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Sex For Roles in Hollywood with Comics Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have old comedian
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  Speaker 2: friends who are married, in love, parents, podcasters, actors, writers,
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  Speaker 2: stand-up comedians, Natasha, Moshe.
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  Speaker 1: Emmy winner.
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  Speaker 7: Emmy winner, which I want to talk about.
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  Speaker 4: Old friends who are comedians, not old comedians who are friends.
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  Speaker 1: Best-selling author, Moshe.
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  Speaker 2: Supportive wife, obviously.
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  Speaker 4: Very supportive wife.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know, I said something on a very important
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  Speaker 2: newscast recently. of TMZ, where I was an expert talking
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  Speaker 2: about Taylor and Travis. And everyone said, you know, how
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  Speaker 2: does this work? And I said, I don't think enough
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  Speaker 2: people recognize that there are women, much like myself, and
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  Speaker 2: most likely you. We always get accused of emasculating our men.
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  Speaker 2: What about the women that go out of their way
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  Speaker 2: to emasculate their men and give them credit and give
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  Speaker 2: them props and.
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  Speaker 1: You're saying that's a good thing to do?
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  Speaker 4: I say why not?
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  Speaker 2: But I'm saying nobody recognizes it. No one ever says
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  Speaker 2: when there's a power couple and they are thriving, no
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  Speaker 2: one ever goes, you know what?
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  Speaker 7: Props to the woman.
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  Speaker 2: You know, she's super powerful too, but she gives credit
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  Speaker 2: where credit's– they only want to focus media on if
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  Speaker 2: the people are powerful and then somehow the woman maybe
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  Speaker 2: becomes more powerful and they're like, well, they broke up
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  Speaker 2: because she emasculated them.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 4: You emasculate me so much.
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  Speaker 1: I emasculate you?
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  Speaker 5: A lot.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, sometimes at night, she'll insert some masculine into me. Pegging?
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  Speaker 4: She has a special belt. We don't call it pegging
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  Speaker 4: in our family.
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  Speaker 2: In our family?
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  Speaker 4: But just adding a bit more manhood to me. I
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  Speaker 4: love that. I think that's a really sweet move.
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  Speaker 7: I love that.
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  Speaker 2: And I had a guy brand him on yesterday. And
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  Speaker 2: I saw that he was on your show. And you
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  Speaker 2: had a clip of, if you were to divorce, who
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  Speaker 2: would he choose?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he obviously said, Said Natasha.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: It was painful. That was painful.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it was actually, Moshe was like kind of
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  Speaker 1: shattered by it.
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  Speaker 7: It's a little bit interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously, as a woman, I always choose the woman in
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  Speaker 2: the heterosexual breakup. I've had the difficulty of deciding when
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  Speaker 2: it's to mend. But I always go with the one
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  Speaker 2: that I knew first and knew longest. I think that's appropriate.
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  Speaker 2: Wish the other one well. Won't avoid them at a party.
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  Speaker 2: You know? but won't stop following him, but not going
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  Speaker 2: to go get dinner with him alone. You know, like
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a classy thing to figure out before
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  Speaker 2: anyone has any trouble who you'd like to choose if
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  Speaker 2: it was to happen.
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  Speaker 4: You have a chart, you're saying, of all the couples,
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  Speaker 4: which direction you're going.
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  Speaker 1: And many people are still.
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  Speaker 2: Very happy, may never break up, but I know where
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  Speaker 2: we're going to go. And then the ones where Peter
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  Speaker 2: and I together, we have already predetermined who Who we
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  Speaker 2: get in the divorce. And it's always the woman.
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  Speaker 4: What if you and Peter have a couple friend that
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  Speaker 4: break up and you choose one and he chooses the other?
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  Speaker 4: How do you negotiate that?
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  Speaker 2: It's never happened.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 6: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: Can you do that?
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  Speaker 2: He's always gone with my side with the woman.
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  Speaker 4: That's you emasculating him. See?
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Moshe's friend got a divorce and you hung out with
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  Speaker 1: both of them. You would have dinner with both of them.
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  Speaker 4: Who are we talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Annie. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we had a couple that got divorced, but the
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  Speaker 2: man was his original friend before I married him. So
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  Speaker 2: I liked the wife, but the wife had some issues.
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  Speaker 2: So once they got divorced and he got a new
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  Speaker 2: young hot wife, I embraced the young hot wife. And
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  Speaker 2: we would go out and I'd say, do you think
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  Speaker 2: that people are seeing two old men with two young
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  Speaker 2: gold diggers?
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  Speaker 7: Or do they think that the aunt came along?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And you're like, there's only one right answer. It's the
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  Speaker 4: two young women answer.
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  Speaker 2: Because I also don't want to be that woman that's
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  Speaker 2: mean to the second wife.
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  Speaker 4: But what is there too young?
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  Speaker 6: Like basically your husband's the only one who hasn't like
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  Speaker 6: traded up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's sticking. He knows he has it good. No,
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  Speaker 2: there's not that much divorce in our groups. There's not
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  Speaker 2: that much.
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  Speaker 7: But there's certainly some. I mean, you get we've been
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  Speaker 7: married 23 years.
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  Speaker 4: You get.
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  Speaker 2: To a certain point, there's going to be like at
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  Speaker 2: least a third that got divorced.
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  Speaker 7: And, you know, that's what it is.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are what, about 10 years, eight years?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're close.
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  Speaker 2: What are you at?
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  Speaker 4: I think we're nine years. Nine years. You know, we
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  Speaker 4: met on the show we all used to do together.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, we met on Chelsea Lately?
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  Speaker 4: Well, we sort of connected.
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  Speaker 2: I felt like you were like, oh, are we allowed
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  Speaker 2: to speak of it? Yes. I reference it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: It was a huge part of my life.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, I had a question.
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  Speaker 2: But wait, I want to say, you know what's kind
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  Speaker 2: of interesting is it was such a huge chunk of
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  Speaker 2: my life, Chelsea Lately, because I wrote on it.
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  Speaker 4: You guys were just guests.
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  Speaker 2: But you were on the panel as well. No, I
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  Speaker 2: was on the panel and on it and on after Lately,
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  Speaker 2: but I was there from like day one and like,
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  Speaker 2: figuring it out and who we wanted on the shows
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  Speaker 2: and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 7: So for so long, there was a huge chunk of
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  Speaker 7: my life.
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  Speaker 2: And now I realize that the post time that actually
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop is a longer running show than Chelsea lately,
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  Speaker 2: because I'm on eight and a half years of doing
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  Speaker 2: this and Chelsea was seven and a half. And it's
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  Speaker 2: kind of the way my life would too. There was
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  Speaker 2: like a whole world of pre-Peter and then post-Peter and
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  Speaker 2: And then there comes a time in women's lives that
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  Speaker 2: we get to a certain age where you realize that
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  Speaker 2: you have actually spent more time married. I'm not there yet,
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  Speaker 2: but I will be in like seven years. More time
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  Speaker 2: married than not.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, more time of your life married than not?
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  Speaker 7: Than not.
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  Speaker 4: Natasha, you'll be able to say that, I think, probably
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  Speaker 4: right before you take your last breath. This is it.
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  Speaker 4: I've crossed over the Rubicon.
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  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you guys grew together?
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  Speaker 6: Like you're basically saying more time as an entity together.
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  Speaker 6: It's almost like less, you know, it's like you're less
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  Speaker 6: of an individual almost.
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  Speaker 2: Um, yeah, a little bit. I mean, I feel with,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I feel very lucky with my career and
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  Speaker 2: I have three kids, but I mean, with my career,
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  Speaker 2: my books and everything, I'm very lucky to have like
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  Speaker 2: such a separate life. I never took his last name
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  Speaker 2: except when I was pregnant and it's on my license
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  Speaker 2: because I thought if I ever was in the hospital
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  Speaker 2: or my child was sick, I don't want to not
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  Speaker 2: have his name on my child, which is my child's name.
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  Speaker 4: You took his name for nine months?
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  Speaker 7: No, I mean, I didn't get it until then.
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  Speaker 1: She's saying legally.
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  Speaker 7: Legally, I didn't even do it.
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  Speaker 2: And then I never took it professionally because I had
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of something going on before I married
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  Speaker 2: him and I wasn't going to. Like, you're still a Gero.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But are you guys?
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  Speaker 1: We're modern people.
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  Speaker 7: But does your child have?
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  Speaker 6: She has his name. And maybe mine, but yeah.
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  Speaker 4: To her great chagrin. I never asked for that, by
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  Speaker 4: the way. I never said give her my name. Natasha
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  Speaker 4: ceded the name and now resents me for it.
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 4: You want to hyphenate, right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think it would be, well, the same thing
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  Speaker 1: as you. Well, I'm like, if my.
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  Speaker 2: Boys were Drake and Brandon McDonald versus Tobias, who knows
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  Speaker 2: where they could be today.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They could be at eight and a half years of
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  Speaker 4: Juicy Scoop Jr.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I just want to give her options.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. You know, and I also want to have like legal,
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  Speaker 6: you know, like in the case of something going wrong,
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  Speaker 6: you want to like be able to say that someone
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  Speaker 6: has the same name as you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's my memory because I worked with Tracee Ellis
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  Speaker 2: Ross on my first show, which was a show called
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  Speaker 2: Lyricist's Lounge. It's my memory, so I'm not 100% sure,
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  Speaker 2: but she was born and her original name was her
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  Speaker 2: father's name. And Diana Ross was married to I forgot,
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  Speaker 2: but it wasn't... And then when she started to pursue
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  Speaker 2: her career, then she took Ross.
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  Speaker 7: Very smart.
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  Speaker 4: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: So... We figure if our child... My kids have that choice.
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  Speaker 2: You can always switch it, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we figure if our child wants to be like
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  Speaker 4: an intellectual or a journalist, she'll go Kasher. If she
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  Speaker 4: wants to be an influencer or an actress, we're thinking
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  Speaker 4: probably Leggero.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That just seems a little sexier than Kasher.
