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FRIIIDAY! #5 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome into the Treehouse. It's time to leave your worries outside and join me.
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Daniel Malley, Trade Trendholme, and Raj Sharma on a Friday edition of
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Feel good. I just look forward to birthdays, Trey. If you look
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forward to birthdays, and by God, I'm gonna give you birthdays. Thank
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you. Ah, asking E shall receive? What'd you say? Rag?
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I said, asking E shall receive? Oh? It sounded like you said
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asking each other maybe Friday. But it's not even anything goes that Just that
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just sounds like that just sounds like somebody that learned how to cuss. Asking
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each other what does that even mean? I think I actually said that in
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like second grade, I ask yourself. I don't know what that means,
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buddy, let mean sit down. Yeah, it really is. That's one
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of the awkward phases of life no one talks about, and that is when
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every child learns how to swear. Yeah, yeah, that's just that's just
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the weird. I don't even know how it comes about. I don't I
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don't know. I like, I don't remember learning to swear. Asking yourself
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either one of those things. I don't think I've ever asked myself before.
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But I think we should own that. I think we should actually claim it
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and put a little treehouse flag in it and claim it as ours. Like,
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next time you really want to get under somebody's skin, do you tell
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them to go ask themselves or you can tell them to put a treehouse flag
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in it? Go put a treehouse flagon? Exactly what it would be.
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It's like they've been over and shove a treehouse flag in there, AND's you've
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been asked. Yeah, I like it. I mean you would dumber things
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have sold? So when you could you know what the plant? You know
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what the fan has flagtober? Yeah, treehouse the treehouse has asking go ask
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yourself. You just put that on a shirt. I'd wear it just for
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the sheer confusion of the people walking by. God, how do you do
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that? I'm like, we don't know, we'd we just made it up.
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I was saying, asking, ye shall receive, and it turned to
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go ask yourself. Now we have a whole event around it. Join us
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in Assuary. Ask fest now as fest I would go to. I think
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we have our first large scale event, gentlemen, and a lot of people
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will show up going this is not what I was and our last one.
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Yeah. The only thing that can possibly get us out of this ass conversation
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is, of course birthdays. Today is Friday, September twenty ninth. My
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God, September twenty nine, twenty twenty three, birthdays to day. One
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of my favorite singers, and I didn't realize this till recently, but one
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of my favorite singers is Halsey and she is twenty nine today. She's got
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a lot of good hits. Probably her biggest is Closer with the Chain Smokers,
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but she also had Bad Love. There's a couple of other ones of
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hers that I really like, And so I realized recently though, I really
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like her music, and then I also realized that I like that style of
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sort of the breathy female vocalist. M Yeah, not sure why, but
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it just appeals to me, and I've I've seen a few of the videos.
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She's actually very very good live To have that that style of singing,
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that breathy style of singing, to do that live for a full concert,
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she's actually very good. And is she running around dancing and things as well
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or is it a different type of performance. No, I think there is
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a couple of them more. I think it's it's it's more because it's that
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one song that you were you just mentioned one of them. I think it
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was a secon and when you mentioned that's, yeah, that's the clip that
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I've seen a couple from a couple of different concerts. And there's no dancing
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to that. She just kind of paces back around the stage. But yeah,
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she's actually a very good life because you know, you get that,
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you've seen it before. We've all been to concerts where you're like, man,
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I mean there there was entertaining Like I'm a huge Motley Crow fan,
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huge Motley Crow fan, and you just have to understand that Vince doesn't know
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the words and he's gonna sound like crap. Everything else is gonna be great.
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There's gonna be pyrotechnics, the music is gonna be good, the guitar
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riffs are gonna be great. Tommy's gonna be still gonna fly across the guy
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on the drum kid Yeah, and he's gonna do that, and Vince is
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just gonna fff it up the whole time. And you're like if you know
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that going in, But like she was great. Like I've seen like the
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guy's Rascal Flats. I saw them in Vegas and they're better live than they
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are on an album. Wow, Yeah, it was impressive. I'll tell
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you who was just in concert at star Plex and it shocked me at how
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many people went and how expensive the tickets were. Was Lana del Rey.
