Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Boy Story IX | Son of a Boy Dad #414
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- 3:04Speaker 5: welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
- 3:07Speaker 6: Today.
- 3:07Speaker 5: It's June sixteenth, and we are here live from Chicago
- 3:10Speaker 5: with KB, Nick and Rudy.
- 3:13Speaker 6: Thanks. How we're doing, fellows, Really good, really good. Thank
- 3:17Speaker 6: you for having us. Of course, of course I'm glad.
- 3:20Speaker 1: As we always start when we have these crossover episodes.
- 3:23Speaker 1: KB tells us a story, KiB, you had a story.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Was there a story coming?
- 3:27Speaker 6: Is there a story?
- 3:28Speaker 1: You said you're gonna make it a new story?
- 3:30Speaker 6: What did I say? I forget? I forget as well?
- 3:33Speaker 1: I'm usually pretty good at remembering, and I also forget.
- 3:36Speaker 4: Well, while you're thinking about that story, I think this
- 3:38Speaker 4: would be the right time to tell the world that
- 3:42Speaker 4: we have decided we're all moving to Chicago.
- 3:45Speaker 1: Yeah, that's who.
- 3:47Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know about that.
- 3:49Speaker 4: To us, how about that?
- 3:51Speaker 3: This is bick.
- 3:52Speaker 1: I thought that they'd be more excited. Honestly, Francis, I.
- 3:54Speaker 6: Don't know why I knew this was coming.
- 3:57Speaker 1: People be super jacked up about this.
- 3:59Speaker 6: Chicago is nice, but I don't know if I'm gonna move.
- 4:02Speaker 4: Oh so it's just me and.
- 4:04Speaker 6: Rome then yeah, I think it's just gonna be you guys,
- 4:05Speaker 6: and that will be the end of boid and I'll
- 4:07Speaker 6: be remote.
- 4:09Speaker 1: With my kids.
- 4:11Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, definitely. I can stop by when needed. Cats,
- 4:17Speaker 6: when you're going to.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Be there all the time, I can't leave out milk
- 4:21Speaker 1: for them. Leave out milk for them. They don't have
- 4:27Speaker 1: rough tongues.
- 4:29Speaker 6: There's probably one person that believed that announcement. Now they're
- 4:32Speaker 6: just living.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder rest falling. We are going to the
- 4:35Speaker 1: Cubs game tonight, the Cubes. We are big, the Chicago Cubes.
- 4:40Speaker 6: Nice. Can't wait? Who they playing?
- 4:42Speaker 1: Rockies?
- 4:43Speaker 6: The Rockies love the Rockies. Man, Yes, to get their
- 4:48Speaker 6: ass kicked tonight.
- 4:49Speaker 7: Yeah, the big fan. But yeah, aren't they like the
- 4:54Speaker 7: worst team that's ever existed?
- 4:55Speaker 4: The Rockies.
- 4:56Speaker 6: Cubs are bad right now too. I think the Red
- 4:58Speaker 6: Sox are really bad.
- 4:58Speaker 4: Red Socks are bad too.
- 5:00Speaker 7: I did the year that they were actually good, though,
- 5:02Speaker 7: I did get to go to a World Series game
- 5:03Speaker 7: that was pretty sick. That was like the Matt Holiday
- 5:05Speaker 7: year when he slid into first against San Diego.
- 5:07Speaker 6: I've never been to a meaningful game. They got their
- 5:11Speaker 6: ship pumped by the Red but it was still cool. Yeah,
- 5:15Speaker 6: for what baseball are just in general in general. I
- 5:19Speaker 6: don't think.
- 5:21Speaker 1: There's a new board game facility that opened actually very
- 5:24Speaker 1: close to your apartment. It's called Third Space from the Sun.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Nice and I think that you. I think that you'd
- 5:31Speaker 1: like it the.
- 5:31Speaker 6: Hazard you play board games there. It's a board game bar.
- 5:34Speaker 1: It's like it's not a bar at all, it's just
- 5:37Speaker 1: board games.
- 5:37Speaker 6: I like that, it's pure.
- 5:38Speaker 1: I think that you'd fucking love it.
- 5:40Speaker 6: Dude. My board gaming has gone down a ton since
- 5:43Speaker 6: I've moved here. That's what this city will do to you.
- 5:47Speaker 6: I know all your joy, right man, I'm just a
- 5:49Speaker 6: fucking husk. It would be the best drug to do
- 5:52Speaker 6: with board games. Probably heroin. I mean that's the that's
- 5:57Speaker 6: the answer for any question. What's the best up to
- 6:00Speaker 6: do black heroin? A Yeah, it's temper Yeah, dude, I'll
- 6:11Speaker 6: take the drug that makes it feel like you're orgasmic,
- 6:13Speaker 6: constantly warm, yet it makes Yeah, that'll improve anything. The
- 6:18Speaker 6: one that makes being homeless tolerable?
- 6:20Speaker 4: Yeah, too voluntary.
- 6:23Speaker 6: Yeah, choice house with no heroin or streets with heroin.
- 6:29Speaker 6: It's unanimous.
- 6:32Speaker 1: I mean creatum is basically the same thing.
- 6:35Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, are you still ripping the Are you off it?
- 6:37Speaker 1: No?
- 6:38Speaker 8: Because it did not work for me, and I reasoned
- 6:41Speaker 8: that some people have an opioid brain.
- 6:45Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 6:45Speaker 8: Yeah, because I've tried uh oxies too in the past
- 6:48Speaker 8: and I was like, this sucks, but something And then
- 6:51Speaker 8: like the people I was with.
- 6:53Speaker 5: Loved it and they're like they're.
- 6:58Speaker 6: Like they were like, I like this a little too much.
- 7:01Speaker 6: The Pittsburgh boys, Yeah, dude, Pittsburgh. Their predispositioned. They're like,
- 7:05Speaker 6: it's I think it's just the best thing. I don't
- 7:10Speaker 6: know what it is, if it's the diet or something something. Yeah,
- 7:14Speaker 6: they love it.
- 7:15Speaker 1: In the area. It's the hills too.
- 7:17Speaker 6: I think it's so crazy that they just sell that
- 7:19Speaker 6: ship just everywhere.
- 7:21Speaker 8: Oh, they're selling like new ship at gas stations. Yeah,
- 7:25Speaker 8: Like I want to like get a lawsuit.
- 7:27Speaker 6: There's some what is there? There's some new drug that
- 7:29Speaker 6: they're selling a gas stations.
- 7:30Speaker 4: What's it called?
- 7:31Speaker 6: It's like seven Oh yeah. People are like saying that's
- 7:34Speaker 6: the most devastating. Yeah, it's just like creative mixed with
- 7:40Speaker 6: something else. It's like a new stronger freedom. But it's
- 7:46Speaker 6: it's really bad.
- 7:47Speaker 4: Did you guys watch the Lamarrow atom I'm told yeah,
- 7:50Speaker 4: it was great. And how when he when he when
- 7:54Speaker 4: they found him unconscious at the Bunny Ranch in outside
- 7:58Speaker 4: of Vegas. They like tested his blood and he had
- 8:01Speaker 4: taken like fourteen times the recommended dose of gas station.
- 8:07Speaker 6: Off the rhino.
- 8:08Speaker 7: Dude, but he had like six attacks times like the
- 8:12Speaker 7: size of a regular human.
- 8:14Speaker 6: True, maybe that was his logic. That's a lot of
- 8:17Speaker 6: dick to keep, but dude, like true, those ladies that
- 8:21Speaker 6: the Bunny Rants are so lucky that he died for
- 8:23Speaker 6: a second because he would have fucked them. So, oh my,
- 8:26Speaker 6: you were probably thrilled all the mad back. Thank God,
- 8:37Speaker 6: bring the paddles and they're like no, no, no, no, no, please wait,
- 8:41Speaker 6: think about what you're doing. The documentary is pretty nuts.
- 8:44Speaker 5: I didn't realize all of the Kardashian stuff as well,
- 8:47Speaker 5: Like I didn't know any of that.
- 8:48Speaker 4: It makes Courtney look good.
- 8:50Speaker 6: It makes her look very good.
- 8:51Speaker 5: I mean she was like nineteen, like fully just taking
- 8:54Speaker 5: care of this grown man.
- 8:56Speaker 4: I know who's cheating on her relentlessly, and she's like
- 9:00Speaker 4: monitoring who can actually come in and out of the
- 9:02Speaker 4: hospital room to yeah, for publicity's sake.
- 9:05Speaker 6: Yeah, she had to like go to the hotel rooms
- 9:07Speaker 6: and like clean.
- 9:08Speaker 4: Up, yeah, covering his gigantic track massive.
- 9:12Speaker 5: He was like freebasing fucking coke or whatever. Like she said,
- 9:15Speaker 5: you would come in there be like tenfoil everywhere. He
- 9:18Speaker 5: was like a real drug addict.
- 9:19Speaker 4: Oh yeah, big time.
- 9:20Speaker 6: You ever see the guys who like they're like they
- 9:24Speaker 6: preach like a sober lifestyle, but they talk about how
- 9:26Speaker 6: they're a reformed coke addict and all of their stories
- 9:30Speaker 6: make their coke experience sound awesome as hell. Yeah.
- 9:33Speaker 8: Yeah, Oh dude, I was fucking all of my secretaries.
- 9:36Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 9:37Speaker 8: I would wake up ninety nine apples, three lines of coke,
- 9:42Speaker 8: go to work, Fuck three of my co workers, do
- 9:45Speaker 8: more coke in the bathroom, drink more liquor in the bathroom,
- 9:47Speaker 8: go home, fuck a supermodel. It's like, no, you didn't. Yeah,
- 9:52Speaker 8: you're just a loser and you're still on drugs. The
- 9:55Speaker 8: way that you're telling these stories.
- 9:58Speaker 1: My life was a constant party.
- 10:01Speaker 6: That is how they describe it. It's never like they
- 10:03Speaker 6: hit a devastating low. It's just like the highs were
- 10:05Speaker 6: too high. No, their rock bottom is tired of pussy.
- 10:10Speaker 8: Literally do coke around the clock, and it's just so
- 10:13Speaker 8: I could get my dick hard and fuck twenty two
- 10:16Speaker 8: year old coworkers non stop. And he's like tweaking while
- 10:19Speaker 8: he's telling the story. It's one specific guy I'm thinking of.
- 10:22Speaker 1: There's a couple guys that I've seen like that, because
- 10:24Speaker 1: there's the one guy who I think is in maybe
- 10:26Speaker 1: he's tweaking or maybe he's in withdrawal like he is,
- 10:28Speaker 1: like was maybe an alcoholic or something. But he tells
- 10:31Speaker 1: the stories and the story seems so fucking up insane.
- 10:35Speaker 1: It's all Wolf of Wall Street.
