1: to go out and spend money on things, said Tony Cookson,
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  Speaker 1: co-director of the Center for Research on Consumer Financial Decision-Making. Quote,
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  Speaker 1: when we all decide to do that at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: the issue is the economy needs to provide us with
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  Speaker 1: all those goods. We don't have unlimited capacity to do that. Well,
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: then there's also the thing we have less people working.
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  Speaker 1: You have a lot of people now, and this is
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: probably a good thing in the long term. They have
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  Speaker 1: more leverage. Workers have more leverage, and they're striking now
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  Speaker 1: because there are less workers. And Kellogg's, you hear about this?
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  Speaker 1: They are striking a cut. Now, I don't know the
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  Speaker 1: specifics of this. I can't imagine I'm going to side
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  Speaker 1: with Kellogg's. But the workers want benefits. They want retirement packages.
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  Speaker 1: They want days off. And Kellogg's cereal is basically coming
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  Speaker 1: out and saying, fuck you. We'll move the jobs to Mexico.
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  Speaker 1: And then denying it. They're saying, we didn't say that.
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  Speaker 1: Find Ben the statement from Kellogg's cereal. Kellogg's put out
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  Speaker 1: a statement. There's people standing in the rain. I believe
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  Speaker 1: it's in Omaha, Nebraska. And they're protesting and they're saying,
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  Speaker 1: we want better hours. We want more money. We want
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  Speaker 1: better benefits. And then Kellogg's has a counterpoint to all that.
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  Speaker 1: And they put out a video where they were just
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  Speaker 1: basically like, what you need to do is keep your
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  Speaker 1: mouth shut.
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  Speaker 2: Is this it right here?
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  Speaker 1: I believe so. Battle Creek, Michigan. Kellogg Company today is
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  Speaker 1: publicly addressing the terms of its master labor contract negotiation
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  Speaker 1: with it. So they're sending out Chris Bonner. Chris Bonner,
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  Speaker 1: I guess, is an executive at.
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  Speaker 1: Is that her? Is she an executive?
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  Speaker 2: It says Kellogg Company spokesperson. This is the person they hired.
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  Speaker 1: She's the spokesperson. She's going to soften the message. Because
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  Speaker 1: the guy, you can't bring out Mr. Kellogg. He'll be like,
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  Speaker 1: fuck these commie faggots. You can't do that. You can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. Put the hoses on them. Turn the hoses.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, let's talk about building a family. Turn the
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  Speaker 1: hoses on. In my day, we had dogs. We took
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  Speaker 1: hoses and sprayed them. So this is Chris Bonner. She's
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  Speaker 1: the spokesperson for the Kellogg's cereal company that is trying
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  Speaker 1: very hard to retain the slave labor.
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  Speaker 8: We value all our employees and recognize their efforts.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, first of all, could anyone look? Couldn't
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  Speaker 1: they have gotten anyone else to do this than this Karen?
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  Speaker 1: Look at this woman. This woman could not effectively communicate anything.
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  Speaker 1: They have billions of dollars and they can't get anyone
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  Speaker 1: better than her. We value all of our employees. Let's
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  Speaker 1: continue this.
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  Speaker 8: Especially during this global pandemic. We are deeply concerned that
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  Speaker 8: the union at our four U.S. cereal plants has decided
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  Speaker 8: to strike and what that means for our employees. Being
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  Speaker 8: away from work puts our people and their families in
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  Speaker 8: a difficult position and can create financial hardships.
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  Speaker 1: And pay them.
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  Speaker 8: Our number one priority is to get back to the
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  Speaker 8: negotiations table and reach a contract so our employees can
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  Speaker 8: get back to their jobs and their lives.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Kellogg's defense, the contract that Kellogg offered was very fair.
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  Speaker 1: You were allowed to use the bathroom twice a week.
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  Speaker 1: This was a fair contract. This is not a bad deal.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: It was a 16-hour day. With two breaks, every eight
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: hours you would take a break. The break was supervised.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: You would take a supervised break. And you would take
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: a break, which I think is nice, at your station.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: because when you go outside, they've found, they've done a
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: lot of studies that going outside has all kinds of
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: effects on the worker. They see the blue sky and
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: they get very distracted and it's very triggering. So they
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: have the break at the station and you have the
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: break and you stand there silently and it's a supervised
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: break because they, again, don't want anyone going outside or
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: making a phone call or calling home or doing anything
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: that could distract them and every eight hours you get
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: one of these breaks. Twice a week, you're allowed to
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: leave your station and use the restroom. For number two.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Number one is a catheter. So whatever you're doing, as
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: you're toasting the, I don't know what the hell they're doing,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: the Special K, as you're toasting the Corn Flakes, oh,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: that's General Mills. Kellogg's is what?
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Corn Flakes? I think it's Corn Flakes.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: No, it might be General Mills. You don't think. Find out.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: We're making, we're slandering a company. Let's at least slander
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: the right one. Hold on, hold on.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Here, I'm on their foods and brands.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Kellogg's Corn Flakes.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Corn Flakes and all kinds of stuff. So as
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: you're toasting the Corn Flakes, you will use the rest.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: You will have a catheter, meaning you will pee, and
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: then there will be a colostomy bag on your leg
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: of your, you know, of your, what's the word for piss?
