Latest / Conspiracy! The Show / The Death of Elvis Presley Pt. 4: The Incredible Hulk Investigates (Repost)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey everybody, this is Adam, host of this podcast. Just
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- 0:26Speaker 1: here comes that pod.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Welcome to Conspiracy, the show, the world's most trusted conspiracy
- 0:44Speaker 2: theory podcast with your hosts, Adam Todd Brown and Olivia Haidar.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy, the show. I am your host,
- 1:07Speaker 1: Adam Todd Brown. Joining me as co-host this week, my
- 1:11Speaker 1: favorite co-host of all, no co-host, but I do have
- 1:13Speaker 1: a couple of guests who are my co-hosts on another podcast.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Andy fucking Sell and Travis motherfucking Clark are here.
- 1:22Speaker 3: How's everybody doing? It's great to be here, everybody. Lovely
- 1:26Speaker 3: to see you all.
- 1:27Speaker 4: One, two, three.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Andy and Travis are my co-hosts on a podcast called
- 1:32Speaker 1: You Don't Even Like This Band, where we talk about music,
- 1:35Speaker 1: things of the like, as you'd expect. And they're joining
- 1:38Speaker 1: me this week because I'm wrapping up my four-part investigation.
- 1:43Speaker 1: Into the strange death of Elvis Presley. It's not my investigation.
- 1:48Speaker 1: People have looked into it. It's more my investigation of
- 1:51Speaker 1: the various investigations and the books and all the Elvis
- 1:55Speaker 1: is alive media that's out there. Not all of it.
- 1:57Speaker 1: There's so much.
- 1:58Speaker 4: But I think you could dedicate your entire life to
- 2:01Speaker 4: it and not cover all of it.
- 2:03Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 2:04Speaker 1: There's a lot to the Elvis conspiracy, sort of. It's
- 2:08Speaker 1: not that there's a lot to the theory behind it.
- 2:10Speaker 1: It's just there's a lot of stuff. Case in point,
- 2:14Speaker 1: we're covering two television specials today.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Two.
- 2:20Speaker 1: The Elvis Files, 1991, and The Elvis Conspiracy, 1992. Both
- 2:26Speaker 1: improbably hosted by Bill Bixby. Half of television's The Incredible Hulk.
- 2:32Speaker 3: Bill Bixby.
- 2:33Speaker 4: Where do you think Lou Ferrigno stands on the Elvis situation?
- 2:37Speaker 1: He should have hosted the second one.
- 2:39Speaker 4: Yeah, right?
- 2:40Speaker 3: Or there should have been a scene where somebody in
- 2:42Speaker 3: the audience made Bill Bixby super angry. And then he just.
- 2:47Speaker 4: He just. Turned into.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:51Speaker 4: Do a smoke effect with a mild pyrotechnic and a
- 2:54Speaker 4: trap door. And then Lou Ferrigno comes out.
- 2:57Speaker 3: Close on his eyes with the green lenses.
- 2:59Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Rip, you know, bend over with the pre-ripped shirt and
- 3:02Speaker 3: then boom, you know.
- 3:04Speaker 4: Beauty, human, stupid Elvis, dead Elvis, no alive Hulk.
- 3:11Speaker 3: No Hulk friend. Hulk used to do Elvis hair.
- 3:16Speaker 4: Very close. That's a preview.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Both of these television specials come from right before that time,
- 3:27Speaker 1: before the government, very successfully stigmatized the word conspiracy. Now,
- 3:33Speaker 1: this TV special would be on Fox Nation at best,
- 3:38Speaker 1: but probably, I don't know, Newsmax or something.
- 3:42Speaker 3: It's also during a time when this could have been
- 3:44Speaker 3: a flop and $ 20 million. There's only four channels, you know?
- 3:51Speaker 3: And on top of that, there was this other really
- 3:53Speaker 3: weird period of time from the late 80s to the
- 3:55Speaker 3: early 90s where if you were an older actor who
- 3:57Speaker 3: was on a hit TV show, you hosted one of
- 4:00Speaker 3: these call-in conspiracy shows. The guy who played Trapper John
- 4:04Speaker 3: on MASH did a couple about aliens. This is the
- 4:08Speaker 3: retirement fund because everybody's going to pay $ 2 a minute
- 4:10Speaker 3: to tell you their opinion of what they're talking about. Yeah.
- 4:14Speaker 1: $ 2 a minute. What do you mean?
- 4:15Speaker 3: That's what the, so during the show, they throw it
- 4:18Speaker 3: up a 900 number, $ 900. Yeah. And you have to
- 4:23Speaker 3: call in to be like, I think Elvis is alive.
- 4:25Speaker 3: Or to be like one guy who's like, I think
- 4:27Speaker 3: Elvis is Howard Stern's penis. Baba Bowie, Baba Bowie, or
- 4:30Speaker 3: whatever he said. He tried to Baba Bowie Bill Bixby.
- 4:34Speaker 4: Wasn't that Howard Stern?
- 4:36Speaker 3: Maybe. I don't know.
- 4:38Speaker 1: How do we get that grift going on this podcast
- 4:40Speaker 1: is my question. I want people calling in $ 2 a
- 4:45Speaker 1: minute to give me your opinion. That sounds way better
- 4:47Speaker 1: than just hit us up in the comments. Fuck you.
- 4:51Speaker 1: Give me $ 2 a minute.
- 4:52Speaker 4: $ 2 a minute. I have a longstanding policy of if
- 4:56Speaker 4: you want to know how I feel about a movie,
- 4:58Speaker 4: Venmo me $ 35.
- 5:00Speaker 3: A minute.
- 5:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:03Speaker 1: That's actually a very good policy.
- 5:05Speaker 3: Anyway, I tried calling that 900 number and literally the
- 5:09Speaker 3: recording was you're not allowed to call this number from
- 5:11Speaker 3: your phone. So big cellular is trying to keep the truth.
- 5:16Speaker 1: You have to call from Graceland.
- 5:18Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
- 5:21Speaker 4: Or Kalamazoo, Michigan.
- 5:23Speaker 1: And that said, I don't necessarily think that was a
- 5:26Speaker 1: worse time. in American history when we were all willing
- 5:30Speaker 1: to talk about stuff like this and do it publicly
- 5:33Speaker 1: and be like, hey, maybe I'm wrong, but let's hear
- 5:36Speaker 1: it out.
- 5:36Speaker 4: Adam, it was a decidedly better time because in the
- 5:39Speaker 4: second one of these, the Elvis Conspiracy Special, they left
- 5:43Speaker 4: the commercials in.
- 5:44Speaker 3: Oh my God, that was the best.
- 5:45Speaker 4: And a cheeseburger was 59 cents at Burger King, so.
- 5:49Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 5:50Speaker 4: Better time.
- 5:51Speaker 1: Undeniably good time.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:53Speaker 3: I'm glad you bring that up because I do have
- 5:55Speaker 3: a point about that later.
- 5:56Speaker 4: Is it going to be about the Taco Bell commercial
- 5:59Speaker 4: starring Steve Earle's buddy T. Graham Brown?
