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47 - S2Ep22: Diamond in the Rough · On The Lanai

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Speaker 1: I was commanded to start the show Welcome to on
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Speaker 1: the Lunai.
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Speaker 2: Wow, So so we're doing I cold open.
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Speaker 1: I'm just surprising the funk out of all of you.
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Speaker 1: On the Lunai is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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Speaker 2: I'm a monster. Hey guys, what's up? Welcome Welcome to
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Speaker 2: on the Lunai. It's us or should I say hey man?
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Speaker 2: Because with us today one of our favorite guests and
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Speaker 2: probably the only person close to beating Kristen at the
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Speaker 2: quiz ever far as point total.
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Speaker 3: Mister Aaron Randolph, Hey, it's me staying.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, stand is here.
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Speaker 4: I'm not feeling so grace, but I'm here and I'm
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Speaker 4: ready for fun and Golden Girls stuff.
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Speaker 1: Yay, We're glad you're here.
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Speaker 2: I love the enthusiasm level from our guests.
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Speaker 3: Trying to bring it, trying to keep the energy.
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Speaker 2: Yup, how is everybody doing? Of course we're here with
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Speaker 2: Kristin and Gina as well. Sorry I jumped over you guys.
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Speaker 2: It's the power of the Errands too strong to.
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Speaker 1: Deny doing well. I get my COVID shot tonight, so
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Speaker 1: that'll be fun.
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Speaker 3: Fun, Yeah, so exciting.
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Speaker 1: What are you guys doing this weekend?
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Speaker 5: And I'm taking my niece's bookshopping later today. Oh yeah,
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Speaker 5: they're five and three and they need some new books.
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Speaker 2: So he is going to take them.
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Speaker 1: Is a library or.
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Speaker 5: Oh, we're going to Barnes and Noble and then they're
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Speaker 5: just gonna roam and pick out what they want. See
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Speaker 5: how much they can sucker me to get.
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Speaker 2: I want to be there for that part. I want
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Speaker 2: to be there.
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Speaker 5: Oh, the thirteen year old's got it down. Thank god,
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Speaker 5: she's not going this time because she gets a lot
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Speaker 5: of books out of me.
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Speaker 1: I know I would read this one.
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Speaker 5: She does though. I bought her so many books and
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Speaker 5: she reads them all. She's like, I'm almost out of books, Auntie.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, have you bought her sane?
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Speaker 1: No, not yet.
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Speaker 5: She's only thirteen, and my wait till she's a little older.
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Speaker 5: Her mom doesn't like her reading stuff with any like sex.
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Speaker 2: So even though it's not yeah, it's not like I
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Speaker 2: know what you mean, I don't like yet. So Raka
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Speaker 2: is like she would have no problem with the violence.
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Speaker 2: She's oh, okay, cool, yeah, confuse her and have her
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Speaker 2: read Rake at first.
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Speaker 1: In a minute, was there explicit sex and things not exotic?
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Speaker 2: Lisi, but it's it could it could open up questions
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Speaker 2: about polymorus relationships or thruble.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, just I just respect the parenting.
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Speaker 2: Spoiler work. Guys, if you haven't read thing, we're spoiling
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Speaker 2: minor plot points. But you should have read it by now.
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Speaker 2: What's your problem?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, two chicks in one dude, Hot.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: There's my review of your book.
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Speaker 3: Bro dude.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Ultimate Unicorn Threway.
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Speaker 2: In our joke podcast about podcasts that we've been talking
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Speaker 2: about starting, can you do a segment where it's like
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Speaker 2: bro Dude's box Office and ye movies like oh sick man,
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Speaker 2: there was like a chick with no top on and
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Speaker 2: like this guy died and it was awesome.
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Speaker 1: The rock was the verb and they exploded.
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Speaker 2: It was awesome, was like.
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Speaker 1: And then the air horn.
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Speaker 2: Oh no, don't worry about it.
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Speaker 3: Record W what the.
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Speaker 2: You don't need that? You have me? I can go
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Speaker 2: thank you. B f y t W is an excellent show.
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Speaker 4: So it's like him in the room with Stevie.
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Speaker 5: What a compliment?
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: I was watching your your beefer d what do you
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Speaker 1: call it?
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Speaker 3: BF jeopardy.
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Speaker 1: God, I was enjoying.
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Speaker 2: I have not listened yet, but I heard that I
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Speaker 2: was an answer. Yeah, I'm glad to hear. It wasn't
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Speaker 2: like a who's the worst podcast producer in America? Question?
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Speaker 2: So thank you, I'm Abby.
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Speaker 6: Oh, she is currently sleeping, so that doesn't exactly. Yeah,
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Speaker 6: he's real mad.
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Speaker 2: I'll try to get her to say hi later to everybody.
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Speaker 2: But she definitely got a haircut and she's mad about it,
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Speaker 2: so we're not as cuddly right now as normal.
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Speaker 1: It's fair.
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Speaker 3: It's fair.
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Speaker 2: You know. My hairdresser charge is seventy five dollars Abby
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Speaker 2: for my haircuts. You get yours for free. I think
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Speaker 2: you could be nicer to me.
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Speaker 1: That's a lot.
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Speaker 2: She's retiring too, Not really, she's just moving on to
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Speaker 2: a different type of job. Seventy five is a lot,
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Speaker 2: but she's really good.
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Speaker 5: That's just for the cut or is that like cut
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Speaker 5: and not cut in color?
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Speaker 2: It's wash cut style tip. I mean, I think she
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Speaker 2: only charges fifty and I just pay her seventy five
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Speaker 2: because I tip her. Okay, But she went to like
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Speaker 2: a fancy hair academy.
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Speaker 5: Right, I'm just curious. I only go to my cousin
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Speaker 5: and because she's gone through the school and all that,
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Speaker 5: but I've been going to her since she was in
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Speaker 5: beauty school.
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Speaker 3: Got a fairly discount, so.
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Speaker 5: I'm a little lucky there because it doesn't cost quite
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Speaker 5: as much unless I'm having a ton of stuff done.
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Speaker 2: But my hairstylist, if if she wasn't going to stop
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Speaker 2: doing hair, would be my hairstylist for the rest of
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Speaker 2: my life. And if I ever got famous, I'd take
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Speaker 2: her with me. She's really good. She's nice. She's not
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Speaker 2: a shit talker. She's just an interested participant in my life.
