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Dan's Fairy Butt Mother, Dr. Strappleburger | Wednesday February 19, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
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  Speaker 1: us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey
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  Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Wednesday, February nineteenth, twenty twenty five. Trey,
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  Speaker 1: Raj and myself, we're all old enough to remember the
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  Speaker 1: Miracle Brawl. We remember when it first came out, and
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  Speaker 1: we remember when it first came off because that was
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  Speaker 1: a learning moment where you got to experience massive disappointment
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  Speaker 1: and lies and treachery, deception and deception and one beautiful package.
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  Speaker 1: But it's the twenty first century. It's twenty twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: and the Miracle bra is a thing of the past
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  Speaker 1: because thanks to Kim Kardashian and the company that either
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  Speaker 1: she started or licensed with works with whatever the situation is,
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  Speaker 1: shapewear that can't be trusted is back. And because Kim
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  Speaker 1: there's more things fake about Kim than just her chest.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't stop there because she's going to have a
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  Speaker 1: shapewear product that's going to lead you on and lie
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  Speaker 1: to you. It's gonna be the entire body. Right, Are
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  Speaker 1: you guys familiar with Skims, the shapewear company that Kim
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  Speaker 1: Kardashian does. Yes, Okay, we're all familiar with spanks. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's usually like the the the shape tightening, form fitting
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  Speaker 1: piece of clothing that women would wear to you know,
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  Speaker 1: produce a better silhouette in a dress or something dressy, right,
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  Speaker 1: something fanta. Well, Kim Kardashian and her company Skims have
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  Speaker 1: taken that to the next level because they don't want
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  Speaker 1: to just cinch. They also want to expand in certain
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  Speaker 1: areas and so that's what their new marketing campaign with
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  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian and Skims is trying to accomplish. And that
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  Speaker 1: includes their new commercial with Kim Kardashian The fairy Butt Mother.
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  Speaker 2: Okaye, everything so hard?
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  Speaker 3: Come on now, stand up?
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  Speaker 4: I know, I know.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, this starts with a young British, very thin,
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  Speaker 1: model looking woman on a yoga Matt frustrated because she's
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  Speaker 1: working out and not getting the results she wants. So
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  Speaker 1: enter Kim Kardashian.
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  Speaker 5: I should stand up. I should work for the body
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  Speaker 5: that I want.
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  Speaker 2: But I just can't.
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing so much already, I'm getting I'm eating healthy.
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  Speaker 3: Can't there just be one thing in life that's easy?
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  Speaker 5: Can't there just be one thing. Kim Kardashian, I'm not
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  Speaker 5: Kim Koe.
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  Speaker 3: No, I am Kim, but today i'm also your fairy
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  Speaker 3: butt mother, my fairy butt mother. I'm here to make
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  Speaker 3: one thing easy you're in your life. With Skim's new shapewear,
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  Speaker 3: you can get a butt, boobs and amazing curbs immediately,
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  Speaker 3: just with them.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks, fairy butt mother.
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  Speaker 3: Just remember what happens at midnight the shape were disappears. No,
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  Speaker 3: it's just really late, and you should try to get
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  Speaker 3: eight hours of sleep Skims Shapewear, because one thing should
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  Speaker 3: be effortless.
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  Speaker 1: So there you have it. New from Skims and Kim Kardashian,
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  Speaker 1: the fairy butt Mother. By the way, the name Skims,
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  Speaker 1: that's also what Kim's mom does for a living, so
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  Speaker 1: I guess it was easy to come up with the name.
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  Speaker 6: And now I know your new role playing game.
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  Speaker 1: I have to admit I did not see this backfiring
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  Speaker 1: on me.
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  Speaker 6: I'll kid you not, fairy Mother.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Dan's also seen it and then gave it a
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  Speaker 2: good review.
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  Speaker 1: See is right, It didn't have to work for it,
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  Speaker 1: right there. Yeah, So new from Skims, New from Kim Kardashian,
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  Speaker 1: the shapewear the illusion of a big button, big boobs
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  Speaker 1: all right there, and one easy to buy package. Can
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  Speaker 1: you imagine what the commercial would look like if they
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  Speaker 1: made this for men?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, would it be Bruce Jenner that pops out as
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  Speaker 1: your fairy crutch mother? Where would that be? Crutch father?
