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Boy Story 3, Part 1 | Son of a Boy Dad #122 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there,
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  Speaker 3: This is weird.
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  Speaker 4: Shouldn't work.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna take my fucking bracelets off. Okay, do you
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  Speaker 3: want to switch seats? I feel like you're two jacks
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  Speaker 3: for that chair. I don't know, I don't think. No phone,
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  Speaker 3: the phones weren't working, no cans, can.
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  Speaker 1: Cans, no films this year, son of a boy, dad
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  Speaker 1: pod with her.
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  Speaker 5: You know how it is very special, Guests.
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  Speaker 3: It is probably the last time we're ever gonna do this,
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  Speaker 3: last time ever going to fucking see you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know this should breaks Usually we only.
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  Speaker 3: Do this right before a break.
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  Speaker 4: Lock can happen. And that it's crazy how fast we'll
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  Speaker 4: both get comfortable and content with the missing links.
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  Speaker 1: Right, We're going to normalize life like within the second day.
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  Speaker 3: And what if I don't, What if I struggle? What
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  Speaker 3: if I start calling you guys like you've never once
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  Speaker 3: confided in me, I've never given you. If I turn
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  Speaker 3: into one of the thirty tried to give you.
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  Speaker 4: All in the morning, Yeah, nothing more than to give
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  Speaker 4: you call.
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  Speaker 3: You'll be talking to me, You'll be talking about some
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  Speaker 3: ship at the bar, and I will be lying. I'll
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  Speaker 3: be like I was in the exact sad and you
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  Speaker 3: still want to I want to leave. I want to
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  Speaker 3: leave the bar and just get a call from you,
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  Speaker 3: and the smile on my face.
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  Speaker 4: He has so much to Sadie to l now.
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  Speaker 3: Hell, no chance I am going to become one of
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  Speaker 3: those people, though. I know You've got a whole fucking
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  Speaker 3: gang of dudes that call you at two dude every week,
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  Speaker 3: the amount of bar store employees that call Nicky at
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  Speaker 3: the crack. Hey, man, I just need to pick your brain.
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  Speaker 3: I just needed some of the nives. They don't know
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  Speaker 3: that my fingers hovering on the trigger every second. Dude.
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  Speaker 3: Have I ever exhaled in your face? It's almost like
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  Speaker 3: barrel of gun.
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  Speaker 1: Just a powder, gunpowder, a cloud of gunpowder.
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  Speaker 3: In your gun bread, dude, have you Yeah, I've got
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  Speaker 3: a gun breath, Dude.
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  Speaker 5: This sticky fucking stainless steeper my teeth.
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  Speaker 3: Why didn't you tell me did you have.
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  Speaker 1: A little you have a little hollow tip in your teeth?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Those are you.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard rumors somebody doesn't want to play roofball anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Something in that.
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  Speaker 3: Worn though. Yeah, No, that's that. They're that way.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want them chilled.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a basic tequila.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you have beer?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Is there only one?
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  Speaker 1: No, there'refore have them room tent.
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  Speaker 3: That's how Asians strength them. I love and I support
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  Speaker 3: through everything.
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  Speaker 1: Nick does do weekly performance reviews for like a big
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  Speaker 1: group of employees.
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  Speaker 3: I have a team of forty eight under me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: soon to be forty bad bad times.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's uh, it's consultant season.
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  Speaker 3: And they're painting the office white. Apparently in like corporate America.
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  Speaker 3: When they paint the office white, bad sign, they call
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  Speaker 3: it eggshell white, like walk on eggshell white.
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  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I believe that.
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  Speaker 4: It's scary.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you getting that from? Up in the air?
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  Speaker 1: That movie?
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  Speaker 3: No, man, just real real life, real America. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 3: you're so disconnected from the real world. Have you ever
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  Speaker 3: had a real job? Dude?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: No, not really. I applied for J. G. Wentworth, but
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get hired. I went in cocky with wrinkled pants.
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  Speaker 1: I basically put my feet up on the desk, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, who do I send them muff with
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  Speaker 1: basket to to make this thing official?
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  Speaker 4: Why were you?
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  Speaker 3: Why? Why wrinkled pants? Why was that the deal breaker?
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  Speaker 1: I think I just like grabbed him off the top
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  Speaker 1: of the laundry pile that morning.
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  Speaker 3: It was bad.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I've had like restaurant jobs,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know if that counts as real jobs.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you? I guess you must. We both had
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  Speaker 1: you both were grinding in the real world, being funny
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  Speaker 1: for fucking for.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody, funny for nothing? Who were you.
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  Speaker 5: Being funny to? Back when you guys had jobs?
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  Speaker 4: I I had a bigger following then I was. I
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  Speaker 4: was so much I had girls who followed me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah not anymore.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's it's great for alienating the one thing I
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  Speaker 3: do it for.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, well, like, I mean personally, who were you
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  Speaker 1: funny for?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, when you were doing when you're working with the children?
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  Speaker 1: Like where you and nobody in.
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  Speaker 4: The I was so pathetic that I live. I lived online,
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  Speaker 4: so when I wasn't online, I didn't have any personality
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  Speaker 4: because I said, that's my Twitter thing, so I would
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  Speaker 4: do my real life and have the dullest personality because
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  Speaker 4: I didn't care. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and
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  Speaker 4: look at Twitter, where I have a vibrant person here
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  Speaker 4: where I can't dictate who I am to these people.
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  Speaker 3: I was mister serious around the office.
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  Speaker 1: You weren't funny to anybody.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't even have the desire the motivation to make
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  Speaker 4: people laugh in real life.
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  Speaker 3: I still don't get the motivation to be funny. Imagine
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  Speaker 3: watching a comedy movie and just being like, oh, I
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  Speaker 3: got to laugh for free. That was fun instead of
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  Speaker 3: just like I'm going to toil and try to do this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and that should have been myself to everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that should have been me and step brothers.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, that's a fucking It's a tough tough spot to
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  Speaker 1: be in, but probably like way sweeter to not always
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  Speaker 1: have to be doing it at all times, to not
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  Speaker 1: have to be like crad out.
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  Speaker 3: It was more my life when I had a real
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  Speaker 3: job than it is now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it consumed every thought I had because I knew
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  Speaker 4: that there was a possibility that I could be where
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  Speaker 4: I am now, and I needed to get there.
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  Speaker 1: How long were you chefing a tweet for? How long
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  Speaker 1: were you motherfuckers in the lab for in a tweet?
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't on Twitter for very long. I wasn't doing
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  Speaker 3: it for very long. But my goal was one tweet
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  Speaker 3: a week, and I was. I had a whole fucking
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  Speaker 3: white board research. Yeah, Pho his old tweets a lot.
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  Speaker 3: They were like full product production.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were.
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  Speaker 1: Coming back there like resurfacing now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, productions. Yeah, Kyle's yours were. Yours were like full
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  Speaker 3: fucking week long affairs.
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  Speaker 4: Every time I come on this podcast, I played the
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  Speaker 4: Twitter loser role. We got. Let's talk about let's talk
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  Speaker 4: about cool.
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  Speaker 3: Ship, talk about talk about how jack you are?