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Speaker 2: We've decided to stay friends, even though she's going into
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Speaker 2: a different thing. We're gonna meet up every so often
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Speaker 2: for coffee and visit. She's a lovely person. I've had
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Speaker 2: a lot of hairstylists that were shit. I had a
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Speaker 2: friend's hair friend's sister burn all my hair off once
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Speaker 2: doing bleach because she was in beauty school and needed
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Speaker 2: to practice for her exam. And I said, maybe you
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Speaker 2: should keep practicing because I lost like three inches of
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Speaker 2: hair due to like melt from the bleach. I was like,
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Speaker 2: this is hot, this really hurts. She was like, you're fine.
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Speaker 2: She sprayed some water on my scalp to cool it
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Speaker 2: down and left it processing, and then when she took
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Speaker 2: the foils out, my hair was stretchy like a mazzarella
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Speaker 2: stick when you break it.
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Speaker 1: Eh.
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Speaker 2: And then her sister, my friend paid for a bougie
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Speaker 2: haircut too. I had a very cute pixie that looked
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Speaker 2: a lot like whatever Kiera Knightley had at the time
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Speaker 2: because I had no hair left and I said, please
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Speaker 2: make me look better. So when I say this girl's good,
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Speaker 2: I've been through some shit with hairstylists and paid more
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Speaker 2: and less for hair. So anyway, sorry, enough about me.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Aaron, where do you get your hair done?
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Speaker 3: In my bathroom with my razor? Had just to shave
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Speaker 3: it myself love vlid super cheap, super cheap.
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Speaker 2: You know, I bet it would be cheaper to shave
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Speaker 2: my head.
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Speaker 3: It is, genuinely it is. It saves money for sure.
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Speaker 4: But you know the alternative is that you you have hair.
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Speaker 2: So I mean, I'm not sold on the idea. Maybe
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Speaker 2: the world didn't know they needed a chubby like Sinad O'Connor.
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Speaker 1: And you could do different wigs.
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Speaker 2: I have a friend that has what's the thing with no.
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Speaker 1: Hair called like alopecia?
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Speaker 2: Is it alopecia?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 2: I was gonna say Alpeicia, but that sounded wrong. She
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Speaker 2: has not a lick a hair, and she has the
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Speaker 2: best wigs ever. She wears like this shitty Halloween kind
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Speaker 2: of wigs. So she's got like hundreds of different hairstyles
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Speaker 2: because she'll spend like less than thirty dollars per wig,
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Speaker 2: so she's been able to buy a ton over the years,
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Speaker 2: and so you don't know what color, texture, or style
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Speaker 2: her hair is gonna be when you walk up to her,
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Speaker 2: and it's rad and it's even better on a few
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Speaker 2: times she likes Cynthia Rivo's it and shows up like
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Speaker 2: totally bald to something. Because people think she's just crazy
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Speaker 2: and wears fun wigs, they don't really actually realize and
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Speaker 2: people are like, whoa, you don't have any hair, and
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Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, I've never had eyebrows. You didn't know, And.
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Speaker 1: You never have to sit through them coloring your hair,
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Speaker 1: sitting on the dryer waiting to go with wigs. Erin
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Speaker 1: both erons, No.
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Speaker 3: I have no desire to wear a murkin.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I would we call it like a head murkin,
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Speaker 2: then shorter.
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Speaker 1: Like a pink tinsel. Wig Erin for episode three hundred.
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Speaker 3: I mean.
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Speaker 1: You could be task daddy.
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Speaker 3: It's not the worst idea I've ever heard.
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Speaker 5: Oh, I will bring one, give.
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Speaker 3: Me let go go, go go.
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Speaker 1: You heard it, hair, We're for posterity. How you feeling
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Speaker 1: on episode three hundred? About ready?
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Speaker 3: Pretty good?
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Speaker 4: I got one of the episodes videos down. I'm working
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Speaker 4: on episode two and yeah that'll be uh, it'll be
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Speaker 4: good when it's done.
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Speaker 3: But I still had a lot of work too.
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Speaker 1: How many contestants are there?
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Speaker 3: Five?
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Speaker 2: Wow?
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Speaker 1: Like a proper task master?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: And then is someone going to be your Alex Horn?
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Speaker 3: I am the Alex Horn?
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Speaker 4: Oh?
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Speaker 1: Who's the who's the Greg Davy.
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Speaker 3: H Odra from the gate Leapers?
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Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, okay?
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Speaker 3: Is our task mistress?
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Speaker 2: Now? Is she hot enough to pull that off?
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Speaker 1: Because I oh fuck yes, task mistress is so sexy
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Speaker 1: of a name.
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Speaker 2: It is sexy. Oh, Partle's going to be mad that
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Speaker 2: you had another mistress.
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Speaker 3: Just kidding.
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Speaker 2: That's fine. You don't know her yet yet. Pardle will
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Speaker 2: make you uncomfortable in ways that other people have never
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Speaker 2: even made you a mess gin more possible.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw her underwear the second time I met her.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she accidentally sent me a picture of her touching
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Speaker 2: herself completely naked that was supposed to go to her subs.
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Speaker 2: I got it one morning and I said, was I
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Speaker 2: supposed to get a topless photo of you touching yourself?
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Speaker 2: And she said, fuck, that was for my subs And
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Speaker 2: I said, yeah, no, I've figured. I just you know,
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Speaker 2: it'd been like a decade since I've seen your tits.
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Speaker 2: So thanks so much.
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Speaker 1: Nice to see what gravity's doing there. She's actually we
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Speaker 1: expected to send money to her.
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Speaker 2: She's so she took her like five six days of
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Speaker 2: phone calls to like stop being mortified, Like she was
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Speaker 2: so embarrassed. And because my parents have never really.
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Speaker 1: I figured she wouldn't care. She'd be like, yeah, there's
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Speaker 1: a freebie.
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Speaker 2: Well okay, but it got worse because my parents saw
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Speaker 2: her underwear, like the first time they met her. Track No,
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Speaker 2: I know, I have to tell them the story about
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Speaker 2: you guys seeing her underweard so like close the loop.
