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BONUS: It’s Not About The Pasta! VPR OG Episode Breakdown · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, my love, Welcome to the gift. Then La la
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  Speaker 1: bonus episode we got into the AMA right and I
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  Speaker 1: mean happy first Monday of the month, Happy first Monday
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  Speaker 1: of the bond. It's the first of the month. I
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  Speaker 1: love that you know that I was obsessed with bone
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  Speaker 1: thugs and harmony and who wasn't. So you guys know
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  Speaker 1: this is when we recap an og episode of vander
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  Speaker 1: Pump Roules. So Jessica asked, you, guys, what episode you
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  Speaker 1: wanted us to break down? And of course you chose
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  Speaker 1: it's not about the Bosa, So I rewatched it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it was I have not rewatched. That was a wild
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  Speaker 1: How were you feeling?
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  Speaker 2: Because there are a lot of things that you were
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  Speaker 2: doing then that you would never do not I that's
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  Speaker 2: not my boss.
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  Speaker 1: That is not my boss.
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  Speaker 3: And you have said that you don't go back and
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  Speaker 3: watch episodes that you've been drinking in.
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  Speaker 4: So how was it going?
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  Speaker 1: It's all a big trigger to be sitting up at
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  Speaker 1: this restaurant being like, I'm gonna have a vodka soda?
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  Speaker 1: What coming?
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  Speaker 4: Double double?
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  Speaker 1: What is going on? I was so triggering? And why
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  Speaker 1: is my voice so different back then?
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  Speaker 4: Day?
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  Speaker 1: You look like a baby too, like an octave hire
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  Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, mine was too though, Okay, if you
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  Speaker 1: can imagine No. Number one. It was triggering because I
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  Speaker 1: just was annoyed at my own self. I was just like,
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  Speaker 1: this person is very young and stupid. Clearly I was
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  Speaker 1: triggered by the drinking. James is a dick, I missed
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  Speaker 1: the ogs, and Jack's Taylor is a fool. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I gathered. I didn't realize how Kelsey came about.
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  Speaker 2: I thought Kelsey, I know, we'll get into it, but
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  Speaker 2: I thought Kelsey was his therapist to begin with.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize she was a reiki healer that he
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  Speaker 1: then decided to hire. And the things he said. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh god, yeah, anyway, no good, no, no good.
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  Speaker 1: All around you look. Yeah, you look like a baby.
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  Speaker 1: You have that like baby face. I think I was
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  Speaker 1: like twenty six, which I mean I used to say,
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  Speaker 1: once you hit twenty five, I feel like your frontal
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  Speaker 1: lobe is formed and you can go out into the
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  Speaker 1: world and kill it. Honestly, I changed my mind. I
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  Speaker 1: think a solid thirty until you hit thirty you're a child. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And for men, I think it's like forty five. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: for men, it's like a sixty five right for men.
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  Speaker 1: They never reached the actual age of being mature individuals.
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  Speaker 3: Agree, No, I agree, But then you guys kind of
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  Speaker 3: we don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 4: You guys throw us through loops, so.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know which way to not really though, not really,
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty it's pretty pretty freaking easy, and you make
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  Speaker 1: it difficult. And then look at us and think, I
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  Speaker 1: wonder why she's gone insane. Maybe because you're an asshole.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're insensitive.
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  Speaker 4: We just need to be forty five.
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  Speaker 1: Just wait, you all need to kind of just disappear. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I got interviewed at the at the premiere party, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you know, it's actually a really great
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  Speaker 1: time for chicks, you know, because we just keep elevating,
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  Speaker 1: we become more powerful. It was about me, like like
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  Speaker 1: going in and thinking about having a baby on my own.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, and the men just keep getting more
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  Speaker 1: bottom of the barrel, like they keep getting shittier while
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  Speaker 1: we keep getting better, And there will be a day
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  Speaker 1: where we have no use for you anymore. I just
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  Speaker 1: said that to Kyle. I said, we're gonna we can
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  Speaker 1: make fake meat.
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  Speaker 2: You don't think we can make fake sperm that's coming
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  Speaker 2: not fake, but like engineered sperm. I gotta say, at
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  Speaker 2: the end of the day, I don't want to live.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to be so fucked up with me
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  Speaker 2: to say I don't want to live in a world
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  Speaker 2: with no men.