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  Speaker 2: And what if it's OnlyFans?
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  Speaker 7: What's the name on OnlyFans?
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  Speaker 4: OnlyFans, then I think she drops... the last name altogether
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  Speaker 4: and just becomes a one-namer. Yeah. Totally. We're doing OnlyFans Junior.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a feeder program.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: And they don't upload anything. It's totally kosher. Oh, I
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  Speaker 4: love it. But it just sort of trains them, and
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  Speaker 4: it's kind of a beautiful thing.
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  Speaker 7: How to film with themselves and correspond.
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  Speaker 2: One time we were talking about it, so I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, with OnlyFans, whatever, and someone's like, what, would
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  Speaker 2: it bother you more? Because I have a stepdaughter too
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  Speaker 2: that I raised, you know, that if your stepdaughter was
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  Speaker 2: on it, would that bother you? I'm like, I think
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  Speaker 2: it would bother me more if my sons were actively
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  Speaker 2: paying someone. Like they were a customer. And they were
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  Speaker 2: like under the guise that this woman really cares about them.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's one thing to go look or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But the ones that pay the real money to correspond
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  Speaker 2: like a fake girlfriend, that makes me sad kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Would you consider it cheating if Peter was subscribed to
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  Speaker 4: someone's OnlyFans?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. There's no way. Yes, that is not okay.
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  Speaker 8: Really?
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  Speaker 2: That is not okay.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, Moshe, are you?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not paying. I don't understand the logic of paying.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't get it.
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  Speaker 6: Because it's not free to have someone interact with you.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's right. The interaction.
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  Speaker 2: The interacting is where I heard you make the real money,
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  Speaker 2: which is my thing. If you were really a big
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  Speaker 2: person on OnlyFans, couldn't you just hire a couple assistants?
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  Speaker 2: How about an AI? Yeah, that's just writing back and
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  Speaker 2: sending stock photos of you, you know?
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  Speaker 7: Why would Denise Richards have to be doing that every second?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then what is she doing?
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  Speaker 4: Wait, Denise Richards is not on Old Macbeth.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, she is.
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  Speaker 4: She is?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's been on for a year, and so is Sammy,
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  Speaker 2: her daughter with Charlie Sheen.
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  Speaker 4: That's beautiful. Now, that's sweet.
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  Speaker 2: But I love that you don't know that. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know that either.
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  Speaker 4: Is it adult content?
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  Speaker 2: That shows that you guys are really at a different level.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Of enjoying life.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, is it adult content? Or it's just Denise Richards
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  Speaker 4: using the OnlyFans platform to interact with fans?
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  Speaker 2: No, some of it is adult. I don't know how
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  Speaker 2: far into adult, but definitely like super sexy.
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  Speaker 7: You can see her take a shower.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But do they interact with people?
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  Speaker 6: Like if I want to interact with Denise Richards right now,
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  Speaker 6: I can on OnlyFans?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know 100%, but I just know that's where
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  Speaker 2: the people make the real money. Because it's like each
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  Speaker 2: time you get a text, it's like you have to
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  Speaker 2: pay another $ 20. And then there's people that just subscribe
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  Speaker 2: for seven and you get a variety of photos throughout
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  Speaker 2: the month.
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  Speaker 1: I just thought of the funniest thing.
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  Speaker 6: Like a mom's trying to like do her chores in
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  Speaker 6: the day, but then she's got a text and then
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  Speaker 6: she's got to like go take a steamy shower on
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  Speaker 6: OnlyFans and then like run back out and make dinner.
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  Speaker 4: She puts on Peppa Pig.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there was a vlog that put You know, haven't
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  Speaker 2: you seen like ads? I mean, I've been at the
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  Speaker 2: beach where I've seen someone pay for a plane go
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  Speaker 2: by which joined Jasmine's OnlyFans and I've seen it on
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  Speaker 2: cars and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So this woman was going to pick up her kids
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  Speaker 2: at like a Christian private school and she had the
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  Speaker 2: big OnlyFans thing on and this Christian school said, you
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  Speaker 2: no longer can pick up your kid in the line.
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  Speaker 2: And then she tried to– I don't know if she
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  Speaker 2: was suing or what, but the husband was pissed. Everyone
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  Speaker 2: was pissed. And they're like, now our child has crossed
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  Speaker 2: the street. If they get hit, it's on you or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like– and also because she's like probably gotten
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  Speaker 2: so many dads from waiting in line that are like,
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  Speaker 2: who the fuck is that? Like that's– I always think
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  Speaker 2: it must be kind of hotter if you can like
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  Speaker 2: whack off to someone that you like kind of know
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  Speaker 2: but don't. than just like some chick that you've never
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  Speaker 2: met before.
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  Speaker 1: You think she's propositioning guys in the line to pick
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  Speaker 1: up her kindergartner?
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  Speaker 2: No, she's not propositioning, but she knows that they're seeing
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  Speaker 2: the sticker, and then they don't really know her, and
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  Speaker 2: that's kind of hot, because then they can have a
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  Speaker 2: fantasy about the mom at, at the PTA meeting and
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  Speaker 2: they know what underwear she was wearing that morning or
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  Speaker 2: when she took a shower between loading the dishwasher.
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  Speaker 4: 100% of the dads looked it up. If you hear, oh,
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  Speaker 4: did you hear that Diane from Room 4 is on OnlyFans?
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  Speaker 4: 100% of them are looking it up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: At a Christian school, 100%. You, Moshe?
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  Speaker 6: 1,000%.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's talk. So you won an Emmy for what?
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  Speaker 4: I won an Emmy for a sort of roundtable discussion
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  Speaker 4: that LeBron James' company does They do a series of
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  Speaker 4: them called Standing Up, Recipe for Change.
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  Speaker 6: And the woman from Mozza cooks for them.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like a dinner party.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's basically a dinner party where there's like sort
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  Speaker 4: of celebrities and thinkers from a group. They did a
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  Speaker 4: Black Women Lead. They did a Stop Asian Hate. And
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  Speaker 4: this one was Recipe for Change, Standing Up Against Anti-Semitism.
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  Speaker 4: And so it was, yeah, it was Nancy Silverton from
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  Speaker 4: Mozza and Skylar Astin.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, so where was this? Where did you people watch this?
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  Speaker 4: It was on YouTube. It was a YouTube original.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: That's so great.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: And there was three of them. Alana Glazer hosted one.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Idina Menzel hosted the third one. And each one was
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: like a chef cooking for a group of Jews talking
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: about standing up against anti-Semitism. And we got nominated for
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: an Emmy. And it was really exciting. And you won.
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: And I won. But we got there. Do you remember this?
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: Natasha came, very supportive wife. Speaking of emasculating me.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: We get to the red card. Like, okay, look. I'm
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: used to Natasha being... the darling of the red carpets
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: that we go to. I mean, I'm not, I don't
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: have jealousy in that way.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Well, the one thing also about Natasha, which I love,
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: and we've done stand-up for years, many, many years, and
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: you have specials and everything. But you, from the very beginning,
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: would wear and have always worn very, very fashionable clothes.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: And you have a little tiny body. And it looks
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: so good when you wear the 1950s dress and the
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: white gloves and your heels and your cute legs. So
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: we have that going on.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: She looks great. Listen, like I said, it's not a
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: jealousy thing 99.99% of the time. Thank you, Heather. I'm
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: thrilled for the people to be like, Natasha, Natasha. But
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: we get there. I'm the one that's nominated. And they're like,
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: excuse me, Jew, step to the side. One alone, one alone.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: And I'm going, they got some pictures of us as
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: a couple, and then they want some singles of Natasha.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: And I say to my handler, I go, you know,
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: I'm the one that was nominated. They might want some
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: singles of me too. And he's like, oh, yeah, sure, sorry.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: And they bring me back, and the photographer's like, we're good. No,
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: we got it. Move along.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: So I spoke to them and I made sure you
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: got your picture.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Who cares?
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: So then you won it and then you guys took
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: this fun one where she's pretending to steal it from you.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Well, then I go back.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping this was pretending.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: No, it's communal property.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: It belongs to the two of us. Yeah, yeah. But
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: the best part was we sit down and– we're not
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: seated at the table that the project is the project
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: is the my project is one table over yeah we
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: are seated at the table next to it we're sitting
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: next to like the vfx guy from like fast and
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: fury like it just doesn't make sense but there's two
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: empty seats yeah at the table that we want to
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: sit at so we go over and we sit down
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: and this this guy gets up this guy walks up
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: and he's like these are these are he's like a
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: 60 year old guy from some show he's like these
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: are my seats i'll go We're like, oh, we can go.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: We're happy to go move to the table. We just,
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: this is our project. We thought there's an empty seat there.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: And he starts like yelling. He's like, thanks a lot
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: for telling me where I can sit. That's real fucking
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: nice of you.
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: Jeez.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: And goes and sits down. And so the whole time
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: we're like this asshole.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: And you're like, do you know that my project is
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: for anti-semitism?
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: And this is feeling vaguely anti-Semitic.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: It's also 10.30 a.m.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: And everyone's like already drunk.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Because this was the other, like the special Emmys.
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: The daytime Emmys.
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: The daytime Emmys.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: So we... The whole time he's like the joke. We're like, oh,
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: he should be the host. Our table's just laughing at him.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: And then when we stand, they call our name. I'm
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: thrilled to win an Emmy, but I would say 70%
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: of my happiness was that this motherfucker got to see
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: that I win the Emmy. Like this old grump.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: He won one right after you.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the punchline. So then I go back to
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: the red carpet and finally I get my single. I go, look, look,
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: I got an Emmy. Maybe you want to picture me.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: And I'm overjoyed until I see they've called the next
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Emmy category. And guess who's coming down the red carpet?
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: It's my nemesis, this old guy who's also got an Emmy.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Crotchety Crotch. So did Crotchety Crotch win for producing or something, too?
