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- 0:02>> Skyler: In the aftermath of the Dino Quest park
- 0:04catastrophe, a, mysterious message found its
- 0:07way to four individuals, each a
- 0:10specialist in their field. This message
- 0:13outlined a dangerous mission of
- 0:15unimaginable reward, which would send each of
- 0:18these agents to the abandoned island
- 0:20overrun with the ancient reptiles for which it
- 0:23got its name. Their goal, reach the
- 0:26dinoQuest headquarters at the center of the island
- 0:29and safely abscond with the coveted
- 0:31Dinosaur DNA from its forsaken
- 0:34laboratory. As the echoes of this
- 0:37journey reverberates through our intrepid
- 0:39team, one fact remains true.
- 0:43We are all about to take our
- 0:46first steps onto
- 0:48Dino island.
- 0:55All right, welcome back, everybody, to episode three
- 0:58of Escape from Dino island, our little one shot from
- 1:01the powered by the apocalypse system. My name is Skylar. I'm the
- 1:04game master, if you haven't figured that out yet, and we are going
- 1:07to jump back into it. I am, joined with the same players as
- 1:10before, of course. But rather than just kind of jump through them, I
- 1:13want to ask them all a question, because I'm going to give
- 1:16them all a sort of, what's a level up? Or
- 1:19what's the official, term that they use?
- 1:21The advance. Advance. Thank you.
- 1:24Yes. So they're all gonna be taking an advancement
- 1:27move. they have three options each, and so they're gonna pick
- 1:30which one that they want, and they're gonna take that. And I'm gonna have them tell you what
- 1:33that is before we go further. So, Nate, as the
- 1:36kid, what advancement are you taking?
- 1:38>> Cameron: Actually, I have two choices, but I am gonna choose to inspire
- 1:41heroism. That, means when another hero puts my needs
- 1:44ahead of their own safety, including a response to an ah. any
- 1:47roles they make are improved by one level. A miss becomes
- 1:50a 7979 becomes a ten plus.
- 1:53>> Skylar: Nice.
- 1:53>> Cameron: Essentially, if you're helping me, you can't fail.
- 1:55>> Cameron: Yeah.
- 1:56>> Skylar: Which is. That's insane. That's great.
- 1:58Well, this kid is getting out of here, even if it has
- 2:01to be over the bodies of you people.
- 2:03>> Cameron: That's only if someone helps them.
- 2:05>> Skylar: That's true. You do still have to choose that. That is
- 2:08a good point, but. Awesome. Fantastic.
- 2:10>> Cameron: Who's gonna abandon a child?
- 2:11>> Skylar: Right, doctor? Who would dare?
- 2:14>> Cameron: Sergeant?
- 2:17>> Skylar: Speaking of the sergeant, Aaron playing sergeant,
- 2:20Tim McMahon, the soldier. What
- 2:22advancement did you take?
- 2:24>> Aaron: I took. Gun to your head.
- 2:27>> Skylar: Whoa.
- 2:28>> Aaron: So, basically, when I threaten a human with
- 2:31physical violence, they must do what I
- 2:34say or take an injury of my choice, really.
- 2:36>> Skylar: And that's just straight up. You don't have to roll for it.
- 2:39>> Aaron: For my knowledge, it's just straight up wow.
- 2:41>> Skylar: Okay. All right. All right. Or they take an injury if they're
- 2:44really adamant about it, which people like, Admiral
- 2:47Aspen, probably very, very stoic. Very.
- 2:50I'm not telling you nothing. might be taking the
- 2:53injury, but otherwise, yeah. People like the doctor that you
- 2:56just ran into, that might have been a good one for him. He probably would have been
- 2:59like, okay, whatever you want.
- 3:00>> Aaron: Well, you know, in the long run,
- 3:03doctors unconscious.
- 3:04>> Skylar: Yep. That's.
- 3:05>> Aaron: Don't matter.
- 3:05>> Skylar: Don't have to worry about him. Awesome. All right. Jumping over to Cameron, who
- 3:08is playing the doctor. What is doctor
- 3:11Lazarus taking for his advancement?
- 3:13>> Cameron: back from the brink. I can treat a character
- 3:16who is out of commission to revive them and heal them
- 3:19of an injury spot.
- 3:20>> Skylar: Okay. Wow. That's powerful.
- 3:23>> Cameron: Yes.
- 3:25>> Aaron: The doctor feels like.
- 3:28>> Skylar: All right, so if you find somebody that's pretty much, like,
- 3:31at death's door. Let's see. We'll see. You able
- 3:34to bring him back. And is that a role or are you just able to do
- 3:37that?
- 3:38>> Cameron: It's part of my treat wounds, which is my normal heal.
- 3:41It's just I can. Normally, I could only heal injuries
- 3:44and I couldn't do anything to out of commission people, but now I can.
- 3:47>> Skylar: Okay, very cool. All right, sounds good. And last but
- 3:50not least, Michaela playing doctor
- 3:53McKenzie, the paleontologist. What
- 3:56advancement are you taking?
- 3:59>> Mikayla: I'm gonna do lizard brain.
- 4:01>> Cameron: Lizard brain.
- 4:03>> Skylar: What in the world is lizard brain? You. Lizard
- 4:05brain.
- 4:06>> Mikayla: Basically, when I roll a hit with my special ability,
- 4:09which is dinosaur x.
- 4:10>> Skylar: Okay.
- 4:11>> Mikayla: Instead of asking one of my questions, I can instill
- 4:14a simple emotion like fear, apathy,
- 4:17anger into a dinosaur using body language and
- 4:19sound.
- 4:20>> Skylar: Oh, so you do the, like, make yourself bigger than the
- 4:23bear or whatever.
- 4:24>> Mikayla: Like, what should we call it in jurassic world as the raptors.
- 4:27>> Skylar: Oh, you're pulling like a Chris
- 4:30Pratt. Put your hands out. Yeah. Whoa.
- 4:32Whoa, whoa. Awesome. okay. I like that.
- 4:35That's fun. I think this came. I don't know if this came out before
- 4:38jurassic world or after, but that's funny if it's came
- 4:41before, because they kind of predicted that concept. But anyways,
- 4:44awesome.
- 4:45>> Cameron: That's animal training for you.
- 4:46>> Skylar: Yeah. Yeah, that's true. with that being said, when we
- 4:49last left you guys, you had managed to escape the
- 4:52velociraptors that had kind of cornered you inside
- 4:55of the, electrical communications
- 4:58facility that was kind of a little ways from where you started.
- 5:01And after doing that, you were able to get to the headquarters.
- 5:03You managed to kind of lose Admiral Aspen for the
- 5:06moment. And you were able to get into the hatchery
- 5:09where Lil Jimmy managed to get an egg. And
- 5:12Sergeant Tim, managed to get
- 5:15some files on a flash drive and otherwise
- 5:18wipe the computer following. So
- 5:21you guys, leave the hatchery facility,
- 5:24and that's where we're kicking things off.
- 5:26>> Aaron: Can I grab the doctor's key card?
- 5:28>> Skylar: Yes. Yeah, absolutely. Yep. The one that you guys knocked out. Yeah.
- 5:31>> Aaron: So it's another high end key card,
- 5:34basically.
- 5:34>> Skylar: Yeah. Yeah.
- 5:35>> Cameron: Just dooming him to death.
- 5:38>> Skylar: Oh, yeah.
- 5:38>> Mikayla: Cause he can probably get out. He just can't get in
- 5:41anywhere.
- 5:42>> Aaron: I'll be honest, he didn't look that good anyways, from
- 5:44my military personality.
- 5:48>> Skylar: He's gotta work up the courage when he wakes up to just leave.
- 5:51Like, I don't know why he was just chilling in that office.
- 5:54>> Cameron: He watched his friends outside the office.
- 5:56>> Skylar: That's probably true. He's like, what's in the office isn't as
- 5:59scary as what's outside this office.
- 6:02>> Aaron: I don't think he's going anywhere. Even if he had the
- 6:05key card.
- 6:05>> Skylar: Yep. Yep.
- 6:06>> Mikayla: He had his chance.
- 6:07>> Skylar: Yes.
- 6:08>> Aaron: We'll just remember that. His sacrifice. What's his
- 6:11name on the key.
- 6:12>> Skylar: Oh, on the key card. Ken Phillips.
- 6:15>> Aaron: Ken Phillips. Will be. Remember, doctors.
- 6:18His doctor.
- 6:19>> Skylar: Oh, of course.
- 6:20>> Mikayla: He's a scientist.
- 6:21>> Cameron: Every scientist.
- 6:22>> Skylar: You're right. That's true.
- 6:24>> Aaron: Will not be forgotten. All right.
- 6:27>> Skylar: Ken Phillips. Rip.
- 6:30Yeah.
- 6:30>> Cameron: Nice job.
- 6:31>> Aaron: I'm pretty sure with how bad you described him as
- 6:34starving, I'm pretty sure a shock might have actually killed.
- 6:36>> Skylar: That's kind of what I was concerned about, too. But I
- 6:39guess we'll never know unless you guys come back.
- 6:41>> Cameron: We had a doctor.
- 6:42>> Skylar: Oh, yeah, that's true.
- 6:44>> Aaron: I only have one.
- 6:45>> Skylar: Go ahead, doctor.
- 6:49>> Cameron: You check his pulse or anything, or did you just.
- 6:52>> Cameron: I look down at him on the ground, and from my chair,
- 6:55I kind of lean over and, like.
- 7:00>> Aaron: Stick,
- 7:00>> Cameron: My hand just, like, loosely near his head.
- 7:03>> Aaron: put some ibuprofen on.
- 7:05>> Cameron: He's fine.
- 7:05>> Skylar: On his lips. It'll fall in, man.
- 7:08>> Cameron: He'll hill that. He'll bounce back. Don't worry.
- 7:10>> Skylar: He'll bounce back all right.
- 7:13>> Cameron: Only a light shock. She only held
- 7:16it on for, like, 5 seconds.
- 7:17>> Skylar: 5 seconds. All right.
- 7:19>> Cameron: That's a long time.
- 7:22>> Skylar: She was familiar with holding it to
- 7:25the ground.
- 7:26>> Cameron: I don't think that's how I would have done it.
- 7:28>> Cameron: Oh.
- 7:29>> Cameron: Why is the battery dead?
- 7:30>> Skylar: She just whispered, shh. No.
- 7:33Don't make me out to be some kind of
- 7:36monster.
- 7:37>> Mikayla: Yeah.
- 7:37>> Aaron: Or as, ah, the rat might say, you can
- 7:40see me.
- 7:43>> Skylar: Oh, man, that reminds me, we gotta get, we gotta get
- 7:46the rack back in here. Forgot about the
- 7:48rack. Anyway, okay, so you guys head to
- 7:51is pretty much just right across the hall, to
- 7:54the DNA laboratory. And as you
- 7:57guys are just about to scan the keycard and head inside,
- 8:00you look down the hallway. Coming towards you
- 8:03is Admiral Asmund, and he looks
- 8:06upset. Oh, he's still a ways down. He's still
- 8:09ways down.
- 8:09>> Aaron: So just, do we note, does he see that we
- 8:12notice him? Like, is it like.
- 8:14>> Skylar: Oh, yeah, yeah. You look right at him. I mean, you guys walk out
- 8:17across the hallway and then see him
- 8:20stomping down the hallway.
- 8:22>> Mikayla: I thought the things were pretty close together. That hatchery in the DNA
- 8:24place?
- 8:25>> Skylar: Yeah, they were just right across the hall.
- 8:26>> Cameron: Oh, sick.
- 8:27>> Aaron: Oh, yeah.
- 8:27>> Cameron: Scooby Doo, cross the hole.
- 8:29>> Aaron: So we're just gonna, we're just gonna.
- 8:31>> Skylar: Go without a key card.
- 8:32>> Mikayla: But, like, can he, can we pretend.
- 8:33>> Cameron: Like we don't see him?
- 8:37Just go to the next door and.
- 8:39>> Aaron: Be like, oh, I was just gonna say, I'll tell you, I'll
- 8:41just put my hand over it, kinda
- 8:45let, us in.
- 8:46>> Skylar: Oh, the key for the key card. Okay. Yeah, I mean, it
- 8:49opens, it unlocks.
- 8:50>> Aaron: And then
- 8:52casually just walk in, act like I don't see
- 8:55him, and then go to the computer and take all the
- 8:58files that I need.
- 8:59>> Skylar: Okay. All right.
- 9:01>> Aaron: Along, with any paper,
- 9:04documents that I see, too.
- 9:05>> Mikayla: As you're doing that, I'm going to look for the DNA
- 9:08temples.
- 9:09>> Skylar: So you guys just kind of ignore.
- 9:10>> Aaron: Yeah, we're just gonna. He can't get in there.
- 9:12>> Skylar: Yeah, yeah, no, I just.
- 9:13>> Aaron: Okay, so what, I'm going to the computer, picking up any
- 9:16research that I see along the way. That way,
- 9:19no one sees it.
- 9:20>> Skylar: you just start picking up files, and you're just loading them into your.
- 9:23>> Aaron: Backpack and then going over to the
- 9:25computers thinking, yeah, transfer, delete.
- 9:28>> Skylar: Yeah. Okay. All right, sounds good. What about the rest of you
- 9:31guys?
- 9:32>> Cameron: I'm kind of sneaking looks inside my.
- 9:34>> Skylar: Backpack at the egg.
- 9:37>> Cameron: I go over to where they might.
- 9:39>> Skylar: Have, like, the DNA sequence.
- 9:41>> Cameron: A DNA sequencing area, probably a
- 9:43cryogenic area.
- 9:44>> Skylar: Yes, absolutely. And these, you kind of get the
- 9:47feeling that a lot of this runs off of some sort of emergency
- 9:50power system. because anytime you pull, like, anything
- 9:53out, it's, like, ice cold. Like, this hasn't been just, like, turned
- 9:56on when you guys turned on the electricity over in the rest of the island. This has
- 9:59its own power source. Could be pulling from
- 10:02solar. Whatever the case, it's, like, insured
- 10:05to be safe. Yeah, exactly. so you walk
- 10:08over and there are some, Gosh,
- 10:10I feel bad whenever I'm just like, oh, yeah, it's exactly like in
- 10:13Jurassic park. But all things considered, it would make.
- 10:16>> Cameron: Sense if that's how it would be stored.