- 10:36Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you're gonna talk about the dude that
- 10:38Speaker 5: does the videos where he's like re enacting his alcoholis
- 10:40Speaker 5: love that guy.
- 10:41Speaker 6: Guys, he gives himself the shade ye and it's like
- 10:44Speaker 6: him sneaking it into like his eggs. It was like, yeah,
- 10:47Speaker 6: it's like like an orange peel. Yes, yeah, he's sank
- 10:50Speaker 6: and it'll be like, do you like like the smug
- 10:52Speaker 6: point at the capture, like guess where I snuck the booze?
- 10:54Speaker 6: Then shows his plate and he like lifts an egg
- 10:56Speaker 6: and it's like a fucking shooter under the side.
- 11:00Speaker 1: It wasn't this, it was in the sink. It was
- 11:03Speaker 1: like he would the night before he would pour alcohol
- 11:07Speaker 1: into cups, and so when he would go to the
- 11:09Speaker 1: sink in the morning and like just drink something out
- 11:12Speaker 1: of the cup, there would be like pre planted booth
- 11:14Speaker 1: to get rid of the shades that I was gonna
- 11:17Speaker 1: say it was genius.
- 11:18Speaker 6: Yeah, really smart. I think there're ten years in him. Yes, dude,
- 11:24Speaker 6: you can tell with his brain he was still sharp
- 11:27Speaker 6: as he'd drinking a little. You have so many good ideas,
- 11:33Speaker 6: so skilled. If you don't waste, what are you gonna
- 11:36Speaker 6: do with all these hiding spots waste being that addicted
- 11:41Speaker 6: to booze, that where you only see things as hiding
- 11:43Speaker 6: spots for booze. Yeah, that's gotta be.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Tough, just amputating a leg being like, I could fit
- 11:49Speaker 1: so much booze.
- 11:50Speaker 6: Think of all the shots that could fit in there.
- 11:53Speaker 4: What's the what's your sobriety like right now?
- 11:57Speaker 8: I just went to a rufous to Soul concert and
- 12:01Speaker 8: did a MDMA for the first time in several years,
- 12:06Speaker 8: and experienced what I would call an ego ascension.
- 12:11Speaker 6: Yeah, since that I was, I cannot lie.
- 12:16Speaker 8: I was in the crowd completely consumed by my own idea.
- 12:23Speaker 6: I was like envying my perceivers.
- 12:25Speaker 8: I was like I was like turning around to face
- 12:29Speaker 8: like the back of the audience. I legitimately thought people
- 12:32Speaker 8: were snapping photos of me. I felt like a vulture
- 12:35Speaker 8: headline Our thirty three spotted with this fiance moving unnaturally gracefully. Dude,
- 12:43Speaker 8: I felt like the fucking man. I felt like all
- 12:46Speaker 8: eyes were on me, and I was like taking it
- 12:49Speaker 8: all in. I legitimately thought fans were like, it was
- 12:53Speaker 8: it's black and I was like they were like I
- 12:55Speaker 8: was like posing for dudes.
- 12:57Speaker 4: Rufist du Saul plays background music at Kyle.
- 12:59Speaker 8: Boun I was like, I wish I could see myself
- 13:04Speaker 8: instead of these dudes, instead of Tyrone Lund twist fucking John.
- 13:09Speaker 6: You're jealous of everybody. Yeah, I end beat my perceivers.
- 13:14Speaker 6: I was like, holy ship, this is good.
- 13:18Speaker 1: And then.
- 13:20Speaker 8: I paid the man disastrous disastrous inverse of a come doown.
- 13:25Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you had what's called the post day Molly. Like,
- 13:31Speaker 4: what is that called?
- 13:32Speaker 6: There's a name for that, A come down.
- 13:35Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 13:35Speaker 4: I thought there was like the day after, like.
- 13:37Speaker 6: The hangover from doing Molly or whatever. Well I had that.
- 13:41Speaker 8: Yeah, I was like panicking. I got to do my chores.
- 13:44Speaker 8: I started booking flights. A serotonin that's a serotonin syndrome
- 13:49Speaker 8: is like this rare thing that people try to warn
- 13:51Speaker 8: you about, but like no one really gets.
- 13:54Speaker 6: You have to really abuse it. My roommate in college
- 13:57Speaker 6: told me he took he took molly every day for
- 14:00Speaker 6: three months.
- 14:01Speaker 8: Oh do you always hear stories? It's not addictive, but
- 14:05Speaker 8: if you take it for the first time, it's.
- 14:07Speaker 6: So good that you want to keep doing it. I'm
- 14:09Speaker 6: of the fact if something feels that good, it's probably addictive.
- 14:13Speaker 1: It's worse than a could you have taken the hair
- 14:15Speaker 1: of the dog of Molly and had like a little
- 14:17Speaker 1: taste of it the next day to like abate that feeling,
- 14:21Speaker 1: or like, what do they.
- 14:22Speaker 6: Mean you're just delaying the debt that you'll pay it,
- 14:25Speaker 6: so you'll pay You're paying the debt one way or another.
- 14:27Speaker 6: Tremendously sad. So I was booking, is it like what
- 14:31Speaker 6: I've never done it? So? Is it like when you
- 14:33Speaker 6: wake up the next morning, like are you still like, wow,
- 14:35Speaker 6: last night was fun as fuck? Are you more so?
- 14:37Speaker 6: Just no, it's I'll kill It.
- 14:39Speaker 8: Was like an absence in your brain, like you you
- 14:41Speaker 8: can feel the physical void, which is ironic. Yeah, I
- 14:46Speaker 8: was booking flights and I forgot to set the the
- 14:51Speaker 8: birth year correctly to nineteen ninety three, so I left
- 14:55Speaker 8: it at twenty twenty six, and I got a notification
- 14:59Speaker 8: from United It was like, passenger Kyle Bauer is under
- 15:03Speaker 8: two years old? Would you like to select the infant
- 15:06Speaker 8: in seat option, infant in lap option for it? And
- 15:09Speaker 8: I got tremendously sad picturing two year old me or
- 15:14Speaker 8: like baby me in my own lap, and I'm visually
- 15:19Speaker 8: so vivid, like I could see my baby self in
- 15:23Speaker 8: my own lap, and I was like almost like I
- 15:25Speaker 8: wanted it to start crying so I could comfort it.
- 15:28Speaker 8: But it was just like emotionally paralyzed, like Casey Aflap
- 15:34Speaker 8: in Manchester by the Sea, and it just looked at
- 15:36Speaker 8: me with like the saddest eyes.
- 15:40Speaker 4: I can't It was like, I can't beat it.
- 15:44Speaker 8: I know you'll never be able to raise me to
- 15:47Speaker 8: be anything more than just a slightly different version of yourself.
- 15:51Speaker 6: Dude, that sounds like a pretty rough morning. This is
- 15:53Speaker 6: a crazy hours. I mean, that's like the ultimate high
- 15:57Speaker 6: and low of all time.
- 15:59Speaker 4: So strange double outer body sort of experiences.
- 16:04Speaker 6: The way it said passenger Kyle Bauer is under two
- 16:07Speaker 6: years old, freaked me out.
- 16:11Speaker 4: It's a wake up call for sure.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Passenger is a deep word.
- 16:20Speaker 6: Yeah, but it didn't happen like that was just all
- 16:23Speaker 6: in your head right like that? But wouldn't you be
- 16:29Speaker 6: able to like, were you not able to follow up?
- 16:33Speaker 7: Are you not able to pull your It's not like
- 16:35Speaker 7: a Hanks movie where he gets like transformed like some fans.
- 16:39Speaker 6: Wait, Kyle, you were joking, right, this.
- 16:41Speaker 1: Definitely happen, wouldn't wouldn't you be able.
- 16:43Speaker 6: To be like, well, I'm not too under I wasn't
- 16:48Speaker 6: completely consumed by that, got it?
- 16:51Speaker 1: Got it?
- 16:52Speaker 6: It was more of a thought like I never really
- 16:53Speaker 6: pictured myself as a baby. I don't like looking at
- 16:55Speaker 6: baby pictures of me.
- 16:56Speaker 1: It feels like it's someone else.
- 16:59Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like I'm just like that's me as
- 17:02Speaker 6: a child.
- 17:03Speaker 4: There's a there's a specific memory from my childhood that
- 17:06Speaker 4: if I allow myself to like access it, it brings
- 17:10Speaker 4: me to deep sadness and it's a happy memory.
- 17:12Speaker 1: I'd like to hear that I get those two.
- 17:14Speaker 6: Yeah, I find myself chasing those a little bit.
- 17:17Speaker 1: Really why.
- 17:18Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been talking to my mom more of asking
- 17:20Speaker 6: about just stories and it makes me sad every time,
- 17:24Speaker 6: but I keep doing it. We were talking about yesterday
- 17:27Speaker 6: we had We had a big cat on the podcast
- 17:28Speaker 6: and he was talking about leash kids. Oh yeah, it was.
- 17:34Speaker 6: That was the worst that was That was one of
- 17:35Speaker 6: the worst days of my life. Was the leash because
- 17:37Speaker 6: you got lost? Or was it after you got lost?
- 17:39Speaker 1: There was a loss. He was kidnapped.
- 17:41Speaker 4: No, I was.
- 17:41Speaker 6: Attempted to be kidnapped. Somebody tried to pull me out
- 17:43Speaker 6: of a shopping cart when I was a kid and
- 17:45Speaker 6: that fucked up my mom. And then somebody bombed our
- 17:47Speaker 6: house when I was a kid. Bomb Yeah, my dad
- 17:49Speaker 6: was the city manager and fired somebody and he fucking bombed.
- 17:52Speaker 6: He built a bomb and like blew up our garage
- 17:55Speaker 6: door and it was right above my room. So my
- 17:56Speaker 6: mom was always a helicopter mom after that. But my
- 17:59Speaker 6: leash was when I was seventh grade, which I didn't like. Yeah,
- 18:02Speaker 6: I don't think.
- 18:05Speaker 1: It was.
- 18:05Speaker 6: It was really like a leash for like a dopeer.
- 18:07Speaker 6: It was risk to wrest. It was like it was
- 18:09Speaker 6: like it was for adults. It was like it was
- 18:12Speaker 6: like paste out blue and it was probably about four feet.
- 18:15Speaker 6: Not terrible, but still not great. I mean, year old,
- 18:20Speaker 6: I had like pubes.
- 18:23Speaker 5: Yeah, you were autine like, but you were also almost
- 18:27Speaker 5: taken and blown up, so I do understand.
- 18:29Speaker 6: Yeah, my mom has the right to be. Yeah, you
- 18:31Speaker 6: were like Harry Potter as a child, a lot, very
- 18:34Speaker 6: very yes. I mean we're coming for you. Just ain't
- 18:36Speaker 6: going to stop a bomb.
