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Things That Must Go from April 8th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go.
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  Speaker 2: On the radio.
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  Speaker 3: These are things that are bugging you, our friends of
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  Speaker 3: the program, things that you cannot stand any more. You
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  Speaker 3: want these things out of your life, and so you say,
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  Speaker 3: I know, I'll send it to Radio from Hell and
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  Speaker 3: maybe maybe if they read it on the radio, these
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  Speaker 3: things will we might make me feel better, and maybe
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  Speaker 3: even sometimes these things disappear from your life. So send
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  Speaker 3: your must goes to Radio from Hell at X ninety
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  Speaker 3: six dot com, but must go on the subject line,
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  Speaker 3: and we'll try to get to it. I'll start this time.
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  Speaker 3: I have a couple of my own. First of all,
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  Speaker 3: this little box that always pops up every morning when
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to sign into all of my Microsoft stuff,
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  Speaker 3: and it says right there at the end, it says,
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  Speaker 3: click this box if you would like to not have
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  Speaker 3: to sign sign in so many times exactly. And then
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  Speaker 3: and then there's another little box there that says, click
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  Speaker 3: this if you don't want to see this message anymore.
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  Speaker 3: So I click the one that says I don't so
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  Speaker 3: I shouldn't have to sign in all the time. And
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  Speaker 3: then I clicked the little box that says I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to see this anymore, and yet every day it
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  Speaker 3: pops up every damned day.
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  Speaker 1: Same with our text program. You got to sign into that,
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  Speaker 1: and it says remember me, never works yep.
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  Speaker 3: And then also I'm tired of and I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to do it anymore getting messages from all kinds of
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  Speaker 3: businesses and doctors and health providers and just any kind
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  Speaker 3: of business. Take this little survey and tell us what
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  Speaker 3: you think of us. I am never going to do
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  Speaker 3: another one of them. I don't do it ever, ever, ever,
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  Speaker 3: ever again. Stop sending no, go ahead and send them.
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  Speaker 3: I don't give a damn. I'm not gonna leave us
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  Speaker 3: a review. I never do that. I'm not gonna do it,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm not going to do it all right. This
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  Speaker 3: one says here's something that must go. My cat doing
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  Speaker 3: his nighttime activities and my lizard brain it's a home invader,
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  Speaker 3: must go. It's messing with my sleep and I can't
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  Speaker 3: deal with it anymore. Dirty Cliff. This one says, you
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  Speaker 3: can use my name. This past weekend, Oh maybe this
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  Speaker 3: is dirty Cliff. This past weekend, I was enjoying the
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  Speaker 3: smell of my fresh cut grass when suddenly my experience
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  Speaker 3: was ruined by the smell of cigarette smoke and it
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  Speaker 3: was my own cigarette. I'm so sorry to my neighbors,
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  Speaker 3: who no doubt were disturbed as well. Please forgive me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a work in progress. It's a disgusting habit, and
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  Speaker 3: with the knowledge that it's my own behavior, that's what
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  Speaker 3: needs to go. I can make it happen. I know
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  Speaker 3: I can do it. Love you lords, good luck with that.
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  Speaker 3: This one says, hello lords, feel free to use my name.
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  Speaker 3: This is Kelly of Eagle Mountain BYU is doing a
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  Speaker 3: pride event this Saturday at Memorial Park in Provo. What
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  Speaker 3: must go is whoever called the mayor of Provo saying
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  Speaker 3: that there was nudity there last year and tried to
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  Speaker 3: get them to cancel this year's event. These kids need
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  Speaker 3: whatever support they can get. Leave them alone. I'm the
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  Speaker 3: person who brought you the pride bees that you put
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  Speaker 3: on your Christmas tree. Oh yes, everyone should come and
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  Speaker 3: support this event. It's from five to eight pm. Thanks
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  Speaker 3: for letting me listen. And finally this you can use
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  Speaker 3: my name. This is Spencer. My must go are the
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  Speaker 3: sensors on the sinks in public restrooms. I appreciate the
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  Speaker 3: fact that I don't have to use a dirty handle.
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  Speaker 3: I don't appreciate the fact that I have to do
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  Speaker 3: some kind of hand jive just to wash my hands
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  Speaker 3: on the flip side of that universality. Oh no, the
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  Speaker 3: over sensitivity of the toilets must go. Just as I
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  Speaker 3: get the seat cover on, which okay, and turn around
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  Speaker 3: to sit on it, the toilet flushes and pulls the
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  Speaker 3: seat covered down into the toilet. Maybe we could just
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  Speaker 3: switch the sensors or something. Thanks for letting me listen,
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  Speaker 3: Spencer Nick.
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  Speaker 1: Sure one of my own I really need for my
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  Speaker 1: ADHD a thing to go, which is grocery stores need
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  Speaker 1: to stop changing around their entire inventory. Please get used.
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  Speaker 1: For the love of God, stop moving the chip aisle.
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  Speaker 1: It drives me insane. Before I moved a year ago,
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  Speaker 1: my local grocery store changed their whole inventory around, and
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  Speaker 1: just as I was learning it, I had to move
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  Speaker 1: to a new location, had to learn their entire route.
