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TWR Monday | Inside the Mind of a Crazy Author Who Says He’s the Best Writer in the World · The Whitfield Report

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  The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
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  speech that we have to put up with.
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  It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
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  It is the coursing lifeblood of human progress.
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  It is the instigator of liberty and modernity and science and
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  understanding. What a laughing stock today's
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  student leaders are that they can so casually dismiss the
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  right to be offensive without realising that their lovely,
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  enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who gave offence.
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  Offensiveness is not just something we have to
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  begrudgingly accept. Offensiveness is the motor of
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  human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  to Offend media studios in sunny South Florida, bringing you the
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  latest in politics, current events, art and pop culture.
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  And hello there, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Welcome to today's Monday edition of the Whitfield Report.
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  We have a big guest joining us today, in fact, possibly one of
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  the biggest guests ever to be on the program.
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  I am quite large, aren't I? Renowned author Maxi Sand, who I
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  I you know, I was contacted by this man's agent.
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  I usually don't like you try to interact with authors
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  themselves, but no, this, this agent reached out to me and told
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  me that they had a guest named Maxi Sand.
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  And I was like, well, can I, can I talk to him before the show?
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  But then they were like, no, you can't.
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  My time is very valuable, Sir, but yeah, you got that $10,000
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  ready, right? What, what, what $10,000 but
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  anyway, so Maxi as as I understand you have a renowned,
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  you have a book you have to promote from what I was told so.
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  Well, geez, you know, like first, shouldn't we like in that
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  bit for shouldn't we get to know?
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  Like what do you? Wouldn't they like to know a bit
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  about me first? Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, of course.
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  Well, what? Yeah.
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  So how did you get started in writing and just what is your
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  general background, Sir? I've always just been the best
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  writer in the world, like ever since I could remember, you
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  know, I was like, man, I just, anything I write is literally
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  better than anything I ever read.
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  See. What?
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  When did? When did you start writing?
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  Was it like in elementary school?
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  Middle high school? I'm not sure how early on, but
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  but there was a point at which I could hear the outside world,
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  you know, Like I knew my mom was there somewhere and everything
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  was really red and I just started writing.
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  So you so you had anger and you wrote to like relieve the anger
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  is what is what you're saying. No, no, I was like in the womb,
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  writing great novels. Amazing.
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  So the best you've ever read? Are you familiar with ripped
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  armrests? No, but, but it sounds like a,
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  it sounds like a philosophical. Yeah, it sounds like a
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  philosophy book. Yeah, So.
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  Yeah, philosophy, horror, detective novels, spy thrillers
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  and porn. Really.
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  Porn. Porn.
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  So like erotica then? Yeah, I have my new one coming
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  out that I'm working on. It's it's really popular.
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  It's called The Most Beautiful Girl in the Discord coming soon.
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  Really. So tell lady, tell me the post
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  of that one. Well, it's, you know, it's going
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  to be, it's based around the concept of like online romances
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  and how they're equally real to regular real romances.
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  And if you have a lot of online romances, that definitely makes
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  you not a virgin. So like a like a cute, like, you
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  know, boy meets girl on the Discord type of thing.
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  Is that what you're going for? Yeah, yeah, I I like talking a
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  lot about, like, how all women are a scam.
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  And so my book is going to illustrate the point by showing
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  a woman behaving perfectly normally and the main character
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  acts like a complete psychopath, stalks them, and then you're
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  supposed to sympathize with him. Really.
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  So there, that's my. Actually my favorite genre to
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  write in, Mr. Whitfield. So the this so the serial killer
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  like stalking with the genre? Yeah.
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  Torturing women, killing women, raping women.
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  These are the things that I like to write a lot about.
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  So. As you can see by my extensive
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  catalog. Yeah, which, you know, it's
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  funny because I, I tried to, I tried to scare say.
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  Some of those words, I'm so sorry.
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  I tried to search you on Amazon and I I couldn't find any of
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  them. Well, that's it.
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  Look, that's just because of my stalkers, you know?
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  What? What stalkers, Sir?
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  Well, there's just these weird people that like, you know, I
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  talked to a lot on the Internet for a long period of time.
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  And then what they do is the whole time they're not really my
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  friends and no one's my friend. Obviously everybody knows this,
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  you know this. But like they pretended to be.
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  And now, because I told them that they aren't good enough to
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  work with me, now all they do is spend all day looking at all of
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  my stuff and laughing at me and like, isn't that sad?
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  I mean. Like, what do I do?
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  I just tell people the truth. I have some other stuff about
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  myself that I could I could tell.
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  Like, I want to set the record straight.
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  First of all, people need to know that I invented PlayStation
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  Network. Yeah, I'm a big deal, you know.
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  Well, and. Then and then also, I've written
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  thousands of books that have sold billions of copies.
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  I know you can't find that information on Amazon, but you
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  got to open your mind to the fact that the stalkers make it
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  impossible for me to keep. So what happens is I release my
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  books, people buy like 1,000,000 copies and then I take them down
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  and unfortunately it's because of these stalkers.
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  But what happens is is then there's no record of that ever.
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  Happening but trust me bro. I mean, I mean, Mr. Max is
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  saying I, I'm an author myself. I, I don't think that's I, I
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  don't think that's how it works. I've had to take down books too,
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  to like do edits before I really release them.
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  But like there are still versatile records of the
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  purchase of like the books that have been taken down.
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  Well, but that's because you don't delete your author
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  profile. See, I do that because you
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  cannot be safe enough with stalkers.
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  What? OK, so why here is a question
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  like, why would you, why would you invest all this time like
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  writing books? Because, you know, you're an
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  author. It takes.
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  It takes. The best writer in the world.
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  Right, right. And being the best author in the
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  world, like you would obviously know that like writing takes a
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  lot of time and effort, right? So.
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  Oh, the most. So why then would you?
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  So why would you go to all the trouble of like, writing all
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  these books just to like, delete your entire author page?
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  The stalkers. How productive.
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  They, they say things that are really hurtful, like that my
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  stuff isn't particularly good. And I mean, that's a personal
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  attack. See, I try to keep out of that
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  kind of thing. I don't like drama, right?
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  But then they come and they say things they, they do, they
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  cross, they break all the rules. And then they say things like
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  your book isn't very good and you can tell, right?
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  Like that's the kind of thing that you can't have people
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  saying that about you. It's bad for your brand image.
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  I mean, I've had, I've had people say that about me like I,
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  I had this one guy. So you hired private
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  investigators, haunted them down, doxed them, and swatted
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  their families, right? What No, I I've, I just, I just
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  wrote. I just wrote like another book
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  and like kept on trucking. Well, I wrote a lot of books,
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  but they keep saying it. You have to stop them like they
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  crossed the line. And So what you have to do is
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  you have to slander them, you have to threaten them, you have
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  to bully them, and you have to literally break laws because
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  you're such a butt mad little baby.
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  This is how you deal with stalkers, Mr. Whitfield.
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  Have you, have you ever considered like, you know, like
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  which other authors in the author community do you, do you
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  know, have you reached out to any of them?
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  Like maybe they could. Wolf, I mostly just keep to
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  myself because everybody is a Judas and a betrayer and they're
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  they're in fact you. You want to get a little rusty
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  with me and I'm talking about crossing lines and here you go.
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  You even platform one of these people, the so-called Doctor
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  Craig, who is clearly Jewish. I don't know what he's trying to
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  hide. He's on your show every week,
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  Mr. Whitfield. I mean, I I don't watch.
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  I don't have time to watch, but I know that that's true.
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  So people in glass wheelchairs might want to consider.
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  What? Well, hey, Doctor.
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  Doctor Craig Mansfield, Phil, PhD, is a is a good friend of
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  the show. You know, like he.
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  He's an author, too. But are you a real doctor?
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  I mean, I mean, I mean he does have a PHDI.
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  I'm pretty sure that's I'm OK. But is he really Jewish?
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  See, these are the questions you got to ask.
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  He needs to come clean now and tell everybody that he's not a
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  Jewish doctor because he's not a doctor and he's not Jewish.
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  This is fraud. I'm calling him out.
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  I'm just telling the truth, Sam. I'm just speaking from the hip
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  now. Well, you know, I mean, I guess
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  Craig will have to come on the show at some point and like,
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  answering for these, you know, accusations, I'm sure.
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  And yeah, and until then, everybody needs to keep asking
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  is he a doctor and is he Jewish? The world needs to know.
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  I'm just pointing it out. You see, I got, I, I stream on
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  the Internet sometimes to like 3 people.
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  I'm I'm kind of a big deal. But to three people like.
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  Yeah, yeah. At the same time.
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  Can you believe that? I mean.
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  And they make comments occasionally.
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  I mean. One time it was a girl.
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  Oh, OK. We, we haven't even really
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  gotten through my accomplishments yet.
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  You're just trying to, you know, speed through the show.
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  You don't even want to talk to the guests.
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  Maybe they want to hear what the guest has to say.
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  Maybe I bring the value to the show.
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  But no, no, he's such an important host.
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  You can't even help me out here. I'm going to tell the people
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  about myself here. Of course, go ahead.
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  Invented PlayStation Network. I already said that.
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  You already knew that. Everybody knows that.
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  So wait, wait, wait. Thousands of books sold billions
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  of copies. We got through that.
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  Binders of women. What binders of women?
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  Binders of women. I don't need to elaborate.
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  Everybody knows. Everybody knows what I mean.
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  I am nice to a lot of women. OK.
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  Can you like? Also a woman expert.
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  I'm also an expert woman. Wait, so you're saying you're
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  trans? I am a six time heavyweight
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  champion. I have a heavyweight champion of
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  what? A heavyweight champion.
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  My mom killed herself while cleaning the bathroom.
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  She is what happened is she mixed bleach and ammonia and
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  like, I don't know, they found her.
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  Like, I found her and I was like, mom, why are you blue?
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  And she's like, girl. And she pointed.
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  Mr. Whitfield, she pointed to this piece of paper and let me
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  see if I got it. I always keep it around.
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  It's my mom's final note for me, you know?
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  But I could never read it. Sir, you know this this.
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  Here we go. Here we go.
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  I found it. So this is she had, she's
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  choking and she died. And she pointed to this piece of
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  paper and I've kept it. You can tell I've had it a long
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  time, right? But like, I can't fucking read
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  it. It's barely legible.
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  Yeah, I can't, I can't see what it says.
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  I don't know. My ma had some problems.
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  She wrote in like weird hieroglyphs.
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  So I can't really read it, but it's nice that I have it and I
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  kept it all this time. And the other thing you got to
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  know about me is this is really important and it's part of why
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  I'm I'm here. And what I'm here to do is, much
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  like my fellow like victim Will Stansel, I too have been raped
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  by the Internet. This is a terrible problem
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  that's happening and I'm here to put a stop to people getting
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  raped by the Internet. How do you OK?
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  Like how do you intend to to do that?
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  We got rid of the stalkers because obviously they're the
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  ones doing all the raping on the Internet.
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  Like Can you imagine a man would make fun of you on the Internet?
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  I mean. That's rape.
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  I mean no, I mean. Consent to that.
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  I mean, I mean. You wouldn't consent to that if
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  somebody did it to you, because nobody makes fun of me.
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  I'm the best writer in the world.
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  I mean that. I mean, that's still not the
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  same thing as rape though, Sir. What do you mean I didn't
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  consent? They said mean things.
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  It hurt my feelings. My feelings were hurt.
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  That's all that matters. Well I mean there is an old
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  saying that like you could you could grow thicker skin.
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  Thick skin, huh? Oh, we're going to just.
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  We're just, you're calling me fat now?
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  Just because I have to lose 100 lbs by August doesn't make me
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  fat. You know what?
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  I don't even think you're crippled.
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  But hold on, I'm going to tell you it's important for all the
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  people to know all the things that I'm an expert in so that I
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  get the respect that I deserve. And I made a little list of it.
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  OK, we're going to go through. I am an expert on Black people.
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  I'm an expert on Latino culture. I'm an expert on women.
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  I'm an expert on men. I'm an expert on writing.
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  I'm an expert on video games. I'm an expert on music.
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  I'm an expert on relationship advice.
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  I'm an expert on social media brand management.
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  I'm an expert on network infrastructure and AI, obviously
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  because I invented PlayStation Network.
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  I'm expert on what's so terrible.
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  I'm an expert in giving legal and financial advice.
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  I'm an expert in scams. I'm an expert in politics.
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  I'm an expert in looks maxing. I'm an expert in having black
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  friends. I'm an expert in love making.
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  I'm an expert in home caregiving, especially of a
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  parent. I'm an expert in veterinary.
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  I'm an expert in domestic abuse and surviving it.
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  I'm an expert in dark, suicidal black metal.
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  I'm an expert in Israel. I'm an expert in Palestine.
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  I'm an expert in professional wrestling, fighting, I'm an
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  expert in fighting and I'm an expert on goth girls.
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  Any questions? Well, OK, I I do have, I do have
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  a lot of, I do have a lot of questions.