- 10:18>> Skylar: Exactly. So you're, like, pulling these things out. There's kind of that
- 10:21hiss from the pressure release. there's some
- 10:24steam that kind of escapes, and there's various little
- 10:26vials with each having a label on them, like a little
- 10:29sticker label that shows what each of them, is
- 10:32associated with. Dinosaurs.
- 10:33>> Cameron: Oh, dang it. I just realized
- 10:36Aspan's got my case.
- 10:41>> Aaron: You want me to throw my first aid kit?
- 10:43>> Cameron: First aid kit?
- 10:45>> Skylar: That's true, he does.
- 10:47>> Cameron: And it had my barbasol can in.
- 10:49>> Skylar: It for when you
- 10:52have to, like, shave a spot before you do small surgery.
- 10:55>> Cameron: Yeah. And then right next to the barbecue can was just like
- 10:57a tube that I was gonna toss these in.
- 11:00>> Skylar: Right, right.
- 11:01>> Cameron: Is there any sort of storage materials around?
- 11:03>> Cameron: yeah, do me a go boxes.
- 11:07>> Mikayla: I'll do that check, because me and Cameron are looking at
- 11:10that.
- 11:10>> Skylar: Yeah. Okay, do a scavenge then.
- 11:12>> Cameron: Cool. Do I do it? Do I see any, like, chinese
- 11:15takeout boxes?
- 11:17>> Skylar: Oh, is that what you would put them in?
- 11:18>> Cameron: Yeah, I mean, we are going
- 11:21to go with them, so, I mean, too.
- 11:23>> Skylar: Bad it doesn't say you find exactly what you were looking for. I found a gap
- 11:26from what I'm m looking for chinese takeout boxes. I guess I got 1010.
- 11:29Okay, what'd you get, Cameron?
- 11:30>> Cameron: An eight.
- 11:31>> Skylar: Eight. Okay, so it says seven to nine. You find something handy, but you
- 11:34make a lot of noise. Yeah.
- 11:36Okay, so, yeah, you're rummaging through some things.
- 11:39>> Cameron: I definitely knock over a cabinet.
- 11:41>> Skylar: Yeah. Oh, wow. A whole cabin after it. Wow. All
- 11:44right.
- 11:44>> Cameron: I really thought I could see a takeout box behind it, and I was
- 11:47really reaching.
- 11:48>> Skylar: and as you are searching, you find some
- 11:51various snacks and food items.
- 11:53>> Aaron: Okay, that's fine.
- 11:55>> Cameron: Just start stuffing.
- 11:56>> Skylar: Cause I know that that's what you.
- 11:57>> Cameron: I'm gonna start stuffing my pockets.
- 12:00>> Skylar: On the other hand, Mikayla, with a ten, you
- 12:03were able to find something useful. And you
- 12:05find, you find an actual, couple
- 12:08of. It looks like lunch bags, but they're
- 12:11the insulated ones, so they could,
- 12:14in theory, keep cold. And you also do find a freezer section.
- 12:17And inside you see a couple of those, like, just ice cube trays
- 12:20that are just full of ice cubes.
- 12:23>> Aaron: No, ice cubes shaped in dinos.
- 12:25>> Skylar: That's shaped in dinos of course, as everything should be, like
- 12:28ice bags.
- 12:28>> Cameron: Like, not ice bags. Like, what are those cold.
- 12:31>> Aaron: Like this?
- 12:31>> Skylar: Yeah, like the ice packs. The cold packs.
- 12:33>> Cameron: Ice packs. Yeah.
- 12:34>> Skylar: You don't find any of those, but you do find a bunch of ice cubes.
- 12:37>> Mikayla: Okay, well, I'm going to start packing a bag with
- 12:40the ice and, like,
- 12:43a vial from each subgroup.
- 12:46>> Skylar: Yeah. Okay. And you're able to, like, maybe. Probably find some other, like,
- 12:49paper or something to wrap things so that they're not, like, clinking against
- 12:52each other, possibly breaking and such. So.
- 12:55Awesome. All right, perfect. So you
- 12:57guys, you've done it. You've at this point,
- 13:00secured some dinosaur DNA.
- 13:02>> Cameron: Yeah.
- 13:03>> Skylar: You do know that as part of kind of the contract, per
- 13:06se, the more that you were able to bring back, the more you would be
- 13:09rewarded. So you grab, like you said, a handful
- 13:12of different vials, and then therefore, you've kind of
- 13:15increased your payout.
- 13:16>> Aaron: You guys got the vials? I got the files.
- 13:18>> Cameron: Hey, there we go. It works out.
- 13:21>> Skylar: Awesome. All right, now,
- 13:24before we.
- 13:26>> Cameron: Before we. We take a run for it
- 13:29or whatever, we meet back up with Aspen. Did you want me to, like,
- 13:32check out those. The blood
- 13:35on your leg? Hey, you're fine.
- 13:38>> Mikayla: Probably blood. Oh, yeah, look
- 13:41at that. I do have.
- 13:43>> Cameron: You're fine. Probably. Why am I saying anything that's not my.
- 13:46>> Aaron: Did I ever tell you the time I enlisted?
- 13:50>> Skylar: Ah. we're finally gonna get somebody to tell us a story, which
- 13:53I've been neglecting this whole time.
- 13:56>> Skylar: Okay.
- 13:57>> Cameron: Blood.
- 13:57>> Aaron: Vietnam flashback.
- 13:58>> Skylar: Oh, there it is. So, okay, you guys have
- 14:01secured the DNA, and as you said, you know,
- 14:04there's dealing with Aspen or what? What is the
- 14:07plan going forward?
- 14:09>> Mikayla: We probably need to get to the exit
- 14:11location.
- 14:12>> Cameron: Do we not hear him just pounding on the door?
- 14:14>> Skylar: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
- 14:14>> Cameron: Okay.
- 14:15>> Cameron: That's what I was gonna assume that was happening.
- 14:20>> Cameron: Hey, what is he that we were looking for? The
- 14:22bathrooms.
- 14:23>> Skylar: Just don't.
- 14:24>> Cameron: Oh, can you slip his key card back in his
- 14:27pocket?
- 14:27>> Cameron: I can just throw it to him.
- 14:29>> Cameron: but we could pretend like we found another card, then he doesn't think you
- 14:32stole.
- 14:33>> Aaron: There you go.
- 14:34>> Cameron: Cause you have another key card with a guy's name on it.
- 14:36>> Cameron: Oh, look at that. It says his name on it.
- 14:39>> Aaron: Yeah.
- 14:39>> Cameron: So if you put. Put his key back in his pocket and just be like, oh,
- 14:42did you lose your. Oh, it's right there.
- 14:45>> Cameron: You have a lot of faith in me.
- 14:47>> Cameron: Do you want me to do it?
- 14:49>> Cameron: I could just, like, hide it somewhere in this room.
- 14:51>> Cameron: just toss it in the trash can. And we'll pretend like we were using our own. The
- 14:54one we found. You mean the one that's probably swan?
- 14:56>> Cameron: We can use Ken's. Yeah, we found Ken's.
- 14:59>> Aaron: We found Ken.
- 15:01>> Mikayla: I don't know. If we have to throw it away, we can just hide it in one of
- 15:04our pockets. That way we have it.
- 15:05>> Cameron: How would you know?
- 15:06>> Skylar: I mean, we can always.
- 15:07>> Aaron: What's that over there?
- 15:11>> Skylar: Right, right.
- 15:11>> Cameron: Distraction.
- 15:12>> Skylar: Do distraction. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 15:13>> Cameron: I'm just gonna keep it on old trusty. I will hide
- 15:16it in one of my empty chip bags. I have.
- 15:18>> Mikayla: I mean, that sounds silly. I've never left.
- 15:21>> Cameron: What do you mean, a bad idea?
- 15:22>> Cameron: Why would anyone open an empty bag?
- 15:24>> Cameron: No one looks in an empty bag.
- 15:25>> Mikayla: No, but. Oh, let's clear out my pockets for some
- 15:28full bags of chips. You're gonna throw it away?
- 15:31>> Cameron: You bring up a great point. Because I was meaning to work on my
- 15:34storage systems. Left pockets, full
- 15:36bags. Right pockets, empty bags. Thank you.
- 15:39>> Cameron: Why are you keeping your empties?
- 15:41>> Cameron: Well, thank goodness I did. In this current situation,
- 15:44I was gonna.
- 15:45>> Skylar: Say, well, you know, he's not somebody that litters.
- 15:48>> Aaron: Oh, I can.
- 15:50>> Cameron: Nothing to do with littering or anything. It's more that, there's
- 15:53dinosaurs they could follow, like, empty chip
- 15:55bags. It's like a. You heard of Hansel
- 15:58and Gretel? I don't. I've read that
- 16:01book.
- 16:01>> Aaron: The vampire hunters.
- 16:02>> Skylar: The vampire hunters.
- 16:03>> Cameron: I read that book once, and I don't want to have a Hansel and Gretel
- 16:06situation.
- 16:06>> Skylar: Joe.
- 16:07>> Cameron: I don't want to be turned into a pie.
- 16:09>> Cameron: That's the thing.
- 16:10>> Cameron: You're scared of, being turned into a pie. Yeah. That
- 16:13sounds terrifying right now, actually.
- 16:15>> Cameron: You almost got eaten by a dinosaur. Twice.
- 16:18>> Cameron: Almost, as big.
- 16:19>> Mikayla: The amazing thing is, we didn't.
- 16:21>> Cameron: Yeah, we didn't.
- 16:22>> Mikayla: We got. You're welcome for one of us. Something other people have never
- 16:25witnessed.
- 16:25>> Cameron: Actually, strangely enough, I feel like you're welcome for both of us.
- 16:29>> Cameron: I appreciate you. That's why I hired you on this team.
- 16:32>> Cameron: My dad just dropped me off and said it's a scavenger, hun.
- 16:35>> Aaron: Oh, well, close enough.
- 16:37>> Cameron: Your dad sounds like a great dude.
- 16:39>> Cameron: No.
- 16:39>> Cameron: Have you just randomly dropped off at hospitals, too? Cause I
- 16:42think I recognize you, weirdly enough.
- 16:45>> Cameron: Probably.
- 16:46>> Cameron: Okay, that makes sense.
- 16:47>> Skylar: that's how your dad got in contact with the
- 16:50doctor.
- 16:51>> Cameron: That's probably how he knows who you are.
- 16:53>> Skylar: Who's that quack that works downstairs? I'm gonna add him to my
- 16:55team quack
- 16:58question.
- 16:59>> Cameron: I don't know if you were meant to be successful here. Just
- 17:02so you know.
- 17:02>> Cameron: I'm always successful.
- 17:04>> Cameron: Okay.
- 17:05>> Aaron: Is the door for the lab that we're in,
- 17:08right?
- 17:09>> Skylar: Yeah.
- 17:09>> Aaron: Is that made out of glass?
- 17:10>> Skylar: Yes.
- 17:11>> Aaron: Is Aspen about to shoot the glass?
- 17:13>> Skylar: he looks exacerbated.
- 17:15>> Cameron: But wait, they can see into this lab?
- 17:17>> Skylar: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- 17:18>> Cameron: Really? Doing this in front of him?
- 17:20>> Skylar: Well, no. I mean, he was coming down the hallway from quite a lot.
- 17:22>> Cameron: Are labs typically, like, open to the public?
- 17:25>> Skylar: Well, again, it's another one of those situations where they. It's kind
- 17:28of part of showing off to tourists, I don't guess.
- 17:30>> Cameron: So.
- 17:32>> Skylar: I mean, he would. At the very least, I think he would have gotten there just as you were
- 17:35finishing to pack up the lunch bags full of DNA.
- 17:37And he just kind of sees you guys wandering around.
- 17:40Or worse yet, standing around talking to each other, and every
- 17:43once in a while glancing over at him, like, what are we going to do? He
- 17:46looks kind of mad.
- 17:47>> Aaron: Well, we can always act like we just. I
- 17:50got this. I got this. Okay,
- 17:53so he's knocking on the door, right?
- 17:56>> Skylar: All right, we're going to go to glass.
- 17:57>> Cameron: Don't matter.
- 17:58>> Aaron: We're going to turn like.
- 18:01>> Skylar: Oh, hey. Oh, hey.
- 18:02>> Aaron: So we were passing by and we saw
- 18:05a bunch of dinos.
- 18:07>> Skylar: Get out of there.
- 18:08>> Cameron: You can't hear us.
- 18:09>> Skylar: Get out of there right now.
- 18:10>> Cameron: We're gonna have to open the door.
- 18:11>> Skylar: Get out here.
- 18:12>> Cameron: Let's just open the door.
- 18:13>> Aaron: Let's just open the door. Trust me, we're
- 18:16gonna open the door.
- 18:17>> Skylar: Okay? he pushes. He pushes it.
- 18:20As soon as you release the thing or whatever, he pushes himself in
- 18:23and he's like, what do you think?
- 18:25>> Aaron: You guys aren't supposed to be here.
- 18:26>> Skylar: This is one of the few areas that you guys do not
- 18:29have the clearance to be in.
- 18:31>> Cameron: What do you.
- 18:31>> Skylar: How dare you come in here?
- 18:32>> Aaron: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 18:34>> Skylar: Oh. You better have a good explanation.
- 18:36>> Mikayla: It's all for the documentary, man.
- 18:40>> Skylar: This is gonna get cut from the dog guarantee.
- 18:42>> Aaron: Why?
- 18:42>> Cameron: it's open to the public.
- 18:43>> Skylar: It is not open to the public. There's a window.
- 18:46>> Cameron: There's a window.
- 18:47>> Skylar: Okay.
- 18:48>> Mikayla: It's not open to the public anymore because, you know, dinosaurs are
- 18:51all over the place.
- 18:52>> Cameron: Didn't the dinosaurs eat all the public that was here?
- 18:56>> Cameron: That's a good point.
- 18:58>> Cameron: There's another one cut from the documentary.
- 19:00>> Skylar: I have not.
- 19:01>> Aaron: And listen up here.
- 19:02>> Skylar: What?
- 19:04>> Aaron: We were getting chased by
- 19:06these small dinos from the
- 19:09breeding room, and this is just. We found Ken
- 19:12Phillips key card and ran in here
- 19:15for safety. We're actually surprised you're still alive.
- 19:18So why don't you back off? and I step up to
- 19:21him, and.
- 19:23Ah.
- 19:24>> Mikayla: Oh.
- 19:24>> Skylar: Are you doing your move?
- 19:25>> Aaron: Yes, I am.
- 19:27>> Mikayla: Yes, I am.