- 18:37Speaker 4: No, Yeah, it's true.
- 18:39Speaker 6: You get two for one then, yeah, you're right, it's
- 18:41Speaker 6: the perfect person to bomb.
- 18:44Speaker 8: You were late on this story telling it. I know,
- 18:46Speaker 8: it's extremely traumatic.
- 18:48Speaker 1: Game bombed. No one gets bombed. Where are you from Lebanon? Yeah?
- 18:52Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, No, it was like it was like a
- 18:54Speaker 6: homemade kind of thing. This guy did fucked up our
- 18:56Speaker 6: garage door. I remember.
- 18:57Speaker 1: Was it a good bomb or it sounds like kind
- 18:59Speaker 1: of a trash.
- 18:59Speaker 6: Was loud, just loud, a little flash bang loud ass,
- 19:03Speaker 6: But I mean, i'd imagine. And that guy took a
- 19:05Speaker 6: step back. I said, he came back and he's put
- 19:07Speaker 6: a bunch of eggs in R A C. Which is
- 19:09Speaker 6: like such a step back from a bomb.
- 19:12Speaker 1: He's probably like, I'm not prepared for He felt bad.
- 19:16Speaker 6: He went back to what he knows, but I must
- 19:19Speaker 6: killed that baby. Let's make their house. Think have been
- 19:30Speaker 6: a little mob.
- 19:33Speaker 1: Oh.
- 19:41Speaker 6: He probably saw the bomb barely get through the garage
- 19:43Speaker 6: door and was like, yeah, I don't I don't know
- 19:45Speaker 6: what I'm doing. Yeah, he was like I tried my
- 19:47Speaker 6: hard and maybe I am a failure. Maybe I should
- 19:51Speaker 6: have been fired.
- 19:53Speaker 1: What was your super happy memory, Francis that brings you
- 19:55Speaker 1: to tears? I'd like to cry.
- 19:56Speaker 4: Oh yeah, uh Well, there was a sign that we
- 20:00Speaker 4: had I remember in school, which was to bring in
- 20:04Speaker 4: four leaves from four different species of tree. And it
- 20:09Speaker 4: was in the fall, and obviously in New England we
- 20:12Speaker 4: have really beautiful foliage and I remember walking up to
- 20:16Speaker 4: this field with my mom, and we had these baskets
- 20:20Speaker 4: and we were collecting different leaves, and I can smell it,
- 20:25Speaker 4: I can see it, I can feel the temperature, I
- 20:28Speaker 4: can feel my mom helping me. And when I think
- 20:32Speaker 4: about that memory, it makes me feel very old and
- 20:36Speaker 4: that the passage of time is happening far too quickly.
- 20:40Speaker 6: That's been the speed of time has been really fucking
- 20:43Speaker 6: The first thing I think about every morning for like
- 20:45Speaker 6: the past year is me dying. Ooh I hate it. Yeah, yeah,
- 20:50Speaker 6: I get it before bed. I need, I need, I
- 20:54Speaker 6: need if I bring some life back into you wake
- 20:58Speaker 6: up in the morning, don't think about a thing.
- 21:00Speaker 4: Where I don't think about me dying. I think about
- 21:03Speaker 4: my parents dying. Yeah that's far that's far sadder.
- 21:07Speaker 6: Yeah, what about you dying? Changed topics, dude, I'm so
- 21:16Speaker 6: glad this is your episode.
- 21:21Speaker 8: There needs to be like a social media page that
- 21:23Speaker 8: gives updates of like aging notable people who are doing
- 21:27Speaker 8: very well health wise.
- 21:29Speaker 1: Yeah, because all you hear about is like this seventy
- 21:32Speaker 1: six year old celebrity who died.
- 21:33Speaker 6: Yeah, like Rob Wriggle is once again cancer free.
- 21:39Speaker 4: Gene Hackman's corpse found riddled with fucking rotting dog food. Yea,
- 21:45Speaker 4: his dogs were passing away and almost feeding them. That
- 21:48Speaker 4: whole story was like the most gene Hackman the actor.
- 21:55Speaker 4: Uh he he and his I think his wife were
- 21:58Speaker 4: found passed away, but like, well after they had passed
- 22:04Speaker 4: away their dogs. Yeah yeah, their dogs had also died
- 22:09Speaker 4: because nobody fed them.
- 22:11Speaker 6: Yeah. I remember hearing about that. It's crazy.
- 22:14Speaker 4: Yeah, and he was.
- 22:17Speaker 6: He had dementia and like, I had no idea, what
- 22:20Speaker 6: was you know, it's pretty brutal that stuff going on there.
- 22:23Speaker 6: Not a good situation.
- 22:26Speaker 7: Fuck, But yeah, we need more positive headlines like Ron
- 22:30Speaker 7: has begun stretching.
- 22:32Speaker 5: That's Nice's been stretching. Yeah, I don't know what what
- 22:36Speaker 5: it's doing necessarily.
- 22:37Speaker 1: But it's making my back feel better.
- 22:39Speaker 6: We appreciate you going through it.
- 22:41Speaker 1: You were you had a few years of just in pain,
- 22:43Speaker 1: the terrible back. I was gonna I was gonna go
- 22:46Speaker 1: to oxy Cotton.
- 22:48Speaker 6: Whoa the Hell's wrong with you?
- 22:52Speaker 1: It feels so good.
- 22:53Speaker 6: Yeah, Ron's a big opioid.
- 22:55Speaker 1: Guy's like bold claim. I'd like to be, but I
- 22:59Speaker 1: just know I don't have an addictive personality.
- 23:02Speaker 6: So is that why you smoked weed every day? For
- 23:04Speaker 6: a decade. Damn sass from the pedestal Colley. Do you
- 23:20Speaker 6: guys like each other? Yeah, of course you're just riffing
- 23:23Speaker 6: breaking my ball break can ras about oxy addiction? Break
- 23:28Speaker 6: my balls up a little bit? No, that was unnecessary.
- 23:33Speaker 1: No, it's okay.
- 23:34Speaker 6: I just like to keep my boys honest.
- 23:36Speaker 1: You have to. You have to, and I fucking uh
- 23:39Speaker 1: I love it and you're and that's coming from an addict.
- 23:42Speaker 1: Oh come on, now, that's why you had to quit
- 23:47Speaker 1: drinking because you found yourself.
- 23:48Speaker 6: Did you consider yourself an alcoholic SaaS No, Like, I
- 23:51Speaker 6: don't think I didn't consider myself as like you know,
- 23:54Speaker 6: like fucking I can't put down the bottle or anything
- 23:57Speaker 6: like that. But I just knew, like I can't drink
- 23:59Speaker 6: and not get fucking hammered. But you will go out
- 24:02Speaker 6: and have like six cores lights.
- 24:03Speaker 7: No, I'll go out and have Like I feel like
- 24:04Speaker 7: the majority of what you were talking about was like
- 24:06Speaker 7: you just couldn't handle the pooping anymore.
- 24:09Speaker 6: All the pooping definitely was a factor. That's kind of
- 24:11Speaker 6: a factor in everything. Have you been to a castro No?
- 24:16Speaker 5: Yeah, but I have been eating a lot more fiber
- 24:18Speaker 5: and it's been helping a lot, So that's good.
- 24:20Speaker 6: I have some husk upstairs in the studio if you
- 24:22Speaker 6: want to get.
- 24:22Speaker 1: Some of that.
- 24:22Speaker 6: Oh my god.
- 24:23Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you wouldn't even touch the veg that we
- 24:26Speaker 1: got last night. You barely had any of the thing.
- 24:28Speaker 6: Because it was like a fucking bowl of green mud
- 24:31Speaker 6: on the bottom of it. It was a sauce sauce delicious,
- 24:36Speaker 6: was it?
- 24:36Speaker 1: Peste?
- 24:45Speaker 5: I ate everything everything. To be honest, most of the
- 24:48Speaker 5: stuff that we ate was delicious, was really good.
- 24:50Speaker 6: But it wasn't the most visually appealing, you know, like
- 24:53Speaker 6: you'd be like, I'm not really sure what this is.
- 24:56Speaker 1: Harry.
- 24:57Speaker 4: Harry wouldn't have either of the desserts we had beautiful
- 25:00Speaker 4: slice of cheesecake and this sort of strawberry rhubarb meringue situation.
- 25:05Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, I'm good. Then he went home and
- 25:07Speaker 4: ate the gummy bears from the mini bar.
- 25:11Speaker 6: What's wrong with that? I said?
- 25:12Speaker 5: I literally said I was gonna do that while we
- 25:14Speaker 5: were there. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna have the gum,
- 25:16Speaker 5: I'm gonna have a candy. But why you said you're
- 25:18Speaker 5: gonna have candy?
- 25:18Speaker 6: I said, yes, but why are you skipping? Why you
- 25:21Speaker 6: skipping the Cormet dessert. Yeah, I don't really. That stuff
- 25:24Speaker 6: doesn't really do it for me. I'm the same way. Yeah,
- 25:26Speaker 6: I would rather have nerds gummy klusters than a piece
- 25:29Speaker 6: of pie. Yeah, I would rather than bring out a
- 25:31Speaker 6: tray of candy.
- 25:34Speaker 4: So Harry's credit, he he was a little bit more
- 25:37Speaker 4: adventurous with his eating last night. In fact, Roan and
- 25:40Speaker 4: I both ordered cocktails and Harry tried a little sip
- 25:44Speaker 4: of both of.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Them, and then like he had and we had to
- 25:48Speaker 1: like pull it away from it.
- 25:50Speaker 6: Yeah, the whole day were I was, She was like
- 25:52Speaker 6: the Exorcist. I was levanating above the booth. How did
- 25:56Speaker 6: did it taste good? They were both very tasty y,
- 25:59Speaker 6: But you didn't like you liked You didn't like yours mine,
- 26:03Speaker 6: I likes more.
- 26:03Speaker 4: Yeah, but you said you didn't like mescal.
- 26:06Speaker 6: And he yeah, and he said it was tequila and
- 26:10Speaker 6: for you, But I mean I had we're talking micro sip.
- 26:14Speaker 1: What's a microsip? Isn't micro.
- 26:20Speaker 6: You boys are drinking?
- 26:21Speaker 4: He wet his lips and then licked them exactly. Yeah,
- 26:25Speaker 4: you had a bigger sip of mine. You trusted mine more.
- 26:28Speaker 6: I saw the white I don't think so. Now pretty
- 26:31Speaker 6: equal SIPs. I think you have that.
- 26:32Speaker 4: You did trust mine, now I think so.
- 26:35Speaker 6: I think I trusted them both. I didn't think you
- 26:36Speaker 6: guys drugged them.