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm lost?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, crotch person?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. If they made a similar product for men.
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  Speaker 6: Is who would be he?
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  Speaker 1: Your fairy crutch father?
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  Speaker 6: That poll vaulter from the Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's a good candidate because at the very
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  Speaker 1: least he's already everybody's daddy.
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  Speaker 1: along with Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma with you inside
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  Speaker 1: the Treehouse today. It turns out Corporate America is not
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  Speaker 1: the only one really frustrated with Generation Z because gen
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  Speaker 1: Z as employees has been a challenge for the workforce,
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  Speaker 1: and not just the legal workforce, because it turns out
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  Speaker 1: that even the Mafia is having issues with gen Z
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  Speaker 1: joining its raised. I have to admit I had not
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  Speaker 1: thought about that. I see news stories all the time
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  Speaker 1: about gen Z and then making their way into the workforce,
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  Speaker 1: and how companies and managers and other employees have to
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  Speaker 1: make certain accommodations for this new generation of employee. I
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  Speaker 1: never thought about the illegitimate businesses and what they have
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  Speaker 1: to do to accommodate gen Z. I never would have
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  Speaker 1: thought that the mafia would be frustrated by the perms
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  Speaker 1: and the crocs and the oversized hoodies.
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  Speaker 6: But here we are.
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  Speaker 1: It's true. Mafia godfathers are mocking miserable gang members, Miserable
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  Speaker 1: new recruits to the Cosa Nostra Buzzens have been arrested
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  Speaker 1: and immediately flipped to become States witnesses of so gen
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  Speaker 1: Z has absolutely zero loyalty, no dedication, so much so
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  Speaker 1: the mafia bosses in Sicily have been heard complaining about
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  Speaker 1: gen Z on wiretaps.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, when the mafia complains about your ethics, yeah, said.
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  Speaker 1: A lot Gihn. Carlo Romano, an alleged mafia Don slammed
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  Speaker 1: the caliber these days as miserable. Talking about gim Z
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  Speaker 1: heeming a tad nostalgic. He compared them to the nineteen
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  Speaker 1: seventy two classic film The Godfather, although unfavorably. He said,
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  Speaker 1: if you watch The Godfather, the connections he had, he
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  Speaker 1: was very influential because of the power that he built
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  Speaker 1: at a political level. But us, what can we do.
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  Speaker 1: We're on our knees. Guys, we think we do business,
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  Speaker 1: but these days it's others who do it. We used
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  Speaker 1: to be number one, Now it's others. We're just gypsies local.
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  Speaker 1: That's according to local media. He also advised new recruits
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  Speaker 1: to get an education so they could mingle with lawyers.
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  Speaker 6: I just like gen Z is the Freido generation.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I'm not stupid, I'm smart.
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  Speaker 1: I am just absolutely amazed that the mafia is having
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  Speaker 1: issues with gen Z and the fact that they're turning
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  Speaker 1: state's witnesses quickly compared to generations past. I've I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'll stop giggling about this story for
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  Speaker 1: the entire week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to know what the nicknames are like,
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  Speaker 2: you know how the old school guys are like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Joey the Nose.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 2: So I want to know what these kids are, like
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  Speaker 2: Vinny the Sensitive, Like, I don't know what.
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  Speaker 1: Well, as far as the no, I'm with you, because
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  Speaker 1: the bosses, some of them have their own nicknames. Wire
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  Speaker 1: Taps revealed the Mafia bosses have nicknames for one another,
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  Speaker 1: ranging from Spider Man to Robert de Niro to Bear.
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  Speaker 1: But as far as what the gen z nicknames are,
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  Speaker 1: I don't see that in here. But that's a great question, Raj,
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  Speaker 1: because I mean, I don't calling someone that knows nowadays
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  Speaker 1: is not very politically correct, even for the Mafia. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just like the two crocks.
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  Speaker 2: He does all the slip and false.
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  Speaker 4: The meeting was at ten o'clock for the drop off.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well, there was a line at Starbucks and and
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  Speaker 4: he yell.