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think so.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that was the end of the story, honey.
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about it from a different angle.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: That's okay, you guys. Please, I think you can get
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: through this moment.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: click and collect.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: So easy.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: what would you do if it was given back?
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: started crying.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: happens next.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to pull punches.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: Okay, listen.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: This is a moment we can't get through.
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: Okay, so Natasha. I mean, my God.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: So Natasha's at the improv. And I want to know
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: when you decided to do this. Because you're wearing cute
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: overalls with a white shirt and a little jacket.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: And basically wearing what I was wearing here. Yeah, overalls.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Like a T-shirt.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: And no bra. And so I was like, oh.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, you don't go out with a bra normally.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Not if I'm wearing overalls.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, good.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: So then I was following Burt and I was like.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Burt Kreischer, who is notorious and famous for. doing standup
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: with his shirt off. It's really what's kind of made him,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's a very good standup, but it's what
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: he's most recognizable for.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: So I followed him and then I was like, I
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: had to follow him on the late show. And I
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: was like, you know, I'm just going to take my
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: shirt off too. And so I asked the, um, the
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: DJ to play the same song when I got up.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: And then I just, I was like, I'm just going
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: to take it.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: So you decided in that moment.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know what was going on.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like you're planning before. Nothing was planned before.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: No, it was like in the moment, but then I
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: looked and I saw how easy it would be, like
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: with my overalls.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: And like, oh, and I knew I had a jacket.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: It was actually like a version of this outfit.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: And have you always been, know that you have a
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: good tittage situation?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: They're small, but they haven't really, you know. Dropped? No, no.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: And they have like really small nipples and it just,
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: What do you think, Moshe?
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: I think your tits are, to be honest, some of
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: the smallest nipples in the industry.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: In the industry.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And that's what I love about it.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I knew that I would, I probably wouldn't have done,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: And when you did it, did you think it would
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: get so much news coverage?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't really know what would happen.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, but when I got out there, there was just
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: like a sea of phones. That's like I was not
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: exactly preparing for that.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: And yeah, and so then.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: And then you put your furry jacket back on to
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: finish your set.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I put my furry jacket on, but I did flash them,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: and I didn't do much time. It was a little hard.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: And, you know, I really thought people were going to start, like,
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: heckling me on the road, and that didn't happen even once.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: She would text me every time she did a road date, like, for, like,
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: a month.
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: Afterwards, yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: She'd go, what do I do if somebody screams, show
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: me your tits? And what did I say? I said, oh,
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: you got to pay for the meet and greet, honey.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love that.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: That would have been a good answer.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: That's a good joke. So did you, did your sales
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: go up, though, afterwards? For your gigs that were already planned.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie. My shows have been pretty
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: sold out.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: You think it's connected to the tits?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I thought it was because of the roasts on TikTok,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: but maybe it's this.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: I think it's just, you know, I think a little
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: bit of news like that reminds people of who you are.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: And you are a great stand-up and you do have
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: great clips from your specials and from your roasts. So
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: clever and great. So I think it might have just
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: made someone be like, oh, wait, that chick's coming. I
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: saw her thing coming. I'm going to look.
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: And then they bought the ticket.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like tiny nipses coming to town.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it was like the only reason.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you looked out and your audience looked like
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: it always looked, you know, a variety of people, whatever.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Not just like a bunch of like truckers that were like,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: you know what?
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: We're going to swing by.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: And hope that after an hour and a half of comedy,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: we'd see a tiny nip. I don't think that was
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: the case.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, but the improv was like, you can't post that
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: because we can get our liquor license taken away. And
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: I was like, well, why does Bert get to do that?
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: And she was like, they were just like, well, I
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: don't know, but women can't get naked on stage. And
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: so then it was like kind of annoying. So then
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: I wanted to like, When it got on TMZ, I
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: was like, I'm just going to post it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Well, you remember when Tig, who had recovered from cancer,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: she took off her top in her own special.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: She said, me, Tig, and Bert should all go on
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: tour together.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: But then you have to be the headliner. It's got
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: to go like.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not following Bert. He can headline.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I had my one and only viral moment
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: on stage.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, yours is not funny, though.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: It did absolutely nothing for my career.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, it didn't bump your sales up at all? At all.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. I faded on stage, and everybody took it.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: It's got millions and millions of views. From very political
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: people and, you know, and it angered people, angered people
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: that I said I was vaccinated, angered people that I.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: Made them happy that I fainted because I deserved it.
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: You don't think it raises awareness for your show? No.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: Really.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. It was just like, this is why chicks
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: aren't funny. Because they always faint?
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: This classic lady comedian goes on stage, she has a
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: medical episode, she faints. This is why I don't like
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: female comics.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: And then everybody that talked about it, that were big,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: big podcast people, Joe Rogan a couple times. And I'm like,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: please have me on.
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you like what happened.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And I think there's so much more to the story
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: of what I found and like who I saw actually
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: commenting on it. There were people I personally knew commenting
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Saying negative things? Oh, yes. People you knew from your life?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Yes. That's crazy.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: What were they saying?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: That I'm, you know, blasphemous. Because I said, I said,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I've never gotten COVID. Clearly, Jesus loves me the most. Joking, obviously.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: And I talk about how I'm Catholic. And I thought,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: you know, so it's like people know I believe in God.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: And but I talk about him like a friend, you know,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: and they don't like that. You know, joke like Jesus
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: knows you, whatever. So those were the thing. Yeah, it's
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: like crazy. And I'm like, I have all this stuff
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: if you're really interested, like, Let me tell you what happened.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: And not one person that has ever reported on it
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: has ever reached out to me and been like, hey,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I'm covering this.
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: And I just want to know, like, are you doing okay?
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Or whatever. And then there was a whole thing that
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: said I was dead.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, and you're still dead? And this is like an
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: AI clone or something?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: No, just no one cared to, like, look me up
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: to see if I was still alive. There'd be 20,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: you know, like 50 things down.
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: They'd be like, you know, she's still alive.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: And then it would be like, And then I was like, God,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I'm really not famous.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I am really not famous.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: That's why your ticket sales didn't go up. They all
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: thought you were dead. They don't even know you're available.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Heather, you cannot read these message boards.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Why are you reading this?
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Well, I stopped doing it, but in the beginning I did.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard to resist.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Since I went cold turkey on reading awful things about
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: myself December 23rd of this year.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Congratulations.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: And I'm treating it like an alcohol thing. Every day
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: that I go past.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: So how do you avoid it if you go on Instagram?
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, Instagram's not that bad. I've blocked most awful people.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: You're not going to actively search.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to the active hate groups that are
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: dedicated to hating on me.
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: I used to go.
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: Whoa.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: My family used to go. We used to read it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Your family would go.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Yes. I was afraid they were going to indoctrinate my
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: sons to turn on me. They hate me so much.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: So you had your sons know about it?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: They found out about it on their own.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: And then how did you talk to them about that?
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: They started to realize how insane they were and how
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: it wasn't true. And then a couple of times they
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: said mean things about them. But they're men, so they're like,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: fuck these bitches.
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: But I can't do that.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what did they say about me? What are
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: they saying about you, though?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Imagine if this was your mother. She's an awful person.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: She's a garbage person.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Because of the Christian thing.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: No, anything I do. I'll be at a tennis thing
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: with my niece, supporting my niece. And it'll be like,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: imagine if this thing was your aunt. Like, no matter what,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: it's just horrible, horrible stuff.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: And it doesn't bother you?
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: And it's every story. It did bother me. And it
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: was sucking up the life out of me. Then one day,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is the last day I look.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: And like I said, every day I go, I don't look.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: And it's amazing. And I'm like, it's like I'm so
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: bummed that ever it ever consumed me at all. And
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: now I look back, you know, when you like read
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: a great book on a vacation and then sometimes you
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: think about that vacation, you go, oh, I remember I
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: was reading that book in Hawaii, whatever. Unfortunately, there were
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: times I was on the road and doing trips that
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: I would get into bed and I would read all
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: this awful stuff about me. And now I'm bummed because
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I kind of associate That memory, that trip, that whatever,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: with the fact of what was consuming my thoughts.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: Listen, there's plenty of new places to go. I think
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: it's really important to grow as a person. And it's
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: really great that you've taken this part away from your life.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: But it is sad that you're like, oh, I can't
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: go to Tahiti. I remember. That's where I read I
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: was a dead, blasphemous garbage ghost. No more Tahitian islands
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: for me.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: So true. So true. Well, I love it. Like I said,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: people are copying, wanting to be Natasha.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Her nipples are high up, too. I like that.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: This girl is named Anita, two N's, two T's. She's
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: a Brazilian pop star, and she was hanging out with
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: a real housewife's estranged husband. They're separated, Mauricio, in Aspen.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: And that's what I first found out about her.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: That's in Aspen? That's a brave outfit for Aspen.
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: No, you want them hard, though, in that outfit. You
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: want them poking through the mesh.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: She's wearing full naked boobs, and it's just literally a
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: bathing suit cover with a G-string underneath.
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: And her nips and her bod.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Ooh, I want to see the butt.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: I need to see the butt.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, I have a picture of the butt later. I
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: just didn't put it in here. But the butt's amazing.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: The butt's perfect. She's Brazilian.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: What do you expect?
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Whoa. This just little thing in the Oscars was I
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: guess Al Pacino got shit for not going through all
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: the nominees before saying best picture again. But he is
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: now saying the producers told him not to go through
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: all them again because they were already featured throughout the show.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Do you know he has a newborn?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, of course I do.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: He's an active father. Honestly, he is. I am. heard.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: He does baby and me classes.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Baby yoga.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, baby and me classes, baby yoga.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: When you got up there, it was like, baby.
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: Shark, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Baby, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Wait, do you do a good impression of him?
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: No, that was as good as I could do.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Baby!
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Baby, baby.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Shark, shark, shark, shark, shark.