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  Speaker 1: That is cool ship? Where you buying T shirts?
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  Speaker 3: Deer John Deere's that too?
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  Speaker 4: All mediums. This is my posting.
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  Speaker 3: That's not a medium.
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  Speaker 1: But look at the way that there's cut, the way
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  Speaker 1: that the sleeve is cut.
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  Speaker 4: I'll let me tell you that's intentional. I took a
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  Speaker 4: nude picture of myself. I plan it from this in
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  Speaker 4: the the picture room.
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  Speaker 1: Nude.
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  Speaker 3: There's a picture.
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  Speaker 4: Never taken a nude picture. You've never taken a picture
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  Speaker 4: of your dick. But this is like full body nude.
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  Speaker 4: I started, well, I finally.
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  Speaker 1: Got the guts, which way we're here to take up.
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  Speaker 4: To pose and take pictures of my like mostly nude body,
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  Speaker 4: just to see my progress after getting to pump him,
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  Speaker 4: and it was really disillusioning. Well, I looked huge, but
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  Speaker 4: I looked I didn't like who I saw. And then
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  Speaker 4: I inched the shorts down a little bit so you
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  Speaker 4: can see the line. Yeah, take a picture of that,
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  Speaker 4: like the what are the cum gutters?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I dropped it like no one's looking, and I'll take
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  Speaker 4: with the Snapchat app and then delete it afterwards and
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  Speaker 4: I send it to anyone a.
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  Speaker 1: Third party app they have that, China has that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my my, my dick looks so much worse now.
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  Speaker 3: Why because my.
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  Speaker 4: Whole body is bigger, Like my legs are a lot bigger.
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  Speaker 4: Everything else is bigger and nothing everything else has grown tremendously,
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  Speaker 4: and then my dick has stayed the same, but.
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  Speaker 3: It's still the same.
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  Speaker 4: The worst one.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: I guy guy told me that in college a guy
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  Speaker 1: I like started working at this lounge and the guy
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  Speaker 1: that owned the lounge was like, oh, skinny, guys like
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  Speaker 1: you got it the best because your Dick looks beautiful
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  Speaker 1: in front of that really thin backdrop. When you widen
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  Speaker 1: out the back drop, the whole perspective change.
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  Speaker 4: So much smaller.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the only place where black isn't slimming though, it's brutal.
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  Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 5: You need to find a way to plump your cock?
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't. That's another thing I don't.
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  Speaker 1: So you're cool, you're cool with it.
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  Speaker 3: You haven't pod. You haven't done a podcast with Kyle
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  Speaker 3: in a while. He doesn't joke around. He's thrown in
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  Speaker 3: the towel on joking around, and it's been reflecting in
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  Speaker 3: the numbers.
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  Speaker 4: I have no desire to Joe. I want to talk.
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  Speaker 4: I want to like probably making impacts on our life
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  Speaker 4: in our style.
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  Speaker 3: I'm down for that turn into that fucking you got
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  Speaker 3: change in your circle post completely. Yeah, you suck so bad.
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  Speaker 1: My my uncle when he lived in Dallas in the summertime,
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  Speaker 1: when he was playing sixteen in softball, he will go
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  Speaker 1: into his car on like one hundred and five degree
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  Speaker 1: day and he'd turn up the to like maximum heat,
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  Speaker 1: and he would try and make himself as hot as
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  Speaker 1: possible inside the car, and then when he got outside
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  Speaker 1: of the car in Dallas, he would feel relatively cool
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  Speaker 1: to how hot that he had been inside the car.
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  Speaker 3: That's like, that's like going taking a freezing cold shower
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  Speaker 3: before jumping in the pool. Oh yeah, it's host.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm doing with life. Yes, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 4: why I brought it up right, Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I could tell that's what you're doing with life.
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  Speaker 3: But the thing is you're not getting You're refusing to
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  Speaker 3: get out of the car.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly, I'm holding out on something.
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  Speaker 3: He's got to break the window and have you lap
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  Speaker 3: up from my poll.
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  Speaker 4: I'm holding out on Nirvana.
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  Speaker 1: It's got to be coming. You're swinging with the doughnut on,
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  Speaker 1: but you're also bringing the doughnut up to back.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, the heaviest bat of all.
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  Speaker 4: Such a good metaphor.
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  Speaker 5: That's exactly what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: But you're just going to work out. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: fucking sick.
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  Speaker 5: You're gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: Jack as fuck in the Midwest, where nobody's jacked.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to be repulsive in the Midwest, they're not
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  Speaker 3: going to understand what they're looking at.
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  Speaker 4: I want to get so jacked, you guys will understand.
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  Speaker 3: I want to how much weight have you gained?
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  Speaker 4: No, like one sixty five and what were you three
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  Speaker 4: years Three years ago, I was one sixty two and
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  Speaker 4: fat with no muscle, shubby, but you were actually like
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  Speaker 4: when we went to La then I got down to
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  Speaker 4: like one forty eight.
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  Speaker 3: So you were like one. Yeah, that was insane. So
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  Speaker 3: you've gained twenty pounds of muscle.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, damn Yeah, it's crazy because I want to be
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  Speaker 1: Jack too.
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  Speaker 3: But we don't have the desire.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have the desire like that.
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  Speaker 4: Right, I want I really wanted it because it's not hard.
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  Speaker 1: No, it is no, it actually takes.
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  Speaker 4: No talent, no skill. It just takes like you do
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  Speaker 4: it every day, and then if you like doing it,
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  Speaker 4: which I did, it's like it's the I like it
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  Speaker 4: as much as someone who likes to eat a whole
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  Speaker 4: pie of pizza every But.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even have the desire to do things I
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  Speaker 3: want to do. I know you're like, I like, I like,
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  Speaker 3: I have all the endless food options in the world.
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  Speaker 3: I like, I'm gonna go home and have a fucking
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  Speaker 3: pop tart because it's.
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  Speaker 1: Or I'm like, I want to meditate every day, just.
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  Speaker 3: Like the pop tarts on dead. I get so yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I get so bored meditating like thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Just don't do it. Yeah, I'm just like out on it,
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  Speaker 1: like I want to do it.
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  Speaker 3: I tried to learn Arabic yesterday, Yes, yesterday, Yeah, learned
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  Speaker 3: this real quick. I got through doing DA what is that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. They don't They didn't tell me what
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  Speaker 3: it meant. It was supposed to sound like Frank the Tanks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was about matching up the letters with the dude,
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  Speaker 3: are you sure you weren't reading the lyrics to Camptown Races, Duda, Duda. No,
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  Speaker 3: But I really did want to learn Arabic for a minute,
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  Speaker 3: and then I tried it. I got dual lingo. I
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  Speaker 3: set my thing for five minutes a day, and then
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  Speaker 3: it said that it would take me twenty two hundred
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  Speaker 3: hours to learn Arabic, and I said, that's not going
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  Speaker 3: to happen, definitely.
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  Speaker 5: How many days would that be Arabic?
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  Speaker 3: It would be funny, because it would be hilariously funniest
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  Speaker 3: if I just started speaking fluent, even if you started
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  Speaker 3: like writing an era.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, any language that doesn't use our characters will
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  Speaker 1: be funny.