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I don't know who that is, Lana del Rey. Lana del Rey,
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I don't know, but I mean she's Summertime Sadness is probably the hit hit
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I mean, but I mean she has others. But I mean people I
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talk to people that are paying three hundred dollars a seat. Whoa wow?
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And is it isn't pull in or did you just aid yourself. I've quit.
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I I long time ago quit trying to keep up with the variations,
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and I just reverted back because everyone's still if you say star Plex, everyone
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still knows what you're talking about. We have a standing order in the Treehouse.
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That is, unless they are paying us directly, we're not going to
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name the corporate the current corporate sponsor of star Plex because I'm it got it
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got too taxing to keep up with it, because they would change it every
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couple of years, and then it just deluded all those names because at the
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end of the day, we just said, effort, We're calling it star
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Plex. I don't know. I like I like the beer that it's named
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after, the Doseki's pavilion, like uh, I like the Dokis. See
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to me, they missed a huge opportunity to call it the Doseki's star Plex
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and throw in an extra X on star Plex. Uh see, this is
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why you need to be the head of pr and marketing for that's the second
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time this week you've told me to quit my day job as Treehouse and go
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into marketing and public relations, as if it's not what I'm already doing for
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this goddamn show. Every day day, Trust me, Raj. If Dosekis
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comes a knocking, the tree house is going to have a couple of exes
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thrown in the middle of it. I don't spend the game. The xes
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are silent, we are not. Yeah, I like it. See that
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right, there's already pretty good Solids Treehouse. Yeah, the exes may be
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silent, but they're not it already. It's already gonna outsell go ask yourself.
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But will it outsell Lana del Rey? That is the question. Other
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birthdays today, NBA star Kevin Durant and ut great is thirty five tre it.
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It's gonna make you happy. Go Horns. Oh, Kevin Durant.
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That's the one team. Because if of all the sports things that I want
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to see in my life, like I've seen the Cowboys win, I've seen
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the Stars win, I've seen the Mavericks win the two things, and I've
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seen Texas win a national championship. There's two things that I really would like
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to see and I really don't know if I'll ever see their one, which
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is a Rangers win the World Series and the Horns win a national championship in
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basketball. That Durant team had they stuck around one more year, probably does.
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But but he's God, he's such a headcase and I love him.
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He's such an amazing talent. He's kind of a big bitch. Yeah,
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this would be an excellent time, by the way, to throw in a
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mention of the Treehouse Football Podcast. We don't typically touch on a lot of
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basketball yet, but you never know. Yeah, yeah, the only only
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bigger Like then when the Mavericks signed Kyrie, but when he went to Brooklyn
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with Kyrie, I'm like, how do you think that's going to play out?
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Nothing with Kyrie Irving ever plays out? Well, yeah, and then
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you're as sensitive as he is. But you're just you're just you know,
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Kevin Durant is just more of a brooding bitch where you know, Kyrie thinks
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it's more like, Yeah, happy birthday, Kevin Durant. Former Detroit Lyons
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wide receiver Great Calvin Johnson. Today is his birthday. He is thirty eighth,
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nick named Megatron. Yeah, you know, Detroit, that is a
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special designation that you had two of the greatest players at their position retire early
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because you suck so bad. See, people like to point fingers and make
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fun of Florida and it's earned. The reason why we don't do it with
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Detroit is because it is legitimately sad. It's so sad it's not even funny.
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Florida is so just wacky. It's it can be funny even a serious
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story, and a sad story can still end up being Florida funny. But
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most of the stuff in Detroit, it really is just depressing. Like you
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said you had had Barry Sanders, he's like, no, I'm good quite
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early, quit in his prime. Calvin Johnson, same thing. And you
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would think, in the in the landscape of free agency in sports today,
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that those two guys could have said trade me or I'm not playing and I
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am not playing for you ever again, and they would have had to have
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done it eventually. But instead of going that route, they just pretty much
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just hit the quick buttons government, I'm done more Detroit for me. I
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understand Barry Sanders did say that, and they flat ass would and trade him.