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  Good. So that's what kind of you gotta
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  keep it going entertaining. Yeah, so you wouldn't.
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  Want dead air? So, right.
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  So Sir. So Sir, you, you claim to like,
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  you say you invented a PlayStation Network, right?
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  Yeah, why? So hey, why is it like, why is
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  it like 30 bucks a month now? And why does it suck?
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  Well, my stalkers got me fired. See, you liked it when I
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  invented it. Yeah, exactly.
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  But then my stalkers said that. They said that I said mean
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  things on the Internet, and then they accused me of going to some
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  place. And so I wasn't there.
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  But like, you know, some stuff happened and then I deleted all
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  of my Internet history a couple times.
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  And I also like the people are going to say that the books that
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  I deleted, I didn't actually write them and that somebody
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  else wrote them. But that guy, he was just a beta
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  reader. That's a cold faced lie.
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  OK. Like so did you like, did you
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  work for Sony though or like? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  I, I worked for Sony and they were like, yo, we need a
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  network. And I was like, what if we
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  called it PlayStation Network? And they were like, this guy's a
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  fucking genius. And then somebody said, yeah,
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  but I'm going to lie about him on the Internet, and I got
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  fired. And then they took all the
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  credit away. I don't think that's how I
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  corporate. I don't think that's how Sony
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  works. I'm telling you that's what
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  happened. Are you calling me a liar?
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  I'm not, I'm not saying that, I'm just saying it's highly I.
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  Don't even think you're in a wheelchair right now.
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  I, you know what I you say. You heard I didn't work for
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  Sony. I heard from a reliable source
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  that you're not even crippled. Really.
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  Like where? Where did you hear that from?
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  I heard it from somebody. We all heard it.
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  People heard it, people talk, Sam, and you should address all
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  those concerns right now because I'm making them and I'm.
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  Really mad about it. Well, I mean look I have like
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  posted I have posted a photo of me and like there are photos me
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  in my wheelchair and and public. I am vindicated, chat.
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  I'm validated. Everybody knew I was right.
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  This man is a phony. But.
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  How many books have you published?
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  I've. Published trillions.
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  Of them. 7 and in fact, like I'm actually coming out with
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  American Inferno 2 weeks from now, which you can purchase
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  probably. Not coming out then, huh?
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  On Amazon, yeah, yeah, that's. Probably fake in your hands.
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  There's no words in that book in your hand.
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  You're just faking it. I don't know.
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  I don't know, absurd. There are a lot of, you know.
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  It says booty 7000 pages of it. I mean.
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  Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty booty.
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  I mean, I I do like I do. Like out my new book coming soon
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  Booty. Well, well, where?
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  Well, where can people buy it? Well, where can people buy it?
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  You'll know when it comes out. I got to stay ahead of the
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  stalkers, all right? You'll know when it comes out.
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  You buy it. I'm going to tell everybody how
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  many of you bought it, and then I'm going to delete it so that
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  they don't know how many people bought it because they're
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  stalkers. I mean, Sir, that that just
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  sounds so like counterproductive though.
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  That's what you got to do when you got stalkers.
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  Look, they ruined my life. They call me names.
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  The Internet rapes me. They said I have no game.
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  They said I have no girls. I have all the girls.
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  I told you binders of women. So you're so you're Mitt Romney
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  then? Oh my God, you.
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  Call me a plagiarist, How dare you.
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  No, no. Because I stole everything I
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  ever wrote doesn't make me a plagiarist, OK?
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  That's I'm sure. I'm pretty sure that I didn't
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  say you stole everything. You said that you stole
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  everything. And I'm no.
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  You said it. I'm pretty sure that like
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  that's. Plagiarizing me.
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  Now I'm just repeating what you what you said, you know, like.
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  This guy has a lot of audacity. He's a fake cripple.
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  You know. Authorizes my accusations
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  against the world against me. Let me let me check.
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  Let me check. I think you might be a stalker.
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  Well, are you? Are you my jilted ex now?
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  Is that what's going to happen? And you're going to tell
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  everybody my the time I pooped in the corner a little bit when
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  I when I farted and then everybody's going to laugh at
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  me. Are you going to stop me now
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  too? Sir, I, Sir, I've only just met.
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  I've only just met you today. Like there's no way I there's
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  why. Why would I stalk?
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  How long it takes to turn someone in a stalker.
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  I mean, I mean, you seem to know like a lot about that, about
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  that subject. Stalkers.
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  Yeah, I am an expert on. I've been stalked my whole life.
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  They're everywhere all the time. You don't know what it's like.
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  See, you just want to talk. You got to talk show.
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  So you think you can talk all the time and people are going to
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  listen to you? I mean to me, Sam.
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  I mean that that is kind of the goal of the that is kind the
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  goal of a of a talk shows for the host to talk and then, you
• 24:10
  know, for the guest to talk right.
• 24:14
  But like. Yeah, exactly.
• 24:17
  Right. So you know.
• 24:19
  So what's your game then? What are you?
• 24:21
  What are you? What are you trying to do here,
• 24:23
  huh? You trying to ruin me again,
• 24:25
  like everybody does every time. I won't be ruined.
• 24:30
  This doesn't bother me. I'm not upset at all.
• 24:35
  Sir. Why Sir?
• 24:36
  Why are there tears in your in your eyes?
• 24:39
  Why are there tears in your eyes?
• 24:42
  I'm not crying. You're crying.
• 24:44
  I'm not upset. You're upset.
• 24:46
  See how mad you are? Look at you.
• 24:47
  You're so fucking mad. I mean, I, I mean, I'm pretty
• 24:51
  amused by all of us, like. Yeah, you pretended, but look
• 24:55
  how mad you are. Everybody can see.
• 24:57
  We all saw how mad you are. No, everybody knows you're mad.
• 25:00
  And I'm over here just laughing at you.
• 25:02
  Everybody can see that. OK, Sir.
• 25:08
  Well, you know what? Whatever makes you feel better,
• 25:11
  you know? It does.
• 25:14
  I'm great, that's why. See, and I know I'm better than
• 25:18
  everybody because I do stuff and then people think it's great and
• 25:24
  they tell me and don't go looking for what they say
• 25:27
  because I delete it for the stalkers.
• 25:31
  So then how do we know that anything you says that you say
• 25:35
  is even true if you keep deleting like everybody?
• 25:38
  Heard what they said back in the day.
• 25:43
  I mean this is my first time like interacting with you
• 25:46
  though. So Discord back in the day,
• 25:48
  everybody saw that. Well, you and I must been like
• 25:54
  in different discords then Sir, because I don't remember like.
• 25:57
  No, no, you knew X 357-912-8883. Obviously you're best friends
• 26:07
  with them. Reposted each other on Twitter
• 26:13
  one time. It was a meme and you re.
• 26:17
  You reposted the meme and you said this is funny.
• 26:21
  Clearly this is your best friend and he is my stalker.
• 26:26
  What you mean? Oh, you mean that Max Sand guy?
• 26:30
  No, no, don't. We're not allowed to talk about
• 26:33
  him. He's a stalker.
• 26:35
  I will leave the show right now and you better pay me that 10K.
• 26:41
  I mean him again. It's going to be 20.
• 26:44
  I mean no, I mean, look, nobody said anything else to.
• 26:47
  Address this right now and get in front of it.
• 26:49
  OK? I will absolutely never ever do
• 26:52
  a Three Stooges bit with him and you.
• 26:54
  That is the stupidest request ever.
• 26:56
  Something only a stalker would say.
• 26:59
  How bad can you violate me with such a request?
• 27:03
  This is why I got raped. He told me I needed to do comedy
• 27:07
  just because I'm a comedian. What, Sir?
• 27:12
  What? What it You seem now like an odd
• 27:15
  fascination with ripe. I don't understand.
• 27:17
  Like what? The Internet rapes me every
• 27:19
  fucking day. Sir, have you, have you ever
• 27:24
  considered like going to see a therapist?
• 27:26
  I think it might I. Did I did, and I'll tell you
• 27:29
  what happened is that she said that maybe I'm not the best
• 27:32
  writer in the world and I dropped that bitch.
• 27:34
  That's what you got to do. If they don't support you, you
• 27:36
  got to tell them fuck off. If people don't feed into your
• 27:39
  delusions immediately, that means they hate you and they're
• 27:41
  plotting against you. Obviously get with it, you're
• 27:46
  better than this. Well, clearly, like, I mean, I
• 27:53
  think if someone's trying to give you help like, maybe you
• 27:57
  should also call it help. They call it help, but you know
• 27:59
  what it is this They get me on those pills and the pills make
• 28:02
  me start believing the stalkers and thinking maybe I'm not the
• 28:07
  best at everything in the whole world.
• 28:09
  And obviously that's a psyop by the Jews.
• 28:13
  Wow, Sir. Like Craig.
• 28:17
  Especially Craig. That's what I mean when I say
• 28:22
  that I don't actually mean all the Jews in the world.
• 28:25
  It's just I really am mad at Doctor Craig.
• 28:31
  So, so you, so you do it. He's a, he's a, he's a doctor.
• 28:36
  I can't believe people listen to his podcast.
• 28:38
  Don't you know he's Jewish? I mean look, the Fake Untime
• 28:44
  podcast is awesome and everyone I know.
• 28:48
  I know, and it's better than anything I can produce.
• 28:50
  And that's why I hate him. You too.
• 28:54
  You and your damn show where you interview famous authors like I
• 28:58
  try to be. I mean, I am.
• 29:00
  I am. I'm better than all.
• 29:01
  I sell more than all of them, obviously.
• 29:05
  Really so like you? So you sold more copies than
• 29:09
  Eric Bishops the Body Man series?
• 29:12
  I once talked to Andy Warski. Sam, I'm a big.
• 29:17
  Deal. Well, I once did you.
• 29:19
  Know I invented Gamergate. Literally invented it.
• 29:23
  Really you? You invented.
• 29:26
  On Discord back in the day, you know, everybody knows.
• 29:30
  You all saw it on Discord. Well, I mean just.
• 29:34
  Because I delete my Discord every five months.
• 29:37
  You saw it, you were there. Everybody saw it, I mean.
• 29:42
  So do you have like a relationship with Mr. Medicare
• 29:44
  or anything like like like that? I don't RIP off Mr. Medicare
• 29:48
  with my streams. Why would you say that?
• 29:51
  No, I'm I'm not saying you ripped him off an.
• 29:53
  Accusation. Is this just because I literally
• 29:57
  put him on as a guest? It's because he really was a
• 29:59
  guest. I know people said I just took
• 30:01
  his video and I did a little intro and then a little outro,
• 30:05
  but no, Jim actually physically came to my house and recorded
• 30:10
  that video with me. I mean, you don't believe it.
• 30:12
  It's because you weren't on Discord back in the day.
• 30:14
  You don't know. I mean, I doubt that you're.
• 30:16
  New You're new to the Internet? What do you know?
• 30:19
  I mean, Sir, I've been, I've been online since like 2000 AI
• 30:25
  like. That Yeah, this is it, yeah.
• 30:27
  Sam Whitfield admitting it. Like, live right here for
• 30:30
  everybody. That he's my stalker.
• 30:32
  I can't fucking believe this. I.
• 30:34
  Mean Sir, I've I only. My family alone.
• 30:37
  I know that you called my Aunt Rhonda, and I know that you told
• 30:41
  her that I stuck my Willy in a light socket.
• 30:45
  And you should have done that just because it's true.
• 30:48
  My Aunt Rhonda didn't need to know that.
• 30:49
  Sam. Why do you stalk me like this?
• 30:52
  Sam, you want you want a pound of flesh, too?
• 30:56
  I'm so mad. I'm going to ruin my studio
• 30:58
  right now. Can't fucking believe this.
• 31:06
  Sorry. I'm sorry.
• 31:07
  Oh, no, no, that's bad. For I'm not spurging out.
• 31:09
  You're spurging out. OK, I'm.
• 31:12
  Working out Sam. But why?
• 31:14
  Are you working out? Look at this guy's working out
• 31:18
  over here. You know, on that, on that, no,
• 31:21
  ladies in general, I think it may be time for us to take a a
• 31:26
  quick break and oh. This has been.
• 31:31
  Anyway, yeah, we're, we're on mute now.
• 31:37
  Yeah. I mean, our our guest is my God,
• 31:40
  folks, I am. I am sorry.
• 31:43
  Our guest is just freaking out right now.
• 31:47
  I don't know, Roy, what to say it.
• 31:52
  It's unfortunate, but we'll be back and yeah, let's see.
• 32:16
  So, yeah, any who. Oh, Max.
• 32:26
  I think Max is here now, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:33
  Max, Max, we had, we had, we had, we had a bizarre, we had a
• 32:38
  bizarre guest. I'm not sure.
• 32:40
  By the way, I welcome everyone Max Sanda to the show.
• 32:45
  We had a really bizarre guest on before you came on.
• 32:49
  Yeah. Well, yeah, I I said we got a
• 32:52
  book. That guy, he's the best author
• 32:55
  in the world. That's what he said.