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  Speaker 6: At them because then I mean that's.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Mafia is sol they're gonna have to skip a generation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got mental health days. Yeah that he takes.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it's gonna be bad when when they're you know,
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  Speaker 4: enforcers are you know, seventy five years old because they
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  Speaker 4: had to skip a generation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're right, raj. I mean because like if
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  Speaker 1: you know gen Z, they're on the front lines. They
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  Speaker 1: have to go out and do all the dirty workers.
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  Speaker 1: They're the low men on the totem bowl. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: the low low individuals on the I probably can't say
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  Speaker 1: totem boll either, because gen Z they have to work
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  Speaker 1: their way up through the mafia ranks, and in order
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  Speaker 1: to do that, you have to do all the grunt work,
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  Speaker 1: like kill people. But gen Z, while they maybe will
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  Speaker 1: kill somebody, they're gonna need a couple of mental health
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  Speaker 1: days to do process at all before they can go
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  Speaker 1: back to Mark Killy. I just can't wait to see
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  Speaker 1: the security cam footage when when when the gen Z
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  Speaker 1: hit man hit person uh kills somebody and then runs
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  Speaker 1: away and then falls because they were wearing cross they
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  Speaker 1: run straight, although identifying because of the oversized sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 2: No more, no more suits, just big shirts and crocs.
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  Speaker 1: It's all. It's all ATHLETI sure.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder if they'll get you sued for equal opportunity
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  Speaker 4: employment when they you know, they don't have any women
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a big challenge. Yeah, I wonder if that
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  Speaker 1: means then some of those new recruits are going to
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  Speaker 1: be forced to transition, so you can't be equal opportunity
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  Speaker 1: d EI hiring requirements.
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  Speaker 1: February nineteenth, twenty twenty five. Do you guys know the
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  Speaker 1: name doctor Astrid Stuckelberger. No, Well you're about to because
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  Speaker 1: she was on a show recently and she drops some
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  Speaker 1: serious knowledge about what the scientists are up to at
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  Speaker 1: CERN in Switzerland. I have not been able to verify
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  Speaker 1: any of this yet, but just know that the things
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  Speaker 1: you're about to hear from doctor Asterid about what's going
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  Speaker 1: on at CERN is very very alarming and scary to some.
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  Speaker 1: And I think installed enough now to where I can
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  Speaker 1: play the audio.
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  Speaker 6: Here we go.
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  Speaker 5: Actually is dealing with radio radio nuclear.
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  Speaker 1: Research, right, did you guys hear that? Okay, doctor Astrid
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  Speaker 1: Stockholberger talking about CERN and their astrological or radio astrological research.
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  Speaker 5: Actually STERN is dealing with radio radio nuclear research. Right.
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  Speaker 5: It's nuclear research, but it is more than that because
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  Speaker 5: there are lots of physicians. I had no sum. They're
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  Speaker 5: doing very strange experimentation. There are beings from portals coming
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  Speaker 5: in and out. It's physicists from the STERN who told
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  Speaker 5: me this.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys catch that?
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  Speaker 6: M all right?
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  Speaker 1: I want to play that again for you, beings from
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  Speaker 1: a portal at CERN. According to doctor Asterid.
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  Speaker 5: It's nuclear research, but it is more than that because
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  Speaker 5: there are lots of physicians. I had no sum. They're
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  Speaker 5: doing very strange experimentation. There are beings from port coming
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  Speaker 5: in and no. Physicists from the STERN who told me this.
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  Speaker 1: They've tested beings coming in and out of portals. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: they no, I need to clarify that. Use these scientists
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  Speaker 1: at CERN have not testified to this. Doctor Astrid had
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  Speaker 1: dinner with some and they told her very different than
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  Speaker 1: testifying to something. I just want that, you know. Said
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  Speaker 1: In an interview with z Media, doctor Astrid Stuckelberger claims
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  Speaker 1: that she had dinner with scientists from CERN who share
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  Speaker 1: details about unusual experiments taking place at the facility. According
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  Speaker 1: to doctor Astrid, these scientists speak of a mysterious portal
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  Speaker 1: located at the bottom of CERN, described as like a
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  Speaker 1: door through which non human entities are reportedly entering and exiting.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I have apparently in the bottom of the stern,
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  Speaker 5: this this portal, this door where they are dealing with
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  Speaker 5: all the subatomic dimensions. They say, there are seventeen different
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  Speaker 5: dimensions of reality. That's what those physicists. Some others say
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  Speaker 5: there are more dimensions. You know. They had a being
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  Speaker 5: they did not tell me more who came that doesn't
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  Speaker 5: resemble a human And then they had another one and
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  Speaker 5: they have a proof because they left a scarf they
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  Speaker 5: let and now when so.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm to understand everything she's saying there, some scientists
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  Speaker 1: say there are seventeen different dimensions. Some say more there's
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  Speaker 1: a trap door at the bottom of CERN where beings
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  Speaker 1: are crawling out of and apparently they're into scarves. That's
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  Speaker 1: that pretty much what everyone else has gathered out of this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just can't imagine going through the portal and like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my scarf.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean space is chili.