- 26:38Speaker 4: I saw the movement of your atoms.
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- 28:55Speaker 1: Great deal. Did you go. Did you get a workout
- 28:57Speaker 1: him this morning?
- 28:58Speaker 6: No?
- 28:59Speaker 4: I will later.
- 29:00Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to later on before the Cubs game.
- 29:03Speaker 4: Yeah, I hit it hard yesterday.
- 29:04Speaker 6: I can.
- 29:05Speaker 8: And I can tell you guys all look like like
- 29:08Speaker 8: you've evolved into dudes like I wouldn't step two, no,
- 29:12Speaker 8: no chance, like you were never like bitch made presenting,
- 29:17Speaker 8: but I don't. It's the way you look, dress and
- 29:19Speaker 8: like air yourself. I'm like these guys. In the past,
- 29:22Speaker 8: I would have been like, oh I might go chill
- 29:24Speaker 8: with those guys. See what they're about. Now it's like
- 29:26Speaker 8: I wouldn't step to you guys, genuinely intimidated by you three. Yeah,
- 29:30Speaker 8: you know as sass included.
- 29:31Speaker 6: Now that's crazy. Francis. Do you know, like before I
- 29:34Speaker 6: text you, I like write it out pen and paper.
- 29:37Speaker 6: I can't long, I cannot find you had such a
- 29:41Speaker 6: nice TEX exchange a few days ago, and guess what,
- 29:45Speaker 6: there's like crumpled paper in my garbage where.
- 29:48Speaker 4: You could reread them.
- 29:50Speaker 6: That's the silliest dude, I use like a dip pen.
- 29:54Speaker 6: I changed nibs for you.
- 29:55Speaker 1: Francis, Well, step two like brawl? Are you talking about brawling?
- 30:03Speaker 1: Just like like yeah, because you said chill with at first,
- 30:07Speaker 1: but then step I think of step two being like
- 30:10Speaker 1: no not not.
- 30:11Speaker 6: Like if there was an open seat at the bar
- 30:13Speaker 6: and you guys were there, I would stand, yeah, I
- 30:16Speaker 6: wouldn't want to encroach bond your session.
- 30:19Speaker 4: No way.
- 30:19Speaker 1: We definitely overlaughed at dinner last night, though, and people
- 30:22Speaker 1: were there. It is people were looking at us. People
- 30:25Speaker 1: were like that they yeah, so you didn't even notice.
- 30:30Speaker 6: I was paying.
- 30:31Speaker 5: I mean everyone in there was a thousand years old.
- 30:34Speaker 5: I wonder they were side eyeing we was like. Francis
- 30:38Speaker 5: was like, wear pants. It's a nice place. It was
- 30:41Speaker 5: the nicest place I've bet. I wore this exact outfit.
- 30:44Speaker 5: It was the nicest place I've ever been. If we
- 30:46Speaker 5: were the only ones in there without suits on. You
- 30:48Speaker 5: guys lived in New York City.
- 30:50Speaker 6: I didn't know we were going to the fucking I
- 30:53Speaker 6: don't even know what it was, to be honest, described it.
- 30:57Speaker 4: I didn't know how nice it was until I got yeah,
- 31:00Speaker 4: because I I just thought it was like a state house.
- 31:04Speaker 6: Was going to come and he would have removed him.
- 31:07Speaker 4: It was so good that Moke didn't come.
- 31:10Speaker 6: Moved by machinery, pretty advanced tech. Yeah, we go out
- 31:17Speaker 6: to dinner with Moke and he just it's it's disgusting.
- 31:22Speaker 6: Were he like, you know the average price of an outfit? Like,
- 31:26Speaker 6: think of it. His hiss is free. Every time it's negative,
- 31:31Speaker 6: they pay him. He's in little cash mode. His clothing
- 31:35Speaker 6: is He pulls up to the vets and like, yeah,
- 31:38Speaker 6: we went to the bag.
- 31:39Speaker 4: Yeah, I buy him clothes too. I bought him a
- 31:43Speaker 4: really nice.
- 31:44Speaker 6: He has it good. He brings it out, he wears
- 31:47Speaker 6: it out. No, he wears Eagles hoodie.
- 31:51Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 31:51Speaker 1: He like what was his excuse that he couldn't Why
- 31:54Speaker 1: couldn't he come?
- 31:54Speaker 5: Well, he called me and he was still at the
- 31:56Speaker 5: office and he was doing ship and then I was
- 31:58Speaker 5: like uh and then he said he did that.
- 32:00Speaker 1: He said, I don't have pants at the Yeah.
- 32:01Speaker 4: I mean look they I walked in and I was like,
- 32:04Speaker 4: we're just going to be three now, not four because
- 32:07Speaker 4: one of our four didn't have the right clothes. And
- 32:11Speaker 4: they were like, oh, we don't have a dress code.
- 32:13Speaker 4: And I was like, trust me, if you'd seen this guy,
- 32:16Speaker 4: you would have not let him in, Like he would
- 32:18Speaker 4: have needed an adult high chair.
- 32:20Speaker 1: He has he has silky basketball shorts that are somehow
- 32:24Speaker 1: stiff from come silky stiff dude.
- 32:30Speaker 6: Some of some of his fits like I would like
- 32:34Speaker 6: be afraid to be seen at the gas stage alone
- 32:38Speaker 6: at home, dude, somebody rings my doorbell and change.
- 32:42Speaker 1: It was great though, they the waiter was he was
- 32:49Speaker 1: just like a bit uh. He like gave us the
- 32:51Speaker 1: perfect amount of information and we were charmed by it.
- 32:55Speaker 1: But it was such a small restaurant that like, I
- 32:58Speaker 1: think he heard us being charged by his first interaction
- 33:02Speaker 1: with us, and then he couldn't stop giving us charming
- 33:06Speaker 1: interactions and it became uncharming. He uncharmed himself, like you asked.
- 33:11Speaker 1: At one point there was like a big there was
- 33:12Speaker 1: a full Chartruse menu.
- 33:14Speaker 4: Yeah, they had the back page of their drinks menu
- 33:16Speaker 4: was just all this vintage Chartruse.
- 33:18Speaker 6: I've never even heard of that. Yeah, the monks, You
- 33:21Speaker 6: were right, the monks made it.
- 33:23Speaker 4: Yeah, we did. We were exactly what story color, and
- 33:28Speaker 4: we asked, we asked, uh, what this other guy and
- 33:31Speaker 4: he's like, you know, I don't really know. And then
- 33:34Speaker 4: our waiter came over.
- 33:35Speaker 6: He's like if I'm he popped up from behind told
- 33:38Speaker 6: the other guys like get the Yeah he did. Yeah,
- 33:41Speaker 6: he literally said that.
- 33:41Speaker 4: And would the other guy say he said something funny?
- 33:44Speaker 4: He was like, I think I'll go figure something else out.
- 33:47Speaker 4: And then he gave us the whole like spiel on the.
- 33:50Speaker 1: He was a pro.
- 33:51Speaker 6: Did you get the shartruse?
- 33:53Speaker 1: No, No, he wasn't just a pro. He was like
- 33:56Speaker 1: he was first team All Pro.
- 33:57Speaker 6: Yeah. There's steakhouses that have guys like career career waiter.
- 34:01Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. This guy was.
- 34:03Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 34:03Speaker 7: I mean that one time went to that place where
- 34:05Speaker 7: we had that one guy that MO got his number
- 34:08Speaker 7: what whoa Yeah it was Gibson's.
- 34:10Speaker 6: Gibson's. He was a life firm. Yeah. He was like
- 34:12Speaker 6: talking about like oh yeah, and then I don't like
- 34:16Speaker 6: going to restaurants where they show you the cuts before
- 34:19Speaker 6: they cook them.
- 34:19Speaker 4: Oh that's exactly what they did.
- 34:21Speaker 6: I don't like it.
- 34:22Speaker 1: I don't know what to do show us the cut.
- 34:25Speaker 1: They There was one thing that was like, this is
- 34:28Speaker 1: a there's a farm in Japan where you can buy
- 34:33Speaker 1: a single animal from the farm, and we like bought
- 34:37Speaker 1: one of the animals from the farm in Japan at auction,
- 34:40Speaker 1: and it was just this like it wasn't just marbling.
- 34:43Speaker 1: It was just a hunk of fat. It was just
- 34:45Speaker 1: a pure hunk of fat Wago.
- 34:50Speaker 4: Yeah it was, and you know, god knows how expensive
- 34:52Speaker 4: we but we issued that fortunately. But he's like, yeah,
- 34:56Speaker 4: we were very lucky as a restaurant to get one
- 34:57Speaker 4: of the thirty one animals.
- 35:00Speaker 6: Oh that won't work. That would work on me. Yeah, yeah,
- 35:03Speaker 6: we would like a just like a clob of wag
- 35:06Speaker 6: you fat. I would have to be so good it was.
- 35:10Speaker 1: We both were like, we can't. We don't do wagu
- 35:12Speaker 1: because it's so it's so fatty.
- 35:14Speaker 6: I mean I we had barely. I was so hungry.
- 35:16Speaker 6: I was like, I get wago right now. It's gonna
- 35:19Speaker 6: kill me. That's all I for dinner.
- 35:22Speaker 1: I love.
- 35:22Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean obviously fat. Yeah, meat, fat meat.
- 35:25Speaker 1: That's great.
- 35:26Speaker 6: It's so good.
- 35:26Speaker 4: I find wag you to be too rich for my tastes.
- 35:30Speaker 5: I think wag is good, but I think it's the best.
- 35:32Speaker 5: And like small doses like what we did that when
- 35:35Speaker 5: we went to that Korean bar place, that was yeah fun.
- 35:37Speaker 6: Yeah, because it's just small pieces.
- 35:39Speaker 4: Yeah, small tiny bites maybe, but no, the whole experience
- 35:43Speaker 4: was pretty good. Harry did take his hat off, which
- 35:46Speaker 4: I thought was really well mannered.
- 35:50Speaker 6: I mean it was like if I if I wore
- 35:51Speaker 6: that hate, people were going to be looking at me
- 35:54Speaker 6: the entire time. Dude, I'm the same way I wear
- 35:56Speaker 6: a hat. I feel hideous without a hat. I felt
- 36:00Speaker 6: retarded your hat. I went to the bathroom and I
- 36:04Speaker 6: saw myself in the mirror, and I was like, oh
- 36:05Speaker 6: my god, I thought you look cute adding showered hairs,
- 36:09Speaker 6: greased back. Dude, I load up on any sort of
- 36:12Speaker 6: accessory on body. Oh, like I'm always incognito. The beard's
- 36:16Speaker 6: inn accessory, sure is beard glasses? Like what what percentage
- 36:21Speaker 6: of my face are you really seeing?