• 32:57
  Well, you know. And I was like, I know Sam be
• 33:00
  writing so like literally he's so fire with his writing.
• 33:04
  Is Sam that his new book is called American Inferno.
• 33:07
  We got that. Did he promo anything?
• 33:11
  Well, he, well, he promoed, he promoted some, like erotic
• 33:16
  fiction. He said that like he's Max.
• 33:19
  He said that the Internet was writing him.
• 33:22
  Yeah. Yeah, he keeps saying that.
• 33:24
  He says that everybody's stalking him.
• 33:27
  You were. You were, I said in the e-mail.
• 33:30
  Sam, you got to be really careful with this guy.
• 33:32
  He's kind of crazy. Well, that that was that was
• 33:36
  another. That was an understatement.
• 33:40
  Well. At least it'll be good content
• 33:42
  when it did he spurg out. Yeah, he spur.
• 33:46
  He spurged out big time. That must be embarrassing to do
• 33:51
  that. Yeah, I mean, look, I've, I've
• 33:55
  had, I've had a few people do that on the show.
• 34:01
  I mean, you know. Happens.
• 34:06
  Yeah. Remember that one guy spurged
• 34:08
  out and he spurged out about me. I I was what was his name?
• 34:12
  Dina Dinah, Tina, Gina. Anyway, that guy that spurged
• 34:15
  out about me and then you like messaged me and then I've been
• 34:19
  Co hosting the live show. But this Sam, this is history
• 34:22
  right now. This is the first time I've done
• 34:24
  the Monday interview show. So you got to ask me some
• 34:27
  questions, man. Yeah.
• 34:29
  I love it. Thank you.
• 34:31
  No, happy to have you on in All in all seriousness, I I do want
• 34:37
  to start off by asking you like it's been like close three
• 34:43
  years. Like, how do you think the show
• 34:47
  has like, I mean, hey, I mean, I I still can't believe that we're
• 34:53
  back on YouTube, honestly, like. That alone is crazy, but I think
• 34:57
  the biggest change is Ben, you weren't even considering writing
• 35:00
  as a anything other than, well, you did your freelancing and you
• 35:04
  wrote your articles here and there, but you weren't like
• 35:07
  publishing anything. Now we're about to launch an
• 35:12
  probably the biggest book of your career so far, and I've
• 35:17
  been working heavily on some some music inspired by it to
• 35:20
  help with the promotion. Which I which is which I really
• 35:24
  appreciate. Creatively working with you has
• 35:27
  been great because we just get each other on that level.
• 35:31
  Yeah. And yeah, I mean.
• 35:36
  I think my my fan fiction. I am a fan fiction author.
• 35:40
  That's true. Yes.
• 35:42
  I'm the least impressive author that has ever graced this
• 35:46
  program, but I did write a funny one time.
• 35:50
  Yeah, you did you, You did write a funny, which I would like to.
• 35:57
  I would like to play for the audience.
• 36:05
  Yeah, yeah. In case the viewing or listening
• 36:08
  audience doesn't know, you know, we have, we have done comedy
• 36:14
  bits like this before, but this is one of our favorites.
• 36:19
  Or Always One Mind. But he inspired me, Sam.
• 36:24
  I wrote something. Oh.
• 36:27
  I wrote a novella chapter. Well I wrote 1 chapter, you know
• 36:32
  I didn't put. That much over into it.
• 36:34
  And I'm, I'm, I'm willing to, to share some of this with the
• 36:37
  audience. It's called Fox.
• 36:40
  But like, but like, foe, you know, like FAUX in the Hen
• 36:46
  House, a novella by Max Sand. You ready for this, Sam?
• 36:51
  Yeah. He sat in front of his computer,
• 36:55
  writing as he liked to do. It was never very good, but that
• 36:59
  never stopped him. After finishing a particularly
• 37:02
  bad chapter, he sat back in his chair with ripped armrests
• 37:05
  inside. Loudly.
• 37:07
  This one will be the one, I just know it, Jimmy said.
• 37:11
  Jimmy Fox, by the way, not as certain as the words might
• 37:16
  indicate. Ever since Evan quit editing his
• 37:19
  books, he hadn't sold a single one.
• 37:22
  To be fair, when Evan was around, he only sold a few and
• 37:25
  this was clearly not going to be a career path for Jimmy.
• 37:28
  But what was? At this point, he hadn't had a
• 37:30
  job in eight years. In fact, they've been roughly 8
• 37:33
  1/2 years since he lost a job at a big computer company and his
• 37:38
  brother's couch isn't really comfortable, much less when he
• 37:43
  gets the daily. When are you getting a?
• 37:44
  Job and move it out. Jimmy's speech.
• 37:46
  His brother is so so. Fond of giving.
• 37:49
  They just don't understand, he thought.
• 37:51
  He's an author and sooner or later someone will buy his
• 37:55
  books. He just needs to push the
• 37:57
  problems of life off and build his online presence.
• 38:03
  Said presence had been underwhelming lately, to say the
• 38:07
  least. You see, all Johnny's friends
• 38:09
  conspired to turn on him at exactly the same time, and in
• 38:13
  fact had been faking being his friends online for years.
• 38:18
  Outside of the Internet, he has no friends, so this was a big
• 38:21
  deal to Jimmy. Ever since they caught him
• 38:23
  stealing gameplay footage while live streaming.
• 38:25
  They'd all work together to screw him over.
• 38:28
  And only that fateful night of his terrible live stream when
• 38:32
  everybody laughed at him, did he realize the truth far too late.
• 38:37
  Jimmy sat in horror as he realized they were all mocking
• 38:40
  him, laughing at him. He could feel the laughter in
• 38:44
  the deepest. Part of his heart.
• 38:46
  Reverberating to and fro and cackles and giggles.
• 38:50
  A knife would have been more merciful, but they didn't want
• 38:53
  mercy on poor Jimmy. No, they sought torture and
• 38:56
  picked the most sick and twisted weapon of all, mockery.
• 39:02
  They claimed he was a low cow, and he knew what that meant now.
• 39:06
  And no, he could never be that. He was not a loser who lied,
• 39:11
  told big fish stories and got angry and made a fool of
• 39:14
  himself. He was a nice guy, a sensitive
• 39:16
  artist and an author. God damn it.
• 39:20
  Drifting out of his Daydream, Jimmy stared at the page again,
• 39:23
  rereading his work. Yeah, this one will be great.
• 39:26
  When the computer made that sharp digging sound he set
• 39:30
  whenever he gets mentioned online.
• 39:32
  Oh no, not again. This thing was specific, it
• 39:38
  could only mean one thing, and that sound hung low in Jimmy's
• 39:42
  gut for a moment, wriggling around into the pit before
• 39:46
  settling into his balls in an uncomfortable but not entirely
• 39:50
  painful ball of anxiety. It's fucking him again.
• 39:54
  Jimmy exclaimed, forgetting his brother was right there.
• 39:57
  James, shut the fuck up. His brother Jaylor replied.
• 40:00
  I worked all day to feed your fat ass and you can't even have
• 40:03
  the decent to be quiet? Are you off your meds again?
• 40:06
  I told you I won't take them, they're part of the conspiracy.
• 40:09
  And anyway, it's my stalker fan again.
• 40:11
  He made another video about me. You mean the guy who points out
• 40:15
  you're a fat loser who should spend less time online and more
• 40:18
  time trying to get a fucking job and get.
• 40:20
  Out of my. House.
• 40:21
  The brother spat the words out with pure venom.
• 40:24
  No, I mean the stalker who's accepted using my fame for
• 40:28
  clicks and AD revenue. Now leave me alone.
• 40:32
  Jimmy was meeker now, pushed too far.
• 40:35
  OK Jimbo, whatever you say, just send me the link to his new
• 40:38
  video. He's right about you and it's
• 40:39
  always funny. The hateful brother said these
• 40:41
  words with that same smug tone the stalker used.
• 40:45
  Fuck you he is not. I'm a famous author, God damn
• 40:49
  it. Jimmy yelled furiously and then
• 40:51
  sobbed. He clicked the pop.
• 40:54
  Up and there it was. Jimmy Fox exposed 10 new lies
• 40:58
  from the Fox man read the title I mean, held it for a few
• 41:03
  seconds and then. Exhaled.
• 41:05
  Deeply and click play. His one last loyal fan told him
• 41:09
  not to even watch, but this one had 50 views and comments.
• 41:15
  The first thing he did is pause and look at the comments and
• 41:19
  that dread ball and his nuts flared right back up and spread
• 41:22
  into his chest. Why does Jimmy lie so much?
• 41:26
  He's so weird. That one was from Solar Angel.
• 41:29
  He's Solar Angel, but she used to watch his streams and he was
• 41:34
  going to make her his girlfriend.
• 41:36
  This monster stole his Angel and poisoned her mind too.
• 41:39
  This has gone too far. What could he do?
• 41:43
  Tears formed as he clicked the button to unpause a video, and
• 41:47
  there he was, the stalker. In the corner was his face Cam
• 41:52
  with weird flags and a shirt reading online.
• 41:55
  Asshole. Tacked up to the wall in the
• 41:59
  middle is a. Picture of.
• 42:01
  Wait. Wait, is that my new book?
• 42:04
  Jimmy said. I I forgot how much I died.
• 42:08
  On the stream laughing. That's what made it from like a
• 42:12
  little. Bit that I did into like I have
• 42:14
  to clip this because Sam's like belly laugh over it makes the
• 42:19
  whole thing yeah yeah yeah and. Yeah, because.
• 42:22
  Well, because I believe at the time that we did this stream
• 42:25
  that you, that you still had the Internet asshole.
• 42:31
  Yeah. Attacked up on the wall, Yeah.
• 42:33
  Yeah, it's, it's around somewhere.
• 42:36
  I still have the shirt which they took the website down
• 42:41
  though. Well that was why I kind of gave
• 42:43
  up on the Internet. Scumbag thing, but it's very
• 42:46
  funny online asshole. I I like.
• 42:49
  I like made a generic version of my own stupid thing.
• 42:53
  Yeah, which for the people I art.
• 42:55
  Yeah, which for the? People who don't.
• 42:57
  You know, know, I suppose we should fill fill them in.
• 43:01
  That has been called an in a scumbag by like a couple people.
• 43:08
  That's I guess. That's really.
• 43:09
  My art form, you know, I'm not a writer.
• 43:13
  I don't I wouldn't say I'm a YouTube or a director or an
• 43:17
  editor. I.
• 43:20
  Don't know, I'm an Internet scumbag.
• 43:21
  Dave said it first, to be fair. Well, I mean, Dave, like like I
• 43:27
  go. Online and look at people's
• 43:29
  videos. And point things out in the
• 43:32
  background, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, Dave.
• 43:35
  Dave said that I had that on a sound board for a while, but
• 43:38
  don't have it handy right at the moment, Yeah.
• 43:43
  And you know you can. Finish up the video and then we
• 43:46
  can talk about my art form. It's not one you've discussed on
• 43:48
  the show very often, but it's one that you do with me.
• 43:51
  So it's very interesting. I think they.
• 43:55
  Got a taste reading on a stupid? Mocking voice and stopping to
• 43:59
  make jokes. Wow, this is some terrible
• 44:01
  writing. The stalker kept reading in that
• 44:03
  smug voice, the arrogance of this man.
• 44:06
  He didn't understand how hard writing was.
• 44:09
  And the best part, ladies and gentlemen, is here on the back
• 44:12
  cover. He flipped open the book to
• 44:15
  about the author section. Jimmy had signed all his books,
• 44:18
  John Faulkner a pen name he made-up and used a photo he
• 44:22
  liked. Yes the photo was old and he
• 44:25
  used a filter or two and maybe some AI but it was him.
• 44:29
  What? What?
• 44:30
  Are you really going to say about this?
• 44:31
  Jimmy. Realized he was holding his
• 44:33
  breath and quickly exhaled and inhaled again, only to hold it
• 44:36
  once more. He says he lives in London.
• 44:39
  Says it on. His website too.
• 44:41
  But here in this message, the man clicks a few keys and the
• 44:44
  main screen changes to a direct message 1 he sent to his former
• 44:48
  editor, Evan. Oh God, no Where, he says.
• 44:53
  I will have you know I contacted a lawyer right here in South
• 44:56
  Carolina and retained another one in LA I will sue you and
• 45:00
  your brother for. Everything you cock.
• 45:01
  Suckers have. Unless he deletes these videos
• 45:04
  now. Well, Jimmy, I can call you
• 45:06
  Jimmy, right? I know you signed books as
• 45:08
  Johnny, but your name is Jimmy Fox.
• 45:11
  Anyhow, Jimmy, it's interesting how you claim to live in one
• 45:14
  place and then say you're in another.
• 45:16
  And how do you and how you claim to be destructed and then or
• 45:20
  destitute. I'm sorry, destitute and then
• 45:23
  claim to be rich and famous. It's almost like the man paused
• 45:27
  with a hideous grin, laughed a little and continued.