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  Speaker 5: Because they left a scarf. They left the scarf. And
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  Speaker 5: now when you look at what is going on in
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  Speaker 5: the stir and there is a fight from some of
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  Speaker 5: the military agencies Intel they say that there is a
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  Speaker 5: fight on time. They're trying to change time.
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  Speaker 1: And they're also probably fighting over the scarves.
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  Speaker 2: Hipster aliens. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Do you imagine like the alien who left the scarf
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  Speaker 1: sticks his head back in. It's like, you, guys, do
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  Speaker 1: you see a scarf? Maybe maybe a hacky sack?
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  Speaker 2: You guys have craft beer here?
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  Speaker 1: No, but I know a place you can get some
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  Speaker 1: craft beer. Uh. I don't even know who doctor Astor
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  Speaker 1: it is, but I really like the name of her show,
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  Speaker 1: which I assume is called Doctor Astrid and the Aliens
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  Speaker 1: or maybe that's her do wat.
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  Speaker 4: That's not aliens, not aliens, other dimensions.
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  Speaker 1: It's other dimensions. Oh so it's people from one of
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  Speaker 1: these other dimensions that are infiltrating cern and leaving behind scarves.
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  Speaker 4: So theory in physics, I did not know of seventeen dimensions,
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  Speaker 4: but I know like a lot of there were eleven dimensions.
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  Speaker 4: They theorize eleven dimensions and that there are complete other realities,
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  Speaker 4: like we live in a three dimensional world. But fourth dimension,
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  Speaker 4: I believe they say is time and then when you
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  Speaker 4: can shift to that fourth dimension, there are other realities.
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  Speaker 1: It is one of those dimensions, the scarf dimension.
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  Speaker 4: That who knows they they didn't have a world of
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  Speaker 4: wonderful accessories in one dimension.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe so I just look at it as you're in Switzerland.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably just one of the scientists scarf that fell
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  Speaker 1: during one of the experiments. It didn't come from another
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  Speaker 1: portal in another dimension. It was just you know, hants's.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, they are dealing with the very foundations of
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  Speaker 4: the universe. They're always scared, you know, theories that they
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  Speaker 4: they are going to create a black hole. Open your
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  Speaker 4: mind to the possibility.
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  Speaker 1: My mind is open to My mind is certainly open
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  Speaker 1: to the possibility. I'm just concerned about some of the
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  Speaker 1: people relaying this information. I don't want to get all
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  Speaker 1: my alien information and other worldly or different dimension information
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  Speaker 1: from a doctor who if just one typo her name
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  Speaker 1: is doctor Asthard.
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  Speaker 2: Her last name doesn't get you because that makes me
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  Speaker 2: laugh every time you say.
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  Speaker 1: It, Stuckelberg, it really is a whole package. I mean, doctor,
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  Speaker 1: make sure I get this right. Uh, let's see doctor
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  Speaker 1: Astro stuckle Burger. Sorry, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say stuckle Burger and her space cars.
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  Speaker 6: I better. I bet if it were a Strappelberger, you'd
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  Speaker 6: really like it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even get mad at you because that was
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  Speaker 1: really good. I'm gonna be mad at you in like
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  Speaker 1: five minutes, but but for now, that's.