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  Speaker 5: To know, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Hilarious if you just could speak in I watched a
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  Speaker 1: movie last night where a white dude just started speaking
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  Speaker 1: Korean and it was so fucking funny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if I knew Korean. I thought about Korean. I
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  Speaker 3: thought about Mandarin, but I looked it up at Mandarin
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  Speaker 3: and Arabic are the hardest languages in the world to learn.
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  Speaker 1: But nehaw ma, you can just get that oh sweet
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  Speaker 1: sweet Yeah in Chila Machala.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's Bishop tok bar. Dude. That's pretty good
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  Speaker 3: progress for one event.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, you learn, you learn more watching lively than
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  Speaker 1: you did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, because I'm watching the show The Looming Tower.
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  Speaker 3: It's about the build up to nine to eleven and.
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  Speaker 4: You're still watching that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, started it like five.
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  Speaker 1: Minutes a day or what how many hours is it
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  Speaker 1: going to say?
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  Speaker 3: Ten episodes? On episode seven?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my patience was so fucked from years of phone
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  Speaker 4: addiction that I treated like watching full movies like they
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  Speaker 4: were learning a language. I was like, all right, I
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  Speaker 4: got an get twenty straight minutes because I couldn't even
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  Speaker 4: do that.
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  Speaker 5: I have to put my phone in another room.
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  Speaker 3: That show I have to rewind every thirty seconds because
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  Speaker 3: anytime they anytime I look at my phone for more
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  Speaker 3: than a second. I miss something because there's a lot
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  Speaker 3: of subtitles. Because it's a lot of Arabic, which is
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  Speaker 3: why I wanted to learn Arabic. I thought I could
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  Speaker 3: just maybe bang it out in one night, but in
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  Speaker 3: the whole language.
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  Speaker 4: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: But I wouldn't have to look at this train the
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  Speaker 3: whole time. Imagine being fluent in Arabic and you like
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  Speaker 3: get an Uber and then you're the whole time in there,
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  Speaker 3: and then you hop out and say something in Arabic
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  Speaker 3: on the way out. Oh yeah, day the entire time, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to this. I was in Uber this morning and
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  Speaker 3: this is from you Live close. I had to go
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  Speaker 3: to this bar to shoot something for out of order.
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  Speaker 3: Ah yeah, the whole ride.
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  Speaker 4: All sounds like you.
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  Speaker 3: Got to request Punjabi MC. I think it was just
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  Speaker 3: one song the whole time, And I was furious when
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  Speaker 3: I got in the I was pro.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what they jail. They jail broke the
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: like the volume settings to go extra. You go to
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: this place at ten am, you're hearing that ship. Yeah,
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: the volume that hasn't reached like the Western world. Yeah,
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: because they do that in the East though, Oh guy,
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: it's like smiling and he's like, I can't hear it.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: It's so loud. You have to.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: But they'll do it through an entire city in like
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: they'll just be playing like exactly that song.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: It's relaxed. It's always five hours that song did not
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: there was not like a pause. There was never There
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: was never a pause in between. It was one song
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: the entire time, a thirty minute uber.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: They probably have. It was probably a lot of stream that.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Like when you travel far enup East. I think it's
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: like one song per billion people.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you go to the snapchat map where you
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: can look at anyone, So you go to these middle
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: they're all playing that song.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're like doing like relaxing things while listening
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: to the loudest song of mat But it's a good song, dude,
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: trust me. If you're in there for more than twenty minutes,
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: you fall into the trance of a law. You start
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: going You're like, maybe Alla does have the ndswer.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah he's got it figured out, sweet buttery voice.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Do they say those who do not fear death
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: will ever die? I was just reading. I was just
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: reading a book about lost cities and there was odd.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: That's right, now, that's just you.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: That was the first one you clicked. That's against the religion, though,
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: that's more like it just like playing just a weird
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: echo to it, just a reverb because they're not I
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: think it's against their religion to have songs with instruments
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: in them.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: But there they only use their voice. And then they're
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: eating American fast food in the car in their very nice, masturbating.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Guitar skinny gluttons.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: We used to remember the level these church. Yes, we
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: would go there and they would do it all in Arabic. Yeah,
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: some reason that made it less boring than.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Every once while you go to an Arabic mass.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: It might be a better language. It's a very like
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: enticing experience.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Hearing those people talk. It makes you.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: It's captivating, the spices the edge of your seat.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: They're there.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know, we'll cut that out. It's have to
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: be wearing that jacket, man.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: That's why they make them kick off their shoes. No shoe, yeah, doe.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: They they they're good people over there.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: There you go, good safe they are. They definitely are.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: They have better manners and they love you. They do.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: They don't I'm Jewish. They hate you. I'm one of them.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: No, that's not they're they're they're Muslim.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we all it's hand in hand.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: No it's not.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: You all get along. I don't think you are the
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: ones that are in trouble. Catholic Polish, Oh my god,
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: you guys know about the Polish arc. No, he's like
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: pretending to be super proud to be kind of Polish.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: I'm not even I'm kind of Jewish.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: So that doesn't make sense though. Why doesn't get that
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: it's like a cultural thing, But like, it's it's a religion, it's.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: What it's ethnicity that's in your blood.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: What percent of the what beliefs do you have and
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: don't have.
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: you think college is for.
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 18:41
  Speaker 9: Uber and Uber eats.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: What deals this good. Everyone wants to be a student
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: joined for just four ninety nine a month. Savings may
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: very eligibility and member terms apply. Well, no, I don't
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: know actually Jewish. So you're saying you're kind of you
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: do you celebrate anything or you just I celebrate a
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: little bit. When I was younger a little it was
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: the four candles. It's the first night we would like
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: the cattles. We wouldn't get any gifts though, Oh that's
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: the worst. Yeah, it was kind of cool though, No,
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: it was cool.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: What was cool about it the part yea, he speaks
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: every language.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: You probably know some man a little bit about it.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Give us your best Arabic.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I just gave you the that Arabic the saloon liqum. Yeah,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: see why lickums at that type of ship.
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: Bro.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that is what it says.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: It's like, what's up?
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: What's good?
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Mixing some dews? And does I only know du dah?