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Urine?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Whatever, of your urine on the leg. And it's not
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: a big deal. Now, in terms of a vacation, In
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: terms of a vacation, they're offering a vacation at a
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Kellogg's approved facility, which will be very similar to a resort.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: But you will work during the vacation because it gives
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: you pride. It gives you dignity. Going to a resort
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: is undignified, but going to a specialized Kellogg's where you
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: will work eight hour days as opposed to 16, and
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: you will then spend time with your family. And they're
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: throwing in Frosted mini-wheats for the children at the Kellogg's
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: themed resort. It'll have a pool. It'll have fun history
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: of Kellogg's stuff on the walls and frosted mini-wheats for
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: your children. If your children get sick from eating corn
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: pops or Eggo waffles or any of their products, Fruit Loops.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I love how they have Kashi. They don't even, you know.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: But if your kids get sick They will allow you
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: an hour to take your child to the doctor. Now,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: they're not going to pay for it, but if you
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: can find the money to get your kid to the doctor,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you can leave the facility for one hour. At one
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: hour and one minute, you will forfeit your pay for
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: the week. I don't think these are bad terms. Let's
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: continue with this woman because I think she's fair.
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: That the union struck without allowing members to vote on
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: the company's October 1st offer. Kellogg's proposals have been grossly
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: misrepresented by the union in statements to their membership and
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: to media. And we want our employees to have all
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: the information they need.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: This is what they're doing. This is the real thing
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: they're offering. 9% wage increase. For legacy employees. We don't
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: even know what that means. 9%. Pathway to full legacy
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: rate and significant increases for transitional employees, which means the
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: entire company. Transitional employees, like everyone. No change to employees'
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: current health care plans. Enhanced interrogation. No, I'm kidding. Enhanced
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: retirement benefits for transitional employees. Increased pension multiplier.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: No proposals related to continuous crew or alternative work schedules.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: One week paid time off at vacation rate. One week.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Not bad. Not bad. One week paid time off. Which
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: you can spend going to the doctor with your kids.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Because let's finish this woman.
• 22:23
  Speaker 8: Need to make informed decisions. for themselves and their families.
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: Let's start with what we are not doing. Kellogg is
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: not asking employees to give up healthcare, retirement benefits, or
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: holiday and vacation pay. The fact is, we're proud that
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: most employees working under this contract have industry-leading pay and benefits,
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: and all have above-market wages and retirement. In fact, The
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: average 2020 earnings for the majority of our hourly serial
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: employees was $ 120, 000 per year. That's a complete lie. And
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: more than a third earned.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Between $ 120, 000. The math done to get to that. We're
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: all supposed to believe that a bunch of people making $ 120, 000
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: a year are... incensed, which is a complete lie. She goes,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: the average 2020 earnings for our hourly Kellogg's employees, meaning
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: they're averaging like five people who have been there forever
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: who they actually pay with everyone else. But there's no
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: way that's the case. There's no way that a bunch
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: of people are making $ 120, 000 a year in the Kellogg's
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: factory and they're all striking right now. There's just such
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: a lot. Can you imagine that?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: In Kansas, making $ 120, 000 an hour.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Our average hourly employee earns $ 5 million a year. We
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: have industry-leading pay. That can't be true.
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: 8,000 and 200,000. Most also have unparalleled, no-cost, comprehensive health insurance,
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: meaning they pay nothing for their health care. No premiums,
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: no deductibles, nothing. Less senior employees have the same health
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: insurance plan that all our salaried employees have. except they
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: pay much lower employee contributions than the rest of us.
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: A construct that was agreed upon with the union.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: So why are they doing this? Are they sociopaths? What
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: are they doing? Why are they doing it? Have they
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: lost their minds? I don't, you know?
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: What are they doing? Free healthcare, 120 grand a year.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: It sounds great.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Let's go to the employee.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Can we get a Kellogg employee? who's probably just going
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: to be full of scabs and bleeding.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's find an employee.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Just some Vietnam veteran sitting there in a wheelchair, just
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: fucking bleeding, screaming about Rice Krispie treats.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: One of them has to be on YouTube, right?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: There's got to be a Kellogg employee explaining what's going on.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: We got, you know, unless Kellogg's trying, yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: Oh, here we go.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 24:48
  Speaker 10: Well, this morning, Kellogg is no longer making cereal.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Workers have voted to strike last night.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: This strike went into effect at midnight after the union's
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: five-year contract with the company expired. News 8's Dana White
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: is live outside the Battle Creek Kellogg facility now with
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: a deeper look into this dispute.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: Emily Donovan, good morning. Members of the union voted on
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: this strike yesterday after negotiations between them and Kellogg went through.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: You can see that we have buses of employees coming
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: here this morning and the members of the strike are
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: not letting up. The contract for all facilities expired at
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: midnight and there is no new one in place. According
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: to the union's website, there are still some issues to
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: resolve in the most recent offer from Kellogg, including the
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: elimination of cost of living adjustments, the creation of permanent
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: transitional positions, no full-time benefits for those permanent workers, an
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: adjustment to the PTO policy, a holiday pay change, and
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: a plan to remove all union logos from products. We
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: spoke with one of the strike leaders this morning.