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  Speaker 6: Damn. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: And Raj Sharma on Wednesday, February nineteenth, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: We were just talking about doctor Astrid Stuckelberger and she
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  Speaker 1: had had dinner with some of the physicists at the
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  Speaker 1: CERN Laboratory in Switzerland, and she was saying that they've
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  Speaker 1: told her there's at least seventeen dimensions, and there are
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  Speaker 1: beings that are popping up out of a hole at
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  Speaker 1: the bottom of CERN, saying hello and leaving scarves behind.
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  Speaker 1: So I decided to do a little more research on
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  Speaker 1: doctor Astrid Stuckelberger to see is she crazy. She's got
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  Speaker 1: a really good resume. She's a scientist and writer at
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  Speaker 1: the Institute of Global Health of the Faculty of Medicine
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  Speaker 1: of the University of Geneva. After a PhD in public health,
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  Speaker 1: she pursued her career at the Geneva University Hospital and
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  Speaker 1: at the Faculty of Medicine of the University of Geneva,
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  Speaker 1: where she obtained the higher rank of privad doscent, whatever
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  Speaker 1: that is. She's also the professor at University of Applied
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  Speaker 1: Science at the University of Lausanne and collaborates with several
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  Speaker 1: universities in the world. She was recently awarded the title
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  Speaker 1: of Honorary Professor of the Institute of Bioregulation and Gerontology
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  Speaker 1: of the Russian Academy of Medical Science, and is invited
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  Speaker 1: professor in different universities. She's also the president of the
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  Speaker 1: Geneva International Network on Aging, which is funded with the Who.
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  Speaker 1: So that's doctor Astrid Stockelberger who had dinner with CERN physicists,
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  Speaker 1: who says there are weirdos popping up in holes at
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  Speaker 1: the CERN laboratory in Switzerland.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if you ever want to go down a
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  Speaker 4: rabbit hole, go down all the conspiracy theories about what
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  Speaker 4: goes on at CERN.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, oh, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't that Angels and demons based on that? Well, they
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  Speaker 2: have the matter that they created. I thought it was
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  Speaker 2: that lab was supposed to be represent the CERN.
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  Speaker 1: I have to go back and rewatch that. I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the god particle thing, Uh that maybe I'm but yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that it's it's it is a fascinating uh.
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  Speaker 2: And you know how much of the love of conspiracy theories,
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  Speaker 2: So I will be on it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean between the two of you, Raj and
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  Speaker 1: your conspiracy theories and Trey your endless quest for documentary
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  Speaker 1: knowledge h what are what are some of the things
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  Speaker 1: that are supposed or theorized.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the theorizing that they're uh working on, you know,
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  Speaker 4: basically messing with the fabric of time and that uh
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  Speaker 4: I forgot the but that they're changing, you know, they're
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  Speaker 4: augmenting our reality by their different experiments that they are.
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  Speaker 4: They have figured out interdimensional travel, and you know, then
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  Speaker 4: it's you know, what are what what's.
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  Speaker 6: On the other side?
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  Speaker 4: You know, it becomes a big question that they're going
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  Speaker 4: to make a black hole that will eventually destroy the world.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, it's there.
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  Speaker 4: There are so many it's uh, you know, you you
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  Speaker 4: get from the strange like scientific theories to Illuminati type
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  Speaker 4: crap to just I mean it's it is a rabbit
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  Speaker 4: rabbit hole with multi multiple dimensions.
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  Speaker 1: I am fascinated by it. I'm also a little terrified
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  Speaker 1: of it, and I think this is probably how a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people are. I mean, there was the original
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  Speaker 1: concern when they turned that thing on that it actually
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  Speaker 1: would destroy the universe.
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  Speaker 6: Not just it would create a black hole, but create.
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  Speaker 1: A black hole and we're all dead in an instant
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  Speaker 1: just because on all that.
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  Speaker 6: But they still did it.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's like a flip the switch. We'll find out.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean there's there.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: I saw one thing where if they thought they discovered
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  Speaker 4: they discovered a particle that it defied the laws of physics.
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  Speaker 4: It's all, it's all these things, and and no one
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  Speaker 4: really knows what's true and what's not. I am sure
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  Speaker 4: they are doing I mean you're talking about your quantum
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  Speaker 4: physics is in the the people who think of this
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  Speaker 4: stuff are It's so far beyond what any of us
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  Speaker 4: can really comprehend.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, and I think that's why so many of
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  Speaker 1: us have difficulty trying to wrap our brains around any
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  Speaker 1: of the information that comes out ofcern. Even the stuff
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  Speaker 1: that sounds too crazy to believe might actually be real.