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  Speaker 1: That took me a couple of months, And now that
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  Speaker 1: I finally got in the swing of things, they changed
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  Speaker 1: that location completely over again. And I know the incentive is, well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you'll pick up more stuff that you'll see that
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  Speaker 1: you didn't see before. I am less incentivized to go
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  Speaker 1: to the store knowing that I can't remember where the
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  Speaker 1: hell all of my stuff is, So that's a personal
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  Speaker 1: things that must go for me. This one from you
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  Speaker 1: can say my name as long as you preface it
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  Speaker 1: with quote unquote world's greatest, and then the name is
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  Speaker 1: at least on this piece of paper, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's going on there. Things that must go, buy one,
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  Speaker 1: get one at the grocery store must go. Sure, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: they're amazing, but sometimes they can be impractical. For example,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have enough freezer space for two two large
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  Speaker 1: boxes of fish sticks, so if I don't take the
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  Speaker 1: second box, the offer ends up being a waste of money.
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  Speaker 2: It would be great.
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  Speaker 1: If stores offered these items at half price instead, so
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  Speaker 1: shoppers could enjoy the discount without needing to buy more
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  Speaker 1: than they use.
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  Speaker 2: That is one.
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  Speaker 1: Next one the absolute jumbled mess. My DVR recorded Survivor
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  Speaker 1: last week must go. Oh yeah, I wake up very
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  Speaker 1: early in the morning to go to work. When I
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  Speaker 1: get home on Thursday afternoon at three, I can't wait
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  Speaker 1: to shower, get comfy and watch Survivor. Thanks Obama. This
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  Speaker 1: email says, stay care PS coach is the biggest Douche
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  Speaker 1: Canoe to ever play Survivor.
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  Speaker 2: Agreed.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know any of that, but I'll take your
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  Speaker 1: word for it. Trump was all over the the last
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  Speaker 1: but not least for me. Feel free to use my
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  Speaker 1: name when the creative mews has fled. Excuse let's back
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  Speaker 1: that up. When the creative mews had fled. I have
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  Speaker 1: a very large goal for my creative hobby this year.
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  Speaker 1: Up until about a week ago, I was really cooking,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm currently incapable of doing anything. I know this
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  Speaker 1: is a universal experience for creative people, but come on,
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  Speaker 1: if the creative block could go, that would be great.
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  Speaker 1: From Data Dave, I'd recommend Data Dave, just go back
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  Speaker 1: to the basics. Take a walk, exercise, eat good food,
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  Speaker 1: try to find new things that inspire you. Music movies
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  Speaker 1: don't fall into comfort like TV shows or music. Find
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  Speaker 1: something new to inspire you, and I think that should
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  Speaker 1: help you out of our That's at least helped me
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  Speaker 1: in the past. Thanks doctor Nick, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's see from my wife and I A,
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  Speaker 2: I must go because for a specific reason. Let's hear it,
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  Speaker 2: it's ruining our enjoyment of cute animal videos. We're never
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  Speaker 2: sure which one is real and which one is fake. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just let me enjoy my cute little animal videos. All right, please,
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  Speaker 2: thank you. Let's see, hello, lords, What must go? Has
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  Speaker 2: Bros Ceo raising their prices? I love Hasbro products to death,
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  Speaker 2: but over the past few years they've raised their prices.
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  Speaker 2: They say it's tariffs. It is it's tariffs and the
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  Speaker 2: cost of oil. You know, action figures are made of petroleum.
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  Speaker 2: But raising prices by four to ten dollars is too much.
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  Speaker 2: I would rather pay thirty five dollars for a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of tiny third party figures than pay thirty dollars for
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  Speaker 2: a Spider Man figure that would have been twenty dollars
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  Speaker 2: a few years ago. Well, I get used to it
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  Speaker 2: because it's not going to go down. It's just not
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  Speaker 2: going to happen. The good toys are going to be expensive,
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  Speaker 2: the bad action figures are going to be expensive, but
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  Speaker 2: not as expensive.
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  Speaker 1: Period.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, dear lords. Things that must go. Chronic pain
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  Speaker 2: and scammers targeting them with quack treatments and untested, unregulated
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  Speaker 2: supplements must go. The lack of science education must go,
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  Speaker 2: the return of bullying must go. Propaganda must go, The
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  Speaker 2: selfish idea that a person's person little choice doesn't affect
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  Speaker 2: other people must go. Just selfishness and narcissism in general
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  Speaker 2: must go, Demetri and this one please don't use my name.
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  Speaker 2: We adopted our second dog in the fall. She was
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  Speaker 2: about six months old when we got her, so we
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  Speaker 2: decided to keep the name that the breeder gave her, Petunia. Naturally,
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  Speaker 2: many nicknames has spawned fourth Toony, Tune Town, Tuna, Noodle, Castle, Petunia,
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  Speaker 2: Grace when in trouble, and so on. The problem is
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  Speaker 2: my husband generally stuck to tunes or tuny, but has
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  Speaker 2: made a new variation of one of our sillier names above,
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  Speaker 2: and is now calling her nudes Wow okay, yes, pronounced
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  Speaker 2: just like and ude nudes. Both our teenage daughter and
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  Speaker 2: I have implored him to stop referring to her as
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  Speaker 2: snapchat fodder, but he insists. I know he wants our
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  Speaker 2: city to remain sketchy. Oh I wonder that could be, yes,
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  Speaker 2: But hearing a forty five year old man frequently yelling
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  Speaker 2: for nudes is going to cause our neighbor to shun
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  Speaker 2: us or worse, if you won't listen to the pleadings
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  Speaker 2: of his wife and daughter. Perhaps he'll listen to you
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  Speaker 2: and your infinite wisdom regarding naming conventions and proper pet ownership.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe just enough good karma bank to the things
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  Speaker 2: that must go fairies will make him stop.
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  Speaker 3: I think he is just trying to keep Ogden sketching.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly thinks that must go on the radio show