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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Janice, good morning. What's up? You're on the air.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: I was calling because I.
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  Speaker 4: Was getting high.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Well, we're glad we were first on your
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  Speaker 3: list then.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course. You guys are the best.
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  Speaker 1: So you're getting high right now?
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  Speaker 3: Of course. Always.
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  Speaker 1: In what way?
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  Speaker 4: That's my dog. I walked about four miles this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: He's probably one of the more productive stoners you've met.
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  Speaker 1: How are you getting high? Doing what?
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  Speaker 4: I like to take dabs out of the cartridge.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Is that one that makes noise like a bong
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  Speaker 1: or no? No, it's actually super quiet. And that's why
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  Speaker 1: I like it because it's just super simple.
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  Speaker 2: I could kind of do it anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, well, I'm glad you thought of us.
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  Speaker 3: Of course.
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  Speaker 4: I listen to you guys all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Do you get to work from house like while you're stoned? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I actually am a dog walker. So I get
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  Speaker 4: high and then just.
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  Speaker 5: Walk dogs all day long.
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  Speaker 3: You might have found the secret to, like, living in
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  Speaker 3: America right there.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say seriously, though, because, like, you're
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  Speaker 2: walking all these dogs, which means you're staying in shape,
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  Speaker 2: and then that means that you can offset all your munchies.
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  Speaker 4: 100%. I have lost 70 pounds in the last year
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  Speaker 4: because of all.
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  Speaker 2: The walking that I do.
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  Speaker 3: Good for you.
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  Speaker 4: It's like counter-exit.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of fun. I mean, there's some people that
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  Speaker 3: are just meant to do the job that they're doing,
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  Speaker 3: and you sound like you should just be stoned and
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  Speaker 3: walk dogs. Well, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll take that any day.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Jazz.
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  Speaker 1: Well, have a great day. Thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 5: Of course. You guys, too.
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  Speaker 4: It was a blast.
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  Speaker 1: All right. From wake and bake into horoscopes. Peyton, what's
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  Speaker 1: the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm letting you know what your toxic work behavior is
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  Speaker 2: based on your zodiac sign. We all have them. And also,
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  Speaker 2: if it's your birthday today, we are getting towards the
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  Speaker 2: end of Virgo season. But if it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 2: you share a birthday with Prince Harry, Jenna Marbles.
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  Speaker 3: And Marco Polo. Marco.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: John, Jason, Jero, Virgo, we're just going to get started
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  Speaker 3: with you.
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  Speaker 2: Your toxic work habit, you quietly redo everyone else's work
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  Speaker 2: without telling them just so you can secretly feel above
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  Speaker 2: them and then complaining that you do everything.
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  Speaker 1: It's not to be above them. It's just to get
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  Speaker 1: it done. And I do do everything. You said do-do. Ashley,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 4: I'm a Pisces.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so it's rich. So Pisces, your guys' toxic work habit,
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  Speaker 2: you guys will kind of just like nod thoughtfully through
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  Speaker 2: an entire meeting while mentally planning your vacation and when
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  Speaker 2: the heck you can get out of there. And then
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  Speaker 2: five seconds later, you're like, wait, what are we supposed
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  Speaker 2: to be doing?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about Ashley, but lately I've been trying
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  Speaker 3: to start to pay attention.
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  Speaker 2: Lately?
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  Speaker 3: Lately. Not the rest of my life, but just like
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  Speaker 3: the last couple of weeks. We're just daydreamers over here.
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  Speaker 1: Just thinking about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day, Ashley.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Tanya.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 4: Aquarian.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so for my Aquarius, your guys' toxic work habit,
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  Speaker 2: you guys will mute your microphone on your team's call
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  Speaker 2: so you can laugh at how basic everyone's ideas are
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  Speaker 2: while actually offering zero solutions of your own.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, Peyton.
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  Speaker 3: Seems like that's fitting. Must be ringing true for Miss Tanya.
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  Speaker 4: It's very true.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thanks for calling in. Thanks, guys.
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  Speaker 4: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do Libros.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, you're kind of in that same vibe where you
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  Speaker 2: kind of just like nod along and you agree with everyone,
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  Speaker 2: even though you have the complete opposite opinion. So your
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  Speaker 2: toxic work habit is that you're going to avoid that meeting,
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  Speaker 2: but you are going to let it out as soon
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  Speaker 2: as you get into your office.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that the fun part, though? Right. You have to
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  Speaker 3: have a.
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  Speaker 2: Debrief after the meetings. Come on.
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  Speaker 1: How about Leo's?
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  Speaker 2: Us Leo's are toxic work habit. is doing 10% of
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  Speaker 2: the actual work on a group project, but then stepping
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  Speaker 2: up to deliver 100% of the presentation so we get
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  Speaker 2: all of the credit applause.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's up?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, yesterday as I was working, my daughter forwarded me
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  Speaker 4: your son's TikTok, and I would love to know what
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  Speaker 4: the heck is up with the U of A and
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  Speaker 4: Machete and him just with the random posts on that. Like,
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  Speaker 4: U of A, lock in.
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  Speaker 5: Well, if you go to U of A or you're
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  Speaker 5: a parent of someone who goes to U of A,
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  Speaker 5: you're part of the text alert. And every once in
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  Speaker 5: a while, somebody with a gun or I guess the
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  Speaker 5: other day someone had a machete, right, running through the school.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Does your daughter go to school there?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, not at all. But she's like, look
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  Speaker 4: at John Jay's son. I was like, wait, what? I
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  Speaker 4: was like, oh, okay, that's random.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But the way he delivered it was.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, you know what's funny is I watched that video
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  Speaker 5: this morning and I was very impressed with his delivery.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, this guy, like, I don't know if he's,
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  Speaker 5: if my son's practicing or he's just doing one take,
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  Speaker 5: but it's pretty good delivery because he does it. There's
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  Speaker 5: a little comedy to it. And then I was kind
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  Speaker 5: of like, I was like, was there a machete? Like,
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  Speaker 5: but he has a good sense of humor about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, thanks, Flo. That's all. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, bye. Bye. All right.
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  Speaker 1: If we didn't get to your sign there, I'll post
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  Speaker 1: it on our website, johnjainrich.com.