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FULL SHOW: Sh*t Mitts Hoyte · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Big Show on holda cheers Towy from bringing back
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Speaker 1: to laughs and the world gone. Man, you're right, welcome
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Speaker 1: Big Show, Jason hoizm not and.
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Speaker 2: I'll give out your made bastards.
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Speaker 3: Great to have your company this Monday afternoon, the twenty
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Speaker 3: fifth of November twenty twenty four. And you, my friends,
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Speaker 3: are listening to The Big Show brought to you by Towey.
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Speaker 3: And there's always.
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Speaker 2: Despite his tales of his weakened endeavors, oh moogie, there's
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Speaker 2: tight black t shirt there and his massive well that
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Speaker 2: as well. But they just I just find that even
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Speaker 2: more makes him more appealing to me. Kezy, Yeah, God,
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Speaker 2: you're looking good, your dad, how's life going?
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Speaker 4: Pretty grassy? Your mad dog.
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Speaker 2: Loving a stubble too, by the way, sick son of a.
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Speaker 3: I don't know why your wife has a problem with
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Speaker 3: your mo because I find it hot.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know what she does.
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Speaker 5: She was asking me again over the weekend to get
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Speaker 5: rid of it. I said, can't do it. I had
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Speaker 5: a binding referendum on the Herdecke Big Show.
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Speaker 4: Yeah fair cool. Ninety nine point nine percent of people
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Speaker 4: said keep it here.
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Speaker 2: We are yeah, totally man.
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Speaker 6: The problem with binding referendums on the Big Show. Is
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Speaker 6: that Hoodie J doesn't abide by them because he had
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Speaker 6: two for his start.
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Speaker 4: That's true. Actually, yeah, but then if you remember why,
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Speaker 4: he had to shave them kezy.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, but then he also said he'd grow back again
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Speaker 6: for the rest of the vim. Oh, that's right, and
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Speaker 6: he didn't. And it's so clean shaven right now.
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Speaker 2: It's good to see it keasy and you're looking pretty
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Speaker 2: dory eyed.
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Speaker 3: Can I say that he always has a heavy eye
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Speaker 3: when he's had a big weekend, looks a bit sleepy,
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Speaker 3: looks a bit sleepy, but your bangs are looking buffy.
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Speaker 2: How's life.
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Speaker 4: So good? Jas?
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Speaker 6: Thanks for the introduction? Man, I feel great, Yeah good.
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Speaker 6: My eyes are a wee bit heavy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: I don't know what that's got to do with anything, though,
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Speaker 6: I was still gonna do great radio.
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Speaker 2: Yeah course. And of course watch mann No.
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Speaker 6: I wear it every day. I've had about five years shiny.
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Speaker 6: Thank you, I polished it, speaking of Jase, you're polished today.
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Speaker 2: Man, Thanks Man, feeling pretty good.
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Speaker 6: You got your spotty shirt and a little speckled ship.
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Speaker 2: Well, actually this is this is a news sue to me.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's been in my wardrobe the whole time, and
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Speaker 3: I was going the whole time. I was going out
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Speaker 3: to dinner with my wife last night and her mum
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Speaker 3: and I looked at the ship, ma'am.
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Speaker 2: I've never seen that shoot before. Maybe I'll try that
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Speaker 2: on and.
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Speaker 6: Wore it last night today today.
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Speaker 2: But I only wore it for about a couple of
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Speaker 2: hours yesterday, so I thought I'll get another wear out
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Speaker 2: of it again today. So I'm looking pretty high, don't
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Speaker 2: know it fexed me well, and feeling pretty good, fellows right.
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Speaker 2: My brain's a bit sort of all over the place.
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Speaker 2: I'm a bit jumpy.
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Speaker 3: I was in a little of a mood this morning,
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Speaker 3: but I'm working through all this stuff and.
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Speaker 2: I'll explain that later on. Okay, I'll tell you what
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Speaker 2: mess it. Showy head and absolutely massive shows. I stay tuned. Oh,
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Speaker 2: I'm Megan Monday.
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Speaker 6: It is Megan Monday. To send us a text on
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Speaker 6: three four eight three if you'd like to nominate anyone
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Speaker 6: for being an absolute maggot over the weekend, and you
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Speaker 6: could get yourself a twoy prize pack.
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Speaker 2: Meantime. Good He's a food fighters.
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Speaker 1: The Hole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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Speaker 1: and Keysy.
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Speaker 3: On Jovi there on the radio, hold Ache Big Show
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Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon. We asked if there are any Maggot
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Speaker 3: Monday texts out there today, and there have been none,
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Speaker 3: according to Keyzy. So I just want the people that
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Speaker 3: are listening to the show at the moment, at the moment,
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Speaker 3: to pull finger. I mean, we're we're giving everything we've got.
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Speaker 2: To give at the moment. And if you can't be
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Speaker 2: asked texting us on three four eight three, why do
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Speaker 2: we bother fellos?
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Speaker 6: There are a few, Oh there are, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: I was just gonna know, you've made me look like
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Speaker 2: an idiot.
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Speaker 6: You so enough, You've got a renegade on your own.
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Speaker 6: You know, I don't know you're going to do.
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Speaker 2: See where there are any texts? And you said no
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Speaker 2: because I said no.
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Speaker 6: When I said no, I mean I was going to
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Speaker 6: quickly plug our live show this Thursday and this break
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Speaker 6: and then in the next break I was going to
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Speaker 6: read some texts. So you've completely misread the situation, right right, Okay?
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Speaker 6: Good this Thursday. By the way, if you're an all,
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Speaker 6: we're gonna be hang a bar out in Henderson, West Aukland,
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Speaker 6: four pm till seven, debuting the Hoducky Pie Come along
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Speaker 6: You're gonna backbone T shirt and free pies as well, waving.
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Speaker 3: Forward to my home territory out west here and now
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Speaker 3: I know that this last Friday past yellows. You guys
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Speaker 3: both had a big night the New Zealand Film and
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Speaker 3: Television Awards.
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Speaker 2: Was it?
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Speaker 5: No New Zealand Television awardsion? But everything else here and
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Speaker 5: we went along, didn't we?
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Speaker 4: Keyzy?
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Speaker 2: Did you find a suit magie?
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Speaker 5: Uh? Yeah, I owned quite a few suits, so I
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Speaker 5: just wore one of those. Oh yeah, which is a
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Speaker 5: bit of a shame. You just want something else. I
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Speaker 5: did have an absolute debacle though. I thought I got
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Speaker 5: my suit out and then I went to get my
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Speaker 5: I thought, I'll get my boots out and you know,
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Speaker 5: my dress shoes there and the socks out, just so
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Speaker 5: they're ready. And no, not there, not in the house.
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Speaker 5: God knows where they are, God knows what's even to them.
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Speaker 5: So I had to work half an hour before we
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Speaker 5: were going to make Kezy. I had to go to
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Speaker 5: a shop and buy some more boots and it was
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Speaker 5: an absolute disgrace how much they ripped me off for.
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Speaker 4: Then I'm not going to go into those details.
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Speaker 5: Seven It was a lot of money anyway, so we
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Speaker 5: went along, Keyzy did it? We Now I don't talk
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Speaker 5: about on here, but I've got a business talent agency. Keyzy,
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Speaker 5: you're part of it as thanks to Jas over here
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Speaker 5: has kindly lent you over to us. But we had
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Speaker 5: a lot we've only been gave for a couple of years.
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Speaker 5: Where James Musterpick was nominated for Best TV Personality, Karen
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Speaker 5: O'Leary is nominated for Best Presenter for Entertainment. She won
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Speaker 5: So one Nathan was nominated for Best Script and Best
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Speaker 5: Comedy for Kids Sisters she won for Best Script Els
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Speaker 5: Carrod won for Bestupporting Actor. After the party, Whi's got
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Speaker 5: ten nominations and one nine Gallet was nominated for Best
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Speaker 5: Director for Kyinger. So we had a pretty good night.
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Speaker 5: We've got three wins on the evening. But perhaps I
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Speaker 5: was most proud of Kezy. Sure Keezy got up there
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Speaker 5: and presented some awards with Laura what's her name, and
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Speaker 5: it was amazing. Place was in stitches. Thanks Jesu has
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Speaker 5: invented a whole new character. Whereas the goofiest son of
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Speaker 5: a bitch on the face of the earth.
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Speaker 4: Sure, and I was I'm laughing. I don't know where
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Speaker 4: it's coming from. I've never seen him. He hit me up.
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Speaker 6: He's like, why you said goofy all of a sudden,
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Speaker 6: I was like, I think there was just maybe a
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Speaker 6: character for that particular moment.
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Speaker 4: You've done it a little bit on the TV shows.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, you can pull it. I'm starting to go down
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Speaker 6: a bit of a goofy route. It's because Jason keeps
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Speaker 6: calling me goofy.
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Speaker 3: Well I've always said your goofy, I know, because you
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Speaker 3: are goofy, see exactly.
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Speaker 4: So yeah, this is on another level now.
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Speaker 5: I bagged it up because I should have been recording
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Speaker 5: from the start, and a costad recording. It's always a
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Speaker 5: bit of a shambles. But he presented six awards, didn't
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Speaker 5: you make Wow? But God, the level of goofiness is
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Speaker 5: out the gate. It's a completely it's not even Kezy
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Speaker 5: who's doing it, completely different person.
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Speaker 6: It's a thing called acting. Jas you won't know about it.
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Speaker 6: That's where you pretend to be someone else. Yes, and
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Speaker 6: I did that in a professional situation. Sure.