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: Everybody in this plant makes incredible sacrifices that most people
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: wouldn't understand. They work eight days a week, at least.
• 26:01
  Speaker 9: And that's months on end without a scheduled day off.
• 26:03
  Speaker 9: I mean, some people in the plant don't have a
• 26:06
  Speaker 9: scheduled day off for the entire year. So we're not
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: willing to accept that anymore.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Union leaders also allege that the most recent contract proposal
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: was never presented to the negotiating committee. They say their
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: committee is still at the table and that Kellogg sent
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: home its negotiators before posting the current offer. We reached
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: out to Kellogg.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Now there's no cereal because these people want to see
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: their kids. How lazy are these people? What's going to
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: happen if someone wants cereal? Do people not understand morality
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and what's morally right and what's morally wrong? It is
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: not right to strike and deprive people of frosted mini-wheats
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: because you think you need to go and see your
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: children for a day. So there's a guy standing in
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: a storm. And this has gone viral. Image of Kellogg's
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: worker picketing in 3 a.m. storm goes viral. Well, these
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: are the things I don't... This is like when you
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: find the kid, you know, the drone strike. They show
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: the kid in the drone strike. And they go, this
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: is why we have to fight ISIS because... And you go, what?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Um.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I do like the Tony the Tiger, I'm greedy sign.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: It is fun because you know what you can do
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: here with the strike? You can have a lot of
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: fun with the mascots. You can have a lot of
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: fun with the mascots. Like there should be a mini-wheat
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: with the hammer and sickle. You know, the communist hammer
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: and sickle? There should be a mini-wheat doing that. Dress
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: up a mini-wheat as Joseph Stalin. If they're not dressing
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: up mini-wheats as Joseph Stalin... The Rice Krispie, what are they, elves?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: They're elves, yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: The Rice Krispie elves should be painted killing executives, like
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: cutting the throats of executives. The Fruit Loops Toucan, Toucan Sam,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Toucan Sam should have his arm around Mao Zedong. This
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: is fun. This is good. This gets people thinking because
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: you start going, oh, this is interesting. Even the mascots
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: are getting involved. A lot of the problem is I
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: don't care about any of those people. You know the
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: people with the signs? Who gives a shit? I don't
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: know them. But if all the mascots got together, the son,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Tony the Tiger, those twinks who make Rice Krispie Treats,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: And the Corn Flakes chicken, if they all, or Rooster,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: he's a rooster, whatever. His gender's none of my business.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: If they all got together and explicitly, if there was
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: artwork of them killing executives, burning their houses down, you know,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: that to me would be a little exciting. I'd want
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: to get more on board. Yes. You know? Get a
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: picture of Joseph Stalin. Get a picture of Stalin. Now
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: let's imagine, get a nice picture.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 29:13
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• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I like this one. This one's good.
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  Speaker 1: one of the people.
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  Speaker 2: Frank Fowle.
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  Speaker 1: Frank I don't know what happened to the others. I'm
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• 36:16
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  Speaker 5: When the helicopter arrived, the crew quickly realized this was
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  Speaker 4: When we got overhead, it was apparent that not only
• 37:01
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  Speaker 5: This is that puppy, alive and well.
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• 37:52
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin this by asking what happens
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: to the people now. Do they go work at the
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Kellogg's factory? What happens to these people?
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: They return to a new camp under the Highway 80 bridge.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Well, that's a happy ending. That's a happy ending. So
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: you're telling me the people they rescued went back under
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: the bridge.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: That's what it says.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Well, this is good. This is beautiful. I was thinking
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: it was going to be something heartless, but they're back
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: right under the bridge, which is if you remember where
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: this all started. Now, so what do you think? Do
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: you think they give him a shower or anything or
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: not really?
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: They probably give him a new tent, right?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: And then they put them back under the bridge.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: That's what it's saying here. It's saying they returned under
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: the bridge and.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: These were all smashed and scattered into a muddy riverbank.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I know. It's like, what are you going to do
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: with them? I mean, that's the real issue. I'm not,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I can't take them in. But this is the question.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I hope that, but this is just going to keep happening.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: It seems like it's not a great solution to just
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: put them back under the bridge. But what do I know?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: but this is a feel-good story. This is what I
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: mean about the feel-good stories. They're not going to be
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: like they were in the old days. You know? No,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: you're not going to have that. This isn't a story
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: about a guy who beat cancer. This is a story
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: about people that were living under a bridge that were
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: saved from a flood that have then gone back to
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: live under the bridge. That's the story. And they're happy.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: The guy's going, thank God. We didn't know we were
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: going to make it.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Very thankful, yeah.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: He goes, we thought we weren't going to make it,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: but thank God that we were saved and are now
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: being deposited back under the bridge. And then hopefully... It
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: was a team effort, according to Roberts, who added, after
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: they returned to Austin, they had only one quick moment
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: to reflect on the rescue. That's because the next call
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: for help Could be a moment away. Well, good for her.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Good for her. This is a great system, I think.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Because everyone can be a hero. She can be a hero.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: It's important. You need heroes, and you need people to
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: rescue people. Where is that thing you sent me about
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: the Austin crime? There's just, after like, what is it,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: after 8 p.m. in Austin, it just turns into a rape-a-thon?