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  Speaker 4: You guys would have I don't either.
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  Speaker 1: I don't either.
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  Speaker 4: Careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
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  Speaker 1: That's very true. That's very true. I think about all
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  Speaker 1: the things I wished for in the past, and I'm like, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I got exactly what I wanted, but in a very
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  Speaker 1: different way than I thought I got it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if I wanted the way I
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  Speaker 3: got it anyway.
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  Speaker 1: No, I love the man's. I love a man's tall,
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  Speaker 1: dark and handsome, lick me from head to toe, moving on,
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  Speaker 1: give me all the things for real. I know it
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  Speaker 1: seems like I'm a man hater. I am a man lover.
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  Speaker 1: There's just other people him. No, that's actually not true.
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  Speaker 1: I don't hate them at all. I smell bullshit from
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  Speaker 1: a mile away. But I love the man's And actually,
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  Speaker 1: I think of every dude that I've ever dated, and
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  Speaker 1: there's not there's literally whatever, every single one who I
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  Speaker 1: claim has been great. It's just the timing's off. Like
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  Speaker 1: you did X, Y and Z, but like I also
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  Speaker 1: did X, Y and Z, and it's because you were young,
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  Speaker 1: and it's because I was maybe immature and a little insecure,
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  Speaker 1: you know. But all the dudes that I've been involved
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  Speaker 1: with top notch, top notch and great a meat. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you what great a meat? What did you
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  Speaker 1: guys think of the episode? Did we get a lot
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  Speaker 1: of comments?
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  Speaker 2: Lots of comments, A lot of the same questions which
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited to dive into. I loved the episode. I
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  Speaker 2: loved seeing the ogs. It was so weird to see
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  Speaker 2: you like drinking. Honestly, just the drinking was weird because
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  Speaker 2: everything else was pretty spot on.
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  Speaker 1: You like standing up for yourself.
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  Speaker 2: What you said to James at the bar, where you're like,
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  Speaker 2: I need a friendship where I can feel safe. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: there she is. Yes, that's right. Can I be safe
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  Speaker 2: in this friendship? And he was like yes, it's like
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  Speaker 2: there you were. The Only thing that was weird is
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  Speaker 2: he said some asshole things and then you didn't immediately
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  Speaker 2: jump down his throat.
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  Speaker 1: I was shot at you say again, well he's in mind,
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  Speaker 1: I have my baby, and she decided I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to watch on my phone, she decided to sit down
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  Speaker 1: next to me, and you know, she's a sponge, so
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't watch the entire episode, but clearly I was there.
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  Speaker 1: If you remind me what this episode entailed, because season six,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, season six was the season that I came
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  Speaker 1: in and earned my place.
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  Speaker 4: It seemed like that too, the way the ogs were
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  Speaker 4: even talking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like season four was rough, season five
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  Speaker 1: was even rougher. Season six is where I came in
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  Speaker 1: and I finally felt like, Okay, I found my footing,
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  Speaker 1: I've earned my place here and I had a really
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  Speaker 1: great season, and that's when the audience kind of shifted
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  Speaker 1: their mindset about me as well. You say that, so
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  Speaker 1: it here's my question.
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  Speaker 2: You said you earned your place season six mentally, did
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  Speaker 2: you feel like it was a tough one of the
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  Speaker 2: tougher seasons for you or did you feel empowered?
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  Speaker 1: And like, because I felt I felt very empowered. I
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  Speaker 1: felt like I could finally talk about the relationship that
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  Speaker 1: I was in at the time. I felt like people
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  Speaker 1: were starting to accept me and they had kind of
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  Speaker 1: owned they're they're wrongdoing and having us not really ever. Connect. No,
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  Speaker 1: it was a great It was a great season obviously.
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  Speaker 1: Then you cut to like season ten where I'm really
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  Speaker 1: hitting different and season six is like whatever I loved.
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  Speaker 1: I loved filming season six.
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  Speaker 2: You he said, so James at the table said some
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  Speaker 2: and I know we'll break this down however you want.
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  Speaker 2: But you asked me, he said some shit that I
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  Speaker 2: I he said.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna see what I want to leave out.
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  Speaker 2: He said, blah blah blah, and then he said, the
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  Speaker 2: person you're dating at the time, he said, is just going.