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Speaker 4: What was the general feedback on it? CAZy?
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Speaker 6: It was great? That was actually the good thing about
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Speaker 6: it because the film and the film the TV Awards. Sorry,
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Speaker 6: I don't know a lot of people. I've done some TV,
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Speaker 6: but not in mainstream yeah TV, you know what I mean,
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Speaker 6: not big time TV. It's a lot of loud people
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Speaker 6: talking about a lot of stuff they've achieved in their lives,
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Speaker 6: and I'm just there, like, oh, I was just on
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Speaker 6: like acc thing to the awards.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: I worked in TV for almost a decade and our
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Speaker 6: show was never ever put forward for any awards. For
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Speaker 6: some reason. Our producer at the time didn't like submitting
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Speaker 6: for awards. I thought it was too you know, I
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Speaker 6: don't know, you're looking for praise sort of thing, and
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Speaker 6: it's probably how ratings a thing to do with. Yeah,
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Speaker 6: we can just get over all that.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: But I didn't want to go because I was absolutely
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Speaker 6: knaked after we've been in Tartanaki.
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Speaker 4: And then I.
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Speaker 6: Ended up being the last one to not only leave
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Speaker 6: the awards, but to leave the after party, right. I
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Speaker 6: was the last one there, yeah, which I was quite
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Speaker 6: proud of. It was two thirty. Everyone had gone home
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Speaker 6: and they were trying to shut this little private area
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Speaker 6: they had going. I was like, I probably go home now, Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 6: but it was excellent.
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Speaker 2: Oh that's great.
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Speaker 6: Was fun?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I got a call from your wife.
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Speaker 2: She say, was she not there with you? No?
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Speaker 6: No, she wasn't invited. It's like one hundred and something
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Speaker 6: dollars for a ticket.
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Speaker 4: So we decid.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: She was pretty upset when she called. But yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 3: so I went around and just we just had a
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Speaker 3: little chat. Yeah, hung out and gave her a hug,
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Speaker 3: and I made a cup of tea, some biggies.
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Speaker 2: Just we just sort of snuggled.
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Speaker 6: Really just Jase, you did not go around to my
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Speaker 6: house and snuggle with my wife.
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Speaker 2: I was supporting her. She was upset.
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Speaker 8: Man.
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Speaker 2: It's like what I do.
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Speaker 1: The hdiche Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keysy tune
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Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: The time is exactly four twenty six.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, boy, yeah, man.
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Speaker 5: Hey, So we left the New Zealand Television Awards on
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Speaker 5: Friday night, my wife and I.
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Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah yeah.
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Speaker 4: As it was sort of like, oh god, how we go?
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Speaker 4: That was a problem.
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Speaker 5: I had one percent left on my phone and my
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Speaker 5: wife's phone was then being repaired, so I shouldn't have
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Speaker 5: Uber on this other sort of shipbox one shipbox phone.
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Speaker 5: So I was like, how are we going to get neurb?
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Speaker 5: But we're not going to be able to get nuber anyway.
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Speaker 5: As we're sort of walking through out your center the
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Speaker 5: other square, a gentleman, a taxi driver, protest and he
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Speaker 5: goes taxi. He says, taxi question mate. Absolutely, yeah, cool man,
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Speaker 5: So go over there jumping the cab and I'm sort
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Speaker 5: of trying to talk to him. He's not really talking
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Speaker 5: back to me. He's given me a little bit of
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Speaker 5: a vibe that he's a scumbag with you, and so
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Speaker 5: I'm not too sure about this guy. And then he
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Speaker 5: started taking us around, you know, not exactly the fastest route.
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Speaker 5: So then we got to got home and I said
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Speaker 5: to my wife, why don't you just go inside. I'll
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Speaker 5: be in in a minute, because I could anticipate that
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Speaker 5: there was going to be a bit of a stitch up.
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Speaker 5: And there's been a bit of a story going around,
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Speaker 5: hasn't there that people have been getting ripped off by
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Speaker 5: taxi drivers. It was like some tourists got done for
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Speaker 5: eight hundred bucks or something ridiculous. Wow, right, in the
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Speaker 5: last sort of week or so coming back from Coldplayer.
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Speaker 5: So anyway, it ticked up in the fear. Now I
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Speaker 5: traveled to two point six kilometers.
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Speaker 6: So we guess how much it's going to be. Two
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Speaker 6: point six kilometers a bit of a tariff to start things.
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Speaker 6: I'm gonna say twenty bucks.
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Speaker 2: Nice, I'm gonna say thirty Not.
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Speaker 5: Bad, Jay, It's not bad. So by the time we
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Speaker 5: got there, it had got up to forty two dollars.
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Speaker 5: That's ridiculous. That is ridiculous. And so he said forty
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Speaker 5: two dollars. I'd been watching it tech up and I
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Speaker 5: was just like, wow, I should have had my phone charge.
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Speaker 4: It's my fault. So forty two bucks.
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Speaker 5: And then he does this thing on the little swipey
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Speaker 5: card there the older what do you call those? Fox machine?
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Speaker 5: Pass sat back. I swiped my card and then I
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Speaker 5: say to him, can I please have a receipt because
10:54
Speaker 5: I've got a feeling about this, and so he prints
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Speaker 5: out the receipt, seems it back to me. I put
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Speaker 5: my torch on and all of a sudden, the fear
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Speaker 5: has gone up to fifty two dollars.
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Speaker 4: Oh wow, Yeah, it's gone up to fifty two dollars,
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Speaker 4: and I said, what's going on here? Man?
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Speaker 5: Ah, it puts on it puts on a ten percent
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Speaker 5: fee as soon as you use your credit card.
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Speaker 4: Ten percent.
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Speaker 5: It seems like a lot when it's normally about one
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Speaker 5: point six or two or maybe three. Oh yeah, it's
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Speaker 5: just what it does. I said, well, it doesn't explain
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Speaker 5: the other five bucks either. Anyway, gets into a very
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Speaker 5: very heated debate where Mogi is firing up, yes, absolutely
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Speaker 5: firing up, and I was on the verge of throttling him,
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Speaker 5: and he tried to give me three dollars to make
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Speaker 5: up for it, and I said, no, no, keep it coming.
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Speaker 5: Eventually he paid me out the difference.
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Speaker 4: Right. But it's a strange way to run a business,
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Speaker 4: isn't it.
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Speaker 5: When you've got uber that is offering you cheaper, better service,
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Speaker 5: and then you come along and you're all you're doing
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Speaker 5: is ripping people off. Then do people really want to
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Speaker 5: take a taxi?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, that's a total ruw.
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Speaker 3: I mean, the fact that it was even forty odd
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Speaker 3: dollars unbelievable from where you were to where you went too,
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Speaker 3: just read ridiculous.
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Speaker 6: Can I can I just just one question when that happened,
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Speaker 6: Did it?
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Speaker 4: Bug you?
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Speaker 5: Um?
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Speaker 4: Yes?
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Speaker 3: On that my Uber ride home on the Friday, the
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Speaker 3: Uber driver had it on. It was very it was
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Speaker 3: very non chatty, quite rude, and I was trying to
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Speaker 3: be you know, animate you're pretty, you're pretty rude and.
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Speaker 2: And anyway, I was.
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Speaker 3: It felt like as heater was on about minus forty degrees.
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Speaker 2: I was his his ear. I was freezing my ass
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Speaker 2: off and I said, oh, mate, do you mind if
12:41
Speaker 2: you turn the air coon off?
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Speaker 3: It's pretty cold back here? And he said no, it's
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Speaker 3: too hot.
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Speaker 2: And that was it.
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Speaker 3: And that was it and I went okay, yeah.
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Speaker 6: Oh wow when he said that, did that bug you?
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Speaker 2: Nah?
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Speaker 4: That's good?
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Speaker 6: Big show podcast.
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Speaker 3: This indeed system of it down there on the radio.
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Speaker 3: He showed this Monday afternoon. Any he text theis on
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Speaker 3: three four A three megot mondays.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, hepes the mega Monday texts coming in on three
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Speaker 6: fight three. Don't forget everyone. The texts through in the
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Speaker 6: drawer for a two week prize pack. Shout out to
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Speaker 6: Cody Fisher for being a massive maggot all weekend, getting
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Speaker 6: up early this weekend to go to work like he
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Speaker 6: always does. Cheers, Yeah, backbone, that's good stuff.
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Speaker 4: That's great stuff.
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Speaker 6: Speaking of backbone, shout out to Blair who won the
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Speaker 6: Chasing the Fox competition. Him and I are going to
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Speaker 6: be absolutely maggeted on whole six hurling abuse at any
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Speaker 6: celebrities that are smaller than us.
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Speaker 3: Cheers, Yeah, great stuff, Heyndison, there was a bit of
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Speaker 3: a sporting action over the weekend, So let's tell a
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Speaker 3: bit of sports.
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Speaker 2: Chet, shall we?
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Speaker 6: A bit of a sporting action?
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Speaker 2: Was that what I said?
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Speaker 4: That's not going to tell you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm.
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Speaker 6: Just gonna pause that for a set.
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Speaker 4: Alarm racism alarm as I see.
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Speaker 2: You know I put up. My brain's a bit scatter
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Speaker 2: of brain.
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Speaker 6: So the daries are the only thing stopping you from
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Speaker 6: being racist. No fair point, Hey, huge week Indo sport
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Speaker 6: hoty j. To begin with, you were so stoked, you
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Speaker 6: were so stoked about watching India and Ossie play Test
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Speaker 6: cricket eight. How's that going?