- 6:04Speaker 3: The commercials were a fun flashback to a time I
- 6:07Speaker 3: had forgotten.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:09Speaker 4: I remembered all of those commercials.
- 6:11Speaker 2: Same.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Before we get into the specials themselves, what was everyone's
- 6:15Speaker 1: thoughts on Elvis possibly faking his death before you went
- 6:20Speaker 1: into this? Travis, you go first. It sounds like that's
- 6:25Speaker 1: going to happen.
- 6:27Speaker 3: I think that there are. compelling arguments pro i don't
- 6:32Speaker 3: think a lot of them were covered in the special
- 6:34Speaker 3: i think faking maybe more had to disappear more than
- 6:40Speaker 3: faked his death to disappear from the limelight or whatever
- 6:43Speaker 3: the the thing was so i think possible but i
- 6:46Speaker 3: i do feel he passed away in 77 andy how
- 6:49Speaker 3: about you.
- 6:49Speaker 4: The extent of my investment in it at all is
- 6:53Speaker 4: that i love the movie bubba hotep and that's about
- 6:57Speaker 4: it i i I, when it comes to celebrity deaths
- 7:01Speaker 4: and hoaxes, you know, when Jim Morrison or Tupac or whoever,
- 7:05Speaker 4: it's always Kaufman.
- 7:07Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 7:08Speaker 4: It's I'm always, you know, if they, I don't care,
- 7:10Speaker 4: I'm going to go ahead and assume that they're dead.
- 7:13Speaker 4: And if they're not good for them, they fooled me.
- 7:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:17Speaker 3: And if I understand you correctly, you think Elvis faked
- 7:20Speaker 3: his death, but became Tupac is what you're saying.
- 7:22Speaker 1: That makes sense.
- 7:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:23Speaker 4: Yes. Yes. Yeah.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:26Speaker 4: Tupac is Elvis.
- 7:27Speaker 3: Okay.
- 7:27Speaker 4: Okay. I can't.
- 7:30Speaker 1: I figured it would be a bridge too far in
- 7:32Speaker 1: terms of time expenditure, but I've done three episodes about this.
- 7:37Speaker 1: The past three episodes, they were all solo episodes. And
- 7:41Speaker 1: I do think I've said everyone who listens to this
- 7:44Speaker 1: podcast knows this, but I do think there are a
- 7:47Speaker 1: lot of really compelling coincidences that happen near the end
- 7:53Speaker 1: of Elvis's public life that line up with the This
- 7:57Speaker 1: FBI investigation that he was clearly involved in, that's in
- 8:02Speaker 1: his FBI files. All of that stuff about Frederick Peter Proe,
- 8:06Speaker 1: the guy who scammed him out of $ 400, 000 and an airplane,
- 8:11Speaker 1: that's all in his FBI files. And all the details
- 8:15Speaker 1: of that investigation line up really, really well with Elvis's
- 8:20Speaker 1: death in August 1977. including the part where they presented
- 8:25Speaker 1: that case to the grand jury a day before Elvis died.
- 8:29Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:29Speaker 4: When they get to that timeline stuff, I'm like, okay, yeah,
- 8:33Speaker 4: maybe there's something to this old Freddie PP story.
- 8:36Speaker 1: In this, they even leave, I think, a really important
- 8:39Speaker 1: part of the timeline out. There's a lot of questions
- 8:42Speaker 1: around Elvis's medical report, the medical examiner's report. And one
- 8:47Speaker 1: of the weird things they leave out of that timeline
- 8:50Speaker 1: is the timing of when that was released. Because They
- 8:53Speaker 1: present this case to a grand jury on or around
- 8:58Speaker 1: August 15th. Elvis dies August 17th. This medical examiner takes
- 9:02Speaker 1: over his autopsy and is like, I have jurisdiction over it.
- 9:05Speaker 1: I'm doing it. No one else gets to be involved.
- 9:08Speaker 1: And he sits on it, sits on it, sits on it,
- 9:10Speaker 1: sits on it. And then October 19th, 1977, the first
- 9:15Speaker 1: arrests happen in this case. And finally, on October 21st,
- 9:20Speaker 1: they release that medical examiner's report. And from there, the
- 9:23Speaker 1: question becomes not, oh, was Elvis involved in this huge
- 9:27Speaker 1: FBI investigation that we just found out about? It becomes,
- 9:31Speaker 1: did he really die of drugs? Or was it a
- 9:33Speaker 1: heart attack, like the medical examiner says?
- 9:36Speaker 4: I mean.
- 9:36Speaker 1: I accept that they could all just be coincidences, but
- 9:39Speaker 1: I say it all the time. We wouldn't accept it
- 9:41Speaker 1: as a coincidence in a true crime documentary.
- 9:44Speaker 3: No, we'd be interviewing the telephone pole that he passed by.
- 9:49Speaker 3: You know, they go really deep on those things. There's
- 9:52Speaker 3: the strange thing that they talk about Elvis's health. Some
- 9:55Speaker 3: of these people who claim to be close to him
- 9:56Speaker 3: were like, he was so strong. He was going to live.
- 10:00Speaker 4: Forever.
- 10:00Speaker 3: And then other people were like, he was so frail.
- 10:02Speaker 3: He was falling apart.
- 10:03Speaker 4: He was dying.
- 10:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 10:04Speaker 3: You're like, what the fuck?
- 10:07Speaker 1: Well, I think that actually speaks to there being more
- 10:11Speaker 1: to this because if Elvis did– I don't– fake his
- 10:15Speaker 1: death is a weird way to put it. If he
- 10:17Speaker 1: joined Witness Protection, that's what it would be. He joined
- 10:20Speaker 1: Witness Protection. He didn't fake his death. But the government
- 10:24Speaker 1: would have faked his death for him.
- 10:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 10:27Speaker 1: What you have to take into account, if that's really
- 10:30Speaker 1: what happened, it wouldn't be a thing where no one knows.
- 10:34Speaker 1: They wouldn't be able to get away with that. Some
- 10:36Speaker 1: people around Elvis would have to know, and they would
- 10:39Speaker 1: have to play along. And so if there was this
- 10:43Speaker 1: cover story of, oh, his health was declining, he was
- 10:46Speaker 1: way into drugs... And it finally did him in. There's
- 10:49Speaker 1: going to be people who are going to keep pushing
- 10:51Speaker 1: that story because that's their role in it. We know
- 10:54Speaker 1: Elvis made way more money after death than he did
- 10:57Speaker 1: when he was alive. There was plenty of money to
- 11:00Speaker 1: pay people to just lie. To just be like, yeah, man,
- 11:03Speaker 1: Elvis was doing all the fucking drugs. And meanwhile, he
- 11:06Speaker 1: might not have been. That might have been a cover story.
- 11:09Speaker 3: Yeah. By the way, I am available for Elvis lie money.
- 11:11Speaker 3: If you want to pay me money to lie about Elvis, please, please.
- 11:15Speaker 4: Either way, too. No, I don't have a team.