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Speaker 2: But she's loud. She's very loud. She's fun and she's
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Speaker 2: the best human, but she's loud, and she was a
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Speaker 2: lot and I'm honest, and so after my birthday party
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Speaker 2: when we were twenty and she met my parents for
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Speaker 2: the first time, I said, you know, my parents didn't
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Speaker 2: really like you. You were really loud and you swore
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Speaker 2: more than I did, which is hard to imagine. And
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Speaker 2: like I said, we got to work on that. And
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Speaker 2: so this became a like a not an earwig, like
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Speaker 2: a song, but like a constant thought in the back
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Speaker 2: of her mind that my parents didn't like her. So
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Speaker 2: she has been trying too hard with my parents basically
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Speaker 2: for like twenty five years.
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Speaker 3: I immediately called my mom.
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Speaker 2: And I was like, hey, so, your favorite of my
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Speaker 2: friends just accidentally sent me a topless masturbation photo and
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Speaker 2: she was like what, And then we had a good
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Speaker 2: laugh about it. But my parents have formed up to her.
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Speaker 2: But the but the k fabe of them hating her
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Speaker 2: immediately sold her.
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Speaker 3: Down the river.
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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I'm gonna tell my bather you.
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Speaker 5: Gosh, your parents probably hate me. No.
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Speaker 2: My Luckily she was there through like all of my
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Speaker 2: like thyroid cancer and stuff, and went to a lot
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Speaker 2: of doctors and friends with me so and helped me move.
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Speaker 2: So she she got loyalty points and eventually my parents
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Speaker 2: fell in love with her over the years. But I
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Speaker 2: was like, I still have to tell my mom because
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Speaker 2: this is so like a grand and then my mom
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Speaker 2: told my dad and then it had a second conversation
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Speaker 2: about it later because he said he felt like it
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Speaker 2: was the natural progression, having seen her underwear when we
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Speaker 2: were like twenty that now she's gone to full like naked.
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Speaker 1: So next, this asshole, I guess I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I've really only seen one other person's asshole,
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Speaker 2: and it was a small Asian boy that pooped in
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Speaker 2: the middle of a show I was doing in Disneyland.
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Speaker 2: So right, I feel like that's a very short list
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Speaker 2: she'd be joining.
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Speaker 1: It always comes back to the Disney cooper.
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Speaker 2: Speaking about speaking about assholes. Should we start this episode?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right kids, we're talking season two, episode
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Speaker 1: twenty two. It's called Diamond in the Rough.
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Speaker 3: Ooh.
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Speaker 1: The original air date March twenty first, nineteen eighty seven.
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Speaker 1: Director was Terry Hughes. The writers new writers for US,
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Speaker 1: Jan Fisher, William Wiedner. All Right, you guys, what do
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Speaker 1: you think Diamond in the Rough will be about?
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Speaker 2: Aladdin?
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Speaker 3: Sorry?
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Speaker 1: I had I mean that's where my mind goes.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, Blanche is going to be dating somebody at the
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Speaker 5: golf course, the country club, going to the golf course,
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Speaker 5: in the rough.
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Speaker 4: For for some reason, this feels like a Blanche thing. Okay,
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Speaker 4: but I don't know exactly what it means.
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Speaker 1: You think she's going to be dating somebody with money
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Speaker 1: at the country. You just mean like it's a pun
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Speaker 1: because of the rough.
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Speaker 5: I mean, she's a She wouldn't be a caddy, she
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Speaker 5: wouldn't be lifting that golf.
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Speaker 2: Bag, but.
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Speaker 1: She'll she'll lift another bag.
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Speaker 3: Bags.
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Speaker 1: So now, who do we think will be the toughest
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Speaker 1: person to make the villain for miss Aaron?
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Speaker 3: Oh this is hard?
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Speaker 1: Mm hmm, well you got you just pick one of
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Speaker 1: the four?
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Speaker 3: I think maybe, uh, capitalism, I knew it.
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Speaker 1: His head must not hurt that bad.
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Speaker 2: We talk about you choosing capitalism like with any I'm
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Speaker 2: listen every episode that Lives on on they were like
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Speaker 2: one guest pick capitalism one time.
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Speaker 1: I think'll try to pick capitalism.
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Speaker 3: Oh man, no, uh, you know. Out of the four.
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Speaker 4: For some reason, I think I think Dorothy might be
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Speaker 4: the hardest to make the villain because I think, if
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Speaker 4: this is truly a Blanche story, I think Dorothy is
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Speaker 4: gonna be like the voice of reason.
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Speaker 3: So I think that might be difficult to sound logic.
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Speaker 5: That sounds good.
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Speaker 2: Can I pick capitalism?
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Speaker 1: I mean you can do both.
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Speaker 2: No, it's fine. I'm fine with Dorothy. I'm just being silly.
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Speaker 2: I locked it in, all right.
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Speaker 1: So we're locked in with Dorothy. So now we're gonna
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Speaker 1: go away and we're gonna.
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, uh for those of you at home, because
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Speaker 2: Here's some of the comments that came out of me. God,
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Speaker 2: he's hot. I'll go out with you, Jake, Yeah, what's up? Okay, Sorry,
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Speaker 2: now dead man.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're like, I do him. I mean he's dead now,
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Speaker 5: but I do him.
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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
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Speaker 2: That's a cool name. Anyway, it was an episode. It
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Speaker 2: was one of the many banquets or parties or fundraisers.
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Speaker 1: They're involved, so many banquets.
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Speaker 5: I hope my fifties aren't like that. That's a lot
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Speaker 5: of work. I want to do all that.
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Speaker 2: So many outfits needed for that kind of life. It's
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Speaker 2: so much.
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Speaker 5: And then they all have to have dates, Like why
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Speaker 5: do you have to have a date for it, Like
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Speaker 5: it's I don't.
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Speaker 1: Know, because it's a social affair. You can't be seen alone.
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Speaker 2: Not at all? All right, Well, should we jump into it?
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Speaker 2: You wanna do quiz or trivia? First quiz?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hesitant to talk about anything until we do
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Speaker 1: the quiz.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you might be like, shut up now, that's just
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Speaker 2: that's a courtesy that I provide only to Kristin. All right, uh,
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Speaker 2: let's just jump in then. How much? Oh? Sorry, thanks everybody?
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Speaker 2: Real quick, please let me finish the question. Your buzzer
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Speaker 2: is your name? Don't flow your arms. I'm not gonna
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Speaker 2: see it.