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Speaker 3: Absolutely magnificent? Actually, boomra, It's just a pleasure to watch
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Speaker 3: in bowl. It's also a pleasure to see the Australians
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Speaker 3: get absolutely smashed in this Test match, particularly given India
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Speaker 3: initially were bolt out for one hundred and fifteen. You
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Speaker 3: thought oh god, here we go in India, missing quite
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Speaker 3: a few key players as well. But they fought back
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Speaker 3: mag magnificently and now totally dominating Australia five hundred and
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Speaker 3: thirty four to window Australia and are currently four.
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Speaker 2: For seventy few hours. Yeah, and that's on in the
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Speaker 2: background now and I'm finding it very hard not to
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Speaker 2: be distracted by it.
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Speaker 6: What does this do in terms of context with our
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Speaker 6: Test series sweep over in India?
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Speaker 2: Not a lot really keesy.
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Speaker 6: So but what what if Ozsie? You know, what if
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Speaker 6: they lose to India dress after the series.
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Speaker 3: Well, that'll mean that India probably get through to the
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Speaker 3: World Cup final, you know, to the Test Championship final
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Speaker 3: and Ossie is still up there. But we we have
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Speaker 3: to the low Zealand strict nation in the world. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: because we picked them at home three zeps. Obviously we're
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Speaker 3: better than Australia at the moment, it's.
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Speaker 5: All become very clear. I can also just talk about
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Speaker 5: the Wellington Phoenix. They beat the Melbourne Victory one nil
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Speaker 5: over the weekend. That's taken them up to second place
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Speaker 5: on the ladder. And Auckland have Sea beat MacArthur one
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Speaker 5: nil away, so they're in the first place. So Auckland
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Speaker 5: C and Wellington one and two on the table dominating.
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Speaker 6: Maybe a bit of competition, a fellas, maybe that's good
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Speaker 6: for the old the Phoenix.
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Speaker 4: That's good.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally man, and especially when you think about Auckland
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Speaker 3: f C absolutely caning the Phoenix, humiliating them to zip.
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Speaker 6: Yes, all Blacks who want to discuss it? Not really?
15:56
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean look, I watched the first half and
15:59
Speaker 5: then I got about five minutes and the second half
16:01
Speaker 5: and I turned it off.
16:01
Speaker 6: I did the same thing. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't enjoyable.
16:05
Speaker 5: Every now and again you get one of those games,
16:06
Speaker 5: don't you wear the all Blacks will sink to the
16:08
Speaker 5: level of their opposition. It's the last game of the season.
16:11
Speaker 5: They can't be bothered. And that's why I'd always prefer
16:14
Speaker 5: to have Italy be the first game of a Northern
16:16
Speaker 5: tour rather than the last. Sure, because they're not going
16:18
Speaker 5: to drop the guard for an Ireland or in England
16:21
Speaker 5: or anything. But it was an incredibly tough watch.
16:24
Speaker 2: I've got to be honest with you, feelows. I was
16:26
Speaker 2: late to the game because I was making love, so
16:29
Speaker 2: I missed the entire first half, right, then I watched
16:32
Speaker 2: about ten minutes of the second half and when I'm
16:34
Speaker 2: gamed at the.
16:35
Speaker 6: Gym, weird making love then go to the gym by
16:38
Speaker 6: the way, Yeah, it's a really weird way to do.
16:40
Speaker 3: Absolutely physical kind of guy in the weekend.
16:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
16:45
Speaker 6: My dad takes after the game dawn.
16:47
Speaker 2: Yeah.
16:48
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I've never heard him say this, but he said, well,
16:50
Speaker 6: that was a tough watch. Oh really, And he also
16:52
Speaker 6: said I'm kind of glad the season's over, you know
16:55
Speaker 6: what I mean. And so for him to say that
16:57
Speaker 6: dedicated absolutely loves the All Blacks.
17:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, Let's look at Razors record because he came
17:03
Speaker 3: with high expectations there, Mogi and Kezy ten out of fourteen,
17:07
Speaker 3: barely a past mark as a percentage of winning.
17:11
Speaker 4: I think you went bloody well this year.
17:13
Speaker 5: I think the Springboks, considering they're in the absolute prime
17:17
Speaker 5: as a team and have been together for some years now,
17:20
Speaker 5: and that we sort of lost twice to them but
17:22
Speaker 5: were within seven points and probably could have taken out
17:24
Speaker 5: of when the fact that we lost by one point
17:27
Speaker 5: of France and pain, the fact that we are in
17:30
Speaker 5: a rebuilding year and they're just trying to start buying
17:33
Speaker 5: into waddlers that Rais is going to do. I'll start
17:35
Speaker 5: judging them in year two and three.
17:39
Speaker 3: I was just sort of talking about the expectations that
17:41
Speaker 3: he is just going to win everything.
17:42
Speaker 6: Yeah, check it now.
17:45
Speaker 2: So but yeah, no, fair cop, fair cop.
17:47
Speaker 6: Ten out of fouring pretty good and three out of
17:49
Speaker 6: four on the road, you know, Northern tour. It's a
17:51
Speaker 6: tough tour.
17:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have preferred the clean sweep. Actually, Keezy,
17:55
Speaker 2: well we all wore Jess. Yeah, that puts me off
17:57
Speaker 2: a little bit, to be honest.
18:00
Speaker 4: You should never darry Man, Yes, anyone.
18:02
Speaker 2: Have any darry No, you're not allowed that right, Okay.
18:05
Speaker 1: The hod Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
18:09
Speaker 1: and Keezy.
18:10
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed tool there on the radio Hodankee Big Show
18:13
Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon. For those of you that are interested
18:16
Speaker 3: in the cricket Australia are currently four seventy eight four
18:20
Speaker 3: for seventy eight chasing five hundred and thirty four.
18:24
Speaker 6: It's not gonna happen, is it, Jose.
18:25
Speaker 2: No, it's not gonna happen. It's still another day and
18:27
Speaker 2: a half ago, so it's all over over.
18:29
Speaker 6: I reckon hey fellas. When I was a youngster, I
18:32
Speaker 6: remember in January it was an important time of year
18:35
Speaker 6: for the key Fano where we would all hop into
18:38
Speaker 6: my dad's various pickup trucks and things and heaps of
18:41
Speaker 6: old car stuff to Coomu every year for the Classic
18:44
Speaker 6: Car and hot Rod Festival that happens there, three day
18:46
Speaker 6: event Friday, Saturday Sunday, one of the biggest car shows
18:49
Speaker 6: in New Zealand. It is I would have gone to
18:52
Speaker 6: it fifteen years in a row of my childhood right,
18:55
Speaker 6: stayed the night all three nights. Dad was selling car
18:57
Speaker 6: parts and talking shop with people. So I've got a
19:01
Speaker 6: backbone backbone city, to be honest, and so I haven't
19:06
Speaker 6: been in the last few years. So the fact that
19:08
Speaker 6: we're actually even talking about is blood exciting for me.
19:10
Speaker 4: I'm going to go along.
19:10
Speaker 3: I saw actually on that front, Keezy, you brought in
19:12
Speaker 3: your little truck e to day. Yeah you see, yeah,
19:16
Speaker 3: you got two spaces actually because of the way he parted.
19:19
Speaker 5: Yeahs to interact, man, But do you have a point
19:23
Speaker 5: to that story or are you just sort.
19:25
Speaker 4: Of just walk down memory lane.
19:27
Speaker 6: I just sort to kill two minutes. Alreadio by chatting
19:29
Speaker 6: about myself and my childhood. But also we're giving away
19:33
Speaker 6: an all inclusive trip to Auckland for the festival in January,
19:38
Speaker 6: including flights and accommodation. As I said, it's a three
19:40
Speaker 6: day event, the seventeenth or the nineteenth, that's Friday through Sunday.
19:43
Speaker 6: We can work out the details, how long you want
19:45
Speaker 6: to spend there, what you want to do. But in
19:46
Speaker 6: the next hour you have to listen out for this.
19:52
Speaker 6: Sorry that Mike did a fart in the middle of that.
19:54
Speaker 6: I'm just going to play it again, just that people
19:55
Speaker 6: don't think it's got to find it so you can
19:58
Speaker 6: listen out for this, but I would to play it
20:04
Speaker 6: one more time, Okay, So just listen out for this
20:05
Speaker 6: without the fart. Mike, Can I ask a question? Sorry
20:13
Speaker 6: on chase. When you hear the horn call, I said, oh,
20:16
Speaker 6: eight hundred hodaki and you get yourself and the draw
20:18
Speaker 6: it's going to happen in the next hour.
20:20
Speaker 2: Do they have accommodation and quum you to you?
20:23
Speaker 6: Yeah, wasting cumu qum you.
20:26
Speaker 2: Did they actually have accommodation there?
20:28
Speaker 4: Do they?
20:28
Speaker 2: Well?
20:29
Speaker 3: I mean it's a town because I've been I never
20:31
Speaker 3: stopped there because she's pretty rough.
20:33
Speaker 6: No, Kumi is not rough at all. In fact, it's
20:36
Speaker 6: really nice, you know what I mean. It's the kind
20:37
Speaker 6: of place you'd like to aspire to live.
20:39
Speaker 3: I think I stopped there for a toasty once and
20:41
Speaker 3: just only barely made it out of there alive.
20:44
Speaker 6: What was this in like nineteen sixty something, Well.
20:46
Speaker 2: It was like nineteen ninety five. Yeah.