- 11:18Speaker 3: Just.
- 11:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 11:19Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell you, Elvis was actually a Yeti that
- 11:22Speaker 3: telekinetically made you think he was a human. I will
- 11:25Speaker 3: 100% back that. Just, you know, put it in the Venmo.
- 11:30Speaker 3: We got it.
- 11:30Speaker 4: If you want to make it more elaborate, I'll say
- 11:32Speaker 4: that he was shaved every day by a team of groomers.
- 11:35Speaker 4: It wasn't telekinesis.
- 11:36Speaker 3: Oh, interesting.
- 11:37Speaker 4: He was just a Yeti that had to be shaved
- 11:39Speaker 4: every day.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Well, how about this? He didn't die in 1977, but
- 11:43Speaker 1: he did die with the Heaven's Gate cult in 97.
- 11:46Speaker 3: He did, yeah, after he cut off his own balls.
- 11:49Speaker 1: Right, right. Well, he's Elvis. Someone cut them off for him.
- 11:52Speaker 3: That's true. They shaved them off for him.
- 11:54Speaker 1: You get special privileges when you're a celebrity in a cult.
- 11:57Speaker 3: I need you to take care of my fellows down
- 11:58Speaker 3: there because I need to go join the Hale-Bopp comet.
- 12:04Speaker 1: Oh, what do you think of the Gene Smith thing?
- 12:06Speaker 1: interview he is elvis's cousin who talks about the casket.
- 12:11Speaker 4: He's like a fucking mr show character this guy.
- 12:14Speaker 1: But here's the thing you're just saying that because he's
- 12:16Speaker 1: got a southern accent.
- 12:18Speaker 5: Well yeah it's the way he talks what do you
- 12:22Speaker 5: expect elvis's inner circle to talk like he was from
- 12:25Speaker 5: fucking memphis You want him to be like, well, actually, I.
- 12:29Speaker 1: Approached Elvis's casket and ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, there were sweat
- 12:33Speaker 1: beads on his forehead.
- 12:34Speaker 4: Been to Memphis. Everybody there talks like the Brady Gremlin.
- 12:38Speaker 1: Of course, this guy's going to sound like a fucking
- 12:41Speaker 1: hillbilly when he's talking because he kind of is. But
- 12:44Speaker 1: what about what he's saying? He's not the only one
- 12:46Speaker 1: who's like, man, Elvis looked weird in that casket.
- 12:51Speaker 3: But everybody looks weird in their casket.
- 12:53Speaker 4: Exactly. If you've ever been to an open casket funeral,
- 12:56Speaker 4: it's surreal. Several. It's fucked up. They don't look right.
- 13:00Speaker 1: That's not true.
- 13:01Speaker 4: It's always a weird thing. You go through shock.
- 13:03Speaker 1: That is not always the case. That is absolutely not
- 13:06Speaker 1: always the case that the person doesn't look like... Okay,
- 13:10Speaker 1: why did he have sweat beads on his head?
- 13:11Speaker 4: Because they sprayed it.
- 13:16Speaker 1: What did they spray? Why did they spray his head?
- 13:18Speaker 4: The hairstylist says he had to do it because his
- 13:21Speaker 4: white roots were showing. Because he has white hair and
- 13:24Speaker 4: they had to dye his hair every day.
- 13:27Speaker 1: That's actually a really important detail because Elvis was allegedly
- 13:31Speaker 1: leaving for a tour the day he died. But he
- 13:34Speaker 1: didn't dye his hair before that tour. And he didn't
- 13:37Speaker 1: order any costumes for that tour.
- 13:40Speaker 3: Why? It was a throwback tour. He already had all
- 13:43Speaker 3: the stuff. He already had everything.
- 13:45Speaker 4: It was a nude tour.
- 13:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Like that time Rob Zombie was like, I'm just going
- 13:49Speaker 1: to wear T-shirts and jeans this time. It's like, have
- 13:53Speaker 1: you not been doing that this whole time?
- 13:54Speaker 3: I didn't know. You mean the whole time?
- 13:57Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 13:57Speaker 3: And Elvis did want to go do a couple of
- 13:59Speaker 3: Halloween movies, right? He went and directed a few of those.
- 14:02Speaker 4: Yeah. No, he actually was. They made the Michael Myers
- 14:06Speaker 4: mask out of a mold of his face. That's what
- 14:08Speaker 4: it was. That's a common misconception. Everybody thinks it's the
- 14:11Speaker 4: same William Shatner mold.
- 14:12Speaker 2: It is not.
- 14:13Speaker 4: It's Elvis. Yeah, it's an Elvis death mask.
- 14:16Speaker 1: What do we think about his name being misspelled?
- 14:20Speaker 3: I didn't understand that even a little bit.
- 14:23Speaker 4: I just think so much of this stuff, if there
- 14:26Speaker 4: is an actual conspiracy here, if he did join witness
- 14:29Speaker 4: protection and all that, it just feels like there's a
- 14:32Speaker 4: lot of just fucking weirdness to make it confusing.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Yes, I think that is very possible that a lot.
- 14:39Speaker 1: And I've said that a bunch in these past three
- 14:41Speaker 1: episodes that I think If this happened, if Elvis joined
- 14:44Speaker 1: Witness Protection, there's absolutely an element to it where people
- 14:48Speaker 1: are just feeding people fake information so they can discredit
- 14:52Speaker 1: them once they put it out. There's a documentary we
- 14:54Speaker 1: bring up all the time on this podcast called Mirage Men.
- 14:57Speaker 1: It's about a guy named Richard Doty, whose entire job
- 15:01Speaker 1: with the government was that. If you were out, say,
- 15:05Speaker 1: near Roswell or something or Area 51, and you took
- 15:09Speaker 1: a picture of something that the government didn't want you
- 15:12Speaker 1: to talk about, Instead of you can't murder everyone. That's
- 15:16Speaker 1: I mean, they could. And I don't know why they don't.
- 15:18Speaker 1: That would just be easier. But what they would do,
- 15:20Speaker 1: what Richard Doty's job would be in that case is
- 15:23Speaker 1: go out to that person and be like, hey, you
- 15:27Speaker 1: have no idea how right you are. Here's some additional information.
- 15:31Speaker 1: And then that information would be complete bullshit. And it
- 15:34Speaker 1: would be very easy to verify that it was complete bullshit.
- 15:38Speaker 1: And they would wait for that person to go public
- 15:40Speaker 1: with that and then come out and be like, See,
- 15:42Speaker 1: this person's a liar. Even though they've never discredited the
- 15:46Speaker 1: first thing, but now that that person has this track
- 15:49Speaker 1: record of putting out false information, you can just be like, yeah,
- 15:54Speaker 1: you can't believe a word they say. The Gary Webb
- 15:57Speaker 1: CIA selling crack in the United States story is a
- 16:00Speaker 1: great example of that. If you ask history now, most
- 16:05Speaker 1: people will tell you that story was discredited. It was
- 16:08Speaker 1: not discredited. The LA Times and the New York Times
- 16:12Speaker 1: went to the fucking mat to just make it seem
- 16:16Speaker 1: like Gary Webb's reporting wasn't quite what it could have been.