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: It seems to be a new segment they're doing called
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: like Austin After Hours.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Austin After Dark. And that doesn't mean like,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: you're the fiddle player. It means just straight up like
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: the streets will run with blood. I had no idea
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: how dangerous Austin, Texas was. It's like insanely dangerous. After
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: 9 p.m., the streets in Austin run with blood.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Hold on, I think our internet went down. God damn it.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: The internet went down at the temporary studio? How's it
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: coming with our new studio, by the way? How's the
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: new studio coming with our idiot realtor? Hey, guys, my
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: wife's having a baby. Hey, who gives a fuck? No
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: one cares, this big, dumb idiot. Because our business manager,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: who is.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I want to be respectful, but he's mentally retarded. Every
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: friend he has or connection he has is a bigger
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: loser than him, amazingly. So he sets us up with
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: this frat boy retard who's like, my wife's having a baby.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: He shows us a unit. I'm not saying you have
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: to know who I am, but Google me if you
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: have a client. I'm like, yeah, my new building. There's
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: a lot of these whores running around. He's like, are
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: you single? That could be pretty good. Yeah! It's like,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: all right, buddy, will you calm it down? We're not
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: playing beer pong here, okay? But again, it's this frat
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: boy kind of jovial horse shit that, you know, so
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: we go to a unit with this guy, right?
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: That's correct, yeah.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: And then we find out, we say we'll take it,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: and then what does he say?
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: He says it's not available.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: That's right. So he's wasting our time, he's wasting his time. Now,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: do you realize how low on the totem pole you
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: have to be to be showing office space in L.A.?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is the capital of the single-family home.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: If you want to make some fucking money, you go
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: sling some bedrooms and bathrooms. But this guy is showing
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: office space. No one even wants to go back into
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: the office anymore, and he's showing office space. And he
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: was recommended by our business manager. I mean... I just
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: don't understand. I'm losing my patience. We're trying to get
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: a real studio. Am I wrong? No, you're right. To
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: lose my patience?
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: No, we thought we had the studio.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: We thought we had it. I'm sorry. Should I not
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: be talking about this publicly? I'm not mentioning his name,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: but the slob who manages our money has got to
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: stop connecting us with his near-do-well deadbeat friends. It's not
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: my fault that everyone you know is the lowest person
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: in every industry. Can you fucking please get one decent
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: connection that you can hook us up with? I mean,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Christ almighty. I mean, it's like enough already. And him,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I got to get on you because you're so sweet.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I always have to be the bad guy because you're like, hi, hi,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: do we have the.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I got to call up like a big fat cunt
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: and scream to get something done. Here's the Austin after hours.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Police watching late night clubs. So this is like, again,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: if you're going to have a bachelorette party, go down
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: to Austin. This is the place. You're going to love it,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: you fat bachelorette. Don't go to Nashville. Come down here.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: This is what's waiting for you in Austin. I will
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: not rest until the city of Austin is condemned. Austin
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: After Hours, patrolling the entertainment industry.
• 44:32
  Speaker 12: To learn more about what's driving it, our team went
• 44:35
  Speaker 12: out this past weekend with APD's downtown patrol officers.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: And they tell KXAN investigator Kevin Clark they're getting more
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: calls after the bars close.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Everybody's realizing how horrible it is. This is why there's
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: violent crime. People are realizing how bad it is and
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: they're angry and they can't kill Elon Musk, so they
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: have to kill who's ever in their vicinity. They've all
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: been sold this bill of goods. They go down there
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: and they're like, it's not even fun. It isn't fun.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: And they're just all drugged up. And they've got a
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: loaded gun on them because it's America. And they just
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: start fucking going crazy. Let's continue this.
• 45:15
  Speaker 10: And at 118 Saturday morning, Sergeant Garibay started running.
• 45:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 10: With KXAN investigators right behind.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: One male victim.
• 45:24
  Speaker 10: Three blocks from the heart of the 6th Street Entertainment District,
• 45:30
  Speaker 10: where thousands were gathered, was a 17-year-old in critical condition.
• 45:35
  Speaker 10: He later died at the hospital.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Let me get some crime scene tape.
• 45:37
  Speaker 10: Police say it came after a gun battle between two groups,
• 45:41
  Speaker 10: which prompted an officer to fire their own weapon.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Here's the crime scene, sir.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 45:46
  Speaker 10: For Sergeant Garibay and other downtown patrols, the night can
• 45:49
  Speaker 10: change in an instant. Two hours earlier, he told me this.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Based on the crowd right now, I think we're going
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: to have a happy crowd with a few disturbances.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: That's my forecast for tonight.