20:49
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a lovely place.
20:50
Speaker 2: And my hot rod and you're hot.
20:52
Speaker 6: What was it again? Pardon if you are keen, as
20:55
Speaker 6: I said, listen out for that horn. It's going to
20:57
Speaker 6: be happening in the next hour, which is bloody exciting.
21:00
Speaker 2: Great stuff. All that after five o'clock.
21:05
Speaker 1: The Hohodiche Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
21:08
Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
21:10
Speaker 3: You're welcome back, your massive bagbones. Hope your Monday is
21:13
Speaker 3: going along tickety boo. The time is five oh two
21:16
Speaker 3: and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
21:18
Speaker 3: brought to you by Twoey.
21:21
Speaker 6: Get it in you, get it in you. If you
21:23
Speaker 6: have a look around New Zealand, you might spot you
21:25
Speaker 6: with a man hang on, but can I just do
21:28
Speaker 6: that again? And then you come in with that.
21:30
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, if.
21:31
Speaker 6: You look around the place, New Zealand, you might notice
21:33
Speaker 6: the old towoy billboards are coming back.
21:35
Speaker 4: Yeah right, Mike am I right, yeah, you are right.
21:39
Speaker 6: To be fair, they are back, and to be honest,
21:40
Speaker 6: it's good because we could deal with a laugh.
21:42
Speaker 3: It's really interesting actually, because I had a meeting with
21:45
Speaker 3: toy management.
21:46
Speaker 2: The names pardon, what were their names?
21:48
Speaker 6: To management? What were their names?
21:50
Speaker 2: Richard and Clarice?
21:53
Speaker 6: Or is a boy or a girl?
21:55
Speaker 4: A girl?
21:55
Speaker 2: Obviously, I've never heard of a boy called Clarice.
21:58
Speaker 6: I've never heard of anyone called Reese other than in
22:01
Speaker 6: the Have you ever watched Silence? Yeah, that's the only person.
22:05
Speaker 2: Right, okay. And they were saying, hey, listen and loving
22:08
Speaker 2: the show. You guys are doing a great job, and
22:11
Speaker 2: just keep encouraging people.
22:12
Speaker 3: If they've got ideas for billboards, fire them through on
22:15
Speaker 3: three four eight three. We'll run them up the flagpole
22:19
Speaker 3: and see how they go. It could, I mean, you
22:21
Speaker 3: could become a multi.
22:22
Speaker 2: Millionaire if they accept one of your ideas.
22:25
Speaker 6: So you're promising that if one of your ideas gets
22:27
Speaker 6: through on three four eight three, they will pay you
22:28
Speaker 6: a million dollars.
22:29
Speaker 4: Ever, get through, yeah, saying they could. Yeah, so yeah,
22:33
Speaker 4: But I.
22:33
Speaker 6: Feel like that's the only sort of thing that you'd
22:35
Speaker 6: say if you knew it wasn't going to get through.
22:37
Speaker 6: Like you're not even going to do anything with the suggestions.
22:39
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, I will fare them straight through the pugs.
22:42
Speaker 3: You'll far them straight through to Richard and Clarice.
22:46
Speaker 6: All right, now, so where was the meeting?
22:48
Speaker 2: Pardon?
22:48
Speaker 6: Where was the meeting?
22:51
Speaker 2: They came undo my place because I just wanted to
22:54
Speaker 2: keep it.
22:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, I should make them a coffee keasy. Hey, Now, listen,
23:00
Speaker 3: I've got a question that I want to ask you
23:02
Speaker 3: fellows next, and I don't want it to degenerate into
23:05
Speaker 3: filth chat, but it's something I sort of I'm genuinely,
23:09
Speaker 3: genuinely interested in knowing, right, So we'll be getting into
23:12
Speaker 3: that next.
23:13
Speaker 2: It is hygiene related, I will warn you.
23:15
Speaker 6: Is it the sort of thing that might spark up
23:17
Speaker 6: the nation?
23:18
Speaker 2: I think so? I think so. But in the meantime,
23:21
Speaker 2: it's going to Roses.
23:24
Speaker 6: Big Show podcast.
23:25
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, Lincoln Park there on the radio Hurdarchy Big
23:29
Speaker 3: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five thirteen. Now, fellas,
23:33
Speaker 3: what I'm about to talk about now, I don't. I
23:36
Speaker 3: just want to clarify before we get into it that
23:39
Speaker 3: I don't want this conversation to degenerate into.
23:43
Speaker 6: Filth roll as long as it doesn't start with philth.
23:46
Speaker 2: There's no actually there's no filth in it. But I
23:49
Speaker 2: just know what you guys are like and that you
23:51
Speaker 2: will take it to a place of filth when that
23:54
Speaker 2: was not my intention.
23:55
Speaker 5: Now, well, I just want to say that I'm a
23:57
Speaker 5: little bit concerned about the types of conversations that are
24:00
Speaker 5: happening while the songs are playing. Some of the chat
24:03
Speaker 5: that's happening off here is disgraceful.
24:07
Speaker 2: Perpetrated by one micman Ague.
24:11
Speaker 3: Now, I don't know about you guys, but I, for me,
24:16
Speaker 3: time on the duney is a contemplative time and I
24:21
Speaker 3: often sit there while i'm you know.
24:25
Speaker 6: Secret.
24:29
Speaker 2: Just just it's just a word.
24:31
Speaker 3: Keasy way when I'm forming my three perfect all right,
24:38
Speaker 3: And I often find it a time to think about
24:40
Speaker 3: the world and things going on in my life and
24:43
Speaker 3: stuff like that. And I was taking a massive dump
24:47
Speaker 3: on Sundays, and.
24:54
Speaker 2: This is true.
24:55
Speaker 3: It occurred to me, I thought, and I finish off
24:58
Speaker 3: the job there, and I I thought to myself, Now,
25:01
Speaker 3: why is it that we wipe our hands after we wash?
25:07
Speaker 4: Yes, sorry, I want to tell wash our hands es?
25:10
Speaker 2: Should we take it dump?
25:11
Speaker 3: Because my point being, all that I've touched in the
25:15
Speaker 3: process of cleansing myself in the toilet bowl is toilet tissue.
25:19
Speaker 2: Now, if you're touching anything else other than that, you're
25:22
Speaker 2: doing it wrong.
25:23
Speaker 4: Yeah.
25:24
Speaker 3: And I don't know about you guys, but I'm heavy
25:27
Speaker 3: on the toilet tissue, so my hand never actually gets
25:32
Speaker 3: anywhere near the inaverted commas affected areas. So I cleanse myself,
25:38
Speaker 3: I flush, and then, of course, being a hygienic kind
25:41
Speaker 3: of guy, I always wash my hands afterwards.
25:44
Speaker 2: But I thought, why do we do that?
25:46
Speaker 3: Because all I've actually done here is handled toilet paper.
25:50
Speaker 6: Right, So just quickly three four eight three. Feel free
25:53
Speaker 6: to text us with your opinion. Should you have to
25:54
Speaker 6: wash your hands after taking a dump, you will go
25:57
Speaker 6: on the drawer for a to prize pack. What's your
26:02
Speaker 6: opinion on this moge, because there's not even an argument
26:05
Speaker 6: to be had here.
26:07
Speaker 5: I guess when you say it doesn't come near your anus,
26:12
Speaker 5: your fingers, that is it's a body part, kesey.
26:14
Speaker 2: Grow up on how old are you?
26:17
Speaker 6: It's it's coming within millimeters.
26:21
Speaker 2: Well, so what I mean you're washing your hands because
26:25
Speaker 2: of the gas perhaps coming.
26:27
Speaker 5: Well, this is the thing, this is the argument, Jase,
26:30
Speaker 5: is that it can get on you. It's airborne, right
26:33
Speaker 5: because it's invisible. It's like you know, you know somehow
26:36
Speaker 5: keys you're not going to block your ears, mate, And
26:40
Speaker 5: you know he said it's.
26:42
Speaker 6: Airborne, not noseborn.
26:43
Speaker 5: Jay's lucky for you when you when you pass wind,
26:48
Speaker 5: you will put it that way. That's invisible, isn't it.
26:50
Speaker 5: But that's sort of tiny poop particles that are going
26:52
Speaker 5: up your nose, and so that sort of stuff can
26:54
Speaker 5: get close to your hands as well when you're reaching
26:55
Speaker 5: down into the toilet, there going around your bum bum
27:00
Speaker 5: and so you've got to be careful of that. But
27:01
Speaker 5: let me say this, I completely agree, thanks mate. And
27:04
Speaker 5: I haven't washed my hands for probably ten fifteen years.
27:07
Speaker 5: Awesome and I am and I am a picture of health.
27:12
Speaker 2: Thank you, Mogi.
27:13
Speaker 6: You haven't washed your hands in ten fifteen years.
27:15
Speaker 5: No, I know, I think it's I think it's I
27:18
Speaker 5: think it's big toilet paper that are conning us. You
27:20
Speaker 5: still used toilet paper, but I do I just think
27:25
Speaker 5: you know, it's it's the soap companies more.
27:27
Speaker 4: I should say that.
27:28
Speaker 5: You know, they say, oh, you've got to wash your hand,
27:30
Speaker 5: You got to wash your hands for two minutes, et cetera,
27:32
Speaker 5: et cetera.
27:33
Speaker 2: Rubbish exactly. And because I know you're massively anal and
27:37
Speaker 2: then what that.
27:39
Speaker 3: You you know, anywhere in that dirty area for you, you're.