- 36:24Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 36:27Speaker 6: Was shocking. Oh yeah, that was horrible.
- 36:29Speaker 5: It's always funny when someone shaves who's had like a
- 36:32Speaker 5: beard forever. Yeah, like when your dad shaves, hated that.
- 36:35Speaker 6: I would weep.
- 36:36Speaker 1: I love watching the videos of little girls watching their dad. Yeah, horrified.
- 36:43Speaker 6: I remember when the first time my dad shaved him,
- 36:45Speaker 6: being like the fuck. I remember being like shocked.
- 36:49Speaker 1: Did he have a beard? Yeah?
- 36:50Speaker 6: He had like a big he like a foll.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Beard, not like long but wait, he should bring that
- 36:54Speaker 1: ship back. Yeah. Yeah, I've never had eyes on your dad.
- 36:58Speaker 1: I just got eyes on him. With him, were we
- 37:01Speaker 1: thinking last week, within the last week you got to
- 37:04Speaker 1: meet him? No, no, just got eyes on him.
- 37:05Speaker 6: I was gonna say, when, where, where? When did this happen?
- 37:07Speaker 1: I got eyes on him. The family picture.
- 37:10Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you keep the fam under lock.
- 37:12Speaker 4: And key, bro. It's so funny. So we okay, so
- 37:17Speaker 4: we met. We've talked about this, but we met Harry's
- 37:19Speaker 4: mom and sister at the airport leaving Florida from fish
- 37:22Speaker 4: week two and they were the loveliest people ever. And
- 37:26Speaker 4: we had such a nice sort of encounter with them
- 37:28Speaker 4: in the terminal briefly.
- 37:29Speaker 1: And then.
- 37:31Speaker 4: Yesterday Roan was saying to Harry at the dinner, he
- 37:35Speaker 4: was like, you know, I kind of because we landed
- 37:38Speaker 4: in uh in Milwaukee, and Harry has said that his
- 37:43Speaker 4: dad does work in Milwaukee. And Roan was like, I
- 37:45Speaker 4: bet you guys thought you might see what what did
- 37:49Speaker 4: you say?
- 37:49Speaker 1: I thought, I mean, yeah, I thought you guys were
- 37:51Speaker 1: going to run into like his his dad or something.
- 37:53Speaker 4: Yeah, And Harry was like, that's ridiculous. We would never
- 37:55Speaker 4: have And then sure enough. Though. When we landed in Milwaukee,
- 37:59Speaker 4: we got out to where the Ubers were going to
- 38:01Speaker 4: pick us up on the curb and Harry looked around
- 38:03Speaker 4: and he goes, I wonder if my dad's and I'm like,
- 38:10Speaker 4: what is he scheduled me? He's like, no, he's just
- 38:12Speaker 4: here all the time. Aaron made the exact same comment. Later,
- 38:16Speaker 4: Harry was like, that's ridiculous.
- 38:17Speaker 6: Now, Ron said he lived in Wisconsin. In Wisconsin, I
- 38:20Speaker 6: don't think I did. That was what the entire argument
- 38:23Speaker 6: I see.
- 38:23Speaker 4: I see.
- 38:24Speaker 6: I went back and said he actually did at one point.
- 38:26Speaker 4: And then we went down this train like we're just
- 38:30Speaker 4: gonna meet Harry's entire family at different airports around the
- 38:34Speaker 4: only place.
- 38:35Speaker 6: But do you communicate with them enough to like, hey,
- 38:37Speaker 6: are you in Milwaukee?
- 38:39Speaker 5: I mean, my dad travels pretty much every week, so
- 38:42Speaker 5: like I usually know, but I don't think he's not
- 38:44Speaker 5: in Milwaukee right now.
- 38:45Speaker 4: And then he said something very sad, which was like,
- 38:47Speaker 4: my dad'll come to New York and I won't even
- 38:49Speaker 4: see him.
- 38:51Speaker 6: Well, I mean that's because we see each other a lot. Yeah,
- 38:54Speaker 6: I guess, being your dad and all, yeah, yeah, but like,
- 38:57Speaker 6: do your parents have any desire to like tour through
- 38:59Speaker 6: the office or like, no, I don't think so, but
- 39:02Speaker 6: they come, they come to New York and visit.
- 39:04Speaker 1: They're so sweet and nice. Yeah they're so nice.
- 39:08Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah they're not they're not big in the well.
- 39:11Speaker 6: My dad lived in New York. I like straight up
- 39:12Speaker 6: hung out with him as a as a friend. Yeah,
- 39:14Speaker 6: he had me as a young.
- 39:17Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 39:18Speaker 6: Your dad's a good hang He's all right, Yes.
- 39:20Speaker 1: He's a great hang. Hair's dad is is literally him
- 39:23Speaker 1: with gray.
- 39:24Speaker 6: Hair pretty much.
- 39:25Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks exactly like you. I look like my dad,
- 39:28Speaker 1: but not like exactly like my dad. Your dad looks exactly.
- 39:32Speaker 6: Like Yeah, I know it's weird. Is he is Jack
- 39:37Speaker 6: and my style? Is he more assertive than you?
- 39:39Speaker 1: Or he's kind of like he likes black Thought?
- 39:44Speaker 6: He likes Black Thought, likes Black Thought. Yeah, he really,
- 39:53Speaker 6: he claimed.
- 39:54Speaker 1: I don't know he's telling I feel like that's very telling.
- 39:57Speaker 6: That cool. Yeah, at first I thought that was like
- 39:59Speaker 6: a how did that come up?
- 40:01Speaker 1: Because one time I said, my like, I thought the
- 40:03Speaker 1: best rappers Black Thought and like Harry Scoff. He's like,
- 40:06Speaker 1: that's like someone like my.
- 40:07Speaker 6: Dad likes That says way more about your dad. Yeah,
- 40:12Speaker 6: I mean, I still think it's a crazy answer.
- 40:15Speaker 1: Black thought it was technically like an incredible like perfect rapper,
- 40:19Speaker 1: has a cool voice.
- 40:20Speaker 6: Technically, I think Baby is one of the best. I
- 40:24Speaker 6: think he's the coolest dude I know.
- 40:28Speaker 1: Every time I see him, I like sink into him
- 40:31Speaker 1: and he has like his and he's just like he
- 40:34Speaker 1: understands stand your ground laws so well that I think
- 40:37Speaker 1: that he's killed multiple people on live stream. He always
- 40:41Speaker 1: gets away with it.
- 40:43Speaker 5: He killed a guy in a way, he killed a
- 40:46Speaker 5: guy in a Walmart, and I don't think he was
- 40:47Speaker 5: ever even.
- 40:48Speaker 6: Like arrested for it. He'll do like premeditated self de.
- 40:53Speaker 1: Yeah. He also like cooks for his entire like his tour,
- 40:58Speaker 1: his entire tour on the road.
- 40:59Speaker 6: Watch the video. It was like a seven minute video.
- 41:01Speaker 6: He like makes a full meal like catered almost yeah, and.
- 41:05Speaker 1: He's like chefing the vegetables in like a big walk
- 41:08Speaker 1: like he's cooking.
- 41:08Speaker 6: He's like, I got thirty minutes I got to be
- 41:10Speaker 6: on stage and he's like dominating this kitchen.
- 41:12Speaker 8: He's like a magnetically, Yeah, he's a real alpha the
- 41:17Speaker 8: rap community, but they'll be like the Baby's ass.
- 41:20Speaker 6: Yeah, they hate trash then.
- 41:21Speaker 8: I'll see him with a shirt off, his shirt off
- 41:23Speaker 8: and a chain freestyling and it's pure magic.
- 41:28Speaker 4: Does he have a good body?
- 41:30Speaker 1: Insane and he's a knockout artist too, like he had.
- 41:33Speaker 1: He's like he could fight, he'll kill you with the gun,
- 41:36Speaker 1: but he also can fight live he has like I
- 41:39Speaker 1: think has I think his penis has been weak too.
- 41:42Speaker 6: Penis is massive? Yes, yes, no, I think it is.
- 41:46Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
- 41:46Speaker 6: It's like eighteen inches long.
- 41:48Speaker 1: Yeah, he's eighteen inches long. He's a massive penis. He
- 41:50Speaker 1: could cook, he can fight, he can kill, he can
- 41:53Speaker 1: rap his like like Cadence.
- 41:55Speaker 6: When people get mad, because his rap all sounds the same.
- 41:58Speaker 1: So fucking what?
- 42:00Speaker 6: I agree? I agree, I've I've never seen a video
- 42:02Speaker 6: of him being bad at anything. How tall is the baby, Well,
- 42:08Speaker 6: that just makes the penis look bigger. I don't think
- 42:10Speaker 6: his penis needs to look any bigger. He's all set
- 42:14Speaker 6: and I think you get the idea when you look
- 42:16Speaker 6: at it. But if you saw the penis without the body,
- 42:20Speaker 6: how tall would you say the baby was seven feet tall.
- 42:30Speaker 3: With it?
- 42:30Speaker 1: Absolutely?
- 42:31Speaker 6: You seen that video of him with the guy filming
- 42:33Speaker 6: him through the window of his car, and he's like, yo,
- 42:35Speaker 6: I Loved You on the box.
- 42:37Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I saw a video of him. Someone made
- 42:43Speaker 1: like a portrait of his daughters or something like that
- 42:46Speaker 1: and came to one of his concerts, and the guy
- 42:48Speaker 1: filmed himself trying to give the guy to try to
- 42:51Speaker 1: give the baby the portrait, and the baby just like
- 42:54Speaker 1: walked past him and didn't even look at him, and
- 42:56Speaker 1: the guy tried to make it like really sad and
- 42:59Speaker 1: like make himself a victim on the internet, and the
- 43:02Speaker 1: whole Internet's like, you're a fucking weirdo for bringing pictures
- 43:05Speaker 1: of the baby's daughters live to debate.
- 43:08Speaker 6: It's a weird, weird move. That's so crazy. That's a
- 43:11Speaker 6: Darren Ravel move. Yeah, that's crazy. It's so crazy that
- 43:14Speaker 6: people do that and then they're like, oh, I'm gonna
- 43:16Speaker 6: post online now because I still think that I'm not
- 43:18Speaker 6: the weird.
- 43:20Speaker 1: It might not eve even been a picture. It might
- 43:22Speaker 1: have been like one of those people that makes like
- 43:24Speaker 1: custom bath match or something like that. Mr Child, Yeah,
- 43:28Speaker 1: I made custom bath mats of the babies. Babies.
- 43:32Speaker 6: It took me three years to make.
- 43:35Speaker 1: What the fuck? It's preposterous, But I mean, the baby
- 43:39Speaker 1: is that I can't believe you're into the baby. That
- 43:41Speaker 1: makes me so glad.