- 19:29>> Aaron: And say, why don't you
- 19:32back up and calm the heck down? We're all
- 19:35alive. Thank God. Since you went off on your own
- 19:38for some freaking reason, he went on.
- 19:40>> Cameron: A little side quest.
- 19:41>> Skylar: He takes a huff, and he decides to
- 19:44stand down because you gave him a pretty good
- 19:47reason. I think it's a reasonable excuse that you were
- 19:50chased by small dinosaurs.
- 19:53And he says, he's a gaslighter commanding officer.
- 19:55>> Cameron: Yeah.
- 19:58>> Skylar: He says, all right, fine, but we
- 20:01need to get out of here immediately. again,
- 20:03any footage you got in here I can guarantee you is going
- 20:06to be removed.
- 20:07>> Cameron: What's up for the editing room?
- 20:09>> Skylar: Oh, I can.
- 20:09>> Cameron: That's not our job.
- 20:11>> Aaron: M. But we did get some good footage, which is kind of.
- 20:14>> Skylar: Oh, man, that's going to suck.
- 20:15>> Aaron: Yeah. Oh, well.
- 20:16>> Skylar: Yep, that's right. Let's go get footage elsewhere.
- 20:22All right. And then he leads you guys out.
- 20:24>> Cameron: Of my boom mic case.
- 20:27>> Skylar: Oh, yeah, please. I'm sick and tired of carrying this.
- 20:29>> Cameron: I'm surprised carrying it this whole time.
- 20:32>> Aaron: It's important they don't call me clutch for nothing.
- 20:35>> Skylar: But to be honest with you, I question that importance because you
- 20:37haven't used the boom mic since, and that's kind of weird.
- 20:40>> Cameron: What?
- 20:41>> Skylar: You haven't used the boom mic at all.
- 20:42>> Mikayla: We're just supposed to dub it, you know, speak
- 20:45over it.
- 20:46>> Aaron: Don't worry. He's a voiceover
- 20:49to him for getting it. That's why on
- 20:52the side of my, camera, I have added a
- 20:55miniature to the laser. Laser sight.
- 20:58>> Cameron: The directional mic.
- 21:00>> Aaron: Directional mic. M for when he's like this. Cause
- 21:03sometimes, you know, he gets a little.
- 21:04>> Skylar: What does this mean?
- 21:05>> Cameron: Like this?
- 21:06>> Aaron: Don't even start.
- 21:08>> Skylar: If I were to make a suggestion, it sounds like this guy's
- 21:11not pulling his weight. Maybe get rid of it.
- 21:13>> Cameron: That's the idea.
- 21:16>> Aaron: He's mostly around for motivation and health
- 21:19support.
- 21:19>> Skylar: Health support. Okay. He's the on hand,
- 21:22EMT staff member. Okay, fantastic.
- 21:25>> Aaron: What are those motivational quotes? Go ahead, tell us one.
- 21:28>> Cameron: to be one with the dino, you must learn
- 21:31to chomp your food.
- 21:34>> Skylar: What the heck even is that?
- 21:36>> Aaron: Very deep.
- 21:38>> Cameron: That is. Yes. That is how it ends. Yes.
- 21:40>> Skylar: Let's chomp, chomp your food.
- 21:41>> Cameron: Very deep. I forgot that part of it.
- 21:44>> Skylar: This is ridiculous. Okay, what do you guys need to see next?
- 21:47What's next on the agenda as far as footage that you
- 21:50need a patient, man.
- 21:52>> Cameron: Wait, can we see the map?
- 21:55>> Skylar: I'm being patient.
- 21:56>> Aaron: Can we see the map now?
- 21:57>> Skylar: Yeah.
- 21:57>> Aaron: Okay, so I want to say we.
- 22:00I can't say we've gotten all the shots that we really
- 22:03need right now, I think. What was that? What was our full
- 22:06mission again?
- 22:07>> Skylar: So it was just to get the DNA and then,
- 22:09>> Mikayla: Get off the island?
- 22:10>> Skylar: Yeah, get off the island, basically.
- 22:11>> Cameron: So where's that? The helicopter pad?
- 22:12>> Skylar: The h. That's where. Yeah, that's basically where you were
- 22:15told you could get.
- 22:17>> Cameron: Hey, I think what the best part is, if we checked out, like, the
- 22:20northeast part of the island.
- 22:21>> Skylar: Northeast? You mean up past the volcano?
- 22:24>> Cameron: Well, isn't that north?
- 22:27>> Skylar: Well, yeah, but I mean, yeah, I.
- 22:28>> Cameron: Mean, couldn't we just say we want to get out of here?
- 22:31>> Cameron: Yeah, let's leave.
- 22:32>> Cameron: I mean, we have everything we need.
- 22:34>> Skylar: Well, so, as I mentioned before. So, you
- 22:37guys do it the way that he thinks you are, which
- 22:40is you're a film documentary crew, right? You're gonna get
- 22:43taken to a place. They're going to process your
- 22:45footage, they're gonna process your equipment, and they're gonna process you
- 22:48here.
- 22:48>> Mikayla: Well, I say we go through.
- 22:50>> Skylar: It'll be off aisle. It'll be back at, like, a government facility, and they're gonna.
- 22:53They're gonna end up searching you guys, which obviously isn't gonna be.
- 22:56>> Cameron: So that's why we need to get picked up.
- 22:57>> Cameron: That's why we need to get rid.
- 22:58>> Mikayla: Of him and refill up on gas.
- 23:00>> Aaron: So then I have a look like.
- 23:01>> Cameron: We have a lot of opportunities to do this.
- 23:03>> Aaron: I have a question.
- 23:04>> Cameron: So that was the idea, is we lose him in hq and then take off
- 23:07the back. But now he caught us again, so we're just gonna have to shove it.
- 23:10>> Mikayla: But we, can just go to the hotel and resort, and we
- 23:13can probably find jeeps, cars,
- 23:15whatever, saw the golf course.
- 23:17>> Aaron: I mean, I have a question.
- 23:19>> Mikayla: We can lose them in the hotel, though.
- 23:21>> Aaron: my phone call. Are we supposed to
- 23:24meet at the helicopter for that or where are we
- 23:27supposed to meet for that?
- 23:29>> Skylar: You could do the phone call wherever it is that you wanted.
- 23:32and then that would basically tell the
- 23:34proprietor that, hey, we're ready for pickup in
- 23:37the next, however, amount of.
- 23:39>> Aaron: We need to head to the resort, though.
- 23:46How close are we to dark?
- 23:48>> Cameron: To be fair, it can land a lot of places.
- 23:50>> Aaron: Okay, so can we make it to the resort where
- 23:53we could kind of bunk up in rooms for the night?
- 23:56>> Skylar: Absolutely.
- 23:57>> Mikayla: Well, and then we could get a car. I'm sure.
- 23:58>> Aaron: There's cars there, vehicles away from
- 24:01Aspen.
- 24:02>> Skylar: Sure. Yeah, that was, that's 100%
- 24:05possible.
- 24:05>> Cameron: Where are the petco people?
- 24:07>> Cameron: The petco people?
- 24:08>> Skylar: Those are actually kind of not too far from the, in
- 24:10between. Between where the resort is and the hello
- 24:13pad. There's the north beaches, which are
- 24:16a little bit off trail for where you guys are going, but they
- 24:19wouldn't be far.
- 24:20>> Aaron: Let's get to the resort, find a couple of
- 24:23rooms where we can bunk up for the night. Get
- 24:26away from Aspen. Right, Aspen. We
- 24:29need to get, we need, it's getting late. We can probably make it to a
- 24:32resort, right, where we probably lock up ourselves in
- 24:35a couple safe rooms.
- 24:36>> Skylar: Yeah, absolutely. Well, yeah, I think the hotel, we
- 24:39can secure maybe a floor or something like that. But the hotel room
- 24:42should be pretty secure. I mean, gosh, the real, the
- 24:44real problem on this place, right, is like a t rex or some of
- 24:47the other, like, larger carnivorous ones. Right. And it's,
- 24:50that's not gonna, it's a pretty secure, that feels like. How
- 24:53many t rex?
- 24:55>> Aaron: How many t rexes?
- 24:57>> Skylar: Oh, that's a good question. I think there were three
- 24:59total. Three is what? Well,
- 25:02last I heard. I mean, how many
- 25:05triceratops?
- 25:06>> Mikayla: Like three adults or like two?
- 25:08>> Skylar: Three adults. Yeah. Yeah.
- 25:10>> Cameron: Decided one of them was gonna be all by itself. That's nice.
- 25:15>> Aaron: Why don't they, our golf carts, we still have enough gas to get to the
- 25:18resort, right? So let's get to the resort before
- 25:20it gets to.
- 25:22>> Skylar: Yeah. All right. Sounds good. All right, so you guys, you
- 25:25know, you hop into what's left of the carts or maybe find
- 25:28new ones, probably more likely. I think the carts would probably be about dead
- 25:31at this point. But, you're able to find some sort of, more golf
- 25:34carts that are able to get you up. It's not even that
- 25:37far. Like, it's like 15 minutes, up
- 25:40to the resort, which is at the base of the volcano. At this
- 25:43point, dusk has mostly fallen. You guys managed
- 25:46to get inside the hotel facility. and,
- 25:48everything seems fairly quiet. The electricity is running
- 25:51through this part of the, facility as well.
- 25:54>> Aaron: I'm going to hit my walkie talkie, see if there's anyone in the area
- 25:57with one.
- 25:57>> Skylar: Okay. you hit the walkie talkie and you just get
- 26:00static for now. Yep. and you
- 26:02guys manage to find rooms and you get things
- 26:05situated. But as you guys are kind of getting situated
- 26:08for sleep, you start to hear a weird
- 26:11sound, just up the mountain, kind
- 26:14of off. There's like, kind of basically where the hot springs kind of would
- 26:17be. You do hear a sound emanating
- 26:20from that area that kind of like, brings
- 26:22down the mountain, rocks. And it kind of sounds
- 26:25like a strange low chanting.
- 26:28>> Mikayla: What?
- 26:30>> Aaron: Chanting? Yeah.
- 26:32>> Skylar: Yeah, basically, yeah.
- 26:33>> Cameron: There's ghosts outside, everybody.
- 26:35>> Cameron: That's definitely ghosts.
- 26:37>> Skylar: Anyone who takes a peek out their window, you will see that
- 26:40on kind of a mountain ledge, there's a large cave
- 26:43that kind of juts into the mountain. And it looks like there's
- 26:46a number of torches lit and possibly even
- 26:48some people. And they all
- 26:51seem to be doing some kind of chant or
- 26:54something.
- 26:55>> Mikayla: I'm just gonna shut my door and ignore, go
- 26:58to bed.
- 27:00>> Aaron: You know how old hotel rooms used to have the doors
- 27:03connecting through?
- 27:04>> Skylar: Oh, yeah.
- 27:05>> Aaron: Is that what we have type deal? And is aspen in like a separate
- 27:08room right on the other side? Are we all sharing?
- 27:11>> Skylar: Like, I think Aslan would have
- 27:14to be in a room with at least like one. Like,
- 27:17if it's like two people to a room, he's gonna be in a room with
- 27:20somebody.
- 27:21>> Aaron: All right.
- 27:21>> Cameron: Can't, ah, just make him have his.
- 27:24>> Skylar: He would want that.
- 27:26>> Aaron: Let's.
- 27:26>> Cameron: He's at a couch on the suite.
- 27:28>> Aaron: Yeah, let's leave room with the kids
- 27:31so the adults can talk.
- 27:32>> Skylar: wow. Consistently been thrown under
- 27:35the boss, Nate.
- 27:41>> Cameron: I don't need to be in anymore.
- 27:42>> Skylar: He looks at you as you guys are just sitting across from each other
- 27:45on, you know, the different beds. And he's like, so, what do you do for
- 27:48fun, kid?
- 27:53>> Cameron: My dad puts me in some pretty weird situations. His training.
- 27:56He'll just, like, leave me places and I gotta. Gotta
- 27:59get home.
- 28:00>> Skylar: He looks, he looks kind of shocked by this. And he says
- 28:03he always looks really.
- 28:04>> Cameron: Mad when I make it home too.
- 28:05>> Aaron: Usually the dad gets.
- 28:08>> Skylar: That's, that's a lot to unpack. I'm gonna go to bed.
- 28:11>> Cameron: Yeah, that's what most people say.
- 28:14>> Skylar: And then that's kind of where you guys start to hear that chanting. So of course
- 28:17he's gonna go to the window and he's gonna be like, what the hell is going
- 28:20on up there? I see some
- 28:22torches and I see some people. Looks like
- 28:25people. Are those people?
- 28:30I just.
- 28:30>> Cameron: I, stash my bag and push my bag underneath the bed, and I just
- 28:34crawl.
- 28:36>> Skylar: Put one head or pillow over top of your ear so you can't
- 28:39hear it.
- 28:39>> Cameron: Like, well, best of luck. All right, see you in the
- 28:42morning.
- 28:44>> Aaron: So for us to get out of
- 28:47here.
- 28:47>> Skylar: Oh, you're with the adults talking. Cut to the
- 28:50other room. Where the other three of you?
- 28:53>> Aaron: For us to get out of here with DNA
- 28:56and our
- 28:58findings, we have to get rid of
- 29:00asthma. So how the heck are we gonna
- 29:03do this?
- 29:08Any bright ideas here, team?
- 29:13I mean, we just, like.
- 29:18>> Skylar: We could just leave.
- 29:20>> Aaron: Could ditch him.
- 29:22>> Cameron: I'm just saying, if us three just woke up early
- 29:25and then just, like, left,
- 29:28he'd still be in his room. I m mean, bye bye,
- 29:31Jimmy.
- 29:31>> Skylar: Again.
- 29:32>> Mikayla: We can't just leave Jimmy. He's a child.
- 29:35>> Cameron: He's with Esmen.
- 29:36>> Aaron: I mean, fine, we can always just put
- 29:39him down. What?
- 29:41>> Skylar: No.
- 29:44>> Cameron: You're good at tasing people. How much
- 29:47juice you got left?
- 29:49>> Mikayla: This is not.
- 29:50>> Aaron: No, I mean leaving.
- 29:52>> Mikayla: You mean tase as.
- 29:58>> Cameron: Nothing to do with Jimmy.
- 30:01>> Mikayla: Well, we were talking about Jimmy, and then you're like, we can
- 30:04put him down.
- 30:05>> Cameron: That is true. You did say that.