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  Speaker 1: To be done with you and on to the next
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  Speaker 1: I mean, is he a psychic? Is he a psychic?
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  Speaker 4: I think he was talking out of his ass and
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  Speaker 4: the ship it stuck.
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  Speaker 1: But you didn't.
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  Speaker 2: You made on his throat at the moment. You were
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  Speaker 2: like this, You were like, what is going on in that?
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  Speaker 1: I was a little confused by what he was saying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't and immediately jumped down his throat. I'm
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  Speaker 1: actually thrilled that he spoke that into the atmosphere because
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  Speaker 1: that was the first time I felt that we started
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  Speaker 1: manifesting getting rid of this person at some point in time, right,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he manifested a new young blonde great love.
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  Speaker 1: It probably didn't love hearing it at the time, but
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  Speaker 1: it was like James Kennedy started manifesting that so that
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  Speaker 1: I could be done and come into my own at
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  Speaker 1: some point. So I'm actually very grateful that he spoke
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  Speaker 1: that into the atmosphere. But I knew I knew James,
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  Speaker 1: and it was like, Okay, you've been drinking, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to jump down your throat immediately. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to take a beat and kind of like regroup, say
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  Speaker 1: what I need to say, and then I need to
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  Speaker 1: make an exit because right now this is where La
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  Speaker 1: La could get physical with you. When I was a drinker,
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  Speaker 1: it was unpredictable behavior. I have never that I can
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  Speaker 1: recall gotten physical with someone in my right frame of mind.
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  Speaker 1: But Lola, when she's drinking, could absolutely see rage and
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  Speaker 1: just like attack you really, and I'm skinny and scrappy
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  Speaker 1: as fuck. You got those nails and I got the
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: nails and I'm quick, yeah, yeah, great, like I'm swinging
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  Speaker 1: and then bolting. Oh okay, so and then I'm kaoing
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  Speaker 1: your fucking ash. That's what's happening.
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  Speaker 4: Coward is what we call it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a coward. I can remember one time I
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  Speaker 1: got physical with someone and it was scary for them. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: scary for them. Yes, it was a man wow and
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  Speaker 1: he was terrified of me. And then I got thrown
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  Speaker 1: into the backseat of a truck as the cops rolled in.
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  Speaker 1: And I never went back to that place, no way ever.
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  Speaker 1: But you were wasted, wasted on that note, were you
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: with Easan? Can you ask this because you were talking
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  Speaker 1: about this in the car, about her drinking, and you
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  Speaker 1: were like, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I was very surprised because I was asking how you
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  Speaker 4: hold your shit together? Have no idea that you were.
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  Speaker 1: At the table with James the table or no. No,
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  Speaker 1: we always pregamed and fun fact, you know how it
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  Speaker 1: shows that I leave. We I don't leave. They wrap
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  Speaker 1: up filming, we go next door to this bar called
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: the Diamond. Get fucked you and James and Logan. Yeah,
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: so you guys made before I even left? Really wow? Okay,
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: so you were fucked up though, and they didn't you know,
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say here's the thing, you know when I'm
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: fucked up? Okay, very fucked up. Same season where I'm
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: at Peter's birthday party and I'm screaming at Sena and
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: it's when Schwartzy calls Sena a bootleg Kardashian and I'm like,
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: I'm done. Like that's oh we started early like this
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: morning that was this morning dress.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: I want to flip that and just text that to
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: so many people that enough, I am done.
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  Speaker 1: I've had it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just start using that when you and mom pop off.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna start texting that to my mom. That's
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  Speaker 1: left up bla lah. Okay, the one it looked like
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  Speaker 1: you had together, well, it looked like you were angry.
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  Speaker 1: It was the pitch of my voice that you could
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: tell her she's a little drunkie. But where I was
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: in that scene with James about the pasta, that was
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  Speaker 1: like we were pretty lit, but we weren't like we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be blackout pretty soon. Right right that you went
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: over to the Diamond, the Dime, the Dime. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure that night we probably went to
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  Speaker 1: like sur and continued the party.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let me ask you, do you remember when you
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: watch these scenes? Do you remember them like you can
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  Speaker 2: feel what you felt in that moment, or are you like.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even remember walking in that door.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember you do. Yeah. I it was very
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: rare that I ever blacked out because I usually ended
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: up puking before I blacked out.