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  Speaker 1: But it's so beyond our grasp of reality that there's
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  Speaker 1: no way we'd be able to grasp it. What scares
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  Speaker 1: me about the certain facility in Switzerland is you've got
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  Speaker 1: some of the brightest minds our planet has ever produced,
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  Speaker 1: and a large chunk of their experiments are centered around
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  Speaker 1: around and find out.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you want to create the black hole on the
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  Speaker 2: last day of the job.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe do that when the new crew is coming on,
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  Speaker 1: so you could be like Oh, they did it. We had,
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  Speaker 1: we had, we had, we had four hundred and ninety
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  Speaker 1: two days. Like it's like a little sign uh since
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: our last emergency, Uh, the first crew, it's turned We've
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  Speaker 1: had X amount of days, zero black holes.
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  Speaker 2: The greatest retirement party ever.
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  Speaker 1: As long as it's an ice cream cake, I'm fine talking.
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  Speaker 6: About to take this job and shove it.
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  Speaker 1: Daniel Mallley, Tray Trendholme Raj Sharma with you inside the
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  Speaker 1: Treehouse on Wednesday, February nineteenth, twenty twenty, before we jump
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  Speaker 1: headfirst into birthdays, Trey, what was it you were saying
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  Speaker 1: to Raj about if there's Because Raj is super into conspiracies,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: he should check out all the conspiracies surrounding CONCERN.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's fascinating.
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  Speaker 4: They try to tell people what they're doing, but again,
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  Speaker 4: they are working on a level that you just have
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: to dumb it down because I mean you're talking about
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  Speaker 4: they're throwing around their subatomic particles and crashing them into
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  Speaker 4: each other at the speed of light and all this
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  Speaker 4: other and the energy that comes from it, and just
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  Speaker 4: trying to grasp thinking beyond three dimensions.
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  Speaker 6: And it's fascinating.
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  Speaker 4: But that's one of the problems is everyone speculates what
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  Speaker 4: they're doing, but no one, very few people are smart
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  Speaker 4: enough to really understand what they're trying to do.
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  Speaker 1: That's me. I have no idea. I don't understand a
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  Speaker 1: good chunk of anything that comes out of CERN, And
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: that's why I appreciate when someone will try to dumb
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  Speaker 1: it down as much as they possibly can to where
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  Speaker 1: someone like me can understand at least a fragment of it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, the person who probably can dumb it down
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  Speaker 4: better than anyone is a Neil de grass Tyson. Ye,
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  Speaker 4: because you're you're talking about Stephen Hawking. You know, level s,
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: but it is, it's it's it's fascinating stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And I had trouble with geometry. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: understand an iota of what happens at CERN.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, and as just as our technology grows, and
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: then you also you factor in AI, supercomputing, everything else,
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: and how the theoretic it's advancing faster. I mean, just
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: their their theories on time and that you know, do
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  Speaker 4: wormholes really exist?
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  Speaker 6: And just all this, all the stuff.
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  Speaker 4: What's fascinating is all the stuff that we grew up
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  Speaker 4: watching on like Star Trek.
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  Speaker 6: Some of it really might be true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, teleportation aside, if.
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  Speaker 4: They are there, they think they're close to actually teleporting somebody.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm all for it. But before we get full
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  Speaker 1: on teleportation, I would like whatever meal I can think
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  Speaker 1: of energized right in front of me, ready to eat.
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  Speaker 1: That to me is the coolest Star Trek technology. There
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  Speaker 1: is teleportation number two.
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  Speaker 6: And who do you get?
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  Speaker 2: Who's the first guy? Who do you get, like, hey, Doug,
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  Speaker 2: we got to teleport you today. Is it gonna work?