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Speaker 4: And here we go.
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Speaker 2: How much does Sophia pay for Dorothy's date to the banquet?
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Speaker 5: Fuck?
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Speaker 2: You all came to play today? Technically Kristen was first,
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Speaker 2: but it was like a round of fucking girl scouts
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Speaker 2: singing to be honest. Sixty dollars, Yeah, give yourself a
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Speaker 2: point on the board, princess. Okay, the next one I'm
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Speaker 2: gonna get grumbles. Probably. What is the name of the
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Speaker 2: banquet room that Blanche secures for the.
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Speaker 5: Event, Kristin, Yes, the Versailles Room at the Bedford Hotel.
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Speaker 2: Yes, yep, m okay, give yourself another point? Buttercup? Okay?
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Speaker 2: Three is the hanskerf Flugen Hobben Yodeling quartet?
20:29
Speaker 1: Broke up?
20:30
Speaker 2: But who does Rose say is available for the event, Kristen,
20:35
Speaker 2: I don't know if Aaron was answering or were you
20:39
Speaker 2: chiming in? You were first, but I don't know what
20:41
Speaker 2: that sound was.
20:42
Speaker 3: It was not me buzzing in, that's for sure.
20:45
Speaker 1: Sneezing Does that help it as.
20:48
Speaker 3: More of a scoff at me? Just at the question
20:52
Speaker 3: in general?
20:53
Speaker 5: Okay, Sonya von gougen glom Blomb, I mean that's super clol.
21:00
Speaker 2: You can have the point. It's Sonya van Kogle's tuba band.
21:04
Speaker 2: But I know you have a hard time reading your writing,
21:06
Speaker 2: so I can tell that those extra syllables and your
21:09
Speaker 2: name were to band, but you couldn't often. Oh that's
21:15
Speaker 2: the gurflu can happen all right? Who couldn't get through
21:23
Speaker 2: the fourth of July without unzipping his overalls?
21:26
Speaker 5: Kristen Roses uncle whose name was.
21:33
Speaker 3: No Aaron, Yes, Roses, Uncle Jake.
21:38
Speaker 2: Oh goes to Aaron Steal. Well, this is some double
21:44
Speaker 2: dare ship. I'm into it. Get ready for the physical challenge, guys,
21:51
Speaker 2: don't worry, we have plenty more questions. The real Jake
21:57
Speaker 2: had a tattoo on his arm.
21:59
Speaker 1: What is it, Christina? What do you mean the real Jake?
22:04
Speaker 2: Well, because uncle Jake, oh, I think Kristen was first.
22:08
Speaker 1: Again, I thought it was aaron.
22:10
Speaker 2: But oh, okay, wait up, judges say it was aaron.
22:14
Speaker 1: That's what I heard. That's fine.
22:17
Speaker 3: It was a nose. It was just a nose.
22:23
Speaker 2: One.
22:23
Speaker 3: This is so silly, like just.
22:27
Speaker 2: Why we don't drink, kids, is why we don't drink.
22:31
Speaker 3: Do not drinking? Gat tattoos.
22:32
Speaker 2: He asked for a rose, he got a nose. Next question,
22:37
Speaker 2: it's less time. What three things can Blanche not get
22:45
Speaker 2: used to about?
22:47
Speaker 3: Jake?
22:48
Speaker 5: Mmmm, Kristin, I have two of them, but I did
22:52
Speaker 5: miss the third one.
22:53
Speaker 2: And okay, well let's see if maybe we can hand
22:56
Speaker 2: out some partial This will be like Temple of the
23:00
Speaker 2: Forbidden I or whatever that or no, Temple of the
23:03
Speaker 2: that kids show where you thanks that one. This will
23:07
Speaker 2: be like that. You'll get a half a pendant. You
23:10
Speaker 2: really get saved in the just read the answer, go.
23:15
Speaker 5: Food around the plate with his fingers and tucking the
23:18
Speaker 5: nepkin into his collar.
23:20
Speaker 2: Oh you missed the most important one.
23:24
Speaker 1: It wears white after labor day.
23:26
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that was it.
23:30
Speaker 1: I could think of.
23:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean whatever, give whoever you want to give
23:34
Speaker 2: a point for that. I don't care anymore.
23:36
Speaker 5: Give one to me and one to Gina.
23:38
Speaker 3: Great.
23:39
Speaker 5: Okay, since we tagged seen that one, Yeah we did.
23:47
Speaker 1: I don't know how girls would do that, but there
23:49
Speaker 1: you go. I crap on, I guess I don't know.
23:56
Speaker 5: That.
23:57
Speaker 2: Noises me dying? Everyone? Okay, who does Blanche take to
24:02
Speaker 2: the banquet? Full name? Please? Yes, it's all right, Aaron,
24:07
Speaker 2: go ahead, just give me Hunter. Yeah, fine, that's fine.
24:12
Speaker 1: And he tagged that up on the end. You're buzzing in.
24:15
Speaker 1: Oh and the full name his full Christian name, it was.
24:21
Speaker 2: It was Hunter McCoy. But we'll give Aaron the point.
24:24
Speaker 1: Hunter Delroy McCoy, the third Esquire.
24:28
Speaker 2: I hate everybody Delroy in Rose's dream? Who comes to
24:35
Speaker 2: the banquet?
24:36
Speaker 1: And what do they do?
24:37
Speaker 5: Kristin?
24:38
Speaker 2: Oh m hmm, Kristin Hestin?
24:42
Speaker 1: Who what is.
24:46
Speaker 3: Aaron?
24:48
Speaker 1: No, she's still answered, did.
24:51
Speaker 2: You finish the question? No, I'm still going okay.
24:58
Speaker 5: He takes all the guests to the laundry department at
25:01
Speaker 5: j C. Penney used to make fun of the fat underwear.
25:04
Speaker 4: Oh, Aaron, Yes, Aaron, it's Charlton Heston and he tries
25:12
Speaker 4: to part the dessert table.
25:14
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Charles Heston.
25:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, I.
25:21
Speaker 1: Said, yeah, we thought.
25:23
Speaker 5: You said lest I think I said Charleston, but you
25:30
Speaker 5: kept leaning down.
25:30
Speaker 2: I was like, Charles, what you kept disappearing because of
25:34
Speaker 2: your Oh okay, all right, well you figure out the
25:39
Speaker 2: points on that.