• 45:30
  It's almost like you lie about basically every word that comes
• 45:33
  out of your mouth. No, Jimmy, I don't think I will
• 45:35
  delete anything, and in fact, we will be making more content
• 45:39
  about you, your books, and your lies going forward.
• 45:42
  It's so much fun and you're such a good sport about it.
• 45:45
  Until next time, Jimmy, have a fine evening.
• 45:48
  It was at this moment Jimmy knew what he had to do, not just what
• 45:53
  he wanted. To do.
• 45:54
  But what he had to do, it was right then and there he knew he
• 45:58
  had to kill this man. I'm going to kill Max Sand.
• 46:02
  He yelled. Didn't I tell you to shut the
• 46:05
  fuck up James? Jesus Christ, waking me up again
• 46:07
  and you'll be sleeping in a fucking dumpster.
• 46:09
  His brother said, rolling over and back to sleep.
• 46:13
  Jimmy stayed quiet for the rest of the.
• 46:15
  Night. He didn't sleep, however, he
• 46:17
  plotted. He rode his plan in great
• 46:20
  detail. Max would understand.
• 46:23
  He was going to make him understand scene and there and
• 46:30
  there you have it. Yeah.
• 46:33
  Yeah, so I guess my art form is like, I guess it's adjacent to.
• 46:40
  Like if I'm going to be real. Like, and I feel like this is
• 46:43
  the proper show for me to talk about this kind of thing and
• 46:45
  people don't understand. Obviously cringe coffee house,
• 46:50
  which is like my original brand I've been going with a long time
• 46:53
  now, started as the idea of I was doing a morning show on
• 46:57
  stream dot me and I used to just jump in open panels that other
• 47:02
  people had, like talking about politics or just discussing
• 47:08
  things. But this idea was like, what if
• 47:10
  I made what I wanted to do, which was look at strange art
• 47:17
  because I like outsider art. I always have.
• 47:19
  It's a passion of mine. I like, you know, music genres
• 47:22
  and things that people don't normally like.
• 47:24
  I've met, as we talk about on the show every week, I've met so
• 47:28
  many artists with unique perspectives and I really value
• 47:33
  that and the kind of authenticity it often brings.
• 47:37
  And So what originally cringing over coffee the first like
• 47:40
  episodes were you? You probably don't even know
• 47:43
  this because I can't find them anymore.
• 47:45
  And I would love to do it again for that reason and maybe have
• 47:48
  you on was. We watched psychiatric interview
• 47:52
  videos from the 1950s, And I would just stop and comment on
• 47:57
  it with a guy called Iron Man. Shmuley used to be there, Rick,
• 48:01
  shout out Rick Turpin. And we would, you know, whoever
• 48:05
  was there that morning and we would watch like, what they
• 48:08
  would call a catatonic schizophrenic being interviewed
• 48:11
  by a literal psychologist. These are like a real video and
• 48:16
  just asking them questions. And you notice immediately how
• 48:20
  different it is from how we treat mental health now.
• 48:22
  And my argument in those initial episodes was literally like, it
• 48:26
  was better. Yeah, well.
• 48:29
  We'd actually talked a lot about mental health on the Wednesday
• 48:32
  show and we've talked about ultimate with guests who have
• 48:36
  worked on the field, you know, on recurring subject now, the
• 48:40
  mental health. Crisis, right?
• 48:42
  Yeah, Yeah. Unfortunately, it seems to be
• 48:46
  one that we talked like every few months now and I have to
• 48:52
  like suddenly cross. Myself every fucking time and
• 48:55
  pray for victims and of course there.
• 48:57
  Was a horrible. Tragedy down here in Pawtucket
• 49:00
  this week, which we talked about that that was I think very
• 49:04
  related to mental health and that's sort of what my show was
• 49:09
  about is if these people are out there doing these kind of over
• 49:14
  the top things right on their YouTube channels and things.
• 49:18
  The only thing I, as just dad on the Internet who knows how to
• 49:22
  use OBS, could possibly do was to look at it and I decided
• 49:27
  cringe. Coffee house.
• 49:29
  It's more of an art house. It's more of an art exhibition.
• 49:34
  And I really do in my head picture it as a 50s beatnik.
• 49:38
  Our house at that. Yeah, we're all snapping.
• 49:42
  At Dice Golden. On the screen, Dice Golden, one
• 49:45
  of the recurring subjects of the show.
• 49:47
  Because I'm going to assume people watching the Monday show
• 49:50
  might not know anything about my art.
• 49:52
  And I can explain it in a way because I'll tell you what, if
• 49:56
  you hear what I'm saying now and you're like, OK, you look at art
• 49:58
  made by crazy people. I don't think it's bad.
• 50:02
  And that that's what a lot of people are confused by.
• 50:05
  I think it's good most of the time.
• 50:07
  Well, I wanted to kind of ask you about.
• 50:09
  About that. So we've had we've had stand up
• 50:13
  comedians too on this show, or at least you know, people who
• 50:17
  were stand up comedians. Like we had James Dawson at the
• 50:22
  end of that was that was the year who conversation too.
• 50:25
  Yeah, I like that one. Yeah.
• 50:26
  He did. He did stand.
• 50:28
  Up and now he's now he's writing throw authors, which you know
• 50:33
  like a lot a lot of great drama actors often like start out as
• 50:37
  comedians too ironically, which I well and the other thing is
• 50:41
  like a. Thriller can be helped by
• 50:44
  somebody who knows how to provide a bit of levity, right?
• 50:47
  Right. But.
• 50:49
  So one thing I've wanted at one question I've gotten a lot
• 50:51
  actually is and noted. Like this is by some.
• 50:57
  Usually by older people who don't necessarily understand the
• 50:59
  Internet, but like what exactly was when it.
• 51:04
  Or I I. Guess this is kind of two-part I
• 51:07
  guess. When was the transition and what
• 51:10
  was the transition between like stand up comedy and then
• 51:13
  Internet comedy type of stuff like Sam Hyde and whatnot?
• 51:18
  Because a lot of people who are familiar with stand up, like
• 51:21
  they don't understand the humor of like, I think Sam Hyde is
• 51:25
  actually the dividing. Line, I think, yeah.
• 51:28
  Sam Hyde's Adult Swim show World Peace, MDE presents World Peace.
• 51:34
  Check that out. By the way, I am AI am a huge
• 51:37
  supporter of what Sam High does and it's it's really refreshing.
• 51:43
  But at first when he came out, his comedy, look, the thing
• 51:47
  about comedy of the past, especially someone my age is
• 51:51
  like 90s comedy was extremely edgy, like extremely probably PG
• 51:56
  was like late 90s, early 2000s up until like 2010.
• 52:01
  And that's when the cancel culture stuff creeped in.
• 52:04
  And so I'm a creature of that more than Internet.
• 52:07
  But I'm also, I was, I grew up being kind of I'm a weird mix
• 52:12
  because I'm an extrovert. You know me, Sam, I'm an
• 52:15
  outdoorsy guy, but like I like to look at weird outsider art as
• 52:22
  a thing. And so I started, you know, I
• 52:26
  was seeing Sam Hyde. If you if you want to know where
• 52:28
  my influences come from with what I did like, yeah, that's
• 52:32
  more it like the the mainstream comedy of the 90s.
• 52:35
  People will sit and compare what I do to other Internet people
• 52:38
  and I usually just take it as cool.
• 52:41
  That's cool. Like, again, I get it a lot
• 52:43
  compared with pod awful. Well, that's because I was going
• 52:47
  to say that's one of the the people that look, I mean,
• 52:49
  Jesse's been doing this forever. He's so funny.
• 52:53
  If you haven't ever seen Pot Awful, you really should check
• 52:56
  it out. It's a, it's more like the kind
• 52:58
  of comedy I grew up with where it's no holds barred and the
• 53:02
  joke is usually not as mean. The other thing about Internet
• 53:06
  comedy is once it changed over, Sam Hyde's not mean spirited,
• 53:12
  but modern Internet comedy has replaced being funny with being
• 53:15
  mean spirited. I don't know if you've noticed
• 53:17
  this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 53:20
  Definitely and but but you know, all's well the.
• 53:23
  Heart of the comedy of cringe Coffee house comes from the
• 53:26
  exact opposite of that. Like that's my whole fucking
• 53:30
  point. Well, I think, sorry I'm.
• 53:32
  Trying not to swear as much on the.
• 53:34
  Monday show. I apologize.
• 53:35
  No, no, that's that's fine. I guess I think the the bit we
• 53:39
  did at the. Top of the show.
• 53:41
  It doesn't matter, huh? Well, I I think I.
• 53:44
  Think. Imagine somebody stops it and
• 53:46
  thinks you kicked. Me off the show.
• 53:48
  That'd be great. Yeah, no, I.
• 53:51
  We have to clip that right and be like.
• 53:53
  Max gets thrown off the whiff. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
• 53:56
  Let's go. Yeah, well, I think.
• 53:59
  I mean, I did I get about comedy.
• 54:01
  I. Think that's one of the I think.
• 54:03
  That's one of the whole things though, is like, I think, and
• 54:07
  this kind writes to like a lot of the Monday show is as
• 54:14
  protocol, but you know, I do kind of birth talks.
• 54:16
  I think that's kind of one of the things that people kind of
• 54:20
  get confused sometimes. I think people especially like
• 54:24
  during the 2014 to 2016 post era, it confused caught.
• 54:31
  They confuse edgy Connie with like being with like really
• 54:35
  serious. Yeah.
• 54:36
  With being like mean and you know, edgy and whatnot.
• 54:39
  Like and like I do. Think some of that stuff did
• 54:43
  get. Hijacked by certain political
• 54:45
  movements. There's nothing.
• 54:47
  And I don't think there's anything inherently racist about
• 54:49
  like, Pepe or anything like that.
• 54:51
  Yeah, it's a cartoon frog, right?
• 54:54
  Like. Like Gen.
• 54:57
  X Don Rickles from the wrong side of the tracks is all I am.
• 55:01
  Like yeah no I'm not doing anything groundbreaking it.
• 55:05
  Technically most of the jokes we make on the show shouldn't even
• 55:08
  be edgy by what I would recognize as edgy, right?
• 55:14
  We don't make the butt of the jokes like innocent people, for
• 55:18
  example, or like people that just don't deserve it for no
• 55:22
  reason. I'm not even going to mention
• 55:25
  specifically, but obviously I'm obviously with what we're doing
• 55:28
  tonight. There was a mockery involved,
• 55:31
  unless you didn't see it and then you're probably that
• 55:32
  person. That person is exactly the thing
• 55:37
  that's so funny to me. To mock is like they try to
• 55:39
  present as both authentic on the Internet but to also appeal to
• 55:46
  any demographic that will pay essentially clout seeking.
• 55:50
  So they're right, they're wearing a mask of authenticity
• 55:54
  to try and get those attentions. But if you look at the types of
• 55:58
  people that get that attention just organically, it's because
• 56:01
  they are authentic. I don't always agree with Asman
• 56:05
  Gold, for example, but I do enough.
• 56:08
  And the reason that so many people watch him even when they
• 56:11
  don't agree with him is because he comes off as he's saying what
• 56:17
  he believes and he's authentic. He's not saying I'm the coolest
• 56:21
  guy ever. He's like, I'm a guy on the
• 56:23
  Internet and this is what I think.
• 56:25
  And that's I tried to do that as well.
• 56:28
  Well, and I would say. With with me too.
• 56:32
  No, you and I are few, few years apart, but like I, I came up
• 56:37
  with, you know, in the era of, you know, when I first, when I
• 56:43
  first started, like Joe Rogan was just starting to do
• 56:49
  podcasting and he, he was, he was just, he wasn't even like as
• 56:54
  big as he was now. Like he he's talked to really
• 56:57
  obscure like meetings back in the day.
• 57:00
  He used to like, yeah, I mean, he used to even there were, I
• 57:05
  think there was in like an episode or two where he like
• 57:07
  talked like, you know, porn stars and whatnot.
• 57:10
  Like he talked to obscure people and like them or not.
• 57:14
  Like. I think one of the things that
• 57:15
  is very Joe has always come off to me as like very authentically
• 57:19
  curious about a wide variety of topics.
• 57:23
  Us have bonded immediately. Once we met over our love of
• 57:28
  talk radio more than podcasting. And of course, we've talked on
• 57:33
  air extensively. We both love Rush Limbaugh, but
• 57:36
  I could point to some like, I mean, obviously podcasting wise,
• 57:40
  I mentioned Pod Awful is an inspiration, but even that's not
• 57:44
  completely fair. Not to knock Jesse, but Perry
• 57:46
  Caravello. Yeah.
• 57:49
  Yeah. That's like, you can't not
• 57:51
  mention that if you're trying to do a comedy podcast of any kind.
• 57:55
  And if you don't know that, just go, just go look it up and you
• 57:58
  can listen to all those podcasts.
• 58:00
  It doesn't matter when it's been so many years.
• 58:03
  It doesn't matter when. Just listen to the Perry
• 58:05
  Caravello, the the podcast series from like 2004.