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: But you don't Actually no, I don't not at all.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: What was fun about about getting Honkah? But no, no presents.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Well, it's usually when my dad would come home angry
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: one day and like we're celebrating Honkah tonight because we
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: never because we were raised Catholic.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: So he was pissed and.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: He needed to do better better, probably mad at my
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: mom and being like, this is why we can't get
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: an agent. No, he's probably like, well, we never celebrate
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: my religion, but he's not religious either. My dad never
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: even had a bar mitzvah. So just when your dad
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: was mad, it was honkah. It didn't matter the month.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: We would do like we would like the I mean,
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: it was cool lighting the candles and blowing them out
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: with your birth I guess you don't. I guess you
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: don't blow them. No, No, it was cool lighting the candles.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: You had a harmony lighting the candle, not harmonica. I
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: say harmonic.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: You were eating chocolate.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, you.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Guys had a harmonica for.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: You're playing like the Blue Brothers, sweating in every part
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: of my Manora, Monora, I know what it is.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I knew.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I was thinking yamica, and then I starts with the
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: age I'm half Jewish harmonic like ethnically, I'm Catholic.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Ethnically yeah, yeah, there's no ethnic Catholics.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: But because Judaism is the only religion that are Palestinian.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I just know I'm Jewish.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: You're not Palestinian.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: We couldn't say, no, you're not Palestinian. Maybe I am.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: You've never seen my twenty three in me.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: But my wife's twenty three and me. We told this,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Hilla mayor or. No, we told this to warm up.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah she's black.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, she's one percent Jewish.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, see, I'm like, you can't.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, but is that because your mom is right? No,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: my dad is, Oh so that doesn't count.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: No, only if your mom is then you can claim
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: to day and you can. Then you can well you
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: can claim it, you can transition, you can, Yeah.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Mark, that's what's over. Yeah, one percent.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. It's like, where is it
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: coming from penny to the doll? Where is it coming from?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: She's pinching that penny.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: But penny is still a thing.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: They just got to just saying that about.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, I got rid of mine, but oh no,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: cocky ship.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: But I was saying, we get rid of fucking Nichols
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: and dime.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Nah, we can't get rid of quarters. To just make
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: everything all Yeah, then you guys are gonna park at
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: a parking meter. Be fucked. I don't have a car.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: So the Chicago problem. Oh you know this is crazy.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: You guys got like three more weeks of making jokes.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: KB is already gearing up. Kb's no, he's ready.
• 22:13
  Speaker 11: I see the trans ready to get fired and I
• 22:16
  Speaker 11: live the best life.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Of my life in Chicago.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Last life of life. No, you guys are really vamping
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: up the comedy here. I just saw that they got
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: all the barstool sports book seats in the Yeah, so
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: that's funny.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: We're doing nightly live streams of sports here. It's going
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: to be preposterous. Literally every night a week there's going
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: to be a live stream.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: What's funny about that?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: What are you going to do?
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't get it, You would have no idea.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: But it's gonna be uh yeah, it's gonna be a
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: different change you think quarters should go to.
• 22:48
  Speaker 12: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
• 22:51
  Speaker 12: to work on your game is bound to make any
• 22:53
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• 23:12
  Speaker 12: how your scorecard shakes out.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Now, let's get back to this good ass episode.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: I think that the change game, like, I'm not carrying
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: that in my pocket.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: It's very European.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Have you ever thrown out change?
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Off it?
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah. You said to throw away a lot
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: of money.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I've thrown out put it in the Chile. You actually
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: ruins my pocket?
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And it makes your hands thing, It makes your
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: hands stinking, and it makes up so much as my wallet.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: You have coin, you put your coins in your wallet.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: We're else, am I gonna put them? Not gonna have
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: them in my pocket? Then I have to hold them.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Such a change person.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: I hate change, funny, hate the smell of change.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Hate it, dude, And it tastes just as bad.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: You, dude, that's disgusting. You've never sucked on a coin.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: No, that's a mouthful of whometh full of nickels.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: That could actually make me throw up right now even
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: thinking about that.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Just sucking on a corner they used to say, like
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: for to beat a breathalyze. Yeah, you're sucking a penny,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: put a penny on your That's no, that's.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Just how you had to pay off the cops. I
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: used to watch videos about that when I first started drinking,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: to be like in case once I started drunk driving,
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I'm I don't have to know how to beat a breath.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: It's going to be part of it.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: I was preparing to drunk drive. The internet's normalizing drunk
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: driving now is back. Yeah, I thought it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Died off for a little.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: I saw that common. Yeah, it used to.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: It used to be if you were a drunk driver,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: you were the biggest villain of all time.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: There was like a p s A era.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: The uber came up, and then everybody kind of forgot
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: about that era, and then people would start posting about
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: it bragging, only to like kill someone a week later.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right now, top dog. The worst thing you can
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: be is someone who goes on like a hinge date
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: with two different girls in one week. Yeah, it's like
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: you're worse than a murderer. We talked about this on
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: the Act.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's who's villafied.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: That's more of a villain.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: West Elm Caleb, West Elm Caleb.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: He's top dog. Oh, he's bigger than Ben Lauden or Gaston.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: People in America genuinely hate him if you had to rank,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: like who's worst Western caleber.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: White America hates him.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I saw a woman today on on black Twitter and
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: she said that, like she was like, I just, uh,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: this dude asked me out for a date in the
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: d m s and I left him on red And
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: he has the audacity the next day to have a
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: woman in victorious secret taking her out on a date
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: and she's just getting fucking flamed. Could have been Yeah,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I mean they're just celebrating.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: The taking Victoria is that first. Yeah, babe, will just
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: cover your pussy?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what side are your titties?
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: What's your exact titty size?
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: What size tits do you wear?
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Wait, let me guess. I had a boy who used
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: He used to claim he could fucking guess any woman's
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: titty to like the letter of the bra side, just.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: On taste, one lick and I know the exact.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Size against it.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: He could hear. My boy was actually good at this.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: He could see a face, just the portrait of the
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: face and tell if she had a fat ass or tits.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: But she is as long as provided she'd had one
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: of the two.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: What was that?
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: What was I don't know? Yeah, he has it in him.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's his name?
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: What's his name?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Is it Alfredo?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Um?
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: It's me. Can't be a minute now, those old old news.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Okay, the nose.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Should we do a test right now? Yeah? All right,
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: all right, yeah, find a find a woman zoom in.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: It's all in the nose.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: How the bridge of the nose, the bridge of the nose.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Wait are we are we going into our like personal
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: what do you guys?
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: What do you guys? Search it?
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know, That's what I was just thinking. I'm
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: just going to Instagram explore page.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be both yeah, looking.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, you're not making an explode.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah. By the way, both are out. We'd got us, guys,
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: we don't we don't want both.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Both is out. Both is done. Both isn't even real?
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: So would you turn down both?
• 27:20
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Not me? I'm taking but just cultural just like I
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: feel like it's I feel like that's that body type
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: is out cultural for.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: The why it's not anyone that's the everyone that it's
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: not coming off of mind as people got one.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: No that tits tits that's embarrassed. It took me that long.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: She's asked, Oh, okay, I made that doesn't even have
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: I don't look at it.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: I've never examined the face of my life the last
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at the top one hundred most pornified fictional characters.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: I saw that prowl the non nowhere of any of
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: the top ten. I have no idea.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: It's probably anime people. Yeah, I bet you adventure time, mate,
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: tell me which one?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Tell me which one?
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Kb Oh you jesus, oh, gigantic tits. I've seen her.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Nailed it, Kyle Tyler, are you serious?
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: I'm kidding.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: It was the Mother Teresa, beautiful, beautiful Mother Teresa. You
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: think Mother Teresa had a hoe face?