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They said, no, he didn't follow through on on what basically called
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his bluff, didn't do it, and he did all. That's what that's
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what you're saying is I think I just thought he just straight up he just
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straight up retired the way remembered it. No, he wanted a trade and
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they said absolutely not, and he said, fine, I'm done. Yeah,
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because there was a speculation because I think he had like two when he
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retired. I think he had like two years left on a contract, and
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there was speculation, well, okay, contracts up, maybe he'll he'll actually
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come play again. And at that point he was like, damn good.
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Yeah, I thought it was gonna be a holdout situation. He's just like
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he the final touchdown, he just ran into the end zone and then through
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the tunnel and I think the car was already running and he was in full
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pads and the whole thing. Like he just never came back. And I
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thought they were I think they were basically like you're saying, calling his bluff,
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like he's gonna be a holdout. We'll give him more money and he'll
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he'll come back, and then he do you think there's still somebody left in
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the Detroit Lions organization still holding out hope that he'll show back up. Yeah,
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I think it's called Detroit. Barry Sanders a RoboCop. Other birthdays today
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Shazam Star from the movies, Zachary Levi he is forty three today. Got
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his start on television, or at least maybe not very first art. But
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when I first recognized him or noticed him, was on the television show Where
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Was It, Chuck? I believe. Yeah, it's a good show.
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I always wanted to watch it. It looked really funny, but for some
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reason I never did. I wish I had. But maybe it's good that
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I didn't, because it eventually, you know, I mean, it had
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a decent run that it eventually went away. And then he became the star
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of one of the few DC properties that was actually fun like good in its
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first outing, and that was Shazam. I actually was a pretty good movie.
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I haven't seen the second one, so I don't know. Yeah.
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Yeah, And he follows me on the Instagram. Oh does he? Yeah,
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he lives in He is another one of those guys that lives in Central
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Texas. He's a he's a he's a neighbor of not a neighbor, but
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like the close neighbor of our friend Tone Bell. Oh yeah, Tone Bell
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still willingly hangs out with eighty five year old neighbor Jerry, but not fellow
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celebrity. Yeah, Zachary Levi. Yeah, interesting Zachary Levi forty three today,
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and he was also let's see, he was also in uh Thor the
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Dark World. He was also Yeah, he was a Thor's friend Fandral in
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Thor the Dark World. I've forgotten about that. Oh, I didn't think
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you could do both. I think I didn't think you could do to DC
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and more. Yeah, I mean it just depends on how big of a
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role you played in whatever thing that you're doing. Like look like like I'll
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give you a really good example of this, Like you can you can play
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a part in a DC movie and then Marvel will still hire you and vice
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versa. They don't care. I mean, it's going to be difficult for
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Chris Evans to go do something in DC. Like if Chris Evans was named
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Superman, you'd be like, all right, could get the f out of
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here. Yeah, okay. But even Marvel has poached its own people that
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have started in other Marvel properties. So Chris Evans is is a great example
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of that because he was the Human Torch and it was two Fantastic Four movies
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and then they cast him as Captain America. But that and that worked,
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and that was on a really big scale. And then there's the actor who
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is now taking over the role of Blade, and I'm brain fighting on his
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name. It's like it's on the tip of my tongue. It's Marsha Ali.
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Oh yeah, or Mahershalla. I forget how to say his name,
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but Mashallah Ali, what is it? Rash Marshila Ali, who is a
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phenomenal actor. He's taking the reins from Wesley Snipes and he's going to be
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the new Blade in the Marvel stuff. But he had a role in the
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Luke Cage. Oh yeah, uh Netflix Marvel show, Yeah, which was
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great and they're just ignoring. Yeah, that was actually really good. He
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had a role in that he gets murdered by the by his sister and then
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he goes away. But now he's gonna become Blade. So Marvel will absolutely
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poach itself. You can you can? You can cross the stream? Yeah
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and if and if you and if you look up, it's it's gonna be
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a very uh, very cool role that he's undertaking. He actually Blade actually
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pays his taxes, so it's gonna be. But does he take the reins
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story has me giggling, and this is I really, I really want to
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thank Trey for sending this to me, because I don't follow the war in
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Ukraine super closely. I don't think most people do because it's not happening here.