- 16:19Speaker 1: They never took on the actual details of the story
- 16:23Speaker 1: or looked into any of that. It was all, well,
- 16:25Speaker 1: he said they sold a lot of crack in LA,
- 16:27Speaker 1: but it wasn't a lot. Okay, so now that equals discredited? No,
- 16:32Speaker 1: but because the New York Times just came out with
- 16:35Speaker 1: any question at all, Now people are like, yeah, but
- 16:38Speaker 1: that story was proven false, right?
- 16:40Speaker 4: Sure wasn't.
- 16:41Speaker 3: You just got to control the narrative, right? Just so
- 16:43Speaker 3: enough seeds of doubt, everybody's going to go, well, the
- 16:45Speaker 3: whole thing's bullshit.
- 16:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 16:47Speaker 1: And I think that I've said before, I think that's
- 16:50Speaker 1: kind of how the government approached the internet because the
- 16:54Speaker 1: internet was obviously going to be a place where people
- 16:57Speaker 1: who had obtained information about government scandals in the past
- 17:01Speaker 1: could go and share that with people and if you're
- 17:05Speaker 1: the government what do you do do you handle those
- 17:07Speaker 1: cases one by one because they're going to get really
- 17:10Speaker 1: big really fast on the internet or do you just
- 17:14Speaker 1: make this conscious effort to stigmatize the word conspiracy. And
- 17:18Speaker 1: now anything that is questioning of the government's official version
- 17:23Speaker 1: of events is a conspiracy. There's this RFK Jr. interview
- 17:27Speaker 1: out there. I think Andy was on the episode where
- 17:29Speaker 1: we talked about it. where this podcast host was just
- 17:33Speaker 1: trying to get RFK Jr. to say some conspiracy shit.
- 17:36Speaker 1: And in the process of that, he's like, so are
- 17:39Speaker 1: you saying Al-Qaeda did not do 9-11? Buddy, a lot
- 17:42Speaker 1: of people say Al-Qaeda didn't do 9-11. That is not
- 17:45Speaker 1: even that much of a conspiracy anymore. Al-Qaeda did 9-11
- 17:50Speaker 1: is the justification we use to invade Iraq. A lot
- 17:53Speaker 1: of people question that part of the story now, but
- 17:56Speaker 1: you can't question things like that anymore without it being conspiracy.
- 18:01Speaker 4: Well, I'm just– in general, I'm more inclined to believe
- 18:05Speaker 4: that kind of stuff about things like 9-11 or Pearl
- 18:09Speaker 4: Harbor or the CIA flooding the cities with crack cocaine
- 18:15Speaker 4: because those are big, wide– those are institutional things. It's
- 18:20Speaker 4: not about one celebrity and their whatever.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Okay, but– All we're talking about here is someone joining
- 18:27Speaker 1: Witness Protection. I brought up on the last episode, it's
- 18:30Speaker 1: not even a conspiracy, really. They're not going to tell you,
- 18:34Speaker 1: but this isn't a nefarious government doing. If Elvis disappeared
- 18:40Speaker 1: the way Gail Brewer-Giorgio and the people who were pushing
- 18:43Speaker 1: this theory think, so what? We don't deserve to know.
- 18:46Speaker 4: That's my ultimate thing with this is just if that's
- 18:49Speaker 4: the case and you guys are fans of his, why
- 18:52Speaker 4: are you trying to find him? He doesn't want to
- 18:55Speaker 4: be found.
- 18:57Speaker 3: But I'm also just curious if somebody of Elvis's stature
- 19:02Speaker 3: publicly wanted to disappear like that. Is that even possible?
- 19:06Speaker 1: One of the things that is brought up in a
- 19:09Speaker 1: lot of Elvis biographies, it's brought up in all the
- 19:12Speaker 1: books about this, is you would think, well, Elvis was
- 19:16Speaker 1: so huge and so recognizable, he couldn't even leave the
- 19:19Speaker 1: house without being mobbed by people, right? Wrong. Because one,
- 19:23Speaker 1: there was a huge Elvis impersonator industry way before he died.
- 19:28Speaker 1: And Elvis talked himself about how all he had to
- 19:32Speaker 1: do to go out in public was just aggressively look
- 19:36Speaker 1: like Elvis. Big glasses, big sideburns, the whole bit. And
- 19:40Speaker 1: he could walk up to a fan and be like, hey,
- 19:42Speaker 1: I'm actually Elvis. And they'd be like, fuck you. I
- 19:45Speaker 1: know Elvis. Elvis went out on a casting call for
- 19:50Speaker 1: Elvis impersonators once and did not get the job.
- 19:54Speaker 3: That's amazing.
- 19:55Speaker 1: He did it as a joke because he was like,
- 19:58Speaker 1: no way are they going to think actual Elvis showed up.
- 20:01Speaker 1: And he was right.
- 20:03Speaker 3: There was a there's a story like that about Dolly Parton,
- 20:05Speaker 3: where she went to a Dolly Parton lookalike contest and
- 20:08Speaker 3: came in third.
- 20:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 20:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:10Speaker 1: And it also comes up a lot with a conspiracy
- 20:14Speaker 1: like this. People will be like, well, someone would talk.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Someone would say something. And OK, would you believe them
- 20:19Speaker 1: if they did? Or do you just think they're lying?
- 20:21Speaker 1: Lots of people have come forward and said. No, I
- 20:24Speaker 1: fucking saw Elvis. I took a picture of Elvis. But
- 20:27Speaker 1: you're not going to believe him. Elvis could sit next
- 20:29Speaker 1: to you on a plane and be like, listen, time
- 20:32Speaker 1: to confess. I fucking faked my death. Here's the proof.
- 20:35Speaker 1: You're not going to believe him. No one's going to
- 20:37Speaker 1: believe anyone who talks about this.
- 20:40Speaker 4: And that's why when we talk about it being a
- 20:42Speaker 4: conspiracy versus it being just a witness protection thing, yeah,
- 20:45Speaker 4: the witness protection, the death hoax, whatever, that's not the conspiracy.
- 20:50Speaker 4: The conspiracy is all of this other shit that's possibly
- 20:53Speaker 4: there to misdirect. And the thing is, who knows how
- 20:56Speaker 4: much of it is intentional conspiracy stuff and how much
- 20:59Speaker 4: of it is just, well, if you throw a couple
- 21:01Speaker 4: conflicting pieces of information out there, it's going to stir
- 21:04Speaker 4: up some crazies and that's going to create all the
- 21:07Speaker 4: subterfuge you need.
- 21:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:08Speaker 1: I think the same thing about all the inconsistencies about
- 21:13Speaker 1: his body and what position it was in, what he
- 21:17Speaker 1: was wearing, all the stuff about the medical examiner's report.