25:39
Speaker 5: No, Aaron got it?
25:40
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, I was looking for the part the
25:43
Speaker 2: dessert table because that was the Okay, here we go.
25:47
Speaker 2: What line is next? Dorothy says, Ma, you can't sleep either.
25:56
Speaker 5: Kristen, Yes, I slept so well. I thought i'd sleep
26:00
Speaker 5: in the sink.
26:01
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, no, I'm sleeping so good. I thought i'd
26:05
Speaker 2: come try it in the sink. Hey, hey, sorry, Abby's
26:11
Speaker 2: dreaming and I don't know if you can hear that,
26:13
Speaker 2: but she's she's going you get a Mabby, Yeah, you
26:22
Speaker 2: get that back out. She's chasing down Jake for me. Okay,
26:29
Speaker 2: what does Sophia say that Sal used to do during
26:33
Speaker 2: for Oh my god? Hi hello, What does Sophia say
26:37
Speaker 2: that Sal used to do during foreplay?
26:41
Speaker 1: Gina? Yeah, fall asleep?
26:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, she says, to get away from pressure. He would
26:47
Speaker 2: fall asleep, according to just couldn't find the clip, so
26:55
Speaker 2: he took a nap.
27:01
Speaker 1: And like did he wake up? And he's insider like
27:03
Speaker 1: how did they?
27:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand.
27:06
Speaker 1: I'll take it from here. I'll let you know when
27:08
Speaker 1: to wake up.
27:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. God, Okay. According to Sophia's.
27:13
Speaker 3: Envisioning, going down home and all of a sudden you
27:16
Speaker 3: just hear snoring. You're just like, what the fuck?
27:21
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think if I've ever had anyone fall
27:23
Speaker 2: asleep drinks. I have fallen asleep during sex, but that
27:26
Speaker 2: was because I was working in a scary farm and
27:29
Speaker 2: I had a full time job, and I still felt
27:31
Speaker 2: like I had to be the best girlfriend ever, And
27:34
Speaker 2: so I would like wake up and I'd be like, oh, fuck,
27:37
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry you're staring at me because I was asleep.
27:41
Speaker 1: Like they did, they keep going No.
27:45
Speaker 2: It was like I would nod off and just immediately
27:48
Speaker 2: be like and so they would be just looking at
27:51
Speaker 2: me and any Wow. That happened to two different people
27:55
Speaker 2: over the course of seventeen years, and I apologize to them.
27:58
Speaker 2: If they're listening. Fuck, I lost my place. Oh. According
28:04
Speaker 2: to Sophia, how were the arranged marriages decided that spring
28:08
Speaker 2: in Sicily Christina Yes, Kristen by height mm hmmm, m
28:16
Speaker 2: m hm, m hmm. Sophia says she stood on a
28:22
Speaker 2: rock to avoid marrying.
28:26
Speaker 3: Yes, Eric Luigi the boy yam.
28:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's real life. That's real life.
28:36
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna get this one. He's like,
28:39
Speaker 1: he's like I win. That was the strongest ring in Yeah,
28:46
Speaker 1: except for when Josh Ringing is God.
28:49
Speaker 5: Oh yeah that's that was.
28:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god. All right, who does Rose take to
28:57
Speaker 2: the banquet? And what color is the tuxedo that he owns?
29:02
Speaker 3: Yes, Walter and it's blue.
29:04
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, okay, next question, what drink does Blanche ask
29:10
Speaker 2: Hunter to go get for her as a distraction?
29:13
Speaker 3: You know?
29:14
Speaker 5: Yeah?
29:15
Speaker 1: Wine spritzer?
29:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I forgot how big white wine stripers were
29:21
Speaker 2: in the eighties.
29:23
Speaker 3: I had apparol sprits in my mind and I'm like,
29:25
Speaker 3: that's not right.
29:27
Speaker 2: Wine wine spritzers period were essentially what Ralph does with Jack,
29:32
Speaker 2: where you're just adding soda water to it to water down.
29:34
Speaker 2: It's just slow you so you're not wasted at like
29:37
Speaker 2: an event. It tastes like shit. It just makes the
29:40
Speaker 2: wine taste.
29:41
Speaker 1: It doesn't make it more flavorful or anything. No, it's
29:45
Speaker 1: just awful.
29:46
Speaker 2: Okay, what does Rose say makes the face powder last longer?
29:51
Speaker 1: Gina?
29:53
Speaker 2: Gina was first, if you put a layer of caramel
29:57
Speaker 2: on your face and a layer of caramel. Hey, last
30:02
Speaker 2: two questions here? Oh I had no nose stump bonuses
30:06
Speaker 2: this time. That's weird. I should do better. Yeah, that's weird.
30:10
Speaker 2: Next episode, I'll do better. Guys, what what do we
30:15
Speaker 2: discover about the all female jazz band The Great Pretenders?
30:19
Speaker 5: Kristen, Yes, they're men just as women.
30:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're female impersonators. I thought that was a nice
30:27
Speaker 2: nod to what I guess was probably a nice no.
30:30
Speaker 2: I'm guessing it was a nice nod too.
30:32
Speaker 1: Though some like it hot film it is, that's my trivia.
30:36
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I'm sorry.
30:37
Speaker 1: Okay, Like gosh, Aaron, you ruin everything. I like how
30:43
Speaker 1: they're called the Pretenders too.
30:44
Speaker 2: It's not the first time I got that feedback this week,
30:47
Speaker 2: so it's fine. Uh last line? Who said it? And
30:52
Speaker 2: what was it? J I think it was Gina Aaron.
30:57
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
30:58
Speaker 1: Dorothy said damn? I good yea?
31:01
Speaker 2: Which was a callback? Does anyone this earlier?
31:05
Speaker 1: Yeah?
31:05
Speaker 3: Taking take away from Dorothy and Rose?
31:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, well ship, damn? All right?
31:10
Speaker 1: What do you have to save yourself?
31:12
Speaker 3: Damn?
31:13
Speaker 2: All right? Everybody? Everybody is a winner, But who won
31:18
Speaker 2: the quiz? I think we all know.
31:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all know.
31:22
Speaker 5: Gina got five points, Aaron got six and I got seven,
31:26
Speaker 5: so it was.