27:42
Speaker 2: Vigorously scrubbing and washing. So I know that you do that.
27:47
Speaker 2: It just I'm not saying it's right or wrong. I'm
27:50
Speaker 2: just saying you're just starting the question. Now I'm asking
27:52
Speaker 2: the question why do we do it? Because I never get.
27:55
Speaker 6: Near exactly what you're saying. And I understand what you're saying.
28:02
Speaker 6: I just think that didn't when people were doing surgery
28:05
Speaker 6: back in the day. Didn't Florence Nightingale or something. Didn't
28:07
Speaker 6: she go to war? And so people need to clean
28:09
Speaker 6: their hands because this is why people are dying so
28:11
Speaker 6: often in surgery and stuff, because you get all sorts
28:13
Speaker 6: of stuff on your hands. You don't realize.
28:15
Speaker 5: Yeah, and so I think they wore though their hands
28:18
Speaker 5: were covered in blood and dirt like literally stuff.
28:22
Speaker 3: I've never performed surgery when I'm taking a dump.
28:26
Speaker 6: What oh stuff at three four eight three. What do
28:30
Speaker 6: you think New Zealand should you have to wash your hands?
28:31
Speaker 6: I think people should be washing their hands more anyway.
28:33
Speaker 6: So it's almost like a it's good to wash your
28:35
Speaker 6: hands a few times a day just in case. And
28:37
Speaker 6: I don't work for big soap.
28:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you you had a kind of sickly childhood,
28:42
Speaker 3: so that makes sense.
28:44
Speaker 4: I mean.
28:44
Speaker 6: And I don't want people coming around me with peey.
28:46
Speaker 4: Hands, you know what I mean?
28:47
Speaker 2: Because I often think that we don't have time and
28:50
Speaker 2: people are really unhealthy.
28:52
Speaker 5: It's because they clean completely washed, constantly wash themselves.
28:56
Speaker 1: Pressure the Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoy, Mike Minogue
29:01
Speaker 1: and Kissy.
29:02
Speaker 3: This indeed the Beast Boys there on the radio Hodikey
29:05
Speaker 3: Big Show this Monday afternoon.
29:06
Speaker 2: Now before that you might have heard a little car
29:08
Speaker 2: horn there that's going off in the middle of a song.
29:11
Speaker 6: This is called the Big Show, Honker.
29:15
Speaker 3: And a Soul in relation to the Kumu Classic Car
29:19
Speaker 3: and hot Rod Festival. And we've got flights accommodation if
29:23
Speaker 3: you want to go along to that. So we're asking
29:25
Speaker 3: people to give us a call and get in the drawer. Now,
29:28
Speaker 3: I don't have my glasses on.
29:29
Speaker 2: So I'm just going to go.
29:30
Speaker 3: With Carl first, get a Carl your messive back bone
29:34
Speaker 3: house life. Ye yeah, good gangs, mate, goud you love
29:39
Speaker 3: your cars to your cow oh.
29:41
Speaker 8: I don't mind the car if it's made a bet.
29:44
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's passion, that's real passion there, brother.
29:47
Speaker 6: What what? What kind of cars are you into?
29:49
Speaker 3: Car?
29:51
Speaker 8: The knife one, Queensie. I actually love a Chevvy toado A.
30:00
Speaker 3: That's great, that's so good. So just actually stand on
30:03
Speaker 3: the line there and I'll check you over to but
30:05
Speaker 3: in studio being will sort you out in the drawer, James,
30:09
Speaker 3: your mad Barsard?
30:10
Speaker 2: How's life James? Good weekend?
30:14
Speaker 6: James was man absolutely negative, responsibly obviously.
30:22
Speaker 2: What sort of car are you running at the moment, James?
30:29
Speaker 6: Turbo Diesel number? What are we talking?
30:35
Speaker 2: Mate?
30:35
Speaker 3: Well, James, you're in the drawer as well, mate, So
30:37
Speaker 3: you hold on and Pugsam will take care of your bread.
30:40
Speaker 2: Your mad Barsart, how's life afternoon?
30:43
Speaker 4: How are we?
30:44
Speaker 7: Yeah?
30:47
Speaker 2: What do you do for a crust? Mate?
30:49
Speaker 5: Uh?
30:49
Speaker 8: Dodgy old carpenter?
30:53
Speaker 2: And what sort of hicle are you running at the moment?
30:57
Speaker 8: I've got a sixty three single vote singer, Yes, a
31:02
Speaker 8: singer like an old woman's car twenty three year projects.
31:05
Speaker 8: So I could go up here and watch what I
31:08
Speaker 8: could be maybe.
31:09
Speaker 6: Well, I don't think i've ever seen one of those
31:10
Speaker 6: on the road before I heard of one.
31:12
Speaker 4: I haven't seen what you're talking about.
31:16
Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe I'm lying.
31:17
Speaker 6: He could be lying, although if you were lying, you
31:19
Speaker 6: would have seen something like you got a lamber or
31:21
Speaker 6: a little blue tracking.
31:23
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly, great needs for you, Brad.
31:27
Speaker 3: You're also on the draw mate, sad line there and
31:30
Speaker 3: Pakistan in the studio.
31:32
Speaker 2: B will sort you out.
31:33
Speaker 3: Packs has really got an attitude towards me today every day,
31:36
Speaker 3: every time I look at me, just shakes his head
31:38
Speaker 3: or tells me to wrap it up or whatever.
31:40
Speaker 6: Tell you to wrap it up, you know what I mean.
31:43
Speaker 6: Don't stop talking.
31:44
Speaker 2: Stop talk.
31:45
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
31:45
Speaker 6: By the way, by the way, text the flooding it
31:47
Speaker 6: on three four rate three Jase's hot topic and if
31:51
Speaker 6: you've just joined us, Jace wants to know why he
31:53
Speaker 6: has to wash his hands after taking a dump. He
31:55
Speaker 6: thinks it's an outrage and to be honest, there's a
31:57
Speaker 6: text here on three four rate three. It's it sounds
32:00
Speaker 6: like Jace isn't washing his hands and is just checking
32:03
Speaker 6: with you guys before he comes clean about it. It's disgusting.
32:06
Speaker 6: Plenty of texts coming in there, but we'll read all
32:07
Speaker 6: of those next.
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Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
32:13
Speaker 3: And Kisey Nirvana there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
32:17
Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon. The time is five thirty eight now,
32:19
Speaker 3: great news. We're back on the road again this week.
32:22
Speaker 2: Feels in my part of the neighborhood, West Auckland Hangar.
32:26
Speaker 6: Bar that's right out west there. We've never done West Aalkland.
32:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm intrigued to see how we go actually, and.
32:32
Speaker 6: West Ankland is Backbone country of course. We are also
32:36
Speaker 6: debuting the brand new Radio Hodarky Pie thanks to Dad's
32:39
Speaker 6: Pie suff you'd like to come along be one of
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Speaker 6: the first people in the country to taste one of
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Speaker 6: those and listen to the Big Show live from four
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Speaker 6: till seven to make sure this Thursday you come to
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Speaker 6: the Hangar Henderson, West Aorkland, across the road from Trust
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Speaker 6: Arena there and we'll be doing the show live.
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Speaker 5: Can't wait, babe. Backbone t shirts available as well. Oh yeah,
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Speaker 5: what about those bar blades? We'll have any of those, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 5: always yea.
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Speaker 4: Free pies will be there as well. I actually tried.
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Speaker 5: That pie over the weekend, and in fact I had
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Speaker 5: two of them and they're bloody good.
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Speaker 4: Yes, they're a little.
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Speaker 6: Bit bigger than your traditional pie keysytalopeno in there, man,
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Speaker 6: just a.
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Speaker 5: Little bit of a zing in their bloody delicious, great
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Speaker 5: great pie.
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Speaker 2: Looking forward to it, actually very much looking forward to
33:20
Speaker 2: both being out west and having a pie.
33:23
Speaker 6: Just some quick breaking news. This is breaking news. Did
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Speaker 6: Jason hasn't washed his hands after taking a dumb Now?
33:35
Speaker 6: It's what you said.
33:36
Speaker 3: No, that's not what I said. I said as I
33:39
Speaker 3: was taking a dump. I was just pondering why is
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Speaker 3: it that we do wash our hands after we've done it?
33:46
Speaker 3: Because I don't know about you fellows. I don't make
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Speaker 3: contact with my buttock, said, all the tissue does, and
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Speaker 3: my hand doesn't get anywhere near the affected area, so
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Speaker 3: I always wash my hands.
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Speaker 2: I was just curious as to why we do it.
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Speaker 4: You were saying at school, they used to call you
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Speaker 4: ship mets.
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Speaker 6: Yeah you were saying that, Yeah, was I Your wife
34:08
Speaker 6: still calls you that does ticks here and your support Jase,
34:12
Speaker 6: She does still call you key? Keep it on ship
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Speaker 6: mets on three fours coming.
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Speaker 2: Why is she talking to you?
34:26
Speaker 6: Aman tears Ah washing your hands as a conspiracy run
34:30
Speaker 6: by soap companies. Stay safe out there feelings?
34:32
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah good.
34:34
Speaker 6: I couldn't agree more.
34:35
Speaker 4: Jason.
34:35
Speaker 6: I've explained this to my mates and they will just
34:37
Speaker 6: give me ship chirp. That's from something. Yeah, how about
34:42
Speaker 6: this one? Poo bugs go through ten layers of toilet paper.