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: But Archbishop Perez did. Isn't that the Phillies Phillies.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: So the Philly bishop got uh sent away from Philly,
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: and they had sent him to Wheeling because he was
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: a press, which one cardinal worshop Uhiel brands Field. The
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Philly bishop got sent a Wheeling as penance for fucking boys. Yeah,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I how they upgraded them when they did that.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: They got Arizona.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: They send you to Rome to like they send you
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: on a fucking Mediterranean vacation.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: They send you to Rome for congratulations and then to
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Arizona for retirement out of respect.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Well, we got your runoffs, your sloppy seconds. You and
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I have probably been with the same man.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly we're Eskimo bros. Yeah, we have one degree
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: of separation.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Bishop Bransfield, Damn, what an absolute stud.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I feel like Mother Teresa might have had some fucking
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: jubblees underneath there, though.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: It's hard to tell them to a habit.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I feel like Indian men really appreciate.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: A heavy top.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Indian men appreciate anything that's not true Indian. The Indian
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: men have the highest standards. They have the lowest standards.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: No Indian men would dm a girl not attractive and
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: they'd be like, you are my queen.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Those are the bo the mother barrel. That's just a
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: random Indian matchmaking show. And they do have very high standards.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Well have you ever seen Indian people? Men and women
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: both make like resumes for like marriage that they give
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: to parents, and their parents match them up and they
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: have like their casts that they're a member of. It's insane.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: It's all about like education.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: They go through like this one guy went through like
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: a hundred clients attempts and denied them.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Allied one hundred.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Like one hundred.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: You probably didn't want to date an Indian girl or
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: marry an Indian girl.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you think that?
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know that's a that's a have transgenders made
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: it over to that area of the world, Like is
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: that a thing over there? Like Thailand? Thailand is transcenders
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: and Thailand I think.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: God thought of the culture.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: You don't even know if Michigan got it yet.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, Yeah, there's war rapids.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: That it made it out there.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. It's gotta be tough to be uh in
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: a matchmaking situation, getting.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: So stressed free of a life.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: I think the future it will be like too easy,
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: like with AI, Like it will like gauge how you
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: react to a photo and then match you with to
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: people match you with someone who also.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Reacted to your photo positively, right. I think that's kind
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: of yeah, the evolution of like a swipe left, swipe
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: right type of situation, just your body tells you what
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: it wants. I don't know. I don't fear AI like that,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: but maybe that would be a fucking scary way for
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: it to go down.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: They're just fucking I think AI is going to be sick.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: No, everything's gonna be instant and easy for the most
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: part better.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: And then we're going to be out of jobs.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: You think we are, Yeah, we're last to go.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: We're the talent.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: I think doctors are up before us.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Doctors are up before now because people won't truck People
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: won't want that. But people will still want the fellows
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: talking to the mites bro. I think they can just
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: be done without us now. I don't think people will
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: want their doctor to be a robot. No, if you're
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: going in for like a major surgery, you want a human.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: All are done by robots.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll be happening. I th introverts will want the robot,
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: and you know, guys like you will need the person
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: to talk to.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you love to yuck it up before getting cut open.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Hell No, I just would want like a human to
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: be like, Hey, this is what's gonna happen. Is what
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: we're gonna do to you. Poor Piper, she just got paid.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Oh poor belly all shaved. That's the voice that you
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: just got that Kiebe, what did you do your cat?
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: What is that?
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: That?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: What the cones for?
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Voice?
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Look at my poor why does that the cone?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: She got spade.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Choke slammed on her chest?
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: She got her pussy chopped off.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: They chopped her. Yeah, I don't need.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pussy without a pussy?
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Do they do?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Cats?
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Do animals need that? If they live alone? Cats had pussies? Obviously?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: I know cats have pussies, Bro, How do you know why?
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Obvious?
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Because of all the cats I fucked.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Like the dude, like the dude on the idol.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Pussy. They cut it after five episodes, right, yeah, yeah,
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: it was so much because it wasn't the plan for
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: six episodes. Have a hard time accepting the truth. Yeah,
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: the world has become.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Is that girl Johnny Depp's daughter. Yeah, oh my god, dude.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Poor fucking guy.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: That's just weird as hell that his daughter's like just
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: ass naked, dripping single tears on fucking HBO.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: The cumface yeah face first episode, face on her, just
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: come on her face, right, the first time there was
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: that much com there was more come yeah yeah, way
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: more face that guy's come.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah very lude. HBO shows have been going on for
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: a while. What made this so.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: They they said it was like torturous pornography. It got
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: too nasty. They were putting like they were like electrocuting
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: people and like what not even sexually gratifying them, just
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: like torture. It was like abu grab type of situation.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why they didn't, because
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I thought it was just starting to come around. I
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: thought it was like the characters were finally getting some
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: complexity in depth. Dude, you thought Sucked was like getting
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: like humanized a little bit.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Or the weekend was going to show his cock in
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: episode seven.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I would kill for that.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's big.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: He's got such a boxy shape. He's kind of built
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: like SpongeBob. He's like little stick legs, but the fucking
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: boxy top. So I can only.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Imagine long weekend, Memorial Day break, how Spanish going.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: It's not as rewarding as I wanted it to be,
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: but I'm still keeping a no.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: It's going to be really good when you when you
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: go on a on like a vacation to a Spanish
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: speaking country or something like that, I think you'll really
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: be able.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: To I'll never get his passport. Well, what about best
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: he can do is San Antonio, Puerto.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Rico, Washington Heights.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: I go up.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: I've been going up there, like Spanish Harlem washing It
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: it feels like you're in a different country in Spanish.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: I want to speak in Spanish.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Like one fifteenth past.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, so that's I go. Yeah, Like, I go in
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: there and play basketball and ship.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: Your rise up, play about.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: They just have the most open courts and I want
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: to hoop in private.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Honestly, there's a My grandmother used to live at
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: one sixth and Columbus, and there was a court outside
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: of her building that's always free. It's still free today.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: What she's doing in Harlem, I think, I don't know.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: She must have been sucking and fucking. She must have
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: been getting getting busy up there.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: God rest her soul.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah she's dead, She's extremely dead. But my dad was
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: up there too, but I didn't even know.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: What was from Harlem. Yeah, yeah, or I mean every
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: day you prove me you're the blackest guy.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: They grew up there.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the projects in one O six and Columbus
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: at Frederick Douglas House, I battle wrapped a guy who
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: was from the same projects as my dad, and I
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: like set it in the rap battle and uh, They're like, well, dude,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: it doesn't count.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: You're you have white privilege.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, that's probably right, that's probably true.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: But they were from the same projects.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: It's surreal moment.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Frederick Douglas house is like the most project. Yeah, that's
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: like MLK.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: I would rather be raised in Ronald McDonald house.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: Frederick.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's when you know her. If it like ends
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: in gardens, it's gonna be not didn't ask.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Regarded, Yeah it was. Yeah, you didn't know at the
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: time that it was.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Dip out is wild.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: On his own show Wait for Hours.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pee on their show, and I can tell you
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: just want to do your hair.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: It's it's freshly.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: No, I had to pee, and I don't want to.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: I want to be on top of my game, you
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: know what I mean. You start a big one for us,
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: the perfect part. We're gonna get all your nasty fans
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: in our comments. The best part of the episode was
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: when Sas went to pee. That's pretty funny, that's what
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: they'll say.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: It was the best part of the episode, though.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: What did you guys talk about when I was gone?