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  Speaker 4: Really, I always got blackout family, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like never. I can't think of really any
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  Speaker 1: time that I blacked out because I get very sick
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: before I can black out. Oh you mean because you
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: get sick, you can't black out to get them. Yeah,
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: well I have to stop drinking. It's like we're vomiting now.
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  Speaker 4: My body gets tired before my mind.
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  Speaker 3: Now how it's usually your mind goes to bad and
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  Speaker 3: your body keeps going.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know what some of the questions are. Yeah,
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: we've got a lot of good ones.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this is a very common one, and I want
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  Speaker 2: you to put this to rest because you were asked
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: this on the tour as well when we did that
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  Speaker 2: give them while a tour.
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  Speaker 1: Is pasta code for anything? Legit? Question? Was there a
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: secret meaning for pasta? You guys? So many people asked me,
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  Speaker 1: like they thought for so long that I did all
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: of Raquel's cocaine. They thought it was like a secret
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  Speaker 1: code word for cocaine. They were like Pasta's blow. They're
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: upset because Lala did all of Rauquel and James's blow
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, what, no, no, right. I wrote about
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  Speaker 1: this in my book. Okay, okay. Producers wanted something else
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  Speaker 1: brought up. I did not feel comfortable about bringing that up.
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  Speaker 1: So what did I do? I tried to just say
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  Speaker 1: something to kind of steer in a different direction, which
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: was we ate off all of Raquel's pasta, and she
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  Speaker 1: didn't give us permission, and I thought we were going
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  Speaker 1: to laugh it off. And something else was, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we were going to change the trajectory of the conversation
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  Speaker 1: away from where they wanted it to go. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: feel right about having it go where they wanted it
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  Speaker 1: to go, and it went an even more chaotic and
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  Speaker 1: better direction.
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  Speaker 2: It was a better direction. So you brought James didn't
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  Speaker 2: know you were going to talk about pasta.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I smoked an entire blunt and Raquel
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  Speaker 1: was working and said you can have some of my
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: food while I'm working, and I ate it all. I
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: was camped outside on this. It used to be there's
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: like tables there now, but it used to be where
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  Speaker 1: it was just benches and tiny little tables, and she
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: was popping in and out and taking bites and I'm
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: here stoned as a motherfucker. Yeah, and I just ate
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing. Okay, Well that leads out it was
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  Speaker 1: pasta that leads us into this. So it was pasta.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't cocaine. Let me be very clear. I've never
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: done cocaine in my entire life. Okay. I have smoked
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: weed and I did mushrooms one time when I first
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: moved out to La. It was freaking awesome. I stared
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: at a tree for a few hours and sobbed because
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, it's breathing and it's making it so
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: I can breathe. And it had lights wrapped around, not
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: like the exterior, but you know when they wrap like
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: the trunk. And it was like I he blue and
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I was. And then this guy popped up behind it
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: and he was like whoa. And then he moved and
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: I go, no, go back. Then he sat there like
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: this was he real? He was real? I think it
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: was real. I think he was real. Twist he was not.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: He did not exist.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: I was about to say, was he also on these shrooms?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: No?
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: It was with me and Danny and we ate an
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: edible and took shrooms. It was at our friend Eli's
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: house and it was awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And we were like in swimsuits all day and
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: having drinks and it was just like not a care
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: in the world, Like what do we have to deal with? What?
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: We got bills to pay and rent? But that ain't today, bitch.
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  Speaker 1: So we're vibing, vibing, so fun, so fun. I didn't
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: have a child to wake me up. I didn't have
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: to worry about thinking about getting your people into schools,
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: were dance class at three. It was just like, let's
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  Speaker 1: get fucked up because we ain't got to work tonight.
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  Speaker 1: It's a different kind of fun nowadays. But yes, the
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: kind of fun that they say is fun, and it
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  Speaker 1: is like it's just a new kind of fun. I'm like,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: it's not a new kind of fun. It's called it's
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: just not fun anymore. Thank you for.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Keeping that honest, because moms will be like it's a
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  Speaker 2: new kind of fun, and in the back it doesn't seem.