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's got a newborn. And then Robert De Niro
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: has a newborn. He did say in an article recently
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: that his wife does most of the heavy lifting.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: But I do like that these 80-year-olds are all starting
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: like third and fourth families.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: He meant that literally, though. He's like, I physically cannot
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: do any heavy lifting at this point because of the
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: calcium content in my bones.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: But I guess you can still– Your sperm is still
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: good enough at 80 to make a baby? Or do
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: we think maybe she got some... No, you can impregnate.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Especially if you're Al Pacino. I mean, that's Tony Montana.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: All he has in this world is his word and
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: his balls. And he's not breaking them for anybody.
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: Amazing.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Robert De Niro is aging better, though.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: When you are this old and this rich, having a child...
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: All it is is a new bullet point in your will.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's the only it's not going to you know,
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: it won't remember you for sure. You'll die before it
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: can form memories. It's just writing a new person in
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: your will. A little little Michael Jr.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of, you know, being married people and stuff.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: When our parents were like married and they'd have a will.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Both my parents are deceased. But, you know, my dad
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: died shortly before my mom. But it was everything goes
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: to her. And then when she's passed, then it's split
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: among the kids. But now I keep telling Peter, I'm like,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I think we need to adjust it a little bit
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: because if you go or I go and then some
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: young hot thing comes into our lives and then they
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: could— Who becomes who?
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: You get mesmerized by them.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then, like, who's to say that then they
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: don't change my will and screw out the kids?
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: So it's like I want to make sure that no
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: matter what happens, yes, of course, my husband will have
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: the money. But I want to like make sure that
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: my kids are protected in case he remarries, gets Alzheimer's,
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: has some hussy, has some like dirty Jane come in
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: his life.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Well, then why don't you just split it between all
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: of them?
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Immediately, you're saying. But then he needs the money.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: But it is his money and my kids are young
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: and I don't. Like if I die tomorrow, I want
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: him to still be the one that has it all.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: My kids are young. I don't.
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: I don't want them to suddenly.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Have a big chunk of money at 18 and 21.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think that would behoove them, and he's good
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: with money. But I'm saying, like, that's why people are
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: now– and even, you know, they– and I remember one
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: time this other couple, the man said it. He goes, no,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I have a whole thing where my kids, even though
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: the kids were all there together, protected because if I'm
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: gone and my wife marries somebody or– and the other
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: thing is, like, then you have more kids.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: You know, then if you have more kids, then how
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: do you know that your kids are now not splitting
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: the money that you left? With Dirty Jane's kids.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: It's also funny that the way you frame it is
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: that they'll come along, you'll get Alzheimer's, and they will
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: change the will. But you're leaving out the part where
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: you're totally of sound mind and body, but you have
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: this young hard body come into your life. God forbid
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: something happens to Peter, but you've got this 26 year
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: old little like pool boy. Yeah. And you get so
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: sprung on that young dick that you do that. You
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: change the will. You're like, everything goes to him. I
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: love this boy so much. It's like, you got to
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: do a prenup for yourself.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: It happens with women too. When they get a hot
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: eating thing or they go a completely different type. Like
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: they were married to like a corporate guy, whatever. And
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: then you see them divorced and it's like tattooed fresh
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: out of prison, but like prison dick hot. And you're like,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I feel like she's going to get sucked in. And
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: she's so happy to have a guy super into her.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: That's the opposite of her ex.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But also being like really into her and being
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: a gentleman, being a delight, but just like looking this
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: like bad boy type. And she's like 50, but, you know,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: sexy too and everything. And like, yeah.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: You think someone like that could like convince you to,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Sign over? I mean, in what world are you going
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: to do that?
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Not sign over, but then convince you, like, no, this
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: is a great business idea. Wait, you know what would
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: be a really great home for us to buy? You
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: know how, you know, now all of a sudden I'm
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: riding motorcycles. And the 25-year-old kid is like, when did mom,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: who didn't even let us, like, ride a bike without
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: a helmet or a scooter, now mom's, like, riding Harleys
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: with her new boyfriend? What the hell is going on?
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: What kind of man do you think you'd marry if
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: I died? Another two?
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: I think I would be in more of like a,
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: you know how they like older rich woman, they marry
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: like a gay man?
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: You'd marry somebody gayer than me?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. You know, like Barry Diller. Like a billionaire
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: gay man. That sounds good.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Interesting. Why would he marry you?
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: Why would he marry you?
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why would a billionaire have to fake being straight?
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: Isn't Diane von Furstenberg and Barry Diller, it's like you
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: marry your best friend.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was in the 30s. This is the
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: last gay man in the closet in America.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: He's like, She's trying to snag.
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: It's never going to happen.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: It's a billionaire who still has investors who like wouldn't
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: agree that he was gay.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: So we'll get married. But then it's more of just
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: like a friendship.
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: I can honestly say.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I don't ask him too many questions about his work.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Right. I like it. I can honestly say that if
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: something was to happen, I have no desire to get
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: married again unless this person swoops in. And will completely
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: financially elevate my life.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I'm talking finance.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I'm living on a yacht.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I'm talking jets and yachts and everything like that. Otherwise, no,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: you can be my boyfriend. But like, no. Look at
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Jackie O.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: You know, she.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: She married up.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: She married up from the president. She did.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: She did. And, you know, the story is all about
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: that is that like they had like sex once. She
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: let him have a mistress and she just went shopping
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: for cashmere sweaters in every color and had all that
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: money for her kids and was protected. And he loved
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: having that. Having her as his wife.
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: As long as he didn't act like an asshole, which
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: he probably did. Have you ever seen him? And then
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: I think he dumped Maria Callas for Jackie O.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was such a status symbol.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: They would like date each other's boyfriends. It does seem
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: like very traumatic.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: It was very much, if you watch The Crown, kind
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: of what the narrative is of why, what was his name,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Muhammad and his dad were trying to get Diana out.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: to marry him, to have that status, to get them
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: to a level of like status where, my God, my
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: son's married to the princess who's so beloved. But I
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: remember my mom, even as a young girl, like I
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: didn't know any of this stuff, you know? And my
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: mom was like, You know, she went from JFK, you know,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: to my mom was hot, gorgeous. And everybody said to
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: this little thing, this little old thing. And I was like, oh,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: like to me, I didn't even think it. I was like, oh, yeah,
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: they're like as a young girl. Like, oh, they're in love.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Like she's not a young woman, whatever. I mean, she's young, but,
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: you know, he looked old and short to her. But
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: to my mom, who was like that age and living
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: that life, she was like kind of disappointed that she married.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Someone that was, like, not her age and not hot. But,
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: of course, she also told me that JFK was cheating
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: on her all the time.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: Your mom needs to get on a teakwood yacht and
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: see what she thinks.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Because that's a nice life.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: And that's the way she looks at aesthetics and lovers.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: She's like, you know what? This yacht makes you a
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: little bit cuter, actually. Of course.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Of course. Okay. Sharon Stone just revealed on a podcast,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: which is not mine, and I don't know why, because we...
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: know each other. Sharon, come do Heather's podcast.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: I don't get it.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: And do the Endless Honeymoon podcast while you're at it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Do both of our podcasts.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 37:38
  Speaker 7: She's a mom of three.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: You're relevant. Our boys know each other.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: We'll help you.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: We spent a moment together, a very important moment at
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: the school together at.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: We don't know you at all, Sharon, but we think
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: you should come on our podcast, too. We think you'd
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: give great relationship advice.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: We actually know you in a way.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: We feel you. Actually, we did spend time with you
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: in an elevator in the Bowery Hotel once. And we
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: won't say what you were on speakerphone talking about, but
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: we overheard your conversation and it was exciting.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Then she should definitely be yours.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: She'd come on our podcast.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: She was dating Gary Shandling. She must like comedians.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Is that right?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Wasn't she?
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Sharon, baby, come on.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but do you imagine if that's like
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: what happens? She comes on and then they end up
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: together and you brought this on all yourself.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: You mean she and I?
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, now that would be a great.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I would actually, I would be a little jealous.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: To be honest, Heather, that would be quite a juicy scoop.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Or you just become a throuple.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Would you date Sharon Stone with me? That sounds like
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: a lot. She could elevate us.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: She's never had a daughter. She only has sons.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: She could elevate us financially. She could get us on
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: a teakwood yacht. She doesn't wear underwear. You don't wear bras.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: You're the perfect couple.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: She does not want to hang out with us, honey.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: I think she does.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: So she mentioned this story in her book.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: What's the story?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: You've written books. I've written books.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Natasha's written a great book.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I wrote a book.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Natasha wrote a great book. Greatest cover ever.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: Can I just say, I did tons of press for
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: my book. And I had so many people from your podcast.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: It was like more than anyone else reach out to me.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: And it was really nice.
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: And love the book, I know.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: More than Gail, CBS.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Because my Juicy Scoopers read and they support and they
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: love when I introduce them to other funny people that
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: they weren't maybe aware of.
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: And your book was great and your cover was great.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: If that's the case, my book's called Subculture Vulture, available now. Yes! bestseller.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Kind of exciting.
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: And this is your second book.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: That's my second book, yeah.
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: And we were saying, when you tell.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: stories about yourself, memoirs and stuff. I always say, you know,
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: when I wrote my book, the first book, not until
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: it was all the way done did then I get
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: to have a call with a lawyer and they're like,
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: you need to change this guy's, I always change their names,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: but she was like, you need to change a couple
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: different things. What their location, where they live, what city,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: what their occupation was. And I'm like, why don't you
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: have that meaning with the writers before they start? Because
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: you'd save them time and everything. And so in her book,
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: she tells this story of saying, I did a movie.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: She doesn't say what movie. And a director in the
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: movie said, you should have sex with your co-star because
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: you guys are lacking chemistry to make the movie better.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: Old Hollywood, baby.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: And that came out. Her book came out in 2021.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: And now she went on this podcast and she said
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: who it was. Robert Evans, the director. And it was Sliver.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: With Billy Baldwin, which was kind of like a cheesy movie.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Do you remember it?