• 46:01
  Speaker 10: We initially came out with police because of their concern
• 46:04
  Speaker 10: over after-hours clubs. One of them we told you about
• 46:07
  Speaker 10: is Tellers, which police described as the site of violent
• 46:10
  Speaker 10: offenses from assaults, robberies, and even shootings. APD has written
• 46:14
  Speaker 10: 47 crime reports tied to the Trinity Street address so
• 46:17
  Speaker 10: far in 2021, more than the previous three years combined.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: That was a bar that typically generated a lot of
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: calls for us after bar hours.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: A lot of disturbances, you know, that took place in.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Front of the bars. Well, whatever. I'm not trying to,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I don't care about after hours stuff. I'm not trying
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: to get somebody in trouble here. What I'm trying to
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: say is that this city is just always on the brink.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: It's always on the brink of exploding in gunfire every night.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, God, we got hoodwinked. How do we get
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: hoodwinked like this? You're supposed to look out for me,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: and you don't. I let you down. You let me
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: down big time. You should have told me. You got
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: excited to go back to Texas. A little bit. Yeah,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: you did. Because people like you, down deep, You know,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: it's your culture. It's not my culture. You know?
• 47:14
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: It's not my culture. It's your culture. You know? I'm not,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: you know, like, I appreciate all the cultural experiences. I mean,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: you had cops at your wedding. You had police at
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: your wedding.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Sheriffs.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: You had sheriffs at the wedding making sure people didn't
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: drink too much. That's not my culture. It's not my culture.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with it. I'm happy. I enjoyed your wedding.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: It was very nice. Thank you. It was very sweet.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Thank you. But this is just a different way of
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: life for me and for a lot of people that
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: we know. But there's something about you that you also
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: realize that this is not good. You must leave. It's horrible.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: It's horrible. It's terrible. You know? You have to not
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: do this, you know? And I know that people like
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you see a value in it because you're animals. But
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Well, part of you wants to go back to Long Island.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Part of me wanted to go back to Texas.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: That's right. But Long Island's a beautiful place of amazing people.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: That's the difference. Do you understand the difference? There's a
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: huge difference between me wanting to do that and you wanting,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: you know? At your wedding, a woman gave birth. A
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: woman gave birth. Your sister gave birth at your wedding.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: And it made people, it made me uncomfortable.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: And no one cared. And the baby came out bloody,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: full of afterbirth, and it just started eating a rib.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: It's not right. It's a weird life. That's all I'm saying.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: It's strange. And you made us move there. Because you're
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: listening to Joe Rogan. I had no part in this.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: You said it's going to be good for your comedy
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: career to move down there. That's why you made us move.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: You said, I'm going to do comedy at Joe Rogan's
• 49:38
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• 49:38
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:43
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• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be funny if you opened a club called Vaccines?
• 49:50
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  Speaker 1: money because he makes money gambling or Bitcoin or something.
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  Speaker 1: He does something in, what does he do?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a gambling website.
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  Speaker 1: He does something in Mexico?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think we can talk about that
• 53:41
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• 53:41
  Speaker 1: What does he do? He test people for AIDS down there?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I think he has AIDS tests in Mexico. It's like
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  Speaker 1: the Theranos, Elizabeth Holmes, right? Isn't that what he's doing?
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  Speaker 2: I think so, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, whatever he's doing.
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  Speaker 2: He's donating money.
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  Speaker 1: He gives money. Some people say, I need money, and
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  Speaker 1: but he'll send them like $ 600 on Venom. He's a
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  Speaker 1: He'll drink a fish tank of booze and then grab
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  Speaker 1: with the full scent hoodies. And he's just good like that.
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  Speaker 1: He's good like that. He gave David Dobrik a Tesla.
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  Speaker 1: And David Dobrik is an underprivileged guy.
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  Speaker 5: Right?
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Because he's had a rough time, remember? Because he tried
• 54:33
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• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad at him for that. Who cares? You
• 54:42
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  Speaker 1: Shut up. Everyone's a puss. So, we'll do it, gave
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• 54:57
  Speaker 2: I thought it was a rape thing.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Well, no, that was before that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: And, you know, I don't know what's going on here.
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  Speaker 1: part of his crew might have been at something. Right, right, right.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not into that. I have no issues with David Dobrik.
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  Speaker 1: thinking and they're so annoying. There's something really beautiful about...
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: the NELC brand of how to live your life. NELC
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: is a way to live your life. It's a way
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: to live your life. Now you have to stop doing
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: that eventually because you're going to die.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: You're going to die.
• 56:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: But the good news is fuck.