31:26
Speaker 1: Very close, super close as long as she wins.
31:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, be as close as you want.
31:34
Speaker 5: No, I'm a I'm a gracious loser.
31:41
Speaker 3: Let's just move on.
31:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you had some trivia for us, Yes,
31:47
Speaker 2: ma'am so.
31:51
Speaker 1: Donnelly Rhodes was Jake and I know he was in
31:56
Speaker 1: but Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kid. Yes, and he
32:00
Speaker 1: was also he's from He was born and raised in
32:05
Speaker 1: Winnipeg and he was trained as a warden in the
32:08
Speaker 1: National Park Service. He joined the Royal Canadian.
32:12
Speaker 2: Air Force and then he became an actor.
32:15
Speaker 1: Vince Trankina was Mister Hinckley that he was in Death
32:20
Speaker 1: Race two thousand and the Wizard. Mike Muscat was the Waiter.
32:26
Speaker 1: He was in Terminator two and Last Action Hero. Howard
32:31
Speaker 1: Witt was Hunter McCoy. Apparently it was in Magical World
32:36
Speaker 1: of Disney, so Aaron might recognize him.
32:38
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he was the guy that played mister
32:42
Speaker 2: Boogety or mister Boy.
32:46
Speaker 1: Glenn Shaddocks was one of the musicians of the Pretenders,
32:50
Speaker 1: and you may remember he was Otho and beetlejuice.
32:54
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, yep, I recognized the voice, but I couldn't
32:57
Speaker 3: play something.
32:57
Speaker 2: And the mayor right in the mayor.
33:00
Speaker 1: And yes, the all female jazz band was actually men
33:04
Speaker 1: in drag. This is a reference to some like it hot,
33:07
Speaker 1: as Aaron said notes I took during the episode, they
33:11
Speaker 1: referenced to baked Alaska, which is ice cream and cake
33:15
Speaker 1: topped with brown merangue.
33:17
Speaker 2: It's so good.
33:19
Speaker 1: They brought up Susan Anton. She was a singer and
33:21
Speaker 1: ad actress, and I found it funny. Her debut film
33:25
Speaker 1: is called Golden Girl.
33:27
Speaker 5: Oh nice.
33:30
Speaker 1: They brought up Andy Granitelly, American businessman. He was the
33:35
Speaker 1: CEO of STP and a major figure in auto racing,
33:39
Speaker 1: so he would know about cars, transmissions, transmissions. They brought
33:44
Speaker 1: up the Hindenburg incident. I don't know if I need
33:46
Speaker 1: to go over that, but it was a dridgable went down, horrible,
33:51
Speaker 1: horrible thing.
33:52
Speaker 2: Yes, it's funny that we all go over that disaster
33:57
Speaker 2: so much, but it couldn't even go over land safely.
34:00
Speaker 1: Hey O, too soon?
34:03
Speaker 3: Wow, a lot of people died. That's funny to you, old.
34:11
Speaker 9: Blooded okay listener, Aaron spit and went onto her camera,
34:22
Speaker 9: the camera Aaron.
34:25
Speaker 1: When when Aaron said cold blood and she spit.
34:29
Speaker 2: I have never been And now she's turning red and she's.
34:32
Speaker 1: Like struggling the white things down. That's the best. Also,
34:38
Speaker 1: I'm so.
34:39
Speaker 10: Glad that you made a joke because I was so
34:42
Speaker 10: uncomfortable for a minute. I was like, he's dressing her down,
34:50
Speaker 10: fucking dick.
34:51
Speaker 1: I think his slap twy just doubled.
34:53
Speaker 3: Really right, It's like a major offense.
35:00
Speaker 1: Spit take. I mean, nobody's ever been able to do
35:05
Speaker 1: that on the show.
35:06
Speaker 3: Worth every slap worth, all of them, take them.
35:10
Speaker 1: She's taking her headphones off, she has to readjust.
35:15
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh.
35:19
Speaker 3: I'm in tears.
35:20
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, she has left the room. I'm gonna keep
35:26
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep recording this. See how much I could use.
35:29
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's coming back. We're wiping off the situation.
35:34
Speaker 1: Here toothless smile.
35:40
Speaker 2: Here as.
35:43
Speaker 1: I can hear you, he made me squirt.
35:57
Speaker 3: Okay, kids, some fucking dying.
36:02
Speaker 1: You have it in esophageal spasm. Likely feels better from
36:12
Speaker 1: the serotonin bump there.
36:15
Speaker 3: That should help.
36:17
Speaker 2: Wow.
36:17
Speaker 1: Well, now she's just detailing her whole apartment.
36:19
Speaker 3: I don't know what I mean. Jesus Christ, how much?
36:22
Speaker 1: How much did you spin out a whole mouthful of water?
36:29
Speaker 2: I just don't want. I can't afford.
36:33
Speaker 1: This is the If this computer goes down, you are
36:36
Speaker 1: in trouble.
36:37
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
36:39
Speaker 1: You know it was her mouth. Control your mouth, learned
36:45
Speaker 1: to spit to the side.
36:46
Speaker 3: Oh my God, like a lady.
36:48
Speaker 2: Like a lady.
36:49
Speaker 1: I still swallow it like a lady.
36:51
Speaker 5: Would Yeah, wow, waste not want Not't.
36:58
Speaker 1: Your stomach killed? The would be baby bees baby half stomach. Hey, guys,
37:08
Speaker 1: I don't think we're in the right area. We're burning
37:12
Speaker 1: alive and acid. Can you work talking sperm into your
37:16
Speaker 1: next book?
37:17
Speaker 5: Oh Jesus Christ, Oh yo, it'll be like the talking
37:23
Speaker 5: DNA from Jurassic Park.
37:30
Speaker 1: He had a gothic fit. She's got a clol one
37:34
Speaker 1: comment ruined our lives in the best way, Aaron. I
37:40
Speaker 1: watched some of that Fandango show. It is terrible.
37:45
Speaker 3: It's awful. It's bad. I don't know how it lasted
37:48
Speaker 3: so long.
37:49
Speaker 2: What fandangos?
37:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, the country music game show that we talked about
37:54
Speaker 1: when he was I was like, let me check this out.
37:57
Speaker 1: Oh this is bad.
38:00
Speaker 2: M hm. Hey, guys, it's going.