34:45
Speaker 6: We tested it at Uni gross af Oh my god,
34:49
Speaker 6: through ten layers they will still get through, still get through.
34:52
Speaker 2: I always use fifteen sheets.
34:55
Speaker 6: Right, what about this? I don't know if this is true?
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Speaker 4: It up here we go.
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Speaker 6: You should only ever wash your hands if they are
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Speaker 6: visibly soiled. That is what they recommend in hospital. I
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Speaker 6: am a healthcare worker. It helps to build your immunity.
35:08
Speaker 4: Well, this is now, this is my concern. I think.
35:11
Speaker 5: I think, in particular in Western culture, we are obsessed
35:14
Speaker 5: with cleaning things. True, there's all of this soap and
35:17
Speaker 5: these cleaning products that get sold to you, and all
35:19
Speaker 5: I think it does is that it strengthens the bugs
35:23
Speaker 5: because you're not wiping them out right, it's worth anti biotox.
35:25
Speaker 5: You've got to wipe them out. You're going to take
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Speaker 5: the full course. I sincerely believe we are obsessed with
35:29
Speaker 5: cleaning too much.
35:30
Speaker 2: I agree with you.
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Speaker 3: In fact, we actually didn't wash our kids for ten years. No,
35:35
Speaker 3: never missed a day of school.
35:37
Speaker 4: I don't wash it. I don't wash it. You know,
35:38
Speaker 4: the car, the house, nothing.
35:41
Speaker 3: Just leave the fell there and that way you get
35:44
Speaker 3: immune to all those things, washing and cleaning everything all
35:49
Speaker 3: the time, because you've got more obsanity.
35:53
Speaker 6: I agree, we've got to draw the line somewhere. Right,
35:55
Speaker 6: So when I have kids, they'll be eating mud and
35:58
Speaker 6: doing whatever.
35:59
Speaker 4: I don't care.
36:00
Speaker 6: That's fine. I'm not gonna be scrubbing them with Dettol
36:01
Speaker 6: and all that. However, I think you should wash your
36:03
Speaker 6: hands after wipeing. I think there is a line to
36:05
Speaker 6: be drawn somewhere. It's not all the bugs or none
36:08
Speaker 6: of the bugs, somewhere in the middle is good.
36:10
Speaker 5: Well, how are people going to listen to Keyzy? You
36:12
Speaker 5: know you that you've you've barely even made it around
36:14
Speaker 5: the block once yet, or Hoydy j an absolute backbone
36:19
Speaker 5: somebody that they call ship met.
36:20
Speaker 6: Yeah that's true. Actually I can see to you ship mates.
36:24
Speaker 6: Thanks mate, Hey Scar, tissue?
36:27
Speaker 4: What about it?
36:27
Speaker 6: But toilet tissue?
36:28
Speaker 4: All right?
36:31
Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
36:34
Speaker 3: And Kesey Crowded House there on the radio Hodikey Big
36:38
Speaker 3: Show this Monday afternoon.
36:39
Speaker 2: The time is five point fifty four.
36:41
Speaker 4: How good was that gig? Jose, Yes, so good?
36:43
Speaker 5: In Hamilton there, Kezy mate me and Hoddy j We
36:47
Speaker 5: went to the crowded House gig over the weekend there,
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Speaker 5: Rin dere.
36:50
Speaker 6: Wasn't it an Auckland?
36:52
Speaker 2: No?
36:53
Speaker 4: No, No, I think it was Hamilton? Okay? And gotten
36:56
Speaker 4: the horror of a fight, didn't we?
36:58
Speaker 2: Yeah?
36:58
Speaker 4: We did?
36:58
Speaker 2: Oh really decaps, Wow, I'm off for darts and someone
37:02
Speaker 2: said the wrong thing and I can't even remember how Yeah,
37:05
Speaker 2: it didn't even matter.
37:06
Speaker 5: Eon hell you Yeah, Well, to be fair, it was
37:09
Speaker 5: a bit more than being an honor bit.
37:10
Speaker 4: Jason.
37:11
Speaker 5: You you know, you'n't asked to talk to them, And
37:13
Speaker 5: they said, oh do you like crowded house?
37:15
Speaker 2: Do you?
37:15
Speaker 4: And Jace just saw red, didn't you?
37:18
Speaker 8: Ma?
37:18
Speaker 4: Wow? Yeah, it was all over it.
37:19
Speaker 8: Man.
37:19
Speaker 6: Do you feel bad now because that seems like a
37:21
Speaker 6: bit of an overreaction.
37:22
Speaker 2: No, nah, it was all good.
37:24
Speaker 4: That's what they get got the old.
37:25
Speaker 3: Ship mats out Hey, Now listen after six o'clock, what's
37:31
Speaker 3: for teen New Zealing with me?
37:34
Speaker 6: Geazy? Stop farting in the middle of everything.
37:37
Speaker 3: So whatever you're having for t text us now three
37:40
Speaker 3: four eight three. Remember, everyone that does that goes in
37:42
Speaker 3: the draw for a toy prize page.
37:43
Speaker 6: It's my segments to let me throw to it.
37:45
Speaker 4: What's in the what's in that?
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Speaker 5: Um?
37:49
Speaker 2: Yeah?
37:49
Speaker 6: What are you having for teen New Zealand? Texted three
37:51
Speaker 6: on three four eight three and include your name and
37:56
Speaker 6: we'll read it out on the radio and you can
37:58
Speaker 6: want a toy prize pack.
37:59
Speaker 4: Sounds good?
38:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, great stuff all that After six o'clock.
38:06
Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
38:09
Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
38:12
Speaker 2: Welcome back here, Messi Bagblones. Hope your Monday is going
38:14
Speaker 2: along very nicely.
38:15
Speaker 3: Indeed, you are listening to the Big Show, brought to
38:18
Speaker 3: you by two We get it in here, yeah right,
38:21
Speaker 3: you get it in here?
38:22
Speaker 4: Yeah?
38:23
Speaker 3: Hey, Now listen to the podcast. Outro is basically us
38:26
Speaker 3: warming up for the radio show.
38:28
Speaker 4: That's true.
38:28
Speaker 2: It's very casual, it's very laid back.
38:30
Speaker 3: Do you it's R eighteen generally expecting you in there
38:36
Speaker 3: that you know puk Shan has to put a disclaimer on.
38:38
Speaker 3: I don't think there was any in today's podcast, do
38:41
Speaker 3: you do?
38:42
Speaker 6: You guys think we have to explain what it is
38:43
Speaker 6: every day?
38:44
Speaker 4: No, I'd rather we didn't. Yeah, that's driven by you,
38:46
Speaker 4: Captain Edmin.
38:47
Speaker 6: Why I didn't even know. I'm not kept it.
38:50
Speaker 3: I've actually stopped doing that. That's the fist I've done
38:52
Speaker 3: it in ages was huge?
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Speaker 4: True?
38:54
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you jump in there, Captain Edmund, that's not true.
38:59
Speaker 3: What's the today keys?
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Speaker 4: Oh, good question, Jace.
39:02
Speaker 6: The clip today is from the podcast outro, which is
39:05
Speaker 6: bonus content we do every day search Hoducky Big Show
39:08
Speaker 6: we get your podcast from. They come out at seven thirty.
39:10
Speaker 6: And this better not be the clip that I told
39:12
Speaker 6: Pugs not to put it. And I'll be furious if
39:16
Speaker 6: I get home and on purse. You know, it's like
39:18
Speaker 6: two am and I want to show a bit. I'll
39:20
Speaker 6: do a wheez in the shower. Yeah, what a pig?
39:22
Speaker 6: Can you clip that off?
39:23
Speaker 4: Pug? Pugs?
39:25
Speaker 6: And also, don't make that the little clip we play
39:27
Speaker 6: on the radio show Little clip the radio just after,
39:31
Speaker 6: don't you did, so that was you know, I.
39:34
Speaker 5: Just want to know how Keyesy feels about that, hey go,
39:37
Speaker 5: because you specifically ask Pugs to just keep that in
39:40
Speaker 5: the podcast, and yet here it is you're playing out
39:42
Speaker 5: live to millions of people.
39:45
Speaker 6: Well, obviously Pugs are dead to me now we had
39:48
Speaker 6: a great thing going there. In fact, we're kind of
39:49
Speaker 6: a packaged deal at one stage. No longer because they're
39:53
Speaker 6: doing weeze in the shower, but went on here.
39:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, can I just can I just say, Kesy, over
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Speaker 2: the last couple of years is you've given me a
40:01
Speaker 2: lot of jump about my toilet, toileting and all that
40:04
Speaker 2: sort of stuff. You're toileting and you know, and now
40:08
Speaker 2: now to know that every time you get steamed you
40:11
Speaker 2: go home into the shower and do a power urine. Straight.
40:14
Speaker 4: Okay, this is we're just every day you're taking this
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Speaker 4: single day.
40:19
Speaker 6: I said, Okay, this is the Yes, you get to
40:21
Speaker 6: listen to the podcast outro for full context, because you'll
40:23
Speaker 6: find that it was no inear what you just lied about.
40:26
Speaker 5: Because it's what you were saying on the podcast outro
40:29
Speaker 5: and you can get that, you know, listen to that
40:30
Speaker 5: wherever you get your podcasts. You'll sort of be out somewhere.
40:33
Speaker 5: You get to chatting and you sort of forget you
40:35
Speaker 5: don't haven't broken the seal, and you've had about, you know,
40:37
Speaker 5: ten or eleven beers, and it's not until you get
40:39
Speaker 5: home in the shower hats that you unleash with sort
40:42
Speaker 5: of five leaders of.