- 30:12>> Mikayla: Poor Jimmy. What do you do to you?
- 30:14>> Aaron: If we take the, legit way back,
- 30:17right? We're not going to be able to keep
- 30:20what we found. What our end
- 30:23goal is supposed to be these samples and
- 30:26these files that we have. Yeah, so
- 30:29if we. It's going to be really hard to ditch him
- 30:33because he's going to be following us a lot more like a
- 30:36hawk with the fact that we
- 30:39escaped the laboratories
- 30:42on top of that. If we just leave him
- 30:45alone on this island, I mean, it might as well be putting a
- 30:48bullet in him.
- 30:49>> Mikayla: Well, you guys can take Jimmy.
- 30:51>> Cameron: Yeah, sure.
- 30:52>> Mikayla: I'll go with Aspen and say, hey, we need to find some food on
- 30:55the road. You guys sneak out. I'll meet up with you guys
- 30:58later.
- 31:00>> Cameron: Then you tase him. Yeah, you can just do
- 31:03that right away. Why would you need to do that?
- 31:04>> Aaron: Plan.
- 31:05>> Cameron: Just, like, when they're leaving their room in the morning, just stand to the
- 31:08side and they're just go, he's tased.
- 31:11And problem solved. Crisis.
- 31:14>> Mikayla: Well, I figured I have to get him away from you
- 31:16guys, so just, like, he's a big man. What
- 31:19if the tase doesn't work and, Jimmy. We don't want
- 31:22him. We don't want him to catch.
- 31:24>> Cameron: Catch on, give him the one. I think he's already
- 31:27catching on.
- 31:29>> Mikayla: Yeah, but if he comes with me,
- 31:32what if we get more
- 31:35resources?
- 31:35>> Cameron: I'm tired.
- 31:36>> Aaron: What if he's not gonna let our deaths, and we just have
- 31:40one person go back with him, and then
- 31:43we camp out here for, like,
- 31:46a day or two, and then I call in
- 31:49a rescue
- 31:53with the samples and stuff that we have.
- 31:55>> Cameron: Feels like a climbing event. Yeah.
- 31:58>> Cameron: And Jimmy climbs the van.
- 32:04Jimmy. Wait till he hears Asman snoring,
- 32:06sneaks out.
- 32:08>> Skylar: I have a feeling that would save.
- 32:10>> Cameron: Us so much trouble if that's what you did.
- 32:12>> Skylar: I have a strong feeling. Aspen is very much the
- 32:15soldier that sleeps with one eye open kind of type.
- 32:18>> Mikayla: Especially if there's people chanting. He's not just
- 32:21gonna be like.
- 32:21>> Skylar: If he's even able to sleep.
- 32:25>> Aaron: We could leave right now, go find out what the
- 32:28chanting is. But then we'd be
- 32:31living, leaving the kid behind.
- 32:32>> Mikayla: We can't just leave the kid behind.
- 32:34>> Cameron: Are you watching out your window?
- 32:36>> Skylar: Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you guys look out your window.
- 32:38>> Cameron: Oh, I'm currently getting ready for bed.
- 32:41>> Cameron: you actually want to go to sleep? Yeah, I was about to say, if you
- 32:44want to, you can see Jimmy climb out a window.
- 32:46>> Skylar: Oh, you're climbing out the window.
- 32:48>> Cameron: I said if that's the direction we're going, you don't
- 32:51have to worry about Jimmy. Yeah, yeah, we can
- 32:54make some things happen.
- 32:54>> Skylar: Jimmy sees people leaving, he's gonna be like, oh, me too.
- 32:57>> Cameron: Oh, sick.
- 32:58>> Skylar: Yeah.
- 32:59>> Mikayla: But isn't he under the bed?
- 33:00>> Skylar: He's under a pillow.
- 33:01>> Cameron: But, I mean, we'll figure something out.
- 33:03>> Skylar: Yeah. It's no fun to separate one person
- 33:06from, everything going on narratively.
- 33:08>> Cameron: We will find ourselves back together.
- 33:10>> Skylar: Right?
- 33:11>> Aaron: I mean, we can always go to the
- 33:14AV. What is it called?
- 33:16>> Skylar: Aviary.
- 33:17>> Aaron: Aviary. And hope that Aspen gets taken up by the
- 33:20terror.
- 33:20>> Mikayla: The aviary is in a complete opposite direction.
- 33:23>> Aaron: They're just giving us options. There's the ship over there, too. We
- 33:26could take.
- 33:27>> Mikayla: Yeah, let's just go find the flying dinosaurs that can
- 33:30just pick us up.
- 33:31>> Skylar: One by one right under the ship.
- 33:33>> Aaron: I don't see you guys coming up with some ideas.
- 33:36>> Mikayla: I say we just get some sleep. We've had
- 33:39a busy day running after dinosaurs.
- 33:42We, can recoup and maybe we'll come up with an idea by
- 33:46the morning. Fresh mine.
- 33:48>> Skylar: No, they're not moving. It's all from the same
- 33:51spot.
- 33:53>> Aaron: Can I see anything with, like, the,
- 33:56scope? The scope.
- 33:58>> Skylar: yeah. Yeah. So you look through the scope on your
- 34:01camera.
- 34:02>> Aaron: Do I see Jimmy Fallon?
- 34:05>> Skylar: No.
- 34:06>> Cameron: Do we see the rack? Dwayne? The rack
- 34:09racks it.
- 34:10>> Skylar: Right. Right. I can't. I technically can't
- 34:13because the two people you met earlier are.
- 34:16We're unfamiliar with the fact that the rack was there. But who you do see
- 34:19are the two people from earlier.
- 34:21And they are all sitting around
- 34:24what looks like a camp site.
- 34:26>> Cameron: This is survivor.
- 34:27>> Skylar: It's literally they're voting off, voting off
- 34:30ceremony. Or is there a technical term for that?
- 34:32>> Cameron: Tribal council.
- 34:33>> Skylar: They're tribal council. And you see them. You see
- 34:36them sitting there and you see, like, there's a big campfire in the middle, and you see
- 34:39they're all, like, talking. Somebody has a little box
- 34:42that they're walking around, and everybody's putting a slip of paper into the
- 34:44box.
- 34:45>> Mikayla: They go vote in private, but, yeah, they're
- 34:48making.
- 34:48>> Aaron: I'm just gonna keep watching.
- 34:51>> Cameron: There's also no chanting in survivor, but here we
- 34:54are.
- 34:55>> Cameron: I would watch that season, actually.
- 34:57>> Aaron: What?
- 34:57>> Cameron: I would watch this season. This is a
- 34:59wild, like, maybe they threw the person
- 35:02into the fire.
- 35:03>> Skylar: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's. That's what you might not never, ever.
- 35:06>> Aaron: Get to find out about, other than that. They go
- 35:09into this. Around this fire there. I see
- 35:12them voting and stuff.
- 35:13>> Skylar: Yep.
- 35:14>> Aaron: Do I see what happens to the loser?
- 35:16>> Cameron: Sure.
- 35:16>> Skylar: We'll go into that. Okay. So you watch
- 35:19as they, they discuss. And the
- 35:22person with the box, you know, opens it up very
- 35:24dramatically, and everything seems very,
- 35:27like, slowly done. Like they're intentionally trying to
- 35:30make drama even though there's no cameras or
- 35:33anything there. ANd YoU see, you watch as they start
- 35:36taking out names, one name at a time. They open it up, they
- 35:39read it, they said it, and there's, like, a LiTtLE. Couple. Little
- 35:42piles that are, you know, starting to develop or whatever. And then
- 35:44finally they pull the last one out and they unfold
- 35:47it. And then they say a name, and you see one person just
- 35:50go, you know, the
- 35:53classic.
- 35:54>> Mikayla: Is it doo buddy?
- 35:55>> Skylar: Oh, yeah, yeah. No, that just makes sense. Thunder
- 35:58jaw. Yep, it is. It just makes
- 36:01sense. You see thunderjaw, he kind of puts his hands on his.
- 36:04On his eyes. He must be Tearing up or whatever. He
- 36:06stands up everybody. You know, a couple people pat him on the
- 36:09back or whatever. And Then you watch as he walks over to
- 36:12the cave, and he turns around and kind of, like the
- 36:15freaking Truman show. He just, like, kind of waves to
- 36:18everybody, and then he goes into the cave.
- 36:22>> Cameron: I've seen this one.
- 36:26>> Mikayla: Eaten by the dinosaur to be
- 36:29sent off the island.
- 36:31>> Cameron: I like this.
- 36:32>> Cameron: Where are you going?
- 36:34>> Cameron: Into the cave?
- 36:36>> Aaron: Into the volcano. They're on the volcano,
- 36:38right?
- 36:39>> Skylar: Ah, there on the volcano.
- 36:40>> Aaron: Nice.
- 36:43>> Cameron: He gets an old. He gets a nice little sauna.
- 36:46>> Skylar: Sure.
- 36:47>> Cameron: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 36:50>> Mikayla: He's being quote unquote eaten by the dinosaurs.
- 36:54>> Cameron: Sure, yeah.
- 36:56>> Skylar: Oh, yeah.
- 36:56>> Mikayla: You know, the real blood and bits of skin left over is
- 36:59not going to bed.
- 37:00>> Skylar: Okay, sounds good. Is everybody going to bed at this point? Okay,
- 37:03awesome.
- 37:04>> Mikayla: All right, well, does he say his findings. Anyway, he's the one
- 37:07who saw this, right? Yeah, with the scope.
- 37:09Are you going to say anything to anybody?
- 37:13>> Aaron: I'll look at you and say there's some weird.
- 37:18>> Mikayla: So maybe avoid them, is what you're saying.
- 37:20>> Aaron: Yeah. Avoid the cult.
- 37:22>> Skylar: Sure.
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- 38:12>> Mikayla: Okay. Yeah. Go to bed.
- 38:14>> Skylar: All right.
- 38:14>> Aaron: Not safe.
- 38:16>> Skylar: You all go to bed and you wake up the next morning, you feel
- 38:19a little bit refreshed, maybe a little sore from just all the
- 38:22walking and everything today. maybe you might
- 38:25even wake up a little bit, totally forgetting that you were on the
- 38:28island, thinking maybe it was all a dream. But as you wake up and you see the
- 38:30familiar, dinosaur themed
- 38:33hotel, room that you're in, you realize, oh,
- 38:36it wasn't a dream, but at least I'm in a hotel
- 38:39room that's got dinosaurs.
- 38:40>> Mikayla: Yeah. I could get used to this.
- 38:41>> Skylar: There you go. And, as you wake
- 38:44up, you hear, conveniently enough, a, bang at your
- 38:47door and you hear. This is Admiral Aspen. Wake
- 38:50up. It's time to get moving.
- 38:55I heard that.
- 38:58>> Aaron: I'm taking a shower. Is the hot water still on?
- 39:01>> Skylar: No, it'd be kind of cold. Oh, no, it'd
- 39:04be like, lukewarm. Yeah, let's say
- 39:06lukewarm. You know what? Maybe there would be a little bit of hot
- 39:09since you're literally on a volcano. There's probably
- 39:12a lot of, thermal energy that you guys kind of.
- 39:15They've harvested. Whatever the case, you guys are awake. it's
- 39:18morning. What are we. What are you doing?
- 39:20>> Aaron: Is there a breakfast pan, sir? The breakfast buffet
- 39:23open?
- 39:24>> Cameron: No.
- 39:25>> Skylar: You go down to, like, the. There's
- 39:27no, What, the continental buffet breakfast or anything
- 39:30like that. I think you might be
- 39:33able to scavenge up a couple of things here and there as far
- 39:36as five star hotel. Is this well, I can tell
- 39:39you there's nothing fresh. So anything that you would be
- 39:42able to eat was pantry related.
- 39:45>> Mikayla: Bagels, muffins.
- 39:47>> Skylar: Yeah, maybe. As long as they haven't got more cereal. Yeah, I'd say
- 39:49you probably are able. Definitely cereal. Yeah. Two weeks, you'd
- 39:52be.
- 39:53>> Mikayla: It'd be on the. Probably be okay.
- 39:55>> Cameron: Pretty safe, dry cereal.
- 39:57>> Mikayla: I mean, it might be. Might be past the best bite, but eating
- 40:00chips.
- 40:00>> Cameron: Yeah, it's chips. I have chips.
- 40:02>> Skylar: Yep. Yep. Or crackers.
- 40:03>> Cameron: Left pocket.
- 40:04>> Skylar: Yeah, there you go. And that's where you
- 40:07guys are at. What is the plan?
- 40:11>> Cameron: Hop, in a car.
- 40:12>> Mikayla: Is Jimmy by us yet?
- 40:14>> Cameron: Yeah, let's just hop in a car.
- 40:16>> Skylar: It's got a nice big bowl of.
- 40:17>> Cameron: All four of us sugary cereal available.
- 40:21And Aspen just gets in another car.
- 40:24>> Mikayla: Jimmy needs a booster seat. That takes a while.
- 40:27>> Cameron: These ten.
- 40:30>> Cameron: Getting a little overprotective.
- 40:32>> Mikayla: I'm just saying. Then, you know, there's no
- 40:35room for Aspen.
- 40:37>> Cameron: Jimmy, she wanted to abandon you last night, bro.
- 40:40>> Aaron: I believe.
- 40:41>> Cameron: I don't think I believe you.
- 40:44>> Mikayla: I'm just saying, if we.
- 40:45>> Cameron: She's probably the one that wouldn't.
- 40:48>> Cameron: I. Yeah, that's true.
- 40:50>> Aaron: You're just a child. You wouldn't understand.
- 40:53>> Mikayla: We just gotta pick, like, the smallest car where he wouldn't
- 40:56fit, you know?
- 40:58>> Skylar: All right, everybody.
- 41:00>> Cameron: Yeah, I wanna go in that.
- 41:01>> Skylar: Where are we off to today for filming? Yeah,
- 41:04you've got today and tomorrow, and then we gotta get off this
- 41:07island.
- 41:09>> Cameron: What happens then?
- 41:11>> Skylar: Well, that you guys have been allotted three
- 41:14days for filming.
- 41:16>> Cameron: We're on day two.
- 41:18>> Cameron: I can count things.
- 41:22>> Mikayla: I can count to at least two.
- 41:24>> Cameron: Do I know, like, I'm in the fifth grade.
- 41:28>> Aaron: Does it look empty now where they were voting and everything?