• 58:11
  Yeah, well. I.
• 58:12
  Would say. I would say also you you and I
• 58:16
  both have a little bit of like Adam Corolla too.
• 58:19
  You were also going to mention when when I was talking about.
• 58:23
  Radio stuff. Love Line.
• 58:24
  My God, Did Love Line affect my sense of humor?
• 58:28
  Yeah. Well, yeah, just Adam.
• 58:30
  But Doctor Drew. 'S a funny guy.
• 58:33
  Yeah, Yeah, he is. Yeah, he.
• 58:34
  Is, which not a lot of people like a lot of people my age and
• 58:38
  younger, they only know of Drew for because he's on like he's on
• 58:42
  the Health Network or HLN. What what what about the health
• 58:46
  TV network? A juvenile delinquent in high
• 58:49
  school in. The 90s, right?
• 58:51
  In the 2000s, every one of us on a Saturday night would be
• 58:55
  sitting there smoking pot or something listening to fucking
• 58:57
  Love Line and laughing at. But there was good stuff there.
• 59:01
  People would call in with real serious problems that didn't get
• 59:04
  talked about, sexually related. But also then there would be
• 59:07
  stupid people who would call in and ask stupid questions and
• 59:11
  like, Adam would get the stupid people and Doctor Drew would
• 59:14
  give the good advice. And it was always a great show.
• 59:17
  Man, they ran that show for like 20 years or something.
• 59:21
  Yeah, Well, well, they and they. And I don't know if you've, if
• 59:24
  you've heard this, but they, they've kind of rebooted that a
• 59:26
  little bit with the Adam and Drew show, which they now go do
• 59:30
  under. I remember, I remember when you
• 59:34
  and I first started doing the podcast together, you and I
• 59:36
  were, you and I, you and I were kind of the first people also to
• 59:41
  to break the, the story about the podcast one Scandal 2, about
• 59:46
  how they weren't paying, they weren't paying people.
• 59:51
  There's another one I cannot. Sit here, I don't care people,
• 59:54
  some of our right wing audience will know and get mad.
• 59:57
  I listen to a lot of Jim Cornette and that's where I
• 1:00:00
  heard that from. Jim Cornette is a fantastic
• 1:00:02
  podcaster. I don't like his politics, but I
• 1:00:05
  don't listen to a lot of the and he talks politics.
• 1:00:07
  I skipped to the next segment and he's a lefty.
• 1:00:10
  He's a Trump Derangement Syndrome, but you listen to him
• 1:00:13
  about wrestling and if you if you think he's not funny, I
• 1:00:16
  think you're not funny. And also he knows his shit about
• 1:00:21
  wrestling but. Legitimately, like, the guy will
• 1:00:23
  have you in stitches. He's a great personality.
• 1:00:27
  Yeah, I try to bring a lot of personality to the show.
• 1:00:29
  I understand that sometimes that's what you're saying is
• 1:00:32
  people get confused as to what's going on.
• 1:00:35
  That's why I thought it was a. Good opportunity to.
• 1:00:37
  Start with my madness, but then we can talk about comedy, I
• 1:00:40
  think. I think what we're getting at is
• 1:00:43
  that we think modern comedy is dead and it's soft.
• 1:00:48
  Well, you're not allowed to just say a wacky thing because you
• 1:00:52
  have to be worried what people might think of you.
• 1:00:55
  And I don't. Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Like, if I spent my time thinking about that, I don't
• 1:01:00
  know who does, really. You're supposed to treat it like
• 1:01:05
  that, But who really thinks about that?
• 1:01:08
  It will be. People who live terminally.
• 1:01:10
  Online and I and I, I think that's, I think that's a huge
• 1:01:15
  problem too, is like as as much as yeah, they're like addicted
• 1:01:19
  to likes and shit. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:23
  Yeah, I mean, like, look, as far as like as far as like promoting
• 1:01:27
  the books and the show, like, yeah, like comment and subscribe
• 1:01:32
  that always. That always helps.
• 1:01:34
  But we almost kind of do that tongue in cheek because it's
• 1:01:39
  yeah. And every time we do that.
• 1:01:41
  Or every time we do promo, it's like pulling teeth for us and
• 1:01:45
  the audience knows it. Yeah, that like.
• 1:01:48
  Like that's a 4th wall. Break right there.
• 1:01:50
  Yeah, guys, we don't actually like promo.
• 1:01:54
  It's a bit hard. It's a bit like annoying, we
• 1:01:58
  know. That that.
• 1:01:59
  Shit's annoying, I get it. We tweet all our showdown
• 1:02:03
  Twitter sometimes, you guys. That's why you end up not seeing
• 1:02:06
  all of it is because we, but that's, it's the name of the
• 1:02:09
  game and it's for most of what we do is the base level of that
• 1:02:13
  shit. Because that's not what we like.
• 1:02:15
  And I'm speaking for Sam now because I know this is damn well
• 1:02:18
  true. What we like to do is making the
• 1:02:20
  content, having interesting conversations, doing something
• 1:02:24
  fun for us. We both do this as a hobby
• 1:02:28
  because we love it and we both would do it for free.
• 1:02:31
  Yeah, that's not to say. Oh well.
• 1:02:33
  We're just so super pure and we'd never take money.
• 1:02:36
  No, it just means we literally like making content.
• 1:02:41
  I love this. And working with you has been
• 1:02:43
  the most fun I've had ever. Yeah, and and and.
• 1:02:48
  People have, and I mean I those of who have listened to the show
• 1:02:53
  long enough, like even even like even before you came on, some of
• 1:02:58
  you will remember I actually had a Spotify deal.
• 1:03:02
  I actually had like a deal where I was doing ad reads for Spotify
• 1:03:07
  but then that deal ended because I made AI made a joke that I
• 1:03:12
  thought was pretty funny, which is Spotify wanted me to add like
• 1:03:17
  Spotify wanted. Me to to read.
• 1:03:19
  Like Ad Copy where I promoted one of Taylor Swift's albums.
• 1:03:23
  So I in anyone who knows me knows I don't really like Taylor
• 1:03:27
  Swift's music taste. So I, I made a joke saying you
• 1:03:31
  could stream, you know, this new Taylor Swift album or you could
• 1:03:36
  stream her ex, her ex John Mayer's album, which is what,
• 1:03:41
  which is way better. And I actually got like an
• 1:03:43
  e-mail saying you can't like we have, we have to drop pulsary.
• 1:03:51
  Fellatio. Yeah, promoting.
• 1:03:54
  Yes, we are maybe a lot less successful than we could be
• 1:03:58
  because we hate to do that. We actually do respect our
• 1:04:02
  audience and and the thing that's why the Monday show has
• 1:04:05
  been so much fun and that's why I don't just jump on it because
• 1:04:09
  I have a tendency with my comedic stylings.
• 1:04:13
  Let's say I'm great on the Wednesday show.
• 1:04:15
  It's me, you back and forth. We don't have a lot of dead air.
• 1:04:18
  More theists is there to keep me in line.
• 1:04:21
  My wife and we just have kind of this comedy talk about the news,
• 1:04:25
  serious when we want, you know, But I sit here and I watch your
• 1:04:29
  Monday show and I see some. Absolutely.
• 1:04:32
  Amazing discussions. Discussions with artists about
• 1:04:36
  art. Yeah, I've always loved it and I
• 1:04:39
  never really wanted to insert myself onto it, but I was like,
• 1:04:42
  well, if you don't have anybody, I have an idea for something
• 1:04:45
  funny. And that's usually a lot of what
• 1:04:48
  we do is I'm like another break the 4th wall.
• 1:04:51
  I'll send Sam a random message during the week and like here's
• 1:04:54
  an idea for a bit and it might be the dumbest thing.
• 1:04:59
  And it might be a great. Idea that we use but I can rest
• 1:05:03
  assured he won't look at it until I'm on the show live.
• 1:05:09
  See what I did there? Yeah, so.
• 1:05:13
  Yeah. No, no, but like we do we.
• 1:05:16
  Collaborate a lot on things and are always looking for fresh and
• 1:05:21
  fun things to bring to the show. And we put a lot of work in that
• 1:05:26
  area and not a lot of work into the promo side of it, which you
• 1:05:30
  could say, Oh well you should do that.
• 1:05:32
  That's the name of the game, but that's not the part of the game
• 1:05:34
  we like. Well, and I mean I, I.
• 1:05:37
  Think we've kind of. Had to.
• 1:05:39
  We, we, we do, we do more. You know, we've done more shorts
• 1:05:42
  since that's apparently the name, the name of the game.
• 1:05:46
  It's been working out really well too.
• 1:05:47
  So I guess yeah, we were wrong. We should shamelessly promote
• 1:05:52
  more which which, by the way, I do.
• 1:05:54
  Find that weird, just not for not only for us, but I I do find
• 1:05:59
  it weird that like that because there's this weird dichotomy of
• 1:06:03
  media that I've noticed Max we're like where people will
• 1:06:08
  people. Won't be able to watch.
• 1:06:10
  Like a three hour movie, right? They only want to.
• 1:06:14
  Watch like shorts. Or whatnot of like of like a
• 1:06:17
  movie, but then they'll also sit and wasn't like a 3 1/2 hour Joe
• 1:06:21
  Rogan podcast. It's it's really weird.
• 1:06:26
  A lot of like our long form content.
• 1:06:28
  Once it's not live, I think isn't getting served.
• 1:06:31
  And so hey, I do have something to promote and you're a part of
• 1:06:36
  it. I'm not.
• 1:06:38
  We did an episode of Cringe Coffee House crossed over with
• 1:06:41
  sandwich makers. That's my wife's program and we
• 1:06:45
  did the Riz wars. That was last Saturday night, a
• 1:06:49
  lot of fun, one of the funniest dreams I've ever done.
• 1:06:53
  And so you can check that out Cringe Coffee House on YouTube.
• 1:06:57
  Other things that I make, like what kind of art I make is like
• 1:07:01
  I say, we usually pick a, a subject, obviously yours.
• 1:07:05
  My favorite, most people's favorite is Dave, Dave in New
• 1:07:09
  York. And what Dave is, is a guy that
• 1:07:12
  puts up a lot, lot of YouTube videos that has problems.
• 1:07:16
  And Dave has a very abrasive and in your face personality.
• 1:07:22
  Like he got locked in 1998 when he was 15 years old and he has
• 1:07:26
  not evolved 1 bit and. We watched the.
• 1:07:31
  Hijinks. Dave gets up to and laugh, and
• 1:07:35
  Dave is a good sport about it. He's come on the show.
• 1:07:38
  Dave doesn't apologize for literally anything ever.
• 1:07:43
  And Dave is who he is. He lives out there in the world
• 1:07:48
  and I have treated this like high art and people fucking
• 1:07:51
  don't get it. But I that's what I love.
• 1:07:54
  Another Guy is Dice golden as we watch young artists making these
• 1:07:59
  sort of movies. He called them.
• 1:08:03
  And he played every role and he would cut in between takes and
• 1:08:07
  put a whole new outfit on to show the new character.
• 1:08:10
  And he kept all the outfits straight.
• 1:08:12
  He kept all his timing straight. And he'd make these five hour
• 1:08:17
  movies full of horrific racial slurs and horrible violence.
• 1:08:25
  Yeah. And the thing, the thing that
• 1:08:27
  is. Like it's, it's bad, they're
• 1:08:31
  bad, but they're so bad. They're also kind of good and
• 1:08:36
  also good almost this kids. Putting his heart.
• 1:08:38
  Into this. He clearly it means something to
• 1:08:41
  him, whatever, however crazy it is, and nobody's watching it,
• 1:08:45
  nobody except my fan base. And over the course of the
• 1:08:50
  series, I started to root for this guy.
• 1:08:53
  At first I was like, oh man, he's saying all these slurs.
• 1:08:56
  He had a character based on me whose catch phrase was a
• 1:08:59
  combination of slurs. Yes, and it this is the other.
• 1:09:05
  Problem though is when I deal with these Internet people,
• 1:09:08
  sometimes they get like attention focused on me and
• 1:09:12
  obsessive and start just saying crazy shit.
• 1:09:16
  And that happens to a lot of people on the Internet,
• 1:09:18
  admittedly. But my trick and how I handle it
• 1:09:22
  is just I keep doing comedy the same way and I don't really deal
• 1:09:27
  with it, you know, because at the end of the day, you're
• 1:09:29
  dealing with people that are probably mentally ill and they
• 1:09:32
  don't understand that the shit they're sharing on the Internet
• 1:09:35
  makes them look really weird. And I'm not actually trying to
• 1:09:39
  make people hurt them. And you see, I'm protective of
• 1:09:43
  Dave, right? I don't like when people.
• 1:09:45
  Mess with Dave I. Try to convince Dave to do
• 1:09:48
  positive things, and he hates me anyway.
• 1:09:50
  That's the joke, right? Yeah, No.
• 1:09:54
  You, you've been all of them, right?
• 1:09:56
  Like more like a. Uncle or something?
• 1:09:58
  Yeah, no, if I if I could actually.