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: I was projects?
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: What are guys doing for fourth. The projects is a
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: funny name for those because they have no plans for them.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: What they're done, still working on projects? Finished, brother, it's
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: called the greats Done. Yeah, that wasn't it.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: It was definitely a group project, but some people didn't
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: put in enough work on it.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, some people sat it out.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: My dad is from uh uh the Projects in uh
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: But I don't think it was as bad back then.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it was. Yeah, probably worst worse.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, he's not your dad's age.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: How old is your dad?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: He's old as hell. He's seventy five.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Yea, once you get to once you get up, once
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: you get our age, dads, are it become seventy?
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Hold your dad? I feel like your dad's like thirty seven.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: He's sixty three?
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Is he in like good shape?
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Pretty good shape for sixty.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Is your dad actually Douglinoy? Yeah? Have we come into
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: the hes not? He is fully Dougleanoy. So he will
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: always be like, yeah, I got recognized. He always gets
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: recognized as an uber driver in Charlotte. Douglinoy. Yes, And
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: so he sent a picture. Sure, He's like, yeah, these
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: guys recognize me. He's just wearing the YAK shirt. With
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: all of our faces.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, brings that wondering how people I thought people were
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: like actually recognize Yeah.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Is his face like yours?
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: A little bit the same nose? That's one of th
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Fuck what did he say today? He sent this a
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: picture of him holding a club in his car. Just
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: had a PAS freak out on me. That's how uber
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: slang for passenger started. Just started screaming at me, asking
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: why I locked him in? Are you trying to hurt me?
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: I had to use at least thirty five percent of
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: my mental skills to calm him down several times. He
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: was young, in mid twenties, in good shape, so I
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: activated my security stick just in case.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what else? What other ubers, what the hell.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: He's in the community like saying packs is he?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Is he lying?
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know. He always, He's all my life. He
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: is embellished or perzed every story. But so I don't
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: know what part is a lie.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: I'm sure what kind of upbringing does that lead to?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: If your dad constantly lying to you, someone who.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Is incapable of being sincere and earnest.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: It seemed like I'm pretty sincere earnest answer though, So
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: maybe you're breaking through.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: No, that's what I am. A thirty This is when
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: I started. I was like, I can't just do this
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: the rest of my life.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: You can't lie.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, I see this coming, or I would not have
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: hitched my wagon.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: So irony, I'm so prepared for grand failure professionally, are you?
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're not going to fail?
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, well no, I'm prepared.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: You're not going to.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: I'm living for my life, not my career. I'm gonna
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: I want to fail massively and then see if I
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: can build myself up from that.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: It's talking about that sounds gratifying.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Though you're going to you're the projects, you really are.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: What do you what do you think is going to
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: happen to you?
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: I'm not worried. I don't feel no worry.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: No, I understand that because you're prepared for the grand failure.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: But in your head, what do you think the grand
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: failure will be?
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Like if I don't have blinds or
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: curtains in my window, neither do I.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not prepared for grand failure.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Prepared to fail or fail? To prepare?
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Bro, I should prepare to fail?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: You should?
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: He lives like als, Oh god, do not. Those who
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: do not fear death will never die.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: I said that last time. I think they lived life correctly.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those who are prepared to fail will never fail.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm law I'm scared as hell of death. Yeah,
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: I think about it.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: All the time, every one of my abortions. I think
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I fear pain, wear more than, way more than I
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: fear death. I fear fear more. I'm afraid of fear
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: more than or pain. Like that's why plane crashes scared
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: me the most. You'd be so scared as that. Oh yeah,
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: ten minutes of falling.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Come on, Yeah, that's a nose dive.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: No, I was gonna say less to nose dive.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but how often is that happening?
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Very rarely.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: It actually almost always has to be intentional for a
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: nose dive to occur. And that's less like the wings
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: explode or some shit.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I wonder how often there's like a long fall and
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: then they just get out of it.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Probably more often than you'd think.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, dude, I don't like it, but.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah they don't. They don't ever just crack like, they
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: don't just go straight down because planes can fly for
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: over one hundred miles with no engine power, you can
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: pretty much glide to any other airport, yeahah, or a
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: near airport. Yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: I would like to think that the adrenaline kind of
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: overpowers the.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Fear, so it would be like a weird I think
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: you would pass out before you crackh I think you
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: would probably pass out before you crash from just pure
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: like heart rate exploding through the roof.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, because there was that video of
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: the dudes in Nepal who were just like they like
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: went out the window like flip camera to them, just
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: like sitting there.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: But they they crashed pretty fast off the takeoff right
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: almost immediately, wasn't it. Yeah, that's that really dangerous airport.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Donnie went to it. Yeah, like just normally. Yeah,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: that's yeah. I'm not trying to die out here.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: I would prefer most deaths in the world to compare
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: rather than a plane crash, other than like cancer or
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: some shit. I don't want to have like a long
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: term fucking death.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Kb's outlook on it has kind of changed my life
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: a little bit. When you were like, I hope I'm
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: just so old or like in such pain that I
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: just death to be like this awesome relief.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: Whenever I'm super sick, I'm like, I just want to
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: be unconscious. So I think the best way to die
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: would be to be like it slowly eases into like
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: the worst pain and misery of your life, and you're like,
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: all right, let's let's do this.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Some old ass people though, all right, a lot of
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: old ass people are just like, get me out of here.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Get yeah. Yeah, Like old people all the time, we're
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: just like, why has this not happened yet?
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: Which is comforting for us now with our fear of death.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I think, what do you guys think about to watched
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: the documentary on getting cloned?
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Pal? We saw you the hockey game Mark.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: I know you guys.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Pink Whitney.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: See it fellas I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Whitney for legendary moments.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: You guys fuck with clones.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: I don't think. I don't believe in it.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: What do you?
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: I just don't believe in it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: That's real.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: I believe like maybe like the physically it could look
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: the same, but what does that mean the same brain.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: We went to a petting zoo in Arizona in Tucson
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: and we went and fed sheep and they were like,
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: every one of those is a clone.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: It was first I thought this only happened once. Yeah,
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Sally or Yeah, I didn't know. It was like random, dude, there, wait,
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: so that's an actual thing.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they had all the same meal. Real they
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: felt fed all the same sheep.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: But what does that mean?