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  Speaker 1: Like, fuck off, it ain't fun no more. Okay, it's
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: we have responsibilities and it's not that fun. Is it
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: great that I can be like, pack up, I'm gonna
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: take everyone on like a fantastic vacation. Yes, but it's
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: just not the way it used to be. Okay, way
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: more fun packing my shit to go with some rich
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: fucking guy who I didn't need to sleep with, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, way more fun, okay, because he's got the responsibilities, right,
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  Speaker 1: he's got to go figure out how to pay for
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: it all. Not me. I'm going back to Olympic and
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: howser after this baby. Nine hundred dollars a month in rent,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: that's a amazing for two people. It was nine hundred each,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: but for two bedrooms. Ms. Can you ask and anyone
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: who hears that and is like, that's pretty pricey and
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: you to la prices are a ship show.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a shit show that leads us into
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: because you said, you know, you ate her pasta, a
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: lot of questions saying was Raquel just as upset about
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: the pasta?
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Raquel was stoned and drunk too. She was not. She
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: didn't care. It was a night at sir you guys,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: no one cared about anything. And guess what we eat
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: for free? Yeah, Raquel didn't even remember that she ordered pasta. Okay,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: we were all just having a good time. But I
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: understood where James was coming from. He's like, this is
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: symbolic to you bully my girlfriend because you don't like her.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: And we didn't like her. Yeah, we we tolerated her.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: But can I tell you Raquel would come over in
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: six inch heels and miniskirts to my apartment just to
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: like chill. And I was very kind, okay. I gave
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: her cozy sweatpants. They were usually floods on her because
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: her legs went to the sky. I gave her blinkies
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: like I made her comfortable, okay. Even though I didn't
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: dig her that much, I treated her kindly until it
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: just got to be hard.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder why.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I do wonder why? A very sweet how James defended her. Yeah,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: a lot of.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: That episode, but we both.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Took an L in the scene if we flash, But
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: again he manifested for me. So I'm I was gonna.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Say, it is not an L for you.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: No, Oh, I stay winning. I don't know how that happens.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Even when you think I took the L, I'm like, no, no, no,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: give it a minute. Score is not settled yet, and
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: then I always come out winning. Wild if you want
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: to wild? How many people are gonna hate me right now.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: I don't think at all this woman is annoying. You know.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: That's what the bonus episodes are for.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: It's for special ship like my horn. Yes, a lot
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: of people what kind of pasta was it?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Was it? Angel hair? Was it? No? It was like
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: they're like snow pea pasta. So it was like a
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: yummy like butter, like a buttery sauce noodle. What is
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: a thick noodle that's long like spaghetti? But it's a
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: fetta chini noodle. But it wasn't an alfredo though, No,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: but but it wasn't fetichini alfredo. It was not. It
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: was just fetta chini with a different sauce. I know,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I know what you mean. But most people are like
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: they think fetted chini and the oh it's alfredo sauce.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: You think spaghetti, you think of red sauce. Oh okay,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: like a buttery sauce. That sounds delicious.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: It was good, fantastic, But I only I only get
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: down with alfredo sauce.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: You do love a cream to the feet between her legs.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: By the way, me.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Too, though, like Schwartzy hates hates anything that's like creamy,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: and he hates mayo and so when he messed up
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Season ten, I wanted to say, you have to eat
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: a Costco size tub of mayo, and you can't take
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: it home with you have to eat it in front
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: of him. I'm sick. I'm sick that he hates creamy stuff. Yeah,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm from Utah. Give me all the mayo, ever,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: all the mayo?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Do you know that fetichini alfredo is not some addition Italy.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: It's like you you, it shouldn't be.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: It's not even good.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: It's an American iceed. Yeah, it's not. It feels American
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: as it gets. Of course it does give me like
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: capers and like all of the like tomato sauce that
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: is not from this prey Go Prego. I'm sorry. I
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: like fresh. Yeah. This is why I eat out though, Yeah,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: because the home cooked takes too much time for me, right,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: and I would rather just have someone else, a professional
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Your mom's a good cook, though, she's a good cook.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: We're switching that up, right when you Yeah?