• 57:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Fuck. Yeah. You're going to die. So Steve will do it. LLC.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: We love him. He's a fan of the show. We've
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: never met him. We had one dinner with these people
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: and he chose not to show up, but that's okay.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know what he was doing. Brushing his teeth
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: or something. I don't know, but he didn't come. But
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: it's fun. They're a great group. I'm a fan of
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: the NELC philosophy on life, which is like, hey, who
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: cares where your shoe is? It doesn't matter that you're failing.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: That's their philosophy. Who cares about your shoe? Your mother's
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: a stupid bitch. What was she going to do with
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: that money anyway? She's spending the money on your college,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: but what was that dumb whore going to do with it?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Who cares? Your academic advisor can go fuck himself. That
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: guy's a loser. He keeps running his fucking mouth. Maybe
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: you'll just beat his ass. Beat his ass, bro. Break
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: your academic advisor's neck if he tells you. And fuck
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: your doctor, too, this fucking cuck who tells you that
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: you have cancer of the liver now. It doesn't matter.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Sometimes people throw up blood. It's part of life. You know?
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: And I think that's a decent philosophy on life. Fuck
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: your mom. Fuck the cops. You can handle it. Seven
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: beers deep, you can handle driving to another bar. It's
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: not a big deal. You understand?
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're very forgiving of people's pasts.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: It's old school Christianity.
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what I think of when I think of NELC.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Like an old school Christianity. I talk to guys in
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: college sometimes. because I want to have sex with them.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: And all of them, they always say to me, like,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: get me, FaceTime me with Steve, we'll do it. That's
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: all they want. That's all they want is to talk
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: to Steve, we'll do it. That's literally all they want
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: to do. That's their entire life. It's amazing.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: He's a cool guy.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: He's a very cool guy. We haven't met him. Hopefully
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: we'll meet him. Steve will do it on YouTube we're
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: not doing the smiley face killer episode we went to
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: interview one of these people an academic about the smiley
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: face killer he was mentally unwell and we're not putting
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: the episode out because maybe these kids are getting thrown
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: into rivers they probably are but God help them the
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: people that are trying to figure out what's going on
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: have been trying since 2006 and they're all frauds and
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: this guy was mentally ill He said, do you want
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: to speak to my girlfriend? She has a gift of prophecy.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: We went all the way to fucking some fucking horrible town.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: Ugh.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: So we're not putting the episode out.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: We're not putting it out.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, big waste of time.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: It was a huge waste of time, which again, you did.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: You got to vet these people. You have to vet them.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: We tried. Should we play a minute of it for everyone?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, I haven't mixed the episode. I think I
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: have it somewhere.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Let me see. Play a minute of this mental patient
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: that we had to suffer through.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I got it on my external.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Let me grab it. Hold on. We go there, and
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: the guy's confused. He's out of it. The smiley face
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: killer theory is these young, athletic, college-aged males end up
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: in the river. Some of it maybe they fell in,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: but they think it's some cult or something. So we
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: go down there to interview this old guy, and he
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: kind of confesses to it. He literally said, I predict
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: where they're going to be, and I make sure I
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: go to the ATM and get money out so they
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: don't think I'm doing it. Every three hours. What the
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: fuck's this? So let's play a minute or two of
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: this so you can see how crazy he is. So that...
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: You know, you can understand why we can't put this out.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: We're trying to do a fun Halloween episode.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I have his audio. So let's just play
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: his audio. I haven't mixed the episode.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just go to the middle of it or something. Okay,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: here we go.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 12: After about 45 minutes, I said... You know, people who
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 12: are unemployed or in and out of work, retired, it
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 12: seems to be.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 12: Just like any other cult.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever spoken to somebody who was a
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: member of the group or an ex-member of the group
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: or anything like that?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 12: We have, and of course, we've certainly protected their identity.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: But they haven't.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 12: In the past, there's... Have you spoken to an actual
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 12: ex-member of the group that's carrying these things out?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yes, we have. He's nuts, this guy. Yeah.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Should I skip around one more time?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 12: That stood out to me, especially as it started to
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 12: spread out across the United States. If I were to
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 12: take the profile, and you can go online, just pick
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 12: any one of these young men.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: He's going into Facebook now, and I can't even deal
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: with it. Well, we flew there to interview this guy
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: that's been working on this case since 2006. We go,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: do you have any motive? And he goes, we're not
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: releasing the motive. And I go, why are you not
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: releasing the motive? He goes, well, then there'll be copycat killings.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, there's already copycat killings. And what
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: do you mean the motive, dummy? Nobody's ever copied a
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: fucking motive. So he refused to talk about the motive.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: The guy was a sweet man, but he's senile.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: He didn't want to give away the symbols? The motive.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: The whole thing's the smiley face killer. You gave away
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: the symbol. But I think it's these detectives that, like,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: they fill these families with hope, and then, because there
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: are shady, these drownings are shady. You know, these don't
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: make any sense. So these, like, goons from New York.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: The detectives, they're like, hey, your son ended up in
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: the water. I'm going to solve the case. I'm going
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 7: to solve the case.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: I'm doing a lot of work. I need money. Can