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Right, they don't have the same memories or anything
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: because they start fresh. But this is this technology exists
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: and they've done this on people.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: They've done monkeys.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Dude. It's it's it exists enough to where a petting
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: zoo that cost thirty dollars to get into has fifty
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: fucking yeah.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Or barbar streisand has had the same dog for four
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: generations something, her dog dies and she reclones it and
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: runs it back.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Eyes. That's actually a smart ass idea.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: That's what that I didn't They're they're cloning.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Dot pets, Yes, yeah.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: And I would do that. What are they what have
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: they found? Like this this is like all this said
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: does the same traits.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: They said the guy in this documentary, And I Saw
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: said that they have the same personality traits, but also
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: he was a South Korean guy who spent time in
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: jail for Like, the.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: J in South Korea is easy, is it. I think
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: you can just like do like litterate.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anybody goes.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, I thought you meant they would like threaten.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: I no know, but like the actual being in the
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: jail is easy.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: You're saying they send everybody to jail.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's easy to go to jail.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: But it seemed like he was that he had just
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: done some bad, bad things to humanity.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I was this is one of the documentaries. I couldn't
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: go without having my phone. I did two Black Mirror
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: episodes without my phone, got my screen time down, and
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I've earned a little little treat
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: for myself, earned a little bit of a taste. It's
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: funny that you think you're like have less screen time
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: when you're just watching a different screen.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I heard you're talking about Matt and Shane's about your
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: screen time. Yeah, I'm down lying about your numbers.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't. I'm probably here like.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have like three hours a day. I don't know,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: is it Is it bad across the board?
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Is it bad when I'm doing a crossword er duo
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: lingo YouTube, informative video?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think it did. I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that's bad.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: I fall asleep to ASMR. So that's like nine hours.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: A day, three hours and nineteen minutes.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: That's really impressive. You have a second phone, know, but
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: like yesterday it was seven hours and thirty minutes. Yeah,
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: that's just today. I'm three hours ninety minutes since I've
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: been fucking grinding all day. Yeah, I haven't had time
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: to check the phone. I've been talking since one am. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: one pm.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: It hasn't been We've been talking since one pm.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? There is a lot of talking. I
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: just regurgit to I know. I tried to run back.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: The murderers aren't aren't the most villainized people, and you
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: guys didn't give me anything. I thought we're gonna thought
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: we're just gonna play the hits on this.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: One can do the best of episode, But we.
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  Speaker 3: Did.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, what's another one?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: So what's another best of?
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Because like, how many of your listeners have been
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: since episode one? Not a lot reread episode one? What
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: did we talk about that'd probably something fucking stupid.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably like where you had like a we had
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: like a twelve episode thing where the ranch, the ranch
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: was big, but.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: You Ashton Kutcher show.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: No, my buddy, you went to the U.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, wow, that was a long.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Second classic saga. But you lusting over Sydney Sweeny went
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: for like twelve defist episodes. No way, you're super horny. Yeah,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: when you were, when you were working out a lot,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you were really horny.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: I was talking about Sidney Sweeney that much. Oh my god,
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: you should release the episodes when this was a solo podcast,
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: when it was just your god, now, wait on that happens. Yeah,
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I recorded three. I recorded a sample episode and then
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: I sent it to gazz and they said, we think
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: you're more of like a like a writing player. Yeah.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: I remember when you first started at barstore. You're like, dude,
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: when I'm not renewed, I'm just gonna beg if I
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: could just like run socials, I was gonna do that.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: I was gonna switch over to just running social because
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I was like, I could easily do that. Jobs are
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: so easy. They just had to be like, holy shit,
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: look at this fucking video from forty years ago that's
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: resurfacing on Twitter again. This Grandpa eat paint. Thought it
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: was yogurt. These guys did this funny dance in the
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  Speaker 3: Harvard Baseball van to call me maybe ude. My favorite
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  Speaker 3: one is My favorite one is caption this, No, that's
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: your fucking worst one was whoever did the Instagram post?
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Remember I remember I screenharted that and I did like
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: a seven paragraph rant about it when it was just
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: a dude doing a backflip at like a frat party
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: and he was like me, I'm not gonna drink much tonight.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Ten beers later, it's just a dude doing a backslip
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: with all the comments were like, finally the old barstool's back.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: Well, like that's the that's their job is to post
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: ship like that, Like they don't get to decide what
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: they post.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Being a social would suck and.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: You have to come up with a caption for.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: That, except like you get to hop on trends like
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: being a social guy. When the whole when you nut
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: and she keeps sucking thing was going on that you
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: had the easiest job in the world. Oh yeah, you
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: just go to Olympic divers yeah, and zoom in and
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: they do the note, they do caption this, and they
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: do uh fuck, what is the other one that they do?
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: It's like, dudes, were they played the uh when her
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: when she texts you that her parents aren't I still
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: see that.
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, in our office are tweeting that and they're getting
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: raises for it, just like a Lamborghini burning out.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: No, they're getting paid heavily.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: It'll be it'll be like what is Nick thinking?
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Wrong?
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Answers over, that's like the equivalents like big cats like
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: sound off in the comments. Yeah, yeah, fellas, let's get
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: naughty on this one. Gave us your worst.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: So it was like a top blank of all time.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, every time we play the crossword puzzle at the
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: end of the day, after everybody's gone, Yeah, it's just
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: people take a picture. What are the fellas looking at?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Wrong?
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: Answers What is this Hodgepodge cruise?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Same crew every single time.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: That ship's devastating though, they got to cut it out
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: with that stuff. What just those posts?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: No, they it's like they're bread and butter. It's like
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: how people they get people to keep on saying it's
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: the old barstools back like that's important to them to
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: give people like a dose of twenty twelve Instagram caption nostalgia.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hilarious to see what podcast they choose to tag.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. In the videos, yeah, it's like a viral
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: video and just be like this dude lost his damn mind.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah at million dollars worth of you know what's happening
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: in the video? No, it's literally anytime a black dude
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: it's in a video black dudes. It could be like
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: a video of Obama giving a speech attack million dollars
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: worth of games. Yeah, sometimes it could be Ben Carson
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: at the Republican Debates and they're gonna tag million dollars
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: worth of game. Who Obama gives his thoughts on this
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: lim the latest school shooting at million dollars worth of game?
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: What is Obama talking about?
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Wrong answers on.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: PK subon Hatch, they'll tag like It'll be like they'll
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: postly a clip of like the Wolf of Wall Street
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: and tag barstool finance. Yeah, which what is that? If
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: you're following that, that's like the diehard stool.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Is Yeah, or uh, They'll they'll hit on the other
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: line a bunch we get tagged so much less than
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  Speaker 1: on the other line.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Ours on the other line, all right, yeah, oh ours
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: is just if there's a if there's an actual piece
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: of ship in the video, if it's like a dog shitting,
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: that's when we get tagged. It has to be actual
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: ship on screen for us to get tagged.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: And then those are automatically get silenced by the algorithm anyway, And.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Dude Wipes responds is like, pu, dude, you've dropped us
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: as a sponsor seven times. Leave us be you've done enough.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: Dude Wipes is still in the comments, like my ass
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: be Like.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Wies will tweet at like three am and like hoopooping
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: right now, like the eyes of emoji.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Do that shit?
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Who's shitting right now? Dead ass? Oh my god. The
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: worst is like Instagram now all the comments are just
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: like slim gym and seven eleven. Yeah. The worst is
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: people that the people that fall for the bait, like
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: they don't understand people. Those people are just trying to
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  Speaker 3: get in, Like they're trying to get clicks and get interactions,
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: get people to go to click on their page. They're
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: trying to get people to look at them as human. Yes,
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: and like bar like I don't know, fucking barstool or
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: some other viral account will post a video and then
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: seven eleven will comment like the skull emoji, and then
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: the comments will be like, didn't expect to see y'all here,
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Like they're like they're genuinely pumped, They're like, holy shit, Yeah,
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: seven eleven just commented on this video. Dude, I love them, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I love I get I go to seven eleven all
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it works.