• 1:10:00
  Interject with that. The thing with Dave's was the
• 1:10:03
  the thing with Dave specifically is yes, yes, we're pretty sure
• 1:10:07
  that Dave has schizophrenia. We still comment on his videos
• 1:10:13
  because like he puts himself out there, but also like if you go
• 1:10:18
  back and watch the money show, Max is usually like the first
• 1:10:22
  one to be like, hey, we haven't heard from Dave in a while.
• 1:10:24
  Can someone do like a Wellness check on him or well and that
• 1:10:27
  was the true last. Year is that Dave was not making
• 1:10:31
  videos for about 3 months and I was like there's something wrong
• 1:10:35
  because he's not making videos even though I don't watch all
• 1:10:38
  his videos. What would Dave for me?
• 1:10:41
  I don't watch Dave just on stream.
• 1:10:43
  I'm like what Dave puts out a new I'm a fan.
• 1:10:46
  I'm a legitimate fan of this man.
• 1:10:48
  Even if you watch him. Gordon Liddy is his channel on
• 1:10:52
  YouTube. I'm sure we can even link it.
• 1:10:53
  I give him credit. Dave's great if you can get past
• 1:10:57
  how abrasive he is, but I didn't see any new videos and I was
• 1:11:01
  like, something's wrong because he is compelled to post videos
• 1:11:05
  of nonsense every single day. And sure enough, when he did
• 1:11:08
  finally come back, he had been in a bad car accident and got a
• 1:11:12
  concussion from it and his car was totaled and yet somehow
• 1:11:18
  feeling bad for him like all that.
• 1:11:20
  And I was like Oh well thank God he's alive.
• 1:11:23
  Yet him being very upset about all of this in a video and
• 1:11:28
  yelling about it still makes me laugh.
• 1:11:31
  I I got to give. Dave credit though, too, because
• 1:11:34
  most people in his position would immediately use this as
• 1:11:38
  like AI, you know, as like a GoFundMe to like grift like you
• 1:11:44
  know like he would, but he's. Built his character to be
• 1:11:48
  incapable that's his thing he always tells people I'm old
• 1:11:52
  school I don't use any of the online stuff people date and and
• 1:11:56
  you know it's not just him trying to act like he doesn't
• 1:11:59
  care about money he does care a lot about money he says it all
• 1:12:02
  the time what it is is he's so committed to I'm old school I
• 1:12:06
  don't get cash app I don't have PayPal you send me money it's
• 1:12:13
  great like you can't fake that that's real it's.
• 1:12:18
  It's dumb. But it's real, and I guess
• 1:12:21
  that's what I like, yeah. Even if he.
• 1:12:26
  Yeah, even if he is. Like a real, you know,
• 1:12:29
  schizophrenic. Like originally it's yeah, it's
• 1:12:32
  great. And Dave won the Rizwar.
• 1:12:36
  Spoiler. Yes, I'm spoiling the.
• 1:12:38
  Episode that I told people to go see, but it doesn't matter, go
• 1:12:42
  watch it. Basically what it is is Dave and
• 1:12:44
  one of the other guys I look at I I compared their dating
• 1:12:49
  tactics from videos that they themselves post.
• 1:12:53
  And you were there, Mort was there.
• 1:12:56
  Shout out to chibi from sandwich makers and my wife Maxine were
• 1:12:59
  there and it was a grand old time.
• 1:13:01
  We laughed at these video. Dave, especially with Tina, Gina
• 1:13:05
  and Deena, Dinah and Debbie had rats jumping out of her hole and
• 1:13:12
  all this stuff is great. It's funny.
• 1:13:14
  Please, please watch that if you want to see what kind of comedy
• 1:13:17
  because that's peak for us. But you know, other times.
• 1:13:22
  I. I actually did one that was like
• 1:13:25
  we watched Charles Manson documentary to get it looking a
• 1:13:28
  different idea of that. Like I just try to be me and
• 1:13:34
  that's my. Art.
• 1:13:36
  Maybe I. Should write a book and I'll
• 1:13:38
  tell you what, I'll make a vow. Sam, I only come on this one
• 1:13:41
  time. Next time I come on the Monday
• 1:13:44
  show, I'm going to have a book of my own to promote.
• 1:13:49
  Interesting. It's going to be a children's
• 1:13:53
  book about what would my children's.
• 1:14:04
  Book be about. How not to be an idiot.
• 1:14:07
  That's pretty much Oh no, I could.
• 1:14:10
  Make a children. 'S book promoting bullying Like
• 1:14:13
  what? How to bully and why you should
• 1:14:15
  bully and make it a kids book. Well bully University.
• 1:14:20
  That that is your idea? Well, yeah, I have a lot of
• 1:14:23
  stuff for that too. That's The thing is I'm working
• 1:14:26
  on anything I think is funny right now.
• 1:14:28
  I got an album coming out that is literally Dave wrote every
• 1:14:32
  lyric. And then I used AI to bring Dave
• 1:14:37
  to life. And you'll be like, oh, that's
• 1:14:39
  cringe. Releasing an AI to album.
• 1:14:41
  Tell me about it. Tell me about it.
• 1:14:44
  That's why it's going to be a, a a second act of an album where I
• 1:14:49
  actually have several songs recorded where I use no AI at
• 1:14:52
  all. And I'm going to sing on it
• 1:14:54
  because imagine, imagine Sam putting an album out under your
• 1:14:58
  professional name. Like if I said Max and and you
• 1:15:01
  don't sing anywhere on it and you use AI, that would be pretty
• 1:15:04
  cringe though, right? Yeah, that would.
• 1:15:07
  Be very cringe. Especially if you have like a
• 1:15:09
  shore microphone in it. Never mind, Never mind.
• 1:15:11
  Anyway, that album's coming soon, and in fact, the title
• 1:15:15
  track Sam is almost ready to be released in conjunction with
• 1:15:20
  another project that we're working on.
• 1:15:22
  That's not funny at all, but I am super excited for that
• 1:15:26
  project is entitled American Inferno by the Famous best
• 1:15:31
  author I. Know.
• 1:15:33
  Sam Whitfield Well, you, well, you flatter.
• 1:15:37
  Me, Sir. And yeah, we've been.
• 1:15:41
  I've been promoing that too. So yeah.
• 1:15:46
  People of. Course can pre-order this book
• 1:15:50
  for Amazon Kindle and it should be a it will be out in print and
• 1:15:58
  e-book on on March 10th. So which is just a little over 2
• 1:16:04
  weeks away now at this point. And yeah, close, right?
• 1:16:09
  So kick offspring. Right with a new.
• 1:16:12
  Book dedicated to. Dedicated to Charlie Kirk, so
• 1:16:18
  also, yeah, and also. Apparently.
• 1:16:22
  Candace. Now see, unlike Candace Owens,
• 1:16:26
  this I'm not like this is a purely fictional book.
• 1:16:30
  But unlike Candace Owens, I'm not trying to make my fiction
• 1:16:33
  seem like it's the truth. So I am my fiction is true You.
• 1:16:41
  Saw how this show started. Obviously Maxi Sand is a is a
• 1:16:45
  complicated guy, but he's real Sam.
• 1:16:50
  Well, I mean. Your friend Maxi might need some
• 1:16:54
  help there, Max. I don't know.
• 1:16:56
  I don't know what to say, I said.
• 1:16:57
  I know a lot of crazy. Artists that guy.
• 1:16:59
  He gets a little wild one time 1.
• 1:17:05
  Time he got. Arrested for getting in a fight
• 1:17:11
  with. 6 feet deep the band. Yeah.
• 1:17:19
  Crazy guy, man. That'll happen, yeah.
• 1:17:22
  I would never do something like that.
• 1:17:25
  I wouldn't be friends with notorious famous bad musician.
• 1:17:32
  Well, not bad, but musicians that say awful things, I
• 1:17:35
  wouldn't do that. Not Max Maxi though, he crazy.
• 1:17:41
  Oh yeah. Totally.
• 1:17:43
  Yeah, that Maxi is is the same, but I mean our philosophy on.
• 1:17:48
  Comedy is weirdly similar is all I'm trying to say and people are
• 1:17:52
  often like not sure how much of the bit you're in on.
• 1:17:56
  That's why I wanted to use this as an opportunity to make jokes
• 1:18:00
  but also have this as like Sam makes some of the best jokes out
• 1:18:04
  of my jokes possible. If you guys think he's no I.
• 1:18:10
  So folks, for those who don't know, and it's pretty, it's,
• 1:18:15
  it's probably pretty obvious. I mean, I come from, I come from
• 1:18:19
  the newer McDonald's school of, you know, colony, which
• 1:18:23
  sometimes means I will deadpan. Although to be honest, I almost
• 1:18:30
  thought I almost lost when you said that you were the when you
• 1:18:34
  said that you were the the creator of the PlayStation
• 1:18:38
  Network, partly because partially because like, even if
• 1:18:44
  you were like, my first question was, well, why?
• 1:18:49
  Well, why then does it suck so bad?
• 1:18:52
  I know and imagine like. Saying like you created
• 1:18:55
  something like that that everybody bitches about.
• 1:18:58
  It'd be like saying oh I invented Discord or oh I'm the
• 1:19:02
  guy that made Xbox Game pass right?
• 1:19:05
  See it like that is so funny to be Internet.
• 1:19:08
  That's what the comedy I like the most is Internet people with
• 1:19:12
  no self-awareness at all. Sometimes it's awesome, right?
• 1:19:15
  Dave is awesome for that reason. Other times it's the they are
• 1:19:20
  great because like they do that bit I was doing at the beginning
• 1:19:24
  where they're like, I'm the best ever.
• 1:19:26
  Don't say otherwise. You're accusing.
• 1:19:28
  You know, they're they're so paranoid.
• 1:19:30
  If you get paranoid over what people on the Internet say about
• 1:19:33
  you, the best advice I could give somebody like that is to
• 1:19:37
  you probably should stop putting it out there and maybe log off.
• 1:19:42
  But if you don't, I have a show called Cringe Coffee House,
• 1:19:46
  which is I guess my biggest promo where you might end up in
• 1:19:49
  it. But also we do funner stuff too.
• 1:19:53
  On the side. My wife's been doing the
• 1:19:54
  sandwich makers and Seat It Sam. That is a whole different side
• 1:19:59
  of my art because we play the music that I made and she just
• 1:20:02
  does literal crafts and art. She's been doing diamond
• 1:20:05
  painting. We've been playing VR video
• 1:20:09
  games. It's been a lot of fun.
• 1:20:10
  It's very casual. And of course.
• 1:20:14
  Every Wednesday night for how many years now?
• 1:20:17
  3-4, something like that. Yeah, I join Mr. Whitfield here.
• 1:20:22
  The pure innocent doesn't understand any comedy that's
• 1:20:26
  going on around him, and I made taking.
• 1:20:28
  This is my favorite one. Recently, a friend of the show
• 1:20:31
  Merch suggested that people might be taking advantage of Sam
• 1:20:36
  because he doesn't understand because Sam.
• 1:20:41
  Those people are have your best interests.
• 1:20:43
  In mind because they think you're stupid and me, I'm
• 1:20:48
  abusive because I know that you're smarter than me.
• 1:20:54
  Yeah, yeah, the same guy who? Spurred out and said I went on a
• 1:20:59
  whole rant about how I was nice to you while screaming all of
• 1:21:03
  these epithets. I mean, yeah, he's clearly
• 1:21:06
  concerned about me. Yeah.
• 1:21:09
  So he's concerned about how I take advantage.
• 1:21:12
  By saying all these jokes that you don't understand.
• 1:21:15
  By the way, Birch, if you really.
• 1:21:17
  Feel that way? DM me, yeah, you know, talk to
• 1:21:22
  a. That that's the.
• 1:21:23
  Other thing. Is I find these people so funny,
• 1:21:26
  but we host just two. Well, you host 2 shows and then
• 1:21:30
  I host two. I'm on 2 and then we have more
• 1:21:34
  and we are very capable of streaming at any given time
• 1:21:37
  pretty much as long as our, you know, we have lives.
• 1:21:41
  So it's not like that. But we can set up a stream and
• 1:21:44
  talk to pretty much anybody. We love to talk and then the
• 1:21:48
  people. Like, say, the worst.
• 1:21:50
  Stuff are always like, I would talk to you, that'd give you
• 1:21:53
  power and it's like, no, we have power because people like to
• 1:21:58
  listen to us. And when you learn that, maybe
• 1:22:01
  you can come join us and have some fun.
• 1:22:05
  The other big lesson? I've learned in comedy.
• 1:22:07
  On the Internet, Sam, make friends.
• 1:22:10
  With people and be nice. Yeah.
• 1:22:15
  Although to be. Fair, I did.
• 1:22:17
  Bully some Canadians this weekend, but they you have to be
• 1:22:21
  nice to everybody. I didn't say make friends with
• 1:22:24
  everybody but make friends and be nice and then when you think
• 1:22:32
  the stalkers are after you, your homies would be like bro they
• 1:22:36
  being a little paranoid. No, it's just one weirdo on the
• 1:22:39
  Internet or like then instead of that you're like, there is some
• 1:22:43
  guy on the Internet talking bad about me.