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, every time every time Lisa cooks, I'm always upset
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: she doesn't cook more.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: That's true, she's really good. I don't know. I assume
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: she's good. Anytime.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: It's just like, she's really good, and I've never eaten
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: a thing.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Of hers in my life.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: She's only made three things.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: But I come over and it smells good.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: A lot of questions asking was this before this fight?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Before or after you and James hooked up?
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Do you remember what season? Did you get after?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: It was after? It was after? Okay, okay, good to know.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Well we made out a lot season four. Then we
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the finale episode where I look like a drunk shit seal.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: That was my first episode watching you drinking.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Literally it's the finale episode. I'm hammered. Okay, I met.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I get invited by the skin of my teeth to
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Katie and Schwartz's engagement party. Okay, we're talking. Relatives have
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: flown in. This is like real life, Okay, and Kristin
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: and Stassy see this. You guys are saying, my brother
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: has no idea what I do. Oh okay, don't like Okay,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna break this down then we can move on.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Kristin and Stossy Katie and Schwartz's best friends. Okay, get
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: up to give a speech and it takes a while,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: so I in front of everybody. Okay, everyone's listening, and
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I go, can we wrap this up? What the fuck
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: are you guys talking about? Where are you hammered? Though wasted?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: And then it cuts to me because I just stay
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: it out of the blue and I don't think it
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: was expected. So a camera cuts to me and I'm like,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? Ken Ken is
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: sitting next to me and Erica, and you can tell
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Erica's like, get me away from this girl. No. It
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: was mortifying. And then I tried to steal Christen Doty's
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: black car because I was like, let's take the black car.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I don't want to take that little prius that I called.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: You know this, this was a highly requested episode.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: It might have to be the one. They all They
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: all put in quotes like can you wrap this up?
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Episode?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: It might have to be the next. So that night, anyway,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: we go to Sir for the after party and I
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: shove Kristen Doty to the ground and I and Kristen
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Dody and I say to Stassy and Katie and I
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: go drunkenly drunk shit suit. I was like, here's a deal.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: If you want to be my friend, you can be
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: my friend. If you don't want to be my friend,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: then suck my deck as if I'm doctor dre What
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: who talks like that? I cannot imagine.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I think, I think we have to watch this is
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: all in the same episode.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: All really mortifying. So that's the first night I went
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: home with James. We had sex, and then I want
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: to say, like a few months later we were traveling
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: a lot together and we hooked up another time. But
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, kind of like he was with Raquel,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: and I was like.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Whatever, But I was never hooked up when he was
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: like talking to Raquel.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: They were, they were together, and like I technically could
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: not be together with my person because he was married,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: we later find out, right, so like you can't cheat
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: on a married person, which you can't, but I it
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: wasn't just James, Like I was sleeping with a bunch
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: of fucking hotties. Good for you, as I.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Should have, as he should have got You didn't say
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: no to them back then?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: You know when't you regret it nowadays? Those hotties, Oh
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: are you jack? That's what I'm saying. There's a few
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: that I could have creeped around with that I didn't
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: because I have a conscience that I literally when I
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: found out that my relationship was like kind of a sham.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: You're like, damn.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, do you know what kind of dick
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I gave up for your asshole? That sucks?
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: It does?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: See, that's okay, There'll be more. It'll come. There's plenty
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: of dick in the sea. It'll come.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: And there is plenty of dick in this There really is.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Plenty of dick in the sea. This is one. Oh
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I want to know about this too.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Did you guys ever find out if Rob actually did
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: kiss that girl?