- 21:21Speaker 1: I think if this happened, I said this on the
- 21:23Speaker 1: last episode, I know I'm repeating a bunch of stuff,
- 21:25Speaker 1: but I think if this happened, I think if Elvis
- 21:28Speaker 1: joined witness protection, all of that is a part of it.
- 21:31Speaker 1: All of that is just meant to say, well, all right, well,
- 21:35Speaker 1: how come this person says this about how his body
- 21:37Speaker 1: was found? And then this person says this, and this
- 21:40Speaker 1: person says this, and then. These medical examiners, he says
- 21:43Speaker 1: this about the autopsy. He says this about the autopsy.
- 21:46Speaker 1: I don't think there was an autopsy. I don't think
- 21:48Speaker 1: there was a body found. If he joined witness protection,
- 21:51Speaker 1: that part is way too elaborate. The easier thing is
- 21:55Speaker 1: just pay people to lie. And just tell whatever story
- 21:58Speaker 1: you want. Say you found Elvis standing on his fucking head.
- 22:01Speaker 1: We just need there to be enough confusion that no
- 22:04Speaker 1: one knows anything.
- 22:06Speaker 4: You don't even need to include enough people to risk
- 22:09Speaker 4: people knowing stuff to leak because people like Maria Columbus,
- 22:14Speaker 4: you just give them a little bit of something to
- 22:17Speaker 4: chew on and they will do the work for you.
- 22:20Speaker 4: They don't need to be clued in. They'll just go
- 22:22Speaker 4: out there and create a smoke screen on their own.
- 22:25Speaker 3: Yeah, the Maria Columbus thing. She was the president of
- 22:28Speaker 3: the longest running Elvis fan club, and she was in
- 22:31Speaker 3: the first the Elvis show. Files documentary, whatever you want
- 22:34Speaker 3: to call it. And her whole thing was that Elvis's
- 22:38Speaker 3: dad called and said, don't come to the funeral. And
- 22:41Speaker 3: I think that was just a grieving father being like,
- 22:43Speaker 3: please don't hound me and my family with your weird shit.
- 22:45Speaker 4: You're already someone I don't really like.
- 22:48Speaker 1: Okay, wait, but why would he do a public viewing
- 22:51Speaker 1: if that was the case? You're going to tell the
- 22:53Speaker 1: people most likely to be respectful of your wishes not
- 22:56Speaker 1: to come, but you're also going to invite the fucking
- 22:58Speaker 1: circus to come.
- 23:00Speaker 3: That's a good point.
- 23:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:01Speaker 4: But that wasn't there for the viewing. That was there
- 23:04Speaker 4: for the after the viewing, right? Because when she did get.
- 23:08Speaker 1: There, he wanted them to not come to the public viewing,
- 23:11Speaker 1: the same public viewing that Elvis's cousin says, man, that
- 23:15Speaker 1: didn't look like his body. There's actually a few different
- 23:17Speaker 1: people who viewed that body up close and were like,
- 23:21Speaker 1: doesn't look right. And yeah, her thinking was, well, they
- 23:24Speaker 1: didn't want the people who would be most likely to
- 23:26Speaker 1: ask questions to show up. And I don't know how
- 23:29Speaker 1: you justify, oh, they just wanted privacy at a public viewing.
- 23:33Speaker 4: I think it's more, we don't want someone who's going
- 23:36Speaker 4: to be a disturbance. And I think Maria Columbus And
- 23:39Speaker 4: her spin on that is, you know, we're going to
- 23:42Speaker 4: ask questions. And I think that it's a grieving father
- 23:45Speaker 4: being like, I don't want this. And I think that's
- 23:47Speaker 4: a reasonable explanation. Even if there is a little bit
- 23:50Speaker 4: of hypocrisy in it. She's a president of a fan club. Yeah,
- 23:54Speaker 4: I wouldn't want her there either.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Well, speaking of hypocrisy, if you dig into Elvis's dad's
- 23:59Speaker 1: personality and even Elvis's personality, they were not the types
- 24:04Speaker 1: who would want a public viewing. Fans be damned. If
- 24:07Speaker 1: you don't get to see Elvis's body, you don't get
- 24:09Speaker 1: to see Elvis's fucking body. The fact that there was
- 24:12Speaker 1: a public viewing at all, one, and that they arranged
- 24:16Speaker 1: it as fast as they did is... strange to me
- 24:20Speaker 1: because they had that public viewing ready to go by
- 24:22Speaker 1: 11 a.m. the next day. And what's the rush? What
- 24:26Speaker 1: is the rush to get Elvis's body in front of people,
- 24:30Speaker 1: but also tell his biggest fans don't come?
- 24:33Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. Just stuff like that never convinces
- 24:37Speaker 4: me because it's just people make weird choices. There's stuff
- 24:40Speaker 4: that doesn't make sense when things like this happen. People
- 24:43Speaker 4: aren't thinking clearly a lot of the time, you know.
- 24:46Speaker 1: But let's go back to the name on the gravestone. Yes. OK,
- 24:50Speaker 1: so people aren't thinking clearly in the moment. This is
- 24:53Speaker 1: a typo. Why wouldn't you fix it?
- 24:56Speaker 3: Yeah, that feels like an easy fix. You got the
- 25:00Speaker 3: new headstone guy. He's just like, what's the middle name?
- 25:03Speaker 5: Aaron?
- 25:04Speaker 3: I know how to spell Aaron. You got it. And
- 25:05Speaker 3: then puts one too many A's in there. And yeah,
- 25:08Speaker 3: you could fix that. I don't know why they haven't
- 25:10Speaker 3: fixed it.
- 25:11Speaker 4: The gravestone thing is confusing for a number of reasons because, yeah,
- 25:14Speaker 4: you could fix it easy. But also, if it's part
- 25:16Speaker 4: of a conspiracy, why still why not fix it? That's
- 25:20Speaker 4: the stuff that's confusing. I think it's the numerology shit.
- 25:23Speaker 1: No, see, I think... I don't know. I've I mentioned
- 25:27Speaker 1: this before. I didn't go into any of the numerology
- 25:30Speaker 1: stuff because I don't buy it. I think Gail Brewer-Giorgio
- 25:34Speaker 1: was on the right track in her first book where
- 25:37Speaker 1: she explains that the reason Elvis would not put his
- 25:41Speaker 1: actual name on a gravestone is just religious superstition. His
- 25:46Speaker 1: family was super religious, very superstitious. And the idea of
- 25:51Speaker 1: putting a living son's name on a gravestone would just
- 25:55Speaker 1: be tempting fate in a way they weren't willing to
- 25:58Speaker 1: tempt fate. There are other plaques at Graceland that say
- 26:03Speaker 1: Elvis Aaron Presley with one A.
- 26:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:06Speaker 1: It's, Everywhere else, his name is spelled with one A,
- 26:11Speaker 1: but one on his gravestone, it's spelled incorrectly. And also,
- 26:15Speaker 1: his gravestone isn't where he said he wanted to be buried.
- 26:19Speaker 1: He said he wanted to be buried next to his mom.