• 1:22:46
  They'll all be like, oh shit, let's make fun of him and things
• 1:22:49
  like that, right? It's really good to like talk,
• 1:22:53
  especially if you're an artist of any kind of creator,
• 1:22:55
  especially writer, visual arts, whatever, to talk to the other
• 1:23:02
  other creatives and particularly maybe talk about being creative.
• 1:23:06
  Talk about your craft that well, that's what I do that's.
• 1:23:10
  What I do every day with people and also like that, like that's
• 1:23:14
  how you navigate the business too, is like, you know how what,
• 1:23:18
  because you're an OG Sam. Yeah.
• 1:23:22
  Well, I mean, hey, it's, it's, it's a, it's a changing world
• 1:23:26
  and it's a, it's a changing, you know, Connie, I've told people
• 1:23:31
  to like whether whether you like AI or not.
• 1:23:35
  And I certainly think there are some, you know, negatives for
• 1:23:39
  sure. I think there are are positives.
• 1:23:41
  And I think people need to learn how to utilize the tools
• 1:23:45
  probably. And hey, if you don't like it,
• 1:23:48
  maybe write, maybe write your congressman and say, hey, I have
• 1:23:51
  I have these issues. So, well, I would immediately
• 1:23:55
  point. To I think that Emily Yuccas the
• 1:23:58
  Will Stancil show is one of the most.
• 1:24:02
  It's very funny, but more than that, it's remarkable.
• 1:24:05
  She made an entire show using AI that works.
• 1:24:10
  This is something I find very, very awesome.
• 1:24:14
  And Emily is another one of those people I would directly
• 1:24:17
  cite as an influence of mine and to see her evolve in use AI.
• 1:24:23
  For those that are unaware, Emily Yukas is most famous for
• 1:24:25
  being an animator. Yeah.
• 1:24:30
  Alf, Alfred. Alfred.
• 1:24:31
  Alfred is her. Now I have and I say that's not
• 1:24:57
  good enough. She's like that's.
• 1:24:58
  Exactly what executives at these animation companies are doing
• 1:25:01
  anyway. With real labor, yeah.
• 1:25:05
  We'll say, we'll say even with like the cover I was, you know,
• 1:25:09
  the I've, you know, the last few covers I've developed like you
• 1:25:12
  could tell an artist on Commission.
• 1:25:15
  Hey, I would like a cover that sort of looks like this.
• 1:25:18
  And then you have to wait for them to do it and you have to
• 1:25:20
  say, do I like that or not? And the problem with the with
• 1:25:24
  using real labor that sometimes people might find is that if you
• 1:25:28
  were to do it that way, it takes way longer.
• 1:25:32
  And then when you do get the Commission, if it's not what you
• 1:25:35
  want, you actually could feel bad about that because a real
• 1:25:39
  person sat there and made it. Yeah.
• 1:25:41
  And also. When I, when I started, when I
• 1:25:44
  started, when I started, you know, writing the book
• 1:25:48
  seriously, I, most of the cover artists were like $500 to start.
• 1:25:59
  You know, anyone who has, you know who has just graduated from
• 1:26:03
  college knows sometimes you don't have $50.00, let alone
• 1:26:08
  $500, right? It's, you know, it's easy.
• 1:26:15
  It's not Even so much easy, but it's more cost effective to
• 1:26:17
  maybe and even if you have that money in your pocket.
• 1:26:21
  You might not necessarily have it in your budget for promo and
• 1:26:24
  work on your book right and also.
• 1:26:27
  Most especially. In the author scene that you're
• 1:26:30
  most familiar with these days, these guys, the bulk.
• 1:26:33
  Of what they do. Is A1 man job essentially, Yeah.
• 1:26:37
  So then actually Eric Bishop, I remember talking about this with
• 1:26:42
  him when he was on the live show not that long ago about how
• 1:26:45
  it's. Yeah, you're taking up the job
• 1:26:46
  of a publisher and the promo guy and the manager and da, da, da,
• 1:26:53
  da, da. And it does it.
• 1:26:54
  It is so when you can makes something a little easier, it's
• 1:26:58
  very appealing and I feel like a lot of the AI hate people are
• 1:27:03
  going to lose because of that. Yeah, the.
• 1:27:06
  Yeah, there, there are. Yeah.
• 1:27:08
  And I mean, I get people, whenever you feel about that,
• 1:27:11
  They, they, I'm. Just stating, I think that's
• 1:27:12
  what's going to happen. Yeah, no.
• 1:27:15
  And I I. Completely.
• 1:27:16
  I completely agree. And yeah, I certainly, I
• 1:27:19
  certainly understand people's concerns about AI in regards to
• 1:27:23
  like, you know, cyber security, national security and all that.
• 1:27:27
  But but that's something that I, as Sam Woodfield and author, I
• 1:27:32
  have no, you know, we're talking about generative AI.
• 1:27:36
  Specifically I guess if people want a nitpick, but yeah, not
• 1:27:40
  all AI is what? We're we're like even.
• 1:27:42
  Related to what we're talking about people using it for as
• 1:27:45
  artists and in the scene of being an artist of any kind
• 1:27:49
  right now, generative AI is the hot topic.
• 1:27:52
  It is, yeah. And you're either.
• 1:27:55
  On the side of. I hate it or I hate it, but I
• 1:27:59
  have to use it. I don't see too many people that
• 1:28:02
  are like I love it like but Emily Yuccas is 1 and when one
• 1:28:06
  of my most first of all. Another thing you might know
• 1:28:09
  about Emily Yuccas, or if you don't, you'll find out very
• 1:28:11
  quickly is she is unapologetic and has never sold out in her
• 1:28:15
  damn life, right? And she says.
• 1:28:18
  AI is not worth. Throwing out with the baby, with
• 1:28:20
  the bathwater. I want to listen.
• 1:28:22
  No, she, She and I. She and I.
• 1:28:24
  Take the same approach to AI, which is I don't see AI as like
• 1:28:30
  AI don't like, I don't like AI slot when it's, you know, when
• 1:28:34
  it's like clearly done poorly. But when you use AI as a tool
• 1:28:38
  set, as I have and as my friend Jake Widmer has, you know, for
• 1:28:44
  some stuff, when you when you use it as a tool set, it's no
• 1:28:48
  different than using like, you know, an expensive like graphic
• 1:28:52
  design tablet, you know, to do something or you know, like or
• 1:28:57
  to use like so many different levels of using.
• 1:29:00
  AI now that it even just saying using AI doesn't tell a story,
• 1:29:04
  no. So for example.
• 1:29:09
  I can animate fully or I could make a song with AI, right?
• 1:29:14
  But here's 1 is in some of the modern music programs.
• 1:29:18
  Instead of doing that, hey, I'm going to type in some lyrics and
• 1:29:21
  you make me a song like Sona AI or whatever.
• 1:29:25
  The more modern music software will use AI to clean up your
• 1:29:31
  arrangement at the click of a button.
• 1:29:34
  Is that making an AI song? Not really, because all it's
• 1:29:38
  doing is moving things an inch. Here or another one.
• 1:29:42
  We have been forced, right, Sam, to to do captions on screen
• 1:29:48
  during your shorts. They tell you to do that.
• 1:29:51
  It's an explicit, like you must put captions on your short,
• 1:29:55
  right? Yeah, well.
• 1:29:58
  Because I have to do. That the easiest way to do that
• 1:30:00
  is to use canvas AI thing and do it and I'm sorry, yes, in that
• 1:30:06
  sense, our shorts are made with AI, but all the content that we
• 1:30:10
  make is usually just me and Sam talking.
• 1:30:12
  There can't be AI. Yeah, well, even even.
• 1:30:15
  Riverside, which is what we're recording on right now.
• 1:30:18
  Like they, they make, you know, they, they automatically do
• 1:30:22
  shorts. They, it scrubs through the
• 1:30:26
  episode. And if you're out there running
• 1:30:29
  your Windows XP. Computer making everything
• 1:30:32
  offline with no AI and posting it yourself.
• 1:30:36
  Respect. But if you're in the modern
• 1:30:38
  economy, all the tools have AI in them now whether you want it
• 1:30:41
  or not. Yeah.
• 1:30:44
  I mean respect if. You're in the old school, but
• 1:30:46
  you might get left. You know you're going to get
• 1:30:49
  left behind if you have already. That's just the sort of
• 1:30:52
  selecting yourself out of the gene.
• 1:30:54
  Pool in many ways. I won't use any tool that has AI
• 1:30:58
  in it. You're eventually going to say I
• 1:31:00
  won't use any tool now. Yeah, is that part of the
• 1:31:05
  problem? Is it that all these
• 1:31:06
  corporations want to put AI in everything?
• 1:31:07
  Yes. But like that's not in our
• 1:31:09
  control. We're just commenting on if you
• 1:31:12
  say I can't use anything with AI in it, you are eventually got
• 1:31:15
  not going to not be able to do anything.
• 1:31:18
  That's just true. Yeah, now, now to be.
• 1:31:21
  Fair. I do think that there are that.
• 1:31:24
  I think right now we are living kind of threat in a bubble, but
• 1:31:27
  eventually it is going to. It's already starting to crack I
• 1:31:31
  think. Yeah, it is.
• 1:31:32
  Well, it is going to it. Is going to crack a little bit
• 1:31:35
  and part of the reason for that, honestly.
• 1:31:38
  Too, I think. Is because I think and I don't
• 1:31:43
  want to pin it on anyone company, but yeah, Microsoft, I
• 1:31:48
  I think baking and copilot at the root level of Windows 11 has
• 1:31:53
  kind of like turned a lot of people off other things.
• 1:31:59
  Yeah, Google putting. It right in the search, so the
• 1:32:01
  first thing you always get it now is an AI summary.
• 1:32:05
  Yeah. A lot of people don't like how
• 1:32:06
  intrusive it is, even if they like AI.
• 1:32:10
  Yeah. Which is one thing I will say
• 1:32:13
  for grok, it's not. It's not intrusive unless you
• 1:32:16
  like trigger it specifically to to do your thing.
• 1:32:23
  Although another thing I've learned Sam since.
• 1:32:25
  We've been the auto dubs is one, that the Spanish version of your
• 1:32:31
  voice sounds like the coolest Mexican sidekick I could ever
• 1:32:36
  have. And two, there's an audience for
• 1:32:41
  us in Spanish. Apparently they think we're very
• 1:32:43
  funny. Yeah, also we have.
• 1:32:46
  JAJAJ. A stuff so I know, yeah.
• 1:32:55
  We also have an. Apparently we.
• 1:32:56
  Also have an audience in Germany, so I don't know what
• 1:33:00
  that's about. Based.
• 1:33:04
  So yeah. We're having.
• 1:33:06
  I'm having a lot of fun with it. Every week I try and bring
• 1:33:10
  something fresh to your show. It doesn't always land, but
• 1:33:14
  that's how comedy be. And you are on fire with writing
• 1:33:19
  these books like an American Inferno.
• 1:33:22
  Yeah. Which I, I guess I should point
• 1:33:27
  out well, and, and thank you for that.
• 1:33:29
  I guess I should point out too what the the the premise kind
• 1:33:33
  behind that title is, is when all of those riots going on
• 1:33:38
  during 2020, I was like, man, America is literally burning and
• 1:33:42
  this is a bit concerning. So yeah, it's not burning now.
• 1:33:48
  It's just. We got a lot of weird men in
• 1:33:50
  dresses committing violence that that we'll figure that out.
• 1:33:53
  Maybe. So your next one is like, what?
• 1:33:55
  American Trans. No, it's more, well, it's more
• 1:34:01
  like a the next one after this is more like American Grifter,
• 1:34:05
  so that's good too. So there.
• 1:34:10
  Will be more books. There will be more.
• 1:34:11
  Authors on this Monday show, I'm giving you a little break.
• 1:34:15
  But I mean, yeah, I want to point out, I always point out on
• 1:34:19
  the live show, but I want to point out the work you've been
• 1:34:21
  doing with this Monday show is some of my favorite stuff on the
• 1:34:24
  Internet, Sam, and you are a gem.
• 1:34:27
  Thank you. And it's it's been an honor to
• 1:34:30
  have you as my sidekick. And yeah, having you having you
• 1:34:33
  as Co host has been fun for the last, you know, it doesn't feel
• 1:34:38
  like it feels longer than it feels like a decade at this
• 1:34:41
  point, huh? Yeah, but.
• 1:34:44
  As, as our as our good friend Evan from the Fake on night
• 1:34:48
  podcast says, every week is a million years and boy is is that
• 1:34:52
  true. There is and.
• 1:34:55
  We have. Always.
• 1:34:57
  Approached it with the level of Oh my God, I mean, even the
• 1:35:00
  Charlie Kirk one when that happened, we were that we we
• 1:35:04
  live reacted to that. That was probably the saddest
• 1:35:06
  episode we've ever done. But generally we come with good
• 1:35:10
  spirits, positive attitudes. We don't really like doomerism.