- 41:31>> Skylar: there's still, like, their stuff is there, like, you can still see, like,
- 41:34the makeshift tiki torches and stuff? but, yeah, all
- 41:37the people are gone.
- 41:39Okay.
- 41:40>> Aaron: I want to go and see
- 41:43if I can see what happened to what's his
- 41:46name.
- 41:46>> Skylar: Okay. it's like, a little bit of a walk up
- 41:49to that cave Mountain, but it's. I mean, it's not, like, super far.
- 41:52It's.
- 41:53>> Aaron: You know, technically, I recorded them.
- 41:55>> Mikayla: What? As men. Really?
- 41:57>> Skylar: He would say. Oh, yeah,
- 42:00those are the, thermal cave tours. Yeah, sure.
- 42:03That's actually a pretty solid spot to go. And. And,
- 42:06yeah, do some. Some filming. You'll get to see. They got, like, some
- 42:09fossil stuff in there on the walls. It's kind of
- 42:12cool looking. bones and
- 42:14stuff.
- 42:15>> Aaron: Let's go in there for a little bit.
- 42:17>> Skylar: All right.
- 42:18>> Mikayla: What? I'm not going in the cave.
- 42:20>> Aaron: You're fine. I'll go in with Aspen.
- 42:23>> Skylar: All right. It's just you and Aspen.
- 42:25>> Cameron: Oh, wait. Outside. That's fine. I didn't.
- 42:28>> Aaron: Are you coming? Get over the thermal.
- 42:30>> Cameron: I don't trust you at all.
- 42:33>> Skylar: All right, so you and Asm go, in there with the
- 42:36camera, and you, guys are walking through, and sure
- 42:38enough, it's got, like, this cool glow. So, like, there's
- 42:41open pockets that kind of. They're smaller pockets, but they have, like,
- 42:44kind of time out, kind of see through. Yeah.
- 42:47>> Mikayla: Don't I have to go in if I'm, like, the director person?
- 42:51>> Aaron: Technically, you could have Aspen's military guy
- 42:54for the shot walk through.
- 42:58>> Cameron: Sure.
- 42:58>> Mikayla: I mean, if he doesn't question it.
- 43:00>> Skylar: Then it's up to you. As Skyler, the
- 43:03media guy, you could theoretically say, oh, we're
- 43:06just getting b roll. So it's really just for the camera guy
- 43:08to go in and, like, you know, get some footage. But
- 43:12it depends. I mean, you've already kind of established that apparently you're going
- 43:14to dub over.
- 43:16>> Mikayla: So well, and, I mean, I don't just want to go in because
- 43:19I know what dinosaurs could be in caves like that.
- 43:21>> Skylar: Sure, sure.
- 43:22>> Aaron: The guy with the Ar camera and
- 43:25the other guy with the guns going in.
- 43:27>> Skylar: Sure. but whatever the case.
- 43:29>> Cameron: Yeah.
- 43:29>> Skylar: You guys go in, and there's a whole bunch of. Yeah, like,
- 43:32fossils and stuff that are, like, inlaid in the walls. It's kind
- 43:35of a whole. Cool.
- 43:36>> Aaron: Is it fairly well lit? Yeah.
- 43:39>> Skylar: oh.
- 43:39>> Cameron: Yeah.
- 43:39>> Skylar: So, oh, and that's kind of what I was getting at. So there's sort of, like, sections
- 43:42or holes in the walls that kind of let this sort of, like,
- 43:45lava glow that comes from kind of deeper down in the
- 43:47volcano flood through. So it illuminates the walls, but there's
- 43:51also, like, just some normal cave lights that kind of stretch along
- 43:53here.
- 43:54>> Skylar: M so that's what your situation is.
- 43:57You're going along, you're just, like I said, you're just getting, getting
- 44:00some footage and Jimmy Fallon body yet?
- 44:03No, I have where Jimmy Fallon
- 44:05is. I don't know if you guys are gonna get there.
- 44:08>> Aaron: No, he's just chilling on the
- 44:11golf course, teeing off of a T Rex.
- 44:13>> Skylar: Teeing off with. All right, so what are you
- 44:16doing?
- 44:16>> Aaron: Footprints are, ah, there. The footprints from the night
- 44:19before, from what's his name, the thunder
- 44:21guy?
- 44:22>> Skylar: Not so much footprints. Just because it's like a rocky floor. It's not so much
- 44:25like dust.
- 44:26>> Aaron: we're gonna just keep slowly
- 44:29going.
- 44:29>> Skylar: Down further and further in. Okay.
- 44:32>> Aaron: but if I hear or like,
- 44:35sure. I'm ready to dip. And leave
- 44:38Aspen behind.
- 44:39>> Skylar: Yeah, no, I get you. I, would say that after
- 44:41a short while, you see more
- 44:44bones. these ones littering the floor of
- 44:47the cavern. Human, potentially.
- 44:51And amidst them, you do see a very
- 44:54dead thad. Thunderjaw.
- 44:57>> Aaron: How decayed are some of these other bodies?
- 45:01>> Skylar: Not. Not super
- 45:03decayed so much as they look like maybe they've been
- 45:06picked clean.
- 45:09>> Aaron: We're gonna just slowly.
- 45:11>> Skylar: Yeah. Aspen sees this and he goes, I don't think we should
- 45:14be here. I agree. I think we should
- 45:17leave.
- 45:18>> Aaron: Let's go quietly, but also.
- 45:22But also quickly.
- 45:25>> Skylar: And you guys turn around and you start to make your way
- 45:27back out of this cave.
- 45:31>> Aaron: Yeah. Thunder.
- 45:32>> Skylar: Thunder voted off the island that he
- 45:35was all right.
- 45:39Something. Yeah, definitely. All right, so you guys come out of the
- 45:41cave.
- 45:43>> Aaron: I'll look at Aspen. I'd be like, there must
- 45:46be something big down there.
- 45:48>> Skylar: Oh, yeah. Something big down there for sure. Something I
- 45:51don't want to mess with.
- 45:51>> Aaron: I hope that chart.
- 45:53>> Skylar: I'm gonna have to file this in a report when I get back.
- 45:55>> Aaron: I'm gonna have. I hope this makes sense to the documentary.
- 45:58>> Skylar: Oh, yeah, maybe not that ending piece.
- 46:02>> Aaron: All right, guys, we're ready to move out.
- 46:05>> Cameron: All right, everybody.
- 46:06>> Skylar: Where are we headed?
- 46:07>> Aaron: Paleontologist. Director. Where are we going?
- 46:09>> Skylar: Which part of the island next? I assume you guys don't really
- 46:12care much about the golf. Oh, you guys want to
- 46:15go north?
- 46:16>> Aaron: What did we see up there?
- 46:17>> Skylar: That was where the people with the cabins and stuff are. Yeah. All
- 46:20right, you guys head north.
- 46:22>> Aaron: And diems, plan.
- 46:23>> Skylar: You guys are kind of like. You sort of follow a
- 46:25path that leads off, alongside the
- 46:28volcanoes, like rocky ledge. So you actually come out
- 46:31to a spot where you are overlooking this
- 46:34entire beach with a
- 46:36sort of like a tribal setup on it.
- 46:39And sure enough, you
- 46:42see a variety of people all wearing shirts
- 46:45that. Very similarly to the guy that you saw in the footage cutting the
- 46:48wires. all say pet cop on
- 46:50them. And they're all walking around, they're
- 46:53mingling. You even see them hanging out with, like, there's a couple of,
- 46:56like, herbivore dinosaurs that seem to,
- 46:58like trying to, like, integrate them into their
- 47:01society, not as pets and not as work animals, but
- 47:04just kind of living alongside.
- 47:05>> Mikayla: Them to live amongst.
- 47:07>> Skylar: Exactly.
- 47:08>> Mikayla: He won with a dinos.
- 47:09>> Skylar: And as you guys are watching, you
- 47:12see one individual, there's like a little stage.
- 47:14>> Aaron: Gosh, am I right?
- 47:16>> Skylar: You. There's a little stage. And sure enough,
- 47:19Jimmy Fallon walks up on the stage, he says,
- 47:22hey, guys. Hey, how great is it that, we
- 47:25get to, you know, live alongside these dinosaurs?
- 47:29Hey, right on. So, hey, downside, though. Bit of
- 47:32bad news. You know, not the greatest stuff in the world, but, like,
- 47:35hey, there's apparently some people on this
- 47:37island, and I, heard word from,
- 47:40some of our, scavengers and stuff like
- 47:43that. You know, these guys are goofing around. They got
- 47:46cameras. I mean, like, I haven't
- 47:49seen a camera since, you know, back at the studio.
- 47:52But whatever the case, you know, we can't, obviously, have them
- 47:54doing whatever they're doing and then taking that footage
- 47:57back. You know what's gonna happen when everybody finds out
- 48:00about dinosaurs on this island? They're gonna want to take the
- 48:03dinosaurs on the island, and that's obviously pretty against
- 48:06our policy here.
- 48:08>> Aaron: Of course, Jimmy founds the
- 48:10mastermind.
- 48:11>> Skylar: So here's what we're gonna do. we're gonna find these
- 48:14guys, and we're gonna do what we have to do, which
- 48:17is what we've been doing, and we're gonna get rid of
- 48:19this problem,
- 48:23known as humans. And then we're gonna be
- 48:25happy. We're gonna have a good time with the dinosaurs around here, you know, just like
- 48:28we have been.
- 48:29>> Aaron: We see the rack with.
- 48:31>> Skylar: You don't see the rack.
- 48:33>> Cameron: We're just at the back of this.
- 48:34>> Skylar: Crowd, like, way up, on, like, an overlooking thing. And you're hearing
- 48:37his whole little speech.
- 48:38>> Aaron: Warp here, his aspen look, like he's about to take the
- 48:41shot.
- 48:42>> Skylar: Yeah, he does. You
- 48:45see his hand kind of itch, shaking as it reaches for his
- 48:48pistol, though.
- 48:49>> Aaron: I'm gonna lean over to him and say, do you
- 48:51fragrance?
- 48:54>> Mikayla: Jeez.
- 48:54>> Skylar: No, I wasn't really planning on having to
- 48:57use explosives.
- 48:59>> Aaron: I mean, right now would be a good time. They're gonna either
- 49:02come at us now, or they're gonna come at us later.
- 49:05>> Skylar: Wow.
- 49:06>> Cameron: Maybe we should keep driving, guys.
- 49:07>> Mikayla: Yeah, I agree. I agree.
- 49:10>> Skylar: If anything, if I get back to base, I'll tell them what's going
- 49:13on here. We can just blow up this entire island
- 49:16from the water where it's safe.
- 49:19>> Mikayla: No, we're not blowing up, guys.
- 49:21>> Skylar: No, no, just this.
- 49:23>> Aaron: This beach with the eco.
- 49:26>> Skylar: They're not supposed to be here. Yeah, they're eco terrorists. They got
- 49:28people killed.
- 49:29>> Mikayla: They have dinosaurs with them. You're gonna kill the
- 49:32dinosaurs among the.
- 49:34>> Skylar: I mean, I don't know. I guess we could come up. I don't know. I'll
- 49:37talk to the executives. They'll decide. But whatever the case,
- 49:40this group needs to be dealt with.
- 49:44I mean, yeah, not by us. We
- 49:47can, we can move on with our
- 49:49filming. What's that? Are we still. Yeah,
- 49:52yeah, yeah.
- 49:53>> Cameron: Hey, guys, the longer we wait, the more likely they are
- 49:56to see us.
- 49:56>> Aaron: yeah, let's get out of here.
- 49:58>> Cameron: Start driving.
- 49:59>> Mikayla: Yeah, just maybe.
- 50:01>> Cameron: I don't know. I know, I'm just.
- 50:03>> Aaron: Do I see a t rex at any point?
- 50:05>> Skylar: Yeah, just keep an eye out for that. You don't currently, but
- 50:08bait.
- 50:09>> Aaron: Yeah, bait towards the camp.
- 50:11>> Skylar: whatever the case, you guys climb into your car. You go back
- 50:14down the pathway of the mountain, back kind of
- 50:17past the resort. and then you hop onto the golf
- 50:20course to head towards the northern side of the island where
- 50:23you know that the helipad is. And as you guys are
- 50:26making your way across the golf course, you
- 50:29see from a distance several pet
- 50:32cop members with golf carts.
- 50:34>> Aaron: Oh, God, here he is.
- 50:37>> Mikayla: It's fine. We'll outrun them.
- 50:39>> Skylar: you guys have like a jeep? Sure. It's probably
- 50:42an electric jeep.
- 50:43>> Mikayla: We can go faster than a golf cart. Can we?
- 50:46>> Skylar: Yeah, just stuff on
- 50:48it.
- 50:49>> Aaron: Also, you are the DM here.
- 50:55>> Mikayla: but, but wait, who's, who's, who's
- 50:57driving? Did we ever establish that it's probably
- 51:00Aspen?
- 51:00>> Skylar: The rack, just like, hey, guys, I've been
- 51:03here the whole time. No, yeah, sure. Aspen
- 51:06can be driving. Yeah, I think that's probably for the best.
- 51:09Yeah, makes the most sense. So Aspen's
- 51:12driving. He sees them and he's like,
- 51:14of course, of course, of course, of course. They're gonna come
- 51:17after us right now. and they know that we're
- 51:20here. That's not good for the filming.
- 51:22>> Cameron: Did they see it?
- 51:23>> Cameron: They didn't see us driving away.
- 51:25>> Skylar: Not driving away, but they see you now that you guys are like, head the golf
- 51:28cart.
- 51:28>> Mikayla: There's some on the golf cart.
- 51:30>> Aaron: They're just chilling, hitting golf ball.
- 51:33Get them.
- 51:35>> Skylar: They start swinging.
- 51:36>> Cameron: Really environmentally conscious.
- 51:38>> Skylar: I know, right? Well, it's hard to hear, you know.
- 51:41so, they're chasing after you. And he's like, well, this isn't. Obviously, we're
- 51:44going to have to get rid of these guys because otherwise, how are
- 51:47you guys going to be able to film?
- 51:49>> Cameron: We could do this if they're chasing us.
- 51:51>> Skylar: Well, I feel like they're going to follow us for quite a
- 51:53ways.
- 51:54>> Mikayla: Well, we can go faster, most likely. Just step on it. It's like
- 51:57we have to follow speed limits or anything.
- 51:59>> Skylar: All right. I mean, I guess I can try to lose him.
- 52:01>> Cameron: Maybe drive like a grown up.