- 26:22Speaker 1: And instead, his gravestone is between his dad and his grandmother.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Why would you just ignore Elvis's wishes in that moment
- 26:30Speaker 1: and just put him somewhere else? Else, is it likely
- 26:34Speaker 1: that they would fuck that up also and never fix it?
- 26:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:39Speaker 3: I mean, it's such a big debacle at some point.
- 26:41Speaker 3: Is it just it's more embarrassing to fix it than
- 26:44Speaker 3: to leave it?
- 26:45Speaker 1: How would it be more embarrassing to fix it?
- 26:47Speaker 4: Well, it's like when you spill something.
- 26:49Speaker 3: You're admitting you fucked up.
- 26:50Speaker 4: And then you try to wash it off with water
- 26:52Speaker 4: and it just makes it look worse. And next thing
- 26:55Speaker 4: you know, you have a big stain on your shirt
- 26:57Speaker 4: as opposed to just the little one that would have
- 26:59Speaker 4: been there.
- 26:59Speaker 1: You think they would have been embarrassed by fixing the
- 27:02Speaker 1: name on the gravestone?
- 27:03Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 27:04Speaker 3: Not really. I can't figure out.
- 27:06Speaker 4: I'm just playing Travis Advocate.
- 27:07Speaker 3: Thank you for once. I'm just curious what the numerology.
- 27:11Speaker 3: I didn't understand what the numerology thing even was trying
- 27:14Speaker 3: to say.
- 27:15Speaker 4: I don't either.
- 27:17Speaker 1: Gail is right. If Elvis was into numbers the way
- 27:21Speaker 1: people say he was, and it does seem like he was.
- 27:24Speaker 1: People are into numerology. Elvis was into all sorts of
- 27:27Speaker 1: weird spiritual stuff.
- 27:28Speaker 4: Weird stuff.
- 27:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 27:30Speaker 4: Elvis was paranoid as fuck, too, by the end of
- 27:32Speaker 4: his life.
- 27:33Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, man. My favorite Tool album is
- 27:34Speaker 3: Letter Alice because I like all the weird Tom signatures
- 27:37Speaker 3: in it.
- 27:38Speaker 4: Okay.
- 27:39Speaker 1: Now, how did Elvis say that if that Tool album
- 27:43Speaker 1: wasn't even out when he died?
- 27:44Speaker 2: Travis.
- 27:46Speaker 4: He described the Alex Gray artwork and the packaging of
- 27:51Speaker 4: that album to a T in a little fold-out slipcase. And,
- 27:56Speaker 4: you know, there's a little hologram effect.
- 27:58Speaker 3: You're going to get a headache if you stare at
- 28:00Speaker 3: it for a long time, but it's going to be
- 28:01Speaker 3: a headache you like.
- 28:04Speaker 1: What did we think about the handwriting analysis?
- 28:08Speaker 3: That was fucking weird. And here's the thing where I
- 28:11Speaker 3: thought about it. It seemed very convincing that the death
- 28:14Speaker 3: certificate and the, and Elvis was written in Elvis's handwriting.
- 28:18Speaker 3: In which case, how bad of a coverup were they
- 28:20Speaker 3: doing where it was like, yeah, right. Hold on. Let
- 28:24Speaker 3: me get a piece of paper real quick. So died
- 28:26Speaker 3: this way. Everybody done. Hold on. Let me assign this
- 28:31Speaker 3: John Burroughs.
- 28:31Speaker 4: Exactly how I normally start.
- 28:33Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 28:35Speaker 4: Anytime they do the handwriting shit, I don't care. This
- 28:37Speaker 4: doesn't mean anything.
- 28:39Speaker 1: I get that it's not conclusive proof, but it's strange.
- 28:43Speaker 1: I'm not a handwriting expert, but I don't. And this
- 28:46Speaker 1: takes me back to the question I always have.
- 28:49Speaker 4: Who would you believe?
- 28:50Speaker 1: Who would it take to look at this and be like, yeah,
- 28:53Speaker 1: that's fucking Elvis's handwriting. Well, who would you need to
- 28:57Speaker 1: convince you of that?
- 28:59Speaker 4: Within handwriting analysis circles, there's often disagreement, right? Authorities will
- 29:05Speaker 4: come in and debunk other authorities in the area. And
- 29:08Speaker 4: even in this. The first one, we had that handwriting
- 29:11Speaker 4: analysis that's like, oh yeah, this is the same guy.
- 29:13Speaker 4: And then in Elvis Conspiracy, somebody's like, well, this matches
- 29:17Speaker 4: and this matches, but this doesn't match and that's important.
- 29:20Speaker 4: So it's not the same guy. Yeah.
- 29:21Speaker 3: In the second one, the lady goes, it's an 80% match.
- 29:24Speaker 3: You're like, oh shit, she's saying it's Elvis. And she goes,
- 29:26Speaker 3: so it's two different people.
- 29:28Speaker 4: It's not Elvis.
- 29:29Speaker 3: It's an 80% match, but it's two different people. What
- 29:33Speaker 3: methodology are you using here?
- 29:35Speaker 4: If there's anything I learned from the movie Zodiac, it's
- 29:37Speaker 4: that handwriting stuff is a quest.
- 29:41Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 29:41Speaker 1: And they don't ever, I think, convincingly prove that it's
- 29:46Speaker 1: his handwriting. I find the thing about him filling out
- 29:50Speaker 1: his own medical report a little far-fetched. I think the
- 29:55Speaker 1: part where if he was involved in an FBI investigation
- 29:58Speaker 1: and joined Witness Protection, I don't find the part where
- 30:01Speaker 1: he would have corrected the suspect's name on a document
- 30:06Speaker 1: in his own handwriting. I don't find that convincing.
- 30:08Speaker 4: No, he's got to have a handler that's like, all right, Elvis,
- 30:12Speaker 4: I get that you think you're an agent. Pump your brakes, buddy.
- 30:16Speaker 4: Stop writing on shit.
- 30:19Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody would have to go, you know, this is
- 30:22Speaker 3: easily provable that this is your handwriting. Maybe let me
- 30:26Speaker 3: write the desert ticket for you, buddy. Let me I'll
- 30:28Speaker 3: fill it out for you.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't get to it in this documentary. But
- 30:32Speaker 1: what is everyone's thoughts on Elvis having a DEA badge?
- 30:37Speaker 3: Well, he had one.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. It's not a question of whether
- 30:42Speaker 1: he had one. It's a question of how serious he was.
- 30:44Speaker 4: I think he's like Steven Seagal. I think he really
- 30:47Speaker 4: wants to be a cop, but everybody's sort of like, yeah,
- 30:50Speaker 4: you're a cop, sure. Okay. I think it's all honorary.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Where's the hundreds of pages in Steven Seagal's FBI files
- 30:56Speaker 1: about him assisting the DEA and the FBI in investigations?
- 31:02Speaker 3: Have you not seen Steven Seagal Lawman, which is an
- 31:05Speaker 3: entire series about him?