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: No.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: It was after Basic Instinct. So she was already a
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: star and being sexy. And it was her and Billy Baldwin.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: She was supposed to be like a high-end escort. And
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: they lived in this like fancy– this is what I'm remembering,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: like sexy condo situation. And he was like a videographer guy,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: which this is like back when like only a few
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: people had a video camera. And they had a very
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: sexual relationship. But it was pretty– it was kind of boring.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: It wasn't that great.
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: So then she– So she said, I went into his office, Robert.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Evans, and he's eating those malt ball chocolates and he's
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: got his sunglasses on.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: He's the Godfather producer guy? Yeah. He used to be
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: the head of Universal or whatever?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: And he wrote a book, The Kid Sticks Stays in
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: the Picture.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, cool.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: And he goes, I screwed Ava Gardner. I screwed all
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: these people. And I had sex with these people. This
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: is what you need to do with Billy Baldwin. You
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: need to have sex with him. And she's like, I didn't.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: And what's interesting is she goes, I think everyone thought
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: she was this hyper, like, sexual girl. She goes, when
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: did I get in the business of now I have
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: to fuck people when I'm, like, a really good actress
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: and all this other stuff? But she was kind of–
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Because she flashed her vagina, I guess. Which she always
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: said was not– she was tricked into doing.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: Do you know that story? No.
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: So she had that great white dress on.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Much– oh, my God.
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: I just realized it was like this.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: It was very similar to what you're wearing.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Like that. And– Hold on a second. I bought such
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: a great. Oh, wow.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Heather, this is great. You're cosplaying.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: And I bought such a great dress like that years ago.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: And I put these dresses in this extra closet and
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: one day Peter thought those were the clothes to give away.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: And I'm so pissed. And it was a Mary-Kate and
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Ashley dress, but from like their high end.
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: And it was so flattering.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: I know, but it really was.
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: They have like a high end line, okay?
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it still exists.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: You have an Uncle Joey original, I believe, right?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I remember that.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: But it was just like her dress. And I was like,
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: and it was so flattering. It was like thick white
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: so I could wear it. It wasn't cheesy.
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: It was like a $ 350 dress.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: It was good.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: Anyway, so she's wearing that dress and she said, they
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: said to her.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: You're saying you had the same dress?
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: Very similar.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: And I didn't even think about it when I bought it.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: And then I realized, oh, this is like the basic Instagram.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: But her story that I've read in interviews that I
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: recall is that she did have underwear on. And then
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: she was supposed to do the cross leg thing. And
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: they're like, the light's reflecting on your underwear. And take
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: it off, but we won't see anything.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Bullshit.
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: That is what she claims.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: I don't believe that story for a second. You know,
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: remember the Beatles, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: And it's all like psychedelic imagery. Picture yourself on a
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: tangerine pickle or whatever. And then they always ask the
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Beatles their whole career. So that was about acid. And
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: they go, no. It was just a weird coincidence that
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: it was Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. This is
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: what this story reminds me of. She's like, no, I never.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: They said that the sun was reflecting off of my underwear.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: There's no way. There's no way. And she uncrossed her leg.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: I don't believe it.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Okay. You don't have to believe it.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: She did it on purpose.
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: Well, it's interesting because would she want to give it back?
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: Because she probably wouldn't have become. She just came out
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: saying that she can only fly private. Because everybody knows
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: her and she's like harassed. She said they know about
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: her in every country because she flashed her.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: So it's like, is it worth it? It's almost like
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: a pact with the devil.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Did they did she sleep with him?
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: No, no, she did not. And but I took an
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: acting class and I had a scene partner.
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: We were doing same time next year.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: And we talked to the phone and he kind of
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: like liked me, but I was just like, we're like friends, whatever.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: And he told me that the acting team, we were
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: having trouble doing, or he thought we were having trouble
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: doing the scene the way it should be done. And
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: he told me that the acting teacher took him aside
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: and was like, have you guys fucked?
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: And you should.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: What are all these Hollywood dinosaurs doing?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: They're trying to hook up their friends.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: And then when he told me that, I'm like, I
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: can't believe I'm paying this guy, whatever, how many hundreds
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: of dollars a month. So then that was the last
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: acting class I took like scene study. I was like,
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: that's it. And so thank God I could make a
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: career not being a good actress.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: You know what, though, Heather? I imagine you're bringing this
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: up because this is how Natasha and I first became
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: romantically involved. You pulled us aside. You remember? You're a
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: producer writer on the show. And you said that on
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: the panel, you said on the panel that Natasha and
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: I lacked chemistry. And you asked me, have you fucked Natasha?
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: And I said, no.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: And I said, do it if you want to come
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: back and make 300 bucks.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: And that was the beginning of our life together. So
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: I want to thank you for that.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Did you actually meet doing an episode together?
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: No, but we met sort of in the.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: In the world because we'd have parties and stuff.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: In the kind of halls of comedy. But we started dating,
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: I remember... while we were both doing the show. And
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: on the final episode of the show, I was at
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Burning Man and Natasha brought one of my headshots to
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: say goodbye. And so you look at the- And did.
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: You have a crush on him then?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: I think we were dating, right?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: We were dating.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, you were dating. So when, but then how did
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: the first date happen then?
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I think we just kind of texted each other.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: But who texted whom first?
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Well, I, she had a party. She was single for
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: the first time since I'd known her. And she had
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: a party and invited me over. And I was excited
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: because she was kind of my comedy dream girl, other
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: than you.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: But I was married with kids.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was my barrier was Peter and your children.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: And so I went over there and I was like, oh, exciting.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Maybe she likes me. And then she was flirting, I remember,
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: with an intern from a TBS show.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: That sounds so horrible.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I was not flirting with anyone.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: First of all, does TBS still exist?
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think it does. Definitely was not flirting.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: Well, I thought she was. But I went home that
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: night and I had two dreams, one about Whoopi Goldberg
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: and one about her. Oh, interesting. And just randomly. Well,
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: I usually dream about Whoopi. And I texted Natasha the
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: next day, I had a dream about you and Whoopi
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: Goldberg last night. I put them together to diffuse the
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: creep factor. And she texted back, come over. tonight and
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: let's smoke some cigarettes. This was back in the cigarette
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: time of life.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I don't want to promote cigarette smoking.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Do you guys understand that, no, cigarettes, I predicted this.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I do predictions about things. I predicted this like two
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: years ago and it's absolutely happening. I was like, cigarettes
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: are going to come back because the vaping.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: They stink.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I know, but the vaping, it's going to come back
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: as like a cool, I don't give a fuck thing.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Like the end of the world's happening.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: And I can also afford cigarettes. Because they're like.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: $ 8 a package.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: If the end of the world came now, I would
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: be upset that I had quit smoking so long ago.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh, this is how I die? It's
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: not emphysema? I should have been smoking.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: Wait, but why not vape? Because I thought vaping was
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: kind of an improvement. Is it because it's bad for you?
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, vaping is bad for you. And I
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: almost feel like it's worse for you. And I don't
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: know anything because people are going to come at me.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I think it's worse for you because... you can do
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: it all the time.
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: You can do it in every restaurant. You can do
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: it everything.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: At least with a cigarette, you have to, okay, I
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: got to wait.
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: I got to go outside.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: I have to, you know, leave my home or go
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: on a walk. And so you're not doing it all
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: You're not doing it all the time.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I think that's important. I think not enough emphasis is
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: put on that. Same with the phone.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: It's like, if you're doing it all the time, it's
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: like you have to get boundaries with yourself in terms of,
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: Smoking and imbibing and your phone.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Addictions, really.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I will say so many people that are working a job,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: like we're in customer service or whatever, or even like
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: I've seen it with like security guards at schools. They're
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: just on the phone. And I'm like, wait a minute.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: You know, like the phone has got to be put
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: away while you're the security guard or while you're, you know,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: working at some place, you know. It should be in
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: your locker and then every hour on your break you
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: should check, oh, my mom called me. Like in the
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: olden days you would have to go check your messages
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: every few hours to see if you had a voicemail
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: But society says that's okay to be looking at your
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: phone while you're doing everything else.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: That's where we're at.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: And that's what, yeah.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: You know, Robert Evans never checked his text messages once
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: and look at what he turned into. He's telling Sharon
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Stone to fuck her coworker. So it's not like it
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: was good back then.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: This was kind of a weird story. So Bradley Cooper
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: was saying that he used to bathe with his dad
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: while growing up. And then he also told a story
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: of how his daughters, nine and six, and sometimes he's
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: just taking a poop and they walk in and they
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: talk to him. How hard up.
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: Are you to be in the news that this? is
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: in an interview?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I poop in front of my nine-year-old.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it means he's, you know, like
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: in our bathroom, you walk in, there's a shower. This
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: is where I do my makeup and stuff. And then
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: there's a door that's to the toilet. So I, from
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: reading the article, it could be that- He's in there
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: with the door shut, and they're like, Dad, what do
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: you do? Can you pick me up today at 3
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: instead of 2 or whatever? And he's like, yeah. So
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: it could be that he's taking a dump, and they
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: go in and talk to him. I don't know if
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: they're talking to him with his hairy legs and naked
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: body on a toilet.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: And prosthetic nose. You think he still has it when
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: he goes poop?
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: Also, it's funny that the New York Post is acting
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: like they have a parenting section.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: Parenting.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Like this is clearly just to make fun of Bradley Cooper.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: I'm on board with this. Every five years, a story
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: comes out where a dad did something and everybody's like,
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: can you believe it? There was some quarterback that like
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: kissed his son on the lips. And they're like, Tom.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Brady, Tom Brady. When the kid was 10, he's like, hey,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: before you go. And he was getting like he was
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: getting some treatment on it, like physical treatment. And the
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: kid came over and just kissed him on his lips.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: And people are like, oh, look at this. What's wrong
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: with this person? It's like, do you know? Are you
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: not aware of that? Having a child and how close
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: you are to that kid, like, you're not thinking of
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: the horrifying thoughts that the Internet has when they read
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: a story like this. Like, showering with, of course you
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: shower with your kid. You have to clean them off.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: And sometimes that's the most, the easiest way to do it.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: But they're nine. I think that was the issue.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: And they're girls. But he didn't say he showered with
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: his girls. He said the girls came in and talked
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: to him when he takes a dump, which, like I said,
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: could be the door shut. He said in the interview,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: I guess, that he used to shower with his dad. Now,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think he was showered with his dad at 18.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Well, I also think cross-gender is a thing.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: It's more disturbing.