38:04
Speaker 3: We're back.
38:05
Speaker 1: Yay, all good, I'll drive down. You gotta put it
38:08
Speaker 1: in Rice.
38:10
Speaker 2: I took the case. It was pulling in the case
38:13
Speaker 2: because I have a case on it, and it was
38:15
Speaker 2: like the water was pulling in this and and the
38:18
Speaker 2: fans down there, and I just okay, come back, it's fine, Kine.
38:24
Speaker 1: I think we had just finished trivia. Yeah, yep, what's
38:28
Speaker 1: your neural?
38:28
Speaker 2: Aaron is not allowed to have beverages during the show
38:32
Speaker 2: because she spit takes on her laptop.
38:35
Speaker 5: Neural and effect, and she'll be reinforced.
38:38
Speaker 2: Yes, m'll reinforce your ass in a minute with what
38:46
Speaker 2: dear gentle listeners, I think us to just know that
38:50
Speaker 2: they were making fun of me the whole time, and
38:52
Speaker 2: this probably won't make the recording.
38:57
Speaker 3: You had better not cut any of this has control over.
39:01
Speaker 1: That this girl, most of this will be in there.
39:07
Speaker 2: Okay. So I think the villain of the episode is Gina.
39:15
Speaker 1: Come on, if if I would have done that, you'd
39:18
Speaker 1: be right to mock. Yeah.
39:19
Speaker 2: No, look, it's just literally fear of not being able
39:22
Speaker 2: to get another laptop.
39:25
Speaker 4: No, I get that your your steps taken are completely
39:28
Speaker 4: reasonable and understandable.
39:29
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, but in the moment it was funny as fuck.
39:33
Speaker 2: Oh no, it was super funny first of all, general
39:36
Speaker 2: as it was that much. Just so you know, a
39:38
Speaker 2: spit take from behind is just as funny, like the
39:43
Speaker 2: part of.
39:45
Speaker 1: Watching the spit take happen was from your behind because.
39:52
Speaker 2: To the spit take coming out of my mouth, it
39:55
Speaker 2: was like the backside of water joke at the Juggle
39:58
Speaker 2: Cruise at Disneyland. Wh the spit take happened was great,
40:01
Speaker 2: but I saw your faces. I still saw the spit
40:04
Speaker 2: The bright ass light that's in the corner of my
40:07
Speaker 2: living room was illuminating, so the like drops of water
40:11
Speaker 2: looked fucking magical as they greamed towards my expensive electronic device.
40:18
Speaker 6: Anyway, you were like, no, yeah, yeah, oh man, like it.
40:26
Speaker 2: Look. That's why Disney uses so many spit takes in
40:28
Speaker 2: their kids shows, like their live action kid shows, because
40:31
Speaker 2: it's funny. It's always gonna be funny. Thank god it
40:35
Speaker 2: didn't come out of my nose. That would have made
40:37
Speaker 2: it even better. All right, are we ready for the villain?
40:40
Speaker 1: Ready?
40:41
Speaker 2: Yeah?
40:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it.
40:42
Speaker 2: All right, So I was given a hard villain this time.
40:45
Speaker 2: I will say that this is definitely power persuasion time.
40:49
Speaker 2: So Dorothy was the villain. And first of all, I
40:52
Speaker 2: just want to say, elder abuse is the number one
40:55
Speaker 2: thing that I'll be focusing on today. Yeah. First, she
41:00
Speaker 2: makes her mom address G through oh in the invitation
41:06
Speaker 2: list that's like half alphabet, So you're a dick. She
41:11
Speaker 2: had a stroke. She had a stroke, and you're like, hey, bitch,
41:15
Speaker 2: go address hundreds of envelopes and mail them. Don't relax,
41:21
Speaker 2: do hard labor. Then she continuously picks on her mom
41:28
Speaker 2: about the invitations, like she's like nitpicked, Like she's like,
41:33
Speaker 2: did you mail them? Are you sure you mailed him?
41:34
Speaker 2: Did you mail them? She asked her several times during
41:37
Speaker 2: the episode, And when we finally realized that she accidentally
41:40
Speaker 2: mailed her good shoes instead of the invitations, there's no
41:45
Speaker 2: empathy from her daughter that she's not going to have
41:47
Speaker 2: any shoes to wear to the banquet. She's immediately just pissed.
41:51
Speaker 2: Her mom doesn't have shoes anymore, and she's just pissed. Then, like,
41:55
Speaker 2: why don't you just kick an orphan? I mean, they
41:58
Speaker 2: don't have shoes either. Then she continuously hits on Jake
42:02
Speaker 2: from the first second. He arrives and he's clearly interested
42:06
Speaker 2: in Blanche and they're sitting on the couch and she's like,
42:10
Speaker 2: I like you, just what that's so inappropriate?
42:14
Speaker 1: Can't right? Then she shot shot.
42:18
Speaker 2: Then she's mad that Blanche gets the guy. It's not her.
42:22
Speaker 2: It's not Dorothy's choice who Jake picks, it's Jake's choice.
42:26
Speaker 2: Then when they're talking about their dates, she picks on
42:30
Speaker 2: Rose's date and goes no, Lisa snaw waldron is rented tucks,
42:36
Speaker 2: don't don't call a man out on his pleasure, fucking rude.
42:40
Speaker 2: Then when Jake comes to propose, she grabs her mom
42:45
Speaker 2: off that couch so aggressively she probably hurt her frail
42:49
Speaker 2: little osteoporosa's arthritic bones with her grabbing like that. She's
42:57
Speaker 2: a judgy sore loser because when Blanche she is sad
43:00
Speaker 2: about Jake, she's like.
43:02
Speaker 1: Well you thought he was too good for you?
43:03
Speaker 2: Why are even upset? She has to point out at
43:07
Speaker 2: the banquet the first person to say how hot Jake looks.
43:11
Speaker 2: That wasn't me was Dorothy and tells Blanche how great
43:16
Speaker 2: he looks, and she's clearly devastated that she made a mistake,
43:21
Speaker 2: and that's all Wow, Okay, I.
43:25
Speaker 4: Mean that that's impressively done. I mean I also thought
43:30
Speaker 4: that was going to be very, very difficult.
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Speaker 3: But yeah, there's a lot of things Dorothy does that
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Speaker 3: are not kosher. In this episode, she is a.