• 1:35:14
  We're, I have said, and you've agreed with me, we're very
• 1:35:18
  openly counter revolutionary because we love our country and
• 1:35:23
  sometimes that upsets people. I do.
• 1:35:25
  I do have a question. I do have a question about that
• 1:35:28
  for the kind of your kind of your theory.
• 1:35:31
  Someone asked me about this recently and I actually don't.
• 1:35:34
  Why does the why does the doomer stuff trend so much on online?
• 1:35:40
  Like it feels like we're to me. We're wired.
• 1:35:43
  I actually went over this in my Rewiring the Brain video.
• 1:35:47
  That was didn't do particularly well a couple years ago.
• 1:35:50
  But we are wired psychologically to spend more focus on the
• 1:35:54
  negatives than the positives. And the reason for that is the
• 1:35:59
  evidence that there is a tiger in the trees is more important
• 1:36:04
  than the evidence that everything is OK to the
• 1:36:07
  primitive brain. I I understand.
• 1:36:11
  That, but Even so it does if you use that as a tool of.
• 1:36:16
  Marketing you would give a non-stop feed of negativity,
• 1:36:20
  right? I understand that.
• 1:36:22
  But even but even if. But even if I Google something
• 1:36:25
  like, or even if I go on YouTube and search something positive
• 1:36:29
  like like cooking videos, because that's me, I search a
• 1:36:34
  lot, right? I still get a bunch of negative
• 1:36:38
  videos. That is like, you know, I mean
• 1:36:42
  step one or. Two of the the communist
• 1:36:45
  propaganda machine is demoralized.
• 1:36:48
  That's what they're trying to do.
• 1:36:49
  Yeah. Constantly bombarded with
• 1:36:52
  negative opinions and ideas and things that tell you that you're
• 1:36:57
  bad, which is the, this is the whole basis of cancel culture
• 1:37:00
  really. And the whole like woke thing.
• 1:37:03
  If they can come a barge you with messaging telling you
• 1:37:06
  you're bad, there's a chance you'll believe it.
• 1:37:09
  And then they could just get you to do what they want.
• 1:37:13
  Well, yeah. And it's, you've got to see.
• 1:37:15
  The the person in 19. The 1984 famous video that
• 1:37:19
  throws the fucking sledgehammer at the screen.
• 1:37:21
  Sometimes you just do. Otherwise you're going to be
• 1:37:24
  another mindless NPC sitting there watching the screen
• 1:37:29
  thinking this is great. Yeah, well, and.
• 1:37:32
  That's my ethos anyway. Well.
• 1:37:34
  And the really the really sad. Thing is too is it seems like a
• 1:37:38
  lot of even quote, UN quote, right wing people are buying
• 1:37:41
  into this whole thing, which I'm sure we'll talk on on Wednesday.
• 1:37:48
  But like, you know, Tucker, Tucker Carlson was like
• 1:37:53
  screaming out being detained by Israel, even though he got like,
• 1:37:57
  you know, like a pat on the head and like took photos with the,
• 1:38:03
  you know, Israeli guard. But then he he didn't, he didn't
• 1:38:08
  say anything about like the USA winning the Olympics, which was
• 1:38:12
  a huge, I'm sure we'll talk about that.
• 1:38:15
  On Wednesday, but like that. Was that was that was a huge
• 1:38:18
  moment for the US, I've always said, and I feel like this.
• 1:38:22
  Isn't even political, but apparently it is.
• 1:38:26
  I love my country, even if I hate the people in charge.
• 1:38:31
  Yeah. Another one is.
• 1:38:34
  I've had I've had a couple little speeches of the few weeks
• 1:38:37
  that I felt like we're sort of my Huey Freeman moment, if from
• 1:38:41
  boondocks, you know where he goes to the garden barn at party
• 1:38:44
  and he's like Richard Nixon is Jesus is black, Richard Nixon is
• 1:38:49
  the devil and 911 was an inside job.
• 1:38:52
  Thank you for your time. And then all the white people
• 1:38:54
  freak out. I feel like that was my gaze
• 1:38:58
  back in the closet thing. That was like my Archie Bunker
• 1:39:00
  deal and women in the kitchen. And yeah, the interesting thing
• 1:39:07
  with with all of this is wouldn't it be fun?
• 1:39:11
  We added all the the the second languages and some other like
• 1:39:15
  cultures have been watching our videos and finding them funny.
• 1:39:18
  I would love to add the auto dub for Yiddish to our channel.
• 1:39:22
  That would be great. Like, we could just just have
• 1:39:24
  everything we say translated into Yiddish.
• 1:39:28
  It would be so funny because the Jew haters would be like, see,
• 1:39:33
  there is really. Yeah.
• 1:39:36
  Well, I, you know, I'm sure like I.
• 1:39:40
  Would you go to Israel, Sam? I would 100% go to Israel
• 1:39:44
  because that's the Holy Land. What, are you not Catholic?
• 1:39:47
  Well, you're not, But like I am, I'll go to the Holy Land.
• 1:39:50
  Are you kidding me? I mean.
• 1:39:52
  I mean, I Yeah, should. Probably do that in your life
• 1:39:55
  kind. Of thing, right?
• 1:39:56
  Yeah. I mean, I mean every.
• 1:39:57
  I mean every. Christian that I know like,
• 1:39:59
  yeah, that's a which I mean, yeah, all the all these all
• 1:40:05
  these people who all these gripers who used to quote UN
• 1:40:09
  quote, love Mel Gibson now hate him because he's going over to
• 1:40:14
  Israel and doing stuff. So they loved him because.
• 1:40:18
  He was a Catholic man and now they hate him because he's a
• 1:40:21
  Catholic man. Yes, interesting.
• 1:40:25
  And because. They and because they haven't.
• 1:40:27
  Even and because in all reality, they're all they're all 20
• 1:40:30
  something and they haven't actually watched any interviews
• 1:40:33
  that he's done over the past, you know, 40 years.
• 1:40:40
  So they're not actual fans like we defend.
• 1:40:43
  Him because we know better. They defend him because it's
• 1:40:46
  contrarian to do so. And when it became popular to
• 1:40:49
  defend him again, now they're going to hate him.
• 1:40:51
  This is a lot of the Internet, right?
• 1:40:53
  Is that whatever most people seem to think is true?
• 1:40:56
  I have to say the opposite because I'm so cool.
• 1:40:59
  I'm cooler than everybody. Yeah.
• 1:41:01
  Thanks for the hot take. Huh?
• 1:41:04
  And then they tune into our show and our hot takes are like the
• 1:41:08
  exact opposite. Of that every time.
• 1:41:11
  Yeah. And and they are like that, but
• 1:41:14
  it's because I'm saying. Something so like I'm talking
• 1:41:18
  about lizard men and Andromedans.
• 1:41:21
  It just gets so ridiculous. Which is, which is.
• 1:41:25
  Also, which is. Also part of the of the I don't
• 1:41:29
  I don't think a lot of people get that when that when Max and
• 1:41:33
  I start like spurging on it like Ozard men and robot people.
• 1:41:37
  We're mocking the insanity of or just commonly online Internet.
• 1:41:43
  It's not. It's not even necessarily.
• 1:41:45
  A mockery man, back in the old days you go on YouTube and
• 1:41:49
  there's like 8000 alien Bigfoot documentaries, right and that
• 1:41:53
  you don't even have and yeah no, I don't believe in any of the
• 1:41:56
  fucking theories I'm seeing but man are they fun to watch the.
• 1:42:01
  The funny, The funniest thing? Is like is flat?
• 1:42:04
  Is the people who still believe in Flat Earth people?
• 1:42:11
  And I saw, I saw a meme over. The weekend birds aren't real.
• 1:42:15
  Well, I'll have to send. You, I'll have to send you a odd
• 1:42:19
  to the new meal I saw this weekend.
• 1:42:22
  It was like Earthers when they find out every single conspiracy
• 1:42:27
  theory was right except for theirs.
• 1:42:32
  So. That is a little shot if ever
• 1:42:35
  I've heard. One Sam.
• 1:42:37
  Wow. Yeah.
• 1:42:38
  Every conspiracy except yours is true.
• 1:42:40
  Oof. Yeah.
• 1:42:43
  So there's still hope for Bigfoot?
• 1:42:46
  You know well, I. Hear, I hear.
• 1:42:50
  Bigfoot was. I hear Bigfoot is in the Epstein
• 1:42:55
  files. He better be.
• 1:42:58
  Or if he's not in the Epstein files, he's not real.
• 1:43:01
  Sam, come on. Well.
• 1:43:04
  According to according to like the royal family, if you if you
• 1:43:08
  weren't in the Epstein files, you're not like you're a nobody,
• 1:43:11
  you're not you're not cool enough Max.
• 1:43:15
  Does anybody get big club and we ain't in it and.
• 1:43:18
  Man, am I glad about that because I don't eat babies.
• 1:43:21
  They give me indigestion, Sam. I don't.
• 1:43:26
  I don't. I don't eat babies either.
• 1:43:28
  So well, I heard. That you they subsist on nothing
• 1:43:35
  but a Sam stem cells that you suck directly out of them like
• 1:43:41
  like a vampire bat. Well then, how do you stay so
• 1:43:48
  fucking young? And handsome Sam, because.
• 1:43:53
  Because I because I eat my I was going to say I eat my
• 1:43:57
  vegetables, but that's that's a lie.
• 1:44:00
  No IA lot of protein. That'll do it.
• 1:44:05
  That'll do it, ladies. Indeed.
• 1:44:10
  Anyway, this has been. A lot of fun people get a
• 1:44:13
  double. Dose of our nonsense this week.
• 1:44:16
  Hopefully we brought something more similar to the like I tried
• 1:44:19
  to be, yeah, to make this about art because your Monday show is
• 1:44:22
  usually about art creation and things like that.
• 1:44:26
  And so I hope that they appreciate that.
• 1:44:28
  And I will be back with Not here next week because you'll have
• 1:44:32
  somebody awesome to talk to. And yeah, I will be.
• 1:44:35
  Back in my place. Staying in my lane as Co host on
• 1:44:39
  the Whitfield Report live this Wednesday night.
• 1:44:42
  Yes, and be sure to. Subscribe on YouTube and on
• 1:44:46
  Rumble and kick and all the other places.
• 1:44:51
  So also join because people have asked Join our discord, which is
• 1:44:59
  linked because you know it does. That's I want to address.
• 1:45:05
  That real quick, that's an important one maybe we should
• 1:45:07
  talk about. There is no plans to delete our
• 1:45:10
  discord or anything like that. If discord asks you for your ID,
• 1:45:14
  my recommendation is to tell them no.
• 1:45:18
  And if if nobody's using our. Discord we will find something
• 1:45:21
  else, but for right now there's a lot of people that are
• 1:45:24
  wondering oh is so and so going to be on discord right now We
• 1:45:27
  were exploring other options, but our discord is not going
• 1:45:30
  anywhere tomorrow right and then well.
• 1:45:33
  And it all seems like Discord maybe maybe backing off some of
• 1:45:38
  the stuff due to public backlash, which is which is
• 1:45:42
  good. And that's, and that's what I've
• 1:45:44
  been encouraging people to do is to speak out and it seems like
• 1:45:47
  they've been doing just that. So you know, if it goes that
• 1:45:51
  way, we. Will absolutely figure out where
• 1:45:53
  the people want us to be and we'll be there.
• 1:45:57
  It's always I will say this, Sam, this last year has been
• 1:46:00
  kind of very heartening for us all to just watch.
• 1:46:04
  Yeah, people are appreciating what we're doing and we're
• 1:46:07
  infinitely grateful for that Every book sold, every stream
• 1:46:10
  click. We actually do appreciate that
• 1:46:12
  yeah. And it's, it's great to be.
• 1:46:14
  Back on. It's great to be back on YouTube
• 1:46:16
  too. So yeah.
• 1:46:20
  So thanks for tuning everyone and we will see.
• 1:46:23
  We will both see you on the Wednesday show and until then,
• 1:46:28
  take care and God bless everyone, God Bless America.
• 1:46:45
  The right to offend is. Not some pesky little part of
• 1:46:49
  freedom of speech that we have to put up with.
• 1:46:51
  It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
• 1:46:55
  It is the coursing lifeblood of human progress.
• 1:46:59
  It is the instigator of liberty and modernity and science and
• 1:47:03
  understanding what a laughing stock today's student leaders
• 1:47:08
  are that they can so casually dismiss the right to be
• 1:47:11
  offensive without realizing that their lovely, enlightened lives
• 1:47:16
  are the gifts of individuals who gave offence.
• 1:47:20
  Offensiveness is. Not just something.
• 1:47:22
  We have to begrudgingly accept offensiveness is the.
• 1:47:26
  Motor. Of human progress.
• 1:47:29
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• 1:47:31
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• 1:47:34
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• 1:47:58
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• 1:48:04
  order.