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: Well, no.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: As soon as the girl is old enough to start
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: to be aware of the differences, maybe you don't shower
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: with her, but she could still shower with her mom.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: I shower with my daughter, but this is true. I
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: started wearing... bathing a bathing suit.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: I think that's great because it is so much easier
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: honestly than doing the bath like okay so we'd have
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: we had the two boys we would do the bath
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: whatever and then at a certain point um Peter would
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: just be like come in the shower and he could
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: like scrub their heads and it was really easy and
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I remember one time on Chelsea Lately I said that
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: and now the kids were little when I was at
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Chelsea Lately you know maybe like whatever six and three
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: or something And I said, oh, and they, they're the
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: ones that made me go think like, it was weird.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: They're like, what do you mean Peter shower? And I mean,
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: I was like joking, but I was like, no, like
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: they get in, they go swimming and then they all
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: go in the shower and they like wash their hair
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: and then we're done. I don't have to get on
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: my knees and do a bath after I come back
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: from working all day. But did it stop once they
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: were like seven and they could take their own shower? Yes,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: it did.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: Exactly. When Natasha's out of town, when Natasha's out of town, uh,
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: What is she can't bathe herself? She's not she's not
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: capable of what she's young.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: You know, usually I do.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: She's supposed to go dirty just for the weekend while
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: she's in Tacoma. I just go, well, the Internet might
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: have some thoughts on this, honey. So sorry, you're just
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: going to be covered and you're going to be pig
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: pen until Natasha gets home. It doesn't make sense. Yeah.
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: And it is easier in a shower.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, it's so much easier to really rinse
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: the hair.
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: And it's it's cleaner, really.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Bradley Cooper is fun, but.
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: He says he's always bathed with his dad.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: He means to this day. So was it happening at 23?
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Was it happening at 30?
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: There's no way it was happening at 23. While he's
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: in Stella Adler acting school, his dad's like, you're going
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: to be a star someday, kid. It happened before the Oscars.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: You know, he's like, Gigi, Hadid, I know you're my girlfriend.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: You're not coming with me to the Oscars.
• 53:12
  Speaker 7: And I need my dad to come over and shower
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: with me.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: No, he's like, I'd like to thank my glam team,
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: the people at Gucci, my makeup artist, my stylist, and
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: my dad for getting me ready for the red carpet tonight.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Hilarious. Okay, so this whole thing with Kate Middleton.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not up to date on this.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Let me up to date.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: About a week and a half ago is when everyone
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: started to discover that she hadn't been around for a
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: long time. We knew that she had some type of
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: abdominal surgery, but things were being canceled. We weren't seeing her. First,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: people are like, I think she had plastic surgery. But
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: then someone said, I think she had a BBL, which
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: why would the princess get that?
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: That's so funny.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Then they saw her in a car and they're like, well,
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: she couldn't be in a car this soon after a
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: BBL sitting.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah. What? The princess of England got.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: A BBL? I mean, we just need to not look
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: at the internet. Can we just do that?
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: So then another thing was canceled that she was doing.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: And I just think, and I've said this before, I
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: think she did have a medical thing done and she's
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: probably enjoying the downtime. Maybe she needs more time. Maybe
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: there were some complications, and she doesn't want to be
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: out in public.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: You think it's a vanity medical thing?
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: No, I don't think it's a vanity.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: Something weird is going on.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: They did say she had abdominal surgery. What that means,
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Maybe it takes four months to recover.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. So I definitely don't think it's
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: plastic surgery because she looks great, and she's a thin woman.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: I just don't think that's it.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Not anymore. She's not thin. She's got that BBL. She's
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: that WAP. You know, that Windsor-ass princess. Ha ha ha!
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: So they, everyone freaks out and goes, oh my God,
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: they put out this photo of her with the kids
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: and it's clearly a Photoshop fail. I did not see
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: where it was Photoshopped, but LA Times pointed it out.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: So here we go. A Photoshop of Princess Charlotte's hand
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: in the sleeve. It's misaligned.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, I see. It's over by a centimeter.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Princess Catherine and her zipper are misaligned and both princesses hair, um,
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Both her daughter and her hairs looks artificial. That's how
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: they figured it out. They removed the photo right away.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Meaning that she put an old picture.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: They photoshopped so that she looks like she's out and
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: about with her kids in a new photo. Right.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: But an old photo of the princess.
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: Right, right.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: Photoshop.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: With current pictures of her kids.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: And so then they're like, this is Photoshop fail. Then
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: they removed it, which really then put a– then she
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: went on to say– Oh, like most moms, I had
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: a little fun with Photoshop and I did a bad job.
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: But she didn't come out in public. She just tweeted that.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Kate Middleton said that she was experimenting with Photoshop. Yeah.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: After the rumor mill starts buzzing, where is she? Where
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: has she been? What she's doing, she's in the castle
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: with her Macintosh going like, I want to try out Photoshop. Yes, exactly.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: She's in the tower.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: There is no universe where she was the one.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just hope she's not with Shelley
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Miscavige of Scientology. I don't think there's anything like that. Then,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: of course, people are like, she wasn't wearing her wedding ring.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: And Guy Branum said he read that they think that
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: the people that did the Photoshop did that on purpose,
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: didn't add a ring, did a little shitty job to
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: be like, screw you, people.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: We want you to know.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: We want you to know.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: Not involving the ring, that's a big one because that
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: seems like an obvious thing to check. So then she
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: came out and said– And she says on her Instagram,
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: I've been experimenting with Photoshop.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Now what?
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: So sorry to concern anyone. So now people are still speculating. Well,
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: what is it? When will we see her again out
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: and about walking around in real time?
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: I feel like these people are so irrelevant that.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Who's Kate?
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: Just the royals.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: Like they're so desperate for.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: They're not irrelevant in terms of news.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: This is my point. They're so irrelevant in terms of
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: action or functional use in the world that once in
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: a while, my conspiracy theory is that they will concoct
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: a big story like this.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, interesting.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: They're the ones that are putting it out.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: It's literal palace intrigue where you go like, where has
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: she been? You go away for a while and then
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: let's put a weird photoshopped photo up and then all
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: of a sudden she'll reemerge and everything will be normal
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: and they'll be back. She's fine. I would not put
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: it past them.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: That is a juicy theory. Very interesting.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Can Moshe do an offshoot called Juicy Theory?
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: Juicy Theory with your kids. The Juicy Scoop Jr. colon
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Juicy Theory.
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: No, but I think that's that's no knowledge that the
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: House of Windsor like has to create intrigue. Right. Between
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: bunches and bunches of people to then sell stories. It's
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: like how they have a they were hiring for someone
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: to make find news about.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift a few months ago.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, this is good.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Because this is like.
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: How people sell ads and get clicks is if they
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: have Taylor Swift news. So there's people trying to create
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: Taylor Swift content right now.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, right, so they have stories to write.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: So that's why you'll see a story in the news
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: because people want to read stories about Taylor Swift where
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: it's all of a sudden like, the bracelet that Taylor,
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: how Taylor decided to wear that particular bracelet for the VMAs.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: And it's like, how is this a story? It's because
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: having her name in a headline is the only thing
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: that a person will click on.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: That's good scoop, too. Now, Love is Blind.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Watch the whole thing.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Is the reunion on tonight?
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Wait, Chelsea looks good.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: She does look good.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: She did it. I like her new hairdo.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Megan Fox good?
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: No, she was really pretty in her own.
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: She actually styled herself like Megan Fox and got a
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: spray tan.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: So it says, how does Love is Blind Chelsea feel
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: about Trevor? Now, Trevor was her other choice who had
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: the- What do you call it?
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: They seem better suited to each other. The mullet.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: The mullet.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: And they seem better suited for each other.
• 59:01
  Speaker 7: They did not get married.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: Her and her choice did not get married.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Trevor needs a podcast bad. He's the right guy, like
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: a big, beefy philosopher. That's what the world likes in
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: the podcasting. You know what I mean? He's just a
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: smart lug. He's like a caveman who's read a book.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: And wants to learn and would change and cry and change.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: It's so funny that you say that because I'm going
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: to just skip ahead and then we're going to go back.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: But I don't know if you know, speaking of Taylor,
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: that they won podcast... of the year was the two brothers.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: I get a couple of lugs. What's it called?
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's her show called? Anyway.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, you think that that's the kind of podcast that
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: people love now?
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think the viral thing is either an older
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: billionaire swearing at his workers, going like, you don't fucking,
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: you don't sleep in, you never sleep. You sleep when
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: you're dead.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Wait, as a podcast or as an actual video?
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: Clips through the algorithm.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Wait, those are videos?