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And I'm I don't live in the Ukraine, or I'm sorry, I
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don't live in Ukraine. If I did, i'd clearly care more. I'm
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not saying I don't care. I'm just saying it's it's a weird thing to
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be in the twenty first century and a major war is happening, and I'm
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more worried about getting my treehouse podcast posted. But it is what it is.
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So speaking of the war in Ukraine, Ukrainian resistance fighters say Russian officers
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who had not been paid sold them key intelligence on the Black Sea Fleet.
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A short while later, missiles then tore through the headquarters of the Russian military.
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Let this be a lesson to not only Russia, but to employers everywhere.
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Pay your people, but don't just pay them. Pay them what they're
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worth, but don't just pay them what they're worth. Pay them and pay
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them on time, otherwise you might get blown up. Don't bounce checks to
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people that know sensitive information. Yeah, don't bounce checks to the peoples who
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have fingers on missiles. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's one of those
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things like when you when you start going into Eastern European countries and you start
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going into like especially like overseas like Southeast Asian and you get into that,
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it's it's still the wild West, and people here like, I can't believe
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they would sell them the secret. They're like, yes, over there,
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they're like, hey, man, where's the where's the money? Oh yeah,
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we don't have it right now. Okay, what's the address to this
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place? Can you send me a pin? Yeah? I mean, I
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that's the best part about like when we talk about warfare everybody here in the
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United States, Every's like, well, you know, first we have to
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you know, there's a there's a process in which we declare war. When
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you get over there, they're just like, yo, man, we're hungry.
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So either you feed us or those dudes will They're like, we have
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money, we have aid coming you know, Ukraine has aid coming in from
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all over the world. So they're like, well, we're still backlogged on
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getting you know, the armored tanks and things that they needed there. So
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while there's no money sitting there, so they're like, you know what if
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they're gonna come over here and go, hey man, one hundred bucks,
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what do you want? What do you want to know? Yeah, I
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think I think you're right, So like you're right. In America, there
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is a formal process to declare war on another country, whereas other countries who
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have been at war for centuries. Yeah, take a more Michael Scott from
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the office approach. They just step out of the house one day and say
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I declare war and then they do it. It's when people like you know,
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we're gonna find peace in like peace in the Middle East. It is
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like waking up one morning and you don't hear anything blowing up, Like,
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all right, I think we did it. I think there's there might be
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some peace today. Like the sad thing about that is no one's gonna trust
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it. It'll take at least one hundred years for anyone to believe that there
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is actually peace in the Middle East, because it's it's been going for thousands
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of years basically, So I don't really see how all of a sudden one
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day they sign a paper and it says, all right, there's peace in
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the Middle East. Now, look, I said it right here and all
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the signature see right there in the Middle East on the top. Blah blah
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blah. No one's gonna believe it until it's there's like an actual consistent showing
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of non war. Not even that, Like it's when when when people go,
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well, they're you know, there's simple solutions. I'm like, okay,
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but you'll also have to realize that if they do declare peace, you're
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gonna lay off a lot of people. Like there's gonna be a lot of
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people that have been fighting this that now we'll have no jobs. But what
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do you mean we're not fighting? What what do you mean? Like,
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but we signed a thing, but I didn't. No, our government didn't.
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I don't. I don't. I'll fight them. I don't care.
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Like look they're describing is Afghanisan. Yeah, that's basically what it is.
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You could you could, like the people up top, you know, the
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people that are in charge allegedly can say all right, we've we've you know,
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go to an agreement. Now everyone else on the other side of the
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mountains going like, but we didn't. I didn't, I didn't get that
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zoom in fight. So I'm still going to suicide bought you. Yeah,
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so Ukraine like buying up tactical information for Benny's on the dollar is hilarious.