- 52:05>> Skylar: Just slams off driving one more. No. okay, so
- 52:08he starts driving a little bit faster, and then as
- 52:11you guys are being driven down
- 52:14as fast as possible out
- 52:17of the woods,
- 52:20>> Aaron: The rack comes to riding.
- 52:23>> Skylar: I was just going to say Jimmy found himself.
- 52:26Comes out riding the tyrann, a
- 52:28tyrannosaurus rex
- 52:33they have apparently teamed. He has a full
- 52:36on little thing that he's made so that he can sit atop
- 52:39it, and he is chasing
- 52:42after you guys.
- 52:43>> Aaron: Let's go. Jimmy Fallon riding a t Rex.
- 52:46>> Cameron: That's a picture.
- 52:47>> Skylar: That is a picture.
- 52:48>> Cameron: That's one for my bingo board.
- 52:51>> Skylar: I never thought I'd get this one. You guys are in the, jeep.
- 52:54You guys are actively being pursued by not only a couple
- 52:57of golf carts that are trailing a ways behind, but also
- 53:00Jimmy Fallon riding on a Tyrannosaurus rack.
- 53:02>> Aaron: Well, Ashman, I guess it's time that you
- 53:05figure out, what this camera actually is.
- 53:08I'm gonna puff.
- 53:09>> Skylar: What are you talking about?
- 53:10>> Aaron: I'm gonna puff some shots at Jimmy.
- 53:12>> Skylar: You just start. You pull. There's, like, a little record button,
- 53:15but it's like a trigger for some reason. Record trigger.
- 53:18All right, so are you doing fight, or are you
- 53:21doing your big move?
- 53:23>> Aaron: Out of curiosity, what's my big move?
- 53:25>> Skylar: That one that you started with the killer you killed.
- 53:28It's up to you. Or you can just do.
- 53:34>> Aaron: Oh, you get on a
- 53:36miss, you get mauled
- 53:38immediately. Make the casual.
- 53:43>> Skylar: It's a risky move.
- 53:47Yeah, what would you. What are you doing with that?
- 53:49>> Mikayla: Well, one of my questions is I can see what its
- 53:52weakness is.
- 53:53>> Skylar: Oh, okay. Yeah, go for it. Do you do something
- 53:56or do you just get it? I don't know if you have to roll or
- 53:59not.
- 53:59>> Mikayla: I have to roll. So when I draw my knowledge to deal with a real
- 54:02life dinosaur, I roll. Plus clever. On a hit, I
- 54:05might identify. I'm able to identify species, sex,
- 54:08and whether it's herbivore, carnivore. Obviously, we know
- 54:11most of that. Doesn't matter if it's a male or female.
- 54:13>> Skylar: So you're able to get a look into the.
- 54:16>> Mikayla: And then I can ask on a ten. Plus I can ask three
- 54:19questions. On, a seven to nine, I can ask one.
- 54:21>> Skylar: Got it. Okay. Yeah, go for it.
- 54:28>> Cameron: 1111.
- 54:30>> Skylar: Wow. That's a big success. Wow.
- 54:31>> Mikayla: I'm doing good this year.
- 54:32>> Skylar: I was gonna say you've been rolling really well. Awesome. All right. Yeah.
- 54:35What are your questions.
- 54:38>> Mikayla: Oh, I get three. Okay. I'm gonna
- 54:40say. So the questions I
- 54:43can ask are, what if it's. What is its drive? What
- 54:46are its moves? What size pack does it travel in? What is
- 54:49its weakness? Yes, I'll ask one. What is
- 54:52its weakness?
- 54:53>> Skylar: Okay. One of its weaknesses. I
- 54:56would say that you see that the
- 54:58strap that he's using to keep himself
- 55:01on this tyrannosaurus rex is
- 55:04very, kind of makeshift, and it looks very
- 55:07weak. If someone were to hit that, like, pretty much
- 55:09anywhere, as long as you directly hit this, the
- 55:12saddle, basically that he's made, the whole thing would just come
- 55:15off. I mean, he's practically
- 55:18holding on himself, but this is, like, just helping
- 55:21to steady him, essentially. So that's where you're at with that. That would
- 55:24be a big weakness.
- 55:25>> Mikayla: Okay, my other question is,
- 55:29I think they're stupid, but I can't use my lizard brain because I'm
- 55:32in a car. And what noise for
- 55:35body language am, I going to use for a t rex? Honestly,
- 55:38m.
- 55:41>> Cameron: That works.
- 55:43>> Mikayla: I could use lizard brain instead of asking one of my three
- 55:46questions.
- 55:46>> Skylar: Oh, okay. Okay.
- 55:47>> Aaron: I was hoping there was, like, a bad edit of Jimmy
- 55:50Fallon riding a t rex on the Internet
- 55:53somewhere.
- 55:53>> Skylar: what if you do? You could theoretically
- 55:56make a noise, given your study of
- 55:59dinosaurs, to sort of replicate another t
- 56:02rex sound or something like that.
- 56:04>> Mikayla: But me, as a human being, would I actually be able to
- 56:07make a dinosaur noise?
- 56:08>> Skylar: I feel like, or maybe you have something with
- 56:11maybe.
- 56:12>> Mikayla: I mean, I have a basic
- 56:14excavation tool.
- 56:16>> Skylar: Here's what I would say. You grab some
- 56:19bones on the first episode, you grab some bones off the
- 56:22triceratops, some,
- 56:24dinosaurs. It's part of their bone
- 56:27structure that allows them to make some of the noise that you have.
- 56:30Or they do.
- 56:31>> Aaron: I don't know if I.
- 56:32>> Skylar: Theory. I think it might have, I don't know.
- 56:35In theory, you could blow into this
- 56:37strange skull like piece fragment and
- 56:40make the sound of a triceratops.
- 56:44I think that's a fair assumption.
- 56:47>> Mikayla: I mean, sure, we can go with.
- 56:48>> Skylar: That if that's what you want to do.
- 56:50>> Mikayla: But my other. I'll ask my other question, and then we can
- 56:53do the other thing. My other question would
- 56:56be, whatever. What are its moves?
- 56:59>> Skylar: Moves. Okay. Ah, so you see
- 57:01two things. First of all, obviously, Tyrannosaurus could
- 57:04stomp. Could, even use its tail to, like, slam into
- 57:07something if it got close enough. and then, of course, could lean down
- 57:10and bite into something. I would also add that Jimmy
- 57:13Fallon writing on this is part of the Tyrannosaurus
- 57:16itself. And you can see that he has like a
- 57:19bow and arrow situ. Very makeshift bow and arrow
- 57:21situation kind of strapped to his back. So those would be the
- 57:24available moves that this, as a unit
- 57:27could do.
- 57:28>> Mikayla: Okay. So I want him to make him empathetic. Right.
- 57:31>> Skylar: Okay.
- 57:32>> Mikayla: Whatever that word is. And so I'm going
- 57:35to try to mimic m a baby t rex
- 57:37sound based off of what knowledge that you
- 57:40have.
- 57:41>> Skylar: Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Okay.
- 57:42>> Mikayla: So, like, it's probably like, I don't know,
- 57:45more of like a elk or something. I don't
- 57:48know.
- 57:51>> Skylar: So, yeah, absolutely. You make this
- 57:54sound, you kind of cast your voice in such a way,
- 57:57over the sound of the jeep.
- 58:00Surprisingly.
- 58:03>> Cameron: It'S a loud baby.
- 58:05>> Mikayla: I told him to slow down.
- 58:06>> Skylar: You know what I said?
- 58:07>> Mikayla: It's electric. You know, there's quiet.
- 58:09>> Skylar: Absolutely. It's an electric. And
- 58:12the t rex seems to notice this. And it starts to slow
- 58:15down a little bit. Looking around, trying to find this and that guy that
- 58:18affords you guys a bit of ability to get
- 58:21ahead.
- 58:21>> Cameron: Shot.
- 58:22>> Skylar: No, just get ahead driving
- 58:25wise.
- 58:26>> Mikayla: He's got.
- 58:27>> Skylar: Unless someone's taking a shot. But I'll leave.
- 58:30>> Aaron: I'm really worried because, like.
- 58:34>> Mikayla: The shoulder straps, the saddle straps. he also
- 58:36has a bone arrow, which probably isn't going to be that useful for energy.
- 58:39>> Aaron: I mean, I thinking I could just kill him and the
- 58:42dinosaur here.
- 58:44>> Skylar: Now, to clarify, you could just have a regular
- 58:47fight. So that's up to you. Totally up to you. But
- 58:50anyway, is anyone else doing anything? As you guys are starting to
- 58:53gain some ground away from this tyrannosaurus, I'd.
- 58:56>> Aaron: Have plus two if I do kill or be
- 58:58killed.
- 58:59>> Cameron: Boy, this is a. This, you know, this
- 59:02is really stressful.
- 59:04>> Skylar: Yeah.
- 59:04>> Cameron: How you doing, Jimmy?
- 59:07Okay, I'm gonna risk
- 59:10it.
- 59:10>> Aaron: Cause if the downside is I
- 59:13fall out of the car and die.
- 59:14>> Skylar: Yeah.
- 59:15>> Cameron: Yeah, probably.
- 59:16>> Skylar: Yeah.
- 59:16>> Cameron: You leaned a little too far out.
- 59:21>> Aaron: Oh, God. Okay.
- 59:21>> Mikayla: Yeah.
- 59:22>> Aaron: Wait. No, we're good. Cause I get plus two. Thank
- 59:24God. Six.
- 59:26>> Skylar: So what do you got?
- 59:26>> Aaron: I have eight plus 1010
- 59:29total. Yeah.
- 59:30>> Skylar: And you needed a ten in order to succeed, right?
- 59:32>> Aaron: I need to, straighten on a seven to nine, you
- 59:35use too much ammo and you're empty. That's all it says.
- 59:37>> Cameron: On a tenza, you got a tenzo.
- 59:40>> Aaron: So I don't use all my ammo. All right.
- 59:41>> Skylar: All right. Sounds good. So you take some precision shots. Boom, boom,
- 59:44boom, boom. You fire all of them. are
- 59:47you aiming? Let's say you're aiming for the t rex. Cause I feel
- 59:50like the last thing that I want to be on this podcast
- 59:53transcript that people can find is I killed
- 59:56Jimmy.
- 59:57>> Cameron: Exactly.
- 59:58>> Cameron: We're gonna lovingly describe how we execute.
- 1:00:01>> Skylar: Yeah, I feel like that might look bad. And we're gonna get a
- 1:00:04nasty call from his lawyers. No. but you fire, and you hit the t
- 1:00:07rex, and you, right in the leg, and the whole thing
- 1:00:10just kind of topples over. You see Jimmy Fallon just get
- 1:00:13kind of thrown right off his saddle, getting into the
- 1:00:15dirt. Pretty much. Yeah. So. And then you guys just speed away,
- 1:00:18obviously. his two cronies that he had
- 1:00:21in golf, carts just kind of pull over to help him,
- 1:00:24so on and so forth. but as you guys pull
- 1:00:26away off into the distance, and you guys are headed towards
- 1:00:29the helipad. Aspen. Admiral Aspen turns to you
- 1:00:32guys. He says, what in the hell is going on?
- 1:00:35Why do you have a gun in that camera? what is going on? Who
- 1:00:38are you people? You're not a film crew.
- 1:00:41>> Mikayla: Clearly we are. I mean, what do you think we're doing?
- 1:00:44>> Skylar: I just. He has a gun in that. It's not even a
- 1:00:46camera.
- 1:00:47>> Mikayla: Island with dinosaurs.
- 1:00:49>> Aaron: What are you, helicopter spot you're
- 1:00:52nearing?
- 1:00:53>> Cameron: Oh, I'm gonna do the only thing I've done this whole
- 1:00:56time. I have my first aid kit. I pull up
- 1:00:58my. What's it called? no,
- 1:01:01what's it called? That, hydro
- 1:01:04codon.
- 1:01:05>> Mikayla: Yeah.
- 1:01:05>> Cameron: Knocks people out. Yeah.
- 1:01:07>> Mikayla: That's a pain.
- 1:01:08>> Cameron: What's the thing that knocks people out? Yeah, I bought
- 1:01:10chloroform on a rag and just stick it on his face because I'm right
- 1:01:13behind him.
- 1:01:14>> Mikayla: Would you have that in a basic med kit?
- 1:01:16>> Cameron: Sure, I would.
- 1:01:18>> Cameron: I don't think my character
- 1:01:20would 100%, knowing my characteristics,
- 1:01:23need somebody else to go to sleep.
- 1:01:24>> Skylar: So you know my
- 1:01:27character.
- 1:01:29>> Cameron: He knows I would have it.
- 1:01:30>> Skylar: I'm 100% cool with it. I need you to do a hold onto
- 1:01:33your butt.
- 1:01:34>> Mikayla: Hold on to your butt.
- 1:01:37>> Cameron: seven, nine.
- 1:01:39>> Skylar: Okay. You exceed, but you're exhausted. You're gonna take
- 1:01:42minus one next. Roll with five, which
- 1:01:44you usually don't do too much of anyways. Whatever the case,
- 1:01:47as. As Admiral Aspen, you put this little
- 1:01:50clock with some chloroform over his face. What?
- 1:01:52>> Cameron: Isn't he driving?
- 1:01:53>> Cameron: Oh, yeah, that was fine.
- 1:01:54>> Skylar: That's what I was gonna get to next. and then all of a sudden,
- 1:01:57nobody is driving the car, but it is still going
- 1:02:00very fast.
- 1:02:01>> Mikayla: Who's sitting next to him?
- 1:02:03>> Cameron: I'd be directly behind. I'd be like in the middle.
- 1:02:05>> Skylar: Okay. Yeah.
- 1:02:06>> Mikayla: You would be in the back, I assume. I'd probably be in the back.
- 1:02:09>> Aaron: I'm shooting.
- 1:02:10>> Cameron: You were shooting.
- 1:02:12>> Cameron: You're directly behind him. You being shot?
- 1:02:14>> Skylar: I couldn't get you.
- 1:02:15>> Mikayla: I figured I'd be in the back.
- 1:02:17>> Cameron: I could lean forward and grab that.
- 1:02:18>> Cameron: mean I'm left in shotgun.
- 1:02:20>> Cameron: No, no, you're between.
- 1:02:22>> Cameron: Behind.
- 1:02:23>> Cameron: Yeah.
- 1:02:23>> Mikayla: Well, if you're in the middle, you.