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I think you did. I just think when people don't
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: just like say things like not exactly like I have
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: learned that if something is said, people are not just
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Now I'm not saying it's always there's always truth to everything,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: because there's some like nut jobs out there that totally
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: just make things up. But like, who is Rob Voletta really?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: And who's this girl? You know? Yes, I think they
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: kissed each other. By the way sheena in that relationship.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Girl was like dedicated, is that what? Yeah? And very
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: thin during that relationship because she was so stressed out.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, that was that was tough. I was I saw, Yeah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: she was very tiny I was.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, well, she was stressed out about Rob kissing
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: and then she's like, my boyfriend doesn't make out, not
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: even with me, And I was like, oh, leave just.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Oh I did see that.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Thank God she has Yeah, run the man she does.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Now are you and James so close?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: James and I, I would say, yes, we're close. And
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: our moms really hit it off at the premiere party.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: They had never met, and so James and I are
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: gonna plan like a mommy and son and daughter and
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: ali little lunch thing. Yes, we're so close. Here's the thing.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: This isn't like season four, five six anymore. Like we
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: all legitimately have to go out and and figure out
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: how to pay for these lifestyles that we are creating. Right,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: So he's constantly he's never in La now guy DJ's
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: giant venues all the time. I'm so proud of him,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Like thousands of people, the production on his DJ gigs
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: now is like mind blowing. He's really busy. I'm really busy.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: So we're as close as we could possibly be with
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: where we're at in our lives. I don't see anybody
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: the way that I would like to see them. That
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: makes sense.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is a fun one that if you want
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: to end on this, we can. What do you remember,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: if anything, what they cut out of the episode.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: That I don't know? Okay, I can't. You can't really remember.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I can't really remember what they may have cut out.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: What else is in that episode? It was so we
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: start with the guys with the reiki heeler, and then
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: it's not about the pasta, then the girl, and.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: It's the Pride Parade which Stossy is doing styling for
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: for all of you.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: So that's in the same episode. Yeah, okay, is that
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: where I performed it? No? No, unless I missed it,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: but no them No, But did I come in like
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: as you were in there? So that's a part they
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: couldn't show. So I was in that because I performed
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: that year. I gave Pride. You did on that stage
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: the things that I used to do. You guys, could
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: you imagine if someone was like, we'd love for you
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: to perform at Pride, I would run away? Really? Are
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: you crazy? Did you perform with no by yourself myself
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: and danced to a track up?
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Is that anywhere on YouTube?
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: It has?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I think I have video on my phone. Oh my god,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I can't. I dumped champagne all over my head. Beautiful moment,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: no hard rock. I had pulled my ship together. That
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: was that rehab hub the name of a club, I
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: think right, That's where I dumped the sham paid all
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: my head done. The next time we went together, I
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: didn't have as many drinks and I was in normal
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: form okay, and then drank after wild days? Who even
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: was I? It's so crazy to me.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were always doing things like that.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Though we have time for one more, okay, this is
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: a fun one.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Was the staff always partying on Pride, drinking, et cetera
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: on shift, so while they were working.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, there was nothing better than
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: being employed by sir back in the day. It was
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I was constantly drinking. We were wasted at Pride while working.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Are you crazy? The moment I clocked in, I went
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: to the sidebar in the pink room and I would
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: order my vodka soda. It would look like I was
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: just drinking water and I would get wasted. So what
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: we all? Everyone would? Would they know? Did Lisa and
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Ken Nolly? I'm sure that they were, like, I'm sure
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: they knew. I'm sure people knew. Okay. Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Did anyone ever get a talking to or in trouble
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: for getting too wasted during work?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Yes? Oh really, Yeah I got talked to the most.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I think that the boys got talked to a lot,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: and I think Stacy got pulled aside a few times.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I really kept my shit together, you did, Yeah? I
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: did good. And I also, like most people, would choose
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: to drink the what's that the wine with the fruit
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: in it? What's that drink called? Again? Oh? Not holidays?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's like a very Spanish wine drink, like wine
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: with fruit.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, Oh my god, it's so sad. My mouth is
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: watering thinking about it. That's how good it was. It
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: tastes like fruit juice, that's what they would drink. And
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I was drinking vodka sodas that always looks like water.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: So no one if I was acting different, it was like,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: can't prove it? Whoa? Anyway? Whoa? The throwbag episode? I
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: really do miss the ogs. It's another level of chaotic,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: but we now know that the valley does exist. I
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: did get in trouble for outing that show a few
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: months ago on my Amazon Live. Yes, but now they've
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: dropped the teaser the Valley with Jackson, Britney, a couple
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: other A couple other couples that you guys are not
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: familiar with, but you'll get to know. Dotie will be
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: back on your guys' screens. It's pretty wild. I can't wait.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: This is very exciting as I've heard, it's crazy. Oh,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I cannot wait. I know you guys. Thank you so
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: much for listening to another bone horrific episode. We give
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: them all bonus podcast reminder. We have a bonus episode
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: with the video that drops every single Monday. You are welcome.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I hope that you get through the week. Mondays are
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: not that fun. We're going into it with you, all right.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I love you guys. Bye,