- 43:42Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I saw I saw one of
- 43:43Speaker 4: his freestyles recently and I was said asthmazed by it.
- 43:48Speaker 4: It's a very different flow.
- 43:51Speaker 1: And he it's like Iambic pentameter.
- 43:53Speaker 4: It's like.
- 43:55Speaker 1: Fucking whatever.
- 43:58Speaker 6: His voice sounds like so like silky and like manly son.
- 44:06Speaker 1: You kind of have the same like build as the baby,
- 44:08Speaker 1: do I have? Yeah, they're like fully fully maxed out.
- 44:12Speaker 4: I have a little.
- 44:12Speaker 6: Yeah, I can see I could see me and the
- 44:14Speaker 6: baby having some shit when you meet them, if you
- 44:16Speaker 6: ever meet him, should say we have the same bodies.
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- 45:07Speaker 6: He'd love that, love that, yeah, and he'd be receptible
- 45:10Speaker 6: that more.
- 45:10Speaker 1: At rug he'd pull out penis.
- 45:12Speaker 6: Hi da uh you said, Okay, I call you doc,
- 45:15Speaker 6: but uh baby please my father's baby.
- 45:25Speaker 4: And me die makes me feel old?
- 45:29Speaker 6: Baby makes me feel old.
- 45:36Speaker 1: He just got did he fully get canceled because of
- 45:38Speaker 1: like the home? He was like, well was he homophobic?
- 45:42Speaker 6: Like he's like, shout out if you don't got as Yeah,
- 45:44Speaker 6: it was like really odd and then it was like
- 45:47Speaker 6: a whole thing. It was that like, uh what was it?
- 45:49Speaker 6: Uh some festival?
- 45:51Speaker 1: Yeah, And the only thing I saw was it was
- 45:53Speaker 1: it was like background noise on like a tailgate video
- 45:56Speaker 1: or something like so much film and stuff.
- 45:57Speaker 6: Oh, I don't even know. I don't think I even
- 45:59Speaker 6: saw the video. I remember. Elton John tweeted about it,
- 46:01Speaker 6: which is probably not good.
- 46:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 46:03Speaker 6: No, do you follow Elton John? That's that's why. That's
- 46:05Speaker 6: why it's bad. Yeah, I saw it and he had
- 46:10Speaker 6: like multiple paragraphs.
- 46:12Speaker 1: Why is Elton John like inheriting other people's beef? Like
- 46:15Speaker 1: he doesn't have AIDS?
- 46:16Speaker 6: No, he's gay.
- 46:17Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't speak for the AIDS community.
- 46:19Speaker 5: I think he probably speaks more for the AIDS community
- 46:21Speaker 5: than the baby does. And the baby's weirdly taking an
- 46:26Speaker 5: anti AID stance and like are you pro.
- 46:29Speaker 6: As no, but he's like he's taking like I'm glad
- 46:33Speaker 6: he's anti AID.
- 46:34Speaker 5: Well, anti aides, of course we all are, but he's
- 46:38Speaker 5: more anti AIDS havers ah Yeah, which is a weird
- 46:43Speaker 5: stance to have this time of It was also like
- 46:46Speaker 5: remarkably unprovoked.
- 46:48Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I mean. It's like like twenty twenty
- 46:50Speaker 6: five and he's like, fuck anyone who has.
- 46:53Speaker 1: AIDS, dude.
- 46:54Speaker 6: That's like the crowd that hates barstool but loves PM.
- 46:57Speaker 6: I hate AIDS, but I love what people get.
- 47:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 47:00Speaker 6: Yeah, there's probably like no one even in the crowd
- 47:04Speaker 6: that has eights, which why.
- 47:05Speaker 1: It should be like a good thing. It's like being
- 47:07Speaker 1: in Philly being like fuck the cowboys. Yeah that all
- 47:11Speaker 1: the fans are all in the same.
- 47:13Speaker 5: Maybe there's like one dude that has AIDS and he's like,
- 47:17Speaker 5: I got it for me. I just really didn't see
- 47:20Speaker 5: this coming today.
- 47:21Speaker 6: I used this as an escape. I gotta say something.
- 47:26Speaker 6: Life is pretty tough. This concerting to.
- 47:29Speaker 1: Distract on his Make a Wish Foundation trip.
- 47:34Speaker 6: If you got AIDS, go fuck yourself. You out of
- 47:38Speaker 6: my shoe. One guy's leaving. Dude just it would suck
- 47:43Speaker 6: to have like a personal emergency. Right when he said
- 47:46Speaker 6: AIDS becau everybody would think you had it.
- 47:48Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean not me. I just gotta go.
- 47:53Speaker 6: The crowds. The crowd's clearing the path for you. So
- 47:58Speaker 6: Moses of a.
- 48:01Speaker 1: Moses or being the ADS guy leaving and they're like,
- 48:05Speaker 1: you want us to stamp you to get back in.
- 48:09Speaker 1: I'm all set. I'm actually all good.
- 48:13Speaker 6: Good the AIDE tank. You're gonna pick me up. I'm
- 48:19Speaker 6: in the AIDS tank of at the baby show. Yeah,
- 48:25Speaker 6: all right, you get one call. They took my camel back.
- 48:34Speaker 6: I'm getting ticketed.
- 48:38Speaker 1: Right right. What the baby did, little baby is a
- 48:41Speaker 1: whole other story.
- 48:42Speaker 6: To confuse my baby love, little baby, you do yeah,
- 48:46Speaker 6: do not. All right, you don't like Little.
- 48:50Speaker 1: Baby, I'm not crazy about him. I'm more of a
- 48:52Speaker 1: dub baby guy.
- 48:53Speaker 5: I mean feel like that's completely different sides of the
- 48:56Speaker 5: rap world. You know, I missed that, like Little Baby
- 49:01Speaker 5: is part of what's it called?
- 49:02Speaker 6: Why so?
- 49:03Speaker 8: Yeah, I missed the generation cut off or like that
- 49:06Speaker 8: younger people are obsessed with him and NB A Young Boy.
- 49:10Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'm not. I'm not like super I like
- 49:13Speaker 6: Little Baby.
- 49:13Speaker 5: I know a couple of his songs, but like there
- 49:15Speaker 5: are people out there that like think that, like Young
- 49:17Speaker 5: Thug is the greatest artist ever that was.
- 49:21Speaker 6: People, Yeah and then everyone all those people love.
- 49:25Speaker 7: And be A Young Boy is discreetly like one of
- 49:27Speaker 7: the biggest rappers in the world. Yeah, yeah, def he
- 49:29Speaker 7: releases an album like every two weeks and they all
- 49:32Speaker 7: sell out of this world.
- 49:34Speaker 1: Are you familiar with NBA Young Boy?
- 49:36Speaker 6: No, he's he He's an interesting dude. He's a bizarre guy.
- 49:41Speaker 1: I think that he went to I think Gillian Wallow
- 49:43Speaker 1: maybe went to his. He's like on house.
- 49:45Speaker 6: Arrest in Utah.
- 49:47Speaker 7: He's like riding horses and smoking cigarettes and recording two
- 49:49Speaker 7: billion songs. Yeah, and like he doesn't like you can't
- 49:52Speaker 7: understand half the shit he says, and he's pretty terrifying.
- 49:55Speaker 7: But also in interviews he like whispers.
- 49:58Speaker 1: Lean on someone's shoes intentionally and like made them like
- 50:01Speaker 1: made like Gillian Walla, like delete the interview.
- 50:03Speaker 6: Or something like, Oh, I don't know about that.
- 50:05Speaker 1: I'm not even sure.
- 50:06Speaker 6: Yeah, he's got I wasn't. A few of his songs
- 50:08Speaker 6: are good.
- 50:08Speaker 8: But dude, the top rappers still have the motion that
- 50:12Speaker 8: they used to. No, I don't think so now that,
- 50:15Speaker 8: like fame tears are more ambiguous, like who are the
- 50:18Speaker 8: top dogs.
- 50:19Speaker 1: I was with some rappers, uh before we went on
- 50:22Speaker 1: too this Kay Sanatt stream. I was with all the
- 50:25Speaker 1: battle rappers in like a fucking theater in the basement
- 50:28Speaker 1: of Kay Sanat's house, and they were theorizing they're like
- 50:32Speaker 1: rappers are going to be extinct within like twenty years,
- 50:36Speaker 1: like rappers are are not.
- 50:38Speaker 6: It's like Japanese.
- 50:39Speaker 1: Yeah, the birth of like replacement rate of rappers isn't
- 50:43Speaker 1: at like the right, It's not at two point two.
- 50:45Speaker 8: The same motivation when you can stream right and do
- 50:48Speaker 8: so many other avenues of entertainment that don't require like
- 50:51Speaker 8: extensive the guys work like songwriting rap and getting in
- 50:55Speaker 8: the studio releasing albums.
- 50:57Speaker 6: Yeah, so much.
- 50:58Speaker 1: And Kennedy was like he had like very well thought
- 51:01Speaker 1: out like he but he was like, yeah, like rappers
- 51:03Speaker 1: are not like it might be something that people do,
- 51:05Speaker 1: but it's not going to be a thing that's.
- 51:07Speaker 6: Something that streamers will do for one video. Yeah.
- 51:10Speaker 4: Yeah. Ever since the rise of female rappers, they're just
- 51:13Speaker 4: not having kids as much. Missy Elliott really set a
- 51:18Speaker 4: new standard where women are like, I can rap, I
- 51:21Speaker 4: don't need that.
- 51:23Speaker 1: There are lots of tough women rappers these days.
- 51:25Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah good.
- 51:27Speaker 6: I feel like there's also just a lot more rappers
- 51:28Speaker 6: these days that are just like full on junkies.
- 51:32Speaker 1: That's like the aesthetic.
- 51:33Speaker 6: I feel like, it's not like what it used to
- 51:35Speaker 6: be of like gangster rap. It's like dudes that are
- 51:37Speaker 6: like can't stand up.
- 51:39Speaker 8: That started like like eight years ago, where like you
- 51:43Speaker 8: had to be extremely incapacitated on opioids.
- 51:47Speaker 6: Yeah, like the like the lean and Lean.
- 51:50Speaker 5: Like did you see that video of Chief Keith and
- 51:51Speaker 5: all of his guys getting out of the plane. It's
- 51:55Speaker 5: they can't walk. They're there and they're all like they're
- 51:59Speaker 5: all bad as fuck, but you can tell it's like
- 52:02Speaker 5: rock hard, like it's all like just like constipated.
- 52:05Speaker 1: And then and now there's like young men Janue.
- 52:08Speaker 6: I'm so serious, like the videos like the guy's guts
- 52:11Speaker 6: like l like it'stipation saw the video like he has
- 52:16Speaker 6: so much ship in it. Dude, he can't he can't walk.