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That's the funniest thing is you're not talking about hundreds of thousands of dollars or
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anything else. You're probably talking about a thousand dollars and happy Neal and you
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the secrets Russian military. That's amazing the military advantage you can gain with just
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some spicy nugs. And in other news, there is a new Spirit Halloween
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store, which is not typically breaking news, but this one's this one is
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interesting. This may be the most unique Spirit Halloween in the country, and
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it is in Sandwich, Massachusetts. Don't get distracted by the name of the
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town being Sandwich, Massachusetts. I mean, yeah, it's cute and all,
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but there's also how this goes from. Unless I read the wrong name,
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it says Sandwich, Massachusetts. But then when I'm reading this other story
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that you sent, Trede also says there's a news there's a unique Spirit Halloween
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store location that recently opened in Sagamore, Massachusetts. Yeah, I can't imagine
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somewhere being named Sandwich. I mean, let's let's like that sounds a little
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Well, the place in England they're going to go name the Sandwich was the
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Earl of sand Sandwich. Yes, I mean I outside of that, I
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don't see it being done again like that. Just I mean, I just
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feel bad for immigrants that move there because nobody's gonna believe where they're from.
26:17
You know, it's like, so where are you from? And it's like
26:18
some Indian immigrant who just got there, like I'm from the Sandwich and they're
26:22
like, well, he's hungry, we don't know what he needs. You
26:23
don't tell us where he's from. Keep feeding him like sandwich. Understand you
26:29
need a sandwich? Where are you from? Like it's gonna keep happening,
26:33
So let's just let's just use the other places. I don't know. I
26:37
mean, if you rename a town in Indiana Pizza, I might go there.
26:41
There's otherwise I really have no reason to want to go to Indiana,
26:45
But if you have a town called Pizza, Indiana, I might go.
26:48
And then maybe on my way out, I'll stop by French Lake, where
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Larry Bird was born. So there is a new Spirit Halloween location that recently
26:57
opened up in Massachusetts, housed in an iconic landmark that has welcomed visitors to
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Cape Cod for decades. It's the former Christmas Tree Shops location with its windmill
27:08
and thatched roof. It makes for a scene right out of the village from
27:12
Frankenstein. So this really is a cool looking Spirit Halloween store. It's there's
27:17
a windmill and a thatched roof house. And you know, I mean,
27:22
Spirit Halloween doesn't really shy away from opening up in any damn plays. No.
27:26
If you look at the picture, it looks to me like like a
27:30
Dutch picture of the windmill and you know right there, and and yeah,
27:34
it's just proof that they Spirit Halloween is just they're brilliant. But they will
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put one of those things anywhere. Yeah, anytime make a business, Yeah,
27:42
they'll put it in there. Honestly, trade You're right, there are
27:45
radio stations right now that I'm surprised aren't currently Spirit Halloween stores. They could
27:52
actually turn a profit. Meanwhile, Spirit Halloween across the Tollway is just yeah,
28:04
I uh anywhere, Like anytime I see a building that's like going out
28:08
of business, I'm like, Oh, that landlord has got to be so
28:11
excited because they got Spirit Halloween coming in and and for that, however many
28:17
months that they're open, Like what is the end of August too, like
28:21
the last week? Yeah, two weeks, two months. Yeah, it's
28:23
like they're basically there are basically now there used to be there, used to
28:27
just be one way to tell that fall was here, and that was the
28:30
start of a new NFL season, right, Yeah, then it turned into
28:34
well when pumpkin spice comes back, that's that's the new indicator of fall.
28:40
So gross. Now you throw in the third the spirit Halloween story is coming
28:44
sign you're like, oh man, it's time to bust out the flannel.
28:47
Yeah, yeah, you're you can't tell anymore by decorations of what they're selling
28:51
because they started selling Halloween decorations beginning of August. Yeah yeah, and it's
28:56
it's the spirit Halloween is like reminds me of like the fireworks stand, Like
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anytime you see one of those open, like, oh, that's right,
29:03
we're close, Like so something exciting is about to happen. Yeah, almost
29:07
time, because it's almost time to it's almost time to go to a store
29:11
with shoddy costumes with over over over priced items. Yeah, and I love
29:19
it. There we are. It's like it's like a spirit Halloween stores fireworks,
29:25
and then like, uh, churches that want to be mega churches but
29:27
have to start somewhere, Like there's a church by my parents old house that
29:32
used to be a food Lion. Uh, it's and it's it's it's hilarious
29:37
because they still haven't gotten rid of the automatic doors. So it's like walking,
29:42
does it Dean? When they walk in, I wouldn't be surprised.