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  Speaker 1: Who a short straw at CERN? Actually that's actually a
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: great question. So you know how people will say at
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: the Olympics they should have an average person compete in
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  Speaker 1: every event, so you get an idea of how great
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: these athletes are. They should do the same thing with
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: the scientists. That'scerned they should get an average person like
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  Speaker 1: me in their midst and it just be me with
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  Speaker 1: my really big pencil. Just trying to follow along is
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  Speaker 1: better just as I can. It's not gonna happen, but I'll,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'll try. I'll hang out.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What if you kiss somebody off and they teleport you
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  Speaker 2: and then don't bring you back, They just leave, They
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  Speaker 2: just leave you to wherever that went.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all of a sudden, pranks pulled by scientists are
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  Speaker 1: very terrifying. Imagine imagine the revenge they could get on
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  Speaker 1: the their like high school bullies.
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  Speaker 2: I would love to join CERN.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got plans?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I've got names, addresses. Don't worry about it. They're
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  Speaker 2: gonna be teleported.
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  Speaker 6: In the back of your mind, you gotta think of
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  Speaker 6: the fly.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's true. And then even if even
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  Speaker 1: if you agree to bring them back, right like you
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  Speaker 1: have to bring them back, what if when you bring
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: them back they you like you switch their arm out
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  Speaker 1: for their nose. Yeah, I mean there's all sorts of hijinks.
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  Speaker 1: You could get into if you're running the teleportation portal LID, Sir.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to go there on like a
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  Speaker 2: Friday when they're drinking.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to show up at happy hour.
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  Speaker 4: The last thing you did is you call the guy
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  Speaker 4: controlling it, Dick Facemas.
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  Speaker 1: and Raj Sharma. Not to beat a dead horse over
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  Speaker 1: this too much, but if you're among the scientists at
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: the CERN Laboratory in Switzerland, wouldn't there be a hell
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: of a scrum for people applying to be the main
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: teleportation guy, the guy who's at the controls sending people
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  Speaker 1: and bringing them back. Can you just imagine the size
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  Speaker 1: of the tip jar on his console. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to be the stingy guy or the guy like we
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  Speaker 1: said earlier. You don't want to be the guy that
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: calls the teleportation director you know, a bad name like face,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: because you may come back with one.
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  Speaker 2: Don't want to be the guy that called him an
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  Speaker 2: ass hat.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if there would ever be
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  Speaker 1: a position that would have its ass kissed more than
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: the guy in charge of teleportation, because yeah, I'll send
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: you wherever you want to go, but there's no guarantee
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: you get to come back. That's where the tip jar
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: gets slid right in front of you ever so slowly.
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  Speaker 2: You want to make it back for dinner, I'd put
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  Speaker 2: a twenty in there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I realize, I realize your booking dot com app
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could tell it for you to Hawaii and
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: a volcano too. But what's what's crazy to think about?
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: Very few people will remember this is cern was originally
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  Speaker 4: going to be in North Texas. The Soviet Collider Project
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  Speaker 4: was here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Where is that going to be in
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  Speaker 1: North Texas?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember? Like what area? What city is it?
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  Speaker 4: It was all around I mean you have to it's
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: a huge area. Like I forgot the dimensions of it.
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  Speaker 4: But miles and miles long of super collider.
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  Speaker 1: But was it going to be like somewhere around Waksa
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Hatchie or something, But yeah, all through.
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  Speaker 6: Like south and east like it's.
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  Speaker 1: I put it where the Hillsboro outlets were. I don't
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: think there's anything else going on right there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you want, discount super collider.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: So if you're on your way to the new CERN,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: just go past the Waco silos, say hide a chipping Joanna,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: and then you'll get there.
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  Speaker 2: They can put it on the David Koresh compound that's
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: not being used right now either.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: It's already been cleared off a little bit. It's pretty terrible.
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  Speaker 6: The uh.
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  Speaker 4: Super Conducting super Collider had a circumference for the one
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  Speaker 4: in Texas fifty four miles.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Wow Yeah, key.
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  Speaker 4: Points walks of Hatchie was the starting of it. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean that's it's a huge area.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Okay. So if the circumference of CERN is fifty four miles,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: what's its diameter? And that's why none of us work.
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: It's CERN.
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  Speaker 1: Ray's eyes are moving. I can tell you're working on it.
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  Speaker 6: No, there's a formula somewhere.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: But just write it down with your big pencil.
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  Speaker 6: Alright.
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