- 52:19Speaker 6: It's not Chief Keith. It's like Chief Keep's friend, but
- 52:21Speaker 6: she keeps there.
- 52:22Speaker 1: But there's there's young dudes who aren't even on drugs
- 52:26Speaker 1: that are like now emulating the like speech patterns of
- 52:30Speaker 1: the dude rappers on drugs who are sober, like people
- 52:34Speaker 1: the Eagles first round draft pick Makayle Lemon. People are
- 52:36Speaker 1: like criticizing him for how he talks. But then there's
- 52:39Speaker 1: other people being like he's talking like the rappers he
- 52:42Speaker 1: knows because they're like drug addled, like their brains are
- 52:47Speaker 1: like a snake. Yes, exactly, he slithers.
- 52:50Speaker 6: He from Orange County.
- 52:56Speaker 1: It's a great call. But like people are yeah, yeah,
- 52:59Speaker 1: it's more of a displays and it's I mean, it's
- 53:04Speaker 1: it's a weird thing to emulate. I guess I don't
- 53:07Speaker 1: feel like.
- 53:07Speaker 7: You're streaming now Like I watched like wiz Clefland Kid cut.
- 53:10Speaker 7: He started streaming and they were like making songs live
- 53:14Speaker 7: and whiz Khalifa. I don't think I've ever seen someone
- 53:17Speaker 7: look cooler. Like he's at the point now where.
- 53:19Speaker 6: It's kind of having a like an aur resurgence.
- 53:22Speaker 8: Yeah, but he really Yeah, yeah, I don't think. I
- 53:25Speaker 8: think it's MGK is kind of like I heard.
- 53:29Speaker 1: He was like my kid goes to school and I
- 53:31Speaker 1: saw all the teachers say he smells like weed every day.
- 53:36Speaker 1: That's not Aura, that's yeah, that sucks.
- 53:41Speaker 7: But he's at the point now where like he was
- 53:43Speaker 7: so famous and like kind of beat the story mode
- 53:45Speaker 7: and now he's like in these streams and all he's
- 53:47Speaker 7: doing is like wearing like elegant cloths, smoking joints and
- 53:51Speaker 7: then just does versus.
- 53:52Speaker 6: Yeah, he's in the post game, but like Polo Jesus
- 53:54Speaker 6: streamer now.
- 53:55Speaker 5: Yeah, grizz is Polo g the one that is streaming
- 53:58Speaker 5: and he's getting like no viewer and he's like learned
- 54:01Speaker 5: from the bottom.
- 54:01Speaker 6: You know who the slim Jimmy from Ray Schrember is
- 54:04Speaker 6: like streaming him rapping to like a dozen people. Yeah, yeah,
- 54:07Speaker 6: it's crazy. T Grizzly made his own g T A
- 54:10Speaker 6: r P. Yeah, he's making so much money off Yeah, yeah,
- 54:13Speaker 6: I actually would bet that's probably where most of his
- 54:15Speaker 6: money is coming from.
- 54:16Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty interesting, have you seen.
- 54:21Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you, It's been a long time
- 54:24Speaker 4: since I had any purchase on this conversation, Francis, I
- 54:29Speaker 4: did like sneak goog?
- 54:30Speaker 6: So what about Polo.
- 54:34Speaker 1: Over here?
- 54:36Speaker 6: You're in the right is collecting. I cannot believe I'm
- 54:42Speaker 6: even trying to participate, just.
- 54:44Speaker 4: Like you're throwing out names that feel like you're punking me.
- 54:48Speaker 6: Grizzly is the best, Grizzly g t a server. Yeah,
- 54:51Speaker 6: that's how I want want you to be, like, yeah,
- 54:52Speaker 6: I do love that guy.
- 54:53Speaker 4: Then you can all be like he doesn't exist.
- 54:59Speaker 6: What you like? How somebody laughing at me like that?
- 55:04Speaker 6: Just the exhale would hurt so bad? You feel right now, Francis,
- 55:09Speaker 6: is how I feel when they talk about literally any.
- 55:16Speaker 1: Nick I've heard people call that the millennial wheeze.
- 55:19Speaker 6: Really, yeah, I do.
- 55:23Speaker 4: I do that all that time.
- 55:24Speaker 1: You do the millennial?
- 55:25Speaker 6: Are you you're not? Are you a millennium? Now? I'm
- 55:27Speaker 6: gen z?
- 55:28Speaker 1: Hell? Yeah, bitch, I heard Jen Alpha is sixteen. Now, Really,
- 55:34Speaker 1: they're on your ass because who directed that movie, is
- 55:38Speaker 1: like they're.
- 55:38Speaker 6: Going to catch up. They're gonna be z since what obsession?
- 55:42Speaker 1: Yeah was he twenty?
- 55:44Speaker 6: Yeah? I think the back Rooms is twenty, right back Rooms?
- 55:46Speaker 1: Maybe he's twenty. And then but then everybody's like, well yeah,
- 55:49Speaker 1: like people are giving gen Z all this credit for it,
- 55:52Speaker 1: but like Jen Alpha is four years away from being
- 55:55Speaker 1: in the exact same shoes, and you guys are about
- 55:57Speaker 1: to people washed.
- 55:58Speaker 6: You're about to be Jen out warning, Oh go, Jen
- 56:02Speaker 6: Alpha is going to be real bad. Why their brains
- 56:06Speaker 6: don't work? This is what every generation has said, this one,
- 56:10Speaker 6: this walk past the interns and' just like oh boy, yeah,
- 56:14Speaker 6: this one's like, oh, gen Z, what are you talking about?
- 56:17Speaker 6: They're not genal younger gen Z.
- 56:19Speaker 1: I think Jen Alpha is like going to be like
- 56:21Speaker 1: they're like reset.
- 56:22Speaker 6: At ages sixteen to nineteen, currently retarded, nothing.
- 56:28Speaker 1: Going, that's gen Z.
- 56:30Speaker 4: What what what?
- 56:31Speaker 6: What? What you're saying is even sixteen to nineteen? Are
- 56:34Speaker 6: we brilliant? No? We were smarter than these people.
- 56:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 56:39Speaker 8: Everyone looks like they just came off of a brain
- 56:42Speaker 8: freeze and they're like staring at you with glassy eyes.
- 56:46Speaker 1: It's because the rise of nonchalance I don't think it's
- 56:49Speaker 1: even glassy eyes. I think it's like I think it's
- 56:51Speaker 1: the aspirational nonchalance, and they speak like.
- 56:55Speaker 6: That's my vibe, like in Mexican a Bonnys.
- 56:58Speaker 8: Yeah, the queer white dude UDEs. Yeah, talking like hood Mexicans.
- 57:02Speaker 6: Just describing the coolest person on earth. It does sound
- 57:05Speaker 6: like it sounds awesome.
- 57:07Speaker 4: Yeah, I have no exposure to sixteen or nineteen year
- 57:10Speaker 4: olds at all. I don't know if I've ever met one.
- 57:15Speaker 4: I guess we're not detectives, No, I know. I'm just
- 57:17Speaker 4: trying to think like that age now is out of
- 57:21Speaker 4: my world.
- 57:22Speaker 6: Are you curious? Not really, I mean that's for the best.
- 57:27Speaker 4: That's like, uh, I don't know. I don't.
- 57:31Speaker 1: I don't.
- 57:31Speaker 4: I'm never gonna work with those people. That's I'm too
- 57:34Speaker 4: far removed. I'm never gonna have an issue with them, right,
- 57:39Speaker 4: They'll see me as so old that I won't even
- 57:42Speaker 4: be like a target for them. I'm really hard, you know, Like,
- 57:46Speaker 4: I don't think i'll be relevant to them. I don't
- 57:49Speaker 4: think that I would be someone they would even be.
- 57:51Speaker 6: Someone trying to impress or make laugh.
- 57:53Speaker 4: They in a way where if you passed a flock
- 57:57Speaker 4: of them on the street and someone younger than me.
- 58:02Speaker 4: I think they might be like, look at this fucking
- 58:04Speaker 4: loser with me, They'll just see me as like an elder.
- 58:09Speaker 6: That's a good place to be.
- 58:10Speaker 4: I don't mind. Yeah, it's peaceful. Maybe I'm dead wrong
- 58:13Speaker 4: about that.
- 58:14Speaker 5: I think I think you're a little off. I think
- 58:15Speaker 5: you got a couple more years of them calling you
- 58:17Speaker 5: a loser.
- 58:18Speaker 6: Yeah, don't you don't be too hard.
- 58:20Speaker 4: But I'm not trying to access there.
- 58:22Speaker 1: I'm not.
- 58:22Speaker 4: I'm not trying to have anything in common with them. No, No,
- 58:25Speaker 4: I tried to had. I tried to have stuff in
- 58:27Speaker 4: common with your generation. I tried to stay young enough to, like,
- 58:31Speaker 4: you know, have commonality with with you guys. Yeah, and
- 58:34Speaker 4: then you made fun of me for that, you guys did,
- 58:37Speaker 4: which is fine. I get that you got me and
- 58:40Speaker 4: me and my crew.
- 58:42Speaker 6: Well, do you feel like even you have a disconnect
- 58:44Speaker 6: with people your own age because you started I did sooner.
- 58:48Speaker 6: I definitely did when I was younger, Like when I
- 58:51Speaker 6: was like when all my friends were in college, Like,
- 58:53Speaker 6: you had a job when they were in college. You're
- 58:54Speaker 6: like pissed that you were only making sixty grand. They
- 58:57Speaker 6: were like that's more money than I could ever think of.
- 58:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 58:59Speaker 6: Yeah, that and I definitely felt like I had a disconnect.
- 59:01Speaker 6: Now I don't because all my friends have jobs and okay,
- 59:04Speaker 6: but that I.
- 59:05Speaker 1: Have been sad.
- 59:06Speaker 5: At first, it was more just like weird, like when
- 59:08Speaker 5: your friends are going out like five nights a week
- 59:10Speaker 5: and I'm like working and doing bullshit. Especially I was
- 59:15Speaker 5: touring a lot, so it was like a lot of
- 59:18Speaker 5: just work.
- 59:18Speaker 6: Yeah, but now I'm chilling.
- 59:22Speaker 1: That is nice. Whenever I get like that pang of
- 59:25Speaker 1: being the older guy and I'm like, these kids probably
- 59:28Speaker 1: think I'm a fucking loser, then I just think about
- 59:30Speaker 1: my case and I'm like, yeah, but my kids are
- 59:32Speaker 1: gonna think they're fucking losers.
- 59:34Speaker 6: Yeah, it's true.
- 59:35Speaker 1: So nice, so nice to have reset and think that
- 59:37Speaker 1: you're the man my kids for a while for a little. Yeah.