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like an old CEO doing business advice. Will
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: you send me those? Or it's like a muscular man
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: thinking for the first time. I thought, what if we
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: were nice to people and be like, whoa, that's what works.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Giving the advice of like, yes, you're right. I feel
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: I get a lot of those clips, too, of just
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: like the reason that this marriage is out of having
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: a problem is that do you talk to your wife?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Do you ask her how she's feeling?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: Do you open the door for her?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: That's your algorithm?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Because mine is like, don't say that to your child.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Don't say good job. Look what happens when you say
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: good job. Tell them how hard they worked on it.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: Like all of these like millennial doctor, you know, kid
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: psychologist telling you what to do.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: That's so funny.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: And making you feel bad about your parenting.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: I get all kind of different things. But yeah, that's
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: one of the things. But really quick, I was going
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: to say a great way to find out what your
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: spouse is doing or what they're really into. I did
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: it because I took my son's phone away from him
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: one time and I went on his TikTok and I
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: was like, what am I going to see? Am I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: going to see how to make a bomb? What am
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: I going to see?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: I was so pleasantly surprised.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: What was it? What was the worst thing?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Lots of history stuff, lots of political stuff.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 7: Cute. And then like teenage funny prank, funny boy stuff.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: Mine's just Turkish men making kebabs. I don't know why.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: It's evangelical Christian preachers and Turkish men going like, This
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: is what we call kafta.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: He's kidding.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not kidding.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Why would you get evangelical preachers?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: I think because the way the algorithm works is when
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: you're scrolling through and somebody says something, you're like, what
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: is this guy saying? And then you watch for too long.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: All of a sudden, all I get is like biblical truth,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: but from a guy that looks like he works at
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: a vape bar.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Well, I got on TikTok.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: God is dope.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: I get a lot of coming home videos still. It's
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: still my favorite thing to watch, but I get so
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: bummed when it's the same ones I've already seen.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: What's coming home videos?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Like a parent who is in the military surprising their
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: child or a child surprising their mom or whatever.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: You spend a lot of time on TikTok and Instagram
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: because of the show, right?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Yes. And I just really like it. Every time I'm like,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: put your phone away and try to watch something on TV.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: I start to get it sucked in a little bit,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: but I'm trying to do it a little bit less.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: There's nothing more disturbing than what, well, because I do,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: because I get the topics that I like to see
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: what people are doing and all that kind of stuff.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: And it, I mean, it is a good source of
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: all that, but anyway, so they won, they won.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: And is that surprising?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: I just was like, the combo of them winning is they're,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: they're two brothers. They're likable. but it first started where
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: they had talked about sports, but then they even said,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: thank the Swifties. All these other people started to love
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: that they, so I feel as a person who predominantly
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: has women and men who are into gossip and housewives
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: and everything, I need to somehow get the audience of
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: like sports something to then get into it. Like, Like
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: if something happened with Peter and then I was screwing
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: like a Brazilian soccer star that could give me like
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: an Italian international Brazilian.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: So I get a whole nother audience because that's international soccer.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: And the guy is hot and cute. And maybe he
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: had like a sad backstory.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: Now we're screwing.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: It's controversial.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: It's controversial because there's a huge age difference. I can't
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: give him any kids.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: You leave him all your money, though, in the will, right?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: If we become number one at the iHeart Music Awards, yes.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Well, I tell you this.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: If you want the sports fans, you invited the right
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: couple onto your podcast. No, seriously, yeah. The Endless Honeymoon
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: podcast is primarily sports-based, right, would you say?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: Endless Honeymoon podcast is our podcast that we do together.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: And it's a lot about football and vaping. No, it's not.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: People call in and give their deepest, darkest secrets.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: And then we also give live relationship advice.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: We have to have Heather on because I feel like
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: you have a lot of children's wisdom. You do.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: And you've never invited me.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: Ouch.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: A lot of people thought that was weird.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Would you have ever done anything like this back in
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: our day before we found our spouses?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: No. No.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, if I was like 16 or 18.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Anything where marriage is at the end of it, I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: would never do because I do believe that's sacred and
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't want my first engagement or my first wedding
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: to maybe not be what it is. You know what
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: I mean? But I was on Studs. You're probably too
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: young to know what.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: That show was.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: What is that again?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: It was a dating show, but it was just one
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: episode on.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: At one night with one guy and like four girls
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: and we went on dates but no one covered us
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: on the dates we just came back to the studio
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: talked about the dates it was three girls two guys
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: and I won I picked the guy and the guy
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: picked me.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: I might have done something like that wait you did
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: no no I'm saying I might have Yeah.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: But I feel lucky because I never had to online date.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Like it wasn't even a thing.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't do online dating either.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Because it hasn't really been around for more than 10 years.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: You never– that's not true.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait, I did do online.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: Well, no, no, but on the iPhone, like just so
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 6: easily accessible.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: I did an awful mistake thing that I did.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Do you want to tell?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: When I was 26 or 27, I decided to take
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: money I made from a real estate because I was
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: a realtor commission. And I did two things to try
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: to find a husband. One was I joined Sports Club LA,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: which was $ 1, 100. And it seemed huge because I had
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: a friend that were like, if you want to meet
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: a rich, powerful guy that's going to help you in
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: the business and be rich, go there. When that didn't
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: pan out, I went down the street.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: You're like, I.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: Believe marriage is sacred, but I joined an $ 1, 100 gym
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: to find an industry plant to share my life with.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Exactly. I wanted to find an industry guy and they
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: never liked me. And then, so then I said, I'm
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: taking it to my, and I joined Great Expectations, which
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: was a huge, that was like 2,500. And that was
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: a huge dumb mistake.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Was that a dating service?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Yes. And I had to do a video saying what
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: I was into. And then they would go in and like,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: it's like a library of videos. And then they'd watch you.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: And if they were attracted to you, then they would like,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: leave a message and then you'd go physically in there
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: and you'd get all these messages from people and then
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: you could check. Okay, I have five guys and I
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: looked at all five.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'll take this one, this one, this one.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: But it was so overwhelming because I think I was
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: like the youngest person And sadly, the cutest person that
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: had done it that I'm like, there's too many people
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: for me to go through these VHS tapes about. Can
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: you just help me? And the girl's like, this guy's
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: a doctor. He's an anesthesiologist and lives in Mountain Beach.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: And this one is like pretty cute, too. And so
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: then I went out with both of them and then
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't like either one of them after a few dates.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: And then I just dropped it. I never I never
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: went back.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Well, that's not so bad. And then how did you
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: meet your husband?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: A blind date. A mutual friend of mine that was
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: working as the caterer. I was like, I dated him
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: when I was 19. He was the caterer on the
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: first writing show I ever had, which was Keenan Ivory
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: Wayne's talk show. And the first day I went, I
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: was like, Brian. And then we just were like platonic
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: friends and we talk on the phone and laugh. And
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: then he's like, he was single and I was single.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: He's like, I have the guy for you.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: And what does Peter do?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Well, now he is just he's been working with me
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: for like 10 years and manages everything and all that.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: But when I met him, he was in medical sales.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: And then he was a mortgage broker for many years
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: and a broker realtor.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: He can buy and sell houses, too.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: And then just and then like about a year or
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: two after I started the podcast, then he got involved.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: He's in the McDonald industry.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Then he got involved and it did do a
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: lot better with his involvement.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: So that was good. And what happened with the first guy?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Working with your spouse is hard sometimes.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we do it.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: It can be so great, but it can be challenging too.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: What were you going to say?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Wait, what happened with the, why did that guy?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 7: Oh, when I was 19?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, because he was 25 and I was 19 and
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: I was in college and we just went to like
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: out a few times in the summer.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: And you were like, we're just going to be friends.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: And he was a dealer, which he had a nice
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: house in Reseda.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: He owned a house in Reseda.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: A dealer of what? Pot. Oh, he was a drug dealer.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, got it. Got it.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: And he's like, have I got the guy for you?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: I didn't smoke weed.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: At the time, but I thought it was kind of sexy.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: He took me to an Elton John concert.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 7: He had a BMW.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: He had a boat. We went to one of the
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: lakes that are nearby, and I thought that was pretty sexy.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: And he was 25, so I thought that was kind
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: of cool. And then, yeah.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: Drug dealers are notoriously well-paid. It's true. It's one of
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: the main perks.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: I always wonder about that. If a normal drug dealer
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: didn't get into the ground business of it being legal
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: and didn't like buy an actual like building or get
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: a lease on it are they pissed oh yeah like
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: them and pimps are really not necessary anymore well i
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: mean as.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: A former pimp i can say the industry is dried
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: up i can say that right now i let natasha
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: my old jacket.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, were you what?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: I lent Natasha my old pink jacket.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, one more thing to say about Love is Blind, though,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: is that, you know, there was someone on there was like,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: I'm just not ready to get married.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: But it's like these people are too young to be
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: getting married, I think.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then guys are like 25.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: And then but they're going into it thinking they're like
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: they're that jaded that they're like, I just need to
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: I'm ready to throw in the towel and just like
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: marry anyone.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: Whenever I'm watching it, I'm like all they want. is
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: to drink a glass of wine and sit on the
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: couch and watch TV with their spouse. And I'm like,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: I need to appreciate what I have more.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: You're so right. Because I'm like, that's all they want.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: Is they just like want, they're like, who's my person?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: I want my person. And every day I'm like, good morning, person. Like,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: why am I not more thrilled about that?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: The amount of times they said the phrase, my person
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: on this show.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Is that like a politically correct thing to not say
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: my husband, my wife, because you want to be honor
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: people that like, I thought it was sex or trans.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: I didn't read it that way.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: More like a depth, like this is my soulmate.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: It's like internet spirituality, like you are my person.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought it was going to be like no
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: matter what my person is as far as sexual identity,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: it's my person. No, I think it's like, yeah. Okay, yeah.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: I want to see Queer Love is Blind, by the way.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it's- All these shows need to do branch
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: outs where it's all like a Queer Love is Blind.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: They have stuff like that.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: You haven't seen Love on the Spectrum, Sweden?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: I do like love on the spectrum.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 7: You haven't seen a couple from a couple to throuple?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: We haven't seen that yet. No, but I am. I
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: am interested in joining as a cast member.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 7: I couldn't. It's it was crazy.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: But but they had they had a gay couple, then
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: a queer couple on there. And then, of course, everybody
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: is trying to take on a third. And it's it
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: was a little slow, a little whatever. But it was
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: kind of it was sort of fascinating to watch. And
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: I did watch it all the way through. OK, I
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: want to just give you a little update on the
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Wendy Williams before we close the show. So I've talked
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: a lot about this show.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: I love her.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: So now her ex-husband is saying, I have not been
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: paid my alimony payments.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: That was part of our divorce. They were married for whatever,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 7: 20 years.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: And she stopped him before the judge said, I have
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: to have this guardian that's not your family take over
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: your money because.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Your son— The conservatorship?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: The guardianship. They call it guardianship, financial guardianship, not the
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: conservatorship like to the level of Britney.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: But they said— Because your son, who's like 22 or whatever,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: had spent $ 300, 000. And he said she allowed me to
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: do that. And the mom, I watched the show. I
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: was on the show. Wendy did spoil her son. I
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: remember he was going to college and she was like,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: I'm fighting with big Kevin because he wants him to
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: be in a dorm. And no, someone mine is going
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: to be in some crappy dorm. I'm giving him a
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: beautiful apartment to live in or whatever. So I do
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: think that was probably okay.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: But.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Now he's like, where's my payments of the last two years?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: And The Guardian is saying there's no money left.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: They've been divorced, I thought.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 7: They're divorced, but he had— He got alimony.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: He had an alimony payment just like a man and
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: a woman after 20 years.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: If the woman— That's right, honey.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Even when the kid's in college?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: Hey, get used to it.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: That's child support. This is not child support. This is
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: just alimony. But my thing is, well, alimony is based
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: on what the person is making. So if you're making $ 10, 000
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: a month at your job, then they say, okay, your
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: wife's going to get $ 3, 000 a month tax-free every year.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: Think about it.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: But she's not making any money. So that should have
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: been adjusted anyway. But he's like, I haven't gotten the
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: payments for two years. Everyone's like, you're a piece of shit.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: You're awful. Because he had a side check and now
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: he has a daughter or a child with that woman. But, okay.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 6: He like finally broke up with her the morning his
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: daughter was like born.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: With his mistress.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: No, he's still with the mistress, I think.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: No, I know, but I'm saying he broke up with
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Wendy finally.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: No, Wendy broke up with him.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: Wendy broke up with him, but I'm just saying it
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: was like he treated her. Like she said in that documentary,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 6: she's like, yeah, I answered the phone. And she was like,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 6: you just had a baby with her, huh? You know, like,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: and then they got divorced.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: And then she was like, yeah, she was basically said,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: I put up with it all. I knew you were cheating, whatever.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: But once there was an actual life that I couldn't deny...