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: you give me money? And then I'll make all the
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: bad people pay. And then the families give these dirtbags money,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: and then they just, these dirtbag detectives buy Chinese food
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: with it. And they did a show on the Oxygen
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Network where they're exploiting the deaths of these people. And
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: they have absolutely no leads. They have nothing going on.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: And instead of investigating it, they're just eating egg rolls
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: in New York. We do it. Can you play the,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: please play, can we play the Oxygen Network trailer?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Play the trailer for this hunk of shit that Oxygen
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Network did with these three goons claiming that they know
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: about the smiley face killers. Oh, not the Brett Easton.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Brett Easton also just did a horrible movie about the
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: smiley face killers because that guy is the smiley face killer.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Remember when he wanted us on the pod? He said
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: to me, I was like, can you do my podcast?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: He goes, no, but you can do mine. Remember that?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he kind of big time.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: And he had like 3,000 patrons, and we thought that
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: was huge.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck you. American Psycho was good, but after that,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: it's been a lot of shit. What is your Patreon?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: You talking about Laurel Canyon with Lindsay Lohan? Cut it out.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: We've had enough. Had enough of him. Next. This is
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: the trailer for the fake show on Oxygen where these
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: three detectives go around pretending they know who the smiley
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: face killer is. And it's like Teresa Caputo, the Long
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Island medium, who's pretending that she knows the dead kid.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's so heinous what they're doing to these parents.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: They're like, we got all these leads. We're going to
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: make it right. We're going to do it. And they
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: don't have shit. Let's watch this.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: I couldn't.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Get to him fast enough.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: It's hard to think about somebody hurting your child, but
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: I think someone hurt him.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 11: It's like it happened yesterday for me.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: Just rip your heart out.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: It's so sad. You have these very sad parents. Okay?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: It's tragic.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: And there's really shady circumstances with these drownings. Enter the
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: goon squad from New York. Watch this. I'm drowned in
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: clusters around the country. We've been investigating for the last
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: 12 years. 12 years! He was heading home and heading
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: in that direction. The $ 50 million question is, how did
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: he get in the water? This is where the dogs
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: lost the scent. They lost Todd's scent right here in
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: the pavement. All classified as accidental or undetermined. When the
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: numbers start to add and you just, you see it,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: something's not right. So there is a pattern that's been growing.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense to me.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: He was a champion swimmer in high school.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Nobody believes it was an accident.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 9: Nobody.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: These retired NYPD detectives aren't buying it. All we know
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: right now is that Dakota James did not drown after
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: that one. I can't tell you what happened to Luke,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: but I can tell you what didn't happen to Luke.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: In almost all the cases, we have found smiley face
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: graffiti near the body recovery center. Smiley face graffiti links
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: all our cases.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: The search for truth.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: He's got defensive wounds and offensive wounds from blocking and striking.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 12: He had to have been deceased from the drugs prior
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 12: to entering the water.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Could reopen hundreds of cases.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: This is a highly suspicious case.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Smiley face, three stars, three victims recovered. And bring justice
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: to these families.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: This is what the family wants.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 11: They want a true investigation.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: I believe that Luke was murdered I mean, I know
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: I can't bring my son back, but I just really
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: wanted justice for him.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: He was never going to come back. I mean, this
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: is so sad, and here's the thing. I'm not saying
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: these kids aren't being murdered. I mean, what I'm saying
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: is that these detectives have been working on this case
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: since 2006. They have nothing. There's not a suspect. There's nothing.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: They have nothing except a TV show. That's not the
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: goal when you investigate a case is to get a
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: TV show that's like fucking 10 years later to 15
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: years later. The goal is to solve the crime.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Well, I think they wrote a book.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they wrote a book and they got a TV show.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: They got a real great career. Solve the fucking crime
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: and they can't do it. And you have these poor
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: parents that are now sick of these detectives. They're like,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: cause they're like, Hey, I got a lead. You know,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: and that voice, one of them's being banged up for
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: sexual assault or whatever. I don't know, but the Oxygen Network,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: I think, parted ways with these three goons. They said,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: get out of here. Tell it walking.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: Because the detectives are from New York. They're like, I'm
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 7: a New York detective. I'm a New York detective. I'm
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: going to figure it out. I'm going to figure it out.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 7: I don't know anything. I don't know anything about how
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: your son died. But I'm here to bother you and
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: to get on TV. Have you heard of television? We're
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 7: going to be on TV together. You had a horrible tragedy?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 7: I have no career. Those two things are beautiful. You
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: look at the camera and.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Cry, and I'm going to present myself as a guy
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: helping you when all I'm doing is wasting everybody's time.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: They went on like Dr. Phil. It's just not right
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: to do, right?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 12: No.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: It's not right to do. It would be like if
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: I kept showing up to like someone. If I was
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: looking up like missing kids and I kept showing up
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: to their parents' houses and telling them that I had
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: an idea of how it happened. And I'm like, I
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: got a podcast. We're going to figure it out. If
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: I kept showing up, do you have any leads? They go, no,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: but I think something shady happened. They go, yeah, we'll
