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Dirty Little Secret: A Guy Says He Has The Perfect Cheat Code To Keeping A Woman Happy! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Comment you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret mixed one or two
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  Speaker 2: point nine and Billy a Kid, Candice Slow Pas producer
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  Speaker 2: Phoo is here and if you have one, you let
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  Speaker 2: us know at eight three three seven eight seven one
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  Speaker 2: o two nine. Okay, big secret, little secret, whatever you
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  Speaker 2: got now you have one?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: So I swear like I've cracked the code to like
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  Speaker 1: keeping a woman happy or I can't say all went,
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  Speaker 1: but at least my.
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  Speaker 2: Girlfriend really right, yes, okay, what because we need to
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  Speaker 2: know this poo and I definitely need to know this.
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: It's very simple, very stupid simple, and I honestly don't
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  Speaker 1: know why, like a lot you know, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: more guys don't do it. So I seen my girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: like good morning text every single day and that's it.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: The heck great a good morning. It is a It
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  Speaker 2: is a good thing. Yeah, but what's the secret about that?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean guys do that like you know,
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  Speaker 2: I've done that before and really and Candace you do
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  Speaker 2: that right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And Eric does that for you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, there's a twist.
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  Speaker 1: There's a towist.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing I've never missed a single day, a
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  Speaker 1: single morning for over a year, never missed, not once.
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  Speaker 3: That's impressive exactly.
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  Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm hungover, or if I'm on a work trip
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  Speaker 1: halfway across the country, or if i'm dada sleep red
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  Speaker 1: eye from like a flight. But what she doesn't know,
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  Speaker 1: and here's the secret. Every Sunday night, I sit down
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  Speaker 1: in I schedule a week's worth of good morning text schedule.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean you schedule them? You can do that?
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  Speaker 3: I guess yes.
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  Speaker 1: I scheduled good morning text with a few hards, some
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  Speaker 1: cute mo jesus too, like you know something about coffee sunshine,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm done seven days relationship points locked in and loaded.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this is brilliant. This is once again, let me
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  Speaker 3: say it.
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  Speaker 2: Real man of genius.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah it was on that update.
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  Speaker 3: It was of the Apple.
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  Speaker 4: You have an iPhone, right, okayphones?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you sit down on Sundays and you write
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  Speaker 2: out your good morning texts for the week. They're all
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  Speaker 2: different than you schedule them to send every day at
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  Speaker 2: a certain time.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. She thinks you just came up with that every
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  Speaker 4: morning and took the time.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. And she has no idea. This is amazing. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't even know you could. How do you do it? Candas?
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  Speaker 3: You don't.
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  Speaker 4: I just looked it up. No, I've never done it.
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  Speaker 4: Hit the plus okay on your like if you go
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  Speaker 4: into type of message, hit the plus and then there's
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  Speaker 4: a thing that says send later.
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  Speaker 3: You see the blue.
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  Speaker 4: Clock, type it, yeah, and put the time and.
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  Speaker 3: Day that you want to schedule everything.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, game changer. I'm about to text you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I'm scheduling your happy birthday text right now, Cannas. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm never forgetting.
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  Speaker 3: Anything every next summer. This is brilliant.
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  Speaker 2: No, it is just if I some tragic happens and
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  Speaker 2: you get it, don't freak out.
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  Speaker 3: I call it.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, guys, I call it. I call it like you know,
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  Speaker 1: maintenance romance.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's efficient, it's effective, it's undetectable, and you have
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  Speaker 1: to mix it up.
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  Speaker 3: You can't keep it the same. It's got to be
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  Speaker 3: mixed up.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're throwing some you know. I hope you
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  Speaker 1: have a great daybabe with a heart moji. I can't
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  Speaker 1: wait to see you tonight with the kissy face e mojus,
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  Speaker 1: Like you know, but.
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  Speaker 4: Also don't send it at seven o'clock am on the dot.
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  Speaker 4: You're probably gonna have to do seven o' two here
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  Speaker 4: and there, seven four.
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  Speaker 3: Six fifty eight. Yeah, but I don't I love it.
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  Speaker 3: I think, why don't you like it? Why don't you
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  Speaker 3: like it?
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  Speaker 4: Because I want to think that you're thinking of me
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  Speaker 4: every day at that time, and you're coming up with
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  Speaker 4: the sentiment every day I am thinking of you though,
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  Speaker 4: instead of like cramming.
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  Speaker 3: I am thinking of your birthday. It's just in October now,
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking about.
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  Speaker 2: It or November or whatever. Okay, so this is good.
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  Speaker 2: So you do this, and but here's the key she has.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody can tell if you've pre scheduled the text.
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  Speaker 4: No, okay, okay, yeah, because sometimes back in the day,
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  Speaker 4: like a person I was with who was being shady,
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  Speaker 4: was supposed to text me when he got home, right
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  Speaker 4: and I would remember be like, oh, well he forgot
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  Speaker 4: where was he?
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  Speaker 3: How did he not text me?
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  Speaker 1: See?
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  Speaker 4: This is shady business.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't like it.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying, like, if I if I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 1: text a girl when I get home, I could just
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  Speaker 1: schedule it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I don't like that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like this just got home so triggered.
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  Speaker 3: Now, psive technology can be used for evil. No, that's true,
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  Speaker 3: So you can't. You can't assume everybody's use it for
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  Speaker 3: good for good.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm just saying everyone else, don't get a shady idea.
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  Speaker 3: He's the best boyfriend ever is. And I also think
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  Speaker 3: about this.
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  Speaker 1: You just had to fight that night, right, how how.
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  Speaker 3: Good would it be the next morning? Look up to
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  Speaker 3: a good morning text.
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  Speaker 1: You know he's not mad at you and you guys
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  Speaker 1: are good right then and there.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good point. You might have to edit some
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  Speaker 3: of these text though, too.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you might forget and then you're like, wait,
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  Speaker 4: we're gonna fight. Why did I just text you hey, beautiful?
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  Speaker 3: You know what? And then she's like, you got to
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  Speaker 3: switch it up.
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  Speaker 2: And then she's like, look, even in a fight, he
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  Speaker 2: still calls me beautiful and sweet.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, this is brilliant.
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing it like, well, he's confessing that he was wrong.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing it good. You know what I'm doing it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing it a little bit different.
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  Speaker 2: I'm already I'm pre scheduling text to Pooh that he
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  Speaker 2: messed up, because I know he's going to so I'm
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  Speaker 2: just going to pre schedule him. Oh yeah, for like
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow six oh five. Why aren't you here yet, I'll
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  Speaker 2: just hit there we go. I scheduled it so it'll
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  Speaker 2: hit you tomorrow morning that you're late. Pooh see, this
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  Speaker 2: is brilliant. You can do this with everything. Yes, I
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  Speaker 2: I already scheduled Candae's birthday text for the next twenty years.
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  Speaker 3: Sir, Thank you so much. I appreciate your insight.
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  Speaker 2: And listen, you just helped a lot of guys all
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  Speaker 2: over all over Texas right now.
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  Speaker 1: Good look man, good luck guys.
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  Speaker 3: Do you appreciate that? How many guys you think are
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  Speaker 3: doing it right now? Oh yeah,