- 59:41Speaker 1: But even that, I'm not even like like being like
- 59:44Speaker 1: reframing it so I'm the man. I'm just reframing it.
- 59:46Speaker 1: So the guy who thinks he's the man now is
- 59:49Speaker 1: like just a future loser to just a different group
- 59:52Speaker 1: of people that way.
- 59:54Speaker 6: Yeah, it's never going to stop, noah. Yeah, it is
- 59:57Speaker 6: really just a never ending cycle.
- 59:59Speaker 4: I wonder if there will be a generation that looks
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: upon our generation Roan and I guess you guys do
- 1:00:08Speaker 4: with any admiration. I don't think we've done anything of note.
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: Are there?
- 1:00:14Speaker 6: But are there any generations that anybody.
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: I'll say specific to Like fashion, there's been this sort
- 1:00:20Speaker 4: of up upwelling of like people love the way old
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: men dress like right now, yes, yeah, yeah, and men's
- 1:00:30Speaker 4: where it's like always some fucking photo of a guy
- 1:00:34Speaker 4: on the websites. Yeah, going to what's that the websites?
- 1:00:38Speaker 6: The website and that I shout the models are very
- 1:00:42Speaker 6: old old men.
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly. There's like this I don't know, vintage
- 1:00:46Speaker 4: Americana kind of the coolest guy that you've ever seen
- 1:00:51Speaker 4: dress is the guy coming back from the bodega with
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: grocery bags.
- 1:00:54Speaker 6: No, it's a lot of like Kennedy shit.
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there's that too, But I'm talking even more
- 1:01:00Speaker 4: like guys who are like seventy five years old are
- 1:01:03Speaker 4: being vaunted as as like the best dress.
- 1:01:07Speaker 6: Is because they're wearing like nice, like they wear like
- 1:01:09Speaker 6: a like a suit when they go out or whoa.
- 1:01:11Speaker 4: It's.
- 1:01:13Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 1:01:13Speaker 4: I'll try to find something to show you, but like
- 1:01:15Speaker 4: they're wearing like a chore jacket with like baggy pants
- 1:01:19Speaker 4: and like ESPA drills or something, and somehow that's.
- 1:01:23Speaker 8: Like but people are being influenced by something with the
- 1:01:26Speaker 8: substance of just a still image, not actually the behavior.
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like that guy's dressed well, but there's a
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: seventy five year old a block away who looks like shit.
- 1:01:36Speaker 6: Oh disgusting.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like all still old people in like nursing
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: homes and moo moos and like shit who like shit themselves. Yeah,
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: but I wonder if that will be iconic when we're
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: doing it, when we're in a hospital gown shitting ourselves.
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: I agree. I don't know that there will be an
- 1:01:52Speaker 4: admiration for because we didn't fight in any wars. We
- 1:01:56Speaker 4: didn't really do anything.
- 1:01:58Speaker 5: I feel like it's just a cycle of the younger generation,
- 1:02:01Speaker 5: or people in the younger generations think that people in
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: the older generation spuck them over somehow, and then they
- 1:02:06Speaker 5: like think, I just think they all hate each other,
- 1:02:08Speaker 5: not actually hate.
- 1:02:09Speaker 6: Each other, but like it's just like a general there's
- 1:02:11Speaker 6: an animosity.
- 1:02:12Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was I ran into I was
- 1:02:17Speaker 7: walking my dog the other day and there was a
- 1:02:18Speaker 7: bunch of probably like seventeen year olds going to a concert.
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: Oh no.
- 1:02:22Speaker 7: And that was like holy shit, And it was like
- 1:02:24Speaker 7: a weird glimpse into my past. For like it was
- 1:02:27Speaker 7: a crew of like guys and girls. They were all
- 1:02:29Speaker 7: like clearly like had like fuck.
- 1:02:30Speaker 6: And water bottles and like, I'm envious when I see that.
- 1:02:32Speaker 7: Yeah, And I was like, man, they're having so much fun.
- 1:02:34Speaker 7: But the funny thing is like their fashion now that
- 1:02:36Speaker 7: I'm thinking about, it was identical. It was just dudes
- 1:02:39Speaker 7: that like wearing like a like a fucking Mavericks jersey
- 1:02:43Speaker 7: to like a music festival.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:02:44Speaker 7: And then they were like the guys were had like
- 1:02:45Speaker 7: draw string backpacks and like just were taking their shirts off,
- 1:02:48Speaker 7: you know what I mean. Like it was the same
- 1:02:50Speaker 7: weird stupid horseshit you wear.
- 1:02:52Speaker 6: Yeah, like we wore. I used to love a drawstring yeah,
- 1:02:56Speaker 6: you know what I mean. I would hate when the
- 1:02:57Speaker 6: when the when the straps would get like uneven, oh yeah,
- 1:03:01Speaker 6: and they were like impossible to fix.
- 1:03:03Speaker 7: No, it was it was it was three ingredients, but
- 1:03:05Speaker 7: they would if it won broke. It was impossible.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:03:08Speaker 6: Yeah, were you a drawstring bag and high school kid?
- 1:03:11Speaker 6: Not like I wouldn't had like I hated it early pregnant.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: Ye, No, no, I wouldn't.
- 1:03:15Speaker 6: I wouldn't bring one to school. I had a regular
- 1:03:17Speaker 6: back then. Okay, I was a Nike jaw string. Also
- 1:03:20Speaker 6: with the shop.
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: Tracking, it is tough.
- 1:03:24Speaker 6: Yeah, I definitely had a Nike draw string though too.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: You were a Whyan the time, Oh yeah you were.
- 1:03:31Speaker 6: Yeah, always forget I guess back then.
- 1:03:33Speaker 7: Yeah, but imagine going to a concert now for Incis
- 1:03:38Speaker 7: and you're wearing a Toronto Raptors jersey. Yeah, there's a
- 1:03:43Speaker 7: point that like it seems like when you're like sixteen seventeen,
- 1:03:45Speaker 7: you go to a concert and you're like, I need
- 1:03:47Speaker 7: to show my arms. Yeah, you know what I mean.
- 1:03:49Speaker 6: I suppose so now I was like, I want to
- 1:03:52Speaker 6: wear a black hoodie. It's ninety ninety today. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:03:56Speaker 6: I could probably get away with pants.
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: I think that, you know more importantly, and Harry and
- 1:04:04Speaker 4: I both agree that going to a concert period is
- 1:04:07Speaker 4: out of the question for me. I get very anxious
- 1:04:14Speaker 4: at concerts.
- 1:04:16Speaker 6: I just don't know what to do. Really. I have
- 1:04:19Speaker 6: a crowd that's understanding.
- 1:04:21Speaker 4: I have a fear that I won't be able to
- 1:04:23Speaker 4: escape if something bad happens and it's it's really crippling.
- 1:04:27Speaker 4: Oh ship, and it happens in large like standing room.
- 1:04:34Speaker 6: York.
- 1:04:37Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. I avoid crowds in New York City.
- 1:04:41Speaker 6: You need to start listening to less popular bands. True,
- 1:04:44Speaker 6: you need to go see some trash, that's true.
- 1:04:47Speaker 4: Like I don't I love like a fucking little, small,
- 1:04:50Speaker 4: tiny concert kind of show or whatever. But do you
- 1:04:55Speaker 4: feel that way to sporting event. Somehow, sporting events don't
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: bother me as much as you're seated. Probably there is
- 1:05:01Speaker 4: a bit of an anarchy to a lot of shows.
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: What about like going to a big concert at like
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden where you have a seat.
- 1:05:07Speaker 6: I wouldn't do it. I would not be I wouldn't
- 1:05:09Speaker 6: I wouldn't.
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: Even just go sway to Casey Musgraves.
- 1:05:13Speaker 4: I haven't been to a concert in probably twenty fifteen
- 1:05:15Speaker 4: years now because of this. And maybe I'm just like
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: fueling my own fear by it. Probably by saying this
- 1:05:22Speaker 4: sounds like it.
- 1:05:22Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you'd hate a music festival because there's so
- 1:05:25Speaker 7: many people and then like you look to your right
- 1:05:27Speaker 7: and then there's like a fifteen year old getting stretched off.
- 1:05:30Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I think this is exactly it.
- 1:05:33Speaker 4: Like since the last time I went to a concert,
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: there was the Travis Scott situation. There was documentaries about
- 1:05:40Speaker 4: Woodstock ninety nine that came out. It's just been like
- 1:05:45Speaker 4: a litany of horror at concerts that I have said,
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: those are not safe places.
- 1:05:51Speaker 6: And I will not venture near though, stick to like
- 1:05:53Speaker 6: Mumford and Son's You'll be chill.
- 1:05:55Speaker 5: But Mumford and Son's like Like one of my friends
- 1:05:57Speaker 5: was asking if we could get tickets to Mumford and
- 1:05:59Speaker 5: Son in New York and it's like even that, like
- 1:06:02Speaker 5: they got like the pit.
- 1:06:03Speaker 6: He was like, we got to go in the pit,
- 1:06:04Speaker 6: the pit, and I was like.
- 1:06:06Speaker 4: The wall was like.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: Yeah, d I just.
- 1:06:12Speaker 6: Said, MSG, there's gonna be like standing area on the ground.
- 1:06:15Speaker 6: But yeah, I'm not that's like an immediate Now I'm
- 1:06:18Speaker 6: a crowd hater, but I do need to be in
- 1:06:20Speaker 6: the pit. Really. I can't be confined to like a
- 1:06:22Speaker 6: stadium seat. That's the thing too, is I don't think
- 1:06:25Speaker 6: the state must. I want to be able to move around,
- 1:06:29Speaker 6: walk to the beer tent. Are you dancing?
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: Are you?
- 1:06:33Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:06:33Speaker 4: Like when you took the M D m A, were
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: you like grooving?
- 1:06:36Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, like well any like any like full on
- 1:06:39Speaker 6: like he's he's got very like incredibly graceful like that
- 1:06:44Speaker 6: in my head whatever he says, No, I don't dance.
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: I took M d A at like probably I was
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: probably like twenty two, and I took it at like
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: a like a jingle ball type of event.
- 1:07:00Speaker 6: Were one a T Mobile arena.
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: It's like into arena where like they just shuffled on
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: artists and I like, I think I was. I think
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: I'm pop locked.
- 1:07:14Speaker 6: Rolling at the iHeart Radio Trainer.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. It's good fun. You guys have
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: a heart out.
- 1:07:26Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, okay, well this was very fun.
- 1:07:30Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you for having us.
- 1:07:31Speaker 6: I appreciate it. You guys appreciate Yeah, it was fun.
- 1:07:35Speaker 4: All right, that son of a boy dad, We'll see
- 1:07:38Speaker 4: you soon.
- 1:07:39Speaker 6: Goodbye,