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: And that's just too embarrassing. Then I had to go.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: But playing the devil's advocate of the situation, of course,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: we all feel sorry for her and he's a piece
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: of shit and whatever. But if, and I'm just saying if,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: this was a different thing. If there was a man
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: who had a talk show and had problems with alcohol
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: for years and the show ended and during that time
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: of dealing with someone who was dealing with alcohol, the
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: woman went and found love elsewhere. while she was managing
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: this alcoholic husband. And then the show ends, they get divorced,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: the wife goes on to live her life, and her
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: 20-year marriage entitles her to this much a month. And
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: then now not getting it. Where is the, she did
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: a top show for like 13 years. How did she
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: go through all the money in two years? It makes
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: no sense.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, they're keeping her money from her. I thought
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: that's what it was.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: The Guardian is telling his lawyers there is no money
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean she doesn't have money.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: No, he's saying they're broke.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: They're saying there's nothing in bank accounts.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: And if there's anybody you can trust, it's the legal
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: team of Wendy Williams. For sure, they're telling the truth.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 6: Well, listen, I started watching the movie and then I
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 6: slowly realized it was a little exploitive. And because it's
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 6: like confusing because all of her relatives are in it
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: and her best friends interviewed the whole time. But her
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: best friend has been going on like talk shows and
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: saying that they misled her and it wasn't what anyone
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 6: was promised.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: And it is kind of like.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: I understand that.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: And so it just makes you a little uncomfortable to
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 6: watch it.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: They said the sun was shimmering off of her underwear
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: and stuff that she had to take it off. Back
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: to Sharon Stone, you guys.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: It's called a callback. But wait, I want to just
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: share this part because I don't feel like this has
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: gotten enough information. This is from the Michigan Chronicle. That's
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: where the article came from. And it says that the
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: New York judge overseeing Wendy Williams' guardianship was previously under
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: investigation over what reporters described as concerning link between her
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: guardianship cases. Several sources detailed a six-month probe about the judge.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: Lisa How do you pronounce his name? Sokoloff? Over allegations
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: that she took bribes from guardianship lawyers.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: The judge?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: The judge. So one of the guardians, the guardian that
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: she appointed to Wendy Williams was a donor of hers.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: So what does this imply?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: Dirty business.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: There's dirty business. Like, hi, I'm the judge.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: Your child and your brother and nobody, they cannot be
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: in charge of it. Someone's taking money from you.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 7: I'm going to... Doing a guardianship.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: And the guardian just happens to be someone that donates
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: to my becoming a judge. And now you're in charge
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: of one of the most well-known queen of media women money.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what happens in corporate America and U.S. governance.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: You know, they'll appoint somebody. They'll do like a tax
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: break for a big corporation. And all of a sudden,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: the CEO of that corporation is allowed to do an
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: unlimited donation to that senator's reelection campaign because it's not
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: coming from the individual. It's coming from the corporation. So
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: this is like a mini version of that. This is
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: kind of like the foundation of the way that we
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: do business in this country.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 7: So very, very disturbing.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: So tell everybody about where they can follow you, your podcast,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: what dates you have coming up, your book. Go ahead.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: Well, so Moshe and I, we do a podcast called
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: the Endless Honeymoon Podcast, and we take relationship advice.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: We really want to get Heather on.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: You can just ask me. I'm right here.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: She's hard to get. Heather's hard to get. But we're
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: thinking about looking across the table and asking her if
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: she'll do it sometime.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: But it is very fun because I have to say
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 6: I'm able to bring a lot of things to Moshe
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 6: in the podcast.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: We fight a lot.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 6: If it was couples therapy and it is also really
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 6: great to get people's feedback.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: But also what's cool is that our listenership is like
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: we have noticed largely like Gen Z people calling in
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: their first love relationship. And so there's a little bit
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: of feeling, I mean, you would love it because there's
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: a little bit of feeling like, okay, the time I
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: spent in this relationship is worth some, I do have
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: some wisdom, but also we get to make fun of
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: them because we're comedians. Yesterday we had this cute little
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: gay boy in the middle of the South going, he's like,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: I just got out of my first relationship. And the
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: guy's saying he that his medication has changed and he's
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: saying he might not be ready for this. And I go,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: we're like, oh, and he's like, I just want him
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: so much. I wanted to be with him forever. And
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: we were like, how old are you? He's like 18.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: I go, how old's the guy?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 6: 18.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: It's like, okay, hon, you're going to be all right.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: Like you're at the beginning of a very long journey. So,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: so that's really fun. The podcast. And then we, you've
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: got your great book.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, my book, The World Deserves My Children, got
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: a lot of props on Heather's podcast.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: Heck, yeah.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: I'm on tour. Come see me. Look at NatashaLeggero.com.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: And I just released my second book, Subculture Vulture, well-reviewed
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: in The New York Times, national bestseller. But it's basically
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: a world, a kind of look at all the worlds
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: that I've lived in in my life. AA, The Twelve Steps,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: deafness and sign language interpreting. My family's all deaf. The
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: world of the Hasidic Jews. My dad was like a
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: born-again Hasidic Jew that I would basically cosplay as Tevye
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: the Milkman for six weeks a year on my summer
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: vacation from like my totally secular life in Oakland. The
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: world of raves. I was a rave promoter, rave DJ,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: and ecstasy dealer, believe it or not, a clean and
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: sober ecstasy dealer in the early 90s in San Francisco.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: Burning Man. I've been to Burning Man 25 times and
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: used to work there for a decade and a half.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: And then the world that we all share, which is
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: stand-up comedy. So I kind of do a.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: History of each of those worlds.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: I'm getting it.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: I'm getting your book.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: I will love that.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: And this weekend, I will be in Madison, Wisconsin at
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: the Comedy Club on State. So come see me and motioncash.com
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: for all my upcoming dates.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 7: Thank you so much, you guys.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: I loved it.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 7: Come back again. Very fun.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: We could have talked for another five hours, but everyone
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: has a life to do.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, we're doing, by the way, one more thing. A
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: live Endless Honeymoon podcast for the Netflix is a Joke Festival,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: May 4th.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, great.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Do you ever do this live?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: I do it live. My shows now are a combo.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: So I will be doing like fresh stand-up by myself
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: where I'm doing like traditional stand-up.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 7: And then I will do some hot topics.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, you like sit down and shift to the– Oh,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: that's fun.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: Then I'll have the photos and do some hot– In
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: a live show?
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 7: In a live show, yeah.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: That's amazing.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: That's really cool.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: So that's my.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: New shows coming out. And I'll have some guests and
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: things like that. So you get a little bit of both.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 8: That's fun.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: But it's not the whole thing. And if you're not–
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: if you bring someone that doesn't know who I am
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: or whatever– the topics are general and fun and they're
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: just like something funny to be like, oh my God,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: or I save certain things just for those live shows.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: I don't put them on Patreon, nothing because they are
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: so juicy and they're not to be repeated. Like, yeah.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: So do you take people's phones away?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: No, but I just say, please don't. I mean, they
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: will be asked to leave and You know, but like,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know if someone's going to go and write
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: about it. I can't stop that. But like, no, you
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: can't record or anything. But I'm going to Comedy Works
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: and at least they do it there.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: They take the phones there. Thanks, you guys.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Love you. We love you, Heather.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: And remember, you guys, I'm going on the road and
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: you want to come see me, you're going to go
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: to HeatherMcDowell.net. All the current dates are there. We're adding
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: more dates all the time. Before a show is available
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: to buy tickets for, I announce it on Patreon, which
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: so you want to be a part of Patreon so
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: you get those best seats and you get those meet
• 1:21:19
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• 1:21:22
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• 1:21:25
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