40:43
Speaker 2: You, you know how, you know how, Mogi.
40:50
Speaker 3: You're going to an old person's house sometimes and they've
40:52
Speaker 3: been a smoker for like forty or fifty years, there'd
40:57
Speaker 3: be like that nicotine staying on the roof.
40:59
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like in Kyzy's path.
41:04
Speaker 9: That's really good, Hoidy Jane's that's great, mate. It's not
41:17
Speaker 9: this funny, It's not this funny. But listen, what the song?
41:26
Speaker 2: What's new?
41:29
Speaker 4: It's up?
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Speaker 6: Nickt ticks through. Are you're having for dinner? On three
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Speaker 6: four eight three you win a two prize pack. What's
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Speaker 6: the song?
41:35
Speaker 1: Jays Allison The Hilarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
41:40
Speaker 3: Tune in four on radiol Collective Soul There on the radio,
41:45
Speaker 3: hol Lucky Big Show this Monday afternoon.
41:48
Speaker 2: But right now it's time for.
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Speaker 6: You, Hey guys. Text here from Steve what's for tea
41:54
Speaker 6: News Zealand with me Ki.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 6: It's the wordarining segment where you text through what you're
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Speaker 6: having for dinner. We then read it out loud on
42:05
Speaker 6: the radio and then Jason Michael sort of give their
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Speaker 6: opinions on it. Yeah, okay, so we're going to start
42:11
Speaker 6: with thank you, gooday guys. Liz here, Jamie who's.
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Speaker 2: That she's politician.
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Speaker 6: Daughter?
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Speaker 4: Sorry?
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Speaker 2: Um?
42:28
Speaker 6: Yes, and she's having prawn dumplings and rum oh.
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Speaker 3: I like that just on the dumpling front, by the way,
42:35
Speaker 3: because we've suddenly figured out how to cook the bloody
42:38
Speaker 3: things because you buy them frozen.
42:40
Speaker 2: Of course.
42:42
Speaker 3: Yeah, we read the instructors but it never worked out.
42:44
Speaker 3: But I've been cooking a lot of dumplings lately. It's
42:47
Speaker 3: top notch.
42:48
Speaker 4: My wife is making us dumpling soup for this evening Instagram.
42:52
Speaker 4: Let you know how it goes tomorrow.
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Speaker 2: Good stuff.
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Speaker 6: Do you wash your hands after taking a dumpling?
42:58
Speaker 2: No?
42:59
Speaker 6: Discuss? Get a Feela's James here? Oh my god, James Dean.
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Speaker 6: Would James Dean?
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Speaker 4: Thank you?
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Speaker 6: Who's James Wood?
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Speaker 5: I think you're thinking of James Woods as well as
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Speaker 5: a just James James and James and.
43:23
Speaker 6: Tonight, I'm having pickled onions and cheese for dinner, followed
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Speaker 6: by some pev over I made for dessert. Beautiful.
43:29
Speaker 4: You're not allowed to eat pav over until it's Christmas.
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Speaker 4: That's one of the rules.
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Speaker 6: I think summer. It's not even summery it is it?
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Speaker 4: No?
43:36
Speaker 6: Can I think spring?
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Speaker 2: Can?
43:38
Speaker 3: I just ask you qu your opinion on this because
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Speaker 3: I'm a big thing the old pickled onion.
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Speaker 4: I love a pick.
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Speaker 3: A really head one, but great pickled.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, bloody beautiful.
43:52
Speaker 6: Because I love pickled cucumbers or pickles. I've seen you
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Speaker 6: guys eat them. Get a fella's archer here?
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, fell? Who fell archer?
44:11
Speaker 6: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Who's that?
44:13
Speaker 2: Look them up on Wikipedia?
44:15
Speaker 6: Okay, roast chicken and new potatoes.
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Speaker 4: Oh, new potatoes.
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Speaker 2: And there's a lot of protein and car Yeah, it says.
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Speaker 6: Here a few greens. Don't want it to be all
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Speaker 6: protein and carbs. Chick Yeah, good from Tony. Oh my god,
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Speaker 6: you're the guy that is a comedian and does part
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Speaker 6: time work here at hold up?
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Speaker 8: Yeah?
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Speaker 6: Is in acc Get a lads and old recipe in
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Speaker 6: my mum's boiled eggs and asparagus casserole done and cheese sauce.
44:44
Speaker 4: It sounds like shit. Oh damn, it's a puke fist.
44:48
Speaker 2: I mean I washed my hands after making that.
44:50
Speaker 4: I want to wash my hands after hearing that.
44:52
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, what about this? Caleb Clark is ebec already?
44:57
Speaker 2: Is he?
44:57
Speaker 6: Caleb Clark? Get a Fellas and Hoidy Janis. I'm having
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Speaker 6: smash burgers?
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Speaker 2: Yum?
45:03
Speaker 4: What is a smash burger?
45:05
Speaker 6: That's where you get the petties and you you put
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Speaker 6: heaps of butter and you get meat patties. You put
45:15
Speaker 6: heaps of butter in them, and then you put them
45:17
Speaker 6: in the fridge and balls, and then they get really cold,
45:20
Speaker 6: and then you put them on the pant and you
45:22
Speaker 6: smash it with this big metal thing, right, I don't know.
45:25
Speaker 6: It's got like a petty smasher. And then you put
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Speaker 6: those on burgers and they're really succulent. They're really succulent
45:31
Speaker 6: and moist way you smash it. Wait, do you want
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Speaker 6: one more? There found quickly?
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Speaker 4: Please? Stu Stu Wilson.
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Speaker 6: That's the one. Wow.
45:43
Speaker 4: Rugby players tonight Jason.
45:45
Speaker 6: Homemade pizza, homemade pizza bases, hand Pepperoni sausages, Capsican mushies
45:50
Speaker 6: and pineapple Okay, that sounds delicious.
45:53
Speaker 2: We had homemade pizza over the weekend. Actually just beautiful.
45:55
Speaker 4: You like that? Yeah, who do you make the best
45:57
Speaker 4: pizzas in the world?
45:58
Speaker 2: Yeah? I do.
45:59
Speaker 1: Man Hurarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and kisy.
46:04
Speaker 3: Tom Pitty there in the radio Hicky Big Show this
46:07
Speaker 3: Monday evening. We're right now it's time for.
46:11
Speaker 5: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, Mike, I watched some more slow horses?
46:37
Speaker 6: Is that all I watched? Man, Gary Oldman Apple TV.
46:40
Speaker 6: I tell you what I'm doing at the moment.
46:41
Speaker 5: Actually, I'm listening to and this is not What's on
46:44
Speaker 5: the Telly, but it's it's I'm listening to al Pacino's
46:47
Speaker 5: autobiography Sonny Boy. It's just come out, and I was
46:51
Speaker 5: trying to buy it as a book but I couldn't
46:53
Speaker 5: find it, and then I tried to get on the
46:54
Speaker 5: Kindle but it wasn't available yet. So then I'll go
46:57
Speaker 5: on Spotify because they started doing these audio books now, yes,
47:00
Speaker 5: and it's on there for free. Now there was a
47:02
Speaker 5: time where that would cost you eighty bucks for an
47:04
Speaker 5: audio book, but now Spotify is done to deal with
47:06
Speaker 5: all these publishers, and apparently because I looked it up,
47:08
Speaker 5: I was like, how they making any money?
47:10
Speaker 4: Soon?
47:10
Speaker 5: As again's past been read ten percent ten percent of
47:13
Speaker 5: the book has read, then Spotify has to pay the publishers.
47:17
Speaker 5: And I'm assuming they think because everybody's got Spotify, that
47:19
Speaker 5: there'll be a lot more people listening to audiobooks.
47:21
Speaker 4: Right, do you know what I mean?
47:23
Speaker 7: Yeah?
47:23
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.
47:25
Speaker 5: But anyway, he sort of blabels on quite like it's
47:27
Speaker 5: very slow, and he sounds like he would have been
47:29
Speaker 5: a massive pain in the ass.
47:31
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that sounds about right.
47:33
Speaker 3: I watched a lot of test cricket, as mentioned in
47:35
Speaker 3: the sporting chat that we had earlier on, but I
47:37
Speaker 3: watched the end of misstand.
47:40
Speaker 2: Between Oh Now did You So Good?
47:45
Speaker 3: And in the last couple of episodes, well, one episode
47:48
Speaker 3: in particular, there's a very quirky little love story, right,
47:53
Speaker 3: which I really loved, and it was a New Zealand actress.
47:57
Speaker 2: I can't remember her name off the top of my head.
48:00
Speaker 3: She's very endearing and it was a very sweet little
48:04
Speaker 3: love story and I won't tell you what happens to
48:06
Speaker 3: it in the end, but not good. So once again,
48:11
Speaker 3: I would say highly recommended. I was sad to see
48:14
Speaker 3: it go and and I understand he's not bringing it back.
48:17
Speaker 3: He's gone that I loved him. But I've done that guy.
48:21
Speaker 3: He's done and dusted and I'm moving on.
48:22
Speaker 6: Well, you've got to market.
48:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is great. Yeah, because it's great to leave
48:26
Speaker 2: something on a high.
48:27
Speaker 5: It's the office or those shows where you leave on
48:29
Speaker 5: a high you don't with then people miss it rather
48:32
Speaker 5: than watching you left. Exactly how many Buzzies jays which five?
48:37
Speaker 4: Yeah?
48:38
Speaker 2: Five?