- 1:02:26>> Skylar: Have the most access to jump.
- 1:02:28>> Cameron: Yes.
- 1:02:32>> Mikayla: He's in the passenger seat.
- 1:02:38What?
- 1:02:39>> Skylar: Finally, a moment where I, the GM, get to say, this is
- 1:02:42not something a kid would do for sure
- 1:02:45you need to roll for. Just do it,
- 1:02:46Tony. Stop this car from
- 1:02:49crashing. And how do you think he got.
- 1:02:51>> Cameron: Back home all the time? Joke time.
- 1:02:54>> Skylar: You just asked strangers for Ryan.
- 1:02:55>> Cameron: what role was it?
- 1:02:56>> Skylar: Oh, sorry. Just do it. Yeah. plus
- 1:02:59steady.
- 1:02:59>> Cameron: Oh, that's a negative one. But that's
- 1:03:03eight total. Eight total.
- 1:03:05>> Skylar: So seven to nine, you slipped, hesitated, cut corners. you get a hard
- 1:03:08choice. Okay.
- 1:03:09>> Cameron: so I'm across his body, hands on the. I can't
- 1:03:12touch the pedals, so I can't stop it.
- 1:03:15>> Mikayla: But you're directing it, so we're not hitting trees.
- 1:03:17>> Skylar: At the very least, that's pretty important. Okay,
- 1:03:19so here's the choice that you have.
- 1:03:22you know that to get. You're gonna have
- 1:03:25to get control of this vehicle. And
- 1:03:28your arms are too short to reach from behind and grab the steering
- 1:03:31wheel. So you're going to have to jump over there and grab the
- 1:03:34steering wheel.
- 1:03:34>> Cameron: But I'm already fully extended out on the steering wheel.
- 1:03:37>> Skylar: Yep, exactly. in order to get up
- 1:03:40there, what could possibly.
- 1:03:42>> Cameron: I got something for this.
- 1:03:43>> Skylar: Oh, okay.
- 1:03:44>> Cameron: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:03:45>> Skylar: Okay, I'll do that. Yeah.
- 1:03:46>> Cameron: I see a curve up ahead.
- 1:03:49I can't reach the e brake in between us.
- 1:03:52Okay, I'm going to yell for help. And
- 1:03:54I need someone to grab the e brake. I
- 1:03:57tell him to.
- 1:03:58>> Mikayla: Well, you're in the past, aren't you?
- 1:04:00>> Aaron: I got it.
- 1:04:01>> Cameron: We're going to drift this thing.
- 1:04:03>> Aaron: So what do I need? What do I need to roll here? Do I need to
- 1:04:06roll?
- 1:04:06>> Cameron: Well, I. Since you're helping
- 1:04:08me, when you put my needs ahead of your own
- 1:04:11safety, including response to me calling for help.
- 1:04:14Any role you make is improved by one level, so
- 1:04:17you're going to need to roll. Whatever.
- 1:04:18>> Skylar: It'll probably be a. Just do it.
- 1:04:20>> Aaron: Perfect. I get a plus.
- 1:04:22>> Skylar: So you'll have plus three total, which is good.
- 1:04:24>> Cameron: Really? Plus two. Plus you can't fail.
- 1:04:26>> Skylar: Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, you're right. So if
- 1:04:29you got a seven to nine, it becomes an automatic fail. Then it
- 1:04:32becomes a seven to nine.
- 1:04:33>> Aaron: Oh, wait, no, that's fine, because I have plus three, nine plus
- 1:04:36two, and plus two.
- 1:04:37>> Cameron: Oh.
- 1:04:37>> Skylar: but still, that's what goes out, too. So
- 1:04:40it's an automatic success. So it's good. Okay, so you reach forward, you grab
- 1:04:43that break just as he says, pull it, and you pull
- 1:04:46it. And the whole car just drifts
- 1:04:48across this curve.
- 1:04:51>> Cameron: See us, like, drifting and decelerate, decelerate,
- 1:04:54decelerate.
- 1:04:55>> Skylar: Stop, stop.
- 1:04:56>> Aaron: We were talking about Tokyo drift earlier. That is true.
- 1:04:59>> Cameron: That's where the inspiration came from.
- 1:05:00>> Skylar: That's right. That's right. Whoo.
- 1:05:04>> Cameron: Let it go, Jimmy.
- 1:05:07>> Mikayla: T. Rex is still coming out. No, he killed T
- 1:05:10Rex.
- 1:05:11>> Cameron: It hurt its leg.
- 1:05:12>> Mikayla: Okay.
- 1:05:13>> Cameron: It can't run.
- 1:05:13>> Aaron: You're welcome.
- 1:05:14>> Skylar: All right, so you guys can see.
- 1:05:16>> Aaron: This reminds me of a war story up above.
- 1:05:19>> Skylar: there's probably, like, a short path, and then you go up some stairs, and
- 1:05:21then you would arrive at the helipad.
- 1:05:23>> Aaron: All right, so
- 1:05:26someone please get this.
- 1:05:28>> Cameron: Door open so I can get out of here.
- 1:05:30>> Cameron: Yeah, sure.
- 1:05:31>> Aaron: Yeah.
- 1:05:39>> Cameron: Conscious person.
- 1:05:40>> Skylar: Yes. Yeah.
- 1:05:42>> Aaron: sure.
- 1:05:42>> Mikayla: Yeah. So we'll get out.
- 1:05:43>> Aaron: We're at the helipad.
- 1:05:45>> Skylar: Yes.
- 1:05:45>> Aaron: I need anything Dino related,
- 1:05:49gun pointed at you guys.
- 1:05:52>> Skylar: What?
- 1:05:54>> Aaron: Can't let this anything information wise, get out.
- 1:05:57I'm sorry.
- 1:06:00No, I mean, I'm threatening you with
- 1:06:03physical violence.
- 1:06:06>> Mikayla: Absolutely.
- 1:06:06>> Cameron: What are the options here with threats of physical violence?
- 1:06:09>> Aaron: you either do as I say or
- 1:06:11you take an injury of my choice.
- 1:06:15>> Cameron: Wow. It's incredibly powerful.
- 1:06:18>> Mikayla: Can I fight?
- 1:06:20>> Skylar: yeah.
- 1:06:20>> Mikayla: So, miss.
- 1:06:21>> Cameron: So we've gotten up to just to frame this. We got
- 1:06:24out of the car, we grabbed our stuff. We started up to the helipad. We've called
- 1:06:27the helicopter.
- 1:06:28>> Aaron: technically, we have not called the helicopter either.
- 1:06:32>> Mikayla: Well, I'm still gonna fight.
- 1:06:34>> Skylar: All right. Sounds good. What are you doing?
- 1:06:35>> Mikayla: so I'm gonna use my taser. I'm gonna try and
- 1:06:38tase him. Okay.
- 1:06:40>> Skylar: Gonna do the stun gun.
- 1:06:41>> Mikayla: Oh, I can do this. I can do that. Yeah, I'll do that. I'll shoot him with.
- 1:06:44>> Aaron: You're gonna take an injury of my choice then.
- 1:06:46>> Skylar: First, that she technically. True. Yes.
- 1:06:48>> Cameron: Probably shoot her.
- 1:06:55>> Skylar: Head when you would.
- 1:06:58>> Cameron: Take her out of commission.
- 1:07:01>> Aaron: Yeah.
- 1:07:01>> Skylar: Or unless she wants to do the final heroic
- 1:07:04act.
- 1:07:05>> Mikayla: What's that?
- 1:07:05>> Skylar: See, that's what it is. You get one final heroic act and then
- 1:07:08you die.
- 1:07:10>> Cameron: Or you can just be put off.
- 1:07:14>> Cameron: I'm not trying.
- 1:07:15>> Aaron: I'm gonna be. I'm not trying to be mean. I just
- 1:07:18can't let this information.
- 1:07:19>> Cameron: Wait, what do we actually have?
- 1:07:20>> Aaron: I gotta do what I've been doing.
- 1:07:21>> Cameron: I got nothing, so I do not care.
- 1:07:23>> Mikayla: Actually, what do I have? For what?
- 1:07:25>> Cameron: Dino stuff.
- 1:07:26>> Mikayla: I have all the DNA. Yeah, that was our goal.
- 1:07:29>> Aaron: I can't let some of this stuff get
- 1:07:32out. It's part of my mission.
- 1:07:35>> Mikayla: Why were you collecting it then? You could have just left it on the
- 1:07:37island.
- 1:07:38>> Aaron: For reasons that I cannot
- 1:07:41disclose.
- 1:07:42>> Mikayla: What if you don't want it to get out, why did you collect it at all?
- 1:07:45Because it could have been left on the island where
- 1:07:48there's dinosaurs and hippies.
- 1:07:50>> Aaron: Listen, the buyers
- 1:07:53wanted it, and I can't. Buyers in the
- 1:07:56government wanted it. That's why they hired me.
- 1:07:59>> Cameron: What do you want but this.
- 1:08:00>> Mikayla: DNA in the wrong hands
- 1:08:03when you want it.
- 1:08:04>> Skylar: Wow.
- 1:08:05>> Cameron: You want dinosaur related stuff.
- 1:08:08>> Mikayla: Okay, here.
- 1:08:09I'm going
- 1:08:12to throw the bag at
- 1:08:14Doobuddy. So I'm going to be, listening to
- 1:08:17what he says, but I'm gonna throw it in such a
- 1:08:20way in hopes that
- 1:08:23it just crashes on the ground and most of it will break.
- 1:08:26>> Skylar: Oh, so you throw it just shy of his
- 1:08:29wreath.
- 1:08:29>> Mikayla: Yeah.
- 1:08:29>> Skylar: Okay. What are you doing?
- 1:08:30>> Cameron: I'm really attacking him.
- 1:08:32>> Cameron: So I don't know if you take an injury for that.
- 1:08:33>> Skylar: Right.
- 1:08:33>> Mikayla: I would. I would say I'm not.
- 1:08:38>> Skylar: Yep.
- 1:08:39>> Aaron: Ordered.
- 1:08:39>> Skylar: Are you gonna.
- 1:08:40>> Aaron: How are you, like, yeeting this up into the.
- 1:08:43Or just chucking it out?
- 1:08:46>> Mikayla: I'm chucking it in your direction,
- 1:08:48but aiming it short, short
- 1:08:51of you. So it falls to the ground. Yeah.
- 1:08:54>> Aaron: All right. How protective are
- 1:08:56these bags?
- 1:08:58>> Mikayla: well, he said it was basically like a lunch bag.
- 1:09:01There's ice in it and there's maybe paper around it
- 1:09:04if they fell.
- 1:09:05>> Cameron: Yeah, maybe a couple would survive, but.
- 1:09:07>> Skylar: Yeah. Or maybe a couple with braids. Depends. I
- 1:09:09don't know how many, technically, you grabbed, but I would say I
- 1:09:12grabbed six.
- 1:09:13>> Cameron: Maybe a rage dinosaur on the paleontologist.
- 1:09:15>> Mikayla: Well, that's what I said. I grabbed different vials for each one.
- 1:09:18>> Skylar: Yeah.
- 1:09:18>> Aaron: I'm trying to think of this.
- 1:09:20>> Mikayla: How so they all might not break, but I'm
- 1:09:23hoping most of them, because I don't want all
- 1:09:26the DNA because they can make some monstrosity
- 1:09:28monster with this information.
- 1:09:30>> Skylar: I think the real question here is, Aaron, are you
- 1:09:33going to try to catch the thing
- 1:09:36which would allow you, or which would honestly lower
- 1:09:39your guard as far as the gun goes?
- 1:09:42>> Aaron: Well, I was.
- 1:09:43>> Skylar: Let it hit the ground.
- 1:09:44>> Aaron: I was gonna say, am I gonna video game this where I have, like,
- 1:09:47one, you know, like this hand it over
- 1:09:50type deal. So I take. I can
- 1:09:53try to catch it with the one hand.
- 1:09:55>> Skylar: Well, I think the concept here is that it's gonna be just
- 1:09:58outside of your reach. You won't just be able to just. Yeah, you're
- 1:10:00gonna have to, like, dive a little bit.
- 1:10:02>> Aaron: I think I'm gonna have to risk it and just let
- 1:10:05it drop. Cause
- 1:10:09if I try to catch it.
- 1:10:11>> Mikayla: Okay, that allows somebody else to try, and I'll
- 1:10:14be disarm you.
- 1:10:15>> Aaron: So I'd rather just have it fall, risk the
- 1:10:17fact that DNA might break and
- 1:10:20just hope that the files and whatever's
- 1:10:23left can be worked on later on.
- 1:10:25>> Mikayla: Okay.
- 1:10:25>> Skylar: Okay, sounds good. All right, so, sure enough, the bag hits the
- 1:10:28ground. You hear some crinkling as
- 1:10:31glass. Some of the glass shatters from inside of the bed.
- 1:10:34And then you pick it up.
- 1:10:35>> Aaron: Pick it up as. I'm like, kind of.
- 1:10:37>> Skylar: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:10:38>> Aaron: And then I'll, pull out the phone and call in the other
- 1:10:41helicopter.
- 1:10:42>> Skylar: Okay, sounds good. And they say
- 1:10:45why he's calling.
- 1:10:46>> Mikayla: We could just sing.
- 1:10:50>> Skylar: Let'S say, like, ten minutes.
- 1:10:54>> Aaron: Here's the last game.
- 1:10:55>> Skylar: I'm sure our.
- 1:10:56>> Cameron: This is like a helldivers two extraction.
- 1:10:58>> Cameron: Yeah.
- 1:11:02>> Skylar: Okay, so you guys, you know, the five minutes goes
- 1:11:05by, is the.
- 1:11:07>> Aaron: Boss gonna be on this helicopter?
- 1:11:08>> Skylar: I would imagine not.
- 1:11:10>> Aaron: just his main right hand man,
- 1:11:12maybe.
- 1:11:13>> Skylar: Sure. Yeah, yeah, probably. whatever the case, as
- 1:11:16you guys are waiting, you can kind of eventually hear the
- 1:11:19sounds of the helicopter in the distance.
- 1:11:22And as it approaches, all of a sudden,
- 1:11:25pulling himself up, the helipad is
- 1:11:28admiral Ash. And he
- 1:11:30says, you're not no film
- 1:11:33crew. You're not getting off this
- 1:11:36island.
- 1:11:36>> Cameron: I want to hit him with a stumbiton.