29:47
And then then did they say, oh that was that was an angel welcoming
29:51
you into the Church of Food Lion, like I would. I just can
29:53
imagine communion like I would like community was like way yep? Would that be
29:56
paper or plastic? I don't. I don't know how it works. I
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don't go to church. But but I mean even even the mega churches had
30:04
to start somewhere. At one point, I'm sure Joel Ostein went to a
30:07
family member and said, all right, I got an idea for a new
30:11
startup. Now is his dad? You guys don't know the story actually did
30:15
that. He never wanted to be. He never wanted to be. Uh,
30:19
his dad gave him money to start a church. His dad was Dad's
30:22
church. Yeah, Okay, he didn't want to be a minister. He
30:25
told his father he didn't want to get into this, and he's the big
30:27
joke was he opened the books and was like, let me show you how
30:30
much money we make. And the next day is like, the Lord spoke
30:32
to me. Sure he did. That's why they found eight hundred thousand dollars
30:37
and plastered in your walls. Yeah. Yeah, when when Joel Ostein says,
30:41
the Lord spoke to me, that's just what they call the ledger that
30:45
his dad liked, spress Dad's name wasn't the Lord. We're talking to me
30:52
the Lord. No, the Lord. That's my dad's name. The Lords.
30:55
Uh yeah, I mean he never wanted to be and now his church
30:59
is like. My favorite moment of my comedy career was in Houston and I
31:03
was featuring from my buddy Ian Bag and there were four women stage left who
31:10
were clearly out of place, because if you've ever seen Ian, it's no
31:12
holds barred, it's crowd work. He has no filter. He's brilliant,
31:18
and these four women look like At one point I just kind of turned,
31:22
I'm like, I don't know why they're here in my head, and he
31:25
started talking to them and they were on their way to the summit where he
31:30
where the Rockets used to play to see Joel Ostein, but they couldn't quote
31:37
get tickets in time. Oh Jesus, and I was like, there's tickets
31:40
to church. And then my only thought after that was then there's somewhere somebody's
31:44
scalping tickets to church. And that just just the thought of people outside,
31:48
like I got two front row, two front row for Jesus, two front
31:51
row for Jesus. I'm just the thought of scalper's uh for Christ is The
31:57
sad thing is that you see the tickets for Osteam's Church popping up on SeatGeek,
32:07
and even the obstructed view seats will sell. I wonder if there's an
32:10
all you can eat section. I don't know how it works, but I'm
32:14
just I'm just wondering, like, yeah, I don't think. I don't
32:16
think Osteam's Church has dollar dog bite. I would go to that though,
32:27
that would involve feeding people and not making a profit. That is true.
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but that's not the point. And it was interesting because we were not fighting
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in this house in this office. Rather we're not in a house, but
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we weren't fighting in this office. But I had the technicians in a house
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and they started running the water because they were looking for a leak, and
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the mom of the house came running upstairs. Who the f is running the
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water? And she thought it was her sons, but it was the plumbers,
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and so they ended up wall paper to the wall, just out of
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it wouldn't be a bad idea for us to actually record our conversations before deering
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and maybe even after the show and make it available. We should do that,
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because there's some good stuff in there that you're not hearing you shouldn't hear.
36:52
Yeah, I was gonna say you, I want to rephrase that.
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Yeah, that's both it really is it? Really? It can be both?
37:01
All right. There's a handful of stories that we didn't get to last
37:04
time, and there's some new ones that I want to make sure we touch
37:06
on this time. So we're going to rip through them headline style. All
37:10
right. There has been a craft recall craft cheese slice rappers. Craft cheese
37:22
slice rappers could pose a choking hazard, according to the company, So those
37:25
have been recalled. What so that you know rags like the American cheese slices
37:32
either in that little you know, cellophane rapper. Yeah, I guess,
37:36
I guess some people are forgetting to remove the rapper first. Oh my god.