48:38
Speaker 4: It is for me an absolute all time. I'll be
48:40
Speaker 4: watching more. It's unreal.
48:41
Speaker 6: Yeah, I will definitely watch it at some stage. Fellas
48:45
Speaker 6: we watched Wicked Little Letters. It's like a British sort
48:48
Speaker 6: of comedy drama starring Olivia Coleman.
48:50
Speaker 4: Is it a pawn Wicked Little Letter?
48:52
Speaker 6: It's from It's set in nineteen twenties. It came out
48:54
Speaker 6: this year and it's based on a true story. You're
48:58
Speaker 6: Mad where this Irish lady movie The Next Door and
49:01
Speaker 6: then and This. Olivia Colemen plays a very Christian, very
49:04
Speaker 6: proper woman who lives at home with her parents and
49:06
Speaker 6: someone has started writing them very salacious letters. Oh with
49:10
Speaker 6: all sorts of swearing.
49:11
Speaker 4: In it is it a series, a.
49:13
Speaker 6: Movie and it's just a quirky, funny little English comedy.
49:17
Speaker 6: The dad he Olivia Colemen's dad in the movie, Jase,
49:19
Speaker 6: reminds me a lot of you. So you should watch it.
49:23
Speaker 4: It's great that, by the way, easy we had.
49:26
Speaker 6: To just rent it really yeah, because it's like I
49:29
Speaker 6: think it just came out of the theaters.
49:31
Speaker 2: Did the letters turn you on?
49:32
Speaker 6: No? They're very funny though, and Olivia Coleman reading them
49:36
Speaker 6: out and like they'll be in court and one of
49:39
Speaker 6: them barristers will read out what one of the letters says.
49:42
Speaker 6: And that's always the funniest part, is someone reading out
49:44
Speaker 6: the letters that are written because there's just the calling
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Speaker 6: people a big stinky slut and all this kind of stuff.
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Speaker 6: It's just so funny in that nineteen twenties setting. Highly
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Speaker 6: enjoyable four stars out of five.
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Speaker 4: Wow, how many buzzies though?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? But what a stars?
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Speaker 6: Four and a half.
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Speaker 1: The Hodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keysy.
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Speaker 3: Blind Mellon there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
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Speaker 3: Monday evening Now listen of course. In January January eighteenth
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Speaker 3: to be specific. Next year the Black Clash, hugely popular
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Speaker 3: sporting event, and we're going to be there with bells on, aren't.
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Speaker 2: We feells certainly?
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Speaker 6: Jason time is down at Hagley Park in christ Church.
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Speaker 6: We are going to be sitting in a hot spring
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Speaker 6: spa hot tub right on the boundary line there, Mogi
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Speaker 6: and I, and we've got the chance for you to
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Speaker 6: not only win, maybe me, maybe Jace as well. We've
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Speaker 6: got the chance for you to not only join us
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Speaker 6: for the first innings, but also get free flights, free
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Speaker 6: accommodation and check out the tram and the hot poles
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Speaker 6: and New Brighton a whole lot of other stuff if
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Speaker 6: you're keen to enter that Hodarky dot co dot nz.
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Speaker 6: More than eighty percent of the tickets are selling are
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Speaker 6: sold out, wow, So make sure you go along at
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Speaker 6: yourself in the draw. Chris is going to be there.
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Speaker 6: They've issued us a health and safety waiver for sitting
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Speaker 6: in the hot spring spa.
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Speaker 3: Well, can I just before you delve into that, make
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Speaker 3: you recall keys that you slice your hand open the
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Speaker 3: last time you were in the spa and you ended
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Speaker 3: up having to go to the ambulance that's right, and
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Speaker 3: they ended up having.
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Speaker 2: To sedate you because you were so upset at the
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Speaker 2: sight of your own blade.
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Speaker 4: And now straight.
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Speaker 2: You have that upset about it.
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Speaker 3: Remember, you may be about to mop this health and safety,
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Speaker 3: but I do recall.
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Speaker 6: What happened MOI before you got here today Pugs go, Jase,
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Speaker 6: is what the hell's this? Picks up the health and
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Speaker 6: safety form and then goes that's for Mike and Cress.
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Speaker 6: You have to worry about it.
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Speaker 4: And what is it?
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Speaker 6: It's a health and safety form for hot spring spar
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Speaker 6: what what the earth?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 6: This is crucial Jace?
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Speaker 4: Okay, well, can I say that it is bullshit?
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Speaker 2: Right?
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Speaker 5: Don't you think that we're having to fill out a
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Speaker 5: health and safety waiver to say that we understand the
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Speaker 5: dangers that maybe inherent were sitting in a spa. Now
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Speaker 5: that's said, that's the kind of the problem here, isn't it, Jace?
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Speaker 5: Where you'd say that it's ridiculous and what's going on
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Speaker 5: in the world and this is the problem with the
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Speaker 5: world at large? But then Keys did get severely injured
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Speaker 5: last year, so perhaps it is worth signing.
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Speaker 4: No point mocking it.
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Speaker 6: Can I just I got injured opening a beer with
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Speaker 6: another beer.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that was the issue. Very soft hands, and
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Speaker 4: then bleed all through the spar pool.
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Speaker 6: That's right, and then Moogi rubbed prawn juice into it.
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Speaker 6: I am in appropriate physical condition to participate in the event,
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Speaker 6: I think so, so we can tack that. I understand
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Speaker 6: I must keep my eye on the ball at all
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Speaker 6: times and take every precaution to safely into and exit
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Speaker 6: the spar pool.
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Speaker 4: It's good stuff with the bulls flying at you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Absolutely, I understand and agree that situations may arise during
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Speaker 6: the event which may be beyond the immediate control of
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Speaker 6: the event organizers.
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Speaker 4: So I don't know.
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Speaker 6: People might run and jump in the pool with the
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Speaker 6: people might smash our faces, and or they might smash
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Speaker 6: our faces. I can sent to receive.
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Speaker 2: See you being mobbed by people. Actually, Magi, with your
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Speaker 2: beautiful stallion.
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Speaker 3: Body, I can see the ladies and men themselves and
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Speaker 3: then get a taste of me.
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Speaker 5: What about number eight here, I will not expose my
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Speaker 5: burnt meat petty nips to the crowd, and we wear
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Speaker 5: a T shirt at all times on your That seems crazy.
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Speaker 6: What about I can sent to receiving medical treatment in
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Speaker 6: the event of illness or injuries suffer during or immediately
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Speaker 6: after the event. No leave me, let me die. But anyway,
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Speaker 6: dot co dot in Z, I'll sign that form and
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Speaker 6: you can join us in the old hot spring SPA
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Speaker 6: good lord, the.
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Speaker 1: Whole acty big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.
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Speaker 3: Well, there you go, your May advanceards. That's your Monday's show,
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Speaker 3: done and dusted. I'm picking for both of you tonight.
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Speaker 3: You're going to carry on your sort of quiet weekend
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Speaker 3: vibes on your Monday night?
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Speaker 2: Or are you going to go hard again?
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Speaker 5: Probably won't be going hard again. The wife and I
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Speaker 5: have endeavored to take a few weeks off the boze,
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Speaker 5: so that'll be bloody good, espicially if it happens, which
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Speaker 5: seems unlikely. Yeah, but well, actually, what have I got.
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Speaker 5: I'm probably going to go along to the old work
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Speaker 5: Paddy now because I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving Auckland
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Speaker 5: after all now, so I'm.
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Speaker 2: Probably going to be Patty. I haven't heard anything about that.
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Speaker 4: I just another one of the emails.
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Speaker 10: We'll talk about it off here. Man, No man, no,
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Speaker 10: I mean you, Oh yeah, Ye're good. Just get me
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Speaker 10: in the brother, I'll be your plus one. Ah yeah,
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Speaker 10: I love you. I love you, but anyway, you're not
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Speaker 10: much tonight, man, it's a Monday.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Maggie, what are you up to?
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Speaker 6: Just message the wife. We having read curry tonight and
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Speaker 6: then after that we'll go for a bit of a walk.
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Speaker 6: I read carry, I don't know, read curry using chicken
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Speaker 6: thigh with little pieces of corn, a little bit of
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Speaker 6: brocoli little and then afterwards we'll go for a walk
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Speaker 6: around the block to aid with digestion.
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Speaker 2: Aid with digestions.
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Speaker 6: We had a last and my wife said, I'm like,
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Speaker 6: you want to go for a walk after dinner. So
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Speaker 6: I was just thinking that it might help us diguce
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Speaker 6: our food. And I was like, what are we like
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Speaker 6: eighty Yeah, yeah, aid digestion.
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Speaker 2: You'll start having your main meal as lunch, you know
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Speaker 2: what I mean?
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Speaker 3: And they're just a little snack. Yes, that'll be the
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Speaker 3: key we're gonna have. We're having big mac tacos tonight.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 3: Actually, a big fan of my wife was going to
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Speaker 3: make spagheti bollockknais and I said, Darling, can I make
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Speaker 3: a special request?
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Speaker 2: She said, yeah, that's one I can do that.
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Speaker 6: What did you request Big mac.
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Speaker 2: Taka because she does a good job of those, not
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Speaker 2: that she doesn't.
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Speaker 6: Those are the ones I told you to make a Yeah,
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Speaker 6: now it's like your favorite, it's.
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Speaker 3: My favorite keysy Hey, but listen. It's been a pleasure
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Speaker 3: bringing you the show this afternoon. Make sure you check
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Speaker 2: Till tomorrow Later