- 1:11:38>> Skylar: Okay, sounds good. Roll a fight.
- 1:11:40>> Cameron: Is she hitting asthma with a stumbaton?
- 1:11:42>> Aaron: Yes.
- 1:11:42>> Skylar: Yes.
- 1:11:43>> Aaron: Yeah, because I'm kind of.
- 1:11:46I'm kind of focused on you guys, making
- 1:11:49sure I don't get attacked.
- 1:11:55>> Cameron: That is a twelve.
- 1:11:57>> Aaron: The kid hits hard.
- 1:11:59>> Cameron: Seven plus one.
- 1:12:00>> Skylar: Yes. So you
- 1:12:03got a, On a ten plus. Oh, you
- 1:12:06get both. You don't even have to choose. You get both. So not only are you
- 1:12:09not injured by his pulling out the pistol, which is good, because
- 1:12:12we really didn't want to shoot a kid during this. you also
- 1:12:15injure the enemy. So you. You just
- 1:12:18rush over. I don't even know, describe what the scene looks like as
- 1:12:21you run.
- 1:12:22>> Cameron: He's coming up like, he's obviously not looking at me because nobody's looking at me,
- 1:12:25I'm like. So he starts, he's like pulling himself
- 1:12:28up, threatening you. I just walk up behind me, right in the side of the
- 1:12:31neck.
- 1:12:31>> Skylar: He's gonna donk him. And then he just, oh, he falls down. He
- 1:12:34collapses. All right. Awesome. And as
- 1:12:37that happens, the helicopter flies in, lowers
- 1:12:39down. You all, I guess load onto it.
- 1:12:42No, no.
- 1:12:43>> Cameron: Why would we load onto it?
- 1:12:45>> Cameron: Because we're extraction.
- 1:12:46>> Cameron: He's not with us, is he?
- 1:12:48>> Aaron: I mean, I'm. This is our boss's helicopter. I'm
- 1:12:51just doing what our boss ordered me separately to do.
- 1:12:54>> Cameron: Oh, you're with us.
- 1:12:56>> Mikayla: He just wanted all the dino information.
- 1:12:59>> Cameron: We were gonna give it to your boss anyway.
- 1:13:01>> Aaron: I can't have you guys see
- 1:13:04anything that involves some of it.
- 1:13:06>> Mikayla: That's basically, he doesn't want
- 1:13:09us to be privy to the information.
- 1:13:11>> Aaron: Yes, you guys can gladly make it out
- 1:13:13alive right now. You don't know what all is
- 1:13:16entailed with the document stuff, which is why I
- 1:13:19was focused on.
- 1:13:21>> Skylar: So I'm gonna be off now.
- 1:13:23>> Mikayla: I'm not leaving.
- 1:13:24>> Skylar: Okay, tell me about that. the helicopter. Everybody
- 1:13:27loads onto the helicopter and they all turn and they look at you.
- 1:13:30>> Aaron: You're just hopping on the helicopter, huh?
- 1:13:32>> Cameron: I don't care. I mean, chips, are you hopping on.
- 1:13:35>> Cameron: I feel like out of everyone here, the only person I trust is you.
- 1:13:38So I'm literally standing with you.
- 1:13:41>> Aaron: You're gonna wait for Aspen to get back
- 1:13:44unconscious?
- 1:13:46>> Cameron: No, I'm gonna beg you to please come with me because I'm so
- 1:13:48scared. Please don't let me. I can't go with them
- 1:13:51alone.
- 1:13:52>> Mikayla: There's so much information on this island.
- 1:13:55I could stay at the hotel. There's a lab.
- 1:13:58Jimmy, just get on the plane.
- 1:14:01>> Aaron: You just won't be able to leave.
- 1:14:03>> Cameron: That's fine.
- 1:14:03>> Mikayla: I don't want to leave if you're staying.
- 1:14:06>> Cameron: I'm not leaving. I'm not staying with them.
- 1:14:08>> Mikayla: You'll die on this island.
- 1:14:09>> Cameron: He was going to shoot us.
- 1:14:11>> Mikayla: But he didn't.
- 1:14:12>> Cameron: I don't know. Everyone tries to leave me behind. Don't leave me behind.
- 1:14:17>> Cameron: Aw.
- 1:14:18>> Aaron: I mean, I could threaten you both to get
- 1:14:21on the helicopter.
- 1:14:23>> Skylar: Threat.
- 1:14:26>> Cameron: Oh, what about.
- 1:14:27>> Skylar: What about the doctor?
- 1:14:28>> Cameron: Oh, I'm enjoying. This is like reality tv show.
- 1:14:31I'm enjoying my chips. I'm just standing there.
- 1:14:34>> Skylar: On or off the helicopter.
- 1:14:36>> Aaron: Oh, we're leaving.
- 1:14:37>> Mikayla: Whether you guys are staying tormented. Do I want to leave
- 1:14:40Jimmy?
- 1:14:42>> Cameron: Well, Jimmy's not getting on if you're not getting on.
- 1:14:44>> Cameron: Is this the helicopter?
- 1:14:45>> Mikayla: But here's.
- 1:14:53>> Skylar: I like to think it's an open thing. I don't think there's really much to buckle
- 1:14:56up. It's like one of those helicopter that's specifically
- 1:14:59for military.
- 1:15:00>> Cameron: I would jump after you.
- 1:15:01>> Skylar: Yeah, yeah, but there.
- 1:15:02>> Mikayla: There has to be some.
- 1:15:03>> Cameron: Trust, Eileen.
- 1:15:05>> Skylar: Trust me.
- 1:15:08>> Mikayla: But I want to stay on the island.
- 1:15:09>> Skylar: You can stay on the island.
- 1:15:11>> Aaron: That's your choice. You're the
- 1:15:13scientist. I mean, there's no harm in you staying on the
- 1:15:16island. I just.
- 1:15:17>> Mikayla: But there is harm having a ten year old
- 1:15:20boy standing, staying on the island.
- 1:15:24>> Cameron: For the record, I've done a pretty good job.
- 1:15:27Did you see me take out that guy?
- 1:15:29>> Cameron: That's pretty good.
- 1:15:30>> Cameron: Can someone actually. Can we put him on the helicopter?
- 1:15:34He will be if we leave him.
- 1:15:36>> Aaron: I mean, I'm gonna become that, like, a
- 1:15:39mastermind criminal.
- 1:15:40>> Mikayla: He's almost a preteen. It's fine. He can stay on the island with me.
- 1:15:43>> Skylar: Okay.
- 1:15:44>> Cameron: I'm gonna go to asthma.
- 1:15:46>> Skylar: You're gonna what?
- 1:15:47>> Cameron: I'm gonna go over to asthma.
- 1:15:48>> Skylar: Okay.
- 1:15:49>> Cameron: How close to dying is he?
- 1:15:50>> Skylar: He's not really that close to dying. He's just knocked out for the
- 1:15:53moment.
- 1:15:54>> Aaron: I mean, you can always just wait.
- 1:15:55>> Skylar: Oh.
- 1:16:00>> Cameron: How close is he to die?
- 1:16:03>> Skylar: let's see what you guys knocked him out with a thing and
- 1:16:06chloroform. I don't know if he really. I mean, he's just
- 1:16:08unconscious.
- 1:16:09>> Aaron: Maybe he's got, like, a little jitter.
- 1:16:12>> Mikayla: He could have arrhythmia.
- 1:16:14>> Skylar: Sure, he could have arrhythmia.
- 1:16:16>> Mikayla: I mean, he could have. Well, is he old, just in kid
- 1:16:18standard or is he actually old?
- 1:16:22>> Skylar: Sure, let's say that. Like, he, Maybe you hit it well, hey, you
- 1:16:25did get like a twelve. Maybe he got hit a little too
- 1:16:27hard on the head.
- 1:16:28>> Mikayla: Well, too long.
- 1:16:30>> Skylar: Yeah, yeah. And the chemicals in his brain already
- 1:16:33and just everything else. Yeah, sure.
- 1:16:36He's almost.
- 1:16:39>> Cameron: Sick.
- 1:16:40>> Mikayla: Felon hit his head on a rock.
- 1:16:42>> Skylar: Considered, at the very least, you could say from a long
- 1:16:45term standpoint, he's definitely on the brink of dying, because he's
- 1:16:48gonna just be left here and he's already been bombed.
- 1:16:51Yeah.
- 1:16:51>> Cameron: Okay. the doctor, while you guys are having your moment,
- 1:16:54whatever. And he's saying, get on the helicopter. The doctor's gonna be
- 1:16:57like, hold on, guys. This is going to be really important.
- 1:17:00And I'll be right back. And he just starts walking down
- 1:17:03to asthma. And you guys see him open up his kit, which
- 1:17:06he hasn't opened, really opened up for you guys. And
- 1:17:09you see him reaching he's going to pull out two,
- 1:17:12what are.
- 1:17:12>> Skylar: They called that electrode
- 1:17:15things?
- 1:17:17>> Cameron: Yeah, the shock of life. Basically. He pulls them
- 1:17:20out and he goes, all right. The only thing the heart
- 1:17:23understands is electrode electricity. And I'm just
- 1:17:26gonna snap em together. You guys are gonna get Lenny and I'm gonna
- 1:17:28push it onto his chest.
- 1:17:34>> Skylar: What's going on?
- 1:17:36>> Cameron: and then I reach into my box and I pull out a notepad.
- 1:17:39I go, how would you rate your experience of death?
- 1:17:45>> Skylar: What's the scale?
- 1:17:47>> Cameron: Anything. What'd you see?
- 1:17:49>> Skylar: Oh, man. And he starts to recount
- 1:17:51the horrible, horrifying things that
- 1:17:54he saw in the dark blackness
- 1:17:57of death.
- 1:17:59>> Cameron: Awesome.
- 1:17:59>> Aaron: Wow.
- 1:18:00>> Cameron: Awesome. Also note when you guys look at,
- 1:18:02Lazarus as he's taking these notes, you notice he
- 1:18:05grabbed like, halfway through his thing and flipped it backwards.
- 1:18:08And this isn't the first person.
- 1:18:11Anyways, he takes these notes, he goes, all right, thanks.
- 1:18:14That's all. And then he just like,
- 1:18:17grabs the chlorophyll he still has and just puts it on his
- 1:18:19back.
- 1:18:21>> Mikayla: I mean, if you hold the chlorophyll her month too long, can it kill
- 1:18:24you?
- 1:18:25>> Cameron: I don't need to kill him. I just wanted to knock him back out again.
- 1:18:27>> Skylar: He just does a quick little hoop.
- 1:18:28>> Mikayla: I just met earlier when he was smothering him in the car.
- 1:18:33>> Cameron: I put the pen in my pocket, I close my box
- 1:18:36with my notebook in it, and I go walk into the helicopter.
- 1:18:39All right?
- 1:18:40>> Mikayla: Me and Jimmy definitely don't want to be on the helicopter.
- 1:18:42>> Skylar: I'm going to do a hostage.
- 1:18:43>> Mikayla: I'm just going to, those are the dinosaurs.
- 1:18:47>> Cameron: I just buckle myself in and I go, I got what I
- 1:18:50wanted. I'm good.
- 1:18:52>> Skylar: Awesome. All right. And with that, I think we close
- 1:18:55out the scene with the helicopter
- 1:18:58trailing off into the distance. Jimmy
- 1:19:00and doctor Mackenzie look at each other,
- 1:19:03and then they head back over, hop into the
- 1:19:06jeep, and they drive back.
- 1:19:07>> Cameron: Just be clear. We left the admiral.
- 1:19:09>> Skylar: Yeah, he's just gonna, he'll wake up
- 1:19:12eventually, hopefully, and call on his rescue. That's
- 1:19:14right. That's true. And drive off back to the
- 1:19:17hotel and resort to kind of set up a little camp there.
- 1:19:20>> Mikayla: I mean, if Jimmy Fallon can figure out how to, you know, ride
- 1:19:23a t rex, I'm sure we'll be fine. You're not wrong.
- 1:19:25>> Skylar: You are not wrong.
- 1:19:26>> Cameron: Sorry, Jimmy. Again.
- 1:19:30>> Skylar: Doctor Mackenzie gets, to stay on the island
- 1:19:33and do her research, which was kind of her secret
- 1:19:35objective. doctor Lazarus was able to bring
- 1:19:38somebody back from the brink of death and get some research on that.
- 1:19:41Which was his secret objective. Sergeant
- 1:19:44Tim was, able to
- 1:19:47ensure that the research and information
- 1:19:49does not really leave the island, per se,
- 1:19:52with maybe a little bit of, a. What do they
- 1:19:55call that? A open. What is that? A
- 1:19:58residual, I don't know, situation, whatever the
- 1:20:01case with the doctor, because, he's leaving the island. He's seen
- 1:20:04some things, but, you know, it is what it is. And then last but not
- 1:20:07least, Lil Jimmy got his dinosaur
- 1:20:10egg, and he gets to stay on the island where he can easily watch
- 1:20:13it hatch. And let's find out what it is. Mikayla, do you want to
- 1:20:16roll us on that little chart you've got of dinosaurs to see what it
- 1:20:19is?
- 1:20:19>> Aaron: Hopefully he doesn't get eaten.
- 1:20:23>> Cameron: Oh, a triceratop. All right, here we
- 1:20:26go.
- 1:20:26>> Skylar: Perfect. You get yourself.
- 1:20:28>> Cameron: You might even have a semi stable adult in my life.
- 1:20:30>> Skylar: Yeah, double win. You got away from a.
- 1:20:33Probably not, I would say guaranteed not
- 1:20:36good parental, situation out there. So awesome.
- 1:20:38>> Mikayla: We have a freaking triceratops.
- 1:20:40>> Skylar: Yeah, well, hey, and that's gonna help both of you guys.
- 1:20:43>> Aaron: Baby triceratops.
- 1:20:44>> Cameron: That's why I was like, do you want to see what I
- 1:20:47found.
- 1:20:51>> Skylar: Hatches to show her? So now it's like a living
- 1:20:54creature. And that's gonna aid in your
- 1:20:56research? Yeah.
- 1:20:57>> Mikayla: Once we can figure out if you can actually take care of a dinosaur, maybe we'll
- 1:21:00give him another one.
- 1:21:02>> Skylar: Awesome. Ah, hopefully it's not a lap triceratops. That sounds
- 1:21:05dangerous. Awesome. And Matt,
- 1:21:08with that, we are closing out our one shot with
- 1:21:11a few mysteries left unsolved. And that's okay.
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