37:40
Okay, well then that's just that's just natural selection. Yeah, that's
37:44
dark in that Darwinism at its finest. Yes, it's like the tide pod
37:47
people exactly chew away. If you die on a Craft cheese rapper, it
37:53
was your time and the planet is better off without you. It was for
38:01
the greater good. Kraft Hines says it's recalling more than eighty three thousand cases
38:09
of individually wrapped Craft singles American processed cheese slices because of part of the rapper
38:15
could stick to the slice and become a choking hazard. The company said one
38:20
of its wrapping machines developed a temporary issue that makes it possible for a thin
38:23
strip of film to remain on the slice even after it's been removed from the
38:27
rapper. The machine has since been fixed. Craft says it initiated the voluntary
38:31
recall after it received several consumer complaints. In six cases, police said I'm
38:37
sorry. In six cases, people said the issue caused gagging or choking,
38:40
but no injuries or serious health issues have been reported. Well it hasn't you
38:46
know? I had a case of gagging or choking. And another headline the
38:52
ninety nine cent stores got eighty three thousand cases of cheat. Oh my god.
39:02
Also, this is one of my favorite headlines recently, Florida man sets
39:07
fired a car belonging to ex girlfriend who also happens to be his cousin.
39:13
Yes, that's Florida. I love that place. What is it about that
39:23
state? I mean, it really is just it. It's there's too much
39:29
salt water in the air. It's gotta it's gotta mess up your brain.
39:31
I don't know how it works, but it's just I don't know. If
39:35
you've been they're not, they don't. Yeah, it's just I don't like
39:37
it. Love that place. Yeah, that that all of that story makes
39:44
sense once you if you said that any any place else, you'd be like,
39:47
oh man, that's messed up the minute you go Florida, you know,
39:52
Okay, Yeah, all of that makes sense. Yeah. I could
39:54
have done a multiple choice. I could have said, a man from the
39:58
state sets fired a car belonging to to his ex girl friend who also happens
40:00
to be his cousin. Was it a from Arkansas, b from Texas see
40:07
Florida, to which your answers would have been Florida exactly. Ye, Arkansas
40:12
could have been a close second. It's possible. Well, I think they
40:15
get a lot of grief. I think Arkansas is literally every story goes see
40:19
it's not us them. I don't know why we get so much grief for
40:23
it. I think the Arkansas version of that story would have been Arkansas man
40:30
who's in relationship with cousins sets fired a car belonging to ex girlfriend. Yeah.
40:42
When you said Florida and then I heard the rest of it, my
40:44
only thought was, Ah, what kind of car? Hang on, let
40:50
me look. These are the types of questions I typically ask as well,
40:53
because I want to know certain details. A man from South Florida was arrested
40:57
for allegedly setting fire to a car that belonged to his ex girl friend,
41:00
who also happens to be his cousin. According to Miami Dade Police, Melvin
41:05
Centron was charged with second degree arson, third degree grand theft on Wednesday for
41:08
the incident that happened in April first, and shortly before midnight. On April
41:15
twenty nine, homes ring doorbell camera captured an unknown man pouring what appeared to
41:21
be gasoline on a car before igniting it. Police recalled at the scene fire
41:24
was extinguished. Police found a white four door Jaguar. Oh nice, a
41:31
white four door Jaguar, So that that was that was a type of vehicle
41:35
raj All right, well, at least we know his cousin's got money.
41:40
Wait wait, wait, hang on, I'm I'm reading the rest of the
41:43
story to see if the Jaguar was stolen. The one part of that story
41:50
that really does fit is Melvin. Of all the intricacies of all the details
42:01
in this story, and Trey's focused on the fact that the suspect's name is
42:05
Melvin. You know that's even here. Melvin. You're like, okay,
42:09
that didn't surprise me that well, Melvin, you know, went on a
42:12
bender, and you know, yeah, he's still upset, you know,
42:15
still butt hurt. That his cousin dumped him makes for a perfect sitcom.
42:21
It just titled Melvin but with an exclamation point. That's so Melvin. Let's
42:29
see TV tonight after the Cowboys Patriots game and all nude. That's Melvin.
42:42
Then on Monday morning, Monday morning or like like what day of the week
42:45
would it air? Say, like like if it was on NBC back in
42:47
the day, it would be Thursday night. Must see it. So Friday
42:51
morning at the water cooler, everyone's like, do you see Melvin last night?
42:54
Kimly his cousin dump him? A Houston what Trey the middle big crossover
43:06
event law and Order in Melvin. It's a very fitting crossover. It's a
43:23
lot better than the other version. That's so law and Order. Be sure
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