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Speaker 2: Little sexually like aggressive with him for the fact that
43:43
Speaker 2: he's coupled. Well, that's sexually aggressive. She's a little bit like,
43:47
Speaker 2: she's a little bit of a hussy about it. Yeah,
43:50
Speaker 2: she's playing the Blanche role because she did she is.
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Speaker 2: She's kind of the same way with that when we
43:57
Speaker 2: did the actor that one, he's kind of the same
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Speaker 2: way about that guy, Like, why would anyone pick you anyway?
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Speaker 1: Well done, Aaron, Yeah, what did you guys think? Could
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Speaker 1: you love this one? Did you hate it?
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Speaker 3: It was good?
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Speaker 5: It wasn't one of my favorites, but it was envoyable.
44:16
Speaker 5: There were some good laughs.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I love the actor of the place Jake, but
44:20
Speaker 2: this one makes me sad because in the end, you know,
44:23
Speaker 2: he gets really hurt by.
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Speaker 5: All of this, but he does realize that she was right,
44:28
Speaker 5: and then she gets really hurt and then she's hurt.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, hurt people, hurt people.
44:34
Speaker 2: Oh is that why Aaron made me spit take on
44:36
Speaker 2: my computer.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I've done it so many times myself.
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Speaker 2: No, because I hurt you when I slap you, or
44:43
Speaker 2: will rather anyway. Look, you guys are awesome.
44:47
Speaker 3: Thanks, we think the same about you.
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Speaker 2: Thanks.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I got nothing, Aaron, Do you have anything to promote?
44:56
Speaker 5: Share your socials?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're coming up on episode three.
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Speaker 4: Aw it's crazy, it's crazy, It's absolutely crazy. We're doing
45:06
Speaker 4: a very special live episode in Colorado Springs. If you
45:10
Speaker 4: can make it great. If you can't, that's fine. We
45:12
Speaker 4: are going to have like video versions of the episodes
45:15
Speaker 4: up so you will be able to watch the episode.
45:18
Speaker 4: Maybe not just as if you were in the audience,
45:20
Speaker 4: but it should be pretty close. And yeah, that's that's exciting.
45:24
Speaker 4: But it's also a lot of work. So I'm putting
45:26
Speaker 4: the work in to make sure that this episode as
45:29
Speaker 4: good as it possibly can be.
45:31
Speaker 3: Other than that, there's my books out there in the
45:33
Speaker 3: Wild Thing, which has been mildly spoiled this episode, but
45:36
Speaker 3: that's fine.
45:37
Speaker 4: It's been out for a couple of years now. If
45:39
Speaker 4: you haven't read it by now, it's kind of your
45:41
Speaker 4: own fault. And of course the sequel, Rika and the
45:45
Speaker 4: inevitability of life go get it wherever fine books are sold.
45:48
Speaker 4: And thank you so much for having me, ladies. It's
45:50
Speaker 4: always so much fun being here.
45:52
Speaker 2: Part hitting question here, Inquiring minds want to know what's
45:57
Speaker 2: the progress on book three.
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Speaker 3: And.
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Speaker 1: It's working on at the moment.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got all my eggs in episode three hundred
46:07
Speaker 4: basket at the moment, so it's been set aside, but
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Speaker 4: I am still working on it.
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Speaker 3: Oh but it's still like, yeah, I'm writing, just not externally.
46:16
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, because you said seql and the way you
46:19
Speaker 2: said sql made me feel like it was it wasn't
46:21
Speaker 2: the middle book anymore that it was the and I
46:24
Speaker 2: got really sad and scared.
46:26
Speaker 4: No, no, no, Rica is still book two of three beautiful,
46:30
Speaker 4: and Book three of three is coming.
46:33
Speaker 2: It is coming, and then the next series it's gonna it's.
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Speaker 3: Gonna be sometime next year.
46:38
Speaker 2: You know.
46:38
Speaker 1: That's where it's gonna end, even though you ever written
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Speaker 1: at all.
46:42
Speaker 4: I don't know, because I didn't think there was going
46:44
Speaker 4: to be a sequel to Thine until I finished it,
46:46
Speaker 4: and then I'm like, okay, yeah, no, there's going to
46:48
Speaker 4: be a sequel, because.
46:49
Speaker 3: I never never say never. There it might be a quadrilogy.
46:54
Speaker 4: Or more. No, I like that, but I do like,
46:57
Speaker 4: I do like the way this one ends, So if
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Speaker 4: it ends here, that's perfectly fine.
47:02
Speaker 1: How Raken ends No, Okay, I like how Riac ends.
47:08
Speaker 2: Too, But I mean, yeah, so you're like the Joss
47:11
Speaker 2: Whedon without the gross bits of writing novels. You already
47:16
Speaker 2: have it kind of lined up where you want the
47:18
Speaker 2: story to go, well because ahead of time, yeah he
47:21
Speaker 2: had Buffy. Yeah okay, yeah, he knew day one how
47:27
Speaker 2: it was going to end and when, and that's.
47:30
Speaker 1: That's wild to she become a vampire. No, I've never
47:34
Speaker 1: seen seen the movie. Oh my god, you've never watched
47:38
Speaker 1: I've never seen the show.
47:39
Speaker 3: Oh my god, a new podcast idea.
47:45
Speaker 1: I haven't like everything comes the head vampire and starts
47:49
Speaker 1: a multi level marketing campaign.
47:52
Speaker 3: She starts in the m l M.
47:55
Speaker 1: You get to subscribe.
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Speaker 2: It and then it's your down line that sounds dangerous and.
48:06
Speaker 3: You get a third of the blood from each of
48:08
Speaker 3: your sired so much blood.
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Speaker 1: That's how it ends, right.
48:19
Speaker 3: Yep, you nailed it, well done.
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Speaker 2: Awesome, Yep, awesome. Where can they find us, Kristen? Can
48:29
Speaker 2: you let the listeners know absolutely?
48:32
Speaker 5: You can reach us across all socials at on Thelanni
48:34
Speaker 5: Pod and you can email us at on Thelanipod at
48:38
Speaker 5: gmail dot com.
48:40
Speaker 2: Well that's it, guys. You don't have to go home,
48:43
Speaker 2: but you can't.
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Speaker 1: You can't see here, Okay, bye byeye