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: figure it out. Let me get my goon squad. Can
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: you get the first episode up where these fucking idiots
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: are eating bacon, egg, and cheeses? Remember they're eating in
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: a diner? It's the first episode.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Greasy spoon.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're eating in some greasy spoon diner. It's a
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: real fucking Food Network special.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: See if they have them up here.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: These parents are crying. So then they bring in the
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Hollywood medium, who's not the Long Island medium. He's the
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: gay Hollywood medium. And then he talks to one of
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: the parents. It's so heinous what they are doing to
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: these parents.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's this clip.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Let me see.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's this one.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: No, it's the first one. It's like the first thing
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: in the series.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to buy it.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Sitting there and they're eating like sausage and you're like, hey,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: fuck in the smaller face, killer. There's the smaller. And
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I'm all for believing these people end up in the
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: river in a very suspect way. And I'm not... All
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: the things we figured out on this show, not figured out,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: but that we just know in general, Epstein and Johnny
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Gosch and all that stuff, I'm not dismissing the idea
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: that these kids are meeting their end in a way
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: where you do have.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: But.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: This is the beginning. By the way, can you imagine
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: if your son died in a river? Your son is dead.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Not someone like me who my parents want dead, but
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: like a young, hot college guy with a thick cock
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: that you see even as his parent, you don't want
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: to fuck him, but you're like, look at that cock,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: you know? And imagine your child has been murdered. He's dead.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: These three sausage and pepper heroes show up to your
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: house and they tell you there's a TV show about it,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: and now you're gonna crack the case wide open. So
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: you've got your dead child, your life is ruined, justice
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: is in the hands of these fucking meatballs. This is
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: scene one in the TV show. I would throw them
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: in the river.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: You know, the food's gotta be good.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: It's a real greasy sponge, big winner.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: They're talking about food!
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 9: My son is dead!
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: My beautiful boy is dead!
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: Why are you showing eggs?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Christ! And otherwise, we wouldn't be here. I wouldn't even
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: have dragged you guys out first. I wouldn't have dragged
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: you guys out.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: Unless I thought there was something going on.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: I have prepared some stuff for you guys.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I was taking off the floor.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Get us ready for it.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: My name is Lee Gilbertson. I'm a professor.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 12: I teach criminal justice.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: He's a sweet guy. I love puzzles. He's a good guy.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: And problems to solve. He had a hat on, a
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Desert Storm hat, but he was mentally unwell. What do
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: you want me to say?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: He's a sweet guy.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: He's a very sweet man.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: He's listening to this. He's a sweet guy. Thank you.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: No, we love you, Lee. He sent me a whole email.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: He wants me to talk to his girlfriend. I can't
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: be involved. I mean, can you imagine? It's like... I mean...
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: If there are people throwing people in a river, by
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: the way, they are going to keep doing it. I'll
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: tell you this. If the smiley face killer is real,
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  Speaker 1: they are fine. And they are, I mean, not even
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  Speaker 1: a small hiccup in anything they're doing. Because the brain
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  Speaker 1: trust assembled to fight them is amazing.
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  Speaker 12: But mostly it's the injustice that these families are experiencing
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  Speaker 12: really pisses me off.
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  Speaker 1: By you guys. What do you think? You think? That
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: he's one of ours, Dakota? I'm Mike Donovan. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: retired NYPD detective. When Kevin asked me to come on
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  Speaker 1: board with the smiley face killer's investigation, I knew it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a joke. Only because law enforcement never investigated these
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  Speaker 1: cases as criminal cases. That's what makes this really, really difficult.
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  Speaker 12: Well, I like the fact that it's possible homicide has
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 12: not looked at this case.
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  Speaker 9: I'm Anthony Duarte, a retired detective from the Bronx.
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  Speaker 1: I'm devoting my retirement to working on the Smiling Face cases.
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  Speaker 12: These kids are not just falling in rivers and drowning.
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  Speaker 1: I believe there's a lot more sinister activity going on.
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  Speaker 1: Make an arrest! All right, let's get out of this.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking Epstein got arrested. You can arrest one of these
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: fucking people throwing someone in a river. I think some
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: of these are legitimate instances of bad stuff happening. Some
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  Speaker 1: of them aren't. They're all mixing them all together. It's
• 1:14:32
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• 1:15:32
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what is the progress? Why don't you answer
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: the people that are fucking sick of this shit? We're
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: in this goddamn TikTok studio where these fucking 15-year-olds come
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: in here, and every other podcast that records out here
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: is people being like, yeah.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 7: Like, the other night, bro, the other night.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: It's like, where is the smiley face killer? I'm going
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: to call them. I'll pay for your flight. So we're
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: sitting here in this studio.
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  Speaker 2: We're unfortunately back to step one after a month of progress.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, step one.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Which is finding another realtor.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: We're not even at finding a studio. We're finding a.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Because I got all plans. I got a whole thing
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: I want built. We got a whole nice thing here.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. If you and your wife would
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: spend less time fucking around in Texas and more time
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: getting it done, what are the ads? Where are the ads?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: You ready to go to the ads?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to the ads. No, let's not do
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: the ads. I don't know. What do you want to do?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: You want to eat?