- 31:07Speaker 1: You're basing that- on your feelings about Steven Seagal and
- 31:10Speaker 1: not about what you've actually looked into or read about Elvis.
- 31:15Speaker 1: And I think that is a leap a lot of
- 31:18Speaker 1: people immediately make is, oh, well, it was just honorary.
- 31:21Speaker 4: Okay.
- 31:22Speaker 1: Elvis had, he was also a member in good standing
- 31:25Speaker 1: of the California Narcotics Officers Association. And that was also
- 31:29Speaker 1: just honorary. He went and visited the FBI the same
- 31:32Speaker 1: month he went and visited the Nixon White House and
- 31:35Speaker 1: they thanked him for his assistance in or his offer
- 31:38Speaker 1: of confidential assistance to the FBI, you think Elvis was
- 31:42Speaker 1: lying about wanting to be a cop?
- 31:44Speaker 4: No, I don't think he was lying about wanting to
- 31:47Speaker 4: be a cop. I think he very earnestly wanted to
- 31:49Speaker 4: be a cop. And I think that because he was Elvis,
- 31:51Speaker 4: these different organizations, would let him do ride-alongs, essentially, and
- 31:57Speaker 4: be involved in things. And when it comes to documents, yeah,
- 31:59Speaker 4: the FBI was spying on fucking everybody. Of course there's documents.
- 32:04Speaker 1: But it's not them spying. It's legal files about a
- 32:08Speaker 1: fucking investigation he was involved in. It's not them spying.
- 32:12Speaker 4: Well, that's are you talking about the Freddie PP stuff? Yeah.
- 32:15Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:15Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that's because that was he was swindled. He
- 32:18Speaker 4: was conned. So that's a case that directly involves him. So,
- 32:21Speaker 4: of course, yeah, there's documentation of that. He's a witness.
- 32:24Speaker 4: He's a whatever. I think that I just don't I
- 32:26Speaker 4: don't think that I think beyond that, it's all it's honorary.
- 32:30Speaker 4: I don't think that he I think it's a mix,
- 32:33Speaker 4: you know.
- 32:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure it's a mix, but a mix is
- 32:37Speaker 1: still a mix. And if it's a mix, part of
- 32:40Speaker 1: that mix is Elvis was a cop. I just, I
- 32:43Speaker 1: get really frustrated when it comes to Occam's razor because
- 32:47Speaker 1: people will throw Occam's razor in my face whenever it's convenient.
- 32:51Speaker 1: But in a moment like this, Elvis got a DEA badge.
- 32:55Speaker 1: What's the most likely outcome of that? What's the most
- 32:58Speaker 1: likely explanation? What's the explanation that requires the fewest leaps
- 33:02Speaker 1: in logic? So Elvis got a DEA badge because Elvis
- 33:05Speaker 1: was DEA.
- 33:06Speaker 4: Yeah, but he didn't go through the training. How do
- 33:09Speaker 4: you know? He didn't become like, he wasn't being sent
- 33:12Speaker 4: out on operations.
- 33:14Speaker 1: How do you know that? He visited the Nixon White
- 33:17Speaker 1: House in December 1970. Go look at Elvis's career timelines.
- 33:23Speaker 1: He does nothing for the next year and a half
- 33:27Speaker 1: and then finally gets his DEA badge like a year
- 33:29Speaker 1: and a half later. What was he doing in between
- 33:33Speaker 1: those two things that he finally got that badge that
- 33:36Speaker 1: he asked for a year and a half earlier? What
- 33:39Speaker 1: was happening?
- 33:39Speaker 4: There's a point in the Elvis conspiracy special where they
- 33:42Speaker 4: ask somebody, you know, does he go visit or did
- 33:45Speaker 4: he ever visit so-and-so? Did he take a year off
- 33:49Speaker 4: to do this or that? And someone's like, no, he
- 33:51Speaker 4: was always under the public eye. He wouldn't have been
- 33:53Speaker 4: able to do any of this stuff. And I agree
- 33:55Speaker 4: with that. I don't I think that him visiting the
- 33:58Speaker 4: Nixon White House is proof of exactly nothing. Celebrities visit presidents.
- 34:03Speaker 4: I and I don't dispute the letter he wrote to
- 34:05Speaker 4: Nixon where he said, delusionally says that he has an
- 34:09Speaker 4: in with youth culture in the 1970s. How did he not?
- 34:12Speaker 4: Nobody had less of an in with youth culture in
- 34:15Speaker 4: the 1970s than Elvis Presley. Youth in the 1970s?
- 34:17Speaker 1: You don't fucking know that. And what? How would he
- 34:20Speaker 1: not have an in? You honestly... Okay. Do you think
- 34:24Speaker 1: if Taylor Swift wrote a fucking letter to the president
- 34:28Speaker 1: and was like, look, I'll spy on motherfuckers for you.
- 34:31Speaker 1: I love this country that much. You think they'd be like... Okay,
- 34:36Speaker 1: thank you, Ms. Swift, for your offer, but we got this.
- 34:39Speaker 3: Fuck no.
- 34:41Speaker 1: They would absolutely take her up on that. And they
- 34:44Speaker 1: would absolutely, especially at the dawn of the war on drugs,
- 34:49Speaker 1: Nixon announced the war on drugs and Elvis said, immediately
- 34:53Speaker 1: swings into action and offers to help. And you honestly
- 34:56Speaker 1: think the American government would say no? Why?
- 34:59Speaker 4: He lists, I don't think the American government would say no.
- 35:03Speaker 4: I just, I don't think that he would be effective
- 35:06Speaker 4: in any way. I don't, he talks about the SDS
- 35:08Speaker 4: and the Black Panthers trusting him. No, they fucking wouldn't.
- 35:12Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
- 35:13Speaker 1: Okay, he was delusional about that, but that's not who
- 35:16Speaker 1: he went after.
- 35:17Speaker 4: Yeah, no, he went after the fraternity. the comic book
- 35:22Speaker 4: organized crime syndicate.
- 35:24Speaker 1: They exist. I mean, they were a real thing.
- 35:27Speaker 4: Yeah, and if they.
- 35:29Speaker 1: I don't know why that's a comic book.
- 35:32Speaker 4: Just the way it's described, it's the 30 or 40
- 35:35Speaker 4: best con men in the world.
- 35:37Speaker 3: Maybe it is.
- 35:38Speaker 4: I'm not denying they exist. I'm just saying that I
- 35:41Speaker 4: don't know if I trust this Luc Dion guy as
- 35:43Speaker 4: some kind of authority. They say he's a Quebec political advisor.
- 35:48Speaker 1: There's FBI files about that whole investigation.
- 35:51Speaker 4: Well, clearly you've done research that I haven't done. I'm
- 35:55Speaker 4: just saying based on the information provided in these specials,
- 35:59Speaker 4: it all just seems like a lot of contradictory, confusing stuff,
- 36:05Speaker 4: which is, yeah, I think that's intentional. It's subterfuge. I
- 36:08Speaker 4: just think Elvis was a narc. Sure. Was he some
- 36:13Speaker 4: kind of secret agent? No, I think it's more likely
- 36:16Speaker 4: that he testified against these guys and out of fear
- 36:21Speaker 4: of reprisals went into hiding you.