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  Speaker 3: Did not expect to see y'all in this comment section,
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  Speaker 3: like the crying face emoji?
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been you if that original solo
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  Speaker 4: Have you seen the guy on TikTok who posts videos
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  Speaker 4: of himself like getting gwcked at by girls? Yes, he'll
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  Speaker 4: past them and they're just like the highlights of him
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: being like hot.
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  Speaker 3: That's a whole once.
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  Speaker 4: I saw it once in New York, Like this guy
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  Speaker 4: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: There's the whole genre of dudes just crossing the street
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  Speaker 3: and getting a pack of dudes and.
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  Speaker 1: Then they stare out girl yeah, and girls with boyfriends
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  Speaker 1: yeah yesling around yeah, and then the boyfriend looks and
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• 56:05
  Speaker 3: And then the comments are like, dude, leave that fucking
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  Speaker 3: whore now, because that's that's the side of the internet.
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  Speaker 3: They hate women. Yeah, so like this girl, the girl
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  Speaker 3: realistic probably saw a dude walking with fifteen cameras following
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  Speaker 3: him in turn, and then all the comments are like, ah,
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: they're all the same, all girls are the same. I
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: sent you guys a podcast clip today. I think only
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Kyle watched it because I wouldn't expect. I don't watch
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: the videos you send to either. We do, but uh,
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: I sent this podcast. It was like this guy who's like,
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: I cheated on my wife multiple times and I knew
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: if she ever did it to me, like I'd have
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: to accept that because she's accepted me. And the day
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: came where she finally do.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: You want to just play it?
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah? You want me to play it. I haven't seen this.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: It's one of these like it's always bald guys.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, those guys love like all right sex pot.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Those guys are form of a man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're also essentially clones. They she probably got
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  Speaker 10: in my life, and I knew that if at some
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  Speaker 10: point she ever cheated on me, I would deserve it,
• 57:17
  Speaker 10: because you know, I did it to her on multiple occasions.
• 57:21
  Speaker 10: One day I found out that she actually did cheat
• 57:23
  Speaker 10: on me, and it was at that point that I
• 57:28
  Speaker 10: realized she was a big and actually I never spoke
• 57:33
  Speaker 10: to that again.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: What did the comments say?
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: Just like, hell, yeah, dude, this is a this is
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: a thing that's happened as a genre. It's not just
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: the young boy. The people are hating women. Yeah, it
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: is like it's getting weird.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: It's back. They went through like six waves of feminism
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: and they're like, nah, none of those the.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Gender wars that true rate me. Oh, I showed these
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: guys at the bar, true rate me. Oh dude, there'll
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: be videos like band, Yeah, dude, there will be videos
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: of girls, Like, there's a whole that's a whole genre
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: of being like what do you like? What do you
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: would you date this guy? And they're like no, I
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: don't know him. And then it'll be like three of
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: the most attractive girls you've ever seen in your entire life,
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: and all the comments will be like beat as hell,
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: ugly as fuck, mid mid at best, and you're like,
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: the dude, what are the girls that you.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Guys are seeing on your day to day life.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: The first domino in the becoming that was dudes that
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: would like a girl would post a mirror pick and
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: they'd zoom in on something in the background just be like,
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: MESSI rug on something that doesn't her video. Then nice
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: CVD collection.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but now it's just angry dudes.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: It's the guys who got rejected like time for my
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: villain arc and they take steroids.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and they post videos of them at the
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: gym being like being like you don't take pre workout
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: and be like my pre workout and it'll be like
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: demons and like start throwing like a montage of like
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: monsters and shit dudes doing curls to like text messages.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Like dudes, that's what they're doing. Yeah, dude, I'll find
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: a post. I'll go on my explore page. I'll find
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: one in seconds, like and I'll read the comments.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: Disappear for three months.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Here you go, here's a video of a girl playing golf.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Stop top comment, Stop objectifying women in quotations. Same chick,
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: let's make trendy comment content where I objectify myself. It's
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: it's just a girl swinging at golf club. Yeah, that's
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: pretty hard. That was dude, that took me. That was
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: that was one. That was one swipe. I mean, that's
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: exactly that's exactly what I was talking about. Is this
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: chick charging one hundred k for a round of eighteen holes?
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: Question mark? Yeah, it's it's a bad time right now. Yeah,
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: for them, not us.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: We could just comment anything, just say whatever and get
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: those up posts. Watch them fucking pile in.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dudes don't want girls to be to be doing
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: good and stuff. No, no, especially hot. But I think
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: porn might be fucking up the brains. I think KB
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: you might be onto something with that.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: Porn's out now, isn't it.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Porn's out?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: I think porn, isn't I.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Think amongst I don't know, like the next generation is
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: watching less porn, maybe focusing more on compared to wellness.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know, Probably not, Yeah.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: I bet not.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: You think people are watching less porn than they've ever watched.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 11: I feel like porn it, but I think people are
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 11: there are there's a group of people who are starting
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 11: to realize that, like porn is has very negative effects
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 11: and they're doing like, no porn, no jacking off.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: You're talking about you.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: And you're twelve guys in the group chat who are
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: on the protocol.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we got a good clientele. Is porn?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: What what? What are the negative effects that you saw
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: from porn? Because everyone I've heard like, I believe it.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: I was never watching it like that. I'm talking about
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: the people who are addicts.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: I've never been a porn guy. The guys that can
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: like name porn stars porn stars. I could never do.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: That, But I think that never negatives are that they
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: it's the guys who are looking at the three hot
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: girls and being like, these girls are fucking beat losers
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: because they've been like just dumping porn into their broodsceive women.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: They're incapable adding like relationships with women sexually or seeing.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Like small imperfections and not being like, why is in
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: this girl? Evolovia?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: So yeah, like especially the losers, like all they see
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: is porn girls.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's true. I don't know. I feel like
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: that is that is that porn that causes that? Or
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: is that them just being losers and not have ever
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: been able to get pussies and now they're forced to
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: think of that. Buff Yeah. Yeah, I watch porn, and
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: I'm not like, do you watch porn or do you
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: use porn? There's a difference. Are you like ingesting the porn?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Are you like no having Yeah, you're just you're it's
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: a means to an end for you. Yeah. I watch
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: porn for like thirty seconds. Yeah, yeah, and then I
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: get on with my day like.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: A man, keep pushing like a man.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you strap on my blue jeans. I pulled my
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: dungarees back.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: That's gross.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: That's fucking gross.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I've heard enough about your fucking cumb your sticky ass,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: fucking thick, beautiful comb.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: Oh my yeah, god damn, I know KB is probably
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: packing a fucking thick load.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: At this pretty pretty decent side, pretty decent.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Size are like viscosity size size, like, what's like thick, Yeah,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: it comes out. Yeah, it's a scattershot shot.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: Hen what a bad boy.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: That's I gotta pay you guys for listening. We'll see
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: you guys over on the Anus episode. Shout his way
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: to piss in the middle of my episode. Yeah yeah,