- 36:24Speaker 1: Are saying essentially the same thing yeah.
- 36:27Speaker 4: I just think that when we start pointing at a
- 36:29Speaker 4: bunch of stuff people are grabbing shit and running all
- 36:32Speaker 4: the way to the fucking end zone.
- 36:34Speaker 3: With it i have a question about the badges though
- 36:37Speaker 3: and adam it seems like you probably know this or
- 36:39Speaker 3: at least have more research on this Was he collecting
- 36:43Speaker 3: badges from different agencies or was he targeting ones like
- 36:46Speaker 3: the DEA one? Because I think that says a lot
- 36:48Speaker 3: more about his state of mind. If he just loved
- 36:50Speaker 3: law enforcement and was collecting badges like check-in badges on Yelp,
- 36:54Speaker 3: then he's just a collector. But if he was like,
- 36:56Speaker 3: I only want this DEA one and I only want
- 36:58Speaker 3: this California narcotics one.
- 37:01Speaker 1: All of his badges were drug related, every single one.
- 37:04Speaker 1: And when he wrote this letter to Nixon, one of
- 37:07Speaker 1: the things they mentioned is, or one of the things
- 37:10Speaker 1: he mentioned is, that he had been nominated one of
- 37:13Speaker 1: the outstanding young men for 1971. And I was like,
- 37:16Speaker 1: what the fuck does that mean? And I looked into it.
- 37:18Speaker 1: For one, George Bush is the one who awarded him
- 37:21Speaker 1: that certificate. So now it's a conspiracy. George Bush.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Interesting.
- 37:25Speaker 4: But you know what? Say no more.
- 37:28Speaker 1: But he also got that nomination. He was sponsored for
- 37:33Speaker 1: it by the former sheriff of Memphis, for his work
- 37:38Speaker 1: in the field of drugs. So what was Elvis doing
- 37:43Speaker 1: in the field of drugs that the same sheriff who
- 37:47Speaker 1: nominated him for this award, who also escorted him to
- 37:50Speaker 1: FBI headquarters to offer his assistance there, what did Elvis
- 37:55Speaker 1: do in the field of drugs to get on the
- 37:58Speaker 1: sheriff of Memphis is good side. And that's all right
- 38:02Speaker 1: before he starts going out and requesting DEA badges. I
- 38:06Speaker 1: feel like he was doing side hustle cop shit before
- 38:10Speaker 1: he even approached the white house.
- 38:11Speaker 3: That's interesting because if he's just a law enforcement fan broadly,
- 38:16Speaker 3: then it'd be like, Oh, I want an NYPD badge.
- 38:19Speaker 3: I want an LAPD. Like he wants badges from different things.
- 38:21Speaker 3: But the fact that he's targeting these particular, I think
- 38:27Speaker 3: it says a lot about at least how he viewed himself.
- 38:30Speaker 4: He has a focus for sure. What is exactly again,
- 38:35Speaker 4: you're coming at this with so much more information than
- 38:37Speaker 4: I am, Adam. I so much of this was frustrating
- 38:40Speaker 4: for me to watch because it felt like there wasn't
- 38:43Speaker 4: any clear context to most of it. It was a
- 38:46Speaker 4: lot of little bits of information and a lot of
- 38:49Speaker 4: conjectures and assumptions made about that information that I didn't
- 38:52Speaker 4: see any other groundwork on. And then occasionally something would
- 38:54Speaker 4: be referenced where I would be like, okay, but you
- 38:56Speaker 4: didn't talk about that. And this person has a different
- 38:59Speaker 4: story than that person. So it was frustrating for me.
- 39:03Speaker 4: But what I don't know and what I'm curious about
- 39:05Speaker 4: then is what the fuck exactly was Elvis's problem with weed?
- 39:09Speaker 4: Why did he want to aid this shit so much?
- 39:14Speaker 1: I think Elvis... In his mind was just a patriot.
- 39:18Speaker 1: I think people underestimate how much Elvis loved law enforcement
- 39:23Speaker 1: and how much he loved his country. And he says
- 39:26Speaker 1: it right in that letter. These people view you as
- 39:29Speaker 1: the establishment. but I view you as America. And I
- 39:33Speaker 1: think when Nixon made that announcement about the war on drugs,
- 39:37Speaker 1: I think something went off in Elvis's head. And he
- 39:39Speaker 1: was like, shit, everyone around me is doing drugs. I
- 39:43Speaker 1: bet I can fucking help with that. And what's interesting
- 39:46Speaker 1: to me is one, Elvis didn't do illegal drugs. We
- 39:49Speaker 1: know he did a ton of drugs, but do we
- 39:52Speaker 1: know he did a ton of drugs? Because all the
- 39:54Speaker 1: prescription stuff kind of starts after he starts reaching out,
- 39:58Speaker 1: trying to get DEA badges. And on the second Elvis episode,
- 40:03Speaker 1: I covered this ABC 2020 report from back, after he died. 1978,
- 40:08Speaker 1: I think it came out. And hosted by Geraldo Rivera,
- 40:12Speaker 1: so I don't trust it a bit. But one thing
- 40:16Speaker 1: that's interesting is the whole focus of that report is
- 40:21Speaker 1: how Elvis had all these doctors around him who were
- 40:24Speaker 1: writing prescriptions illegally.
- 40:26Speaker 3: Well, that sounds familiar.
- 40:28Speaker 1: What are the chances that was one of the things
- 40:32Speaker 1: Elvis was looking into? Instead of Elvis... Because... I know
- 40:36Speaker 1: this part sounds fucking nuts and I don't know how
- 40:38Speaker 1: much I trust it, but there are people in different
- 40:41Speaker 1: Elvis biographies, people in his inner circle who swear he
- 40:45Speaker 1: would pretend to be high, but not really be high.
- 40:49Speaker 1: And it was like he was just spying on the room.
- 40:52Speaker 1: One of his stepbrothers talks about how Elvis could be
- 40:56Speaker 1: talking to you and reading someone's lips across the room.
- 41:00Speaker 1: He just had this ability to know everything that was
- 41:04Speaker 1: happening in the room. And I think it's because he
- 41:06Speaker 1: just got off on cop shit.
- 41:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 41:09Speaker 1: Oh, ACAB includes Elvis. Don't get me wrong.
- 41:11Speaker 4: ACAB includes Elvis. Absolutely.
- 41:13Speaker 3: For real.
- 41:13Speaker 1: But I think you can't underestimate that part. I think
- 41:17Speaker 1: Elvis was just fascinated with law enforcement. There's a story
- 41:22Speaker 1: out there. You can Google Elvis Hamburger James.
- 41:25Speaker 3: What?
- 41:26Speaker 4: Yeah. Wait, like the comedian hamburger? What? Never mind. Never mind.
- 41:31Speaker 3: Hamburger.
- 41:31Speaker 4: Hamburger.